The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - There Must Be Two Sides With Chico Bean | Ep. 7

Episode Date: January 29, 2016

Karlous And DC are taping Wild N Out, so out in LA the team connected with Wild N Out cast member Chico Bean to talk about keeping it real. Karlous, DC, and Chico discuss the commandments of being rea...l, evolution of the black man and the differences between being real and fake. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:48 What up, fly? What's up, Carl. It's the 85 South Show. We're out here in L.A., man. We're taking this shit on the road. Los Angeles. Man, you've been out here wilding, man. How you like in the West Coast?
Starting point is 00:01:59 Oh, man, I get to walk. Bare-feated, man. Bad-feated. All into store. Hold on, look. That's the real word? Yeah, bad-feated. Define that.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Balfeated is when you outside, bare-feated, both your feet. Now, when I want, just both of them. Feed it. Not bare-foot. No, it's bad-feated. Oh. Word of the day. Bare-feated.
Starting point is 00:02:17 That's really a conjunction word. Hashtag. Bar-feated. Bar-feated. Let's do it. Hey, man, we get in here, man. West Coast pimping. We got our dog in here with us today, man.
Starting point is 00:02:27 We're chilling. Who? Could it be? Man, you already know who it is. Who? Worldwide. Yeah. Extravagant.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Yeah. Magnificent. Yeah. Exuberating. Yeah. Hold on. Let me get my word. Phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Yeah. Oh, how you're going to come with a regular? Nguer. Your word got to be like this, nigger words. You're going to come with a regular word. But you know, some people spell phenomenal with an F. Chico Bing. What's in the studio, man.
Starting point is 00:02:53 I'm excited to be here with y'all. You've been, you can curse on this shit. You can say something. Yes, you can do it. Say whatever you want. I'll just make it showing shit. Say something. Like, say something.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Like, say something. Whatever you want to say. But just anything that's on your mind right now. Say it. You know what I mean? A lot of these bitches got toes longer than nigger's dicks. Hey, what the hell? What the,
Starting point is 00:03:11 what the bitch is you been fucking with? Hey, man. You can't say that I've been fucking with him. I didn't say that I've been fucking with him. I just seen the long-toed bitch on the way in here. I was just one and women. That's crazy. My fucking is shit.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Chico, what's you been up to, man? Man, we've been out here, you know, doing the, doing the while and out, the season 8. You know, we're working. You know, y'all niggas on it. You know what we've been doing. What you, what you're expecting for season 8, man. He's fancy. Yeah, I've been expecting, hopefully some more money. Yeah. I'm expecting.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Yeah. That's the only thing I'm expecting. But it's crazy that we got 85 South on the West Coast. It ain't any South no more. It's like 85 West. Bro, we don't stretch 85 South all the way to. Do 85 come all over here? No. No. 40, do. 40, the highway 40, come from this.
Starting point is 00:03:57 You can ride Interstate 10. But you can't drive no. We can't ride 85 South. Oh, okay. It's South. It's down. We can go to Florida. And the crazy part about it, it's Black History Month over here in Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Already? Ah, Los Angeles. Black history. Yeah. Is it really Black History of Monk? There's a lot of Mexicans anymore. I don't even know if it's black history. It's more like Black memories.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yeah, over here. Yeah, Black memories, man. On this side, because it ain't really too many black people. It's a lot of whites in Mexico. Today is Black Comedian Appreciation Day. Huh? Who you appreciating the black comedy world, did she young black?
Starting point is 00:04:32 You, niggas! My niggas! Real talk, man. Man, I take it back. Like, I wish, like, Red Fox would be my granddad. I just need that old hair where I could talk shit to, and he's giving me the game and he talks shit to me, you know what I'm saying? Like Red Fox, man, I feel like, man, I give black comedy appreciation to you.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Red Fox. Robin Harris. Yes, sir. All the brief. Richard Grant. Yes, sir. We're talking about people that ain't here with us no more, man. I had to say Patrice O'Neill.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Patrice O'Neill. Oh, man. Patrice was dope, man. But my personal, like, you know, shout out would be the Earthquake, man. I love a shout. Oh, man. It's so many fun-ass comedians out here on the ground. Exactly, man.
Starting point is 00:05:20 All the fun-ass comedians in Chicago and L.A. and Detroit, and New York, and Atlanta and Houston. Houston and Nashville and... All over the place. Shout out to, we got to give a shout out to Tracey Morgan, man. He got the $90 million in there, man. Yeah. Still funny as hell.
Starting point is 00:05:36 That's crazy. You know, Kevin Hart got a new shoe coming out with Nike. Exactly. That's amazing. That's right there. It's on the baby shoes. I heard they was only going to be in child salesis. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:45 They don't go past six. Damn. Six and a half. No, six and a row. That's still dope. That many, nigga. We can get our own shoes. We can get the suck emcees.
Starting point is 00:05:53 I don't get fuck. Who make them even, nigga? I signed with pro kids. They said, they said he sold out of all, like, 12 seasons shit like that. For real? There ain't no youth sizes left. Yeah, man, I'm telling you, Slim.
Starting point is 00:06:04 I love to get my own shoes. Can you imagine getting your ass whooped for your Kevin Hart? Yeah, I couldn't imagine that. Yeah, all the baby mama's in line. Like, we want the hearts. Bro, that shit is motivating his hell. Kevin Hart got his own shoes. I'm trying to get my own boots.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I know what all the nigga. Trying to get my own boots. I need my own boots. Oh, my God. They go come with something on them. Like, if somebody step on me, like, Cowboy boots. Yeah, cowboy boots.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Cowboy boots, man. That should be hard. I'm trying to come out with. Hey, anybody got to plug on some leather. I'm trying to come out with my own Carlos Miller comedy boots. Comedy. Cowboy. Comedy boots.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Perfect for knocking. I'm going to come out with some silk socks. Perfect for knocking. Silk socks. Oh, man. So all the males who can't beat their woman up, but you can kick them with you silk socks. Five. You're going to tell no skin off or nothing.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Put a child on their ass. Five, bitch. No dead. You don't tell no skin. Matter of fact, think about it. If I had my own line and shit, I'd come out with my own line of draws, niggily, like, motherfucking,
Starting point is 00:07:03 just real, like, you ever felt the bitch when they got their hair wrap with something? You'd be like, man, I'd be dothed to have a bed. You want to come out of your own drawers that's made out of hair wrap material? Yeah, exactly, nigger, like that silky. Say, you want a draw that's made out of the back of Ford's Wittaker neck. What?
Starting point is 00:07:17 What? What's wrong with you, man? This nigga over here thinking about Forrest Whitaker's neck? That ain't even put two different... Did you just see it? He had to just see it. That ain't just something that's coming to your mind all Dr. Blue.
Starting point is 00:07:28 That they got alligator skin. I did not know that Chico Bean was sitting at the crib trying to make draws out of. You got to be creative, man. You ain't never seen that before. That'll be easy to sell, nigga. You know what I mean? And if a bitch act like, you know, you're a shit fucked up. Take your drawers off.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Look, I'll give you my draws. You can wrap your head with my drawers. You can wrap your head with my drawers. As long as you can lick my balls. Hey, you can wrap your head with my drawers. That's your jingle. Along as you can lick my I'm telling you, man
Starting point is 00:08:00 I'm telling you, man, I'm trying to sell it Then I tell her, then I tell her Give me some Carlos Miller comedy boots For Christmas And D. And D.C. Silk Sox. And the D.C. Youngfly Silk socks. You know what I mean? That's a whole outfit right there. We put this shit together.
