The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The West Palm Beach Roast Session Part 2 With Karlous Miller DC Young Fly And Chico Bean | Ep. 131

Episode Date: May 18, 2018

What happened when Doug’s other woman ran up on him at the live 85 South Show at the West Palm Beach Improv? Find out on part 2! This weeks sponsor is CIVIC TAX RELIEF. Call their special tax hotlin...e where they can help you discover all the relief programs You qualify for FREE. Just call 1-800-297-6014. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:45 You fucking with my boo. Who is your boo? Doug Lawson. He's running for city-counsel. You came up here to do what, though? Who? What? Who, that's what you're going to be fucking with Doug Lawson.
Starting point is 00:02:01 We're fucking with him. We still fucking with him. So why are you sitting right here when you don't see that? I'm going to go ahead and my ass off if we want to you. I'm getting ready to go outside. Doug Lawson, you got your security up, bro. I'll tell you, brother, Losson. You got somebody, baby mama, as your security.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Okay, brother, Lawson. I see you. What, real estate man. That boy had to die. I told you. be doing that nigga got her house the first time they're right there she said y'all baby sitting there hit and see i take that shit with me you don't need to security security security she good she good she's right she good that's a caprice classic seats okay
Starting point is 00:02:50 I'm with you my name i thought you said her shirt was made out of caprice um material She is dressed like an Arizona iced tea. That's exactly what it looked like. That bitch shirt got an Arizona iced t-shirt on. I know. I know why you're up here. And listen, you got that little, she got that little stomach part to cover the pussy a little bit.
Starting point is 00:03:14 She'll fucking shit out you, nigga. That pussy, good. That's what it is, nigga. She comes on. You got the dick out, don't worry about it, nigga. Scooping shit, I'm with it. Liga, you better stop. I'm too little.
Starting point is 00:03:28 You better keep that shit in your hand, bitch. Don't let that shit fall on my tracks. Keep holding. I'm almost done. My man, Doug Lawson. Let me hit you from the back. Let me hit you from the back. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:47 How do you know who run? You're running for city council, for real? Where hill but? The route. The route. Hey, Doug. And you didn't have a picture. Doug.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Doug. Hey, Doug. I think you're going to win. I think you're going to win. I think you're going to win. When you got hood, bitch, is about to vote for you, Doug. That's a hell of a campaign. Gonna be all at the poll.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Doug Lawson, fuck you time, man. Right. District 6 on me, pussy and ho. Hey. She got the Braise Craig girlfriend had on Friday. Now tell you. me who she is. That bitch gonna get you elected, nigga.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Talking about she looks like Janet Jackson. Bitch, you don't look like no Jenny. That nigga, that nigga, that nigga, the council. First thing you're gonna do is rebuild the house. All right, we gotta change this around in here. I'm gonna put the outside on the inside and the inside on the outside.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Doug, like how you work, though, OG. I see what's happening. You're a player, bitch, die. What's your, what's your platform for? You got to talk that nigga like that. I see what she got going on. She ain't said, I like you. You can be quiet.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I like you. You mind your being, though. You're scared. Dude, we gotta get these strip of some insurance, Doug. Can we put that on the ballot? He don't do insurance, she do insurance. No, we... No, she's doing insurance.
Starting point is 00:05:09 No, she in high school, bro. She do homework. You're in high school. She gonna have so many questions when she gets in the car. Oh, my God, man. You really in high school? You in high school? She said high school, and her mom was like, and college. That ain't my bad.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I'm sorry, man. You need to learn this family truth. I'm sorry, man. How old are you, woman? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You still, though, but you still go to be around kids too much. You in college?
Starting point is 00:05:56 You in college? You in college? So you're in high school? Yeah, yeah. So you just one of them smart girls in high school that's just over there in college taking early shit. I know what going on. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:06 You ain't really went across the stage and were like, thank you. Thank you. You ain't did that shit yet. What's your grade point average? You don't even know. No, man. You shouldn't even talk to them, motherfucker. Who got a grade point average, man?
Starting point is 00:06:16 They can even calculate her shit. She was like, I don't fucking know. She's smart enough to be in high school and college. She can draw horses real good. We need to put this shit on fine print. Like, this grown folks shit, we'd be talking about. Shit, what you think they're doing in high school? Man, no, I know what, I was in high school.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Man, I was in high school. Man, I was the only nigga who wasn't the father. I was like, I'm ugly as hell at this school. Don't nobody want to reproduce. I lost my virginity in the teaching lounge, nigga. It's probably still in there. Real tough. Over there by that coffee.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I'm telling. They're one of them double doles. Double up. I wanted to get caught too. I want to the old school to know I would get pussy. Yeah, that I made you a legend. Well, the attorney got caught, boy. What did he got caught doing?
Starting point is 00:07:02 Getting some pussy. That'd have made you a legend. Thank you. Well, you came back, it was a legend. That's the nigga got caught getting some pussy, boy. Grown. Nigger, no, if you were getting pussy in high school, well, it's different.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Once you get that real pussy in high school, it's old wit. You go on that man. You don't even do little shit no more. You'd be trying to pay bills and shit, like, That's really when I started taking my education series, right though. Get finished with my work fast, figure out how to get some old pussy. Ladies, y'all really don't know the impact that shit have on the nigga. Pussy is scrone. Pussy is hot.
Starting point is 00:07:40 There's news in here right now with it, that they ain't fucked yet, and this is, this is just like one step closer. That's why you ain't left up? He can't leave her. That's his nurse, too. She'd get that nigga his pill before he go to bed. Come take that pill. She's the only one deal with this bipolar land. That's her name.
Starting point is 00:08:03 He got one of the money to to win the big man. You got the old old man pill box. Hey, when the show over, you're going to see her stand up and squat down so that nigga can get on her back. She's going to be like, all right, thank y'all for letting us come out. Damn, OG. Boy, got that pill cartel. He got more pills on Thursday because you get cranky on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Yeah, man. It's one crazy nigga at every show, but he ain't got more on Thursday. I don't know, he don't like Thursday. He don't like the Thursday pill. He don't like Thursdays as soon as you get up. Come on, give it to him, give it to him. Give it, give him. That nigga chew him up.
Starting point is 00:08:38 That nigga didn't use one. She'd make him sick a tongue out. What's up, bro. Oh, shit. You know a bitch, love you. you make sure you take your pills, nigga. That's a love for your ass right there. If you find a woman,
Starting point is 00:08:56 that make sure you take your pills, you got to keep her. I know I probably need, I need a pill growing up. She said, that thing I already too hyper. I don't want nothing to put in anybody and trigger, nothing else. I got ADD right now, nigga. No, I ain't sat down yet, shit.
Starting point is 00:09:15 I thought it was because you was drunk. I'm drunk, nigg. I'm drunk, nigg. What are you drunk? here, boy. Doug, that I used to be in class. They were like, Mr. Whitfield. I'm like, bitch, I'm done my work.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Don't know what else you want me to be, bitch. I ain't trying to say that out. Doug, so what's you running on, Doug? Like, what's your main thing? What's your platform, Doug? Education. Community empowerment. That's what you say.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I'm here to do education. Community empowerment. I don't believe you. I can't see you. Look me in my eyes. Look me in my eyes. We're gonna come down and do some campaign for you. Doug Lawson.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Oh, yeah, Doug. They're open. Okay. Don't do that. You need a real nigga campaign, Doug Lawson. I don't want to get pulled over by him. Doug Lawson for education. No bullshit.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Right. I hope you're in, Doug. Oh, about this one. Doug Lawson for education. Fuck with me. That'll get you to think. That a man. Fuck with me.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Put that down, write that down, nigga, fuck with me. Anything you do. You can have a bunch of, duh, loss. We got to say these kid, bro. For real, for real. Yeah. Bro, I think that shit might work. The Hispanic community was like, I like that.
