The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Trap House Pt. 8 feat. E Duchess | Ep. 48

Episode Date: November 4, 2016

First Off #thispodcastisfor the fans that listen on Friday! We're back in the trap and this time we brought the Trap Queen comedian...Erica Duchess! Erica is a good friend of DC Young Fly and DC even calls in to talk about his baby. This show is for the baby mamas! Last Comic Standing champ...Clayton English is back and he's smoking more green in this hour than you could in a month! Plus Karlous Miller stays holding it down with an #AskLous question, #thispodcastisfor shoutouts and you know we had to talk about Tupac and the rock and roll hall of fame! Plus we got to highlight the fact that Cam Newton dressed like...well you saw it. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Stupid. Stupid. Maybe. Because the black lives matter. Not a. 85. You probably can't smoke You probably

That's much That's much cheaper That's the way it goes when you snort cane You ain't like you Why don't you get on that Halloween candy from yoke Let's roll up and eat that shit No, we got a man, he fucking ran. With that look.

Get ready to be a rude to be rich, you know. I have a gig with Lisa. We do all the voices first so we don't know who to carry it's gonna be. Yeah, it's crazy. You gotta see it. I don't do voodoo, but who am I to stop you? to stop you. Get us back in Steve's studio. Patience. Pull that puts it to the side for me. I got a day, yeah, yeah.

Well it to the side. A while ago. Yeah, that's why the Converse got the air bubble now. The new, they still make the old chucks, but they got some new chucks that's got the airbowl over there. They needed that fuck. Turn it the other way. Just turn it the other way.

That little fad got some power. That little pussy got some power. Chad, Chad, Chad. Ain't you from Louisiana? Yeah, man. You're a whole different type of controversy. No, there's the border than that's Louisiana, you know what I'm saying? Exactly, which is you from Louisiana, right?

Right. It's a whole different type of country. Like, I got some family that's like still hunting. They food. I'm saying. You would too. Yes, you would if you were still in New Orleans. It would catch up to it.

As soon as you hit dirty, you'd be like, man, it didn't be too high in the supermarket. She and me, I can go catch me a good old posse for about $5. There could never be no eat pussy. Man, I heard Erica got some pussy good. He heard the pussy was good. They're saying that on the street. For real. Yeah.

That's what they say. I don't know. I ain't deed it. I'm just saying I didn't heard it from about three folks. I didn't heard from about three folks. Yeah, I heard that. That's what they said. I just want to let you know what they're saying on these three.

You're right. Be careful. Be careful. I'm gonna try to get me a shot at. How much is it? Say me a piece up. About 15 minutes worth. You're all right.

Run it a little bit. Yeah, let me rent it. Got caught buying that $60 a pussy at the Super Bowl. For real? A couple of Super Bowls ago. Remember that shit? You're going to buy it. You're killing him on Twitter.

Niggie said, let me buy a handful of that pussy. Who complained about $20? Don't bring them around me. I don't want to be around no $20 ass, Nick. Anything like $20 fuck him up. That ain't need. That ain't no nigg I need to be right. I don't want to be around $20 niggas.

And I don't want to be around gas money ass nigg. Yeah. It's just some shit. It's just some shit, it's just two childhood shit at this point in my life, and I don't want that negativity around me. Right. Any motherfucker who started an argument when the bitch, you, you're all right? Uh-uh. I already told you I wasn't all right.

I don't want to just be talking shit in my dog going through something, brother. That's all right. He's slowly going away. At some point, you guys stop and check on your people. Yeah, exactly. He's slipping in that seat, too, brother. Yeah, yeah. I don't mind it though, but don't knock my body for trying to kick that shit out.

Just let it sit in there. Look, we're on the ground right now. I'll tell you that right now. We're about to get this. Stroke of midnight. 805. 80, five, hey, hey. But this is the part of the show where you just say all the bullshit that's on your mind and get it out.

Okay, all the bullshit. Yeah, like my tell. This is all of the bullshit. Anything. How you feel? I feel great. What's been going on? I've just been living, man, doing my thing. Slang and eat jokes.

Really? Yes. If a motherfucker didn't know you, what would you tell them? So they could get a little bit of a picture of who you are. What would you tell them? What they need to know about who either Dutch is? Oh, they need to know that I am the greatest female comedian up and coming that it is. Uh-oh.

And I am funny. Okay. And follow me on Instagram. That's what you were telling? Yes. That's important to you. Well, that's not really good. What you're doing on there that they need to see?

Well, it just looked good. Your booty be big in every three pictures. My booty? Yeah, every three pictures you post you, I'd be like, damn, Eric, got a little air. Then sometimes I'll be like, what happened to you? You got that little sneak booty. Yeah, I do it. That way, I got a little pickle booty.

Yeah, ass three months. months after year. No, it's my cousin I got a little picaboo. How long you've been doing

this comedy shit? It's been three years. Three years I've been doing comedy. How does it

change your dating life? Oh, but what kind of men date female comedians? I heard it's rough. It is.

It's very rough. See, y'all it's easy for y'all because female love men, that's funny. They like a man that can make them laugh high,

but the men, they don't even smile at me no more because they think I'm going to talk about them on stage. Oh. No, nobody want to get talked about.

Well, I won't talk about him if I'm dating you. I won't talk about, like, personal stuff or some stuff. Like, he don't do some stupid stuff in the kitchen or something I make a joke out of it. But I want to talk about sets where all men scared up. That's what they're scared up because I talk about my baby daddies. So they got all that are you going to have some baby daddy? Mm-hmm. How many of you got?

Two. Shout out to all the ladies who got two baby daddy. Do you have a favorite baby daddy? Uh-uh, I don't like neither one of them. Damn. Just keep it equally? Because my homeboy got... Did you dislike one more than you dislike the other?

Well, they're nickets. Do they go, like, as a competition? There ain't no competition, but one of them do... He don't spend dimes, but he spent time. I found out through him that sometimes time is better than a dime. Okay. Yeah. But that's the only thing he got on the other.

That's what so. He can spend more time. He spent more time. He's too late for the other than my shit. My son, I'm grown now. Damn. Yeah. That's what's up.

That's what it is. What would you say to all the ladies who got two baby children? Give the ladies with two baby daddy some encouragement right now. Because we be talking shit, they don't never, we'll never. I think this is the inspiration. Yeah, I'm saying. We got a lot of, hey, I'm going to tell you, just give them some inspiration right quick. Then I'm going to tell you about the people who fuck with our show.

Give them some sauce. Okay. If you got two baby daddy. Or more. Or more. Hey, I mean, that's life. It is what it is. Be proud of what you.

I mean, that's life. Everybody not living off a fair tale life and just thinking that you're going to have one person that you're going to marry and they're going to be the person for you ever, things happen. So you're saying first of all You got to accept your situation Yeah, exactly That said Carlos I'll translate the shit for you

You know I'm like a hood Nigger negotiator, psychiatrist therapist type shit All of that, yes Accept the situation for For what it was Or what it is Or what's going on

And shit And don't look Don't be trying to make one jealous of the other Don't be with all that drama shit You know how you might get one That's doing better than the other and you try to make him feel less, but don't do that because they bring some type of attention

through the kids, you know, so don't do that type of shit. Don't manipulate, don't be. Yeah, don't be. Your dad ain't shit, but your dad is coming to pick you up, you know what I'm saying? Right. Don't do that, don't do that. You can't let it trigger to the kids. It's always about the kids you can't let it be about you.

