The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Trap House Pt. 3 feat. Brady | Ep. 43

Episode Date: September 30, 2016

DC & Clayton are on the road. Today's episode is held down by Brady and our resident Side Dude of the Year, prepping you for Cuffing Season. Download, subscribe and leave a comment! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, Joe. He's down. Stupid. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Oh, my. Eidify. Eighty-five.

Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Because the black lives matter. On 85. Hey You ain't got it Y'all the only rapists are made any type of any type of song We need something for the movie

They'll make they make songs Mr. Michael Jackson Bigger hustles don't stop They keep going Trap house with the fan with the loose knob Got the band with a loose gna, ah. This really is the trap house. Ooh!

I'm listening to a sad girl sang. Sing about how she got her heart broke. I was rolling her blind. Nate Do? Y'all know about her. Mm-mm. You need to see in the cup? No.

It's just rebel. Why y'all tripping? I was drinking some Hennessy earlier, you though, I ain't gonna lie. That's why I needed a Red Bull. No, it wasn't a date. You're so full. Who paid for it? Whatever, Brady. You're not transparent enough. How are we supposed to trust you with the millions?

That's some good with money. That's not enough. That's not enough. Hey, just trust me. What do you have to lose? The neighborhoods are fucked up. shot all the time. You got no fucking job. The baby mom is seeing somebody else on the side.

The kid ain't yours and everybody knows. You'd be like so. I love my baby mother. I'll never let her go. Vote for me. I'll fix it. I'll make this motherfuckin' tight. I'll have this country lit again, folks.

Can you vote? What do you mean? Yes, I'm turning 25. My birthday is in October, everybody. I'm just saying, you might be there. October 29. might be a felon or something. Yes, I am. You are not better than us.

We're not balanced. That's what makes us awesome. We're crazy as fuck. I want to keep at night. If I have a problem with you, I will key it in your face in the daylight. What's wrong with this girl? She's crazy. Oh, my goodness.

That's fucking crazy. You better stop playing, right? When she keyed your car, then what's supposed to happen after that? Nothing happens after that. You walk the fuck away. She's not just going to stop a key in your car. What then what? Like, she acts.

No, I actually will. Now, if I have to go that far, if I had to go as far as to key your fucking car. So if she key your car, if that's supposed to make you like, damn, I'm about to lose a good woman. No, probably not. I probably just not talk to your motherfucking ass ever again. You haven't keyed up before. No, because see, the way I'm built and the type of woman I am, that if I felt the need to key your shit, you really did some shit that broke my heart. And believe me, believe me, that if you broke my heart, you're going to come back groveling eventually.

And by that time, I would have a hard. whole new nigga. After he get the car fix He got a whole new nigga. So you really just. A whole other pie. So you already had a new nigga and you just came to destroy a nigga probably. No, probably didn't have a new nigga already but them niggas. It's like he's got to give it a try.

That's when you got to come out and say hit her with the guilt trip. Oh, I was just about to give it to you too. Oh. For real? No, get your dumb ass out of here. And then a bitch like me will go get the same car and pull up at your shit like. Brady's so fucking. crazy.

Yeah. He'll get you some help. You give me some help. You need some fucking help, man. Why? Because you're fucking crazy. That's okay. You got any, um...

You're the official side, nigga, and I'm the official crazy bitch. That'll work. 85. 85. 85. 85, hey. Oh, shit. Welcome back to another episode of the 85 South show.

This is your grandmother's favorite podcast. We are back. Back by popular demand. We have the home girl back in the building in the trap house. Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady. Brady! How are you doing? Brady.

What's up, Brady? Welcome to the trap house. Oh. You know you had to come to the trap house, Brady. We ain't shit if you had like... Probably could have went without this episode. Security. You ungrateful, mother. What's up?

Where the fuck are you been? I've been busy. You're too busy for us? No, I mean, I'm just, you know. Man, what the fuck, Brady? I got some projects on work on. What you been doing? Just, I started working at a new club.

Oh, shit. You worked for ghosts now? No. Oh. I wish I did work for ghosts. I thought you worked for ghosts. They say this is a big rich town. It was funny.

When I post pictures at work, yeah, people watch the show. They'd be common. They'd be like, We knew you was a stripper. Clayton said you was a stripper. Brady is not a stripper. She's just a freaky waitress, bottle girl. Bartender.

Why I got to be all that? Bring the money to the VIP section, lady. Yeah, because if you don't bring no money, I ain't popping a lot. Hey, that shit crazy. You got to get it, man. The streets ain't shit no more. It's not. You're going to tell them about the new spot or no?

You're just going to say no. Oh, yeah. It's called Royal Highway. Oh, shit. Beauford Highway. It's about to be lit. Well, them real, niggas at. Yeah.

No, for real niggas really are in there. They got some Mexican niggas over there that'll throw you in the dumpster. Migo, meigo. Well, I haven't met any of them. Yeah, but if they got money, they should come to. Royal Lounge. This is a free plug for Royal Lounge. Anybody with a black card?

When I come through that, bitch, I don't stand in line. And the nigger tried to charge $20 to park. I was like, nigga, you better park? I was like, you better park this shit? Like $20, there's a lot of money through a real. I hate when they try to act like a nigga ain't got. want to spend that $20 stuff. I was just like, you know what?

It's early. I ain't, I ain't trying to be here all goddamn night. She ain't going to get popping about 1.30. It was about 10 then. I was just over there because, you know, you know what it is. You know what? You know what it is, Brady. That's why I had to bring you back, because who better to talk to about, you know, the upcoming cuffing season

than Brady? Then Brady, you're being cuffed. You've been cuff. You've been on the sneak cuff. That's where the fuck you been. Yeah, because I saw the little comments. They tried to make us think what the fuck brady ben y'all kicking on brady been booed up we didn't text brady 36 times she got a nigga that play football

and something she did not have a nigga that plays football hold on wait she ain't missed a fountain game that that's in sports okay no football no basketball the niggas a agent he worked in the day not even that she cuffed up fellas no stop leaving these thirsty comments she's not leaving the nigger she's not that's why we brought you here for the cuffing season episode man. I'm here to motivate my

niggins to get they shit. Hey, bro, if you ain't got nothing right now, this is the time for you to come up on something, man. Winter time about to get up. Temperature about to drop, my nigga. Make sure your Netflix is paid up. Have you a little money put in your savers account. Oh, but you know what's lit now to Hulu. If you ain't got Hulu,

I'm not coming to your house, niggas. Let's give some shots out to those other streams of media that don't get no love. Like Apple TV. You know, on-demand movies. Sometimes you can find a classic in there if you look hard enough. Hey, shout out to X-Fenity for just giving a

nigger options. You know what I'm? I don't miss a goddamn thing. But they be like, sometimes there's some shit to pop up. Like, would you like us to record this? I was like, you are so considerate. This high-ass motherfucking cable. Anybody in the cable business. I mean, as much as you pay for it, yes. Anything you asked me, do I want you to record?

Yes, I do. I do. Cuffin season, Brady. You ready? Yeah, yeah. I see you out here, man. You all extra light skin and shit. I gotta go get a 10, thanks me. Don't worry about it. What? Oh, we're gonna get to that shit, man. It's coming.

I just had to catch up and see if they read it for the... Bro, you over here talking and you ain't even got your shit all the way together. You got to, you're off to a good start with the haircut. First of all, that's my friend. I'm not going to let you do it. I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to let you go in here. We're not going to do this. Hey, I can do this. This is what we're not going to do this. He's a little high. He's light skin. He is not half way cute.

Let him live. Well, that's your opinion, Brady. Let him live. I'm going to let them live then. Fuck it. But like I was saying, man, that's the, you saw that? I hope you saw that. That's the starting point, fellas.

You've got to keep your motherfucking line-up game together. That's the first rule of cover season. Ain't nobody about to fuck with you. Just because you got to wear a hat. Don't get mad at him. I ain't mad at him. He know, he knows that I'm going to wear a hand regardless because niggas is weird and they be trying to touch a nigga ball head.

Like, you're not related to me. That's fucked up. So, of course, you know, when you have a luxurious ball head like myself, you have to keep the motherfucking hat on and just do it. Take it off when you're getting some pussy or eating some pussy. Right. But see, you know, you got one up on the pussy game because you got the beard. Exactly.

I'm winning with the ball head and the beer. It's kind of like two places at one time. Number one, when you're trying to cuff this season, get you a nigga with a beard. That's the first step. Get you a nigga with some facial hair. Oh, man. That's the type of nigga that's going to get you pregnant. I'll tell you, all this, most of this shit leads to pregnancy.

The cuff of season rules is to have your motherfucking. cable and shit paid up because she going to want to chill. It's too cold to go outside. Make sure you got snacks on deck various juices and water. Bottle water. Don't be trying to give her no tap water. Don't get a chick's, no tap water.

Make sure you got enough girl soap at the crib. You got to have some girls soap. What if she wants to go wash the pussy? You got to get some dove, some unscended dove and shit like that. No sense. Yeah, and don't put your... Don't mess up a pH balance. That's gross. Don't put your nuts on it. You put that you keep that on deck for her you know what i'm saying my nigga invest in some lufus

find some shower gels you know some scrubs apricots and shit like candles won't hurt candles wouldn't hurt candles won't hurt yeah yeah man and hey my nigga right by the dollar store and get some of those ponytail holders too because she no for real actually that's the type of shit i find considerate yeah that's what i'm saying you bought me some ponytail holders yeah and they in the drawer for me yeah now give me some of that hair oh my god exactly we can't married. I don't know about all that, but I'm just saying, at least through this cuffing season.

Probably. Niggas really, after the last episode? I mean, if you were smart and you wanted some head, you would have the ponytail holders on that. We're really off-head. We really looking for blow-jobs this season. That's what we're trying to. That's what. Fellas, if you find a chick that's giving you a complete blowjob, that's the one you rock

with. Mama and Daddy, I'm so sorry about this shit, and I'm about to say. Your mom and dad ain't never seen one episode of these podcasts. They're not going to watch it. This podcast is for the parents who are going to tell their kids. If you want to know some shit, watch the 85th time. We're not fucking, ladies, we don't want no head. We won't blow jobs.