Starting point is 00:10:41 And they're going to get drug attention. They're going to throw that nigga high. How long you've been in the politics and shit, bro? Last year. You just getting started? Nigger woke up and wanted to make a change, man. Nika just got out of prison, man. Nobody listened to you.
Starting point is 00:11:01 You're stupid, man. I know what we need to do. We need to buy some of these houses around here. We need to pick some fuck. That's what we need to do. Really want to rehab the community. That's really why he wanted with City Council so he can just get all the houses on the blocks and shit.
Starting point is 00:11:13 I own this block now. So I'm going to eat out of cocaine. I know what you're doing. He's going to be telling the same story on every block. I grew up right here. in this very community. For My Heart Podcasts in Rococo Punch, this is the Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.
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Starting point is 00:16:00 How do you think I got this house? They forgave all my taxes. Get the hell off my port. Bye. Banned all the communities. He didn't even have no slogan. This is going to be, Doug Lawson. Doug Lawson.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Who's that? Doug Lawson. He's Adam. Keep him running. You've got to be writing this shit down, Doug. I'm telling you. Put this shit in your notes. But you got to make sure your commercial on the channel
Starting point is 00:16:29 that everybody got. Not one of the Blurray commercial, you know what that? One of the weak-add channels. Man, just come on later at night. Ain't shit on anyway. Buy you a TV spot. Just be sitting there like you're sitting there with a seafood platter drinking the margarine.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Right. Hey man, what's happening? It's your boy, Doug Lawson. Right. You gotta have her come back too. The one with the pounce. Every time you say something, yeah, this Doug Lawson, you motherfucker right there Doug. And bitch, this is six. Get your six on me pussy and ho. Hey, and you be sitting at District 5 and you just be sitting there yelling out. Yeah, I'm Doug Lawson. I'm here with a platter from hook fishing chicken. Wow. He's going to turn it to a preacher, Doug. You're going to turn it to a preach, ain't you? I know what going on. You got your mistress, you got your fertilizer. I see what's
Starting point is 00:17:17 happening. Oh, stop, bro. Stop, D.C. You got scared. You got to put the campaign up, bro. Niggas got scared. He already got a scandal. You ain't even got an office. You got a scandal. I like that nigga, hell. Somebody called Olivia Paul. Doug Lawson. Then got caught. He said, look, bitch, I told y'all were going to change education, not my lifestyle, all right? Doug Lawson. Let's get alone. Oh, his baby mamas, you know.
Starting point is 00:17:48 You gotta keep him, man. Doug Lawson. Roll up. That's what you need to put for the niggas. Roll up at the end of the motherfuck. I'm voting for that, nigga. Doug. How are you from here?
Starting point is 00:17:58 Are you from here? Why niggas always move here and try to run for shit here? You ain't even from here. Nigger from Baltimore. Trying to become city council. You from a weapon? He says, born and Ray, Palm Beach County, baby. Palm Beach, okay.
Starting point is 00:18:11 When the next election. we're gonna get you at least 30 voters March 2019 we got a little while all right bet we got a little while to get Doug lost in the left yeah damn Doug you just decided you gonna run yesterday did shit we're in a half March 2019 you know you know when he decided he was gonna run or he was on that phone with the lady with the pouch he was like you know what that's a good-ass idea I just might run for counselor and then she came up here was like okay you got some signs or shit? Oh, I'm trying to figure out who would have had 19th was, March 2019th. Man, you ain't got no yard signs yet, Doug. We ain't fucking with it.
Starting point is 00:18:51 I hope you, is anybody running against you, motherfucking, sound like you're the only nigga. Who you running against? That nigga running up against nobody. You might as well vote for me and shit. Man, you got some campaign money. Don't be dependent on the black church. Don't be dependent on the black church. The black church being gay, you're $1,200. Now, Doug, that's all we can do now. You got our support. You're not having our money, though. They stop being disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Alright, now, don't show up with no shirts with the sleeves rolled up. We know you've been spending the money in other places. Now, Doug, you're in the house of the Lord. Now, we wear sleeves in the house of the Lord, Doug. They're just going to tell Doug he won. Like, Doug, you know you won, right? Like, nobody ran with you. Oh, I ain't know that, all right.
Starting point is 00:19:31 The city going to get mad. Doug, stop making signs. You're in the race by yourself, now. At this point, you're just polluting the yards. Doug, on every accident, He never asked he, vote for Doug. He didn't tell him to vote for him for what. He didn't even know what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Doug, you're a shoe wearing. I wear 11. I ain't got no, my shoes off. I'm off. There ain't no shoes on. I hope you win, though, Doug. So you can fix this shit up. Look at you, girl.
Starting point is 00:20:00 You hit so supportive, I like you. Doug, I just need you to do me in favor, though. When you get elected, the first event you throw, you gotta let loose chains perform, all right? I want some real shit. shit for the city. You got to do it for the city, for wet palms. Let him perform for the city.
Starting point is 00:20:14 You got to let him perform. And my nigga got to bring some pepses up there. He's going to be a waiter. He's going to bring the pepsies. He's going to bring the pepsies. And that nigger, that's going to be coming straight from the pool. All right, Doug. I came in some parties and now.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Come on. Come on, Doug. Put the whole city on, bro. You got to do something for the high school college That's the pool, Doug. That's what you need to come. That's too much chlorine, Doug. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:20:49 They say for the kids. Oh, shit. Anytime a nigga do this. I love this shit. I love you. I ain't going to lie. Where the beach head? I won't go swimming.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Bro. It's a beach ride, eh? Don't go swimming on the beach at night. Shit, I'm from Georgia, there ain't no beach where I'm from. They got a man-made beach. That shit in the middle of the mall, Nick. I love to go to the beach and watch
Starting point is 00:21:20 niggas change their mind about swimming. Run out there and then that cold air water hit them knee. Like, shit. All they take that one nigga to fall off that surfboard. You're like, no, I'm scraped. I ain't going to know. Some niggas can't swim. Some nigga don't even know the weight
Starting point is 00:21:34 drag your ass into that guy down in their water. You'd be like, hey, but that water. They'd be like, no come in their way. No, your ass ain't get a wish. That little nigger ain't get it. A little niggie be out there with a float is on. No, nigger, they don't get the hell on. How are you here, OG?
Starting point is 00:21:54 Shit, 30, 60. You're a young baby. She'd be walking around tomorrow with your ass on one of them hooks like the white babies, nigger. Don't go too far now. Ah! You're looking at where Paul beat too, bro? He said, as you can see that,
Starting point is 00:22:10 Big ass Rock is how he got on. That niggins said, I'm from Texas. What part of Texas? Houston? Houston, what's where in Houston? Bro, don't ask him too much. He's probably on the run. You're from the north side.
Starting point is 00:22:21 That's why you still got the long-end shit. Y'all niggins were the brains on the north side. Camellion there looking at. Yeah, y'all mean, they hate it. I'm trying to tell Doug that that pooling, dully. Dullet. Y'all ain't even catch what he said. He said, I tried to tell Doug didn't the pool with that.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Because Doug can change that. Because he's going to win the city council. We're going to win city council, man. I knew it. I knew a little here. What is that to do out here, man? West Palm. We got about two days.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Hopefully get some pussy. Uh, never mind that bitch. God, damn. Everybody got girls and bring the boyfriends. They didn't have a crowd. You know at the rich school last crowd, God, now. Everybody flirt with somebody. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Only motherfucker ain't here single in high school. Ain't that some shit like that? I'm telling you. You're talking about when, you know, I take college class. Girl, you don't shit, fuck it. I can't do shit with you, yo. Hell no. You still respond to a bell, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I know. Oh, I don't know. Oh, that's talking about what got up then. I ain't in school, let me see my stupid ass stuff. I'm still looking at that old cougolator over there. She said, you know, I like them. Yeah, she said. Got to talk cougar, I know how to talk to it.
