The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Trap House Pt. 5 feat. Navv Greene & Teresa Topnotch | Ep. 45
Episode Date: October 14, 2016DC Young Fly and Karlous Miller, along with guest Navv Greene and Teresa Topnotch discuss Donald Trump, how to friend zone a woman and Teresa's celibacy. Pastor Lous opens the podcast with a sermon fo...r the congregation. You know #whothispodcastisfor! Subscribe and share! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey.
Pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell.
I still be cocking these hammers
I used to be serving like Tony Montana
I used to put zanis all into my family
I put it in my mouth
I make you slug walk
I hate I miss the slut
I hate I miss the slut go
I hate I miss the slut go
I hate I miss the slut walk
I hate I miss the slut walk
because that's what a slut is that
Hey, Judge.
Hey, look, you come on the show they even give you gigs.
Y'all got another smile?
Yeah, give me one of them smalls.
I don't know, it's something about that blue and that red.
I just, I don't know what they do, but they do something to me, you know what I'm saying?
You ain't really ratchet, you just play one on TV.
I ain't what you mean?
I'm just a real nigga, man.
It's a difference between being ratchet and just real, you know what I'm saying?
I'm talking about some, my baby, that bitch, you hugged too, shit, boy.
Humbley.
I see where y'all together.
Shit.
Sometimes I said, look, they said, but my kids cute, though.
Man, that's a matter of opinion.
Ooh, I see, I didn't say that.
It wasn't me.
I wasn't going to say nothing.
I wasn't going to say nothing.
Some kids, anybody in here with kids, they'll tell you.
It's just some kids, you just look at them.
Don't go over there, don't play with them.
They're going to prison when they get older.
They don't look like a good crap.
Yeah, I don't know.
How old is that little boy?
Why is so damn big?
Don't know.
In the building
Say what, say what, say what?
Say what?
We got donuts in the building
That's a motherfucking goddamn shit
Donuts in the building
With a little bit of redwood
Donuts in the building
With a little bit of true mood chocolate
Y'all don't need to be a building
Yeah
He'd them old-ass church, might they be hanging from the ceiling and shit.
Hey, there, it's all there.
What's the fuck wrong with this?
I don't know, man.
If your church always had these mic cover, you'd be like, somebody can sing in this motherfucker.
There's somebody, it's going down to him.
Well, church, we go and take up the collection today.
We have a lovely attendance.
Amen.
We have any visitors in the church who would like to stand up and present themselves.
Present them.
Right here at the end.
85 South Show Missionary Baptist Church fuck these whole seminary.
Wow.
This was all the fuck niggas who thought we wasn't going to make it when they kicked us after studio.
Yes, they did. They said it. They said it. I want to let these fuck niggins know that you can't stop what God has.
Amen. Amen. I won't play.
You keep talking your shit, running your mouth, but I know one thing. You ain't going to put your hands on nobody over here, play, boy.
Say it, pastor. When you talk about the 85 South show, you better put some respect on the motherfucking pie.
We listen to your puss ass podcast.
This shit ain't never hilarious.
This shit ain't never interesting.
Every time we drop a motherfucking podcast, shit is hilarious.
Shit is interesting.
Bichers be like, where you're being lost?
You know we're coming back next Friday, bitch, chill.
And all the ugly holes in the comments.
How many goddamn comments are you going to leave, bitch?
We know you're ugly.
We see you.
We're going to respond to all the pretty bitches, yeah.
And when you see her skip over your shit and talk to the pretty bitch, get mad because
That's what you're supposed to do.
He sit high and he's see low.
85 South Shore.
Oh, no.
Missionary, seminary, Baptist, fuck these hoax.
Hey, hey.
Don't nobody cross her.
We only listen to a few goddamn podcast.
Uh-huh.
We fuck with the brilliant idiots.
Yes, sir.
We fuck with the drink champs.
Taxi.
All that shit.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Motherfuck.
85 South.
They said y'all we're going to make it.
The real bitches that fuck with them.
They said we weren't going to make it.
I go back to them fuck niggins on the show anyway.
You let them all be easy.
Every time they look up and they don't see D.C. young flying the show, they're like,
what, fly ain't fucking with the show?
That nigger bids it, bitch!
He might be shooting a movie.
He might have a stand-up show.
He might be hosting homecoming.
A step show.
Talking to some kids at the high school
You don't know what this nigga doing
But he's doing something
For the community
They're trying to make it look like
Something that it ain't
Because that's what fuck niggas do
That's what they do
They talk bad about you
Try to make a motherfucker don't look good
Trying to throw the chemistry off man
We're in here drinking red bulls, donuts
smoking on some of the most organic
Sitting next to Teresa and them, women who ain't had sex since 2014 at the end.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Wow, wow, wow.
One thing that we know over here was show.
Pussy real good.
Pussy real good.
85, 85, 85.
85 South Shore.
Don't worry about what we're doing.
Don't come asking me, well, how many followers fly guys?
Follow us flag out now you don't work you know how many he got you just asking me to see if I got them know you follow them
Asked me what we're now coming back don't ask me shit
I fuck with who bucks with me
This for all the Hispanics that don't speak no Spanish
All the white bitches with black kids
All the niggas who drive better drunk than they do sober
License fucked up and some most shit
Preach speak on this podcast where everybody who
ain't do nothing.
This is a podcast for Steve Harvey
and them.
Talk to Ann Nim.
This for all my niggas who listen to the shit
in the headphones at work
because you don't fuck with nobody at the job.
Not down person.
And they wonder why are you in a good movie.
And this is a podcast for
bitches with big tities and no ass.
With attitude problem.
This is for short, tall bitches.
All types of holes.
with big feet and swore wrists.
Podcasts for old niggas that still look young.
Oh, wang down, wang down.
It's a podcast is for mixed people who look both colors.
It's podcasts for all the niggas who wish they could be D.C. Young Flat with your unfunny ass.
Like we said earlier, this podcast is for all the lesbians in the studs who still wear pretty pants.
It's for all the niggas who ate some pussy earlier today.
Shout out to Clayton English.
One more time.
Amen.
Podcast is for all the ladies who taste that pussy first to let you know it's good.
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Dwell on that.
Podcasts for all the weed sales.
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Podcasts is for pretty bitches who take selfies in the driver's seat and I'll never put your seatbelt on.
You cute bitch, but you're going to look fucked up dead.
Yeah, we had to take time out to thank everybody.
Much love to all the white people who've been watching the show and now they realize that.
that black lives do matter.
We didn't convert it a few motherfuckers.
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I'm glad to note it.
Some of the baby daddies and baby mamas
are communicating via the 85 South show comments.
We're going to forever shout them out.
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Just slide in them DMs,
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Show up with the right kind of pussy if you want to.
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Don't never let nobody tell you what you can't do
and who you're supposed to be.
Speak it.
Because you ain't shit but yourself.
Never let nobody tell you you ain't shit.
Because that's my job.
Only one who can tell you you ain't shit is me.
Oh, man.
Keep being who the fuck you is.
If the motherfuckers don't like you, you need to move around more.
85.
85, high, hey.
Steve!
All I want from town, Steve!
We ain't do shit.
We didn't do a damn.
I ain't do that.
Me and Colorado ain't.
No, you know what I'm that?
Leave him before shit.
Hey, this fly, man.
This is bad.
This fly.
Man, we ain't do shit.
I know one day we was in the studio
and all of a sudden, we're the nigga baby me.
Hey, Steve, this is loose, man.
How you doing, bro?
Hey, man, just...
I said, I think we didn't do nothing else.
Hey, man, I've seen you like it...
I seen you like a...
Tweets and some shit on Instagram, so I know you ain't mad, so...
Shit, a nigga, don't tweet me, no, my own, these.
Like, boy, I got there turning up, I ain't seen the tweet yet.
What happened, Steve?
Steve, this loatts and flat, man, call us back.
And fuck all the back, we're gonna keep calling you, Nick.
Hey, pick the phone up.
I had texting that few times, but the shit didn't come up blue.
I had to send it as a text message, so it's a green bubble.
I don't know if he got it or not.
Hey, I'm texting your son, because I know he worked for you and shit.
I don't think you told you what the hell we said, but we didn't do shit.
Hey, if you see Beatty, tell Beatty to text me.
No, fuck that.
Tell him beat him, I'm going to kick his ass.
Hey, where, what's Stevie at?
Man, tell Stevie called Joe.
Nah, I'm just playing.
I fault beat it, though.
But I just know they work for y'all.
But next time I see Beat it, he ain't going to be working for you no more unless you call my phone.
Hey, Steve, I'm just going to give my phone the cat.
I'm just going to kidnap Beaton.
You text you.
You text me.
from my phone when you see cat just save it in the drafts and when I see cat again I
see what you said I'm gonna come up there with one of your early morning
session fuck the bullshit my pull-up game strong hey Steve I was talking to Junior
on Facebook live he didn't respond to my comment he just said L-O-L but hit us back
man we got the old headphones and some oh shit we don't downgraded all the niggas we
using the goddamn studio equipment this doughnuts ain't hot steve this shit here crave
Teresa don't believe in us no more Teresa gay you don't want to say it that ain't
I come out soon as you come out we ain't do shit we know we both won't come out we're
gonna have to come out right now that you got hey whoa whoa hey you got to come on
oh I ain't know what time to come about you and say what I don't know what I
Y'all just gonna act like me and Nave ain't in here, huh?
I like to come out.
Y'all just gonna disrespect me and now, huh?
She said, if I come out, she's come out, I'll feel the way back.
Don't do that.
Don't ever prove your point about that.
You're the worst nigga in truth of them, man.
Let me tell you something.
Y'all got to close your eye, man.
If one of y'all piqued, then we already know what time it is.
You can't just do that shit.
We can't talk with you.
That's all like, if you see some niggas finish shooting,
even standing there and watch these niggas shoot.
You're dead go, man.
He'll be like, man.
Let me get the hell on.
Hey, man, we're back on the 85 South show.
Now, we open this shit up.
We're going to talk to Steve, too.
We get back in the goddamn in the studio.
We're going to be like, it's the 85 side show.
Welcome back.
Yo, Steve.
She's then the same, bro.
We're moving on down, moving on down.
To the trap house.
To the trap house.
With some jays and some wine nose in the sky.
Why the head they fly out?
man welcome back to the 85 South show
damn we just realized we really
isn't this bitch for real
nigga we're at a fucking
table when we should start praying
we should just pray or somebody gonna pull up
and tell everybody's future
no let me see your hands
hair card table with something right now
we can play some spades
like what you got what you got in the books you got now
DC has been about five weeks
Steve ain't called us back yet
Steve ain't said shit I've been listening to
radio stage Steve ain't announced 85 so he ain't said nothing did you think it's him
on the Twitter that ain't him that ain't him it's a nigga we've been no oh shit he's got like
a thousand followers come on man we got to get that shit together and i asked Steve I said man
I appreciate what you tweet about me shit he said man you know I don't even be on that shit
damn I said all right my leg I get that little shout out one genuine my
whoever did that shit he could have lied he could have lied he could have lied
He ain't even lie.
He put no flex on.
You wanted him to know.
That is me.
That ain't me, right.
Don't you ever think that was me?
Don't you ever think I'm shouting your buck-ass.
I don't fuck what you know.
I don't get a fuck about your goddamn career.
You should have never told him that.
Somebody got fired like a motherfucker.
I know why we've been in a position ever since then.
Hey man, I appreciate you to shout my midtate out Steve.
Oh, oh yeah, no problem.
No problem.
Who the fuck shout out of my goddamn Twitter, man?
No wonder they ain't calling me back.
Oh, my bad.
Yeah.
We're gonna say, man, at least we got some donuts and some red bull.
Y'all can smoke in here, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Shit, as bad as it is, we got the smoke.
That ain't got no fire alarm in this motherfucker.
This is making me smoke back.
We wouldn't know.
That's why I got the weed from, the nigger that owned the building.
I thought, we in this bitch.
I thought Chad was sent me up when he sent me to address.
I ain't no goddamn way they're doing the red hair.
He thought it was set up.
I thought it was a set up.
I thought it was a set up.
child was sweet that nigga I got me that's my niggins nab green in the studio
with us today and we got Teresa top-notch
Teresa top-tick top-nots Teresa top-notch Teresa
Top-notch Tick Teresa
shift your ass up that's what you're trying to know to Teresa top Tick that should
be so funny this niggins are dedicated just for you
hold up you know what see you know what we got
T-Eyes in the building say what say what say what say what
Tid eyes in the building.
All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio.
Tid eyes in the building.
From the east side of Atlanta.
Tid eyes in the building.
For the cities in California.
Hold up.
Hold up.
