The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Trap House Pt. 6 feat. Chico Bean & Laila Odom | Ep. 46

Episode Date: October 21, 2016

Chico Bean finally finds his way to the trap house with actress Laila Odom. The crew touches on Nicki Minaj twerking, DC's new movie & Azealia Banks. It's not the 85 South Show without a few songs being created. Listen to #whothispodcastisfor and the new #AskKarlous segment. Download, subscribe & share! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck, though. Hey. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell. But I'm a pussy got to smell. You can see it. They did we talk to beat. Hey, dear we told me, baby. 85

85 Black lives matter Black lives matter On 805 On 85 Because if you don't They're going to kill you when you done Oh stupid

I guess your words must have inspired it last night. It only took an eight hours to text back. Word. See? That's what's necessary. That's what's necessary. What I was saying? Good first guest on these shows, too.

I'm just going to smoke. Okay. Look what we're at in the damn basement. I'm fine. Cousin! What's up, me right now. That seat. Oh, y'all niggas is going to relegate me to the goddamn,

goddamn probation. You always complain it, bray. Ain't nothing ever good enough for you. It ain't. Smell our fruit toasts and shit in here, is that you? It's got to be Ms. Odom. God damn, when you're in the comedian mode, you just be thinking the jokes like a motherfucker.

You just be joked out. He'd be like, God damn, I'd have thought of enough jokes by here. I ain't gonna sleep about, foe. God damn. Hey, bro, go ahead and take this piece out, boy. Let me see what you got it, boy. Let me see what you got it. You ain't bring nothing to drink you on the water or something.

on the water and something. You don't know the room? Yeah, I ain't bring none in this motherfucker. I don't act like we got spiders, like six cars drive past my niggas. They might or might not try to run in this. What? They ain't running in?

How are you playing? I'm gonna be here, boy. I'll tell ya. We turned on you. We turned on you. We bring them back. We feed the nigg. That's what he do.

Now, that's all right. You feed me like, like, like, you're just a gang. You're trying to just make it okay for me to go out. Like they owe your life When they feed you Man, I don't fed this a nigga name This nigga can't go to the stove

This is your name But it's really not Your name That's it classic That shit hard You sold him some drugs You sold him That how that I didn't come up

I'm looking for the motherfucker Who sold him some drugs Tico you're an ungrateful ass nigger man We don't fed these niggies You feel what I'm saying That's what I'm saying You can't feed niggins and they just be like

talk about your house shit that's how they do you could eat outside my nigga I guess I'm damn sure could because I know eating this motherfucker

like I said I'm gonna have goddamn asbestos poisoning no you're not you're gonna we've been here we don't have it what makes you think

you're supposed how the fuck you know you know I don't have I don't have I don't have health insurance yeah I do I have been

I know I brought a doctor here with me I'm glad you bought him a day I came just in case this mesothelio won't get the fuck on my goddamn esophagus

and I pass and I pass and away you just learned birth of both of them words earlier this week. And your first time you put them together in a center. You know how to spell, no goddamn mothophagus. I know what it is. You can't already have diseases and come in here and blame it that you got it from in here. No, you've been had that shit outside. That's where we made you sign

that paperwork. That's a waiver. Yeah. No, I ain't signing shit. We're just getting shit together for folks who don't know. No one. We're going through some technical difficulties. Not really, but. As you can see again, Steve ain't picking up the phone. This whole damn place is a technical difficulty, nigger. Fuck you mean you're going through a technical difficulty. Look at the, look at this. That's what I was speaking about.

That's called a damn tablecloth. You acting like you ain't never seen a tablecloth. Y'all have seen one of these tablecloths, niggins got damn roots. Oh, okay, okay. Y'all fucked around and let this nigga touch some shit. It's over with, now.

You can hear everybody but my dumb ass. Like, this nigga, D.C. Y'all shouldn't have never let this nigga touch that shit. 85. 805 85 Hey man

Welcome back to the 85 South show It's your man Carlos Miller It's your boy D.C. Flizzle And guess who the snuck up in the motherfucker studio today? With his ungrateful ad Back by popular demand First of all, stop introducing just y'all too

Like, this ain't my motherfucking show too, man Mickey Carlos Miller, D.C. Flizzle And then guess who's back? No, nigga, I'm always here. All right, my shit. He's here. Let me do the shit over again. Let's do it again.

Welcome back to the 85 South show. I am Carlos Miller. I am D.C. Fizzle. And I am the motherfucking mold to all of this shit. Tico Bain. If it wasn't for me, none of this. You see what happened since I left. These niggas have been relegated to a motherfucking cell.

These niggas is in a jail cell. It's D. Block, Nick. Yeah, you ain't going to talk about that shit. He down some of it. Listen, it smelled like a robbery in this motherfucker. D.C., you got your fire on you, Nick. He's on me. All right, cool.

Just making sure. Sure, this case. Hey, I know what we're at, niggins. Yeah, exactly. That's what y'all niggas don't understand. Every since I left, you niggas then fell the fuck off. It ain't us.

It's Steve. Matter of fact, call Steve, and you leave a voice mention. Call Steve. Hold up. Before we got, before we leave the question of Steve, man. I got to introduce you out of my own girl, Layla. Oh, she's hi. Layla, we're just going through some shit.

Every time she'll come on and show me cuss us out. We're sorry. It's involved with you and I blow a petty boy. Oh, look, because we got tidies in the building. Say what you're like. I said, we got tidies in the building. All the way from California. We got what? Tid eyes in the building.

D.C., I bet her titties don't got none of them little bumps around the nipples. Them shit's probably perfect. Them type of tithes that are slip out your mouth. Them bump is for grip. Exactly. I don't like them tits where the nipple look like a bump. Hers don't look like that. Hers is perfect.

look and tell. Thanks, Chico. Yeah, you're very well. See, that wouldn't work well with me. That's a different type of compliments. I'd give different type of compliments. Go ahead.

Give them some compliments. You know what I mean? I bet your titty's ain't got no bumps on them. That's the type of shit women ain't never heard. Right. She just said, thank you, Chico. What made you falling in love with Chico? He said I had smooth nipples.

Exactly. I couldn't have said that. She would have beat my ass. Bet your pussy hair looks smooth in the motherfucker don't it before you shave. She looks like he got a cock in her shit. Get out of here. Look out of here.

Look like she got a con. Much love to all the ladies with fat man nipples. That ain't your fault. Hey, now, we suck all different types of nipples. Talk to him. I don't like the titty that look like pancake mix. They sagging, but when you lay them down, they look like they don't know where they want to go. You're like, God, damn.

Hey, man, just do the best you can, man. With them ocean titty. Yeah, some nipples be the size at the top of this cam right here. You ever seen big nipple like that? Niggily, this motherfucker be long and titty be small, but the nipple be this big. Ariola. Yeah, I call this shit something else. A uola.

That sounds like a watch, me. What that shit is? A a a aerola. This one that's a maca That's like a motherfucking Egyptian watch,

that's a hood watch That's a hood watch That's a hood chick. That's a hood tic A urologer. Like, my bad, y'all. Your motherfuckers retarded, bear.

She'd go leave Steve a voicemail Tell the thing when you do shit. Yeah, now, I heard, you know, Steve, what they say

he got a young young comedian, some shit he got coming up and y'all nigg is supposed to be on it and Clayton bitch ass and this is for Clayton I thought you was down with the 85 North that's me

but apparently these niggas in the office some shit and it made you come down here into this basement and just keep fucking with these that's what I told you is all of your mind bro yeah exactly so are you mad you don't have an 85 South show I'm Nick no no no I'm not I am the 85 South show that's what you're not recognized you so long to get back

nigga you niggas didn't move to the goddamn I don't even know what the fuck to call this shit that door right this is the With Gucci Man was rapping about, this was This is the goddamn Yeah, my dog That's why I couldn't find y'all This is how far they go to give away from me

These niggins are went from an upscale studio Into a goddamn A trap room, nigga This shit smell like cocaine You know anything can happen in these bits A roadskins drop from the sky Do you see this shit, Leila, Chico just show up at our makeshift studio

We're going through a transition At the 85th century I wish y'all can get this curtain These niggas got a goddamn That ain't even a curtain. That's not a curtain. That's a piece of paper. That's it.

Man, you're not going to do photoshoots. You go, since you left, we then came up a little bit. Red Bull is sending us Red Bull because we'd be drinking Red Bull. Oh, Red Bull is sponsored y'all? I ain't say they sponsored us. I said they gave us a Red Bull. Oh, I know they ain't. Because we gave us a Red Bull.

I ain't say they sponsored us. Y'all ain't going to get no Falsonson until I'm all the way back. And that's right. That's when you know why we got to drink these. Why? Just in case something happened. We can. jump through that fucking window

without having to open it nigga that's what it is I'm telling there ain't no telling you might just be in a bit bop, pop, bah, paw, bye, we're gonna keep this shit

going though because that's good for the TV Wait a minute I got to do the commercial Red Bull That's what the police say That's good for TV Red Bull

Because we were drinking Red Bull they gave it to us Red Bull because we know how to read Hey man Layla do the Red Bull commercial

commercial BOW That's it With no words No words She's so She'll make your tits turn red

There you go God damn Red Bull commercial Red Bull God damn when your dick won't get hot You gotta have a good excuse and talk fast Red Bull Red Bull Red Bull

Red Bull Cranberry Clean your system and get your energy at the same time Hey red bull Black people drink it Hey man It's a thing really Called Red Bull

Red Bull That's the one right there. That's the one. That's it. It's going to be a wife president. They can't wait to that end for it. That's my nigga. Chico beat is hilarious.

He's fucking love him. He's, he's that guy. Hey, Loz, do you know that this room is full of stolen shit from the 80s? This is all where they used to stage. Let me give you a... Let me give you a tour, my nigga. We've already got more state old keyboard. This is before theft by receipt.

Yeah, exactly. This shit is all... A nigga stole this shit stored it in here with the jail for 30 years. for 30 years. He wanted this shit back when he get out. Teddy Radley made some beats for Black Street on that beat machine. Nigel, I agree. Made love and happiness on that beat. They made computer love when they made computer

but I'm happy to be back though, man. I'm happy to be back. I ain't more lie. I am happy to be back. You know what really? You know what it really excites me about this room? What's that? Is that I know for a fact some niggas got turned up in here playing some tapes. Exactly. At some point in time, you got to flip. Niggas was in here cutting up full.

to a fucking tape. What they were cutting up to, though. Nigger, they were... Straight out of Compton. A crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube. That's right there. That's that... That shit got a boombox

and a boom box on top of it. Nigger, uh-uh. They played hammer on that shit. Hammer! Hammer! They put me in the mix! That played on this. You can't tell me it did that.

Don't let no clumsy motherfucker on hook the goddamn radio. It's a fight. It is a motherfucking fight. Let's read some comments from the AT-5. Self-show. Yeah, let's read some comments.

