The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Trap House Pt. 2 feat Tyler Chronicles & Darren Brand | Ep. 42

Episode Date: September 23, 2016

With DC out of town, Karlous & Clayton hold it down with Wild N Out co-star Darren Brand and comedian friend Tyler Chronicles. It's a literal roundtable on all things happening in the world and in their heads. Tune in, subscribe then tell your neighbors cousin! #ThisPodcastIsFor #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, five. 85. 85. 85, bye, pie. Welcome back to the 85 South Show, man. This part two, we had to split that shit right now. Man, we had to split it down. Back in here with my nigger Tyler, chronicles.

Let's go. Part two. And my nigga big baby. Let's go. In my right hand, man, you understand. The nigga from Afghanistan. Clayton English. Afghanistan came with a plan.

Bought some land. Part two. Told a bitch. Part two. It's a motherfuckin' intro. It's for the chicks that like the way to play and beat tastes. We only like a vitamin C pill. We only like blowjob.

And we only get a dog rob. Can a nigga get a blow job? Yeah. Can a nigga get a blow job? Hello. Can't a nigga get a blow job? All right. A blow job.

A blow job. Somebody took over the beast like a rap. Come across wrong with a dark-skinned niggas been saying shit. So you're saying if a black, if a... Dark-skinned. This is so, this is. I feel like this is stupid argument. It is.

That's the America we're living. You're saying if it was a blacker dude, if it was a darker-skinned dude that he kneeled and they play in the national anthem, you mean the police would roll out there right to... Get your black-ass up right now. Immediately. You know what? This is a prime example because this is black dude. He played baseball. I don't know his name.

I wish we had our fact chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, look, I feel what he said. Adam Jones is his name. But I don't have the platform to do that because I play a sport that is that if I said, if I took that type of stance, it's over for him. It's over for me. So, yeah, salute. All of what he said.

But I can't do it. The way my job set up. I can't do it, bro. It don't work. It don't work. And you can't do nothing about. They both. Hey, ask me right now.

Say we about the march. That's how niggas be. Ask me right now. Hey, we're about the mark. Right now? Let's go, nigga, right now. Let's go. You know what?

I got to work today. I'm on Tuesday. Let's try. How about you going there on Tuesday? Niggas a good. If you take two pictures tag me to it like I was with you. Like I was there. And I'm going to post it on my Instagram.

Now they'll get you a little window like, okay, look, I can march. But I got to be in March. Like any marching outside of March, I'm not going to be able to do it. And let's hit you with the ultimatum answer. Look. We can go down there and protest all we want to. We can march. But what's that going to change?

But then what? We could do that unless y'all want to go to the crib. Let me know when it's about some gangster shit. That's when I'm involved. Hit me. Hey, man, it's about some gangster shit. Hey, man, I ain't got to do it. Then you got the proper niggins.

I'm down. But let me get past my 90 days. Let me get past my 90 days, my insurance straight. And I'm in now. I like the way to move. from the inside. I like the movement and shaping up, but I don't like the hypocrisy.

You know what I'm saying? It's a lot of hypocrisy, a lot of back and forth, like, hey, a lot of white people are saying black lives matter is a terrorist organization.

And then they fucked around. They fucked around and made the white lives matter a terrorist organization. How ironic is that? I appreciate it. I would like to, I would like to know about these people

that, you know, say the stuff they say because they try to make it seem like the flag represent the military. I said this before, man. The flag don't represent the military. The flag represent the country.

Every country got a flag. Every country ain't got a military. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait. Say this shit again. Come on, man. Every country got a flag. But every country ain't got a military.

That flag don't belong to anybody. Okay. So, I mean... Anybody. I mean, so I don't know. They're talking about the veterans, but they don't even get the fucking veteran. No, but you know, but shout out to the veterans.

Shout out to the vets. Shout out to the veterans for Kaepernick, too, who's saying they're saying they're saying they're saying they. They went over there and fought for somebody's freedom to speak their mind. And I don't like what people talk on behalf of other people, man. And people say this shit, oh, you don't like it. Well, go back to where you came from. Why don't you move?

Why don't you move? Man, hey, look, if your house got shit everywhere, you're going to move or you going to clean that shit up? You got to clean that up. Clean that shit. I don't know what kind of money you got, but you got to clean that shit up. That ain't how shit worked. Yeah. Shit fucked up, but you just, no, that ain't how it works.

So quick to tell you to leave, too. Go. Well, leave that. But I don't even, I don't even know. But you know, this. This is the shit that's amazing to me. It's just fucking crazy. If the Wi-Fi's not good, I can't move.

It's crazy how these racist as white people can find any reason to disagree with it. You want me to move where? What, a Wi-Fi week, my nigga? Like, I can't watch my Hulu's a thing. Hey, guys, it's all a distraction because niggas was getting shot in the street and they need to talk about something different, guys. So I got to move somewhere where my jail broke the fire stick don't work my niggies? They're still getting shot in the street.

They'd rather talk about Kaepernick-Niel and Dundee. during some bullshit national anthem. That's actually racist when you hear the whole entire song. It's talking about... No, they don't do the... No, they take out the third verse. They don't want you to hit it.

Because they're talking about slaves. Okay, let's be real. Who the fucking knew that the Star Spangled Band and had more than one verse? I didn't care. I didn't know that shit. Right, right.

Why they don't say... Niggia, I want to go to that sporting event where they do the whole song. And just get everybody... Give everybody the same face. Yeah, you think the third verse is bad. Wait till you hit that bridge going into the fourth one.

And the nigg again... and the chance Rock is pointed right at they and we don't know what the fourth verse talking about We don't, man It's a lot of songs that was what you call You know the old bunch of shit races

You remember that 10 little Indians All the nursery rhymes is racing Wait do you hear the second verse of happy birthday It's racist in there too Wait do you hear the second verse What nigger they changed it to month Nah it's the fact that it was 10 little Indians And you get down to no Indians

Like we got them off the land That's the whole point of the song No no before it started off 10 Oh, yeah, yeah, that too. You hear the third verse of the alphabet. They tried to change you to 10 little monkeys. Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed. Is that us?

Hey, the third verse of the alphabet is racist. Because we did jump on bed. Because the end. Because the end of the day we did jump on beds. Niggas. The third verse of the alphabet is racist as fuck.

Everybody. Happy birthday. How to happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, niggers. Happy birthday, niggers. Happy birthday. niggers you my niggas So y'all saying Tigger is a nigger?

I'm saying that every song has a hidden racist verse Now winning the Poole is going to walk around They dig out Winnie Poole of honey He had a hothal top He was a guy Now Tigger was a nigger

Ewan was on pills Well all the niggas not Welcome Do do do do Buy some beer and we'll give you some It's a third verse You want to be wet niggas, me.

Trouble out's all outside. You want to be... The white niggas won't steal your rights. That's hard. Every song got a big place. But on my mama, on my mama, I would watch a show with that theme song.

That's crazy. I would have to watch a see what you're talking about. That would be on my DVR. I had to see what you're talking about. I had to see what you're talking about. You know what, though... I would watch it every two-thirds. I know sometimes shit be fucked up.

Sometimes. And sometimes it's a lot of bad representation of black people like you watch an episode of good times right now some of that shit you'd be like ooh oh I still fuck with the show what you mean to be like ooh it's a lot of what's your ooh it's a whole lot of ooze like you say like I was watching the episode the other day right Thelman was dating this nigga who was 42 years old who owned the chicken restaurant yeah and then went like that JJ was like well Thelma you ruined that chance they free chicken for the rest of our lives

the rest of our lives. Like, then he's going to working out for the rest of his life. But if you apply that today, if your best friend get a job at Chipotle, you mean to tell me you're not going to expect a burrito and least four times of the week. It's shit like that.

It's a whole lot of shit that they sneak in front, like that new KFC commercial. Racist dinner motherfucker. Oh, that Krispy. They got the crispy kernel. Extra Krisp. This thing is on the beach with some white people feeding them chicken

don't I look extra-christ. This commercial was being racist, even when it was a colonel before. He just had a hard, like, racist tone. You know, the chicken companies are in competition of how racist they can feed. That's why he had so much chicken.

No, he learned the recipe from the chicken. Them 11 herbs and spices. Right. Came from niggers. I got a theory. I got a theory. I got a theory. What you put in yours?

Come here, Silas. Show me how you make your own chicken. Listen to this. Hold on. Silence. Had he made. Come on. But Kentucky Brian chicken's not even chicken no more than this.

I got a whole theory about the chicken, right? Look, Colonel Sanders was a slave owner. He owned the pop-ass chicken lady And Bojangles They both had the recipe Once they got free That lady was free That lady from Popeye

Lord that chicken from Popeye I don't know the Bojangles song Because he got He was free first First of all Niggas Niggas were allowed to have a theme song We're doing that big

I'm surprised It's laughing for Bohangles I gave you that I gave you that for free I said it again Bo hangless All right I met the blog

He told me He said Mimia at Bohangles I go to Bohangles He knows there I call him he said Mimi at Domino

I say domino I just like you're fucked up That you name Every chicken Except for churches Like they didn't Have to get

Free themselves No They prayed At church What Popeye's got to do With chicken Why is Pope The Sailor

I ain't I never seen Papai Or Louisiana Popeye's got The best fries Ever my nigga When you high

Popai Should be Not that Popeye this is completely different if you go back to the old shit Popeye was on that he used to yeah

the nigga contract ran out we got our phone I see me like you're skinning me shirt here I don't know what you're really doing it scummy-a-dick-d-deggat I can't even tell me Papa I see the cartoon in a minute

we tried to sell them spinach that shit ain't really selling like that I feel like that should at least be aside, like, how hard, like, just a can. Like, if I was Popeye, I'd be like, here, here you go spinach. But won't nobody, no matter how hard Popeye was in the cartoon, niggas

won't fuck it with Spitz growing up, bro. I tried to, I thought it made you stronger. I tried it, but that's just disgusting, bro. That's just the... Why the fuck with Papine get into all of those fights knowing he need the spinach? Why don't the nigga eat the spinach? And then fight. Like, in the morning. Because, like, Eric... It's like, when you

wake up, just eat spinach, and then it's going to meet your ass all this. I wonder if the spinach was weed. Absolutely. Oh, it was, of course. Sometimes he eats through his pipe. Yeah, that's how you talk about it. Sometimes his pipe, like, if he was stuck in the ground, or tied up to a train. He might poke a hole in the spinach and then suck it out through.

But he hit the pipe so hard, though. By the brunt hit the pipe so hard. That's more like meth, though. We don't make you that strong. I saw him pull out a cellophane bag with some spinach in. I thought he was. Hey, hold on. Meth would make you like a zombie.

Shout out of cartoons. Cartones, man. Because they taught you how to deal with people before you even met them. I saw my first gay people on cartoon Fact All he man Snaggleput Every nigga with draws on

Yeah How are you gonna be How are you gonna ride How are you gonna ride a animal bear bag With some draws on? Let's go this way To a riner I just want to give a shout out

To the cartoon Doug To let you know it's good To have hard times And wear the same outfit sometimes All the time My cartoon Like a closet right now Like a cartoon

Like I got the same outfit 38 times Because Skeeter was the nigga And Doug That was the only black character In Doug Shout out of my nigga On some sneak shit

I felt like Rug Red was about teenage parents. Explain it. Because you've never seen anything. Oh, Rugrats much. The parents. I'm a fan of Chuck.

They had the most irresponsible parents. The niggas was everywhere. They were. When your baby just can walk outside and be outside all day and just, and be imagining shit. Just like Dora, Mama. You know what, kill me about the Rugrats.

They were babies, but they got out of whatever situation they was in. They did. They didn't talk. When that lady got kid, them ladies was kidnapped for like 14 years in that house. Yeah. I was like, damn, y'all couldn't get out of house. But the Rugrats couldn't get out.

The Rugrats break out of their playtime every episode. You know why they couldn't get that shit out? They ain't had no commercial bricks. Yeah. Yeah, nigga. The Rugrats had one of the coldest soundtracks ever, bro. Take me there. Hold on.

I want to go there. Take me there. Let's go. That's a low-slaver rap. That shit was cold, bro. That shit won't come? That's late. Tell that to people, tell people to look that up.

