The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Trap House Pt. 7 feat. Ronnie Jordan | Ep. 47

Episode Date: October 28, 2016

Clayton is on the road. DC & Karlous invite funny man Ronnie Jordan to the trap to get him accustomed to how we're living while letting Steve know we didn't do anything. Karlous tries to discuss more side n*gga rules, but Ronnie is a married man and has no clue. More freestyles, more #thispodcastisfor and more funny! Download, then subscribe, then share! #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, dude we talk on that beach town. Because if you don't, they're going to kill you when you done. Hey, I'm eating five. You know it's hard out here for them. Bobby John. You know it's hard out here eating shrimp. You know it's hard out here eating shrimp. Give me a motherfucking bag on these motherfucking fools.

Who the fuck do they think you are, bro? You already got, you guys got the formula, man. Y'all got a good operation going. They'll be there about to tell you how different. Appreciate that, brother. This is a nigga with a laptop in the closet right now to my boy. You got to record that bitch again, Caw, because you're popping out. The fact that you can smoke in here, trunks all that fancy shit.

Whoa. That sound like a buddy panel. Hey. Jesus. God grew that for us. Yeah. No dicking around from you, too, that you riffraff. Yeah.

I don't know that. You're a new buddy. But you're not going to bring your big problems to a small situation. Okay. I didn't bring any problem to you, pal. All right. Okay, my brother, Steve. Hello.

My shit, keep going to listen. We're going to do it. We're going to get it. We're here. Is this telephone working, man? It's here. Listen, bro. Chill out. We're going to get it fixed up for you, buddy.

Just relax, man. Hell, we'll figure it out. Call Randy. Scooter know what's going on. Scooter. Scooter knows, man. Hey, scooter. Hey, buddy. What's up, bud?

Hey, big guy. Somebody called Scooter. Get Scooter up here. Scooter fixed. We got today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what. Today's in the building. away from Cincinnati, Ohio.

Today's in the building. From the east side of Atlanta. Today's in the building for the cities in California. 85. 85. 85. You may have a broke-ass person now, man. Well, we back.

85 saw we in a bit. You are already in the way in a bit. Hey. We got running through the day. Hey We're about to have a Dovan show It's the 85 soft show

For the niggas For the niggas For the Caucasians All types of motherfucking age Even Jamaicans We got Native Americans We got African Americans Even got African Americans

Even got dark skin africans We got bitches in Australia Puts it too far away But they'll mail you so We got snaps of the tits, shout out to the holes that we got in different cities, hold up. We got bitches out around the world

talking about Europe, talking about the one to give me son. I fuck the bitch, she really was an ugly one, but I had to fucking in the way because I ain't never fucking everywhere we go. The people always ask when the podcast is coming now, because it's going to make me

laugh. It's the 85 South show, bitch. We in the bitch, who in the bitch, hey? Who in the bitch with us? Hey, this my nigger, Ronnie. He's like Weed and buying Jordan He liked weed and buying Jordan

Hey, he like weed and buying Jordan Hey, weed and buying Jordan We ain't in this bitch one more time, nigga This is the 85 South show He's like weed and buying George That's my central ever in life We do our own intros every show Can I get that from my Instagram

Because my nephew don't believe I know y'all Man, shout out to your nephew This is Jonathan, Jonathan Hill Jonathan Hill Justin Hill How are you gonna play this for his friend Right, like this is...

But it's gonna make it better. You're gonna make his ass level go up. He's gonna be a motherfucker ass my middle night. He's about to run the little ROTC. He'll be like, why you always got to say some nasty shit, Ray? Because I'm gonna nash that motherfucker. Shout out to your nephew, though, man. Yeah, man.

Because it's hard as hell to be cool to kids. Kids don't believe nothing cool. They think they're the funniest in the world. Right. Everybody older than them is old as fuck. Like these new kids don't have no feelings. They be like, man, that nigga, old. fuck.

Yeah, that nigga. That's how I knew. You ain't my dad? Right. You know how I knew I was old when my nephew was old enough to look at me. He said, bring that ass here, boy. I said, Nick. Nick.

Nick, a curse. No, he said he bleaked himself. And I was like, and he's still going to roast me because of D.C. Thank you, D.C. Hey, man. It's a privilege. You got my family members roast. It's a privilege.

You have penetrated the culture. Fly has impact on the culture, man. Boy. You change our people roast. We used to roast like old blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. sad boy you like break nigger you gotta do an intro now you know how funny your shit got to be with that intro

when you see a nigga down in hallway it's like you've been roasting your partner all day and when it's in the class when you're trying to go between class he thought he ducked you uh-oh all he here was by bring that ass hill back niggily like he ran his soul well he can't get closer bring

that ass here by that nigga like oh who he's in a roast that shit is amen hey that's gonna be the new boxing day they're gonna have him instead of Michael Buffer. This is going to be the perfect time for me to tell niggas to stop DM and me

talking about roost in D.C. They sit there. D.M. You have to rest of him. I'm like, sending that shit to him. My motherfuckin be sending me pictures of their themselves like, hey, bro. I know you go hard, but don't go through hard, roast my hand.

Oh, my God. It's the fame car. It's crazy. Leave me out of it. I wish I was in high school with that shit. Do you wish you was in high school at the level you at right now?

I wish I was. You did so much shit just like that. I would have been. I wish they had Wi-Fi when I was in high school. I'm gonna drop that. We had dial-up. You know how long until the watch porn with dial-up?

We were still play outside. We still had flip phones and shit. You feel what I'm gonna see? God damn. You can't know about no outside. Man. They don't even know what the front door, the back of the front door looked like.

Yeah, nigga. Hey, man, they don't fuck with outside. Outside. It's bugged. But outside is fucked up now. It ain't the same outside. It's not the same outside. Because people are in the house.

No. It's a lot of strangers. You can't even fuck with me. You can't even fuck with me. Weird shit. But they went because, you know why? On a few people still trying to go outside. Niggas, it's clowns hiding in the motherfucking woods right now.

Nick, because there ain't no witnesses out there. I didn't even really fucking clown anyway before this. First of all, let's talk about that. Hey, we'll whoop a clown ass right now. Let the clown got down. Try to bat joy to some kid life and let me be around, see what happened. I only like 100,000. Don't scape the thing in front of me.

You know what scared me down? Bills. That's what scared me down. I'm grown his head. A stack full of unpaid bills. Oh, my God. If I don't know this. That's all the

ass do, oh my God. I hate bills. Bill days are fucking horrible. That's fucked up, what y'all been up to? Jacking off with Hotel lotion. That shit burned.

