The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - These N*ggas The New B*tches | Ep. 89

Episode Date: July 21, 2017

The 85 South Show is back for another Friday! Karlous Miller connects with Tyler Chronicles, Mario Torry, and Navv Greene. With the Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor fight coming up there's a lot to talk about. Get 10% OFF BEVEL CLICK HERE: http://bit.ly/85SouthxBevel Tyler Chronicles breaks the Beyonce twins news...thanks to his Bossip connects - Mario Torry previews his show with Kevin Hart on Comedy Central and Navv Greene has a new show on Lifetime...maybe. Plus the 85 South Show goes in with a dope ass freestyle dedicated to rebuilding Blac Chyna's pussy. ▶subscribe AND SHARE our videos!!! https://bitly.com/85tube ▶INTAGRAM! https://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ ▶ TWITTER https://twitter.com/85SouthShow ▶FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T. NEWMAN - @joetnewman CHAD OUBRE - @chadoubre LANCE CRAYTON - @cat_queso Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We got T-Ais in the building. Say what, say what, say what. Today's in the build. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the bill. With your stagging ass. You're going to be in New Year's End church.

With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ad. Why your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternator don't work. With your stagging air.

Now you got to try to crank it first. With your stagging ass. O'Cid. going to be late for work. With your stanking ass. You ain't going to have no fucking dog. With your stanging ass. You don't bend over the shit.

Tell it to. Fucking these holes on the loo. Niggas talking about them. Them nigga fun to hang with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent. Any time she called me, she's going to get off on these dick.

Now, ain't no. Telling where you might see me. I'm posted in the A. But I might jump on the plane in Pallet Vu or Lafranca. Because my deal, I got the jokes. I got the jokes. Where you see me with it I'm out of Africa

I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany And felt some different tities

I say they're small and they're round But felt some different titty Hey I like smoking weed I like it and high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Hey Bitch is walking out

Bitches pulling up I'll apologize But then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I don't like crazy man I'm crazy man for a crazy man To if you give him Some of that pussy he'll give some of his dick to you give him some of that pussy girl

I don't like asking You come of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really want some Oh, that pussy girl

I don't like Ashton. Hey, welcome back to the This is your man, Carlos Miller. I'm sitting here checking out my new bevel Trimmer, man, this thing is crazy, dude, you gotta check this out man make sure you go to get bevel.com right now and use our code 85 south so you can get 10% off your first month subscription to the bevel shade kit though and you need to make sure you get the new bevel tremor easy cleaning cool to the touch man wireless Bluetooth charger you can hook you out no you can't really but I'm just saying you should probably be listening to you something while you do this because this thing is really dope uh man four hours of battery life on this this is crazy Crazy, Chad.

Did you know, it's got 60 days of battery down. This, hey man, you know what it is. Shave on the go, shave on the move. Go to getbevel.com right now. Use our code. 85 South. Put you in the game right back where you need to be, babe. Can't hear shit.

What my man cat at? Can't hear shit. All I hear is. All that here is buzzing, cousin. What if we would have been ready? Aw, shit. Lance, take a chance. Your girl put her hands in my underband.

Yeah, yeah. Bad boy records, baby. Take that, take that. Hey, so, September? Oh, that boy ready, man. Hey, hey, hey. Boyn't ready. Man, this, you know what to be perfect, though.

Perfect door. My nigga Tyler would have pulled up right before we came in got to smoke the blunt Cabrero, intimate, whatever you know, concerned with myself. That one of the good weed, you just... Yeah, but it was just a little junk, you know, we didn't really get it just, you know what I'm saying? We know, coming up in the next hour, we got some Peebo bracing. Peebo pressing. Let me hear you radio, your radio, nigger boys. Hey, coming up in the next hour, we got some people pressing.

Still giving away those Peebo bracing tickets coming up in the next hour. Got some Angela Winbush. He said Frank Jackson. And we're gonna get into some of that new Anita Baker. Uh, phone lines are wide open. This your man Kenny Too Smooth, Jackson. Here on the Spirit of the Heart and Soul. 89.3 FM radio on your quiet storm.

89.3. Give me one of them. Hey man, these old niggins. These old niggas ain't gonna be around forever. Who you think gonna take over when Tom Joyner fill over? Jay Anthony Brown? Nope. It ain't gonna be Jay Anthony Brown.

Older to Tom Jones. No, he ain't. Tom Jonah got them 98 years old. No. Look it up. Tom Joyner is a motherfucking vampire. That ain't been around since the late 1890s. I ain't seen no young picture of him.

Ain't no such. We don't recognize. Yeah. Bro, you know what's crazy now? My ex texts me the other week and said, don't fuck none of her friends. I don't know why she must know something I don't, because I can't stand them, bitch. That's why I lean together, big, because of them. I'm gonna goof-asshaw.

I've seen the type of niggas they fuck with. You'll be fucking with a chick, and she got a home girl that's finer than her, that fucking niggas that's worse than you. Damn, you should. You're supposed to be the bitch that introduced me to her. You ever meet a chick and then her home girl would like, hey, she's fine as fuck. And she's like, if you have any friends, I'll fuck anybody. Why the fuck I don't know this friend? I'm over here building this bullshit with her friend and she wants to fuck anything.

She beg your boss. Do you know anybody with a dick? I fuck anything. Damn. I wish you wouldn't with my home girl. I want to fuck you. That's crazy. But I don't do that.

I would do it do a three-same. child, but she ain't with it. Get the fucking out of here. The guy the motherfuckers introducing me the bitch's day fucking. You have no use to me in life. And not unless you got like some flight hookups or something. Then I can't even get them like I want to because the nigga that you fucking would think that I'm hitting you too much for the hookup. Right.

Why would the nigga introduce you to this girl and then be mad when you hit her? Hey, man, you know my girl, she'd do them little outfits. She'd be scamming. Then you get three outfits. Y'all must be fucking. Like, you got it out there. 85 South Show Productions presents Hot Chocolate, the 80s porno reheat.

Oh, man, this shit's on clip. You got that cap. You get it done. Yeah, shit, it's done. Hey, we got to pause for the car to real quick. This is cast last day if you're moving to L.A. Oh, man. Really?

Can we do a five minute day? dedication and uh can't y'all can't y'all don't break the news like that like this shit just piss me the fuck off yeah that's what's up no actually man we shouldn't really give a fuck he didn't give a fuck about telling us two weeks in the van we should really give a two nigger two week notice or something no we that's what we're gonna talk about how niggas don't put no two week noses that right now you see you be thinking i got all these exclusives behind the same privileges and shit and Now, I'm letting you know. You see, I took the headphones up.

I might walk off now. And I don't like that you gave me the option to wear this bullshit-ass-and-shirt on your own-going. And you know, I could have wore something nice. That's the type of shit that nigger tell you went. You know what I'm saying? See, this is the type of shit that nigger tell you. This is the type of, see a nigger tell you this shit

while they're passing you a blunt back. Hey, man, you don't move to Calib right? Yeah, I'm like, yeah, damn. For good, can't go be a hit casket with that same hair. Now the comments are going to be like, man, what happened to the old lady who will be laughing in the background? Man, you know she left, nigger, just all of a sudden. Hey, man, you're already gone and you're leaving and shit and look, shit already falling in the piece. This nigga even trail me.

We need to see what it is without you. Bro, you, hey, somebody take a picture of what the knob's at, man, so we can try to get the levels back right. Man, listen. Man, this nigga eating trail, Mick, you can tell shit, just falling apart. Man, man. Get this empty-ass glass away from me. This is a man, listen here. I'm mad as hell.

He got the red bull props. And I knew, you know what, I should have knew he were going when the nigger bring trail mix to the goddamn show. This song's dedicated to my home is moving to L.A. Why'd you have to go so soon? Hey, it seems like yesterday we were rolling a bagwood. Now we're hanging in the studio trail mix. It's so good.

You going where the bitches are like skinning thin. We're moving back to Calais. Tell my mama, we're moving back in. And my tongue, you do, your memory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take the, stop the thing. And the top of perfect in the drink. My nigga, moving back to Cali.

Where the sunshine, probably going to hit the six-four and do a G-ride. And you know we're going to be rolling up the G-Funk. Man, hit the left corner turn like G-Funk. Taking it back to the West, where the sunshine. Where the girls be fine. Where the girls be fine and have a little bitty backs Cause the asses ain't really that big Unless she bought one or got a couple of kids.

That's LA for you though. They be pretty as fuck with the childish ass titties. They be pushing them up. When I'm out there, I'll be scoping them, bro, but it ain't a real trip if I don't go to Rosco's I need. Oh, a little two-piece with a waffer. God damn, man. Back up all me bitch, you look awful bitch.

Who is your friend? She ain't cute. You either, I wish I wouldn't have came in this, bitch. I need some ready for whatever business. You know when we go to LA, N-V-A-T-L shit. We try to steal and then sell shit. And if my bag did too full, I try to mail shit. You want a trail mix with it, bitch.

Hey, I got some chicks mix. In matter of fact, I got some mixed chicks. And that bitch is from Mississippi. And you don't know the nigger. Watch this. Watch me freestyle to intro to the 85 south of. bring it in a little bit bring it in a little bit let that bitch bring you for a second

this is the 85 South show this the coldest podcast hey this is the 85 South show this be the coldest podcast that you didn't ever seen on the YouTube TV it's usually me Chico Clayton and then DC but not today because ain't nobody

in the studio the 85 to 85 to 85 the 85 South Show. My man Mario Tori is holding it down. They said bring back nab so we came back around. My nigger, Kat, he's about to move to L.A., but that's okay because we're going to keep this shit posted in the 8-9. When we pull up on the west side, it's going to be murder. We're probably going to go to in and out or maybe Fat Burger.

I already told you, you already know if we're out there longer than two days, we got to go to Rosco's because I need a sunrise or maybe I need a sunset. I said, girls in my inbox, but I ain't even come yet. I meant that I'm not there, but we're already making plans, and they're looking so fucking good. She'd be like, can you be my man? I don't understand if it's going to be real, then that's just what it be. It's supposed to be an intro.

