The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The VMA Recap with B. Simone | Ep. 39

Episode Date: September 2, 2016

Karlous Miller, Clayton English, and B.Simone recap the MTV video music awards, the perfection of Teyana Taylor and Colin Kaepernick refusing to stand up for the national anthem plus they share there thoughts on Chris Brown and the police. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With nothing on it? Manila ice cream is so good. Fuck them crazy ass. What do you want? Sprinkles? No, I'm a chocolate type. You know what I'm saying? I like shit in there.

It got to be ice cream plus sub bill. Oh, cookie dough. Yeah. Don't just get me. Do you eat raw cookies? No, that shit will kill you. I mean, it's always still good. No, don't do that.

You can't eat, like, the whole thing, but you didn't. I mean, out of all the ways to go. Hell no. Do you think she's too, do you think she's too slim? You wouldn't do that? You wouldn't do that? Sharp teeth and off. You ain't even see the teeth, but if you said it's sharp teeth, you're going to smash. You think she's too slim. I mean, what are you trying to do. Like, what are we talking about. What are you talking about?

with you. Yeah, like, if she's too slim if you had to have your, you know. Did you see the ass bounce when she was going, I did that in the mirror after I saw it. Bro, I, oh my God, I'm going to do that on the show today. I don't know. I've been practicing.

I don't know nothing about weight. I don't know that move. I don't know how you're going to do it. I can do it if y'all move the mics. I can't. I can't see weight. All I see is fine. Like, if you're fine, I don't give a fuck how much you wait.

She was phenomenal. She's so talented. What, yes. Fine, just fine. If she's eight feet tall and weigh 380. That she's been eight feet tall, but she weighed 400 pounds. She's average. Two hundred and thirty-two pounds and 80s.

At this point, Godzilla. 85. 85. 85, hey. Well, shit, welcome back. Are we here that we started? We should. That was a great intro.

Just do it. That was interesting. You wouldn't? We're doing the intro now. Okay. Well, welcome back to another episode of the 85 South Show. It's your man, Carlos Miller. Man, play in the name of Sabado, Domingo.

Are we recording? Yeah. Are we recording? No, yeah. That's B-Simone, man. She just wanted somebody to introduce her. We were trying to boost our confidence. She don't need no confidence.

First of all, I got so bougie in the last two weeks. What made me boozy? Movie then came out. Okay. And then you didn't get like another million views on you. elementary school this is nothing new you just got out of elementary school like seven years ago

fuck as you talking to you still you just you're fresh out of come on it's me how you doing B-Simon good glad you back man did y'all miss me we did what you're doing without me I just met you I don't know let me give you the proper introduction

I'm just playing I know about you I heard about you this we're glad to have you I'm glad to be here I'm glad to be here while you're nice to meet you this is my home girl B Simone lovely to be Simone lovely to meet you She's funny as hell She got a movie out

I know I know she was in the movie I'm just putting the actual face Yeah she just They just had a movie We got it We got the shit Digital Lives Matter

Digital Lives Matter What's the website? What's the website? Ratchet people meet forward slash digital lives matter No I don't know I know it's on iTunes

You can download this shit It's a link It's a link on DC page Where you can go to that shit It's a link I'm not in it They skip right over me DC and the movie

Yeah so he got the link on his page You got the link I'm asking did you get a ticket I didn't I was out of town Get a ticket I'm saying you buy it online And watch it at home I know the nigga who made the movie

I can get it on the disc I got a disc I got the shit on the disc I got the disc With the nigga wrote it on there Hashtag did the live matter That's not imperative That's not imperative right now

All right well act like I don't know people Be Simone I know the nigga he got me A disc. It doesn't come out on DVD. I told you, I know the nigga. He wrote the shit with a sharpie. Hey, this is a prototype.

All right, my nigga, I ain't going to show nobody. I wasn't supposed to let them know that I had a hard copy. But you forced me. You forced my hand. I'm trying to act like I don't know motherfuckers, man. But welcome back. You know, I don't, I personally, I don't give a fucking about you. I'll tell you the real shit all the time.

But you have a lot of followers who love you. And they say, oh, be Simone. You couldn't wait for me to come back. I was like, shit. I can't wait for Be Simone to come back, man. This time you got just- I'm so glad they loved me. They do.

You got some loyal-ass followers. I know. From what they, what they, look. Let's read to do what they say. Let's read some comments. Let's do what they're saying. Read the shit, bro. Come on, man.

You got some? Shaka Thompson, man, y'all star is rising. Keep grinding. Oh, bring B. Simone back. She fits with the show. Look, first of all. Thanks, Shaka. Don't tell us what to do, Shaka.

Hey, every week. We brought her back. She's going to bring her back. But you want to feel like you got some power over the way. They're just trying to lead y'all in the right direction. She was going to come back. Every week.

Every week, it's like more and more motherfuckers try to tell us what to do. The hour goddamn show. Right, right. What else do they be saying? Every week, it's one nigga who's being my Instagram. Hey, fuck nigga, bring Chico back. Bitch, I'll be like, damn.

I can't. Like, give me a minute. Man. Hold on. All right. This is off you two, too. Arsonist, always strapped. Yo, keep these motherfucker fucking.

Back. keep this motherfucker are coming bad bitches funny jokes singing rapping and great stories I'm sorry that nigga he got excited in the comment he typed that shit excited yo

y'all right these motherfuckers are coming back bad bitches singing and raping in great stories yeah arson is always stay strapped jay his name is always stay strapped is he an arsonous well everybody's done

I got too many questions with that name is he an arsonous is he strapped right now is he always strapped because ain't nobody just walking around What's up? Calling this niggas always strapped. Start with Jay.

Yeah. So that means. He's just going to put the J in there with. What the J stand for? He put a space then the day. James. He said motherfucker are coming. Keep these motherfuckers.

Keep these motherfuckers are coming. He white. That was the old 70 slang I could pull it together. That's white. That's some white shit. These are motherfuckers are coming. That's right, Jack. And you hit me on the flip side.

He put this shit in the order of them porch. Bad bitches Funny jokes Singing and rapping And great stories Hey man Let me tell you something Playboy

We was out there We was a singing A rapping It was some bad Bitches And I just kept These motherfuckers A coming

Oh They did stop Coming They did not stop a coming Once they started a coming Everybody kept a coming And let me tell you something

else Cat Daddy You play that song You know I know what to do with it. I treat a bitch like seven up. Never have. Never, never motherfucking will. You know, I got a bitch right now. Motherfucking

a calling. These bitches need leadership. You know I lead a little leadership conference down at the planetarium every weekend. Be Simone, maybe you want to drive in, baby. Just dip your finger in the honey.

I just want to hit. When he's telling other motherfuckers about the show. Man, they got bad bitches, funny jokes, singing and rapping and great stories. Oh, they got to keep these motherfuckers are coming. Hey, even if you give us a positive comment

it ain't going to top that one. Keep these motherfuckers are coming, Jack. Hey, cast no bitch. That's what the day stands for, Jack. Jack. Oh, God. A arches always.

Stop, Jack. Oh, God. Y'all dumb. Y'all dumb. We got to check his page. What videos he got up? We got somebody to check his page, man. Oh, my God.

I bet he got a bunch of videos up. Stop calling these women, females. Oh, God. Keep these motherfuckers. Oh, shit. That's retarded. There we love you, bro. Whoever you are, man.

That was funny shit. Oh, man, we got some more comments that I heard. I spit all over. This shit. That's all right. Oh, Be Simone, you might know this, nigga. She's nasty, bro. But she just don't know.

I'm used to women wiping and spit and shit on me like this is just typical shit. Beesabon, don't let us ride out. We're on camera, too. You can't be doing a little nasty shit like you at the house. I'm the nastiest nigg on this show. You don't know me. Oh, my God. You might know this thing.