That's a cool way to say you travel. Jack it off with Hotel lotion. That sounds like some shit of old niggins. That sounds like a pop shit, jacking off with the hotel lotion. That sounds like the name of a new Travis Scott album. Travis Scott presents jacking off with a hotel lotion. tail lotion. That shit would be hard, too. Pick up the phone, baby.

Hold a lotion. I know you're home, baby. He brought Chris Cross Braves back. What you got going on? We got this new gangster-ass red boy. I ain't never seen this camera. Jokes and shit. Oh, these are new Red Bull? This is a new Red Bull. Yeah, yeah. They putting us up on

some Red Bull that you ain't seen. If we keep drinking all this damn Red Bull, we're going to die. Speaking of drinking Red Bull, bro, we're going to we're going to do the, we're going to take all the flavor but Red Bulls, we got to see what's liquor go with the best. Yeah, we're doing.

It's the challenge we need to do, D.C., for all the people who are listening. We need to, we need to do to record a video of you singing Titties in the building. Okay. And we're going to pick the best one, and you'll win something. We'll find something to give you.

I don't appreciate y'all singing, I don't appreciate y'all singing tithes in the building when I came in the room. But when you came in the room, you did have Titties in the building. Hey, bro. I know that. That's why I got a jacket on now.

That's 90 degrees in this video. Wow. I'm coming myself up like a single mother. It looked like a bathrobe. You're covered up the tits. It definitely looked like. Leave a nigga alone. Hey, man, I know fat news ain't in style now, but y'all, they're somewhere.

They're just wearing shit too little. Man, you're really now. Hey, make sure if you want to win the Titties in the Building Challenge, record a video of your version of Titties in the building, and we're going to pick the winner, right? Don't show any Titties. No, we don't have to show no. Fuck, well, he's all right.

You can show this. Sing it. Send my eyes to me with titties out. I'm like, yeah, that's a bill right there. That's top tete. You know they're going to do that right.

That's going to be on World Start top ten. You're going to have big of tithes. Y, I got to get tities in the building on World Star compilation. That's how I found out information. You're going to put it on our tone. That's how old people. That's how old people find out.

In the building. We're talking about big old titty. Tid eyes in the building. What if you are a digger with titis? We don't want them. In the building. We all don't want women with the Tid eyes in the building

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They don't know what's making them blow up at this point. I know what's making them blow up. What? It's a couple of these bullshit-ass mixtapes on Apple Music. Wow. That's just making these fuckers blow up. I thought the news had something to do with it. Oh, I don't think it's a lot of garbage music.

iPhone cell ain't talking about shit either. That shit has got no headphone jack on the door. I said bull tape makes it green and blue. You got the 7? I got the bullshit. I got the 6S plus. I got the 6x. I got the 6x.

I just got the 6 plus. Don't upgrade. Yeah, I got the 6. My shit. I had to upgrade. Let me tell you something. I got the 6. You can keep the 6.

Let me go to the 7. No, I got the 6 S plus. My shit, the 6 plus I had, just stopped working. I got a new phone. I'm a firm believer in never going raw. You have seen somebody with their iPhone out. You'd be like, bro, if you don't put up all the box on that bitch. Man.

That's right there. That's wrong. They're talking hard for real. But you always see them later with the crack, Spider-Man's face. That's too much responsibility. Yeah, man. And I look, so I never take my auto box off, so you got your auto box. If you can have your phone with no case on it, you got an iPhone, you're a responsible-ass adult. It still happens to responsible adults.

They get the Spider-Man. If you ever want to challenge your adulting, take your fucking phone case. You know what you got the phone with the car holder. I did not believe that until I had to get the phone with the car holder. Oh, for real. I would never use no shit. I would never. I was at the show of Memphis at Chuckles.

I'm swiping my car selling my DVD. This chick dropped my phone because I could only plug the square up. She dropped your phone. It was my new phone. I had just got one because the shit had died. That was my new phone. That's what you get for trusting people. I trusted her, man.

Now I type it in there. That's what you get said having your phone has a cash register. Shit, you're supposed to get and say a dope off the iPhone. Bryce, they stop doing everything you're hearing the rap song. You got to, though. We already talked about that. This shit, here's the police. It is the police.

That's why I always shooting the bird at this. Well, they got to stop doing crimes and putting up their location on Instagram. Nicks me taking selfies and shit. You're going to be like that. At the CVSJ pulled up. Bigg, they got all the pills.

Hell no. That was a real story. They had caught these boys. They took a picture with all the coldine and the pills. They had. No. All you got to do is go to your fucking explore page.

There's somebody on there doing something illegal. Some. How old them niggas do that shit? Man, I saw a nigga shout out the nigger that sold him the weed and the lien. Shout out to my niggins at such and such for getting me straight on this. The Utify as a plug with the plug emojis. Wow. These nigger hit, man.

The day that dude shot itself in the face, that shit. I didn't believe in nothing on the internet no more. Who? You see the dude putting the gun to his job? Oh yeah. The rap dude. Or even when they come to miss. He missed that beat, he uncut reference.

He didn't know. I ain't know about that. I was. when he was lying caught. That was the same video show, but the other dude that wasn't the popular thing. I'm trying to kick it tonight.

Oh. I'm trying to change the town on him. Barrett time. Oh, that's the one where the chicks be bad-tham and get naked. Hey, bro, those videos. Those videos were horribly awesome. Oh, they was horrible.

Awesome. What's the white girls? Time to get freaky. Oh, shit. Yeah, we had that booshes. White girls. Stopping up a real studio. It's like, bro.

I ain't got no panties on. It was a bunch of classics. I ain't got no panties on. A bunch of classics. A bunch of things. Shout out the BETT uncut. This podcast is for niggas who still got the BET uncut, VCR tapes. Yeah.

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stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into

lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Uh-oh, we look We're losing shit It's a fake-ass thunderstorm Uh-oh, fake-ass Thunderstorm Nicks upstairs, walking too hard Hey, fly

Hold up, bro, you know we're still on the mission, man What are we doing? You gotta leave Steve voice me up, man Let's do it So, I remember you guys I was on like one of the first One or two episodes of this show It was in a lovely studio

Like, anchorman chairs Four hundred-dollar seats I'm sitting in I know what I'm, because all fat people know what good seats were like. I was in a big-ass nice office chair. I could move to armrest and everything. I'm like, I can fit this bitch. That's what's up. These things are fitting 800 on this seat.

It's 12 of the bitches in there. And y'all not in that, no, no. I ain't, because I'm your homeboy. I ain't ask you what's going on. But we leave it a voicemail for Steve. Leave Steve a voicemail. Let him know when you do shit, man. Yeah, let them know.