I ain't want to make it all about me, because this is the 85 South show started with Steve Harvey, then we went into the trap, and then we granted it, and we got smarter. And now we're on the road doing shows and all of that. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy.

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app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the Movie Pass era? Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents, and I could not stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines. Like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of

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you get your podcasts. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house.

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85,000! 85, boy, boy, boy! On your dog's ass. Somebody smelled like wiffa in this motherfucker. Ha ha ha. Country ass. Yes. 85.

85. 80. 85. 85. Hey. Knicks ain't gonna never give me the credit that, you know, that's reserved as a freestyle level. Because you was with me earlier, so you know, I ain't even have time to think about this shit.

I would have been to say the shit was written. But you know what? You know what? I don't think we get a lot of credit, man. We can wrap our ass off. Man, really? When you think about it, but like, we don't really be in the studio

who'll be on the road like that, but like, I feel like one day it's gonna be a comedian, nigger. I feel like we already had a few, but like the challenge again being all, he killed it. He could rap his ass off. Who else another rapping ass comedian? Young Joe. Nick Cannon?

Yeah. All right, whatever. Yeah. Whatever. I mean, hey, shit, hell, Hell, Shaq tried to rap. Man, Shaq went platinum. Will Smith?

Yeah. Now, that he's a comedic actor or a comedian. Fresh Prince was funny. That's a comedy, huh? Yeah. He was a lead actor in a comedy. He was a lead comedy. Right, right, right, right.

Right. Damn, cat, you're about to head out, huh? That shit ain't going to fuck with my sound, is it? Is it going to pick up? Because it might pick up. Loz, you can't try to make it sound good. If these checks mix ain't picked up. Yeah.

You heard them, Lose. I'm going to be back in four. I got to cut my money. You leave it. Once he leaves, he's going to make a couple of trills back to get this shit. Hey, we live right now? Hello? Oh, we stream it live right now?

I mean, can I tell my people? All right, bet. Let me go Facebook. How we look? How we look? Is that a dope little intro? All right, because Tyler outside. All right, let's go get out.

He gets tired. My son gets tired. That'll be a good, good subject to go in on. Remember this, classic black cars, classic black movies. Classic black cars, classic black movies. Classic black cars, classic black movie? Yeah. You know, like, it's some cars that's just classic, just classic in the black community.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cars that your auntie had. Let me get one. You know what, a car, I grew up going so bad, a grand marquis. Why you ain't get one? You should get one now just because you could afford to get one. Hey, you know what the fuck I want?

What? No, a sob, cool, though. Bro, you wanted a sob, bro. A 91, a 91 motherfucker, 91 saw. Soft top. Yeah, I ain't talking. Turbo. Soft top, turbo. What do you fucking mean? That's the only one. I was going to get it.

The weird shape, sob. The weird shape, saw. The weird shape, saw. The one that looked like Kobe shoes when he was with Adidas that time. With the slant ass. With the slant back bubble. Slant back bubble saw. Okay, this one. With some bowlinger rims on that.

The one that Richard Pryor had on Moose. Arloor Pair? Nika, that might be why I wanted it. Man. That might be why I wanted it. Yeah, bro. What's the car you wanted? That goddamn car that wasn't Robocop.

That goddamn galore. Well, not the Galorean? No, that was a... Torres. You want to afford Taurus? No. What was the car in Robocop? Yeah.

Yeah, whatever the book they were. You didn't want a... You sure it was Robo? You didn't look at Robocop and see a Torres. Yeah, you know what the... Robocop didn't have nothing nice. It was some... It was some crazy shit, though.

That's what I'm saying. You know, I used to love Robocop. No, I mean, I can't help it. I wanted to shoot the shit up. I don't shit on Robocop. Yeah, don't shit on. I thought it was a cutlass on RoboCow, wasn't it? Well, fuck, I want a cutlass.

Yeah, that would put with the night rider car. Man, anything that you could pull the pistol at your thigh, I was like, man. I said, that's my nigger. That's what? Have a nice date. That's a pie. Yeah, that night rider vehicle, though. Everybody want that.

Everybody want a fiber. Nick, kid. Oh, that a trans man. Man, what was that? All of them shit is pretty much the same car. It's a firebird. Kit was a bad-ass car. You know, the Chevy and Paula is the highest-rated car

amongst black men, period. The 96 S-S, no, the 96S got a 98% approval rating by black men, where or why. It ain't a nigger on this earth that don't want a fucking Chevy Capri. It's like three-four hating-ass old nigga. I don't want no goddamn shit, give me a four. I take a four galaxy over a goddamn shit.

We ain't got that damn day. I don't want those goddamn sherry. I had got broke down in Mississippi with a goddamn shabby. Every nigga got a story of they broke down. Yeah, yeah, man. Mississippi. I had two white men come help me. I was scared at first, well.

Mississippi, every nigga from Mississippi got a story like that. White people in Mississippi, you never can call them. What's one of the cause you wanted, man? One of the sheds that I always wanted. Not the big body money, Carlo. You know the small body money, call them. You want that Alonzo from training day Yeah, that Denzel

Kind of put you in the mind of a cutlass Yeah, mm-hmm I was gonna say cutlass, but see my grandma brought a cutlass brand new. You ever seen a brand new? I don't think so. I didn't even know they came, Brian. My grandma brought a, she bought a cutlass brand new.

That bitch lasted for 30 years. That bitch's clean this. That car ran so long. Didn't nobody, the motherfucking just stopped driving. I believe that shit. Yeah. I really, truly believe. Some cars just got a place in the black community.

You're like a Buick Park Avenue. Right, or Lincoln. Nick, you know how many times we didn't have been to church in a Buick Park Avenue in some fashion? A continental. The deacon had one. Yeah, if your pastor drive a big body Cadillac anybody style, y'all automatically getting

into heaven. Right. You know that, right. If your pastor driving to Bentley, though. Yeah. I don't know if y'all getting in. I don't know. Transmission fucked up.

Check engine light on. If that nigga got an old school car, he can preach his ass on. I don't know what it is about old names. I'm telling you. They can preach. They get into your soul. If your pastor got a big body Cadillac

with less than 100,000 miles on it. Niggas can't even buy Boggs no more. Take your problems to that nigga. They're still served dinner after church if he got an old school. If your pastor ain't got no rips in the driver's seat of his car, everybody in the church is good.

Hell yeah. And if your pastor getting ride from all the aunties at the church, that's when he really going to kick in shit. If the deacon only smoke outside of his car. Hold on. If you know for a, he don't smoke no one, but I don't smoke in the inside of that. If you know for a fact that Dick can smoke cigarettes, but you ain't never seen them smoke cigarette,

that nigga just smell like Newport. He always got chewing gum. Right. You ain't never seen them smoke. Always smell like a new cigarette. And he got a full of word there's a rich. Hell yeah. And a half of gold, too.

Nigel, I always got a half a gold. They got that bullshit cologne. This is, this is the bullshit. The brute perfected. That nigga wearing corduroy. Before we even go too far in it. Right now is the time that I want to give a shout out to the ladies that put all the kids in the church to sleep.

You know, every church got that one lady that's... Give me that baby. Give me that baby. Get the criers. Bring them on down. Bring them on down. Bring them on. Give them up.

Pastor can't even preach his word. See, these are heroes in the black community that we forgot all the time. You know what? You know what's going to be fucked up world? And you know what? I got to say this 85. You know what's going to be fucked up? We're going to be missing that.

That's going to be. missing now because you got to think about it it's some women now that's in their 40s 44 45 still look good in the goddamn club going on 50. 52 53 going to hit the end of the church etiquette and then you're going to be like oh where the old school women on I'm going to tell you what though on the on the flip side nursing home going to be lit you know how many old bits going to have fake asses in the nursing home hold on hold on I heard the most startling music look no I know exactly where you're going with this what they said that the nursing home Homes have the highest rate of STD.

High rate. They're raw-boned. You know what? I drop my mic. They're all right. Pull down your pamper. I said, Nick, I said the nursing home.

Ernestine, pull down your pamper. Pull that pamper to the side. You're in the nursing home. What the fuck you kept by telling them? You're on your last leg. It's this blue pills. That's how I want to go out.

Blue pills. What the fuck I care about AIDS for a man? I'm 90, bro. I ain't lose yet. I wish a bitch in a nurse home. I do care. I'm tired of my dick getting stuck to my jaws. I'm going to fuck out of my leg.

Hold on a rubble, bitch, my leg. I got something, bitch. All time is make you forget shit. You remember how to fuck. You definitely remember how to fuck. There's people in the old folk home, can't walk down the damn hall and come back. All I gotta do is hula hoop.

All I gotta do is hula hoop. Hey, man. He got a hula hoop in that pussy. That's crazy. You never know what's going on out here. Hey, if you just now realizing what's going on, this is another rendition of the 85 South Show. I am your man, Carlos Miller.

To the left of me, that's my. my motherfucking partner. Tell me your name. Deacon Nab Green, man. I got my man right here, Mario Torrey. Mario Torrey in the building. I'm holding a handful of DNA. Them Adams right there. Oh, Adams. I knew it's something about it. You actually got a handful of balls.

Oh, yeah. The game we got my man, Tyler Chronicles. Yes, indeed. First man, Tyler Chronicles. Appreciate y'all. Today, we're talking about whatever the fuck we want to. Man, that's what we do in this show, man. Because, you know, we don't have a whole lot of channels that's just dedicated to the black experience.

We might start talking about anything. We got to get back to the black. You know, because black people do everything so motherfucking cool and we just happen to be, you know, four black men on this show. That came, you know, really out of nowhere. It's a black nigga behind the corner. We really came out of nowhere.

It's a black nigga handling the sound. Right. But when you... But you just called him two different kinds of black people. A black nigger. You said a million people behind us, y'all. Y'all can't see this. Nigger, it's lit.