Are you tripping? You ain't you fuck with that loss? No, because, no, I do. I do. I fuck with the shit more than you do. Oh, baby states. Oh, baby, stage. That's not possible, my nigga.

That's not possible. I just sung the whole hook live. Brough, Mace put his siblings on that shit. He did. His little sister and his brother. That was dancing in the video. Blinky, blinky, blink. Blank.

First of all, the nigga had one of the most gangster names in the rap history. Hey, but he will shoot you, but he does long blinks. Like, hey, my nigga. Blinky blink. I'm out. Yo, I'm with, not with all his shit, beat. long blink is over for you Hey Arnold was real

Can I tell y'all some bullshit though man They've been pouring on us for years and years That our one black positive sitcom was the Cosby show And that's bullshit You know what? Positiveity is all about how you see it Oh you're saying it was the only positive show? No the people trying to say it's the only positive show

That was bullshit because it wasn't Only people that were doing good was Cliff and Claire God damn Theo was retarded a little bit Vanessa bought that miss bitch jazz back to the house and ain't nobody like him nobody like that. Nobody like them. Denise, Denise smoked weed with the girls and boys.

Hold on no, hold on no. Sandra went to college and then met a nigger that nobody like an elven. He bought her back and opened a wilderness store and got her little kids ate the fuck up in the house by rats. Then Denise bought back a nigga and a little bitch. Don't nobody like Ravens Simone

and she bought her back. And Rudy was a hoe because she always had little boys in the house and wasn't nobody at home. Wait a minute. What you mean? She always had three or four of boys in the house. You went through the whole family, but you left out two very important. Rudy ain't no home at. Rudy was a hole on there. You left out too important people. She did have a long girl get that boys in the house. Hold up, man. Who? Chris explains it all. Willie and Nelson.

Willie and, no, I talked about them. Them the ones that got ate up because they were Sandra kids, they didn't want to get out of rats when they moved because Elvin fucked her life up. So you're saying the only people that was doing good on the Cosby show was Bill and Claire. And Claire. No, no, adults was painted in a pretty good light on that. Adults was, but the kids wouldn't shit. There's a lot of history on that. Even cousin Pam. Like, everybody had come through.

And the nigga G money from, uh, juice, when he got on there. Bro, you could tell the Cosby had a tough run to end it when Theo graduated from college, bro. Like, there was no more. They didn't think he was going to make it to that. They didn't think he was going to make it to that. They didn't graduate from community college at 41. The boy, the black-ass dude with the box face.

Oh, no, no, no. No, the big dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He should have been Kenney's brother, man. Yeah, that would have been. Bud. Oh, big bud. Yeah.

Because he was all the time on my brother. My name is Bud. That's my brother said. My brother said. And Bud was fucking Rudy. I'm telling you all. You know this whole conversation. Bud ain't never fucked Rudy.

All right. Peter, everybody fucked. Rudy fucked Romeo from Steve. The white boy, Peter? Everybody was over there. He's talking about the turkey white boys. Them boys are over there.

Listen, all. Hey, blood. I don't know what the fuck wrong with you. Oh, everything. This whole conversation started out about the national atmosphere. This is some drunk shit. This is a drunk shit. I swear it did.

We in a new place. It's hot in here. Our brains are fried. Hey, man. This is California. No, we good. We get back. But we did.

We jet lagged. But we're good for any goddamn reason about anything. This podcast is for them bad bitches that chew ice and complain about headaches. Hold on, hold on. This for podcasts. Are we going to go back? We got to. Do yours.

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Hold up. That's why you know big baby got some real good shit. He called it a blowjob. A blow job. Like a white man. A guy. Like a white man?

Bro, you had a blowjob? I don't have a blow job. Hello. Hello, little boys. Is your mother home? I was like a blow job. Suck my fucking cock, Amber. Listen, we got to stop right there, bro.

Right there. What you mean to tell me? We're going to be responsible. Think about, think about, think about the head. Think about the head. You'd be getting laid me. I don't want to talk about here. Tell me about the blow job, right?

Damn, that head. Fuck your head. That bitch got a clock in for every nigga. I had a blow job. The blow job is when that's all they want to do, and they're good off that. Because a job, because the job has been blown. You have to finish it. Come on now.

You got to finish it. That was the difference to me. You said it here. You remember when niggins back in the day used to be like, just let me eat it. Right? And niggins. Hold on, let's be real. That's be real.

That's real. I must not have been back in that day. That was a day I wasn't back there. Go to commercial. I just want to eat it. Even if I didn't remember that, I'll forget that shit on purpose. Hey, hey, baby. We need a test.

It's neat. It's neat. Look, come here. Come here. Oh, wait. Wait. That's creepy as fuck. You're creepy as hell, nigger.

I'm just going to let it do it. I don't let it. My dick is going to be out. My dick is going to be out. I'll tell you that. It's going to be out. It's going to be out. with my dick out.

My dick on me out, but it ain't going to be in, is what I'm saying. I'll play with it a little bit. I put my dick out, won't put it in. I'm going to eat it mostly. Put my dick out, won't put it in it, all I'm doing is eat it. That's it, three days. But how many times? Hey, put it in, I'm going to keep it in.

But how many times have that actually happened, though? Because the end result is you're going to get something. But what I'm saying, hold up, hey. Hey, I'm just going to eat your pussy. Oh, I'm fucking down. No, that's right, bro. Oh, that's right, bro. He takes a long liquid slide in.

Hold up. I got my shoes and my socks on. My pants are on, okay? Shirt on. Digg is out. Shirt on. Shirt on. I'm just going to touch it.

That's it. It ain't ready for a shirt on. My head is still in place. She got his hat on like Tia. And I got to wear my glass. I got to wear my glass. I can't see what I was like that. And my d'u-and-my-and-my-and-my-and-all.

You got to flap out or end? The flap got to be out, right? Flap and momentum. Before you go, check this out, we saw. When you said, when you said head,

and I was like, no, fuck head. Right. You can get some head right quick. Talk about it. Right. You ready? That's head. When you said a blow job,

that shit had a beginning, yeah, a middle, and an end. I'm talking about, this is what, I'm talking about, this is what? Wake the blow job down. Okay, boom. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I just want to suck? You just want to do what? What? What? That's it? She'll, how about you just roll up? do it. Well, that's, I mean... Damn, you know some of them down now?

I'm not, I'm not saying... What church do you go to? Where are you receiving these kinds of blessed? I mean, you guys, I'm surprised y'all that got this in Atlanta. I know y'all. Come on now. That's back page action. No, bro. That sounds like me just

pull up on the pool. That's awesome. That's awesome. You're going to have. You're a man. You might got to, you might get there, but you're going to have to listen to a problem with front. I need to get on MTV. This is bullshit. I'm not saying all night. I'm not saying all night.

Just on her way over there. Right, right, right, right. Oh, for real, so work crazy? I'm out the game. Are you here? We're doing a lot. I need to address my audience, bruce. Yeah, what are they at, Lowe's?

What the fuck are my blow jobs? I'm out here working my ass. And he'd be out of town like three times a week, so then three times. Hashtag no more head. We want a blow job. I want a blow job. Fuck head. Head is work.

Anybody can do work. That's a can, bitch. You punch your key. I want a blow job. A blow job is when there's nothing left to clean up. Oh, yeah. You can go ahead and start your day back up. You can either start your day or take a nap.

It's right there. You have the option. She don't even leave your P-O closet. Let me get some hair. Is you? Oh, shit, I got to clean up. I'm going to have to wipe my leg. You know what I'm saying?

But a blow job, she gets all that. And she comes up with a smile. She takes the hair back down. She brushes down. Blow job is like going to the salon. It is. She got to go into some responsible. She's dried my dog for the hair dryer afterwards.

You see what I'm saying? She fluffed my hair out, everything. Hey, I just realized blowjobs got me in all three of my relationships. That's what I'm saying. I'm talking about, you go ahead and let go. She come up like, you're good? All right, well, I'm going to go ahead and roll. Right.

That's a blow job. You ever had a, I'm talking about my blowjob is so good. You hold yourself so like, you know, I was bought to cook. You leave it? Like, I like taco. Like, I was going to make this on, baby. The blow job be so good. When she leave, you'd be wondering, like, where is she going?

Where is she going? Hey, the blow job would be so good. You get mad black. Bitch, look, that's the problem. That's the problem. She had you sitting down taking the shower. You know you fucked up when you sit down with the shower water on. Look, when you get ready to be in a real relationship?

Look, look. You write a soul gone challenge about that bitch? Bro, I'm trying to take it. So you stuck my dick and leave. It wasn't his head. It was a blow job. Did it? You tagged that bitch and right.

I'm telling you, bro. Shout out to the blowjoppers out there. Salute, man. And, man, shout out to waddle and out for making these blowjobs possible. You know what I'm saying. That's just being 100% of real. Shout out of a minute. Blow job.

know something about her you didn't know before you were like, man, this bitch left-handed. I ain't even know that shit since she was going to be able to do that. That's crazy. And Bodextre. Shout out to that. You ever have a girl stuck your dick? You'd be like, damn, how did you, how did you know? Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, yeah, fuck all that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just want my dicks-sug. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, I thought it was just head. We turned down dick-sucking, too? No, we all that shit, bro. It ain't a blow job, he's wasting time. She's saying, she's like, I'm trying to say. suck on some. Nah, it's too old.

I'm too old, bro. Go ahead. We pass all that. Suck us in my dick and so immature. Yeah, man. It's like a half of her. I'm trying to suck a lot of him. I'm trying to give you a blow job.

You're like, oh, fuck. Come on. This shit like somebody giving you a good deal. Tell me more about these bloc jobs. So you mentioned a job. I wanted if you were looking for somebody to do a blow job. I'm trying to tell you, bro. Yes.

Shout out of the MTV for making that happen. That shit crazy. Yeah, man. Got to get off the old holes. Yeah, when you get a blow job. She showed you about 11 different Kung Fu style. Yeah.

Look, watch the silent grasshop. Shout out. Hey, shout out to the girls. Is she doing the sitting cring? What the fuck? I didn't know my balls could be on top of my dick. Oh, no. You're watching it like, how is this not hurt?

That is how because you'd be looking like, now how come the bitch I ain't never done that? Right. And then after she'd be like, who this bitch doesn't done this too? Shout out to the motherfucking girls that when you're hitting it from the back and you pull out and they know you're about to come. They spin around real fast so they can eat that shit.

What's up now? You're going to give the devil a shout out. These bids are ninjas. They know what they're spinning around so fast on the bed and suck. They don't call it, bro. I didn't spend at least $15,000. These bids just be fast as hell. How do you get so fast?

You know what they call that? What? That's called an edible arrangement. Come on. Come on. Damn, man. I mean, in respect. Did you just make that up on the spot?

Come on. Edible arrangement, man, come get out to all the edible arrangements. Come get this. I'm talking about they turn around fast and don't even mess your sheets up. Like, damn, bitch, how you hovered? Did you hover around? Do you know that's the only way you can get your TV stolen? Is if you're beating some pussy up and right when you're nuts, right with you nut.

For a nigga taking your TV, you're going to let them take it. I'm going to go ahead and let him take it, man. Oh, go ahead and get that, bro. I only need that. I only need that. I'm good. I ain't watch that nigga later. Now y'all going to have me texted, motherfuckers.

They ain't talked to him. You got to that spin around. I want a blow job. bad than a blow job and that spin around bro. If anything, my nigga, you deserve that, bro. You work hard, bro. You work hard. You work hard. You work hard. I think every guy on this table deserved that. It's hard being a comedian. Is it not hard? Because I'm thinking about the last time I had a blowout. You ever had a blow job

where you had to take your dick back? Like, look, you're out. Yeah, yeah. Get my dick back. Bitch, my back tickling my back. Why is my dickling my back? You ever had a blow job so good? She finished to your shit is all the way soft. Like, y'all tell her she stayed on it all the way to you on No, I'm gonna tell you the bullshit blow down. That's what you suck your dick and put it back in the box. You're gonna reset my dick and my dick got to come back on like an apple.

Hey, you sit there like, that's it, that's it. You just go, okay, okay, all right. All right. Look, okay, all right. I'm not even me anymore right now. This whole subject right now. I'm not even me. I'm not even me anymore right now.

