The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Washington DC Roast Session Comedy Special Wit DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 164

Episode Date: January 5, 2019

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podcast i said man are y'all ready to get the show started man you already get the show started man are you all ready to get the to get the show started okay baby all right all right here we go what's up Washington DC I said what's up Washington DC I know y'all can make far noise and that y'all we got the 85 South show in the building now we're not going to start it like that y'all I need some energy from y'all before we get this show started I got you She's going to be in the house tonight, y'all. I got D.C. Young Fly in the house tonight, y'all. And we got the Sensei. Carlos Miller is in the building tonight, job.

If y'all ready to get the show started, say, hell, yeah. How many of y'all watch the 85th-show show on YouTube? Well, it's about to be crazy, y'all. I'm telling you right now. Now, I'm going to need that energy. Y'all give them that energy. They're going to give it back to you. Start clapping right now. Start clapping right now. Are you guys ready? Make some noise for Tico B. D.C. Youngfly and Gourlo Spiro! Come on y'all. Washington, D.C.

Hey, Washington, D.C. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, we're going to do something like this. Sitting outside, y'all wasn't here and then, we laid it in the pregnant bitch period, we laid it in the pregnant, period, we're laying it in the pregnant bitch, period. Y'all was standing outside mad as shit, we laid it in the pregnant, period,

y'all standing outside mad and shit, we're later in a pregnant miss. Who was this singer right here? Hey, who was this singer right here? I said, I said, who was this singer right here? Who was this? What's this? Hey, say, you dressed like you just got off the X2.

What's up with you? What's up with you? You dressed like you just got off the X too. What's up with you? What's up with you? I said, Malcolm X just walked in the building. Uh-oh. Marble Max just walked in the building.

Marble Max just walked in the building. He's an Albaena. He's a Albaena. He's a Albaena. What's up, D.C., how y'all doing? D.C., what's up? Right up! Up top, wait the fuck up, D.C., what's up, D.C.? I don't make a nigga come up there, huh?

I don't make a nigga come up there. Yo, ain't gonna be tired as hell. Hell yeah. Nigger, how do you get up there? Come on, Ike Turn. That's casino music. Yeah. I gotta go to the ATM. I'm gonna get $200 more.

I'm gonna get my land $200 dollars. Turn up! This sound like that go-go. Old niggas use a party too. I said, come on y'all. Put your hands in the air. And wait around like you just don't care. Tell me.

Come on, y'all. Put your hands in the air. And wave them around like it. I say, all the ladies in the building tonight. Excuse. With some tetties that's looking right. Let a nigger have a bite. What a ain't?

Say what? All the ladies in here with the asses that's really fat. Come on. Let a nigger have a smacks Say what? Hey! A head from the back From the back!

From the back! From the back! I said, Ooh! Yeah, I said, ooh! Ah!

Oh, I'm going to play with him! Ain't going to play with him! Ah! Fuck it! Why you got on the DRAD? Yeah, nigger, why you got on the durad? Look, that, nigga. I see you.

I see you. He got to walk out of old suck. There you go. He's at D.C. He tried to walk. There you go. Hey, you try to walk to the beat like we won't. He was like, look.

Oh. Look that, nigger. People in the face, scowbox. Hey. Who did you hang them seats at a basketball game? Ha ha ha ha. Oh, we ain't here tonight. Y'all was outside.

We got everybody here tonight, boy. Y'all was outside, cold a dick up, motherfucker. Said I was sitting outside and line. Cold it in the motherfucker, you start crying. Hey. I said, when they gonna let us in? When the fuck is this show going to begin? We got tinnies in the building.

Right there. In the front. We got tinnies in the building. Right there, right there on the front. Say, we got Tennis. T-A-A-A-S. Bro, T-A-A. What we got?

T-A-T-A. Got a custom T-A. T-A. I say, a T-I-T-A. T-I-T-T-A. How do you spell the girl? T-I-T-T-A-A-A. Hey, I said, what's up y'all in the front, not the back?

Sweetheart, I thought your hand on a hat. I said, damn. Leave her alone. I thought you were walking flog. I thought you. But that is you weed. It's so big I can't believe Look at that nigga here. That nigger, that niggaw, that nigga,

that nigga, Jay Man, like he hate his whole family. We got here tonight in DC, is DC in the building tonight. Uh-oh. Jay, what's up with you? What's up with you? I said, yeah, we're going to come on out here. I bet you won't. To some people in the crowd.

Come on, y'all. Go see who out there tonight, Chico? Who out there? Uh, what's up with you, girl? Give it a try. You bought the jeans, but you forgot to side. Say, come on, y'all. Yeah, yeah, don't get nervous in the back right here.

Yeah. Yeah, don't get nervous. Look, yeah, I don't get nervous. Hey, I said it's Christmas time. I might mind you a toy. in here looking like a grown little boy, yeah, keep it going. Let it make it! Let it make it!

Hey! On the scene, you look like a low bunch of chicone, oh, what's up, y'all? Who we got to be y'all? Hey, yeah, get your life. I know you a dude, but you look just like a dyke. Come on, y'all! Come on, y'all!

Come on, y'all, keep on, y'all. But we got in here the night. Yeah. Come on y'all Hey, everybody you can see Your hat make me think you smoke regular weed Come on y'all In the back

Oh, Lord Hey, pretty girl, give me a hug Your jacket looks just like a bathroom rug Come on y'all Come on, yeah Talk your shit, nigger Hey, what's up today? My nigger got the praise like young M.A.

Hey, what's up today? What's up today? The niggas got the phrase like MCA. Come on, y'all. Come on. Who else we got in here, y'all? Is it a bathroom, bro? Yeah, yeah.

And make me want to rub my feet on it like, ooh, ooh, ooh. I ain't forgot about nobody right. Oh, Lord Jesus. There's another bathroom. Oh. Hey. Nah, damn. Oh.

A coat made out of ostrich brothers. What your coat made out of? That's that cougar right now. Hey, pretty girl, you're never going to stop it. Your jacket made out of Barry Farms' carpet. All right, baby. From the south side, come on, y'all. Keep it going.

Can't you see? Hey, would it be, my man, what's up with you? How you doing? You're nervous. Hey, don't be nervous. Hey, don't be nervous. Hey, don't get lost, your something looks like a drink mumble sauce. So come on y'all.

Come on, y'all. Oh, what we got at here? Hey, if you had sex, use some protection. Her pun, got an erection. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. She do got a dick on ahead. Come on.

Come on. She got a dig on ahead. Come on, y'all. She got a dig on head. Come on y'all. She got a dig on a head. Come on y'all. She got a dig on the head.

Everybody in the house. She got a dick on a head. Dick on a head. She got to dig on a head. She got to dig on the head. She got to dig on the head. Come on, y'all. Welcome to the 89 sound show.

Bitch, I see you. Big A. Yellow coat all. You better sit out. Hey. Bix got a jacket made out of big. Got a jacket made out of Big. Bird. Get the fly out of here.

Come on. Hey, you think you're sick. Your jacket looking like the sun's out in this bitch. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Let them make it. Look at her with the mustard jaggons. She's like, they're talking about me.

Bitch, no, we not. Oh, shit. Welcome back to the 85 South show, man. Y'all. Y'all. Hey, you was cooking the end. Come on, y'all. You ain't crazy.

Come on, y'all. That bathroom, bro? Oh, that's what that is. To like, like, taking the shower. Good bathroom. Good bed, bath, and beyond coat. That's that must-it coat. You know that bitch must in that coat.

What the fuck? That's why we don't take this nigger, no way. I don't get a joke. He don't get a truth. He's stank. Bro, turn it. Turn the smoke off. What's our, Auntie?