It's comment time. This nigger, Jay Placker says, does Carlos ever take his hat off? Only when I'm about to fuck yo, bitch. Only time. Give me some. Yeah, I'll get you five on that one too, my. Damn it. Never asked me nothing stupid.

You could have Googled that. Fuck him in. Okay, Cennie Davis. Appreciate the advice, Carlos. Graduated from Paul Mitchell, taking my test next week, about to stop cleaning houses and getting a salon. Nigger, we motivated people to be better. I told you you had it in you That's what I'm talking about

This is an entrepreneurship show Exactly, but when she say cleaning houses I wonder what the fuck type of cleaning she was doing Because if she'd get in the salon She might have been cleaning them the other way Well at least we know when she's getting in a salon She's got to be clean Nothing on but a shirt

Hey, congratulations Keep going Congratulations, bitch I hope you get your salon Why she got to be a bitch? She just graduated You can't call it. You can't get in the salon is the only place you can call girl a bitch. What you think?

Y'all hat is getting nice, bitch. Yeah, if you are a bitch, you can't say that if you were a nigga, you can't be like, hey, bitch. No, you can't say, hey, bitch, you got to give her a compliment. You got to like, girl, y'all has it's the bomb, bitch. Oh, it's all in the context of how you said. You can't be like, move, bitch.

But you can be like, I ain't never met a bitch like you. You got to give a compliment. You see? You see. I can't say the right shit. I'm telling you, man. That's what you got to do. No, no, no. Because you said. say you'd be real aggressive. Oh, see, that's a lot of aggression in your voice.

You're having so cute, bitch. Exactly. Just like that. But you like that shit. I'm going to still get hit in my lip. No, no, no, no. You got to be like, you can be in the room. Like, you know what?

You're the most beautiful bitch in here. Wow. Yeah. This game is so goddamn. That's good. About you. Fuck all that. I'm too aggressive.

Bitch, you fine. Take it how to leave it. Whatever you want. Let's do it. Congratulations, bitch. Hope you get your salon. Hey, Ernest. Ernest said bring Chico back.

It's like this nigga can see it to the future. Exactly, yeah, Ernest. That's right. This nigga named Ernest Pobie. At them the type of niggas I inspire. Nicky said, bro, how the fuck did Ernest Povey find us? You can't tell me he don't well. Or Ernest Pobie found us because of me.

That's a nigga that dude, that nigga probably from God damn Oxford. Ernest Pobby. Niggas sound like this. Hey, man, I need got down. Chico got down. Back on that goddamn. Oh, got down. God damn.

Y'all nigga got down. Hey, you got some comments, too. What your shit talking about? Pablo Luciano. You got a gangstick leaving you shit. They got some killers. That nigga, 13 years old. Ain't no way.

You know, God damn well, ain't nobody named. How that nigga got a Mexican, Italian name? That's what let you know he ain't. With Pablo, who the fuck are your parents, man? Who the fuck are you related to, man? It's a nigga named Pablo. You got to switchy though, man. You know, Paulo, you know, you don't know where she's easy.

He's sure in love. This nigger Chico is way too smooth, bro. Wingman MVP for three consecutive years. You got damn right. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life,

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It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. You got damn right. See, I don't like, see, this beautiful young lady right here. Talk to him. I'm going to tell y'all a little backstory about this lovely, Miss lovely, old old. How do you know her?

Listen, she'd be working. working and shit, man. You ain't never seen on her work? You ain't never watched Zane the Sex Chronicles, niggins. Wow. You ain't never watched Zane the Sex Chronicles Are we going to do that today? Diggins. You was on that, motherfucker? I was on it. Like 100 years ago.

You got porn? Nobody did porn. No, it was real straight. Wait a minute. Zane Sex Chronicles is a porn. It's not a porn. It's the porn. It's the porn that just don't show the dick and pussy. That's the only thing like this. So it's hunting? It's hunting. It's a lot. It was hunting. It's a lot.

It's a lot. You've been fucking with a man. It's intro porn. That's what it is. So she's all on tape. I don't think so. Yeah, she all on tape, hunting the nigger. No, you know what I mean?

It's all neck when the, yeah, yeah. There you go. They make them. Oh, so it's like, y'all was naked, but it was like, y'all want to do no fucking.

No. There was no, okay, there was no fucking, it was like a bump and grind session. I'm about to like this weird. But y'all was naked doing it, though, like. You can see some breasts.

You can see some ass sometimes. So basically, for all my niggas out, there who want to be they dick to just this video of her just google zane and sex chronicles you're in my own to help yourself out look look i'm gonna see who she really is oh yeah you didn't poured it up watch watch her man on set watch her this is her she on okay wow y'all so oh my god yeah big screen that monpuff this how they do me i guess that color on that tv going out sex chronicles look at her there she go okay that's you no that's not that's her right there

It's great dress. That is her? That is not me. That is you right there. Right. How are you going to tell her if that's her? No. Watch.

Watch. They're about to put her name up. They're about to put her name up. After Joanne Quintero. She's not. They're about to pull her name. That's you? That's her right.

Look at her. Look at her doing the thing. Yeah. Oh, shit. No. Don't keep it going. Don't keep it going. Don't keep it going.

I can't watch it. I can't watch her either. There she go. I can't. This is dirty, watch it. Hey, fuck what y'all talking about. Y'all can't do my friend like this. Don't worry about it.

I got my own phone. I don't understand what the problem is. This is your word. Turn it off. And they're doing it. This is her work. Anyway, back to what I was originally about to say. This is D.C., this is Laila Oldham.

She has done. What's up, Sex Chronicles. She has done plenty of work. She's done plenty of work. She's done plenty of work. Thank you. But that's my favorite work. right there.

How the fuck did you know that, my dear? That's work. I can work to it. Because I beat my dick, nigga fuck what you're talking about. Sometimes you ain't get, you ain't know where you can pull up.

That you have a jackoff hall of him. Oh, niggas, listen. I have a jack-off hallof-face. I have a jack-old. I don't even like to watch regular movies no more because if they ain't got no fucking in them. That's just how serious it is for me.

Hey, side note, you want to hear my top five regular movie fuck scenes a while time? Wait a minute. We got to introduce that second. All right, that's too good. That's too good. She's going to be.

Top five sex scenes In a regular movie All right, but anyway Sex scenes in a regular movie Hold on, let me do the thing Sex scenes in a regular movie I'll beat your dick Sex scenes in a regular movie

I'll beat your dick Oochoochooch Hey, I say your mama don't got to know what you doing Cause soul food It's a regular movie Say your mama don't got to know what you doing

Hey All right, that's cool I like that I like that All right but anyway This is Layla Odom actress extraordinaire one of the one of the really blind side of her

though with the video if this keeps sweat side of me with that he didn't see the put the shit up on his phone that's a real nigga like that who is keep sweat some nigga you in the video with all right but anyway

this is Layla old I didn't know these names on Google this is the this is in response to the wing man like this is like I got my my own podcast coming since these niggas don't like to fuck with me

even though they're still my podcast too so you're gonna come on our podcast and announce you're going yeah yeah I've got to I got to, but I, you know, no, that's like Flash from the Fowd Hot Big Stand, go to see, get my new album next week. But anyway, that's the, that's my thing, you know what I mean? I think that's what I'm, I might call it.

I might call it the Wingman podcast, because I'm the person that has to let women know the things that you can't say directly to your girl, fellas. I'm going to be your voice, and she has a problem with texting back. My nigger Carlos has been, you know, Carlos is a gentleman, man. I mean, the nigger, I, we have our differences. But I love this dude, okay? He's a good dude. This nigga, like, I was telling her that I can look at her

and tell she like to fuck with niggas that can slam dunk. You know what I mean? If you can't slam dunk or run up a damn post-play, then she might not get you no play. But my nigga Carlos is an extraordinary knick. This nigga know how to deal with work with plywood. Right. You need a nigga that can build you a camera.

When you had a nigga build you something? Never. Exactly. That means you fucking with the whole people. No, no, maybe like in the fourth grade. I just built some shit last night with the jewelry. drilling all that all in that shit

I'm like I'm in that shit God damn one more time DC I'm talking about then girl I had the one where you can reverse

that shit I'm like hold up fucked up I'm like you see what I'm saying niggas is in here building shit matter of

why you while you tripping if one of these doors fall off Carlos can put that motherfucker right back up before we

you know I can all I'm gonna need is my motherfucking drill nigga I'm like hold up girl zz

that's it so what I do is I like to give advice to women who do looking at the wrong thing so fellas make sure you tune into when I have I have plenty of women on there teaching them that they perspective

and what type of game you're going to be dropping on that shit I mean you know what I mean because like I don't like how she take long like texting back is something that's serious these things you know what I'm like hey let me know you get to the career especially that's a read text back eight hours later I ain't even asked for no bus this crazy

see that's what I'm saying so listen like that's the thing you got to understand that a text back to somebody who can build you something that's going to be worth a whole lot more than the text back to a nigger that wear t-shirts with the rips already in them and dance like this and shit that's what all these mb a hold up how these niggas you know what i'm saying these niggas that shit i mean nigga you six foot nine you're not supposed to be moving like that but that's the type of shit women like you find attractive you're right are you sure big-ass nigga in the club he got you

And she's like, ooh. Oh, he's like, well, tell him he got you. Okay. Well, we talked about this, so we did. We did. I didn't care. And you ain't told me shit.

What do you like? Well, I do like somebody who has a nice body. Okay. I am getting home. Hello. D.C. Nice. Nice.

What is nice? So you can't fuck with a regular built, nigga. That shit hurt. I'm just saying, well. Nice body ain't got nothing to do with type of dick and dick you throw up in you. Now, you know what I mean? How are you going to slender her preference? Right. It's my choice.

I like somebody that has good hygiene. Oh, I got cologne in my pocket. Yeah, but did you shower, though. Yes, I did. Of course. You got a shower. You got a cower. You're going to go past the Chanel like, your bowels must be like with us. She went through past the phone.

Because I don't know what you guys feel to understand is that women, we want somebody clean. I don't go fuck what you smell like or what you sprayed. Do you use soap? Yeah. Okay? Hey, you know what's fucked up, though? That's what I'm talking about. What's fucked up is you don't get to realize that until it's almost too late.

Right. And you smell? Dick already out in your face. I watch my dick with dove. Me too. If it's sensitive enough for a pussy, my dick deserved that type of treatment. Exactly. I like you use dial.

Yeah, I use dubs. That dial, man, me's ashen. Yeah, but that's the thing. You don't mind your dick being ashy. That shit, when the asses, that pull all the impurities out your dick. I get out of the tongue. That dial pull all the impurities. impurities out you think, D.C.?

