The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Trap Living Room W DC Young Fly & Karlous Miller | Ep. 171

Episode Date: February 22, 2019

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Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts 85 85 85 85 Are we recording He ain't going to say shit Joe

Joe are we recording Joe We recording all this shit We're recording right now Chad this is the upgrade you said we did Yeah, bro. No, motherfucker. You said we had to upgrade. We didn't do nothing but go out of the room, Chad.

You got to start lying to fly, man. You got to start lying to me, bro. He tried to make sense. He was capping like here. You been capping like, boy, he was capping. First of all, the band wasn't playing the music. We didn't move to see. We was in here, y'all.

Wasn't bothering, y'all. For what? They come out here. For what? We're in the hallway. Why? He said, we upgrade. Say what?

We can go back where we were. We can go right back in the goddamn room. At least we were safe. That, they were warm. We just got a window. We ain't got no office page, niggins that picture. No, just, we got some faith in that, you know what I'm saying?

We're good and all that out of kids and we need a, that's all the kids. You lie to us. Niggas be fine. He lied to us. Because niggas be lying their ass on. He lie, he lied to us. Niggas be lying to us.

Niggas be lying their ass all. I said they lie in their ass all. Niggas be lying to us. Oh, he lied to us. Come on. He lied to us How you lie? He lied to us

We was in there Got our office upstairs Said he lied to us He lied to us He said that we was downtown But we're moving around In the other room From the last place that we were

We was just at last week Ain't that stupid He lied He lied to us I know what you did, Chad I know why you think this is new Can't trick me Because we got new floors

Outside the door He'd like to us He'd like to us You can't hear me, Chad He just like singing on that line. It's like a little microphone. I like hold that bit. Hold on what it is.

Oh, though, what it is. So even if I hold it like this. So even if I hold it like this, ooh. You're going to start clicking it. Chad, maybe we could have bought some better equipment, since we upgrade. Give me a microphone and I can hold, Chad. upgrade.

Shit, I don't know how to go upgrade. You think I give Chad Hill. We still got the old room microphone. I got the same microphone. Hey man, I'm just happy. I'm just happy to be here. I'm just happy to be alive. I don't give a fuck what we record in.

Look, look, look how they got blooded up. Come on, man. He lied to you up. You lied to up. Chad, I never had this coming out by pocket, Chad. You just refused to fuck with the equipment today, huh? You lied to up. You lied to up.

Yes, indeed. Can you hear me, Chad? All right, bet. You got me hooked up to all this shit, Chad. We're gonna start in like three minutes. You know I'm energetic. You know I moved to fuck around. You got me hooked up like I'm a white child.

I don't tell it what the fuck I might do, Chad. We got it. Can we get you a two hours? You ain't record? Yes, you record. Well, that was, that was 15 men, the niggins. Two up. He lied to you.

Fuck you mean. You ready? I've been ready. I don't know why y'all acting brand new. Y'all n'n'all ain't got a... Y'all, we ain't do number coming. We didn't do them to come outside the room. Y'all, niggins on that brand new.

We're still in the same house, nigga. This is outside attitude. Yeah, this is that, what? Oh, y'all niggas, what? We control our messages. Y'all, nigga, it's bullshit. I understand that, but we want this to know that we have one. Oh, you want the world to know.

You want us alive. Yeah, not a lot. Hey, y'all, look at this shit. We don't upgrade. We don't move. We ain't playing, look at the, look at the couch. Get the speakers from 1992. That's speaker from 81.

They got that speaker at the hospital. That's when they used to announce new boys. We got another one. Y'all like the space. Yeah. He's going in the office for a place. He going in the office. We got an office.

We're starting two minutes. Two minutes. Well, that dread like a goddamn serial like a goddamn serial, buddy, you all right? All right. He do look like he's battling depression. I'm gonna tell ya, bud. That nigga gonna kill him that motherfucker with knives.

See that, why's that nigga? That's the motherfucker leaving the comments on your Twitter calling you a nigger with the ER. Nigger. He'd be the one making all the business man. I don't like black women. Black women, it'd be him. Mm.

Boy, my boy, Lotha came in hell with this cigarette pout. This life, this, ooh, just like... That's alright, duh. Yeah, that's slick, eh? Man, you can roll a joint right there. That's a little. You got a joint rolling in that bitch, if you got some papers. You can roll it, just clothing that bitch, come out right there.

Gangster shit, you know. Well, that's vintage, boy. You know. That's some OG right now. No, man. You already know. Send them on. You already know what?

I gotta call my boss. Where are you? I need some wheat to smoke on. Scooby-Doo-Doo-Doo, because I need you to come and bring a cutie. We're smoking good dope with all of our folks right here on the 85 South Show. We're rolling good weed because there's all that we need right here on the 85 South show. Look at our new spot. We ain't win nowhere.

Look at our new spot. Hey. We just came downstairs. Look at our new spot. We ain't with nowhere. Look at our new spot. We right here, though. We just came downstairs.

Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show. You all didn't know what it is. That's your man, Colos. You have a chat. You already know. We already know. Yeah, man, we don't upgrade it, man. We're gonna let these four know we upgrade it.

Look, man, progress is a slow process, but we make it some progress over here. Welcome to the trap living room, everyone. This is the trap living room. If you ever come to the trap and you're in the living room, this is where you'll be. That's how our hood niggins sleep on trap couch. Listen, it ain't nothing but Harry Coocher's been

sitting on this. Like, where you been, bro? Harry Coochie been sitting on here. Come here. There's nothing wrong with Harry Coochie. Uh-uh. But you know, on this couch it gets musty. Nick, Harry Coochie is delicious.

It's locked in. Yeah, it locked in. It locked in, in the corner. Oh, that nigga can talk. That nigga ain't said nothing for you. That nigga ain't said nothing in four years. Jay O. Say what's up to the people, man.

Oh, my boy got a voice. Yeah, he's talking this season. Let do four know, Jay O. My nigga talking this season. Hey! Not we in this bitch. You got a new spot. You got new spot.

Hey, we ain't went nowhere. But we're in a new spot. Hey, we just came downstairs. We got a new spot. The traveling room. We ain't in nowhere. Hey, but we got a new spot. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Look at all this shit up in hell. Hey! Wow, we're living. We're living. We got my boy Denzel. We got Denzel washing shit on the wall. We got some people in the shower. Got to get some water.

Got a nigga who was hiding but took a good-ass picture. Hell yeah. Nigger took a good-ad picture in the hiding spot. Man. And you got us. Us. Old-ed show. Nigger put us right in the top of him.

Yeah. Hey. That's Marvin Gaye right there. He got Chico hat on. Yes, you do. They go Michael Blasson. We got a baby picture. Hey, man, what the fuck.

Mike doesn't send us a baby picture. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. over there if y'all want to take a look over that. Amen. He sent us a couple. We're keeping shit real black. Feeling the spirit, Chester Higgins, Jr. I don't know who you're with, Chester.

We're feeling real black, man. But we're feeling the spirit, baby. Feeling real black. Jay, we ain't pausing right quick, man. We gotta talk about this black history month. This has been one of the craziest black history month. Out of all the months we didn't have, this been the blackest in the most historical, bro.

This motherfucking black history month is going in. You're telling what might happen. They're telling what might happen. What happened? What you were saying? Black History Month? Well, you know that shit changed. Shit going crazy out here in these streets, man.

This is the type of couch you do that in here, right here. It's okay. This is a whole talk show now. Oh, this is lit. I love the dude. I like the ensemble, man. This is nice. Black History Month ain't going crazy.

Man, all the fucking clothing brands, racist than a motherfucker. I'm telling it, bro. Gucci fucked up. I saw it. I saw it. I can't let shit. I want to even buy my club. That shit.

so high. The fuck-up part I had just bought a month last sweater the week before that shit. I wore my shit anyway. You did? Yeah, yeah. I ain't even gonna lie. That shit gonna backfire, bro. No, it ain't.

All that racist shit gonna backfire. I'm telling you why. They're gonna taste some shit like Toyota to backfire and say some racist shit. Nigga. How- I'm gonna ride no bus because Toyota says a racist shit. They're gonna put some tape over their emblem, but I'm not-hoo. I'm getting that Toyota. I'm gonna be like, I hate nigger.

They be like, well, you're gonna hate a nigga today. I'm about the crack this motherfucker up. That shit fucked up, man. I'm not riding the bus. All the clothing brands races is hell. But you're saying, you see, uh, TJ Mack had a, uh, hanging loose with the loose on. I said, uh, that wasn't TJ Mag, well, I thought that was, uh, Burberry. No, Burrbabry got that shit too, but TJ May had like one printed on a t-shirt.

Oh, man. Yeah, man. These folk going crazy, man, they don't fuck with us, man. They don't fuck with us, though. And that's why some niggas got to come out with some goddamns. But you do, man, how racist, so we can pay for us. How racist do you have to be to buy a $900 sweater with some monkey lips on it? You got to be racist than a month?

Now, you got to be with some monkey lips. Some big-a-munkie lip, bro. Like, come on, bro, do you got to understand, bro? I've seen niggins in the Gucci store today. I said, look at these coo-ass niggins. What were you doing in there? No, I'm walking past. I don't walk a pass since that being mad.