Auntie got on this set it all. We didn't get it off. Shut up. She's been robbing banks in that bit. I'm a killer. I need that money. I need that money. I need that money.

And you're gonna beat me, I beat me, I'm a need them. They need them money! Y'all leave them later on. She got a banana put in her purse. She got a big ad 3.57 in her car. She's a big ad 3.57.

She got some banana pudding in her purse. My little, she keeps a piece cobblower in her truck. Leave her a lot. Oh shit. She don't know what show she at. I thought they said this was people brice. I thought we were coming, she mad, Jake Black. Well, what time is the same then poster start?

She keep her a small refrigerator in her room because she don't like going no well. Go on here, give me that, that, that, that coke out of that little refrigerator. It's only one in there, because only one can fit, so. There's only one cube of ice keeping that shit cold. And she's going to call you all away from downstairs. Hey, come up here real quick. baby but yeah what you need that reach you get my juice out of there for me it seemed to be stuck I can't get that juice out of there for me I may here watching judge

Joe Brown he is about to send this big to jail she is going straight to get gonna take that man cat like that I'm so stupid I'm not fucking with y'all tonight bro we are in DC you all right my man which one you all right this nigga right here look like you going through something this nigga was just sitting in like this y'all yeah the alcohol and the miss with mixed up with them antidepressants and shit that you take it up that roll right that look like some escrow so you got a nigger with a duress you got the albino nigga you got set it off wing in this you got the nigger from the blind side what's up with you and charles s dutton in this

motherfuckin rock y'all a family all four of your little brothers all them your brothers that's where he was looking down that he don't like your boots he was like man they gonna know you my sister with these big and boots yeah you got the boots rick james had on in the super freak video

she's a very biggie girl the one you don't take home to mama Big got on some co-coubles. Yeah, damn. That boot made out of condo. 80s cut on her feet. Condom boot. See, her feet sweating from her knees all the way down.

That shit just... Back in her knee stink. Oh, that was too far. D.C.? Y' ain't shit. Niggas got upset about stinky knees. Oh, that was too far. The dick on the head was cool.

Oh, yeah. Wow. how quick they turn on you? Yeah, quick. Hey, real time, how long it's two of you get that ball in a day? Yeah, the rapping around. Keep on.

Her little sister was standing on the toilet. Bitch, be still. Her wrist hurt like a motherfucker. Her little sister can't come out. She don't house a rent. She got two men in them video camera tickets. guy you still man we're a DC man what's up DC what's up with the city man we

yeah but hey oh we got a fence who doing that who doing that who doing a lot shit I ain't know we had a fix do that shit again what's our DC and like the man in the back you can tell a DC nigga them niggins don't know how to do nothing but this I say what's up DC he started doing the shit like I was calling this neighborhood out nigga I ain't say Trenton dad fuck wrong with you stop that's the worst thing you can see to go over me that may bring all the gang bring all the smoke this way but why this shit so close like everything so close they got landed here that motherfuck saying welcome

to virginia i said i'm supposed to be virginia yeah it said virginia that niggia that niggia said welcome to virginia that you sound like you's about to fight a super saying in virginia it just sounds like it's close it ain't closer until you ask some pussy it ain't close but where you went i'm in virginia well shoot over this way Nigger, you full out with you. I mean, Baltimore, D.C. and Virginia, like, all that shit is close. It's close. But that's the thing.

People, being from D.C., people think D.C. is small on the map. But this shit, huge when you think about it. I'm born to raise uptown, right? I'm uptown, nigh. Uptown. And it's still Boston, Southeast, that if you drop me off in southeast, I wouldn't know where the fuck I was at, me? That shit crazy.

And then if you're from Southwest, and then who's from anybody in from Southwest? Where the fuck to them niggas be, man? There's nobody from Southwest at the Land Show, either. When we let them niggas come out of Southwest, I thought it was going to be at least one Southwest nigh in here. Hey, what? What is Southwest? Like a suburb? Hell Narned.

That shit, Narnia, nigga. The niggas. The niggas didn't make it out. Let me find out Southwest niggas don't fuck with us. Where do we get in? Everywhere else. No, these southwest niggas don't come out at all. What happened?

It's like, what, what's going on this? See, that's the thing, like I say, man, if you're from D.C., any section of the city you're from, you got different hoods in the city. You know what I mean? If you're from uptown, like I say, you'd be from 640. What hood wear the big-ass boots? Talk your shit. Are you from Chicago? You're from Chicago?

You're from Chicago? Hey, if you're from my way, she just said. She said, I'm from Chicago. Fuck you're talking about, niggins. That is an invitation to violence. If you went to school in D.C. with them boots on, the bitches woulda cook your ass. Fuck around with you, shawdy.

You coming up this motherfucker like you about the cancer spell, bitch. Fuck as you doing. Fuck as you doing shawdy, big boot-ass bitch. Bitch, ah, hi-hye. That's your home girl, with the big ass boots. Hold up, yo. The Baltimore, bitch, you be like, hold up, yo. Why y'all say yo so goddamn much?

Bitch, I hear you. Stop yo and me. You stupid, girl. Nothing like this city, man. This is my city, man. I love this. Big bird, you ain't got no seat, bitch. You still standing up.

She wants people to see it. She ain't going to sit down. because she wanted everybody to see that coat. That bitch is right there. You ain't even mood. They lied to you, bitch. Ain't no both seats. You started up in the bad, bad bitch.

You're about to win the... It's still cold up there, D.C. She's watching her car and the show. That's why she still got that coat on. That's why she still got that coat on. There ain't no heat back that motherfucker. It's cold up top. It's cold up top.

They got to keep their coat on. Y'all up that motherfucker's still outside. They got y'all in the old Howard Theater. That's the original Howard Theater up there, nigger. That's what Chuck Brown started at. Now, the motherfuckers at the top look like they are at the United Nations. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.

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you're in the stairs. Stupid ass. This is you trying to hide, mother. Excuse your ass all day excuse me excuse me excuse me bitch you need to move excuse me Anna bitch you might want to sit right here bitch yeah you might want to come on down here man you bullshit bring the cold shit that far this nigga DC leg spread out Diggins.

She ain't going to leave it. What happened? Where you got something huge in between, shit? A little motherfucker to breathe. That's the fuck? I know. It's a goddamn dinosaur over that window. Fuck.

Yeah, she laughed. Yeah. Yeah. They got a life alert problem, bitch. What's wrong with you? She sent out a maiden call. Hey. This nigga Lose.

That bitch said. out a maiden call it's a moose outside right now what the fuck we're with the bitch that she's sound like it hurt but i was like i was saying no like the city really big northeast southeast southwest you know i mean northeast is like you know i mean it's it's it's his own world north east fuck as you talking about oh i said northwest oh you go That shit you say all the shit that's all the cops of these knickers. You know what the fucked up part is? This the fuck that part.

That's my cousin talking that shit right there. That's nigga no, say no fresh, nigga. We ain't candy together with dumb as me. Hey, it's my cousin right there, man. He grew up with my cousin Jay right there, man. I'm speaking that shit from now. And what if she's trying to tell us on though? Like, man, these niggins.

You know what she just did? She just called all the niggas from Southwest to come to the show. The niggas was like, oh, damn, there's something going on downtown, Sillel. Look, like Donald and a damn right in a moment. Because every time some shit like that happens, somebody come up after the show and be like, yeah, that was my sister, man. That's how she told.

And get what you're going to total. I'm sorry. They fuck out my face. It sounded like a cat got pushed off him. He lived, bro. He lived, bro. Bro, stop that shit. He's talking about, ah.