We got exclusions.
We got some like Tid eyes in the building.
She get a whole lot of pussy too.
Tid eyes in the building.
Hold up.
I want to talk about a cake night.
She's like girls.
She like girls.
I do two days in the building.
All the time.
I couldn't even dust what I said off.
Today's in the building.
She said, watch out.
I do it for myself.
Hey, today's in the building.
Hold up.
Right before I eat the pussy, we got
tonight's in the building.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll give a fucking.
No, that's like that.
I give her so many gay jokes.
I love lesbians.
Do the only ones you can give gay jokes too.
Much love to all the lesbians.
Yes.
All the lesbians.
I'm talking about all the tough-ass lesbians that still wear pretty panties.
Yes.
Gangster bitches with some pretty-ass panties are.
Straight gangster with a thong on.
This bitch sexy as hell under all that them clothes.
Levi.
She'll dake, but the Bryant panties still met.
She still got that shit to go.
got that shit again.
Bro, how do you think of that shit, bro?
Jesus, Nick, you, ah!
I'm talking about the bra and the pen is still match.
And I didn't think of that the whole time I've been talking about your ass, man.
I think that's what's fucking him up.
He said, I never thought of that shit.
That was a good one.
That was a, come on, pow.
All the gangsta dice with the pretty
All the gangsta ass bag
I throw someone out there like
Man, I got all these thawd
ass all on the cheese
I beat your motherfucking ass
Painter's just silken in the motherfucket
Hey
I'm talking about the straight gangsta ass
Dags with the pretty feet
They out there
Girl features
Oh my God
Yeah, we're still in this bitch.
It's 85% so you know who the podcast for, Teresa Top Night.
It's for all the niggas in your comments.
They be trying to, let's what's handy.
They'd be trying to.
Yeah, I've seen them.
You know what I'm saying?
Anybody wear around me here.
Much love to all the niggas who really turned 200 into 2,000.
I don't know if it's one.
It's got to be one there.
They use, they use, like, over the 200 period.
They take that 200 and that 200 and that 200.
200, then they made it to 2,000.
That's how you do it.
It's over a period of 200.
One day I was hurt,
you got a son-in.
For real.
I was, shit.
You almost gave in.
Niggles and fly comment with the shit.
I'm like, boy, I want this in for real.
I said, I sent him a damn.
Yeah, I sent him a damn.
So the shit work for anybody?
I want to know what my father was.
And you didn't read other motherfuckers comments, too?
Yeah.
That shit'd be funny, man.
When a nigger boy, that's what you gotta do.
How are you all up in another one for your comment?
Like, yeah, she looked good and lonely.
Might find a little hole.
You might.
You can't really find no holes like you want to
because they page private.
I believe these holes hiding from somebody or something.
I got a blunt, but you just...
Oh, shit.
Y'all are bonused up in this motherfucker.
We run this shit.
We can ass on the floor in there.
In the trap house.
Yeah, in the trap house.
We ass on the blow, nigger.
In the trap house.
Hold up with, oh, trap how, y'all, y'all in the trap how,
and we ask up on the floor, because we're in the trap house.
We don't give a buck.
We got roaches, not the ones that crawl.
From the bruntlet we be smoking, y'all.
Red Bull on the table, we're going to drink some.
We're in the trap house every day and then some.
Brought the much of food, I got some down the nuts.
Hey, Teresa, why you be acting like you don't like nuts?
We had a trap house
We had the trap house
That's the only thing I could come up in a trap house
Damn
Hey, we need to get us a game, bro
We got the TV and shit
We can be, you know what I'm saying
On the game
On the game
They got games on your phone
We ain't got no cable in this bitch
Oh you're talking about like a game
Why we ain't got cable in this bitch?
Because this is the trap house
My nigga, this is not where you hang out at
It's crazy part of it
You do hang out of it
Yeah, I'm just, but, yeah, but not.
Have you ever just went to go hang out of the trapouts?
You'd be like, man, I wish the police don't come in there.
Hell no.
I'll just hit you.
I'm just hit here.
They're going to be a nigga who does not want to take up for his shit.
Poli get in here, be like, don't you say nothing.
Are you better say so?
No, don't do that, because there's always one nigga that throw the bag on the floor.
Who's at this?
I don't know.
That niggas.
That niggas who snitching.
I know I'm just passing this shit.
I ain't hitting the shit.
That's crazy.
I see he grabbing the blood.
Yeah.
Gave it to somebody else.
Why don't you hear the Donald Trump shit?
Grab a by the pussy?
Let me hear that shit.
I don't got the audio.
We can't even play the audio on the phone on the mic.
Damn.
When you're famous, you can do whatever you want to.
You could just grab them by the pussy.
Hey, man.
Y'all should know what's up.
Donald Trump, like a real-ass nigger on the loom, man.
He's saying what the fuck he want to say, man.
Donald Trump is retarded, man.
That nigga that is, like, he fucked up.
Like, if he weren't running for president, I'd fuck with home, like.
Like, if he was a Mexican, I'd fuck with him.
Like, man, that's a school-a-mexican, man.
And like, you think of crazy.
That means saying, your score, test scores are low.
You're poor, what you got to lose?
I'm like, damn, I mean, your neighborhoods are in shambles.
Like, God damn.
You can't walk down the street without getting shot in the face.
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All he had to say under that was,
Fuck with your boy.
Like if you were coming out with a media state,
he was just dissing niggas.
You whack, the kid ain't yours and everybody know.
What else you got to lose?
This nigga is, man.
I'm the realest nigga in it.
You're going to vote for the bitch
who's putting you on child support.
I wouldn't vote for Donald Trump
for nothing in the fucking world.
It's about to be the time that we,
Ted eyes in the building.
Say what, say what, say what.
We're going to vote for the titize in the building.
We're gonna have them in the motherfucking White House.
Tidize in the White House.
Everybody's singing along, look.
Look at me.
Today's in the White House.
Hello, let me give my soprados.
We got what?
Tidyes in the building.
Let me give our eyes to what we say.
What?
Today's in the building.
Come on, Pettles, what we got now?
What?
Today's in the building.
What y'all are going to turn.
Hallelujah.
They do the breakdown.
Y'all calls and Chittles with Nick and Nick.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes niggins don't know what they want the two,
they'll be like, I'm an hour, because they had the bed part.
Rain down on them.
You know what that just made me think about?
I got to get much love to all the ladies who got a titty big enough to fix.
Like if you don't got enough titty to adjust, I'm not talking to you.
Like them dog teeth, like, bitch, we out there have a lot of teeth.
Like, any time she moves, she got to fix the titty.
Like, you could tell.
Like, it'd be like that.
All soon she get off.
I ain't fucking.
right she can't the bra already loose she like if I see the bra turn like it's over like
that bitch I didn't even got no support like I see that the bra in the middle between
your tetties like miss you need a cup yeah you got a bitch when you got a bitch unfasting the
bra when you got to help her she can't do that shit I like them I like them
I like them when I'll be walking and them be just uncontrollably bouncing you like this
Stone Mount Park when they hiking up that shit I'm talking to go to the top of
sit down.
One of them titty.
Her titty is so big.
She just started laughing when you try to unhook her bra
because she know you ain't going to get it.
She's like, watching this up.
I got this.
Let me do it.
You want me to get it.
You can't suck them,
fresh out of the bra.
What, more?
Oh, no.
Not fresh out of the bro.
I hate them little titty.
They got the hair around, nuffin and shit.
Ah, on them old cougar bitches.
You're like, come on, man.
That shit that ain't sexy, bitch.
You too famous.
You too famous.
You too, fucking bitches like that.
Bro, I don't know, you bitch, I'm like, hey, look, you got hell around your titty.
Like, I mean, got to ask questions, like, hey, I can't fuck with you, you got a hair right in that.
Right, like, you see, like, hey, it's a hell on you titty.
Did you know that?
Like, you try to avoid it and you see it.
You like, ah, I'm just getting there for a way.
How?
It's been the light scum.
Like, if they mixed and some shit, like, they got good health.
That seemed like they came from, like, you wanted, you should have just said her name.
You want the tenant, yeah.
That shit came.
Yeah.
All songs.
You remember.
bunch of Sondras in middle school in Mexican
Sondra Perez, Sondra Hernandez.
I'm from Mississippi.
We ain't had nothing but black folks and white folks.
I don't think I knew no Sondra.
I was in the hood.
I was going to fuck.
We had the Migo apartment that just made everybody leave
and all those just mego apartments
and a whole bunch of Sondras.
I guess they were just trying to be.
Much love to all the host name is Sandra.
It's a not all.
Oh my God, do we recognize.
We got some.
Finally.
Hey, somebody hit me and said,
this podcast is for all the niggas
that love their bad.
baby mama but hate their kids.
Oh shit, I'm by the worst.
This shit ain't fuck me.
That's funny.
They fuck out my baby mom.
I love my kid.
Yeah.
I want to have a parents feel.
Top one percent.
Right.
I don't know, but like four niggas
that really love their baby mama.
Man.
It's a lot of niggas that love their baby mama and don't fuck with their kids.
I know four.
I hate, I hate, like, you know you like,
you try to love your baby mama.
child but your child is bad as fucking no real vote with you like that so what you got to
love him you want to love him but shit the niggins so bad he'll fuck with you like that
you're like well fuck I'm trying to camp for your little punk-ass on get your fuck-ass on
man you're like you probably ain't mine anyway you like man you like you need a little
boy have a birthday man fuck that's harsh man ain't no harsh if you love a kid the kid
don't love you get your little fuck ass on in damn she I'm trying to be a loving ad pair
You're the one bad.
You're going to fuck with me.
How long you're going to give them
before you figure out they don't love you or not?
I'm going to give him about the 12.
They can make their mind up.
My man, that little nigga been bitching since he won, man.
They ain't going to fuck with me, man.
That ain't going to fuck with me, man.
These young are gangsters fuck my day.
Like, they're what I'm saying?
These kid, not of that let you know.
I don't fuck with my dad.
I'm like, how old, nigh.
I ain't a little, nigga.
I saw that the nigga drop some shoes
and the whole boatload of shit all that.
Growing up, you remember, you still an adult,
you wouldn't be cussing like that outside.
These young niggins, they don't give a dog.
They don't got respect for shit.
I love it to you.
What a shit?
They ain't scared of shit.
These kids will whoop your ass these days.
Man, what?
I speak to the young niggins.
I'm like, what's up, little bro?
I see you over there.
Don't bribe me.
You got to treat like you treat the own nigg.
I see you over there, killer.
Was I in the OG?
You can be eight years old.
What's up, gangsta?
You're giving this niggins.
All their respect.
Everything's right.
Where they loud at?
Aging like a joke.
He ain't got no pills, dude.
I ain't gonna rob that.
He's thirsty.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't even do Drew.
Now, if the movie and shit that came out,
you're a movie starting now.
How many more of them things you got?
They took the shit off the online.
They're shopping it right now.
For real, they took it online?
What?
What?
That big been up for life.
No, they probably did.
You're talking about digital.
No, they didn't.
I probably didn't.
Oh, they took it off.
No, they are so they could shop it.
Oh.
Distribution.
Yeah, distribution.
That's what I'm doing.
That's what they do.
Hell yeah.
Man, when you blow up, don't forget about us in the trap house.
He's talking about what they do with it.
I'm gonna try to.
Hey, man, you ain't shit.
What your shit is?
Hey, but I'm blessed to be here.
Hey, that one didn't get hungry.
But I'm blessed to be here.
Hey man
Hey
It ain't never
It ain't never what it looked like
He built you up to break your ass right back down
Well where your shit
Where your shit
Let us come do your shit
We got these goddamn t-shirts
Now that we're about to be selling
Out of the trunk
Niggas gonna buy that shit
We're gonna sell these too
Man take the braids something like man
Alright man
You gotta think about the future man
Niggas be hanged
Your shit might not look like this, but we'll sing you on it.
Hey.
How about that?
We're going to say these motherfucker regardless.
We don't worry about the po-po.
I know how to run.
We're going to up the price because these are illegal.
Drink you some red bull.
No that geek, geek.
Hey, popin' thine's open.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, they came with some new shit.
Yeah, we got some red bull, bro.
Hey.
What they did right though?
Let's love the Red Bull for, you know, supporting gangster activities.
Oh, you gave me the other one?
Oh, now, that's the one.
Yeah.
Fuck, you mean.
That y'all won't get sued for it.
Yeah, yeah.
No, really.
But we won't tell you now.
Real, man.
Do the commercial for the t-shirt real quick.
Hey.
Get a holl alone.
I got to get out here.
Commercial voice.
Um, this commercial was brought to you by.