I'm thinking about how all the Gucci, I got this ass. I seen that. I got a great you got a whole bunch of shit I got shoes I ain't any whoa I'm like bro why did they do that bro I got to sell all this shit but guess what I'm doing you found somebody bad oh I'm selling all of my wife fans what's that's nine and a half hey man you want to buy nine nine nine and a half if you want to buy some of DC you're on flag niger I'm talking about all my shit going on sell my goches my prudgery's my brother Nick I had him all the day I had them on a baby I had them on I'm like baby she said what I said, I can't eat with these either. Put them in my pocket, bro. I got the sad of them, too, bro. I got my prodders, my goochies, my, my, my burtberry,

all that shit going on sale, and half of the proceeds going to all the schools in the neighborhood. What you're doing with the other half? Putting that shit back in my pocket. That's dope that you at least going to get the school's half. Hey, yeah, I ain't finished that. I'm making money out there now. And then I would think about whoever buy my shit

and get two free tickets to any show that in the state they end. How they need to get in touch with you. How they need to get in touch with me is when they need to get in touch with me when I put them motherfuckers up for sale. Oh, okay, okay, all right. You know, they'll wait, you know, and give me about a week, they're gonna be up,

that shit gonna be on sale, they're gonna be like, sell, sell, you know what, they gotta go. They gotta go, listen though, we gotta rock with the culture, bro. I feel like at this point, like, I don't go fuck what going on, we just gotta rock with the culture, bro. Like, if a niggas say they ain't fucking with it,

It don't give a damn how bad we wanna fuck with it. We gotta be like, fuck the nigga, bro. You feel me? That's your life of a nigga saying, bro, I don't fuck with you. And you come spinning. Nine hundred dollars on this nigga swelder. He don't fuck with you. But you got a nigga like me who's doing everything

for the culture, my ticket 35. You're like, God damn, DC, can't show a nigga no love. Man, who you think you is? I'm like, damn, you get a hug at my show, your girl get a picture. You feel me? I get the joan, your little boy. face high you get all that for 35 dollar but I'm too high right I'm too

high though but you got a nigga who don't fuck with you you going there but I'm about this man down and give them three checks that's the bullshy come on y'all black people we got to do better so just so the ticket patch on one oh 85 stop show and three thousand dollar ticket three thousand they're gonna be the only ones in that bitch you know who this podcast is for you don't spend three thousand dollars on nothing hey boy you'll be that ain't that we did we be going crazy on stage I know. Yeah, damn.

Hey, that's what we don't do. We don't give ourselves enough credit on our own show. Nick, we've been going for a whole, since the whole goddamn first time. We've been going stupid, bro. I'm talking about dumb, dumb, dumb, man. A serial killer. A niggled by like a serial killer, but we heard that. Man, what the hell you been?

The folks been asking about. You ain't been in the studio, man. I ain't know we, you know, we went outside. I ain't know we upgraded. Yeah, we also, we upgraded. This is a lot of stuff. space, bro. But 2019?

A lot of space we used to walk through before we used to get to the old spot. Right. This is like... We never knew this hallway had so much potential. I mean, y'all clink it up too. Yeah. Clink that bit. You know what I'm saying?

I'm talking about I ain't bull or shit. Do that speaker work right now? Nope. Bam. Not at all. No, man. I mean, I think everything in this bitch worked, it just take a little bit of fucking around. Man.

If you fuck with it, it'll work. A little tweaking too. I miss the spot. Man, what's up? What's up? Niggins, you just out here, grinding, 85 South Show shit. You know what the business is, live show. What's been some of your favorite live show moments?

Man, boy, I got so many, bro. I can't even, I damn it every show. I'm not even going to lie to you. I just can't even sit there. I know Alabama was crazy. The whole star dog. That shit was like. Now you're going to say Alabama, then we're going to catch hell.

Look, people. That's what I'm trying to tell y'all. The mobile hard drive crash. The hard drive with the mobile show on it crashed. We're still working on it. We're doing everything. They're mad at hell about that she too. It's not lost yet.

Why y'all only post us? And look, we've got people who reached out to try to help us with that, Joe. If you got video, send them with us, we'll put them all together. What's you not, which one of the social medias you're not on? I'm on.

Email me. All right. Joe, show him your face. What's your email? Joe show him your face so they know what you look like, Joe. Joe, show him your face. Joe, show him your face.

I'll put a picture up. No, show them. You got to show the real you, Joe. Come over here. Come over here. Come over. Joe, bro, it ain't my fault that you look like that, Joe. Come on, bro.

Nigger, just like, come out there and be like, just pop your head in, Joe. You know how you're going to do a shit? Do the producer shit. You want to sit on another cow. This is Joe. No, he is not that nigga who sing the Ice Spy song. That is not him.

That is not Child, there's got to be no, no. That is not Kyle, that's not him. That nigga's stupid. That is not Bert from Byrne Ernie. That is not any of them. That Joe, man. Y'all sent all the footage to Joe, man. That dude, that is stupid.

Send all the footage to Joe, man. Man, my favorite live show moment still ain't nothing funnier than one nigga. You picked that microphone up and they had the auto tune. Yeah, I think that was, that, I felt like the most, like, most childish I've ever been. Like, when I, for not first, because I ain't never had that shit. When I grabbed it, you could tell. It was like, something took over with me.

Soon as I said, it was over with. That shit is hilarious, man. We didn't bring it. We ain't bring it. Man, we'll bring it in. You gotta go get that bit. That nigga, he'll think he's doing some size project. Ooh, that's a little salt.

Ugly, that shit was funny. And then when that girl had the stupid abuso. Nika, I want to say my favorite, one of my favorite one of you told that girl she's a teradaptor. Oh, nigger. You said, did, I know it sound bad, but he said, did this type of chalk, your granddaddy committed one. This is a chair, your granddaddy can be a suicide here. Oh, my goodness, bro.

Hilarious. Amen. Hilarious. And that's why people been fighting with it. Wait, he was sending that motherfucker? That was like, bro. He fed up. Life over.

He'll walk over. That thing is stupid. Oh! Much love to all the 85 percenters, man, who've been supporting. Everybody. I'm talking about everybody. I'm talking about coming out. from state to state the new shit.

Yes, my head fucked up. Don't worry about it. It don't matter. You're going through something. You're coming out. I ain't going to do shit. I just need to see a bubble. Yeah, that's shit.

I appreciate all y'all motherfuck who come from state to come rock with that, man. You know what I'm saying? Those always be the people that stand out to me. The motherfuckers would be like, man, I came from somewhere far as fuck. And then they'd be like, I came to the watch. We asked to have somebody to come to a show and come to another show and say, this show won't turn up like the other show, but I love you in the way. I mean, he's real criticism, like real feedback.

Get what we told her? Man, fuck you. This show was lit. I'm gonna, what'd you know? You just was late. But now, we appreciate all the motherfucking fans, though. This is what we doing for, man. You know what I mean?

We got some shows coming up, though? Yeah. What we got? Charleston! What the fuck was that? Hold up, man. What the fuck was that? That was Happy Feet.

Oh. You see the movie. You don't know what that little penguin. What that little penguin? That nigga was happy. What did he do? He said Charleston, North Carolina? Charleston, South Carolina.

I said, March 30th. My stupid ass. Okay. Yeah. See, you got, I repeated what he said, y'all. Chuck Town. Why, Guine? Then we're going to Denver, Colorado.

Denver. Denver, it's going to be cold. The weed is trash. Yes, it is. No, it ain't. I'm going two days early just to smoke. Well, yes, it is, boy. We're going to Nashville, Tennessee, but the first show about it's going to go out.

Nashville. We're about to open up the second show. First show I would have sold out. Got the sex show. Come on now. We might have to do three shows in Nashville. There's some real niggas out there. Can y'all turn that light down? God damn.

Can't even see you. Montgomery Alabama. What's the date? May 18. May 18. Okay. Put them up. Can we, hey, Joe.

Can we have these motherfuck going on the screen as we said? Yeah. It'd be like, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. As we said, it'd be typing it. That should be fine. Check, check the flow. Check the flow. June 30 of Minneapolis, Minnesota.

And then we're going to the Fox Theater, August 9th, and Mash Kentucky, Connecticut, Connecticut. When? August night. August night, Mashed Kentucky? Mashed Kentucky. That sounds like, that sounds like some freaky shit. Just mash and tuck it. Hey, man, where do you hide your dick?

I'm just mash and tuck it. Yeah, that's a learned. Then we are in a contract and you just came to announce a minute. Oh, yeah. Why we can't even a knock in it? Because we're ready to close. Yeah. Bro, we're really all over the place.

You all over the place. You go, nigga, you want to tour? Nick, you don't tour all over. So what? So what? So what? You on tour too, nigga. You on tour like a motherfucker.

Shout out to Mike Evans. Shout out to little Duvall, man. Hey, shout out to the little Dubbo. Hey, man. The OG, you fuck with that, man. You know, Chico on tour, too. y'all know the whole crew on that whole crew on tour too right no motherfucka show niggas you know what comedy tour hey man that's a hey man so how don't we've all to let me go on that shit been living your best

life uh uh i ain't going back and thought with you nigger smile bitch smile bitch come up but that nigger made the song really just cussing motherfuck he got another one smile bitch he got another hit i know he do that's that pull up a eye too that pull up hidden i pull up a eye oh yeah i can't wait for the weather to get you know what I'm saying nice and then we can have a drop top I'm thinking about getting a don't man wait till they start getting a day parties jumped off pull up gong be on the number one rotation I'm gonna get a don't that's what you on I'm gonna don't this song I just want to rass on with some teetops or something I'm gonna tie to niggas up this on I'm gonna get one old school come tired of your car these car

you know my fucking nerve real I'm gonna buy me everyday car and I'm gonna get an old school I still got my old school huh what you get I don't know man I want no challenge I don't know that shit I know I'm gonna get fed up with you I got all I got a New junk. Shout out to my 79 Trans Am. That bitch, hoarse. Yeah, that's how I'm riding. Shout out to my Corvettes. I fucks with y'all as a long way. Yeah, it's two of them. Tell them for how many cars you got, but you got about 15. You got about 12. Mm-hmm. Got about 12. You know. That's what my boys are real collector. Like, damn that other shit. You can't tell that a thing don't get a car. But he's in his mind, he's telling you, why fuck you?

After he bought his eighth one, I say, but he's now a collector. You're a collector. I have to give you that. First of all, you know your shit. He'd be knowing the motors and all that. I'm about to drop that 7.20 and put that 850 in that motherfucker. Put the B-12. I'm going to put the Liff on that bitch.

And then I'm going to put that motherfucker. And then I got to switch over the fuel injected because don't nobody fuck with that. Let me tell you something. If I was buying a car from you, the shit that you said on the car, probably ain't he on the car. But since you said it's on the car, I believe. I wouldn't fuck no. Because I wouldn't even know what the fuck on the car. Because, man, when you're selling the car, man, that's your life.

If you was a dirty motherfucker, it's gonna show it. Right. What you're lying for? Your check engine light on. I shouldn't have the lie to you for you to want this bullshit. I ain't that type of nigga. Right. Hey, man, it's as is.

Not as I told you, nigga. It is what it is. Right. I'm the type of nigga where I, man, just give me mind raw. I guess that's just Mississippi because you can't fake nothing. It's too little. Right. It's too little.