So you guys were accused or something? No, we're not us. It's a light-skinned, nigga, this time. Oh, shit. That's why we want you. You to tell Steve we ain't do shit. We got a petition going. See, if the black nigga would have told something,

he would have been so mad enough where they would have heard his side out. See, when you light skin, you just get blaming. You got to move on with your life. Wow. Can't leave Steve with your mouth for. Mr. Harvey, ruler of all things comedy. This is Ronnie Jordan.

I open for you at Hampton University in like 2006. I did a good job. I came out to DJ on to walk it out. I was lit. Had a sweater vest on. by Sean John. Anywho, I'm with my buddies, 85 South

Show podcast, and they're not in your lovely studio that they were in earlier, man. I don't know what happened, what kind of tiff you guys had. I don't know what transpired. I don't know Mr. Harvey what these, I'm not even going to blame on these guys because I know

these guys. These guys are stand-up guys. Carlos has seen my children before and my wife. He knows them. Everybody doesn't know my family, man. DC Young Fly Cool guy Trust both of them With my life

Please Mr. Harvey We are in An actual bando If you don't know What that is It's gonna listen Like four Migo songs

Any kind of It's like a crack house Tramp House is a more luxurious term for that But it is a flat screen in here So it's kind of on the borderline But It's getting late over here

Mr. Harvey And I grew up in this neighborhood And I'm kind of afraid Because I was over here in the 80s all the songs are about this area with love comedian Ronnie Jordan let them back in

Tell them we ain't do shit They didn't do shit We didn't do a damn thing It was Chad's fault No we got to ride with my party Chad that do shit That's right God damn it's like you think he's going to work

You know what Chad probably got called doing He probably was in there by himself With the lights off and he did the whole Fade Kanye West song the whole Tiana Taylor video He was in the faith He was in by itself

And did the whole That's what I picture All light skin dude Is doing Right after that ad I was like Every light skin dude Is gonna learn this

Hey people will be asking me About this shit They want to know What my tweets mean Will you tweets me They mean what they say I'm gonna read the team I said

Here go one of my tweets I said Your lady can always Get a dude Better than you But your unlucky ass got a move to find somebody. It's sad, ain't it? Wow, that was real.

You did that in under 140 characters? Yeah. Shit. That should need to be written in a wall somewhere. You need a Grammy. Bro. Read it one more time. Look.

It's a fact. Look, your lady, she can always find a dude better than you. Right. But your unlucky ass, you got to move out of town to find somebody else. It's sad. You got to move. You ever know this. You got to move.

You got to move. You got to go through a bad break. break up, he can't get no more holes. Houston is a, I've heard it's a very good, Houston is a great place to go to get back on your feet. It's like rehab, like when athletes go to rehab, yeah, they go to Houston to get their legs back. And then you can bring it back to the age, rejuvenated.

Right. Okay. Here go another one. I said, don't wait until 2.30 to want some sex. You should have been on your shit by at least 10 a.m. They stopped serving breakfast at 10.30. That's really. Basically what I'm saying is, you got to get.

get your ass up early you can't just you can't just come up with some plans to get some pussy at 2 30 the early bird get the worm bank head bounce yes yeah the early bird get to give the worm in this situation yeah ah wow like if you know you tired of going to bed by yourself don't just don't just wait till it's bed time to get them off you need to be like hey this is what you're giving this away for free yeah you're giving these this game this is your book bro we need it what's up man i'm working on the book coming out real soon you're just like parables i every episode

I try to drop some game on me just to know because I know it's a nigga who disclose he is close away from being great right right he did look guidance he just need to turn a degree or two you're right on course confidence just a little bit off you bet you're DC young fly now watch your shit on

hey what happened I'm just saying I don't know what the fuck a young niggas hear his words that he just guided on the right path the greatness I'll be talking to fly all the time. He won't get what he fuck. He's gonna do the shit anyway. He's gonna do what he gonna do?

I was like, nigger, hey. I always looked at him like, y'all. He was like, he was like, what's smoking a black, right? I had the dub. He was like, he don't ass. I was like, he gave me a, uh. So he was like, man, this shit.

Nice, man, we don't move out of that shit. I was like, you right, Lo. Flick that bitch again, huh? I don't get a damn about this place, man. He didn't get a fuck. Hey man, look, but this is the, but this is the, this. But you know one thing?

But look how far he didn't came, though. I know it was another fly that we don't know that would have the game. No fuck. This is the thing, though. He's so consistent. He don't give a fuck no matter where it is. That's good, though. At least you just say everywhere.

They can't say your faith. Right. I remember what the dream before he got on on. He was like kind of an asshole to everybody. He was cool with me. You know what I'm saying? But they say he, you know, he's, they're my, did my shit run up? A lot of shit.

You can't say shit about nobody on Rock Nation. Can't he? They can't. It's like a burble Cut that bitch off, you got some comments You see the comments on this shit? I got some,

some YouTube comments What? Inslee nigger, 17. Inslee, nigger, 17. What the 17? She really says she, her name is Enzley, and she's called you a nigger

and she's 17. This is a podcast for the niggas. Hold on what you said? This is a podcast for the niggas that get fired but still get dressed and leave the house so their girl won't find out.

Wow. Got some real nigga shit That's real shit Why is the nigga hat and that's some Childish-ass shit? Yeah He might be 16 at this point He's a pussy

He's going through that right now That's how I'm too real We got impossible media On God She put God Capitalized all letters On God If it wasn't for y'all

I would get fired That worked for following asleep Listen to the 85 South podcast Keep me a week all day Thank you Please never stop But bitch we need part of your check Ooh

We're putting in work with you We didn't doing overtime. Y'all charge your family right now. He charged him right away. Oh, that last one, dope. No, that was crazy. That's some cool shit. We got Joseph Cardinas.

Man, we get, we cross the over. Y'all are going to lay the streets. Bro, when you see, we got all the Hispanic people. Don't worry about it. Ever since they started doing the podcast in the trap house, that shit got even better. These motherfuckers, they can't lose. I said the same time.

This shit is funny. Like, it was funny already, but y'all up. Y'all is up. We feel like we at the house. Damn, I wish this motherfucker keyboard at work. I'd be like, hit on the keyboard. We're going to get that shit working.

Hey, this shit feels like old YorM TV raps, though, but like a wolf they really can say what they want to. I just feel like a rapist. I can see y'all pitching this shit, like pitching the niggas videos. Hey, this podcast is really for niggas who don't like the way the first two licks of pussy tastes when your first time is.