Then wild boys, call on my fucking mill and D.T.O.
Black, you know what the fuck going on.
Hell, hell you tell him out.
Fuck you mean.
If you want a t-shirt,
please go on to 85South.com.
85Southshod.com.
And please buy a t-shirt.
Then you'd be like,
yeah, yeah, you're going to buy a mubble to the t-shirt coat.
I'll come in there and beat all that motherfuckin' ass.
Thank you.
That's the fine point.
That's the fine print.
That's a dick clamble.
These t-shirts are for real niggas and real niggas only.
May not fit true to the sides.
If you got a big-ass head, don't stretch around the neck.
There will absolutely be no refunds.
Dikes are okay.
Once you get that bitch and don't fit, cut the sleeves off and clean the house up in it.
Fuck you.
Real talk.
Bits find Prince Evel.
Yeah, bitch is gonna be cleaning the house in a little shirt.
Man, what?
This is gonna walk in the house and get fucked raw shirts.
You ain't got nothing else to wear?
This is that fuck raw shirt.
You can fucking bitch raw in that shirt.
That's what that is.
Hey, we should have put some extra pads right here on the bottom.
So when you hit it and you leave your t-shirt on and you took it like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it right there.
Hey, we're gonna sell some extra long.
extra long ones, but when she spent the night over your house,
and she don't want to sleep late.
Oh, we might have a color pad so that bitch got bad pussy.
That bit turned red, get her out of the other.
Right, right.
You're like, oh, the big red.
Are you in their period?
No.
Oh, yeah, I'm out of here.
These t-shirts are extra thick,
so when your hair ain't done, you can tie that bitch up
and tie it not in the back, it'll be extra durable.
Mm-hmm.
And they're good for whippers, too.
So when your ass ain't got nothing,
and in on reach, you take your shirt off,
and I told you, oh, at a sat-out.
Hey, do you know if you were in the studio right now,
We were off you one of these doughnuts.
Fucking right.
But you're not here so fuck that.
You know what?
But they hear.
Red bowl is delicious.
Sitter!
They want to stare at TV.
You got to him, been there.
You better not screen.
That's the t-sha.
When you y'all break up, you'll be arguing up.
Get my motherfuck of t-shirt.
No, you can have that shit.
Get my shit.
What is you talking about?
Nica come there and get that one t-shirt.
That one shirt.
Did she grab it too?
Because she bought it.
Let let it go.
Look, let it.
Huh, man.
I can see couples taking pictures in the matching shirt.
Yeah.
Looking real stupid.
Relationship goes. I was going to say that.
Looking stupid.
Oh, well, damn.
Well, let's talk about it for a minute.
It's so I hate to look stupid.
It's all good to look stupid.
It's all good.
It's all good.
You think so?
Somebody gonna look stupid
What's some stupid shit you have to do
When you're in a relationship
Everybody got to dress a lot
Put them all on them
Instagram
That's the stupid shit
I got too much national shit man
National girlfriend day
I never heard of it
Every since I've been on Instagram
I've seen National Girlfriend Day this year
I've been on Instagram for like five years
Never saw national girlfriend
I don't know
I just want to be the nigger to drive a seat
When the pretty bitch is taking herself
They don't need to see
shit, but my elbow. With your arm and shit.
You don't never see that shit.
Like, this nigga driving fucking the shit out of her.
My home girl told me she got this one
nigga and he said, you can't put me in Snapchat.
Well, at least put me up my elbow in there.
He asked, can his elbow go in her snap?
I want to know.
How do you know how to put that elbow?
I ought to put that elbow right outside.
I'm like, look.
Go outside of my car.
Like, what the hell?
Oh!
Pass, pass.
Give me a shirt because I feel like I'll be doing it all day.
This is one of those.
stupid ass, when you just, oh, I hate stupid people.
Ooh, if y'all can buy an 85 soft shirt if you hate stupid people.
So you can hit them in their face.
Don't even wet.
Just slap people with it.
Ooh, you just.
This the stupid.
Fly swatter.
Stupid swatter.
Ooh.
Stupid swatter.
Ooh.
You get to come out with a stupid swatter.
Posting motherfuckers on your social media.
That's stupid shit.
Stupid shit.
I wouldn't say, but it can cause issues.
The kids.
Seven.
Like what?
Like the kid's saving
and you're mad
he ain't called you dad
And like that ain't your son
All right
Let me ask y'all
That you ever posted
Who you fucking with
On social media
And your hose get mad
Like why
Damn y'all got your hos
in check
I was just saying
Like
You know you put you
Hey Instagram
I don't know
When you're at somebody
On the post
If you're friends with them
And they go to the post
They see it's you
Because like you
Closer to them
For real
So I added something
Like if you at something
Like if you add somebody, say if I add you, Carlos follow you.
So if he go, it could be Shade Room Ball Alert, some shit like that, 85 South Show.
You at somebody and they follow you, they're going to show what you're saying.
But my comment in the middle, I got caught.
Oh, yeah, I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't, I can't compete.
See, I don't even looking at it in the lights for.
I know my bitch like Jesus, so I added in a new shit.
I get caught by my other bitch, like, oh.
What you're telling the bitch about the album for?
Look, brother, last time you...
I couldn't even lie, Lord.
But look, every time you come home to show,
every time you come on the show,
you just beat and got jammed up.
No, that were two weeks ago.
Oh, okay.
You stayed being jammed up, man.
Like, man, I got to tell the social media,
ain't nothing about the devil.
Nigggy j'd be like, ooh,
I'll be going to add somebody.
And all of a sudden, they...
That's the only thing.
Don't let your notification be on on their phone.
Oh, bitch, you can't do nothing.
You won't like a bit, you can't like shit.
Oh, what you like a little?
I'm like, ah, damn, bitch, how did you know that?
You're all that for some force.
But now, fly too famous for the shit he do.
I was on somebody page.
He shouldn't have been on.
So he'll look in here.
Hit my line.
I'm like, fuck, come on.
You could have sent a message from me,
and I could have told him.
Right, he got four million people watching you.
Nick, make a fake page.
Like, what the fuck?
I'm like, fly dumb as fuck.
That one, I tied my hands with myself.
He on his own.
He don't care
Get your stupid ass
Like the shit said
HML, like we don't know
What the shit meant
Yeah
My boy, you stupid
Fucker boy
Anybody
You're gonna be snitching like hell
On Instagram
That shit is that got worse
That shit had screenshot
Rinn' all over
You can't talk to this bitch
And mine, like
Damn you're looking cute
Just like you was looking cute
When we was on FaceTime
September 23rd
At 9.30 a.m., remember?
Hell, what the fuck this got to do with anything?
And this is the thing.
I hate when people untag you at the photo
and then tag you again so it would come up in your recent time.
I hate when the motherfuckers are saying.
No, this is the worst shit.
The screenshot to FaceTime.
And then they, hey, my nigga hit me today.
Like, motherfucker, who the fuck is you?
You snitch?
And first of all, I was, I did not hit you.
Now, y'all, they got the little asshole.
They can place your picture in there.
Like, your picture is so perfect,
you're perfect, but mine so blear.
Why?
Do they really do that?
They really do that shit?
Yeah.
They really do that shit.
We don't fuck with y'all.
Is y'all snitching?
Okay, Beyonce, okay.
Red Bull.
You can see that.
Come on now.
They was just joking.
What happened?
What happened?
That's how I'm telling me how good the app is.
I had to look.
Yeah, they'll do stupid shit like that.
If y'all want a donut,
brought to you by crispy cream.
You bought that shit in Kris cream.
Oh, Kris cream ain't funny with you.
Hell no.
Damn, as soon as that lick his butt,
that's like,
Steve, that ain't Krispy, please.
Hey, speaking of Steve, hit us back, bro.
Please let them niggins go back, Steve.
I don't know what the fuck went down,
but they don't deserve this.
We don't.
Shit.
Teresa, tell Steve to hit us back, man.
Bro, please.
It's like, anything you can do,
Teresa, anything that you possibly think you can do
for Steve to get us back.
She was doing, Steve.
I don't think it's shit I can do.
She would do it.
To help y'all situation.
Would you kiss his mustache?
You don't understand that we got 275 comments just on them two radios alone.
Niggas roasted them radios for two days straight.
Let me tell you something.
How y'all got to do some of aerobics in that bitch?
They look like the stupidio with a temptation took their first little demo to.
Nick, Marvin Gay and Al Green got the argon in this bitch.
You don't be, you don't sing why I'm motherfucking saying.
This is Motown records.
Got the hookin in this.
Nigger Ralph.
About the youth department.
See, we buy ourselves, Martin.
I want to talk to you about the youth department.
We got to get the youth department.
Martin, like, Jesse, I don't know your youth department.
Martin, you know, specifically what I mean about the youth department, Coretta.
Ding dong, Corretta.
I think you're hating, Jesse.
I think you're just coming pure from hatred.
You were like, well, that nigga Martin said, so that nigga smooth on, did it?
You got pure hatred in your heart.
You got pure hatred in your heart.
Hard, Jesse.
Oh, this thing will want to get political, okay?
Oh, see, listen, Jesse, see, you just really a fuck boy right now.
You're being a real fucky's right now.
You're being real disrespectful to the legend right now.
I think you want to put some respect on my name.
Corrata, get out the car.
See, you don't think it's real, Jesse.
You don't think it's real.
That's my woman.
My woman.
After this, Steve, you're going to let you back for it.
He gotta let us back.
See, you think it's about Corrida,
Corrida, get back in the car.
Back in the car.
Baby, who you gonna listen to?
Get on the hood like the emblem, baby.
Like, Lowe, you're supposed to mentor this thing.
I tried my best.
I tried my best.
He act like Dexter King, them don't be listening to the show.
We ain't gonna be.
Like, what that's exactly what my dad would say.
Look, when we can't get into Martin Luther King Museum.
Museum we ain't gonna be bailout wait a minute huh hold up you look familiar I'm like
look I know you got a youth department now look what somebody it's gonna be
somebody called this called the email or some shit hey y'all come speak to a youth
department don't bring that blunt with you well hey boy we got it get mario was a cool
man he was just tell a nigga just straight off he was a man he was a guy you saw the
Martin Luther King movie.
Yeah, that's all right.
They sell them a shit.
Brough, they had them smoking
Newport's like a motherfucker.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was an old movie, but them was
some new Newportes.
Yeah, most definitely.
I'm fucking with this red bull.
I can't believe they gave us a red bull, man.
Drink your shit, bro.
Don't be ungrateful, even though it's room temperature.
You're talking about ungrateful.
Look, Teresa ain't even got her headphones on.
She don't follow with this shit, man.
She likes skin.
That shit break her face out.
What we're going to tell her mother?
She's Hollywood is hell, man.
It wasn't he the ones that was static?
Don't put them.
No, that worked.
You can hear us for it.
Now, the only is cat fog.
Of course, he got the beat on,
because you put your shit on Proud.
Right, because he had to switch automobile.
Because, I don't know.
And he left the headphones and shit.
So we got these public library headphones.
Because it's the trap house.
That niggas say a public library.
Nigger, this is the public library.
Headphones.
Hell, yeah.
Niggia used to be happy hell in school.
School headphones.
And they give you them headphones with that little metal shit on?
Y'all niggins play organ trail?
That's when you have to drop them.
No, I don't know what the fuck that.
I don't even know what that is.
That was a map game, wasn't it?
What was organ trail?
Oh, hold on.
You ride through the organ.
Yeah, that little black, yeah.
I used to hide that shit.
I'm way older than y'all, nigga.
When I was in school, computers had a goddamn green screen.
That shit looked like the computer at the grocery store.
I remember that, like, the first screen that popped up with green.
We didn't have nothing but less.
Fly didn't go to a good elementary school.
No, we got to understand.
He's not that old, bro.
We got to think about it from the time we was four to like seven.
We still had old shit.
Like floppy this, nigga.
I remember floppy this was all until.
We was in middle school to like the sixth seventh grade.
Yeah.
Then the flag ride, Nick, oh, boy, you got a flag ride, you were smart.
I didn't get a flat ride.
I remember when computers was so big, they had to give you cancer.
I swear them, bitches took up the whole room and shit.
Nick, it was one computer in the school.
Ain't nobody.
Every class don't have no goddamn.
No, it was a computer role.
You remember the flopper disk getting stuck?
We had a computer lab.
If you take out the black thing gone, you gotta get another block disk?
The whole of silver thing.
That she needs to be crazy.
Like, nowadays, teachers take role on the computers.
They need an iPad just to be a school.
Oh, shit.
Man.
Time change, man.
Much love to all the teachers who had to eat that nasty at school lunch.
Yup, because they ain't had nobody to come bring them.