They know. who backed up. Shout out to my man, Chad. Shout out to Cat, Joe, Jay O'N, and Craig. We in this. We in here. And this bitch, pouring loop on water. And by the time you see this, ain't no telling when you might see this. Ain't no telling you. This is, we recorded this shit

in May 99, 99, the year. In Seattle, Washington. This shit is in the vault. We putling this out the motherfucking vault. Diggis drinking bath water in this bitch. You know what's going on. Niggin, we've just shown them that we got a little income coming in. Oh, okay. So glasses of water?

Yeah. All right. I don't know. I'm not a hip in Hollywood shit. You really want to know what we got that shit from? Where? We had a show in Florida or some shit that we were standing at a hotel. They had a conference room. We just took that shit.

Yeah, real niggas in the building. We just take that shit. I got a base. I can't tell our niggas ain't changing, man. I got that shit. I still got a comforter from when I audition for Wile and out. I took a comforter from the Montrose. Hey, man.

Hey, nice, though. That shit was fucking. We still, still, still. We still, still. Fuck you mean. Even if a nigga on TV. But you know, it's really not. You're stealing when it's a memorabilia.

You don't really steal it. You're not stealing the shit to sell it. You're stealing it to keep it. You know, still in the sale is like, you stole it. You really stole that. You don't never steal the resell. Right, you still, you're like, I'm in the way.

You know when I steal shit? This is my qualifications. Stop calling it stealing. Stop calling it still. No, you're already established that it's not stealing like I'm winning. It's dabbling in future use goods. If I can't say this shit and feel good about what, like what it is I'm stealing, Like that shit

look good at my house Right Because I ain't gonna steal some shit And then have it all out in public Everything I steal It's for my personal collection Right Bro, I just don't understand

Like if a nigger is a janitor It gotta be some tissue And paper towels coming up missing Man, what nigga is still tissue all the time bro? Check this out there I walk by the janitor car And I take some shit

Every time I get lotion At the hotel every time No, that's when you got to check Your self-respect What type of nigg is still One plaque? What? type of nigger.

Hey, but you know what? That one plot come in handy if you're still enough of it. I got a whole... No, that's not your shit. I got a whole bunch of toilet. You could fire wrap that motherfucker. Now that's firebock.

Yeah, you can fuck your toilet up. The only thing one-plight tissue is good for is cleaning up a goddamn nose bleed. Hey, that nigga Lowe's turn 72 years. Nah, that a fucking toilet up. Nah, nah, no, uh-uh, hell now. Now, see, that's what it is. That dance is gonna fuck that plunge up back.

That shit is good for putting your carwanda. And now, he talked about. Hey, now, he told you, nah-uh. Now, see, now the goddamn... He wanted to pop a nigga hand. That goddamn septic done ran over. Now I got to go in the yard, get my Tiller. Now, now I got to get Matilla out the shack.

My goddamn Tilla ain't had no arl in the bitch. Well, I hope you ain't got shit to do in the monies. Let me call Greg, see if he got that lawnmower down there, too. Rayton got the grass right in the back. Shout out there, every nigga named Rayford. Nick ain't need ass... Nick ain't need Aslo's what he had to do. He got to just snitch on the nigga.

Yeah, I had to fix that goddamn toilet nabbed on winning there and fucked it up. I didn't ask you shit about the damn house. Brough, if your toilet fucked up, you got to talk to a nigga named Bruce. Bruce. No, he got to have Willie, Willie. Bruce got a snake in the truck, man. Hey, I'm trying to tell you, this right here that we're doing over here, the 85 South Show. This is a movement, bro.

We started this shit about two years ago. A couple chicks been hitting me on my social media inboxes. Just let me know that since we started this podcast, they whole edges them grew back. Oh, man. Shout out to y'all business, man. Y'all made the world go around. Won't he do it?

Won't he do it? I love to hear that because you know one thing about it, when you get a scary-ass president in there to get your shit together. Yeah, man. It might. Niggas don't really care, though. Hey, nobody really did no new shit.

Like, there ain't nobody really like, yo, we need unity. I'm glad y'all in here today with me talking this shit, man, because I know y'all are some real niggas and I wanted to ask y'all about, have y'all seen that bra that make the titties look amazing? Oh, the skull.

A little suction cup. Shout out to all the bitches. Sneaky auntie. Look, bro, we like that bra so much. We'll do a free promo for that shit. Shout out to the sneaky auntie. I seen that. The motherfuckers gather titty from everywhere.

Is that what it's called? The sneaky auntie, brother. Hey, the sneaky auntie, bro, get titty, take shoulder meat and make titty. Show to meat. Yo. Hey, yeah, because who was the girl with the tattoos, I fucking love her, too.

She's on the tattoo joint. Skye? Nah, nah, nah, no, no, no. The younger one. On the what? Nah, nigger, she ain't on there no more. Damn, help me out, y'all. On black ink.

On black ink. With the cap lips. Yeah, what's her name? Duchess. Duchess. Duchess had did a little video, and she didn't got no TV, but she used the perfect scope. And it was like.

Mario, you need a kickstand for that motherfucker. You need to put that bitch in the, and they got a flat screen phone and shit. My motherfucking phone retarded a hell. I was trying to go sideway. You know how you be trying to fuck sideways? I should have turned mine on them. I should be lit, but I just don't like the motherfuckers.

That shit just be crazy. You got weird-ass fans. That's established. Okay, look, let's talk about that all four of us. Now, we all comics. What's the weirdestest shit? Weirdest fan experience you don't fucking have. We'll start with you telling you.

I think the niggie tried to give me the fucking wife one time. Well, start with Lose. Start with Lose. Never mind. Everybody needs down. Let's get a profit. Let's get it. No, he just tried to set out.

Yeah, I need to set this back more so I can get all of us. How he said it, Loaf? Hey, we lied. I don't know. He said, like, he was just pushing. Like, he was like, yeah, so man, what you got going on, man? You're trying to chill? Yeah, put Loz's back.

You're trying to chill. He said, you're trying to chill. Hold on. What you got going on after this, man. Y'all can get together if you want to. Put it a glass behind. I'm like, no, this shit ain't going to work, bro. It's weird.

Yeah, I ain't even try. I see, if I see two niggas struggling, I'm not going to be the third nigga. Yeah. I'm about to put these niggas on live trying to put some shit on live. I'm gangster with me. Look at my, my niggas is struggling. Y'all look smart too.

Y'all look like the light-skinned woke niggas. But y'all, y'all missing your book bags. Where y'all book bags at? That's what, that's what it is right now. This podcast, this podcast right here is for niggas who only bought the bottom grill. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. Now, I'm talking about the permanent one.

Oh, no. Yeah, they bought a permanent bottom trip. This podcast is for niggas who buy Grey Goose one weekend and still put taka in that shit the next one. That taka vodka. To still party a little bit with the bitches. This podcast for old niggas that still use tussie. I see ya out there putting the ordering on with two fingers, niggas.

No, this podcast is for niggas who buy liquor according to how much liquor you got left last time. Like, nigger, we don't need but about one more bottle. We got a half a bottle already. That's it, nigga. We got a half a bottle. Right. It's for niggas who picked the bottle up and look at how much they're trying to save

before they kick everybody out. All right, when my shit get past the handle, y'all got to go. When you start watching the nigga how big he pour his cup. That nigga ain't kicked in shit. He's drinking more than me. This for the niggas that tell their old lady,

hey, go put this in the freezer for me. Maybe a cup with a liquor. This podcast right here is for ladies who trying to help their home girl catch their man cheating, but she ain't going to never catch them because she's the one that's fucking so all she's doing is causing a diversion.

Hey, this podcast for chicks that got the long second toe. You're talking about it? Like, it's longer than the big toe. I'm gonna tell you one better than that. You know who found it in her? Who? Chicks who got the hairy-ass big toe,

the little hairy patch in the middle of the big toe? Oh, you like satsbyte. It's like four real hair. Talk to him, Mario. Yeah, talk to him. And you know what? For knuckle hairs?

They always be light-skinned women too because you can see the black. little four hair I'm gonna tell you who I'm gonna tell you who the podcast for right now and always has been who light skin chicks with dark skin elbows this podcast right here is for the light skin chicks they got the real real black aerolas black black yeah you know who is for though it's for niggas who smoked wine black and mouths but work real hard hey this right here for dark skin and chicks that pussy look like black and my guts uh you know who it's really for grown ass men who

who still go by their childhood nickname. You're a grown-ass man. Got people out here calling you baby. Tatee. Man, man. L' man. L' man. L' man.

How old is your son, L'eman? That n'niko. That n'n one. That n'nig, called that little man. You're 51, man. You know who I... You know why I come to the studio? Niggasin'a finger.

He's so old. I come to the studio to record this podcast right here for women who got so much ass, pants just look stupid on them. She hate trying on jeans, cackies. Boy, I had me one of them. She got, the ass so fat is tall.

It ain't kind of good. Long butt. That old tall ass. That's who I recorded. This podcast. You don't like the tall butts. This podcast. See, because he's a short nigga.

Now, have you ever been about to hear the bitch from the back and it was ass all on your chest? He'd be like, bitch, you'd lay down. This guy has on my chest. She bent over on the bed. Bitch, you don't get your ass off this bed. You know I can reach your dad. You got to do all that. Bitch, come down here with me, bitch.

I'm off the bed and you on the bed. This shit ain't going to work, bitch. Come down here with me, bitch. You knew I was five, six. You know who this podcast is for? Niggas who thought the rubber broke because the pussy was so good.

But the rubber didn't break. That was just some good pussy. You're in love then. So basically it's for her. It's for them little Walmart bitches in the money center. They got the fat ass. But you really don't see it

until they go on lunch break. This podcast for all the chicks with the real short hair cut, the big old fat ass. You know what I'm saying? You know they'd be out there. Whoa. The ones will be conservative in Atlanta, but Miami, they got a, uh, a wide ass.

This podcast for the niggas who rubbed on their thighs when the bitch say, where the rub back. No goddamn will. I mean, got no rubbed. And that niggins, fuck. Negative. Man, I don't, I'm a, I'm a, man. Put, naked.