A guy from Dallas. Ain't you from out there way. guy from Dallas I'm from Dallas I have got to bowl this comment I can't stop laughing at it shout out to Tony Romo his motherfucker broke his back

did he his whole back his whole back he needs some milk he broke his back he needs some milk that's a good thing not really necessarily good thing but they got a better

quarterback than I hope you all right man Tony Romo right now but they got that but they got that Prescott though yeah he way better than Tony Romo Tony Romo you take your time B

Niggas get their back broke every week You go to physical therapy You go see You go hollered You go hollered You go to Denver You hollered who my man Peyton man in Holladack

Yo He got a whole new neck He got a go-go-gadgett neck Tony's hurt Put some on his boo-boo Hey man Let me see This shit

All right We out Cut the Monday night Football music out We can only use Eight seconds of that Eight seconds of the muddard Yeah we can only

only use eight seconds. That was not the Monday night football song. That's the old one. That was the beginning of a camera and so. Oh, okay. That's dipset. Dipset. That shit was produced by Freaky Zeke. This shit's like, Carlos, do the side-nigger videos again. In D.C., keep on grinding. You and Carlos, what? Because you're all

funny as fuck, bro, on my motherfucking mom. That means he for real. He said on his mom. Hey, that was a good comment. Y'all keep these motherfuckers are coming. oh this shit once they started to come and they just didn't stop jack once they had the episodes are coming out stop don't start again okay episodes are coming out every Friday keep they're coming no they are coming they are coming that's ridiculous

this shit got a little slick it's Nick Cannon should give you a boy's uh y'all own sitcom or something y'all too funny for a little bit thanks Lamont sanford it's Lamont S said that LeMont. Shout out to LeMont. You don't get your brown, brown, brown on face.

Oh, wow, wow. Hey, Nick should give a... I don't know why you think Nick just got extra shows that he could just give...

Hey, I told you. Like, you just Nick got some extra show laying around. He just give a nigga show whenever. Yeah, people... He has another show

besides Wallin' out? He got a whole bunch of shows. Nick owned like 11 shows and shit. Then the Nickelode for the, like, kids who don't like their parents. Like, they got a teenage Nickelode.

They got a teenage Nickelode. Yeah. Like, for Rebellions. And so you're saying it's separate Because Nicolode used to have Corrissa explains it all Well he like the president at that part That's how I figured out how you could just put a ladder up to a bitch window

And I don't know why her mom Be her friend Nickelodeo was never kid friendly just as a kid You didn't know that You grew up on Nickelode I grew up on Nickelode You look like he watched a lot of Gala Gola Island No I watched Disney

I remember Marisol Hens at Gala Gola Island Marisol was fine It's hell shout out to Marisol From Gala Gola at wherever she is I remember that show. She was the grown cousin who used to watch them. My brother and me?

I just watched a lot of Disney movies. Of the movies. That's how people always make fun of me because a lot of the black films I never saw like Boys in the Hood. You never saw that. No, I mean, recently. You saw it last movie. Netflix and chill.

You saw it. No. They don't even have that on Netflix. They do, though. Do they? They do. And like, what's the other movies? You got a search.

The wedding movie where they got married and he punched him. The best man. He punched him. Yeah. Yes. I love that movie. He beat him up because he fought. Oh, I just saw a beautiful.

this year. Yeah, and give us a review of juice. What happened in juice? Because your shit are real concise. Talk to us. They got married and he punched him in the face. Hold on this would be dope if you just saw this shit. No, not just.

Well, I'm just saying. I saw it 2016. Yeah, for the first time. And the part where he walked up and he was like, I'm crazy. But I don't give a fuck. That's my favorite part. You know, my favorite part is right after they rob old man Quillaz, right? And then they go in the little basement part.

You never even know, there's two. Park had two guns right then. What the fuck? The best part about me seeing juice is that I understand like all the rappers like, I got the juice man. I know what it means now. I never understood what I got the juice meant ever in life. You know the dude who said that? You never knew what the juice

at the end? He was like, you got the juice now? Yeah. That's my man Mitch Marchion. Shut out. He knew comedy. Yeah. That's him. That's crazy. And then when Drake said it in the song, something about juice, what was Drake's line? No, he said he used

a walkie-talkie just to get a beverage. That's totally different. But he was talking about juice. He didn't say what beverage. He wasn't specific. Did you like the movie? It was good. Because there's a lot of people like in the younger 22, 23 that they ain't seen those

classes like this. Yeah, you should. Definitely. Watch some of them old movies. Watch them. Yeah. Because it's not like they old. Like you're going to be able to relate.

But when you ask a black person their favorite movies, they're always going to say a black movie. My favorite movie is like white movies. Well, don't even tell us that. No, can I tell you all my favorite movie? This week, we're not really with that shit. Not this week. We can talk about it another time.

What's your favorite movie? I want to know. Are you ready? Besides Titanic. It's about to be some terrible shit. It's about to be some bullshit. Titanic. Oh, all right.

The notebook. Yeah, we good. And Old Boy. If y'all have not seen that movie, it's phenomenal. You like the new old boy? And the Japan version. No, the Japanese version. I've seen that one.

It's phenomenal. But your favorite movie ain't shit. And I don't know what's wrong with you. I think you was sociopoe painter. What do y'all think about? Her two favorite movies That's why I was like That's why I was like

Don't even finish The Japanese thrill Where a dude eat a live octopus No he never ate a live octopus You didn't see old boy then Wow Is that the Japanese version? Oh I haven't seen the Japanese version

I just knew there was one No Shut out to eat man Wow The Japanese version is way better When he was in the room No when he first got out What do you be watching

No I'm saying But that's the movie we're talking about He was stuck in a room Yes Have y'all seen Spike Lee directed the new one I didn't see that one. No.

Not especially because we don't like your choices at all. At all. And you're trying to make it seem like black folks like black people only like black movies

like he was going to pick some profound and deep movie. Where did you find time to watch that shit? What? Oh boy? I mean, I heard the motherfucker ate a live octopus on film.

So I had to go out of it. Okay, last movie. Last movie. Room. Yeah. You need a room. Do you know what movie I'm talking about? No.

What room? Okay. Can I tell you all about it real quick? No. Okay. Just read the fucking comment. Just read the fucking comment. See?

It's so good, you guys. No, it's not. See, you should have never told her she could just, hey, just feel free to interject. Feel free to jump in at any moment. She's talking about some crazy. He told me to interject. He shut you down and he knew what it was going to be. I'm so excited.

And I tried to see you with that. Okay, we're going to watch it later. I did. Watch this. Watch this. We'll watch it later. Clayton. Tell me what room is about.

Room. It's about a goddamn white dude who he gets lost, right? And he's like, fuck. It's foggy out here. I got to get a room. Like, I need a room. and he sees a hotel up in the cut in the hotel. It don't even say

hotel. It's the H and the M gone, so it's hotel. And he's not even sure it was a hotel. But he go and he go in and he go and, you know, he is outside rooms. You know the rooms that lead to the parking lot? No, it's the room that lead to the parking lot. You know where it's not the rooms inside. So he rang

the bell. And then when he rang the bell, some bats fly up in his face. And then a dude come in and he like, get a room. pick any room nobody's here and then the dude walks off and there's a wall of keys and he picked room with a weird number like 6661

or some shit and he go in the room and it's really the wrong room it was really 1999 upside down then a little girl come out to TV and eat him that's what that shit sounds

like I knew you know what the shit was about you ain't never seen the room yeah you ever lied by the movie. Hey, that shit almost killed me, man. I hate y'all. Anyways, let's read the more negative comments about me.

Negative? I mean, positive. Can you read? Because every time we ask you to read some shit. She tries to deflect here. She's like, read what? What? What's with all this read?

Fuck all these words on this paper about. I used to hate reading the paragraphs in school. They be like, you read. Don't worry. This ain't no paragraph because they didn't even this is just a comment. This is a run-on sentence probably. They don't even know how to use punctuation.

That's the problem. They don't use periods or comma. 18 exclamation points. She did real good. You're going to read it or not? Yes. Brittany Marie. I want to see her come back.

They got Clayton, Brady. Now I need be Simone to come back or have to be lit. All of them for one podcast. Oh, shit. They're trying to have a podcast, orgy. Shut up. Yeah, that's, yeah. Yeah.

See, well. That would be hilarious. Ha, ha, ha. We're going to set that shit up. Shout out to Brittany, Brittany Marie. Five hours. Yes, shout out. Yeah.

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I'm not as long as I'm associated with the podcast. Yeah. And shit like that and stuff. Hey, man, this is going to hell. Hey, what y'all been up to since your movie came out? Yes, my movie came out. DC Young Five. That's what's up.

Digital Lives Matter. Hashtag digital lives matter. What you do on that again? I play his groupie girlfriend. Yeah. A groupie girl. That's what, hey, but also I ain't even asked you about your shit that went viral last time you was on.

A lot of little clips that everybody keep posting this shit. The fuck boy video? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, me and the fuck boy are no longer. So you're going to delete the video, huh? Wow. Wow.

We're friends again, guys. So now the video don't have my name. Oh, okay. So that's a video where you're snapping. Mm-hmm. Okay. You seen the shit? I think I did.

I didn't know that was you until I knew it was you. I didn't even know it was her. You know what I'm saying? Because he was talking about it. But until she came and told me and she showed me the shit. The video are doing good, though. Fuck Boys can always be. be forgiven.