Right, right. Your ego and how, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you can't do that. And just balance it out. I mean, make it do what I do. Be co-parenting both ways. And this is another thing I don't like. And that might have, well, I don't like how sometimes when,

this was my problem. You know how sometimes one daddy come pick up the other one and the other dad. How the fuck we're going to know with you? You just tell us. Like we the niggas who they need this. You know like when you come get your son and you need the other son? She stayed right next to the trap house. She came over here just a vet.

I'm sorry to tell you, but we don't know that era. When I pick up my son, all the kids in the house, gone. Yeah, that's another thing. Don't make the child feel bad. Like, how can I put it, like one? So look, if you're the nigger and you got a baby mama and she got another baby daddy, what she's saying is y'all need to coordinate pick-up times. Yeah.

Yeah, don't have the little nigger waiting on you. Like, it's the race now. If y'all pull up at the same time, they ain't going to never see no difference. But if you got to wait an hour, his little brother left this morning, it's 2.30. He's still at the crib. Come on, man. Get your shit together. And for the baby dad, it's like, don't be buying one.

Like, if your baby mama, you already know she had most of the kids when y'all was together anyway. Or however it is. It should matter because the kids are part of the, your kids and her kids, they're brothers and sisters now. Don't just be buying one the, the, um, Nike's and then by the other one. You know, like, some shake. Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, now look, on behalf of the baby dad is now. It is not his responsibility about them other kids shit They have the daddy too now

I can't take away from my son Because their daddy ain't doing shit No, I'm not saying like that I'm just saying You better hope they're about the same age Hey, you can wear them but these ain't yours These are your brother's joy And them your shacks

Your brother got them joy You need to look at me I'm your brother daddy I'm not your daddy No don't do that I see you should have picked two good baby dad What's the solution The solution is...

Don't get him nothing nice. No. We all get roasted together. She didn't say don't get him another nice. Don't get him nothing too nice. You got to gauge your gift on what this little brother got.

I mean, like birthdays and so Christmas. I mean... It's too nice. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Don't worry, baby, daddies. I got us. I'm just saying...

I got us. I ain't going to let these motherfuck talk crazy about us like that. No, it's just... They shouldn't even feel right. Like, you come and your baby just cleaned in the oven just snod in That's the mama's fault.

Why the fuck do the daddy got to drive all the way across town in traffic? To wipe his nose? To wipe the nose. You at the damn house. No, I'm not. I'm just saying hypothetically. I'm saying hypothetically too. I'm just saying like not just to that manner.

I'm through you. I'm just talking shit. But I'm just saying like just try to balance it out there and be cool with them. We can't. Why the baby mama? Why are the baby mama so goddamn mean and angry? Because they're mad because no. One, you're probably doing all this good.

Don't you love how I just turned you to all the baby mama representative? I know. Hey, fuck this shit. This is the 85 South show. Welcome back. How y'all doing? Where are you being?

Can you give it to me one more time, Carlos, please, one more. And we're rolling. Welcome back to the 85 South show. I am your man, Carlos Miller. Welcome to the trap house once again. You thought we were left. You thought we left.

Shit. This is for all the people who don't believe. in the shit. It's still going. Steve still haven't called us back. Asbestos in here. But what we're going to do? Ammonia. We're going to keep pushing forward. We in this bitch.

It smelled like a gas line open. Don't worry about that shit. It's a dangerous place, but we still smoking bloods in here. We're still in this bitch. We're about to blow up. We have shit to lose. We're about to blow up. Don't worry about nothing.

That shit went out. We got the cheap lighters today. We don't even have big lighters in this bitch. This shit is falling. apart. We got my home girl in this bitch. Ms. Erica the Duchess E. the Duchess is in here. And we got

Tid eyes in the building. And we had the whole spirit going up. Tidays in the building. She got them out on display. Tidays in the building. We've been looking at your tits the whole time.

Yeah. Yeah. You got the tithes in the building with the shawl on. With your shawl. Young niggies don't know about shaw. Erica is a grown-ass woman. The shaw.

Yeah, this is a goddamn shawl. A shawl is a jacket, blanket, throw. It's everything. It's so versatile. Oh, man. This season is all the rage. Hell yeah.

Yeah, we got a grown-ass woman in here today, man. Drinking Hennessy and shit. Much love to the good folks at Hennessy for keeping the price point low. They didn't give us this shit for free. They didn't give us. But they kept that shit at a price where we could afford. When we fucks with them And I was about to get the rimmy

I was because they had the glasses You get two glasses With the rim but it was a little bit more I feel you Probably because of the glassware Loyalty I didn't really need no glassware Loyalty

So why drop down That's called loyalty Much love to the good people Over at Red No Red Bull did though Much love to the good people At Red Bull Red Bull

time you look up we're drinking red bull Erica this is red bull That's the sugar free This is the original Oh okay that's about one dollar This is what the kids They really like this right now Not the kids

The children The under 20 25 You know what they call them in the church The young people The young people The young people is drinking The youth department Yeah, so Red Bull, much love to Red Bull.

I don't know if this German, but I like it. Hey, man, I like it. It's Red Bull German. No, I don't know what it is. It's not. Remember when it came out? They was giving them out free. I thought they was German because they had a little mini-car.

They were shooting by a T-shirt gun. They had to stop that shit. Yeah, that's cool. Breaking with people windows. It was crazy. They were too excited. Red Bull came out. People were too excited.

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on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Erica, this is your first time on the 85 South Show, and we would like to welcome you here? Would you like to have some snacks from our snack bags? Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, give her a proper introduction. Give her a proper introduction. Okay, look. So this is our first time here, right? Okay, 85 South Show audience. This is my home girl, Eda Dutcher. She is one of the up-and-coming comedians. She's funny as hell.

Country-ass, crazy-ass, ghetto-ass, wretched-ass superhero. This is the type of home girl that after you get beat up at the club, she'll glue your eyelashes back on and tell you, bitch, you're still cute. We ain't got to go nowhere. She'll tell you looking for that bitch, next one of the realest motherfuckers I ever met. I'm talking about making a nigger a fish sound. is why the fish coming right out the grease. Yes, sir.

Yeah, we got the snack bag on deck. I see. I see. I'm gonna do you. Look, we got... Who cracklings? We got all type. Look, we don't have crap services.

We got trap services. And it's in a black bag. This shit got straight from the gas station. Man, we got all that shit. It really didn't come from a gas station. We sent somebody else. It ain't a snack you can't named that we ain't. To the gas station.

We don't know where they got it wrong. We sent somebody. We got a nigger that does what we call combing the owls. That's where he go get us something on every owl. It's every goddamn thing in there. What is called again? Coaming. Combing, the aisle.

I ingenued that. Oh. Yeah, endued. That's a new word, too. We got new, we, the show is about education. The show is all about ghetto education. Eric, I don't know if you watch the 85 South show, but this podcast is pretty much fan-driven. This podcast is for niggas who have.

Two kids by two cousins. Two cousins. Exactly. That's who the podcast is for. That's why I was just trying to let you know who the fuck we are over here. Like, look, our audience be sending us who the podcast is for. King Daniel on fleekle. On fleakial.

On flea. On flea. No, it says King on fleaky out. King on fleaky out. All right. This podcast is for ugly people who accept they're ugly and flourish. Your motherfucking right it is. That's all right.

That's all right. It sounds like he's ugly based on that name. Oh, man. He had to do a lot of self-esteem boosted. King on a Fleckia. Hell, yeah. That's a Game of Thrones character. Yeah, yeah.