Man, you got, it's a store around here. Yo, that's she saying you one time. Let me just feel it one time. I go get the car. bro hold on bro that shit some real shit that she saved me in college one time going to the stove to get some condoms fucking with this one ratchet chick at school i didn't have no condoms i was like no i got to get them i went to go get him because i knew she was ratchet i went to go get him my home boy went and like slit me you know what i'm saying he went in there we did

this motherfucking princeton offense back door went and fuck he didn't use no rubber burnt that nigger oh that's all she did wow Oh, that shit. Yeah, well, it could have been me, though. I ain't want to go that week. That's one of the scariest stories I ever heard. I said, that meant, you mean. I could have been made.

I said, I'm burning all you. You had did everything and got her ready to buck, and all it took was for your homeboy to come upstairs and be like, shit, I fuck. Right. So that let me know. She was not the one. Look at God. I said, girl a bro. Look at God.

Why am I leaking? The nigga be, hey, you know what be fucked up when you started leaking and it ain't your fault, but you can't get no pussy because another bitch will fuck you up. Hey, when have you been leaking and it's your fault? You're like, you know what? I shouldn't have jacked off with that guy. Hey, man, I haven't been cock blocked by everything on the fucking on earth, nigga. I got, I didn't get some pussy because she didn't like the way I told the dog to get off me.

She had a big, you ever like this, it was a big-ass dog. You ever know, like a, it's just a dog. a big-ass Labrador retriever-looking-ass dog that was mixed with some other shit and he had been licking his balls loud like and he jumped up on me and I'm like, make it the fuck off me! She was like, you ain't had to talk to him like that?

I was like, he was licking his dick and shit. He got dicks slough? He, ugh, whatever. You just, I was like, oh, man. Women love their dogs. Dogs or some motherfuckers. Yeah, I love my dog. With the shit, I ain't gonna let him lick his balls.

Is that shit sideways or is that shit like straight? The phone sideway, but the comments are straight up and down. But I'm saying, like, it's the video side. They're going to have to turn their phone, man. Fuck down. Oh, hold on. Yeah. It might work.

Maybe y'all ever notice a lot of fine-ass women that got dogs and no children? Wow. That pussy bad. Damn. Mm-hmm. Anytime a chick over 30-something. Don't bitch should be taking care of them dogs, though. Taking care of them, dog.

Be having them on the plane and shit. What? Like, bitch, what is wrong with you? They lonely, man. Yeah. It's okay, though. I mean, you know, when you get, when you have some. kids and then you see what a dog

really is in the position in the family they'll stop saying that my my dogs are my kids right it's a whole different thing and buying the dog shirts and shit we won't buy a nigga no goddamn belt yeah that was too personal we can't rhyme with you on that

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Milo, he's just not being itself today. like he's walking around i'm like what wrong with him take him to the doctor no he got to go to the vet bitch you're talking about a dog get the fuck off my phone don't you talk about kori like that they had regular names don't you talk about jasmine especially them little bitty dogs man oh every stripper in atlanta got a dog man what you can't be no stripper in allana had every dog what the fuck we talk about i don't know some striven to speak with pit bulls So this podcast was created with the intent of bridging the community together,

black, white, Hispanic, North African, South African, Irish. Shout out to my niggas in North Korea that want to listen to the show, but it's not loud. And Russia. Much love to my Russian niggas who just look at this shit and just laugh because black people funny. Grashti, grata. Russian people. Much love to all my South Africans and shit. And, you know, play this shit in the village, man.

Shout out to Jamaica. Y'all nick's been in Jamaica? Yeah. I don't know why when you said Jamaica, I just was like, shout out the guava juice. Yeah. Yo, you get that, what was that shit? Nah, it's like a, it's supposed to be like a Viagra type of shit, but it's like a jellyfish type of shit.

Y'all seen that, you know what I'm talking about? That shit is weird. It's called con. I'm already confused on what everything had jelly and fish. You know what season it is? Conk. While we talking about. Oh, yeah.

It's, uh, start fucking with. Untied them season. Who? Why? Yeah, it's untying them season. It's summertime. Hey, bro, this is the time of the summer where you started fucking with them young aunties. I don't know, bro.

I don't know. They're about 33. Young aunties? They're 33. Somers ain't the same. Like Mario said, they 33. Oh, that ain't bad. Shit, that's right in my wheelhouse.

If you fucking with a chick and she don't hit you with it, well, shit, I got my nephew in them over there. See? Yeah. It's that time. I don't know why y'all, why y'all trying to break the trends, but that's just what time. I heard Auntie, I was thinking about the type of woman

that sprayed vanilla air freshen or over boo-boo. And you'd be like, hold on, bitch. That's just smell like shit, son. Now, that's some shit. You're fucking with them chicks over 37. Yeah, that's my old bitch. They're like a 43. That damn pooperee.

Now, this shit is ridiculous. How I got an unstank before I know how it's making me? I don't know. I got to unstank myself. This is ridiculous. I like old school people who have just a big box of matches in the barrel. And fan. See, these apartments don't come with fans.

No. Man, them hood holds smoke of black and mind why they shit. Yeah. We put a box up over them. Right. Hey, you were speaking about these apartments, man. Fuck these apartments in Georgia for not having no goddamn light switches and light fixtures that work.

Oh, my God. You got to buy a lamp. Turn the motherfucker sideways to find the sideways plug for the light to come on in the room. Yeah, fuck these Georgia-ass apartment. I don't know where y'all live. You know, like when you're, you know what I'm saying? I've seen that before, too. Yeah.

It got to be an upside down. You get like one switch that worked with the light. The rest of them, bitch, is just, like, fuck the lights in them. They make a lot of dining rooms with no light in them anyways. A lot of room, living room. That's a good living apart. You got to get some lamps or some shit. It's like, bitch.

We just talking about. Old nigger radio. Why the motherfuckers still using these goddamn porcelain pots? Hey, let me tell you something. A goddamn ceiling fan need more than three speeds. What if I wanted to be guy kind of hot? I walked around Home Depot for two motherfucking hours. Ain't nobody try to help me fan shit.

I'm going to tell you something. You need a dead boat on this baby dough. Now, before you start talking about dead boat, when you're going to bring me my circular soap? Now, James, I told you, now, the next time I need two ties on the front of my car. Now, I bring your money later on now. The last time I let you borrow my hacksaw,

you gave it to me and my blade was bent on up. You want me to put the dead boat on now? The hacksaw blade was dull as hell. You want me to put the dead boat on now. You need a deadbolt on this baby door. It's all kind of niggas running right. God damn, who's screwdrivers you're going to use? You ain't gave me a shit back yet.

That's exactly what I was talking about. Who got the extra bag? to my handless drill. Every time I talk to this is, my cordless drill. You got to jump in there. See that what I'm talking about. I want my extra battery to my cordless drill. Carl, I'm going to get your shit.

Carl. I'm going to get your shit. Carl. Is you going to fix it lock on my screen door or not? I'm going to fix it. My screen dough and got them broke for 13 days. You're talking about everything before we came up here to talk about. Now, is we going weed eat or not?

Well, hell, I ain't even bring my scar. Is we going weed eat or not? Now, you say y'all want to get into some weed eating. I'm fixing the dough. I'm not to go in the dough. Y' got to go in the dough. Y'all know I break out when it's getting hot. Well, thank you.

Well, thank you. What, thank you. God damn. I stopped fucking with James long time ago. I would cut Ms. Linda Yard. She would give me $40 every week. James went over there and lowballed me, now he cut the yard for $30. $30.

$4.00. You fucking. You fucking Linda. $4. I don't give her. You don't cut grass. That goddamn good. She tried to give me $10 to cut that damn yard.

She giving you fucking her. You ain't fucking her. You ain't fucking her. You ain't fucking her. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, He's going to eat the booty. Well, and that's my goddamn bitch. Hey, you know what?

It ain't no more because she's going to tell it. Well, she's going to. Linda going to tell it. I know one thing. All I know is one thing. When you do see Linda, just tell her I want my toolbox out from that shit. Oh, ho ho ho. What you're going to do now?

I told you that girl told me she said that you had licked her booty. She said it. I know she said it. Well, damn it, he could get the toolbox, but I bet you the tools won't be in that motherfucker. How about that? Now, I tell you what? How about that, motherfucker? Motherfucker.

Anywhere I pay a water bill at, that's my shit Why all old niggas like oatmeal cookies All old niggas like oatmeal cookies They love oatmeal raisin Not even the oatmeal raising They're just like old mill The hard ones All old niggas got a fish tank

You know what old nigger favorite cookies Them old lemon cookies Bring me some of them lemon cookies Oh their cookie with that frosted on the top of what it is Bring your grandpa one of them snickoodles Bring one of them gingerbread No shortbread The little pecans

Let me get one of lawned Dunes. One of them sandis. Bring me two of them sanders. The M-U-R-R-A-Y one. The murder. To all. Hey, let me give me shout-out. Yeah, you did.

Shout out to all the old-school niggas who know how to make hamburgers real good. Oh, that's not like a good hand. Then they call them hamburgers. They don't take the ground beef no more and put the onions in there, the bread and the egg. Every old niggas swear they can cook real good. All they can. A old nigga will be trying to tell you about shit, he ain't even pronouncing it right.

She can I make the good shit. I make the best biscuit you ever had. God damn it right. I put some water that's not. Nice sauce on that bitch. You can't nobody that's making no biscuits better than me. You don't even measure the sauce.

When the hurricane came through here, I made two canolas on that grill. Nigger made a canole on the grill. Oh, the grill. Shout out to all you young niggas who got old nigger mania-rism. You put your hands on your hips like your auntie. A nigger was raised by all their aunties.

Hey, if you're the type of nigger that would record yourself smoking hookah, I want you to find a brick wall that looks similar. Similar to this. And run your motherfucking head straight through that thing. Go ahead. You tell you what you're trying to do. I want you to try to eat that mother.