I get that dial, that dollar pulled all the impurities out of it. That's shit that it makes you sick, bro. Yeah, it pull it all out. It's like a penicillic. No, they're going to pull it out. I mean, that dial, like, hey, boy, you know,

that's it's a penicilletil. You're not about to act like we don't have a real. We got a real doctor in here, man. I thought it was a nurse. Tell D.C. what impurities are. He just a young nigga. He don't know. I just going to get the ruggling.

He'll believe it if you tell him. He don't. He don't know what to say. He don't know either. He don't know what impurities is. He don't know, man. Yeah, that's a major problem. He knows what it is.

Like, you can like what you like. He thinks it's a fruit. It's not the fact. I mean, I ate an impurity the other day. But when you put it up in that 2016 impurity on the fuck, niggas.

That one of them sexes. That's goddamn bobby-shop. Let me get the impurity. Right there, yeah. I need to fade. Yeah, let me get the jerk chicken with no imperities. Put the impurities on the side.

That sounds like a sauce. Let me get an air. That's the impurity. Yeah. Y'all ain't got no impurities? Sound like a drink, though, for real. Hey, let me get two Hennies in the impurity. Yeah.

That shit sounds like it's strong, too. You want an impurity. You get on them imperatives. That's a new thing. Hey, look, that's what we're going to do. We're going to make the 85 South impurity. That's what we're going to be in clubs coming soon. It's going to have Red Bull in it.

Impurity. Cranberry red bull to be exact. Yeah. With bitches on my side and bitches on my back. So back up, bitch, because I'm struggling. So get on your knees and bitch start juggling. These motherfucking. Fucking nuts in your mouth.

It's me, you O'NG, the nigger with a clout. Hey, man, that was a G-Funk reference. That was a goddamn call. That was a G-Funk reference. I came right in on that motherfucker. I know it, because, nigger. I wanted to. That's how to sound is so real.

Bro, I wish you was like, you was a baby when G-Funk was jumping out. But tell him, Chico, when G-Funk was jumping off, nigger. Nigger, Nick, Nate dog, one of the coldest niggas in history. If you listen to Regulator right now, he'll tell you that Nick, that nigga came on and said, now Nate had the freaks, and that's a known fact. Before I got Jack, I was on the same track. I was on the same track. My nigga, that nigga, Nate Daw said,

When I met you last night, baby. Talk to him, Chico Bean. What are you doing? Before you opened up your trap. I had respect for you lady. What you do? But now I take it all back. But why, Nate Do?

Hey, because you gave me all your pussy. What else you do, Nate Do? Hey, I said, and you even lick my butt. what you wanted to do next I said leave your number on the cabinet When you're gonna call her And I'm coming, baby

I give you a call And guess what he said after that And when I'm feeling Kind of hope you skipped the part No I didn't Yes you did What that part I skipped And if you can't

Fuck no that day you think I'm high Yeah All right my bad God damn But anyway You know fucked it up My bad

Rest of peace Nate dog We almost had it We almost gave you This nigga said you missed the part You missed the part I missed the part You put a whole other part In the part that you were gone

Because I'm listening It's a whole story I was like yep Because he did have the best For the big He's like Oh you said And when I'm feeling kind of horny

I'm gonna call you I'll tell you I give you a call And then he come And if you can't Fuck that day baby What you're gonna do Just lay back

And open your mouth Oh shit Because I I have never Met a girl Sing that shit, bro, you're killing it. That

I love, I lost the end the whole hour Did that nigga Corrupt come in Well, if Corrupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke I never have no motherfucking endow to smoke Boy, they're gonna put that in the Bible That's going in there

That's the real shit. That's on page 137 Now if Corrupt gave a fucking about a bitch. He'd always be... Amen! And he'd never have no motherfucking end donors smoke. Pats plates. Have you seen Corrupt lately, though?

Oh, see, look, that's a woman for you. That's a woman for you. What about Corrupt? What's wrong with Corrupt? Look at him. He can't do it. See, y'all want to pull my shit up. Pull up Corrupt. Tell me what he looks like right now. Corrupt got them moon rocks. Pull up to him up there.

Corrupt got more. We live in a dirty world. Exactly. I don't like how y'all going to disrespect legends. I'm not that corrupt. I fuck what you, my. A couple weeks ago, a couple weeks ago a video came out of one of my goddamn top niggas from the 90s. Motherfucking Casey and Jojo.

This nigger on another nigga's shoulders. You ain't never seen that asking for chicken. Wait a minute. And then that nigga said, he said, chicken. Give me some. And he's sung. If you think you're holy now. Give me some of that.

Wait a tear. two night girl that shit that nigga got that vein man that vein man that vane when the nigger get that vein

that protrude too far that shit and gets over with what makes what makes niggas think they could ride around

on security show how did that how did that dog if you take your lord now

what is that so he didn't know he switched to at libs in the edit he was like what is that that

that's what he should have that's what he should have been that wasn't that great we need to to all that you and get that shit, though. Hey, how do you fuck the security get that job, though?

Like, I don't know. How do you come about a nigga looking at you like, man, you look like you can balance some nuts on your neck? Man, he was texting his family like, man, this little nigga jumped on my shoulder. He probably tried to put him down, but you know how a nigga can lock his leg. He probably won't like, man, this nigga is.

What do you do the motion? All right, shit, fucking. He got to rock with the dick ass. He got a leg. with a mason he on fall holy shoulder like man he put that now miss layla i i want to ask you a question because because you just say what is that waiting to me and dc got an ambi i'm coming out this call hey hey hey that's it that's the that's the remix right there's it going to go crazy that's the whole song i'm waiting on this shit oh hey hey let's you're ready now

Just a whole bunch of adlets. Oh, huh, go, come on. I thought I had to push through that one. That one was supposed to stop like three different times, but I pushed through it. Niggin, you was cooking country ham. That was the good thing. That's the type of shit you play at breakfast. Exactly.

Oh, yeah. Excuse me. Wow. That was respect. But, uh, Ms. Layla, I have a question. Being a, being a, this is some serious shit. Uh-oh. 85 South show.

Shit that got serious. This is what it's been lacking since my, you know, we ain't doing those real social comment. We ain't been lacking a motherfucker thing. You know what is it that you think? needs to happen to elevate the black woman in entertainment like what do you think needs to happen now i want people to get an idealism of how intelligent you are okay okay see this is not your question like that dude what the fuck bro she got to start fucking bro she's been elevated and like fuck bro you can't just fuck you way to the top bro what the fuck bro let her talk man that's not fucking

cool bro let her talk see you fucking virgins don't know anything about pussy okay I know a lot Okay, bro. Let her fucking talk. All right, talk, bro. Let her fucking finish, bro. Let her fucking talk. Dude, chill out, bro. That's you guys' problem and you want to know the fucking life.

I just fucking long about fuck. Come on, bro. Fucking dickhead. Bro, chill, bro. That's why I get pussy, because I think with my dick. Bro, don't be a fucking douchebag, bro. That's why you're a fucking dickhead, bro. Stop being a fucking douche.

You know what? Let me tell you, somebody who has lotion in every bathroom, you already tell me shit. Listen, bro. You have lotion in every fucking bathroom. Hey, hey, hey. Are you all to go to the man? Hey, man, fucking come at me, bro. Don't look my fucking pieces out of the street, bro.

Have a brusky, man. He likes me time. Bro, you guys are fucking up the party, bro. Okay, I'm sorry. But he's like that. Chill, bro. This is my fucking brother's house, bro. Hey, I don't give a fuck.

Bro, man. Bro, don't fucking yell at me, bro. We were so cool, bro. We're still cool. This guy's a fucking asshole, bro. Why, you guys argue, I'm going to be fucking, okay? Okay, bro, chill, bro. You know what?

You know what? That's why Britney says you had a fucking bump on your cock. What the fuck, bro? Why Britney said you had a fucking bump on your pop, bro. She didn't tell you that she scratched it off, Stephen. What the fuck? What the fuck just happened, bro? It was a bump.

I was scared. I didn't know what it was. And she scratched it for me. Okay. But anyway, you guys are so disgusting. All right, yeah, well, we're in the trap. I see. I see.

But what do you think needs to happen? Say it one more time because I lost it. I said, what do you think needs to happen to elevate the black woman in entertainment? You know, like the black actress, the black comedians. and, you know, the, you know what I mean, just women in general, because it's not too many of y'all, like, you've got to think about how over the years, it's been one main black actress per 10 years.

Like, right now it's Taraji P. Henson, like, she's getting everything. You know, Regina Hall and kind of been in everything. It was near long, but, I mean, how do you get to this? It's a bunch of talented black women out here. So, yeah, Jada, too, yeah. But, you know, I mean, this is the 20-year careers, and there's so many other ones. So what do you think they need to happen to get them recognized?

I don't know. I think that we need more projects. You know what I'm saying? Like we need more films in the 90s. It was a million films. Everybody was in the same films. We had, like, more chestnut. Yeah, we still got them.

But we need more projects, and we need projects where it's, like, women that are less slutty and hoish, but, like, mothers. Like, let's play mothers. Let's play doctors. Let's play more than just what we're getting. Like, I love cookie. Don't get me wrong, but we need more than cookie lines.

But that ain't sex, don't sex sales, though? I think sex does sell Don't get me wrong I think it does If it's done the right way Yeah It can't be done Like

Stank gutter butt All the time Instagram fuck that up Well yeah I mean social media Has fucked up Everything Every bitch out on my

Instagram It's Sunt bit over Like these people People ask me Why I ain't got a million followers I tell them Because I ain't got a fat ass

If I had a fat ass If I had a fat ass If you did I have a million followers That's the reason Why ain't got a million followers I'm you know I mean

I'm there You know what I'm saying I got all the fame and all of the shit that's supposed. I had you had a billion, but I just ain't, I ain't got no big titty. The thing that came out with the goddamn, with the little spandats on. That niggins shot up a million followers. See what I'm saying?

And I didn't. God. Yeah, not TDJ. My bad, mister. You ain't got the black pastors confused. We're going to be barred from every church in the nation. We can't go to normal family reunions. Carlos, let me talk to you for a second.

What that boy name, C.D. Young Flatt, you tell him, don't ever disrespect. the bishop. Now, everything ain't for joking. You got to be serious about some shit. Now, I didn't appreciate that at all. Talk about my goddamn bishop. Don't you, you don't come at the bishop. You don't do some things. You just don't do. Both on bishops. Shit. You're retarded.

Eddie Long look crazy. Fat booty bishop. He looked crazy as hell. Eddie Long. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, man, I don't understand. Who's trying to follow on him, boys? Oh. I don't know. I'll just. I'm trying to so. So let's talk about that. So, who We didn't even got picked up. I don't know.

I don't know. I know. I know. People. You know? People. People. Everybody's people.

Hey, Red Bull. Get your wings. You can follow people on Instagram. Red Bull. Get you a fat ass. There it is. Does it? I don't know.