That's not the me, you know. You knew me. That's not me. This subject right here, let you know that this ain't on this earth right now walking around I see ninn'n'n'n'n'n

yeah I see niggas doing front flips oh man hey what about them blowjobs that leave your butt wet you know

what the fuck hey not those are that sloppers get in you're creaking your ass by the time you're like damn those are those are called

sloppy topy sloppy sloppy topies when you're laying on your back and my uncle told me a long time ago in order for those

types of things to exist we must not discuss them in the light of the day. I am. I apologize. Because right now, we're giving up too much sauce, man.

Even when that happens, it's literally too much sauce. It's too much sauce. When no much happened, you got to sign the verbal contract. You got to look her in the eyes while you get the towel. Like, look, it's between us.

Right. I'm wiping my whole ass. Don't you ever. You're in the car switching around a little bit. I wet his whole ass up. No, wait. I could not believe you said that in front of my parents. You've got to tell him how you did this.

Bitch my mama, you ain't spit in my ass. It was like a process. No, no. No, because even when you left my balls, but why was it wet? Like, it was mostly dick. And then you lifted my balls and then it went like down there like a creek. It was like an outlet, more like a like a river sublet. Shout out to my nigga, D.C. man, D.C.

Fuck you me. Shut out, D.C. man. Flats said that shit, put that dick down again, girl. Ain't nothing for you under the dick. That's my nigga. Put that dick down. Put that shit down again, girl. Yeah.

Stop trying. That's crazy. That's crazy. All right, man. Y'all know what else did we? We did. We did. That was very vulgar.

And to anybody who was disrespected, you should have turned this shit off a long-fucking comic. What's wrong with you? Do you not know this show is for people like that? You got the chronic comic on here, Big Baby, Clay and me, we don't have enough spaces like this. Right. We don't get to talk about it.

To a lot of people. We talk about it to like... Amucks a blunt. Right. People on the phone. Y'all out there. Y'all know some crazy shit. Our ladies at home missing this, too.

We've been in the trap house for about four, five hours. It's people already leaving comments like, yo, this is the realest shit out here. That's why I stay listening to y' y'all. Look, we're on the comments right now, this niggas said, these niggas in a trap house. I love it. Hold up.

You didn't hear the last call. I love it. These niggas in the trap house. I love it. This niggas said, podcast all day. Need sponsors. Hashtag sponsors, won it. right on. Hey, what's that on?

This on Instagram. No, I'm saying. What's the page? The 85 South Show, come on, man, promote. This shit's said, because the 85 South show, this podcast really worked

from home street, club, it's a picture of me on? It's a picture of me on. Shout out to everybody fucking with us right now, man. We are, we're staying in the trap house.

Hey, man, shout out, 85 style. Hey, can I just tell you, I appreciate, I listen, listen. Yeah, let me just say this.

We got to start this off why you here. Can I just say that. No, you can't say that shit. Let me say it, Show testimony. Let me say that shit. Say it, but don't, bro. Because I was at a comedy show

with the Salem State like five, six years ago. And Lowe's got on stage. And I didn't know who Lose was. And in that time, I thought I was an all-ed comedian. You know what I'm saying? I bet you got.

I was fucking shit up. You know, I was fucking shit up. You know, I had a couple of bitches and everything. I was all right. You weren't getting blow jobs yet. I was getting some head, I get some head.

He was all right. But I won't get the bull jobs. I'm right. I'm a show never getting sucked on. Let me just get my testimony. And Lowe's get on stage, man, he starts up with this joke called, A, baby bird, baby bird. Baby bird, you know what I'm saying?

Baby bird, man. The nigga had, like, the niggins said, give me $2,000. And then when I saw that dicoe stage, that's what I went home and was like, I got to step my shit up. So I appreciate you for always giving 100 on stage. You made me a better comedian. But you don't even know that, bro. You don't even know that.

I don't know that. I don't know that. I don't know that. And then this nigga here, man, I've been the fancy. He was on the BET T shit with the thing. dating, you know what I'm saying? Oh, the hell date? Come on, man.

There, what he was going to get? Oh, they didn't pay us good. When he was... Hey, hell day. You know what? You know what? Hey, did I take you back? What about?

I took you back? He was waiting for you to bring that shit. Did he fucking around? Did you fucking around? Did you do it? Yeah, I did that shit. I was trying to look through my phone so I couldn't think about that money and shit. He did it?

The dude that was just in? The dude that was just in? He did it? Yeah. Oh, you remember he had that funny-in' episode. Time for a sweet spooee. That nigg. way he went. That nigga swept the whole

dance studio with the mop. His character was, he was a janitor. He was a gentleman. He couldn't. He wanted to get to clean up everything. As a fan of stand-up, bro, I was rooting for you the whole season, bro. I was out of that like that. Hey, that's my... Hey, that nigga got some great content. Also, the hell day shit.

Oh, here you go. Talk to him, bro. Hey, yeah, yeah, that Mitchie got paid way more than us. The midd is. Hey, we found that... The Mitch is still eating on the episodes. That nigg is still eating off the Soul Circus. Chris. Holyfield. Chris was eating off them shit. He was getting about four racks.

Shout out the homie. They rented him a car. They treated us like ass. They told me to stop being funny one time. Clayton can't stop me for fighting that nigga. Remember we did the comedy? I wasn't going to say that. I don't give a fuck.

You brought it up. We about to fight, man. And he tried to rate me. And shout out. No. You never had to break up a fight between the regular person. I wouldn't make no race. I wouldn't make no rape joke.

Your hands are at two different levels. That nigga tried to rape me, man. What? The midger got drunk. The midger got drunk, man. No, no, no, no. I wasn't there for this. I wasn't there for this.

That nigga, we was bowling at the rap party, man. Set this up. Why was you bowling at the rap party? Why was you bowling with a midget? Okay, no, no, no, no. They did a rap party for the show. This nigga got drunk, bro, and hugged. He fell asleep on the table.

No, he didn't, my nigg. The nigga tried to hug me around my waist. And I was like, hold up, nigger, you a little nigger. And then he kind of like But that's all he had But that's all he was right Let me get on his name

He kind of gave it like He kind of gave resistance Like, nigga I'm not letting you go Like we'd have like All up, nigga He said we did Like grab my ass

And I was like What the fuck? What? I bullshit you. But that's all he had That hike How's he gonna hug you goodbye? No, let me get on the knee

Man But no Because it's like I'll take a knee and dab You up to hug you up. Hey And the nigga like Right up to me

Grab my waist And What if we said that digger up like a jump? Hey, go ahead. Go ahead. You can't help my. And then he just got to your ass. He'd be like, Loose, goodbye, man.

You have a good night. I'll talk to you later, Lose. And Lose, I'm going to talk to you later, Lose. And then he slined down your body like a fireman pole. See, it's really disrespectful. What if he did all that? That'd be a problem. If you got to call him, hey, Clay, help me jump on close real quick.

Do you, J-D-D-D-D-D-D-N-Lose. I just want to tell you good night, brother. You have a good night. You have a slide down your body right. I'm going to talk to you later. I was about to get the scrapping with the niggins because he didn't have the niggins respected me. Yeah, I don't know if he meant it like that, but the nigginspected you, like that. He got drunk, man.

Hey, hold on, hey, hold on one more time, one more time. Hey, Clay, help you up, Clay. Do, do, do, lo! I just want to tell you good night, bro. Y'all, man. Y'all laughing, I'm serious. Wait, wait. I just want to tell you good night, slide.

Nah, the nigg is lie. I'm gonna get you the short bird. Did he disrespect me? I don't know if he meant it like that, but he grabbed me on some inappropriate and shit. Did he put your butt? Myself, I'm not the tallest nigga. So a little nigga trying to grab me

and end up inappropriate. I know it was some shit in the Matrix. Whoa, bro, what the fuck? What the fuck, bro? Man, he was about to put his head on your dick. This is true Hollywood stories. This is real shit that happened, man. But he did get a little faded, man.

And he did, like, he was sleep on the table with the food. but he was standing up, but he was at the table where he could just lead on the table. But he was standing up, but he was leaning on the table. By the food, right by the food. The food was still up there. And this is true story, man. This food was still up.

I just want to say that's such an advantage, bro. Like, because he just said somebody out of hell, you don't even need the lawn couch. You don't get what he's saying. My nigga, he fell asleep. And you can stretch the fuck out. Like, you can really. The nigga fell asleep on the food table.

Like, if I was, like, a tiny nigga, that's a twin size to a type. That might be a queen. To a tiny nigga. That's a queen, my nigger. Like, that's come for us. What he pointed out is a love seat, by the way. Us normal people?

Are we stressed the fuck out? And then he had a nigger who helped him get in the seat. And he was mean to him. Wasn't he dog? The nigga he used to have put him up in the stool. Hell, yeah, little people are heavy. He was mad at him too. And he was like, shut the fuck up.

That's like picking up a safe. Little people are solid. Yeah, he's like picking up a real safe with bricks in it. You know what to do. But that's why I had to, that's what. He probably mean to him. He was drunk. there at him. Right. I'm supposed to get myself down?

Yeah, I pick that dick up like a pit bull. If you don't get your ass. That's why I had to use Clay to jump up to hug Carlos goodbye. One more time, Clay. Hey, p, pap, pat. Hey, and Loz. I'll just want to tell you good night, bro. Okay? He was my favorite cast. Hey, Flo's still mad about that shit. You y'all don't even know, though. And then when he slide down, he's slide down, he looked at you in your eyes the whole time. The whole top is he's just like just looking at your loz.

And then grab his shirt on the way down. He's lying to speak in that that dick's face. Hey, Lowe's, I'm gonna talk to you later, all. All right, kiss, man. Why are you that clear? Hey, man, shout out to the little women of Atlanta, if y'all watching, too, man. Hey, man, shit the fuck.

You shit, somebody's going to fuck one in there. Hey, that thing, be vouching for that shit, for real, man. I love it. I love all y'all. You'd be like, hey, buddy, what you're doing? Right here. Right here. I'm to my one.

Two niggas, I know they the fuck midget. been drinking the burpee. And me, nigga, I'll spend one of the minutes around my dick, like a bag. Basketball. I don't want them off the wall. Go-trotter. I really want you to stop disrespecting the little community. We're not disrespecting them.

I think you started it. You did. The nigga that heard your dick started. Yes. Can you show a little respect? No. No. Why'd I come here?

Do you think they literally jump on a dick? Like literally jump? Oh, I got to see. I got to find out. Hey, all that, all that. No. One of them got a cheater print tattoo I just want to see you

Because of somewhere He got to stop somewhere You see a midget water to you A thick ass midget, she's doing a little water About to hop on that shit You're going to fuck Hey bro, I'm gonna tell you I saw the Dennis Robin and shit

About how he broke his dick three times Yeah, I saw that too And the first time was because he tried To jump in the pussy She said come jump in the pussy And he's stupid He ran, he was on a boat He did the shit literally

He jumped in the pussy And broke his dick was broke And bleating He said the bitch was laying next to the dick, like, he dead! He's dead! He dead! You killed him, so fuck me. But the dick was dead.

She's all dick. Hey, man. You break your dick. What's the rehab like? Come on, champ. Just three more. Three more. You can get it up. Three months. Get it up. Get it up. Get it up. But look. You're doing straight.

You're checking your ditter. Hey, man. You ain't 100% but your win coming back. Man. Hey, the balls trying to inspire you. Come on, you, bump. Get it up there. Look, hey. We're hanging down here. We're hanging right by your kid.

You're not in it alone. They uttered. They're like, come on, you can do it. Swain. Let's swing. Let's swing. So lift with your head, kid. How do you miss games with your head?

What do they say? Like, a sports center, Jenice Ronald was out with a broken penis. How do you play with the broken? Who did that? I don't know about that. I made that up. Does that include levels of head, sloppy topy, damn blowjob?

No, that can't get a blowjob, baby. Hey, it's fucked up. You got a frank and dick. As fucked up. as it may sound, I don't even want to say this, but Dick Rehab, it's a nigga named Brian who's in charge of the program. I don't know why. It's Brian Wood or why?

What? You got to talk to a nigga name. Hey, my name's Brian, I'm going to be in charge as we have. Let's see what we got here. Let's see it. Let's see it. That's how we begin. He says some crazy shit on the first day. It's going to be about an eight-week program for you. You got to start wearing your sleeve to sleep every night. You got to put your dick in the sleep.