What I want you to do is anybody who smoke, who could take self as anything else, I want you to try to squeeze through what of these cracks as hard as you can. Shout out to the niggins who just walk around with a tip. In his mouth. Waiting to say, hey man, you might have hit the hook?

You might have hit that? Hey, these niggas, the new bitches now, man. They walk around looking to hit a hook. Damn, you just tight. of the whole show, ain't you? Hey, don't make me talk. These niggas are the new visions. I had to unfollow a nigger because of the hookah situation.

I see that checks mix kicked in. I heard the nigga hating on me, and he didn't even know I heard him. Man. He on the phone, this bitch, was like, you fuck with Carlos, this nigga gonna say. Man, that nigga ain't even that cute. Oh, man, he was hating and gay. Lo shit the fuck. He was a gay.

That nigga was gating. How did that thing going to gate? I ain't going to gate on you. That thing ain't any cute for real. That nigga said that nigga ain't even cute. He kept hating. He didn't know I was listening. She was on the phone with the nix.

I don't care if you listening to not. What made him say you not that cute? Man, the nigger was hating on me because he was trying to fuck him. But the gay came out. He was trying to fuck him a little bit. And the niggins said, you should have breast charge. And then he sucked this TV. That was what it's called.

No, this is what he did, Mario, the nigger said. The niggins said He didn't even like, you only want to fuck that nigga because he on wilder. Hilarious! Then he said, that's when he hated. Bitch, I'm about to be on TV. I'm about to.

Boy, you got to tell us who this is. We get off here, I'm about to say stage. But look, you should have, she should have asked him. No, don't tell me what that is. Just make sure I stay the fuck away from around these things. Hey, somebody that's about to be on TV. Hey, the next nigga I see you on TV, I ain't fucking with it. No, don't say that because my nigga Mario on TV.

It wasn't Mario. It wasn't Mario. I know what me. I love pussy so much. Actually, these are really little pieces of pussy them just eating. That's why I ain't shared none of them, Chauley. But yeah, you on TV?

Sunday, man. Sunday, man. Come on to Central, man. Come on somebody. 85 South, baby. Look at God. Amen, hey, you are so wonderful. Tell us about it.

Hey, man, listen, man. A whole childsport might be listening. They ain't listening. All right. We're listening. Hey, Chouseport are definitely watching. I'll say something. We brought child support.

Did y'all two niggas, you in D.C. We did a whole episode about being good father. They were like, man, them niggie trying to get their shit together. Look, now did three episodes, they sent him a letter. They were like, all right. One thing about you scared of it, that's going to be the fucked up part about it. Take care of your kids. It's fucked that.

He told me a hard story. She said her baby daddy put his self on child support. I was like, this nigga is getting a shit. That pussy out of the chain. See, that bitch, that bitch, is tricking with them kids. That was the world. That pussy got bubble gum in it. Uh-uh.

Hey, you ever said something to it, bitch, and you took it back right as you said. And me and my baby, mama, all right, I'm like, bitch, put me on. Hey, man, look, we took on the $2.000. Hey, no, not, that's true. I started thinking, nah, I don't want these cruders in my business anymore. You know how I keep him paying child support? What that?

Nud on faces. Y'all boys is out here. Hey, man, I'm lost. You know how dumb you feel when you get to swallow a pregnant? Like, this bitch is swallowing. She wanted to eat this. She wanted to eat this baby. She wanted to eat this baby.

I couldn't do it in her favor. Oh, man, you're going to tell us about the next level or no. I mean, you are the next. That shit took over nothing in faces. No, yeah, well, not about that. Bro, by this time, if you ain't, if you're a woman and you ain't never had your face and nothing at all, don't worry why your skin fucked up. Matter of fact, this show is for women I hear that have had their face busted on

and still continue to have radiant skin. There you go. That's what it calls me. So Sunday, what time, Mario? Sunday, man, 11 o'clock, man, Comedy Central, make sure everybody. We tuned in, man. Tune in, man, my comedy brothers, man, all of us on this panel, man, a fucking wonderful DCM flash shot to all them niggas, man, chico.

This man, it's our time. Clayton English is... Atlanta's been doing a lot of hot shit, man. Music, film, comedy. We're here, man, Comedy Central, man. Speaking of Atlanta, doing a hot shit, this show, the FX show, Atlanta just got nominated for fucking something. Like six Emmys or some shit, right?

Oh, it got an Emmy. Can you say Emmy? Can you say any of an Emmy? No. Nomination, whatever. Oh, shit. Shit, they received it, mother. Oh, check this out.

We gotta speak it. My man James Davis knew show is out killing it. Oh, man. Killing it. Hey. I like, look. Okay, I'm gonna say this. That shit y'all did with the national anthem.

Oh, that shit's fucking hilarious. Yeah. And the shit dope. And the shit dope. And you know why I'm so proud to see this shit. Man, but you know what? The thing about it is, man, like I said, everybody working. That niggins.

And it's dope to see y'all niggas. The story that is just like, he was on while and out. Right. He was like, he stopped, started working with Chelsea lately. And he just was so, you know, stay working on his shit in between everything that was going on, kept keeping that shit tight. I was like, bro, you got it. Because he's been working on the shit.

And then I remember when he had like, like, the concept and he was about to get the shit going into the meetings and it was just like cool just to be there for every little phase and see that shit build from an idea that's what i'm saying to a show that's what i'm saying you know into it being a great show to people killing it i know like i've seen a lot of the footage that that's going to be coming out on the show and man if they love in the first shit they're going to love the rest of he got some dope dope shit coming so bixen he didn't hit him with the hardest shit no the craziest shit ain't even came yet that national the uncle shit was dope.

Yeah, they was, that was a dope-ass. See, and that's what I'm saying, man. We're young. I'm on next week, too. Me and Beaumont and Jones and Amanda Seals and a couple more people, man. Make sure y'all keep on that. I snagged me a couple episodes out of there.

So double big salute to James David. Right on. Just looking out. Oh, Kevin Hart, L-O-L-L-N network is launching in August. This is all good news because, you know, Your man's Carlos Miller is going to be premiering on the LOL network to launch premiere with the Kevin Hart, but see, because this, let me speak to him for just a second

because, no, I got to tell him, because Kevin Hart, see, what he did was he reached out to a young nigga and he said, Carlos, I got some work for you. I want to make a half hour stand up comedy special. And I said, Kevin Hart, out of all the niggas to fuck with. I'm one of the coldest,

baddest motherfuckers to fuck with. Put me on how much you're paying. He told me how much he was paying. I said, Kevin Hart, you're too motherfucking kind. It's a nice motherfucker, Kevin. This is a good motherfucking person. Nick Cannon could learn a lot from a nigger

like Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart write checks so motherfucking good. I was scared to take that. motherfucker to the bank. Oh, a Kevin Hart checker can't change your mother funny, Mario. Them goddamn Kevin Hart checks. Pippa!

Ooh, shit. Hey, look, it looked like you got more hair since you've been on this. Nick, Kevin Hard came through it to check for a half hour. Well, you were to roll. That check was so good. I almost sold him the other half hour.

Kevin Hard used a motherfucker. White people giving Kevin so much money he didn't start giving it to niggas. Oh, Kevin, you're a legend. You're better than all the motherfuckers. I'm telling you. I don't give a fuck who the greatest. Kevin Hart's the best to me, that day.

He'll beat Joe Lewis's ass. Ain't none of them other niggas wrote me no check like Kevin Hart. Come on. Say that then. Guess who the greatest? Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Shout out to Ronnie Jordan, man. He's got one. He beat Joe Lewis's ass. He beat Joe Lewis's ass. He beat Kevin Hard. Whoop Joe Lewis ass.

I was there. Kevin Hart, one of the greatest motherfuckers ever to say something funny. Man, let me tell you something. Fucking amazing. Twice I shot Comedy Central with him in one year. So, blessed to that shit. That nigger than fed your whole family at least. Two motherfucking times.

That's what I'm talking about. When you fuck with Kevin Hart, you're going to be all right. Look at this. Dos is checkalitos. Dos is checkalitos. That nigga paying chocolate check. That shit is so close to being accurate. I ain't even going to try to.

I thought it was close. No, it's... Those Chequis. Those Chequis. Those Cheques. I know every... Those are checklist. I think that wouldn't...

That's a say two of the checks. Yeah, some shit like that. Oh, what else? I was on TV tonight. Talk to him. How about that, nigga? Oh, I saw you on the boss with a running joy. Yeah, me and Ronnie Joyne.

What week is this on? This week two or three. This is the second week we did, man. Okay, so catch us up for the first week. Give us a rundown or what's going on. The season run recap. Oh, okay. So you got the boozee.

leg out yet? Yeah, it's out right now on on your Instagram? Yeah, you're seeing it. You know, I film myself on the TV. The niggas put up 39, 303 million clips. All my, every time I'm on TV, I put that bitch on my gram. Nigel, please continue to do that.

You know what I'm saying? Got to get the DMs together. If you don't love you, who else will? Man, shit, my mom. Fuck, that's it. But check it. Yeah, we'd be talking about shit that nobody really give a fuck about, but they kind of do, though.

Kind of like this show. Yeah, yeah. But the shit that we're talking about so interesting. It ain't shit, but it's the shit, though. It's so informative to not be that informative. You know what we aim to do? We really aim to talk about shit that you would want to talk about if you was at home by yourself

and wanted to talk shit with somebody. Yeah, it's like a conversation with people who you really fuck. Somebody watching this saying, damn, I said that shit yourself. This show is for people right here who talk all the time and nobody really give a fuck, but we're going to say what the fuck you think about that. C.C. Thug says this podcast is for bitches

whose sons act like their boyfriends. This is exactly who. We make this podcast What about the bitches who'd be dressing They're sounding like the boy For the show So check it Catch us up

Yeah, we I did We did the show today And I got to talk about A whole bunch of different shit I got to shoot my shot at Cardi B Did you hit though?