That's the whole complete set up. Yeah. So don't even try to break a nigga out with no head. That's really inconsiderate. 2000 and motherfucking 16 and a half. Well, what's the difference between some head and a blow job? You really going to ask me that shit? No, I really want to know.

Educate me because a bitch like me, my shit's so fucking raw that it's It just is what it is. A blowjob has a beginning, a middle, and an end. It's exactly what it's called. It's a job. She put in an effort to let you know that you, this, nigga, it's really a blessing. Oh. The blowjob has all the elements.

It's sound effects. There is plenty of spits. There is a whole bunch of gagging. No, head is kind of just like, all right, right quick. Yeah, you get the salt and pelt of vice grips. You get two hand action. on the blowjob. She'd take it out

and slap herself with it. Yeah, bro. That's when you get everything thrown at you. When she finished, she'd be like, she got to want to be in a relationship after that because shit,

she just gave a whole blow job. That's when you think the nigga getting up to leave and he just locked the dough. I ain't going no goddamn that. That's a blow job right there. Shit.

Oh. I think I got that. Yeah, when the nigger just started calling you randomly like you want something to eat I'm right around the corner from your crib I'm like nigga what you I didn't even invite you oh when a nigga make his own key right right

you let him spend a night and you said put the key this is how most niggas get the key like she leave him the key one time and he don't know yeah no no it's y'all fault it's the extra key you shouldn't have said that now a nigga know you don't need the key he's not giving it back until you ask for until you ask for it and then when you ask for this shit

you're mad and you're not getting it back I don't know why I'm not giving the key back bitch y'all this is my house this is our house you're not about to get no extra house no extra dick in the house we made bitch you got to move before you start okay so do side niggas are they allowed to do that? No you know we're the exception to

I was really in character talking about them other things side niggas don't need no key because we ain't trying to be there when you ain't there anyway we got plenty of other shit to do plenty of us what will make you think that the side niggas just laid up at the crib of in the daytime no I'm just asking I want clarification i never had a side if the side if you with your side nigger in the daytime it's

an accident he was upstairs in the mall you was downstairs in the mall and you saw this nigga at the food court like it ain't won't really be out there like that you know what i'm saying a side nigger is not a substitute boyfriend that's just like when you have a long-ass day okay so give me the definition so when you have like a long-ass day and you're just like one of those days i just cannot be by myself and he's like let me call this nigga Sadd niggas show up, bring some of your favorite shit. Hey, girl, how the fuck you been? I ain't, for real, right, really?

Let's watch about 12 minutes on some of this bullshit on TV, and then we're going to sneak and get this bus, and I'm going to leave real quick before I get too late, because I know you got to get up in the morning. Love you, boo. But you're going to say love you, boo? Don't say love you, boo. That makes it complicated.

See, when you decide, nigga, you've been around for four, five, six, seven years. You can say shit like that. Oh, so it's like a long time. For her so long, you didn't seen three failed relationships already, so you're the most consistent nigger in her life. So you're going to, your spot is always right there. I don't even know how to react to this shit. Hey, sometimes this shit is too complicated for the average man. That's why I'm really looking forward to cuffing season, because I feel like this is really my yes.

So what type of, I was about to say, bitch? What type of woman are you trying to cuff this season? See, I did not say me cuff anything. Okay, not cuff. Okay, well, what type of woman are you trying to be a side-nigger to this season? This season? Yes.

Oh. This season. Like, this is like my dream come true. I never thought you would ask me some shit like this. Well, first of all, to be a successful side-nigger, you got to have a chick that has something to lose. It don't work by yourself. Do you understand that if you apply all the shit that I said

in the realm of being on the side that you would have to be? Some shit to lose. far as like a man or like career you would have to be mcgiver to pull all this shit off by yourself like you would have to be like a super nigger made in a laboratory to be able to do it by yourself if you don't have a good team around you you ain't never gonna be shit she got to have something to lose like you got to be an investment to her and that's what it is y'all got to start respecting niggins out here again brady you say you say you got to be an investment you got to be an investment to her well what about you as an investment

I know for a fact I'm an investment Why? Because I can make you What makes you so special? Brady I can make your life So much better Just by being

Who the fuck I am Oh you talk is That's my Yeah Brady Your life would be changed You better stay away from this paper This is

This podcast is for niggas Who understand That this cuff and season shit is real And they're really paying attention Right now This is for y'all Oh okay

Who the podcast for Brin? This podcast is for the bitches that ain't got time for that shit. This podcast is for all the bitches who tried to be good last year. Now they're saying, fuck it.

I'm about to get me a side knick because I'm tired of this shit. That's who the podcast is for, man. And that's why I came to the studio today. No, for real, though, it is cuffing season. And if you do, even if you're on the streets

and you're a side nigga or are you like real and you're looking for somebody with a college degree is going to work out if you apply these motherfucking principles to the shit that you're doing. What rules do you have

when the dude is trying to, approach you around October early November. What's the rules? Well, first of all, I already know what he wants. What he wants? It's the season. What he wants? He's trying to make sure he's in good so that when it's cold and it's about 12 o'clock at night.

11.50. You're right. He got somewhere to go. Right. Nigger. It ain't all about no pussy. Yes, it is. Most of it. Or you just want to cuddle or like, you know, feel like you want it. I really just want to eat good at the crib. Yeah, no.

Come through and cook something. it's in the freezer. Did you put it in the freezer? Yeah, I mean, damn, I bought the groceries day in there. Oh. So I'm saying, you can come through, make a chill, whatever. Catch some Monday night football or something. Then, you know,

this is really the time of year when y'all be spending the night a whole lot more. Oh, so I got to start planning for that. Spend the night season. It's lit, my nigga. Fellas, don't you love what you spend the night? You know she's going to spend the night, because she wrap her hair early like 830

like oh why you wrap the house so early the hamburger help I ain't even done yet what you mean when she come through and make the hamburger helper with the Hawaiian sweet rose you'd be like yeah she's trying to get serious that is such a ghetto meal but that shit tastes so good

that shit is fucking delicious and that's who the podcast that's definitely some shit I mean you the hamburger helper with the Hawaiian sweet rose with the Kool-Lay in the Starved cup like this right here with the big ice cubes in it. She don't got an ice maker.

She got the little ice tray. Yeah. That bitch came with the freezer, yeah. Yeah. I fuck with that bitch. That's my home girl. My name Tasha. Hell yeah.

This podcast is for niggas who got just enough hamburger meat for two hamburgers in the fridgeware. That's exactly who the fuck are we talking to, man. Hey, people are going to be talking to. Hey, fly gone again. We're doing that. another episode in this bitch without my nigga DC Youngfly he was he gonna come back and drop some more

cuffing season game on y'all dumb ass we got Brady back in the studio because she didn't got bougie as fuck I am not bougie yes she did I'm very down to earth let me read some of these goddamn comments cuff and season gonna be lit for me cuffing season we're gonna continue with the knowledge for the cuffing season but right now

we're about to get into the comments because you know how the fuck we do let me see this podcast is for grandmas they use their old school and new school slang at the same damn time. Oh, Ratchet, thight-ass, tramp-ass hound dog. That's exactly for this podcast.

It's for, that's from Lavender Bliss. My nigga Larry Fitzgerald said, this podcast is for niggas who just got off their construction job and be down in a full great goose bottle like some orange juice. Exactly. This, my nigga, Sir Wesley,

said this podcast is for niggas who used to take cereal to school in the zip-lock bag and everybody be in your face trying to get some. who it rich niggas. For real with the lucky charms and the motherfucking cocoa puffs and all the goddamn frosty flakes

and the applejacks and the honey cones and all them cereals that's legendary in the motherfucking hood. My nigga young dubs said this podcast is for drug dealers who ran out of zip lock bags

so they use rubber gloves. I know exactly what you're talking about. They just fill it up and cut the fingers off and tie it in the night. Yeah. Niggas said no. My nigga Florida boy said no. They just rip out the corner

of a Walmart bag. Oh! We got some real niggas following us. Let me do one, a couple more, man. Who else we got? Polkirk, 75, this podcast is for all the niggas that want to fuck the female co-host, aka Carlos and Clayton, nigga,

fuck you, stay out of business, we're growing up here. Hey, shout out to my nigga Tyler Harvard. This podcast is for the motherfuckers in the background. They always got to laugh hard. My nigga, Kat. Hey, we in this bitch. Out to the Sky Team say this podcast is for the niggas taking a booboo and need something to watch.

they doing it. Okay then. Yeah. This the shit to listen to when you shit. We fuck with everybody in the comments. But men do that though. They do sit on the toilet for like a long random amount of time.

So your legs fall asleep. That's what niggies get their life together. But this is like the perfect thing to listen to while they going through their Instagram. Hey man, sometimes I listen to this podcast and be like, nigger, listen to us. We're stupid. I'm like us.

We dumb as hell. Us. Us. I put the shit on random so it just played randomly just like one long-ass episode right shuffle yeah

shout out to the iPhone I missed you too man you didn't we just been in the trap I was holding me I went to go see Carlos perform at the uh

in for a lot of there talk to him no that was Clayton you don't even know who the fuck I am sorry Clayton I'm smoking weed I'm catching a contact tie

I'm catching a contact I swear of God she saw Clayton this nigga 6 foot 11 dude how to fuck you You thought we were the same person. You know what I meant. Oh, my God.

Anyway, he was really funny. Talk to him. Clayton English funny as a motherfucker. He was really funny. It was a really good show. If you don't agree, I slept the fuck out your grandfather. What? Yeah, I slap a nigger granddad.