I know it's uncomfortable, bro. guys, he hurts. But if you put some Vaseline on your shaft, this is... It really would be fucked up if you, like, if your dick did not work. Can you imagine the, like, that's just... No, I couldn't imagine it because I would kill.

Myself. Like, that's crazy. Because women don't know you care about your life. No, look, though. The dick is the most important about you if you would not... Listen, you would not kill yourself. If your dick doesn't work? If your dick doesn't work, you would become a human experiment.

You would be trying everything. You'd be like, nope, that don't work. Nope, that don't work. I ate some raw oysters. Fuck the oyster. You're going to figure it out. That's how you're going to kill yourself. But you won't kill yourself.

You'll be the nigga at the club. Hey, I got my dick hooked up to a 9-volt. Hold on, hold on, plug my dick in. Who the fuck knew that pubic hair was a good conductor of electrician? Got it hooked up to a generator out back. God, damn. You're fucking by the shit. No, the dick Bluetooth.

It's a wireless choice. Girl, you don't need that off school. Boom, boom. You got that shit on. I got to sink my dick on. Women have zero. respect for men with dicks that don't work or

like they'd be like I wouldn't marry him but his dick look like damn what about the rest of his like everything else that you like they don't give a fuck every night they don't give a fuck they don't crazy they don't give a shit but they don't give a fuck

and they don't give a fuck because they talk all that shit but they fuck little dicks right I didn't tell you I fuck the nigga with a little dick but you still I read a tweet the other day

this nigga said my dick luther and your pussy's thing. We eat. Hell no. Real nigga shit. That's a real dick of shit, man. That's funny.

Yeah, he was mad. Some bitch made him mad that night. That was a sub-tweet. Yeah, you can get called a little dick motherfucker even when your dick. That's what I'm saying. They think that's the biggest insult. Condition.

It don't matter. Like, but that dick went in you, though. How about that, bitch? How about that? You talk about the same dick that asked me to step out the room? That's the dick you're talking about, bitch. My dick was harder than this ever been in a fucking life.

I broke three thick-ass condoms. But I know I didn't because I took some pills and... When she'd come over to the crib and be like, oh, what's that certificate? No, my bitch, I graduated from Dick Rehap. I had broke my dick in three places. Oh, you know, but I remember, you remember them girls? What girl? They graduated, made it from the College of Dicks.

College of Dix? Yeah, the College of Dix. Wait a minute. These two of them, because Tia... It was on MTV? Yeah. Yeah. It was on MTV?

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Show-n-up. Spocked up. Tila gave. Sheck and Alan Iverson. Hey, y'all mean. You know the NBA blackballed AI for years. I'm glad they finally let him back in. They made the rules.

They changed it up, but they let people wear whatever they want. You can come. Because of AI, niggas got sleeves. Niggas had quorum. They come just like Harry Potter. AI was the most. At Studio 54. They need to ban that shit.

I don't believe you a real basketball player. If you ain't got a bunch of tattoos and shit. Like, who are you? Always dribbling in invisible basketball. I don't believe in your. Hey, hey, shout out to everybody who nice with the Invisible Rock. What? Nice as a fuck.

Ooh, you ain't never to eat shit. Hey, br. Hey, how's that when the nigger give them with their invisible rock? Oh, everything. I fuck your echoes up, my nigger. Why the niggins this shooting is still missed. Hey, Tyler, watch Clay go for the pet fake. Go on.

Clay. Oh, Clay. I got your way. Where you did it? Who? Clay. Who did you get it? What's up?

Oh, shh. Why are you drinking in truth? But that's what they do. I don't play D. That's how I play D. I don't play D. I don't need a point guard. I was a point guard.

Oh, okay. A nigga farm be smooth as hell with no ball. Then you get out there, that niggas shoot like a little Mexican nigger. Like, if you don't get your little Mexican ass out of here, boy. Hey, man, shouts out there. Hey, shout out of my Mexican people, too. You ain't going to have them mad of the... Mexican niggas can't shoot baskets, though.

I don't know. I know. They do all that shit with their feet. They play soccer, and they kick their work. with their feet and niggas don't God. Man, guys be beating the shit out there old lady. I'm from Los Angeles niggas. They know. Shout out to the Cholos

and the Vatos. Them niggas be beating shit out their wives with their feet so they don't leave them. I'm saying that. Because we got a lot of people that fuck with us everywhere. Already, I'm telling me they're everywhere. Them niggins are going to be like, oh my wife? Fuck with him. I'm going to finish working on my motor. You think I'm bullshit. I don't know where it was, but it was somebody in Mexico sent me a Snapchat

and I'm cooking some motherfucking a roast compoyo. I'm telling you. Carnitas. Conflitas. They fuck with it. Hey, man. I was come boy.

Yeah, man, everybody. So you got shout out. Shout out to German niggas out there. God damn. Shout out to all my friends. Shout out to all my friends. We get enough subject, brus. And Shaq and Ayah, brus.

Hey. And Shaq's talking to y'all mean. Hey, look, man, fuck Shaq. Man, he's talking about a Kaepernick shit in the deal. How did you end up going to get all the way? We was going to talk about Shaq. Hey, man. Congratulations to Shat being in a Hall of Fame, but I disagree.

We were going to talk about Shack on 300 birthday kings. Hey, look, and we didn't go talk about it. Hey, hey, look, you're going to come here and try to stay focused. Yeah, what happened to the... No, this episode's going to be long as fucking. And then, brus said, Shaq and a lot of shit. Fuck, y'all mean, like, he's and hair half of Japan. Y'all mean?

Shout out to Cheryl Swoops. We can't say nothing to y'all mean. Cheryl Swoves had some tities out. She had had a baby then got gay. She was the first bad. That was dope. Why you got to sexualize it, though? No, because she went and got married.

No, don't sexualize it. Don't sexualize. You all been talking about dick and broken dick and pussy on a lot. Don't say y'all. Don't say y'all. Like, you weren't talking about the shit, too. All of those were health issues. All of those were health issues.

But, fuck. That many men in America are facing. And if you have many men are not facing broken dick issue. And you have a dick pill, we can put that pill right on this show. When this episode come out

and the broken dick society, here it is, and see what the type of charity work. The BDS. Y'all got have a BDS post. BDS, the broke dick society. Bro, we over here. That shit better not be a society, bro. We're making breakthroughs, bro.

That shit better not be a society. We're literally making breakthroughs. I'm not meeting a bunch of niggas that I know about their dick. Like, that's a bad society. It's not about that. Like, you got to pay dues. Like, oh, yeah, everybody's gross. No, no dues.

Don't do you. Don't do you. No dues. Dude. Dude. You're dick dudes. No dues. You paid your dues or the broke dick.

You paid your dues when you broke your dick, okay? Your dig's broke. You're one of us, whether you want to be or not. Where is the weed? You never have to come to anything. I don't know. We need blunt. We need blunt.

We need blunts. We need blunts. What's that right there? I let her, and that's not it. I let her take the last blunt and I wasn't paying the two. Oh, that's because you had tities.

But you didn't want to sexualize nothing. I feel for it. Go sexualized. Yeah, these guts. Blunt run. All right. Shots how you y'all mean. No, if somebody will go to the.

Swisher store. No, to the store right. Yeah, they know. Yeah, in California. Over there off. Subpoville, the nigga. Hey, look, make it right on Pico. The machine got him.

Run down on Sepoville. The nigga. Your windows up. My nigga, that's how you know we're in Atlanta. We're in Atlanta. You gonna go? You gonna go? Oh, my bad.

That's right. Damn. Hey, look, I see a vending machine with black in my eyes, though, before. That's how you know we in California. If you see a vending machine with Cigarillo's on. Let me ask you this, though. You said, we've been all over the place with the shit. But you said you ain't like the treatment they've been giving Cam Newton later.

Hey, man. First of all, my nigga, man, you're the NFL on some fuck shit, bro. Look, if Tom Brady or. or Aaron Rogers. Or any white quarterback. Or any white quarterback. I'm talking about I'm talking about

I get tapped with a fingernail on their helmet. Oh, flag! 15 yards! First down. My nigga Cam Newton took seven headshot. And they fined them niggas $13.48. I saw that shit today on SportsCenter, but that's poor shit.

They charged them a number six from chicken playing with extra chicken tellers. That's what they charge, my brother, yo. And like, just because Cam is the size of LeBron James, he still plays quarterback. It's still a helmet. He's still a helmet. Roger Goodell running the NFL like Al Capone.

Right. He punished him who you feel like. And won't you say something? He's like, what? Cam, I don't understand. I don't understand because if they would hit Aaron Rogers like that. I'm talking about about that. They'll talk about that all week.

They'd throw the nigs out the game. They would. Out of the game. I'm talking about, bro. Brother hit Cam Newton straight up helmet and the helmet. And bruh, but that still ain't right. It ain't right. And you know what's fucked up is like, even if whatever the situation is,

It was like, the look on his face when he realized that they was hitting him on purpose, it was like, what I'm gonna do? Like, because he was getting hit by niggas, he wasn't expecting to get, you know the difference in, hey, I'm doing my job, hit him, like, nigga, this shit person. Like, did you just leave your feet?

No, nigga, no, because this shit hurt. Like, no, nigga, you know I got a helmet on, but this shit hurt. That nigga got him. I'm like, what the fuck I do to you? When you play ball, you know, you get, when you get, and you taste that shit in your mouth, you're like, this thing of them broke.

something. Yeah, I got a tooth go out. Nick, I'm tasting spinal fluid. They hit my nigga Cam so hard. He laid there for a second. That's what I'm saying. You didn't see that hit? I thought he was dead. I was like, you want to see a dead body? When a hit him out there? When a nigga get hit and he think his nose bleating. Hey, man, my nose bleak.

And Cam, I love you, bro. They're going to get it right. Yeah, spinal fluid. And Cam, I love you, bro. They try to take you out because you're sick, six. And you're heavy, bro. I swear his nose bleed. Nigger, my shit bleating. That's, that's when you check it with your mom. Mama hit you in the backseat of the car.

Pah! Shit, am I believe this? I think I'm, I don't know. Who, who, how did God make mom arms so long that she can drive and still smack your ass in the back seat at the same time? Hit the ass and their nose. You had an eye start water. That's the spirit. Yeah, we were talking about the hits, man, how they fucking up Cam.

It's just ain't right, man. It's really. Time privilege, Brady. You know, and Aaron Rogers. You can't speak about Cam Newton right now without bringing up Little Wayne because they're on the same wavelength. Little Wayne came back. With their pants? He ain't never experiencing no racist.

Lou Wayne said that? Le Wayne said he grew up in Louisiana. He's tripping. He's tripping. He said he ain't never. What about when they, what about? Then they go to his tour bus a couple of times? He said he didn't even do it music his whole life.

He said, since his concerts be sold out with all white people, he thought that shit was dead. Hell no. So he felt protected from the racism. So the next time police pulled me over, I'm going to just get the rapping. How did you do, motherfucker, is we baby niggins Don't shoot me because you know I'm not a player. So when that white lady threw him out the window on Gremlins, he didn't consider that racism?

Come on, right. Do you think that was racist? Come on, bro. Oh, y'all are killing me, man, all of a sudden, which y'all politically correct that. You know what? Give me the fucking. Let me roll a weed up, bro.

Don't even get me no gun. What's three states say on that movie? Don't even get me no gun, you know, I'm a shoot it. Don't even give me no gun. Daboo! Come on, man. Don't even get me no gun, you know how I'm gonna do with it.

You gotta do better. Oh, man. You know, Lo Wayne raised us, man, but whatever, the nigger looked like a mitochondria. You know what? Come on, bro. He gave us so much. Ain't nobody even mad at Lou Wayne.

He can't be mad at a trip. You the man. Look, Lou Wayne so cold. Little Wayne ran hip-hop from 2002 to 2007. Lou Wayne so cold that music, he kissed the man in the mouth on TV and we still listen to his shit. Every day.

Come on, man. Anybody even really really say nothing. He would kiss the rat until I just bought it up. Dedications. He tried to kiss me in the mouth. No, that's just for it. That's what happened. He didn't clear his throat for you.

But on some real shit. But that's my son. This hurt, man. Watching Lil Wayne and baby have this public break up. That shit do hurt, man. Because I ain't never had a daddy. They were supposed to go to the end, bro. They were supposed to go to the end, bro.