Starting point is 00:23:49 She said she was an old ho over there. What she in? She over there somewhere. What she at? What are you at, coogoo? She said she was an old ho. I can smell you. I can sniff ya out now.
Starting point is 00:23:58 What are you at? Yellow shirt? No. She got a scooby-doo on, bitch. It's you. Oh, her right there, okay. We want. Love me old cougar, mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Get down there, that pussy, me that got that nigger from the Lord of the Rings. I didn't know we was having company. Oh, my God. Like, that's where this niggas stay, okay? Follow me. Fuck with your movies, nigger. Fuck with your movies, nigger.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Bro, you're stupid. You got talent. This is the day to have a sandwich shop. Yeah, we're on bullshit. We don't. But he likes... We'll pull up anywhere. He likes on cooking a nigga to death, fuck me.
Starting point is 00:24:49 For real, for real. I ain't lie. Shit. I'm losing weight up here, bro. I feel like baking. I feel like a nigga get interrogated. Foo! No, tell me, whoo.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Oh. It was Doug, motherfucker. Shit. What was the last thing you saw? The last thing I saw, nigga said, ugh. I ain't telling you shit, call Doug Losser. Called Doug Lawson. What's your name, sir? My name, Lou Chains.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Called Doug Losser. He fought with me. I just performed for the city council. That was me on the news. Lou Chane. That was, sir. Lou Chane, boy, I feel like you're gonna make it in life. Don't never give up.
Starting point is 00:25:29 You're gonna be like, you're gonna take it. turn your name like the dollar bill and some shit, I'm telling you. You're gonna be alright. That nigga, he got Tourette, boy. That, yeah. I'm telling you. Houston. Lose Trey!
Starting point is 00:25:40 Dug! That nigga... What's wrong with this, nigger, man? That's what he take the Thursday pills for, that shit. Now, see why you got pills. She said, pop them in his mouth. That's turn, shut your ass up. You right, you right.
Starting point is 00:25:53 That's why she got him in them restraints like that. That's why she got his ad, like, you know, full nuzzle. She doesn't know what that little nigger. She doesn't know what that little nigg going to do. That nigga probably ended up be trying with one leg You can be enough to a Ha
Starting point is 00:26:04 What's the fuck wrong with this You drive with two lead, bro? Oh you got a stitch shit? Bro, you didn't fuck up. You don't start talking to this, nigga. That nigga got an automatic about the fucking call. You didn't like talking to one of your girls, son.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I got two badmands. Hey, nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm disminning. My mama got another friend that'd be over here when you don't come over here. Maybe in her bed sleep with the door clothes. My daddy came and gave me two monies. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:26:44 I know he'd seen you in a long time, but my mama, her said her hey really like you. Is you my little sister daddy? I ain't never seen my little sister daddy. Oh my God. I do not two bad men. You want to see him, mister? Ah, that thing is, I got two badmats. My mother other friend being her room in her bed sleep with her.
Starting point is 00:27:08 They like to take naps. They'd be real sleeping. Oh my goodness. They be asleep for a long time. I got too bad man. I'd be like, Mom hungry. She'd be like, I'm asleep. You stupid.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Mr. I got two badmands. I think you said, I got two bad bands. Fellas, go pick up your sister kids. Yeah, you got to pick your sister kids. up, bro. I'm at work, bitch. Say what? Look, look.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Kenney. Can't take that nigga to the movie. That's not right. Shut up. Shut up. This is the type of thing that goes to the movie. That ain't what happened in the book. That ain't happened in the comic book.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Shut up. Nake when to go see Goliath that was mad as hell. I'm trying to get him to come down. You see Godzilla? I used to work at the center for special needs. I know how to talk them down. I know how to talk them down. You gotta engage him a little bit, maybe like, okay, relax.
Starting point is 00:28:04 We gonna get some, we gonna get some, we gonna get some. Hey, hey, hey, let me get that nigga to the drive-through. Look, what do you mean, you can't hear me? Huh, huh? Ha-ha-ha. This nigger damn near fell out the car, man. Get your stupid ass in here. This niggin'h here.
Starting point is 00:28:19 That nigg is talking, that nigg is talking. That nitty is telling allie. Y'all can't hear with this thing. He's saying, he's like, no, that'd be her. She would be watching the movies, right? And then she'd be falling to sleep on the movies and stuff. He said, I'm just saying, I don't fall to sleep. I'd be woke.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Leave that nigger alone. Hey, I can see that nigger now. They go to goddamn someone like marshes and shit and be shopping. This nigger be hiding in the clothes and shit. Baby! That light's getting the type of you hear and yell out. Leave me a lot, stop! People are like, oh, this nigger's slow.
Starting point is 00:29:09 This nigga, here's. This nigga be yelling with the slob coming down his face. You're like, that nigga. Don't fight that nigga, he'll bite you on your cheat. Yeah, exactly. D.C., she'd be maddened fuck, but she... No, he won't come out unless she play. Guess who I am? Where are you?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Oh my God. You gotta play hide and go see... I don't know. I don't see you. Can you please come out so we can leave. You can't even go to sleep around that you gotta make sure he's sleep first. That nigga might be in your face. He...
Starting point is 00:29:35 Yeah, you're gonna fall on your face. Get it, fuck on. Yeah, you're really... Yeah, you don't want to fall asleep around there. You got to fight him when you waved up. You gotta hide stupid shit. He gonna say some dumb shit. Hey, when you were asleep, I pulled it on your lip.
Starting point is 00:29:53 What? What the fuck? Bro the fuck you said. You gotta hide stupid shit. He got a high stupid shit when he come around like Q-tips. This nigga, he loves Q-tips. You don't know what it is. He just love clean his ears.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Hey, man. Bro, we just want to let you know, bro. We got special needs people in our family too. Everybody welcome. Yeah, bro. You ain't forgotten about it. See? I talk.
Starting point is 00:30:19 That nigga, fuck. Ah, got tongue. See what, hey, Miss, Miss High School student, that's what happened when you don't do your work. Yeah. Turn it to this, nigg. Stay in school. for no reason.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Like, he ain't, man, got a nice-ass house, he's bad. Stay away from him. Yeah, that could be you. Fuck your life up. Stay in school. I would fucking. Take your vitamin.
Starting point is 00:30:39 She's trying to help this nigga. Shut up. Boy, you're going to have to write on the board when you get home. I will not yell out loud at the comedy show. How many more times? Keep doing this.
Starting point is 00:30:49 She's going to put her shirt over that, I told you. Fellas, find you somebody who love you this much, who will work with your ass, bro. In five years They're gonna look back And she'd be like
Starting point is 00:31:04 Hey you remember when you was retarded Yeah yeah I retarded as hell They gotta love Hate hate hate Relationship She hate that nigga She just work good at work
Starting point is 00:31:18 You just work good at work You want them nigga that's crazy But you work good as hell at work So they ain't gonna never fire your ass Because they don't really know how crazy you is Right And they get in that car He got a whole other person
Starting point is 00:31:27 He got a job where he'd be bad himself. He just come get all the boxes. He don't get trashed. He just be boxing. No trad. Boxes. He only just, he just only for one thing. Yeah, one thing. Where do you work? Told you. You a maintenance technician? No, nigga, you are a janitor.