You're going to forgive them? Yes. All that good shit you said in the video, going to reverse. Motherfucking, it's going to start calling out. Skin going to be fucked up. They're going to have no job. Don't curse yourself now. She's talking about, oh, I can take it off.

No, you said that shit. You're going to fuck around and post a selfie, but your track going to be shown. You're going to fuck around and fall off because you forget that fuck, nigga. Yeah, but that video did do good. You have another one that's doing, hold up. We're going to get to that shit. You got another one that's doing really well. My So Gone Challenge?

That one, and the one where you, um, standing in the mirror. That one didn't do well. I'll say that shit every day. You standing there and you twir- On my page? Yeah, no, on my timeline. I guess you just got a whole bunch. On Instagram? No, Twitter. That's a whole, see, you're pimping on both sides.

You got the shit going up. I don't follow you on Snapchat, though, because I don't even fuck with you like that. I love my Snapchat. You should? It's funny. No. I just keep it on the Twitter, Instagram shit. I'm getting old.

I'm through fucking with social media. I ain't fucking with it. I need to fuck with it, but... You ain't fucking with it? I don't like all that access. You don't need to know what I'm doing. Don't ask me what I'm doing. I don't like questions being asked to me in my everyday life.

I want to point to what I order. Give me this right here. Do you want the combo? You know I fucking want the combo. I came in this bitch, didn't I? I don't like questions. Why did they ask you if you want the combo? Even if you don't want the combo,

give me the goddamn combo. No, because motherfuckers be getting... I didn't ask for this. Oh, well, you're going to see it in the price. Just act like you hook me up. I just wanted the sandwich. Yeah, that'll humble your ass real quick. I'll have a number one.

Blink, blink, dang. Oh, no, I just wanted the sandwich. Yeah, you got damn right. You just wanted the fucking sandwich. Speaking of the sandwich, man, this podcast is for my niggas who's still working fast food, but it's your second job because you got to make ends meet because you're trying to move out your sister house. That's who the podcast is.

This is a podcast for people who got out of. Yeah, this podcast is people who don't stop working, who ain't never stop working. This podcast is for people who had a job when they was in middle school. This podcast is for niggas who ain't got no job, but I always got some money. Yeah, there you go. I'm fascinated by those people. This podcast is for people that got a lot of money off their taxes with no fraud, because that was really your money.

You just overpaid. I never have a good this podcast one. I know. You know who the podcast is for, though? Girls who are chokers. This podcast is for all the people on Bees Simone Page who will be like, yes, bitch. Yes. I saw about three pretty

bitches do that house like I'm about to start doing that shit I'm not all of them you're a motherfucking laugh not all of them I've seen some of them all your followers are pretty

that's what you say you're a lot you got two of them look like bank robbers I was about to say I saw a bitch I saw one bitch and be some on comments

and look like Benny Siegel I did the truth Benny Siegel that's not true hey your father was fun with you in a real way

though it's not like it's not like it's not Like a lot of motherfuckers have a lot of followers But you got like motherfuckers who follow everything And they leave, comment And they really be like to read this shit Mm-hmm

What's your interaction? I FaceTime my followers sometimes Wow All your followers? No I'm not about to FaceTime 100,000 people I'm saying randomly

Yeah I'll just be like Hey guys I'm doing FaceTime Tell me what was my third YouTube video I ever posted And if they get the answer right I'll FaceTime them Oh so you give a little giveaway And what you're doing the FaceTime?

I'm like, hey, and they'd be crying. Real? That's crazy. That's what's up. Man, I got to get my motherfucking importance up. Yeah. I made some people cry, but it was because. Because you roasting them.

No, I don't do that. You don't roast? Does he roast, Carlos? He will. He will. Don't roast me. But that's crazy. That's the thing.

When you have a partner who don't really roast, and then when they do roast the motherfucker, he'd be like, this thing, must really just be in the mood to say, fuck y'all. Like, when Clayton started roasting the motherfucker, He really don't give a fuck about what they're talking about. How do you know what's the limit between roasting though?

I think when you start roasting personal shit when the shit ain't got nothing to do with the roast, be like, ha ha, that's why your father got killed. Right, right. When you start doing shit, it's just mean for no, because sometimes they just go above me on. Why you say that? Why fuck you say that?

And then also, you got to make sure that you know who you talking to and what you're saying. Get your ass beat up. Like you got to know that person. Certain people, sensitive shit. But that's the point of roasting You're trying to hit below the bill

No, this is what I'm saying It's certain fat dudes You can call fat all day Right You can call them Husky You say all that shit But you might say some shit Like shut your sloppy ass up

And he'd get pissed off Hey bro I ain't sloppy He been struggling He been struggling with the sloppiness For a minute Yo fuck that man I ain't sloppy

I beat the shit Right your ass Fat jokes is cool But once you say he got diabetes Right The nigga be like Yo fuck the eight My diabetes test

Hey, I'm waiting on some results right now. Right. That's when shit get real. Right. Skinny, nigga, might tell you skinny all day, but just, this narrow-ass, nigga. Hey, I ain't narrow. Whoa. Whoa.

It might just be. Watch your motherfucking verbiage, my nigga. It's just too deep. You can't go too deep. It's just, but you never know what Mike said somebody out, though. But, hey, if you don't jump into roast, if you don't want to get roast. That's why I've never roasted ever in my life, and I never will. Yes, you have.

Never. No. You have to. You have to. Let's practice. ain't no practice ain't no practice not about to play with you

come on what am I gonna do in a rust and shit now let DC do that he would teach you the game he really will he's so quick him and him and mani will win him that shit was crazy that shit was funny I only got bad enough

I'm laughing at the show I'm gonna laugh I don't get a fuck Who didn't like you laughing No I'm just playing I mean he wasn't Hey that shit was so funny though man You gotta check that out

I know you ain't you ain't listen to it She's too busy FaceTime and her follow Right. I ain't know the shit was that serious. That's why you got stalkers. Who FaceTime they followed? That's nice. Stop.

No, I didn't even know that was a thing to do. That's dope, though. I just saw you down in Miami. So that is kind of stalkerish. I did see you in Miami with some fine-ass women. Oh, you saw me in Miami. With some fine-ass women, too. I had fun.

I had so much fun. What you do? I was hanging out with my friends. It was my home girls' birthday. So we went out there and they had a pool party and, you know, a little pool mansion party. For real. Shout out to all the fine bitches at the pool party with fucked up feet. Yeah, they'd be trying to be slick with it

And where the joins around the pool Like, no, bitch, your feet wet, you're going to have foot fungus Or girls with the hair on the big toe Oh my God, that puts to be so snapping I have hair, oh, it's snapping That's snapping when she got the little hair patch on that big toe Oh my god I waxed it though

Not just that little patch It's like four hair Yeah, it's like right, oh nigger You got a lot of hair, no Show the cameras Oh, it's just a little Show the cameras because this is for the foot fetishes.

No, y'all got about it. No, this is a day. Our podcast is for everybody. I'm podcast for weirdos who like feet. No, because I'm telling you, motherfuckers who like feet like that. Just for girls with hair on the top of their toe. And put that shit on the camera, they're going to be a toning in for real.

Like, hey, do another foot episode. No, bro. We ain't fucking weird. She didn't already did it. Her feet look like. My tweet are beautiful. Don't roast my toes. Myra from Martin when they had to bring the motherfucking.

The sand thing. Yeah. No, they're straight. She B Simone got some decent feet Hashtag decent feet This shit ain't got to be pretty long as your shit decent I mean long as you keep your toes done

Yeah she got long toes That don't necessarily apply all the time Like if you did wave at the camera Like if your toes done You waved at the camera with your toes And now you want to say you didn't have long toes Yeah like if you keep them She did one of these kind of waves

They got to They're somewhat done I keep my toes done That's dope All right man That's fucking crazy She didn't put her feet on camera Yeah but still

Hashtag decent Just decent No hashtag We only saw one though The other one could be All wrong That is hard That is hard

That is some hard work I heard if you get a pedicure You just got to keep getting them You can't stop Because if you stop Then your feet are fuck up Oh shit I don't know how true that is

I've never stopped See Keep the nails doing though I do And you always got something to say By my nails though My cuticles are the rag Wretched nails of the week

What you're doing? They're not ratchet These are classy. They're red. Look how long there y'all. They're long in point. They're superhero nails. That's what y'all been on lately.

They're back scratchers. Is that what they call? Shit. No, I don't, mm-mm. Shit. Hey, man. Did you watch the VMA's the other day? Man.

Oh, my gosh. Okay. We're going to talk about this. We're about the Tiana. We're just going to go straight there. We just go. Okay, let's save it for last. No.