That's where all the bullshit started at. We got completely wasted, too. Let me just say that. On what? I was drinking Hennessy. Oh, after that. Shut up to Hennessy. We're going to get us a Hennessy sponsor one day.

You know what I mean? I'm definitely getting a Henderson sponsor. I hope you know that Hennessy is consumed by. 88% of our audience. It's somebody drinking Hennessy who's going to be listening to this shit. Of course. This shit's so fucking real. I drank Hennessy before I came here. That's what he do.

Cuff and sees. Hey, you know what? I'll be watching my nigga Joe. He's behind the camera. He's so in love right now. He is? He's in love like... I'll be using him as a blueprint sometimes. What you mean? Well, his lady. That's who he in love. I'd be like, yeah, Joe, he do... Okay. I see how he just let him in that. All right. So now he's going to go

Okay, I see. I'll be people. I need to take some notes on y'all relationship. Maybe that's... Your shit ain't working out. Man, these relationships are hard as fuck, especially when you out here with somebody who don't appreciate your ass.

That's why relationships fail because everybody knows that they deserve better. I'm single and not ready to mingle. You ain't trying to mingle? You can always be single. Cuffing season about to be so lonely. This shit about to be lit. I know some holes got out of jail this year.

They first time out with some freedom. We're about to turn up. Oh, you about to be... I'm about to be... I'm about to be. about to be turned up. You're popping. I got options right now.

You're popping everywhere you go now. Oh, I got options, man. The check in the game and shit. Three holes told me how it was cute. I had to drink a lot of water. I don't get a fuck. But you are a cute guy. It's cool.

We about to be out here, baby. First of all, I know your DM's lit. You line if you say it up. We post this picture in these sweatpants and let them see this hammer. Well, I forgot to tell you. One of your little co-stars from your show is in my DM, though. I don't give a fuck. The shit was so funny.

You're just going to. I'm going to blast them. Sorry, you ain't got to say who it is. But what they said, though, what they said. No, they're going to say, I ain't trying to waste your time. I'm just saying. First mistake. I was like,

niggins lay it off with the guy down. Oh, he came off for the first round. I don't know if you're going to see this, but. Oh, nigger. I was like, nigger. Hey, man, do I got to teach these niggas out of DM? You don't come in that bitch with the low self-esteem, buddy. Bro, you got like 500,000 followers.

man you know what i always hit with the reverse psychology you send her a beautiful-ass picture of her and be like hook me up with this girl she'll hit you back with the you so stupid l-o-l and then if she games she'll be like well you ain't luck because i just happen to know her sometimes that shit come a little later you got to be patient like don't just reply don't just reply real quick she might hit you with the l-o-l wait about 28 minutes then if she hit you with her well i do know what you want me to tell her nigger you you in there. You could play the bankroll music then, baby. Because believe me, we been saw that shit. You can show your ad. Yeah, they're

We pull it down to notifications. We pull the shit down so we can read it so we don't have to actually open the shit. Nigger, if she don't like you already, she ain't going to click on the whole shit because she don't want you to see this shit. This just real, nigga, game. I'm going to get this nigga 30 minutes to let his boss sweet. What? I ain't got time.

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My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when a man sends me money. I'm like, oh, my God, it's go time.

You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday. effect podcast network the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast your dm game got to be up the part and don't be got damn out there with no private page or a fucking instagram page full of memes you got to show this motherfucker that you have all your body parts that you know how to put an outfit on that you didn't been somewhere somebody gave a fuck about you one time you all your pictures got 31 likes nigger you ain't about to get that but see i like dealing with niggas that ain't got no

You're lying. You lie. I'm not lying. I don't want you to have no social media. That's fine. How are they going to find you? What the fuck? You don't need to find me.

You've been meeting niggas in real life. Yeah. What's wrong with that? Old school. Why? Why we can't be old school? Why can't real life like you and we've real life going to date? In real life, I don't never see none of these bitches online.

I don't know where they live in Atlanta. You see them in real life and then they tell you their Instagram and we're like, bitch, where are your Instagram? say because this one you got what? What? Mm-mm. Ain't no way. I ain't gonna lie.

When I wake up in the morning, I'll be like, Lord, please let me look like my Instagram. Man. Let today be a good day. You wake up with the deep voice. Oh, hello. Hello.

Hello. I mean, hello. Hello? This shit can get tricky, man. Hey, much love to all the makeup artists out here making these bitches look beautiful. They do a hell of a job. They all their job.

Oh, my God. I don't know what they're doing at the makeup office, but shit. I seen about three beautiful bitches, but the neck was a different color. I was like, ooh, but it was a good trick. So what do you do with that? Like, what are you doing when you already in the pussy and then, like, her real face start to show because she starts sweating? Guess what?

The first part eliminated the last part. You're in the pussy. Why is you worried about that? Get you some pussy, my nigga. So do you go back? Hey, stop looking for somebody to be perfect, man. Do you go back? The perfect, motherfucker, I go back.

I ain't left. I'm not leaving. No, but I mean, I'm saying like after it's over, do you ever go back? I'm going back. I mean, you'll think about that. You'll think about the makeup of shit later on, but the pussy going outweigh that. It depends. It depends.

What did that bitch just look like the bottom of your shoe? You knew that before you got in the pussy. No, you don't always. No, yes, she do. You know how they say a woman, you know, as soon as she meet a man, that she won't have sex. They don't never tell you the other part of that. We knew we wanted to have sex with you when we saw you way to fuck over there. Who is that?

Hey, I'm about to take this train over there because that. Because for me, that's like saying, shit. That's like saying I met a nigga. He had some tight-ass pants on and I looked down and got was like, ooh, I'm about to fuck with this nigga. And then as soon as we start getting it in, I find out that's totally not the case. Do you know what's crazy? his home boys clown the shit of him about them pants and he was like, fuck y'all

niggas, and then you like them pants I like them fucking tight ass pants. And then a light boy went off in that nigga head like, I told them niggas I was going to get bitches with these pants on and then he's going to ruin it because he's trying to prove a point to them niggas. It all ends in failure. They think I'm negative. I just seen how

it happens. It all ends in failure, my nigga. You're never going to win. You're a bummer. You like niggas in what tight pants? Them tight-ass pants. I like that shit sometimes. Real?

Sometimes. Let me find out you. Not super tight. You're a freak. Huh? Huh? Uh-oh. Say what?

You let me get tired up and shit? No, I'm godly. Oh, okay. So she died, man. Some women are really into that shit. Tie me up and steal the pussy. Are you sure? Say that shit on the iPhone.

Say it's like a microphone. Or let me tie you up. Nigger, lay down. You crazy. You already got me tired up. I ain't even supposed to be over here. I'm tired up. by being over here.

Lay down. We know we're in the room. Tips out with Wiley and then. See you later. Fellas don't fall for that shit. I'm just kidding. I would never do that. Especially if you're out of town

and you over her house. She tried to tie you up. Niggas is a set up. She's about to rob your stupid. No. Don't listen to him. Not Brady. I'm just saying.

Them other holes away shit. This podcast is for niggas who would be like, damn, low still hitting that bitch. Yes. It's little as hell too. This for the culture right here, man. I told you I know who the fuck I'm talking to. We got a lot of shit.

coming up brady you got fucked around and abandoned us i did not abandon you you fucked around and started getting them checks at your little job and you was like i'm better than the podcast i would never ever ever say that this podcast is changing people's whole perception i fuck with y'all we got baby mammas and baby dad is talking back together and shit getting back together and shit never thought that would happen never thought that was going to happen ever we got white people listening to this shit like man i fuck with y'all they ain't never even had no black friends before we break in boundaries we got

motherfuckers in Australia over here who's trying to find anything associated what they're doing in Australia I don't know they down under and they fucking what we got we see we got live news in this bitch hey this what they wanted to hear from you though

speaking of cuffing season you know this is we just got some comments you know we got comments and shit they want to know what's your opinion on the black china and the of Kardashian's situation. That's a smart-ass bitch. Lord, please give me the strength and the wherewithal to make it

in this life. Real? So you're trying to say that Black China is on icon status right now? That bitch is Beyonce right now, okay? How did she pull that move on? This is the jug of the year? She did it.

She pulled the Kim Kardashian on Kim Kardashian. That is crazy. I can salute the Black China for the jug of the year. That's the smartest bitch of the year. She gets the smartest bitch of the year for She should get a Soul Train Award. Black China pooled that shit.

I heard they, I saw a tweet or something shit. Rob said the family tried to throw a baby shower without a baby mama. But you know what I love about this situation is she got this nigga so in love with her or so wrapped up in this shit that he is literally going against his family. But and I'm sorry, you know, if I'm in a situation and I've been there before, like where you with somebody and you all the way. down. I don't think I'm going to go that far. If it's a public, public thing like that, I don't know

if I could go as far. That nigga put her phone number out. Pussy real good. Like, I don't know what kind of chronic that bitch got between her thighs. That pussy real good. I don't know what type of kegle exercises she doing.

But she needs to teach me. Man. Teach me your ways. Man. That pussy real good. Bro, when you, when you don't even fuck with your family no more? First of all, this nigga would not come out the house. Now all of a sudden, he had the strip club and she hanging out. Black China saved a nigga life because he got the fucking on China niggins off about

120 pounds off the top. You can't tell me what Bucca can't do. She's smart. They didn't try everything. They didn't send him to rehab. They didn't have them three, four, five trainers. They didn't have a dietitian come over there and hired a shell. Hey, he tried to hit me.

