The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The West Palm Beach Roast Session With D.C.Young Fly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean Part1 | Ep. 130

Episode Date: May 11, 2018

The 85 South Show crew returned to The West Palm Beach improv for the second time, roasting an all-new audience. It's The 85 South Show so you know everybody in the front row get's roasted...and we always have to shout out the rappers in the audience. T.I., Bonecrusher and more have shown up to The 85 South Show and this week it's "Loose Change" " D.C. Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean hold nothing back and drop all new hilarious freestyles live from Florida. Stand- up comedy, roasting, freestyle comedy - only the 85 South Show can do it like this! This week's sponsor is https://www.globalsole.net/ FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got T. Say what, say what, say what? Today's in the build.

All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the bill. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's End church. With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ass. Why your kids still playing up in dirt.

With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternator don't work. With your stagging air. Now you got to try to crank it first. With your stagging ass. You're gonna be late for work With your stanging ass

You ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass If you don't bend over see you with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch

And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell them where you might see me I'm posted in the AID But I might jump on the plane And parley Vu or La Franté Cause my delos I got the jokes

I'm everywhere, you see me with it I'm out of Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities I'm gonna went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey, nigga went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey, hell, niggum went to Germany

and felt some different tities I say they're small and they're round but felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly I'm walking out bitch is pulling up

I'll apologize And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't like crazy man I'm crazy man for a crazy man To if you give him Some of that pussy he'll give some of his Dick to you give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking

You come to that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really wants someone that pussy girl I don't like

ass. You know, we're ready to smell but I want to fuck no. All the ladies and all the ladies in West Palm Beach All the ladies in West Palm Beach who want to give some pussy to me. Any ladies in West Palm Beach You want to fuck with my nigger D.C.

Any ladies in West Palm Bees? You want to fuck with Carlos Miller. Any ladies in West Palm Beach? If you want to get some pussy, let me hear you yell out, yeah. Come on get it. Come on get it. Don't get it. Go get it.

Go get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Oh. Oh. I got that much hair. I love.

I get calm in my little chin hair. I'd be like, yeah, I tore ass up. I ain't pussy. I had to drive home in my head out the window like Ace Ventura. That's none of your business. Oh. You didn't tell me you the squitter.

Nigger, I'm tripping. I thought that was two chains right there, my nigga. My nigga right there, bro. I thought that. That nigger was two chains, man. Oh! That nigger! I thought that was Titty.

Too chas. This motherfucker. He got the Migo chains on and everything. Oh, nigger, that ain't two chains. That loose change. Oh, my bad, loose. My bad. I thought you was titty two chains, my nigga.

Okay. We got loose change in this mother-puff. Lose. Luchin. That nigger tripping, bro. That nigger tripping, bro. That nigger tripping, bro. That nigga tripping, bro.

like a dyke, man. That nigga tripp. That nigga, that nigga said, you ain't, I'm most impoverful, Snoop. I can have a wall around the LBC, Snoop. I'm like, did you not hear this nigga? I don't think that was really him. I don't think that was really him. I think that was a parody. You think it was a parody? It had to be. There was

nowhere that was coming in. Man, they can't send Bill cause to the prison, man. Yes, the fuck. They can. I know, I mean, they can, but it's like damn, that's Bill. I know. If you were 8-8, going to go to prison, man, I don't give a fuck. Fuck, fuck you, fuck them. Don't lock me to fuck up. I got 36 more months before I get up out of here.

I just look at it. I'm going to be a hard body in 36 months. It's like, damn, this nigga was like everybody's daddy. And that ain't turned out, nigga. He's still like everybody daddy. He's about to go to prison. Well, well, that's a good point. You fuck my big bitch.

Me too. Me too. Such my dick miss. Me too. A me too. A set my dick miss. Me too. What is?

Such my dick miss. Me too. Here we go. Go. My, my, my. Say, yeah, yeah, yeah. I say. And when we say, we say,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Me too. I'm me too. I suck my big bit. Me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm me too.

I'm me too. The mall is about to go break it up. I'm gonna start clapping right now. Come up for Chico E! You know what I'm going to That's fucking yeah I'm going to Swainty on

Swain Swain Swat You're I think I do all that things that you're going to

Oh I'm Swain Swin Swank I did you Cut it off. That's my shit right there, boy. You could do every dance ever created to that shit right there.

And that nigger voice was so dope on their West Palm Beach. Yeah. All the things so nice. Yeah. Candy. I'm like, digger, I got to use their voice. You imagine you're about to get some pussy and say that to him. Take your panties off.

Yeah. Candy. Trying to lick your twat in the back. Yeah. Do it from the front. I am not going to start all. West Palm Beach, what's going on? Now, fuck that.

I missed y'all last time. Y'all got to make some noise. What's going on with y'all, man? Glad to be here, man. I was sick. I missed the last show. This stage looked big on the internet, nigga. This.

They got the motherfucking timeout corner in this bitch, I just... Hey, fuck you, mom. I fucking hate you, fucking bitch. I'm going to blow my fucking house up. This shit is little than a motherfucker up here, nigga. I didn't been here. I came here yesterday.

I got in a day early and shit, you know what I mean? So I got to explore the town, as I always like to do. And West Palm Beach is a beautiful place. Except for wherever hook fishing chicken is at, nigger that? Whatever part of town that's in? That don't look like the postings, nigga. I was like, whoa.

I went to hook last night. I was like, oh, this is a real Haitian. Okay, I ain't never seen one of y'all before, nigga. This is a, a nigga walked in there with a pit bull puppy. I said, oh, I hope they don't recognize me. What part of town is that? What part of town is that? Downtown?

What, nigga, they need to change that to no-go, nigga. That's just, no-go, wet, no-go Florida. Don't go over there, man. The motherfucking thing waiting to get my food. I'm standing close to the door, you know, to be smart. You know what I'm saying? This nigga come up to the door and was like, I didn't did the Bill Cosby, I'm...

Niggum. Nigger? What fuck is you talking to? Excuse me. Nah. Nicker, this shit is real West Palm Beach. Man, how are you doing, y'all? What's up, G?

Y'all go together? That's what it is. That's what you do for a living, O.G. You're a relative. Oh, you sell houses and shit? You sell houses in West Palm Beach? You got any available downtown? I know they're cheap than a motherfucker down there, isn't it?

Naga, he said, no, they ain't cheap. How long you've been selling houses for? Ten years? That's why I know y'all have been together for. He said, a few months. You ain't going to miss them? I ain't tripped my own. Think all the holes, you're the same you wish.

You ain't want to do with it. See? Some of the holes might be a little bit bigger in the back than you like. Or you might not like a bitch that's freakishly tall. You might just think this bitch weird. I might be into that kind of weird. You might like a bitch that talk a lot. This bitch don't never say nothing, but you're a freak.

You never know. Whatever side of the Matrix you on, it ain't gonna never come on my side. You get what I'm saying? You're the Neo over there. I'm the Neo over here. You think, like, the holes that like cat ain't gonna never like you. You get what I'm saying? Because she liked cat, no cat holes.

Yeah. Everybody got their own way? D.C., you're trying to swim. I'm short and fat. That ain't even going to go. So, what about the ones who think you just don't like them off top? That's there, my husband. Come on, man.

Yeah, exactly. So you're married to them in your heart. Yeah, you're going to have a job. That's your lady right there. How long y'all have been together? 14 years. That's a long time. Make some more.

14 years of love. That's dope. So, what's your favorite thing about your lady, man? He said everything. That's right. That's a nigga trying to get his dick sucked tonight. That's what it is. Okay. You did every time that we do one of these, man. We stick our foot just a little bit further into game, man. Yeah. Like the independence of this.

Yeah. And then they're so fascinated to see how we keep cranking this shit out. Yes, sir. How we make time to do this shit. Let me ask you this, though, because with the LOL, they're still picking up content? Yeah, man, they don't have nothing consistent. They've been looking for short series and shit.

Man, we got that. If you start looking at it, like, from network perspective, we got a lot of in-studio shit, we got a lot of interview shit, and it's really just got a big trim and compartmental. And broke down and say, hey, this is what this is. Okay, this is the live show. Okay, this is the stand-up, these the soul, this day, the studio shit, this on the road, this is the main of the same.