Because Atlanta, all they put it on their motherfuck of shit, it runs. But see, a nigga in Atlanta can finesse you, you might not see him for four, five years. Real tough. But in Mississippi, you're seeing that nigga later on that day. He got a good hour to finesse. Where are you going to hide that? I know what the nigga grandma's thing. I know where his sister work.

I know where my mom at. I know where a little brother go to school. How this nigga going to hide from me? How many niggies in your city? It ain't a bunch of them. It ain't a bunch of them. But I'm just saying you don't get to fuck me over like that. Man, we just were always real people down now.

Nigger, finesse a nigga ain't just hide in the house all day. Ain't no finesse. But you say he booed, a nigga in the house looking like the blind. Like, they're just stupid a dude. Because in Mississippi, in place you got to go, Nick. I'm going to see you at Walmart. I'm going to see you at work or go. Or ask, wherever you at, you're going to get salt.

You're going to get salt. You're going to get salt. You're going to get salt and sink about. You're going to get salt and seeked about at the same time. In Atlanta, like you said, I remember I had no finesse a nigger of some counterfeit one time. Ah, I see that nigga like, ah. I see that nigga like five years later. But then when I'm up, though,

get what he's saying? I see the nigga, I was like, that Craig Car was on that side of the town where I finesse a man. So I'm like, okay, it might be a chance. So what happened when I see the nigga. I say, okay, you know, I, you know what I mean? You know what, me, I'm gonna reach it.

I'm like, he like, boy, what's up, boy? I said, shit, what's up? He's talking about, but I see you doing your thine. I'm like, hey, yeah, he's talking about, hey, he had nothing did that little what the world, you know, you know what you did back and day. I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I know what I did.

Fuck you me. You're like, man, I ain't tripping on this shit, man. Keep doing what you're doing. I'm like, shit. Damn, my name. That's when you know you didn't make it. Yeah, he better let me ride. I'm working to pay you, need.

I only felt famous this weekend. You know why? The motherfuckers who are in the gas station? Let me use the bathroom, name. My whole life they've been telling me ain't no bathroom in that bitch. Now I got them, yes, you go from the back. Yes.

That shit dirty and fucking. It's looked like somebody died in that bitch. I see why they don't let nobody use the bathroom. They're embarrassed because they're some nasty motherfuckers. Hey, man, that shit is a nasty. That shit looks like the bathroom off salt. Ain't nothing like the gas station. You could be shit in and be like,

man, you know what I just shit on myself before. That's how you know the motherfucker nasty. What? If you won't even shit in there. Well, I shit on myself before I go to a gas station. Hey, that's human nature though. You gotta be in somewhere clean to do the nastiest shit that you're gonna do possible man let me tell you but this the thing though

this one this one I don't like about when you ask them can I use the bathroom they'd be like oh no the bathroom is no good you see a motherfucker coming out you're like my nigga but you're gonna make me steal out this thought that's what you're gonna make me do what don't do that I had to tell a nigga the other day I said this man we take care of your stoke make sure you watch these young things I know they wild but they're gonna make make sure don't nobody come in this motherfucker he's like yeah yeah yeah yeah you use the bathroom at the gas station you'd be tempted to steal some juice or something because they always have the juices down in the hallway but so as you think that you about the

soon as you think you about to steal see that big-ass circle motherfucker he's looking at you you're looking at he like damn they're going to reflect them fuck you motherfucker I see you I steal this podcast right here's for niggas who don't steal but we will get your ass if you'd get called slipping real talk sometimes a month sometimes they be asking for them right you're like slipping I'm like, bro, who phone is this? Don't nobody want the phone? Y'all are just going to make me still, bro. Like, I don't know.

Hey, please get this shit. Please get the phone, man. So who you put in your pocket? How you see the phones, y'all? Nah, I ain't seen no phones, y'all. I ain't seen no phones, y'all. I ain't see no phone. Let me get my roach.

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I got it. But you know, I used to come up with melodies to get on my teacher nerd. I can see that. I can see that. I want no terrible-ass kid. I was, I want to know, you know what I'm saying? I was annoyed. I'm like, bitch, if you, if you're the reason why I got my ass wood last night,

I'm going to be in your clad like this. Can I get a pencil? Bitch, I'm ready to go. What's you're going to tell the precedence? I'm being disrupted? Mm-hmm. Bitch, I'm singing. I want my

red hood. My rough you interrupted somebody's education. They probably out in the world dumb as fuck. Mm-hmm. Damn.

That was me. You're coming in a clad trying to learn. I'm coming in clad and trying to turn this bitch up. Come on. Must love to all the teachers out there teaching and stuff giving them kids a good learning,

a good education. That shit hard right now because those kids do be back of the teacher where the pop they had. Right. It's a high back of the day that the teacher was fighting off over to get in class and knowing their mama who was on dope

but they was trying their best. These kids, now they, he's just. I feel what you're saying. Let me sum it up. When you're saying fuck them kids, but fuck them kids. Right. Nidgen.

And now I'm thinking about something as a parent. My middle school finished shut down, nigg. Hey, ain't being a parent kind of tricky though, bro. Because you don't never know like what this kid is. Like, what if you, like, have a child and then you raising them and they everything you don't like about them? Yeah, I just told my pop in that seat. I said, bro, what if your child grew up and don't love your ass?

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Like, they just don't vote with you. I was like, bro, that real, bro. I know like the white kid, bro, think about my ID every day. They're having a bad life, bro. He's killing mama? That's true.

I'm like, man, don't he love him mama? I'm like, what the fuck? He don't even love a dad. And they said, oh, man, he was all American. They had everything, they had boats, they had a yachts. They were going to trip here, there, all. They was in the church, they were all. They grew up and poppy daddy, pop.

For nothing, just, and then went to court and said, I did it. And was like, probably about a bitch, you were 14 down the street. Stupid-ass, buddy, you were too old. Come on, man. Bro, I, I, I told, hey, boy, I want a little my daughter, dad, and I,

if you ever think about killing me, pop your ass. Amen That shit is crazy Bitch I am fighting for you every day when I leave it though Don't you think I don't love you I don't go for what Don't ever come in your mind and be like

I don't love my parents Like that shit's stupid I don't get it Especially the people who got like a lot of kids Because I know they choose I know that you forget about one of them Every now and then Like I know like say for instance

You got fat It's one that you always accidentally forget about like I got here one two three because you don't never really look directly at them you just kind of like count them up and leave right you know it's a problem when you got to assign another child to your other child right listen you watch your brother okay because I ain't worried about him like that okay I'm gonna call it your name and when I call your name I'll call it both of y'all bro we was talking about

the last episode how broke we grew it was well when we was growing up how broke as parents treated oh man I got a story but you you you you kind of were turked up though even though you said today in the hood you had everything yeah we still got treated i know you still got treated we still got treated for no reason put that shit down like those words haunt me those was my mama famous word put that shit down right in the counter right what she would wait she would let us walk right eye shit all way up to the county oh make a scene like you go right make it just leave it and then sometimes she would sometimes she'll slip the shit out the shit and not even then we get to the

house like what my shit I put that shit back not buying that shit always want some but that is so funny what the fuck was our parents always mad at us Oh, that bro. It's the right. Ha! It's how about getting looking for. See, now what you're looking for? Uh-uh.

It ain't in now. It damn show ain't. Y'all gonna quit asking me for shit. My parents, oh, all they said, mm-mm. Man. When my parents installed in my head that $40 was high. When I say hi, I mean like, listen to me, bro. Listen to me, bro.

I don't matter if that how quick you could count from zero to 40. My parents made it seem like you count from zero to four million, my nigga. You see what I'm saying? You remember when academics was out? Yeah. Nigger, them parents would be 3299 burglinton coat factory with the brown tag. The vanilla brown tag. If you ever shop that burglars to coat factory, all they tags be like,

the vanilla folder kind. That shit was 3299. My daddy would be like, He'd be like, $32. $32. I used to be in there like, shit, $32? Is it a lot? He's like, boy, put that shit back.

I'm like, shit. What, $32? Shit. Nigger. Hey, boy, he's been in that talking like that. He's like $32. Huh? It's a lot?

Shit, what number I need to be looking for, huh? Like 11 or 10? I used to be searching. I said, but I don't see no 10 in that. Ain't see no 10 in this, brat. Ain't no 10. Ain't no 10. He said, you need to be looking.

find someone she's some eight dollars wasn't some eight dollars I didn't I did some shit I know black kids can relate to you brer you ever have some shit tear up like one of your toys are some shit tear up and you get in trouble for the shit Chad dead over that bitch is it relax hey I picked that bitch up here $32 shit hell shit no you know old old folk cuss like that shit no shit no put that What a $10 pants? I'm like, what's 10?

He said, uh-uh, you, and you? But look, I'm in that like this, 32? He said 32, I'm like, what I need to be looking for, what, some 10s, some 15, whatever. You need to tell me, because these are what the kids are wearing and what's going on? What am I supposed to be looking for? Because everything I pick up is too high.

What the fuck am I supposed to wear? That's some black parent shit. Everything I pick up is high. I made that like this, he's like, shit, no, shit no, shit, no, shit now, we need to get out of here, shit. Then they're gonna tell everybody, man, I took that boy out of them goddamn shoe, finish something out. Bro, my day should be like $32.

How you're like, $32? What, 32, shit no, hell no. Put that thing. Put that goddamn, shit down. That niggins start looking around. They're like, sir, you need some help. Oh, shit, yo, what a $10 pay in there? Huh?

Shit, no. Oh, hell long. Ten dollar pen. $2. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, bro.

Hey, bro. Hey, bro. I swore on everything. That why I'm so tight to this day. Hey, man, growing up black was hard than the motherfucker, man. That way I'm tight. Ooh. It had to be.

That one I'm tight, bro. Man couldn't have shit. No. That way, I used to be like, what? Shit, it's a lot? He's like, yeah. Shit, no. I was like, what?

What? It's 32 a lot. It is. He said, count it. I said, she said, 28, 29. He said, see how long it take it? God damn. We go to foot laver, right?

Oh, kids buy her jays, all that. I pointed that, you know, F-O-1. This is before I could buy F-O-1. I say, Dad, let me get the F-O-1. He said, what about here? Hey, shit, you're by Cincinnati. Shit, no. He said, boy, we're gonna pay that.