I don't either. Like the first two legs be hard. It's like taking a rap off of that bitch. You got a rap on this one. Hell, yeah. That's funny! The first two legs supposed to be chemistry. You got you missed that rap on that dumb

and you can't get that. That shit like margarita salt. That shit's funny, he said. Yeah, that's who the podcast. That's who it was for. Yeah. Chicks who got one nipple pierced. Every time I see a chick with the one nipple pierce,

I just always wonder, is that like the favorite titty? That's it. Oh, they just, it was too scared to get the other. She couldn't take no more. It was too sensitive. Yeah. Women who got them. Nip appears. Make sure you see that shit.

This is for niggas who go to church, but they got an eighth in the car, though. Why they take it to church with him? Because they, they've stopped. Their cousin was at church and met him up there. You just don't turn nobody at your crib. That too, but they were, they're family. Right. It was a family.

Never mind. Hey, this podcast right here is for niggas who plan out the blood. Like, they were like, look, I know I got to go pick my girl up at 3.30. I'm going to smoke half of that. I'm going to leave that bitch in the ass trail. Yep, in the car. Then by the time we get back home, shit, my shit will be on.

I smoked half of the half of the half. Then say it a little bit for half that I eat. You know what I'm saying? Niggas who got the fractions broke down in the blunt. That's a very economical way to smoke weed. Like, if you want it. Because that last fourth of the blunt is the best part, especially when it's by yourself.

Yeah, it's by yourself. You know how much in my life I didn't got together with that last little fourth of that blunt. That shit gave you that idea. Like, oh, shit. I don't know where this fucking money going to come from. I betcha ain't even moving It's just like

It's like Jesus be like on here Because I know you ain't got no more weed That's ain't at that last Before you ain't a long time Sometimes God to look out for you Like shit This motherfucker ain't moving I still can save this bitch

I'm gonna hit that bitch for 15 minutes That I lit That I lit But that first That first motherfucker be gone like a mother That should be gone I'm a nigga Yeah

One song I just left Denver bro so man shit went in the shit that they're doing in Denver you to get high

and do shit any wrong that's not even that's not even you they got a laugh like ha ha ha you got you got a

you got to blow that gas y'all been smoking that board over that that shit they got that boy baby all the brain fucking all the technology high

all electronics have all electronics even the pictures on the wall the camera hat in the motherfucker look how the lens just blink

they got all the technology all the drug people on the wall. They got shoday, she smoked with Barber again. He'd be on that H. Hey, man. How are you just going to do what you're going to come through and disrespect our ledges on the wall? No, I said they all.

They all are. They all high. They all smoking. Hey, man, not this time. We're in this bitch. Look, D.C. Tripper. Just in the middle of the show, man. Just randomly.

What? Talk about what? We do got some special coming out. We do got some special coming out, but I ain't going to tell them about, man. I got to do it first. Get somebody out of me? Are you ready for your special?

Yeah, I don't want to... Are you ready for your special? Yeah, I'm ready. Grateful. Yeah, man. So look, look, you guys talk about those specials because I was supposed to go for something. Okay, all right, fuck it. I was trying to be modest and be humble.

I was trying to be humble about it. Look, we're about to shoot half-hour specials for Kevin Hart's L-O-L network. It's going to be dope. It's 12 comedians all together. We're going to shoot four at a time, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, right? Yes, sir. Yeah, man. Right in Atlanta, Georgia, at Center Stage.

it's going to be lit, man. We're keeping it going. It's epic, man. It ain't been nothing like this is a long time, man. I'm proud to be a part of something that I know is going to be historical and be part of a big moment.

This is a moment. All right. D.C. Youngfly. As you can clearly see, D.C. is leaving right now. So don't want to be. Got a show tomorrow, man. My boy's got their motherfucking specials all this week. Y'all make sure y'all be tuned, bitch.

Be tuned, bitch. Be tuned, bitch. I got the same. show tomorrow. Yeah, you guys are, okay. Yeah, we got to fly out tomorrow, man, go to Houston and shit. I see y'all boys the wild boys, uh, wild boys, right? Right now, we just

we really just trying to do as much as we can right now, why the name is hot. People showing us, people showing us love everywhere we go. The name is hot, the brand is hot. Um, comedians are evolving. You know, we're all working on our shit. So it's, every show is different. That's what's up. Keeping it fresh.

We got, you know, just trying to work the muscle. I feel like y'all got a whole other generation meant to stand up comedy live like we do because you know you got to

keep in mind our generation ain't started coming through the show that the people who watch this podcast

they ain't coming to the comedy show they're not old enough right a lot of them but it's even you know

some of them but yeah they they get the keys you know you get the keys when you figure out

it is way cheaper and it is more women than a comedy show than a regular club is a regular club

will host you $100 VIP you got to get something and then everybody going to stare at the rapper.

Hold up, I fucked up because I said, we do get a lot of people who fuck with the podcast at the show. Well, I'm saying, that's good, but they'll be mad as fucking about that. But that's what a podcast is fuck.

We got your ass ass assing, we got your ass assing, though. I know who's watching this shit. Yeah, yeah, they show up. They're petting like this, man. But that's the point. That's the y'all keeping y'all self out of here.

Our audience so petted. They roasted a nigger who was roasting us just for roasting. Like one of these comments say, and still, fuck Rodney. Look. Clone me, 12 says, fuck Rodney again.

Again. This case you thought it was sweet, Rodney? No, Rodney is the notorious 85-south show hated. Oh, what is he doing? This nigga, he comes in the comments. He'll say, have the comment and be positive, but the rest of it be fucked up. Like, hey, man, the podcast is funny as fuck y'all keep doing y'all thing, but y'all some bitch-ass niggas anyway. And if y'all ever come to my shit, I'd slap it, fuck out y'all, y'all, y'all keep doing your thing, much luck.

Like, you feel what I'm saying? Rodney the troll? Rodney's the troll? This is the crazy part. I didn't say this shit on like four or five episodes This nigga worked at the skating ring Part time He sounded like he's not all the way right

The kicker The story just gets better every week He got a wife Wow I don't fucking know This nigga work at the fucking skate ring Is he own the skate ring? No he works

He's an employee Nigger got the answer to the assistant manager Does he got like the keys to that bitch No He's fixing skates He owned the schedule His name on ATL for real His name

His name, like, fifth down the list on the schedule. Wow. He got a shirt with a name tag on it. Right. And he got a wife. Right. Like a human wife. And she loved him.

He was like, y'all nigs better stop talking about me because I was listening to the shit with my wife. And she looked to me like, why you let them niggins talk about you like that? I mean, but she is married to a guy that. Hey, man. She might be a nice lady. I'm not going to let you grow up. I'm not saying she's not a nice lady, but she saw like she want him to be with chits. She thought, she wanted him to give up that freedom.