You get what I'm saying? Because we got the whole shit. And the show on the show, and to y'all, man. So I'm about to bring my next partner up here on stage. You know, you guys have seen him already. You love him. You know what I mean? He's back again.

You know what I mean? One of the creators of, that's a woman, if you know about the show, you know what I mean? And then look at all y'all y'all niggas is really attentive in West Palm. Beach. I love that. They got quiet when the niggins started doing the introduction. I love y'all. Y'all. Y'all a good-ass crowd in this motherfucker. Ain't none of y'all was retarded this school. What happened? Oh, there you go right there. Oh, okay, I thought something had jumped off. I was about to stand behind y'all too big-ass, nigger. There you go. Do your job, nigger. Do your job. Hey, it's the first shit. Nicky, there you go. Nigger, figure it out. But like I said, he already ready to get the fuck up here. I know my

nigga ready get up here talk some shit with y'all so west palm beach i need y'all to stop making some noise right now put your hands together right now and make some noise from my motherfucking brother dc y'uble We got the shit You're up in the back We got the shit Pousin' We're going up and down And we're smoking

And we're drinking just a Girl with a bad I'm about to go Fast a babe Girl you're dealing To the Probe What's had it? Cut that shit off

Y'all good? Y'all good? Winning the night said Chicken cheese I ain't line This motherfucker is all right I ain't line I got my uncle with me.

That nigga ain't never been nowhere. I told that nigga, pack your ass, they were fin to go to West Palm Beach. He's talking about good. I always wanted to go overseas. It's like, you still gonna want to go. Who we brought in this motherfucker? Ooh, well, you got a smooth-ass shirt, brother.

What's your name, brother? Doug. Doug. Doug? I always... What, Doug? I always got a little-ass eyes. Damn, Doug.

Doug, you got some little-ass eyes. What's you do for a living, Doug? You're a realtor? No, with them little-ass-eye, Doug. You ain't building no house with them like, ah, duff. I think that way it need to go. Fuck you in. Put the roof up over there.

Fuck right. Oh, you're the one who did these bricks right here, Dad. My nigga that I put the outside on the inside. Presented by Doug Real Estate. That niggia Doug doesn't find all these workers. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.

Fuck it. Oh my God. Oh, my God. O.G. What's your name? O.G. What's your name? O.G. Marlon, what you do for a living? You're a carbass take this

Nicky you do cable And you're that big Damn you want to do no like no big shit Well I guess you got to be scron To walk around with all them cables on your hip That ass I'm gonna give man Well y'all got a big ad plate right here

Y'all want to bush and y'all ain't eat all day I'm like god damn we're going to the company so wait God damn No, I got to go finish this house right quick before you get it. Y'all, niggins is stupid. What's up, Auntie? You don't even know.

You look like, you don't know what the fuck going on. You don't know nobody at this motherfucker. Do you know who the fuck I have? What's your line, Auntie? Ashley. Where are you from, Ashley? Winter Haven. I was just down now.

Why the fucking didn't come to Pol State? You can't see you? You can't see you? She came to see me. What's you who the hell of you? She's talking about she came to see me, motherfucker. What's your name, baby? Yvonne.

Yvonne, what you do for a living, Yvonne? I work for an A.C. company? You work for an A.C. company? Y'all, motherfucker. Where in your carouse right here? You got the cable, you got the real estate, you got the A.C. Okay, shit. I guess you, who you're doing insurance.

I glad. I like this, I like this. Y'all good. This is a rassie squad right here. Y'all wretched? What's your name, baby? Jack, what you do for a little, Jasmine? This bitch just called out.

Everything in the book. You do bill, equipment, medical. What, bitch? Oh, you do billing for a medical equipment company. Bitch, you're the secretary. Bitch ain't got no real job. They've been picking the phone up. Hello?

Okay, he ain't here. Oh my god, just pay your bill. This bitch gonna do shit. You be taking a whole lot of smoke break though. I can tell you take a lot of smoke break. He's like, hey, yeah. You work with that bit, though. Like, this bitch's always on the run.

What you do, Mexican? You're a waiter? You're a waiter? For who, for who, mego? For Italian restaurant? They pay good. The tips is good. You know, you're dealing with the mob.

That's a tire. That nigga got money. And this motherfucker? You ain't getting shit. I'm gonna pray for the waitress. What's happened? It took you two years to get a raise? Who the fuck is a big man?

Who the fuck is the big man? Oh, you hate to talk to them. The nigger who owned that motherfucker so you can get some, oh, I'm like, you couldn't even quit if you wanted to. You're like, man, they ain't gonna kill me, if I least. These dick need help. What you do for a limauntie?

Y'all work for the same company? Y'all work for the temp service. I know what's going on. Y'all got about eight more days before they make their mind, or you better work hard, or you're gonna have to talk to that thing, you better get to you. I don't think I ain't more day for the real world kick in.

What you're talking about? I'm glad y'all feeling good. I'm about to break the OG out, okay? I know y'all, y'all, you know what I'm saying? Y'all came out to see me and my motherfucker partner, but this nigga right here who I'm about to bring out is a real motherfucker OG. You dig what I'm saying?

Don't have clap for him, bitch. That n'n' got a lad hand too, boy. That n' got down, bud. That n'clock like that. like this boy that nigga that boy can't wait to see my partner man that nigga out this the nigger i came to see right you can tell you that nigger work in walmart you that nigger that work at walmart ain't okay welcome to pretty private with ebony the podcast where silence is broken and

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who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The nigger who I'm about to bring to the stage, man, is one of the OGs. You dig what I'm saying? You don't see this nigga all over MTV, all over BT. Listen here, West Palm, y'all start making some nerves right now for my daughter, Carlos Miller. Cold food

I'm just trying to make it I'm just trying to make it now Oh Boom That's for your I had to come to the stage of some cocaine music You heard that shit?

That's for your uncle When he had the cocaine in the side boots West Palm Beach We have this bitch I love it out. I love it out. I might fuck around it. down here, bro. Look at everybody. Even the ugly niggas got pretty women down here.

Bro, yeah, I've seen a nigga who'd have been so beautiful. This is like a possum. I'm all like, what are you doing? Her self-esteem is in the garbage. Yeah, homeless niggins out here sleeping on the beach. Acting like they did it on purpose. She's a beautiful day out of this man. Eat me a coconut around this, mother. Oh shit. Shut out to all the niggas who figured out how to steal at the parking deck. They didn't trick me.

It's $20 to park in the parking deck. I'm like, shit. I might just leave that bitch in the... It's a rental car. That shit ain't mind. I ain't gonna invite me somewhere with no goddamn parking. Fuck this shit. Got me telling jokes in a corner.

This is... That nigger telling jokes in timeout. Look at this shit. Big little bit of ass. stage. Brand new Hennessy. They ain't a fucked up. Somebody going to get a grandson tonight.

What a cougars at? They didn't make it tonight. I know she's single. Her husband dead. You tell about and knowing she meant, how long have you been single, baby? Two years?

Yeah, it's about that time for you to make some bad decisions. You want some dick tonight? You do? Am I giving it? No. I just grown man dick. I don't just get this away. This the shit that clear your skin up.

Y'all damn edges being grew back in. Your home girl, like, girl, you're getting thick. That's that Carlos' dick. It's change your life. It changed your life. My critics go win up 15 points since I've been... It's that grown man dick I cut you y'all and wash your car

Look at the young niggas losing interest Ooh, work, no Ooh There's some bitch-ass niggas out here I saw a lady on the freeway had a blowout This nigga put this seatbelt on I was like ooh That's who you gave your pussy to?

You got a girlfriend Shout out to all the Hispanic people that don't speak Spanish I know you in here You are not Hispanic, nigger. You're just light-skinned and don't know your father. I think I'm Hispanic. Ooh-way.

Who-way? You Hispanic? You don't know how to speak to Spanish, though? Nigger. That name from Pope County. Right here, sorry. How you doing, Ms. Layton? You look so interested.

Are you a foreign exchange student? How old are you? 18? Oh, no. Uh-uh. Where's your mother? How is your mother? Uh-uh. I don't want nothing 18.