They bought him a house. Bro, it took some black pussy for Robert. Kardashian to be like it's way more to life than this shit bro black pussy is powerful I don't know if we got any scandal fans who watched scandal but you remember when the president

got shot and he was in a coma he started he started doing all his memories and shit then he started thinking about the black pussy niggins jumped up out of the coma black pussy is powerful my nigga yeah hell yeah that shit scary to think about

but just how do you what do you think like is going through Kylie and Kim's mind I don't know what how Like when they saw that tweet Like how do you think they reacted to that shit I think they have to like they got to This the thing for me

They got to love the shit out of each other Because they like double related My nigga like Yo baby daddy fucking my little sister I'm pregnant by your brother Yeah Nigger these people are all the way related This is some

nigger shit right here Your son come over his grandma house and see his daddy with his auntie? Yeah, basically. No, you got to think about this type of shit. First of all, the last episode, they completely outed them and was like,

yeah, nigga, like, you met your baby mama two weeks ago and decided to get her pregnant. But they had, they lied to us on the first episode and said they had been dating for a year and planned their pregnancy. All that shit was a lot. The name of the show keeping up with the Kardashians, I can't keep up with this family.

The only thing I know is Kanye West is a musical genius Northwest is the cute as fuck Kim Kim be naked every week but she's still a great mom Saint is gonna be a fucking amazing Bruce is bruising

right now being Caitlin Courtney still got the babies Scott is in rehab Tiger over there Lamar Odomton died and came back to life on these motherfuckers and went right back to the place that he's down with Tristan Thompson now.

And then Chloe got a new nigger. And then French Montana is a rotation in the family over there. Bro, that Kardashian pussy has done so much for black men in the last 10 years. Damn. I just don't even know how I feel about

Tristan Thompson and Chloe being together. I don't appreciate the shit. I feel like Chloe. He's way too. How are you going to, you old bitch? How are you going to take him away from the young bitches and this truck? That's what it is.

Why would you do that? Wow. I feel like Chloe is. finally found somebody that she can relate to Tristan Thompson is how she relate to him that's a baby because he's a big awkward person she can relate to being a big awkward person they have a lot in common Chloe looks athletic it's rumors that she's did you see Tristan's ex-girlfriend I don't want to see Tristan's ex-girlfriend I don't feel bad when they say it's not even comparable this beautiful chick but I don't know who she could

have been an awful girl friend I almost feel like Tristan is trying to pull a goddamn black He's not trying to pull a black china. Yes, he's trying to be cheesy and Beyonce. This nigga with any kind of business sense, know that fucking with a Kardashian is the right move right now. It's a blessing. You have to get your Twitter password change when you start fucking with a Kardashian. I love Chloe though.

Shit. Fuck that bitch. That family is producing so much entertainment and Adidas sneakers out of that fucking house. Rich Montana is now with Iggy Azalea. Nick Young. Don't did Iggy wrong. Why are we talking about all this sad shit

In-Cuffing season? It's uncuffing season. Nick Young and Iggy broke up. Iggy went to French, Fresden, both, everything. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolita and fucking got a divorce. I'm hurt.

They're about to split the kids. They get six kids apiece. You take six kids and I get six kids. Give me three black ones and three white ones and you get the other's whatever left. I just don't understand why this has to happen. She says she don't want no child support. She just want to visit the balls three times in a month.

I can never figure out how they adopted all of them, goddamn kids, and they weren't even married. The motherfuckers got all the money. Like, how was that possible? They got all the money. They should have never got married if they knew this was going to happen. When you got $500 million, you can buy kids. People will sell you children. But they literally did.

They will sell you children if you got as much money as Brangelina. They're not Brangeline. Man, you know you are a bad motherfucker when they put your name together. Okay. So why did they get a divorce? Did he cheat? Probably. They beat the kids at.

They did. Who said that? Man, it's a whole, look, we can't speculate on the rumors of what they said. All we know is that those kids' parents are getting a divorce. That's fucking terrible. And they're rich as fuck. Them kids don't be fine because they love them kids. But who knows what Brad did.

Marriage, see, that just goes to show you how long forever is. Niggas be agreeing to forever then 20 years lady black. Bitch, we've been a 20 years. This ain't forever. Hey, it's some more shit out here, bitch. I thought I was going to be an old man by the time. I got to be 40 standing. Like, I can still run.

I don't want to be with you. What do you think it's going to happen? What do you think it's going to happen when Beyonce and Jay Z get a divorce? It's going to happen. It's going to be just like Russell Simmons and his wife. He's going to be the godfather to her new kids and all that shit. Oh, you think they're going to be like best friends. Yeah.

And Jay Z is not going to ever let Beyonce. leave that nigga gonna die out of that he gonna be there forever if you like that little ass blunt I just think about it's nothing left it's not even a weed left in it's just out of habit it was right there it was right there but yeah it's over Jay Z not gonna ever leave Beyonce he better not who the fuck can you date after Beyonce nobody I don't where do you go at that point I don't even know who the fuck in second but who is she date I don't know shit she probably gonna find her little young who Who in second place after Beyonce?

You got to fuck with Lady Gaga. She's going to go marry your prince from Dubai on his head. That's what I'm talking about. Hell no. Some new shit. I think the old Jayzea would come back if Beyonce had a new nigga. Oh, he's going to be thug man. That nigger will shoot the goddamn club up and he would be right.

Hove stabbed another nigga. He was right. That goddamn little girl looked just like Jay-Z. Don't you ever? Don't you ever try to do that. What about Diddy and Cassie? Shit. What if they, for real, for real, break up?

They're not ever breaking up. Because, you know, they break up to make up. Puff, Daddy, watch that girl growing to a young lady. That he ain't never going to let her go. He took her from her first sugar daddy and became the second. Man, he ain't never going to let her go ever. That's on some street shit. She was like, fuck that dream.

I don't want to be a singer anymore. When a nigga, like, that's my little baby right that this is over with. She can't never have nothing else. That's it. Do you understand this shit? That is forever. Puff Dad is a fucking billionaire. When you're a billionaire girlfriend,

you don't get nobody else to that nigga die. And you could be on 60 minutes. But you can't even write a book. But they say she'd be breaking up with him, though. Where's she going? How do you break up with a nigga with a billion dollars? You ain't never got that goddamn man. I wish I had a bitch with a billion.

Like, look, I don't appreciate how you was sucking dick in the mansion, but I ain't going no goddamn well. You need to start being more respect For the way we live Close the goddamn door How you leave for a billionaire? Shit I ain't going no fucking well

People always talk about money Ain't everything It'd be the same people Who don't have shit I ain't never heard nobody Who would a billion dollars tell me Money ain't everything Well

I mean if you think like that That's cool but bullshit Man shut the fuck up And if your money ain't right ain't nobody gonna love you it's just a fact I don't know maybe if you're now that is not true maybe that's some cold heart and me

shit take that shit back nope take that shit hey look you gotta have some money to be in love unless you're fucking crackhead because those are only those the only couples that last here's the thing that I firmly believe in you could be in love with that nigga

you just ain't got to be with that nigga it's the difference it is a deal you might be the side nigga I'm in love with you with your broke ass on the side that's it had never it'll never work that way It'll never work You can't be that nigga

If you don't have your money together I don't get fucking who you are If you do try to do a lot of fucking When you ain't broke Guess what you're going to end up in Debt Pussy costs money And so like even if your money

Ain't right You can ruin your pussy credit She'll let you get the pussy When you broke But then like when you do have some bread And you don't Yeah You'll fuck your pussy credit up

That's a whole other episode though I can't even get into the statistics a pussy credit because that'll take me all. So what you do when you deal with a bitch that got her own bread and she ain't where about your shit? When you're dealing with a bitch

who got her own bread, guess what that's called? Life on easy street. Don't fuck that up. Yes, sir. That comes once, you got, that's one in every 5,000

that you meet a chick with some money that don't mind buying some shit for somebody other than herself. It's not a lot of women out here. Well, see, that's why I ain't been to the show in a while

because I had to go stack my own. You got your money. And you're going to let me borrow some, too. I'm sick of this shit, Brady. I've seen all the flexing you've been doing. You're about to let me get that old. You be flexing. Where I flexing?

When you saw me flexing? You want me to tell these motherfuck? How you be flexing? Pete game, my nigga. I hit Brady today like, shit, Brady, what you doing? I'm up at Houston. It's about to eat this big ass steak.

I call you back. I was like, all right, my nigga. That's not flexing. Live. That's my lunch spot. You live. This podcast is for the niggins who ain't never been to Houston, bro. No, I'm some real nigga shit.

Hey, I'm telling you, dog, when you go to Houston, fuck with that Hawaiian steak. Don't even put no sauce on it. Just taste those. Just like that. No salt, right? It don't need nothing. But don't get them fries, though.

Get the baked potato fully loaded. This is what I want you to do. Act like you had it before. Look at the menu and be like, this is how you do the shit. I don't even know what I want. I might as well get what I always get. Give me to Hawaiian. You know what I mean?

And then just, you know, on some shit like that. Oh, this is a good thing. If you go, like, and you go with a new bitch and it's a first date, first of all, the waiter is already going to be like, you want the spinach dip? Right. Just go along with it, be like, I'm a regular here. They know.

No. They know my own. But they always say it because everybody order the spinach dip. This is what we can tell the chicks of the podcast who get full off the spinach dip. This is for all them chicks who eat up all the appetizers by the time the shit come you are already full and you're trying to be cute on the date and suck the little pooch in.

We don't get a fuck. Let the little poochie. Let your little pooch out No flexing this year It's always real man 2016 Coving season gonna be real as fuck Let your little pooch hang out

Let it out No bitch go get you some lipo No you don't Don't do that See that's exactly what I'm talking about man It's niggies out here who love your ass already who will just walk you around the neighborhood till you lose their little pooch

You see what I'm saying? Say that money Invest in them kids that you might have in the future. You're not helping. I don't agree with what he says, so. Don't get no fucking liposuction. They'll kill your life. Well, bitch, go to the gym, bitch.

Exactly. Don't let your stomach cane. But some niggas like that, man. That's who I'm talking about. A little stomach, little pooch. Ain't nothing wrong with a little pooch. A real one? Okay.

The niggas who ain't worried about no pooch. Niggins ain't worried about no pooch. I think it's a fuck thing out of that little pooch, man. Can you hear this shit? Mine? Yours, nigger. Why you concerned about mine? I thought he was pouring at you.