Starting point is 00:31:44 I told you. I didn't want to be the one to say it. Then you talking about here. Maintenance technician. No, nigga, you my close. Exactly. He'd be having the headphones in all day. Listening to Michael Jackson, I want to rock with you. Exactly. That's the thing, you probably working like an apartment complex, don't you? That's how they be popping.
Starting point is 00:32:04 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's why you like that. If I, if I live somewhere where you were going to have to come fix. Shit, I'm taking off work that day. I'm not letting you be in my house by yourself,
Starting point is 00:32:32 nigga. That nigga clean. You fall around, come back home. That nigga sleeping your shit. Come on, bro. Turn the music down, bro. Like, what the fuck is you? They gave you a place to live?
Starting point is 00:32:41 Yeah, I think they did. Hey, y'all show some love. This nigga putting their life back together, man. Hell yeah. I knew the nigga was special. That like going to school. We support you, bro. That's like a scholarship.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Same shit. Hell yeah. Don't never let nobody tell you. That ain't good shit, bro. They gave you a full rap. Hell, yeah. Keep doing your thing, bro. Hey, stay on the program, my nigga.
Starting point is 00:33:06 You halfway there. Miss Lady, don't give up on that nigga. I've been through a lot. Hell yeah. You see that? She's right now with her. You see what's happening? I real love right now.
Starting point is 00:33:17 She did like adventure. Yeah. She don't never know what the nigga gonna do. He's just spontaneous. I like shit like that. You cheat on him. That nigga gonna be on the hood of the car. Bitch, you ain't going to nowhere.
Starting point is 00:33:28 She started laughing and get out. Okay, okay, okay. You're trying to sell, he got ubs and shit. Because that nigga, going to have to keep pushing the shit back. Bitch, what you think you're going? That d'all, boy, he got ups, too. You don't think that because he's small. That nink can't jump.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Come on, man. That nigg don't need no help. This thing of him is crazy. Fellas, if that don't teach you some shit, bro, just go home tonight and just do some crazy and shit. Women like crazy and shit. Just do some, nigga, just do something. Just grab the cereal off the top of the refrigerator,
Starting point is 00:34:03 just eat them bitches out the box and spill some on perfect. That ain't crazy, that's drunk. Yeah, do that type of shit. What's crazy, D.C.? Go get some monster and go with your neckdo neighbor house and pull that shit all on that car. And he got a right, on that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Oh. He got to put his lips on that motherfucker. Muh. Muh. Muh. I can't, this got to be like some kind of abuse or something. You can't keep... You can't keep...
Starting point is 00:34:34 Hey, bro, chill, we got the city councilman Doug Lawson in this bitch. Oh my God. Doug Lawson. Just decided he gonna run last week. Signs coming soon. Oh, my God. Who live in District 5? Damn, damn, this ain't your market here, nigga,
Starting point is 00:34:58 man, where's district five, nigga? Oh, so you're in the wrong counter, nigga. These, niviera Beach. Riviera Beach. The shit you talk about ain't ain't gonna reach out there. Shout out to River Beach. Yeah, you need to be running for Marrow, niggins.
Starting point is 00:35:14 They ain't gonna come vote for your ass, your shit ain't gonna come all the way out of here. That thing only in one district, nigga, your shit don't come out here. Anybody else running for something? Anybody running for some? Anybody running for some shit? No.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Don't need a nigga know you got the weed? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's shit hard telling the thing you got weed. He don't know who the police. Shit. To me, everybody to police. I don't trust nobody.
Starting point is 00:35:40 All you got to do is watch motherfuck who blind and blunts. He'd be like, hey, you got what you need to put in that? I got it if you're looking for. I got it if you're looking for. Nigger, fuck you up. Like, no, I'm screaming. just smoke d'es. Nigger, I know a nigger that just smoked swishers.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I know a nigger that just smokes swishers too. Me? Y'all know me. No, nigger, no, not just smoking out the pack. Fake-a-cubin smoking that. Don't nobody do that shit, but. Oh, a smoker cigar, that damn bad. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Get a Cuban. Only your list is S. Grant do shit like that. Any nigga smoking swisher just hate his whole life. Hey, you better watch that nigga, baby. He better, you can't leave him by himself. go all by itself. Oh, man. That niggum will be on knee curtain and shit.
Starting point is 00:36:27 I told you all in spite of my name. Yeah, that's what she's coming to tell Doug. This nigga to win in the kitchen. Let's hurry up and get back there and help him. Hey, Doug is that nigga, bro. He didn't get two messages. Two different ways. That thing right there is trained.
Starting point is 00:36:41 I like her. I love that shit. I like, I don't know. She ain't say nothing. The whole time she's looking straight. What the fuck does she go and come back with a message? Look, Doug. I hate to be, uh, I hate to be, uh, I hate to spoil the part.
Starting point is 00:36:53 That's why she ain't said that. She's paying I had, too. She's working on. Doug, don't be misappropriating them funds buying her louis bags and shit. I thought that was better than that ain't why. Doug, she got to leave. She's leaving you, Doug.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Damn, Doug, we ain't mean to blow this. Damn, Doug. You had Gwynny picked up and everything, brus somebody in here hated on you. Texted her baby daddy. She was like, look, I got to go. He outside. She left you, Doug.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I'm sorry. Sorry, Doug. She gone, Doug. He's a petty-a-a-dnig. He went to pick the kids up. Look what your mom in there doing. Well, the lame-eyed nigger, too. She never gave me no place.
Starting point is 00:37:34 He ain't here being the niggas-home. Damn, Doug. She got kids, Doug. I'm drunk. I need some more drink. Yeah, she got water there. We didn't expose the District 5 scandal. I'm Teddy.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Who else see the motherfucker for me in? Doug Lawson. Pay that bill. Where the single ladies at tonight? Are they here? They in the back, y'all hoes just late y'all come to have bought your tickets early. Thought the thing we're gonna buy them. Look where you're in the back, bitch. That's where they are.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Wait for a nigga to buy them. The bitch is stuck in the back with loose change. Look at you. That's where all the cougars at in the back. I've seen them. They back there. They read it. Where y'all at? Ah. I want the bitch you trying to, you know what I'm saying, have some fun tonight. You do?
Starting point is 00:38:20 You never thought you were gonna fuck a famous nigga. You got singing them cougars like them old niggas and shit. You say you wanna fuck something, well baby girl, so do I. Oh. You say you wanna suck some dead, well baby girl, why not mine? Okay. That shit fuck it right there. Oh, he was about to, oh, nigger, that's the old player shit.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Oh, you came back? You got out here, ad-dron his shirt. You're tripped. Yeah. You might be better white that. You might be better white that. That's the type of little nigger put you in the choke-old. Ah, I bet you can't breathe.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Like, that niggins, strong in hell, little nigger, strong and fuck. You want a thumb wrestle? Come on. Like, this nigger is good. Nika, let my thumb go. Niko, rote. Man, look you that nigger alone. That nigger is a real person.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Leave him alone, man. That nigger crazy, man. I'm trying to tell you don't fuck with him, bro. What? That n n n n' crazy, bro. That nigg still said a cocaine. He said a powder. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:39:20 All crazy niggins said, probably. But he's sniffing it a little bit too. I know he do. You got to make sure it good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's it right now. That's it right now. That's it right now.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I'm scared a nigga do power, man. Can they really they be geeked up but they look like they want to do something? Mm-hmm. I'm wrong, too. Nigger, I'm high, look. That's what this shit do, tell you. I'm glad I won't born in the seven.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I knew for a fact I would have been on that shit. I knew for a fact I would have been a cocaine. I would have been a coke head down. That was the thing to do, nigga, I'm cool. Nika, I do everything with a cool kid do. You would have did it. And if Coke was the thing, niggins, come on. Let go!