That's your sister? I want your auntie. Where is your abelita? I don't want to smash your girl. I don't want nothing 18. That means that puts the game out in what? Two thousand? I was all right. already driving. I don't want that shit.

No. I don't fuck young women. They don't never go to sleep. You give them dick all night. They steal up. Drinking Henderson. Turn up. Turn up. You sleep it, oh, man. When we at the nursing

home? We fought two times. You took a phone now. What my phone? I'm about to get on Snapchat because it is dog filter. no I want some grown woman pussy who fucked for 20 minutes and be like come on now I got to work tomorrow all this fucking I didn't came don't touch my pussy it hurt don't touch it I want a grown woman pussy that bad attitude pussy yes with one teetting out huh leave me alone

No, this is my good bra I'm not taking it off I don't give a fuck You just seen me on TV I'm still a project-ass nigga I appreciate everything Bro, I'm so proud-I'd never go broke I made more money than

anybody in my whole family ever had I'm hood rich I would never fall off I eat noodles once a week just to see if I still can I'm nigger I'm good I'm good. I'm good. I ain't never got to do shit. If I hurt my foot and get a check for the rest of my life, I'm straight. I ain't never going back. Shit, I ain't taking you with me either. I'm good. I love this shit, man. Y'all's a beautiful-ass audience, man. Thank

y'all for coming out and supporting this shit. If you don't know what the 85 South Show is, nigger, it's perfect for West Palm Beach because this is the type of podcast that you listen to while you roll in a blunt trying to figure out which bills you're not going to pay. You get what I'm saying? This is the type of podcast where you get put out,

but you don't give a fuck because your sister's stay in the neighborhood. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's really a podcast for niggas with options. You feel what I'm saying? This is the podcast for ladies who don't get the whole house style.

She just get the front partner and she has some extra weave at home and make the rest. Yeah, for chicks who do their own hair in the kitchen. You 18, you don't know nothing about this. She grew up privileged with an iPhone and shit. She really ain't even old enough

to be out here with these old niggas. Who brought her? See, they be trying to set you up with the white women. I don't trust that shit. They'd be sending them all in the green room. Can I get you anything? Yeah, the little black chick with a little ponytail. That's what you can get me.

Fuck that. I am not going for the set up. Uh-uh. Every time I see a black dude with a white woman, I get scared. I'm like, do the police know about this shit? That's illegal where I'm from. They catch you with a white girl.

That's possession with intent. They will lock your ass up. That's a felony. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's up, world? May 20th. The 85 South Shore crew is coming to New Orleans, the House of Blues. Hit the website and get those tickets, because it's going to be Carlos, D.C., Chico, and again.

The tickets are flying off the ship. You might want to go through that right now. Because it's going down. Shout out, Zig, the Williams. We're about to be back in. I'm selling. We cash money with us. I played a footie, great feeling again

I'm saying Moodie, I'm the hoodie. That never happened to you, bro. Bro, you ever got put out? You look like a real knit. You ever got put out, bro? You ain't had nowhere to go, but you had to fake like you was ready to go anyway.

That's all. Get my shit. What the fuck am I going? Ladies, quit putting niggas out. You know they ain't got nowhere to go. You're 18, you still live in home. Don't worry about this. You graduated yet?

You still in high school? Nigger, be careful. Huh? You graduate next week. And you go to college? Damn. You smart. Who is that behind you?

You don't know that later? They look like the OG lady at the nail shop. Don't you like the OG later. I help that get for you. Bro, I love going to the nail. If you ain't never, if you're a grown man, you ain't never had your feet done. You're cheating yourself.

Go in there, bro. They'll have your shit right. I don't give a fuck if you got Frankenstein feet, bro. They'll line no shit up. They'll at least be decent, Nick. Niggins out here. You ain't even sleeping good because you're, your shit all fucked up down there

scraping the sheets every time you get in the bed, sound like a nigga, open Christmas presents. Look, your lady loves you so much. She won't even tell you scratching the shit out of her leg. She bleed that shit. This nigga scratched me.

Bro, go get your feet done. Bro, I went and got my shit done. My socks didn't even fit no more. I've been scraped so much shit off my foot. It was another foot. I was like, God damn. She hit some shit right in the middle of my foot soon as she hit a dick stir straight up. I said, man, what is your name?

She knew she was freaking. She said, no name. You better go get your shit done, gee. Don't even make an appointment. Just show up, pay cash. Yeah, show up in that bitch. 18, you get your feet done. I'm through talking to you.

I'm going to talk to you. What an old ho's that. Bitches who was fucking in 98. Did you really raise your hand say you was an old home? You for real, you were an old ho? When you start? What year you started fucking in? No, don't get shot now.

What year was it? 99. Damn, you was late. You ain't no real old ho. I want some bit. He was fucking in the 80s. And the nigger real dark-skinned in Florida, don't fuck with them.

Them the type. See how people scared to laugh? They know. What a Haitian niggas is that? See? Told you. You ain't even know. You wasn't even going to know to all 50 them niggins didn't even know. You were like, he going to stop my say, oh, help that nigger. Help that nigger. He's from the old country.

That's my cousin. y'all brought some Haitian women with you best pussy and ox tail's in the building you can't leave Haitian women you try to go see your sad but you didn't want to even get hard you just started praying Jesus I don't know what the fuck

a spirit came over me The ones who still laughing know the spell. How you living back here, G? Man, play me some pimp shit right quick. You don't know who that is. Hold up, hold up. Turn it down just to a six. This nigga here, bro.

What's your name, bro? What's up, Kenny? What's up, Kenny? How you living, Kenny? You need a nigga like Kenny, bro. That's the type of nigga hype all your life accomplishment. He beat a nigga on the street. Yeah, my nigga Carlos doing this motherfucking thing, yo.

Swear to God, nigga. I hate on my life, this nigga's crazy, yo. He'll be doing live shows and shit. Yo, we just saw the nigga telling jokes shit. Time out, nigga. I'm telling you, man. The nigga son look just like him, nigger. Sweat of God.

Only nigga I know ain't on child support. Word to my mother. Play some shit, man, for my nigger Kenny. Some real gangster shit, bro. Type of shit we could smoke a single cigarette, too. Shout out to all the ladies who let their homeboy do one of their tattoos. Yeah. Uh-huh.

That's real fucking. right there. You know what they remind me of? Summer coming up. We're in Florida. It sound like something you'll get some head to outside. Some shit you'll get some here to like on the balcony or some shit. Shout out to all the ladies who like to suck dick

in different locations. Oh, freak-ass ladies, man. She'd be sucking dick in the kitchen. With the refrigerator door open so it could be a breeze. The type of lady who'll be taking the shower and just suck your dick out the shower real quick, good. You know, real winners, this is who I talk to. Yeah.

Ladies, if you want to do a nigger favor tonight, after this show on your way home, and your nigger driving, Don't even say nothing Just sneak and pull your titty out That's what I'm gonna call that right there

Sneak and pull your titty out On your way home tonight sneak and pull your tear out for my nigger right here This is your lady Oh, look at his suit Come that, nigga

Oh, look at his suit. Come in security. He got on a blue teen suit with some gray sweat pants. Oh, oh. You know what happened with that name? Ms. Bill. She didn't sneak and pull her titty out.

What? She didn't sneak and pull her titty. Was it a long titty? Was it a shawl titty? He probably was no titty. Or was it a sacked? Any nigger who wear a suit jacket with some jogging pants, it's all discombobulated. Sad ass teat.

Sneaking pull your titty up and let it sound. You live a long way from here. I don't sagging titty if you're looking when you live them up. You're talking about that bin dropped, that motherfucker back. Oh, you're talking about the little sagging ones That looked like Wapel House eggs Yeah That water balloon titty

Yes What happened? Oh, what happened? That niggins thought about a long titty And lost the beat, wow That they got titty's in the house You know what we're gonna call that? What's that?

That was the, with a nipple dropped that And with a nipper dropped. Yeah. Now I was telling them before y'all came out for all the ladies in here. They want to give a nigga surprise. Uh-huh. On the way home the night.

Give a niggas me head. Uh. Now that's if she loved her. Okay. Just sneaky pull your titty out. That might make me crunch. Just, bitch, what you put your tinnies off?