They want to go.
They were fucking.
They were running late.
They had to eat that nasty and school.
She ain't school much.
Ah!
Lo, you don't hit a school teacher for you?
I have hit a school teacher.
Do that make you look different back at your teachers growing up?
Like, man, I know me to cross the little fucking.
No, it made me real.
Did you hit afterwards?
It made me realize that teachers with people, too.
Because that's just some shit you never think about.
So you hit one of your teachers afterwards?
No, not his teacher.
Not one of my teachers, somebody else.
Oh, now, I didn't hit a teacher.
But I'm saying, make you look at teachers different.
Teachers would be smoking, man.
But the crazy shit, though.
She was a good-ass teacher.
She was a good teacher.
Think about it.
If all four of others in the classroom,
look, that bitch smoked weed on crack one.
I'd be that teacher that wouldn't lie to you.
Like, what, shit.
You're fucking up anyway.
You might as well drop out.
I had a real-ass teacher.
I was like, man, you gave me a six-day.
No, I didn't.
You gave yourself a six-day.
I'm like, God damn.
That's right.
You put it that way.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You just want to negotiate that thing.
She didn't have to do me like that.
Shit, you could have put a 70.
Real top.
I used to love a teacher that.
just give you that extra point.
I'm like, look, this is where you're at.
But without my help, this where your ass really.
When they're doing, this is where you're at, you know you're good.
Why?
So she's talking about, now come up to act tomorrow.
You're going to be where you really at.
I'm like, all right, I'm going to be on.
My teacher told me, Jets, be quiet in class.
She'll go ahead and past.
Nigel, my teacher fell me on the last day of school.
It was a project and I really told her class.
I told her class.
I know you.
Listen to me.
I told her class.
The fuck up when she was screaming my name.
She was like, Whetfield!
Her name was Miss.
Miss Taylor.
I used to be like,
Miss Taylor,
I just walked in her.
She couldn't stand your head.
She couldn't stand my ass.
She couldn't wait.
Let me tell you.
She was like,
Whitfield.
A nigga with John and my mom
was so bad.
So I had to say something.
You feel what I'm saying?
Because, you know,
I'm sitting in a class.
It's a project.
You know, I just hit that.
Like, roast in your ass.
Like, roast in your mouth.
I'm like, aye, aye, aye, aye.
You know what I'm saying?
Then I just him for like five minutes strong.
Ah!
He killing your ass over here.
Nigger, I got up and roared up.
that niggins so bad.
My teacher was like, Whitfield.
Whitfield, stop.
I'm like, fuck now.
That nigga back in talking about my mama.
Look, glad, by your mama,
titty big head.
I grabbed two-ass chairs and put them by my chair like that with her titty.
But your mama titty big and fuck.
The whole clad just went crazy.
Niggins, she gave my ass a fifth eight.
I had to take that shit all over,
just for that one day.
Oh, shit.
Five minutes of roasting,
you got caught on you.
Five minutes of roasting in my ass.
You couldn't let that nigger get on your mama.
He was tired ass.
Me, he's talking about my mom ain't had no tea, talking about she sucked dead like that.
I was like, man, this nigga killing my ass.
That shit worse when you, they see your mom, yeah, like.
And they know it that she's, and you know it is the shit right.
How she was like, for your mom ain't got no tea, nigga.
I bet she sucked dead like this.
I was like, man, he's killing my ass, man.
So I had to get his ass.
He mama known for having big-ass teeth.
And I was like, boy, your mama big-teen ass.
And I was like, boy, your mama looked like the ass.
I had too big a head chicken.
I was like, yeah.
And then I had one on fell off.
I was like,
he had a tear the hand, boy.
Man, I told that clan,
oh, what?
Like, no.
But when you talk about my mama,
the shit that I come up with is like,
it'd be like angels.
It's like my ancestors.
Who would ever think a nigga would get roasted
because his mama had big teeth?
You don't, bro.
Listen to me.
The school I went to.
That was so cool.
That was so cool.
That nigga that roasted a nigga mama titties, man.
That's got to be some legendary shit.
Tell him about, man, you'll get roasted so bad.
It'd be 8 o'clock in the morning.
I felt like I was there when you told the story.
I've seen the shit.
I was rooting for you.
I was like getting these shit.
I saw him sitting in the third row.
Bro, I was in the middle of the class.
I called it.
I'm trying to be good and fuck.
Like, you know how your nigga be really bad.
They always say they're like, what would you go do today?
No, I'm trying to be good and fuck.
You're like, nigg, what the fuck?
I'm trying to be good.
They're the only way I can get up back this.
Nigger, man, I'm in the table.
You know, mine in my bed.
They just roast in my hair.
They just, like, hey, why, yo, you want him to call in the need a bit?
I didn't even see it.
I heard it.
I said, oh, what did you say about my mama?
Do it, do it again.
Let me see.
He was like, I was like, oh, I got to go.
It's on it popping.
Fuck this damn.
Fuck this class.
Fuck my future, man.
The reaction.
He got to get this shit.
When he did, then how the Claire's reacting.
Nick, it's like everybody heard.
He was like, yeah.
It's about to go down, no, no, hell no, Winfield, Winfield!
I'm like, fuck you, fuck what you're talking about.
Boy, y'all ain't for to get these shit, buddy, y'all, your daddy, you talk about your daddy got that one arm, you think I ain't know.
Hold up, back up, you know me ugly, man, Lisa Timmy, bro.
I went crazy over like five minutes strong.
It was always...
Damn, you had to defend the family name.
Man, I had to, right.
It was the sound effect.
If he didn't put the sound effect, I would have paid that glad today.
You had to.
All I heard was
Hey, who the podcast for, man?
Do you know?
All the women who suck dick
Just like that.
That thing is stupid.
Hey.
My teeth were too big to do this shit.
Dang.
Let me see.
I'm going to choke.
Try.
That's it.
Try it.
No, I'm good.
Try it out.
That shit wild, man.
I don't get your brace.
The bitch it don't hurt.
Shit, goddamn.
That wouldn't know you're getting money, man.
She came money like a bottle.
You remember we wanted braces back then?
You got your teeth.
You got to be straight.
You remember not?
Boy, you got to have some straight-a-ed teeth.
I always wanted some braces.
Man, my daddy got a good job.
I was in 11 grades.
I'm getting your braces.
Nigger, fuck, dad.
I'm gapped out.
No, this shit over with.
I should have to try that shit in the second grade.
No, some people got gaps in this shit.
Close up.
It just your bad teeth ain't ready to push up.
I don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
Why?
When I get like 60, my shit, going to get straight.
Who's going to give me for?
Niggins ain't gonna recognize you.
They're like, do you have, gal?
Nah, come get dentures about this.
Oh, yeah, they're gonna switch the game up on their ass.
Polly grip on these fucking nits.
With the little gold right on that on the fucking.
Put that screw up in your mouth.
Fix a dent.
Oh, man.
Fix a dent.
We in this bitch.
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Did you see this stupid shit, though, man?
Grabbing by the pussy.
Oh, yeah.
That shit for me.
Where is that at?
Donald Trump.
Can you pull it up?
Hey, man.
Somebody going to make a song.
Grab him by the pussy.
I didn't see it.
That's some webby shit.
I could see what he did say, at least webby ass.
He said, girl, give me that pussy.
He ain't just to say he's going to grab him by the pussy.
They're going to make shirts.
They're going to say grab him by the pussy.
I don't wear one.
Yeah.
So will.
Vote for Trump.
Grab him by the pussy.
No, some real shit.
that there would be a cold-ass shirt.
Y'all, most every.
With a hand.
But you gotta say just playing.
Mm-hmm.
Or blaming on Ambril and put Slut Walk in the bottom of them.
That's what they're gonna use next year for the slogan.
Mm-hmm.
When we do it, it's gonna be like...
It's offensive, if we said it.
Let's wait on them to do it and then we'll get their t-shirt.
Mm-hmm.
You're trying to play foot to see with me here.
I'm telling you.
That's really, that ain't me.
That's low.
Man.
My foot right here.
Yeah.
So y'all, nigg.
No, that was your foot, girl.
No, that's that bullshit.
Tricia, stay with some bullshit.
Take your glasses on your foot back.
Hey, Teresa, stay on some bullshit.
No, man.
Those don't know what they're good.
My feet right here.
They took so long to bring these motherfuckers back.
Twinkling to her.
They bring you some bullshit.
Everybody's shades on and start going to work.
Hey, man.
Hold up, bro.
Your titty show on.
Don't that with my foot.
Teresa, stop playing so goddamn much.
Bro, my feet right here.
You're just bad to her feet up, bro, man.
His feet went all the way over.
Come on, man.
So, Teresa, big, any of my feet.
His feet been up under the color the whole time.
Bro, your feet were right.
Bro, your feet were right.
No, my feet ain't moved.
Hey, Steve.
And she want to be gay so bad, bro.
I ain't do shit.
I ain't do shit.
That's exactly what I'm talking.
Do that red and your work?
Yeah, it do.
Why you got to do a jig of the court?
No, he did.
Stop hating, Teresa.
Get the fuck out of here.
Teresa, you lying trying to break their friendship up.
Putting the whole show in danger, man.
This shit been going so smooth.
Going real smooth.
Now, look.
Well, I scoot it back a little bit like he didn't know.
Who to believe?
No, listen.
No, listen.
He moved his foot because he seen what his foot was.
He seen how his foot was close to her.
Look, how this nigga is away from me.
My leg ain't that goddamn long to kick this look.
Look, look up under him.
I couldn't kick this nigga.
What was your leg?
It was Teresa foot.
She bagged up first.
I saw her.
You just want to be shit.
She wasn't a sneaky motherfucker.
Yeah.
Hit your fucking man.
See, hit you on the ass and say somebody hell did.
This is one of them classic cases of black folks or argue about anything.
That's what my goddamn book.
That was your motherfucker leg.
With your leg, stretch your leg all the way out there.
Nick, that was your foot.
Lowe's turning into a lawyer and everything.
If you see, I'm 5'8, I can't reach the kid.
Demographically is impossible.
Bro, y'all, nigg.
arrest my case they didn't know what she be doing man bro listen that was not that's all part of your
that's all part of her tactical man she's okay that was okay she wanted somebody here she's
don't know who she confused yeah man she confused she confused
disrespect yeah I went on that but when you said that I look like look like
hey he said he said who he already know who who look at you look at you look at
he look at he look at wait he put his bag like so shit oh look like a look like a judge
This seat and shit?
Who is she who's your who's your who?
I don't know.
She's going on something to him about it, but I got a problem.
What's your problem?
We always sit in our life's good partner to chat to go get some pieces.
He'll end up bringing some cheese pizza or some pepper on this shit.
So I told the nigga, hey man, bring us some meat lover.
Man, this nigga, man, he bought me sausage, and he texted me said, bro, I got you your sausage piece of bro.
I did it right, dude.
The man bought me a saucy pizza with pepperona on it and chicken.
He ain't forgot the ham.
Bro, you still doing light skin shit, bro.
All dark skin, nigga don't like chicken on everything, bro.
Come on, man, meat lover, bro.
It's specifically sausage, pepperoni, and ham, my name.
You had the egg, and chicken.
You were like, yeah, let me get, let me put the chicken on that, too.
Yeah, niggins love chicken.
Yeah, nudge chicken.
You heard that feeling, bro, because he thought he went overboard.
Yeah, that's exactly what he said.
That's exactly what he said, we got out of the car.
He said, hey, I got you right.
No, you did.
No, you did.
Now, you're picking the chicken off.
Now, I got to put the chicken in rice.
Now, you feel what I'm going to take the chicken out of the pieces.
Make you some bread on the rice.
Yeah, I got to give me some bent on a hollas.
I didn't hear of crying.
Everyone still pray over and eat it on, chat, but, you know, no chicken.
85 South Show, the podcast for niggas who always fucked the order up.
Yes.
The nigger did not say thank you yet.
He never said thank you.
He's going to leave that pizza on the table when he leave, too.
Fly, I wouldn't eat this shit.
Right.
I'm going to eat like a long-law.
He tried you for real.
I mean, he's like a mom-un-cuh, bro.
I think he's my good impression, but I was in like, you know.
What did she do?
Eight three-fourths of a doughnut.
I said, what did she do?
Hey, Fly, who you know that hooked you over to eat free-ad doughnuts?
Because I know you ain't bound.
He said, I eat three-four-old.
They said pieces all of that motherfuckers.
Got-gall-dunate, free as hell.
Flats sister work at the BP.
Y'all won't take some.
I'm about to throw them away
and you don't want them.
Like, as you could look,
them doughnuts never been hot.