She don't know what to do. She was like, damn, they all say it so much at the same time. Let me figure it out. Only one lady did what the shit saying. The nigger cat lived, man. You sound like an old door opening niggins. You stole it, bro. Oh, man, y'all niggas are crazy.

I love coming up here. Why y'all be like 10? That's Baltimore, Nick. What are they there, 10? That's Baltimore. We, we don't use... All y'all talk like, why the fuck y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all

y'all are yelling at me. We don't say, too, and I dig and shit. We say Marvel father. Mother. Mother, father. That's my mother and my father. Mother father. Mother father. Man, what's the mother D.C. word? Kill Mo. Kill Mo. Okay. We used to say Joe back in the day when they... Man. What's that with you, Joe? What's on, Joe? We say Joe to Chicago with the goddamn. Boots. She...

Bro, Boots just looking for something to be angry about. Relax. You're gonna have to fight no crime tonight, Wonder Woman. She tried to be in the sky, but she can't Looks like somebody needs some shit started She don't feel as much like a Joe She got a crazy superpower She just come up and fish bitches lacefronts when they falling off Hello

Your lace front is on the globe Why are you looking at me? I ain't saying that, bitch She showed up what a nigga she Bitch, I know where your nigga is. Get in the car We must go down! Let's go down. You're so stupid.

You should do water bitch. Dude, they got a long zipper or what? They got a long zip. As a matter of fact, come and let them see them. Come up here and let the people see the boots. She's fine now. Y'all got to see these stupid-ass boots. Oh, oh, stretch your stuff, bitch.

Look, that big water is still out there. Oh, oh. We're the latest in fashion of boots. That they got on some fingernails. Y'all built on old-ass fingernails back in the day. You built. What you mean? Boy.

You built like D.C. God damn. You better start playing. She built just like you, nigga. But you better leave that girl alone. That's the thing you got the white house fucked up. Ah! My man, I thought we had a comedy show.

That nigga, Carlos, different, man. That's a different, man. God, why you do Dwight like that, man? Dwight, you said you want to just hunk, big, eh, he got, man. That nigga said, I don't remember none of that shit. I'm just fucking with you. We are.

Oh, my God. I'm saying worse. I'm just fucking wish. Ah. Ah. But the fuck that part is y'all gonna pull up the picture of the game. The person who got the way, I will fuck that would be like, dad, that nigga, Carlos, and James. Ah.

Ah, that nigga. Yeah. Yeah. Twere gay bucks shot. You don't give a damn. Who ya hit? Oh my God. God.

Now we gotta talk about something positive. Look at the people. They aren't shocked. It's almost Christmas time. Christmas is right around the corner. Great signal. Yeah, Christmas is right around the corner. Close classroom.

Yeah, man. Christmas is right, Christmas is right around the corner. We need to get some Christmas girls for niggas like us. Niggas that grew up poor. They ain't make no poor Christmas girls. All the Christmas girls was fun. Oh, no, fly don't do it. He's on fire.

Oh, I thought you was about to say that's the boozy head on. This got a fire stick with your show. Fast thing with your order this motherfucker. It's not me tonight, you niggas. We're gonna get soon. Like I was saying, Christmas is right around the corner. But you is on fire, motherfucker. You understand me?

This what the boots look like. Look at the bottom is red. Oh my god. We got a red body, by the man. Ah! Oh shit. Stop! We had that funeral now.

She's going to take the pictures off and be like, go get in that corner, boots. Nika, did you play the goddamn Maya theme song? Nick. I thought, dude, it's floyd about to come out here. This, this is a black thing. This is a big for the Christmas girl, Nick. This ain't a Christmas girl.

This ain't no. Christmas camera, nigga. This the Maya for the Rugrats Steve song, nigga. Yeah. Don't worry about it. We'll make a Christmas carolada. Santa Claus got lost on the way to my house.

Who we are? Santa Claus got lost on the way to my house. Where the hell do you go? Somewhere else. What the fuck? Lead the damn beat alone, lead the goddamn beat alone. This shit don't sound like no Christmas girl.

We was on the road. This sounds like some shit you, make it used to catch the bitch shit. Go again, Checo, that was a good one. That was a good one of y'all. I ain't know where you were gonna go. Come on. Santa Claus got lost on the way to my house. Oh yeah.

Santa Claus got lost on the way to my house. on away to my house Where'd a head he got Somewhere else Cause I ain't get no fucking gifts I can't believe that I'm living here Like this What do you do?

That nigga didn't drop me off shit Nigger didn't drop me off shit Nigger didn't drop me off shit Oh hell not I ain't get shit for Christmas I ain't get shit for Christmas I ain't get shit for Christmas What? I ain't get shit for Christmas

What? I ain't get shit for Chris Maher, I ain't getting chipped for Christmas, I ain't getting chip of a cridma, I ain't getting chip of a crin'i Mike, I'll get you right when I get my taxes back, nigger, I'll put you right when I get my taxes back, nigger, I'll get you right when I get my taxes back, nigger, I'm trying to stay with the beep Virginia win I'm with you niggins I just make sure

I don't stop this shit this shit sounds like some Miami Vice right here everybody you know that's the shit

that be on y'all it sounds like the shit that would play on an iced tea commercial when these things

be trying to convince you to drink ice tea after you just rode a mountain bike down a mountain nigga it's a motherfucking

Snapple jingle. Have you had to choose today? It's some stupid shit. Well, we're gonna have to figure out something to do with the goddamn Mexican beat. Uh-uh. Go to another one. There we go. There we got a whole beat machine over there. I'm gonna stand a bandelast, don't yet I can't say, I know some Spanish, hey, I see red boots. Oh, hey, I get to say, red boots. That should be so cold if you knew some Spanish, if you knew some Spanish. If you knew some Spanish.

Keep going. I'm going to rapen in my manu E, eh, eh, eh, E! You know, deris So on the sea

Oh, Rostigone to mandelaire to Sto, so nondu And so I'm t'et t'emeter

upon a surre surrey I, and you I, and you, Yo, hey, oh,

eh, turn this shit off. Turn this shit off. Y'all are fucking stupid. This what happened when you got to do much? I ain't gonna make a song with no fucking one. with no fucking words. That's how they go.

You don't understand Spanish. No way, so it might as well be Spanish. I don't think Spanish people understand Spanish. They just be talking. Who about that is shit? Who said that out of like? Some about a sonobar to do us. What is that?

What is that? Go! Oh! You don't act like you ain't been up in the middle of the night watching that shit for 45 minutes and start thinking you know what they're saying. Them, them Spanish, so-bobri-knit-down. Similize, don't know what I, so-de-so-do-law, but I don't know what I, so-do they said of this. He's a lot of you. I don't know what I want to do

Tassi. Rosso Big Boots! Taras, a little bit of a little bit of a sea. I ain't say shit. I ain't say shit. We love you, big boots. I ain't gonna lie. I like your big boots.

I fuck you with your boots on. Because I know it's gonna take a long time for you to take them off. She's like, you want me? I'm like, no, bitch. Yeah. You... Stop talking about her boots and the brother get mad. Yeah, he talked too.

He's like... I might have fight these guys. He landed. He didn't laughing on the inside. We got any single ladies here tonight. Come here, put that puts right here. Yeah. We'll hollered y'all after Christmas.

New Year's, bitch. New Year's resolution when you feel like being a boss. I want to catch you on the uprise. Who said that New Year's resolution? already. Catch a bitch on her uprise. I'm trying to get some

I don't wonder when she's going through some bans. I don't want to hear that shit, bitch. Why you got your phone up? You single too? That's that church hand shit.