All right. Because you saved the best for last. I think y'all miss. You want to get the bullshit out of the way. No, no, I think y'all miss. understanding what a highlight means highlight that means the good shit we're gonna skip all the bullshit that ain't what the nspin do to the good shit this is uh nspn this is right this the real nigger version let's do it bro bro bro hold up first of all before we even start this

no no no wait a man you know what set it up with what she said what she asked remember what she asked at the beginning before we talk all that first of all right first of all we didn't appreciate tiana taylor enough first of period as a culture all the way around first of all. What baffled me was people still didn't know who she was. No, they knew. No, they didn't know who that was. People were asking who is the girl.

That's bullshit. Why the fuck don't you know who she is? That's what I'm talking about. She's signed to Kanye West. Motherfuckers just act like they don't know. They knew. They knew what it was. She's phenomenal. She bad than a motherfucker. And she just had a baby. Come on, man. Just. Come on now.

That little When she was humping on the floor. I know. I've been practicing that all week. That made me reconsider so much shit in life. That shit made me just stop and be like, where am I? Where am, what am I doing? Ladies, hump and flow. Work on it.

Nice. He Simone worked on. I did. I liked it when I saw the media. I seen it before, but never with the right amount of jiggle to waste. Her body is perfect. Not just the body, but she's talented. She did so good.

She did really, really well. And then she had the little Dita shit that came out that sold out real quick too. Some shoes. Yeah, she has some flags, kicks, me. So, shout out the Tia on the Taylor. That really didn't change nothing. Hey, man, Kanye killing me with the imagery. I don't know what the fuck that meant.

Like, matter of fact, this Halloween, you dress up like a cat. You got to do the whole face, baby. Now you got to do the lip. Yeah. But Halloween isn't about that for women. It's about just an excuse to be a hoe. Yeah, but just. So if you do the lip, it's going to throw niggers off.

Like, bitch, you look like you. I thought. But no, see, this is the other problem. You all don't put enough effort into it. Y'all just want to slap some ears on your ass. I thought this whole shit was about the costume. It's not about the, it's just a excuse to be a hoax. I mean, it's just this used to be naked and fine and sexy.

We didn't, I've been doing Halloween all wrong. Unless you're like a real Halloween. Why are we passing out candy? That has nothing to do with what's going on. Nothing to do with this shit. I wouldn't. Are you serious? Do to do.

I should have been asking for hand jobs and not sniffing. Is this, is that what you're saying? Yes. So this whole time, women have been using Halloween to sneak and hoe. I say since 07. Be less dressed, yes Wow You heard it here first

Man Because they have a sexy everything Costor No I'm throwing Oh sexy doctor Sexy They got shit that ain't Sexy Baked Beto

Who the fuck is going to Wait wait Who the fuck is at the doctor I wish the doctor Was a little more sexy I thought motherfuckers Was in there trying to get well No

Who else sexy Sexy Firefighter? What make a bitch think she could be a sexy cat. You need to have yourself protected. But I'm trying to live. It's too hot. I can't get in there.

I ain't got no clothes on. Bitch, why did you come to save me? A sexy cat? Bitch, this is my seven life. I hold the other six out. I hold out six lives away already. What's your Halloween costume this year? I know.

We only about a month away. Yeah, what's your Halloween costume? Ooh, I'm gonna be Poison Abbey. Poison Ivy from the Batman shit. I'm looking around and get Poison Ivy for real. You're going to just be the motherfucker got a rat. on your face. It's going to be an excuse for her to have an outbreak.

Right. Oh, shit, no, you know what? I'm a poison IV. Like, you got, do you touch poison IV or you are poison IV? Man, beat some old cute as hell stuff for that little white patch under the neck with the green shit on it. No. What's your costume, bro? Oh, man.

I'm going to go as Catcher Freeman from the Boondock. Nigger, it's so funny that you said, because I was thinking of being motherfucking Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman? Not just, like, from a movie, just Morgan Freeman. Just be fucking Morgan Freeman. Just Morgan Freeman. In real life, not from the movie. Yeah.

And you just, like, would you talk like that the whole time and narrate the life? Damn sure would. I'd talk just like this. What's y'all worst Halloween costumes? That's what Morgan Freeman sounds like to me, sir. When I first met Andy Dufran, I noticed.

He had a little mold. No, just let it. Exactly. Which is worst Halloween? Worse as a kid? In life. Yeah. dress up anymore?

No, I don't dress up no more. Hey, you remember being a kid when you didn't get the... You remember just getting the mask, my nigga? That's even weirder. No, grown people, it's fun. But I'm just, like, Halloween was rough for us growing up. And the project, we just got the mask. We didn't get the rest of the city.

You had the little shit. You remember the... You had to make a case with school clothes. You remember the plastic costume? Just the mask. No, I'm, yeah, it was the mask. And it was little holes. Yeah.

I'm an incredible hole. But there'd be a picture of the hole on your shit. You ever had a shit? And he'd be wearing a picture of the shit. with your shit. You ever had a shit with your string break on your mask?

No, now you gotta hold your mask off. Nigger. The whole. No, this, you gotta put on a hat so you could just hold a mask. You can't hold your candy. Halloween's fucking ruin.

Nigger. One time we didn't. Like one Halloween, we didn't get shit. My mama just took a fucking eyebrow eyelash pencil and drew a bunch of shit on me and my brother.

Man, I tried to go. What are y'all? Y'all from the future. Y'all from the future. Three dice in the middle of head. Really, Mama?

Why you keep adding cat whiskers to all my costume? Bitch, I'm Batman. Don't any no goddamn cat whiskies? Bats got whiskers.

You're mysterious, baby. You're mysterious. You're a different bat. You're the black bat man. Put your boots on. You ain't got your boots? Hey.

Black parents is fucking assing that. Uh-oh. She'd be talking shit. She know your costume fucked up. I don't know what he is. come. That's on my little superhero.

I'm a toe-stroke driver. Shut the fuck up. I hate this whole family. And why is these goddamn cat whiskers? You stupid. I tried to go a dead president with cat whiskers. Nicky-muh, and a cat-wisker like the guy from kids. Nick, I mean, I look like

the nigga from kids. Who are you? James Simmons. John Adams. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Every costume, cap-mistress. I'm going to only let my kids dress up in black history costumes.

Who you? Frederick Douglass. Now, get your ass out there. You're abolitionist. Who are you, Rosa Parks? Hold a sign like this. Oh, shit. You can't do that.

You can. I saw a girl dressed like Rosa Parks. You know what's so fucked up. I knew who she was, though. I said, Rosa Parks. I see, I watch roots too much. So now I'd be getting real. confused with real history.

I was like, oh, so you're trying to tell me LeVar Burden ain't important? That nigga was Konti Kente. He's been there. He's been there before. I believe everything he's saying. Oprah put herself in history. At this point. Yeah. She can't tell me. You'll do a history book now. She's standing next to Martin. What the hell? When

did they happen? She's been in all the, Oprah ain't in no movies unless it's in the play. But she's not in there as Oprah. She isn't there as Miss Sophia. Right. Oprah only being in movies from the past. Oprah Winfrey is not possible without Ms. Sophia. I hope y'all recognize that. Do you say that?

She had the show before that, right? I don't give it before. Don't say that because she'll cut our show off. I don't give it that. Don't say that. Miss Sophia. She's got a button. She could just shut our show that.

Miss Sophia, it's the spirit of Oprah Winfrey. Miss Sophia? Yes. Push up, you old fool. Miss Sophia home. Going to be some changes. That was the shit. That was the turning point of that movie.

You remember all those lines. I know, right? Yeah. Hey, man. Halloween coming up. Colin Kavernick got all the white people, man. this week because he didn't stand up order a jersey you did yeah but it was a child size bro they're mad because he didn't stand up for the for the flag one time right one time

no no he's not standing up period he still ain't stood up he not no he's not going to stand up they had another game saying yeah he said he said he said i'm not fin to stand up in this country getting treated like but this my problem man see everybody want to jump on the shit and act like oh well he not respecting the military he don't wait a minute hold on baby i'm gonna tell you something right now the military the flag don't represent the military hold on You can repeat yourself whenever you want to on this, bitch. Every country got a flag. Every country ain't got a military.

Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? So the flag is a representation of the country, and if you see something not going right in the country and you feel like you're in a position to say something, you should definitely say something. He said he didn't even say nothing. That's what I'm saying.