I'm good. I'm good. Whatever, man. Shout out to these kind of swishers right here. They're delicious. I don't know what. These diamond? Let me get this.

This is a new pack? Yeah, man. Don't be stealing, man. They don't sponsor us, but these, but we were whirling up on the day, man. Diamond swishers and shit like this. Thanks for inviting me. Yeah, to the trap house. It's hot.

I'm sweating. Yeah, man. They're selling weed on the corner outside. Did you see the hookers? Oh, my God. They down that way. too much. Welcome to the trap.

My makeup is melt off. It's all good, man. We're in this bitch. This is, I think this is going to be episode four or five out of our trap scenes. You're going to come back to our other shit. We got some more shit lying off of this. Let's do it. You ain't get the people.

I'm always around. You didn't get the people no hope for cuffing season. You wasn't in here being standing with that. Listen, listen, I just said I don't want to be a part of cuffing season. Well, I'm, this is for the viewers. But I feel like this is going to be a great cuffing season. For who? For all the.

the niggas you think the niggas you think the niggas gonna ask me yes yes i do and i'm gonna tell you why why these bitches want to be loved love you're using big words i am but they don't know that you don't really love them i'm not about to let you just sit on the podcast and cuss like that hey no you not you got hey you need to apologize definitely not gonna apologize you're out what's wrong with you it's true okay but let me take that back go here not that they want to be loved they want to feel needed oh don't we all when I feel needed. Don't you want somebody to love?

Oh. Seriously. I'm telling you. That's what it is? Mm-hmm. And it's a lot of stupid hoes I hear that like if you ignore that bitch phone call, she's going to want you even more. Really?

Yep. I don't know if that shit works. It do. I don't know. Okay. It's a bad bitch telling you this shit. Most bitches got about three-fold niggas, man. That nigger ignored my phone call.

I'm calling five times. And then what? What happens on the fifth time? Like, he ain't nothing happened. Like, he didn't ignore. What if a nigga really just can't answer right then? No, yes, you could. Y'all be tripping on the bullshit.

Damn, man. You want to come home and lay up? You better ask that phone call. Answer on the fourth time, bro. If she called you four times in a row as a real nigga. You better have a good ass excuse. Hell yeah. Shout out to the crazy bitches who start talking loud every time a nigga answer a phone call.

Oh, we can't stand you. Can't fucking stand you. What you mean talking loud? Like that's what you mean. Nick if a nigga at the crib And they get phone calling Like yeah hello Babe where the child's at

Come on man Oh I'm definitely going to do that Cause who else Who ever you saw me on the phone Why, hey Why you need Why you don't know where shit is now You've been over here for six weeks

Ain't no more bread Oh First of all If she's been at your house For six weeks Y'all live together Oh my God That's not even cute

I feel like we got this confused. Like, you're confusing cuffing season and, like, being together. Hey, man. What happens when you get cuffed? Y'all together. Thank you, Brady. I don't make up the rules for this shit. But you said, don't say love.

You together. You might eventually love them. Hey, man, when you're asking a nigga, you love, man, watch out, man. Go on with that, man. Ask me something else, bro. We are not in high school, nigg. Ask me some else. We are not in high school. No, man. Because every time, niggas, no, niggas who've been out there, no.

Every time you love something, they take it from you. As long as you just like some shit, you have it felt. As soon as you love some, look, look, what nigga don't love their grandma? Sooner, the nigga, a nigga, blah, I love the shit out of my brother. Nick, grandma dead like a motherfucker. That's not a good, no. Man. Take that bet.

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Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off

because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money.

Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when a man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday. on the Black Effect Podcast Network The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Love is some serious shit

in the black community. We'll like the hell out some shit, but we rarely love. Love is a very rarely seen emotion. You'll never hear a nigga be like, man, I got money, I got all these shit, but I don't love these shit, bro. That's real.

That's the ghetto gospel right there. Well, I look forward to cuff and season. I look forward to all this. I'm already cuffed with your flexing. That are going to try. This is going to be great. Leave a comment if you think Brady flexing right now. You know she cuffed up.

I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, you do. Because you got nerdy right then. You see how the voice changed. I'm single. I'm single. You ain't single. You are not single.

I'm single. They know you lying. You just, right. You're just going to sit here and lie to the viewer. I'm single. They've been missing you and shit. Where Brady at? Where Brady coming to the trap?

And you're going to lie. to them when you get back i love them first of all i love them anytime they they comment or they say anything i always respond man i follow back fuck rotney fuck rotney first of all fuck rotting again because rodney ain't shit rodney i leave a half-and-half-ass comment where you be like man i fuck with y'all but y'all's the pussed ass niggins i'm like rodney why you do this shit every day bro every day rodney rotney 208 87 goofy ass and name having an ass nigger. Scareing employee.

Working foot locker part time. Whistle around your neck ass, boy. I'm tired of arguing with your pussy ass right now. I'm gonna find you and beat you to fuck up. Because we fuck with you, but you'd be getting, it should be borderline disrespectful too. I'm like, fuck Rodin. And you'd be showing up on all

the shit from three weeks ago. This nigga leave comments week per week per week. Oh, fuck Rodney. He follow you? I don't know. Probably. Not Kangling. other nigga. Oh, yeah, he came on my shit talking shit, too.

The nigga Rodney? That's the one that was like, he was like, but I knew you was a stripper. Yeah, fuck Rodney. That was him. That nigga working the skating. He worked with? At the motherfucketing ring.

I bullshit you not. That nigga, that nigga worked at the motherfucking skating ring. We need to just take the camera crew and walk up on his ass. We're going to have a skate party and make him work that bitch by herself. We're going to keep taking our escape bag. It's the wrong size.

We're going to work the shit out that nigga, man. Man, them skates are already heavy as fuck. Fuck, Rodney. That's not nice. Fucking whole. That man supports y'all. No, he does. He'd be like, man, yeah, fuck y'all.

He'd talk bad to us. And then he'd do it on my page. 85 South Show page. Oh, he made the round. He'll go to, he'll find Clayton page, go to Be Simone page. He'll go to everybody page individual and do all fucked up comments. So fuck Rodney. I hope your breaks going on.

I like Rodney. What's theirs, nigga. That's why you. You car nita radiator and a muffler. What? Who said shit like that? Why? Fuck that nigga.

Baby mama got eggs in me. Fuck that nigga. That wasn't even an insult. It is an insult, nigga. I hope the nigga died bad and run out of insulin. Fuck him. No. Yeah.

That's too deep. That's too deep. That's too deep. That's way too deep. I hope the nigga had to wear the shoes with the two Velcro straps. Fuck them. Listen, let me ask you this, though. What's your favorite line?

Like, how do you know, like, you just know that you, you all the way in, like, I'm this side, nigga, now? I ain't never been, that's the thing, though. If you ever feel like you're all the way in, you're slipping. You ain't never all the way in. You ain't never got to stay on your toes, man. Because you fuck around and get comfortable, that's how you get knocked off. Damn. So you just keep working.

Just got to keep striving. Just keep building. stay low bill it's the facial head you in nigga that's not it man it's the heart it's the heart you gotta have a heart to play this game i showed up knowing exactly who i was that's why you can't lose who are you me i'm out oh peace yeah you got to know you gotta know who you are that's really mean yes welcome back it's good to see you miss you i did no you did i did carlos no you did Fuck you Brady Because you slick ain't shit too

Because I've been trying to set it up So you can come to the trap house You don't never got to... We talk on a regular basis, nigga Fuck that Don't tell them Oh Because they're gonna swear we're talking about some other shit

Because I know the nigga Right nigga I'm like the fuck y'all talking about See you'd be setting shit up for it Fuck no We're out here though Yeah Anything else you want to talk to them about Before we get the fuck out of here

Because it's about that time Well, you know, the sweat is dripping down from... It's getting hot in here. Shout out to Nelly. Nellie had niggas downloading all his music the other week. Okay, Rodney already talking shit. This nigga Rodney's sweat. His wife was playing this shit when you got home and said,

why you let him kill you like that? I did not know this nigga Rodney had a wife, and he worked at the skating. How he support his wife working at the skating? Wow. That's he own it? This niggas said this podcast is for niggas who eat cheeseburgers with cheese that's not melted. Wow, nigger.

The shit is name be funny, though. Man, that ain't even him. This shit says this podcast is for niggas who won their last blunt until they check come. So they only smoking a piece of a blunt and pull it out until they go to sleep and then kill it off. real shit this niggas said this podcast is for old niggas walking around with the cigarette

hanging out they live talking about I can fix that for about two three hundred hours a niggiege Sebastian said this podcast is for niggas getting blowjobs in their mama car yes sir

I'm so glad you taught me like the difference between a blowjob and head like how was that? going to help you it's definitely going to help me in the long run this niggas said this podcast is with niggas who beat off

before and after this god damn these niggas are savages bro do y'all niggas ever stop let me see let me see

this was thin and pretty said the podcast This podcast is for women for selling all their food stamps to get a refrigerator. This is stupid. This podcast is with niggas who sleep on straight mattress with no sheet, but the bed got the good Wi-Fi connection. Night Snake said that, man. Oh, yeah, this nigga, Karen said,

this is great for people who like learning and wisdom and game for the future. That's right. That's exactly Yeah Blackbeard and Black Adonis Blackbeard black The bearded blacked blackedonis says This podcast is for niggas

Who got baby mammas Who little nix do to each other What would you do? You didn't already did it You didn't do everything over that Shout out the big baby man We had my homeboy Darren Brand on him Man they show him a lot of love

He started the whole blowjob And he had conversation And he's a pioneer for doing that Yeah, but y'all talked about me last time I was on the podcast. Actually, specifically, D.C. talked about me. He was like that I'm the girl that gives the crazy head. Because I was like, you know, if you're going to give it, give it right. We got to find that clip. God damn it. Go to the clip.