Starting point is 00:40:00 Let go! Ain't no music playing, nigger, ah. All day. Get up, nigger, what? No, man. I would have been the favorite Uncle Wolf of all the kids. You better act right before I call Uncle Flod and I'll be ringing. Huh, huh, call me, Nick.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Come on, call me. I can't wight to up their ass. Deeped up on the pile. Girl, all the coke heads went to crack invention. No, not really. That was a pile for drugs. That's like edible. You either smoke weed or you're gonna eat it.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I don't straight on eating it. I just want to smoke it. Fuck an edible. That powder. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. That's another high. What they call that shit down here?
Starting point is 00:40:40 That's what they call that shit in Florida, when that nigga. Boom, what is called? When the n'allin'allin'all. Y'all didn't know what you know. Huh? Oh, y'all call that a dude. Yeah, they've been doing that shit. That's why I got my own weed.
Starting point is 00:40:51 I can't fuck with none of that. Brow what they call it, boom. Here they call it dirty. In Atlanta they call it, niggas, you're gonna be fucked up for the rest of your life. Exactly. I don't do drugs, just weed. My partner did that shit one time.
Starting point is 00:41:08 I hit the blunt the first time and I just, yep, that's it for me. I'm straight right though. I ain't got track. That's shit up. This shit ain't never let me down. Right here? Okay. And I didn't see so many niggas on other shit.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Like, I'm D.C. niggas. I know they probably smoke them now here, too. We call them dippers. When the nigger take a cigarette dipping in the flogmin fluid and smoke one of them, you ever seen the nigger on one of them? That nigga, my own boy smoked one. True story. My home boy smoked one and thought the niggas stole his feet.
Starting point is 00:41:39 True story. Nigger wouldn't stand up, swear to God. I'm like, nigga, your feet right there. Nah, fuck that, bro. My feet, God. I'm like, oh, this nigga is tripping. I think what I have. Smoking their water, my nigga, that shit ain't right.
Starting point is 00:41:52 That's that butt naked, nigga, make you get butt-needed. Nasty. Run out to a truck. I used to pop pills and shit. I was a young nigga, but let me see, from 17 to like 21. Oh, you was on a pill. Oh, you was geeked up, too. I was a nigga.
Starting point is 00:42:07 I used to wake up. I used to wake up. You're gonna wake up. Y'all, nigger, wake up. I ain't even go to sleep, nigger. Wake up, nigger. I want to know. another one. Where's that?
Starting point is 00:42:21 You already geeked up. You on a pill, nigga. You probably was that nigga. I mean, one time we robbed a nigga, I robbed that nigga twice. I was like, nigga, what a money. Ligger, what a money, nigga. I already took it. This nigga, the devil checked the robbery.
Starting point is 00:42:40 I was so high, bro. I was like, well, I'm tripping. It can't be out there high robbing, motherfuckers. You'd be caring about them, but robbing them at the same time. Give me that shit. You gotta ride home. I did some shit like that one. You were my phone, call your people real quick.
Starting point is 00:42:55 One time a nigga was scared in head. He was crying like a motherfucker. You were like, bro, don't kill it, bro. I'm like, Nick, shit, man. I ain't doing nothing but taking your shit, nigga. I ain't gonna shoot you unless you move. Damn. I'm glad I avoided that life.
Starting point is 00:43:08 You gotta let a nigga know, don't move, don't move, nigga. Don't move, I'm scared. Don't move, don't move. Don't move. Fuck, then I tell you, don't move now. For My Heart Podcasts in Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get myself to. get so sucked in by this man and in thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor. But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the prey. Listen to The Turning River Road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health shrunker, struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner.
Starting point is 00:45:01 He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect podcast network Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.
Starting point is 00:45:32 You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our own. 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, bro, when I worked at Domino, the dude got robbed. Dude, he grabbed the gun, and he pushed the gun down. The only thing that saved him, he said he grabbed the dude balls and twisted. I don't even know how he got any of the guy. I wanted to yell, no, he would have to shoot me, brother. Yeah, he wanted to do that, nigga. You don't just go to that move.
Starting point is 00:46:44 That's what you had in your mind. Yeah, he wanted to, he couldn't wait, but that's just, oh, God. Got him. Shit, save this life. What the fuck is wrong? That nigga a man, yank them and said. Ah! Duh.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I forgot to tell y'all, this is a side note. I was in the mall yesterday. This lady walked up on me and was like, oh my God, I love the 85s. I love the 85 South show. I fuck with y'all.
Starting point is 00:47:19 I'm like, that's what it is. Once you come out tomorrow, she was like, nah, I ain't paying for that shit. I just watch it next week on Friday. Whoa. I said, God damn, you keeping it 100, ma'am. So this podcast is for all the niggas is for all the niggas who watch the shit the next week.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Thank y'all too. Appreciate y'all. We appreciate that. Everybody who's subscribing, keep their Wi-Fi on. We appreciate it. Without Wi-Fi. Y'all know y'all shit fucked up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:43 Keep watching this shit, bro. Please. We need jobs. We need a all on. Keep watching this shit. Because ain't no telling what might happen. We need our motherfucking job because I can't call d'
Starting point is 00:47:58 to come face my house. Your ass need to hurry up and graduate. How the fuck you get in here? Sing it to him, Dixie. We are some mad shit, nigger. We need grown women in all times. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Yes. Yes. Four hundred k plants. Yes. They don't mind if she stay with her mama because I'm old so she helped my mama pay bills, but that's okay. I'm not going to put it out there. If ain't no hell in the bus, I don't want it.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I mean, it can be a little clean. Oh, my little black, make it. I'm telling you where. I'm telling you where I'm mad at. I'm scared. I'm telling you where I'm not judging what you. I'm not judging what you. like, I'm just telling you what I need.
Starting point is 00:48:48 A little scared, I'm scared. I need. I need to go zoo. I do it. A little skin, hand on scared. Let's wrong with a skin. But I wanted to be shamed, though. I want to be like sandpaper skin, like you just shave and it's like, bitch that hurt.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Yo, pussy hurt. What you're saying? Yo, pussy hurt. Pussy had stubble on it. Your pussy scratch me. Your pussy scratch me. Your pussy scratch me. Your pussy scratch me.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Who is down there? Because they don't care. I like this relationship. I don't know what. I need your secret. What do? You got her. Say no mother.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Look at her. She's like, you're so crazy. Fellas make some noise you're in here with your lady tonight. And your other lady. No, make more noise than that. What the boy? I'm saying, that shit was sad. That was sad at hell.
Starting point is 00:50:19 That shit was sad. They were like, ugh. So you're gonna get on my nose? Oh there. So you ready? You ain't happy to be with me? Yeah, bitch. She, the nigga said, makes some noise.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I made some noise. No matter what kind of noise, I made me. Ugh. Oh, damn. God damn. What noise it made? He said, he said, make some love. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:45 If you're happy to be what you want me, bark, fellas. Some of the boys crying. Oh, oh, oh, I don't know. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel it y'all want to be single I'm shout out to everybody who broke up but y'all still came to the show
Starting point is 00:51:19 Why do you motherfuckin'all work it out, let that nigga come back home he miss you It's a real nigger podcast right here Especially, shout to all the niggas who stand with their girls because you know you ain't never really paying no bills. You making your work.