He said everything without saying nothing. And people are trying to make it out of this thing, and I don't really think, I don't like how people always try to do that. Like, you think we really feel. fighting for a flag. Right. If we are, then that's the most

pettiest bullshit in the world. Right. If you think we're in these other countries because they don't respect our flag, how the fuck you sound? It's other reasons behind stuff, man. It is. And he makes millions of dollars, so he can't

well, how is he oppressed? Well, guess what? The people that own the team make billions of dollars. Talk to him. And they don't pay taxes. Check on that. You ain't know the NFL don't pay taxes. to him, my nigga. That's why I broke your hair so you can tell them. In theville don't pay taxes, man. Talk to talk that shit. In the field more religion

than it is a sport, man. Uh-oh. In theville took Sunday away from going to church. Talk to him. A key. People be trying to get out of church to go to see. I'm just saying. Oh. What? That's deep. That's real. I mean, hey. But I ain't said that shit.

You said it. I ain't said it. Sometimes you just, hey, the truth just come out sometimes. That was Clayton English talking. That was a truth speaking. That was Clayton English talking. Speaking of all that real shit. No, but NFL don't pay taxes. That's crazy.

That is crazy. So ask them why your city got to kick in for that stadium. I just don't understand how sitting down made everybody that goddamn mad. They that mad. Called him a nigger. Burned his jersey. Oh, man. Called the nigger terrorists.

You don't, and it's optional. You don't have to stand up during the national anthem. You know what I'm saying? Donald Trump didn't put his hand over the heart when they was doing the national anthem. He running for president. But that's what I'm saying. Who would have known that them people would have got that mad about that. See, this is the thing

It's because he's in that position He's not like a regular person Regular people do it every day But he does this And it baited all the people in It shows how you truly feel Right And if you sometimes you gotta let

I don't know man It's crazy to see all these people Come out to woodworks And this is what you upset about Wow You're not upset about what's going on What he talk about You upset that he's not standing up

For something that you feel Everybody need to stand up And, right. What if motherfuckers just don't believe what you believe? I'm saying, right. Hey, I don't know. It's not talking about that third verse or the Star Spangled Banner. Hey, it's so much bullshit going on with the, I wouldn't be surprised.

Look up the third verse. Look up the third verse. What's his start with? What's his turn with? Shoot a dick. Might as well. Wow. It's something about how the slaves, uh, some shit with some slaves dying and

nigga was too tired to go to sleep after he did it. so but he persevered like a real American would to proceed to racism some boy shit some bullshit that they hiding for a goddamn reason you know we always got a third verse right

after the hood you know that's on the bridge that's the bridge right right it was it was some shit you can make up your own version if you want to

you ain't shit if you ain't got no slaves who wrote it and the home of the yeah Francis Scott Keyes was like ZZ the white people back there

Like, they were like, oh, you heard that third verse on the Star Spangled batter? That shit went in. Niggas will never be free. Niggas won't get free as long as they around me. That nigga went in. Right. They was loving it.

That's some bullshit, man. What the third verse said? I wouldn't be surprised if a whole bunch of niggins started just doing other shit when they did that. LeBron just keep shooting. I don't know what the fuck don't happen. This is my theory about the shit, though, be Simone. I think Colin Kaepernick and Jessica

Williams going to link up and overthrow the whole goddamn system. You think so? From the inside out. They're going to sneak in on some light skin and shit and then fuck the shit up from the inside of that. Hey, you know what? I won't Cal and Kaplanck to have a good year, though. He got to. It's vital.

He's on the bench right now. They're talking about cutting him. And that ain't, you know, they're talking about cutting them. He was already on the bench. He ain't going to be able to, yeah, he on the bench. If he was on the bench, if he was on the bench, it made a whole bunch of sense why he didn't stand up. I ain't for the stand up I ain't about to go out there

man fuck that stand up and miss and lose my seat you know what I mean the motherfuckers on this team shit check and it's preseason it's preseason

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going to hold my seat and he ain't stand up during the day. He's like, well, now that you mention it, you got damn right. Well, let me ask you this shit, Clayton English. As a black man, do you feel like the American flag represents you? Or your interest,

or your interest. You know what the idea does, but people use ideas for their own benefit. You know what I'm saying? I like the fact that they try to say America is a place where you can come and you can work hard and you can grind and you can make something for yourself

I don't know though I don't know I like that but a lot of people don't but then at the same time the KKK used the American flag to say we're trying to keep the country white like the flag and you know what I'm saying? Right. Yeah. Like okay let me ask you

B Simone after seeing all these Olympics and shit you know black women then went over there and won gold males and every goddamn thing fencing Taekwondo Boxing Track

Long jump Shot put Discus Right The spear The high jump Hey pole vaulting Every shout out to black woman

So do you feel like As a black woman Does the American flag Represent your views Or your interest Are you offended I mean I'm not I'm not too much in the politics

I'm not too deep into that I'm not totally against it though If I was in that situation I would have stood just out of respect but you were getting paid you would have stood I mean I just was staying

for the American flag because I'm an American at the end of the day but you know it's just I don't know I see both sides me too that's what I'm saying

I see both sides like yeah you got to like I feel like I feel you we won't at some point I think I think probably I'm not sure but I think Colin Kaepernick

probably felt like hey hey the country don't stand up for us what's going on right right right look how much dialogue came out of that so was it in vain no it drew out all the races so you get to see how people are and it's got people talking so that would be so fucked up to know that you go out there and you play your ass off every Sunday and all you got to do is sit down one time doing the national anthem for all the people in the stadium to call you a nigga let me shout out gabby Douglas too because they gave her hell because they said she ain't put her hand over after she

Right. Man, hey, look. So she said the shit without even saying the shit. Exactly. And I like her anyway, just because she, they've been hating on her from both sides. Right. Which is terrible. Right.

You know what I'm saying? She gets all the hate. And you don't know what that. And I like I don't think she rocked with the other gymnasts. Hell no. Gabby Douglas seemed like she real. Yeah. She didn't grow up.

I feel like I would see her. I ain't got to kick her with you with y'all. I feel like I would see her with the ASAP mob somewhere. Yeah. You know, working to get to be friends. She went at the view. be amazed. That shit. Yeah. Yeah. She wasn't to be amazed. They said she was sick.

Like, we worked together. We ain't friends. Some people be getting that shit fucked up. Yeah, I know we flip and all, but I'm not going to be kicking it with you. No. That's crazy. What she said? Damn, man. That's fucked up.

So Colin Kaepernick got the country mad as fuck, man. I did not know it was that serious. Then we got the shit for real. real, though, on some other shit. Chris Brown got a whole goddamn SWAT team outside. That's crazy. I feel bad for him.

Me too. I like Chris Brown. I just think they'd be looking for something to mess with that boy. He did a video on Instagram where he says like every three months, y'all start fucking with me. You think he'd be snapping now? He got to, man. Like, I don't know. I think he just got the wrong motherfuckers around him, man.

Remember they said he beat up his manager a little while ago? But, bro, I'm in the industry. Sometimes you got to beat your phone. fucking manager. That don't make you no bad person, bro. Bro, sometimes your manager's been on some bullshit. You look up, you performing at a birthday point. Like, bitch, I'm me. I'm me, bro. Don't you

do this shit. You're not supposed to beat up your manager. You fuck around and you find out your manager stole $300,000 and he's struck out on some coke. Right. Okay, well, then what did the manager didn't do that, though. We don't know what the man. That's what I'm saying. We don't know. We need both sides. The manager said, the manager's, the manager

manager gave us said, Chris, uh, they're going to be ready for you in about 10 minutes. I'm not performing at Chuck What the fuck? Right. You never know what the manager did. I'm sick of these kitty parties. He might. Because you know how managers get slick.

He might have a little white manager. What are you going to do? Hit me. You know what I mean? You can't approach every situation to the same. What are you going to get mad and beat me up? Re-on to my ass, huh? You're going to re-on-my-ass?

Oh, what are you going to do? You're going to call your gang on me, Chris. You're going to call your gangbanger friends. You know how they get. Oh, condescended. What are you going to do? You're going to sue whoop? That what you're going to do?

Oh, what are you going to do? Backflip your way over here. What? What are you going to do, Chris? Bubble bubble, Chris. You're going to throw your fucking cheer out of the window like you did on Good Morning America. You fucking. You can't hit me.

You know they talk to that shit. You can't hit me. You're in probation, bro. Can't fucking hit me. You lay one finger. I'll have your ass locked up so fucking fast your head will spin. Chris, if you don't pop lock your head. back out there on that stage

and give those people that show they fucking paid for? Hey, hey buddy, hey buddy, it's time for you to fucking man up, man. It's time to grow up. Oh, that's your old shit. Cut the shit, Chris. You did. Cut the shit.