She did not know that the skating ring was in their future. I bet you that. You think the deal would have been the same or she would have stuck around? I don't know, bro. That's the mystery question. That's the thing about love, though. They say, they say, they say. They say.

They say. You just live in the poorest part. Right. I don't know. You're supposed to be with a motherfucker you love whether they got it or night. That's what I heard. Yeah. Or no. Through sickness and in hell.

For better or worse. I don't know why they would say that. Like, they know some shit. They knew. They knew that somebody was going to fuck up. For better or a little bit better. That's what they should say. For better or for ugh.

Dang. That's what he said in my word. For better or for ugh. And whatever. That could niggas gonna do their own vows. Yeah. I fuck with you. You know what I'm talking about.

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It's cool. Break the phases down for the young things. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, you know, this is 85, I'm sure, but we do talk about some good shit some of the time. Yeah, you know, but I'm, they're lame and I'm ready for the haters in the comments.

We're talking about shit that's metaphorical. Every time we say pussy, we don't mean plus it's just like, you know, some shit that you like. Right. You can substitute the shit for whatever you like. Yeah. Right.

Pussy, pizza. Yeah. We just, you know, don't be, don't be like us. Just be, you know, just watch what we're doing. And then you flip that shit to Howard the body of your life. Don't, you don't want to get fucked up.

Right. Because we don't condone violence, and we don't want you grabbing nobody by the pussy. We really want you to watch this shit and grow and be better people with us. So Donald Trump should be watching the 85 South Shore podcast. So that's why I'm trying to get some game from you 12 years in. I know it's some-12 years in. Break it down, like, the first three years. The first three years is like you're in the honeymoon phase.

Everybody happened to be there. We fucking hard shit happening. We eat good. We sweat shirts with each other names on this. We eating like a motherfucker because you don't fuck the all day. and all this other shit. It's fun. It's super fun.

Now, the next three, four years, it's like, all right, okay, you know, what we're doing. It's still fun, though. It's still fun. But it ain't as fun. Yeah, like, if I trip over your fucking shoe one more time, you know, you write it down. It's real time, me. The shit is real. No, you get to be the most annoying person because you're around each other a lot, you know.

Okay. And it depends on the person's circumstances, too, because my wife, she's a housewife, you know, so. That's because you're successful. I mean, I try to do okay Yeah, you're doing it I'm gonna keep a knick, nigga, I know you. You know, I've been on it since he was a young nigga, man.

You know how some niggas ain't never did nothing but what they do? This is a little nigga right here and he did what the fuck he did when he came in the game. Yeah, I've been around a block a little while, man. You ain't have to do no motherfucking labor though.

You were, I worked in a restaurant. How old were you when you started doing comedy? When I started doing comedy, I was 21. See? I started doing comedy and I was 22 and I had had a gang of goddamn. Yeah, I had some jobs. I was in, you know, I worked off through high school, man.

I worked at a longhorn, all the high school, long-rored. Terrible DeVore. I was like the youngest dude on the grill. I was a prodig. I was a prodig. You had a daddy job. I had a real daddy job. So I told Marshalls down on the weekend.

Marshals. He just had that Nautica and that hill figure on the landway, what? That's when they had that good shit. Now they don't have enough of brown polo shirts with the zip-up hoodie. I got there had that Marshall's lit up. With no goody. Yeah, I was like when I pulled his plaid, Nautica jacket out on y'all ass with them Stan Smith. Yeah, all right, so now we had, what, year six through nine?

Yeah, six through nine, it just depends on what you're doing, because I was traveling, and it's weird, because, like, when I was on, what, year, four, like six, whatever, we was, I was on tour a lot. I was doing my college tour, and I was gone one year. I was gone from January to May. Like, literally, I was away from my house for January to May, and I came home one day because I had a show in Florida,

but I was in Maine in Vermont, New Hampshire. For literally three. Yeah, yeah, like. three, four months straight, and then we had to come back and then date each other again, because it was weird, because all the phone calls become the same, what you're doing, what you eat. And then my partner went with me, because I

drove all the way up there, had like a van. So we had these knockdown, drag-out, Madden battles. We had a room playing mad this shit. But you know, your mind is a dude. I ain't in the streets. I ain't in the clubs, so I'm a good nigga because I'm here playing mad. But you just, you were kind of absent.

Yeah, yeah. So, you know, we had to go back and get it back together. I had, I bought a car, though. That's dope. See, it always helped when you got a little money, bro. They forget your boy shit so quick when you bring them gifts. What is you mad about with these hugs I bought you?

Nothing, I'm just saying. Yeah, man, but... Yeah, when you fuck up, make sure you get some... You just take a lot of listening. A lot of people don't know. You got to listen to it from her perspective. There's some shit. Look, it's a hood nigga watching this shit right now.

He's thinking about it. He's like, shit, I don't know, bro. Oh, no, bro. What, like marrying his girl? Yeah, what would you tell? If you've been together over, like, eight years, just going to marry her. Yeah. For the little of the colors, this is the coolest part about marrying your girl,

especially if you've been to live together already for, like, six, seven years. Right. Now when y'all married, you can fucking her mama house if you want to. Damn. I don't have to wait on shit like that. I'm the sad nigga. Oh, you fucking her mom house? I'm a sad nigga, man.

No, I'm talking about, like, if she don't even live with her mom, like if you're going to visit for, like, a Sunday dinner, like soul food shit. I've been through that. You already did it? Yeah, man. That's how long. without the game. God damn it.

That's what you don't understand. The game is changed, brother. Can you school beat to what's happening now? That's what I'm talking about. I heard y'all got an app and you beat them and you're born. The women then took over the game. Wow. You know how it was.

This dude's looking for pussy. Right. And now they didn't flip the game where they're just looking for dick but only a certain kind of dick. Wow. Right. And yeah, you got to have some other shit to go with it. So if you're the elite of the dick realm, you got them out of that way to do it.

You got to meet like four or five different qualifications. And Dick, like, third or fourth on the list. Wow. Yeah. Rough out here, bro. But then, like, what if, what about after that? What if you need somebody to, like, put as an emergency contact? You better not call her.

She calls, yeah. It ain't no whole bunch of that. Niggas still using their parents as emergency contacts. It's saying that out here, me. These motherfuckers ain't dependable? You're trying to get in touch with her on some accident and shit. She laid up with another nigga. Wow.

And he played ball. Oh, yeah. She declined your call. all the time. The nigga will just walk up and take the phone and ignore your call. Yeah.

You're dead like a motherfucker. Proceed to put the back muscle on the girl. You put the back muscle on your girl. You fucked up. It's just a rap. She, I gotta help her.