Them doughnuts never was hot.
They straight for them.
Nah, them doughnuts came cold.
Yeah, yeah.
Like them crispy cream donuts and crow greens.
Yeah.
They had to throw out.
They had to throw out.
That's them donut.
These quick trip ad doughnuts.
Bro.
I probably don't everything.
I was in a drive-through, got out the drive-through and went in.
And y'all gonna put respect on the eat doughnut home.
that came for Creep of Cream.
That was up, man.
We're in this day...
Some regular doughnuts.
He put them in the box.
I know.
There's a public doughnut.
Well, you know, public donut be swole.
Don't be no tuning land dough.
Like, damn, them don't they got a two men.
Hey, man.
We're in the trap house, dude.
This is eating good, man.
We got pizza with chicken on.
We got crispy cream, and we got red
red at the bull, the red nation.
We're gonna have diabetes.
And this is the Blue Edition, right?
Blue edition right here.
Yeah, it's the cook.
Really?
Yeah, no.
They appreciate y'all, real, boy.
They put us down, but we're still coming up.
We still, but we, but look, we ain't had this motherfucker ever.
We came into it.
We can smoke any bit, we can eat in it big.
We can eat this shit, just like it is.
On some real shit, we really trap lords.
Real talk.
I ain't mean to say this shit.
Walk in your chopper, take over your trap.
I know.
I know he's watching this shit right now.
He's like, these niggie keep winning.
No, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I can't stop.
I can't stop.
This shit.
They keep winning.
He'll scratch me a head.
He'll scratch me a head.
Got you a little couple of customers.
He'll cut some motherfucker.
I beat that.
That's how he started out.
I beat down.
Come in, come in, come in.
They're still doing it.
They're still doing it.
I guess what I say, don't mean the motherfucker thing.
Who over my Twitter?
Hey?
Who off on my Twitter?
That means somebody.
And he got a girl grab a bottle by the pussy.
Grab up by the pussy.
Grab off the pussy.
and get out the show they're still doing it
y'all still doing it we're in like literally we fuck still
we just do that we want to do anymore much like everybody who got
people who got real guys who watch this shit all this
a truck drive was uh oh oh me watch y'all shit now
niggins stop me at the pile of the motorcress
like how did everybody's they got exfinity airway
oh yeah they got a truck on my dad you know he only put your
nice day you think i'm like every friday man so as i get up it
Like, niggum, what I got there, Friday?
That side of that you were talking about, we were talking about, man.
I didn't think, y'all was that shit.
I was at that point in the morning.
Three people come on.
Come on, man, shit, I got to work all goddamn day.
What's my car is that?
Real talk.
That's what I said.
All right.
That's what's what you're saying.
Let me know.
Bro, I was straight.
I love being the youngest digger in the room, right?
Can you see why, bro?
I love a little my business and brothers.
All right.
Tell him about the movie's working on.
Yeah, I'll just played a pregnant girl.
You play a pregnant.
I'm shocked.
You said you play a pregnant.
It's like a tiara.
What movie?
So she was pregnant.
It's called lurking.
What in the come on?
I don't even know.
I couldn't tell you.
Who you're doing it with?
I couldn't tell you.
I couldn't tell you.
Matter of fact, what's,
Nick, wasn't nobody looking at them little crusts day?
They want a crush.
I felt it.
I could say, fist.
I could say, doing a piece of any kind of way.
Man, don't get fucked.
Chad, you did all this, now he's gonna do the shit like that.
He didn't prayed over the shit in everything.
I told you he was gonna disrespect.
Man, that fly-de-all.
You did that shit, man.
That's a life-skinned bite.
That's so you nibble.
That's a big-ass nibble bite down.
Man, that shit probably came like that.
Who bit that?
The nigga who fly-y-out-all-ed-thru?
Oh, it was stuck together.
They brothers.
Yeah.
That was timing.
Yeah, yeah.
He left his part of his head.
Hey, man.
I got to tell them about the movie, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, my bad, man.
We had a doughnut conflict.
Yeah, it was a, it was, and she wasn't going to eat it.
Yeah, get a little closer.
That's how you get it.
That's how you do it anyway.
Got to get a little closer.
Come on.
I like you know.
This nigga here.
This nigga here.
Nah.
Bro, what the fuck?
Look how she jumped back on.
Bro, I don't know what I'm saying?
Ain't know what I need a goddamn move.
It's love on this side.
Nah, I love them.
Nah, listen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's called Lurking, playing a pregnant girl.
It's like an urban movie, you know, shoot them up, bang, bang.
I got this old fuck-ass baby daddy.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, we're in love.
Nope.
She's so lucky.
You know what I'm?
You damn right.
I don't need one either.
How old are you in $25?
You about your money.
You ain't out in that time?
She bought her money.
We, listen, listen, listen, I ain't got to love.
You want the real niggas, I know.
You want the real niggas, I know.
say whatever the fuck you know anybody nothing that thing you don't give a fuck
high come out no red nigga or not that the rubber oh we're like man this ain't
man let me see what this man the nigger voice you can't get mad at because it ain't like
the nigginsid you oh god damn it you know that niggins that pussy you know that's
how he could just say like he really asking a question like teresa don't take him serious
right he ain't have to take a pan and bee pen he's like man you be tripping you know what
Hey, to all the niggas that ever smashed Theresa and you pulled out, you're a weak-ass
niggins.
A real-nick, a real nigga know the consequences, you be like, you know what, man?
Child is worth it.
Fuck it.
She said school and some bullshit.
Oh, this big got a child.
All of what she got, she gonna make it.
Fuck that.
Well, actually, y'all, I've been celibant for a year, so let's just, let's say that.
Whoa, whoa.
They shut up, push it down like club cushion.
No, what you mean?
Not listening, it's been a year.
It's on, uh, I just want to take you out.
Vigina's on standby.
Teresa's pussy coming soon, summer 2018.
Oh, yeah.
Mixed.
October 7th, May the year.
How long are you trying to go?
Huh?
How long you're trying to go?
Yeah, that thing here, huh?
I told y'all, y'all, y'all see that connection going on, man.
Congratulations, Teresa.
Ain't nobody else, ain't nobody else going to show you love for this shit,
but we're going to show you love for this shit.
I know, nobody's excited for me.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
They be excited.
But don't be excited.
It ain't lame.
Because I'm saying, niggas dying every day.
Nah, real shit.
Well, she take that pussy off the street.
They made a nigga give up hoax.
Yeah, it might be a nigga who want to fuck you so bad,
and he just heard you celebrate.
The nigga like, man, fuck this shit.
I ain't got shit to lose.
Grab her by the pussy.
Grab her by the pussy.
Niggas will start grabbing you by the pussy in the club.
Don't advocate that.
I don't want it to happen, but they would do it.
If you judge Teresa, your Metro,
go shoot.
Don't fucking touch Teresa.
She's from the east side.
She got 17 uncles.
Telling Teresa to get off when you're about to come and she's right hand.
It's like that ass off and you see the titty she got.
The motherfucker like, boom.
Like her teeth don't look like they go up and down.
They'd be like, boom, boom, boom.
You've been like, oh, oh.
And you be about the neck, you're like, man.
You got to say clothes on.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
Let go.
Let go.
Yo, it's sitting down now now.
I don't know why I think after you met you're like fuck that shit like oh
we're riding now we're in this bitch we in this bitch I fought my condom
man now I'm about get so damn can't remember fall asleep did
hey nigger call it home boy quick man I don't fuck around and got teresa
brick how you know because I did it on purpose just did it five minutes
I don't even know yet.
Bro, I don't know what I'm my big mama tripping all right.
Who?
Teresa.
Trey.
Nigger ready to brain.
You're a nigger walking in?
She might be pregnant.
You know.
Like, when, bro?
Like, man, I just nether in that time.
Yeah.
Be wanting you to feel sorry for her.
Like, she, what the hell are you at, bro?
You be like, you ain't worried.
Nigger started asking, we're in National Bay Day.
We ain't asked the boyfriend day, bro.
Man, how many months is this?
Shit, about four hours.
I'm fresh up out that month
it got to be a little boy
because I fell asleep
on everything
the birthday
gonna be around like nine month
from now
yeah
yeah
I'm like nigga
of course
nigga
nigg
y'all
yeah
but nigga dude
dude
yeah
yeah the seventh
was
so it's
like is it easy
for you know
yeah it's easy
it's real easy
some ladies
want to know the trick
some ladies want to know the trick
you said what
no
she'll be giving you a gay ad grind
She thought like, oh, when you hear that shit.
So, Theresa, you celebrate it across the board?
No, across the board.
Across the board.
No, no, across the board.
What's the trick?
Hey, look, she were ready.
I'm trying to figure it out.
How you do it?
What you mean?
You just say no.
How do you do it?
First, I don't put myself in situations.
And number one, I ain't got time.
Like, I hang with too many niggas.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, it ain't worth it.
Like, it ain't worth it, like, for what?
You know what?
Stop hanging out, you best friend of his name.
Look, for real, like, you know what I mean?
I got a, they're on top of that.
You know, I got an active-ass daddy.
I ain't never been, you know what I mean?
I got a father.
Much love to all the girls who got fathers in their life.
Could y'all take y' ass home so we can find these holes?
Thank you.
But you went selling a bit.
Sarisa, you've been fucking.
He said, hold on.
You had this long-ass look.
No, but listen, okay, look.
And then I never been the type of person that's just, like, been like, oh, I just need something.
Like, nah, that ain't never.
bit me you know what if you're in a relationship yeah then that's what it is you know
I'm saying but at the end of the day the motherfuckers get haunted that's exactly what they say
oh I did I don't feel I don't think of you I don't need this shit really right this shit
I'm blue me and we got damn stop I promise you a nigga the whole energy just went down
like I promise you when a nigga get out get ready he will want to fuck something before he
jacked off he was like I got to get some pussy man but if that don't work
Yeah, with a little snake.
Because it's a nigger man hanging on to you
that probably think they're close to fucking to their head.
He don't even know.
He's like, for real?
That's why he tells you, like, for real?
So you're doing that lame shit?
No, that word.
You ain't got, you know what I'm coming from.
Don't worry about it, Sean.
I leave you alone.
I see what I'm fucking.
I get the message.
Yeah, what's wrong time wrong?
No, that's cool.
That your birthday gift, I took that shit back,
you know?
No, you've been wasting my mother fucking child.
That's right.
Niggins broke the whole motherfucking down.
That stupid shit, silly.
Stupid ass.
Wasting my motherfucking time.
Nah, I let a nigga know before he come in the game.
I ain't gonna, you know what I'm saying?
Don't do it like that.
Niggins don't play your game all right.
No, I let a nigga, I'm like, look, this is what it is.
It's real, though, that real.
You know what I'm gonna get a nigga up?
True moot chocolate milk.
And they say fucking.
That's most of me.
But niggas who ain't gonna never get that pussy.
I still a fuck.
That shit crazy.
In the fine print, nigga, you're not hending until I appreciate your honesty, Teresa.
I wish it was more ladies.
No, we love honesty.
Yeah, bring that honesty back into the game.
But at this point of time, how you know that's shit you're talking about?
Always.
That's like a car sitting in the garage.
You're like, yeah, that's the motherfucker to run.
You're like you crank it up?
No.
Nah, no, it's like a, you know.
Hey, man, don't pick on, don't pick on Teresa.
You want to know, he knows what I said, listen, but he always do it in shit.
I was saying, like, how you know it'd be good if you ain't using the motherfucker?
He always, he always, how you know, how you know,
You're a shooter and you ain't shot all yeah.
Like, man, I'll kill something.
He ain't got an altercation all you.
You don't know what they'll do?
It's a different game.
Okay, you don't use your gun before.
You know what I'm saying?
He ain't going to get me.
I cannot.
I've been trying to help this.
I'm saying, though.
Like, how you know your shit?
The spot plug out of that more.
Don't worry about it.
He ain't crunk that motherfucker up yet.
Don't even if he's going to add that she says something else.
I'm like, man, he's going to get mad.
Don't worry about it, nigga.
Don't worry about it, nigga.
And then he's going to be awkward in this motherfuckeryl.
Oh, why don't Teresa is a real one?
She's going to let you know that that motherfucker needs.
He got all her sparks plos.
He got all this.
What the fuck, man.
Get what?
She must have no one bad spark plug.
Fuck the whole thing up.
Like, who the first nigga gonna find out, though, fly?
He's going to be like a little-ha-niggin' like.
He's big, we got a little head.
Him?
Him?
This nigga?
He's going to call to him.
I just want to invest in your career.