Starting point is 00:08:12 You lock down socks. I locked down boots. He locked down the drawers, me. Oh, man. Is they going to be brown? You know what I mean? And like a chick got something that appreciate each level of clothing you take off, nigga. You kick the boots off. You're like, oh, shit, that's
Starting point is 00:08:27 them Carlos Miller boots. But if I really just had to pick, I'd come out with my own bra for double d's and up. Like they look like, yeah, the bra look like. Carlos Cubs. Look like two hands holding up the titty. Carlos Cubs. I want them just to be molded after my head.
Starting point is 00:08:41 You make your own cup side. This is the Carlos cup right here. So it's going to be like fangles inside the bra. Like, yeah. That's a good. Has that been done? They're going to be asking them, are you okay? I'm like, man, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:08:54 And then you know what to be dope with that loads? If you just get various niggies. put their hand in prison. You can get like Chico Bean hands or what about like Shaquille O'Neill hands. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:03 You need some big hands. It is for that. Oh. Yeah, this is Shaq Carlo Shack Brown. Wow, man. Any more comedy
Starting point is 00:09:12 appreciation we got, man. What else we got in the comedy world going on this in recent? As of recent. Us niggas
Starting point is 00:09:21 getting shows. Man, we're getting shows like more. How the new season looking. This is going. beautiful man i can't wait to her ad man this she's gonna be live man i just don't like how they keep
Starting point is 00:09:31 us in limbo when that shit air not knowing like you be like when they come on either either april or next year you're like god damn it's either gonna be on in april or or december how to fuck them i just say just tell me niggins shit no they don't really tell you too much about that shit man not too much at all but we're on that whole though yeah we're damn so we're definitely on that bitch man oh man you know what going on man so since we're talking about shit that the motherfucker's faking it. Real shit. I'm telling us when the shows come on.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Let's talk about some real shit. That's the top of all the motherfucking day. Fakeing it. Oh. Do y'all know any of just things or people out there just faking these shit? Bro, social media is the faking shit ever. Ever. Faking shit ever, nigga.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Fake. You know what? I'm saying a lot more women not appreciate what God gave them. Like I went to this, you know, we went to a little event for wild and out. You know, all of the chicks was in there. And all of them bitches looked like they kissed something they was allergic to. Their lips were just swole. You ever seen a motherfucker eat crabs
Starting point is 00:10:28 that can't have crabs And they look at your reaction It looked like wand off and living color I was like why are you bitches having to learn Everybody I'm like Lord Like why is everybody got to puffed up lips And memory foam ass cheeks Like it's crazy
Starting point is 00:10:40 When you gotta go to your face Bitches you get your ass from Brookstone Like why the fuck Bitches taking hip meat And put them on their lips Is that hip meat on your fucking lip? That's one thing that's crazy about LA man You come out here
Starting point is 00:10:53 Everybody have fake titties They were like how you got $10,000 Titties and you don't even have no where to stay. Exactly. Exactly. Like, bitch called an Uber. You should have put that $10,000 into that Kia.
Starting point is 00:11:03 This bitch. Rich their head, she got $5,000 each breast. Exactly. He's riding the Uber. No car. No car. Or a Kia. Can you see me an Uber?
Starting point is 00:11:09 Or she got a 2001 Kia that sound like this when it's start up. That bitch got an automatic sounding like a stick show. Don't park that motherfucker on the hill. You're going to kill somebody. I'm telling you. I love L.A. though, man. That's a weird little place. You know, it's a weird little play.
Starting point is 00:11:27 You know, it's a little play. You know who else to be faking it, man? They got the weed delivery service out here. That's real than the motherfuck. That's real. That's real shit right there, man. They ain't faking that shit. They ain't faking that shit.
Starting point is 00:11:35 They got real drug problems out here. They got weed in the gummy worms. They put weed in everything. Shout out to the fake dope dealers out here who's still selling weed. Like, this shit just ain't legal out here. Ain't that guy. When I come. So does the store right here, motherfuckler.
Starting point is 00:11:48 When I come to L.A. They got the weed out of the store and trying to sell it. They're selling back to you and shit. Hey, man. They closed. They closed now, bro. You can't get in that, motherfuckerucking. the doorway and she won't let you walk past them and now they're closed
Starting point is 00:11:59 can't sell me no weed that come in no bag when I come I need that weed that came from the doctor's office that's sealed ain't nobody than touched and played with it I need tape on my shit yeah yeah man that's that's some real shit a lot of niggas said they had that de angelo weed I said what the fuck is that what what is it
Starting point is 00:12:17 I don't know I can't walk out of that shit I don't want that shit with some de angelo weed don't want that shit with some de angelo that's the street name for me it now Now what I'm thinking, that's that brown, ain't it? But every time I smell somebody smoking mid, I'd be like, I hope the police arrest these puss-ass niggins. Stay out here, just breaking the goddamn law.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Every time I know I see his, I don't smell somebody to smoke me. I feel like their mind ain't strong enough to smoke that good shit. Right, man. And they always blame it over there. There's something in that gas. Fake it to you, me. It's only like 25, 30 niggas left in the country to sell mid. Shout out to all the real niggas out.
Starting point is 00:12:50 It's like 25 to 30 niggas in the whole country. Nick be like D.C. man, you'd be out there to cattle, I know you're fucking through. hard to come by right now. You know, I'm just working off on these me. That's because all the old-school thing is buying all to me. That's what I'm saying. Your uncle, your uncle got all the mid.
Starting point is 00:13:05 You know what I mean? You have a part and you invite your uncle. He pulled out an ounce of me. A ounce of me. But that's the thing. Now, there's a conversation piece with me. Like, where did you find this mid? Like, did you travel somewhere to get this house?
Starting point is 00:13:16 I know a nigga. You know a nigga. You know a nigger. I know a nigger in Oklahoma. This motherfucker live in Atlanta. This nigga that drove to Oklahoma overnight to get an ounce of me. And got what he told you, my name. I got no seeds.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Exactly. Like, Nick, the gas you spent to get the meds, you could have got an ounce of loud. Fuck that loud shit. Then they always be like, that shit got some other shit in it. I ain't smoking that shit.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Mid is mid. I know what's in the mid. This is that baby. High. Y'all got all types of shit in there. They're putting all types of shit in that, that gas. The Ten Commandments of being a real nigga.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Oh, yeah. It's more than 10. That's more than 10. His partner, the word K. At all. Be like, hey, bro, what you're going to do? I'm going to hit the stoke. Kay.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Don't. Oh, God, nigga. Yeah. Nick ain't to call my partner. Hey, bro, did you forget an O? You forgot to send O, too, nigga. Hey, a lot of people, I know the social media is popping, but you should not be out here taking selfies with another dude.
Starting point is 00:14:08 No, you shouldn't. Y'all in a picture, cheek-to-cheek with each other. I don't be cheat-to-cheek, but I will take us on selfish just because I don't feel like them stopping another motherfucker to take a picture because I'm on the go. You're famous, though. Can you please turn that bitch around and take this that's picture? I did that too, but.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Nicky, be like, hey, can we take a picture? I was like, hey, yeah, he said, shit, I got a five. 2016, I don't want to see no more niggas with their hairline sprayed painted on. Oh, yeah, cut that shit off, man. As a bald nigga, as a young bald nigga, as a young bald nigger, get that shit cut off. As a young bald nigga. One time in your day, you guys, there's a beauty to this, all right? I know what I'm going to look like forever now.
Starting point is 00:14:45 I cut my shit off. I know my shit going to look this way forever. We still got hope on our shit. Yeah, I mean, you got a little bit. Fuck that spray tank. You, nigga, you swear. and motherfucking looking like you turning into a creature or some sort, nigga, that shit don't make no sense.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Right. You're playing basketball with a nigga. A nigga starts sweating black like, nigga. This is coming from niggas who have won't grow old mo. So they just mad because niggas still got hope. I ain't mad. It's like a bitch wearing weave. Oh, you'd be wearing that Beijing and shit?