Starting point is 00:51:40 This my boo. That's what I say about it. This my boo. That's what you call it when you live with him. Okay, that's your boo. What you tell? This my boo. All right, I feel it.
Starting point is 00:51:56 All the things are you with your lady. Say, this my boo. Shout out to all the women who let the nigger live with them. You can watch all this nigger clothes with one load of laundry. That's my... That's my... The nigger been living with you for a whole year. I only got propair draws.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Bless his heart. You're going, low. Because that's my dude. That's your woo, baby. Shout out to all the niggas who got a driver's license, but no cost. Shout out to all the tall-ass women Out here telling short niggas how you don't like short niggas You could cut that shit out in 2018
Starting point is 00:52:40 Clearly tall niggas don't like your tall ass So you got as well fuck with us till you find something better Tall niggas that took all the short women Left the short niggas out here to argue with the tall bitches They all fucked the dynamic up Nika, you 6 foot 11, your bitch, 4 foot 7. That's supposed to be me, my name. Let me be the tall nigga in the relationship.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Shout out to all the women who don't know what all those orange lights on your dashboard mean. Your fucking car about to blow up, bitch. Every light that can be on is on. The transmission light, the engine light, the anti-lock brake light, the windshield light. The seatbelt light won't go off. You're going down the middle of the highway. They been saying all four doors open. Shout out to all the women who ain't never went and got an oil change.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Yeah. Much love to all the women that then took the condom off a nigga before. Y'all are real heroes. Much love to all the ladies who got that slow head. That's the type of shit make a nigga go back to college. We appreciate the super head, but the slow head have a nigga planting his whole next week out. I'm gonna go see my grandma.
Starting point is 00:54:17 I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna shoot some ball with my niggas. Slow head and make a nigger start eating chicken salad again. That's my boo. That's my boo. Shout out to all the women who look down at you while you eat your feed the pussy. We love them. A little eye contact, just the motivator, nigger.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Much love to all the big girls. They can do a splint and hold their legs open while you're teddy ass up. Your big flex glass looking like a big starfish laying in the bed. You get her niggie, she look like Patrick landing. That's my That's my lady That's my food Dedicated to all the women that can suck their own titty
Starting point is 00:55:10 Yeah, you're a true angel Shout out to all the women who real how longer than your weave With your goofy ass That's my That's my name That's my Shout out to all the women Who've been fucking with a nigger
Starting point is 00:55:33 But you ain't never saved His nump in your phone So now you don't know his name That's my Shout out to all the women Who Who saved the dick pictures In their camera roll
Starting point is 00:55:48 That's my Yeah, all the real freaks in here still sending niggins titty pictures from 2015. It don't matter. I'm still your tinnies. Shout out to any nigga in the building that ever sold anything at a car wash before. Shout out to all the white girls who only like black men, who got black kids that don't know how to do their hair. hair. Say, that's my food.
Starting point is 00:56:28 White ladies who don't ever build a thing out of chill. This song for you too. Appreciate your white lady. Let the nigger put something on your credit. That's my boo. Much love to all the women who don't ask a nigger. Where are you going when you take your keys? It's just run the fuck off.
Starting point is 00:56:49 The nigger been gone three days, came back with $3,600, gave you $600. Get you 600, you ain't say shit. That's my lady. That's my, A-D-C. Uh-huh. Sing that shit. Take it to the bridge, bro. I think we're about to have to get a man.
Starting point is 00:57:04 I need this side to say, that's my. Bring up in, chick, go. That's my lady. That's my- My side, come on. That's my lady. Oh, shit. All right now, come on, cry.
Starting point is 00:57:27 That's my lady. Oh, ah! To all the ladies that work at Walmart. That's my... To all the cashiers. That's my... To all the ladies who work at the hospital wearing scrubs. Come on.
Starting point is 00:57:49 That's my... To all the ladies in the... cafeteria. That's my lady. I say, we're going to switch it up on the right. Here we go. Here we go. My, my, my, my, my.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Oh, don't worry about us. No worry about us. Oh, you're going to take it there. Don't worry about this. Don't worry about us. All right, so you're going to take it to one more time. Okay. You're going to take it to where?
Starting point is 00:58:13 You got to do it wrong. No, wait a minute. These niggas, y'all paying attention on this side. Oh, come on now. All right, let's make sure y'all had that part down. Y'all remember. One more time for me, let me make sure. All right, so this is we're going to do next.
Starting point is 00:58:32 What's we want to do next? Say that's my baby. Say that's my baby. Don't do that. Don't do that. Say that's my baby. Say that's my baby. You ain't giving us no room.
Starting point is 00:58:48 That's a lot. That's a lot. No, that ain't. Watch. You do yours, do yours. Do you, do yours. Say, that's my baby. Say that's my baby.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Say that's my baby. You got to do it with your people. You can't just... Say, that's my baby. Where we're at? But you kept saying, that's my baby. You got to sing it with your people. We're singing it with them.
Starting point is 00:59:12 You got to do it. We just said, hey, it's the three count in y'all. Don't do y'all. Five, six, seven, eight. Three count in y'all. So let me go, one more time. Say that's my baby Say that's my baby
Starting point is 00:59:25 That's a calling response Say that's my baby Say that's my baby What they're going to come in there It's supposed to be will And will You know I was in the church Grotton and don't make me Oh shit
Starting point is 00:59:45 You see You need it to you take it too You take it I can't control your sound. I can't get my side. Take no money. Y'all ready? Here we go.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Bye, ma, maha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ma, maha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, my, ma'amah. Then we say, yeah, yeah. So my dick, bitch. Suck my dick bitch
Starting point is 01:00:23 Suck my dick bitch Alright you want those dicks up Suck my dick bitch Wait wait one more time do it I got this wanna make show I got it Give it come Don't go Don't go
Starting point is 01:00:41 Alright give it till the one more time Suck my dick bitch Me too Suck my dick bitch A me too. What is? Suck my dick miss. Me too.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Here we go. Whoa. My, my, my. Say, yeah, yeah. I say, And when we say, we say, yeah, yeah, yeah. A me too.
Starting point is 01:01:13 A me too. Fuck my dick bitch. A me too. Me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Me too.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Oh, me too. Oh. Me too. Exalt my dick me too. Okay, two. One keep going. One more. One more for the culture.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Yeah, yeah. My, my, my. We go. We're going to vote for Doug. We're going to go for Doug. God damn right we is. We were just. Bullshitting, we was too.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Suck my dick, bitch. Oh, suck my dick, bitch. Oh, suck my dick, bitch. Just suck my dick, bitch. Ah. I suck my dick, babe. Suck my dick, bitch, suck my dick, suck.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Suck my dick, Suck a dick and change a life. Suck a dick and change a life, amen. Yeah, I like that, D. Yeah, I like that, D. Amen. Let's bring the prayers back one more time, D.C. I like it.
Starting point is 01:03:01 I like how you do it. You look at it, my, my, me. I say, my, ma, ma, my. I say. Suck my dick bitch. Oh, suck my dick bitch. Sub my dick bitch. When we call fellas, we beat like
Starting point is 01:03:30 And then we say, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sub my dick, bitch, bitch. Oh, cut my dick, bitch. Oh, cut it.
Starting point is 01:03:48 Cut a J-O-N. Cut a J-O-N real quick. We got to see what this shit sound like for real D.C. So let's did it one time. Let's see if y'all can hold the melody. Go ahead, kick it off. You ready? With no intro, with no intro.