This is really the rich version of 50 cents and his son. Yeah. Right. If his son had this, a nigga. Damn, bro. He's a kid. No, he's 20. Oh, shit.

Who son, 12? Oh, he loved the little one. He loved the little one. He was a teenager. His little son is like almost 20 years old now. He is like a grown up. And then he's like, his son right at that age when he'd be like, fuck you dad, I'm gonna prove you wrong.

Right. So Lil Wayne, they see racism when Katrina happened. I do. I hope he went. That's what I was just about to say. He made a whole song about how racist George Bush was. Right, he did. And he didn't make a, if racism wasn't around, why he said he beat the pussy like

Emmett Till. Come on. What happened to Emmett Till? Exactly, Wayne. Exactly Wayne. I don't know. He said it. Yeah, he did. He did. He had to pay some money, too. Right. But I tried to say I was related to Emmett Till. I heard that money was coming. On some other shit.

That's dead wrong what they did. Lil Bow Wow was on the drink champs and Norer was like, hey man, that shit you said was fucked up. I'd be a fucked up nigga if I ain't tell you it was fucked. Remember he was like, I didn't look to it? He was like, I didn't black. So what did he say about it? He said. Hey, look, you raised a lot of these kids.

This generation, look up to you. I don't get a fuck about that shit. When you say shit like that, they believe it. So watch what you say. Pretty much. Smooth. You're right. Some smooth shit.

Like an OG. He was like, I wouldn't be the OG if I ain't tell you that. That's what Norwich said to buy. You were like, yeah, nigga, like, yeah, the All Lives Matter shit. You're like, yeah, we know that. But, hey, right now, we got to talk about this, dude. Right. I appreciate Norin' shit.

Shout out. Now, show our drinking stands for niggas on the run. Hey, we rock with him. Shout out to the drink champs podcast. We're on their ass, too. We far behind, but we're on that ass. I'll be a fuck. We're far behind.

But, no, I'll be listening to you. Y'all got better guests like us. Oh, your ass is, it means you there? It's relative. Yeah, I see how. Like, behind is behind, no matter where you at. Pause, pause at all that shit. Because I know.

These you, the niggas is on the fucking Eosobbs. When you listen to that, she's coming to comments. You can tell. When you listen to the podcast, you can tell that Norer don't realize how much people really fuck with him. Got to hear. He's thinking ain't nobody listening still. We all listen to this.

When the niggins jumped on the song with Project Pat, I was like, okay, this nigga real. When he said some shit, when he said some shit that made me try some shit that fuck my stomach up. What? Said, let's get loose.

It's straight with tomato juice. Yo, I had an argument with somebody about Noriega being better rapper than Jay Z at one point in my life. Swear to God I had that argument, Strait of God. And you was on Noriega side? I was on Noriega side.

No, you had to gain a lot for like two years. That's how much I thought of him. Straight up. I had an argument, a real life. Norrie brought Neptones to the game. He brought him up a little bit more because they was in the game. We just didn't know their faces. We didn't know for real face into the end.

Norie, half was on that show. Ferrell made all I want to do is Zoom or Zoom. That was his beat. Yeah, so he's been around for a while. We just saw his face with Norrie because they was on the. What? What? He didn't get credit for that shit.

Teddy Riley got credit for that shit. No, Teddy Riley got credit for that. But that was Farrell's joint. You feel me. We know now. Yeah, Farrell's 931 years. So today, I think, I think, on September to 14. He is an Egyptian.

The nigger was a king in that room. He looked like everybody that was important in every era in time. He was, right. He does, bro. That nigga looked like Count Chocula. He looked like he knew. Ferell lived through slavery and he played in North America real good. He could track a herd of buffalo. Forreel looked like most deaf daddy.

Just by listening to the ground. What's crazy they were going to cast him for Mowgli on Junkabla. That shit ain't work out So y'all don't know that shit So y'all don't even know You're at the inside school You don't even know I'm trying to end my nigga out

Like that. Jay and I don't know Everything he was supposed to play Mowgli But they say he's a little too tall Brum Jamie Fox doing so good As the new spokesman For Verizon

I'm thinking about Swish Because the shit's so fun I got Arrax I'm Jamie Fox I got Verraza here And then the nigg I got Mariza here I got Mariza here

Hey Verizon is the best one When they do the bootleg Jamie Fox? How crazy you think it is that the old white wolf of Verizon doesn't jump, don't spread on some fuck shit? His teeth more crooked now that he was sprinting. It's crazy. I don't understand that.

Yeah, his teeth is straight with Verizon. He got a Verizon. I would say, when he was like in Verizon, when he was sprinting. He lay back, he like got his arm up talking to bitch. Sprit don't be tripping on him. The last guy's, the last guy's was like, yo, call me

as soon as you get there, I want to know if I can hear you. The network is everywhere. behind you But he got with Sprint On the last commercial Bro was smoking the cigarette It was like

Yo my bail 75 Fuck with me And I saw that shit My nigga he had a cigarette And the little bitch Beside and he was like Yo Sprint 75 a month I see one where he called an Uber

And got in the Uber Like he was in a hurry Like he's Hey Yeah I switched You got damn right You saw that And I'm out

I saw the one where he got in Uber Because he was working You know what I saw it I saw it It was right after the It was right half of $2nd Tuesday. After watching the sprint commercial, I see the frustration in his eyes. A lot of them times the network was fucked up.

They ain't cut. I can't hear a motherfucking thing on this phone, man. But I think it's so crazy. No, the shit, because the shit, I really got somebody else. Can you, I'm ripped, can you hit? It's like, it's like, you got to shit. I ain't heard the goddamn damn thing. It's like, bruntz up shit.

There was like, all right, cool, we'll get somebody. We'll get the nigga who play at Ray Charles. The network's behind you. Man, quit stepping on my motherfucking' hell. Fuck him. We'll get an Academy Award winning, Grammy Award winning

Django. Bigger. Shaby Fox. He had the sprint phone in his pocket the whole time. He had the sprint phone the whole time for the unlimited data. Yeah, I talk on my Verizon

but I text and do my social media on my sprint. And he was just like a digger working for Verizon but had a spread line. Had a spread for the bill, that's what it was. I'm trying to tell y'all.

Don't fuck with Verizon. That's your costume much. The company Swiss, like, management and shit and they sent the nigger a phone bill on accident and he owed him like $94,000. He was like, you're going to send me a phone bill? Fuck y'all.

My nigga. Talking about some pussy and wholesome and data? I'll have you motherfuckers selling plans so fucking cheap. In Pelican Bay. He was trying to renegotiate me in the cave, my nigga had me in a cave. He was trying to renegotiate the contract.

He was trying to renegotiate the contract like, what if I tell him it's the same network? Hey, yo, that. Yeah, what a lot? if I tell them it's the same shit. I'll tell everybody it's the same towers. You know I know you're secret. Hey, shout out the contract negotiations.

Fact. Oh, some real shit. I know, he knows. They'll try to take, they try to put you in everything. He got a new sane eyes commercial? Shut the fuck up. It's a lemonade.

Eliminate insane eyes? It's an insurance commercial. It's a guyco. Oh, iced tea. Yeah, I thought you know, ice tea. They're like, it's iced tea. Like, no, lemonade. Is he still with an old girl?

Coco? You had a baby, no? Yeah, it had an old-looking baby, too. And he came out looking just like Ice-P. That's crazy how babies came out with him. That nigga named Ronald. He's that old name. I want to shoot you so bad.

My dicks hard. What did that baby just say? What did that baby just say? Colors. That's wild. Hey, speaking of witch, Wesley Snakes is on Twitter and he is funny than a mother-old. Black-ass Wesley?

Oh, Wesley snaps to go with your ass on Twitter. I bet you're going to lose. I'm going to say some disrespectful right now, man. He was Blade, he was Blade 1, 2, and 3. Wesley Snux. Hey, you know what? You know what? Shout this shit out.

Blade jumped off their Marvel movies. It did. For real. Talk to him. For real, for real. Blade was real. Blade came out before Spider-Man, right? Hold up.

You talk to movies? And then Blade worked, and then they got three sequels. So we can be, we can credit Blade to getting that goddamn Marvel shit rolling. Fact. I want to ask you all some shit. There's some real shit we got to talk. on the way. There's some shit

we really gotta discuss these black men. What we're doing about the birth of a nation? We support this? Hell yeah. You know how many

rapist movies we don't watch it already? I feel like the story too important to not go see it. These white men out here raping everybody and we've watched every movie. You think every Marvel movie

don't have a rapist running in it? Damn show. Come on, man. I clearly remember I mean, rape is wrong. I don't know the story, man. All I can go with is what the law is.

I can't really delve into stuff and I know it's sensitive because you're fucked up. Because it's getting to a point where you can't look at people actually. You got to look at the art. You got to separate the art from the people. Do the crime, do the time, and then it's over with it. I can't do nothing about that.

After that, I mean, shit, who am I? So you're all done with the Woody Allen's? Yeah, Woody Allen was raping little girls. He was adopting girls to have sex with him. You're done with the Rob Loz? Come on. I just found that out on his road. Robbush.

It was crazy. But what's crazy, they didn't even kill her, kill him. They killed and Cutler And Colter I don't get that gift I don't get that guilt I don't like either one of At Jay Cutler's

Ann Cutler Yes It's very rude Simple and shit was hidden though It was hurt When Pete was like If Ann Colter is here Who's protecting our crops

This is a scarecrow Oh man Shut out to my dog Pete Davidson He ate on that Man Pete cool is a bitch Shut out of Pete

Yeah cool I made a few times Montreal Fuck that y'all y'all cool the shit Yeah, yeah. This is the 85th South show. Oh, we don't.

We actually hot right now. We hot to the mouth for you. Literally. You know how it is to be cool when you hot? Hey. Especially with the camera don't got this. Hey, hey, listen, it's so hot in here. I just told the camera don't care.

You know what big niggas get hot. They got to breathe different. I'm over here trying to. Check this out. We in the trap house right now because we're independent and we're going to every hood. We'll come to your hood. We got a box fan air conditioning, though.

Do know that. 85 South Show, we're mobile, man. Do you know that. If you want us to come shoot an episode at your studio, get us up. I think y'all should come to North Carolina, y'all. Bro. Send us the specifics.

I think you should come to North Carolina, you will. Send us the specifics. Durham, Bull, City, North Carolina, where I stayed, bring the 85 South there. Let me do the shit, right. Look, if you want us to come fuck with your studio, send us the info,

85 South Show at Gmail. We'll come to your shit. You got to have certain shit, though. What they got to have? You got to have. We'll do it out of a trap house. We will. We'll do that our trap house, but it can't be no bando with no electricity.

Got to have security and no war. I really was saying a studio, but I would just say studio space. You got to have grape soda. Grape soda? Yep. No, you know what it really. Got to have a straw so you can freak a blackmail. If somebody was watching this shit, it was like, hey, man, I got a studio.

And I got a catering company. Y'all nits want some barbecue. God damn right. If you come to North Carolina, you get that, be the shit. You come to North Carolina. Bro, we're going to set it up. We're going to set the shit up. We got to get the, we got to get a.

What do a lot of it. Look, this is what we're going to do. Who make plates? We got some merchandise coming soon to the people who've been fucking with us. We got the-the-old T-shirt's coming. I need an 80-shot-out-tee coming. The light is coming. That ain't them.

This is not them. We even going to sell some of them iPhone chains until you don't lose your headphones. We're going to jump on this shit early. Oh, that's a new shit. If there are a way that I can get 85-style to come shoot the brand-new show with Big Bang U-N-C? Most definitely. You know, we smoke weed and just have a ball on them. I'm telling you.

Shots out of the dubious. I got a iPhone. Y'all bring y'all phones, and then we can shoot at my house. Check this out. You most definitely can do that. All the people who love this show, all we ask you to do is to tell four motherfuckers to watch it. It's a pyramid scheme that don't cost you no money. It doesn't cost you nothing.

You ain't got no up for you or nothing. We like burning. We try to do like a fucking. We're not going to fuck you over. We're going to do an end of the year giveaway. Or a raffle. Who are giving away shit? Niggas love raffles.

I don't want to be no part of it. I don't want to be no part of that. Man, I'm just glad you had a new show. We're going to give a listen or something? We got to. We've been giving them the show. What the fuck else? What you got?