Starting point is 00:15:11 Oh, way. You know, sometimes a barber might fuck you up and the nigger has to make you straight. Oh, okay. You know, we're just bouncing back. That's just bouncing back. We call that bounce back spray. The bounce back spray.
Starting point is 00:15:21 The bounce back spray. You should not be liking another nigger's shirtless photo on nothing. Yeah. Who is doing that? Don't even be liking pictures of a nigga on that back and set. Have you ever scrolled down and went to your shit that you like just to make sure? You know, Instagram or do some stupid shit like that. That popular page be disrespectful sometimes.
Starting point is 00:15:39 What? They're like based off posts you like. I mean, what the fuck that I like to make me pull this shit up on my page, niggas. That shit is crazy. You know what, thou just... I like the explore page. Thou shaltz shall never snitch.
Starting point is 00:15:52 on another nigger in regards to nothing but especially all right all right thou should not snitch on another nigger butt there's always a good but what's the butt if you don't told this nigga this is your shit and he still
Starting point is 00:16:07 act like it ain't here oh what type of situation are you here that's some wild shit yeah that's a little different that wasn't I wasn't gonna go all the way there yet I was just talking about with the right see what you catch your man you gotta beat his ass something for him to tell on yeah exactly when you can I'm talking about when
Starting point is 00:16:22 You see, like, if you see your man cheating or some shit like that and you, like, you never tell. Like, I tell somebody this over there. And I want to see what y'all think about this. Like, this is my perspective. I would never tell on the nigger. I don't care who it is. If I seen, if I seen my daughter's boyfriend cheating on her, I would have to say something to that nigger. But I wouldn't tell her.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Like, I wouldn't, I would say something to that nigger. I'd be like, hey, nigger, what the fuck is you out here doing? You're cheating on my motherfucking daughter? Hey. But I wouldn't go tell. Hey, baby, I saw your boyfriend out there. I was just. Fucking around with them bitches today.
Starting point is 00:16:51 I wouldn't do it. See, like, I saw my sister's boyfriend, right? So, then what I did, I took a picture, right? And then I waited. He was at the crib and shit, like, everything. But I don't know where the nigga was just coming from because I was just coming from the same spot. You feel?
Starting point is 00:17:02 And I was like, hey, bro, let me holly. You know what I'm like, what I'm saying? What this is about? He was like, oh, you know what I said, brother, to be honest, I don't even give it down. Let me get a hung up. Yeah, you know, that's cool. Like, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Hold on, chico, he's going to extort the nigger. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I would do. Let me get a hundred dollars. Every time I see him. Like, if I- If a nigga was cheating on my mama. If I found out a dude was cheating on my mama, I wouldn't tell my mama.
Starting point is 00:17:28 I would just act like a certain way around that nigga to where he would be so mad that I was that I was disrespected in the way I was that he would tell my mama. Like, why he always, look, I'm going to kill your goddamn son. These niggas see me fucking a bitch. But there ain't no reason for that nigga be talking to me all crazy. That's what we're having. Right. And then you're standing over that like, what did?
Starting point is 00:17:47 I'm like, yeah, what? Now I can see him. But I never talk. old on that nigga though you know what I'm saying I couldn't do it that's just the guess that you said that's you can't do it you got a lot of sisters you ain't never went went to go see some hoes with like your sister baby dad and nothing like that like you and your brother-in-law come up on too old niggum might be pulling on like he might be serving somebody he's like man he out got a lot of bitches I'm like I know you fuck one on which one going
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Starting point is 00:19:25 You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories.
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Starting point is 00:21:28 You got to, man. You got to put a little baby brother up on some shit, man. Hell, yeah. That's real niggas can't, real niggas don't drink nothing and say they tips it. That's rule number 16 and real-nigger him. Yeah, you can't do that. Don't know, niggas say they tips it. Yeah, don't know-nig requests the strong.
Starting point is 00:21:44 And I was tipsy. Don't request the straw. They give you one. Have you ever seen the nigger drink? If they give you one in the yuga, but if you're a nigga, be like, man, let me get one of them straws. Hey, wait a minute, nigga, in the club. Because you know they ain't give you no real straw.
Starting point is 00:21:55 If you get a straw in the club, it better be a motherfucking milkshake straw. Have you ever seen the nigger try to find a straw and talk to a nigga at the same time? I was like, niggas. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm trying. I'm like, man, this nigga here, man. Don't talk to me, man. Find it. Look down, bitch.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Look down. Hey. Hand-out coordination, big. Here go another one. Y'all niggas can't be in the club sharing strawberry hookah with each other either. I hate these niggins. Blowing a little smoke on each other and shit. Nick, you're not smoking.
Starting point is 00:22:24 No. I have asthma. I'm about to knock this shit off the table. Yeah, exactly. I want y'all to stop smoking this candy game. What is it? These niggas be smoking candy games. What is it?
Starting point is 00:22:33 Yeah. Off the top of the thing. What is it? And they just take the top off and pass the other nigger. Like, they keep their little piece. You know what I'm saying? And pass it around. This is rule number 17 on the real.
Starting point is 00:22:43 real nigger lives in the handbook there shall not thou shall not barbara hop can't be jumping in and that that's some whole ass shit right there fuck shit there's some whole ass shit right there you look like a real bitch let three four niggins cut your head man yeah exactly that's some gay ass shit that mean you like niggis touching on you exactly wait a minute somebody somebody wrote this one down and i don't understand this one thou shalt not look left or right while using the I want to know who the fuck's saying I'm looking over I look I'm like oh they go a white nigger they go a black nigga I got to mess in the nigga I ain't watching my dick like all right nigga keep your eyes up
Starting point is 00:23:22 you know what I'm saying because nigga be like hey hey the nigga chitting up bitch you got to make sure they ain't looking that's a good that's a good point right there but I don't like them you know them urinals without the block right yeah it's like nigga it's all this you got to hit a corner this another one fly this number 21 uh If you're sitting on the couch watching TV by yourself and you tuck your legs under you, use a bitch-ass man. Use a bitch-ass man. Don't no real nigga tuck his legs up under him like that, nigga.
Starting point is 00:23:51 You don't. Oh, yeah, nigga, I don't even understand how a nigga sit like that comfortable. I don't like niggas who lean on their fists like this. Let me tell you, I lean on my fist. I'm lazy. I lean on my fist. And I fuck plenty of bitches while thinking about fucking bitch that's leaning on my fist. That ain't that bad.
Starting point is 00:24:08 It's when a nigga put both his. hand on his chin and put his elbows on the table and looking at you like a third grader nigga like what the fuck is you want me to talk to you about that's what you're extra tired nah dc you try to hold up i'm tired no no you don't look at me like that i don't trust the guy looking at me like you googly-eyed at a digger i'm not talking to you it doesn't matter i'm with bitches chico and i'm tired this is another one number 33 if you handing something to a nigger and you do your wrist down like oh yeah No, this one.
Starting point is 00:24:41 No, nigga, put his wrist like this. If you drive underhand, you can't drive underhand. You can't drive on the hand. You can't drive on the hand. You can be about to make a left turn and drive. Nigel, you can use your heel. Use your hand here. You know, this number 42 right here.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Thou shall never tell a nigga he got something on his face, and if he miss it, you be like, shit, dude, this I get it for you. Like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Did you did, wait a minute? I would make my part to walk in the club with a head full of hay on his head, and I don't give a damn. You got something on your chin. I'm like, wait, did I get it?
Starting point is 00:25:07 No, did I get it. I get it for you. No, you won't, nigga. I don't need you to get it for me. My man, it'll stay in here. You feel what I'm saying? You feel what I'm saying? It's crazy. That should not tell another man that he has i-buggers.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Let me have i-buggers. Don't tell me I got i-buckers. You look it too deep. Hey, man, you know you got some bookers. This is another shit. I know, Nick. This is a new one. I don't know when they put this one in the real-nigger handbook.