Okay? I'm tired of seeing you like this. You're hanging out with all these thugs. You are too talented to just waste away like this and I'm not going to fucking stand for it, bro. Okay. It makes sense now. White people love doing

shit to your head is spin. You're being jealous so fucking fast. You're a little spin. I'll have my connoissement down here so fast. Your hell is spent. Like, that's right. How long is it? That's their version of mama jokes, like, so fast.

I'll have them down here so fast. You won't even know what the hell is just happened. White people love speed when you shit. Hey, I'll have the cops down here before you can count the six. I'll have you relocated so fast you'll be in Alaska by sundown. Hey, buddy, when I get done with your ass, you won't work in this town ever again, bro. Oh, my God. White people's threats are hilarious.

They be so sick. And they never cuss. They never cuss. Hey, hey, hey, my brother is a show. sheriff's deputy, and I can have him down here so quick, you're a head of spin. Oh, shit. I'm going to tell you

another Gulf stern thing. You and your little friends. Hey, hey, when that national anthem comes up, you're supposed to stand up so fast that your head will spin. When you hear the Star Spagel better, you better get to your feet. I mean quick-fastening the herd, bro.

I'm talking lickety split. Hey, you better get on your feet sooner than later, pal. I'm not going to say it again, bro. You don't disrespect America, man. When you see those stars and bars, man, you stand up like a real patriot, bro. I'm talking about. about you salute that flag so fast. I'm talking about the red, white, and the blue.

Gosh, Carlos stop. Oh, shit. Because listen here, man, my brother is in the Marine Corps, man. A real veteran, bro. You don't know what those guys go through, man. Hey, you know what the crazy part is? Damn there, everybody got some family in the military. Why people always try to justify that.

You know what? I got a sister who is the closest. relation. Look, my twin brother is in the Marine Corps. Stop using your family to justify you being an asshole. Everybody I know in the military trying to get out. Right. And shit is not sweet.

I got, we're going to compare people we know now. My brother's in the military. My brother, too. My brother's trying to get out the military right now. So quick it'll make your head. Oh, shit. Oh, man. White people will be making some threats, don't

man? Hey, hey, if you don't love this country, well, goddammit, won't you just leave? It's not, that's not how it works, no. Oh, shit. Go back to where you came from. He wasn't saying shit when they gave him a million dollars. I wouldn't either. They wasn't playing the national heirs.

Okay. When I signed for the check. Damn. Right. How much money do you have to get before you just have to shut the fuck up? Because they keep telling all the people to shut the fuck up. Right. Like if you got money, they don't value your opinion.

just be happy. How much money is going to take for you to just shut the fuck up? For me? Yeah. A trillion dollars.

Damn. You ain't gonna never shut the fucking. Like, what are we talking about? Like, completely shut the fuck up. Yeah, shut the fuck. Completely trill. Like, mind your business. I need a trillion.

I need the same amount of money they spend on the war on drugs. Okay. A trillion dollars. That's a good ass answer. Hmm. Yeah. How much is going to take

you to shut the fuck up? I take half a trill though. Yeah. Like a billion. A couple billion. A couple billion? Damn. they're all too expensive

you can't say no more you can't make sure never talk shit ever again even when your manager talking to you like that you just get your ass back out there right now so what are you going to do

go in the back and fucking throw a little like a little bitch a trillion fucking dough wipe your fucking nose and get your ass out there so fast if you don't fucking get out there and give those folks to show

I'll sue your ass so fucking fast your hell to spend. I mean that shit, bro. Whatever they say, you gotta take it. Oh, man. Oh, you just got to take it. White people with the threats, man. I think I can do it.

I don't know if I could do it. I'd be in gay the money back, man. I get the money back. But on some real shit, when I saw Colin Kaepernick and the nigga didn't have his hair cut, I was like, oh shit. They got an angry. nigga on their hands.

He ain't backing down, bro. Any time you see a nigga... No cut cap. Yeah, anytime you see a nigga, his shit ain't lined up and his beard grew out. That means what? Take that nigga serious, man. That nigga ain't flexing.

Oh. Real shit. I don't know. It depends. It depends. Because politicians, like black politicians, they all really be getting lined. Like, Obama was the first one

to really be lined up. Right. Like, look at the black politicians. They did their hair line be... Fucked up. Where is the last? it just keep her coming oh shit

what else happened I'm going back to the VMAs we didn't talk about shit We veered it off We veered all the way off That's all right We did the donuts in the parking lot Britney Spears tried to come back

Did you see that? That shit was put bad She's such a I mean Tell the truth Keep it all the way guys Keep it funky It's Britney

She did She did Brittany Yeah My nip singing and all My nigga on Twitter My nigga on Twitter Said Britney Spears was dancing like a grad theft of all those stuff.

Yeah, for sure. She curbed that dude. It looked like he tried to go in and kiss her. She was like... But why was she up in there faking like she's singing? She wasn't faking, everybody. She ain't sung a goddamn word.

Yeah, she lip-saying. She lip-sang for sure. Then the white dude who was with her, he got caught sniffing cocaine off some bitch titties. Did it? Yeah. Well, I sound like he did the VMAs

the way that the white dude. He did, that shit big, man. What did he said when he got called? Before or after? Hey, if you don't pull those tits out so I can do this cold? I'll have another bitch in here so fan dreads fin

Hey that's part of the success though Much love to all the women who cool enough To let you do some coke off their titty I don't know what level of the game You got to get on to before people start Just offering you that type of shit but I ain't tell you. It's a level I don't, hey

How did you? Oh what do you call it? I can't remember Don't worry about it. How did you feel about the Beyonce shit? I feel like Beyonce is fucking say it's epic she's gonna do she's always gonna come through with the come through she's sung about 11 songs it was a it was a free formation tour but the way she did the shit was dope because it was like she'll do a little piece and then jump back i was fucking yeah it was dope but they

didn't they work the shit out of riana they made riana before they worked her like you from the that's the most i ever seen riana dance hell yeah she was doing a lot riana you know what i think her singing progress due to the show it got better but her humming she could have left She sounded like a little slave What are they're going to put... Amen. What that ain't from this song? It's not this song.

Yeah, that's Swinglow, sweet chariot. That's amazing grace, bitch. Get back on. She just looked fine. Y'all think they did Britney Spears wrong by putting the after being... Yes. No, I think they did her right

because then she could always have that to fall back on. Britney Spears... I had to go after Beyonce. She probably going to fire her manager. Hello? She probably going to fire her manager. What are you going to do now, Brittany?

Fucking Beyonce already went out there and killed it. That's fucked up. Get your ass out there. You get your ass out there and you perform so fucking hard that their heads spin. That's a head spin.

Somebody's got to spin to die. It's not going to be mine. Shout out to Britney Spears, man. She tried her ass on. I mean, she did fine for who she is. That's who she is. She's a pop singer who can not dance that way.

Let me ask you this shit, Miss Simone. We were talking about Well, fuck, Britney Spears. She's gonna be straight either way. You know what I mean? She's fine.

She'll be all. Hey. Even after all of this time away, it was still people on fucking Instagram, Twitter, YouTube. Leave Britney alone. Fucking greatest performer of all town.

I'm like, y'all must have watched some footage because I ain't see that shit. No, back in the day, she was that bitch. I guess. Shut out. You grew up on Britney's beer. What? I went to her concerts.

Wow. All up? No. Well, you said it? Like, all of them. I went to her concerts. I was on tour with her. so we had that and then let me ask you this be um you saw the they had drake present riana

with what's the award she get the michael jackson award yes do you think she curved them hit him with the side nigger treatment no they're friends you know what you mean friends clearly he thought they was more than fucking no he didn't he bought a billboard he told the girl he'd been in love with her since she was 22 years old and she hit the dab on his hand it's just for me man yeah i loved you since i was 22 years old and then how did he dab on her what What did she say? I mean, how did she dab on him? What does she say? She rolled her eyes after that.

Right. She rolled eyes like, nigga, come on with that. But somebody said that's how West Indian people. When they roll their eyes, that mean they fuck with you. But she had the arrow like, hey, niggas, my nigga, my nigga watching. When they point with their lips. When they point with their lips and stuff. Oh. I don't know.

Yeah. I hate when they do that. They do that. Yeah. The lip point. I know a guy that does that, but I never knew that's why he did that. Yeah. Where to bear from red.

Wow. Like, that left or right, dig. shit like that I don't know though I think she did hit him with the little you doing too much little side nigger treatment because he tried to get the little kids and she was like come on bro hit him with the little I just think it's for afterwards

I just think it's for the media I think people make it too much out of this shit I think he wanted more of a kiss that she was like they wanted to make out yeah I think he wanted I think he wanted to do some I think Drake tongue was out his mouth already when he leaned yeah that's what I'm saying and they're that close of friends

Drake was most definitely ready to do the most on that you don't think so they probably talked about it before and she reneged at that moment i don't think they talked drake wanted to pick her up and walk off the stage with her in his arms with rose with her on his back two fingers in the booty yeah this meat bro this me no i just think it's for the media yep you probably right yeah you probably right just for the media you saw you boy Kanye are we the media we not the media man oh look did you see Kanye you shout out umber yeah i loved it he said a lot of You know, my wife is cool with that.