Hey, hon. My dad took me to paint that man. He said, what side you are? I said, he said, what the side of twill? He said, sir, all the side of twill right here. He said, now, go down there. He said, now you see they got the sticker hanging on out the boxes.

I want you to go down there and you pick out about eight different shoes. I'm gonna show you what $65 to do. I mean, I just put, I'm gonna go. got boxes niggins of none named brand shoe they like four 99 now I come back with about 12 in the midges he said now look that 65 versus what pair 65 that he said now which one's smarter one pair 12 pair I said 12 pad daddy but he said shit no you didn't I was like I had 12 pair pay less shoe quit boy shit man 12 pair pay less shoe you hated school then I wasn't but you

Bruh, bruh, bruh, I didn't give a fuck. They made me like that. Like, my parents went on this shit. They weren't buying no clothes, bro. Hammond down. I was a hammondown. If I wanted name brand, it was hammondown. Anything named brand.

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and all the things that our fans require. Thank you for listening and use our code. We love you. Good night. I never get when I thought I had Tim, Nick. Third grade, never get. All the kid had Tim. I said, Dad, let me go get some Tim. He said, what they look like?

I said, they're the boots. They got the soul on me. They got the trees. He said, he said, well, do they got to have the tree? I ain't paying attention to it. I ain't know what he was saying. I was like, I don't know. They might, you know what I mean?

But they got to have something on the side. We go somewhere. We get some black shoes. They look like Tim. Don't go up with nobody, say they temps. You did what I'm saying? I wet them, bitch, the school in that day. Everybody got their tens, all got my black one.

They're like, oh, LaJan, got the Tim's. Let's John got the, oh. Come in, LaJan. They said, hold on, put your foot right here. And said, LeJun, why you got mountains on the side of your Timb? Oh, hell no, LeJude got the Faye Thames on. He got the Eastman's.

But I had the mountains. The one with the three mountains on the side. Quit playing, bro. Nigger. Nick, I had the one with the three mountains on the side, what? I ain't had a, I ain't had a team. I ain't had a tree.

I had the mountain motherfucker. Mountain view or some shit. The mountain view, yes. They called Eastland Mountain View. They weren't Eastland, because Eastland name brand. That was my last time wearing the boots, nigg, don't you know they're still in the same spot in my dad's house. Still in the same spot.

I said, Dad, that fucked up. You bought me them in the third grade. They ain't never what them bitchies is. Hell man, I don't have a hundred, man, I had a hundred childhood, man. I ain't never had to do that. 32? 32. I'm like, but shit, is that a lot?

She is shit, yeah. $32? Man, $32, but. Black father's cheap than a motherfucker. Hey, boy. Huh? Bro, listen, bro, it didn't even matter, but you know how much money the dollar was worth back then, though, bro?

It don't matter. What do you mean? A 40 back then was, a 40 could feed a family. You remember when your dad gave you $20, you thought he was a good father. Hey, boy, that shit lasts you the whole week, boy. That's the last. A hundred, you remember your eyes get bigger head when you see a hundred? You'd be like, this is a hundred.

That used to be my shit. You just stared at that motherfucker. You'd be like, bro, you gotta break it. I ain't gonna break this motherfucker, bro. I'm gonna keep this motherfucker. What? then as soon as you break it you like i'm gonna keep this 50 forever break that 50 i'm gonna keep this 20 forever now you back bro i remember now you gotta wait for her i remember when i was about 10 my dad

gave me some money he'd give me like a 50 i then i thought he sold dope for real hell yeah see i see my dad was good for holiday that why i'm good for holiday my mom was hyping it up too like give me that money you don't need all that money you don't even need you don't even need you All that money. I don't know why he'd be giving y'all so much money. I got a 50, my brother got a 50. We're gonna, we're gonna, my mom, I like, my daddy got money. Broke-ass niggas ain't even got a daddy.

My brother can't even talk good and he got a 50. What? What we gonna do? We don't even know we gonna, we gonna save this money because we always got some. Damn y'all broke. You were balling. My brother was the G-do.

He used to be able to save money for so long. Just keep it. My brother saved money so good, my mama didn't even know. I promise you, this is a true story on my life. My mom was doing my, putting some clothes in my little brother's drug. This man had about 300 loose-ass dollars just all up in there. Just scattered all in the bottom. He don't never spend no money, bro.

He's still like that. Let me tell you one thing about my dad, did how I had to start saying, he said, my daddy would be like, because every time I ask him something, then I always have to ask for some shit, he'd be like, what happened to the money I get?

You know what I'm saying? Anytime somebody, you know, what happened to that money I gave you? Now, you ain't supposed to be won no shoes because I gave you money from the shoe two weeks ago. Now what happened to that money again? Now damn your school work,

I said, what happened to that money again? I said, well, she said, now I had that button, then my mama, he said, see, that a problem when I give you money don't tell you mom why how long you keep that's that's black dad that's shit they don't like to talk about money he said if I give you some money don't tell you mom watch I know you keep it nigger I called that nigger back in two day later they got need some more money I ain't tell my mama nigga you ever spoke to your

you ever spoke to your problem it was me I've been the problem I've been spending it every You give it to me, motherfucker. It's just automatic when you hit black daddy, man. You ever spoke to your dad and he hit you with it? I ain't got no goddamn money. Hey, Dad. Ain't got no goddamn. I'm just speaking.

God damn. I'd rather have them conversations with my daddy because my dad had all the time. I call him. He didn't forget who fuck I was. Daddy. Who? Who? I'm like, John.

John who? John who? Yo son. He's talking about when? Betty? Where's he from? I said, boy, I'll be down. I, boy, I, well, I, what's he for all?

What the, what's he for all? Man, that niggins said, what's he for? Get the fuck out of him. Bro, I'm 12. You know where in hell you forget me. Hey, man. I hope I get to live that long. Just so even if I don't have that shit, I'm going to act like I got it.

Ah, you stupid? Go, I don't remember. I don't remember. Who you with her? Dad, I got some money. Who is that? Who is that? Ooh, goldfish.

Who are you here? Twinkle, twinkle little stuff. You don't know old folk beat. Those folk get angry. They'll pop your ass. I sing it up my face. Don't now. Even old folks who ain't crazy as hell.

Like, they start talking to you about some shit that they know you ain't old enough and nothing about. You remember we went down to the hay ride and we had some fluff corn. What? And you had two tomatoes. And you won, you still play baseball. What the fuck did you talk about? Hey, man, my older's so fun, bro, because he got an all the time, too, right.

Hell no. So he'd be enthusiastic on the same part. It's like, he was like, I remember we was on the train. And, well, we used to steal out of them trains. Your daddy was crazy. Yeah, yeah. I remember we'd be out of time. We're going to have to go.

And we'll be on them. We're gonna have to volunteer at the Alzheimer's shit. You keep talking about the Alzheimer's people, man. They're gonna hear this shit and flag-eyed show. Oh, they're gonna fuck. That's my family, nigga. Hey, what if they do get mad? What if they get mad, they'd be like,

man, fuck y'all for talking about Alzheimer's and then they forget. Because they're gonna forget. Then they forget. Stupid-ass little bit. We apologize. For what? No, man.

Don't even worry about it. People sensitive, man. You can't talk about nobody no more. Nobody afflictions can't get talked about. Open masses, man. I'm telling you, that's what we're at now. We're living a very sensitive time. You gotta be real careful what you say and don't say.

That's what it is, but if you got people in your family, bro, that's whatever you're talking about, I don't get a fuck. Now, everything I can say, it has a source to it. So in turn, they be like, oh, that's fucked up. I'm like, well, come on my house, niggins. So I can show you. how really fucked up it is. Hey, this would be the perfect time.

Like, nigga, I got to live with the shit. Like, nigga, they'd be at the hell of talking that fucked up because they think it's bad because you ain't never ran across it. I'm like, this thing will hit you in your head, bro. This same nigga right here who I'm talking about. My uncle, all the time,

will swang on your ass. And forget, he swung on you. This would be the perfect time to talk about how niggas be lying. All the time. That shit seemed to be going around. Got him too. The truth.

Niggas just lie like a-nick's just lying for no goddamn reason. Just lie. I think that we're trying to manifest it, but they don't understand. Sometimes when you try to manifest it, you just can't lie. You got to speaking into existence. You can't make it seem like you're already doing it. Don't tell me a lie. If I'm just living my life, minding my business, don't volunteer to tell me no goddamn lie.

Leave me the fuck alone. I hate an unsolicited-assit-ass lie. You're gonna lie to me by some shit I ain't even ask you about. Like what? I'm gonna fuck with you later on. Why? What the fuck you say that fuck? You didn't fuck with me today.

What you mean later on? Every time I see you, it's the same shit. You just laugh. Oh, what about this? What going on, my boy? I'm not your wife. I don't fuck with you. No one's fuck with you.

You know you told that bitch I was a whole ass nigger because you wanted to fuck and she told me. Right, right. I ain't tell you that because I ain't the type of nigger that's gonna run back and tell a nigger what another motherfucker told me I just gonna fuck with you. Right. You that nigga.

Or if a nigga said they gonna call you back, no you not. No, just say you got to go. Real talk. I dig that. Because you don't know how petty I might get the wrong lie. Don't be out here just goddamn lying to be lying. I did that. But that's what I'm trying to tell,

motherfucker, you ain't got to lie, Chris. You don't even have to lie. You ain't got a lie to kick it? For what? Now we just know you are lying, motherfucker. You ain't got a lie to kick it. We can't trust.

There's nothing around you. Hey, don't leave that weed over there. That nigga might steal because he lies so much. Real tough. I don't even fuck my nigga, they'd be like, you need gung. What fuck I need gong for? Huh, huh, huh, huh, fuck I need gong for.

You got turn to tell me? You straight. Huh? Oh, okay. Shit, other than that, then I don't need your gum. You get the fuck out my taste. Fuck is out here just lying, bro. Don't get me no gum.

Just don't know trying to be courteous, niggins. Tell me the truth. My shit stink. Shout out to the bitch who got makeup on the elbow. She looked like ex-a-ma. Why everybody got the rough ass? Yeah. That because they really grew up in the project.