Starting point is 00:25:28 But this is number 73. If you go out with your home boy and he get too drunk and he fall asleep and you wake him up, use a bitch-ass-ass-knit. I don't know how that got on the list, but if a nigger get too drunk and go to sleep and you wake them up, you know what? You know what I have a pet pee? What? Say for me and my partner, Ryan, and we go through the drive-thew and the niggins say, hey, tell him I want the number one.
Starting point is 00:25:53 No, bitch, nigga, you tell him you want the number one. I'm going to roll my window now and say, hey, my partner wants some. That's what you want. Tell them what you want. That's actually on the list. That's number 80, too. That should not order for another nigger. You feel me.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Tell him you, nigga, be it. I want the number, what? Exactly. Yeah, they can hear you. Hold on, let me roll the back with it on that. Go ahead. Hey. I ain't ordering for you, bitch.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Thou shall not scoot past a nigga in the club. If you don't know what scooting past a nigga in the club is. If the area is too crowded, whoever you need to talk to can wait until it open up a little bit. Don't you be waiting when you're in the club and a nigga gets to scooting past you and this whole body touched the back of your body? Like, nigga get off me, but you can't go nowhere.
Starting point is 00:26:37 So now y'all just, like, bro. Like, don't scoot past niggas. No scooting in the club. Don't scoop past, no niggas. The niggas don't scoop past niggas. Chico, this number 97, if you and your home board rode together and you're all about to leave and this nigga yell out, wait on me and you stand there and wait, you're a bitch-ass, nigger.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah, exactly. That nigger got to meet you at the car. Don't you stand in wait on no nigger? And if you check on your nigger to make sure he got home after he left your crib, y'all gave. I was just texting you to see if you made it home safely. Why, nigger? Let me die if I'm going to die.
Starting point is 00:27:11 And just come to my funeral. You fuck wrong with you texting me some shit like that. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's about how you said. You can't be like you made a home nigga. Be like, you good. That's the niggie shit.
Starting point is 00:27:20 You good. Like, if this is my partner and I know you've been to go to the crib, you're four, five a little. Hey, my nigga, you're straight. All right. Say no more then. You say that for I leave. You say that for I leave out the door.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Hey, my nigga, you good? I'm straight. He ain't got friends. Whatever, nigga. He ain't got partners. He didn't get a pussy. He didn't hit a nigga like, my brother, you made it home safely? No, I hear him like, you good.
Starting point is 00:27:40 No, you made it home safely, my niggas? Spans if I know, we don't shot that niggas. You know, this is my nigga. You straight? I got to mention, nigga, I ain't follow you home, nigga. Nick of my test. Hey, man, niggas, follow me home. Thou shall not do that shit.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I just said, unless thou has shot at niggas. Let's put that in the book. Let's make an asterisk beside that. If thou have shot F niggas, when you can check on the nigger. Have I ever said, you good after we went to the club? We never shot at nobody together. That's some wild shit Y'all's just any more on the list
Starting point is 00:28:10 Anymore? It's a bunch. We ain't got to go through it. Thou shall already know this shit. That's what it is. These niggas, you niggas shall already know this shit. If you don't know this shit, you lost. Thou shalt not go to the club
Starting point is 00:28:21 where the motherfucker who ain't going to fight. That's true. Right. Yeah. But telling them how do you find out of a nigga going to fight though? When it's time to fight. But you ain't well. Hey, let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:28:31 You know when it's, I say, four, this is how you know if a motherfucker want to say for you you feel like you got a problem if a nigger want to handle your situation more than you do then that's the nigga you want to go out where you're like man these nigger looking which one of these four nigga look you're like hold on all right nigga you ready you buy it but you tell that don't mean that dc you're saying though that don't mean that i know it don't but that's before hold i've seen a lot of niggas say what's up with y'all fuck niggas then they kick off and he'd be like i hate that i found out what was that with them
Starting point is 00:29:00 wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute i hate that i found out hold up what You got to see what 103 say. What they say? It says if you go to the club and you get knocked out, you can't ever go back to that club ever again in your life. You can't go back to that club. Ever again in your life? If you lost a fight at the club, you are barred.
Starting point is 00:29:20 You can't ever come back. And especially if it's bad enough where they had to turn the lights on. Right. You're opening your ass so bad. The lights are turned on. Hey, when this ain't enough, hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all start to. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, y' y'all. And that ain't enough.
Starting point is 00:29:33 And they've got to turn them lights on. Yeah, you ban from never ever. The DJ trying to stop the damn fight. You know what I mean? Usually, hey, hey, hey, y'all, shit out. Hey, that means security the guy got there, the shit the guy broke up. But what are you still? Hey, hey, then it just stopped, and then you just,
Starting point is 00:29:47 the music just stopped, and then you start here and shit break and the lights turn on. What do you say? Hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all chill, hey. Hey, man, all these women are here y'all nipple fighting the shit. Hey, fuck that shit. Hey, man, hey, man, shout out to all the niggas in here about getting some money in this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Shut out to all my niggas in here, about their business. They ain't on their bullshit. Fucking up the party is shit. Nick, DJ be mad. They'd be scared they ain't going to get paid and shit. Cullimony. Shut up to all my niggas in this motherfucker that's down with the real shit.
Starting point is 00:30:16 They're doing that fuck shit. Fighting in the club all these bad bitches in that motherfucker. You be like, yo. Call of money. I want to fight this nigga now. Like this shit. A nigga yelling this shit in the mic. You sitting in the back list.
Starting point is 00:30:28 This guy right in the motherfucker. Exactly. He'd be in all the right shit. She was ridiculous, man At what point in black history did Niggas started fighting in clubs, man? Man, I don't know. Probably as soon as they opened up clubs for niggas
Starting point is 00:30:44 Because you know, niggas stay with a problem You think some niggas named Rufus N them fucked up the hay ride a few times? Oh, you know it, man. You know, they was different back then They was a different breed of black man. Like, you know what I mean? Like you could tell being a black man change
Starting point is 00:30:58 When this nigga went extinct. The nigga in the R&B group that had this voice And the time that nigga did a high-pitched voice dude. Them niggas, they, where they at? They don't even exist. There was a time you had to have that nigger in the group. And they didn't make you soft.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Because I guarantee if you look at the back of a stylistic's album cover or something like that, you would not be able to point out the nigger with that voice. All them niggas look tough. All them niggas look like me. Everybody had a goddamn singing group back then. Ray, as one of them OGs, niggies. Oh, shit, everybody should sing back then. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:31:29 You weren't going to get no pussy. You wasn't going to get no pussy. Everybody's song back then? Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. And they had that one nigga that was this nigger, and it was the niggum, do, do, and it was the niggins,
Starting point is 00:31:39 and the high-pitched voice dude. Ha-ha. They love that. They don't make women like they used to. See, look, they don't. They don't. They don't. Women used to be so good, it took five niggas to sing to them.
Starting point is 00:31:54 And they had to sing their apology. That's how bad they were. Like, you had to sing a whole song. You had to get boy your homeboys to help you apologize. Hey, baby, hey, baby, I got some to tea. No, that's how the shit, the shit started off with the beep. He apologizing all right. He ain't got nothing to do with the song.