He can't even, he put his whole body.
flat on the baby way if he's tried to invest in your
nah no no no
niggia he got no neck
he got to eat it
it only it ain't gonna be nobody
you can't mix business and pleasure
you can't do that you can't do that
oh man I want to help you
oh oh oh the show you thought you had
Saturday oh that she counts
until other one
what the fuck going on right
I was just playing she didn't use it any year
bro up in the future she ain't using in a year
like
365 days.
Leap year?
That's good.
That's on this day's a night.
No, one thing about it, that's great.
In Atlanta?
But I want to know, do she know, like, bro, real talk.
If you ain't fucking like six years, I mean, like six months,
and all of a sudden you get some pussy, you're going to be like,
you know what I get the first one, I hope I'll get my fucking right.
You know what I'm saying?
He's ready.
I know I'm ready.
But shit, I don't know.
He might not be ready, but I'm ready.
Nah.
Shit, you don't know.
It's been six months.
I don't know.
I don't know shit I don't even want to imagine what that's like that's six months six months
if you don't fuck nothing in six months hell not myself will be so low don't nobody want to
fuck me it's been goddamn 481 day nigger that's more than a year man I ain't seen no tennie
481 day right that's more than six months yeah if you can go six months it's gonna be a year
because once the first six months when motherfuckers realized you don't move up and there ain't
Oh, you want to fuck, why you ain't no use that fucking.
It's not hard, bro.
It's, oh, man.
Hey, dick ain't pussy.
You take dick off the market for six months, you might not never fuck again.
Yeah.
You can buy you a pussy.
When you fuck again, you're nothing.
A's up.
Yeah.
You're going to have a bad story on the city.
It don't even matter, man.
You didn't need to get.
You're pussy, though.
Man, it's too many fat.
Unless you just locked up, I understand that.
But if you're out on the street and pussy just like, phew, phew, phew.
I'm talking about me.
Like you're taking a hell, like, I had a big one.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow, who.
Let it rain out.
Fly, they get you coming as you.
You ain't know he had.
The bus is so good, you start singing.
What?
He'd be like, dang, this was sleeping good.
I don't know why I've been letting you ride the little motorcycles in the grocery store.
But damn, Ralph Fly.
She's handicapped.
She's a little bit.
No, you're not see no big one that got to ride that motherfucker.
They know they can't walk around the wall of them.
You fucking knew?
They're not walking around no Walmart and they got that.
You don't fuck one of them?
Damn, fly.
This man.
Man, hey.
He's self-esteem.
Lord hell, bro.
I don't know what he been going to.
He didn't have to be walking with him.
You could be walking with him.
You're going to bed and about to go long.
You're like, man.
I hope you don't know what that bitch.
I ain't coming to get no model.
Hey, man, we got to get you some help.
Man, you got to talk to somebody.
Man, I don't say you fly a call a lady, Auntie, and still say...
Squeeze her titty.
No, you don't know.
I know what to do with that pussy.
I was like, wait a minute, man.
You called an Auntie.
You know she.
This is the most disgusting nigga ever.
He know what?
All right, Auntie, I'll fuck you up.
And you're a dead-ass serious.
It was like no L-O-L, none of them emojis to you.
Hey, let them eyebrows raised on that.
Hey, LT.
Hey, look at my eyebrows.
Why are what it is?
I don't do with the bush.
Yeah.
When you tell me that, I just look at him like, my bad-ass nephew.
You get what?
What he said to that last?
Look at Teresa.
What he said to that thing?
Oh, man.
Y'all is stupid, bro.
Hey, man.
This podcast is for them fine.
All of them.
He said, hey, Auntie.
You do that pussy.
And he was like, what he said.
You knew she were older to you, yes.
Bro, this is a crazy episode.
We found out Teresa is selling it.
For all year.
Man, start repeating that shit.
I'm telling you, this niggas right now slam and shit.
They turn this shit off.
What?
They don't want to hear this shit.
Next.
This shit ain't for me.
Next.
You know how this podcast is for you.
It ain't for me.
Hey.
Hey.
The next time she said, you're going to be getting number ahead.
Nah.
What's up, Gerald?
Bro, I'm telling you.
Yo, VIP, status is definitely in the stopping club.
Because every time she's going to go out, she's VIP, no.
No more ho.
I'm like, what's up, Teresa?
She was like, drank her shit.
It's always.
But now she's going to be with me.
See?
On the flag.
Regular IP.
See, you should have been fucking.
Could have got both fucking in the VIP, come on, man.
Because this is a nigger right now.
Like, wow, I think Teresa's going to end her giving me their pussy soon.
I can see.
She keeps me on my neck.
You're the type of a knee.
You're the type of girl kissing a nigga on the neck, give him so much ho.
and you're like, I gotta go.
You're like, all right, all right, I'll let you leave this time.
And that time, I'm fucking.
Oh, my gosh.
Because it's so true.
Your motherfucker's crazy, man.
I'm going to stop hanging out with you.
I can't deal.
I got to get some better friends.
Fly, you got one VIP band.
It's Teresa and a thawad-ass bitch.
Thott-ass-a-bick.
Come on.
She's going to let me fuck in the club.
Then I'm going to get Teresa the band.
I'm going to let her go back out there.
I'm going to get Teresa the band like shit.
Man, you're trying to look at one leave it.
I'm good already.
We're about to dip anyway.
The shit is fun watching her do a job.
You know what I'm saying?
Niggas over there, pile, and I'm like, ah, you don't know he ain't going to hit that time right now.
That can't bake you back, man.
Get all that free-haired drink.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
And chicken.
Teresa, good luck, man.
Good luck, man. You're out here doing it.
Bro, y'all niggas is funny.
Keep doing your motherfucking thing.
Hey, the moment, listen, the moment she's due for,
she's going to come out of the office looking like,
she's going to be like,
because a nigga and ain't going to play with that piss.
I did it. I did.
I did what?
I sucked this thing.
What's wrong?
Take me home.
She'd be drinking, too, so that liver don't work.
Oh, like, yes, a wig of your list, like, take me home.
You were like, I told him that dick is do so crazy, now.
She's been practicing.
Hey, man, the views and opinions of V.C. on fly or the views of V.C.
No.
It's retarded.
He letting me know, look, it's on him.
That's funny.
What you go do with this, baby?
I'm not going to do this, man.
I'm not going to do with him.
Look.
And niggas look at Lowe's like, you know, Bill.
Like, look, I'm over looking at it.
I'd be trying to tell this nigga all the flash stop no he can't he don't know how we just have to delete this
when I see the shit in my photo I got to tell somebody like great story look she finally did it y'all
sometimes we just had to delete this shit we can't even keep it on file can't even keep it on file
man what that shit is on file floppy dis she got to be told well I got to roll another
yeah he over here looking at he's looking he's like
That's the man you want to be with.
Hey, man he'll wait.
Hey, Chad, he'll wait 20 years.
Hey, Chad, selling it too.
I didn't live in that.
Chad, cool with it.
Chad, wait.
Chad don't want no pussy.
Hey, Chad, if you don't hate it on another nigga to get the bush.
That's what D.C. want to do, not me.
Chad to turn around in the bed.
Y'all be butt to butt.
I'm like, you ain't going to cut him.
No, I don't want to give you the bad and interpretation.
Chad make the space in the bin, bray.
Oh, bitch.
You're moving too fake in the bed.
Jockey fans everything on.
Chad, to take the bed, I had to get a bunk bed in there.
You can get on top, I get on bottom.
Like the fuck?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, Chad would be the person.
It'd be his house, but he'll sleep on the couch.
They got a bad ass back.
Oh, honey.
Early in the morning.
He ain't even going to try to suck your titty unless it's his birthday.
Oh.
Man, bro.
Fly.
Oh.
He ain't even going to get a draw at the draw draw.
I'm like, no, I'm not going to get your panty at the draw.
He's seen Theresa walk out with that 100.
Oh.
What are you doing?
Put your closer.
I ain't beaten that.
Oh, Teresa.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Your boobies are showing.
Say, I had done another three times.
Oh.
That thing is stupid.
She knows she'd be doing.
She'll walk right by her with a draught on this shit.
Mike do a little strip of a damn one to.
See, they're how you get her.
You got a friend's on her before she friends on you.
Hey, drop the game on them, bro.
What you do with her?
I just came over here to cheer you got down right.
Put that man in.
You're about to make her play man.
The whole game.
The whole game.
Hey, put that man in.
And I'm darling her head.
Put on YouTube.
Yeah, me and my partner told that answer, 890, yeah.
Oh, man, can he throw a head on a man?
Hey man, hit on a deal, fellas, we all read that shit.
Y'all gonna fuck around and start a movement.
Me, you're gonna be asking for everything bustling plus.
Hey, come on, Pip, what you wanna do?
Shit, I wanna play man, fucking.
Hey, you got that 2K 17.
I got that 2K 17 then.
I picked the Starry to you.
I picked the sariatee, ugly, and I get you five point.
You ain't a nigga's stupid.
You don't want no pussy.
You don't want none.
Hey, come on this bit with some pants on with three pals of draw.
Hey, I hope you ain't sleeping because we're about to kick it.
Hey, we're going to go to a barbecue.
Everything ain't going to be outside.
Yeah, we're going to go to a barbecue.
I'm going to look at the auction right quick.
If my motherfucker take you to an auction, you're going to fuck with you.
Hey, we feel like to go to the auction right.
But I wouldn't mind somebody put me in a friend.
I don't buy a whole bunch.
You're going to see that nigga buy a whole bunch of cars.
Y'all.
Y'all.
Like, hey, I'm going to get there right here.
Y'all.
Niggins started hitting her with her excuses.
About 2.40.
What you're about to do?
Because I'm about to go to bed.
You can stay on this couch if you want to, but uh...
You can go in there and close in dope.
Y'all, y'all come in here.
Y'all.
She'd be in that bitch in the ball of tears.
You can hit that bitch.
Hey, this thing's up closed a dope.
Hey, I'm a dog.
holly at you in the morning and see a note up on the door you know my house is your
house they're gonna cover in the closet make you a palette they'll do some goof-ass
shit text in the morning good spending time with you last night with the smiley face
and he's still in there yeah yeah hey man you got to call that home way like me and
Teresa grew but she keep trying to fuck flip the game on her motherfucking name
yeah yeah crazy niggins niggins be thinking she throw
First then fuck, man, I don't want to go around to Rich she at like that.
But she don't try to fuck.
Man, she's going to want to hit something.
She's going to want to fuck you, bro.
Don't bring no corner.
I'm thinking they're going to get some food and shit out of the bed.
He's trying to fuck.
I come back on the dress, I see a rub.
I'm like, what the fuck?
What kind of wrong?
What kind of party you thought this was?
I ain't with that shit.
Hey, man, I just had to flat out tell Teresa, we are friends.
Don't you ever try me like this.
She didn't even know she left her phone on I read a message
Thomas I think it's this time they might be the night
What night she think is
That shit almost got her kick the fuck out
For real
Disrespect, man
Didn't she hit all the lotion bro
Don't never try me like fellas stop letting me girl
Fuck on y'all
Be a strong man
Say no, no means no
Don't get a fuck how fine they're in here, fuck him
Hey man don't do nothing you're on
want to do, man. All they want you to do
is eat positive for 33 minutes and go
home. They're selfish, man.
Make them work for it.
Rape can't go both ways.
So, Teresa, you ain't got no head or nothing.
Like no head? You don't need no way.
Hey, because you got to ask that,
they'll get the head and know them fuck.
But if you, if you get in head,
then that's not being selling it.
Okay, now what if I think about like that?
Are you letting girls touch them?
No. How you just didn't
made a whole lesbian?
He did. He always trying to make me
because you're not doing that. They got to be the other.
No, it don't.
You can get with this.
Or you can get with that.
Or you can get with this or you can get with that.
You might have be hitting this.
We're definitely hitting that.
If you're not hitting this, this is what it's at.
Give me some head.
Coochoochoochie number nine.
She ain't fucking, but she's lying.
If she'd give me some of that coochie cat, bring it back, bring it back, bring it up.
Oh, coochie good.
Got it in the hood.
I said I couldn't have none, but I thought I could.
Ask for some more.
Y'all.
Said my name was a loz.
Yeah.
Coochie headball, head din, and had a fro.
Hey, hey.
Last time that I seen it.
Yeah.
Hey, Teresa don't want to clean this.
Hey, hey.
She cute, but she ain't that cute.
Oh, what?
Where the hoes who want the dick flu.
Hey, holly want the dick flu.
Hold up.
Where the holly want the dick flu.
Hey.
Where the holly want the dick flu.
That's how the dick flu.
That's not the dick flu.
Ow.
The bed's got the dead flu.
The biz got the dead flu.
The bitch's got the dick flu.