I thought that. Play some more of that pimps shit. Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all good? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Most definitely. 12 o'clock y'all every night at 12 o'clock dc turns into a well walk no i just pray at 12 o'clock

i thank the lord for having me see another day he did because it is because yesterday was technically 19 minutes ago what if you die on accident because the lord forgot to put you another day in like you got every intention of waking up oh shit my niggico get your ass Suck. Ain't your time, Nick? What if you get to heaven and Jesus mad you did? Man, what the fuck you're doing here? You ain't supposed to be here?

Your niggas shot you! You wasn't real. Oh! So they're killing my real niggas now. Oh, nigger, you ain't even reached your potential yet. You hadn't even told them niggas to start following me yet. God damn it! Fuck!

Come on in here, man. You snar. I ain't mad at you. You just ain't supposed to be here yet. Fuck! Park, man. This Carlos, loz this park. Yeah, this is all the niggins who got killed before they were supposed to.

My little king over there. Bro. Brilliant. Shit. That's brilliant. Tell my daddy, I don't give a fuck. I run shit, too. It's the father, the son, and the holy ghost.

Not the other motherfucking way around? Say what the fuck I want? want to say shit who told you niggas on earth not to cuss anyway stop believing every goddamn thing you know who the fuck i am because i made you sick of this shit bro no big you get your motherfucking arm off me man i'm tired of it every time i look up another nigga who dead who ain't supposed to be dead look at all these goddamn kids up here fuck what type of nigga shoot a kid stupid my god is sick-ass shit bro that was brilliant okay it just came i didn't know where you was going but it was brilliant they got

they got blessed in the building oh oh oh and they wonder how we be at home like how y'all lives at the house that was brilliant the trap living room that was brilliant he said i want to do jesus be like what like when you were the real digger why they shoot real niggas that pop This is awful. That was brilliant. Oh, hilarious. Hey, man. No, this is 85th South show, though, man.

Ain't on telling what you might get in this one. It's for niggas who don't know if they're going to heaven yet. I think everybody going to heaven because there ain't no more hell, bro. Hell, down hell. Ain't no more hell. What's worse than this shit? I feel like if you're black, you automatically going to heaven. This is the hardest level of living.

Like, being black is like, like putting your life on all madden everything hard you can't get nothing talk your shit no food you can't get no home no education and you're going to get niggins who sliders are up and then niggas want to kill you first right the same nigga supposed to be helping you if you fuck you got a full slide up come on every shot making it this shit hard than a motherfucker like being black is like having one hand tied behind your back and this ain't even the hand you right with right the only hand free is your stupid-a-hand this your dumb ass on that motherfucker got a twit he got a nerd damn it like every time you pick up some shit it feels stupid than the motherfucker fucking all this shit just

wait one second how you write a joke it's hard than the motherfucker don't nobody tell you this part got a blunt this shit is very difficult I had to tell you this in black history month it is black gay he know that's why my own dad to kill him That's crazy. You know the bad story about that? Mm-hmm. What happened? Man.

What happened? His father, hello, I'm high. I had to get the story together. No, man, well, basically in the nutshell. What we just told? The nigga went. The nigga went to his, he went to his father's house high, and his daddy killed him. Pretty much.

That's the story. He was high, and he went home to his daddy, and they fell out. They had a fight and his daddy shot him. He said, uh. Now I had to get the story together. I'm not just like black people. I'm high. I'm delayed a little bit.

I didn't know. I make stories. It's a lot of them type of stories. I had to make sure it's the right one. So what happened? So what happened with Ma? This thing was high and he went to his daddy house and his daddy shot him.

They got into it. They got into it, just like that too. Yeah, man. What was some powder? Hey, man, we don't even know yet. It was drugs. You know the shit was difficult to identify when they just ten.

Yeah, they was on drugs. They don't even say that no more. Yeah, this motherfucker was on drugs. That mean it was more than one. It might have been a little powder, it might have hit a little rock. A little opioid. Whatever was at the party that night.

That's what people who are on drugs do, drugs. They go, they'd be like, so what we gonna do, girl, oh, they're gonna have everything. They have everything. What type of part of this? Drug party. They don't have drugs in this. But you're gonna take what they got in there.

Yeah, they got drugs. All the juice in this, you're gonna drink all the juice. You know they got Miley, everything in the juice. Can't have some of that punch, yeah. This shit, yeah. Yeah, bitch, you geek, man. What if you get to the drug party and take the wrong shit?

You take some uppers and some downers, now you're in the middle. Now you're just in the middle of the part like this. I'm like, I'm tired. She didn't mix the wrong shit. Yeah, you're sleeping in my favorite song. What's wrong? with that nigga he on drugs man

can't even finish to come say girl where we're about to the bitch what we're about to go hoax no shout out to all the people who found out that daddy was on drugs I found my brother was on dope see dope and drugs is two different things dope is specific dope make you act one certain way but niggins who are on drugs you don't never know what the fuck they're gonna be on I knew my brother was on dope because I used to

be the rung for him to ask to go get money come on he'd be at the dough I had to go to the door he'd be like go get daddy for me run and be like hey man ma'am that door ain't going that dough that's what he want go to the door daddy said what you want he said he already knew what I want what your brother is now I come back too he said daddy he's saying you already know the fuck he won't he said well tell the man got I said what the fuck is it nigga I need to know what y'all talking about what your brother is man Oh man, that's crazy. He clean though.

He is. That's what he say? Man, I ain't on that shit no more. Why I've been clean? Let me hold something. My nigga, you ain't clean. I ain't hold a leg, man. Man, come on, man, I've been clean.

Let me hold something. My nigga, oh, you're in a wheelchair right now? The way that nigga rubbing his leg, don't trust that shit. What? That ain't caressing this self. What, what? I need to hold something, little brother. Hey, man.

You can't believe. a nigger is off drugs until he get him a fat chick. Every nigga who get off drugs, he ain't really off drugs until he fall in love with a fat woman, she's gonna sit on y'all out. It don't matter if she's black or white. If she a regular size woman, that nigga's still in them street.

If he get a big woman, he really through with the dope and all the drug, man. Me and my lady. If she ain't big, if you're like, hey, how y'all do it? That nigger, line. If she don't say, hey, how y'all do it? That nigger is in them streets. This is a lady.

This is late. Howdy, my lady. My lady. That's how I knew this who was. Yeah, my lady. This lady, right. Come here, Shirley. Come here.

Come here. He's got all the kids. You're going to come here. This family, hell. They knew me when I was on drugs. Come here. They know, they know me. Come here, Shirley.

Yeah, this Shirley, right. What about this, my lady. Hey, how y'all doing? Ah, ah, ah. Let me get you a grown lady. Big boned. Big boned. When you take out, she said, yes.

We had a nice time. The young business don't have a nice time. Only grown women go out and have a nice time. Get you a grown woman. How was the show? We had a nice time. They say that. How was Houston?

We had a nice time. You take a grown woman any goddamn well. We all go. We went to Birmingham. How was it? We had a nice time. This is my lady. This is my lady shirt.

Never come in. Yep, put that goddamn potatoes, come out. This family, they knew me when I was out here naked. When I was on drugs. They're my lady. This family. That mama bug is a hard thing. You know what that means?

You know they adopted all the kids. You ever have a fine bitch introduce you to her daddy. He'll cracky out. So this is who fucking my daughter? Oh, okay. She said you don't mind him. I don't. Don't mind him.

You want to do push-ups and shit. You'll sit your big, strong, little bit of ass down. Hey, hey, you think it'll run me up to the store right quick. No. You're not getting in my car. No. You ain't got no money to buy shit. Mm-mm.

So this. Dingo, you, your car is a getaway. You better go up and still. So this who fucking my daughter. Mm-hmm. Ah, I think you're gonna go up here still. You're not about you. Deborah, come here.

Hey, how you doing? Where did y'all go? She said y'all had a nice time. 2019, we're taking bitches out and letting them have a nice time. Get what you want, sweetheart. That's my lady. Niggins better stop doing their boyfriend, girlfriend, you just better be a lady in man.

This is my lady. Come here. That's my family. Put that damn plate down. Come here. Hell. So old niggas talk, bro. That sentence ain't over till they say their cuss words.

Stop running. Shit. Sit down. Hell. Said, sit down. Hell. Close the door. Shit.

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Let me see. Show me. Show me. Show me. Oh, damn. Turn it around. Around. Around.

Around. Left. Much love, Tyler. To the insecure ladies who don't trust nobody. Turn it around. You're like, damn, bitch, what you want to see, motherfucker? Ah, damn. All the insecure ladies who don't trust nobody.

Oh, damn. Go outside. Let me tell me the cars and parked outside. Like, bitch, you should have carried with me. That's what you said. You don't trust me? I'm on the way. Where your address?

You don't trust me? Stay on the phone until I get there. Uh-uh. Don't go no way. Don't try to tell anybody to leave. No. Like, God damn, bitch. Then here you go.

Hey, hey, go, go, go, go. Somebody to leave right quick. Somebody about to come over. Then she hit you with the reverse psychology. No, I trust you. I don't trust them, bitch. Like, bitch. Bitches is out here plight and steal some dick from you.

Cheers. Let's catch that nigga coming out the parking lot. Boom, boom, boom, plase, blah. Pussy, pussy. Hey, bro. I ain't that scared if you ask for a time your girl say, you right here. Right, well.

Like, bitch, you ain't outside, then. Oh, yeah. Stop playing, man. Oh, shit, that bitch. If you're in here, go crazy. Ah! Then where you're at? You're at.

I'm at. I'm saying you where I was that. That's exactly where I'm at. That's exactly where I'm at. How the fuck she found out? How did she find out? Hey man, that's why I said. You gotta watch what you post.

How she found out, bro? You just got to watch what you post, bro. All that. If you want anything, bro, all that. Kick it, man. You'll be thinking I know what you kicking in. Nika Bita put you on live. You don't even know it.

You can't even ride past anything on the expressway. You see a sign? What you was at? You about Glenwood? How you know? Like this bitch saw everything. Hey man. This boss, bitch.

You saw Glenwood ride past my Snapchat, bitch. How did you see that? I was at the check. I'm gonna hold that bitch and zoom here. Stop. Zoom. Google Maps that bitch. That motherfucker say would.