Why you? She's single? You sitting by a nigger. He don't know you single? That's your friend. That nigger don't want to be your friend. You think that nigger want to be your friend? That nigga bought no tickets, bitch.

He's trying to hit! That's your problem. She's gonna hit you with that bullshit when y'all get back to the house. Thank you so much. Hold on. What's she saying? What you say, Mama? I bought these tickets for me and my sister, but she couldn't messier.

Oh. So you're telling the two. You bought the tickets for you and your sister, but her sister couldn't make it. So she told the other nigga, hey, you ain't got shit to do. Hey, she called him. Hey, nigga, I ain't gonna never get no money. Damn, y'all. Hurt that nigga feeling.

He thought that she really had chose him instead. Nope. Found out he was the back up, nigga, because somebody couldn't make it. Show live, you're the option, nigger. You're number two. You're just a bank up, nigga. You better be glad you picked up the phone, niggins. She's going to call her cousin next.

Look, he's trying to lean over. Man, watch out. She played too, god damn. Shit, you're in here now. You better have some fun. You better ask for some pussy tonight. Ask, though. Like, shit, you're about to get them niggas on the stage,

so. Niggins dude, who she would be to fuck? Huh? I don't know, but she had a phone up. She had a phone up. Your teddy came out, man. She's going to fuck something, her tit out. Oh, your whole teddy came out.

Oops. Your teddy didn't smell. The funny part is the teddy was drunk, too. The tit apologized when it came out. Ah, my bad. Tiddy got a headache. That Tudy had no nipple on. That Tiddy got a head, Tudy need an excedron.

That Tiddy. That TV was like, man, I've been working all day, my name is. Yeah, let me y'all get out of them. I got a headache. He's stupid. He's stupid. Man. He's stupid.

Miss lady, that nigger ain't trying to be your friend, though. No disrespect. Niggas don't want to be your... And then ladies, y'all don't even be real friends. Y'all don't learn how to do shit friends, dude. You don't know how to play mad in 2K. You don't roll no blunts. You don't roll no blunts.

You don't let me put me on. Let me fuck none of your home girls. What are friends? single lady you've been three he been one of the fucks as y'all was 18 man he's been won the fuck since they were 16 she were 18 you been using that niggas for a long at time bro what the fuck wrong with you bro and then she be and then the ladies y'all be using the sweet niggins for the bullshit come out to this show with me so i don't have to sit by myself come help me move my refrigerator let him meet a bitch tonight and be like well shit you straight

I can, I'm gonna go on here to do. She can be like, really? That's fucked up. That's how you do me. She really liked the nigga on a load. She just want to egg out booze. Bitch you single. And to get that niggins some coochie.

Hey, bro, if I would you drop ass out of me and way, but like, hey, man, he ain't fucking big, gone about you did. Yeah, you got to start a car real, man. Look, look, look, what you really did you do? Take it in the southwest, and they get a park. It'll be like, look, bitch, you're going to have to get out. You're going to have to be out here with these niggas. your own fuck around and come.

You don't do that. I don't hurt me. Oh, she's going to hear it. She's going to get back in the car. You are, how long you're going to be buggy? I got some to do. Fuck you mean. Uh-oh.

She tried to. She tried to hug you and you ain't hug her. Hey, what love? As I see that, hey, what love? You need a hide. Ain't you, I turn to go get your bitch, man, come on. And you got up, say, who the hell, bro, hook you to the show? That's what the greatest movie's ever made.

Nigger, what's love got to do with in-house, out, house, in-house. That was the real, man. That nigga was like, yeah, bitch, hold his son. You sing the song like I got their room song. Bruh. I know how to sing the song. I know the words, like, oh, you know the word.

Yeah, you're right, you're like the goddamn song. A goddamn word. See me got a damn song like I wrote it at me. Hell wrong with you. Hell wrong with you. That move was so hard when that nigga came and then said, Hey, put some motherfucking stank on it. Nah, you know, the cold and shit he told.

That was a life. That nigga told her, he said, look here, bitch, like this here. If you die, I'm a kid, you hear me. That nigga said, if you don't make it. I'm gonna kill you. You know how gangsa that is? Bitch, if you die, I'm gonna kill you. She's gonna die twice.

You know how much love? You gotta have your bitch to say, bitch, if you die, now I'm gonna kill you. That nigga gonna choke her ass in the casket. This thing is. She did that stint, though. She got them motherfucking with him. That might be the best biopic right there. She's on the ass on.

That might be the best bio. I don't think nobody else's biopic was better than that. Ray Charles. Ray Charles. She did with that, too. She was two hours and 30 minute long. But god damn You know the fuck no part about the Ray Charles

Little world He ain't even get to see it Oh my man So wrong with this nigga, man I'm glad it's not me, yes I make motherfuckers I thought this nigga was by to say something profound. This nigga said he ain't ain't get to see it. And the fucked up

out, even if he was here when it came out, he still wouldn't have seen it. He'd heard it, though. What if he would have been in that big listening like? Now see, that's a goddamn lie. That ain't what I told him, folks. Nigger. That's crazy. Niggas like Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder ain't. Stevie Wonder one of coldest nigger ever ain't never seen the piano, nigga. That's crazy. Crazy fuck if you think Steve wanted to can't see it's the video on YouTube right now Stevie wanted to onstage singing somebody walked by and knocked the microphone down that nigga called it he kept saying that's good that you don't believe me pull it up right motherfucking down hey Steve wanted to catch his microphone then they were like you know

well let me know Steve KC is he still got him dreadful shit Steve you think of bullshit Steve he wanted to catch his mic stand ain't no way Steve can see because if he did he would have been cut the dread Stevie wanted to be at the basketball game and everything. That nigga know which end to look at. No, Stevie is not, Stevie is blind. If he was not blind... Steve wanted to be at the game, like,

nigga, that goes to Bruin. How the fuck do you know, Steve? Carlos, I respect all of that, but if he wasn't blind, he would have cut them dreads, man. That nigga is blind. He thinks you can't see him. That's what the problem is. Man, these niggins can't see me.

They fucked up. They ain't wrote man song. How they're going to tell me? Motherfucker walking around with a full headline ain't wrote no beautiful shit. Are you beautiful, fucking that, uh? That nigga stupid, man. Hey, right?

He said he ain't blind. They just think he can't see him. And they go to LeBron got there. Nigger, that's LeBron. What would happen if you at the basketball game? Nick, Steve, I want to turn around. He saw that thing. That'll fuck you up.

You walk down the motherfucker. We didn't made it to the awards, the Grammys. We walking out the hallway. Carlo, Jiko, hey, nigga, come here. Where D.C. at? Like, nigger. I'm running. I don't take it. I'm hauling ass.

You're like, where you going? But to the car? You've been lying this whole time. I don't trust you. I don't worry about it. I ain't ever scared of shit no more, nigger. Because now that I know, anytime I go somewhere, me, play with me if you want to, nigga.

Oh, you want to see. Oh, you want to play, nigga. Watch this. Bro, I just thought of some stupid shit. It's a lady in here that play too much. Uh-oh, what you got? She's gonna be fucking with her dude tonight. Like, come on, get some pussy.

She's gonna end them with it. I know it's gonna happen. That's how the bitchy's a dude early in the morning, because you know they need that little, that little open. You know, to get that little out. That's how they yawn. Get that little smell like, puss. Puss.

This dick said puss. Yeah, I can, I'm glad you're gonna. Glad you woke up, bitch. That shit. That nigga said. I got that little wake up, that little pussie. Hey, D.C.