Like, if you're going to get the head, give the head right. Like, yeah, like. Go to the clip. I would never accuse nobody of giving good head because that ruins the surprise when you get it. is always from who you least dispected from. Like, for real? You, really? The quiet, innocent one.

You? Let me find out. And then you find out and you'd be like, her favorite color is blue, bro. Her favorite book, her favorite movie is the notebook. You know what I'm saying?

Like, she really likes girlfriends too, bro. She's so cute and she artsy. That's when niggas talk when they love it. It's crazy. Much love us how the blowjob give us making this world a better, more enjoyable place.

Fuck yeah, man. Fuck yeah. What else, Brady? You don't have nothing else to say? I just feel like I've said everything I needed to say. You felt like you covered everything you needed to say? You know, Black China hats out to you. You a bad bitch.

She do need, I'm telling you, we got to get Black China's Soul Train Award or something. Because she's about to drop. I know the baby going to be platinum. You're the best side nigga in America Best side nigga in America Still out here giving them hope To all my dudes who are out there man Just hang in there

Just hang in there bro It ain't about God damn it Who got the best product It's about who can hang in there It's quality Quality man Stay in there

If you could be a quality side nigga And you know the best thing about this shit bro Is you got to go out there and apply yourself You always got to tell yourself In the back of your mind ain't no way in the fuck they can all say no it's impossible it's impossible

keep shooting you shot if you ask five bitches for some pussy at least two gonna give it up one gonna think about it two of them gonna really be like are you serious are you playing three of them gonna be like fuck you don't talk to me for real you hey there's some good numbers

out there yeah he gave his own numbers I'm giving numbers as far as a woman I'm telling you, if you ask five bitches for some pussy, at least two of them is going to be done. Since the times are changing. Since the seasons are changing, Brady, how many of your old niggas then start hitting you back up?

All everybody. See? See? Everybody. See? Everybody trying to put that little ballad in right now. They start hitting you back. Hey, Bighead, sending you them old-ass pictures.

You remember this shit? No. You know we ain't ever break up. Oh, get the fuck out of here. What my girlfriend at. what you got the wrong numbers sir what the fuck you gonna curve me you know I'm not the bitch that you play with like that pretty you don't play with my wish you got to be the psycho with this podcast I mean we've already established that crazy bitches that's really what

we hope we started this whole shit you're the official side nigga yeah I'm the official crazy ex-girlfriend damn what's your motivation y'all don't want us no more you just want to ruin the rest of a nigga like you made you broke up with me well you shouldn't have did whatever the fuck you did but I'm saying once we broke the fuck up why we just can't be that hurt people hurt people other shit man that's some bullshit man

this podcast is for all the crazy bitches stop that shit if you don't want that nigga let him go don't be showing up at his house trying to beat the new bitch up you know she cute and can't fight no but first of why would I want to beat the new girl up I'm talking to the real crazy bitches who just don't respect nothing stop showing up trying to beat the new bitch bitch up because she killed. Yeah, I'm a little bit different. I rather

beat him up. There you go. You beat your ass because you try it out of this. You disrespect. Fellas, if you get caught cheating, let her throw them girl punches and beat you up. You know you're going to win. Just let her win. Just let her win. You caught, my nigga. It's part of it. How you know? How you know I throw

girl punches? The little girl punches don't hurt. Be cute as fuck. She's been punched me, man. Play too fucking much. You need to sit your little ass. Don't fucking hit me again. You don't scratch me? Bitch, don't fucking scratch me again. Sit the fuck down, Brady. Sit your little ass down.

I still, we try to fight. Yeah. Stop. And then she tried to hit you with the- Let's go. It hurt. And then you feel bad. This bitch has been really than scratch your eyeball out of the socket, though.

No, that's just the- That's just the trick they make you see it down. The eyeball is dangling at the fucking socket. But you heard her wrists when you grabbed her from scratching the fuck out of your shit. So now you're the bad dude, and you deserve all this shit. And when the police get there, y'all both want. Really, you. going because you hurt her wrist right here

but your eyeball hanging out and I'm pretty light-skinned oh yeah she gonna bruise like a banana you don't even push this bitch back you gotta punch her with a coat around your fists you gotta do some childish shit when she light-skinned you can't do nothing but trip this bitch foot or something walk behind her and kick her shoe

that's all you can do much love to all the women who find out a nigga don't hit women and now you become the abusive one that is so fucked up That's why Brad and Angelina Jolie really broke up She was beating that nigga ass You think so?

That bitch did play Tomb Raider I feel like she would whoop his ass She was hitting that nigga She was putting cigarettes out on him And everything That nigga is a better husband I would just love that like I hope that later on In time

A Braggilina Whatever the fuck you call them Brangelina Whatever a sex tape comes out I just feel like the shit is gonna be lit It's not coming out she probably hanging off chandeliers and shit it's probably not it's probably regular white people chicken thorned out looking sex no i don't think no i don't think so if the shit was lit like they

said it was they would have all them kids biologically they would she would have been pregnant and at the doucha a i don't i don't they've you ever seen them smile they don't look happy they'd be trying to look all startled and shit it ain't no bunch of fucking going on over there they got six kids no they just look serious, which means that sex is probably really serious. Ain't no bunch of fucking going on over there. They probably are riding giraffes more than they fucking. I know the face of a nigga who ain't fucking at home like you need to.

Like Carmelo Anthony, he fucking like hell at home. That nigga be happy and supportive. Lama's so fine. Kanye West fucking like hell at home. This nigga be fixing this. I feel like they have so much shoes and dress and everything. You can tell like Imman Shumper, him and Tiam. and tailor fucking all over the house, hotel, everywhere.

They send the baby to grandma's house and just fuck all. You saw the video? Wow. Yeah, they're doing a bunch of fucking over there. You can tell when there's some good fucking going on at the crib. Hell yeah. Magic Johnson and Cook is still fucking good. I hate to tell you, but that's what's going on.

I hate to tell you. I don't want to think about that. You don't have to think about that. What kind of condoms are they using? Shit, no can. Like, that's his wife. Yes, sir. What you thought it was?

Yeah, but he, I mean, shut up. We don't speak on that. We don't know anything about that. I'm telling you, shit is out here. You can tell the difference. He's a vampire. That's how I know you've been fucking good. Huh?

Yeah, exactly. Huh? Yeah. Exactly. Stay tuned to the 85th Southshire. We're exposing everything. What are you talking about? Brady been fucking good.

D.C. Young Flats still gone. Nobody knows where the fuck Clayton is. We back in the trap house. This shit is crazy, my nigga. What the fuck might happen in here, man? I mean, I, hey, did everybody quit? Clearly. Motherfuckers done quit the podcast.

It's so fucking hot in here. They probably don't want to come. I ain't talked to be Simone in week. Where is Teresa Top Night? She was like, man, hell, nah. My eyebrows just sweating off of that. Me and Brady in this bitch, can't believe Brady came back? This is like the season finale.

I can't believe I came back here. Man, this is the craziest season finale ever. D.C. Young Fly, been gone for seven episodes. Nobody talked to Clay, man. Nobody knows. We ain't seen B. Simone. Last time I saw B Simone, she was on Instagram with a picture with Gucci, man. She probably ain't never coming back.

Brady showed back up and tell niggas that you're going to fail that cuffing season. I didn't not tell anybody they were going to fill that tough in season. Shit! You're going to win. You're going to win. You're going to win. Damn. I appreciate you, Brady.

You never gave up on me. Of course not. I didn't win and got this nice-ass tablecloth and shit. Nick, where you bought this from? This shit lit, bro. Listen to the audio. Hello. This shit is great.

I thought the trap house was going to be a great idea today. I figured like it was going to be a cool at night. Right. Shout out to two things. Do the incredible shit right quick. Do it. Do it. Do it, Brady.

This is your girl, Brady is music in here and all we do. Did you really just flip your hair on me? I did. Cut, take five. What you said. Shout out to my nigger Nick Kahn. for these incredible headphones. We really were in dire need

of these bitches because a nigga roasted the headphones and said that those were the headphones that they give you when you take the hearing test at school to see if you've got to be a special ed or not. To our ass. These lit though for real. I fuck with them.

They blew to. You can answer your phone with them and argue and just walk the fuck off long as your phone in your pocket. We use these bitches on tour all the time. They dope. He got some new ones that just came out that flip to the speakers they loud as fuck too it's gonna be lit

I'm gonna probably give me some of them too yeah got them bitches coming man you don't give no shoutouts to the fans who've been fucking with you I mean I love my fans you do man I love y'all first of all y'all fans is the shit because look I love them

we got the audience covered man they always we got the educated hood people following us we got an MMA fighter dude that's crazy as fuck that be sending me the crazy this shit snaps up all types of barbecue and babies falling asleep and animals and it's wild out here in these streets we got some 85 south show merchandise coming out we got some t-shirts coming

we're going to have some cigarette lighters coming we're going to get some coffee mugs some socks panties and we're trying to get panties oh i don't wear those but we're selling crotchless panties you know what I mean for all the bad bitches um I was thinking we're trying to talk we still talking to the lady about getting the 85 South show hair extensions? It's a billion dollar industry. We're trying to jump out there later. Yeah, the panties. We're going to have all that shit.

We're coming out with our own blunt raps. We're still talking to them people about that shit. What else? We've got the 85 South show greatest hits coming up real soon. We got this podcast, this four compilation coming up real soon.

We got Brady is music. We got a 12 second a sex tape. No, we don't. You're right. We got some other shit. You're reaching. You know you got a sex tape, but you do. I actually don't. I have never recorded myself having sex ever. Girl the fuck up.