Yeah Not yet It happened tonight I mean I don't know I'll hit her I'm just saying She might be asleep

Did you do Do you Sal all I can send up all the car line I sent a pen And a shot nah That bitch should be saying nothing I don't care These is red body

These bloody shoes. I love Cardi B, bro. I love Cardi B, bro. Because it don't matter how successful she'd get her grandma still be fucked up. Right. And you know, I remember what she started. I'm in her comment section, correcting the grandma putting hearts bad.

I remember when she started. That's what's funny, though. You remember when she first got on the ground, like Twitter and shit? I do remember. Like, one of my old school favorite Cardi B videos is when she was like, people be like, what do you do?

Is you a celebrity? Is you a dancer or something? I'd be like, no. I'm a ho. I was like, I'm a ho. You remember. I'm a ho. I'm a ho.

That shit, man. My dick got hard on the motherfucker. I said, bitch, you are mine. Listen, y'all tell me when you... Hey, can I be all the way real and just... Go ahead. You know, I like to drop nuclear knowledge when I drop that shit, son. Hey, I'm gonna just go on and say some shit that the average nigger ain't gonna tell him, bro.

Like, uh, ladies, like, if you're a hoot and you honest about it, the app, like, just be upfront about your... I don't know about all that, but I'm just saying... Look at all the holes is white that now. Look. Instead of trying to hide your hoism, just be all the way of your hoism. Just be all way of you. You don't have to openly just say you a hole Let niggas know you about their life

Cam Newton got a hole Joe Johnson got a hole Tristan Thompson got a hole Like niggins gonna get a hole I think maybe what we're doing I'm not advocating like saving holes But if you're the type of nigger That will save a hole

I'm not judging you This is a judge free zone If you save hos I know some niggas who are going to be legendary I ain't talking to the nigs though I'm talking to the hos right now I would say if you're out here hoeing Let nicks know you hoeing

But you can still win Like the hose is wife I think what we're doing is labeling and then looking at it as it. I don't label nobody as a whole. No, no. It's not my business to determine you. We call it hoeing.

And it ain't hoeing. What is it? It's letting me. I'll tell a woman like this. There's no fucking way that you don't think that I want to fuck your fine... Hashtag you had your whole whistle. Right.

If you were fine that woman, I suppose I want to fuck you. Okay? How the fuck you think I don't want to want to be able to you? Okay. Let this pussy... But you're not entitled to that pussy. Right. But I don't want to call it hoeing because in that case,

what am I doing? You know where a hoon. You know where a hoon. Hoan really is. We got to redefine where a hoeing is the individual. It's like the, you know, it's an individual expression. You're just creatively expressing yourself, I think. You know why Ho's is holled because you can't watch dick out.

Like, you can watch pussy off real easily. I don't think you can watch pussy off. You ever get like. Because pussy is more of a spirit. But it ain't inside your body. It's all in your mind. You can watch that shit off a hundred times. But in your mind, you know you was wrong and you still smell pussy.

I'm just talking about germ-wise. Hey, Sammy Sosa need his motherfucking ass. Neapolitan ice cream. That's hilarious. Man, I just caught on. Oh, my God, what I'm fucking. Is that Brooklyn in the vampire? Van Farmer in Brooklyn?

That's what happened when you fuck with your mom and she, like, boy, I'm going to beat the black off your ass. That niggas look like black china in the middle. Bro, you're not going to disrespect black china on this pocket. She'll fuck around to be owning this. She's an American hero. You're not going to come on here and slash shame. Black people appreciate your blackness, goddam. Me and Mario were talking about that, man.

I said, I like the fact what she's doing to Rob, for one, like, being black. We were just talking about it. Yeah. But as a man, I'm like, man, he'll keep getting over on us. So I'm confused, gender or race? Wow. So what you think I need to go with?

Always race. Time period. Yeah, Rod, that would a fuck your fat ass get. No, but this is what we're not going to do, though. It's time period. It's a time. This is one thing that you got to learn we're fucking with them Kardashian. You don't never think that they lost

You don't never think So they got a big plan Nigger, them lawyers that they're gonna get gonna be so nasty Man, they probably Hey, he already got OJ lawyer, nigga Yeah, he got OJ. O'J. O'Loyer, Robert Rob Shapiro

Is it tax season? Is it tax season? That nigga Rob from the repo that bitch ass Is it tax season, man? Because everybody, I'm looking at the shit Everybody got a goddamn tag man He's for the motherfuckus He's for the repo that bitch titties

Yeah, that's what I'm saying That's what I was just going through Like he, niggas just Oh, they got them titties and ass. He was like, get my ass back. Get my ass back. Come on. No, you tell that bitch, you get my ass.

No, it was more than that, bitch. I remember how much that turned up. That's my ass. I won't ever ask back. You didn't keep that pussy. Take that ass off. It was more than that, bitch. That's only $2,000 worth of titties.

You owe me $6,000 worth of pussy a pussy's niggas spent a hundred bans. And got her pussy smaller. You seen that? He did. He got the pussy shrunk? Yeah, he got her pussy rejuvenated smaller. It shrunk down.

So he could fit his dants. I wouldn't even do that. You bitch is cheap. I wouldn't do it. I ain't even know you can get your pussy small. Yeah. Yeah. Don't, I want some natural.

It's a cold game. She got, she got lipo or whatever. Lipo. Nah, lipo when it's on the... No, that's where they take the fat out of the pussy. Alright, let me stop. You know what? The more y'all are saying is the more of my stomach turns to think.

This is some dumb and shit. Oh, stop doing that because you married on camera, nigger. No, I'm not. Married nigg tried to do one camera and shit. Outside, he would have to talk, man. No, I'm just blame. When you can remake your pussy, now this shit's getting out of hand.

You can remit the pussy, man. We're going rebuild that pussy. We going rebuild that pussy. One at a time. We're going to rebuild the pussy. Because we want that pussy back right, baby. Yeah. We go lay some.

dry wall and remodel that push. Take your time. That pussy done got big is about big like a crib got to take out some of this room. Watch out now, pastor. This pussy right here doesn't got too big. What you gonna do?

You've been fucking round in neighborhood And you had to kid Let me tell him something I said, baby I smell rubbers on your brows You've been fucking Or you've been sucking Somebody

That pussy, I'm going to rebuild, rebuild, rebuild. Oh, wall, all wall, oh, wall. You need a levy. It's supposed to like they did over there. I'm going to rebuild, rebuild, baby. Let me pull out my tape measure. I'm going to rebuild that pussy. I'm going, yes, I am, watch what I do.

I want to rebuild. Yes, I will. Can I talk to him? Yes, again. All right. I'm going to, I'm going to take out this change. Let me build it up. Let me build it up.

Let me build it up. Oh, yes, Lord. And I'll take it up. Let me build it up. I can build it up. My pleasure. Rebuild. Rebuild.

Pusset, yeah, yes, the hand. Yes, we did. Yes, I am. Push that man. Push that puffy. Yes, I can. Yes, I am. I repeal.

Yes, I will. Yes, I will. Yes, I can. Purset up my hair. I set the door. Drop that on the bill. Drop that. It's wide open.

Drop that pushy. Yes, I will. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Drop that's a wood. Drop, bad. Put pussy. Drop everywhere.

Tearing now. Everywhere. Be able. Yes, I will. Yes, I can. I should. Re-tailed. Like a sandwich.

Push-and-to-me. Like a sandwich. A-later. A-lid-a-sand-a-a-l sandwich. A-ha-l-like a sandwich. Red Timber Tee! A like a sandwich. A black sandwich.

A lot of sandwich. A black sandwich. A plus that looking. A lot of sandwich. Yes. A person looking. Woo. A black sandwich.

A black sandwich. A black hair. Yes, I can. Yes, I have one. Yes, I will. Yes, I did. Read Merrill. 85 South show, man.

We rebuild pusses over here, man. Put a new alternator on this twist. Can you fix that for me? I'm sorry. Mario, what you're going to do to it? I'm going to put a new alternate on this. I'm going to read, be a dead put a new shift kid in that ass, baby. It smell like you need a new carburetor.

I'm going to put some gaskets on the ass. A head gasket. She didn't blow a head gasket. She didn't blow a head gasket. Oh, wow. Get a bad. New tithes, hood caps, antennas. See here

Put a no transmission I'm gonna fuck around And pour some Pepsi on the battery You try to push a Get the acid open that That puts the battery dead, man Pusa needle all change with my dipstick Hey welcome back to the 85 South

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10% off right now. Go do it. For real shit though. Like every episode, we always do something that involves, you know, like the female anatomy, and I don't want nobody to think that we don't appreciate these women for who they really are.

I love y'all. Yeah, we've been playing this game. I had the pussy for, how long? We all 30-some years old is up here, right? Too long. See, they don't have no panel of four-thirty-year-old niggas telling you that the game don't change. We've been chasing pussy since we was.

Broughton spent most of my life chasing pussy. Half of my life. At least half. I'm talking about the time. Over half. Like the more. Before I started fucking, I wanted to fuck, so I've been chasing.

Think of how many things you then did in hopes of getting some pussy. Like, if I do this, I'll become a better person. But just think how selfish it is for you to come out of a pussy. You had to wait 14 years to get another one. Get back in there. Oh, that's some bullshit. That's why we are out here rebuilding pussy. I rebuild that pussy.

We should have devotion. That's what they do at church. They bring that song back. We should have devotional with it. You got to bring that song. I got my deacons in here, too. Come on in here. Listen.

We don't want nobody to be shy now. This is y'all time. Come on up if you need your pussy. Rebuilt. Hey. Now, me and Carlos and Thailand and we didn't raise a little money. We didn't raise a little money. Yeah, we did.

And we got a couple of mechanics locally that donated some sponsors, some pieces, and some parts. See, I know Pastor Miller came to speak a word. I'm going to speak one. But that's some. That song, that song just did some of my spirit. Speak to him. And if I could get Brother Tyler to come back with the organ. And if I didn't Reverend Miller to lead us in the song one more time.

Because there's somebody in here right now. Right now. Rebuilt it. Right now. They need the pussy rebuilt it, but they're scared to come to the pool. Now before we bring that back, brother, I want to let you know that downhill in the 85 South Show. We completely rebuild pussies. We don't refurbish them.