Shit, he did. Oh. Oh. You don't want to the cardiac arrest that you don't hit her up. Wow, it's rough in these streets, bro. Bro, that's why I'm the side nigga. I just can't deal with it.

I thought the side nigga got an endorsement drink. Yeah, the side nigga do got an endorsement drink. Yeah, the side nigga do got an, endorsement drink Drink side nigger Tropical Red Bull for your side nigga to have energy

to kick it with your head Did you see the side dude that got pulled up on on World Star? It's not like that It's not like we all got our own side-nigger chapters

I'm not associated with a whole lot I know The other shit bro I'm an independent contractor I got it I don't work with nobody else

But do you feel like he handled it Because I feel like he was pushed No you're talking about Where the dude came home The dude came home Side dude in there And he got the strap out

He's like, you don't do shit, dude? First of all, that's the, that's where you fucked up at. Why in the fuck is you over there at her house? Why? That was the most disrespectful part of it off. That's what I'm saying. When you are sad, nigga, you got to live by some kind of standards and principles, man. Wow.

You got to know better. You can't be disrespectful fucking halls in the next motherfucker house. You should be able to walk in a crib, and you should, you could just tell the aura if a if a nigga been there or not. You can, you don't see them big ass shoes. Yeah. You don't see them big ass shoes behind the door. Oh, God, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. You ain't supposed to be in nobody house, period. Right. You see the clown that was in the new house, broke in the two houses? That's what I'm saying. A lot of these motherfuckers are clowns anyway, with and without makeup.

Yeah. There's a whole bunch of clown shit going on. It's a lot of clowns shit going on. Yeah, some of these bitches is clown. A lot of them are. Going out here buying these big ass, fake ass, everythings, and just looking crazy as fuck. Like a bumblebee. Yeah, man.

Yeah, they big. That's big old aunt. Hey, self-esteem is at an all-time low right now. Self-esteem. Motherbuckers can't stand who they really are. And it's sad. This The 85 South Show, this is a podcast for niggas who have already accepted themselves. Yeah, like myself.

A lot of these times when I tell them who the podcast is for, I say niggas and people feel left out. Let me just do some general ones. Hey, this podcast is for people who hang out with all different kind of people. You know what I mean? Black, Black, white, Hispanic. You speak a little Spanish, you like Jamaican food, everybody's invited. That's what's up.

It's a multicultural show. You included a lot of people on that one. Hell yeah. This podcast is for white girls with big old fat asses. That's what's up. But they're interested in science. This podcast is for women who don't have been, you'd have been to your son's school already this year, and school lady

had been in that long. You had to go straight some shit out. She's a disrespect to your son. And you turned up. Hell yeah She tried to record you But she was wrong Hey This podcast is for rednecks

Who cool too We know a few rednecks Who really Like some real life rednecks But they fuck with the hood too I don't know how to shit I don't know how to fuck that work Like they some die hard redneck

Confederate flag waving But then they'll turn right around And say hey man I don't see no colors Well yes the fuck do How you know what color this flag is I had what dude The airport said, you got Usher's new album?

He said, he gave Usher drops? Man, he had it. They'd be reading your text messages on the plane. Yeah, man, I got to turn my screen down. White people would be, oh, God. So what do you do? I ride on planes, bitch. That's what I do?

They ask a bunch of goddamn questions. The nigga on the airplane. So you rap? You get music? Who are you? I love, John? I hate what people say. You say, I'm a comedian.

They say, really? Where are you a comedian at? You haven't been at the postline? Where do you do your comedian thing? Sarah. He's a... Sarah! Sarah! He's a comedian.

He's doing jokes when we land. You guys still gonna go? Where are you gonna be? It's a school. Oh, oh my God. I don't have drinks. That's exactly how they be. That's how they be on them, man.

He's still at school. Never mind. He's still at school. White people be lying their ass up When they say they're coming to the show Yeah I'm gonna get my buddy We're gonna get some drinks

Gonna slam some beers first And uh Mosey on down there You'd be like man Fuck out of here bro You ain't gonna come to this shit That's worse I hate what your family be like

But I need They'll give you 26 names On nobody show You're like bro Then it'd be some TV shit Come up Don't let the TV shit come up Oh you're gonna fuck with

Oh see how you Do you do? See how you? Oh my God, this nigga changing. What's up, Snap? This nigga changing. You don't fuck with your cousin no more. You see how family do?

Hollywood that, nigg. I'm outside. Come get your fault. Right, my nigger, I ain't gonna keep leaving you these voice message. That way I'm here. You're acting like we don't know each other people now. That's fucked up, bro. People act like that for real.

Yeah, man. People show you they are. This nerds was good as a motherfucker. Shout out. the nerds was delicious man I'm sure there's been consistently good for 38 years yeah nerds is the shit I don't know what the fuck they made I used to sell like you know we used to sell back in the day when I was in Sylvan middle school around the corner a fucking cry babies remember them shit those sour shit nigga them shit's changed the

they were sour when them just came out the price is skyrocketed at the candy market at school I used to get them all pretty good I just get it for a nickel seller for 25 they were outlawed at the school, man, because they had all the rumors. You remember those shit? They were like, somebody died eating that shit. It was too sour. There's always some girl there. It was like a candy underwear for that shit. It's like, yeah, underground. Scott got the motherfucking crap babies, man.

We're going to get something at recess. We're going to chew crap babies and shit. You got a dollar. We're going to get five of them bitches. It was five of them for a dollar. Five for a buck. And then it's always something dude. We want to do two of them at the same time. Oh, you can't fuck with the yellow ones. The orange ones.

Face turned inside out. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. That's what this podcast is manufactured for. People who used to sell candy. People who used to sell candy and all the customers, man. I saw Kool-Aid too. Nigger, you was a real hustler. Kool-A, I pre-mixed my sugar.

What was your ratio? Shit, I would do goddamn two-to-one or thing. Ooh, you was whipping. I was whipping. I was goddamn, ugh. Bring it right back. Break that shit right back. Mommy and knows nothing. You got real Kool-Aid? Let me smell it. Yeah.

Because, nigga, we'll pull a play, babe. It's all here. Digger will pull some flavor aid on you. Yeah, man. Yeah. But then these got fancy with the, you know, the Kool-A that was already been. Nigger was testing the Kool-A like drugs at the stick is fang in. Turn red.

We're good. We're good, bro. Give me $2 work. Bag it up. Come on, $2. Hey, that Kool-A trap bunk. What? That's what's wrong with kids now.

They don't have any entrepreneur. Well, some of them do. They start an app or a company book. Yeah, but the hustler spirit. They become millionaires. This is a bigger shot now. You're never really running the kids selling candy. Like, yeah, the Liminate girl made a lot of money, but we used to, I cut grass before.