Starting point is 00:32:11 You know, the day I was standing in line at the market, and I looked over at the cantaloupes, and that color just reminded me of your skin. And I thought to myself, what a silly man I am. Yeah, I mean, what a silly man I am to ever allow you to leave my life. That's how you know a nigga was sick, chick-o. Listen to the old song This nigga said
Starting point is 00:32:34 Lenny Williams Lenny said I watched TV The TV went off You see what I'm saying Nick you know how long You had to watch TV For TV to go off
Starting point is 00:32:43 Nigger That nigga said I listen to all my records Until I just didn't Want to hear him No more That's how sad That didn't used to get sad back
Starting point is 00:32:51 This was real niggas though We're talking about being fake This was real niggas Back here This nigga was so fucked up Over his girl This nigga said
Starting point is 00:32:57 I wanted to just ball myself up And a little ball And die You know I mean You ever have You ever heard, have you seen her, nigga? Now have you seen her?
Starting point is 00:33:06 Like, this niggas, I spend the check on that pussy. Exactly. You know what I mean? Hold up, Chico. They was looking for the bitch. It was asking everybody, have you seen her? The nigger said, I see her face everywhere. Where I go.
Starting point is 00:33:17 She's in my dreams, in my heart at the picture show. Nigger the picture show. They don't even had him no more, nigger. He was looking for a bitch at the picture show. Hold up, nigga. He didn't say the movies. He said the picture show, nigger. You know, the niggas was asking, why?
Starting point is 00:33:31 Oh, why did you have to leave and go away? Then the nigger with good sense. Why did you leave me, bitch? You never know what I mean? Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, back then it was different. And the women was different, too. Because you remember how the women used to talk to the niggas?
Starting point is 00:33:46 The women knew they had a strong. Nigger had a whole other family. Bitch is called Barbara. This is my son. I was just calling to let you know I'm not letting the nigger go. You need to figure out what the fuck you're going to do over there. I'm going to figure it out over here. Bitch, you can have them on Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:34:00 You can have my winters. I work nights, winters and Thursdays, you know what I think would be dope if we, like, if we had the versions of them songs today, like, what would it sound like if that song was sang today? See, that's exactly what we were talking about, though. Can you tell a old school song? Exactly. That's the difference now.
Starting point is 00:34:18 That shit was real. I don't mind spinning a check on that person. There you go. That's how you do it. I brought her back today. I don't do nothing, fugitive. I just couldn't see myself spinning a bag. on that pussy for a woman named Martha.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah. That puts a hammer, too. Mark puts a hammer. It got to. She got a lot of purse, though. That's a wolf. Martha can take a cake out the oven with no mitts, nigga.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Martha's a bad motherfucker. Fuck with Martha if you want to. Martha put some butter on your burn. Exactly. Go on there, look, in there, get that stick of butter. That stick of butter out of there. Shout out to all the old school black women with them hard, firm titties.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Them his mother, woo. You bump into them. You know them, you know them gospel music, Titty. Yeah, exactly. They're Shirley Caesar Titty. Them sing a cappella gospel. Titties.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Hold on. Hold on. One more time. What are at D.C? That I'm like, Titty. Exactly. That's what they are.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Like, damn. Pitties is big. We got a big dime friend. One more time. Titties. That's the day. Now that don't need no, no, no, no, no, Hey, man, we are in here.
Starting point is 00:35:33 The 85 South show, man. Got my dog Chico Benin. Yeah, man. We're just kicking the motherfucking with the dog. Tears. That's how you got to do it. Chico, who this podcast for, man? Man, you know this podcast for.
Starting point is 00:35:46 This podcast is for niggers that will make their shoes from scratch with some shit they ordered off the internet. Nigger will order something to clean their shoes with that got the most vicious description on it in the world. These niggas be in the mall. They got a kiosk in the mall. You ever seen them, they clean one of your shoes off real real real good. Clean one shoe.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Clean one shoe and talk to you the whole time. Now you got to buy the shit because your other shoe is fucked up, digger. Them niggas. This is for them niggas that's in the mall bringing one nigga's shoe back to life. Bringing shoes back to life
Starting point is 00:36:17 one foot at a time. This is for y'all, niggas. And that one shoe, they clean, though, be clean for a long-ass time, exactly. Then you try to use it.
Starting point is 00:36:25 That shit don't work. Yeah, the other shoe don't never that person. That was some other shit that person. That was cleaning your shit with. I know. Man, this podcast is for them ladies. We got them.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Tears. Rose. Yeah. Man, we've been out here. Yeah, yeah. Man, the weed out here is so goddamn good. It's good. I like that energetic wheel.
Starting point is 00:36:47 As soon as I smoke, I'd just be ran off on the plug twice. You ready? Rand off on the plug. That's the number. That, you know what, speaking of a must be. Like, if we call this shit, there must be two sides. Must be two sides. That's the fakes shit in the world.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Ran off on the plug twice. First of all, you ain't run off. Who the fuck's your plug? Niggas praying for the plug. To where you can run off on the motherfucker first. Like, on foot, this nigga plies doing a running dance. Let me tell you something. If you can run off on your plug, that nigga ain't a plug, right?
Starting point is 00:37:17 That's just like the nitty's trained today when Snoop Dogg was running from the police in their wheelchair. They were like, oh, we're going to let him go down the street a little longer. Yeah, we get that cardio with. I don't understand. Ran off on the plug twice. What make a nigga in a wheelchair think he's going to run away from somebody? All right. This episode called it must be too sad.
Starting point is 00:37:36 I'm glad to keep it to yourself. All right, they already want to hear it. How are you felt about the fake ladies on social media? Big old fake titties, big asses? I mean, you know, to each his own, the only reason they do it is because there's niggas out here who love it, and that's what they feel like they need to get attention. That's the thing, man. Attention ain't the...
Starting point is 00:37:51 Attention is the root of all evil now, like fabulous, say, man. So everybody is addicted to attention. in some way, shape, or form them. So all of the ladies is they're just looking for attention that they should have got from their daddies. That's what I hate about doing this shit. See, now, I'm the one on the show.
Starting point is 00:38:08 I be having to do all the social media and shit. Don, the ladies want me to ask y'all what type of women y'all like, since you don't like all this fake shit. We're going to start with flack because I know this nigga got crazy. Yeah, that's an easy one for me. The women want to know, what type of women you like?
Starting point is 00:38:23 Man, I just like holes on command, man. What kind of tithers you like them girls are hell? You know what I like, my women on command, man. On command? I like low-self sting-ho. For real? You know what I'm saying? You want to be shit in life, but you got a nigga like me to tell you fuck this shit.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Oh. You know what I'm saying? Okay. I'm the type of bitch that I like. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Make a nigga fuck a whole job up, bitch, yeah. You're going in the bank hole and you risking your job.
Starting point is 00:38:47 It's not right. Let's do it. Stupid that. Only for you, D.C. That's right. That's what you want. That's right. So ladies, you heard you first.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Because you know why? She got them. Titty. Only for DC Chico, what you like? I like, you know what I'm saying? Real women And what I say real women
Starting point is 00:39:04 Like this is what I mean Like the type of chick That would do her own perm in the kitchen Yeah, exactly Like, for example If your bra and panties match every day You ain't the bitch for me Because it means
Starting point is 00:39:14 You got too much time on your hands Like bitch you ain't never rushing nowhere Like why the fuck do you got time To make sure your shit match every day I want that shit to be mission Yeah, I want you to have On a Victoria Secret bra And some Haynes draw
Starting point is 00:39:25 some kind of bitch so I can know you try you got ambition like I like regular women Victoria's cigarettes You know what I'm saying I like regular women Yeah
Starting point is 00:39:32 I like bitches that That suck dick with their hair wrapped Like that's you You are for me All right That's what I need I don't need no bitch You know
Starting point is 00:39:41 You gotta worry about fucking this bitch hair No she come in with the hair Wrapped already And the shit around And then you know I like regular If I go over her house
Starting point is 00:39:48 They paint their own toes If she don't use The Walmart bag For the garbage bag In the bathroom Then you can't fuck with her Exactly I got a bag on all my doves
Starting point is 00:39:57 Because I'm just that damn late Exactly But that's the them to them real women I mean like I said To the dudes who like the chicks I like women who got a little bit of hair on their coaches Yeah, just a little bit You know what I mean
Starting point is 00:40:08 Pimsy had a great line I like a couple of bishops Had a great line about Harry Pussy That I think is one of the greatest rap lines I know it but say you know I mean He said I think it was You know I mean bitch when I get to the crib Then you know what it is
Starting point is 00:40:21 I want to see them pussy heads Because I don't fuck with no kids There it is. You know what I'm saying? I know a lot of bitch who have they got kids or what they make. No, he said, I don't want to fuck with no kids. Meaning like you ain't old enough. You ain't old enough to get no dick, is what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:40:35 We'll be having to explain shit. Yeah, you do. I like my bitch with their bed on the floor. Yeah. So I know they can't. They can't hide shit up under the bed. That's real. That's real.