What are you talking about, man? A lot of niggas Wants wouldn't let him do it. Hey, man, I don't know what the fuck Kanye would. He was deep. I don't know what Kanye would be talking about, but I fuck with it. He said, I had Ray J in the video, bro. Yeah. That was deep.

So did Kim. Kim had Ray J in the video, too. That's the face she made when they showed her. She was like, oh, my God, me too. I told them to do it. Right. Kim looked like she don't know none of the songs. Every time they showed her face, it looked like it was her first time hearing that song.

I don't know. Ever, man. But you know what I'm up there doing commerce? He was like, oh, Future looked like he was up there just collected revenue. He didn't give a fuck. Why did it take so long for him to do that song

on an award show on the VMA? That's the effects of that dirty Sprite in real life. Didn't comments come out like two years ago? Yeah, he could have performed some newer. I mean, he could have performed. He was just up there from this year. The nigga put on. He did every other word.

It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, he was so tired. Why is he tired? I don't know. It's got to be the lead. He was sweating the first 10 seconds. Come on, man. He knows the...

He can hear them perks calling. What do he say? He known as the Dark Sprite. Hey, much love to the whole Kardashian family, man. Out here providing all these opportunities for black men. Hmm. They are. Really?

They are. Really? Nigger, they did. Are you sure that they just don't drive off the energy of black men? Think about all the black men that have been on their family for the last couple years. And where they at now? They are down. They adopted French Montana for a little bit.

They saved Lamar Odom life four, five times. Well, that's just Lamar Odom. Everybody knows Lamar Odom gets powered up by white women. Kanye West. He's fueled by cocaine and white women. By white things. You know how much pussy. Chloe has given niggas recently.

Chloe out here doing some shit. Okay, let's look at Reddy Bush. Kylie then adopted Tiger. He never got to make no more terrible-ass music. No, Tyga out there. They back together? It's good music. You're not going to do Tyga like that.

You're not about to get on my podcast and tell nobody. Tiger is clever. That's bullshit. He is clever. That is good. His word play is very nice. You are a goddamn lie. You a goddamn lie.

No, the fuck he's not. He is. He is. Say so. No. Fucking with young bitches. You is not going to talk about Tyga. I like him.

You are not about to sit here and act like Tiger is a great rapper. I didn't say he was the greatest rapper. You said he was witty. He is. His wordplay is good. She got to be. Yeah. This is your last episode

I don't want to hear that shit I can't believe I'm saying Who's your favorite rapper? Not Tiger Who'd be listening to Tiger like that though really On some real shit He got

If you got the whole state of California That's all you need He's making money over there You believe this shit for real That's what that's He can sell out shows in Cali Wow I don't know

What else happened? I didn't know you was a Tiger fan I mean I'm not fighting for Tiger Yes you are It's too late now I'm like okay okay You're a tigarette Wow

I didn't even know They're great right yeah wow shout out the tiger at this point shout out to tiger one of the greatest lyricists of all times i never said that no i i after you said that shit if you really listen to his shit i'm telling you that i was wrong i had to think about the greatness of tiger rack city bitch rack rack city bitch 10s 10s 20s on your tis bitch what the fuck was sing the verse though t raw skinny nigger big balls wow okay now that's how it comes on No.

And that's the intro. Now, he got some bangers. Got my other bitch fucking with my other bitch. I could go on all day dropping these classes. Tiger has some good lines, though. Because I'm real big on wordplay. That's why I like Wayne. I wouldn't shake a nigga hand with a broke hand.

All right. He'd shake your hand with him. Man, I wish I could think of some good Tiger lyrics right now. I wish I ever heard. heard some good tiger lyrics before. Put the lime in the coconut and twist it all up. That's the first song. What song is that?

Exactly. I knew he wasn't shit way before you eat murder. Tiger is good. You're not going to keep talking about him. No, Tiger came on while and now, man. He was cool in person, but I was told her. I was like, bro, what are you doing? You did not say that.

I did. I said, bro, lead him little white girls alone. And he said, you're stupid. I was like, I'm serious. I'm for real. Stop that shit. Whatever. Whatever.

That's what he said to you. He said whatever. Who's my favorite rapper? Lyracist. Clearly, I see where this conversation is going. You just said Tiger was a great lyricist. So I know that I got to one up what you said. So I got to say none other than Soldier Boy.

I got to say that. If you think Tiger is the standard, wait until you hear this motherfucking soldier boy. Soldier Boy up in this hole. Watch me crank and watch me roll. What? What? What? Nigger.

Now watch me you. What? I got me some bathing. I got, what? Bathing apes? Oh, nigger. You're stupid. What?

You're a bully. I'm not a bully. I'm just trying to connect with you. She can like Tiger. Let her like Tyga. No, I'm just trying to get on her level, my name. I'm not going to Google. Please don't do that to Google.

Don't do that. Don't do that to Google. It's such a powerful tool. No, because you don't want to. That's a whole. another conversation. You don't want to talk rap lyrics with me. I know all the great lyricists.

Like, bitches think I'm pimping and landing in the salamander sandals. Come on, man. Dirty South Hockers at Lennel. Come on. I don't know that song. That's Young Drove, one of the greatest lyrics is of all time.

All time. What? Don't nobody stay with my mama but a bunch of junkies? He had a platinum record and had his mama living with a bunch of junkies. That's real. Keeping his ear to the streets.

Chevy Paint Tropical. A weema way, a wema way, a weemba way, a weimba way. Chopper on Katrina spray. Talk to him. That's not that much better than Tiger or something. On shoulder lean, but I know how to Dan do it. No, your joke be snaff. Come on Google.

Man, what? Stop trying to Google Tiger lyrics. Google don't even want to Google that. I mean, Tiger. Google responded back, why? We do not know who the Tiger is. Why? Why?

See, come back. What's the best Tyga lyric? Why? Tiger. Were you looking for tigers? Siri going to come back. There is no such thing as the best tag of lyric.

They are all subpart. You're asking a trick question. All right, right, all right. I was just saying Tiger is not that bad. That's all I was saying. Compared to what? You started this shit and you're going to abandon your own argument. Hey, on some real shit, we got some super petty people who follow this show.

This is the 85 sound show. and don't you unfollow B Simone for saying that Tiger is a good rapper She don't know no better She's young, bro She grew up in a Christian household She ain't get to listen to no rap Nothing with a fast beat

First of all, I listened to Biggie growing up Because my dad loved Biggie. No, you did. Stop lying. Your dad like Biggie lyrics? Yeah, he's a pastor. That's not, that's the ultimate reason why he shouldn't like Biggie lyrics

Has your dad heard any Biggie lyrics? I don't know. Found your father hiding in the room fucked him with the broom, slid him down the back and threw salt in the womb. Wow. Who you think you're dealing.

I mean, that song. That song scared me. Wow. I cut the shit off. I waited for my dad came home. I was like, hey, watch out Biggie going to try to fuck you with a bro. Exactly. Go sit down somewhere, man, for real.

Have a seat. Biggie said, don't you know my gutter? What he said? Don't you know my nigger gutter fucking kidnap kids? Fuck him in the ass, throw him over the bridge. Who the fuck is this nigga? See, and that's, that's. But that's what you're, what kind of pastor was your father?

No, I'm just, like. I can't even say that. Don't call his pastorial experience. This is nothing. Don't bring my dad into this conversation. Don't do that. You said his favorite rapper Biggie like Biggie was holy. Okay, yeah.

One more. Back, back to Cali. Yeah, he liked the radio. We only fuck. That's the 85 South show, man. We only fuck with lyrics on this bitch, man. This podcast is for niggas who got a fucked up car, but the music sound nice. Yeah.

Yeah, you got to have some nice music if you're car screeching and popping the shit every time you turn your wheel. At a head. Right, right, right. At least you can't hear. But everybody outside looking at you crazy. Just ignore them looks. What we go from here, man?

We talked about it. What are you talking about? No, what we go from here? I'm talking about as a unit. B. Simone talking about tigers are great lyricists. Stop. Did I say great lyricists? You did.