We don't replace them. We rebuild them from the ground up. Because we even got the funk version. Tim the two, man. Said I want to rebuild. Rebuild it. Some of that pussy, baby. I got a drop of neutral.

I want to, I need to, I need to rebuild. Yeah, I don't, I got a drop one, I got to drop one. Rebuild that bitch. I want to, I want to, you need to let me just, whoo, rebuild that pussy. Let me rebuild that pussy. Hey, rebuild that pussy. Can a nigga rebuild? I said, listen, if I can rebuild that pussy one time, my guarantee is going to ride.

Rotate that ass. Tell me why I change the oil Drip a stick-ass-ass guy You a dirty motherfucker about Kick it to the car wash Clean you a motherfucker You're so sexy in your clothes But let me put some brand new rim

I said I want to rebuild that wassy And just some of that was it Let me rebuild that pussy I'll just some of that You don't need a new one You just need an alternator or you might need generator. I can build.

Put the pussy in the refrigerator. Then put it in the freezing and thaw it out later. Rebill that pussy. That's what I want to do. Somebody take over the organ of government. Let me get some of that pussy. I'm going to give you. I said,

I said, won't, won't, won't, won't, won't, won't, won't. Don't, won't. Drop it. Drop it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come here, brother. Hey, I open up your hood. Bitch, do it, rather. Be it, do it like you should.

Big, come get up on this wood. Plastic, paper, hit the pussy. See you later. Your man, a hater. And I am an elevator because I hit that button, go to the top floor. Got yo girl, and she is a whore. She's not a bore. She wants more.

I said, yeah, and she said, Let me rebuild that pussy. Let me rebuild that pussy. Just some of that pussy. Let me rebuild that pussy. Just some of that foot. Let me get a lump because they're going to take some of that pussy home. Yeah, I said it, let me read.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, keep that, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, keep it going. Let me go on. Keep that shit. We just want you to pass here and miss your test, baby. That's all. Yeah, yeah. For all the chicks.

It's for everybody. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, real that pussy. Yeah. I want to try to help you. Make that shit real funky, man. Bring me one more of them in that, man. You don't even want no help, but you can't even help yourself.

Come and take some of this damn money. We tell jokes, but bitch it ain't funny. Hey, I'm trying to help your ass. Tell me. Let me. Help me. Help you. Bye.

Right. Right. Right. Right. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you. I was going to read the pussy so clean. I'm ribbed the pussy drive me.

I put the petal to the metal. I got the girl. She from the ghetto. We want to. We take you. We take you. We want her. We take you.

We take you. And rebuild. And rebuild. And rebuild. And bring back to me. I said, I do it. Never seen a butt-cloth pussy rebelled. Motherfucker, no, cause your man get killed.

We come from the dirty 70 readbill. Transmission is asses in the me scales. You have seen a pussy is so clean. Drive it to the floor. Their pussy is so mean. What? I got me a girl. I get in between.

I leave the fish dirty, but she never clean. Why we take out the pussy, they pussy, they pussy get up. What happened? Bok, bach, bach, bach, bach, bach, kill the pussy. Shoot the boosy! Need the pussy!

Need the pussy! Free the pussy! Shoot the pussy! Shoot the pussy! Shoot the pussy! Shoot the pussy! Turn the pussy! Shot the pussy!

Rebuild the pussy! Blow up the pussy! Put down the potpon the pussy, blow up the pussy. Blow up the pussy! Rock you launch the pussy bus ride Road boy

toss grenade on the pussy. No one wants to taste the bad man thing there. Man thing there. Hell, we rebuild the pussy one man. The pussy rebuild. Put firewood from the pussy. Pussy destroyed. Put liquid fire.

Put chocolate. All the way from your side of your own. Chalka. You should have played this. Rebilled. Them motherfuckold. Yeah, somebody was horrible with that. Whoever about that didn't should play that.

All right. Okay. Okay. Now welcome back to the 85 South Soul. Let me get you up. In case you didn't know what's going on. See, we've been chilling in the building with the children and we're telling about the pussage that we have in rebuilding.

Now, first of all, we was talking about movies and then we started talking about Instagram and girls were big booters, and then we started talking about cooches, and that's when the shit got weird, and then we started doing a song about a pussy and they're being rebuilt, and then they got crazy, and everybody started feeling it, and then the way we was doing,

and we really started killing it, and that's just a little bit catch-up on the show, and this is for everybody who really didn't even know. Okay, now we're back. We're back. He got to get my boy the dope is freestyling comedian on the block. You know that. And it's like, brother, when we do it, it's so organic.

And we just give him the feeling. Brother, it's automatic. Give him the feeling. You know what I mean? It's straight at it, man. I mean, it's a lot. I tell everybody. I tell everybody.

It's a lovely. That shit with garbage. That was like I was saying. It's like we were saying. We just create the magic and we just let it happen naturally. Like every time, I tell every block I run to, I say, Look, bro, I have a brother, a brother in Atlanta, it's Carlos, Colis, Carlos Medved. And we're like, everybody's seen Ron Lana.

Of course. Cheerio. Much no man, it's straight. Oh, it's much more than that. You know, it's much more. I tell them everything, but I know, they know you from MTV, but I'm telling, I say, bro, if you have to hear them in, not only destroys, destroys me. But it's so much more.

Murder states, murder states, bro. Made a state of comedian, murder stage, bro. Every show. But it's not even just the stand-up comedy that is good at, yeah. Then, bro, then, brother, has a stupid, stupid, stupid, crazy podcast. But if you listen to him. The podcast for the people that wrote their own hand cigarettes. But I mean, the podcast, yeah.

The podcast is really for major wankers, yeah? It's got to be. It's for fucking assholes, yeah? You're taking the piss, yeah? Podcasts for people that wrote their own faggots. It's the podcast. Shitio. No, the podcast here, yeah?

The podcast is for bloody blacks, yeah? Yeah, yeah. It's mostly for blacks, yeah. I mean, everyone's welcome, buddy. It's mostly for blacks, yeah? Not a secret. Now, when I say a black, I don't mean a blog or like a black. No, no, no, no.

They know you, but now, killers. No, man. There's no racism involved, yeah. Come on, man, come on. Look at us, look at us. Look at us. Racism, come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. No, man. Because if you pay attention, it's the same thing I did to Kodak Black last week. Bro. Don't Kodak Black me, bro.

Breff. Brough. They're going to try, breath, because you're like. Bro, it's a condescending, really. How's your name, Kodak Black? Yeah? Yeah. And you don't like the black?

Straight. Hey. You should change your name to Kodak something else. Kodak in a lighter shade, maybe. Kodak bleed. Kodak brown, yeah? Chudak lay skinned it. There's plenty of other things.

He could have been instead of black, yeah? But he's black. This is real. This is the 85 South show, yeah? Fuck it. Hey. But it's more than that. It's more than that.

It's not just the show. I know. It's on the YouTube. I own a room other day. The SoundCloud only has like $500 left. Oh my God. I heard the same thing. They're on a budget of like $10 a day for the next 50 days.

Yeah. How does it happen? So I don't know. Like maybe people aren't downloading. I mean, is it that much garbage, bro? I mean, I tell you how it happened. I mean, if I click the here future, I don't run it. and they had Sheridan afterwards, yeah?

Yeah. I'm not, I don't know who suggests this song after, but I don't like the next one. I like the one I picked. They need better people in the office, bro. They need better people picking. Bro, listen. I don't know. What's the fuck? I had a fucking turkey ham sandwich the other day.

Bro, turkey. Is it turkey or is it ham? Like, they tried to make the ham version of turkey. It's just not the same. It was weird. sandwich. He's a turkey. Sometimes I show up and I'm like, take your pennies off, yeah? Yeah.

She's like, I'm not gonna fuck you. I'm like, it's more than that. It's more than that. I'm here to rebuild the pussy. I mean, first of all, I mean, you, I'm like, you rebuild that pussy, yeah? It's not... Did you see a... Let me stop, man.

People gonna hate me shortly after this. They're gonna love you. That's perfect. Yeah. McGregor, Conner, he's Conner McGregor, yeah. He's gonna fight the blog Floyd Money Mayweather, yeah? He and everyone in America was in a tiff because he said dance for me, boy. Look at him, dancing monkeys.

He called him dancing monkeys, yeah. Look him up here to school back, can't even read. But if you think about it, yeah, it all makes perfect sense because if you think about monkeys in dancing, the planet are the apes moves. is coming out, yeah? Yeah. And there's this little monkey blog on there. And this little bloke, he's wearing a little jacket like Deeray from Black Lives Matter.

Yeah. But whoopi Gopold. From the view, Whoopi Gopold comes out and totally trashes D.Rae and's like, it's not about your Black Lives movement, yeah? Yeah. But no one respects Whoopi because Whoopi has had more black co-ed. boxing her in a path, Calvin Klein boxer shorts, yeah? Yeah, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. Whoopi Goldberg loves the white cock anyway. Right. I don't give a fuck. She's never going to see my view. Yeah, it's more than that. Fucking ass.

Whoopi Goldberg loves to show up with the white cock to save today and say, you are wrong, yeah? Yeah. So I think we should all say on our view, fucking moly. Fuck whoopie, yeah. Fuck whoopi, we know the monkey joke. You fucking monkey.

Fuck your mother, you fuck fucking monkey, yeah. Fuck who fucking monkey, yeah. You're talking about the dancing monkey in the rocky? Fucking whoopi go crazy. Did you know her fucking name's Karen? Yeah. Fucking whoopee. What's the whoopee?

Your name is fucking. You're gonna make whoopi. Fuck, yeah. But it's more than that. You fucking do. It's more than that. Chittio. Hey, man, we're going to fuck up all our political.

Oh, man. But you understand we ain't going to be able to do shit. All we're going to have is 85 South, and that's all right. You're fucking up here with a sweatsuit on. Because we have got the income up or nothing. We could be like, nigga, we could probably live off this. Y'all got more money than SoundCloud. But, I mean, we really don't.