Let me speak to the king on a fleak yell. Let me speak to the king of flick. Do you mean the king on fleckial? No, the king of flake. You know what I mean. Check this out, though. Silence 24 said this podcast is for everybody that do their own beatbox. they hit titties in the building.

Yes, it is. Because we need the beatboxes. That's such a big part of. Those are the people who we get up in the morning for and record this shit. I got a whole bunch of, look, shout out to A. Snow 1997. This podcast is for all the people who are going to sell their EBT to get an 85 South shirt. Oh, wow. That's deep.

That's dedicated. Don't do it if you got kids, though. Because your kids can't eat that shirt. Your kids cannot eat that shirt. But what if you are on board on board? no food for him. Real good, then, go ahead. Look, Boondock Slim recognized the

hustle over here. This podcast is for niggas slinging t-shirts out of the trap house with no label maker. I fucks with it. The hustle is real. You got the hashtag the hustle is real. We got regular clothes, too. If you see any of the shit we got on, after I don't want it twice, you can offer

to buy it. I get you a good deal on it. Man, that's what's up. In world news, Tupac is up for a nomination in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah. Well, they're going to get that. He should have been in there, first of all. What took so long? Ain't nobody rock and roll in rock and roll.

But who gonna accept the award on his behalf? Because I had him mama brought on. Hey, you're not gonna come over here asking us shit. That was a good question. Very strong question. This motherfucker, they try to keep you out the media. They did not walk her around during election time. Well, who's gonna get it?

Who's supposed to get it? I can go get it? Who's gonna get it? Who's gonna accept it on his bed? Because his mom is. gone he didn't have no kids like he got a sister he got a sister he got a sister the outlaws the out outlaw he don't mess we don't no more I mean you don't mess with nobody no more as I know Clayton they try this Quincy Jones dog yeah Clayton they're trying to bring that

they want to bring the hashtag back what what hair say treat her like she treats treat her like she treat true there how you feel about treat her hold let me just think I don't want to confuse. No, because it's a movement that we have for the ladies from the fellas to show y'all we care. Okay, treat her like she treat you. I don't want you to get burnt on this camera. Watch out now. Put it in the center.

Put it in the center. Put it in the center. Put it in the center. Put it up here. I know. So put it, can you see that here? What can you see? Yeah.

Come on one of my little things might get on. You know what this candle called is. Can you see it right here? Don't put it right there. That's too close. Why? Can you see it? I think that's a great.

Yeah, we'll put it at the phone first. Can you keep eye on it? I'll watch it for you. Alright. Because I don't want the best to get rocked and knocked over and no silly shit. You know how silly shit be happening. Yeah, because... Yeah.

But hey, much love to my home boys who sent us these candles and shit. Now you're going to put the red board by that. That's terrible. I'm just going to put this right here in place. Oh, gosh damn. Okay. Do your product place. I'm trying to, shit.

I'm doing it by using the products. How many red boys? They only send us two per episode? Listen. We got to come up. Listen. Treat her like she treats you. Right.

Just equally like you're not going to do more. I think a man should do more. Yeah, you should just, no, you should treat her how she treats you, you know, like. I mean, I mean, she's trying you good. She trained you nice. Of course you should treat her. You should do. You should come in the house, slam the door, kick your shoes off, go start getting something to drink,

make a lot of noise while you're doing it. And then when your girl say, what's wrong? Say nothing. And then walk off. Treat her. Treat her how she treats you. Do you see what I'm saying? And then when she come in the room trying to talk,

just run out crying and say that she don't understand you. Oh, I know where this is going. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know what this is called. No, this is what this is. Y'all are trying to be funny and shit off him. You know, you're not. Yeah, but yes, y'all do. This is what the people ask for.

Nah, nah, nah. It's helping relationships when people are writing in saying that that hashtag has helped a relationship. Yeah, I see what this is. What is this? What is this?

What is this? There's some old egotistical shit right here. Yeah, I know what the fuck going on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You can fire her up, man. We didn't fire her up.

Yeah, let me some old hands. I got some for y'all at. I got you. Nah, you know, and nothing you're going to say well, she started asking a whole bunch of questions and shit, you don't say nana, just write paragraphs on the text message and don't reply back, oh, y'all, y'all, you think this ain't true legs. Yeah, yeah, treat her like she treat you.

No, no, there ain't no treat me like I treat you, nigger. No, no, no, that shit ain't equal. We're not, as of, equal. If you're a male, I'm a female. Shit, ain't no training nobody like the same or any day. That crazy, you fucking said. Fuck you mean, treat me the same. No.

No. We are not the same. I can't believe you just said that shit. And no, because it's how y'all trying to, trying to, you know, we're not trying to do. No, it's trying to articulate the shit. Oh, no. You know, you know how y'all trying to. I see how y'all trying to agriculture shit.

Yeah, yeah, that. Mother fucking aggravation. You did injinuted. Yeah. Yeah, you knew that word you came up with and shit. Yeah, all that shit. Y'all, y'all's some old smart niggas of pills. It's the most smart-ass niggas of pill boy.

Yeah, y'all need a little female every now. Oh, man, we'd be trying to. Yeah, yeah. But that shit helping people relationship you can't take away from the facts. Let me ask you this. Why do you think we can't keep no female co-hosts up in here? Oh, y'all can't? Hell.

Is that the truth? These motherfuckers be leaving us hanging. I remember, I was in here the other. week by my goddamn self. I looked up, everybody had some good shit going on. That damn Clayton was on the road.

That's because, we got a boyfriend. I told y'all what happened. You see, they be trying to do the show when I'm working. Oh. But then when I'm working,

they don't be working. But they say they always work. I got you. On that note, with the boyfriend and y'all, like, light skin and a dog skin,

they were like, nah, bitch, you ain't going over the other day. Now, tell me, oh, nigg's big. So that's what it is. When they get it. the nigger, they find out.

Yeah, you all, niggily, y'all all on TV and shit? Nika y'all, y'all, winning got them TV shows and contesting and shit now. Be still at home. Oh. I ain't know. I'm telling you, this is the real deal. That's why she can't come. That niggas is hell now.

God damn, you all don't know. It wasn't even like that. It wasn't. But we had, so, you know, you know, you're a man. Y'all should know what y'all think. Even the ones that said they were single had somebody that put a, That's what you're saying. Because some of them was here

and they were single, right? I think. I don't, see, exactly, we think. So what you're telling us no matter what they told us, somebody put the brakes on their ability. I'm so glad I'm going to stop doing this shit.

Shit, what are you on? Is she doing something else? Hell no. What's she doing? What could she be doing? What could you be doing, you don't want to come up here and be out on TV,

internet and shit? You know what's your opinion? Brand yourself, bitch. You don't want to brand yourself? You don't want to brand yourself? You don't want to brand yourself? You don't want to brand yourself? You don't want to brand yourself?

You don't think you don't want to brand yourself? You don't want to brand yourself? You don't want to brand yourself, bitch. Hey, aye, hey, hey. You don't know how many bitches finish that shit this winter. I'm just saying. You ain't trying to brand yourself, bitch?

With Chipotle charge me extra for guacamole. You ain't trying to brand yourself, man. That's the hoodie right there. We're getting that on the hoodie. Yes, yes. Hey, man. That just goes, that's just leading to my next segment. I'm glad you here. Listen to this shit.

