The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Truth About Azealia Banks Live In Miami Wit KarlousMiller DCYoungFly & Chico Bean | Ep. 140

Episode Date: July 27, 2018

🔥🔥🔥 The 85 South Show squad took their talents to Miami for a hilarious comedy show that only DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean could pull off. From the Burger King couple to Captain Phillips, everybody gets roasted but first - the squad had to clear up some rumors floating around on the internet. Watch as DC, Karlous, and Chico break down what happened behind the scenes of the Wild N Out taping with recording artist Azealia Banks that made her go ape shit on social media. At the end, its all love. Watch as DC Young Fly gives away a fresh pair of Air Force 1's to a fan who got roasted during the show! Read more about the Azealia Banks situation: https://www.85southshow.com/updates/2... This weeks sponsor is CIVIC TAX RELIEF. Call their special tax hotline where they can help you discover all the relief programs You qualify for FREE. Just call 1-800-297-6014. GET 85 SOUTH MERCHANDISE: https://www.85southshow.com/shop/ GET 85 SOUTH SHOW LIVE TICKETS: https://www.85southshow.com/live/ SUBSCRIBE TO THE COLDEST PODCAST: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4m4... FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Niggas gregers talking about them. Them niggum fun to hang with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent. And anytime she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick. Now, ain't you tell them where you might see me. I'm posted in the Ayd.

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I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Hey Bitches walking out, bitch is pulling up I'll apologize But then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't like a crazy man I don't give him some of that pussy

He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great

Then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl I don't like that. How you did it. Tell the truth, nigga. You did. On Wilder now. Y'all seen it. All right.

Yeah. It was this nigga who made it. When you first heard the shit, that wasn't the first thing you thought that that nigga did it. Nick, come on then. I was waiting on y'all. Yeah, yeah, that's what child support looked like. Ask your mama, could your homeboy spend the night?

I'm that nigga that come over your house and make myself at home. Hey, what you said, the Capri's son? Your mama, like, why he's in my bedroom? You see that friend that come over your house and go in your mama room. They get at my mom's room. Oh, your mama got a big bed. Your mama got a big old bed. I'm the nigga always trying to walk in the hall.

Knowing your mama just took a shot. Well, you just walk. I don't go down to stay and get some water. Damn. That nigga, Air Force Wars in the Navy. Lord Jesus, you've been cutting grass. From the 99 to the 2000 looking at. I ain't know if y'all knew Hispanic people, we fuck with y'all. Way harder than y'all know.

They stealing Hispanic kids at the border, wrapping them up in aluminum four. That is racist. Black people, we giggling, but we know it's fucked up too, because ain't no way in the fuck they would have took our kids. So Hispanic people, we ain't saying, start something. But if y'all ride down there, we're right down there. We'll ride down there with shit. Black people clap and let them know we'll ride with them.

Shit. But we just can't be out here fighting for everybody else's rights. They still owe us like 16 rights. Brough, don't America owe us like 16 rights? Happy feet. I'm so happy. Oh, oh, oh, oh. North Miami Beach, that's what it is, nigga.

I know you went and got fresh with them jeans. Them the New City Transjines, you got on right there, nigga. He's like, yeah, give me the one with the tears in on, niggled. I'm feeling to go see the 85 South Show. I want these bitches see my kneecaps in this motherfucker, nigga. Let these bitches know I've been doing knee stretches. That's your lady right. The forces all of them and just walk, niggas.

He said, hey, boy, let the force be with you. The foolish nigger, black folks that had it hard, nigga. You remember Negroes? From the earth pre-60s when you was a Negro when the nigga had to wear a suit everywhere.

Church shoes with a tie. Drinking from the colored only waterfowl, nigga. Can you imagine taking your lady out? Y'all sitting in the colored section abiding by the law and shit. White man slapped your food on the floor.

call your niggas spit in your face. Now, ladies, does a nigga get some pussy after all that, or do you make him wait to the second date? I'm just... He still got to wait. Told you, Negro's headed hard. Nine days, these bitches

fuck for an Instagram picture and a mother. That bitch just don't even know. She's made one more post by O.G. It's going down. I don't give a fuck what happened. I'm going to make this bitch Cry, cry, cry. That's a different type of cry.

You better stop moving like that. Your force is going to look like Xavier. Hey, what side you were, bro? A nine. You're a 59 in half. You can head E, motherfucker. Oh, shit. That's beautiful.

I would like for everybody to stand up and get on a knee so we can pledge allegiance to the flag. What's up brus? You look like a... Think we need some. And I is in the building. All my Latinos, y'all. Come on in here, man.

We've been to have this motherfucker rocking. Miami, y'all, 85 South show. Like that. Get that camera on my face, man. What's up, Miami? Fuck that. Y'all thought I said Tampa. I said, what's up, Miami?

Y'all must don't know where y'all at. y'all let this is the 85 south show how many y'all know about the 85 south show i see you reping with your t-shirt first of all let's get one thing straight we're gonna need that energy do y'all know who i got in the house tonight damn i got chico bean in the house tonight y'all i got dc young fly in the house tonight y'all i got the motherfucking sensei Carlos Miller is in the house tonight, y'all. How many of y'all watch the show on YouTube? All right, y'all.

We're about to make something happen real special in here tonight. How many of y'all ever been to a live show, the 85 South show? Woo, y'all in for it tonight. Y'all watch it, though, right? Front row, front row. See, they got the lights on. They can see y'all. They see you, bro.

Ooh, they don't make that shady nigga no more, huh? I ain't mad at you, though, man. We appreciate you coming out. We appreciate y'all coming out to Rockwood. This y'all, 85 South Show, black on, independent, young brothers out here doing their thing. Y'all, give it up for that. We're going to get this show started. I need y'all to do a couple things for me before we go.

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we drop a show and as soon as we drop it y'all get the notification and y'all can watch it and these boys are in here clowning y'all ready to make this happen who out there drinking who got a drink in their hand I don't see nobody drinking y'all act like this 10 o'clock service or something we're about to get this thing started right now y'all

you guys seen this man on MTV You've seen him on BET. You've seen him on Wiling Out. He's one-third of the 85 South Show, one-half of the old-school rap battle. I need y'all to start making some noise right now. He's out of Washington, D.C. Give it up for Chico B.

Why? For they're banging ain't mine. She'd think those away child time of the team, man. Okay. I support the nigga hustle. Shit. So I know how it is out there. This is my shit right here, my habit.

She said, hey, she said, hey, she's like the cold TV. She said, I'm a stripper And this is my life I got kids I'm a wide My life It feels too bad This shit, nigga

Yeah, my song, eh, miss, won't you fake you, right? Cut it on. Nigger, that shit had to have the stripper bitches feeling like Rocky when they came on stage. That's a classic song, Miami. How y'all doing? Nah, fuck that, I need more energy than that. How y'all doing? Nick, I don't know if I'm supposed to be telling jokes or doing an assembly in this motherfucker. This shit looked like in school suspension in this motherfucker. We got all the bad kids in the auditorium.

Niggie, this looked like the stage they sang on motherfuckerucking Sister Act, too. Remember when Lauren Hill and then finally made it to the tournament? And they ain't tripping with Martin Couch up this bitch. This is the couch off Martin House, nigga. That's how I know we'd have made it, nigga. They didn't fuck around and gave us the couch from Martin. This shit crazy. All we need is coal to come out this bitch.

We'll be jumping. Well, I'm happy to see all of y'all. This is a unique setup they got in here right here, man. Like, did y'all know this was going to look like this when y'all bought the tickets? Y'all had no idea. Y'all walked in and threw the nigger Rob, J'all, didn't it? Oh, hell, no. This shit looked like I'm great going to see my son perform.

Fuck this. I'm great going to see my baby do an Easter speech in this bitch. Salute to security. Y'all been working hard to the motherfucker. Oh, look at it. She's like, get the fuck out of here, bitch. Nope. We did not come here to be a part of this shit.

I fear you, baby. She got the fuck on. They got them orange shirts on. I thought they worked for six renter car when I came in this bitch. I was like, damn, they got the rental car people in here doing security. Were y'all from Miami?

What part? Huh? Liberty City? Yeah. I know y'all know how to fight, nigger. Y'all Miami women, y'all Miami woman, a cusset nigger. Oh, what, hey, baby, how you doing? This shit is great.

I love Miami. No, Miami, one of my favorite cities just because y'all got so many different types of women here. Like, y'all got all the whole spectrum of women. Like, and this shit is hard, because I, like, y'all got some hoods out this motherfucker, but some bad bitches living in the hood. Like, I seen a bad bitch pushing her. pushing a corn cart today when I poured up. Ooh, I don't even eat corn,

but I'm gonna fuck with this bitch, because y'all ain't nobody tell me that was mayonnaise they spread and all on that shit. I thought that was toast or struddle cream or some shit. I bought some corn from this bitch. She had on some apple bottom jeans. I'm like, yeah, she needs some help, niggas. She looked like she got dressed out one of them yellow bins.

That shit is crazy. What's up? We got our man on here filming and shit and all that. I really don't know how to really start the show this way because I know that this is a comedy show, but the way this shit look, I feel like I'm supposed to say, okay, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Liberty City High School. We appreciate all of you guys for attending the day.

My name is Principal Bean. I will be in charge of you guys for this school year. You guys are the seniors, so you have a different responsibility this school year. We will not tolerate any more of the weed smoking in the back hallways. And ladies, if you're going to suck dick, wait to the bell rings to do it. We don't need any more dick-sucking problems on the news.

at Liberty City High. Hey, y'all, come on, sit down, man. Come on, sit down, brother. That's what it is. Thank y'all for coming, man. Appreciate y'all. You from Miami, big homie? Where you were apart?

North Miami Beach, that's what it is, nigga. I know you went and got fresh with them jeans. Them the New City trans jeans, you got on right there, nigga. He's like, yeah, give me the one with the tears in on, niggil. I'm feeling to go see the 85 South Show. I want these bitch to see my kneecaps in this motherfucker, nigger. Let these bitches know I've been doing knee stretches. That's your lady right there?