She said psych. But no, the reason why I ask that is because, you know, us, us three, we're about to start making movies and shit. Like, D.C. already in one, almost Christmas, which is coming out next month. Make sure you go see that shit. November 11th. Make sure you're going to see that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, D.C. got a movie.

Oh, shit. D.C. got a movie. I said, oh, shit. D.C. got a movie. I said, oh, shit. D.C. got a movie coming now. Don't feel me a living. And I'm telling you, like, chill, man, going to be the hell.

Look, everybody knows me, D.C. Y'all fly with my movie kid out, bitch. I'm a nut in your eye because it can. Oh, whoa. I'm a little in your eye because of a tamed. I'm a movie star. And you better not to sue. What? I book your mama, too.

And let's go it. D.C. got a move. Got a moving. Oh, hey. And there ain't no nurse. You don't even have no dog. You don't work. Who the hell you're trying to move?

Who the hell you're trying to fool? He's a credit card scam. I believe it. Real. I believe it. I believe it, I believe it. Hey, you ain't no damn nurse. I know what it is.

You ain't even know what impurities is. Ligger, fuck wrong with you. Y'all. I'm wearing the goddamn doctor's shoes trying to trick niggas like you go on the hell But you know you ain't got no medicine In your belt In your ass niggas, niggas, fuck you doing shit in here

Trying to steal our shit, hold up Because I know this nigger Who? I'm acting like I know this nigger He's a real doctor at the hospital What? He got a white assistant And all types of shit Cills and prescriptions

By agra Whatever you need, liquor and weed That's the shit that I got I'll add that nigga if you need a back shot Not a back shot from the back But a shot in your back When your shit pop and it's fucked up And it won't crack

God damn People don't crack God damn 1996 coming back Oh shit 1996 coming back Making smoking crack A bitch is real black

Yeah, I like that Yeah, uh Your bitch look like Kodak black That ain't a lot Nothing I just want to let you know That you got an ugly hole But I bet she suck Get real good

Oh, slob all over in the wood We only like pretty Bitches on the 85 show Not the ones who be shy The ones who want to go to the stove And get some chips and all that shit Hold on Who said they want some dick?

My brother was a crackhead For 30 years I know all the crap that he was by The other day he told me he was clean I said motherfucker You might Stop lie Oh hey DC

Say brother was on the stones Nicky you know you're wrong You probably sold him some because I know you used to hustle. I did. Everybody know you can't trust you. But this nigger, now back to him. You're sitting over there,

a nigga looking slim, psych. You're fat a little motherfucker. All right, let's stop. Yeah, what? The nigga sell gas. Half off. If you want to a 50, he'll get $25. Sell gas.

Half off. If you want to 50 here, gig in 25, get gas, have on. God damn. God damn. God damn. God.

I need a tear. He's like, no, he got to be overdue. Y'all so disrespect. Y'all disrespect everybody I brought in this. I'm sorry. That was my mom not allowed. Man, Dr. Walker just left surgery. That's been-ass Carson when he was young.

What the fuck is wrong with this nigga, man? That's what I was starting doing with this thing. That's what I was starting doing. Hey, how are you? Hey, get what I'm going to say. I forgot. That was a potter girl. I'm the two that she came about like,

we got 10 days in the building. Say what? We got, we got, we got. Today. Do you know what else? What we got? Hey, we got fake nurses in the building.

Doing surgery. Now, on the black, no. Say in the building. Oh, shit. Oh, no, hold up. The one of the guy just walking in this bill. We got.

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This is a podcast for women who watch their favorite panties in the sink separately from all the other shit. Ah, yeah. This is a podcast for everybody who got them little skinned. soaps and you just put all five on them together and get one big ass soap yeah yeah yeah this is for this is podcast is for niggas that take care of their kids just so they ain't had to go to child support court on the morning that they were supposed to go they come pick their son up and apologize real quick and then take the nigger back home after they court date over this podcast is for parents who send messages through their kids they're going to tell your mama uh let me get that little $2.00. That was all for yeah.

podcast is for baby mammas who text you talking shit, because your baby left a hat over your house. You'll never send their shit back. I'm tired of this shit. This is one hat. I am the father. Exactly.

This shit doesn't make no damn same. You have any children, Ms. Layla? I don't have any children. Look at that. How old are you? Girl. Why is that? I don't understand.

Look, can we get this down plastic? But we got two ladies here. Ladies are never going to tell you how old. Why is it is respectful for a niggie to ask a woman? How old is she? Is this? Are we supposed to guess?

No. You're supposed to be... Oh, no, don't guess. We're going to be next by the glamour. You're like, oh, you're gorgeous. You're like, 20-10. You should ask the wing man that. I know Chico.

Like, what, why is it? This is Spelvel? You're going to ask me? No, I'm not going to ask you. I'm not going to ask you. I'm not going to ask you, because I know you legal. See, I don't know that. The older I get the younger these bitches look like they got damn looking grown.

So I'm like, damn. I remember I was at Q time. Oh, my fuck was in the past and see, I'm like, She was like, oh, you're decent? I'm like, bitch is lie. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to the throne of those. I'm like, bitch, this is I.

You know, I'm like, fuck you mean. You know what I'm saying? Some from the mountain, fuck you mean. Yeah, you feel what I'm saying? I'm like, you're dirty peasant. And she was like, oh, my God, I want to take you? I'm like, yeah, you know what I'm like, I'm like, shout out. Oh, you will.

She was like, 17. I was like, ah. Hands up, bitch, get back in the car. I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to tell you why I think it's disrespectful for you to ask a woman or age. I think it's disrespectful to ask a woman or age because women are, you know, they're secretive about the things that mean something

than them. Their experiences is attached to how old they are, so they feel like telling you all the day, that's personal to them. So if I don't know you, what the fuck is you ask me a personal question for? That's pretty much what it is. Like, that's just how they look at it.

Like, how old are you? Motherfucker, who are you? What's your mama name? Like, they attach them same type of questions together. But we gotta, but we gotta know how old you are, man. You don't, you really don't. We can't just be guessing. Like, like, say,

we started top of the shit. But what difference to say? But you're going to tell us when your birthday is? So what? That's not, I didn't say the year. I said, oh, my birthday is Wednesday. I need to know. I need to know how all you is, so I can know what type of gift to get you. I give you a young ass gift. Damn, you're a young ass gift. I ain't know how old you was.

What's a young ass gift? For real. Huh? Your birthday really Wednesday? And so, oh, so I get. You don't give a fuck. So. I would definitely say shit.

I just look and see when your day is. Like, that's it got the year of our Facebook page. But it's a great. No. They say born. Motherfucking, what's Wednesday? It got that, that, that. October, whatever the fuck Wednesday is.

That's it. So, okay, we was day. My Facebook page said I was born in 1876 and won't let me change it. Yeah, mine said I was born in 1906. My shit. You can't say, we're old-ish niggas in the game. I just turned 244.

Yeah, nigga. God damn. I don't give a fuck about these young niggas. That's right. I don't give a fuck. I made it. Let me see a nigga live to be 240. There you go. You look good.

Thank you. But, yeah, I just think it's rude. Mentioned ass. It is rude. Okay. I think it's rude. I think it's rude. When we go get something to eat and you, and we're going to say nothing to you and you're like,

well, shit, bitch, you ain't speak. You ain't say nothing. You ain't ask. What your rude ass? What that means? No, no, I think he left a pot out. Yeah, he did. I think it's rude.

I think I'm, I'm going to carry my nigger thought because that's what we do on an 87-5 show. Nigger's thoughts. He, what he meant was, is when we go get something to eat and a nigger say, you want some french fries. No, I'm asking the bitch shit. Oh. Oh, well, see, I never, that's my.

Wow. But see, I thought I knew what the nigga was saying. Hell no. Yeah. You want to be rude? I asked you how old you. God damn. All right, then, bitch.

Well, that's cute. I'm going to be rude in the drive-thru, your home grand. Well, I don't think I would be going through the drive-thru that. I would. See, like, that's my problem. You should be going to eat yourself. You know, that's what my problem comes in. That mentality.

I would think I would be going through the drive-through. That's the thing. you got to always take her to places where motherfuckers come out and put napkins on your lap. Fuck that, okay? Sometimes jack in the box, the only shit this open,

so you mean to tell me you're not going to eat because we got to go through the drive-th? I didn't say that. I didn't want to do that. We didn't. Well, bitch, you're going to be starving. Don't have for none of my shit easy.

But, in my defense, if I don't know you, if you're not my man, I can't go through a drive-thru with you. Why, you don't know who's going to see you? No, no. If we're fucking around, I can't do that.

I can't do that. No, no, listen, You ain't never got to worry about D.C. You ain't never got to worry about no nigger working no fast food place recognizing her. Hell no, what's going to happen to you? You're going to be a motherfucking Mr. Charles' and shit and Robert De Niro going to walk up on your table, that's what's going to happen. Hey, my God, it's good to see you.

You're going to be like, Nick, is that fucking raging bull, man? Hey, did you ever, you ever be out with your savage and somebody recognized you so you had to get your sad bitch to take the picture so she won't be in the picture? Yes. That's a monster. Yes, my nigga. That's, I was wrong, baby, take this picture right quick. I was madden.

Take this picture. That's game for your ass right there. Or, hey, baby, take this picture real quick. Right. Or when the girl awful to take the picture, that means she got a little nigga and she don't want to be seen. Much love to the ladies who got something to lose, too. Yeah, them the best ones to mess with me. I love y'all.

Don't be, don't never cheat with a bitch who's single because she got too much time to destroy your real relationship. That's true. That's very true. You got to fuck with a bitch. We got something to lose. That's why I only fuck with bitches after 12 a.m. Shit clothes. You know what's going on.

I need to see you in the day. It's 12 o'clock. That's your youth right there. I need to see what you. I got caught life. Bro, uh-uh. Hey, I'm telling you. I need the fucking bitch that's on break.

You're playing. If you can't, you got to see it in the daytime. I'm telling you. Daytime face might be a whole other shit. I'm telling you. Hey, you got to, listen, if you ain't on break or off today or some shit, we're meeting it at 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

But I'm going to say, you don't, like, you don't fuck when the sun. Like the bills is on Instagram, that shit, that shit is, well. You got to see, listen, you ain't never, you got to, you ain't really seen the pussy till you've seen it under sunlight, nigga. You can't just look at a pussy with, like, this shit here. You got to, you got to be in the pussy at 845 a.m. You're not going to see the impurities under a regular. That's when the sun is in the window at 845 a.m. Yeah. Especially if you live, like, if you sleep upstairs, when the sun picking through the window, you got to put their pussy on one of them beams. Yep. So you can see it. So do y'all do, so do, so do, do, so do you all, man.

The bitch would keep her socks on, Paul. I get him. No, man. You got to look a bitch with her socks on. Fucking like you're in camp, nigga, ain't nobody. It's not fucking that bitch you know socks on, bitty.