I'm listening. You know, I'm the number one side nigger in America right now. Top draft pick. Okay. Been represented. Held it down six summers. Yes. Still had the same. No, I ain't changed my number in eight years. So if you ever gave me some boys and you thinking about me, text me. Okay.

I'm talking about this way back. Way back. All right, this nigger said, man, I was this side nigger for six months. One day I was smashing and she said, I loved you. And I stopped for a second and kept going pretend like I ain't hear that shit but the chick started crying and saying I love you dog

what would you do Carlos Miller she said I love you dog yeah what would you know she said I love you he was saying she said I love you dog but she said dog no he said that he's just saying he talking like in conversation

yeah conversation got you now number one to you you the dog right I thought she's like I love you dog I'm like that might not be no bitch y'all already know If a woman is cheating on you. If she's cheating, it's because it's something she ain't getting from her niggil. But let me ask you this.

But it's an emotional cheat. It's everything. It's everything. And she love it. Okay, so check this out. She's cheating right. Why would she be telling her sad nigga that she love him? Because she do.

She don't feel in love with the dick. Oh. Yeah, that's what it is. She don't feel in a lot with this. So what Carlos Miller would do, you should have just, you should have shoved the whole dick in there. Yeah, yeah. You should have just started fucking hard. Why would you belittle your dog?

Because that way, that way the conversation goes somewhere it ain't being like, you love me. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. What's what you're talking about. Did you see that? He should have just checked down. Get crazy. Right.

Doing new move. You should have, you should have started doing all your moves made a bus of nuts. So she'll forget that. I love you shit. Not just no regular nut or back to back. Right. You got to make a nut real quick so she can text you this bullshit as opposed to having this conversation face to face. You saw that?

You got to keep it play up. He got to keep a play. He can never, he can't never tell her back that he loves her two. Because if he said he love her two, they're in a relationship. They go together. She just got two niggins. And you can't be, you can't be the side nigger

slash main nigger. Because then you didn't overstepped your side nigger parameter. You aren't got no later on me. You're the side nigga, but you're trying to be in a whole relationship on the side. You don't know what the side nigga is. Yeah, he ain't playing his part.

Hell no. He ain't playing. When she said, they were like, oh yeah, you do. You keep, you're going to act like, Okay, this is what being a side niggas like. It's like when you go on a road trip and your dog driving the whole way. You're like, hey, bro, you straight?

I can drive if you need me to. All right, just let me know. That's what being the whole, that's what being a side nigga is. Yeah. You ain't got to do all the motherfucking driving. But if a motherfucker get tired, you can take them last two out.

That's the mentality of a side nigga. A co-pilot. Right. But if you're the side nigga and you're trying to do all the motherfucking driving, you ain't going to get promoted. No. I don't know why y'all nigg is out here

trying to get promoted that's not the objective to be in the side nigga anyway I don't know I never had like a side I can believe it because you seem like the type that is just a be with two niggas for real like an east side nigga west side me believe it or not

I'm a very loyal person I don't see that little crazy that's why I don't believe you're loyal because you're crazy I am I never had like a side nigger because I don't play with people feeling I don't know how to be like I'm sad nigga I don't have no feeling yes yeah see me it's

I just came to count this money, and I ain't got no feelings. I got as many feelings as you need me to have at that moment. See, y'all mean, you're going through some shit, we going through some shit. And he knew women, this new, this new generation, like, my little cut. They don't play no game. I'm like, oh, bitch, you cry over that nigga, bitch. They do it. You crying over that nigg?

Bitch, get your mind right. I don't understand how the nigg is. This niggis out here with no car getting all the puss. I don't understand how you fuck somebody with no car. I had one of them. Damn. He had no car, a nigga, that has shit. Hey, man.

He ain't got no place to stay. Hey, dude him in everything. Damn. You made nothing out of something. Fellas, let that be a lesson to you. Nick, it's still hope. You can whip something up out of nothing. It's still hope out here, man.

You said the nigga didn't have nothing. He didn't have jack. He tricked Joe. Yeah, he had nothing. But you weren't in it for nothing, but he had something in it that was the charisma. That was just. Look, I'm going to keep it real. If you're going to keep it real?

It was the D? It was. And then he was younger. See, I had always been with older men. Like, my baby dad was going to mold them? No, uh-uh. I ain't going to win like that because, you know, I haven't been that promiscuous, if that's the word. Get the fuck.

Say it again, just for the number. Just say it again. Shout out to Eduddy for coming here with her vocabulary. I want to hear that shit again. I got to hear that shit again. Hey, man, you're going to have to coach some NFL players on how to speak properly. Please say. What have it been permissurice?

Oh, shit. I have not been that. So, I've been real faithful. So when I broke up with my baby-dad from my long-term relationship, I got with a little young nigga. So he was just young, and he was so fresh and fun. I want to go to the tramp and shit. Oh, you like that shit.

You know what I'm saying? He went to ride, drive my car and go to the gas station, eat Zasp for all day. Oh, shit. Wait a minute, wait a minute. So that's where he got you at. Oh, look. Take a visit.

Zach Smith's gonna come up! Shit! Take her hands, Zatsby letter, order up a six piece. Oh, that's gotta be in every trap nigger rap now. Took her after Zach's bitch had to blow her mind one more time. Ain't that bitch for breakfast, then we hit that big bout lunchtime. She think we was through eat chicken tenders, but I had some more.

Stop that bitch by Zaxby's one more time. Just a sore bro. To her get some chicken and some salad and some little bitty wings. wings I then took her to Zach Biss and now we eating everything every time she get hungry I put that chicken in her mouth take her to the trap and show her what the trap was all about take her bitch to Zach's because I'm trying to blow her mind bro take that bitch to Zach if you're trying to blow her mind bro take that bitch to Zach as if you're trying to blow her mind bro get that number two that number six that number three and four take that bitch to Zach

if you're trying to up over my arm, bro. Take that bitch to Zach. All right, let me start. That's stupid. Wait a minute. Don't put you in your ice, though. Wait a minute. He took your car and went to Zaspers and ate it at the gas station.

All that's all day. All he did was pull up. He made plays at the gas station. Go into Zasp. That shit was fun. That shit was so fun. And then he was kind of like a little bully. Like, he'd be beating up niggas in the show.

Oh, so you saw it. He was like, oh. She was out the water. She was dating a trap. She was in the car. She was in the car, like. How was she in the car? But then she started getting used to it,

so whenever he would jump out the car, she would slide over and drive her to cut off. Yep, you are already known. Hey. Hold up. One time in one high speed he chased to and fam in Georgia. George. That shit was fun too, boy. And then I got away

he, when I got away, he just was so proud of me and shit. Did I not, hey. He was so proud. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Give us that story. Can we hear that story? Yes. Did it happen how I said? He jumped out for the shit.

You slid over and got in the shit, or what happened? No, he had a little application. Okay. I ain't gonna say a little trap, because a trap is real known. Little altercation. Okay. Yeah, yeah. All the names in place have been changed and protected.

I already know what going on, because he had all told me, he was going to go in there and he'd see that one going to slap that thing. I'm like, ah, aye. So look, you're wearing now? What you're saying? I was like, ah, aye. So he jumped down speaking dope, boy. Look, I'm feeling to go in here and got a new one.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I was like... Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What the yoh-de-woop. Hey. And I was like... And I was like, all right. So when I seen, I heard everybody running and shit, oh, he won't slap this nigga for real and shit. I said, they're gonna slap the nigger for real.