How long y'all been together? Five years. That's what it is. Y'all met, like here. Look at the lady's clapping for love and shit. Hey, that's cool. Y'all been together for five years, man. What's your favorite thing about your old lady? Y'all work together? Where y'all work at? Burger King. God damn.

That's a match made in heaven right there. right there. You know when they got together, he was like, look at that bitch flipping that wapper so smooth. He walked up on it with the smooth shit. Hey, baby, I see you know how to work with meat. I got another piece you can work with later on. Y'all really work at Burger? Can you the manager? Y'all both managers? Oh, nigger, y'all are the power couple in the hood. That's the hood power couple. They pull up in the hood, smelling like goddamn waffles and fries and shit telling people don't talk to us. Yeah, we had a long day today. How many niggas y'all ain't got jobs at y'all Burger King?

Quite a few. I feel it, nigger. That's what it is. What's your name, G? Lawrence? No what ain't, you're the Burger King, nigger. That's what the fuck you is. Matter of fact, you ain't even get them jeans from city trees. Now I know you managed the Burger King, nigger. You made them shit from scratch. I know you're an efficient nigger. Y'all be at the house making your own clothes and shit. Like, when you work in a fast food joint, though, let me ask you a question though. Like, because people get a lot of bad stigmas about working at fast food places. Like, you didn't found love in the fast food place. That's an R&B song right there, name. I found love at the Burger King. My bitch was flipping meat.

Seen her on the fried machine and it made me want to skeet. I walked up to her and said, Baby, have you took your break yet? She said no, but when I do, I want to make you sweat just like this burger. I'm flipping, flipping on the grill. And tonight I'm going to take your meat, and I'm going to flip it on my cheeks and chill. Oohie, loving the burger king, making love. in the burger king. We make in love in the burger king.

She'd like to flip your meat. I say meat flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. Hey, meat flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. Who say meat, flip, flip, flip, flip. Your girl going flip your meat tonight. I say, meat flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, meat, flip, flip. Look at that, look at that, look at that. that on the way home, nigga. Next week when this shit come out, meat flip. That's y'all. Love

and a burger cane. Love that, man. I love relationships, though. How many people in relationships out here if you're in a relationship? Look at you. Happy to the bitch to be with your nigga. What's your name? Gee, why you got them glasses on? You blind? There you go. Take them off, man. Yeah, you're looking like. He said, right, right, right. Where you from, Gee? Miami Gardens, okay. Do you know what? The crazy part? Everybody that say they're from Miami, Every way you say, I ain't seen on Force 48. Every last place. Y'all niggas gangstead in the motherfucker out here.

And I'm telling you, I'm so scared of them niggas with them big-ass dreds that look like dry a lint, nigga, oh, my God. If I see any of you niggas in here tonight, leave looking like gunplay in this motherfucker. I don't trust none of you niggas with the lit dreads, nigger, no. All you niggas is goddamn murder suspects.

And how come all the niggas on First 48 from Miami got them crazy-ass names, like a little big pooky and goddamn short man stuntman and shit like that that shit is crazy like so but being in miami y'all both from miami so where did y'all meet at Miami gardens y'all both from the same neighborhood at the movies they're not from the same who what you do for a living gee you work at u p.s damn boy we is winning in the 85 south show we're bringing out all the niggas who got the jobs bitches you to talk shit about in the 90s and we're showing that this you still got a chance to get you some pussy if you work at a regular place. Love in a Burger King, brown package man. We live in,

nigga. That's what it is, man. But this is the thing though I say about relationships, man. If you got a black woman that love you, especially if you got a black woman that love you, you're the luckiest nigga in the world, man. Ain't nothing like it. Ain't nothing you won't do for that man, is it? This nigga work at UPS. Niggas always talking about how hot coochie smell. We don't never get to talk about how them nuts get to kicking in the summertime, no, do it? And you work it, nigga, you in Miami. It gets hot. fuck down here. You'd be delivering packages, nigger, ducking bullets and shit.

Trying to get niggas they shit. You come home. Soon as you come home, you take your dick out, baby. Give me some head. I was thinking about you. All the way on my route. She loved you so much. She'll go down there and do that shit. She do. Be down there breathing through her nipples trying not to smell your nuts, nigga. Oh, baby. Please.

Sometime that nut smell. Be too much, though, don't it, baby. Get down there, that nut smell. Hit your ass and turn you into Nate dog. You be like, hold up. This ain't like the Burger King Love least they get to take showers when they come home. This shit is ridiculous. But man, we got a great show on deck. I just wanted to come out here and let y'all know we was really here because I know when y'all walked in, y'all thought some other niggas was going to show up out this bitch.

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Today we're gonna talk about what we're gonna do here at Liberty City High. No more bullshit. Everybody's going to sleep. You see my security guards right there. They are from Liberty City, Miami, and they both got razor blades under their tongue. So if you're cut up, they're gonna slice the shit out here. But, like I said, man, this is the 85 South

show. My name is Chico Bean. We got two shows. Thank y'all for selling this show out, man, making this something that we didn't. We really didn't know what they expect down here, but y'all show us so much love. We appreciate y'all, so we're going to go ahead and keep the show rolling, because we want y'all to get the best possible product ever. So I'm about to bring my brother up here on stage. You guys

have seen them everywhere. You've seen them on Instagram. You've seen them on Wilden Out. You see them on the 85 South Show. You've seen them in movies, but you're about to see them right here live tonight at Liberty City High, nigger. So I need y'all to stop making some noise right now. Put your hands together right now.

Make some noise. Now, fuck that. Make some noise. We in here, baby. It's a party. This is an 85 South show. I need y'all. I need y'all. to put your hands together and make some noise for the one and only D.C. Young's floor! I hear ya how it is. I was thinking when I saw that body, gotta get shoddy. Tell what the young boy gonna do.

Damn, I'm chick with you. Cut it, nigger. Nigger, I said cut it with your little bald hair there. Damn. Miami What's up? We is lit in this goddamn, oh, this is a middle school theater right here. This shit, I ain't like, we got brought some real niggas, ooh, brought some black niggas out. Damn.

Damn. Damn. Damn. Huh? Cain. Like, like, like, Cain, like, like, Cain, like, from Don't Be a Man to Cain. What you do for a living, Cain? It's work, man.

It's working. Huh? You just work. Nick, you don't just wake up and be like, shit, I don't feel to go find work, shit. Fuck you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. But anyway, I don't wake up everyone

going to find work. What'd you do? Egg laity. Do a little uh-uh-uh. A little uh-uh. A little uh-uh-uh. Ah, you look like a first four. They ain't vented them in that bit.

I ain't like. Who's you got in there? What you got the front row? What's your name, baby? Michelle, what you do for a living, Michelle? I'm my office manager. Your office manager. What about?

Huh? What about? A who? A boat company. A boat company. A boat company. You know damn well, you ain't in no office working out for no damn boat company, bit. No you ain't, a bit. What a dock at.

You had that nigga go together. I know what y'all do, waking up, going to find work. I know what's going on. Bay, take me with you. What a Burger King couple of? Well, what is then? Ah! I know y'all been to got a burger king.

Five years. That way y'all met? Met at the Burger King? How was? I need to know. I need to know, like, nigga, how I would. It was her first day, and you were just like,

huh, shit? What's your name? Y'all hated each other? Why? I didn't like it. What you mean? Like, what you thought she was about to take your job? Scared around this?

Bitch, all way trying to all work me, bro. Oh, me with that shit. Ah, I'm gonna push this bitch. I'm gonna push this bit. That nigga was scared, why you need that job? That didn't, that big guy. We're working like a motherfucker. Why you hate it, though?

No, bro, could that high-beat? When you just hate somebody, you really like them, you just don't want to tell them. What happened, nigger? Tell me, that one of my ass, your bald head, motherfucker. Yeah, that. Tell me what happened? First of all, what was your position at the job?

I was an assistant. Assistant. Who the head? You were assistant in that Burger King. Yeah, you ain't assistant nobody? What was you? The burger man, the fried nigger, who was you? You were the lettuce, nigger, you just slashed.

She, Kz, tz, tz, tz. Hurry up with the lettuce, charles, shit. Okay. You were the assistant. Who you was the assistant? Okay, ooh. She was somewhere else,

and then she came over there, and you were like, hold up, bitch, I can manage it. This shit, you hear it. And that's how it was. And then how y'all just kind of like, said, fuck that shit. We managed together. We're gonna take over this bitch.

Who gonna fire who if y'all fucking with each other? We split and then we just... Said fuck that shit. She got her own store and left your stupid ass. You left his ass, got your own store. Where your store at? I'm there. You at High Lil.

Y'all heard her ass. She had High Lil giving our burgers, bitch. That what we doing? Who that is behind you? Who that is behind you? Rico suave right here. Rico suave. What's your name, Rico?

I can call it your ass. What's your name? Hector? I bet it is. I ain't glad, but. What you do? Who? You're a Marine?

What's you doing in the Marine? Yeah, y'all give it up for this nigga right here. Take some rear courage to be in the goddamn Marine. So what you doing in the Marine? Like, what you're going to do? I'm admin and I'm a range coach. You're an admin and you're who? Range coach.

Range coach? What the fuck is? Oh, you know how to shoot, uh, rifle and pistol. Oh, you, oh, you know how to shoot, niggas. So that what you're going to school for? The Marine did not how to shoot. How long are you in there for? Five years.

Five years. God damn, that nigga trained. That nigga, we're here for five years. I've been in for five years. How long? So you already did five. So you're done. You still in?

You still in. They got your ass in there. So how many, so what's your contract looking like? Uh, I got three more years. You got three more years. You got three balls? So they really got you for eight years? That's your girlfriend right there.

You love him, baby? You do? You'll do anything for him? You will? Uh-uh, bitch, you don't say yes, I'm gonna find out. You'll do anything for him? What'd you ask? Oh, I'm gonna ask, okay, okay,

we're gonna see if you love this nigga. Ha ha! Let me see, okay, eh, this a good one, he, this. Will you, suck his dick on song? Will you suck that soft-ha-meat, bitch, that soft-a-d-be? Will you? Will you?