Starting point is 01:04:00 No, no, we're going to do an a cappella and get this shit live. Okay. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. And suck my teeth, bitch. Y'all ready. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Yeah. Here we go. One, two, one, two, ready, go. Ma, ma, ma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I say, ma, ma, ma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my big, me too.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Some my big bit, me too. Some my big big, me too. So my big me too. Ma, ma, ma, ma, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, my. Yeah, yeah. So my big, me too. So my big for me too.
Starting point is 01:05:08 So my big me too. So my big thing to me too. Bye, bye, yeah, yeah. Ha, ha, bye. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:28 So my deep feeling to be true. Woo! Yes. Do you feel that field? feeling that feeling that came through the room yes I'm drunk as fuck suck my dick bitch as a powerful statement right now that was made by the young brother with all due respect they like that shit D.C. What happened?
Starting point is 01:06:12 Boy, hell no. This thing is here, bro. Oh shit. Don't fall for that one. I'm gonna just stay hot, motherfucking fuck that. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Everybody in this motherfucker going home
Starting point is 01:06:50 and I'm gonna be in the car. My, my, my. And a nigga will be mad at you know what? Oh, suck my dick, bitch. Oh, me too. In the backseat. Nick in the backseat, they're for me too. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Hey, man, that's a thing about, we make classes right here, man. Most of the people at the show tonight gonna fuck each other. They got to. That's crazy when you think about it. What's how you do it? Yeah, yeah. This bitch got on a tattoo?
Starting point is 01:07:22 Everybody got on ties right? This is my mother. It's supposed to be a cold ride in this. What? The waitches and they got to wear ties. Yeah. Yeah. Make you look business, professional, I guess.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Yeah. I like how they got this club. Excuse me. That's how I feel about business, nigger, yeah, all right. That's how you feel about business casual. You ain't got no LLC. You ain't got no LLD. What do you mean, I don't drive a church?
Starting point is 01:07:51 Hey, that shit was crazy. Hey, I gotta commend the crowd. The melody on, suck my dick, bitch. See, that's, this crowd right here, go to church, right here, my section. That little horn, that little, my, my, my. My section is go to hook fishing chicken. We street nakes over here. It's the only place we go.
Starting point is 01:08:10 I got white people on my side. They're like, oh my God, what are we doing? They're a scrappy bunch. They're a scrappy bunch. It's called Black church, motherfucker. Black church make you do everything. They damn damn make you preach and then. Open your Bibles.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Genesis said what, congregation? He'd be like, nigger, I don't know. Read that shit. You be damn there teaching yourself in this motherfucker. What did he say, congregation? I guess this is what he said. He had to place to, what, what do he say? What he said?
Starting point is 01:08:43 What he said? We got your birthday people here tonight. Y'all drink, birthday. Where ya at? Oh, my head now, they're like, uh-huh. They were like, a me. Me. Hey, I want some.
Starting point is 01:08:58 Come here. Bring your cups, come here. Come here. Come here. Come get a shot at some. Just your birthday. Look, and she's scared to walk up. She's like, I ain't walking up there with them niggas.
Starting point is 01:09:06 I'm walking up there with them niggas. Come on up here, hold up. Oh, oh, oh. I don't think you need no more of this. You straight, look like you're trying to suck both our dicks at the same time. Hey, what you doing? Give them to her!
Starting point is 01:09:27 That fuck you up, because she like, she got to, come on. Bro, don't get her shit, she's gone, too. Look at her. So birthday. She's got her whole cup, got a souvenir in his mom, I'm fucking, ah, ah, we're thugging it. We're going to pour that side. Hold on that side. Hold on, what we are we?
Starting point is 01:09:45 Yeah, we all drinking. Ain't it amazing how 20 people came up here, three claps for the birthday? You put her. She looked like she was going to bite me. There you go. You just came up here with no cup. She got on that first new edition.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Blonde lady. Blonde lady. There we go, with your cup in. You really got... You don't want no... You like niggas. You really just got on the whole hooded dress. Do you like niggas?
Starting point is 01:10:16 She like niggins when she gets drunk. Look, I know that don't do this, bro, but... The hair cut... It's the haircut, fucking be up. Her shit's cut like yours, nigg. You and that nigger need to switch hairstyles. That's crazy. But come on, you're not using my man.
Starting point is 01:10:29 I got you like this. Come on, come on. Oh, come on. Open up. I told you. Oh. Oh. Now, you look like the tight sneakers here, go ahead, let me go ahead.
Starting point is 01:10:39 You better stop for she fucking away your clothes. She's going to fucking away your clothes, Chico. Come on, get it. Come on, get it. Go on get it. Go fucking away you go. Get it, get it. Oh.
Starting point is 01:10:51 Oh. Oh. God damn. I don't know if nobody else going to want to drink this shit. She didn't put her mouth on this motherfucker. She won't do another eating some pussy. She goes, don't get her no more heinous. Don't give her no more here.
Starting point is 01:11:05 no more hennyson she gonna pull up at her ex-girlfriend house tonight i just want to see my kids there you oh happy birthday suit you don't you don't you didn't have birthday birthday birthday baby that's your lady with you right there no oh it is that's your lady seven years oh all right that's her girl right now you ain't know she she's like yeah you don't push her alive this crazy this bitch is a super lansman's This bitch is super lesbian. See, that's the shit that made me mad. See how they want to be girls when it's convenient. I don't like that shit.
Starting point is 01:11:46 Take your tough hands to the back. Up here trying to drink. I'm a lady. No, you ain't. You're a thug in the whole time. See, feminine in the hell when she's drunk. What's that little feminine in a hand? I know.
Starting point is 01:11:57 All three of us, all three niggas up here, fuck pov y'all. We'll do it. We'll do it. Why are you bullshin? Hopefully y'all had a... Hopefully he'll be sleep by the time for me to fuck. Ain't a big bit sleep, I'm sleep, I'm sleep. Wake me, I win the Q and get up, go pee.
Starting point is 01:12:14 This bitch up here, acting like she's playing the game. Now which, okay, now which prize I get, you get all of it. You get the whole thing. Damn. All right now. All right, baby, Dee. You're going to get more than a cookie. You're going to get more than a cookie ride.
Starting point is 01:12:29 This motherfucker. Let that dick slide that there when the... All right. Baby, you're gonna start playing. Brough, the West Palm Beach stirs off the chain, this shit, crap. 10. Yeah, what's your name, sweetheart? So family.
Starting point is 01:12:42 You ain't gonna never sit down, you're just gonna stand there. Mm-mm. All right, go ahead. She brought it, boy. You probably been waiting to get some heads since like 2000. That's your girl for real? Yeah, she's been, I can look at you and tell.
Starting point is 01:12:58 You're cool, you've been, you been, you've been, you've been waiting. You look good with a dress on, bitch. You need to take the hoodie out. I got you. Give me two girls. He's got a hoodie and cut the sleeves off. It's made a dress. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:13:11 Let me get that Nike sweater. I just... You want the bottles, ma'am? No, I don't need no bottoms. I didn't. I ain't never seen no shit like that before in my life. But that was a life-changing experience right there. Nigger.
Starting point is 01:13:28 She knew exactly what to do. She was like, oh, you want me to take it like that? I'm like, oh. I'm like, oh, you haven't forgot, have you? She ain't gay. She knows exactly what going on. I'm insane gay. She'll fucking 4 30 in the morning
Starting point is 01:13:41 when she thinks ain't nobody looking. Everybody see you. Giving that puss up. Mm-hmm. They'd be sneaking and digging. Mm-hmm. Sneaking and dick and digging. And that need to be in that song, Lou Shane.