Yeah, I just went in. I don't got on the little drive side and shit, because I really know it was a... Slid. He come out. She, you know, with blood, don't know what I'm like, pull out, pull out, pull out, like that. So, we just ride, and I think. I know they didn't call the police from that situation, but all that day he was hot.

But, I don't know, but he was hot, you know what? So the police was like two, three cars behind us or whatnot. He was like, man, they go to where. I like, well, like that. And I know he got, like, he got about, probably about two dime. Oh, nigger. You know, he wanted to know, he ain't a big trap boy, but, you know, he'll have a trap boy, but, you know, he'll Like I got all this shit on me

If they want a lot He got to go get Hold up She said He had two dimes on them And said I got all this shit on me Oh my god

This story just get better and better He was like I got all this shit on me I'm like me for real though I'm like all right We're good though He's like no Take off take off

So look the people don't turn So you know The people don't make They don't turn and shit So the police right behind And it's like a car So he just said me Take off

I take off right just flying because he told me to. So I'm flying, when I'm flying. And then I know, I see the person with the light, the police with the lights. I said, he's chasing me. He said, yeah, bitch, keep going. So, look, he said, make it right right there by the playground.

So I made it right like that. I said, come on going, wherever he would tell him and go. I was doing it like that. I had on lost one like that. He said, parking in the grocery store. So we're going to come back. We end up right there by a full depot in the parking lot. He said, park between them cars.

And we seen the police. He said, he was like, you did good, baby. Guess what he did after that? Instantly wet. Guess what she did after that? Roll through Zagspils on the head. Get my baby a Zagspin. I got to get my baby a zalit.

Let her get a black chicken salad. That's the guy. I got my little chickenette. Oh, yeah. He had me for it all like that. You're a real trap queen. Before the shit was cool. Hey, hey, hey.

Did you look at this pedometer? No, I'm talking about how fast she was going. Did you ever look down? You never look down. I never look down. Yeah, okay. That's the real shit, ladies. Don't look at that dash.

Oh, no. If he tells you to drive, don't look at that dash. You know I'm already scared on. Shit, so he was like, bitch, drive. I was driving that motherfucker. You can't say that. Hey, I don't. Hey, we don't condone this type of thing.

We don't condone this. We don't condone this. Oh, yeah, that's my past. I don't want, don't even mess with trap dude. Erica is a... Matter of fact, don't mess with no nigger name. They begin with a color. Don't mess with no nigga named red.

Give it to him. Give it to him to him. White boy, don't fuck me. Get you a nigger named Morris. Niggin' with a square name. Okay, nigga that wasn't got-down little, little gaiters and shit. Some little pan with a little ass. Don't pan with an ass in the middle by your knees.

You think ladies should start dating that dudes that are squares and shit? Yes, you better. Tell them why. Man, hold on, man. Tell them why. I know squares stay sharp. They do. Date them.

That's the problem. Date the lame-ass nigger, the nigger that'll open the door, date them. Because what we see, the thing was, I don't know why we're so weird. We want a trap, nigger, thug, killer-ass nigger, but we want him to be sweet to us. That's what we want. We want him to be like thug in the street, but sweet to me and cater to my knees and my emotion. But he ain't that type of nigger. Just know that.

So get you a nigger that's going to listen to you and help you financially. Not you using all your shit, pulling all your, the shit. in your name and all that stuff. I don't have them days. That shit ain't cool. And it's not cute. I don't have a bitch guy. I know somebody that paid for her own wedding ring.

Don't do that shit. Don't do it. They bought their own wedding ring. She bought her own wedding ring. These are real stories from the trap engagement parties. She got down on her knee and asked her. On the next episode, as the hood turns, Nikisha buys her own engagement ring.

He going to like to give me this shit. Give it to me He took it, girl He left He got there right She bought the ticket She bought the ticket And everything

Okay Let me drink this red bull Since they gave it to us They gave us it to us That shit's hilarious About the fuck with some red boy It's delicious We keep it in the black community

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because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, that's what the slogan is saying. Chicken wings. No. If that was the case, it would say Red Bull goes with wings. Now, Red Bull is a good little caffeine drink.

It gives you the energy. Everybody don't drink coffee. Red Bull don't know they lost a lot of the black community when they up the price and then the can stayed the same size. The fuck? We don't like a little can.

This shit expensive. We like 99 cent big cans. All shit that could almost kill you should be affordable. That's just the American way. He got so many energy drinking. They got the monster shit. They got all this shit.

No, I'm just saying it. You ever get the knock off of them? I don't drink them at all. The rooster booster. That's what it called. That shit ain't even something before. I saw one that said cocaine. I was like, I know I can't.

drink that. Remember, pimp juice? Yeah. You never had pimp juice. What happened to crook, little John? I know, what happened to the crumb juice? I think that was a limited room. Put some crunk in your system. You made a song for a song for it. I think that was a limited room. No, it was out for a little while, man.

It was supposed to be around forever. What is little John doing now? Performing for white people, right? For real. He getting paid. He got checks, right? Him and Waka Flokker. Wollah Flokker do that at E.M.

Mm-hmm. As long as your song sound like the beginning of Transformers, you can rap over it. As long as they That shit come on like that You can just say whatever I bust a nigga head To the white meat

Boom boom boom And then they love that shit It don't matter Salute the walk of flogging Him and his girl are made up He made up They all love it Instagram

See that one nowadays It's so stupid now That's how a nigga prove They love it You put that shit on Instagram For the world to see That's how I know You really love me now

That ain't the world to see Yeah They want the world to see He put that shit on Instagram. See, that's the problem. You see how she... You see how she... Diff and adaptive.

Yeah, that's the new world now that we in. You see how she... When he said that shit on Instagram, begging her back and all that. So now she just... Don't forgot about how the whole he was fucking. She's like, just forget them. He loved me.

He's showing y'all that he loved me. And now, because he did it on Instagram. So now she... Now she'll forget out about this shit. So you can get your girl back to Instagram. Yeah. That's how they do. That's how you got to prove some shit now and day.

You just... So if you're like... a dude lost his girl. Put the shit on Instagram. Can he get her back through Instagram? That's what Walker Flucka did. Look, fellas, it's possible. He starts saying, I hid it up.

If you were a sucker and you lost her because you fucked up, I don't know. But Instagram, Mike could help you. Put it on Instagram. Waka Flogger figured that shit out. Because you're showing a while. Because I would have went to her house. I would have got the restraining order.

He did it real smart. He did it digitally. Let me tell you how to do it. Real life, you're going to go get the, hey, come talk. Look to me. Shocker! You're just going to keep saying her name.

This is how you do it, though. You got to block all your sad holes first before you do it. All the chicks that you cheated with. Block them. Then put your girl on Instagram and get her back. Yeah, because you know how to. Do you know how to devastate him? See, this is the woman here right here.

You know how you know, because you know he'll cheat it. You know you'll have a little altercation with the bitch. Yeah, bitch. I fucked your man. Boo, bo bo bo, bo, boo, all that shit. Why do they feel the need to announce that shit? Well, that's just, I don't know. That's what you wanted to bitch know that.

I had him in Ohio, whatever, you're going through ahead. My thing is, if y'all could have this meeting, y'all could have worked out a schedule or something. Nah, ain't no schedule. Ain't nobody could have to share that. Well, I mean, if y'all worked a meeting out, y'all figured out how to meet each other. That's dope. That's crazy. Well, that's social media to blame, too.