Starting point is 00:40:45 You know what I'm saying? Like, what I like? You know what I like? I like bitches they got shoes and they trunk. I like women who got a check engine light on. Yeah. I love them. They're so humble.
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Starting point is 00:43:07 Remember the movie pass era? Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents, and I could not stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast so there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines,
Starting point is 00:43:23 like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass the company that he founded. His story is wild that it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us.
Starting point is 00:43:38 When you go to France, or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong, those kids are wearing Jordans, they're wearing Kobe's shirt, they're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a black founder. close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like.
Starting point is 00:43:55 They're not going to describe someone who looks like me and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, yeah. I like them holes who caught run hot, but don't ask you to go out and check it.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Oh, my God. She knows how to slick fix it a little bit. Just bring me a gallon of water outside. Yeah. That's what Koolite. Yeah, I like that. Like a bitch that is Roger Dick with one of your shirts on and shit, then she don't even get all the way naked.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Niggins, she just like, you know, fuck it. I know what you look like. I ain't got to impress you no more. The bitches just want to make you nuts, and that's it. I like them. I like them bitches who take pictures on the ground with their niggas, but just sent you a, hey, strange your tics. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:40 I like the, you like foul, bitches. I love them hoes. I like the chick who don't take their braw, they just flip the titty out of the front. Yeah, that's good right there. They had that line going across with that pressure and sat on the top of their titty. Them all day at work titties.
Starting point is 00:44:53 All day at work titties, beautiful, man. You know what I mean? You got the motherfucking bra with the lint balls on them because you didn't wash it and the shit from your sweatpants stuck to the bra and the lintbrush don't get it all. Yeah. If you meet a chick and her sister and her best friend, that ain't the one to fuck me.
Starting point is 00:45:08 That ain't the one to fuck me. I like women who get along with their mom a three days a week. Yep. And then the other two, they always. They don't speak to a Friday. Then they go shopping Saturday morning. Yeah, girls, girls, women have got them family issues. There's always something going on with her somebody.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Let me, they call you, hey, how are you, let me tell you about my sister. I like those. I like the girls with the big titties who always had to pull their shirt down in the front. Exactly. Because it don't fit right. I like them older women who make the oldest child watch
Starting point is 00:45:36 the younger children, so you can fuck her. There you go. Take the kids, put them in the liberal room. Just watch them, damn it. I like them. Had that ass up. Anywhere. And that's the day, like, that's in the real nigger handbook, too.
Starting point is 00:45:50 You ain't a real nigga. You ain't never got no pussy while you're in a house full of people. Right. You ain't never fuck when your mama was sleep or something like that. I love that shit. I love women. I love women who you're used to that. I told you my house.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Bitch, we had, okay, we had a repast, but fuck it. My mom was a harder. Let's do it. Nick, my mom was a harder, so it was shit. We had a repass. I know the shit's sad, but let's make each other happy. You know what I'm saying? Pull them draws to the side.
Starting point is 00:46:14 We had shit everywhere where it was covering up the dough, so I had a curtain for a dough. I was still with him, bitches and shit. Behind the curtain? I used to have to listen. That's what we're going to call you a special, nigga. Fuck behind the music. DC Youngfly behind the curds.
Starting point is 00:46:26 I just have to listen for the squeaks in the stairs. Okay. Long as ain't no squeaking. I remember my mama caught me getting some pussy one time in the house, right? I was upstairs fucking in the live room. I had an up in my apartment in D.C., upstairs, downstairs apartment and shit, right? So downstairs was all the bedrooms and that shit. So I'm upstairs fucking and shit on the couch.
Starting point is 00:46:47 My mama hit me upstairs fucking. She yelled up. My mama called me Tony. Tony! What you up there doing? I was like, nothing. This bitch, take off running out the house. Nick, it draws off everything.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I'm like, bitch, where is you going? Your clothes was still here. She was like, I didn't want her to come upstairs and see me like that. I was like, bitch, come make me mad. No whole neighborhood to see your ass like that. Exactly. What the hell is wrong with you? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:47:08 You haven't been caught getting some pussy before? I don't got caught jacking out one time. Damn. That's hard. My ass was out, John. Look, I'm facing the opposite side. I'm facing the window. I'm giving the hell to be in here.
Starting point is 00:47:19 You know what I'm going. I'm roo, roo, my mama come in, she's like, what's you doing? I'm like, man, if we go to the bathroom. She's like, well, take your clothes off in the bathroom and not in the bed. Oh, yeah. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't ever get caught jerking off before,
Starting point is 00:47:32 but I didn't left the porn in the VCR so many goddamn times. Anybody ever did that shit? Like, you was watching the porn and forgot that motherfucker was in the VCR, nigga? Whoa, boy, I tried to leave school early one time I did that shit, Nick, I was so scared. I remember I walked in the house the first time it happened to me. My mama had the porn in her hand.
Starting point is 00:47:50 like, what's this? I'm like, it's yours. She was like, well, what you're doing looking at it? I was like, I just wanted to see what they was doing on there. She was like, how you know they was doing something on here? I was like, I don't know. She was like, what you're doing? Did you plan with yourself?
Starting point is 00:48:04 Nicky, that was one of the hardest questions I had been asked in my life. That's one of the words. That's one of the one you got to say, huh, huh? You're playing with your dick is what I'm asking you. I'm like, no, man. No, no, I don't do that. She's like, yes, she is. She's like, yes, she is.
Starting point is 00:48:17 She's here playing with your little dick, ain't you? I'm like, uh, no, it stopped making me uncomfortable because I don't know if I'm going to get my ass whoop, but I'd rather take the whooping at that time. Didn't they admit that shit. Yeah, they'd admit I was in here playing with my dick in your room and shit. Like, that shit ain't cool. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:48:33 Like, I'm in your room playing with my dick in your room on the VZI. But then when you didn't watch the porn or you didn't fan? Like, when are your mama got the time to sit there and watch this? Exactly. Exactly. This was the old days. My dad's old and shit. So I called, I called, he'll pass.
Starting point is 00:48:48 So he don't never have his dole, you know what I said, lock, you feel what I'm saying? So I kind of winning in the room real fast and he hit the channel. And I see him with some old porn and said, he was mad that I walked in. What you doing? What you doing? What you doing? What you doing? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:49:06 That nigga had some old porn books behind his bed. All them hoes had hell on their pussy. Oh, that's what they like. They got some old from the 13s. Exactly, man. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:49:18 That's, that's, but you know, I like women that you can share this type of shit with, bitch. If I can't sit there in the hand of conversation with you and you tell me some shit back that didn't happen to you regular, then fuck you. What's some wild shit that's a chick to ask you to do to her, man? Ask me to do to her, uh, let me think, man, I don't have some bitches to ask me to some wild shit. Like you ever had the chick to ask you to like for real choke her, like a lot of my bitches like that. Not like, like you choking her and she's mad that you're choking her like a bitch. Like, no, nigger. Choke me.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Right. Tain you were like, oh, this bitch went to jail before. Right. Why she's so aggressive? You know why she's so aggressive? You know what I, you know what the fuck with you? You know when you fucking, when you fucking and you're doing your best fucking, you know, ladies, y'all don't think a nigga know y'all do this.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Y'all just be saying that deeper shit just to say you was fucking back. Because you ever been fucking a bitch say deeper and you be like, really, bitch, she's a trooper. Then you get to file, file, and she gets to putting them hands on your bag. Like, wait a minute. Like, wait a minute, bitch, what you mean? She started telling you shit, ain't got nothing to do with the fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:17 I got to work tomorrow. Exactly, what the fuck that got to do with anything? You said you're trying to fuck with my ego And make it seem like you a champ Nigger get to really throw on that sausage You know, you're talking about something It's a lot. The bitch, so, okay?