You would? She loved you, Marine. You better keep that bitch. She loved you. Ladies, y'all know, it takes a certain type of love to suck a soft-haired dick. Soon as we whip it out, as soon as y'all see it, y'all be like, ah, lick at it.

We don't even want to look at that shit. We're like, man, this bitch's crazy. This bitch. Suck in that beat. Uh-oh. I'm trying to come in here like I ain't just see your lady-ass. What's your name, Auntie? Y'all, you, bitch, lady.

Andrea? What you do for a lady? Andrea. You're a CT Tech? What that mean? Computer tech, computer shit. Oh, you do x-ray. Oh, you do a x-ray.

Bitch, you're a nurse. Fuck is you talking about. Talk about you a CT-tech. No, bitch, you draw blood. Fuck wrong. He thought we lied. What you do? Same thing?

Nurse. I'm talking about no CT Tech. I got my motherfucking uncle with me, man. I can't stand bringing my motherfucking family. I ain't never been nowhere. I brought this nigga with me. He ain't never been nowhere. I said, pack your ass, nigger.

We're fin to go to South Beach. He's talking about good. I always want to go overseas. Like, your stupid ass going to still want to go. Hey, this motherfucker fuck. We got a long-ass show. and this bitch in this nice-ass cathedral. J-O-N, this is

a nice-ass cathedral. I feel like we're in Bible study on a Thursday. Everybody trying to get their life together, you know what I'm saying? Nigger trying to stop smoking cigarette. Ooh, we got ushills. Look at them, nigga. They look at them, nigga. They look tired. They'll fight, break out. Somebody getting their eye, bitch.

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It's crazy. They brought a daughter. I wear those sheds. I ain't come from the body. You know you in the hood when you work with your daughter, my fucking, Richard. Oh, we're in the hood. Oh, we're in the hood.

Oh, I'm in the hood. Okay. Okay. Okay, yes, play some music. Okay, listen. The next thing I'm about to bring everybody, but listen, y'all, listen, y'all is crazy. Listen, the next thing I'm about to bring to the stage

is my motherfucking partner. Y'all know this, nigga. Yeah, oh, gee, and the city, nigga, all over MTV, VET. Y'all start clap your hands right now. Start clap your hands right now for my nigger, Carlos Miller. Hey, hey, baby, but I'm gonna change for the world. I'm a fuck, that's right, you hurt. Baby, because I'm a good.

I, oh, yeah, check it out. Could it be my bag of gleegey and my gold teeth? How you y'all doing? Do whatever the fuck you want to do, a DJ dude. I didn't want to hear shit but the hook anyway, and you fucked that up. I'm already telling jokes of the second grade play. Fuck this. Who green couch is this?

That shit looked like it was on somebody porch earlier. I love it. Can I move down here? Oh, my God. I was on South Beach earlier looking at all the bad built motherfuckers y'all got. Oh, I saw a bitch who was shaped like a sprained ankle. I was like, how the fuck did you do that?

They got bitches walking around South Beach look like they're about to fight for. for the tag team belt. Boom, boom, boom, boom. That's that dude from wilding out. Why they all sound like that? You got homeless niggas leaving on the beach in tents. Oh, y'all don't want to talk about them?

My bad. Y'all didn't see them. It's homeless niggas all over that beach making sand castles living in them. Oh shit. How y'all feel in the night? We're in here, bro. This shit is 85 South Show, bro.

This shit kind of nice a little bit. How are we telling jokes on a basketball court? There's some bullshit right here, bro. What's up with this fucking traffic? God damn. Nigger, come on then. I was waiting on y'all. Yeah, that's what child support looked like.

Why he fucking wood off. Shit the fuck up, uh-uh, niz joke. I told you, I love a hood chick. What's your name, baby? Huh? Des. Yes. Yeah.

I know you sophisticated. Your weave looked like real hell. Shit your ass old. Stay good shit. Them bundles ain't it? Them bundles? Mm-hmm. And she got some class because she put a purse in her lap.

A home girl purse on the floor. Let me know she ain't got no money. She ain't got no money. That's bad luck. Don't fuck with bitches like that. Stop recording this. We're gonna sell this later on. Do what?

Uh-oh. She live in the pink house. Them gangsters. I know the Florida Code don't fuck with nobody live in the pink house their grandma would come outside

with the chop with that poor sad niggas say all right shout out to all the niggas who used to be gangsters I see you in here bad knees, bad posture

I know an old killer when I see one two white people sprinkled in the middle what's up detective I'm fucking got that Miami police hair cut with the shit, just be slicked on one side.

Hey, Poppy, hold on tight for me. I don't like this, bro. Shout out to all the lesbians who then came back to the dick side. No, this really happened. I was in Baltimore. Just a little stud bitch came up and be like, I don't eat light niggas, but what's up?

I'm like, what you're trying to smoke a blunt or something? No, trying to, you know, see what's up. Bro, we're about to get so much coochie. We made an agreement. Bro, I don't know why everybody don't get the jokes, but this nigga filled me. He didn't handle thrift them before.

Okay, let me stop being stupid. We've got my church people in here tonight. Where are you at? Yeah, quit judging motherfuckers. Church people, judgment of his hands. I don't know why you're out here with them hoes. I don't know why you don't know what them kids' dad is.

Shut up. That's my auntie. She thinks she better than everybody. Don't want nobody cussing in her house. You don't come on in my house or that goddamn cussing you be doing. I don't know where you get that stupid-ass shit from. Bitch.

This is the international. Fuck that shit, Sam. You ever notice that, bro. You don't even know what you're doing. I'm like, yeah, well, they want you to work tomorrow. Man, fuck that. They ain't coming. Okay.

This is the summertime. Ladies, be careful out here. There's a lot of pregnancy going around. I don't want you to catch that shit. Yeah, this birth patrol, they got out. Ain't shit no more, bro. Newver rings and IUDs. That shit don't even stay in the pussy, bro.

Ladies, if you got an IUD, go get the strings cut, please, because y'all like her scratching up dicks, left and right. Don't even know it. You're not even checking on these niggas. See, somebody got to say this shit and it got to be me because the fella's scared to say it.

I'm fucking the other night. This girl had the Iud. I went in, deep. I come out. I'm weighing the motherfucker. Now I'm really ready to fuck because I'm on birth control. Bro, shit is changing, bro. I was watching Wilden out the other night, two niggas start kissing. Did you see this shit? No.

Nick, I left. I don't even know if I still work there no more. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck going on on there. They was like, bro, what happened? Like, niggas, you ain't see me? It wasn't me? That is not my goddamn show.

I worked there. I'm trying to get the 85 South show off the ground. I swear to God, you'll never see two niggins kissing on this show. Not there's something wrong with that, but they just, not on this show. It's too many shows. What are they doing that? It's not original. We have any single ladies in here tonight? Like, you don't have nobody. Like, I know you, some of y'all ladies be lying, you just be single today. Like, it's a nigger. Like, you got a nigga you got a check in with later on tonight.

Like, don't be saying you single. So if we took a picture and we posted and then it's a nigga riding around Miami about to whoop your ass. Like, just because I'm just saying, like, you need to really define what single is. Like, I'm talking about all the way single. Ain't no dick pictures in your phone from this year.

A nigga ain't left a PlayStation over your house or nothing. Brue. Brue. Breakups be rough. If you ever went over a bitch house and she had her Xbox and shit be like, I know you don't play this shit. What this nigga had, bro?

I went over one bitch house she had some big ass timblins by the door. They were like a 13, my nigga. Do you know how big a nigga got to be to wear a 13 in timbulance? Nigger, even if he wear a 13, he wore like a 9 in timblins, nigg because they run big.

This nigga must have been shack or somebody. Ain't no way I'm sticking around to find out because even if she was fucking a nigga who wears size 13. I don't want that pussy after that. That pussy is like a hallway. I'm gonna walk in that bitch. Is this a bathroom?

This couch right here, hard to fuck on, boy. Because you'd be right here and she'd be riding you, then you get up in your ass cheek like, nice, an ass print with some balls in the middle. Oh shit. That's fun, bro. Thank y'all for coming and supporting the 85 South Show, bro. Because this podcast right here

is for niggas like him. Well, you don't even have to know him to know he ain't from America, bro. Where are you from? No, that niggott ain't from America. What are you from, bro? Melbourne, Florida. You a lie.

That nigg said Florida. Nick, you're from Africa somewhere. What are you from? Ain't know where in hell. You're from Melbourne, Florida. What are you really from? Melbourne, Florida. Okay, you might be then.

If you said it two times. Who told you to say that? These immigrants ain't playing. They're getting their shit together. Melbourne, Florida. Look at me. Nick, all these people from Florida. You don't look like nobody in here.

I'm just fucking with you, bro. You're from Florida. Do we have any Hispanic people in here tonight? Just 15? Just know we're supporting y'all and we ain't gonna let them kick y'all out. But we ain't gonna just, we're gonna wait till they start hitting y'all.

Then we're gonna jump in. Like, don't think we gonna be out there protesting before the shit happened, bro. We go on goddamn. help y'all. I ain't know if y'all knew Hispanic people. We fuck with y'all. Way harder than y'all know.

They stealing Hispanic kids at the border, wrapping them up in aluminum Ford. That is racist. Black people, we giggling, but we know it's fucked up too, because ain't no way in the fuck they would've took our kids. So Hispanic people, we ain't saying start something, But if y'all ride down there, we'll ride down there with shit.

Black people clap and let them know we'll ride with them. Shit. But we just can't be out here fighting for everybody else's rights. They still owe us like 16 rights. Bro, don't America owe us like 16 rights, bro. Nigger, black folks that had it hard, nigga. You remember Negroes? From the earth before, pre-60s when you was a Negro,

when a nigga had to wear a suit everywhere, church shoes, with a tie, drinking from the colored only waterfound, nigger. Can you imagine taking your lady out? Y'all sitting in the colored section, abiding by the law and shit.