I know exactly where he at. I'm telling you, bro. If you ever just sat down and had time to just, just woo, boy, you're gonna find some shit. You're like, boy, I didn't even know that shit. You can do that. Hey man, if you meet a girl, if you meet a girl in Atlanta who can get to your house with no GPS, my nigga, don't fuck around too tough, man. Any chick know how to get to end street in Atlanta is too fucking dangerous.

Let me tell you something, and they did in most streets. Come on. So you really don't know where you're with it. You dig it on time? That's how you know she's a real Atlanta bitch if she know the old directions to get to the new spot. She'd take her blanket air well. Fuck, this bitch. I thought you had a baby up on that motherfucker.

The security blanket is this mom, girl. She needs some help. Damn. Need this little help. One of a walk in with snacks. You can get a little help. This is a little help. I need this blanket.

I need a little help. You know, I'm chilly outside. I need a little help. I can just get a little help. $32. It's $32. Hell no. Shit no.

Hell. Hell. You know who this podcast? You know who this podcast is for, man. Who is for, who is for? This is women who lay in the bed and watch first four to eight and rubble them, they put their hair a little bit. Just their top part, they'd be hanging out the panties.

They hang out the panties. If they hang out the paddies, bitch, I don't want it. She ain't got a shave because she ain't got no nigga right now. If that shit hanging out of the panties, I don't want it. It's hanging out the panties, man. You ain't got no fat coocha, bitch. I'm telling you, man. You got a little sock down that, bitch.

Get the guy, bitch, your cooja got a sock, bitch. That goos wearing socks. That pussy got a blanket on. Who knows that is? Mm-hmm. She's a hippie. Shut the fuck up, man. Hell yeah.

Yeah, hi. Yeah, man. That's when the weed kick in. One time. Why you should be on the pills, shod, that's one thing. I might pop a zan nigga. How many, what's the most pills you ever took? That's it, I ain't crazy how these niggas is.

When the niggins be like, I'm on three balls, I'm like, boy, you're going through something in real life, you're on three pills, but you is crazy in real life. Because it don't take a norman nigga to get knocked out, but them zanacs is really anti-depress. Okay. A half of one, if you, nigger, if I pop one,

then hit that bit two times. You're good. That's it. The niggins that be on three bars, bro. Watch the niggins. A niggas steal. And give it back to you. Man, I just-

Stead it from you and be like, Nick, that's what you were looking for, bro. I'm like, nigga, I'm gonna beat your ass. And he ain't gonna remember you beat it out. Bro, pill heads are the strangest. I'm straight. I'm good. Them the strangest motherfuckers, the beer,

out of all the dope heads. The pill poppers are the very strange people, man. They weird. They go back and forth. They mood swings. They be, bro, what the fuck, bro? I look at all y'all dinkin, bro. Yeah, exactly.

I die about all y'all nigga, bro. I wish a nigga, who. He'll be mad in the middle of the brother. Why with your dick, who are? But sit your eye down, man. You fucking up with everybody high in here. Sit down. For real, for real, man.

When you shoot everybody, sit down, man. Who cousin is that? I'm about to be him up, bro. Tell him what I think of the hood, man. If you're pissed a nigga all, bro. He'll just beat you up. up and you trippie. Like, hey, bro.

I'm about the bitch of cubs are up, bro. You need to get that dick. To all the pretty ladies on drugs, get off drugs. You ain't gonna be fine no more. Real, I snub. Pills at that, and cigarettes. We need you good, they're good for the skin. Pills, bitch.

If you're 19, you 33 when you pop a pill. Huh? Everybody ready for the club? Everybody ready for the club? You might know, bitch. You ain't strung out, bitch. Stop smoking them cigarette and popping those pills. Soon as you pop it, you'll be beautiful in there.

Soon as you pop that bitch, everybody ready? Let's go, turn up, bitch, turn up. I'm like, bitch, you need to sit down. Oh, shit. Young drug addicts, man, get off drugs. It ain't worth it. No, I ain't bought a pill since 2013 since I was doing this shit. What if the damage is already done?

Oh, it's done. It's done. I got a permanent bike now. I got a permanent bite down. I don't be biting down on shit. And then how I knew I had a permanent bite down, my motherfucker was coming on to me. I'm never forgetting this shit.

Muffo were like, you scraped? I'm like, I'm like, hell yeah, all you are that? They're like, nigga, you're biting down. I'm like, I'm like, I'm doing what? Shit, like, you bind down. I'm like, oh, shit, I ain't bite down. They'll be loosening their jaw up a little bit. God damn.

Got a permanent bite down. Sometimes I'm like, when I'm focused, like, I'm on real focus and shit. Oh shit, you go ahead a jaw like a j when you get old. Oh hey, I ain't gonna have a jaw like a jay, nigga. This shit, J, it's just permanent. Mm-hmm. What the hell that mean?

You're gonna have that sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that twist the mouth. I ain't getting a little hell. Yeah! Man, what the fuck, wrong with fly? They can't hold on his jaw no more, man. Man, he ain't come, man. Bring it in here, boy.

What the fuck? No. They just, I don't know when I get focused. I feel you, my name. I chew on gum and shit. Oh, yeah. Anything might have. We don't know what the fuck they didn't put in these drugs, man.

What if the cough medicine been killing us the whole goddamn time? Damn. The water. Brass this shit I watched on Netflix about how they're in poisoning everybody in the United States. They're poisoning us? They didn't poison air goddamn body in here making Teflon. It's in everybody body, bro. They're making Teflon.

DuPont. What is that? DuPont. It's this documentary, man. They ain't poison. Everybody in America. Hold on, hold on. This shit's serious.

What's that shit called? What happened? What happened? It's called, like, the evil we know or the devil we know. What is the Teflon? Man, the shit that they put on the cooking pans and all of that shit. Teflon is poisonous? The shit, yeah, the shit that they make bulletproof.

Teflon is in everything. It's on this couch. It's on the scotch guard. Bro, this shit is all over the place, and it's fucking people up. So we're dying right now. The devil. we know watch this shit on Netflix man they're impulsing everybody in America yeah and they know they're doing this shit they only find them 16 million

dollars so how the four we're gonna start this shit too late we're already in so they sent us it's in us already so what the fuck so what we're gonna do now then you wait wait we don't know what the fuck we'll know what the fuck this shit shit gonna do that. Wait, is that Kee E Waffa House? Yes. Yeah, Wobahaw going crazy. Let me get three packets by the Teflah. I'm going to go crazy. Amen.

That's what we're supposed to do, though. Niggins are going to do that for a free plate by the Teflah, but I need three packets. Hey, man. It's fucked up, but it's real. If you don't believe me, watch that shit. You're gonna be mad as hell. Ah! You got Netflix.

Get somebody Netflix pass word. Because I know how niggins do, man. The Teflin is about to go crazy. Brother Teflin going crazy and everybody by the niggins. We're gonna all be X-Men. I'm like, Carla, what do you want? You want to test your cheese? No.

Why don't? I can't eat this food anymore. The food is... I can't eat this shit anymore. I can't eat it. I can't eat it. What the fuck wrong with Lowe? Teflon, I got my boy.

Naked out. The iPhone 10 gonna fuck everybody up. The shit that's in there gonna make, it's gonna stick to a nigga face when you pull the phone off. Gonna pull the whole scene out. That shit gonna merge into your face. Oh, hell oh. Look here, I can see text messages. Damn that fuck, Lord.

Oh, stop texting me. I'm trying to sleep. Everybody gonna be talking like that man. Like that man? Man. What are they? Me and the Black? The rose niggas? Did it get you?

Yep. Got me. Got me. My schedule. It's fucked up, man. Give me some sugar and some water. Like what? Sugar and water.

Hey, what if that's that the other thing that can cure it? Hell, sugar. Sugar. Yeah, sugar water. Yeah, see a nigger put an old bag of sugar on your face. old bag of shit on their face, ugh. Hey, man, I be thinking about it sitting through like, bro, what if the world.

We're going to be out. I'm so ready, though. I'm buying so many guns, brother. I'm so ready. We're going to be like, eh, eh, eh. I'm like, well, who, boy, who, but. That shit only land so long. Hey, boy, I'm so ready to be a hood superhero.

Everybody get down. I got y'all. That shit only lasts so long, bro. I know. They're going to be on their own. I don't want this shit. Oh, shit. I'm like, bitch, I ain't had a minute bullet, man.

My dumb ass probably gonna be a zombie, just walking around. Ugh. Ah! Bigger hood hero for three minutes. Ghost they got you. Yeah, I let a bitch bite me. She had a fat ass. Nah.

Come outside. We ain't gonna bite you. Ah. I know I probably think. You're gonna say crank-ass. You know she's crankheads who ain't even something, but just out there hacking like, ah, ah, ah. Yo, who's all wrong is still?

Buhuha, bha. Bha. He's a walk-up point out, I ain't eat bit. Ah! He's like, you had like one egg on back. So as you'll ride. Ah!

Ah, nah. Nah, what's that? Oh, shit. Ah! Ah! They'll need to bite black people. They'll just walk up. They're straight.

Nah. Nah. They're telling a nigga what to do. The keys in the car. My, nigger, what are you out here for? This shit that's fun. That's the shit. Hey, man, we're gonna put that shit on Netflix.

I ain't. The black zombies are the ones. walking dead. The black zombies are the walking dead. They're just fucking around in the zombie community. Just out there. Man, them niggas locked the door in the house. Let's go to the club.

They just walk in and go crazy. And what they do when they realize the folks done found some safety, they're like, man, fuck it. Let's go to the grocery store and eat some ground beef. But then they got to cook it. Stupid shit. Now they don't, they don't, they're zombies. But then you know a nigga will be and they be like,

we got to start their grill. They're regular when there's no white people around, hey man, we're straight. They're gonna get caught talking though. People like, I thought y'all was something. Y'all. That bitch, stop fucking with her. This thing is stupid. They get up early than the motherfucking go lay back outside, act like they've been there all now.

I'm gonna snap out of it when they're gonna snap out of when they come around to shoot them bitch I ain't my nake that's the show that's the show I'm gonna let you know I won't I've been I've been looking for y'all that whole time that's the show fucking bullshit all the shit the zombies do when the people get away that is hilarious ninker they'd be driving this get poured over by the police yeah I'm gonna bite you get that They're gonna never gonna ever again. They know how to act when the police get behind. Yeah, excuse me. I got my license.