Wouldn't the pussy be dry? That bitch opened up like a bill, don't it? Oh, my God. She opened up like the cable bill, envelope. All right, let me stop. Y'all don't appreciate this shit. He's stupid up here, bro.

Oh, my God. He's a nut, bro. I'm hungry. Little have my uncle's like there, bro. Got going to. To the carryout thing you know niggas I argue what's the best carryout in the city some who man nah I ain't trying to get no carryout bro I want to eat a dark skin woman they taste like flats I said I want to eat a dark skin woman they taste like flats dark skin women dog yeah when you eat

when you get the wings and they be all flashed that's what dark skin women ain't like that dog skin Coochie. Stop eating air pussy, bro. No, it's, I'm showing what I can do. Oh. You're giving a preview. I ain't the type of nigger that's going to eat the first day I'll meet you. I'm not. Anybody kill myself, eat pussy.

Oh, I don't eat a pussy to us. It looks like you're having a seizure. Why be trying to make that I do my best? Like, I don't eat up a pussy to I'm seeing what a mama like. Like you're getting a grade. You ain't getting graded? Oh yeah, actually you are getting graded. Ladies, y'all be great.

the shit out, niggas. You went, let me see, I ain't, nigga, A, B, C, D, E. I don't eat a pussy till I see what her mama look like. Let me tell ya's off. If I could eat that pussy without a warning and they don't got no smell, I'm falling in love. If I can go straight down now, I'm like, ooh,

I ain't have to do no tear dry. But if I gotta go down there, oh shit, got to regroup. Yep. Whoa, went down the tooth ass. And this bitch let me. Bitch let me, I do not trust you. Yeah. If you get that first shot of pussy and it's tangy,

that shit will make you look like a sneeze that won't come out. Yeah, that first lick of pussy be strong like a shot of patron. That way you got a lick, you got a lit pass. It's like good five licks. If it keeps going after the fire, that bitch got a problem. And then got a tussie pop routine. One, two, three, four, five. Yeah, that pussy ain't right.

Nope. Bro, that is one of the... Okay, it's gone. That commercial is to tell you all about life. Really? That Tusset Road commercial. A little white boy

got a Tussarone pop. Go up to the old nigger. Mr. Turtle! How many licks does it take to get to the Tussing Road sent up a Tussie Pop? The turtle, old nigger. He ain't never made it without bait. Golden ass Mr. Owl.

Mr. Owl in the trick, gay as him. Mr. Owl! How many legs does it take to get to the Tussie Roll Center of the Tizzy Pot? Mr. Owl look gay-ass, oh don't know. But let's find out. A one? A two! A three. Crunch.

Three. And then gained a little boy to stick back. Hmm. Oh, that was good. That was delicious. That's great. That is true. This one you knew he was game when he said,

a two. Three. Three. Oh, man, that shit is a lie! Three. You is a nut! Nika, you ain't never heard a niggas thing. A two.

Oh, I did. He'd be like, a two. Three. That diggin, that is stupid. You had to watch this shit. Oh, my God. That was getting you ready to learn how to deal with people, I remember.

I remember the main one. He used to be like a little, it was like an alligator or some shit, and the moment he's a rap his tongue around the whole motherfucker Tootipa just, I just be like, I don't want that. I want to play that commercial in Atlanta, we ain't. I got to do it. I got to see the commercial with the Alligator.

I don't want that game right on the cable in Atlanta, niggins. Atlanta niggas had their old commercial. Hey, we're still shawdy. Forward the tooth apart, my nigga. On the cater, I heard. Turn on, nigga, where side? Like, yeah, I fuck with that. I don't do my city like that hair now.

That was the Tisipop commercial. Fuck you mean. Anybody ever seen the Tissipop commercial with the Alligator? I ain't never heard y'all talk like this either yo too don't give a fuck don't do my city like that but I was there tall about you just made me think of an old commercial I remember when Coco Christmas had a commercial they had a monkey who used to be a black monkey who used to like swing from the trees rapping and shit he was on the coke y'all don't remember the Coco Christmas monkey when I get hungry I swing from the trees

because everybody wants my cock up peace nigger that that's part of the most racist shit They had a Caribbean Ramping monkey You probably can't even YouTube That shit That's an old ass commercial

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Ford Honda Cherry beavers and many vans over 600 cars, trucks, SUVs, are you listening, man? And Eastern Motors, you'll get your car today. And Eastern Motors. We'll finance you all the way. That was my shit. There was enough one. Remember that mother, gotta go Gapco, get my fucking Gapco.

You got to buy a car from Eastern Motors at this point. Oh, Eastern Motors is classic, my name. Nick, the best commercial of all ten. Nope. Never synced it. Oh, white lady. Hell, I'm falling and I can't get up. Maw-fucking life alert, dang.

Hey, that bitch, I already fell, though. The bitch ain't false. Somebody like, and action. Hell, I've fallen, and I can't get up. The life alert be right now on her chest. Can you touch it? I know. That I need a life alert.

It's been some classic commercial. I bet y'all remember that McDonald's commercial. I woke up and caught you creeping tip toe tip. Ooh, girl, I got your secrets. This thing is something about the next. Yeah, what that McDonald's loving. It just ain't fair. Why don't you share your love with me?

Hey, girl. Oh, you got 10 piece, please don't be thin dry. I'm like, nigger. Y'all, y'all. got a crack head on y'all commercial you ain't never seen that niggins don't be still that nudge that niggins song for them nuggets girl y'all talking about our commercials i ain't never seen that commercial who the fuck is that saying i don't know the king r and b i guess i don't know who that was singing y'all got crazy commercial we got crazy commercial we got crazy

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Hold on you. y'all remember the old sacking hotline commercial people be on that bitch i lost some jury where should i look i think somebody put roots on me am i going to win the lotto you don't remember them shit yeah but you're trying to get about 80 but i know right i remember my man i remember my man billy maize though ladies and gentlemen this is oxy clean that's right it'll clean anything in your house we need to come out with some coochie clean nigga that should be dope we made the commercial for that ladies and gentlemen welcome to cooeyed Coochee Clean live. We teach you how to clean that Coochee. That's right. We got a box of Coochee clean right here. Ladies, open your legs. Woo-wee. That smell is it normal.

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I know if somebody washed a pussy in my sink. You hid. Yeah. Why would you want to have a clean pussy but the back of your ears dirty? Bitch, take a hose shower. The pussy smell good, but I can't caress your neck because it's grit and shit. neck dirty and shirt I'm the only one

bro you ain't never been about to get supposed to then you look over her brush strap dirty you're like fuck nah that brass strap ain't gonna stop me boy it better you're gonna have a bacteria infection your dick gonna smell just like your feet so you'll need to put some tough acting to enacting on your shit

man you better wear a rubber bro they got some shit out here Turn your dick to a sweet potato. I ain't saying I want to wear rubble. You got damn doctor don't know what you do with that bitch. Like, bro, I don't know what you tell. You put some yams with that, motherfucker. I'm gonna fuck that. I'm from the hood.

Fuck a bronze scrap, bitch. You're gonna fuck one of these bitches. You're gonna be disappearing like the Avengers. Your shit, they're gonna be floating away. Don't look like Thanos snap, the nigger. snap, the nigger. Where the fuck is D? A, I ain't my face.

Nigger, gonna be outside with a bag on his head. Nigger face keeps slipping old. He said my face. Nicar face gonna be three years above. And they said they're going to start disappearing like the adventures. That nigga, that ain't retarded, man. I hold on you, Nick. Bruh.

What did you say? How old are you? I'm 35. You 35? Yeah. She said, yes. Come on that. Yes.

See? It's a whole lot of ladies. That bitch, oh, the hell. You got to have you a grown-ass woman, bro.