What's wrong with you? It's thinking D.C. summer camp fucking. Bitch take your goddamn socks off. I'm only a nigga allowed to have socks on in this goddamn situation. Hey, they're going to get a bitch. I can fuck the bitch with her socks on socks and goddamn. Oh, man. We feel like, bitch.

Hey, look, man. Look, you can fold that shirt back. I fold that bitch on your stomach on this. I ain't time to see all that shit that does. You don't give them. You're gonna learn. Man, I won't that. I ain't covered the other shit.

Man, you got so much shit to do. Hey, man, this nigga Ronnie Jordan, this bitch about to pass the fuck out. It's hot as the mother. Any time a nigga pull his hat back and put this part of his hand on his forehead. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. That's all good. This part, the back of your hand, that's for the nigga checking his blood plant, prayer.

Oh, Lord, I think my shit didn't went up. Did it fall through the hole? Is it in the hole? Yeah, it fell through the hole. I see it. Yeah, man. This is the podcast. This is the podcast right here.

Yeah, this is the podcast. This is the podcast for niggas who planning shit for the future, but they don't know how to fuck they're going to do it yet. That's a plan anyway. Yeah, not knowing is the plan. It's like a new year's resolution. That's like a nigga that's, you ever met a nigga that just keep telling you he's going to fuck him up and don't tell you what he's going to fuck him up, don't. I'm fin the fuck these folk up, bro.

I'm telling you. I'm fin the fuck these folk up, bro. Why? Why what I'm about to do, my name? I'm fin the boss. fucking head. I'm gonna go cray on these folk, bro. I'm gonna go cray on, bro.

I'm gonna go cray. What's you doing, my nigga? Hey, shit, fin to go cray? She. Ooh. Oh, what he's about to say. Oh, shit, watch what I'm about to do to the E fort, nigga. They're gonna be hang.

I'm talking about hain. I'm gonna be hain. They're gonna be hain. They're gonna be hain that hard? Well, I think there's just some black. That must just be some black men and shit. Nigger can't have nothing nice unless other niggas don't like it. Oh, nigger, when I get this motherfucking car painted,

Oh, this niggas gonna be sick. Yeah. Why? They don't want no friends. I'm gonna like me, my mama. Yo, damn. Nicky, I'm a nigga, we're gonna be... Hey, when I dropped this shit right here,

everybody had been to quit fucking with me, bro. Like, nigga, why did he's gonna be making status? I'm a nigga don't fuck with a real nigga no more. Yeah, that's what you want it. Exactly, no, y'all, y'all nigger don't fuck with a nigga. Y'all n'all are gonna be potting, my nigger. Fuck-in'all. I'm gonna fuck them up.

I was gonna fuck them up, but I didn't fuck them up already now. I love y'all niggas again. Nick, gonna put Lord, ain't gonna never get out of the car. I'm like, he ain't gonna get out of the car. No, bro. No, man. The vibe ain't right. Oh, he's a nigga weird.

Y'all, nigger that ain't fucking with a nigga. I heard that shit you said. From who? Sheed the Lord. Hey, man, that AC unit ain't working, man. They cut that big dime. Hey, let me ask y'all this. Did y'all see the nigga Minaj's twerk?

Man, see, made that act like, I was like, damn. I don't know how I feel about that. Did you see how sad she was on the inside? Yeah, I don't, I don't say. Why? No, you can see the pain, bro. It hurt. I was talking when she were arguing.

When she was like, no, it did. She was, she had some internal demons working right there. She could, because she was like, what to do? Last resort. Try to twerk. It never, it never worked out. And then when I saw it, I was like, when I saw it, I was like, Lord have mercy. We got to do something.

We got to lift Nick and Minaj up in prayer. That's funny. I mean, I. Y'all got a problem with you? I don't have a problem with Nick Munard's But I don't know you can't have a problem with that you can you can But I just think that you know what I mean Like she got a message that she's trying to get out now about you know how black women are treated

You know unfairly when they show their bodies and shit and that's true But you got to kind of wait to the messages accepted before you just jump right back in the shaking the ass baby You got to get the message all the way She didn't really say like that it was like three claps But that's all you need It was like, you, pow, power,

you know how many nuts that's been bust off them three claps my nigga, it's been a lot of nuts it's a nigga who doesn't loop that shit

it ain't gonna never not be that's the screen save me every time he pick up his phone he just pop,

pop, pop, all three pop, bob, bob, that shit, man. Then she turned around until when ham

and she just why she, I think she skits a little bit because she turned around and now this for the fuck

nica son I'm like why are she so angry. We hear for you Nick and Manage whatever you need. I like that gangster shit.

Like, me see it so with me, you crazy motherfucker. Did you see this shit? I seen it. I think Nikki Minaj needs some home girls. No, no, no, she don't need a home. With the Hershey's on it. For the twirless, man, who is that? That's a Hershey?

That got Balial on the front of his blunt package, Nick. Oh, this is, oh, this is. Oh, this is, oh, okay, no. This is a zigzag man. This is a zigzag man. Oh, okay. That's a thonged like Drake. Yeah, a little bit.

No, this nigga, Drake trying to On a brown cover, this nigga here's just Hey, zigzage Fuck around My niggins That's a new slogan for Arizona It's a good commercial It's something in here, though

Swisher That why he ain't sad He go to Swisher one Swisher, unsweet For niggas who'd be like Man, don't need no pussy Flav on my shit I hate this shit

He'd be like, man I can take the flavor Shut up Yeah, I had a Swish Sweet commercial on the show at Levin Yeah Yeah That was a real commercial?

That was a real commercial? Yeah, I didn't see I did that episode. I was traveling there. I heard that shit was dope. They did a lot of hood as commercial. I would just was, it was in the show. I was like, is it real? What is it? What is it? Yeah. That was split that beach and dumped the tobacco out. That's what I did.

Hey, we got a question that's interesting as fuck. What the question is here, Carlo? Telling what the question you call on? We need a bit and we answer the question not telling what the question you call out. Shake them to their, shake it to there, shake to there, shake to there. Niggas got them questions and they really need the answers. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you all the answers because you know I got the answers. If you ask me a question, I'm going to have to give you answers. I got answers for the Leo and sagittaries and cancers.

I'm going to tell you everything that you really need to know. Ask me a question. I'm going to tell you more. I know everything. Get on it. I know everything. Get on up. I know everything.

I know everything. Ask me questions. I can tell you. anything how to get these holes a fucking how to make them suck your nuts and how to get your money saving how to get your money teach you how to be a side nigger if you want to teach you how to graduate school you think you want everybody who'll be watching the 85 South show wants to know what kind of questions can ask Carlos let's get it let's get it let's get it let's get it let's get it let's get it Let's get it.

It's about time. Okay, the question is. You know I sit that low, y'all. All right. Just how we're going to kick the question off. Hold on, hold on. Hit the get it. Let me hit the reef one time for the motherfucking mainstream.

This shit. This is five. We take our arms, past, little blood, shit. She's five. She's hard. I love this shit. I don't want to leave. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

The question is, how do you get a girl that's above your motherfucking standards? How do you get a girl that's above your stand? Yes. That's the short answer. Ronnie Jordan said live.

That's one way to do it. But I think you got to up your personal standards. As a man, you got to realize you the prize, my nigger. Hold up, bro. That ain't going to sound right when they replay it. You got to, for real. You got to think about it. Like, he winning.

You know what I'm having. You got to start thinking more positivity about your mother. about your motherfucking self. Yeah, that's why you, you looking at her as above you. Ain't nothing above you, my nigga. You, you. Be the best version of you that you can be,

and then it'd be okay when the bitch tell you know. You won't give a fuck. You're like, make that bitch carry you everywhere. Because you're that nigga. See, that's the type of mental. I don't know about that part. I don't think all you're crazy. No, no, no.

Oh, so you don't know, time on, time on. So you don't think that a man having a better standard about. himself is going to help him in a situation. Why do you think that a man even looks at a woman and says, oh, she above my weight class when she's out of my league? I don't know. Sometimes I feel like women are.

Like, sometimes you can't fuck with her. Like, you just can't. Man, you can't be a bad bitch Ryan to Isuzu. You feel what I'm saying? No, but, I mean, you're good. Why can't you? You ain't fair to tell me. You're not good.

You're good enough for me. Bitch you're into Isuzu. What you meant? That is a Syria killer car overseas. That car is made for satch checkers. What are you at? Bitch, you ain't from there. Miss, I'll stop right in front of your car.

Like, wait a minute! You know how many the niggas got killed in that car? Bitch, you need to fuck with me. I say a weed. But then fucking, it's sizzle. It's a sizzle. Okay. And she's on the right side.

I'm looking for a bad bitch who drive a Subaru outback. A C-Bin top back is a crew. She probably loved the environment. Right. This got a C-Brig top back. That's the thing. What? When you say sometimes a man can't, he can't just fuck with her.

What does that mean? What does that mean? I don't know. I think everybody should be in their own lane. I mean, no, no, no. A man and a woman's interaction with one another, that's not a different lane. That's God. So you, let me ask you this.

So what's you mean? A teen can't love a two? Yes. Yes. No, not her. No, she lies. What's your number on the scale? Who are you?

I'm a cool seven. You a cool seven. I like that. Look at that shit. I know. So what are you then? I ain't shit. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, two and a half.

If you're looking for a nigga off that bit, no, I'm going to fuck your life up, take your kids, Capris, sons. I'm sitting around the house all that. Look at all. Wait, wait. Like, what are you thinking? I'm a two and a half, bro. At least you have yourself that half, man. I'm looking for shit to still, big.

I'm kicking it. I'm asking them all type of questions. Play with you know. Where your mama keep that money at a little name? Hey, we'll keep the PlayStation games at. I mean, you got here in the cabinet? Which one? You thirsty?

Shit. Hey, man, I can't fuck with y'all, man. But not, okay, so this is the thing, like, that's the reason why I don't agree with that. Because as a woman, y'all got these high-ass expectations for a nigga just for him to get some, like, just for him to even be in the class of thinking that you're going to give him some pussy. And I'm going to tell you why this is a problem. Because as a man, we got to show you the best of ourselves off the break. I got to have my shit together. I got to have a car, a job, take care of myself, my family.

I got to look good. I got to wash, smell good. Like you said, can't just put on cologne over the nut smell. I got to do all these great things. And then I still got to be able to fuck, too. So once you do give me some pussy, if I can't fuck all that other good shit I got going on with me, don't mean the motherfucking thing. Chico, wait, it's a great area in there.

What's the gray area? Because women like to rescue niggas, too. But now, they look at you like a homeless pub and she was like, oh, I can fix this nigger. But if you ain't slanging no dick, then you can't be rescued. Them niggas that's getting rescued is fucking the shit out of these. You got a bus like your life is pending. You see that nigger with a woman and she got everything going and he ain't got nothing going.