The kids are in the back sleep, bitch. Ladies, wouldn't that be fucked up? They send a ticket home. Hey, man, do you work at Global Soul? Do you work your Global Soul? I don't work that on it. Oh, you own it. So you're his brother, you must own something of it too.

Yeah, just a little bit. Hey, man, do you know these is coming out May to 26? But I heard that you always going to have them early over there at GlobalSoul. And if you use 85 Southshow.com, the code, you use that code, 85 Southshow, something like that? They'll give you a little something off. I ain't going to tell you what it is, but they'll get you something off early. Just a little son because I know him because he owned. What do you think, man?

Now listen, this is serious business. I need this. Who do I need to talk to the guitar? Talk to the man. You're the man. Who's this car? That's my twin brother. Why do you bring this guy?

He has a second book. He's second book. He has other shoe? Yeah. Okay, I buy other shoe. The picture ticket, your nigga's speed and your titty is still out. Then they're going to 86 but you can still see your titty. That's a high-speed titty.

Right. That's a peak of who titty. Exactly. You got your titty out. You got the toad booth titty. That the to-tenths cat with no tent on it, you got your tini's out on the highway. So the tithes blowing in the wind both ways, nigg.

a ways, nigga, guys. Titty's just blowing it away. Titties look like dog ears. Your shit is just... I think of your shit. Oh! Look like dog is. I think I was

a cold in shepherman got now. I think of that is stupid! Pull them out anyway. Pull them out. anyway. Pull them out anyway. Pull them out anyway. Pull them out, big, pull them out anyway. Rico suave.

Pull them out anyway. Rico suave. Thank you, Cesar dot. Bono start for that. Thank you. That's your dinner. That they're going to run for city council in a minute right there. You'll make a change.

You better leave him alone. That's Batman. Keep laughing, D.C. Keep laughing, D.C. Keep laughing. Fuck you. What is here? This is here? Nika, that's sweet tea the way it looked. I ain't no bubbles in that shit, nigga.

I don't need drink, but I know how to act drunk. Oh, this shit lit. Oh, this shit lit. Look, you're playing soft like you're at a funeral, you're either gonna play or cry, motherfucker. You need to do it. That's my nigga from. Y'all made some noise for J.O.N.

One of the best producers that we got right this bitch. Y'all know me. I got to be the scripted. I got to stand on some shit. Do your thing, bro. You know me. Why do you like so bright? Oh, no.

We got to get off this table. Nigger from the back, in the back. That shit bent like a motherfucker Yeah We were praying the whole time We was like I hope my nigga don't come off that table bro You're on the wrestling table

You get held up by your girl Little ad boy that fuck wrong with you That nigga's sleeping in hell Hold me baby That's glad, bro That nigga girlfriend got him in the four Nelson That nigga That nigga's y'all from Texas

nigga You look like you from Cleveland You look like lazybone My nigga That nigga Bones that big-ass-a-bom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. That nigga got that gas station. You still got to show your ID to get built, ugly, bud, fuck, right.

They got coming here all the time. I got nothing. I don't care. Show me ID. I don't care. I don't trust you. He'd get a man and walked out. Baby, pick me up. Fuck this shit. She's like, yep. I'll be picking him up, a little nigger. All they make you get his dicks up here, nigga. Come on. Put it up my mouth.

Put it in my mouth, I got you. Put it in my mouth. This nigga looked like he could already get power bombed, getting his dicks up. Slammy then. He looked like a room. He looks like a woman. You ain't clean this goddamn house off

and none of this shit. Come on, get the titty. Time to go to slip. Oh, he got dread, too. You got drag? Oh, I thought that was a duress. Stupid-eyed, dick. I'm about to say,

what? That boy got a long hat and a duress. That n'n' know what to do. That's crazy. That niggum want to wait. Ambrade, stupid add. Oh, you got the head. Oh, you really in bone thud.

Take your hat off. Oh, nigga, this nigga right here is a debarge. What's up with you name? God damn, we got a debarge in this motherfucker. This nigga ain't bullshit, boy. I know you hate going swimming, don't it? Stupid-ass nigg. Y'all leave that nigga alone before you try to dance battle somebody.

I do it, D.C. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Hey, boy, that nigger regret putting that condition in his head. Oh, that shit. Burn.

Oh. Oh. It's killing this, nigger. It's killing this, nigger, natural perms. Oh, God. I ain't gonna lie, but your shit float. Ain't gonna lie, but you see flourished like a motherfucker, and old boy, that's- Hell yeah.

You look like the Asian girl off recess. That's what it is. You're talking about Gretchen? Yeah, that's Gretchen right there. I, hey, on everything I love, I always thought Gretchen had some good-ass. What the fuck? Anybody who talked like this?

No, she looked like she sell like that. I'm telling you, T.J. Deadroll. Oh, I'm like, that bitch got some good-assin' boy. I know it. I know it was. She wanted to get TJ that pussy so bad. You stupid. Why do you think she's tall like that?

Oh, TJ? Ah, TJ. We can't take this nigger no well, man. Y'all know I'm faked drunk. Oh, we eat in this bitch. Y'all is stupid. I don't know why I'm drinking like I got alcohol.

I can't talk. Ah. Hashi sound, do you see? Oh. Come on. Hey, that's how that thing is sad. That's how that thing is sad when he got to push his head back. Do it together.

Ugh. Ugh. Give him a towel. You know he got one of them bad ass cut and a push his head back in the pool. the pool. You play two goddamn musk. Hey, man. You're gonna get the club shut up. Oh.

Little nigga like him got big-a-gun, too. Big-a-3-50 sounds. Can I can't get out of their pair? Pops, niggins. They're a shot itself. It's too about himself. Ah! Oh.

Man, leave that thing alone, man. You only know. You don't even know your girl gonna do that to you now when she's fucking with you. Every time she gets mad she's gonna be like, what, nigga? Aw, ass nigga. You ain't say it that damn. Fuck you, he gonna get a hair cut tomorrow.

Nigger'll be looking like Kobe Bryant in this bitch. Oh, shit. Ain't that wrong with you, brother. Oh, shit. Shout that to my nigga, conditioner. Conditioner. Shout to OG right here. He make beats.

You make beats? He dried trucks You drive a truck I know you did some sitting down I knew something Yeah He dried a Pepsi truck

He drive the truck for Pepsi Yeah he dried a truck for Pepsi Oh Pepsi I thought you were like I thought you were saying PASC No no he No he drive the Pepsi trucks

Who the fuck drank Pepsi? Yeah Everybody's still drinking Pepsi Yeah yeah Whoever drank Pepsi do cocaine Fuck that Ain't way in hell A nigga still drinking Pepsi

nigga fuck that This probably Pepsi right here. Nigger, I'm tripping. What? I thought that was two chains right there, my nigger. My nigger right there, bro. I thought that nigger was two chains, man. Oh!

That nigger, I thought that was Tito. He got the Migo chains on and everything. Oh, nigger, that ain't two chains. That loose. Oh, my bad, loose. My bad, I thought you was Titty, two chains, my nigger. Okay, we got loose change in this motherfuck Losehage in this motherfucker.

Losehage in this motherfucker. Got both of us and loose change. And loose change. Who else we got in their motherfuck That they got his glasses on that. A little bad bitch that's my fucking problem. But they don't let me back. That's the fucking problem.

What Losehade's all say? Y'all know he do real estate. Who? Nigger with a little eye right here. He did this, right here. He got a little eye. He put the bricks up in this. Oh.

Man, that's what it is, man. He got a little eyes, play. He got a little eye. I always be telling people, hey, come see me. Come see me. Come on over here. Oh, shit. Come see me.

I got something for you. Oh, man. Did you say something about his shirt, D.C.? Yes. I know you did. That nigga got a shirt made out of a pocket square. Yeah, that nigga this turkey, that's what it is. That's what I'm saying.

That's what the pocket square is. Your shit look like when you take the sheets off of mattress. That's what the lies is. You don't leave that nigga shirt alone. That shirt get wet. That's going to turn it to another shirt. She's going to turn to a tank top. Stupid-eyed, Nick.