When she said yes, that she's like, I know what she's talking about. I love women who my age, 35 and shit. Keep that soft blanket on the back of the car, so you take them naps.

Yeah, yeah. I'm talking about one of the women who don't even ride dick. They'll just get up there to show you. They'll get up there be like, this knee fucked up. I can't even do this.

You fuck with that bitch if you watch you, Carlos. It ain't even that she old. She had a car. When she was 22 in Daytona, her home girl got drunk and they hit a curb. You're going to hit her if you want to get a cell phone call. That bitch is going to be FaceTime you like this. I'm falling and I can't get up.

That's how women who are- They don't give a fuck when they're 30 and up. They just lay that with the nut on them. I'm straight, go ahead. I'm gonna lay just like this. I ain't got this. I ain't like these young bitches. They ain't got to get right up.

See, time of us, scream. Yeah, you would fella sleep with some nut on you, ma'am, you are a gangster. That shit gonna hurt like a motherfucker with you peel that shit off. See, only young women will be tripping on shit like that. She's going to put off like glue, nigger. I know it, ladies, if you sleep with some nut on you fellas, you ever accidentally didn't wipe all the nut off and catch something later on and that nigger and wipe that shit off your skin start coming off, nigga, like, ah, bitch,

you don't even catch it, your shirt just be up here like this would be glued to. You're like, oh shit, that, ah, fuck. You got to peel that shit off your head come off. and everything I told you man that pussy juice got bleach in it you ever get something on the front of your shirt oh you know what that is that shit ain't that wasn't that white line that white streak all thing I know what you was doing it was just so stupid bro you get that white shit on your shirt it ain't coming off you know why because those are people in there yep it's like

all Cougas all Cougal pussy got that little change purse clamp That's how they closed it. Thank you, young man. Go down there. I'm about to eat this, Ms. Yudis. The only thing I don't like about fucking older women is they weren't a big-ass panties, bro. She'd take off them pants. You don't even know if you want some pussy no more. You're like, why you got these penitentiary panties on? Big juice-ass pants. You know the panties big as hair when the ass chicks don't even hang out.

No, yeah. The panties be balled up on the side of her thigh, like this bitch. Big stupid air. Extra panties happen. They give you with your shit on yourself in elementary school. Here, take these till your mama come. I wish they had draws and lava coming up. They just let us shit on ourselves.

Damn. Yeah, you had to walk around and look like this all day. Naga, what type of school you went till they just let you walk around with shit on you all day? Until they find out... With him? Huh? You so stupid ass. I can't...

That used to be disrespectful. That's some disrespect with shit motherfucker used to make you had to ask to go to the bathroom. You were in that picture. Mr. Bain, what would you do? Can I go to the bathroom, please? No, you cannot. You do not need to go to the bathroom. You're trying to run the hallway. Bitch, I'm about to shit on myself. Please let me go to the bathroom. That's when you had to be humble to go to the bathroom.

Hey, how you doing, Miss Jones? Now look, I know I'm not one of your top scholars, but if you could, if you could, if you could, You can just do me a solid just one time. And then you start explaining shit that ain't got nothing to do. Like, look, my fifth period class is all the way on the other side. And we had spaghetti with the garlic bread. If you could, if you could please, you don't even ask to go to the bathroom. If you could please just excuse me to go to the restroom.

No, you're a lavatory. That's what you're using lavatory. I'm with the D.C. public schools, niggas used to go hard. Man, fuck this shit. Man, I'm going to the motherfucking bathroom show. You got me fucked up, bitch. I ain't about to piss on myself if you stupid-ass bitch.

Now the teacher be cutting your ass out. Get your bitch ass out of my class room there, nigga. My class ain't had no doughs so we can take a walk out. Oh. It'd be straight, nothing. That's how my high school was. We ain't had no walls or nothing. Who's going to start me if I go to the bathroom?

Who, who, who? Who went to D.C. public schools in this, motherfucker? All the way through from pre-K to 12th grade. Who went? Hey, what school you went to? You're Spanish? That name is like 21 people. You went to Bell and Brown?

You went to Bell. I know you went to Bell. That's where all the Spanish people went to Bell. Brown Union. You probably in Brown Union. Oh yeah, I know. Your mother was in Brown Union? That's the Spanish gang for all the people who don't know uptown

is Brown Union. Yeah, they are, they are... They'll cut your ass. Yeah. Cut your hair. Yeah. Niggas, I don't understand. It was tough going to D.C. public schools. Niggas started claiming their neighborhoods in the first grade.

You being that, niggins, where you from? My mother, pussy. That's when you ain't from nowhere. You can't say that. You better get you a hood for you get young. Damn. Damn, we like that. In the rich of school, y'all niggas couldn't learn? Nope.

Nope. Noges is bad as shit in D.C. public schools. Niggas be nine years old. Gangsters. Man, I'm from 640. Fuck you. 6.40, fuck you time out, man. You're six. So what, nigga, my pistol, nine.

Ain't the fuck wrong with you. Damn, y'all, y'all were gangster. Yeah, it was real. He started selling crack. That was 15. Damn. He was a late bloomer. No, I wasn't a late bloomer.

I always knew what I was going to do. I did, like, kid screech shit. Fuck what you're talking about. But I'm just saying, Bobby Smurter said he was selling crack in the fifth grade. Who? Bobby Shmurter. Look at my face. But they ain't let nobody selling no crack,

ain't no fifth grade. Who you is? Who the fuck was his plug? That ain't a lot of responsibility, bro. Nah, ain't a lot. Like that you're, it depends on how tall you is in the fifth grade. If you're like grown fifth grade, like yeah.

But you just let you know the type of people that crack is, uh. Who? Cracky, that just let you know the type of motherfuckers that crack hands are. Yeah, my little man got it. Ain't no man over there with a little man. My little man is right now.

He got the black. on him. He didn't get in the way. He only know what he's giving. He's just getting it away. No, we got to go up to the elementary school if you want to go and get straight. Yeah, he's gonna be over by the monkey bars at 3.30. Then what time they get out on 3.30. I used to cut my dope up so much. I used to fuck it up. I used to cut it down. It'd be like a 35. I'd be like, man, you know what? That's too much. I cut that motherfucker again. I'm like, shit. I got two nicks. I just lost $20. I gotta get this shit up.

They don't know about fucking that dope. Now you gotta scoop all that shit together. Now you gotta sell some powder. You'll chop your shit down to some powder again. Chop my shit down the pile. I'm like, fuck down. I might as well go on this, sell powder now. The only nigga in America ever had crack powder, nigg. They were like, that shit was sizzling.

I'm like, yeah, that new shit. Hey, man, you're stupid. I don't fucking drugs. I ain't never did no drugs, man. She said you're alive. You're another one. What drugs have I done, motherfucker, since you know everything? Exactly. She on drugs. She doesn't win to sleep.

Niggas is doing different drug. That weed ain't no drug, but... Exactly. Like, weed is not a drug. I'm sorry to say, I used to do all that shit. We weed ain't even... I don't even know what the fuck weed do, bro. I bet you ain't never smoked a dip.

No, I want to witness that stupid. Don't. Don't ever smoke one. That's not. I don't be with that stupid shit. Yeah, niggas a lunch out on that devil. But listen to this shit. They said weed make you forget. How the fuck you remember that you smoke weed there? That's a good point.