White man slap your food on the floor, call your nigger spit in your face. Now, ladies, does a nigger get some pussy after all that, or do you make them wait to the second? I'm just... He still gotta wait. Told you, Negro's headed hard. Nine days, these bitches fuck for

an Instagram picture and a Molly. Oh, they ain't doing Molly no more? I'm sorry. I thought Molly was still popping in the streets. Shout out to all the security guard latest. I know they hired y'all because y'all can fight real good. Y'all shaped like everybody big sister.

Look, she laughed. Her teeth is wiggle. Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Some old hard-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I'm stupid. I shouldn't have been up here this long, but... What? What? What? I like you, girl.

Your nipple keep poking out. Hey, nipple. What's up, nipple? Little titties do matter. Brough, fuck that. When you think niggas don't love little titties, too? We'll put that whole titty in our mouth. Be humming on your chair.

Oh. Oh. Sucking a little titty just stupid, though. You're licking more ribbed than titty. Her heartbeat hitting your teeth. Put that stupid-ass little titty up. You lick a little titty like you're wearing a scratch-off. P-p-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-pb-pb-pb-p.

Whatever, we're accepting everything. We body-positive for the 2018 fellas. Stop putting all these pressure on these women, bro. Everybody ain't have fucked up. Ladies, y'all still is hell too, though. Y'all be letting motherfuckers, y'all don't even like to tell you, fuck your self-esteem

motherfuck. Fuck these niggas. The average nigger fucked up. Got three black toenails, sleep apnea. Niggins got some pimples on his back. How are you going to tell a bitch she ain't the shit? Shut up, nigga. Looking like number three on the evolution chart. Man, these bitches ain't working out.

Shut up, nigga. You shaped like a baby. mama. Big stomach, little pants there. Fuck these niggins. They ain't even got seven pair of drawers. Who the fuck are you to tell? Say what? Come on now. Ladies, you ever put a nigga out and didn't even have shit to put out two pair of jeans?

Come and gather your thoughts and get the fuck out of my shit. I don't know what's wrong with these new niggas, man. They'd be having purses and shit. See, they're trying to fuck the show up. Uh-uh, cut him off. Fuck that. These niggas is strange, bro. I keep telling y'all, I'm advocate for safety. I don't even do jokes about gay people no more

because I almost got jumped by some gay dudes. After the show, I came out, they were laying on my hood. They were mad and fuck. with mad and fuck, uh-uh, say what you said. Say what the fuck you said. No, say the joke you said. Say what you said. Bitch, I.

This is the only shit that scared me. They underhand wrist. Bitch, I, fuck. Niggins, strong underhanded. You don't fuck with that, bro. Every nigga here knows you don't do shit underhanded. They'd be driving underhanded and shit. Uh-uh.

I don't want no smoke. These niggas just different, bro. They gangsters, fuck, be in the club smoking strawberry hooker. Fuck that. You'll never be a gangster nigger. Oh my nigg. Stop that. J.O.N. How you feeling? Hell yeah. Man, play me some.

Hold up. Before you play it. I gotta get the mood right in hell. I want you to play some for the ladies who still got hell on the pussy. Yeah, I'm sick of this bald head pussy. My uncle told me don't trust no bald head pussy, bro. What an old school niggas that still like hound the pussy. Make some noise.

It ain't but three of us, fuck it. That's enough for an Uber pool. I know where the bitch is at. Let's go together. Fuck these niggas. I still like hound the pussy. just on the pussy, be hanging out the panties on the leg a little bit. This ain't for everybody.

Shout out to all the ladies who go get the pussy wax, but leave the booty hairy. Got enough hound your booty for a pony tail. Much love to everybody who's fucking with somebody who you said you weren't going to be fucking with no more. The only reason you fucking with them is because you really fuck with them. See, everybody ain't going to get that because maybe they ain't never been in love before. Shout out to all the niggas in hell with a bitch.

They can't stand, but a pussy real good. And she can cook your favorite meal better than your mama can. Fellas, you ever fuck with a girl who pussy so good? You start arguing with people when they mention her name. Hold up, bro. Wait a minute. Wait, what you said? I thought so.

What you call that, J-O-N? Yeah, uh-uh. Remix it. That's called Pussy Hell. For the nine deuce. You remember niggins used to say the nine deuce in 92? We didn't fell off. This is just 2018.

This ain't the 2000 dime in the nickel and three pennants. Shout out to all the sad bitches who be trying to expose. When they don't want to fuck with you no more. That's why you was the sad bitch in the first place. You're emotional. Then told all that deepest, darkest secrets. You'd have told my wife about your sad baby. Ooh.

Now you didn't fuck up your little check. And I gotta sue you. Much love to all the ladies who don't want the nigger you used to fuck with. But you don't want to send with nobody else. So you're gonna fuck it up every chance you get. I hope you go to jail. Whoever said yes.

And I want to give an extra special love to all the big girls who just said fuck waste trainers because you know that niggas still fuck with big girls too. Hell yeah. It's your cute ass. Quit hiding that stomach. And if you're a real nigga, grab that stomach. Let her know I fuck with that stomach too. Fuck this shit.

Bald head, nigger, bite that stomach. That little fat butt up top of the pussy, you're supposed to bite that. As a black man, that's how God grant your blessings. You got to bite all that shit. Suck them back titties, my nigga. I see you with the white t-shirt. All that shit that spill out the bra, that's titty. Y'all Miami niggas don't suck back titty.

That nigga from my elbow suck back titty. Just know that you already find enough to get naked with the lights on. That's our whole goal. Yes, Miss Lady, with the pineapple afro. With the little tips on it, looking like SpongeBob House. It's a movement. Hashtag get naked with the lights on. Ain't their right nipples.

Much love to all the unties in here. in here who don't have no kids but you're a good auntie so that made you not want none maybe you'll get it later I would like for everybody to stand up and get on a knee so we can pledge allegiance to the flag what's up bro you look like a regga tone singer with that bandana on you sing reggae tone what's you do you a what what he say you're in the Marines

shoot all the motherfuckers bro do your thing Urah whatever fuck y'all say much support to the Marines man beat everybody in so keep us safe we need this shit so we can keep smoking blunts and fucking these bitches we need this freedom

that's what I tell jokes for I don't have to blow up I got 96 in power money in my pocket right now Maybe like, when you gonna blow up? Nick ain't had a job saying, oh, five, I've been blew up. Talk your shit, bro. We're almost there. Next year we're getting a TV deal.

I'm telling you right now. They ain't gonna give it to us now because, no, we're getting it. I'm gonna tell you we're getting it. Don't make me start preaching. A fuck nigga can't never block my blessing. Because the God I serve is a real nigger. See, a lot of people think you gotta go to church to get your pray on a motherfucking lie.

Sometimes you gotta talk to God just like you be talking to yourself. Hey, Lord. Shit, you know I fuck with you. If don't nobody fuck with you. This prayer right here ain't even for me though, Lord. Just all I'm standing, thank you, my nigga. nigga real nigga shit because you could have made me a fuck nigger lord but you took your time to make

me a real nigga to distinguish myself you know what it's really about the whole goal is to get the money and get back to the house that's the whole goal get back to the crib police out here tripping Get caught being a nigga outside, see what happened. She got quiet. That's how I know that spirit is moving. The more I talk, the lower this nigga get in his chair. He gonna be on the floor if I say some more real shit. Laugh, OG, because they think I give a fuck.

Last time I gave a fuck was nine years ago. My son named Ashton. You ain't catch it. I don't have to call these niggins because they know when to come. That's why we're going to get the TV deal. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I couldn't wait for D.C. Young Isley to come sing on that pussy hair remix. It's right here for Pussy Hair, Chico.

Pussy Hair. Yeah. Let's go to mother and a daughter. She don't brought a cousin. It's the remix. Can we cut up the beat? I can't hear a damn thing. Do your thing, DC.

Drop the tune. Where in the snout coming that motherfucker? You hear? Oh yeah. Yeah. Pussy hair. Oh, yeah, pussy hair. Oh, that's the melody right there.

Oh, oh, I like that one right. That what you doing? Oh, yeah, pussy hair, pussy hell. I'm gonna go low. I'm gonna go low. Hey, yeah. Come on. Pussy hair, pussy hair.

Fugged around and started something. It's only being three other things that like pussy hair. Pussy hell. Pussy hell, pussy hair. I don't like no pussy hallows. Just sing the hook then. Do it for your brother. It can just be a little bit.

I, I take. one for the team. Pussy hair, pussy hair. Got a little bit of pussy hair around my torso, making it sound like, you think you've been licking on the pussy, but you've been learning licking on that ass. Pussy.

Pussy, pussy. Mm. That's what that smell like. Pussy, pussy. Pussy, pussy. I want you to shave next time, bitch. Pussy, pussy. I want that shit to feel like sand and paper.

I want it to go. Pussy, pussy, pussy. Yeah. Pussy, pussy. Pussy, pussy. Fugging with me. Right here. who work at the office at the boat's shade.

Fucking with me. You've been sitting at the dock all day. Fucking with me. Smell like a third wave. Pussy hair, pussy hair. I want your pussy to look like in 1973. Pussy hair. She probably can suck a dick like a seagull.

What's that shit with that big neck? That's a seagull. That's a seagull. Pussy hair. You see a lot of singles. Pussy hair, pussy hair. Pussy hair. If you got pussy hair, at least keep it neat.

If you got pussy hair, your pussy going to smell like these seats. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I want your shit to have a Tim Fade, bitch. Oh. At least I want to know that's what a pussy at, bitch.

I don't want to have to grab your hair and grab the other side just to go inside. I got enough hell on that pussy to dread. I'm down there eating that pussy and I got a wig on my back. This is this. Pussy hair, pussy hair. I keep banging somebody behind me. Somebody keep touching me back. Yeah

Pussy hair Got so much hair on my face Go down and eat that hairy Pussy and get stuck Pussy gets stuck to my beard Now I got to peel my beard From the pussy hair Shout out to all my niggas

who ain't had no pussy in a minute But you're working on a plan Stay abundant my niggas Stay abundant, my niggas, stay abundant Had to make shit that wasn't no bomb You heard something? I gotta make sure that shit won the ball. That shit right there.