Just know that nigger is slanging dick and the word that got around. That's pretty much how that works. She's scared to let this nigger go. Because she know he's going to be able to throw that dick in somebody else and get a whole number ride to work. Disrespectful dick. He fuck all in the kitchen, living room. Exactly.

Don't even wait till the kids go to sleep. The baby on the bag. We don't walk his ass up and put him back to shit. That's the type of nigga getting saved. But the thing is, like, a man has to do all of these great things and have all of these great qualities about himself. And then, if he is lucky enough to get you off them great qualities, after he didn't build himself all up,

you expect him to just be yours. Like, a nigga can't even use all that great shit he didn't got on nobody else. Oh, so you're supposed to, like, share it. So you give it to me. You said it to everybody. You're saying it did. You're saying it did.

You're saying it did. Shit took you. Shut-to-d-d-d-d. I fuck you. I'm fucking friends. I fuck all of this. Shut-up. I fucking everybody. Shut-da-dick.

This is a level-a-d-dick. Shut-a-dick. I got the lover-a-dick. They love that dick. Community dick. All in the house. Community dick. I got community dick.

Community dick. You get some. You get some. You get some. You get some. You get some. You get some. We sludied.

You get some. We shudded. We hose. You get some, you get some. You get some. You get some. You get some. Give it away. Give it away. What? You get some. You get some. Give it away the dick meet you. You get some. You get some. Hey, man. That's the whole anthem. I'm not saying that you got to share it, but you expect me to have all of these great qualities about myself. You expect me to be this great person when I meet you. But then once you get me, you expect, okay, you did all of that shit just for me. All right.

That's it. That's it. It's just me now. So is it fair for you to say that a man is out of somebody's class when he has to build himself up to be all of these great things and then if he has to do that and he gets you, why is it only you then? But wait a minute, men, you guys want some outrageous stuff too. You want a flat stomach, big ass, big kitty, you got to cook, you got to cook, that's what I'm saying. That's how I know you. Come on. That's how I know you fucking with them niggies. Eat, me, eat, eat, eat, you fucking with them.

Good head and some good pussy, but you just say, like. They're like the fuck about that shit. The aliens are men in black, bitch. The ones that smoke the cigarette? Yeah. I'm like, yeah, bitch. That bitch got a good-ass pussy. You can fuck all what you talk, right?

That's crazy. Some dudes do have those requirements. But the thing about it is, you don't, you don't have an understanding. Most of, I'm not going to say you per se, but most women don't have an understanding of the mind or the way of a man's mind. Can I ask some of the, like, your followers, the people that watch the show, can I ask them a question? Sure.

Do y'all know what BV is? It's dirty dick Oh shit And y'all be having it And giving it to people So y'all want to make a song Oh shit You're a dick

Like BBB I don't know She had a hole with BB Hey look She's not in a soft spot For a dick Oh shit

She sat there and really Her only revenge Was to give us Dirty Dick In a song That we made up Hold up shit Oh you

Now we got to do a song Called clean Dick We got to clean his dick Around I ain't got Backcher of you Vaginosis bitch

Got clean I can't be in this song Big I can't be in this song How are you going to blame that funky pussy on me Uh How you're going to blame that

My dick is clean My dick I'm going to Be me That's a I got to I got to Just like glowfish

Be me Dick I got to I got to I got to I got to I got to clean You know you wrong

To bang that Bein that Me dick Clean dick Like that yesterday Before you gave me some pussy You know you're wrong You're going to jail

I should call the police on your ass Because you know you're wrong Trying to say that that Be Me used to you Would I pass But it wasn't Because my dick is fresh You know that

My dick's the best It smells like Mr. Green When I get out to shower And that's a long-ass song Yeah, exactly We deserve it How you know about BV though Because I know about it

Everybody's supposed to know about this shit And in there I ain't know about it until I had to Wait, wait, fellas, this is a moment of seriousness. Bacterial vaginosis, that's what she called. Does that come from a man or come from a woman having multiple sexual balls? Which one is it comes from? Both.

Bacterial vaginosis is it comes from the vagina. Exactly. Wait a minute, doctor. It comes from the vagina. Hold on, wait a minute. I'm not going to let you get him wrong ass and guys in here. Wait a minute. Bacterial vaginosis comes from the vagina.

But a nigger got to get it, fuck. hug, but don't watch the dick off, and then end up fucking another big, and that's how she gets it. Well, you had a good week then. I fucked out before. Hey, I fucked up before. I had a pass life. I fucked out before. I was fucking all night.

You get some. You get some. I didn't know that song was real life. I thought we was playing. That big a D.C. My dick didn't clean every night, because everywhere I'd be playing. I ain't know the song was real life. That's the thing.

That also comes with the type of motherfucker. you fucking with, because if you're fucking with a nigger who just, no, disrespect D.C., but that's just... I had a fast night, my dick, I feel like a white one. That's just fucking and not wiping the stick off. Who's next? Who's next? I'm geek that. Listen, listen, Randy, chill out now. The dick was on hard, bro. I know. I know how you get you to put it around and...

It didn't want to go down. Listen, bro. Listen, bro. You ain't never had your dick just didn't want to go down. Those times you got to cherish. Hold on. I'm fucking everybody. Listen, Mike, Mike, listen, Mike. I'm fucking everybody. I tried to tell Randy. Okay.

This is my partner, Mike. He sold me a boat. Yeah. Listen here. This is my partner, Mike. He sold me a bass boat. He gave me a goddamn money for it. Listen, I owe you, I owe you two hundred dollars.

Yeah, you got a damn liar. You're a goddamn liar. You said you wanted $350 for that boat. I did not. I told you. You know, God. I was there. He didn't want, he wanted, you wanted dollars.

No, this some bitch. This some bitch is going to come up here and act like he didn't say he wanted, how much he said he wanted him. He won't $200. I know what he's doing. He up here. He's trying to sell other boots up. Yeah.

Don't buy that a damn boat from here. He saw the damn. He saw the damn camera and they tried to add a pocket-up. Hey. Trying to get a free damn commercial. You got in the paper. What's you some bitches I ain't going to do is make me out to be a goddamn bad business. Listen here, Mike.

Listen here, Mike. You come up here with this fancy colored woman and you want a goddamn start some shit. You know he don't got colored women. You've got a good of that. Listen here. Looking years building up my goddamn. Listen here, Mike. I'll be a goddamn swampo.

I told you two months ago, don't you come up here starting those shit. Look at your mascara, porn anatomy. Hey, hey. I told you. I told you. I told you. Hey, oh, you're going to put a goddamn... Wait, Brandon.

I told you, Mike. I told you. I told you. I was going to come up here and we're going to kick your ass. Hey, you aren't going to kick my ass. You touch my brother. That's another friend hit your face, I'll tell you that. The day you fucking bastards kick my ass will be the goddamn day.

vote for Hillary fucking Clint. Hey, you can get the fucking talking like that. I think the balance already. I think the balance are ready. I'll tell you that much.

You're going to get your vote on the day. It ain't even no point in arguing with an asshole. Now, isn't it? I'll tell you that goddamn much. I'm going to tell he's going to get his going on the day.

I go in there and press the goddamn box for Hillary to ride him fucking Clinton. That's what I'll do. Well, listen here. You guys kick my goddamn. Listen here, that shit ain't going to happen. You're about this close to getting your ass

That's on his meter My meter already down here So you might fuck my meter up So he hit you. You don't want Randy on your ass Tell him, brother. Hey, hey, listen, man. Listen, man.

I don't know if you forgot I come up here to talk to you like a man. I don't know if you forgot who the fuck Mike is. Dude, what are we going to do about this book, man? Allow me to reintroduce my fucking cell. My name is Mike. Listener, what are we going to do about this boat, man? You want to do something you want to square?

I want my god-down money, but I want. And we're going to throw his ass in the water. Now, I really come up here to talk to you about this gal. I saw her first. All right. And then you took the $150 I gave before the boat, and you took her out to eat. Goddammit, she's playing both of us. I thought you didn't like that color.

I didn't say, I'd like that color. That kind of, not the dark ones like us. You confused me. I'll tell you this much. I'll tell you this much. I'll tell you this much, goddamn it. Maybe this might put us back in a place where you can be fucking. cool again, but, uh...

Hey, that shit wasn't worth that goddamn $150. I tell you. That's exactly what I'm... That's exactly what I'm talking about. I tell my brother, I tell you my brother can't stick your dick and everything. Listen, listen here, right?

I ain't nothing by sticking my dick in her now. Here you go again. I don't know that right damn far, but I'm just saying. I mean, wait a minute. You got to be more vulgar. Because I'm a little loose. Somebody pulled my truck up here. Let me tell you.

Somebody go get my goddamn truck. I'd had a few beers. Hey, listen. I'm about to pull this fucking boat right back in your fucking yard. Hey, hey, hey. Somebody go get my truck for me. I told you.

I told you. I told you. Hey, I told you. Hey, got them Mike's goddamn boat and motorcross sales. They ain't no goddamn refunds. Listen, Mike. You come up here with your hat in your hand

begging for us to put you on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. That's what he meant. You give you a shot and you come up here. He's up here getting free promotion. I told you don't trust a no man with man tits. I told you. Every time we get our thing back going.

Randy, these ain't no goddamn man. Those man tits. I saw your titty. I see your nipples through the shirt. I've been goddamn working out. That's why you don't wear a old woman. And you know why you got damn jealous? Because I got my own goddamn snuff coming out.

All right? And you motherfuckers are jealous of me. Hold on. Hold on. I got my own. Wait a minute. Right down snuff coming out. It's going to be called Mike's Hardscol.

You can take you, you are in your damn go-car and you can run your ass on up the hill. Hold on, Mike. Wait a minute. And I guarantee you, you goddamn bastards are going to be snuffing with Mike's hardstone. Wait a second. Hold on, Randy. Wait a goddamn second here. He's making me.

Okay. Okay, listen. Now, you say you got a snuff coming out. I got a snuff coming out, man. It's going to be goddamn good. I got all different kinds. You know how old you do. You know how the Negroes like to use the tobacco with the grapes?

No, you said snuff. You said snuff. No, but what I'm doing is I'm taking those flavors and I'm putting it in the snuff, right? So I'm trying to-me-right-you-shitting me right now. And listen, I'm telling you some shit that's true than a goddamn mama's goddamn story by the bedside. I'll tell you that much right now. All right, and I'm going to do it, and I'm going to be the first and now. See, we've been fucking around arguing with each other, but the goddamn Negro's been making all the money off the goddamn tobacco.

All right, so what I think we need to do is put our fucking silly differences to the side. No, what you need to do is pay my fucking brother his money. That's what I was going to say, too. We don't give a good goddamn about your schnep. I don't give a fucking, the whole story was bullshit. Really, you don't give a goddamn about it. The whole time, I'm like, fuck the snuff. Fuck the snuff.