I didn't say that I wouldn't do it. I just said I haven't done it yet. I don't know why you would buy an iPhone and not recording yourself have sex. That's what the fuck they made a camera phone for. You thought it was for memories? Those are some of my fondest memories. You got to go back and watch. some game footage and be like I got to bend my knees more because I'm not utilizing my whole dick I got I'm not found I see what I'm doing wrong I could be putting two three more inches in there if I just do my geometry you know what I'll be thinking about too though I'm like if I'm going to record myself then he going to feel like he's going to want the video too

and I just don't trust nobody no it's the rule I don't care how much I love you your phone your video it's up to you if you want to send it all right well if you're You can record with your phone. I'm recording with my phone, too. Like, you want to be a part. You need to let them know that. Hey, this is not a two-party type of thing. My pussy, my rules.

I'm so skeptical. The nigga be like, let me take a picture of you. Like, not even with him in the phone. In the picture. Like, you can't even take a picture of me with your phone. For real? Screenshot that shit off of Instagram. That's what you got the picture.

That shit crazy. That shit crazy. Much love to all the ladies who post the pictures on Instagram, and you know the nipple showing. We, that's what we really appreciate. We, look, we salute that. Yeah, hell yeah. Because we, we understand that it's deeper than just a nipple.

You know, Tommy just posted a picture like that. Who? Tommy from off of love and hip-hop. I love her. Just like regular hip-I don't know. It's just like some about her. I don't like her. And chewed up and small.

Why are these nipples so small? Hello? All that titty, ain't enough nipple on the titty. What happened? What happened? I really don't. do like I really got to think for Tommy I'm gonna go check out

what's the name Tommy Lee I love nipple slip I got like a real like girl crush on her What I date? Well I mean I don't really like girls The loving hip hop shit? Yeah The one we're out of the moochette? I just feel like she just as crazy

As me like she bad I ain't know you is that kind of gay I'm not I just I have a girl crush on her That doesn't mean that I would want to You know hope be hand in hand and date Yeah just you want to just go get drunk with I have no problem with being like...

Dancing grind on. I fuck with that bitch. Like, I have no problem with that. That's a bit. I like her. One of those whack-ass fantasy. I thought it was... It's not a whack fantasy.

Because you just never know. Like, shower scene fantasy. You don't know what could happen in that drunk moment. Like, you don't know where that's going to take you. Much love. And I don't really like girls, but I like her. I like Tommy. I'd definitely be open to it.

Salute Tommy. Her nips slip. You like, you like the new rap chick? young emma who the young yeah yeah we gotta ask

yeah she's cool or whatever that's a boy though yeah that don't count she's real tough I ain't gonna say she a boy but she's too nah I fuck with her

like I like the song this shit is it's cool or whatever it's cool or whatever I wouldn't say her or whatever but or whatever much love to that or whatever

yeah or whatever that could be or whatever that's a boy but I fuck with her though I don't blame Do your thing. I do your thing. Totally get drunk off us on.

That's what, man, look, shit's so scattered out right now. If you find a place where you are accepted, stay the fuck over there. Stay the fuck over. Wherever they accept you, just go where you are accepted and appreciate it, not tolerated. Hey, be the shit to, who you the shit to. That's all I'm saying. She's shit to me. I fuck with him.

Yeah. I'll give her a high five. Play your motherfucking part. Everybody can win if you just apply what you know to the shit that you need. But that's too complicated for these dumb-ass motherfuckers. You know what I mean? You see how you got to sneak the game in there? You see how I politely ignore you sometimes?

I appreciate that. I thought you was doing it out of respect. But now that I know that you're doing it out of disrespect. It was not a disrespect. I'm saying. See, ever since that nigga cuffs you, you've been acting different. What are you talking about? That's why we brought Brady here.

So we can show you how people act once they get cuffed, man. You see that? You see that? It worked. You're the prime example, Brady. I'm not cuffed anymore. I'm single. Talk to him.

Very single. Christmas is going to be sad. You ain't getting shit for Christmas. You ain't getting shit for Christmas. I bet I get everything for Christmas. All right. I could buy my own shit. I don't need nobody to rob me nothing.

You know, that's true. Shout out to power. Oh, my God. Can we please just put Angela in jail and say, fuck this already, like, I don't understand. Why the fuck would you take my husband to jail and leave Angela to roam the street? That bitch heart broke, man.

That's all it is. She ain't her feelings. Tasha is going to whop her ass. Tasha ain't going to do shit. Tasha going to go to jail, too. Tasha being all talk. Tasha ain't all talk. You see how she pulled out the gun on old girl?

She ain't shoot nothing. she ain't shot shit everybody on the shoulder and called her body except for tasha tasha don't need to shoot nobody she got kids and shit you know what people keep talking about this angela shit i'm just glad that they found their little daughter i don't know what the damn daughter been she been gone for six episodes what she was in tasha they the daughter she was they just exactly she was missing she was sitting on the couch the last night yeah they got a baby too they didn't wrote so i forgot about her They don't wrote some kids out the script.

They can't trick up. Bring all the original kids back, god damn it. But what you think going to happen to the son, though? He going to end up in jail fucking with 50-cent child predator. No, they done drugged him and took a picture with him and sent it to the mom and asking for ransom and all the kind of shit. Man. Who's she going to call? Ghost is in jail.

Shit. Tasha, now she's going to have to get her. Tommy going to have to go fuck, uh, fuck Kanaan up if he really loved Tariq like that. Tyree. I think he do. Tyreek look big-haired ass. I think he'll come. He just a fuck up.

But he had that age where he can't be nothing else but a fuck up. That's part of being a man. When you get about 13, 14, 14, 15, you're just a fuck up. You're just fucking up. And, yeah, that's part of growing up. You got to go to prison or boot camp or some shit to make you appreciate it. But every nigga knows a nigga like that who's going to end up in trouble on some real shit and have to do some real time year to or something.

Yeah, it happens. It's fucked up And it's usually That's who it happened to Niggas who mom and them got money And their daddy was around Them the ones who end up Going to prison and shit

For some robberies And burglaries and shit like that It ain't never the niggas Who really in the streets It's always a nigga Trying to prove something That's just real Too real cut it out

Why? Shit, nigg's dumb like that They always Niggas always looking for approval For the wrong type of shit that's just what it is you know validation acceptance

you got some long eyelashes that's cute stop saying you want to fuck me oh she's just that she want to fuck me once you talk about your eyelashes my name is you're in there that is not true

you start studying your genetics and shit I look at everybody like that don't try to generalize my compliment she got to try to take it away and make them feel like I wasn't shit don't let them treat you like I didn't say that I was making you feel like it was shit like

I like giving compliments to people. Do it again. I like your eyebrows. Now, now I like your eyebrows. Nice. Appreciate it. Your eyelashes is cute. I like your dress.

Thank you. It's a two piece. It's a two piece. The man to take both of them out separately. Kind of defeat the purpose of wearing a dress. What a zip-up dress is that that you could just step? All right, fuck this shit. It's the 85 self-show, man.

It's a podcast for niggas who just pour the panties to the side. Fuck all that getting naked. Yeah. and ripped three pair of panties trying to fuck she mad you got to buy mr panis i got to work this week ripped all the panties off of shit know who it's for this is a podcast for those ladies who still niggins shorts and hoodies and shit it's about that time of year looking forward to it my nigga if she don't invite you to none of her little brother football games you are not the main nigga no definitely not exactly if i only tell you to come to the club to see me we are

not really dating if her mama don't ask about you and be like how you and what's your calling it doing you are not the main nigga bro right if she can't just text you emojis and you know what that shit mean guess what you might as well come over here and sit by me if she got your name saved in her phone under your real name come on if you're first the last name and saved in my phone you are definitely you can sit with us play that's my business associate you might as well come over here the table with it niggins smuggled on though you is not the boyfriend come here let me how let's if i tell you ain't got no instagram bruh if you can't just grab her keys

and go where the fuck you want to go come on go sit by carlos now if you call me at three o'clock at night and i'll answer answer and she cuss your ass out when you do talk to her look don't ever fucking disrespect my house don't you ever call my phone at 3 a.m. the fuck is wrong with you come sit with carlo's man if you can't take a shower in my house What? What? If you can't even get past the hallway. That's fucked up.

Look, if you still getting head and not blow jobs. Come on, bro. Come on through. There's plenty seats over here, man. It'd be like that sometimes. It'd be like that most of the time. That's the fucked up part, man. A few more, we're going to go.

Um, if you ain't never ate her pussy with the lights on. Come on, bro. Come on, man. Oh, my God, wait. Yep, that means something when you do it. What does that mean? Hey, man, it's a lot of eye contact doing that. Shit didn't get serious when you eat the pussy with the lights on.

But why would you not? Why wouldn't you? It happened. Why would you not eat the pussy? You should ask them. Ask them. You got to focus on that pussy. I don't eat pussy with the light off.

You what? I need to see everything. Exactly. Everything. You got to know where you are licking. I know that you got to eat the whole area, like from the knee all way to the light. the navel and then all the way back and then come through and then eat the pussy on the way and then come back. I don't know whose vagina you've made me. You got to eat all of that. It's everything.

Pussy eating is very simple. It's really not even that hard. Talk to him. All you got to do. I like how you use your New York lesbian force. Yo, son, listen. Eating pussy not even hard. You know, listen. Swear to God. I had a little something in my throat there. Go ahead. That wasn't me. No. Seriously. All you got to do. Talk to him. Just hit that one little spot. You don't even got to go a lot of places. You really don't.

Like, in the beginning, you can hit it from the bottom to the top and suck on it a little bit. But then, when you're trying to wrap it up, just stay in that one spot. Just stay right. The head. Stay right on the click. There you go. Right on the clip. Look it up, fellas.

It's called a clitoris. Look up the clitoris. Your homework this week is the research. Just pull it back a little bit. Oh, wow. Wow. Get up in there. Do what?

it back a little bit. Wow. Get up in there, like right on the head. Much love to all those pusses that look like Big Macs. Huh? No, that was, you killed it.

No, I didn't. They exist. They exist. Some women have a whole bunch of pussy down there. Three, four pounds, pussy. She's short to. Yeah, they do. You see them?