That shit duct tape like I can't see it. I can see that. What you say? M motherfucker duck tape like I can't see it. I can see that. That's what they told the nigger put the couch at. Hey. But they ain't listening.

They'll put the couch behind a three-point line. That's a black-ass shit. This is a gym, nigga. I told these niggins, we're telling Joe's on a basketball court. You see how far you sink down in this bitch when you sit on a thing? This is where all your change fall out at. And I got this shit out of the off of. This is it?

When you go over her mama house and you smell them neck bones. You want to shut up to eat? No, ma'am. I ate before I came over here. You see a couch like this. you know it's some caprice on somewhere. Yeah. They took the-

pillow off that bitch. It's green, Eminem's in the... They took the plastic off this. This used to have a plastic wrapped around it. I know it. When it was first bought, it was real nice.

Boy, you fuck around and fall asleep like this on that bit. Wake up in your neck be stuck. Jet like that, boy. Niggum me three days work, goddamn neck.

Stop. You even know your shit was stut. You ain't even know your shit was stut. My shit. Stalk like a motherfucker. This shit. Get cold in the motherfucker at night, too. They don't bring you no sheet, nigga.

You're going to be cold and shit on this leather couch. Better go to sleep in your clothes. You've been sitting on this couch, nigga, with their towel around your waist. She'd be like, nigga, I ain't going. You better not sit naked on this couch. That bitch is going to have a print of these creases going to be in your ass. You're going to pull it on this couch. I guarantee they had pussy hair.

Y'all leave these folks alone, man. This couch peeled back like fat people's skin. Look at this shit. Naga, God. Damn. Bro, don't be offending the fat people. We need fat people, bro. Fat people, stop coming to the cookout, acting like you ain't hungry, my nigga.

We invited you to eat us some shit. Put some old hot dogs on your plate, big, nigga. No, we didn't. Who invited the big bitch? But don't eat the kids food, bro. I didn't. My nigga, Joe's so confused. He got on LeBron shorts.

A business shirt. And a rap-a-lot hat. A rap-a-lot hat. That nigga looked like he great playing the white man. Lifeskin niggas just put clothes on. That niggas just went and put on clothes. That nigga don't even give a damn. He just wet clothes.

He looked like he great playing the white man can't jump tournament with Wesley Snipes to them, nigga. What's wrong, Joe? Joe, you're going through some shit, ain't it? He don't care. He just, I just want a motherfucker to like me for me. No, that shit ain't going to happen. Joe dressed like the cell cocaine.

Fuck wrong, Joe. You good? Well, you look suspicious. As fuck What happened What got on Jase You're gonna sing through the whole show Damn white girl

That ass was fat Where's she go I don't know she went over there With a mom and daughter And where they went And this niggins gonna sing everything he's saying When they go That's how I'm aside when I get old

What you're talking about my man right here Yeah A nigga with the blue on Hey bro when he laughed That nigga fall on his on the floor like a puddle. That's my man right there from Captain Phillips.

That Sam Cassell. Then he's thought over. It's my boat now. Look at the two detectives sitting in the middle. They're going to serve a warrant after this. Carlos Miller, come with us.

You want to ask you about Thursday. The detectives right here. That's a detective. Yeah, him. Yeah, them too. Yeah, them too. They partner us, but they fucking. Looking suspicious.

Fucking on. duty. Yeah, y'all do look like the motherfuckers that meet in the office, the first 48. All right, we got the clues. It's Christina going to continue fucking Allen. How long y'all been detectives? I'm talking to you, detective Malone.

No, it's not my... That's Detective Sanchez right here. We know the police when we see him. What you're smoking is? We know the police when we see him. Most deaf We know the police when we stand We can't tell

We know the police when we see them You can't trip us We know the police when we say You want to go to jail We know the police when we see them We can tell We know the police Y'all see the bitch

With the SpongeBob house On her head Yes, I told you Oh I just seen that No, you're talking about a lady right there Yeah She got that head

Dave Chappelle Hand on and That's that Dave Chappelle Should I get him Should I get him? Women be shopping! Women be shopping. You can not stop for women for shopping.

Should I get him? Women be shopping. Should I get him? Should I get him? Are you stupid than a motherfucker Should I get him? Shut up. Yes, Biscu.

Yeah. This is the 85 South show, man. I got ADD. I can't sit there. This stage big and fuck. I'm going to use it. This is the auditorium, nigga. Go to the back, see who back there.

We then covered up the duct tape. What happened? Who you see? Oh, you're about to walk on. I'm going on the other side and see who over here. Yeah. See who over here. I'm going to sit right here wearing safe.

Because we is in Miami. I just stopped because you didn't want me to, baby. Y'all nigga Bush and I'm gonna stay right here. I know, you got that Chanel headband on the hood. Oh, nigger. I know you sell weaving nails and eyelashes and all that shit. Hell yeah. Let me see your purse.

Chico, my nigga from Kenya over here. So we got the purse made out of Michael Jackson's last glove. Oh yeah. I want to see that in real life. Oh, yeah. What's up, bro? Hell yeah. There you go.

That's the trap. Hey, girl. Joe, you look undecided. What's up, OG? Oh, she's going to trip. This lady's trying to trip me. You're going to trip me. Go trip me.

Got tennis in the building. D.C. They're on first 48 every day. We got playing with these niggas. Got everybody in this. I fuck with y'all. If something happened, I fuck with y'all. That nigg threw a cup at me.

Bro, I gotta get back to the stage. One lady to try to trip me. Nothing, a nigga through a goddamn laugh. It's ice in my shoe. Now, I'm trying to tell you're going to get robbed. Better come back. Let me see your sweater, baby. I got to keep my eyes on these things.

Take on your sweater. I know the hood when I see it. Oh, that shit player right there. But you put that cloak on. You'll disappear. You're being nonier. You put that on. This was your name.

When you go to sleep on that couch, you need to lay that across your back She got the sweater made out of snuffing love her gets burned You know like you said oh peter you put this shit on and be like my son works You look like you say a puppets lose you know what this is this that Wakanda is this your king What that coat feel like uh uh this this this this is this your grandma have on their funerals think she's stunting at the old on the old bitches. Yeah, we show gonna miss Henry Angwell.

It was a beautiful service. They don't even know who funeral they went to. They just there. I heard he was keen to my kid poker. You can't even hang that shit up. You got a tightest round of hang up by then. Just because you got on Jordans that don't mean you fresh. Well, we got some cold motherfuckers in hell boy.

They got the white people in the back. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Sitting here like your date didn't show up, man. What's she at, bro? She stood you up. She stepped out. White people both date tickets late. She had the pool.

What the fuck is you doing, brother? Don't be running up on. I'll be running. Where are you going? You don't run. You don't run. Boy, you're going to slow down. Hey, but I thought you got to run up out of him.

You're going to slow out of me. Bob, you don't get your goddamn boss. You're going to run up out of here. We might. Somebody walk this nigga to the bathroom, man. You think you're about to die down shoot this, bitch, you gotta fuck on, what? Oh, Lord, let me see your Air Force One.

Oh, hell no. Oh, I'm about to get on your head. Oh, hell no. Let me see you. Let me see that. Let me see that. I need that light. Look at that shit.

I'm on your ass. Lord. Damn. Ah, man. A man. A man. Lord, Jesus. You've been cut grass.

From the 99 to the 2. the 2000 looking ass. Them Air Force ones, the white dudes where when they come by Coke and alone. Remember, I weren't talking about you. Somebody walking to the bathroom. I thought they needed help. Well, he'd come back in and pat him down again.

Yep. Make sure you check his Air Force One. Make you sure you check it. When he come back in, pat him down. Check his Air Force One. Because his Air Force One's all. done make sure you're taking ever's wine yeah I see your tities from the top damn your tithes so big your tits look like an ass from the top god damn

tithes in the building y'all we got some tithes in the building tithes in the building some double tis in the building they all yours you need to take somebody and sell it these bids my bitch I thought you were smoking a blunt Hey, do you stress it? This bitch, she got a smoke now. Y'all see Chico Bean right here. This bitch in his smoking her ass out. D.C.

Well, everybody is pressing. We're in the California. This is like the Delta part. You see Chico Bean right there? Well, if you don't get to all states and good hands looking ass. You look like he's selling insurance. Hey, watch this. You and my salshaw.

He's on me. But I got on church shoes on the, what the day is? Church shoes with jeans. What the day is Sunday? The day Saturday. Yeah. Wrong day, motherfucker. Got on the Martin Luther King marches.

Y'all fuck with everybody. I know your heel hurt. Anytime you wear church shoes, your heel hurt. He got on regular socks with church shoes, stupid ass boy. But we'll take the show in there. Nick, what's up baby, girl? You got on them Fabo glasses, goddamn D4L, I can tell. Oh, she ain't bullshit.

Oh, where you going? Oh, that's you. Oh, y'all inspire each other. You made that thing get that Mohawk? Cut that shit all. What did they do, bro? That nigga too old to be having a mohawk. This nigga fart it too.

What you want old school? I want a mohawk. You sure? Yeah, go ahead. I don't know how it's supposed to go. But I think it goes scrape back. Ew. Yeah, yeah.

Look, they've been sneaking in fucking, don't know. They think don't nobody know. Who? Them too. They sneak in. Oh, they're sneaking. They sneakie.

That's a girl. I know. I know. That's what I said. Oh, yeah. She don't want to blow a cousin. I know you're a gangster because your cuff so thick, nigga, god damn.

You got the big cuff. Feel like somebody about to get baptized in this bitch in a minute. Somebody going to get up running the 85 show. It's going to be pink hair. She took her shoes off. She's going to do it right now. Your feet going to have all types of shit on the bottom with this carpet. She's with a nigga, but her real nigga texting her right now.

That's who the podcast for, women who take their shoes off anywhere. Stepping on chicken wings. Wow, wow, wow. What's up, Jay? How you doing? What's up? You look lovely tonight. Better start playing with me.

Yeah, my name. You look educated as hell Fuck a Cougar life fuck Nika look like he do calculus Chico you didn't see the nigga who do the calculus Nika do calculus right here Smart homie Kwan You don't see pop right here

Yeah I do he own a church I should have all my skates He a pastor Yeah, yeah How you doing Miss Lady? You look like that I'm a team make the good banana pudding Boy, we got Selena in this bitch.