Starting point is 01:13:53 Sneaking it. Sneaking and dick and dick and dick. Sneaking in and dick and dick. Sneaking in and dick, let me in. Shut out. Shout out to all the lesbians in the building. Baby, they were jumping to get that puss away.
Starting point is 01:14:06 Hell yeah. She was gonna give it to your grass off too. She was like, you better take it. She would have drunk all that goddamn hit. Bitch, I put you in the yoke, bitch. You're playing with the right hood, nigger. I hit your ass out of head with a VCR, bitch. You better put playing.
Starting point is 01:14:20 I'm gonna throw that shit too. You wanna be a man, miss tomorrow? What the fuck you get a VCR from? I don't know. You can fucking bitch is with VCR's, nigga. That bitch in the tape fall out. Oh, bitch, you was watching Jimani in this motherfucker hot. She gave you some pussy and steal your drawers.
Starting point is 01:14:41 What the fuck is my drawers? She can't fit my underwear. They're gonna look like panics on her. That's why she stole them. Exactly. Oh shit. Listen, man, I don't know if y'all know this West Palm Beach, but there ain't nothing like this show right here.
Starting point is 01:15:09 I don't get fucking. Where you look, where you go? Nothing like this show right here, man. And we appreciate y'all for proving that that's the case for coming out here and fucking with us, man. So make some noise for yourselves, West Palm Beach. Hold up. Hold up. Let me see.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Who watched the 85 South show? Yeah, yeah, we're talking about for real. Stop bullshit. See how to see, see it doing the real for right now. Yeah. Y'all gonna be proud as a motherfucker walk around when this goddamn suck my dick bitch come out next week and that's a hit.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Y'all gonna be like, Nick, I'm on that motherfucker. I got a feature on that bitch. That's me back there on that motherfucker. That's our first single. I was in the back. That's our first single featuring loose chains. Real talk. That shit hard.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Real talk. You still drunk, my nigga? You still drunk? No, chicken tender, niggins. Shit. You're a motherfucker for real. Right, West Palm Beach show, that's so much love. I fuck away Palm Beach.
Starting point is 01:16:06 They've been showing that love. You know what I'm saying? It's like a mixture of Orlando in Miami. You know what I like that? It ain't a little too much, like ah, you know what I'm like? You know what I? Come out here, he'd be like, oh, I like these little ah, okay. And y'all, Florida, all of Florida is home to some of the dopeest
Starting point is 01:16:23 music ever created. That god damn Uncle Luke, nigga. That's how I know. I love to come to Florida because I know y'all are my fucking ladies down. Here, y'all get busy. Sit there, put there, pop there, pop there, put there, shake there, pop to there, shake that, shake that, shake that. Don't start that, sing that, sing that. I want to see it.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Shit. I want to see it, too. Bro. I'm telling you, she can get real. I love coming to Florida. Y'all got some of the pretty women now in here, man. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:52 Got some of the pretty women. For real, for real. Don't get that puss up, come on. Ladies, if you would like to donate some slightly used pussy. Anybody want to donate that coochie? The way you were just saying that, I'm about to get you the soundtrack for you to say that commercial. In the eyes of the angel,
Starting point is 01:17:16 come away. If you have some slightly used pussy that you would like to donate to the young men of the 85 South Show. We were glad to take that pussy off your hands. If you feel like your pussy has been unappreciated, your self-esteem is low and you feel unattractive some days. Somebody in this group will fuck you.
Starting point is 01:17:42 All we ask is your secrecy and you delete our numbers when we live. Your secret is safe with me. Once again, the number to donate the pussy to the 85 South Show, the phone lines are wide open. If only 33 humps a week, you could change a young man's life. Ladies, make sure you do your part in the community. Distributing pussy on stroke at a time. This is DC Young Fly. A lot of his success can be attributed to the pussy that was donated to him over the year.
Starting point is 01:18:24 This is my man Chico Bean right here. Hasn't had no pussy donated to him in over nine months. If you would like to donate some pussy to Chico Bean, please press nine right now. Come away Ladies, we understand that times get rough and you may not be in a position right now where you can donate any pussy to the 85 sound show. But we would like for you to understand that we accept here, too, as a down payment. When you're pussy, don't bring that shit back.
Starting point is 01:19:11 You say you want to fuck something, well, baby girl, so do I. You say you want to suck something. Oh, oh. Oh. Baby girl, why not mine? Hey. You say you want to fuck something. Well, baby girl, so do I.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Uh-oh. You say you want to suck some dig. Well, baby girl, why than mine? Okay. I said, baby girl. Sing it to her. My name's Tico Bin. What's your name, ma'am?
Starting point is 01:19:37 Born and raised. Well. Liking pussy, so I'd like for you to donate some. Go ahead. Give me a shot of two. Out of tune. Okay. A girl that came up here want to suck on some penis too.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Hey. So if you want to fuck something. Well, this shit ain't working with you, nigger. We gotta, hold up, wait, wait. I'm gonna let you get it. But I don't know how to, he don't know how to do the drums and the guitar. All right, so. Come on, Crash Bandy, too.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Let's do it. I don't look like Crash Bandy. You stupid. You stupid. Come on, nigger. That when that nigga do that frontcoker. That's a weird. That when the nigger died.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Okay. It's off the new mixtape called Liggerstone Music. What is called? Liggerstone music. Hurry up and buy before they call the police. All right, that's a little different groove you got, John. Chico, you got it back? You got it back, Chico?
Starting point is 01:20:50 Yeah. If you in West Palm Beach right now, this one is for you, all the ladies. Okay. We might want to donate a little pussy in this motherfucker. Yeah, got down. Donate a little pussy to the 85 South show. This is for you. I think I got about five minutes in before I got now.
Starting point is 01:21:07 Uh-huh. Yeah. All right. Make it for you. I go with a little shop them like this. You say you want to fuck some thing. Well, baby, girl, so do I. You say you want to suck some.
Starting point is 01:21:23 Hey, that nigga blind, bro. I'm just going to change the song. Fuck it. Fuck it. See it simple. Make it work. There we go. We don't keep it to the point.
Starting point is 01:21:40 I'm so full of shit. I'm just, whatever happened, I'm winning. Just hyping the bullshit. Whatever. I'm with whatever. There we go. Think you got a Jay-O-Win. There you go.
Starting point is 01:21:54 Oh, shit. You see how that nigga that made it? I believe that might be here. All the ladies in West Palm Beach. Woo! Won't you give some pussy to me? Ooh. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Hey. If there's any ladies in the West Palm Beach. Say what? Say what. who want to give some pussy to me. His name is she's going to be. Yeah, I was waiting. I was waiting for you to bring it back.
Starting point is 01:22:39 I was get a couple to get another pump. Take a little pump. One mode, bang. Let me know when you're ready to come back in. All the ladies in West Palm Beach, you want to give some pussy to me. Any ladies in West Palm Beach, you want to fuck with my nigger D.C.
Starting point is 01:23:01 Any ladies in West Palm Beach, you want to fuck with Carlos Miller. Any ladies in West Palm Beach, if you want to get some pussy, let me hear me yell out, yeah. There's about three-arm over here. Yeah. They in the back back, so you know we didn't where the motherfucker, who...
Starting point is 01:23:27 Well, if y'all are the only ones, it's just fiat in. Here you say, yeah. I don't know. That been saying, yeah! I don't want that whole... Never mind. You can keep that.
Starting point is 01:23:39 That's a mere cat. I don't want that. Never mind. I say, yeah. I don't want that. I don't want that. Join I don't want that pussy. Never mind.
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