I said he's witty and he's clever. I like that. Yeah. You said whittie and clever. I like Drake. You know, we really just getting to know you. People told us that you were a good person, and we kind of just.

took that word for it for face value okay so what do you want to know clearly i didn't know that you fuck with tiger like that yeah no bro this shit's serious man you gotta know who you around that's how chris brown got fucked up i've never been bought a ticket to a tiger show or bought a tiger album well why would you just jump out your face and say something he's witty i like wittiness who else you're i'm saying what else are you into what else she like punchline so that's all the little young rappers now that's big show me some of your favorite rap songs and drakes i like drake all right like what i'm like I like cash doll.

I like B-Simon. I like. I ain't heard this B-Simon character. What's she like? She's dope. Like you or the other B-Simon? There's only one that I know of. If it was two B-Simon's y'all, y'all would have beef, right?

No. I think it is another B-Simon. It's not. She can't spell it to the same. I don't know. She can't spell it. She got a ball. He was following her?

I think the bitch of architect or something. I don't know what she would do. Oh, y'all has ever feel. She does real estate. Give us a B-S-Mone. Where we can. Who else you like? Where they can find some B-Simone?

What can we find the music? All-Same. Everything is B-Simon. YouTube, Twitter, SoundCloud, The B-B as in boy, Simone. Tell me five of your favorite B-Simone songs right now. Go. On a lighter note. On a lighter note.

What's it about? Give me the concept. On a lighter note, not that the previous note was heavy. I'm just talking shit, basically. She said, on a lighter note, the previous note was heavy? On a lighter note, not that the previous one was heavy. Right. Is that the hook?

That's the bar. You should use that as a hook. You sing it on every day. If you follow me on Snapchat, you would know that's one of my stuff. I don't want to follow you on Snapchat because you're going to just be all up in the camera, clicking your nails. That's ratchet. I don't need that in my life. I never do this.

I only follow holes. On Snapchat, no, on some real shit. On Snapchat, I only want to follow like ratchet-ass holes and strippers and shit like that. Like that's what you just want to see that all day. Because why would I want to sit there and watch you be in your car? Try to sing a little booster songs with you. I don't do Snapchat. I make jokes and I'm funny and I'm just wrong.

I definitely don't need that. I definitely don't need all of them. I'm tired of everybody from this angle. I'll be down here. Trying to show you where they're at. What else do you have coming up, B. Simone? What can we catch you next? I have a T-shirt line drop.

Well, I've been had a T-shirt line for almost a year now. Why you ain't bringing us no T-shirts? Oh, they girls? You're women. I'm getting to the men. Don't limit yourself like that. You might not want a halt to them. Partnering with Cupcake Mafia, a bigger brand.

When? They're going to distribute my t-shirts. shirts it's coming so... You with the mafia. Cupcake Mafia. I fuck with the Cupcake. You with the Mafia. Okay.

They're dope. What's Cupcake Marvel? They got cupcakes on the motherfucking. That's the cupcakes in the glass, right? Yep. They're good. In the jar? They're so good.

You've been there before? Yeah. They got a vending machine? No. It's one cupcake place. That sprinkles. Oh, yeah. They got an ATM.

They got a cupcake. Yeah, that's just wet. So you got your own cupcake coming out? If you were a cupcake, what's flavor would you be? I love red velvet. Oh. I just found out that red cream. Velvet was chocolate.

Yeah. Welcome to the future. Wow. Fuck out of here, man. Hey, Clay, my nigga. Are you a... When I found it out, too, I was the same way, and that's how people treated me. Like, I went, and I was like, you know, red velvet and chocolate.

And they was like... Yeah, nigga. Hit the nerve. It's made with Coco. Hey, niggas say you got to hit the nerve voice one time before we leave. If anybody knows, if you didn't know, red velvet is really just a lot of cocoa. And the reason they get this color is because that it has little drop the food color. Like yes

My nigger Clayton what you got on your horizon bro? When is this come on? I'll be in West Nyeck, New York When is this come on? Two weeks? Friday?

West Nyeck, New York. I'll be out there. West Niyak. Yeah, West Niac is going down. I'm at Leverty Live. Make sure you come out. You do a stand-up? Yes.

I commend y'all. Stand-up is so hard. That's all I do, baby. It's crazy. But yeah, I'm out there. West Niac. Do people never not laugh? What?

No, I mean, like, if it's a pause in the laughter. You're talking about them other guys. I don't know nothing about that. We don't throw jokes out there that ain't going to do what they're supposed to do. Do y'all practice in front of people before y'all going to? Nope. I ain't good at a lot of shit. I mean, we just do them on stage.

But I can tell some guys. That ain't a joke. Yeah. That's what we do. We've been doing this. We started doing this, like, and we set out and we didn't, uh, kept doing it. Yeah. I think we changed the landscape with the city. We definitely, swisher definitely owes us.

Most definitely, man. Swisher? We got the brand back tight. type man swish is oh well my name is carlos miller and you know what the fuck I'm on man just doing shows and shit like that

um you can catch me online social media at carlos m i'll be right online with be simon's titties hey make sure you keep sending us the this podcast is for man hashtag this podcast is for if you don't know what I mean when I say that I'm like hey this day to five south show this podcast is for niggas who are in love with two bitches

and their birthday in the same week shit like that man you're gonna be broke boy right you're gonna be broke much love you know this podcast is for women who got two boyfriends and you love both of them you know it's shit just like that you feel what I'm saying this is the podcast this still the podcast for folks who ain't got cable this podcast for girls who don't fuck with fuck boys and get mad at them but then they forgive them there you go yeah which is about a hundred percent hell yeah and they're not mad at the fuck boy no more oh you knew you beyond not mad it looked like he back in there.

Nigger came up and ate the grocery that's a whole new episode. He had to go ahead and put, yeah, to taste gna, man. Hey, you know, you know what I'm taking it.

They'll be taking it so far, man. Hold up, before we go. We got to do that shit, bro. Yeah, ain't, wouldn't it? When the pussy good. Oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If the pussy's good, then, you know,

dude might have something to say about you. Like, he would say some stuff. But if it's not good, then he just make noise. Like how? Like, hey, man, how was the pussy? Mm. But do niggins be lying just to be like,

damn, that she will fly. No, no, you can't lie now. Your mind don't work like that. See, that's a myth. We could kill that myth right now. See, y'all think a nigga gonna talk the pussy down. What about to the girl? No, we're not going to talk to the pussy down to our homeboy.

We're not going to talk the pussy down to our homeboy. You ain't like he's going to try to get some. No, no. No, we'll keep lying. What about to the girl? Like, hey, you got that way, man. No. If a nigga, if a nigga.

So if a nigga ever said that, it wasn't a lie. If a nigga don't give you no compliments. You can, you know if it's a lot. I'm not talking about, okay, not necessarily, not necessarily that wet, but like that good or whatever. If he says it's good, ladies, if the nigga don't do, no compliments, no feedback. Like if you start asking questions and you're not getting the answer back, just chill out. Nobody's about to ask that. If you're like, if this pussy good, and he just like, don't keep asking.

Be quiet. The nigga getting you a real last answer. Did you hear me? I said, is the pussy good. I mean, it's all right. That's what he started trying to fuck harder, so she'll shut up. Like, yeah, maybe I can. I mean, it's cool.

It's cool. And y'all still will go back and fuck that same girl. Yeah, man, because sometimes, yeah, we got short-term memory loss, man. You know, the first 10 times you fucker is a fluke. It's that 11th. It's on that 11th time. You forgive a fuck boy? Why we can't forgive a poor performance?

performance. Right. Everybody deserve a second chance, man. You really got to fuck somebody about 22 times to see if it's good. That's ridiculous. You're right. Yeah, man. The first 21 times y'all just getting to know each other, man.

Man, that was just the scrimmage. Right. Shit don't get real to that 23rd fuck, man. Then you know it's real. Right. Hey, we're going to talk about that. What Drake said? Hey, just need to know what that pussy like.

So one time is fine with me. Oh, yeah. Right, yeah. You didn't even know what, Jake said it? I'm like, what did Drake say? He said that. He said that. One time is fine with me.

Hell yeah. So that means he ain't got to keep getting it. What if it's really that. He didn't say this. He didn't say he was trying to see how good it was. He just wanted to know what it was like. It's an experience. I'm fine.

Would you like some more? No, thank you. I fucked her one time, but you're not fucking out. That's fine. That's fine with me. That's perfectly fine. Want some more this was he? You damn right, I do.

I'm about to get naked so fast. It'll make your ass fit. Hey, this is the 85 South show, man. That's your man, Carlos Miller. Man, Clayton English. Be small, baby. Oh, shit, that was fun. I fucked with y'all in a real way.

Y'all's stupid. In a real motherfucking way. 85. That shit was stupid, really. 80. Give me some pieces. Five. Peeee.

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