Jane Brown on that bitch.
Good-ta!
That bitch got the dick-blue.
A dick-ta!
The Loss were flooring, though.
You're floated on that one man.
I know, I was like that nigga getting it.
I'd be saying some shit, something I'm saying.
When I got some shit to say.
You got to watch this nigger, man.
What a Michael said made a song about the dick flu?
Hey, hit it with.
That shit to be funny.
Hit it with the Mike Jackson.
Oh, you're beautiful.
But I know you need some dineas.
because I gave you the dick flu.
You coughing, but I know it means love
from the skies above.
You can die from this, from this and this.
This dick flu.
You told him to do that here, right.
You're blaming this.
Loz, you told him.
He tried to roll the blood fast.
He's like, oh, this nigga, keep going.
So I got to get how in that one.
This nigga went to go crazy.
Oh, nigger.
That shit got my head hurting.
Loz instigated and boost him up then getting the fuck out the way.
I don't know why he do the shit.
He didn't start a road session and skate back with you.
He was like, I can't do nothing about it.
He beat texting.
He stayed Harvey and you got served.
Now put the money in the hat.
And we're going to start this thing right.
The money in the hat.
Oh, man.
Do this for a little saint.
Bro, we got hits on the 85 South show, man.
Titties in the building and went platinum.
Yes.
We got the country zone.
Your name is not your name.
Oh, man.
We out this.
They don't understand, man.
They do not get it.
They seem to have forgotten.
You know what I'm saying?
Your password, your girlfriend name?
Hell yeah.
Oh, that's a whole Southam.
I didn't say, no.
I was going to read some shit, but these computers been locked for us.
I'm Ted.
We don't know y'all word.
Chad padword.
Chad.
Pad word.
I did do nothing.
Chas' bad words is no pussy.
Apology, expected.
That's what he did.
Mr. Nice guy, 106.
Ah, that's funny.
Chas still be on chat line.
Who the podcast for, man?
He still be on.
We'll be able to chat line.
Hey, oh, in chat live.
What's on, y'all?
Oh, check this out.
We got some YouTube comments.
Niggas, sir, Wesley, said,
hey, y'all know, KD?
Well, his brother cousin on his dad's side,
best friend that went to high school with me.
fuck with the podcast i just wanted y'all to know people watch it man who that is sir willie
yeah so wesley yeah oh okay he said Carlos looks like he drive a dars charger and be sleeping in
that bitch i drive a challenger you punk motherfucker fuck wrong with this nigga man i'm just
like a charger ass nigga man tell me that's who the podcast for Elliot nest this podcast is for
this podcast is for niggas but still don't know what the fuck a hashtag is that's exactly
who we come to the studio
from ever got that.
And that nigga wrote that out.
Like, that shit.
He meant that because that's one of his partners.
He really talking about his partner.
Like, this nigga used hashtag.
He sneaked this in their partner.
That nigga thought it was a new hash brown.
Boy, you tried that new hashtag?
Oh, dumb-ass-haired nigga.
The YouTube comments be funnest hell.
Like, at buddy, it's a D.C.
Stay your ass here, boy.
Y'all better.
As a dynamic dude of,
you need to proof read
before you got them sending that shit out.
y'all better ask a dynamic do no funny as fuck separately but funny as shit together man that shit
so confusing the nigger really meant I gave up bring stay here y'all niggas is a dynamic duo
stay together yeah that's exactly what he wants to say right like y'all funny as fuck separately in case
y'all separate yeah that's what he said let me explain something for people who don't know
these niggas act like every time the camera grow off we get the arguing these niggins say fuck
That thing has shit to do.
Yeah.
We do this shit.
He's like, look, I know y'all need some time to do it together.
But he thinks y'all beefing this shit.
The time when you're together.
You got to do it in the youth.
It's clack.
You got to do it in the youth department when you're together.
I don't know why he eats.
When you're together.
But this podcast right here.
It's for who, Carlos Milla.
It's for the police officers that don't trip about them roaches in the ashtray.
Most definitely, man.
Hell yeah.
And this nigger name is just like I.
said hope what that's me said this podcast is for the black principal that stay
wearing gators to school he said what he said ho that niggins is just like
I said oh this podcast is for life skinned females that actually tags back
just like I said ho oh that should be like a true like I say who
too like I see who like I see who like like I take back just like I said oh just like I said
Hey, just like I see ho.
Che, hey, just like I said, oh.
Them little beautiful males that prop that ass up on the bathroom sink.
Hey, to make it look like they got ass.
Just, hey, just like I said, ho.
Hey, just like I see ho.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I like what you're going with.
Yeah.
That's served of food.
I like who you going with you.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, just like I see ho.
Keep up in their motherfucking kid, just like I shit, ho.
Yeah.
Hey.
This podcast's for the ugly bitches.
They gotta pull a titty out to get up in the club.
Hey.
Y.
This is for the niggas who can't handle liquor.
Okay, what else?
Then blame it on the food, then they get thorn up.
Hey, yeah, yeah.
We got from 20 K-Ks subscribers on YouTube.
Hey.
Check like I said, ho.
Shit like I said, ho.
Just like I said, oh.
I'm outside.
take my host or we can't get some pap eyes
you know we got to get that
fide all the box
I don't fuck with a host who got that fired
out of a box because I'm nasty
I had this white girl named
Ashley every time I took
her out she was wretched she wasn't classy
she had the weed
and everything
tattooed that she had
bitch looked like a coochie man
got quit fucking wretches
had me a white bitch
day hoodie black
dick she thought the sike say nigger around me i'm like hold up bitch what i punch your
ass this ain't that type of part the coochie good but i still punch your ass
motherfucker motherfucker they fuck they fuck i don't really give a fuck though to be honest i don't really
give a fuck though but i hit you in your throat like on somebody dick hole eh yeah yeah just like i
see oh hey yeah we need to make that a whole second real talk just like i said oh
you didn't hear the violence he said he's a violent nigger what don't you get it
I said you were gonna play your post.
Man, no, we ain't cool like that just because we fuck.
You can't say the end word, right?
I can't do it.
I'm gonna fuck.
I start the ride in the middle.
She was running in.
She was like, ooh, nigga.
I said, oh.
Hey, hey.
Fly.
You were fucking that pussy.
I was fucking up.
Yeah, I'm like, hey, hey, hey.
Man, we gotta wrap this shit.
Give us shout out to our sponsors, man.
We ain't cool like that.
Hey, hey.
You're still talking to the imaginary.
Yeah, I'm tired.
I'm like, tie up.
Yeah.
I'm tied up.
Hey, man.
I told that bit tight up.
I don't want to talk about that, but
Do you put a shout out to our sponsors?
Man, shout out to, uh,
Red Bill.
What did they do?
They give you wings.
Well, they don't,
if we see the can,
they really have wings,
but they get you wing,
man, you'll be high as a kite,
not high, but geeked up.
I think they want it up.
What's the words?
High energy.
Energy.
Yeah, energized, man.
Red bull.
I got the commercial.
Red bull.
What?
She's good as fuck with some Hennessy and.
Hey.
Niggas, no.
Red Bull, good with a mile, anybody go fuck a bitch.
Red Bull, for the strippers who didn't get no nap today.
That's what they're doing in the hood.
I mean, I know it won't go so well, but you want me to be honest.
Red Bull for Chad.
So you won't think about Steve.
Chad, check your head, quick a hell.
Hell no, that shit ain't going to go.
Whoa, whoa.
Red bull.
Nigga, the shit get you motherfucking energy,
y'all know what the fuck going on.
We love a red bull, fuck you mean.
We sip this shit and we run from the Popo's.
We were like, oh, shit, they go to the police.
Shit.
Soon the nigga open the door, me.
Come on.
Go.
But, bro.
I just thought about something.
Y'all niggas.
It said vitalize his body and mind.
Talk to him for a minute.
What that mean?
That shit, that's so deep.
I don't even want to explain.
But see, I feel like you called a wave when you read that.
Yeah, I just wanted to cheek in.
Damn.
It was vitalized.
It was vitalized.
It's all this many vitamins.
But I don't say vitamin.
Bro, I'm gonna put this shit on my Facebook statel I bet I get about 500 likes.
You gotta think I'm on some other shit.
He said, I'm just trying to vitalize body and mind.
I said, I'm just trying to vitalize my body and mind.
Bruh.
Oh, nah, you're growing nub.
If you hit him with the vitalize, I bet you get three, hey, big head tech.
Because you're a real name.
You deserve it.
You deserve it.
You're trying to vitalize my body in mind.
Red Bull, it's the niggins who fucking with females who ain't let him hit yet, and it's been over three months.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
All those niggas be drinking, this shit.
Right, bro, when ain't you been drinking red pool?
Put the trash shoes on, baby.
Motherfucking, be drinking.
Hey, a nigga in the gym right now.
He got to get his mind off that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to my niggas.
That's cool, man.
She's cocky, too.
I much love to all the respect for hoes who don't be arguing with the main bitch in the comment section.
Man, 100, man.
Salutes a dog.
Y'all bitch.
Y'all some real.
I love y'all bitches.
Man, show them to this.
I love these bitches, too.
I'm talking about the sidehold.
I'm talking about the side-line hose.
Like, I hate when you hear that they friend call them a bitch,
but the moment you call them a bitch is always, they be like, bitch.
Y'all can't do what we can do.
It's like that, but soon as I be like, hey, baby, man, bitch, I know you hit me, what?
You be like, man, they're bad tripping, man.
Y'all can't do it.
I do that shit in a cool way.
Yeah.
How you doing?
I was like, man.
Bitch is funny in for.
Real time.
Like if your girls say so fucking, you're like, man, they're being crazy.
Oh, she's true?
Like, what you just said?
I tried it with my homework.
I feel like, what you got going on?
You're chill with my little bitch.
That's why he got.
She got no hold.
She let her head.
She let her ride.
You need to see it cover.
Your own family, you laugh.
I don't like, I'm in my girl.
You're like, man.
You fall on a fella, you laugh.
You're like, man, I was just chill on my little bitch.
You're glad to sleep down.
You're like, bro, for real.
You ain't gonna do it like that, bro.
Hey, bro.
You can you sit down about a guest.
Hey, bro, I'm gonna call you back, bro.
Like, man, you be tripping.
Oh, nigger.
I ain't need me, like, oh, man, you're my bed, though.
For real?
I'm like, oh, for real.
You retarded, my nigga.
So, Fly, what you do when you stop the car?
You gotta stop the car, get out a real fan.
Like, they're doing all that entrance shit.
My motherfuck fucking glassy, man.
I hope you hungry.
I hope you got money.
I'm gonna get me some to eat.
Oh.
Hey, you fucking retort.
Then you're getting the car scene and eating in there,
you're like.
Hey, they bitch, hey.
Well, I love that nigger stories, man.
Listen.
Now, you gotta wait on this hoax.
She don't want to pick up the phone.
You can't leave me.
Oh, this is a little word bitch, man.
Bull shit.
Wonder why I'm out here fucking a new ho.
No, God, that's one in a while.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, the ladies is a truck.
When I first met, he was telling me a story.
The whole time, I'm like, man, this nigga lying.
But the nigga was dead-ass for real.
His own boy came up and vouched this story.
He was like, boy, you were crazy, fuck what you did.
there in the hood.
I'm like, I hope that
he ain't talking about your son.
Hey.
Nika, you did with shooting the chop.
I'm like, oh, shit.
But anytime that nigga
tell me some shit, I'd just be like,
damn, bro.
You're a wild nigg.
But that's who this podcast is for.
This podcast is for niggas who trapping out
the Crown Vic with the police lights
and the tent it wins are still on that bitch.
That's hard.
That's our core audience.
That's hard.
Like, nigs be.
ignoring this shit below the percent they like man fuck them vote they shit below
percent they'd be scared the fuck out of a nigga when they got down i'm glad they switched
over yeah yeah what nigger changed a whole driving method what when you see that car
come behind oh yeah but they follow in you just because they license fucked up
mm-hmm i don't fuck with them type of like i remember one time i would i ran on molly the king
you know sometimes they do little certain shit for you to move and then they pull your ass out
Like, they kept running up high and fold, like,
and they see you don't hit the brace or do no crazy shit.
They'll go around and you and do the neck call like that.
I'm like, what the fuck of these, they need playing duck, duck goose?
Like, yeah, I'm talking about they did.
Every car like that, I'm like, y'all niggas, like, shit crazy, man.
Y'all be careful and shit.
Yeah, they'll be careful, man.
Make sure you ride safe, man.
Hey, man, stay at home as much as you can.
Yeah, shout out to Ben and Jerry's for saluting.
Black Lives Matter and shit.