Brady, won't you recap that little quick. Talk to them again, Brady. Recat what? Oh, you know, you just pull it back a little bit. Right. on the head right there at the end you wanted to come that's that's that's all you got to do you look confused

it's not confusing it's very very simple yeah but you I mean you and your girlfriend have been together so so he know yeah you know what you're doing yeah I'm lying do you have to lick all around the world to get the job done or do you just have to lick that one spot he know how to eat the pussy

you know exactly where to lick he ate the pussy through the face time that's how serious he cares he's serious about this shit yeah It's very simple It really don't take that much Hey for real fellas This is eat a whole bunch of pussy season

I suggest you eat the put Don't wait till it get nighttime And if you're real good Start eating your pussy round 545 and dusk If you're real good Keep on going a little lower 615 Yeah

Yeah don't start eating ass to like 620 You can eat ass at 620 Because it'd be dog And you're going to try to cuff me this season You better be eating it like groceries I'm sorry Bro' The only rule to eat ass Is make sure she'd been showed first

Don't like if you eat her all day ass She'll never respect you Are this a commitment? Are you saying? I'm saying. Are you saying that you eat? I ain't saying that I do shit. Do you eat it like groceries?

No. Because every nigga who the nays them ass know that that's not. When you think of groceries, when I think of groceries, I think of like all the food. Like lettuce, radishes and shit.

Like them like you don't get groceries but like two times a year for real. Like black households don't get groceries, groceries till Thanksgiving and Christmas. Them groceries, like when your mama had to cover. She got to get two, three boxes of cereal and shit because the family in there. Then she got a ham. She got a turkey.

It's some greens in that bitch. It's just a whole bag of canned foods and ground beef and shit. Those groceries, it takes a minute to eat groceries. You eat ass like a fruit roll-up. It's quick. Damn, this bitch almost gone.

You don't fucking be back there. If you eat ass long, longer for eight minutes longer than eight minutes you're a fucking freak bro it shouldn't even feel good to her after eight minutes that's kind of like well no first off you know what you're doing you you've got it time perfectly bro i'm telling you eight minutes is a long as time bro literally a long ass time don't be eating ass for longer than eight minutes but that's just weird like i wouldn't even want to eat my vagina for long than eight minutes man talk to him again brady you about to fuck around and win or what no but i'm saying like if you can't get the job done in five

we got an issue but you might as well moving just let me play with myself don't put me on the clock I'd be freestyling in the pussy sometimes I might just keep saying my name

over and over you never know what the fellas do some creative shit when you eat the pussy you never know man don't listen to him sometimes you gotta say

your name backwards S-U-O-L A-K-I A-K-I You gotta eat the pussy like you've DJing You You got to

I mean, you could try some new shit, be like, babe, I'm about to try some new shit. That's right. Sometimes I put the pussy right here and just like, just eat it to the left. That's right. Eat the pussy from the side, bro. Yeah, just from lay her down and then turn sideway and sneak it from the back. See if you could do that, bro. Challenge yourself.

That's right. Sometimes you got to put her on the floor. the couch like you superman in the pussy. Just because my future nigger is watching it. Do not listen to him. Bro, do 11 pushups in the pussy. If you could do 11 pushups, you should be straight. That's right. Your future nigger are not watching the show. He's watching

it, but he's trying to act like he's not. You know what I? He's watching, but he's acting like him fuck with it. You know what I mean? When you put him up on it, he's going to act man, I've heard a little shit before, but he really a fan. You know what I mean? So we ain't mad at that nigga, man

Shout out to all the cool niggas out here Girl, stop introducing niggas to other niggas that's cool because if that nigger cool as you say he is, we know he tried to fuck So stop doing all that extra shit That's not true. Yes, it is, Brady No, because if he's cool, if he's a cool ass nigga, like, that's why I feel

like I'm obligated to introduce him to my man Like, it's my cool ass on way Nope, no, as soon as you say cool, niggas know what it is No, because I'm the type of bitch ought to be like, Babe, babe, this nigga tried hollet me. It was so funny. Hold on, I'll bring him over here. No, see, you're trying to cover it up too quick. I'll punch you.

That's a, yeah. Reverse psychology shit. Uh-uh. It's not reverse psychology. Exactly. Then a nigga had to be real cool with your home girl. It's like, let's laughing him together. Yeah, he's going to get real cool with your home girl.

Make you jealous. Who? This bitch, Kim. She's stupid. So, Kim posts on Instagram. She's so funny. Why you like Kim all of a sudden? Nah.

Payback is a bitch, my nigga. I'm gonna call Kim. It'll be like him. bitch girl look before we get the fucking do you know that every group of women got the one home girl that's ready to get a pussy away to the neck to your nigga did you know that

you got one friend that's ready to risk it all because I don't keep a big group of friends I'm telling you you don't need a big group and I will beat that bitch ass she could be your only friend listen let me tell you right now even if you breathe if you breathe in the direction of my ex-nick uh-uh check this not even my nigga that I'm with right now

my ex-nigger fellas we got leave it in the comments when her friend Then threw the pussy at you just because she don't like the bitch you fucking wish. We're going to get the testimonies out from the 85 South Show audience. Because I myself, I have been cock blocked because her friends saw me making strides for the future ass. Threw me the pussy. So then I couldn't get the pussy that I wanted. It happens.

I didn't peep game till later on. What are you talking about? It's in the book. It's in my book. Yes, sir. The side-nigger handbook. It's coming out. When is it coming out?

When is it coming real soon? Okay. As long as I get a chapter. The game is changing so fast, though. You know, we got to hurry up and get it at least in a digital format. Crazy ex-girlfriends, look, that's exactly what y'all are. Y'all are ex-s. If you are still the ex-girlfriend and you're trying to ruin a nigger life, let it go.

He don't want your ass. You have crazy it your way out the situation. Once you have destroyed a nigger property, I'm here to tell you, he don't love you no more. Yeah, but destroying his property, that's not on. It don't matter. It don't matter what it. It could be some simple shit. You break one CD.

That nigga, don't fuck with you no more ever in life, period. Ever. It's over. Yeah, he gonna fuck you a few more times, but he don't fuck with you. Because if you're the type of chick

that'll get mad and break some shit. I'm glad I never broke me. Right. You're gonna fuck it up. Type of bitch who will tell the police and he got a blunt in the ass train. Yeah, dumb-ass shit like that. Yeah, when you start,

when you start crossing the lines and getting police and shit involved, nigger don't fuck with you ever again Why would you even want to fuck With a bitch that would do that though Just because you crazy You could be crazy and not be stupid It's a difference

It's a, yes it is It's a thin line The queen crazy and stupid I don't want to talk to you no more I'm out of here Shit I'm telling you man Don't do all that extra shit

When you get emotional I want to act out And make a scene Show up trying to cuss the nigga out What make you think the nigga gonna I need to get back with this bitch I love it's never going to happen So all the extra shit that you do at the end

Because your little feelings hurt Just make you look like a dumb ass Because the nigga don't give a fuck no more Like yeah, she crazy She told my shit up But guess what? Real nigga got some more shit Came back stunning on the bitch

And that's why I'm in the club Taking pictures with a bottle With a Gucci bell Because the bitch didn't cut all my clothes up But I'm still in this bitch fresh With a bottle Me and my niggas Goochie belt

Fuck this whole But not knowing that earlier today This nigga didn't have no outfit Cause the crazy bitch That's all the nigga Cut all the nut area out of the nigger pans put bleach on the rest of the shit put peanut butter in the egg box maybe I'm not

categorized as crazy as girlfriend because I don't think I would go that far I just demand respect right why respect me they do they respect you I think I guess they do shit

I respect you that which is enough respect hell yeah I appreciate you coming to fuck with your boy in the trap house and sweating it out now we got to go make some phone calls and see what the fuck didn't happen. I'm not coming back. We got to have a team meeting. You coming back.

Fuck you mean. We got to have a whole team meeting. Shit, the staff, are they on strike or what? God, so that's what you're saying to everybody that went to the protest? I didn't know, man. Before we go, Black Lives Matter. Fuck all the batter, chatter, chit-chatter. When you get through talking, bitch, Black Lives Matter.

They used to. They still do. Always gonna matter. Colin Kaepernick, you got all the line support. Keep doing your motherfucking thing. And if you're mad at that shit, bitch,

you're part of the problem. That nigga didn't do nothing wrong. He didn't say fuck nobody. He didn't say fuck this country. He didn't grab his nuts or get disrespectful. That nigga took his knee with his helmet off

and plumped his afro out. And that made y'all fucking sick. You lost your mind. And he was saying the right. Fuck you doing. Fuck is wrong with these people. And it's been niggas getting killed. It's been niggas getting killed.

every goddamn day since he did that shit and it's terrible man they won't let up but that's the real we still we got to do a whole bunch of more shit a lot more protest than going to happen I don't know who's going to be the nigger who do the wild shit but it's coming the niggins the nigger who's going to start singing

some wutane while they're doing the national anthem or something one of them I believe it's going to be one of them Russell Westbrook type niggins Russell Westbrook is going to hit the motherfucking neney why they doing that shit And it's going to cause a motherfucking stir The first nigga that moved his shoulders like this

Getting in fucking trouble I don't know You got to see It's a lot of people who in positions Where they can't protest in that fashion Which is understandable Nobody said that you had to protest The same way that Colin Kaepernick was protesting

But nigga don't act like you ain't see that shit Even Serena Williams was like See? You see how long eight minutes is? Can't you pit his hell Cat was timing This nigga was timing I told you, nigga Eight minutes is a long

God damn time Listen, I agreed with you nigga I said if you take longer than five We have an issue That's right See The extra three was for you to play down there In the groceries

And then come back and finish the job That's see That's what I love Brady It ain't for the It's shit just like that That's where I see Let's go Fuck just saying

85 South show man Podcasts is for niggas who still don't know what the podcast is. It's been a long motherfucking time. You still don't know, nigga? Get a clue. All right. 85. 85.

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