What kind of shit you used to do for money? For hustling? Like 14 years old, you can't get a work permit, you and your neighborhood. I had a long more. I walked there, y'all. I used to always hustle, man. We used to sell everything. Candy.

Whatever we get our hands on. I used to work selling drinks at the Old Miss Canyon. I used to sell fun. I stole a bunch of fundraiser candy and sold that shit. Like I was on the band or track team with some shit. Yep. Just buy a big box of shit and just be hustling. Yeah.

I mean, I got, the nigga told him, I was booming, too. I had stole the beeper, the cell phone. I was on the crying speak for, like, one week, and I got an ass who up in a lifetime. The dude who everybody thought was crazy, they were like, that nigga Rico crazy. It was like, he from his neighborhood or whatever skinny dude. The Rico crazy, that thing was in the office,

because I had his phone. And somebody found out that I had, and I was like, that nigga was in the office crying. He got my phone. I was like, what you're talking about? They were like, hey, man, did you steal some candidates and this and that? At the locker room? I was like, no, he's like, well, we're going to look at the tape.

And then you're going to go to jail. I said, well, I might have went in there and there were some lockers open. Then, of course, you're in the self-snitching. Right, I sniffed up myself. That camera probably even worked, man. But I was like, damn. But the nigga who I, who I was disappointed me was a dude who I thought was thorough, was in the principal office.

Hey, man, that's fucked up. About the cry. Well, he was just like, really, I just want me. My buddy back was funny. I can believe a nigga rat it on you. you, man. I can't believe you actually went on a crimes freedom. That was the last time I got, that was my last official woman. I was like 16. My dad

was like, yep. That's why if you don't beat your ass when you get home. I thought I was growing by then. If you ever steal something, you got to sing the song. Whatever you stole, don't leave your around the nigga. Yeah, don't leave your locker with the combination on. Because we'll steal your shit. Yeah, but that's the only way you can avoid

not getting cold. Yeah, man. I don't steal shit. I mean, you've been fucking with the podcast since the longest. We appreciate it. Yeah, man. I appreciate you, man. them Jews, man. People don't know. It's a lot of truck drivers. This is a lot of comedies on the road. Right. No, listen. It's like having the conversation. I'm just going to take a few minutes to tell you who will be listening

to this show. I had to break the shit down. If they don't be seeing the shit, I'd be saying. This niggas who drive bulldozers. It's this one nigga. He got this fast-ass Mustang. Oh, he living in like the desert or some shit. All he do is drive the Mustang real fast and send me snaps of the shit. I don't know. This is the weirdest

motherfucker ever. That's a true fan, man. He's not for this shit. This nigga living like Kuwait or something shit. Shout out of that. bunch of the niggas in Kuwait and Dubai. The military, man, I do a lot of military stuff. Shout out to y'all, man. It's been a lot of women hitting me with good-ass jobs.

But they, like, they imply that it's a good-ass job, but they won't say how good it is. So if you like me and you make a lot of money, that shit might work. And the people with the fuckery, stay out of his DM. That shit might work. I just thought about it. The shit might work.

So just stay on your shit. So what's the level? Like, if she's like, you, I feel like you above medical assistant. Nope. I ain't above nothing. You don't above a medical assistant. You don't know what the fuck shit. They'd be fine.

You don't know where she's a medical assistant yet. She could be on some private shit. It's a lot of big booty chicks that wear scrubs, but I don't give a fuck. What you do? What's the, where you walk or what? Fast food worker? No, I want a crazy-ass job. Like, she sell Ferraris or some shit.

Oh, that's dope. Bro, we got a broad-ass audience. Yeah, you need a chick that really is a pilot or some shit like that. Yeah, some dope shit. You can just be like, pilot babe, pick the dick up and took me to do by real quick. Exactly. We can flex. We can flex.

When you flex, when you and your girl can flex together, the couple that flex together, stun on their ex together. Boom. I'm putting that on the hoodie. Yeah, that's it. Ooh. Oh, the couple that flex together,

stun on their ex together. That's going on media takeout bosset. That's all of it. Oh, all that, all the black shit. That's some gangster shit. Yeah, that sounds like a two-chains shirt. How your ex is doing? I don't know, man.

They're dead to me. I don't know. I have to cut clean, baby I don't know, man I don't know if they're live I don't know if they're doing well I just Why you say that while I eat some more nerd

That's shit I'm gonna kill me man I don't know man I've been together with the same person too long I can't have no new friends anyway So it's like if you missed it man You missed it bro It's fucked up man You was even fucked up

You know you are on your exes DVR somewhere. It's a good thought, right? No, it's really fucked up. I left something over there, and I don't even know what the fuck it is. Oh. How you know you left it? She told you?

I just had a whole bunch of shit over there. It's a whole bunch of shit that I left there. And it didn't take you that long to move at all. You just got on the part of there? Mm-mm. There's some shit that she wanted me to leave and don't want me to know that it's over. Oh.

Like your last iPod. You'd be like, I had an iPod, didn't it? Everybody right now thinking, like, didn't I have a goddamn iPod? What the fuck? No poor. It's my iPod. Well, you got that iPhone. You didn't get a fuck.

Where's your iPod at? That's the mystery question right now. Everybody go find your iPod. Oh, shit. What up? I got a plug on some mags. Some of the Michael J. Park snackers. Oh.

six grand. I'm about to see. You gonna cut the lights on over? I wouldn't pay six grand for no shoes. I thought I was like, God damn. I'd buy me 200 civics and still have $3,000 left. That's the good hood math, man. That's how logical people should be, I feel. I'm so hood.

I'm scared to get some money. I don't need, like, I'm glad the shit just coming a little bit at a time. I don't need to get no whole bunch of money. What you'll do if you got the check? I go hood, nigga, ignorant. 17 million tomorrow. He'll call him. 10 box chevies 5 bubble shavis you gotta have

Impala's you gotta have a lot of 96 Impala hell yeah You gotta get another Cadillette I gotta buy my dad in a truck You gotta buy your dad in truck You gotta buy your mama Corveta Mustang I gotta send my little sister to the school

You gotta buy your nephews Camaros Gotta get all my old folks Get my old folks set up somewhere Yeah You could buy like a subdivision Is that kind of buddy I'm gonna move back to Mississippi and just buy a big-ass farm and just let the whole family

You have a compound? Yeah, we're gonna all live together. Like, uh, yeah. And then we're gonna meet at one house for breakfast. There's gonna be some gangster shit. Yeah. We'll have us a whole little community. Like a little cuck, but it's gonna be really y'all-the-billers.