Y'all didn't see Selena. Oh, Lord. Bidi, bim-bam, bam, bam, cheer. That's Roseanne. Shut up. Rosanna snuck in here with the niggas. I thought the bitch was white. You see that's it?

I thought the bitch was white. Thought the bitch was white. Oh, she's on that good cocaine. That bitch on that cocaine. That's what you get when you fuck with us. The truth come out. So what did you say some racist shit? Man, don't start a fucking.

You're talking with me, bruh. I'm, stop. What do you do? He was, the nigga with the dish rag on his head, right? He was trying to start some shit. He gave me to look like he was going to leave me alone. I see you with the no sides and the side burns, you're an asshole. That's a double entendre, no sides on the hair cut, sideburns on the face.

You gotta watch that, that's the police. Fuck the bullshit. My nigga swear he from Melbourne, Florida. This nigga is straight out of the average coast. Look like that nigga from that movie. I am the captain now. That's what I'm saying. That's Captain Earl Phillips, ain't it?

That's Luau-Ding right there, goddamn. Shut your ass up, bro. Lu-Alding in the building. That's my new bowl. Loua-Dadegh, Lu-Alding. Usain Boat. What's up, bro? Michael Blackson.

Usain Boat, it is... Hey, man, you got to... and stand up so diggers can see you bad. Come on, Ussein. A living big tall. Watch this. Yeah. Turn around, Usain, Boat.

Yeah. Oh. Cut the lights off in this bitch. I told you all that thing was from the Melbourne, Florida. Niggins stop lying. It's Usain Bo. Chico Come here

You ain't Chico, you ain't seen Who was that? They weren't You don't know what this is? No, who is that? Bro, you ain't watching living color men on film right in there,

stand up, she get Hated it! Just fucking with your own chill outs. Oh my God. I love this shit, man. I love this shit, man.

I love this shit, man. Oh, my God. I'm glad to what me. Shut up. You make people cry when you fuck with her. I do not make people cry. She laughed and sat down. Fuck you, you're stupid.

She ain't even cry. She's happy, still happy. Well, I'm saying. You the nigger hurt people feelings to be saying fucked up shit about them. Hold up, cut that shit. I ain't made that bitch cry. You did, I've seen it.

The bitch cried because she had something in the eye. D.C. made the girl cry, man. What I do? How I do it? Tell him the truth. We'll tell him how you did. Tell her the truth, nigga. You did.

On Wild and out, y'all, y'all seen it. He's Jay Banks. Yeah. It was this nigga who made it. When you first heard the shit, that wasn't the first thing he thought that that nigga did it. But listen, Loz. I'm tired of getting blamed.

I'm gonna put it out. He did it. They've been blaming us three, though. They was like, he did it, but he didn't do shit. He didn't do shit. I ain't do it, no. You really, you really didn't do shit. I really, I really didn't do nothing.

I just kind of gave a little, you know what I'm saying? Like, pah, bitch, stop playing on me. How you hear that? You feel? Pah, my bitch, stop playing with me. Hell, I let them know I had the pistol, yeah. She ain't want no smoke. She didn't want to.

She just started crying on some dumb shit. DC ain't ain't ain't anything to her. He talked like he regularly talked. Tell him what happened, though. We on stage playing the game, right? There's some inside shit, right? We on stage playing the game. Shut up, bitch, listen.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. We're on stage playing the game and when we're playing the game, you know what I mean? We're playing like a different version of So Fly. So we'd be playing a game called So Petty. Show what? So DC. It was a petty ass game? It was a petty game. So this all fly says,

all my niggis said. He said, Something like Nick Candace Opetty and some shit like that. You know, he really wanted Cardi B, but he bought Azea Banks' little ugly ass instead. But D.C. called everybody a little ugly ass. He didn't call his daughter little ugly ass. He called my mom a little ugly ass. Everybody, little ugly-ass girl. Then she started talking shit about my name.

You ain't gonna never gonna be anything. You're never gonna make it. You're gonna be broke the rest of your life. You're an asshole, fuck you. And D.C. didn't say nothing. What I say, what I say? You didn't say nothing. You said, I'm gonna save it for the wild style.

And that nigga just ran around. building did she kept talking shit if fly got back on stage hold up hold up i got i grabbed the mic again she that bitch said something about me again i grabbed the mic and i said i'm gonna say for wise time and i ran it off again then she kept talking a bitch kept talking and then flag came back and hit her one time one good time about her braces and then she it was right in the mouth it was oh it was old out to that i hit her i tied that oh hoo hoo it was all away from there it was all way from there it was Alright, let me tell you what I said. Okay, the bitch says something about me.

She said something about me. First of all, I didn't know who she was. You feel what I'm saying? I didn't know she talked about people online, you feel what? And I always wanted to say something to the bitch, but I didn't know who the fuck the bitch was. You feel what I'm saying? So I got the bitch on the show.

The bitch on the show. She said something about me about three or four times, so I finally grabbed the mic. So she had braces on her teeth. But she didn't have the wire on the braces. So I said, you need to fire your dentist with his stupid because he took the wire and told you to keep the mail to. Then she started crying.

Then she started crying. Then she started crying. And everybody went there. We was laughing so goddamn hard. She was so mad at me because I was on the floor laughing at this niggins. It wasn't that he said that shit. He kept going like this.

And she only had him on the bottom. You feel, so I'm like, what happened to the top, motherfucker? That was it. And she just started crying. And I thought they were playing, because they the first time the producer ever was like, D.C., stop, get off stage.

I'm like, fuck no, I'm having the blast. I'm fucking this bitch, up, you hear me? I'm like, fuck that. Ah, Wiley, why are that? I'm living it, you hear me. So the disc, I swear on everything, y'all, she could not take it. They came to me.

And you know, I'm a street nigginess, So now I'm starting to get mad. I'm like, hey, man, y'all start coming to me, man. You feel me? Like, I ain't ready to do shit to the motherfucker, you feel me? Like, then I see that, like, she over that crime. I'm like, man, stop playing. I looked.

I'm like, ooh, that big crying? But as a real nigga, y'all, everything I love, but I'm a real nigga, I don't never. I'm a lover. I ain't no fighter, you feel me, not against no woman, you feel me? So when I made her cry, my masculine, you know, went over there, were like, okay, listen, man, I don't disrespect people, so listen, if you felt disrespect it,

what did I say? I'm gonna apologize. Nick talking to the bitch. We're in front of the audience, so I'm doing this in front of everybody, you feel me? Like, they're just genuine. I'm like, I don't want to disrespect you, baby. What did I say?

She said, back up while I spit on your head. I said, I'm like, bitch, we in Atlanta, bitch. I'm at home. My pistol is in the building. But you know what? I ain't need a trip, you feel me? I already knew she came with some niggas,

so I stopped talking to her because I already knew what the fuck I was in to say to her. And I said, oh, she got some niggas here. They over there. So I go over that to the nigger. I go over that to a niggas. I was like, look, y'all are her representative. What did I say that was disrespect for my nigger?

That nigger looked me dead in my eye. He said, bro, you ain't no disrespect for that nigger. Just leave her alone, bro. I'm like, no, I just said, talking about the big braced, bro. You see him. That's it. Why she crying? He's like, bro, you scraped.

And from now, I was like, back then. She doesn't cry, baby. Start the game for an hour and a half. I felt like that nigger. You see what I was doing? The whole time, I was just in the bag, acting like I ain't know what happened. What happened?

What did he say? Nigger. Is everybody all right? D.C. and tell you, nigga, I'm in the floor laughing. I don't ran around the stage three times. It's like she crying. I ain't need a sad night.

Ah, shit. I don't know that nigga got to get me. But the crazy part about it. I want to tell her, like, man, your music, fire, man. You're beautiful, baby. Like, don't do all that. You be on that talking all crazy. You very opinionated.

And you got your shit to say. So when you meet a nigga, Like me, who don't give a fuck about life, bitch. But she don't even really have a reason to be mad. I don't like how she went on line and lied. I tried to say, you said something about her skin tone and shit. Yeah, man, I just called her ugly, a little girl. I called everybody that.

Don't give a fuck. Who you, my mama, my daughter, ugly, a little girl. Right. That's just how the fuck he talked. That's how we talk. We talk for love. She don't even really have a reason to be mad. Like we were saying, Lowe's the real motherfucker that had a reason to be mad with Safari.

That nigga should have been mad. That nigga caught that mean. Hey, I knew for a fact he wanted to fight. Yeah, I thought we was gonna have to see that. When you was done, when you were saying that shit, I already had my fist like this. I was like, boy, I hate, boy. You tear his ass up.

Yeah, he, I thought we was trying to see that. He took it like a G, though. He took it like a soldier. Real nigga, man. He took it like, you could tell you, he came back. Didn't nobody take the shit better than designer though. Oh, designer called one.

Designer took the shit. He was just in there like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The crazy part about it, he liked that shit. Ah, they got on me, kick, kick, kick, kick, yeah, yeah, keep on, yeah, yeah. I'm like, this nigga is crazy for real. Boy, that nigga texted me the other day. I was like, what in here are you going?

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not. I audio text that nigger. I said, man, stop playing, man. Stop fucking play. That nigga speak yabababoo. That nigga, designer, start texting you to see the goddamn lines for long as a motherfucker. Like, when is the message going to come, man? There'll be nothing.

It's just being emojis. You got to figure it out. Now, make sure y'all watch this shit, though, man. Smile, happy, talk to you later. I think that's what it would be. We would have never told you all that shit happening if she wouldn't win online and said all that You know what, to be, I killed quiet on the local. I was like, damn, OG getting the bat five for that shit, you feel me?

And I'm, I'm sitting there like, damn, so I had 10 more. I'm like, oh, gee, you're great. He's like, man, hey, I'm good, man, you know what I'm saying? My energy, you know how he talks. My energy is so solar. I'm like, I'm like, I'm just calling to make sure you could. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's what made me mad that she got on.