Damn. Because you're checking and see who on light. Your nigger pictures so many times and who picture. Instagram ain't there, but the deaf. I'm telling y'all, they set this shit up for the world they held your type of drum. I'm telling you, look at that shit. The Instagram is the devil.

Instagram, the people that design shit. We're going to order over the church. The people that design. That's going to be our whole shit. Instagram is the devil. It is. You don't see how that shit doing? It is.

What is it doing? People be trying to do shit just to be seen, hurting themselves. That's the shit I didn't see. People hurt their self. Instagram goes so many ways. I'm talking about as far as their relationship shit, as far as you. Well, hold on you on Instagram.

Yeah, I ain't. People rock with you on Instagram. Yes, they do. I sell my people. Yeah, so shod come about it. All the people that still fuck us. We're not knocking the Instagram. No, not Instagram.

But what are people doing with it? Yeah, and how they design the shit. They design the shit for women that be stalking. I ain't talking about me. That's who did it. They be stalking. They can really pick five. I always thought a woman invented Instagram.

Yeah, I know. Because they got this snitching-ass page. Clayton like five pictures from this picture. That's the one. Hey. The one I'm talking about. And that was, I found out some shit through that one right now.

Nigga, you follow the comments and everything. Nicky, hey, dude, what the fuck? Two hours? Hold on, nigga. First you follow the whole, and you follow that bitch, bad? This, this is how Instagram is now.

That shit's so all two, three days ago what the motherfucker was done. It's unlimited. Oh, at first it was just about go down about 20 to about 20 of them and they'll stop. Now that she can go all back. To the beginning of your life.

Man, now that shit. Before you had Instagram. That shit can go back for 45 weeks Instagram ain't nothing But they mess it They know what they be doing God damn And then make it so bad

I had seen this shit from four days ago You know what That shit that Instagram will get you fucked up It will It's just like you like the picture Not the motherfucker in it It's just a nice picture I like god damn

You like no use of negative space She lovely lighting I'm like god damn Shot from a downward angle That you don't leave too often Like damn I'd be liking shit because I know who you used to be. Like, oh, your skin and cleared up on them motherfuckers.

Look at you. Get it then. He's crazy. Yeah. That's the Instagram shit. It's the devil. Yeah. I don't see it no more.

Instagram is a weird place. I know you ugly if your whole page is other people. Oh, yeah. Nobody. Where are you? Or just post. Or just post. Look, why would you get on social media and have a private page?

That's what? Ew, bitch. Like, who's like, who is that important? You know, like, who you had in these ugly as pissing for? Yeah, I can't stand on hold them, don't, don't got them private pay. You felt that shit, and you're like, he, bitch, you got private pay. Like, what are you? Who are you, bitch, Beyonce got a public pay, bitch.

So who the fuck are you? That's like, have a private pay. Walmart cashier. I already know what you're doing. No, but you know what I think when there's a private page, I'm like, oh, you out here, you dirty. Because you try Because you know what I said Like you ain't who you want to

Something wrong with your page To where you don't want people to have access to you Like that That's like going to a party And showing your vacation photos And be like don't let them see it Yeah don't nobody want to see that shit I'm petty though

I unfollow the motherfucker for leaving comments Arguing on the bossa page Like what the girl up On the box page Yeah they was arguing on the blog page Like this crazy bitch is arguing on those loving hip hop pictures I don't need to be following nobody.

Oh, yeah, that's a good way there, too. Who is this fucking brain dead? I don't understand. I don't know. I don't be on that like that. I don't be on that, but I don't know. My page is not probably, I want you to see me shine, big. Look at me.

And my picture. Talk to him. And look at my head, bitch. No. Still fat. It's still cute. Oh. Still in the corner club.

Oh. Big. Handset. Still funny. Ooh. Big. If you ain't going to brain yourself? Yeah.

You don't want to brain yourself? Bitch, you ain't going to brand yourself? Mm-mm. I feel ya, I'll be on there, though. You're gonna start making me call names. Come, look. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man. These ain't none but side notes. Ain't shit on him. Ain't even shit on this bitch. We just be flexing. We try to get a look. You know, just sometime a nigger just hit him with the professional look off. In other news.

Right. And now sports. And now sports. Oh yeah, how about them falcons? Why we're talking about no spoilers? It is. We won that. Yeah, we want.

We want. Cam Newton clothes. Oh, man. Come on. Camel, man. They were looking like the mask. You were looking like... It's smoking.

You got them big head to you too. Hey, man. What y'all not going to do is come on here and disrespect legends. That's a fuck off. What he had up? What he had on? What he had on? We're looking like the mask got.

Hey, niggas said, Cam Newton was dressed like he was trying to sell Springfield, a monorail. It'll take your hair, it'll take you there. This motorel will take you anywhere. This motherfucker is here. This motherfucker looked like he'd take his hat off, wave to big. I know, I know he had to. How you doing, sweetheart? Just looking at you, kid.

What the fuck wrong with these weirdos, man? This motherfucker dressed like when Django got to dress himself. No, you know, we fuck with the sports game heavy over here. We're going to give shout-outs to Russell Westbrook. He's been beat in a wild-ass outfit. But he'd be dogs, and you can wear what you want if you're going to score like that. You got to give a shout-out to them. Much love to them Dallas Cowboys.

To the motherfucking dick. Hey, Tom Brady is back, bitches. Straight from the deck. Talk to. I don't really like Tom Brady. You don't have to. You don't have to. This is an unbiased.

show. He support everybody who was out there making moves and shit of that nature. Well, here, Cheen. Now, this DC, I'm flying right here. Now, what's up, man? That's the phone, talk to that, Nick. Don't put him on speed because he don't know. That's how Trump got called. Don't do that. Don't do it. Oh, with my phone, my speaker, I already, Mr. Hey, Fly. Oh, shit. Now I'm up here at your shoulder. They told me, no, I got to put your on speaker because my speaker thing ain't no word. Oh, your regular phone on.

Yeah, my regular speaker on my phone. on work huh yeah they can hear you too so you know don't say nothing fucked up and congratulations fly yes yes much that boy happy as hell that what i had called you for earlier yeah you what you what you high oh oh yeah i know you was trying to step all night with the baby Oh, now you're pregnant. You're stupid. Oh, well, okay, Fly, that I was calling you for earlier because I didn't know where the place would. They just told me the address, but didn't tell me to build him, but now I'm here.

You found it. All right, love you. She loved him. They found him. Yeah. That was real cool. See there? Yeah.

See? It was time. Yeah. But you gave him to Warner, too. But you gave in the one or two, we got to do that now, too. No, for real. Can't let people say shit. Don't just be throwing nobody on speakerphone.

And don't just be randomly facetaming, motherfuckers. I know, because I did that one time with my daddy. With your popes? My daddy, yeah. I had him on speakerphone, but I was with my friends, but I put him on speakerphone. And I was like, Dad, I'm with Mimi. He's like, oh, that fat-ha-old girl? I said, and she ain't fat.

She said, bit, boom, then she's like, look. No, that girl's fat, boy. Yeah, my dad. Daddy, he don't get a fuck. I don't really like the, you know, the previous generation getting a hold to the technology. My dad just got an iPhone. He'd be sending me crazy-ass tech message. Call your daddy, L-O-L.

What is the L-O-L? I don't know. I don't know. Man, my mama, my mom, she just now learning how to text message. But she still ain't got the shit, right? So I had, she had them called me one and she said, hey, baby, how you doing? I said, I'm good, ma'am, what you've been doing all day? Net down, and I'm like, hello, the phone just hung up.