You got the sleeve rolled up? Oh, it came like that. You rolled them up? Oh, they came like that? Yeah, they don't come down. Yeah, they don't come down. Yeah, they don't come down. How do you ask for that?

Hey, man, y'all, you got the shirts in here that's rolled up. Like, they're over here. Oh, yeah, you know, my eyesight, man. You know, I fix house. Exactly. I'm glad you came to see us, but you dressed like you was going to see mint condition, nigga. That's what it is. Pretty brown eyes, you know, I see now.

That's what that shirt said. Y'all leading. He didn't pick that shirt. His girl made him wear that shirt. They've been together 14 years. She said, ah, no, I didn't, nigger. She said, ah, nope. It was a bet.

They'd been together 14 years. She made sure all his clothes. No, that's them. They've been together 14 years. They only been together a couple of months. She judged the shit out there, that nigga, when he walked in with that shirt on. She was like, oh, hey, oh, hey. That shirt's stupid.

So live. Hey, you know your outfit fucked up when your girl would be like, so we still going to the show? We must not be gone. We must not be gone. We must not be going. We sit in front road, too. Oh, my God. She already knew.

You love him, though, don't you? You just ain't know how to tell him. She don't love him. She cares for him. You tell him now. She said, I care, but I don't love him, though. She's mean as hell. She didn't want to say, no.

That's why she did this. She said, y'all told him. It is some beautiful. as women in West Palm Beach. Especially in here the night, God, damn. Who's trying to get a pusher? Hey! That's all the off. And who's trying to suck dick, bitch?

Hey, you're talking about. I'm not taking on. I'm not going to hit your pussy. You're going to get the fuck on. No, you're going to suck my dick, too. Hey, you're talking about. Don't be like, I got to go. I, bitch, you got to come back here.

That's what you got to do. Yeah, these West Palm Beach women, yeah. Yeah, do this shit. I'm going to use you as a threat. I'm going to get the nigger with a little eyes to do your house now. Yep, these West Palm Beach women are definitely still some hair from you.

There's still some head from. She ain't been in the shower all day. She's fresh from the beach. You eating pussy, saying everything. But you know what niggins from the hood, we already think he clean could have been in water all day. That's a good observation. That's a good observation, D.C. She hasn't been in the water.

You know, that salt water is all. They don't look cleansing. Real nigga like me, I don't mind a little tang. Ooh. That mean that shit gets wet, you hit me. Ah, oh, god damn. You better be careful, boy. I tell you what, nigger, eating tangy pussy

like eating McDonald's, nigga. You're like, ah, how hungry am I? Shit. Ooh. You get that first shot, you like, ah, ooh. Well, one thing about eating me. You ain't really always got to eat it, no, you can just play with it. He ain't got to go crazy, like, you know, like, ah, like that.

How you got to go crazy? He's got to go crazy. He's got to get for everything. You can just kill some, fling a little bit, and let it come on up, let him know. It's dick time. It's dick time. It's dick time. You ain't got to do too much.

You got it on now. I acknowledge the pussy, mu. I see you. I see you. He even pussy changed, but you got to be in like this, though, nigga. It changed the whole perspective. Yeah, it made women nastier. Exactly.

You know, see you all the nothing in them. Grab your bed and all that shit. You're eating the pussy. You get to work. You got pussy in your bed. You don't know where it's coming from. You're like, ooh, shit, I still, what the fuck is that?

I just had lunch. Something hit me in my nose, Nick, I don't know what it is. I ain't even got that much hair. I love when I get calm in my little chin hair. I'd be like, yeah, I tore ass up. I ain't pussy. I had to drive home in my head.

I had to drive home in my head out of the West Ventura. That's none of your business. His nigger is stupid. Yo. That is stupid. You don't even know how to tell a niggins and shit like that. Hey, yo, my man, you got a little pussy in your bed, my nigger. Oh, appreciate you, bro.

Thank you, man. Appreciate that. You turn back into a little boy. Fuck that. I'm a real nigga. I'd be like, so. I'd be wanting to walk around with the evidence. Mm-hmm. Hey, you ever got up real fast for eating that pussy, you know you did a good job, but you came up on real fast.

You just like, yeah, bitch. You know it. One more time, DC, how did they see it? Yeah, bitch. Hey, DC, how this nigga get up at D.E. Pussy? about the e pussy. He's standing up. He's standing up. He didn't tell me you was a squirder.

Any type of a nigga put one on his face for full sick. I'm like, this nigga, he's crazy. Ah, shit. Uh, man, loose change, you good? That nigga went, I'm straight. Yeah, that nigga accepted it. That's what it is. Lose change. What do you do for a living loose change?

You heard how to Nick? You heard at D.C. Did you hear how the nigga hesitated? He looked at his home boys. They're like, go ahead, nigger. Tell somebody else what you do. You make us listen to the shit all day. Tell him.

That nigga was like, bruh, his homeboy is so sick of his shit. I know. I bet your first track, like, you already know who it is. Don't nobody know who it is. Don't nobody know who the fuck it is. I do not know. I can't stand that shit. You already know what time it is.

No, I don't. It's time for me to throw this shit out of the car. That's what time of it is. He on the mixday talking big shit. Yeah, them nigga leaked my shit. Ain't nobody leaked shit. What, nobody waiting on that. All that, nigga, talking about leaked this shit.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. You're out for real loose shank. You're talking about it, yo. Yeah, that nigger ad la. Well, we feel and go to this coming this show. Y'all. This is a comedy show. Joe, it's Lou Chaine and you already know.

Y'all, we ain't bullshit. All I want for my birthday ain't so a big booed that ho. Y'all. You all right? Yo. Lou Chains. Can't have no conversation with that, Nick. Lou Chains, you already know.

Two on. Pump 4. Already know got the chain. Yo. Do it. What? No. Always got that loose chain.

Yo. I got on them old chains. Y. But they still some cold chains. Ro rain, new rain, about to do my damn thing. My name is that Lou Chain. I'm gonna keep on spirit tank. Say Lou Chain, yeah, I'm out in wet palms.

About to get my grind on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lou Chay. I'd be eating fishing chicken. Un kiss me a hook fishing chicken. Lou Chach. Nickin want to kick it. Loochang.

Little man's half a bone picking. Lou chain. Little man can't keep kicking. Lou chain. That's back that keep kicking. Lou chain. Luchon. At there.

Lou Chain, everybody say, Lou Chay, Lou Chay, Lou Chay, Lou Chay, let's just one more time, Lou Chay, Lou Chay, quarters, dance, nickels, pennies, step, get money, and we always had plenty, quarters, nickel, dance, pennies, always get money, because we always had plenty. This ain't no change. Yeah, that ain't no change. Lou change in this bitch doing my thing.

I ain't got enough money to take you to the theater. But I got chain so I can pay the parking meter. Hey, Lou chain, Lou chain, Lou chain. Lou chain, Lou chain. Yeah. Lou chain, Lou chain. Lou chain, Lou chain. Lou chain, Lou chain.

Hey, lazybone in the building. We got to do a part for my nigga from bone thugs. We got to do a part for my dog. I'm going to throw the part in there. Everybody's favorite part. Okay. You already know what it is. Watch this.

You ready? Keep it going. Going to miss everybody. And I'm going to miss everybody. And I'm going to miss everybody. And I'm going to miss everybody. And I'm going to miss everybody. You got to do the right part, though, Lo.

You got to do the right part, though. Hi, say, wang and high and hig, and hai Oh, and I miss my uncle, y'all, I miss my uncle, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I miss my uncle, Joe. Yeah, yeah. I miss my uncle, Joe.

y'all y'all i miss my uncle's blue chain you thought we forgot about you we thought we forgot about you Lou chain you thought we forgot about you Lou chain Say we did My boy loose chain, boy got gold dollars and everything We're gonna put that on Lou Chain Mix-T

Leighton shit you never heard of all your fault Blue Chain What we do, man This nigga here This nigga here The nigga got his shirt open and the tie on That nigga don't want He want to be sexy

And a business man That nigga Braille Light on you can see a little chest That nigga brain little lights on Twizzleluss That nigga Braille lights on Twizzleloss Oh Lord That nigga Braille lights on Twizzle lost Head out

I'm gonna like some twizzling that shit. Yo. You probably wish your hair was long enough for you to do this. Ah, ha. I'm drunk as fuck. Oh. I can't start walking like this.