Hey. No, we don't find something to do. Like, we're going to find the finest single mom who listened to the show and we're going to help her Christmas list. That sounds good. Okay. We're going to pay a bad bit. But I don't need nobody. They help me with my motherfucking Christmas list.

Right. Next blow job. Me and Jahee, my fine. See, that's what I'm saying. There's some fine-ass women out there who appreciate an extra couple dollars right now. We ain't going to break the shit. Oh, okay.

We ain't going to break the bank, but we're going to let these motherfuckers feel like that. Me and Jaheem are fine. Like $60 to set that shit all the way off. Right. That's what I'm saying. We're trying to find a nigga that's in-between blessing. Right.

A free $16 real quick? Just put somebody right over the top. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're not trying to make your situation. We're just trying to get you to your next best. A couple extra bus stop. Right. We might take $100 and just.

just bust it down and just mail everybody 20. By the time it, get down, the nigga really need, he'd be like, boy, I so appreciate that. Man, so appreciate that. I put 15 in the tank and got me a double cheese version. You got my check that next day. Boy, y'all looked out like a mor-buck. But if you bust that, but if you bust that 100 down to some tens.

Oh, and bless more. You don't bless 10 people. But that's what I'm saying. And at $10, you can at least get you two cookout train. We're going to start it off at least at somewhere around. Spicey chicken cheddar style season. I know that we're going to, look, we got another assistant that we're going to put it on in China.

I order like I pledged. We're going to mail out some money orders or some shit. We got an assistant. We're going to find three people and see them $60, like you said. Right. There's so much shit they should have been doing. Yeah, we got assistance. I just built this order.

They should have wiped it up. But they can't be in the trap. We don't bring us to the trap. You know what we're in the studio? Why don't we? Nothing. Why don't it is everything? Huh?

Well, I say we like I'm part of them. Why don't y'all? If you start bringing assistance to the trap and shit, we look boogey. Oh, y'all nigg is changed. A lot of trappers got a serious. A nigg is a series. I don't know if this is an audition or not. Yeah, why don't we have them?

Have a walking around here like Nina Brown's shit. Hell yeah, we, us. That's what I don't like. We don't like that shit, Loz. We, us, us, no. Wait, that's what I don't like. That's what I don't like. Come on, friends.

We don't like that shit. Wait, y'all, you're judging the situation right now. You don't know what we have. We don't know what we have access to. Us. We just, we're putting motherfuckers around us through a motherfucking test. You don't fuck with us when shit fucked up. Come on.

And the nigger just. We fucked it up on purpose. Yeah, we did. You hear it. Tell him, Clayton, if a nigga can't sit in you with no air. Clayton and Day. You think we won't bring a niggas around them in? What?

Clayton and Dan. Hell no. Tell him Clayton and Darren. If a nigga can't eat this Dominole. This motherfucker damn show can eat that lobster. This nigga not about to eat this goddamn. This Chilean Seabass type of shit. Hell yeah.

Sea bass in case you guys don't know. It tastes like it swam in a sea of butter. It's fucking delicious. Hold up, Clayton and Derry. Hold up. Cleaning. Let's talk to these things about Chilean sea bass real quick. Chalayan sea bass?

Talk to him. First off, you got to understand it comes from off the coast of chili. Hey, hey. I don't know. Hey, average dick can't get into it. That's what I'm saying. Average dican can't get that. But it's fucking beautiful, okay?

Chalayan sea bass, my nigga. I think the fish tastes so good just because the fish is happy. Right. Was that to where he's steak? That's naturally butter? This podcast right here. It swam in butter. entire life.

You know what he's talking about. That d'all. It's old life. That didn't look up with the dreamy eyes, so it was real. Do, that's what I'm saying. This podcast is for niggas. If it don't taste like butter, send it back. This one right here is for niggas who are going to like the shrimp tartar and shit.

I feel like this a podcast. This is for people who are going to go. I know where you're at now. Tell them what to try when they get there. I know where you at. You like Doritos Locos, tacos. Yeah. That's cool.

That's cool. But you're going to get there and you're going to get there. going to order you a little chakoutery board. Hey, my nigga. You're going to order some wigoo beef. Hey, when you get to the restaurant, my nigga. That you clearly make that shit up.

That shit is called, it's called lobster bisque, my nigg. Do not say bisqueue. No, it's b-s-cue. Don't you order no biscuit. How does it feel? B-I-S-Q-U-E. That's Bisqueue, my nigga. I'm not going to sit here and ignore the Q-U-E like it's not there.

Biscke. I'm selling you. I hate when niggis through that shit, my nigga. The bisqueue. It's for the culture. Fuck that. But when you get that, you give them that bisque. But then you eat it how you want to eat it.

Bisk is B-I-N-S-K. B-I-S-K. Let me tell my niggas one thing, bro. When you get there, I just want you to just, even if you, I was some experimental shit, try to clam chowder. Yeah. Especially, look, when you go to a place, eat what that place got. Fat. Eat what that place in old box.

Stop getting chit-tenders. Stop getting chit-tenders. There you go. It's not sushi. You got chicken. You got chicken tennis, no, nigga. Try that goddamn gumbo meat. Man, you better eat some of that dolphin.

What they got on there? If they got alligator, bike that shit. Bite that shit. This podcast is for people who do cookouts in the garage when it's thunderstorm. Hey, some real shit. I stabbing a nigga in the side for some of that Brazilian pepper steak. I've been to Brazil. You know I just got back.

You know I just got back. That shit that looked like Q dog meat that be on the six. The shit be looking like the Omega sign. That's some delicious-ass-ass-ass stuff. right there. I call it Q dog meat. Give me some of that cute meat, man. Hell no. Shout out to all the fraternity.

My nigga time a little cute. Yeah, that's why I'm like, hell no. That's funny. You know what I'm talking? What y'all got? The oil? Yeah, yeah. Omega oil.

Give us a little frat life. What separates y'all functions from the other functions? Time was a different kind of shoot. They eat. They eat. Hey, here go some freshmen. Take a panties off. Hey, you know what's crazy about the Q?

This will separate us real quick before y'all go in on y'all's shit. I know y'all about to go in. Clay, this was separating real good. It's the fact that they're older than that. You see, y'all want to go in. Well, I was in McDonald's, yeah, I had some fries, yeah, and they was hot. Yeah, well, all right, all right, all right. Well, we was walking.

Not walking. I was going to let you go. You know they was, you know, okay, so I'm listening. What's that way? Like he said, we eat ass. Nah. He didn't dispute. He didn't.

None of that shit. No, no, no. But the crazy shit is the same niggas that's biting girls on the ass at the parties and all that shit. The same niggas that's engineers and building the planes that y'all flying on all the time we got. So you mean there's a good chance. If my pilot is a cute, he ate ass right before he got on the plane. Oh, no doubt.

At a gym party. No doubt. He ate some butt at a gym party. A party in a gym, nigga. He's eating some ass in a gym. What gym? In a gym at your school. You mean to tell me the man who did not your whole phone?

No. You get drunk in the ass at a sock hop. At a sock hop. Let's go to the hop. You mean to tell me the niggins who's in charge of my insurance. My line brother went to all the parties in just a towel. No bullshit. No bullshit.

Now he works for the court system in Chicago. Wow. That's why niggins is getting killed. This nigga really didn't take. his job since. You know, especially like North Carolina A&T, all them engineers. Hey, but don't throw my school out there. Don't throw me. Hold on. Don't throw my school out there.

No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying that's the school where they build airplanes when they get out of there. I know somebody that can stop. I know I know a Q. They used to throw girls around and eat their pussy in public and he can stop a train right now with his cell phone. Shouts out of the A&T. Shouts out of failure. Hey, I'm talking

about school real quick. I want you to tell everybody about G-ho. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's shit. Oh, man. The greatest home coming on earth, bro. You know what I mean?

That's kind of what we know. I mean, in all respects to all the other HBCUs, Howard family, y'all, the big ones out there, ground, and southern. But what you got to understand is that A&T is in Greensboro, North Carolina, and there's nothing in Greensboro, North Carolina. But A&T? But A&T. Every year, man, we have, we probably think we have the most alum out of HBCU, so over 20,000 alum come home every year. I was about to kick it to you because both of y'all went to HBC. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Give for somebody listening to some inputs and insight. What y'all want? Something, anything that might inspire a young nigga to go to the A. I'm going to take it right. I'm going to take it right now. As far as me, like, I got A&T tatted on me. You know what I'm saying?

Talk to him. I take a lot of pride of my school, Aggie pride. Oh, you got A&T tat at all? Yeah, that's cute. I've been bit by Rattlesnake. That's nice. Do you just try to do a lot? Did he just try to do a little.

First of college beef. Your old asses don't get on. First of all, Fabian. What are you? The rattles, baby. Anybody weren't about. First of all, all right, all right. You know what?

What's your mascot? The Aggie dog. Oh, Aggie dog. A little dog that's getting on everybody's nerves. That's a bulldog, my nigga? You wonder how we got our mascot? How? Our mascot, a rattlesnake.

So what they did was, all right, there's seven hills in Tallahassee. Fem, you're on the highest of seven hills. And it was filled with fucking rattlesnakes. And they gave them that land like, yeah, y'all can have y'all little nigger school up there. This would be the black school. Wow. They gave them that area, and they was like, yeah, they're going to get back about rattlesnakes. Next day, you know, motherfuckers had on snake skin belts and snakes skin shoes.

But you know what, though? They didn't walk in rattlesnakes on leashes. We didn't tame the shit. You know what? I believe that shit, because that's how black people overcome. That's how we do, bro. They probably tried to put y'all in an area with the mean-ass dogs. The only reason, I will say, our history is the only reason why A&T is in Greensboro

because North Carolina State bought our land and Raleigh, and we had to go into the basement of another school until we got our shit to go. So, yeah, and as far as HBC, you, man, I know for a fact that my career. My career is where it is today because of the support I get from my school. No matter what show I've ever done, it's always an Aggie alum, whether they drive a couple of hours, three hours. They come to every single show. Yeah, boy, I can't, I can't explain. You did a lot of learning.

I don't know if, like, HBCU's U.S. was the difference. I think. It's family, yo. It's family, and it teaches you how to get it, and nothing's not going to be the easy. Right. Let me ask you this. Would you recommend it? Absolutely.

And why? And why? It's where you find yourself. It depends. It depends on who you are and what you try for. You got to know who you are before you get that. I didn't graduate because I wasn't focused on school. Right.

But the lessons I learned at Family, I feel like, were amazing. Right. And it wasn't really in the class. Like, it could be taught. I feel like I could have got the class stuff, maybe anywhere. Right. But the experiences, like. Great life, football games, sporting events, all that shit.

You know how to talk to people? Yeah. financial aid is messed up. You learn how to finesse your way, do stuff. You figure out who you need to talk to. And you can survive. Somebody will tell you, you know, her office hours. Right.

And she may not be there. Right. And I'm like, wait a minute, bitch, you're the little flunky, right? You're not in charge of nothing, right? Okay. So let me talk to the person in there. Whoever's in there right now. Let me talk to that.

I'm going to tell you right now, if you can survive a school with nothing but niggas, okay, you can survive anything in America. I know that's right. I'm talking, I mean, I mean, anything. Let me ask you. And what's some of the misconceptions about HBC? Y'all see how I'm getting my interview. Okay, okay.

Give me some of the misconception. The number one, the number one issue I think of HBCUs, and they say that we are party schools. That's not necessarily true. Every college is a party college. Let me say. Black people just, our stuff is just a little bit more well-known. That's what I was about to say.

That's all it is. That's all it is. It's about to be lit. It's not be lit. It's not matter what it is. You're in a college town. That's what you're going to get. Tallahassee, you got Florida State, you got FAMU, and you got TCCC.

Right. So it's going down every day out the week. You know what I'm saying? For different groups of people. Wednesday night is the moon, but you got to be 25 and up to get there. So it rules out a lot of the college kids, so they're doing something else. You know, like you got the bars that's near Florida State. They might got the $5 all you can drink.

You know what I'm saying? So, I mean, yeah, there's going to be parties and functions. You can get your work and you can do that. but it's, it depends on you. It is what you make. For me, for you, I did great my first year. Yeah. It did great.