Excuse me my voice. I've been at work all day. No, I'm a zombie. And when they got a license to be a zombie. Oh, you want to see my license up there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they go my license. No, I'm sag.

I'm sag. I'm sag too. How long have you been a... How long have you been a zombie? Oh, shit, about nine years now. About nine years, okay. My wife was zagg. We both work down there.

We got two zombie kids. You might have seen her. She'd want to fuck the prom dress. She'd be like, bruh, little baby girl. Yeah. Oh, you want me to step out of the car? I ain't know, oh, okay.

Okay, all right. She's the one that got to fuck the prong dress. Mug. This thing is crazy. Oh, man. That's the show. All the shit the zombies did. What?

After the white people got away. Bro, I've been watching Walking Dead. I'm like, my nigga, they're not going to find a cure for this shit. They're not. Like, they keep coming out. Season 30, Walking Dead. Like, bitch. Where did y'all going to end this shit?

I did. And what are the whole point of the finding of the cure? They just keep running every episode. This way. Hey, man. Bro, you'll be funny as hell as a Walking Dead as something. Who me? Yeah, you'll just be out there hitting the thrilling and shit.

Yeah, yeah. You didn't see one thing out of that dancing sheet. Still making this hubby doing. I'll be grabbing a knick, like, blah, blah, la. What? Ah, ah. Ah. Oh shit.

I have a whole goddamn courte grail. I ain't lie. Putting them together doing the whole dance between. That is hilarious, bro. What? What? We need to get like this, bro. That is a show.

That's the whole show. That's the whole show. But we did something like that was bad though, but they did the whole thing. They got to be like straight up. We put it to be walking dead. And we pulled it, like this is how we live life. We got to go outside and be walking dead, but we just, you know what I'm saying? These motherfucking underground, man.

And we catch real niggas. They don't even know. We bit, but we can't be saved. But we still got like real, if you're a real nigga, you still can be a real person. a real person but you're just a zombie nigger you just a zombie nigger you're like what happened to ed man he got bit but he wasn't a real nigga so blah that shit gonna go what that shit going real nigger paw oh shit for that blonde go i don't know hey man this is the

85 shopper show it's the niggas who you got like no cable but you got a few channels yep and you watch this on your phone yep well this is 85 saps show you know what time is Yeah, man. This podcast for niggas who ain't got cable, but you got Wi-Fi. Mm-hmm. You put this shit on your TV. Come on. You see what I'm saying?

How niggas do? This shit is being played on their TV right now. Hey, man, if you ain't never sucked the ass your nipple until it wasn't as shit no mouth, don't fucking at me. Real talk. Don't at me. If you're about to eat that pussy and your girl say stop, she let you know that coochie thing. Come on, bro. She's trying to say your life.

Stop. All right. Okay. If she hit you with the... You might not want to do that. You let your head know. Don't do it. That pussy probably tastes like green beans or something.

Real tough. Yeah. She'll taste like a rubber band. Come on. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. My bag got that little after tape. That shit don't come out unless you drink some ginger ale.

This podcast is for real niggins. If your sad bitch ever gave you some good relationship advice. Yeah You heard me, Chadd What you're about to say low? If your side bitch ever gave you some good relationship advice. I do that shit all the time. I always tell the big keep up man, man, man.

He might have time to be trying to, bitch. You cry a lot. You need to keep him. You ever had to tell your sad bitch to call a man back? Like, bro, I'm some real g shit. If you pillow tight, it's rude to pull up. rules of pillow talk, everybody's pillow talk, but when you pillow talk, you have to, it's a nigger society, man. Yeah. We have to be on each other's side. Even though the coochie is the coochie,

we got to get the coochie, but come on, man, she's not yours, man. Let me speak on it. You got to stop. You pillow talking, man. You can't be out here claiming ownership of the coochies. Those are not yours. It's not yours, man. Get out of the way. It's the world. That is her coocha. She got enough for all of us. Real talk. When the last time somebody ran out of pussy. Weird time, huh? We didn't have some pussy ever went on Quillars. Niggas be trying to keep up with how much pussy going in and out.

You don't work at this pussy. You don't get to run nothing about this. Hey, who she fucking with. You can't get all this pussy by yourself. Can't. And there's a lot of different cooches out there. You just got to open up your mind, expand your horizon. Come on, man.

That's what people got their self fucked up out here. still fucked up out here having a type I ain't got no time the fucked up part is everybody type don't like them real talk don't nobody type fucking with them gonna be lonely trying to look for some shit you can't find them

everybody you fucked with was just some of your type they had some of the shit your type was every time you jump you're trying to take some shit from the old man forget what the new bitch ain't got with the old bitch hair you ain't never even fuck with your type before

what they type before. Never even had your type. No, that ain't my type. How you fuck you though? You didn't fuck it went worse. That's the thing. When you leave your bitch and go with a worsa bitch. Come on. A worsea. A worse. Now you gotta go back to your bitch and be like, you know what? I know why. I'm sorry. I fucked

up. I know why. I thought the bitch was great, but she was just decent. Mm-hmm. Wow. Be some little shit that you don't even know that you'd like about your girl. I know. Her neck tilted up this way. You don't even know that she's sexy. You'll be missing that stupid-a-neck. You're missing that little stupid-a-neck.

That little neck tilt. Even you know, this shit was sexy. The way she chewed her ass up before she pulled in her sleep. And act like she faced sleep. When your girl pooed in her sleep, she'd act like she's sleep. Mm-hmm. A little stanking ass. I ain't going nowhere.

I ain't going nowhere, though. Poo-Bee. We paid all this rent. Poot in this motherfucker. Put right up under the covers. Who the fuck wanted you? chick that don't poop. I don't. This bitch, a alien or something?

What's she pooting at? Probably with her other nigger. If she don't poot around me, I know she poot some goddamn way. Just don't poot a lot, though, God, dang. What she's putting that? Who you pooting with? That's the nigger she loved. She probably go right over his house and poot soon and she,

he'll freak-ass. You're sick, babe. You're sick. You're stanging ass. Come out, love. She's pooting with another nigga, man. If your girl, don't poop around you she definitely got another niggin she can she can put

at that nigger harka bitch you even if it's thank my shit up I let you poop one time but you even j be poop pooping bitch I like you I don't love you okay amen fuck the bullshit two poots is a fart you already know that yep and if it is silent don't force it let that bitch be silent you're trying to hear some shit you're trying to clarify this a fart or not they be trying to listen to the side life Damn, I think I don't push the little, when you in love, though, when you in love ain't no pooch, she just all that far. She lip, just farted, lifting her leg up and aiming them at you.

Sometimes that be the cooch, though. Sometimes they be the cooch. That's because they next their neighbors. They coochie be letting you know, um, p, I'm fine. Sometimes the pussy be trying to turn away from the fart. They might be speaking, they be like, what's on? What's on, what's that? I think I had a drink.

What if your girl could breathe through her pussy and like all women can swim real good? They were just naturally good swimmers because they can breathe through their pussy. So you're talking about when they go dive and they turn in the mermaids? Like octopuses or something. What? They go down there and breathe. They don't call it an octopus or something. It had to, got something to do with the pussy.

So you're telling me that pussy is gills? The only other thing that's named after a puss. A platy pussy and a octopus and a pusset. And if you do look at it, it do look like some gills. Come on, man. Cooch your lips. When the pusses think, how it smell like a little. fish. This bitch is an amphibian. Come on. Reptillion. So it's a connection in there somewhere.

This bitch is a mermaid. Octopus. That's eight pusses. Octo mean eight pusses short for one pussy. If you had like two pusses. So that means she got seven other pusses. So look, if you had like three or more pusses, would they go from like pusses to like puss out? Mm, it'd be no it'll be a tripus. Whoa. Trapopopolis. Triposa pop. Ah! Ooh, if you had three naked chicks, that's a tripusopopop. Tripousal.

Woo! Boy, that's, boy, that's, that's it right there. Then you got to hit the bitchy. You got to hit it with the circumference then. What? You got to get it with the radius. You know what I'm saying? Uh-huh, 3.14, that's pie.

Yeah, yeah, length time, whip times height. This shit ain't number straight algebra. You ain't hear that thing? He said this, that lift time, whip time, right? Why are you in that? Yeah. Oh! It's following.

The love said people get frustrated in the math. I'd be like, y'all dumb, it. This shit is easy, bro. Science, you can have. Math? I don't see how this shit not clicking, boy. This shit is easy, bro.

Act, my nigga. I fuck with that science, bro. Act to the next. Fucking normal, bitch. I fuck with that science, though. You fuck with that science, though. You fuck with that science?

I'm in the nucleus of some shit right now. Because I ain't really give a fuck about no plants. Yeah, man. I get all the better, bitch, Matacondria. God damn. Real quick. That's a mine, eh? Come on, man.

That nigga don't win into a live sale. God damn shit myocondria all that hemoglobin oh you're bushing how can you what about the plasma come on now bow my niggins that's all I know I don't really too much know about that's dope I don't know I think so that's the wind up outside who yeah sing that shit yump I said it's ooh yeah did this nigga give his own self a health inspection yeah Think it put it on A up. That shit is printed. Can't anybody come in here a health inspecting this shit?

I think they ran a 4k race and that was his number. Oh. Yeah, when you ain't good, they just give you a number. You know what I'm saying? They're like, okay, this shit clean. You know, that's right, that's right. That ain't real. Ooh, yeah.

Hey, what's that show you was on? You was a dramatic actor. Man, you see that shit, oh, the family bed. You gotta send me to link. That shit was like. I was on the road. I tried to watch it. That hotel cable, racist.

You can't watch nothing with no black folks on. But let me tell you something, bro. Bro, I don't know what the fuck be going on that hotel cable, bro. It's racist. It got eight in trouble. No MTV. 69 is news. You can't watch no wild enough.

69 news. You got four is the channel that's in that state. And the other four is static shop. This is how you know the hotel racist. Now, you can't even watch Martin late night at the hotel. And that bitch come on about four. That shit come on back. That shit come on like nine channels.

Martin, Fred Print. Nicker, I hate Hotel Cape. And then it take a long time for it to pop up when you change the Chinese black. Bro, I want to watch black people do everything. It should be a channel where it's just black folks doing all type of shit. Just all goddamn day. Like what?