She's going to get online the next day. She didn't say, nothing on stage, get on the next day and talk about something. Nick said he's going to pray for us. She's going to like, well, pray for your immune system. I'm like, I wanted to go so crazy, bro. But I felt like that was all in her plan, you feel me? Right. I'm just like, oh, that bitch just don't even know.

I'm gonna, uh, she's made one more post by O.G. It's going down. I don't give a fuck what happened. I'm gonna make this bitch cry cry. Cry, cry. That's a different type of cry. Every nigga in, no, cry cry is a different type of cry. Cry cry is that cry you used to say

when after you tried to explain how your mama whoop your ass. That's what he was trying to make her. Did they sit, sit, say, say, ha, ha, look, look, look like a dopamine pincher. Like, that's what the fuck was gray happening. But this is the thing, though, this is the thing. She made it so crazy because she went on there and she started contradicting herself. She was saying about how we went on there and started talking about black girls and all these disgracing black girls.

And then she's talking about some, that's why I don't get these niggas, no pussy. I just only fuck with white men. I just want the white dick. I'm like, uh, bitch, you're doing the same thing. Hoodland looking up. That's your hand me though, man. You can't please everybody. What you say?

She's going to watch it. I don't give a damn. It's the truth. Fuck it. The truth don't hurt. I don't think they're going to show that shit. They ain't going to show it. They ain't going to show it.

They're going to be scraged. They're going to make her a little real good. Nick, if I was Nick and that bitch went on there and said shit about my lupus, that shit would have been on that day. Nigger, I would have, I would have, like, nigga. Uncut. I would have played the whole shit. Play the real deal.

So you could show, so you could just show how when you fuck with people who is covered by God. Right. Lori. You can't, you can't. You can't, you, listen. I tried to lead it, bitch. I said, listen here. I'm going to save it.

I didn't even have nothing for the bitch. I didn't even know what I was going to save. Right. I was just like, I'm going to save it. I didn't even know what to save, bitch. I don't know you. But get what? When I went around that bill and I had some four ass, I was like, ooh-wee.

When I hit back on this stage, she said something else, I'm going to tell her braces. I was excited, nigger. The greater part about it when she said, back up, I'm going to spit on you. I looked at her mouth, I seen all that word. I said, but she'll spit on you. You better. You better back up. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna eat that bitch.

That was like, hey. That shit would have made your skin melt off. She was like, yeah. She was like, you better bag up fire. She spit on you. That girl crazy is hell, man. She got that spit like reptile off motor combat, nigger. No, she got that reptard spit.

I was like, no. That shit fucked up, man. She ain't had to do that shit, though. And the crazy part about she got good music, man. She's beautiful. I like all women, bro. Beautiful Black Queen. I don't give a fuck if she see this.

Listen, you are beautiful. little ugly ass girl. Okay? God damn, my nigger, your music is great for the people who listen to it, okay. Right. But at the end of the day, don't do that shit by OG. You almost got it, for real.

For real. That's OG, that nigg said some lies, man. You know what he put us on the platform and then look at us now, we got this shit. You feel what I'm saying? We're doing our own thing, so we gotta make sure we take care of the motherfucker who took care of us. You did what I'm saying?

That's what I just said about the nigger Nick, man. I just said that on two. on Instagram, like, it's one thing for a motherfucker to be a boss. There's a lot of niggas out here that claim to be bosses and to put you on, quote, unquote. But a nigga type of nigger that put you on

and he's still beside us the whole time when he was putting us on. And not only that, let us make the jokes about him to get our shit off. So you got to appreciate a nigga like that. They got to the point I got tired of talking about the nigger. I'm like, nigga, anybody anybody's going to keep talking about your ass, boy?

I know you. I ain't seen Mariah since I've been knowing you. I've been lying the whole. damn time. I'm going to start telling the truth. Tell it. Nah, nigger, good, nigger, he on dessert that shit. She said, bro.

At all. Some shit you could just tell the type of shit people say back. The crazy part about it. When you just, when you do sit the people and you watch them show their true colors, you said, see, make, and just watch the show. I watched this shit all day the whole day. I said, well, this bitch evil. This bitch, Craig.

I ain't never saying nothing about this bitch again. She was going in. She said this. She called us. B.C. you rejects, niggas, she said... She talked about that thing. Hold up. You see how, you see?

Brut. She called us. She said we was homophobic homosexuals. That ain't true. How the fuck can you be both? You can't. This she was talking about the people in the crowd. She said, that's why you stay in a $750 apartment.

Bitch, I wish. No bullshit. Shit, I wish. I'd be trying to get their ass down all the time. So you're on 19? You sure. Because if I give you a little bit of a nigga, I'm still paying. You're stupid.

Stop. Cut my lights on, nigga. Leave folks alone, bro. We ain't on the show to try to fuck nobody up or embarrass nobody. We just be playing. Everybody ain't planned. And if you don't like some shit, you don't want us to say nothing. Just tell the, nigga, they tell us all the time.

Don't say this. Don't say this. Don't say that. Hell no. They're going to walk off if you say that. You'd be like, damn. Then don't nobody get told that shit more than Carlos Miller. Why?

Why? Don't say this the most, nigga. Because you don't give a fuck. I'm supposed. How do you give a fuck? They tell you not to say shit. They cut my mic up. Yeah. They know that's the shit you gonna say.

Soon as he says some shit, my eye get lit. I'm like, yeah, and yeah. Yep. They've been telling me, and Carlos not to say shit since we came on the show, nigga. That first season we was on that, motherfucker. They was putting us to the side, yeah, we got such and such coming.

Don't make any jokes about the shit people want to hear you make jokes about. We're like, what the fuck, man? That shit was crazy. Hey, man. They scared of getting sued. You can't blame them, though, because we can't say some pretty fucked up shit.

Yeah, we did. Ooh, shit. I don't seen some shit. See, my shit was just epic because it was over the top. Right. But boy, well, you man, told a goddamn win the wig.

Oh, yeah. That nigga, Emmanuel, came on stage and said, hello, Mr. Williams. Oh, I'm sorry, Miss, Ms. Williams. I'm my glasses. I ain't had my glasses on. I'm like, this nigger is. It's crazy.

Fuck the whole game up. We couldn't even play no more. That bitch was playing at first. He said, Mr. She said, tell the way. Then he said, all right, so who do you think? Hey, hey, hey, I want you. Check them?

Check them. Hey, did you check him? Hey, did you check him? He came back. Quick at hell. Yeah, damn show did. I just wanted y'all to see that I wasn't being facetious when I was talking.

Let me see one of your forces, Monday. Take them off, man. His brother did. You see these right here? He with you? Guess what? This is the nigga that we don't trust that liberty high.

The nigga that wear these? Guess what we gonna do? Because I'm a real nigga at the motherfucker. Uh-oh. Oh, shit, I thought I was a real nigga. Yeah, you ain't got nothing on you. Shit, I can't be a real nigga right.

This is what we gonna do. Because you came and fucked with the 85 South Show. We're gonna buy you a new pair of Air Force Warns, all right? We're gonna get you a fresh pair of forces, all right? That's real shit. We're gonna buy you a fresh pair of forces, all right? Hey, Tico, I was trying to be a real nigga, right?

I was like, hey, yeah, you know how we doing that 85 South show. Yeah, shit. Yeah. I can't be no real, dick. I know I ain't got no money. I just go ahead and make the promise. Checo, that niggins fly on like, I'm a real... I'm a real...

No, man, go ahead, bro. Just watch them, bitch, when he gets... Damn, I don't feel bad. I'm like, dad, he got on the one. We're going to get you some new ones, man, since you fuck with us. Some fresh ones. Nigger. We're going to get you right.

We're going to get you right, boy. We're going to get you right, boy. Now, because you were killing them, I was gonna make a moment, you feel him. I was like, hey, yeah, fucking' them shoes, but we gonna be real, niggas, and-uh. She'd give him about 20, 30 minutes, I'll be right back to fix them shoes for you.

You start me right in my proposal. Like, I was just been to set. But then when I realized I ain't have my funds, I couldn't let you know what I was gonna bless you with. We still gonna bless you, white boy. We got you, man. We're gonna get you some fresh forces. You gonna fuck them.

gonna fuck him up in school on whenever you go back. Nigger. That niggia ain't in school. He's a rapper. That nigger, rapper. Yeah, he's a rapper. Your mix take gonna be five when we get you these new forces, name.

Whoever fuck them up like that, don't be around them no more. They're a bad influence on you. But you know what, the nigger came to the, he probably walked to the ship. So that just showed how much support my nigger really got for us. God led him here, because he knew what we were gonna do. And look what we're doing.

God put the forces on them and just walk, niggas, just walk you walk, you walk. He said, hey, boy, let the force be with you. Let the force be with you. Hey, boy, you don't understand how I'm about to let the nigger down, though. I did not, boy. That nigga, D.C. got to pat in his pockets like a nigga asked for his money back. Shit, you said $20?

Shit, last. I mean, you know, I'd be doing them little niggins in the hood like all the time. I'd be mad. I'd be like, damn, let me get a Donald Zee, but I got you. Why don't you? Ah, shit. I ain't got you today, Lennig, I ain't got you. Oh, shit.

Rebellity. Nigger, I'm done. Oh, shit. Don't force me to stay. Don't force anything. What's your name, O.G.? Exactly. Where you're from, Zay?

Boston. Boston. Boston. What you doing down here, Zay? Boston. Huh? Yeah. Fucking right.

Don't make it seem like you just came out here for a nigger, my nigger. You came down here for real nigger's, nigger, shit. And I came down here, man. I want to come down here, man. I love this shit, I love me in the Florida. That's what I was just saying, man. They got some of the most beautiful women in Florida in the world, man. All different flavors of women, nigger.

Like I said, I seen that bad bitch pushing that corn truck. I was like, man, I can really change her life right now. Who said? I know I can buy all. all her corn and it wouldn't even fuck my whole nothing. You should have bought it all. Should have just kept buying corn. Shit.

I went to finger licking. About one at a time. So shit, what are you from? Give me another one. Give me another one. Every time I come down here, I go to finger licking. What I get me? You know what I got?