That nigga tripping, bro. That nigga tripping, bro. That nigga tripping, bro. That nigga out here built like a dike, man. That nigga tripping. That nigger, that niggins said, you ain't, I'm most impowerful, Snoop. I can have a wall around the LBC, Snoop. I'm like, did you not hear this nigga?

I don't think that was really him. I don't think that was really him. I think that was a parody. You think it was a parody? It had to be. There was no way that was coming up. He's trolling, if you ask me. Like, he's trolling.

He just trying to, he got some new music coming out. And, you know what I mean? He won't stir things up. You all think the, he all think the nigga. Kanye, man. Y'all think he just went crazy. Nick had been crazy. He tried to sell a t-shirt with hos in for $300.

They had already got it. I got off the bus then. Hell no. They had already got him. He ran set a homeless clothes for the ha-ha. They already got him, no, man. This niggas taking clothes off the homas. Like, yeah, come on, give me that about you.

They already got my nigger, man. That ain't the same nigga that went on stage and took the motherfucking Mike from Taylor Swift. That ain't the same nigga. It's a different nigga. I don't know who this new nigga is. That's the name. That ain't Kanye West.

It ain't the nigga that walked up and took a mic out of a white woman's hand. But you know, that was a child. That was a child like, look, bitch, give me this. I thank Beyonce. Yeah, that nigga said, hey, Taylor, that's cool. I'm gonna let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all times. Of all times.

Then went like this and walked the fuck off stage with the bottle of Hennessy. I'm like, that's the coldest nigger in the love. Or it probably was a promo for Hennessy. Even way, it was some niggish shit. some niggins shit to do. Shit, nigger, give me five men. I'm gonna do the same thing. I don't get a fuck.

Who's just more? Give me this shit. Fuck you didn't say. Look, niggum. These motherfuck got me fucked up. Fuck you mean. All wrens.

They're gonna say, I'm on coke and everything. I don't get a fuck. I don't know about this shit, bro. I don't think you can come back, y'all. You see how he's dressing, though? Yeah.

A nigga, a little walk like you're pregnant. A nigga built like Cleveland all family got now. now. I was like, damn, Kanye. This nigga to turn into Cleveland on the nigga. That ain't the same nigga. It ain't the same dude. I don't think it's the same nigga. I don't know, man. Y'all can't say that. You know, that man lost your

mommy. You don't know how you really, you know what I'm saying. Took that. You did what I'm saying. So, you know, I lost a daddy. Yeah, I lost the father. Lose lost the mother. I understand that. But it's one thing to go through something. But it's another thing to try to make people believe that what you believe is the right shit and everybody else crazy. That doesn't make no sense. I don't fuck with Trump. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I made everybody else crazy. You ain't got to tell me, Nick. You know what I said? It's like a nigga robbing baby. Like, hey, me, I'll rob the baby. Like, hey, nigga, I don't want to know that, man. Oh, whoa, whoa. Nita, that's a sessor.

Nick, I don't need to know that, man. Right. Let me hold on. Let me get a honor, though. Let me get a hold on. Since you want to tell me. It's like, Lowe's, like you said, man. It's been a rough week for niggas.

It's been a rough week. They can get everybody to fuck out of here. Bill gone. Bill ain't gone. Bill got about 30-7 more. money for you, about it, uh-huh. Hey, if I was Bill Cosby, I have floated on their ass. Ain't nowhere in the world, I'm going to jail now, nigga.

I'm hitting the road again, motherfucker. He already told him that he's gonna run. Yeah, you see that little shirt. He was like, a niggie, don't need no when I'm gonna get the hell on. Don't tell ya ya, y'all, nigga, know y'all. I thought that blind shit was something, but boy, I know where the fuck going on. And you're right, DC, and he did it both directions to let niggins know, he saw both ways, he was like, ah,

then he wanted to come on step, I was like, yep, that nigga ready to get the fuck on out of here. He's ready to take it on. He's like, man, I'm going to go to prison. Do you know how old I am? Man. Man, they can't send Bill Cosby to prison, man. Yes, the fuck they can.

I know, I mean, they can, but it's like, damn, that's Bill. I know. Think about if you were 8 to 8 going to go to prison, man, I don't give a fuck. Fuck, fuck you, fuck them, don't lock me to fuck up. I got 306 more months before I get up out of here. I just look at it. I'm going to be a hard body and 36 months. Give a fuck

I just look at it though It's crazy for niggas for us man Because we're looking at the nick Like that changed that whole scene When he was talking to Theo Forever, nigga It's like, damn this nigga was like Everybody's daddy

And that they didn't turn down Nicky he's still like everybody daddy He's about to go to prison Well Well that's a good point That's a good point That really is a good point But that was the thing

He wasn't like that before He wasn't like that before Shit and at some point in your life Your daddy just got to go He might be back, he might not. He's gonna be, he that nigga I'm gonna be, even those many people like, this is true, man.

Niggum might not go see him, but you'll put some money on their book. Bill Cosby? Yeah. Yeah, Bill old. He got that relationship. Like, Nick, I ain't coming to see you, but I'll put some money on your book.

Fuck, I'm coming to see you for. Fuck, we got to talk about. You got to be gone in 36 months. I know. I know one thing. I had to turn into the ghost dad on their ass for real, nigga. All right, convicted.

Okay. All right, watch this. Out of here. Out of here. Ghost dad. Man, Rose dad. And Bill, can I go to court and be crazy as hell? Every time they ask me something.

I just answer all the questions that's fat out. Hey, hey, hey. It was me dumb Donald Rudy. Dio! The log nuts is loose! Ah! Ain't nobody came to cut. They really fuck with him.

No. Nobody. Except for the niggas who happened to walk at first They were like, look, man you know he ain't gonna be able to do this shit every goddamn, cool day. Man, that shit fucked up, for. That's crazy. Bill Cosby was the nigger from

1956 or some shit like that. You were that nigger, man. All the way up until yesterday. We can't never have nobody. You got to think about it. We can't have nobody. That's what I'm saying.

I'm the last nigga up. You are our last hope. I'm the last, I'm the last, like, nigger, like, if I change niggins, some is up. He's over with it. The moment this tattoo getting the fuck out of my face.

Hey, pray for me. They got me. They got you. That's what it is. They got you. And every nigga had that had that conversation about something like

oh, they got that nigga. They got that you mean something. Everybody got to think about it like the great, great, great. They got everybody. Michael Jackson? Got them. Got them.

O.J. No, fuck O.J. I got him. I mean, OJ. Fuck OJ too. But, but, but But they got him for him to be acting like that. He was so brain-wise, he was like,

oh, well, you know that ain't got nothing to do with me. Yeah, yes, dude. Yes, he do. Yeah, nigga, you're black. Yeah, yeah. Brug. They got everything. The nigga was like, that ain't got nothing to do with me.

He was really like, hey, man, I ain't seen nothing. They don't fuck with me. Like, how they fuck with y'all? Oh, shit. There's definitely some shit going on. And then Bill, motherfucker, Cawley. Bill Cosby. Got him.

He pulled him. He pulled him, man. I wish the phones was out then. This bitch knows. She knows what. Right. That's crazy. Motherfucking say, well, if that many people said something about you, it has to be true.

I was like, man, listen, niggas been saying racism exists in America for years. They'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? It don't matter how many motherfuckers say some shit. You got to find the proof, man. Fuck that. Now, don't give it wrong. I'm not going to take away from it, because I feel people in it's... I feel everything for me, man.

When I get some pussy now, I make a sign about five forms like it's a rental car. You want to do. The full dick insurance, or you, you won't use your own insurance? I'd be like, you're going to put that puss on me? She'd say, yep, screenshot. Screenshot. You got a credit card, debit.

Now, don't get me wrong. Now, if he did do that fuck-ass shit, now the nigger deserved whatever the fuck comment. Exactly. You get what I'm saying? Because I feel like a niggins shouldn't do that to get no pusses, especially when they're selling it. That's the thing. Rape is the most horrible thing that you can do other than kill somebody.