Can you, I think you remember you. We make you forget, like right on the spot. Yeah, me, we'll be telling about to do some shit. You'd be like, damn. We make you forget shit like what side of the car, your gas tank on, nigga? Drive around the gas. pump four times I am again so did you start talking about weed a nigger with the

safety enforcement vest car the fucking safety enforcement what happened what happened OG what he was doing safety enforcement bit that ran on the bill he put his hand what he do give me that shit what he doing safety enforcement you take a cigarette motherfucker got a boost mobile phone on his shoulder he was smoking me oh they smoked that staking ass shit you're lucky he kick you up a smoking meal come hell give me that shit you have no gas why he take that bullshit but you spoke of your shit they'd be saying everything twice they should give you a citation for that shit they geek it they geek it I'm high she's smoking me they should kick you at the club

for smoking me what happened baby no we're not Mama, that's an O.G. You got that leather hat and a jacket to match. You look like, you great, go to this. Look, that nigger wasn't a man. Oh, and a joke. You're like, you great to go to the Shattone. Get me a goddamn mid. Yeah, you great. You can put it out with his hand.

This shit ain't even hot. You can put your shit out like this. Yeah, right on their little booze, but it was just a man. Just a little mid. Just a little man. Just a little man. No, I stopped taking up for that mid. That's how you know it's a mid.

You know the old man. There's three people on the blood. That's how you know it's a man. Yeah, they fuck him. It was all right. Yeah. Came with that leather hat. They come with me.

It was decent. Y'all remember biker boy? Biker boys, yeah. That's a little like the mama of biker boy. Yeah, she do look like the mom off biker boy. Why y'all teach on some tall? Y'all so got them sense. That guy they're always trying to start some shit.

Ooh. Ooh, you're gonna let them say that, this shit. Oh, I smell it. It's me. No, we talk about that bad-ass-haired, man. That weed, weed, we, stupid-ass. No, that's something else, they gave it to you. We know what that mead and roach spray smell like. You smell like fat. Smoking,

you might well hit some cake too, nigga. You get you drink. She said, no, no. Buga. I like that shit, so I'm serious. That shit be having niggas fuck. You can be trippin' Bro's in time. Like, that don't make you scared?

Like, you be like, man, it's a slight chance you might turn it to a gargle hill, Nick. Yeah. That video where they lady would be like, Help me, me. Oh, yeah, he definitely needs milk. Hey, what if they need you like go in and out of that shit? Like, real.

They can. I thought, no, bro, get me out. They can. Like, I told that stupid ass, he just walking with him. Nick, how long this shit like? I don't know. They said that shit at the gas station. I'm not buying nothing.

You got to roll up out the gas station. I don't know. None of that stupid ass. Listen, stop passing me, y'all. Bloods, I ain't smoked. I got weed. I smoke my own shit. I don't know what y'all,

I think of smoking, man. I ain't time to be doing this shit down the street. They're like, ain't that D.C. Fuck you mean? Say it one more time, DZ. I can't fucking me. Fucked up. Oh, shit.

These d'nick can be tricked. Man, for real. You don't know what the fuck. He's going to go, bro. Where is you trying to go? Once you get all the way high, you're going to be like, God damn. Yeah, he's trying to go to the top.

We need to get that down now. You can't even see shit. You too high. Yeah. You can't focus. Ain't nobody out there with you. You're the only one that high. Fuck.

You need friends to be high-ha-ha with you. She'd be so fun. I can't do drugs, man. Yeah, nah, I took some Molly one time, nigga. That's all it took. What happened? Never again. That shit kicked in out of nowhere,

Nick, I took that shit, that shit ain't kick into like an hour later. Bish took a picture of me, Nick, I started hearing the stand alive. Blu-Doo-Doo-Doo, blood-blown-blum-blum-blum-blum-blown. Blum-blum-blum-blum-blown. How you doing, baby? You're feeling yourself, bro?

But, nigger, I was feeling myself like a motherfucker. Can't do that shit. Then, and the bitches wouldn't answer the phone. I always say, That shit make you want to fuck so bad, nigga. Oh my God. I almost fuck Siri. That was the only bitch

I answered on me, man. Like, all right, bitch, you keep on. I'm gonna stick my dick in the charger hole. You keep on. I'm gonna do it to you. I was so geek, that my dick went to even move. That bit, it was just

dangling. I'm like, bro, a geek does. He's like, you want to fuck. I'm like, I want to fuck, but shit, this nigga tripping. Trust me, that bitch is pussy for a long time. She's like, baby, you've been down there for a long time.

Like, bitch, this niggins still ain't moved. Oh, too geek. Your dick be having other plans for the weekend. Well, I'm going to see an old friend. Why you grab yourself like that? That's because he has his sweat on. Well, we have plans. We are going to the movies.

That motherfucker was not blue. I've been playing on fucking this weekend. I'm going to be away. That bitch wouldn't move, John, I was geeked up. Out my mind, I was geeked up. Fuck drugs, nigga. Real. I'm glad that, I'm glad that ain't come out.

I'm trying to be on. With the rap game first, I would have been a geek most. Anybody go get some more meat. Yeah. You know, old people, they can't, they can't hold out without weed too long. Bitch called George. She got the all leather on life. Who do you call in DC?

She's drunk. George. George in the wheelchair. He got good weed. Look at all the man, look at his legs. He'd be fresh in hair just like this. He's like, yeah, I got the weed up under my palate right here. If you just go right there and get it. Hey, put you down, I'll be grabbing all that weed.

What do when he get mad if somebody tried playing, D.C.? Papa Will. Probably with it. Well, I see you, but. This nigga is crazy, man. Hey, bro. You are as old, man. Yeah, that's stupid.

Look, how long we've been up here, man? No, we've been up here. I want to stay. That key, that keep me boat, like me. What you say? She said, she said a long time. Not a long enough. All right, well, we ain't going nowhere.

No, go nowhere. Don't leave. Whank? Who want to fuck our famous nigga, man? God damn. You don't want your dreams to come true, bitch? Oh, that's how you be getting it. Hey, yeah, I'm trying to make a bitch dream come true. She is. Don't be acting boogey, bitch, because after me, ain't nobody going to want to fuck you. You stupid. Bitch ain't been to be like, what's up? That the closest they're going to get.

Oh, you, Chico? Hey, no, you know. You can't show up in the city and give some pussy because then all the niggins who've been trying to fuck and they're going to hear about it. Like, oh, so that's how you get down. You just fucking niggins from out of town. I see, you, shuddy. How you got to do about that little man some shoes? Oh, you were one of them bitches

just fucking niggins from out of town, okay. Some hate mad shit right there. You got that about that little man's some shoes. Aw, you care. No, though. Look at her, she just got guy. She said, uh-oh. Yep.

Nicka bought them shoes. You gave him to pussy. He ain't caught your hat back. Ah-ah. Shoals on for the low-low. He knew the bitch at the cash register. Got the shoes, what, 2899? The pussy called 29.

899, no tax. That's terrible. Well, that niggas do that shit all day, man. That niggas been doing that shit, right? That's how we do it, man. Criminal time, man. They're going to see Uncle Charles, man. Uncle Char going to skin down.

Quick thou. Thou. Thou don't change the bitch life. Look, you heard. bitch, thawwak. Don't change the bitch life. She's gonna put her, she gonna bust it over. Shout out to the ladies in here who got a sugar daddy. Ain't no wrong with that shit. I got a sugar mama, shit.

I need one. Sugar daddies because of my young girl, I'm gonna tell you like this here. Hey, uh, now I know you look like you struggling over here. What you say you live in? You live in South Vietnam? Man, man. Well, I got a nice little place out in, uh, yeah, right now there, uh, uh, yeah, right now there, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, right out there at Gaithersburg, Maryland. Yeah, I'm living out there.