She sent me a text. I just been sending her cooking to eat collard green. I said, that's not how the test go. I said, call me back, ladies. She just hung up in the middle of the conversation. She just hung up in the middle of the conversation. Damn. She's a little slow, though.

That's what's up. Much love to everybody who used to be a little slow. Shout out to everybody. My mom know how to work technology. She worked for me now. Work. I ain't good at technology. She used to work for IBM, but she used to her computer used to start up with a key.

Oh, yeah. I don't want to school and stuff, huh? No, she didn't. That's the crazy part. Oh. She started as a little secretary and then worked her way up

to where she was telling people what to do. She didn't want to tell me how to fake it until you make it, got that shit. My mom had just started working. Damn. Do you know who this podcast is for? Who is for? This podcast right here?

Uh-huh. Who is for? This podcast right here is for niggas who got a cutlass or a box shabbit or a bubble caprice that they're going to fix next summer. Next summer. Yeah, they didn't get to it. They didn't get to it. You didn't get to it.

Oh, y'all are doing it for the real. Real people, man. Shout out of here in the box. I'm fucked with y'all, man. We're doing this podcast right here for all the hood bitches named Melissa who drive grand dams, grand prix, who work at the hospital. Not in the hospital part, but in the cafeteria. Man, you talk about all my kinfold. I got my two-writory working in the cafeteria.

This podcast, all the bitches name, T, T, Kiki, C, C, C, me, me, any, any chick with a lot of vows in her, man. Oh, yeah. Any chick who anytime you tell somebody your name, they fuck it up the first time, this who we're making it for. And this shit feels like home then. Exactly. Y'all ain't on no booge or shit at all.

Hell no. Look around. Nope. Look around. I know. Look at the contact. You smoke that weed. I can't smoke that shit.

Man. It ain't for you. It's not for you. It's not for you. It's not for you. It's not for you. It's not for you. What happened when you smoked weed?

Well, I got to. This is the first time I didn't smoke weed? No, no. The last time. I used to smoke weed. Now, that was the last, I used to smoke weed all the time. I used to, and I still do. I used to, and I'm going to do it, too.

But I started having them children. I got to let that shit go. Do you have to? Some people need it because of the kids. I know. I know some people that can do that, but I'm the honest. That ain't true. I'm so slow.

I remember my son, he came in the room. He was about three years old. He ran in the room. He was like, mama, mama, mama, how you spell was? I'm like, what? I said, I know that shit got like three letters in that bitch. Man, I couldn't think of that shit for nothing. That shit was a war.

I was like, boy, go get the dictionary, little boy. You're stupid. Hey, you know you're going to have a lot of fans from watching this shit. There's going to be some dudes trying to holler. Where you want them to holl at? What's your social media and shit? My social media is Erica, E-R-I-C-A-D. A D-U-C-H-E-S-H-E

What that spell, though? Erica. That's my name. E-R-R-E. E. That's me, man. I ain't going to talk about y'all when I get on stage. You might, though.

Tell them, go ahead. You know what? We're going to do your, because we're by hooking people up. How long you've been doing the camera? We said we're going to hook people up. Let her do her. Look, any dudes out there if you would like to holladdy with E at any time you like to be set up. You're trying to get set up.

Give me a little pitch. Give me a little pitch. Hold up. And first of all, let me tell you y'all something, because our fans think they slick. You're not feeling to out roast this one. Like, you're not, don't think you're going to just pop off and beat. Because, all right, so.

I'll be around the best. Yeah, so, you know. So I got some shit. You know how to do. Yeah, I'm just going to tell you, man, I ain't going to talk about you, but if you think you can come, because if you can't, I'm going to talk about you. Damn. I don't talk about everybody, but I'm going to have some situations.

Don't tell our fans that because our fans petty. They talk shit and then tell us how much they love her. Man, fuck all y'all, man. I hope y'all die in the fire. And then they'd be like, when the next episode. You're like, what would you just get on us? I feel with the show on because I know y'all follow me and stuff and I've been reading the comments and stuff.

I see you. The comments are crazy. The comments are crazy, man. They be going to have them and shit. I'm like, okay. I love the comments. That's what keeps me motivated. I like, they ain't invited me to that show yet.

But look, I was at the show to that. You hear. I'm here now. I'm in there. I'm in there. I'm here now. I'm in the show. I was at the show the other day.

This girl said, I love the podcast. I was like, who the podcast was? She said, the podcast for niggas who say Wala Go. Walla Go. Yeah. Little Wilego. Your lady, I didn't catch your name, but that shit was funny. That shit funny.

For this podcast, it's for folks that say, I'm Finnego. F-N-N-A. My kind of people. Hell, yeah. This podcast, people say fixing. Fixing. I'm fixing, too. I'm fixing, too.

Oh, yeah It's kind of something On the podcast for all the crazy motherfuckers That sleep with socks on Oh, I can't sleep with no socks on Exactly You got to be a real psycho to do this It depends

If it's cold Because I wake up and my feet Be cold than the motherfucker That shit scared me I thought I was dead I thought I was dead I said oh shit The only people who allowed

To sleep with socks on A newborns man That's it That's it Fuck y'all, I might be anemic. I'll wear some socks if it's cold. If it's hot, I'd try to take everything off. I mean, if it's cold, my feet can't be cold.

Well, I guess you're speaking from a different demographic. How tall are you, naked? Like, how tall are you? I'm like 6'4. There you go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You might need.

Your circulation fucked up. Take a longer time to get down that shit. So your feet might be cold than average, motherfucker. I don't know. And your feet are over there. I can't speak from tall. nigga perspective you six four that's a that's a rare market because your feet off the bed yeah that when you lay down your feet I don't know one time with a

towel and he's real tired you're trying to hit before the bat what you had to put you on the TV he was trying to put you on top of the TV so you know looking back at all I see when the nigga foot I see this oh no this nigga had to get the frog oh god no yeah he had to do the frog Tall nigger, that's what I... Tall nigger scoop down on the pussy. Hold up, bitch. I can get in now.

Don't worry about it. Here I come. Tall nigger dick. Because they say some blood. They say some... You can't get in there. Bitch, what the dress is. Some motherfuckin' look like Spider-Man.

That nigger, that n'n' arsh was a goddamn duper than mine. Niggie got an architect in that pussy. You're stupid, here. This is the 85 South Show. For niggas who eat pussy with the light on. Oh, man. Here we go. This is the 85 South Shore for the tall dudes that had to ever get that froggy style.

85 South Shore for women that got two baby dads. This podcast is for all the women who are too tall to fuck in the car, but you try to shit anyway. Yo. Hello. Good morning. That's a nice-ass hair color. How did you select it? What is the color?

Well, the color is crimson. The color is crimson. The color is crimson. No it's not. That is hood bitch red. Yeah, give me hood bitch red. Everybody from the hood. All the bitch you know about adora.

Adora. Adora. That's the rants. That was up, man. Hey, any lady who got the hairstyle like this good with kids, you can leave any kids around, huh? Yeah, true. And they can spend the night.

She don't give a fuck. Yeah. She keep her hands. Your kids will be on track, right? You sound like your own being food. Hey, my son, my oldest son is in the Army. That's what's up. My baby boy, he's 16.

Yeah, salute him. My other baby, he's 16. Real smart. He'll look gangster, but he's small and shit. You know, I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that. You're proud of both.