You can buy pussy. If you, whether you rape or somebody lie and say you rape them, that's the most horrible thing that you can do. somebody, period. So, even way. But that you know what making me worried, man, they're coming for Arkellie ass. They're coming for Cal's, man. They're coming for Arkell. Be singing to them whole, man.

He'd be like, baby I didn't touch you. I was here to love you. She was like, oh, you was. Exactly. And that's the thing, man. You don't know if a nigga did some shit like that. That's sick. You know, you're supposed to get help. But then it's like, you listen to the music and you'd be like, man, damn

they can get this brilliant ass nigga. man, this nigga out of here. Let me stick my key in your ignition. And you know how brilliant that nigga is. Great, just that DC, you know how brilliant the nigga is to where he got caught for some shit he got caught for and put out the chocolate factory. And niggas was like, man, he ain't did that shit. Listen to this shit, niggins. He ain't did that shit, digger.

That nigga came back after an underage rape trial and said, girl, please, let me stick my key in your ignition, babe. We was like, he don't give a fuck. He don't give a fuck. He just gonna keep making music, but they're ready. They're coming for killed. When he dropped step in the name of love, the whole hood was like, we got to let all the facts come out. Exactly. I think Dan, that's what he would let people know, like, bitch, you better shut up by a hitching

the head. Step in the name of love, step in the name of love. That day, he's in the name of love. Who's in the name of love? See, I'm a real Akelly fan. Like, that's my favorite artist. This nigga made a song, some of y'all might not ever heard the song. It's called Heaven, I Need a Hook, right?

You ever heard Heaven, I need a hug? That nigger, R. Kelly, made a whole song about some shit. That nigger said, Dear Mama, he made the song singing to his mama, nigga, when that shit happened. It was so smooth. Dear Mama, you won't believe what I'm going through.

But still, I got my head up just like I promised you. Misbelieve your baby's boy been dealing with. Problem after problem, tell him, who am I supposed to call? I'm like, nigga, I don't know, but I want to help. You trying to steal that man from a hub man? You up here learning to be known like you used to fuck with this man. Huh? Who with your booth?

Doug Losson. He's right for city council. River Beach. You came on here to do what, though. Woo! Woo! You got to see that going on there for. You got to get away.

You don't want none of that business, bro? Yeah, I got to, because I'm short. I don't want none of the problems. My reach ain't long enough, so I want to see action. I want to see action. No, get out of there. When I say break, break. I don't want none of my fighters hurt.

When I say break, goddamn it, break. Brass fighters over here, 24-7. Come here. Roger me, brother. You must not know shit about boss. I'm here. Great to shit. You know what the fuck you just say?

What you just say? What you know, you don't know a goddamn thing about boss? Fuck with you. You motherfuck shit, jack damn. Hey, y'all is 10 seconds? Nah, they're sold already, boy. All right, bye. No, we can't even get in.

All right, now you're gonna be in. Man, shit. Over there? What do you have? To be lying? Here you go to tell. A lot of somebody, somebody say something, they're blinded.

Oh, yeah. See that. That shit. Like a maid. Like, uh... They got 50. You take a little bit. You take a little bit.

Yeah. Big head, body, walked up, getting the body, looking for somebody shouting, rapping on her body, she went dancing by the pole, she said that she was singing, and she's like an apple. She said, most of you cool, she'd be watching me on TV, she never fall up in her life that she would get to see me,

just chilling up in a day, you know, I don't, the type of you who always can get in full gas with no mood, came outside with a grand group bike. All right? Right. Right. One more the other one fucking eight more. You've been all right.

All right, folks. No, like I didn't give them anything. Come on, man. Everybody got down. Hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Me and my niggins are trying to get that shit, yeah, yeah.

You start a night, you want to? Lois, what you on tonight? Black, great? Black. What side? You know me here? Oh yeah, you got to run the wall there. Yeah.

It's a classic. I swear on everything. Hey, Ray, Rachel, man, that's just, man, that's just been for me to the day, man. What did you do? The dick came out of that room, man, doing this shit. What did you do? That shit, that shit, that shit was like this. Hey, hey, what?

That nigga was, like, like, like, he, he was sad. What, I mean, what, we were just, we were just. We were just, like. That nigga. That nigga was fresh off. Hey, that thing were braced. I'm talking about beat up, clean the fuck up in that bitch, y'all. Hey, I think that motherfucker.

This is a liar. I won't chew, but I won't chew, but I don't want to hurt to 50. Okay, look. I'm a second, dick. Like a real live score. Real live story. Take my gosh. Your life story.

That nigga had one of the best two-day periods of this life in London. I swear, that bitch was, we wanted me in my apartment. She got mad because I wanted me in my apartment. wanted her friend so she said cool I want your partner but then was still put with me and the club kind of mad with my partner at the same time I was like cool look at I'm gonna sit here but I'm gonna fuck him she was over in my bed with my partner shirt off I sent the right back to him yeah there you go I did took all our money so did you think of all our money every dime I wish I would have more money though

no cause really need you need more at that point because y'all hold me a lot. Are you got a cousin named Half? Half? Yeah. No, let me see. Somebody. Yeah, I get texted on the internet.

Yeah. What's up this half? No, I'm gonna call on. DC, come on. See, I'm gonna report him. I'm gonna report this guy. That's why you need niggas like Joe around, man. Y'all, man, we gotta stop shit.

We gotta change how we judge what a real nigga is, all right? This is the motherfucker don't kill people and do all that shit. That don't make you a real nigga. When the motherfucker said he's your cousin and text the nigger on Instagram and he said, I'm gonna report this asshole. That's a real nigga right here. I'm gonna report him, okay? I'm gonna fucking report him.

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? He's also, he's also providing the good. Moly, that's gonna have a body of a church bus driver. Yeah. Yeah.

He pulled that shock out like it was that back back. He was hard as a motherfucker. He's the pitch back in the day. He got that overcut. They can make that noise when he swing on you. Oh, I think he did. Bro, that motherfucker in rehab bag. The motherfucker got kneecaps in that motherfucker.

He got an insulin bag with the green. That motherfucker, check your heart duff brush for a woman. Y'all ain't shit. Y'all said he put the weed in a morphine test. Yeah, yeah. It's right there, by the man. Let me get a coat. I need some work there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Hey, I'm gonna be fucking with the hand later on in the chat. Pink shirt. Oh, no, the round man might not want it up from the halftime. Yeah, nigger after the track. Come on. Don't worry about it. I'm tired of ass up. I love my old, you know what I mean?

Bitch in the back with the pink on. We'll come by her ticket a little earlier. Fuck you. Yeah. I like to find a way. I got some. You're all right. Yeah.

Get the cheek up. This fresh in the sea Yeah We need a head Like we've been working on the game about my dick I ain't planned Y'all got in the bass Trash cat

Yeah What's it up? Yo, um, um, take your heart, Take your heart Can't move That's just the part of the game, baby.

We're celebrities now. You think we're gonna storm a naked ready? Shit, if we're gonna get ready, we still need 15. Start on, but a white man was so goddamn. Crip need to be rolling. He's like, I know. You got three words. He was gonna get ready.

You got three more. Cat got so scared. He don't went out there. He just grabbed my eyes. Y'all ready. Y'all ready. The niggins is tripping. Y'all is ready.

Her to have Alabama, and all the dick is sit down, we start. I understand. Anybody ordered y'all ready? You had to go out there and say. It had to go get you. Hey, white lady. You've been white. You're good?

All right, man. How long have you been white? Oh, shit. We got some ladies in here tonight. Lakers who got a vagina makes some noise. Shit, only makes the noise if you're using that ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, you're going to come out. Don't be talking if he even.

Yeah. Before you know, you got three. white bitches on the side. You're like, how are he pulling out? No, they're coming to the... Catniggins sound like some strippers. Ladies, what kind of dicks y'all like? We've got three different niggas on the show. What?

Yeah. Cool out, bro. You think goddamn working on your material. You've been working. Cat better writing shit, bro. Hey, when he pulled our lad, tie, he pulled over the hole, he was like, well, y'all ain't sat around a dirty cat. After the first show, Cat came off and said,

he's sweating out. Let's head, go get him. He's doing too much. They were like, yeah Nick, the right-dean citizen Fuck me Because I remember back of the day I went to the car So I had my hat of my Adidas

I walked in, I was like shit My Adidas, they was like Not yours I was like, fuck y'all Y'all. Y'all have a good time? Hell yeah. And I'm not sure, you still got a VCR.