Look at her, look, you didn't been out. So you must have got you, a nigga took you out there, young baby. All right, all right. Well, look here, bitch. I pay your bills if you keep it real, you know. You know what I mean? I pay your bills if you keep it real, but I got a little pole over here. You need to give a field, if you know what I'm saying, young bitch.

I couldn't be no pimp. Bishers just wasn't listening to me. They want to take me serious. I'm like, bitch, go make my money. They're like, shut up. I'm like, this bitch, stripping. Yeah. I could be no pen beef. I love this too much.

My bitch is I had PTO and all types of shit. Paid leave. You're an understanding type nigga. My bitch had PTO. Daddy, I need to take a day of my cousin coming in town. Where, baby? Use some of your PTO. You good. I remember one time big com. He said, Pussy time off. That's what it's staying for. Pussy time off when you're a pimps.

She said, Dad, I don't think he wants to pay. I said, bitch, you better call police, bitch. I can't call police, bitch. I can't do this shit with you. You can't put on this, bro, huh? You said, you can't do this, don't quit on this, bro, we need you. What? You were into the nigger. You hit the fault with the fool, bam, but don't get soft now, nigga.

You're right. You hit the folk with that, what? You fought everybody up and down with, nigga. I know, man. Yeah. I know. I know. Yeah, I got soft hard.

Y'all see the dick. You're stupid. Yeah. I can't believe the type of shit that I'll be saying. Whatever. We can't believe the shit you'll be saying. We got to bat that shit up like. He said it, so...

Looking like the emoji. I don't know. You stupid. I'm telling, I mean, shout out to all the real niggins in here, man. That didn't ever drunk some titty milk on accident. That shit ain't take like milk in the can. Hold up. Only one nigga clap, bro.

My man, Malcolm X was like, my brother, my brother. And it's two, only two. Fuck y'all, man. Niggins out here ain't even sucking tits for it. Joy told him I ain't got no more weed. They came back. George don't pick up. They Uber left there.

I know. Got all that level. You're looking like that. Jackson Control. That's what it is. That's not automatic control. The rhythm nation. You're like the rhythmation in this motherfucker.

Hey, man. They tell them that. They're about to kick us out of here. We got a wrap up. And it is a place I'm out. good rhythm nation jacket control control this is officially our last show it's our last show for 2018

hell no no it's gonna keep this shit going we're gonna run the white boat light bill up no it's not our last show it's just the last one for 2018 most death no it's gonna be here tomorrow Oh, hold up. We do have a show here. Well, I told you been still saying that. Oh, yeah.

Well, let me tell her. We have a show here tomorrow, too. But you can't smoke me at that one either. Now, me and she goes doing a special... We're doing a special engagement tomorrow. He got to go to Minnesota. He got to go to Minnesota. He got to stop talking to her name.

She wasn't. Her jacket had made out an old nigger wallet. That shit is amazing. It's an old... I like her. She looked like a very caring woman. very caring woman to type that hold a titty from the bottom while you took it you stupid she keep a cooler i like her what time is it dc what time it's time it's time to get

high and fuck one of these bad bitches i ain't like because i'm in love one 51 22 i was about to say what's so big bird you think i didn't see you creep up here i see you too big bird up there with the yellow jacket they're her coat right there oh yeah I'm Let me see your coat. Let me see your coat real quick. You want to see that yellow thing? Don't get bit, chico. That motherfucker nice though.

Don't scratch it. You know your back ain't all the way right. That shit is cold. That bitch is. What is it? Shit, what is it? What the fuck? What are there? Egg yolk?

He's got a coat made out of canary. Let's make some scramble eggs in his mouth. That's shit hard. Yeah, let me get the lemon head fur, niggie. Now that big cold, let me see what it's here. Nigger, Chico, if you put that fur with those boots, she'll look like, ooh. She's going to look like she's going to look like she hong,

hogan, bitch. She'll look like she hong, hogan, bitch with this yellow and red on. What's you gonna do? Bitch gonna look like a nice hot dog without all this catch up in the muster. Amen. That will be a safe and outfit

just only in the bedroom, though. Don't come out the room with that stupid ass shit. When she opened it up, ah, a bit, don't come out that room. My family over here. My auntie them downstairs. I don't even see that stupid ass shit.

My auntie downstairs. It's a bird upstairs. You know, you're all your auntie shit. Your auntie going to introduce you to some of the worst niggas you ever meet in your life. I got grown before I realized my auntie was selling pussy, all them holidays. How you fired out, bro? Man, because the nigga pulled up in the square body Lincoln and cut the wheel.

He was, he had got loose. I guess he had blew the car. He was like, tell you, Auntie, stick her ass out to do real quick. Stick her ass out to do. I think he meant her head, but he said, tell her stick ass out to do. He didn't think his stupid head. Every since then, I've paid attention to the signs. Toad just tried to sit out all smooth in hell. I see your ass, Toad.

Hey man. This has been a lovely morning in here with you people. I don't want to lead. Shout out to the girl who got the dick on the head. Mugger's in here sleepy. That motherfuckinckin' top. Sleep like a mouth. Diggling, diggling, diggling, diggling, diggling, diggling.

Diggling. Diggling, diggling. Dang. That's all the white people, Christmas. girl sung by the same name ever holly jolly christmas rudolph the red nose reindeer what that papa i just scrubbed in the snowman come all y'all what you say what that pop i just scrot oh oh it's about to go there oh yes uh uh oh what joh way playing something so we can get the city of the district of columbia it went away it went away it was your gas uh yeah we just gas

yeah i everything you know that little paul you like oh shit walking to the pique you fine It's just gas. It's just gas. I thought I ain't the shit for a big boy. That's it, nigga. Shout out to all the beautiful ladies in there. I am looking for a new baby mama. I want a new baby mama.

Somebody I could take pictures with and be proud of. Oh, turn up. Fuck you. I didn't get to pick the last one. I'm gonna pick my next one. I'm looking for a new baby mama for the new year. Nick, I spray you, you won't fire, nigga, I'll spray you. Stop this shit.

Uh, uh, turn up, uh, turn up, uh, gas came back. I hate this, nigger, man. Shit, God, damn! This gonna be the last sound we see y'all before the New Year, man, so happy New Year. Happy New Year! Oh! Happy New Year! year to my knick-out make sure y'all continue to support the 85s show my knickers

hey it's 2019 on these big jazz makers uh yeah yeah make sure you grab your tickets from the box office tomorrow night me and chico do a one show only eight o'clock grab your tickets on the way out make sure you stop by the merch table grab you a hoodie grab you a hat grab you something You go. We're about to leave and you had a good time. Everybody let me see you whining. Like, one, two, three, four, five. This dead peak to make you come alive.

We in DC right now and you know I'm about to go catch the X2, bro, because I need to feel real good. Turn up. Turn up. Make it drop. You already know we can. Turn out. Turn up.

Yes, indeed. Don't bleed. You already know that we're about to leave. Turn up. Turn up. Let's scoot. Hey, man, we appreciate y'all coming out. We all to Eddie Y'all's out with you, D.C.

We love y'all. We love y'all. We like y'all. D.C. y'all fly. Carlos Miller. We love the shit out, y'all, D.C. I said, what's up? Give me through.

This is the bitch with the bad foot cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get on it. I think I'm about to take my shoe on my foot on it. Oh! Thank you. Good job. I appreciate it.

Good. Who take you home? I'm leaving. Okay. Okay. Okay. So let me brobble. Let me rub on.

Okay, can I rub on a poikico? No. A poikido. For a no. Two more in the bag. We are here at the Howard Theater. Shout out to Picasso for putting us on the wall. Shout out to the 85 South Show family.

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