Yeah. Like, exceptional. Surprised you. Yes. Right. You stopped using condoms that second year, then you. Nah, that's what happened that thing. It just, it just depends on who.

Once you start wrong. Because I graduated because of my friends, you know what I said? My friends would let me feel. Right. Like, when I joined year, when I wanted the bullshit, I was like, hey, bro, come on. You know, we all get the fuck out of here to get up. I feel like everybody should go. you know what school and at least try at least try go give them a year and see what

it do yeah man if it's not for you but also just do that stuff man it's not that hard it teach you it teach you to some discipline yeah because you're going to put in more work you have to man and you go and you know some class you ain't got to go to other class you got to fuck and you learn about consequences yes yeah when you figure out the shit hey now that you didn't go to class there one thursday now you got to go you the only nigga got to take the test How is what you're going to make them dumb mistakes. Like, dumb, dumb mistakes, like, and you can even make them a little bit right after you graduate. But, I mean, them experiences right there shape you out.

You'd be like, shit, Nick, I had to go through the out of school, nigga. I know what it's like to be broke, nigga. Right. It makes you learn how to pay bills. What? Big baby. Look, you see how to pay bills, right? It's a whole bunch of niggas.

It might be a nigger somewhere. Right now. Listening to this shit right now. That's thinking about it. What would you tell them? About HBCU? About just going back. school, period.

No, going back? I'm just, I'm just south-boggled. How far you out? Sometimes you need to let it go. Sometimes, it might be a nigga who ain't been yet. He's back and forth with school. Hey, what would you, what was y'all telling you? I would tell him right now to try it.

Just try it, bro. Like, what's the worst thing that could happen? This is my thing right here, though. I think that if you figure out what you want to do. Then you don't have to. Start doing that shit immediately, whatever it is, bro, because whatever you're doing life, you're going to have a struggle with it. So even if you go to college and you finish, you still got to get an entry-level

job. So if you like something. like comedy or working on cars start doing that shit and I'm gonna tell you this too and I'm gonna tell you this too I feel like I'm talking to me in the past

Clayton right right Clayton you can do more than one thing at a time dumb ass like yeah you can be in college and you can still pursue your other interests you can man

you know even with your interest it comes a point we had regular jobs before we was able to my whole thing is about the debt for college but the thing is we ain't have nobody tell us that. Like who, like to this day, I was talking to Tyler last night. Like, didn't nobody

make you go to college? To this day, I was like, bro, we asked, actually, I'm making a living, telling jokes, living my dream, podcast, TV shows. Like, my parents didn't know this was possible. Bro, if you don't go get you a job and be safe? Did your parents know what the podcast was?

You know what I'm saying? Podcasts. You better podcast. You better pass your ass back to that dog. Out of my pod. You better cash your pod ass to that to that damn job. Look, he had a cast. I guess he'd broke his ass. They put him in a podcast.

No, I don't, I don't know what made that boy come in here and just ask me to buy him a new car. He didn't get no damn part. I don't have a damn podcast. Is that a Chevrolet? Cheryl, Cheryl, is that a Chevrolet? Guess what, Cheryl, this nigga came in here today asked me to support his podcast. I'm driving the 88 Toyota Terseille, and this nigga want me in a pie hair podcast. I think he on them.

drug. I heard he was popping podcasts. What's a podcast? I can't eat no sugar. Can I ask somebody to tell something? At this moment right now, say 10 years ago, did you think you would be here? Right here? You think you would be the winner of the last competition? No, no, no, no, no. There's no what you thought that.

Did you think you would be the other half? I didn't know how the old school battle? No. Did you think you would be a prominent cast member? You know what's crazy, though it was just like. Did you think you would be the chronic comment? think you'll be torn? Oh, 10 years ago, I wasn't thinking

about comedy. 10 years ago, I was trying to get that check at a job, bro. 10 years ago? We was granted 10 years ago. Yeah, I was about I said they were doing this shit 10 years. We probably thought about it.

10 years ago, I was like, I can never do comedy. We still had a regular job. Yeah. We was at their face. We were just getting out like, oh, you can do it. You can do it?

We had services ain't around no more. Singular. Singular. I was a manager at Walgreens for seven years before I quit. Wow. I miss like, I miss every holiday. I wish you had the manager up there

still something. So you listen to all that Christmas music And he had to deal with the Santa Claus He'd be dancing Get down on it Every day Get down on it Jangle bow, jangle bell, jangle ma'all

That shit would be so lit If you were still the manager But what you don't know is the last You know when you bought to quit your job You know that last year You really don't give a fuck Right So that last year man

What I tell you I had the best staff And the best fun But I come to work man I sent the whole staff out To go get both juggles They can just be me in the store with the lights on. We'll open up

whenever we get, that goddammit. If they find me, I'm ready to quit. This thing is closed Walgreens. I'm putting in shit. Hey, listen. You're a wild niggily

if you're a little bit. If it's a thunderstorm Walgreens don't give a fuck, they will stay open. When I was the manager, I shut that. First of all, my employee safety

is the most important thing right now. Who was your favorite customer when you worked there? It was this old lady. It was this old lady. She's come and try to steal all the time. This bitch trying to steal.

She used to come in there with a pajamas. You know how old lady with the pajamas the tini sit out about right here. If not to the side, it's not up, just right here. She's coming up with a little pink velour suit. Remember a velour suit? Oh, she had a little cat for a baby bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, she had come in at my nigga, she tried to take something. I'm talking about every time. I'm talking about cookies, candy, anything. And I catch it every time. I'd be like, I'd be like, little shirle. Listen, I don't know if that was the name. That's the name. That's the name.

We're still in Sherl. You have a blessing. Whenever you walk into a store, you hear somebody say, Code 99, that means they're watching your ass. So, anytime Cheryl come in, I can be in the office on my phone, talking to my friends, because that's what I did at my job. When my employees walk in, I'd be like, hold on, I got something important to do. Yeah, what's up? Right.

So they'd be like, Code 99, I walk in, I see her grab a can, I be like, sure, you want me to call the cops. You know I ain't trying to take nothing. Maybe I just need something for the night. For the night. Check this out. We was just watching this shit, not too long ago. It was just late. She ate something, 89 years ago.

Oh, they tried to steal a shit in the Bronx. Shout out to the Bronx, man. And the lady was like, I hope they kicked that bitch ass every day she's in there. I was like, man. She said, hold on, hold on. People will watch this and be like, that's violent.

Well, what she did to me was what's up, too? Well, y'all don't understand. Old people are some of the meanest people on this planet. Hell, yeah. They earned it. They earned it. They earned it. They know what they body used to do,

and now they can't. I'd be tired of shit now. I used to do a flip. They didn't have an old person. I'm way out of Wanka with tennis balls on it. I don't want to hit none of that shit. Yeah, they never had a old. person taking some fucked up shit

now you know your daddy ain't your daddy you know your daddy not your daddy I'm not going to say nothing else you ask your mama who you read daddy I ain't going to say

nothing else good night you should have saw that old ass later on in the news you'd be like in that bitch they'll lock that bitch

up forever she caught about if my legs worked I had kicked the ass what about these young niggies now when they get old you think they're still

gonna wear skinny yeah old niggas can't wear skinny we're not going to be a generation and the mow's going to be They're going to have polio.

Thanks to wearing skinny jeans. They live, going to be all kind of fucked up. Big is going to be hurt. But you know what's crazy, bro? Like, when we get older, our hot songs going to be like, baby, won't you come out? That's real music right there. Baby, won't you come my way?

Oh, man. Don't believe me, just watch, nigger. Hey, well, I remember when he dropped that before I was. My nigger. Granddad was a hole. Ask your grandma. You go into this one of those questions Your grandma won't ask you don't ask me no

Foolishness like that That's strong My nigger Then come match that shit Wits smoking bed Granddad was groceries Do me a favor Hook up that Bluetooth

And put the iTunes on We're gonna be fucked up his grandparents Joe They was this one guy Waka flaka Man, he used to run the whole. Oh, you're talking about, what let's do it? Yes.

Oh, let's do it. Hey, listen, I get in there, I say, oh, let's do it. Then he's come on and he said, oh, let's do it. What do he said? What he said? He used to say, I forked my money up. Wait, wait, wait, now I can read up in the spot. Hold up, wait a minute.

Just to get my stats on. You remember what he used to say? Bow, bow, bow, bow. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Bow. Wow. Well, I never forget it, boy.

I got a really important question, though, seriously. Go ahead. Not even, like, change subjects, bring anything down or anything. What happened to the blunts? They never came. Oh. So, no, they didn't have any. You know what?

The vending machine was out. Should we take a break and go get some? So check this up. No, we actually. We broke. Y'all didn't ever use... We actually two hours in. What that shit?

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Why are they phones look like civilians fitted. I do not. It just looks like they're about to tell on somebody. Every time they're going to stick up Snapchat. They're taking pictures that shit like a game. Yeah, I'm not here doing that nigga about the snitch right now. Right now.

Yeah, so send in your favorite, this podcast. Hey, look, if the shit not funny, it's not a need to send a whole lot of them. Yeah. Don't do it. We recommend that you just send the best ones. What are they sending again? This podcast is for. That's become a favorite amongst the people who fuck with this.

It should. It's been a staple. I think it's good for the community. Right. It's leading them. out of darkness. But you know what you haven't done in a while? You have not told the fans who listen

to the show. Oh. Who listened to the show? Who listened to the show? Oh, man. Everybody fuck with this show. You don't know. It's a lot of people listening. I got Rick James nephew fucking with the show. Serena Williams fuck with the show. Can't see. Perrin? Parin? Yes, my name. That's crazy.

I seen Levar Burton tweet about it one time Reading Rainbow Avenue. He deleted the tweet. But it's cool. Niggas. The nigger that did. All the We work on Hidden Colors? What? Follow me on Twitter. Okay, so you know the picture on Good Time?

Right. His nephew. Love it. Check this at. You remember Boy Me's World? Yeah. Topanga? She about it.

She did mouth up with the show. Yeah, she do. Tepanga. Tupanga, like you. Yulke. Shout out. Snoop Dog, keyboard player. Be fucking with me on Instagram.

You know who else fuck with us? Who? Is Snoop Dog wrong with? Taddao. Ricky Harris Shout out Ricky Harris Bray it just came in The girl who corn roll

All right The first ones For the fame For the Hall of Fame speech She's fucking with her Speaking of fame The entire cast of the TV show Fame

I don't know why They still hang out together Gladys night Great niece Fucking good Glad his day Now this is a fact Now this is a fact

Two chains DJ E SUD Fuck with us Oh you don't show him out That's a fact. That's a fact. That's factual. Colin Kaepernick been listening to the podcast.

He's. And also, you know what? And now wrong, guys, if you get in a quarter, that's seven grams. That's all a capernickle. Go here and get you a cap. Let me get a cap. Just tell a dude, I need a cap. Let me get a cap or net.

Hey, you got a cap back up. I don't know everybody's name because they ain't been in the lead that long, but it's like seven NFL players that be working out listening to. to this shit. Damn, that's really. Seven of them? Got to know them. That's crazy.

I heard two of them Samoan. Right. I heard two of them Samoa. We fuck with Samoa. I heard the water boy for the training facility in Jacksonville, Jaguars fuck with us. Hell, yeah. He did say that. It was a stripper at this one hotel party that had told me about the shit once in a time.

The dude. It was a stripper at a hotel party. She didn't work at the club. She didn't work at the hotel. The dude that told him on James Winston for still in the crab legs. He was in the food department. He worked at the seafood department. Yeah, he does.

Jack Thrift. a good eye. I know for a fact. That nigga did. It supports the whole podcast. Hey, Jack, we tried to highlight you, Jack, man. We're trying to get down there. But we're in L.A. right now, so we couldn't get there. Right. But no, we were trying to get you here. On Snapchat.

On the mega bus. This is my home girl. I forgot her name, but she's a fucking scientist. And she was listening to the 85 South show while she was splitting the chromosome. That's the truth. That's the truth. No, no, that ain't even no flex. That's real true. sexy school teacher

from two weeks ago. She's fucking with the show. The assistant who works for Maxine, Shaw, and Turner & Law. Come on, man. And Kyle? Yeah, she's about that. Kyle fucked with the show,

Olminton. My nigger. The vice president of Hillman. Hey, that might do the microphone drama, bro. I sent the link to my nigga Mac Wiles. He said he was going to fuck him. Oh, that's real talk. What are you talking about Mike Wiles?