Starting point is 00:50:30 It was a lot for me to get over here And away from, Nick's gonna be having to lead a family To come fucking with you old. I hate when the bitch say Deepa And you give her All this shit you is giving. What's you mean?
Starting point is 00:50:40 Deepa. Bitch, I'm deep. I'm deep. Is yours, you telling me your shit longer than this? It ain't me. It's you. What if we said that's it? Give me some old pussy.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Give me some old pussy. This ain't enough pussy. This ain't enough pussy. Give me some more pussy. I need about another three inches of pussy. I want to go deeper. I want to go deeper. Get another pussy in here.
Starting point is 00:51:02 This ain't enough for me. All right? What time the other side of your pussy open up? Exactly. I want to get in the VIP section of the pool. Where is warmer? Yeah. I need a section.
Starting point is 00:51:12 We're still in the park a lot. I want to go deep. I ain't got in the club yet, bitch. You got to start. feeding them to it. I want to go deeper. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to tell you this now. Take that option.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Before I get in this pussy, I'm about to go deep. I'm about to go deep. Real. You got to talk about me and Niece and off taking. I have a particular set of skills and a particular number of inches of dick. If you do that, start playing. I will find you. I'm going to kill you.
Starting point is 00:51:37 I will fuck you. And I will kill you. Your pussy, that is. That's what Stacy Dash. Now, you heard this shit she's been talking? No, Stacy Dash. What she did? She said they need to get rid of BET and black history.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Stacey Dad is the real-life version of that character Dave Chappelle did on the show. That was the conductor of the racial draft, the white dude. That's who she is, for real. Like, she's crazy. I mean, but the butt, though, but the crazy thing about it is for people who believe that, like, that's the thing that I have, but people don't understand. Fuck what's true. What can you argue?
Starting point is 00:52:12 Like, argument is everything when you talk about politics and what you see on TV. what is a talking point and she had I would like to invite all the white people to just watch BET for one day ain't shit on BET helping niggas advance and no exactly exactly old as programs and BT ain't owned
Starting point is 00:52:31 by no niggas so it's like you know what I mean but that's the thing like she has the ability to be able to be a talking point so she come in and she says shit that might not be false but the truth exactly it ain't no true it might not be true either so now it makes motherfuckers want to talk about it like but Donald Trump just said that he could stand in the
Starting point is 00:52:51 middle of the street and shoot a motherfucker and wouldn't lose no voters like that's some gangster shit to say right that is the realest you have seen a white man being so long exactly a white man just out of all the niggas getting shot and white man can come out and say shit I could pretty much shoot a motherfucker won't nothing happen exactly hey just to add insult to injury Yeah, them different titties. Yeah, them different titties right there. You know what I mean? Hey, man, why y'all got this jail shit on in here right now, man?
Starting point is 00:53:21 Don't everybody want to see this shit? Nick, they're the motherfuckers. They got a L. L. L. Coo-Jay fan. Then turn some jail shit on. We had to turn some jail shit on so we could talk about real gangsters versus fake ones. Oh, yeah. Well, that's where all the real gangsters are there. All the real gangsters are in the graveyard.
Starting point is 00:53:36 That's where all the real gangsters are there. Real gangers don't argue on social media. Real gangsters don't let you know their ganges. Real ganges don't want no problems. Damn sure don't. Real ganges don't want no problems. Real gangers got that metro phone from Walmart. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:53:50 That came in the little Verizon box. It's a flip phone. Real gangsters, I go to church and go and walk down while the preacher preacher. Yeah. They just stand there. Real gangsters go to church with gunpowder sit on his fingers. Exactly. Real gangsters go to church wearing a polo shirts, some cagas, and some joys.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Real gangsters got jewelry that you can't buy nowhere but from the nigger he got it from. Real gangers are where they hat in church. Real gangsters got a fucked-up tattoo. They get mad if you say something about, yeah. Real gangers ain't never got no gas in their whips. Real gangsters always running low on gas. Real gangsters smoke me. Real gangsters do smoke me.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Real gangsters don't even... Real gangers smoke black and mild mouths, and they just chew on the tip. They don't even smoke them. They don't even smoke them. Real guys are let you shoot the dice and never touch me. No, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm just going to side bet.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Keep on. I'm a side bet. Don't kill yourself to death. Real gangsters walk around with an ounce of weed and don't even smoke. They're just to keep it for everybody else. Right. That's what real gangster. Real gangsters definitely ain't under a nigger comments arguing on the internet,
Starting point is 00:54:50 telling the nigger what they're going to do to them. A real gangster step in and act like your daddy but won't do the same shit for his own keys. Right. Real gangster girlfriend really be too young to be a girlfriend, but can't nobody say shit. Yeah, exactly. He's a gangster. He a gangster. Right.
Starting point is 00:55:07 You can't say nothing to Roy and shit. Roy, not even that. Bish be 17, but the bitch be bad in the hood. You know that one bitch being in the hood that never fuck with the niggins that's your age. She's fucking with big, big Cadillac Roy that sell pills and shit. And he's been up. And he's whipping her ass, yeah. Beating her up.
Starting point is 00:55:25 And she got some brothers, but they scared of the nigger and shit. And they end up killing them later and shit. Real gazing. That's who, that's who killed Roy. And beat up their baby mama and their girlfriend. Yeah. Same day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Real gazing nigger come snatch a bitch up by her head or job And dare supervisor to say something Hey, real gangster niggins call home from jail And be like, yeah, don't even come get me Yeah, y'all digger, it's crazy, man 85 South Show, man It's what we do, man, subscribe us, man, coming to hype.com
Starting point is 00:55:58 What the fake gangsters be doing, DCO Fly? Man, this is what the fake ganser do They just do the fake shit The fakeest shit of them all A fake gangster A getting your comments on Instagram And tell you you a pussy-ass-fuck-nigger And his account is private
Starting point is 00:56:16 That's what fake gangsters do Fake gangsters Fake gangsters Fake gangsters fake gangsters take pictures with guns And post them on their social media Like a nigga ain't gonna see you Like they stopped making them when them When them niggas took them pictures
Starting point is 00:56:27 Like yep that's it No more guns being made We're the only niggas got them now So everybody should be afraid of this picture That we took with the motherfuckers It just a pussy-ass nigger A fake gangster is the one, remember what we said, or tell your girlfriend about some shit you doing.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Exactly. Suck-ass. How-ass. What? Suck-ass. Suck-ass. That's what you is. Fake gangers sit around and watch other niggins are all goddamn, right?
Starting point is 00:56:51 Yeah, exactly. Keeping over other niggas and shit. Fake games. Say shit to you, like, man, I see you doing your thing big time. Set your sucker ass up. Fake games, go tell some shit about you to another nigga and then come to you and say some shit about the same nigga. He just told some shit about you.