The finger licking wing. I got the lemon pepper wing. Stop playing. You did what I'm saying? I got the macaron cheese. Okay. Got the collard. Got the red pepper cake.

And that was just for me. Come on. Y'all got a hook fishing chicken down this motherfucker. I fuck with hook fishing chicken. Who the fuck it is? Nigger, it's a hood spot. Hook fishing chicken, niggins. There's always some gangstass Haitian niggas in there,

but their fish is good than a motherfucker. What they said, we gotta try that shit before I mean. Oh yeah, nigga, hook fish and chicken, then you gonna have to run it to one of them niggas with a big three. I buy food from any nigga I see with a grill down here. I always run up on the Jamaican with the good jerk chicken. The nigger who don't talk to nobody, he just look at you. He just look at you.

I gotta be sure. And by bitch. He'll never say shit to you. Then some ladies show up, you never seen $7. You want the rice with the seven? You want the rice too? $9. Macaroni.

Bring them on macaroni. Them spice always don't gas up. Nigger. Let me get the ox tail. We don't have no ox tail now. You're like, what you will? Let me get the jerk chicken. out of that too.

Like, what y'all got? What you want? Like, nigger. I just know they got the curried chicken. I already know. I don't need what you want. Curred chicken. You don't want the curry?

Ain't know what I said, bitch? I want curry with chicken. That's what. Ah! Then y'all got the Cuban motherfuckers down here. They got to be. Look at her, that's right. You ain't no Cuban, bitch.

You're white. You white and Mexican. Cuban motherfuckers. They talk to you. They all sound like. They don't deal. You say you want to do, what do you want to do? You want to do it.

You want to do anything. What you say? You're a Cuban. What part of Cuba are you from? Ah, you're from. Ah, you're American. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. I know she was white.

You're stupid. I'm Ethiopian, bitch. No, he's Ethiopian. Who? My name from Melbourne, Florida. Hey, I bet you that nigga can swim like a motherfucker. A motherfucker, I just know it. I bet that nigger can do anything like a motherfucker.

That nigg can be a computers out of paper clips and shit. Hey, hey, look, that nigger know how to build renewable energy. Hey, get up real quick. I want to see something. Come here, man, you race that nigga. It's a hundred, go. That nigga, get up. What the fuck does they want, man? I get

up again. What the fuck, Chico? I am not... My nigga has a long alley. I bet that that nigga be driving. That nigga be all the shit be all way up here in his face. That nigga going to call back the after I am now a part of 85 South Shore. Okay, let's do it. On your mark, giraffe, said go. That nigga can't run.

That nigga started walking like one of them big time. He can't run. He can't run. He can't run. He can't. He can't. That nigga went like this. He said, nope, not going to do it.

Not going to do it. What if that nigger would have just started dancing like childish Gambino. Oh, nah, nah, nah, no, oh, no, oh, nah, oh, la, oh, nah, oh, oh, nah, oh, oh, oh. Ha ha. I can't fuck with y'all, man. Ain't say to white, ooh, who that is in that dream dress? Ooh, you about 42.

Oh, shit. I just want to put my penis in you. Stop being rude. Why, that shit goes straight to the parking lot? That's a parking lot right up? No, they doubt. They're leaving. Oh, shit.

They said, fuck this shit. No, they just tape me and say, man, y'all going over your time, man. Oh, yeah, we gotta get y'all out here. The other line outside. Get what I take back. I don't give a butt. Well, I don't get fuck even. We fuck with y'all, man.

We ain't in any shit. Hit her with the happy feet. I'm so happy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's when that fake check cans. You're like, well, that shit hit for real, boy. Let's get up out of you, buddy. Why that seat?

Hey, D.C. Hey, that's how he put his Air Force once on. That's what I was just about to say. You better stop moving like that. Your force is going to look like Xavier. Hey, what side you were, bro? A nine. You're a fifty nine and a half.

You can have these motherfuckers. Oh, shit. That's beautiful. I'm used to being badfooted, man. This shit normal to me. Take a piss. I got your, nigg. We're gonna do it at the end of the show.

Because that's now. Shit. Hey, that nigga, we're doing a meeting greet. D.C. looked like when you, with no socks on, remember we used to have to ask your mama because your home boy spent the night? I'm not thinking that come over your house and make myself at home.

Hey, what you say to Capri, son? Your mama, like, why he's in my bed room? You see that friend that come over your house and go in your mama room. They get in my room. My son, me, John. Ooh, your mama got a big bed. Your mama got a big old bed.

I'm the nigg. walking in a hall, knowing your mom just took a shot. I don't think you go down and stay and get some water. But then I get scared, because they got a big-ed-dog right now, I'm screaming. Oh, shit. Hey, man, thank y'all for coming out and supporting the 85 South Show. Come on, though.

Let me ask you. If you walk around here and you see anybody with a camera, man, one of these people, one of my nigga, Craig, Joe, somebody going to have the camera, man, stop and say what's up to the 85. by and self show, man. We'll put your ass on. Have y'all ever been to a show like this before in your life, man?

That's what we mean, man. It was all a dream. My Air Force Warns used to be clean. I'm just fucking around. I'm thinking about that there is a long-ass walk to that hotel. I might need to wear them bitch your back right quick. Until I go get my flip-flot, little nigga. But I had to wait, buddy.

I don't let the nigga down twice, shit. Hey, you're a terrible. You're a terrible human. You know how real if a nigga, D.C. is? He's going to have to do the whole next show with his shoes off, that's a real nigga. That nigga. I'm going to get my flip-flop.

Oh, yeah. Y'all make sure y'all stay tuned to the 85 South show. We got some big shit coming for y'all. Subscribe. Go on YouTube. Subscribe. All the corporate people leaving. Appreciate y'all.

Miami. We love y'all. Wow and out. Make sure you watch Wild and out. If you thought the Azale, your bank shit was crazy, it's going to get even crazy than that. Oh, shit, it's going to get real real. Make sure you stay tuned.

If you got a meet and greet ticket, I guess they're going to tell you what to do. Stay here. What they do with the meet green? We love Miami. All right, we'll catch y'all on the next round. We love Miami. Sing that shit.

We love you, Miami. We love you Miami. He looked like church on a Sunday. when he asked for that last offering niggas like I don't gave it four times What's up, bro? How you living? What's up, my nigga?

Miami hustlers. Cocaine Cowboys, Volume 16. Let's be yours, gee. Damn your shoes, man. And we're going to get you another pair, man. Yeah. And we're going to get you another pair. You got two of the bitch.

I got you. Come on. One of y'all fine-ass women. Come sit on this couch with us real quick. Somebody who's fine. Selena, come sit on the couch right quick. Cillian. Cillian, nipples, get in here, nipples.

Selena. Look at your daughter. Hey, J-O-W-H-O-E. Oh, hold on me, hold on, let me, hold on the couch right here. Hold on, let me get back in with you. I'm sitting on the couch with your mama now. Just sitting on the couch with your mama now. Just sitting on the couch with your mom.

mama now I'm sitting on the couch with your mama now ooh we're chilling we chilling oh we're chilling me and your mama them chilling we're just cooling me and your mom me and your mama what's your name oh that's your mama oh that's your Pilar! Now your son getting jealous. Get my steps, son. Three kids. All right, let me get mad. All three kids. Even your other son, he stopped smiling. Thank y'all for coming out. I want to sit on the couch with somebody, mama. We got pictures all over the place. Grab you one. I went my Mexican tubing. I'm going to be.

Where are you talking about? I'm going to say, man. What's you think about? Real live energy, they went around, they interact with everyone. They just got it real. Thank you, D.C. Bless me. Enjoy the live podcast.

She's a new fan. I've been a fan. Since y'all was in the trap and I watch all that work. I do, but we had a ball. It was awesome. It was awesome. It was awesome. It's up for my birthday.

That was the best. Happy birthday to the birthday people in the building tonight. Appreciate y'all, man. Thank you. That's all right there. I love with us out. Joe. That's where you need to be to be too in.

You stupid? Yay. We love me. We like that. Shout out with B.C. Young Cloud. And I hold 85. 8.5. Song Show. 85 South Show. We love you. Thank you for coming.

85 South Show from the M to the Mung, Montgomery to Miami, baby, 85 South. Take a video on the couch, baby. Appreciate it. Oh, shit. You don't spill liquor all over my mama couch. Motherfucking came in here with him. You're gonna look out for the niggie. He's about to fucking up for you. I don't know, what a pin in?

You ain't got no bed. You know, you know, you know, you know, fuck these big ones. You know, you know, went home, try to get your hub in the job. Now he up here,

fucking up for you. Right. See why you can't help, niggas out something out. And that is the reason why. I need them all. Yeah, tell the day I go work.

Oh, do some damn work. Shit. Tell me, that's why he got on an orange shirt and you got a red shirt. I ain't got no money. He don't want to work. He doesn't want to do security.

I'm going to take his shirt. Fuck you. What you fucking me and following her. I'm going to do security. I'm going to do security right here to do. Where will you go to that woman do security? Top flight. Top flight.

Top flight. Top flight security of the world. That don't mean shit. Hey. Hey, listen, Ma, I can't get no shirt. The fuck. That ain't here. See, you mind.

Get on the bus with him. Who? I ought to get home. See, that's your problem. She got you a job and you gotta fuck me a job. See, that's what you're gonna' motherfucking' nigga now. All we're talking about what a motherfucker woman got. What happened?

She ain't get me shit. She ain't get her. Fuck my own-j. You get like, I didn't say shit she did. I feel like that I have a case. Listen, you get it up to my pop, man. I just need more, OG. You need a more cup.

Burn that shit. It's for her. It's burning. It's for her. See, he's so mad because everywhere, every event he goes to, he gets shit. But when I get it, he don't want to sit. I get hats and all, fuck that shit. Go ahead, I ain't got no pig.

You're the middle one. You're the middle one. See that? Welcome back to 85 South Show. My name is Carlos Miller. What we just did, we just performed over here at the James L. Knight Center down in Miami. We had a smashing great time. Stay tuned so you can see what has.

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