And Shats out of New York. That's how to be in Charlotte, North Carolina all the time. But that's the home. That's what you're bro? I don't know. He just beat all the time. I don't know their names, but it's like three niggas who be wearing them death jam jackets. They fuck with me.

Kisha from Belly. I know for a fact, she slitted my DMs. Three of them holes from the Bad Girls Club be, they leave the emojis on my kids. Oh, man. All the girls love us, the Cheetah girls, the Spice Girls, Mary Jane Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls. Lena Dunham, you saw her what she was. She said about O'Dell Becker. Brough, every time we drop a new episode of this podcast,

Odell Becker would be like, yeah. Y'all. Y'all. Yeah. He fucking with the show, heavy. He's fucking with somebody. He danced to it. Hey, the nigga that's just words, but he danced to it.

Look, we play Puffy or snippet of the shit. The nigga said he was like, y'all niggins crazy. He walked off. That's good enough for me. That's good enough for me. You know what? He could have popped it out and handed it back to you.

Like, take that. Take that. Take that, take that. I tried to let Stevie get to it, but he said he's going to see what he can do. Stevie Wonder? Oh, I thought you meant Stevie, Jay. You should have put it on his head phone. Hey, somebody.

You see Stevie want to shoot that. I know this ain't really shit to be proud of, but Ryan Lockty was listening to this shit right after he got robbed. Shout out to Ryan Lockney, man. Hey, Clayton, right after they robbed Ryan Lockley, he was listening to the podcast. Somebody ran up on him. But he didn't listen. right he was hearing the part but he wasn't listening

he wasn't listening because if he was listening he would have lied correctly he wouldn't have got robbed you lied about getting robbed in Brazil they left you with your cell phone and your shoes

ain't no way there's two niggas and your life and try to get them to listen to the show who I'm trying to get Morgan Freeman

and Samuel Jackson I don't know who the fuck I got to get in touch with I just want them niggas to hear one episode I'm telling you well if I can get

if Dick Gregory started listening to to the shit I know we own the song. We own the song. You know what's really popping. Shout out to Mark Grety. Casey and Jojo start fucking with it.

That's my partner then. Casey and Jojo start fucking with his own. What if Casey like if a Jojo don't? Can we get a hoo-ye? I feel like Jo-Yo. I feel like Jo-Yo. What about Mr. Dalvin, though? If he's fucking with it, then they probably get everybody.

Why nobody says Devonte? Nobody ever talk about Mr. Dalvin. Check this out. All the niggas who used to do audio at death row. All them niggas. They fuck with the show. Everybody used to work with shoes. The females who use secret.

Right. They definitely fuck with it. Hey, man, we got to get the fuck out of here. I use a secret, too. What we do? Will we find us all that? That's where it's the close out? Wait, man, drop your social.

Man, they call me Big Baby, but my Instagram and Twitter is Darren Brand, D-A-R-R-E-A-N-B-R-A-N-B-A-R-A-N-B-A-R-A-N-B-A-R-S-T-T-T-R-E-R-A-N-B-D-A-R-T-R-E. You couldn't get the first one? No, somebody had that shit. You know what? Hey, man, shouts out FFCS, freestyle funny comedy show, man, Chico Bean, Bda, Osama, Drake and my whole team, 50, 50. You by ain't dog. Shout out to my boy, burke.

Shats out to Tyler. Sleam. No, my nigga Slim. You can tell him. Shout out to DJ. Shout out to Chuck. What up, Chuck. Chuck.

Chuck be low-key as hell, but we fuck with Chuck. We fuck with Chuck, man. You can catch me on while and out on Thursday. It's 10 o'clock. You know what I said. We got about four more episodes left. That's what it is. Hell yeah.

That shit would be so live. college tour right now one of the HBCU Kings of Comedy. That's what we call us. We're going to chop this shit up in the five segments. Fuckin' let's do it. Yeah, we talked a lot of shit. We did. We did. We needed this, though. Hey, man, I appreciate you all for having your boy, man.

No, we're glad to hear y'all, man. Hey, what's crazy y'all? We all hit the stage last night, too. Hold up. We appreciate y'all fucking with us. Tyler, give him your social. Already, man, Tyler Chronicles on Twitter and Instagram, man, Tyler does on Facebook. Chronic Comic CHR O NIC, C-O-N-I-C-O-M-I-Cy on the Snapchat Cougar Catcher 21 on Black Planet

You know the mole-hoes be on there Waiting for me to post some sandals Cooner-Catcher! Yeah, 21, no, because there's a bunch of other nigs And then on Christian Mingo, I'm the Christian Slayer I got the only dick pick up there. All right, cool. The Christian Slayer!

I got my own music, like MySpace. Reef up, right. When the female passers, to start hitting your inbox? They're going to come with that. Do you want this pussy delivered? Delivered. Delivered!

This pussy was delivered. Delivered. Man, Clayton English on everything. You know what it is, man. Sabado Domingo, Domingo. You know the lingo, aka Doc Holliday. I'm out here, man.

Clayton niggins on everything. Usually one word. Usually. It might be a space in there. Sometimes you got to space it up. Search that shit. You can find, my nigger. Wait a minute,

I'm out there. Wait a minute, fellas. Shout out to all the comedians who get on stage in real life. And I taped stuff, and I've been, man, hey, look, I'm feeling real, um. Come on. Pimpish. It's more than Pempish. Talk about it, man.

It's more mogulish. Oh, mogulish. We're feeling mogulish. Okay. We're feeling real moggily right now. No jungle book. Can we get a moggly ogly? Moogly, ogley, moogly, moogly ogly.

Is this something you can talk about? I mean, no, we, we're talking. We're doing it now. Nice. And when it's in the future. Let's go. But we're in the future right now. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm talking about it. It actually happened. The big shit, the biggest shit. Hey, what's crazy? People are going to look back on this and be like, damn, those four guys was at a table together. Wait a minute, bro. That's why I want to say something right now.

Yeah. I'm going to sit back and take this. Wait a minute. 85 South show, our YouTube page has done over a million. We're over a million. Shut up. Make some noise.

Make some noise. Make the sound crazy. Make the sound crazy. Make this good shot. Loop that shit. The bacon horns. Come my, right. Make it like a white.

Not like that. We get on fours to just... We don't need. Hey, congratulations. Oh, hey, that's a good, nine months. That's dope. Yeah, hell is it nine months? We had a baby.

The 85 South show, you just saw the gestation period. Now you actually get to see it come out and wait until you see the afterbirth. That's why we always shout out the fans, man. Because that's, they keep it going. Shots out to the fans, man. Who did this show for a real quick? This podcast right here, it's for all my niggas who, listen to that shit since the first

episode. Come on. And roll all the way through. That's for y'all. All the way through. This for the people. This for the people that listened to one episode and went back and listened to all the episodes. That was me. That was me. Right on. This podcast is for niggas who hear a nigger and be like, who is this nigga, bro? Then look a

nigga up. Then follow you to tell you that they looked you up. And they heard you on the 85. This podcast is for the people who still Wi-Fi from their neighbor so they can support the show. Right on. This podcast is for all those people who be up at 9 o'clock in the morning on Friday, like,

bro, where the podcast there's waiting on that bit too low. And then they listen to the shit and be like, bro, I don't appreciate that shit, bro, that shit wasn't but 52 minutes, my niggies. Like, this for the niggas who stay on us to keep going. To keep it out.

This is for the people who tried to get on their Netflix but everybody else signed on so you can't be on right now, so you just got to watch up. We had a million views. We're about to wrap up, but we had a million views. This podcast right here is for every nigger who keep asking me Who is the nigger laughing in the background?

Is that nigger right now? That's who the fuck been laughing in the middle? Most of the time. Every time. Most of the time. Sometimes there's more people. Oh, look. He had to switch.

We got to do it again. This podcast right here is for every nigga who keep asking me who laughing in the background. That's cat laughing in the background. The audio engineer. That's him. Sometimes it's Chad and Joe, though. And sometimes it's Tyler.

Tyler come through and fuck with us. I'd be laughing like the motherfucker in the background. You don't never know who once had a picture laughed in the background. We do shows everywhere, man. One day, one day, me and D.C. was in the studio, and a white lady just walked out. Did nobody know she was back there? We don't know how long she had been back there or nothing. She just walked out.

We were like, and then we told him. Wait a minute. This podcast was for her nigg. Because she had the ill, nah, no, no. She had a fat guy. Oh, hell yeah. This podcast for all of them niggas that be out there is turning that stop and slow sign at the construction site, man.

We see y'all out there. You know who this shit really for, though. This podcast is for niggas who are going to listen to this long-ass podcast. Like, that shit's still one longer. That's your only two hour, bro. This podcast for your ungrateful as.

No, but when we chop the shit up, they're holding their socks and they go to people in house, they got to take their shoes off. Yeah, they'll be like, hey, come outside, bro. I think I'll tell you something real quick. I can tell you something real quick. It ain't even an inside thing to tell you.

That's funny. Hey, before we go, though, for real, shout out to my nigga D.C., young flat, man. Hey, man, shout out of D.C., man. We started wild out together, man. He was rookie to year out of six men of the year. That's my boy. D.C. That's my boy, man.

That's my boy, man. Shout out to comedians who get on stage in real life. That's what's up. Young Jonathan. Yeah. And I want to let everybody know who's been fucking us for the longest. Russell Simmons. What's up?

What's up? This is for everybody who's been fucking with us for the longest. Shout out, ADD. Bill Gates. Shout out heartbeat digital. This is the beginning. Shout out Nile Evans. Yeah, most definitely.

Hey, shout out Nick for these fucking headphones. Incredible. Incredible. This is incredible. Hey, big baby, since you're here right quick, before we close out, we're going to shut the fuck up. Give us a dope-ass incredible drop right quick. And incredible drop for the headphones.

Just give us an incredible drop. It's incredible. Tell them how good them shit sounds. Hey, man, these shit sounds so good. You can fuck a bitch with them on. Y'all wolf ain't got to have them on the gelletling. You just fuck away And you can't hear shit

You sing You can play your own music And fuck the bitch She don't even know what you playing To you play whatever you want So you can play in some walker-flok or shit She don't even know Because your strokes or something

That's how good these hair These headphones can tell you When your oodles and oodles are done In the microwave without a timer Wow Right Yeah that's how real these shit That's why we fuck with them

Shout out the Nick Cannon For the vision Man This is the 85 South show And the headphones They gave me a German And I've been hearing I've been hearing German

In my nose He got all those dogs I got some signs My nigger's got the semenhous. Hey, look, I ain't made wild and out, so a nigger didn't give me no incredible goddamn headphones, so I got some sizingizers. Tyler got up headphones with you a little thing. Right.

These came with a walkman. You know what that translates to? Simon housing. What? Sound right. Hey man, we out, man. 85 self show. We out this big.

Before we leave, can we get a blow job? Yeah. You want one? You want one? You want one? Get a blowjob. You want one? You want one?

You want one? Before I leave another blow. Oh, shit. You didn't even think about you passing out blow jobs. You get one. You get one. You get one. I'll pass.

I don't want mine. I was thinking we were singing. I wasn't sitting down. I wasn't in my seat, so I don't get a blowjob. Just like a beige nigga to catch some shit like that. I knew what you meant. Bays niggas taken over. Shout out Caper and nickel.

Doon, do, do. I'm not. Take a knee We took a knee Oh And I took a knee It took a knee My Afro type

She took a knee Put a mouth On me This the outro On these motherfucker That's gonna change out It's an awesome It's a new day

Do you? It's a new day. It's a part two tomorrow I appreciate everybody tuning in To turn it in their homework Turning in your homework Turn it in and toning in.

Yeah. Turning in your beds because you ain't got no covers. I appreciate you fucking with part two. Now, look, if you're watching part two on YouTube and you see part one on the right hand side of the corner and then part two got like 30,000 views and then part one got like 18,000 nigger. Be one of them niggas that go back and watch part one.

Right. That's a podcast for the niggas who by watching got the gas thing. This podcast is for niggas that have bean bags in all their classes and now they back hurt. This podcast is for a nigga who got, punched in the face and keep looking in the mirror to see if other people are gonna be able to tell this podcast with niggins who's tip

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