I just want to see what this asshole was going to say. He's up here getting free promotion, I've told you. This motherfucker comes up here, man. Ratting and a raven about a goddamn piece of shit boat. Get back to the goddamn trailer park. You got to make it. Wait until I get back to the goddamn trailer park until all the boys. Sweetheart, I don't know how you put up with your hands.

You guys have been penangling up here with goddamn colors. I apologize on behalf of this motherfucker. No, you guys have found your way until God damn color. This is 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. No, this is goddamn. The trap house. That's what you guys have found your way to. Fuck you, Mike, and fuck you kindly.

Sir. I don't give a fuck which. you're talking about. Hey, you can get the fuck out of our studio. Don't let the door not right now. Hey, listen. You can get out right now. This isn't a goddamn studio. This is something off of the color purple. Listen to the goddamn movie. Listen, you're not

going to sit here and act like we just didn't finish playing the greatest hits of Leonard Skinner. God damn it. You know I don't fucking like, Lenny. I didn't ask you what you like. I told you what we did. I caught you listening to fucking Elvis the other day. Now listen here. Where's the coat? No, listen here. Where's the coat? You got Randy's

nose bleeding, buddy. I think it's about time you get the fuck out of here. I need another line. You're getting this goddamn close to this ass with me. Listen. I need another line. Stop talking to me, God damn it. Like, you don't know I got a goddamn rifle in my goddamn.

Listen here. The crazy part about it, I've been taking out your truck. You're messing with a thief. I like you right. Only pussies would run to a gun. I challenge you in your face like a man. Hey. You hear what I said, boy?

Hey, look at me. Look at me in my face when I tell you what I'm about. I don't want to see your fucking face. You better get out of my brother's face. Hey, first of all, you mind your goddamn business, pipsqueak. Oh, my. Pipsqueak! You're not going to talk to me a little.

You're not going to let him talk to me all right that. I'm not going to let him talk to you. Listen, you shit your ass up. Don't you fuck with Brandon. Hey, listen, I'm going to look at you through your goddamn nigger glasses. All right. So you're going to sit here and name call me? Yeah, you're going to way.

You went out to goddamn got in the trap house. You better have a goddamn. You better have that. Listen. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to look at you in your nigger eyes. I'm going to tell you one. So that's what you order me now. God damn.

You're a goddamn colored person now. You shut the fuck up. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to look you in your face and I'm going to tell you like a man. All right. Give me a cigarette, Randy. All right. I don't know what they are. I don't know what they're going to tell you like a man.

You lost my goddamn cigarette. I don't give a damn what your challenge is. I'm going to go and next goddamn week. I'm going to look in his truck. Look in my truck. Look in my truck over here. All right. We've got this beautiful,

local-colored woman here. I don't care. Listen here. And she took a shower today. Check this out. When the last time? Mike? What?

You can get the fuck off my radio. Hey, man, I don't give a fuck. Let him know what radio station this is. This is 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Hosted by Randy and Stevie. Yeah, well, well, well. That's my little brother right there. And that's my big brother.

Listen, you got him all mad, bro. I know I got him mad because he's a man. because he's a goddamn cock-sucker in my. Oh! I don't give a goddamn what everybody says. Your mama? You're her me-ma. Hey, my mama's your goddamn me-mong.

Yeah, me-ma. Stop back and like you ain't murdered my goddamn sister, you asshole. That pussy been garbage. It's been garbage. I don't give, I know. A dude's garbage. You're acting like I hadn't had the pussy before, God damn it. I know it's garbage.

Hey, there's no need to do all this hoop and hauling. We all had the pussy before. Of course we did. She's our sister, and we love her way more than you ever could. Yeah, I love her. Even though the pussy's garbage, I love her. You should love her. Y'all fucked up.

That's the most fucked up. No, that's it. They know it's true. It was going to get, like, we had to draw the line somewhere. That'd be, I don't know. I don't know what just happened, but fuck it. You know what I mean? You got to take that shit to the next level.

92 rebel, Randy. Hey, we'll be back in just a minute here. Randy rent the piss. Now, Randy, what the fuck my goddamn truck? Now, look. Did he take my keys with him? Yep. That's a son bitch ain't bringing my truck over here.

But since Randy's gone, I'm going to go here to promote this new makeup line I got coming out. Mike's mascara. It's really, really nice. It smells like, you know, a lot of things we like in our community, like Jack Daniels and, you know, skull tobacco and smells like kind of like. Mike, what the hell are you talking about? I'm just trying to get my stuff. Get the fuck off of that.

92 a.m. Rebel Radio. We don't get that fuck. I don't like the way you're talking to me. But what I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and promote my mixtape. It's coming out. I signed to Young Jock. I heard he was a big artist in black community.

So I signed a Young Jock, and we're going to be putting out a Meet Me at the Trailer. It's going down, down, baby. I don't know if that's the right title. but it's going down all right man you fucking retarded I hate y'all

no you don't you really don't do no you don't what else been happening let's see what else been happening in the world about the shit okay

oh did you like oh did you see the dirty motherfuckers in Buffalo had the Colin Kaepernick shirt with the scope with the who and the lady tackled him

with the who he had they were selling the Colin Kaepernick t-shirts with the um with the Scope on it. Don't you letting it know? That's fucked up, man.

Got two shoulders already. My nigga. My dude that shot at Zimmerman got 20 years. Yeah, I saw that. A dude that shot at Zimmerman got 20 years. And the nigger who shot the Charleston, they're trying to dismiss the, uh, they're trying to dismiss the, uh, what the walls? The charges?

The dude in the, uh, in the church? Yeah, who shot up the church? They're not trying to, they're trying to dismiss his charges. FBI. How the fuck are you trying to dismiss those charges? Missed those shots. This is the FBI. The lawsuit. Yeah, the lawsuit.

The lawsuit against the, what, against the status? Who was he through what they sawing? They couldn't have been so on him. I don't know. You know, black people, I always try to sue something else. Yeah, you got damn right. We should. We should sue for reparations.

I'll stop talking about this shit before we get sued. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sue you for talking. But you know what the crazy part is? It'll be some niggas that sue us. Hey, man, we said this shit first on our podcast. Oh, yeah. The nigger stealing from us.

85 South, niggis still on our ideas. These nigs wild out here with the podcast. I see y'all got that Naternal on the list, though. Yeah, we're going to remind everybody to go see that shit. You ain't seen it yet? You got to see that shit, man. They left a lot of the story out, but it's still hard. Are you ready to book?

Yeah, yeah. You know, niggas don't know the other part until you read the book. I got to know you read the book. Much love all the niggas will be reading this shit. All the way you got. We be reading. Hey, man, speak on niggas reading. This podcast is for niggas that read half a book and then go out and tell all the information like they wrote it.

That's what it is. And they be mad at you for not knowing. Nigger, the aliens been here. Look, nigger. This podcast for niggas who read, but end up thinking about some other shit that they read so they got to read that shit all over again. Damn. God, damn, man.

Hey, what happened with Azealia, that's me? What happened with Exelia Banks and Russia? I know I'm reading it for word for word, but don't think about other shit. My gosh. So, Azalea Banks was invited by the Rizza to Russell Crow's party. Oh, Rizzo what? The Rizza? The Rizzo from Wutang.

Oh, oh, man. And supposedly. She said that he choked her, spent on her, and called her a nigger. And threw her out. And threw her out. Are you serious? That ass. The niggum.

How the fuck did she get, the, the Russell Crowe choked her? Choked her. Was they fucking? No, no, no, no. No, they said she was talking about the music. She was taught, yeah, she was like, fuck the music, whatever. And then he, like, bare hugged her. Yoked her up.

Spin on, well, spit on her, called her a nigger and threw her out. How does she constantly get involved in all of this nut shit? Like, I don't understand. She's, like, she'd do it sometimes. Like, she'd be wanting this type of. attention so she got it she probably probably wouldn't even like that he was probably like a boo bitch and all of a sudden she i was choking he called me a nigger like bitch no one it probably wasn't i mean i don't say it wasn't because she'd be on the internet

coming at all of us who the hell i'm trying to fuck you niggas you don't respect the black woman i'm like i was a black woman it was a white niggas yeah and he's australian this podcast is for white niggas just that's just want to let that be known what about who's out of brad shit hit me hard i'm like white niggas yeah that's shit hit home. You don't know white niggas? It's a lot of white niggins. He'll call you a nigga before he even doing. You had to like, wait a minute. O'Dell Beckham came back to life.

O'Dell Beckham came back to life. He went crazy. I told him that, I let him know, man, you're a beast. You're a gold on that field. Niggas gone with all that bullshit. Joe him just like that. You know, when you got play a partner where you think that your friends, you get to talk to him like this. Like, hey man, you're a gold, nigga on all that shit, man. Go catch some balls. He's supposed

to the man, pause. He proposed to the net. He proposed to the net, yeah. That's gangster. Yeah, he went back over there to apologize. That was a real gangster shit. Yeah, they lost. But he went back over there, like, they lost to the...

They lost to the Ravens? I thought they beat the Raven. I know we lost to the motherfucking Seahawks. God damn! Hey, man, much love to the Falcons though. They've been bawling on these motherfuckers. They're bald, man, but they're not losing a little energy. Yeah.

How you gonna lose, man? It happens, man. You gotta keep that shit all the way through the game, man. See, we'll first half team. We'll go up 39-0, and then the end of the damn game. maybe like 49 39 39 I know Atlanta the only team that could be up by 21 at the end of the third and lose by 17 like what the fuck happen y'all niggas crazy I think they'd be sweet they put in the third stream in there's early side note I bet $30 ain't no Wi-Fi connection in this bitch right no I bet you a hundred dollars ain't none on this block yeah and they're supposed to be some loss niggins we in the part of town this is a story they still anything that looked like it

can have value. This is a storage, we, we're in the you all right now, we really ain't supposed to be over here. I bet.

I'm surprised y'all y'all niggas a real trap house. Ain't but one person over here registered with Georgia Power to have power

to have power nobody in this bitch in this bitch bootlegging power we're bootlegging a bootleg We see the nurse

ain't real that's why it's one landing you got a fake ambulance on standby all he's just strong in here he don't even

he's trying to be punching nigg's in the chest man that's what you I got him off. He's like, let me get it up. I'm like,

I'm gonna kill him. You're stupid. Who the fire catcher? Nogers? I ain't gonna'n't no damn nurse. All that shit. Why would the niggas be wearing scrunchies? Okay, he might work in the cafeteria.

No, you know. That niggins might work in a hospital of the cafeteria. Hey, yeah, he doesn't see that nick, you know what you're like, hey. You're stupid. You see what you have to walk? You're not, y'all didn't put the doctor in every position in the hospital. Except for the doctor. This nigga was seven.