Starting point is 00:57:06 That's a whole ass knick. Yeah, you are, if you ride around with niggins and you cool with who you cool with just because they're around and you don't, you do the same shit when they're, man, you're using a fake-ass nigga. You're just cool with whoever. But that's the problem. We get to say what the fuck we want to say on coming to hate on 85 so. Y'all need to download this podcast, nigger. Bro, you're going on hard. You pussy ass nigger.
Starting point is 00:57:29 What's going to happen to be on download this? Do you get a fuck if the pussy niggas listen to the podcast? Nope, because that's my money for me. Exactly. Puss-ha-ass nigger. Sing that shit. Mim-a-me-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You got to put that puss-ass-nigger on the end of that.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Puss-ha-ha-ha-ha. There you go. That puss-ass-nigger. Hey, you know what's crazy, though? It's going to be some niggas who you know for a fact don't like us going to listen to this shit. What would you like to say to them? I'd like to say, fuck you very, very much. Fuck you very, very much.
Starting point is 00:58:02 No way. Let me just get that out there to these. niggas, hey, man, fuck you very much. He took it right. Fuck you very much, man. I can't say fuck you enough, man. Fuck you very, very much. Continue to be a fuck nigger and listen to this shit and hate and be mad and pray to some bad shit happened to me.
Starting point is 00:58:18 You know what? And I'm going to keep on saying, fuck you very much. You lame, niggas, this is what I want to tell, y'all. I'm fucking them same bitches that y'all jack y'all dick off to her. Evil laugh, nigga. What is wrong with you evil laugh? They be on their wall paper. but they just be jacking all.
Starting point is 00:58:34 I'm at the house fucking them bitch is for real. You heard the 60s come out that nigga man? For real. That's an Aida, Merva. See, y'all are some terrible. Buddy love. Y'all some terrible motherfuckers. The only thing I want to say to the people who are watching this show
Starting point is 00:58:51 listening to this show who may or may not like us, I would just like to say at any given point in your life, whenever you decide, you can quit being a bitch-ass man. It ain't never too late to do that. It ain't never too late to quit being a bitch-ass-nick. It ain't never too late. You can start being a real nigga right now. No, you can't start being a real nigga right now.
Starting point is 00:59:10 You can't start being a real nigga right now. You can just stop being a bitch-ass-ha-old. You can just stop being a fuck-n-n-n-nege. There you go. But that's real-that's real right there. So you're already improving. There it is. I just want one person.
Starting point is 00:59:22 To listen to this shit and not be a fucking-nick-knit-knit-knit. Like if we change one fucking-nig-knit-like. He's slightly being the fuck-nig right now. We're talking about some real shit. I don't think he liked the message because this shit might apply to him. He keeps telling us to wrap this shit up. You gray, say something here.
Starting point is 00:59:35 No, the spirit moving. That's what it is. We didn't get to what we were really supposed to be talking about. It wasn't about the other shit. We really supposed to be trying to help one or two of these bitch-ass niggas. Exactly. We need to help them. It ain't a lot of fathers in the community.
Starting point is 00:59:49 You know what? Sometimes they just need to hear you say, hey, quit being a bitch-ass nigger, man. Help a bit. Damn, and you all right, then? Your sinus is fucked up, niggie, sound like a monster. I'm over here chasing the bitch, nigger.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Fucking your bitch, digger. Really make these niggins. Nobody love. Ha! Yeah, you know what? We need to start to help a fuck nigga foundation. Hell no. I ain't helping them fucking nils.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Let them die. Help a fucking nigger foundation. But what if it ain't they fault? I lie in the niggins. You got one minute. I lie in kingdom, nigg. I hold their hand. They just drop.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Like they can't edit this shit. shit out, niggas don't want to work and shit. Y'all got one minute. No, the fuck we don't. We got to hurry up. We got many minutes we need this bitch. Look, them niggas go leave. I'm going to press record again. Ah! We back. We're back. 85 South. Nicker, we're in here. This is the 85 West Coast.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Hey, Chico, yeah. Appreciate you holding it down. Man, you know I love y'all niggas, man. You know, I love y'all my niggas. Y'all can't see it, but I'm trying to dab him up. He won't give me dab. Oh, my bad. We just got it. Snicker. I'm allergic to nuts, nigga. You're trying to kill me in this motherfucker. That's why I wasn't Daping you up, nigga.
Starting point is 01:00:58 My bad. You're trying to kill me, Nicky. You're allergic to nuts for a minute. Yeah, nigga. I'm allergic to nuts and bitches that want to get a nigga to put a strap on
Starting point is 01:01:05 on the chin, bitch. I'm allergic to all that shit. You just ate some honey roasting nuts last night. No, what, nigga? I'd have been in the funeral today. That would have to do that. Shout out to everybody with nut allergies. Yeah, all nuts.
Starting point is 01:01:18 That's the damage of the shit I heard. They can't go out. They got nuts in it. I got to ask about everything. Nick, but I'm trying some chicken. They got nuts in it, bitch. It don't got no nuts in me. You're fried chicken, dude, because I die if I eat that shit.
Starting point is 01:01:30 Hell no. That's crazy. You know, a lot of shit got nuts in it. Yeah, and I don't eat a lot of shit. That's crazy, Chico Bing. Nah, I know. Chico Bing. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Where they're going to find you at me? Chico B. C-H-I-C-O-B-A-N, Instagram, Chico Bean, and I don't fuck with Facebook again. Hey, you know, we got... Or nuts. We got a few people... Or nuts.
Starting point is 01:01:50 We got a few big people who listen to us, man. Let them know where they could book you at. You got an email or some shit. Yeah, booking Chico Bean at Gmail, man. So come fuck with us, man. Fuck with the shit, with the shit. Book this, me and this sucker nigga here. Come do a show.
Starting point is 01:02:03 So I can show you just how much better I am. This is my goddamn show. Listen, listen. You're my goddamn child. You don't talk to me like that. You're my son. I'm your, no. I'm your father.
Starting point is 01:02:11 I'm your father. I signed your birth certificate. You almost made me say the shit, bro. I almost said this shit, bro. You know what I bust the nut. I signed the nigger. The nut comes before the birth certificate. Fuck out of here.
Starting point is 01:02:24 I don't remember when you was a zeit goat, nigga. I remember when you used to write your rhymes down in the composition book, and I used to tell you, fuck this shit, nigga, it's horrible. Yeah, right after you stole it. Eh, no, fuck you, nigga. I ain't never stole it. I don't remember you writing shit. I don't have to, nigga, my brain, my head big enough for me to remember all my shit.
Starting point is 01:02:41 I remember everything ever happened. You don't remember. You don't remember. You don't remember shit. Why you don't remember your own rhymes? I remember my rhyme. Yeah, DC, you're going to get you some pussy. Because this motherfucker over here acting like one.
Starting point is 01:02:53 That's going on right now. A cigarette in a name out. Exactly. Motherfucker. I'm gone. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I took Cheryl to the goddamn ready for the world. Fuck Cheryl. I took Cheryl to the ready for the world concert. This motherfucker's still mad. This ain't got nothing to do with light skin, Cheryl. Why you bring up Cheryl? You know why I bought up Cheryl. Nick, you still love Cheryl.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Whatever. Nick, nigger lock the keys in the kettle. That was an accident. Motherfucker, you knew I was high. The fuck out of here. I was on that cocaine back then. You sold me the cocaine. This is the 85 South Show.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Chico Bean. He didn't fuck the other guests. We don't want nobody else on this. Yeah, yeah. Fuck this nigga. Yeah. Whatever. That's why I'm getting my own show on MTV.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Yeah, I bet you are. It's going to be called the Chico Bean show, motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. Edit that motherfucker out. We're not even going to use him for this episode. Fuck, Chico. We're going to mute all his parts.
Starting point is 01:03:41 That's why I'm still talking. My goddamn show. Lucas. Play this hit two times at the end. 85. Follow me. 85. 85.
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