I was just watch it by it yesterday, dick. They had come with some modern shit so who's going to see Avengers in 1990? Good-ass smooth. Come my good-ass smooth. Y'all fuck with a bride.

What's like that? Fuck, LeBron. It ain't fuck LeBron. Let's come to LA like, see. I'm fucking with the ground. They're doing when they're using dead people. No. Oh my God.

No. You got ice in your drink. You got ice in a drink. That's a noise. What? You got ice in a drink. Yeah, yeah. Oh.

a mom in this big. And then this ain't talking about us. Y'all are ready to see the boy? What y'all know about, what y'all about D.Z. Y'all's y'all. What you know about Carlos Miller? They get to introduce me. This next brother, I'm about to bring to the stage. He's one half for the old school battle.

He was raised by his mother in a single-prone house. Coming to the stage, you see this boy wild and out doing his day. No, y'all can do better than that. You can do good like in the 60s when they used to riot. Put your hands up. Put your hands up if you remember the rides and watch from L.A. I was a little boy at the car. Niggas is like, that niggas, dedicated. Yeah. You know the boys. Y'all ready to see the boys?

We're going to see the boys. We're a group. Why about the boys? Call off them. All right. Give it up for the guy. Y'all ready to see us? Cat dog working. Cat cover all the material that you be like. My name Liz, thank y'all for taking the chance. Oh, my stomach hurt.

My boy said he was raised by his mother. See y'all have to see the whites, the rights, I was there. You're going to kill tonight? Ah! Yes, sir. Oh, man. That's hilarious. That's hilarious.

What are you from? What are you from? What makes you know that you live in Florida? Let's call, motherfucker. That's where we're from. See, you make some noise, y'all niggins, everybody who name on the least makes it. Your car got a stairwell, put your hands in the air in this motherfucker.

If you sit down, you should be making noise right now. be banging those right now oh man you're already seeing kids you're all ready to see my boy my first boy i'm bringing up to the stage it's my second oldest my second oldest right here the middle child in between my oldest and the baby bringing him to the stage even watching dc i was up there in 1986 i was up there for a cameo concert i met his mama this was before i was work with steed They need a house satellite. You're on the water. Some Chad home boys sneaking the white women that they're responsible.

I mean, I make sure they don't want to stay within the five-foot radius. There's too much going on in the world, so we had to make sure that they're responsible. Stay with him. Yeah. You see them at that? You see them at that? She got that crazy. Yeah, yeah.

I can see. See how she got quiet. They sit close? I don't know. I don't know. I want to have eye contact with them in there. Oh, my told me. Hey to her.

Maybe I've got her. You can find her. I know. That one is mine. That's what I'm saying. I've got to look for it. Are she here? Oh, man.

Who are you talking? My stomach was like. Oh, yeah. He's like six seconds straight, boy. I'm talking about, like... What's he in there? Like, he was like that, like... I'm like, you're trying to stay, you know what?

I'm like... We didn't talk with our eye, man. And I know I'm always to take a game because he's seen the bitch, look, he put me out. Look, and grandma, like, he's seen it. He looked. He's just seen that. Then he's seen it.

Why, he got to fool about that? I put my head. I started singing, sweet-y-y-like, you're trying to go? No, I'm like, no, don't need now, motherfucker. She's checking good. Don't leave now. She's a little bold, man. I don't think she like you like that.

Oh, I don't like that, man. Every time I fuck a bitch on the relationship, we've fucked my mind on you. I'm so, thank you. Oh, you got, no, you're not. Look at this bitch. Look at her hair. I'm so glad I'm out of him.

Look at this two weeks ago. The moment I was. love my life. Look at this a month ago. I would never ever do nothing. Now look at my phone. This bitch is sucking my head. No further arguments, Your Honor. That's a court case with your ass right there. Here, Your Honor, you see two weeks you're on her Instagram, she said she was in love. Then four weeks later, you see she said that she had found the man of her life. But if you look at my phone here, she's currently sucking my dick. Well, this is last night right before we came to court, so I just want to say that there's no way that she could be faithful. This case shall be dismissed. Lack of evidence!

Who the head I brought an entree in these motherfucking? We appreciate that, man. I'm telling you, this shit looks a little, little too fruity. That's right. If you like pino collada, getting caught in the rain. I was just telling me about getting that dance improved. Chico know all the right song at the right moment.

You don't matter what it is, you know, like, Bob 10, boy, you remember that. That was perfect. That's what the trait looks like. Be like a lie. Getting clogged in the rain. Ah! That is beautiful.

That's the type of shit we'll be listening to on the way to the airport at 3 in the morning. And you know that the airport ain't open. I can't stand in. Don't you ever go to the aisle. Closing the goddamn door. I turned in with having two people ever heard of. Closing the goddamn. Closing the goddamn.

door know it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poor's irrationality oh man we're rocking that man who's in Miami had all the white people like we're blasting that shit oh just imagine that shit was going in bro this shit don't get on playing rock on no man we've got to want that goddamn isn't it ironic don't you think I try oh really's coming down all about yeah time I'm talking to a white guy on this shit he's like Ray man don't think you You want to be alive. Yeah, what the fuck in this, man?

Like, this is the whole channel of fucking demonic air music. Man, you ain't never rode to the airport. Put your car over and die. Like, no, Nick. You never rode to the airport with the window crack listening to Hey, there, Delilah. You just ain't dead. Man, that nigga's some shit out of that. Delilah was a hell of a chick, bro.

And they got planes and trains and cars. That nigga, that nigga is going on. What he said? They got planes and trains and cars. Man, it's just me and more than you can be the one and how to feel. He said, they have crazy, drinking cards. What a nigger said, oh. God, because you not love this shit, man.

I love this shit, man. I get my motherfucking brothers to do this shit. Bro. Only a white dude can write a song like that. He ain't never said, I hope you ain't got another nigga. He just wrote a song hoping that she was having. that she was having fun in New York City. And they're like, look, in the meantime,

July, I'm grinding. Give me a year or two, and I'll be paying the bills with this good talk. That nigger says a real shit. You got to be a real good dog. So what he said, he just wanted to go out here and grind up and come back, bitch, just chill out. He just said, hey, whatever you doing,

just go. Because he's going to be playing and rain and cars. They got crazy and trains and cars. That's my shit. By what you been? I've been on playing in training cars. He's going to talk about with him. He's don't talk with my house.

No. And that nigg said. I'd walk to you if I had no other way. That girl is... Holy shit ever said in the song to me was I catch a grenade for you, nigger. What the fuck was this bitch doing to where she got niggins throwing grenades at her ass? You need to leave her ass to fuck alone. I would have kicked that right out of the car.

Exactly. This thing got a grenade. This nigga loves this bitch on my shit. Jump in front of her and catch the grenade. Like, it ain't still going to blow both of their ass up. Oh, yeah, I don't get it. How is it right there? What a man?

Hey, they're catching that shit gets one bit. dreams and guards. I was one of my partners, right? Yeah. No, that's all good. You know what's about to interlocked fingers with me? No, it's all good. It's just, man, we don't know.

That's all I'm saying. And I want to tell you, like, I really appreciate y'all. Y'all, like, family. We appreciate you. We love you, you too, man. No, man, but, like, what we're doing is, like, sometimes we forget that it's like, it's dope and it's big, and it's not anything that, like, a lot of people are doing.

And we all black and we're controlling our future. So, yeah. Appreciate y'all, Doug. God, I thank you for bringing us together again. I thank you for safety, I thank you for security, and I thank you for peace. I thank you for this, what's Palm Beach audience, Lord, whatever they're going through,

if they need some laughter, hopefully we can provide their medicine. Thank you for all the gifts that you've given to us and let us use them in your name and your will. Amen. Amen, yeah. All right, yeah, all right. It's good.

It's good. All right, you want to bring the mic back here, you're gonna catch it up here. Ah, oh, oh, that's, y'all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 85. 85 85

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