Yeah, I'm proud of both. And they're both so different. The older one that's in the Army, you know, he never like rap music growing up and shit. I thought, who the fuck is that? He never liked rap. If he listened to rap, it's Eminem or some Little Wayne. He's on that rock star, skateboard, shit.

He's on that lover. I like, you know, it was different, but I had to adjust to him. You know, I like that. Why are you so goddamn funny? Oh, no. That would have been saying my whole life. You know, white folks. You're making it happen.

Even white folks tell you. Yeah, the white folk would be telling me fun. That would make me start doing it because of the child. It took some white folks to make you start doing this. That's fucked up. No, no. No, that's not what I'm saying. No, that is what you said.

I'm trying to tell you. The white folks said I was good, so I jumped out there. No, not like. Once the white folks started believing in me, I knew anything was possible. I jumped out there like a wamp, I'm a little about. Baboo. My talent wasn't shit until the white folks said. No, see, I worked at this corporate job.

Much love to the good white folks for giving me, niggas, hope out here. No. But when that white man said, he was like, hey, I don't like, You're missing out in your talent, girl. You're missing out on your calling. He said, you need to be on stage somewhere. I said, for real, whatever. And I said, why the hell your parents are so dumb and shit?

He's name was Robert, but they call him bald. I said, why the fuck they don't call you rock? Right. That little shit like that. You're always goofy. But anyway. That's what's up, though. And they were like, you missing your call and so one day I called my cousin.

I'm like, hey, cudd, look, bitch. They had an open night, open mic night at Ubar. Shotta, shodda host. A bitch, I'm fin to go be a comedian. That's your first night. That's my first time you went up. ever doing it ever I went up I did I did my thing I don't know what the hell I was saying but they were laughing my head got a stand ovation that I just started since

then I felt after what first time after what first time I came off that stage how you felt I felt so right after how you felt so good then a lady came to me and I seen the lady before I seen it later before and she was like hey I want you to go on a road with me next week to on Florida so I just started doing the carmany so the lady with a Robin Ann and I went with her to Florida. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I went with her to Tallahassee.

That's just for us. We didn't, you know, let him explain, but that's just for us. Uh-huh. So I went with her and dirt a south. I just started in the next week. I was in Tallahassee and I did it again, but they tried to play me, though. I got that. When I saw you, you always said, Cloud 9.

I don't know what the fuck you was drinking. But you had a bottle or some shit, and you was getting fucked. I was like, how to fuck? I was going to do comedy. You're getting fucked up. You're like, shit, this is how I do it. Mm, I'm going to fuck this. And they were laughing like that.

Those were the times. And I've been doing it ever since. I ain't going to do it. I mean, this is it. I got fired from a jaw shit. They let you go? They let me go. The second time.

What are you? The second time. I got fired from the same job. Same job. What the fuck, man. They keep firing you? That's just so they can build. They said to steam back up.

A song. Hire Erica back and let's fire her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are going? How do you think she's doing? You think she's adjusting well? I heard she had a show with Robin Ann. I know she's really on her way.

Give her a call. Give her a call. Like on that movie. Tell her we're going to give her a job. And then three months later. What were you working at? We're going to fire her. Yeah, I'm working at Avers car room.

Avis? Yeah, Ava's car around. No, nobody's rent from Avis. So fuck Avis. I don't know. Are you going to go back there? Don't say fuck, Favis. Because Abe is fucked with us.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. I ain't know. I thought she said, Abe us. Oh, yeah. Abe us. Oh.

Very cheap. Yeah, very cheap. Unprofessional. I work for the high class people. Right. With the S. Right, right, right. Got you.

I like those guys. Two times. They let me go two times. First time you say something. You were racketeer. Oh, come on. We can't get a tall, man. You can't get a child.

No. No. No, we cut this shit. We cutting this shit. We cutting this shit. So we can bring you back. And we can check the statute of limitations on these shit that you talk about right now. No, we have no parts of that.

No, we do want it. Wait. No, check this out. We about to do another intro just so we get to fuck away. Hey, welcome back today. Okay, contrary to popular belief, whatever footage that might be used to incriminate anybody on this show. We don't know. Nothing about that.

It's just jokes. This is, we chase jokes. A nigga might get it with Der Rico. I don't want no parts of that. No, no, that's cool. I'm just glad you're doing comedy now. That's why they're part because of the comedy. Fuck it.

They hate on your come up. Exactly. They can't stop what a guy won't. No, I don't want. We shouldn't, huh? Because I won't. Okay. Don't do it.

You know how many times we didn't have five? every time. That's how we ended up in the trap house. We're out of here? That's how we ended up in the trap house. I mean, that's it. I mean, I don't care. That's it.

The comedy is it. I ain't going back. No work for them. Fuck them. So one more time, drop your social media, eat the duchess. We appreciate you coming through and talking to this shit.

Talking that good shit with us. Look, don't be a stranger and shit. I won't, man. Call me or sometime. I ain't got shit to do. I ain't with the, um, three sisters. No more.

It's two sisters. No, okay. Yeah. Shout out to two-twisted sisters. Shout out of them, too. Yeah, that's my business, so I'll talk with you. I fought with you. I vote with you.

Oh, just twisted sisters. I don't know if that. But you're in here now. Yeah, I'm getting rich. 8.5. I enjoy myself with my boy, Carlos. That's what I'm talking about. Your blessing is just going to keep coming.

Clay English, man. You all right. You all right. You already know. Clayton English. Being a good mom and shit. At Clayton English on everything. Is at Carlos.

Do your shit. I'm just Carlos. I'm just Carlos. If you don't even worry. about following me, I'm straight. Carlos with a K. Follow me. I'm Erica Dutchess.

I already got the followers. I'm cool. Don't follow me. One more time. What more time? Again, it's Erica Dutchis. But the one, he don't want y'all just come on over here to me. It's Erica, E-R-I-C-A-D-U-C-H-E-S.

Erica Dutchess. Hey. My fault, my supposed to still phone with me, though. Shout out to all my followers. Y'all, I've been at a standstill at $24,000 for a long time. still fault me though. Yeah. You ain't got to follow me.

I'm straight. I'm going to follow me. I want some more people. I can talk shit. I got the followers that like. We're cool. I'm trying to start some more shit up on Instagram. I'm trying to find me.

I don't know if I just want to be me or Carols. I don't know. Do it all. Don't let Instagram feel putting no pressure on you to be some shit. Oh, no, no, that's the thing. Yeah, we'll get that to do. Hey, look, you know. You want to do that?

Wait, look, let me set this shit up. You know, Steve, we've been in the studio. Now we're in the trail. Just leave Steve a voicemail for us and just let him know how you feel. Do you know he was at the studio? I see it. Yeah. So just leave Steve or voicemail and let him know and we ain't do shit.

Yeah, Steve, Steve. This is your girl, Erica Dutchess. I'm here to tell you, man. Let my boys back in, man. They ain't these shit. You're a good man. You got out of camps and shit. You look out for the youth.

Look out for my people here. for my people here at 85 South, bruh. We just wanna be, you know, they just wanna look real executive with a man of your magnitude. So just let us in, Steve, you know, and invite me to the show on that day and shit that you got,

cause I want me a man, this seat might have a hold when I leave. You know, I want me to come back, Steve. Fuck with your girl, Erica Dutchie, man. We all comedian, we come in and, you know, we ain't, we ain't gonna do this thing together, man. Look out for us. Peace out.

Huh? Huh? Yeah, pick up, Steve. Pick up. Thank you. Thank you. Beautiful. That's amazing. Oh, I'm ready.

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