Just really a whole bunch of motherforkers who look alike. I feel like that'd be the best way to save everybody, right? That's what we're all. I think that's how we're supposed to be. We're just gonna all pick our shit up and go buy us a little bit of land off in the woods and just chill. That's how we're supposed to be doing. Somewhere they don't even deliver a piece of it. I don't know about that.

I was with you into the pizza. Well, I'm just saying we're going to have so much bread and we're doing so fucking good. Yeah, because you're going to have a pizza over there, obviously. Yeah, we might as well just build us a couple of big air. But, like, even if you got pieces. Look, just imagine a coldest sack with all you can focus in it. That's what we're going to do.

That sounds like you can get annoyed, though. No, it ain't. They pick their ass on. Just think about how much you see your neighbors on average. You don't see the motherfuckers that much. You're right. Yeah, family first. Podcast is for motherfuckers who love their family.

Hey man You try to find every way To not fuck with your family Yeah, but what if they start Making your allergies act up The fuck is wrong with you, man I'm fucking my family Say what

Oh, this nigga said this podcast The niggas who don't know How to use a recycling bin on a computer But you can flush three keys In 45 seconds To be in the dough Exactly amount Man, we're in this bitch though

We're just chilling It's about time to get the fuck out of here though, right? Yeah, man, I just pulled up on y'all Man, much success, man been kicking ass and taking names. I've been enjoying watching this shit, man. This shit is dope. We're trying to take this shit to another.

So we're on the road a lot, man. I listen to this shit for real. You know, we'd be getting a lot of people who listen to the 85 sales show. Yeah, man, that's good. Iggy, Azelia, road manager. Okay, cool. He'd be fucking with the shit.

That's what's up. Oh, man, Floyd Mayweather's. The nigga who watch all Floyd Mayweather car. What do you think is... What do you're doing that? Y'all. Exactly. But to his defense,

He probably got that guat. Probably do. But check this out. That's a million dollar of your job for Floyd. Hell yeah. Check this out. Stevie J. Yeah.

Every now and then. Right. He fucking with the show. That's what's up. A little scrappy? Yeah. He fucking with the show. Bambi?

Bambi fucking with the show. Brough, you might as well as just say the whole love and hip-hop fucking with the show. That's what up. Hell yeah. Shout out to Mimi. Yeah, B-B-Foss. Me-me-Foss. Jop.

Everybody. Jop family. Hey, shout out to Trouble from Duck tape. He came to the show last. night that's what's up man hell yeah shout out the jazzy macb you know what I'm saying yeah streets

945 streets none of who shout out to crumb roshan ali shout out to crumb dot com everybody much love to the city Gucci man had father's lit the fuck up

early today if you didn't have your financial situation together there's no business needed that motherfucker man Gucci out of flexing up Gucci out with no shirt on with everything you see this nigga doing trap guy's shit for

real um in conclusion what else running how do you feel about doing your special um it's just about that time bro you feel like it is just that time that's what's up man yeah it's just about that time i'm excited man i'm excited too because people go and really get to see me on some other shit and just you know see the progression and a whole bunch of stuff because i caught your show this year that yeah people look out this guy here got some heat thank you buddy thank you my guy some pretty funny-ass jokes, man. I'm coming for that goddamn number three spot.

I don't know who's going to be in first and second, but I'm going to be up in top ten, man. I'm going to be honorable bitch. I'm going to top five, man. Hell of you mean. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to the dance.

I'm going to start. That's what we're going to be at, you're ready for your shit? I'm ready, man. They call me the day, man. So this, we're going to use this as a reference point. This is the before. Then we're about to come back and do the after.

Yeah, see what happens. See how it got lit. They did. I think I'm going to rip that shit. You got to rip that shit. I got to rip this shit. I got to rip this shit. You got to rip this.

I got to give it to him. You got to give it to him. It's some eight-mile shit. This is dup-doo-d-d-pid. There's vomit on his shirt already. Moms spaghetti. All that type of shit. Yeah.

It's happening. So I'm looking forward to it, man. Well, you see me with my shirt off in a bunch of jewelry? You didn't win platinum like this. They don't drop the bag off. They really. We're looking forward to that. I'm looking forward to it, too.

You think the money going to change? You'll look. It's going to change me a lot. For real? Yes. How are you going to let the money change you, though? That's not part of the play? Yeah, it's going to change me.

Damn. I'm getting lap band that day. You understand? I'm just kidding. I deserve to walk around with a wife beating all my jewelry on one day. This niggas said he going to get the money turned to an Instagram model. Yeah, I'm going to be on the sink with it. I'm going to be right in the mirror with it.

I'm just kidding. No, no, I don't know. I want to be going to see. I don't like Instagram is getting like this. The guys are you. DM asking stupid shit is the worst dudes get aggressive

You know, hey man Don't DM niggas man That's the best advice I could give you Don't FaceTime dudes You really shouldn't have nothing to say to a nigga That you can't say in the comments There's a lot of new dudes FaceTimber dudes

I can't do it brother I ignore it if I see I saw what I said Bro what is wrong with you My nigga if a nigga FaceTime you and screenshot That shit and posted on Instagram You got a boyfriend now The only way For a dude, FaceTime a dude

If it's your brother like mine That live out of the state You try to see his nephews That's it That is it I don't Faith time for a guy You was looking at those

Let me put this motherfucking Bag of bullshit up This has been another luxurious episode Of the podcast 85 South show Brought to you in part By Niggas who still

Got that blue grease Under their bathroom sink Hell yeah Wow Yeah Yeah This for niggas Who got a TV

That don't work And a TV that do work on top of that TV. Exactly. Exactly, my nigga. This is a podcast for niggas who don't have enough credentials to rent a car.

This is a podcast for niggers who ain't got to put their Christmas lights up because they still was up from last year. Thinking ahead. Podcasts for niggas who need a ride home and then you get close to your house and cuss the person out who drove your ass home.

Yeah. This is a part. podcast for niggas with all the Jordans and their phone is off me

that's what happened your phone was up I could get you on the phone today okay I did have to call Chad I was like he changed

he got to Chad hit me down for Carlos I fucked up me I'm out here training for the big comedy show

yeah I just was glad that I didn't have to run a 5K that would Kevin be doing because you know he might have flipped

the switch and said let's all run a 5K into the I didn't have a sex right now. You in fighter, you're a prep boat? Mm-hmm.

You're a prep boat? Me neither. I'm not, but just because I'm not, and I'm married. What he said? I ain't even having sex right now. I'm taking this shit real serious. What's going on? You gotta get focused. Focus that brain. You know what I'm saying? I'm focused, baby. That's what it is. 85 South Shut. We have this bitch. Be great.

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