BET? No, I'm talking about just a black-ass cooking show. Black-Ans Good Morning America. Black-ass videos. Black-ass everything. It should be. It should just be black people sitting there talking some goddamn time. Just talking, just talking about shit in the neighborhood.

You ain't got to live in this neighborhood. But you'll listen to some, and you know, and them police came down there and they grabbed that boy and he had threw the drugs. Oh wait, they didn't find no drugs. I don't know why they put that in the newspaper because the drugs was in my yard after they had taken him away. Like, you know, you can just tune in to that. He'd be like, what the fuck, Auntie? You're talking about. You would sit there and watch that for two hours. That's the news, basically. Come on, man.

Everywhere I go, I like watching the nude, bro. Just, it don't matter where I'm in. I just watch the news. At least figure out what the fuck going on in this state that I'm in it. It should be just be one challenge that I, as a black person, should turn on and just be able to leave it on all day and just see black folks the whole time. I just feel like that. It used to be BETT, my nigga. It ain't, though. It ain't. It ain't. Beet T you didn't give us. We We weren't black enough on that bitch. Right.

Well, they had us trying to act, man, we wasn't black enough on BET. Like, they can't tell us what the fuck we like. We were that first when we had uncut. Because then you look at World Star. That's what the BET should have been. World Star kept us entertained for a good 10 years strong before we even fucked with anything else.

But BT had it when they had uncut though. No, see. And late night that big booty dripping. But tell the truth. Slide card slipping. A lot of them songs was trash as fuck. They just had ass. They didn't even have ass.

They were just saying shit that just didn't fit into regular video. But they had big booty bitches. Most of them did. They weren't made it so good, but now you can just see a big booty bitch everywhere. My cousin girlfriend. All over the ground. My cousin's old girlfriend was in a BET Uncut video. For real.

Yeah. She had ass. My sister was in an old uncut video. But if you watch old videos, you didn't need to be in the video. Yeah. The whole hat on them old lad. The old lad got down. Asses is a change shape, bro.

They based suit would come right here because they know they had Harry and Coochie. Come on, man. Bages to come on, they thighs right here. Go look at them old Luke album covers. They had them long asses. They weren't fat nowhere. Just tall ass booted. It was freaking bitch, just shaking.

They was heavy at the bottom, but they had no real, like, ass to it. Salute to the old freaks, 80 freaks, the 80 baby freaks. What? Early 90s. Early 90s. I'm talking about back then when fucking Raw was the thing. Fucking Rob was always been the thing since the beginning of the time. It ain't the thing now, man.

It ain't. Y'all shit dangerous in the motherfucker boy. They didn't put all this. It's so dangerous. It'd be like, the moment you go in some shit, you were like, I'm about to die with you this, bitch. I'm about to die. You all right now.

You're like, I'm about to die. They didn't put all these shit in the coochie now. Hey, that shit be so scary. That cooche be so good. In real. You feel like, I'm about to die. It's so great. It's too good.

It's too good. I'm about to die. They got shit out here that ain't even STDs. You fuck a bitch now and get at least foot. Bro, I can't do it. I'm scared, bro. Don't. I can't do it.

I'm so scared, bro. I'm so scared. I'm scared. Like, even if it would call him pot, I'd be like, Bitch, get off of me now. She's like, what's wrong, bitch, this? What did you do? It was you, wasn't it? That's fucked up.

Because every time the rubber- You're trying to kill me. Hey, every time the rubber break y'all both look at each other like y'all both got AIDS. Bitch, it was you. You. It broke. It broke. I better not be burned about it, my bitch.

What are we going to do? I better not be burning when I go pee, bitch. I'm trying to pee. I'm trying to pee. I'm trying to pee. I'm trying to pee. That's a harder thing when you bust in a nut and try to go pee. That shit just be like, uh-uh.

I don't feel like peeing right now. I know you want to go pee, but I don't. If you want to do, I make it go slow. You can feel it like, you can feel it. That's because inside your dick, you're still packing up the sex equipment. The dick, like, hold on, you can't pee yet, man.

We still got sperm and shit in there. Wait a minute. Put you. Juice all in. Wait, piss? Hold on. You gotta go clean that shit up. Hold on, man.

I made the spurt. About 20 million. Y'all can back it up. We're going back in. People are like, come on, well. We're going to be here until you squeeze the tip. Hold on, bro. We'll clean our shit up.

But you'll be at the toilet for five minutes. Come on, man. So ladies, yes, we do know how I feel to have a baby. Yeah, no, you know. That piss ain't coming. That'd be the third, man. That'd be the thing, bro. You be like, bro, come home.

And when the piss do come, it's jumping. straight over the toilet. You might pit straight in the garbage can. You might pee on yourself. Like, god damn, this shit went everywhere. Like, you know what? I'm just go let it do what it do. I'm gonna clean this shit up. Trying to pee after you have, sitpins might come out three different directions. That had come out. That had come out. That shit come out just like that. Ladies y'all don't understand.

And when we bust another lady, we're going to sleep. Right then. All your vitamins and nutrients are gone. Leave us alone. Let us rejuvenate and let us get this dick back up. Y'all don't understand. Why he can't get back up? They can.

I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm up. He's the one that's loved. I just look at him like on the gladiates. I've given you everything. There is no more.

Look at my balls. There is no more. I don't have any more dick today. Leave me, woman. You fuck your man. I am defeated. My nuts look like race. You suck him and you fucked me.

Come on. We fucked for 45 minutes. I counted. Family guy came on twice. Oh, my goodness, bro. Oh, you evil woman. Bring me some juice. Please.

Please, no more. Where are my underwear? Don't touch my dick. It feels funny now. That tickles, bitch, stop it. No. No. Oh my goodness.

Please, no more head. I can feel my spine in my back. You ever had a head. You can feel your spine. like this been just sucking my back dry I can feel my spine and then just sucked all the juice out my body stop sucking my dick please my eyes is dry can you please

I need some vaccine it just sucked the water out my eyes oh my goodness oh my goodness you said I can feel my spine I can feel my spine I can feel my spine in my back. The bids just suck my rib meat off.

Oh, why you rolled this? Why she sucked me like this? Oh, my niggas are food. He said, ma'am, look at my balls. Oh, my balls. Man, look at them. They are defeated. My sack is empty.

My nuts look like raisin. He said, I have no more. There is no more dick here. Yeah. Bro, what's going through your mind? Man. Oh, and they take off crazy. She didn't get you all the pussy in and letting.

You just laying down. Please go to sleep. Please, don't stay. Please go to sleep. I hope I fucked you like you fucked me. Bitch, if you stay woke, I'm going to ask you to leave. Because I got to go. If I go to sleep and you still woke, you go.

still woke you got to go and you can't stay now take your ass on because you just over and running my light bill up now you're you're you fuck ladies go to bed don't be up go to sleep and please stop checking your phone and shit happened on Instagram in them eight minutes we was fucking oh shit they said if you stay up around that you just You got to leave. You're not tired. You got enough energy to drive home there. You can drive home since you ain't sleeping.

Maybe you'll be tired by the time you get home. Maybe that drive would make you realize you should have just laid to fuck down. Oh, shit. Bro. No, don't be over my house, energetic. Take your ass to sleep. I think that's how we should end this show. I can't even get back on the couch, bro.

This thing hit is a fucking nut. Stop, please. I can feel my smile in my back, ma'am. Can you please stop to be like this? Oh, my. Bro, I need this whole clip. I want you laugh again. Man, that shit is crazy.

What? Did you not hit this, nigger? He said, ma'am, if you stay up, I'm gonna ask you to leave. If you stay up, you gotta go. I'm sorry, you too energetic. Take your ass home. He's gonna hope I fucked you like you fuck me. I hope I fucked you like you fucked me.

I'm sleepy as fuck right now. I'm already sleep. I don't know if this been still or what. I don't know what my pants said. I know it's the money in my pocket. Fuck it. If she's still and she can have it. That's how good this pussy is.

I'm just gonna let her hair this shit. I'm just gonna pray that when I put my shit back on, my shit's still there. Man, you ever had some pussy so good and you get ready to get up and go home and realize, nigga, this is your house. Yes. This is fucking me so good.

I'm about to leave my crib. What the fuck am I going? I got this bitch my whole house. Yeah. Get your good pussy ass out of here. Hell, man. I'll be feeling like old niggins smoking new weed when you get some pussy now.

That shit's too strong for me. They give me some, I don't want no pussy. Give me some coochie. I don't know how y'all young niggie eat that pussy all day? Give me some coochie. I don't want no pussy, no loud, no gas, none of that. Just straight coochie. The coochie with the seeds in there.

That wasn't too strong for me. I want some coochie. That pussy, hell, you're running all across town. I want some coochie. Coochie make you walk to the stove. the stoke. Pussy make you drive the Berman. I don't want to Puzzle. Puzzle too strong. I don't know what they're doing to it. Ever since that Fashion Nova shit came out. So would. They selling the jeans

with the ass already in it. Everybody got fat ass in fashion. Don't matter who it is. You know ain't nobody got asses. They put the fashion nova jeans on. You bitch's models. Look at that ass heavy. What type of fabric is that? She put the fashion over jeans on that ass get three pounds fatter like a Christmas ham like god damn Yeah, it's choky. Chalky that that choky a man ha ha ha ha that is choky Oh man, I didn't think of crazy bro I was on the Instagram but that shit is like a that shit got to be what hell look like this I think hell look like you explore page

Leave you know that bro later I know this she'd been living the weights and shit her leg is big and strong I was like what I wanted women who work out all the time with them strong-ass-a-leg I bet that pussy look like a bicep big strong-haired legs she got the pussy in the head lock all day throw that pussy like a strong-assed bicep you smoke I'm leaving too man fuck this hey man this is You've been another episode of the 85 South Show in the trap living room. You already know who this thing is. Man, ma'am, could you please, stop, please.

Please, I have children. I have children. For the love of God, ma'am, please. Please, ma'am, please. Please, ma'am, I beg of you, please. Please, please, please stop it. Can you please stop? Ma'am, ma'am!

I am children. Man, fuck. All right, man, fuck. We out. Ma'am, ma'am, please stop it. I have children. Ah, come on, why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient.

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