I appreciate that.
They got the new flavor.
Ben and Jerry.
Ice cream.
What's the,
where is it?
Oh, yeah.
Most different.
Fuck Mayfield.
I'm Ben Jerry.
Guess what the new flavor called?
What is called?
Empowerment.
I ain't gonna,
I ain't gonna take that flavor,
but I'm gonna go out of the strawberry.
What would your flavor be?
I fought with strawberry all day.
I love it chocolate.
And hey, they be, they shit real complicated.
If they really want to target the black market,
they got to make their shit simple,
just strawberry.
Chocolate, don't try to trick me, name.
But if they come out with the Hennessy Wings and Preylings, I'm fucking with it.
I got to try.
I got to see what they told me.
I got to see what it is.
If they give me some of that, they snatch your pussy.
Grab them about a pussy.
They get something to grab it about a pussy.
I got to get that.
Damn, man.
He really said that shit.
That is offensive.
You can't be out here grabbing nobody pussy.
Pray, Pop, I want to know how he grabbed it.
Like, did he grab it underhand?
Like, ah, come out, give me grab that.
Bro.
They ought to do that shit.
They know what to say and how to get out there.
They ought to do.
I want all them ladies who got their pussy crab.
He doesn't been, he doesn't been calling a lot of shit before.
To come out like they did Bill Cos.
It's probably a whole bunch of women who got their pussy grabbed just for being nice.
Los going to have some sexual harassment cases.
He's not how to get up.
I'm trying to show you how to avoid them.
I didn't grab that pussy.
Don't touch nobody person unless she wants you to touch it.
I don't touch the pussy until she touched it first.
That's my rule.
You want me to do what you touch.
Okay, now we got both consent.
It's like a mutual agreement.
See, he knows because he knows it's like evidence.
Right.
She touched it.
And both of their ass to go.
Do you see every day you turn the TV on this,
a nigga getting jammed up?
Y'all niggas too anxious.
Let her take the panties off.
Yes, but.
Yeah, just because, hey.
That's one thing I'm not with.
And ladies, if you want a man to take it, if you want a man to take it,
say it.
You like, take it.
What the fuck you wrong with this thing?
You talk to her, man.
I don't know.
No.
No, no, no.
Delete that one.
I ain't no delete it.
We're talking about real sexual, like, four-play type shit.
You got bitches who like it, like, they want you to take that clothes out.
Tell me to take it.
Then I'm going to take it.
But all that, I'm not taking it.
Hey, man, fuck what I was talking about, bro.
We're going to get kicked out for the internet, man.
I guess pussy.
So it's all type of pussy out there.
Let me tell you something.
You got pussy that it will be kept me.
You got a pussy that you'll find.
You got a pussy that wants you to take it.
You got pussy.
You got sex pussy.
So, Risa.
More people go out selling it.
That's why everybody go to sell it, but no.
I don't get a lot of pussy.
Don't grab another like this.
They're looking for me for some shit I did 20 years ago.
Hey man, we on the, we could disagree all the time.
Let me tell something.
They're looking for me for 20 years ago.
I'm mad flogging, you know what I'm saying?
They're looking for me right now.
I've been tan pussy.
You got a sin'in from shit,
I ain't fucking a long time, but I'm kidding now.
They've been looking for me.
Like, get him out of that, Los.
Hey, man, don't get him out of that.
I did it, and they're looking for me.
Thank you for me.
Hey, Teresa, go on save back.
Go on save bye, man.
Yeah, I'm, uh...
You better get out of here
before my sheetwork again.
I'm gonna tell you.
I manslaughter shit.
You better, you better.
Look at me up.
We got to get the fuck out of here,
they're looking for me.
I did it 20 years ago.
I named a birthday.
Oh, man.
You better go ask birthday.
Me and Nap Green don't feel like that.
You can't ask Bertha.
Why not?
Because I manslaughter that person.
They're looking for me for some shit.
I did 20 years ago.
Amen
Sometimes the pussy just said take it home.
It ain't saying take it.
It's saying hum, it's yours.
I said, hmm.
They said, hmm.
If it says, hmm, it's yours, it's mine.
I don't do the bill of carbon,
but they said, hmm, it's yours.
Hey, man, Bill Cosby were innocent, man.
That's what they said.
But Bill Cosby, been a man-slaught of that pussy.
I remember we did a move back in the day.
Lo! Say something.
You said now, you encourage.
I told him Bill Coswell innocent.
Hey, man, I don't support none of this shit.
Why was your plan?
All right, he said it was their plan, y'all.
Hey, keep drinking your Red Bull, eating your doughnuts, drinking your true mom.
No, that's why he acting like that.
Don't drink that.
Don't drink that.
This is the cause of this shit.
That ain't even two percent.
Hey, listen, I do not, I am not friend of no Ray Bull or take it nothing.
You feel what I'm saying?
What the fuck?
Much love to- Did you not hit me?
I'm apologize.
these folks know i'm not with that oh these folks in here we know we tried to stop you three
minutes into that right okay okay here he go that way here he goes you see you start you
start with the shit you gotta be bad on there okay okay what you're gonna tell them
listen they're gonna find you we're gonna tell them where you're at
once i live here you ain't gonna see me no ma'am what that niggas say to teresa
Teresa.
Theresa, give it up now.
What he said?
Give it up now.
Before a nigger, my ass lost it.
I'm about to walk the fuck off, man.
You got to admit, now.
He said, give it up now.
He gave him a train.
He said, he ain't grabbed it.
Yeah, he didn't grab me.
You're killing me, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I be.
Teresa, tell him back.
I'm all about black women.
I come here.
I laugh more than any damn thing.
This shit is just crazy.
Follow me on everything.
Teresa does.
You got me fucking up.
Top Nodger World, two ds.
You gotta live on some game.
You could be dropping too much game on social media
and you'll never leave them with no game.
They told me.
I mean, she was on a game.
Just something for the whole.
The empowerment for the women.
Yeah, give them some games.
So somebody might want to go celibate.
It's okay to go celibing because knowing that it's niggas out here like this,
I don't mind keeping my vagina on pause.
You better put it in the storage.
Look.
Look what we have.
She got that pussy's not much
I went down there with nothing skin
I said where that pussy
She got a locked up in the stores
Stop creep
Look
Bro, he said it was nothing but skin
The pussy was gone
I don't necessarily agree with
Teresa top match
Being stingy
Ain't wrong with being stingy
Do whatever you need to do to be happy
And make your skin clear
Keep your vagina to yourself.
That's your best bet.
That's right.
Because then you run out giving the boxing somebody and then it don't work out.
Then you'd be mad.
You didn't have some pussy.
That's right.
You know, you know, they ain't going to make up right now.
Yeah, that's that fuck-nicker free glove.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I'm going.
Take some of this bad pussy up the streets.
I know a bitch who needs to be selling me.
And you keep me, that's the one you call at night, 3 o'clock in the airtime, ain't it?
You won't see me in a drop?
I got a junkie on the pussy.
That's a bitch you always call, Lena.
Where ya?
I got a chop shop.
You can bring that bad pussy over here to the chop shop.
I buy for $200.
You're going to fix the fuck.
I fix that pussy right on that.
I don't know what the hell your problem is, but you...
You're going to stop the squeaking on the pussy.
Oh, stop that squeaking.
Bring it over here to the chop.
Bring it over here to the shop.
Bring that pussy over and get that pussy rebuilt.
Bring that pussy over here to the shop.
Put a new mold in that pussy.
I put a new mold in that pussy.
Y'all ain't shit.
Hey, man, I really appreciate everybody
comes to the trapout once again.
We love women.
We'll never leave the trap house.
You know, this podcast is for niggas who just
get fired and don't leave, just hang out.
You know what I'm saying?
You ever seen a nigga get fired and just don't leave?
I ain't motherfuck can't put me out.
You ain't got nowhere to go.
Nick, come up.
What's y'all boy got going on?
I'm going to get the hell away from you, motherfucker.
Don't talk to me.
Put my job.
Y'all, nigga, late.
Y'all was supposed to be on Lent 30 minutes ago.
Niggins standing out there waiting for them to come on Lent.
Niggins' ass.
Like, who up there?
Oh, Paula Ankle and up there.
Nica know the whole style.
Hey, man, let me be funny.
Fuck out of here for fear and his pussy ass in here.
Daddy manager.
Hey, that nigger Raymond been asking by me, ain't?
No.
Shit, he probably going to ask somebody.
Hey, what the number was last week?
Y'all probably ain't get no overtime.
Like, hey, bro, give me the rab, bro.
I'm like, what you're gonna do, man?
I'm just gonna wipe the table.
Oh, man.
Make that joke, bro.
You're acting like a junkie, man.
Who that nigga hide to take my spot?
Hey.
That nigga worked good at me?
Yeah.
Nigger really waiting for the goddamn manager walk.
And when, win, win, Phil come in.
I'm gonna do it when he come in.
Like, he tried to do some free shit.
Why the nigga that get fired?
He can't wait to come back when he get a new job.
Nigger, I'm the assistant manager and a pride down.
Now that man.
Come fuck with me.
How you been doing?
Shit.
Nigger, they're paying a nigga 12 summer hours.
What?
12.
Hell, you're going to work whenever I want to.
Look at my rental car, Nick.
Damn.
Your Honda and lunch are on me, nigg.
You're moving on up, Nick.
Oh, shit.
On my way to work night.
They want me there early.
Go in early.
Yeah, when you tell the nigg.
Stay down, bro.
Y'all, stay down.
Nick competitor shit.
But y'all only get 30 minutes?
Oh, they get a hour.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I can put a hour.
And then I can pay.
push it like an hour-fitting.
They ain't tripping.
They ain't tripping.
They ain't.
Getting this little chump-a-hand money.
Show up when I want to.
Hey.
Nigger got an office and some most shit.
Hey.
But I had to come back and fuck
with y'all boy, because it wasn't started.
Y'all are some real niggas over here.
It feels when they never fired me.
I would have still been doing this bullshit.
Niggins steady wiping the table out here.
You know, I got a nigga that wipe my
disc off.
Yeah. How much you're making?
I probably could get you on over there.
in a brunt.
Come up there, too.
Nick, only been working that two day,
he probably could get your own.
Oh, yeah, man, you know they're hiring like him.
Come up there, when you know you're at work.
Come up there tomorrow at 3.30.
Nick, you know I come up here at 3.30.
Oh, shit.
Man, that's the only day they be there.
Shit, I tried.
Nick, you know, look.
Hey, you ma'am me your resume.
He'll tell another, Nick.
I tried to get nab on, but he act like he didn't want to fuck with me.
Then he fucking with the man.
When he comes in.
Phil, what's up, boy?
Oh, you thought I was going to be mad.
I was gonna be mad.
Ha, I checked the shirt,
niggins.
Nah, I made way more
than your pussy's and I just started.
Hold up.
That called you just drove.
That's a rental for Enterprise.
Digger, when you take it back,
bring it through my line,
nigga.
I got you there, Ty.
I got my uniforms in trunk
if you want that bullshit.
What do you let you get it for?
How much you get it for a day?
Like, like 45?
Could have got that bitch
for you for 29.
Then when he called out,
come up there and see it again.
It'll be $89.
We get 40%.
$89 today
Because your credit fucked up
I thought you said you had me
Yeah I do got you
$89 to day
And he lied because she said $49
He just getting them extra 40
He already cashed
If all the hour
You'll let me get
Y'all.
Much love to everybody
Who's stealing from the job
Most if you ever stole out your
Cairns registered and you still there
Salute
Because hey
You can bring that putz over here
I fix it up
I'm gonna stop them
fly what you at next time man
man
make sure y'all come fuck with us
at Atlanta comedy there
most definitely man
October 16
most definitely
be up in that bitch
me call those Chico
being the wild boys
we got two shows
739
we got two shows 730
930
my bed I always have wrong
I know it man
739
she gonna be lit though
y'all can get out
who host
who I'm gonna host this shit
Chico did you
go that shit
going crazy
Shit.
We're gonna say, we're gonna say the connection.
Yeah.
We're gonna come.
We're gonna put up.
Oh yeah.
Excuse me.
We're gonna pull up.
I know it.
Well, shit.
We have this bitch in there.
We leave.
They're gonna feel that.
They're gonna feel that shit.
They're gonna feel that shit.
I know.
They're gonna be in that.
I have got something that shit, bro.
You feel me?
You're really speaking to some real shit.
Hold up.
They got a little in everything.
Don't do it.
They don't do it.
Chad, you look like you're going through it.
You don't we'd spend here for three hours, bro.
No, I'm really going like an hour, I'm saying.
I time for it.
Yeah, boy.
Yeah.
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