You're going to grab it here? Nah, this man, them the niggas up. Them the niggas did. Yeah, he the niggas that make the beds up. Them the niggins that sell all the dope in the hospital. But you don't understand. Push the niggins to the next room. Yeah, yeah.

Them the niggas who listen to this show. That's what I'm saying. Why they're making up hospital beds? They're like, man, man, you're crazy for. Hell, yeah. That's what that's our family. Hey, man, this podcast is for the niggins who work in the hospital and the nigga OD and came in there.

But you know the nigger who sold him cocaine? What? What? You're like, damn, nigger. Lee runner got these niggins fuck up in hell, man. Yeah. That might be some good shit. Hey, this podcast is for a nigga that's been to fuck these folks up, bro.

You been going to go crazy on these folks, right. What? What? What you got to go crazy on these folks, bro. That's what this podcast is for, that's been going to go crazy on these folks. Mani podcast right here got down for a nigger who take all got down they to tell you what they're torn back and that shit.

They get slow and slow, y'all. Y'all, yeah, I'm out of the time they get to the end. He ain't got shit in the street. Yeah, bro, that shit. Hell, yeah. Yeah, y'all with that one nigga like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. That's it right now, y'all, y'all.

Every hood got a gangstah's nigga that still suck his thumb. I don't know why. I bet it a night. I don't get a fucking high gangsy you with it. I'm black. I saw a nigga on the first four they're sucking his thumb. I was like, that nigga guilty. That nigga.

is a killer. Yeah. He shot the nigger with the wet thumb. Yeah, his prints all over. Yeah, bro. It's all. He had the cocky mat to. Yeah.

All that shit on that. Stupid, motherfucker. Oh, stupid. You get your goddamn. You got, you get, what? Fork-a-ne-fork-a-hany. Hey, man, we're getting closer and closer to this election. Hey, baby, you got damn right, we are.

And the shit is getting scary and scarier. As the days go by. Like, it's like, this is like having to pick if you want to fight goddamn Mike Tyson in his prime or Bruce Lee in his prime. Like, that's the choices we got right now. Like that's the choice. Like, I look, nigga, you even fight Mike Tyson or Bruce Lee, both in their prime. Nick, which one you pick? And that's what I feel like the choice is.

I go with Bruce, but he's going to be too big trying to fly kick your hand. I don't know who I'm picking. I don't know. What the fuck? I'm a pick. Out of that choice. That put it in perspective for you. You got to fight Mike and his Mike when he still was wearing.

the white shorts in the basement box all he do with the uppercut dead niggins you gotta fight you gotta fight you gotta fight the bruce lee from god damn end of the dragon whichever one you want to pick that's who that's who that's what that's god damn bruce and mike tyson is is donald trump that's correct that's what don't even be saying shit he doesn't say some crazy but the thing is he ain't really saying nothing crazy it's just the fact that he's running for president like everybody say that wild shit and do the shit that he's doing it's just the fact that he's running for the top office in the land that make it like it's like Like, how are we going to have a motherfucker like this?

This motherfucker, a real dirt bag, man. And then, you know, the thing is... He'll be a recent dirt bag, like, really recent. That shit ain't old like he's trying to play at all. Yeah, exactly. That shit was happening when Cash Money Records was taking over for the 99 to the town. You know, that's a vivid-ass memory, nigga. But Hillary, though, but I'm saying, like, you got...

You got footage of her talking about niggas. These niggas are super predators. What is the fuck is... What is a super? What is a super predator? Look, that mean you had to be a predator first. And then upgrade like a super sane. Yeah, like a nigga.

You were a regular predator and all of them. You was a regular predator. You got your first chop and it was like, uh, ah, ah, then you became a super predator. You had to eat that red mushroom. I am super nigger. What are your superpowers? I can eat more chicken. Have more baby mamas and shoot more niggas and rap better than any nigger in the world.

and I want to train your 13 year old son to do the same like this nigga Bill Clinton said at a Black Lives Matter rally like I don't know why people didn't catch this but he said somebody said hey motherfucking you

basically put niggas in jail with them laws he was like no what I did was to protect the community you are rooting for people who got 13 year olds hopped up on crack cocaine and sent them out to do gang missions I'm like nigga Bill what niggas in the hood is giving 13 year olds

crack. Like, I just don't understand where he got that idea. Nobody again. That's going to show you how Maybe a 15, yo. Okay, check this. Crack, my nigga? Check this out. I mean, that was the biggest.

$100. That was the biggest misconception about the whole drug shit at school. They made it seem like motherfuckers was out there on the streets just giving away drugs. Ain't nobody giving away no goddamn drugs. But back in the day, boy, a dime was like this.

Yeah, but you had to have a dime money. A dime was like this. You had to have a dime. A dime is. Nick, that little small piece of deodor that's on to your arm, that's a dime now, nigga. I mean, but that's, I just don't, I don't know who. I might just be fucking vote for Pedro or some shit, nigga.

I don't know from, uh, goddamn Napoleon Dynamite, man. I might just write that nigga in the bow. Put the time ain't need to run, boy. Something like that. Poot a time get these bidsies and live. You know what I mean? I just don't understand. Like, it's just not a, it's not a, it's not a, Obama at least made a nigga feel good.

But that's what I'm saying. This man was super-educated, super-classed, then they were just like, well, fucking, who else wanted to try this shit? What did you imagine, like, Donald Trump got five, uh, five babies by, I think, like, five different women. He all grabbed their babies. He running, he running around grabbing pussies and kissing bitches in the mouth. Could you imagine if Obama had five babies by five different women was known for grabbing pussy and kissing bitches in the mouth? This thing is all this niggins. Not only would he have to release his birth certificate. his child support records will be out community college

his background and background everything all his Facebook messages all his inbox everything like this shit is just like Donald Trump does really be saying shit to see how fuck can it go exactly I grabbed the pussy that motherfucker said

people forget when he said I can walk in the middle of the street and shoot a motherfucker and still wouldn't lose no voters I said he said that shit he said I can walk in the middle of the street and shoot somebody and still wouldn't lose no money he just got through what do you got to lose

yeah exactly Like, I just don't like the way that this election is making me feel. It's putting it in our face how fucked up it is for us. Like, it's in our face now. It's like, oh, shit, really? What? Jesus coming back to tell me, but he ain't going to come back. He's going to come back.

He's going to come back. You know, all you're going to hear is, yo, I'm like, what the fuck? He's tired, my nigga. What if Jesus do come back, but you ain't seen him yet? Like, yo, that nigga Jesus is here. This is the spot last night. That's crazy. No, that may they left your ass if you ain't seen them.

That's scary. You don't want to get that. Like you could tell what block he's on. You don't even know how prolific over thought that is. What if Jesus come back and take everybody before Donald Trump become president, Nick? I'm gonna be yelling all the good shit I did. Remember when I did that shit for my two, my neck?

You can't leave it down. He can't leave me, bro. Fucked up. And fucked up. Ronny got to change his drawers. He sweating like a motherfucker. That man, Ronnie got to change his under way. That nigga then sweated his drawers out.

Hey, man. This has been another love. lovely ass episode. Just a half. Listen, for the people who are going to watch this, and let's get this, let's get this to a million views.

All of the 85 South stuff to a million views, man. Let's get this. And then make sure that these two motherfuckers know that I am a host on this show. Like, stop acting like, I'm not the other host. You good, bro.

You got a job, bro. No, no, no, no. No, no. Like, listen. Y'all niggas going to stop acting like, this ain't my goddamn show. This is what happened. Before you go, though, before you go

This is my show. This is all we're asking from you. Before you go, leave Steve with a voicemail. Man, I will leave Steve with him. Leave it right now. He's fucking young comedians and ain't fucking with me. I hope you, Steve be watching this shit. Steve, hey, hey, look at me, man.

He cut it off when his son getting in the room. He was like, what you want, son? This nigga, watch the hell out there all. Hey, Steve, I know you're looking, man. Listen, man. This is my show, all right? So we need to be in a facet. that is more

to the standard of our living. You know what I mean? And I'm bald like you. You know what I mean? I'm in your lane. You just show an edge. That's the side of your face. Diggins,

nobody's to see your head? Sneak and peeked ass, thing. Hey, yeah, I'm bald a little bit. I just got to give him a little bit. You got to give him a little bit just like, there you go, Steve. I'm here, man. I could be the host of damn inside edition

or talk to me. Or Jeopardy or something. But you got to give us the right platform. You can be like the David, rough. But without the lead singing and shit, just... No, nigga, without the fucking drugs. There's fucking the lead singing. I don't want to do the crack.

But anyway... Anyway. Hey! Steve, man, we can't be in here no more. You know what it's smell like in here, man? What does it smell like? Struggle. Struggle. Struggle. Fail and failure.

Determination. But we're still in here because we got something special. Cocaine residue. Exactly. We got something special, man. And we got something special and you need to be a part of it. And when you still had the hot top fade with the choppy, like the edge up was so crisp that you had niggas in barbershops all over the hood trying to get their edge up man getting

it actually called a steve harvey line exactly see what i'm saying like we believe in you we believe in you steve like we believe in the message in full you got to start over okay well steve harvey uh this is chico bean uh lead host of the 85 south show we ain't do shit um i don't understand how you feel comfortable letting us be a part of something so great and then removing us from the facilities that you allowed us to be a part of uh You know, I'm an avid fan. I've been watching you ever since, you know, the zoot suits and everything, man. You know what I mean?

Like me and Carlos, actually about to do the Steve Harvey Fashion Show. It's coming up. We went to the little place in Memphis and got a whole bunch of zoops, man, and we're about to just put dudes in them as a tribute to you. So if you can just please find it in your heart to get us out of this Section 8 building we've been recording in these past couple episodes, I would really appreciate it, man. This is Shigo Bean, the lead host of the 80s. Hey, Layla,

You should feel like intake, Steve. Leave, Layla. Can you leave Steve's voice mail for it? We're trying to get everybody to come through and leave a voicemail so we can hear this shit. Leave something sexy. Hey, Steve, I'm in this decrepit building with these guys. Please

help them out. Donations. Put Chico on the show. Yeah, no, no, Chico is on the show. Don't confuse. This is my show. This is my show. See, y'all fucking. See, that's that shit. We're talking about. No, we not. Steve.

No, we not. Just get us back in the goddamn studio. Yeah, Steve, get us back in the goddamn studio so we can fuck these folks up. You know what I'm saying? We got to fuck these folks up. We gotta go crazy on these folks, bro. Red Bull. My nigga. We are the bitch.

We are the bitch. Y'all are tired. I hate everybody involved. That was hilarious. All right, we got to do it again. We didn't get any of that. None of it? None of it, man.

That should have been fucking hilarious. How you guys are going? We didn't record any of that. So you guys can just run that whole thing back again. We get that same thing the exact same way. And we go. Just one more time. 85.

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