We got our shit on SoundCloud. We got $10 a day for 50 days. I know y'all got that. As a comedian, though, we were really bringing it up because we own SoundCloud. So go watch our shit on SoundCloud too. But you can't watch that shit. And watch my special Sunday. Do a SoundCloud.

This Sunday. Go fund me. SoundCloud. I need to go fund me. Let me see. Who is this? My nigga Esteban said this podcast is for niggas who consistently buy $3 worth of gas. Yeah.

Shout out to Nav Green. Follow him on Snapchat. You gonna see my boy. My boy stay on E. OVZ 89 said this podcast is for niggas who work at Sonic Bischore with the McDonald's Sweet T. They better not do me dogs like that. Talk to him, Neff.

You ain't going to son it with our shit, bitch. Shiff leader on his ass. Hey, Landon Lovaris says, this podcast is for women that got to use both arms to cover up their tithes when you walk in. Uh-uh, get out of here. Get on out of here. Shut out of the Lander.

Unless you got them little arms with big titters, though. Oh, my niggum, my niggie, homie. This is this podcast is for niggas who used that girl tights for wave cap. Oh, no, I don't know about that shit. That's some old-school shit. Yeah, some old-school shit. But he said stockings.

That nigga said, tight. Yeah, he said leg. And they said workout pan. That they're gonna cut the leg of a workout pan. That niggas went like a pussy. He was a young old. He got a rebuilt. He ain't know what to use, but he used something.

Mario. He told the daddy. He was feeling the wage. That nigger's got a bag. His goddamn head. The wade's gonna be tight. He talked to dad in jail. The dad and said, man, all you're gonna do

is cut one of your old lady legs, right? They said, now I've been quiet. That nigga took his drug test early, man. No, now have quiet. quiet today because he gave blood earlier. Okay, Nav quiet today because he took

an AIDS test. He didn't give blood. Oh, and the motherfucker was right. It was correct. I didn't get true with the positive negative. It was correct. The motherfucker was correct.

Oh, shit. The mother, how was your age test? I passed the most. All you need to know, I passed the bitch. Hey, a nigga, a C is passing. We said a lot of these. This shit right here.

Y'all wanna some seat dick out of here. What if you had a grade? You're watching a real grade. But hold up. We've been saying a lot of shit on here. But I want people who've been watching this to know that this podcast is for women who poop and moan while they sleep. They poop first and then they moan.

Ah! That's why we record this podcast. I'm waking the bitch up. You been to say, excuse me. That's that Woverhouse selling. You ain't been to far to my bed, bitch. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Huh? You fought it. That's that petty, man. That's a bitch that cooked bologna. That's when a bitch is keep snacks. Yeah, man. Checks me. I'm glad y'all know who this podcast is. Man, this podcast is for people who think Floyd may rather will really going to really going to whip this man ass.

He got to. Mario, listen, he got to whoop that man's ass, bro. That nigga showed up with a soup monkey. Did he show up with a soup that's there? Fuck you in the pinstrike. And you didn't see Floyd throwing money on his ass. No, what is it? Hey, Floyd.

And he had the two-chain plane. Pull it up. Let me see it. Wow. Shout out the Floyd Mayweather. I know y'all saw my boy Black Yonster. Shout out the two chains, too. My boy Black Yonster, yonster, y'all saw that?

Oh, with the Jesus shit. I got to turn this shit off my phone room, okay? Yeah. I think mine pretty much. You see Black Yonster? Go to that page. Oh, when he got damn. Did the Tupac shit?

The Tupac shit. Yeah. Shout out the Black Youngster, man. He called a lot of hell for that. He crucified himself. Yeah. He might be trying to change this. He's trying to make a video.

for a video that he did. Yeah, he might be trying to change himself. Yeah, he crucified himself, then he did some black power shit. And then I saw, like, I think it was like one more visual that he dropped it. Right. I don't know. Black Yawks, if you listen to the nigger music, you know, nothing he do should really shock you. Right.

That's the one thing. We look at the wrong people. So what you think about Amber Rose and 21. Shit, what you mean? What we think about? 21, 21, 21. I mean, we don't think about them. We always celebrate black shit like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We always glad to see. I'll tell you by Amber Rose, she got some real good pussy, because Because every nigga she fuck with, wife her up. All of them. And then talk all this shit. Man, 21, not changed his whole life around. That nigga, she didn't smash the savage out of that.

She fucked the nigga, so I didn't know the nigga was smart. The nigga talked. The nigga actually got, got some decent shit that he's in, man. Breaking news, I just heard he went to north side and got the tattoo. Shut the fuck up. Matter of fact, he grafted some whole skin. He got a whole new foyer. Now is the perfect time for us to shout out women who got their pussy that

push it at a change of life. Shout out to y'all. You never had some pussy? You never had that? I have, but I don't need no more of it. I'm going to tell you what you're going to speak from that shit. Pussy so good, you go home and tell your girl, look, this bitch can fuck. He needs to follow her on the last three years, bitch.

It ain't going to work. You got to step it up. Oh, God, that's great. He said I almost left my family. That's great. I'm going to tell you why that pussy's so good, man. She got blonde hair and black hair on the pussy. This shit's like a two-tone.

Mario, I never thought about that shit. You can't dodge that shit? How could you? It's like a white girl in the black girl. There's two bitches. Man, you better get out of here. That's two bitches and one. Right.

She's straight. That pussy changed a nigga life. It's some shit out here like that. Yeah, it's a pussy out of that. I love him. Have y'all noticed that all the women that ain't got cheated on happily married than a motherfucker? Come on, somebody.

Yeah. Come on. Not saying that black man cheated nothing, but, you know, that's just, that's the rumor. That's the rumor. That's the rumor that's, out. What's that? Floyd throwing that money on his

ass. Oh, they're trying to... Oh, that he ain't cat. Oh, no. So check this. Don't say a million cat. It was a hundred million. They tried to, they tried to say that Floyd ain't pay his taxes, which I wouldn't even repeat no shit like that. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, I don't pay my shit. He said, I salute that shit.

I salute the Floyd Money, Mayweather. If he need 85 South Show for anything, we're there. Matter of fact, Floyd, come to the show and they don't know you don't give a fuck. See, you fucking, let me do it. Let me do it. You're fucking up. Don't fuck.

Quit touching shit. You quit touching you. Quit touching shit. Floyd, don't bring your ass up here, man. Fly her south down. Don't you bring your ass up here? This shit ain't worth you to make. Nicaru, if you want to do the interview, you better than this shit.

You better than this shit. We'll meet you somewhere. Don't bring your ass up here. That was an example of quick touching shit. Right, quick touching shit. Quit touching shit. Quit touching shit. and get your ass, sit down.

Hey, man, for those of you who follow me and those of you who don't, quit touching shit is the hashtag and will always be the hashtag. That is the simplest way to solve some of your problem. Keep your motherfucking hands off shit. When you go in the store and you want to fucking shop

and you know that you're looking for one thing, don't touch shit. You get to Walmart and touching shit, your basket, fool it in the motherfucker. Yeah. Don't touch shit. Ooh, what's that? I wonder what this taste like.

I want to try to get your, put that shit that. Quit touching shit. Don't touch shit unless it's hot They need to have that shit come on the intercom I'm at the store You know who else be touching shit like More than your kids White people

Your girl Yeah Your girl get to touch it on shit And act like I don't know what's wrong with it It just broke No the fuck it didn't Stop touching shit

You broke it Don't shit just break They don't even make shit Like that that's breakable no When the last time you bought some shit And was worried about it breaking You know what When I picked it up it was like this

No the fuck it was No it would You've been touching you. You've been touching shit. You shit breaking me. Why the fuck the back ain't on the remote, bitch? That's all I want to ask. Yo.

All you got to do is press three buds to turn to whatever channel. I was just making sure there with some batteries in there. Bitch, there's been batteries in there. The motherfucking were working. Why you can't work? Hey, bidscher that remote don't work got that good pussy, though. Like if they only got one battery in there. Tyler, when she had to pick it up and slap it like this.

That pussy, I'm saying. That slapped the back remote? That puts on fire and she got four locks on her, though. I'm gonna tell you what pussy real good. Well, she got to go upstairs and get the batteries out of her room and switch her on. Yeah, that's what you talking about?

That's that old shit. What's you talking about? What's you talking about? That's the type of bitch that wash up outside of the tub. Man, what you said. Standing up naked. Standing up naked,

washing outside of the tub. Shots out to all the bitches is still wash up a little bit. In the sink. Wow. A little sink butt. Just a wash up. Yeah, she's going to sink.

Much love to all the ladies that pee real hard. Pee so hard that he flushed the toilet by his. High pressure carbonated pussy That bitch got that pressure wash What the fuck you be thinking about like I live a real land life I don't make up nothing

Nothing nothing Bidches ain't pissing that loud Okay check this out A bitch doesn't clean Lowe's toilet on the inside With that pressure wash and pussy Man And Lose a nasty knee still fucking I know if it's your pussy come out

at 50 PSI Papa Tile Yeah bro This bitch peece peeve so loud I thought she was pouring water in the toilet. I was like, bitch, what is you doing? I'm pazing. I want a bitch who still bays.

Bitches don't bays no more. I'll take a bitch who would just cock the leg up on the toilet and hit that pussy. Wash outside of the tub. Just hit it. Wash outside the tub. I want a woman that still make grits, good grits. Cheese grits?

What you're talking about? I'm going to fuck this. Some bitch is don't bore the grits. It's the right goddamn consistency. They'll still be thick a little bit. I want the right grits. Tyler, there's cheese grits. I want a bit.

What's you talking about? I want to check that beat of aggravated assault charge. Right. Right. I want to check the jacket off of both hands every time. I love that shit. Love them type of bitch. Wow.

Niggins said, mm. I want a bitch. Hold on. She's jacking in with two big. That's amazing. That bitch is too amazing, honey. It's a lot of shit out there that we do. That is.

Much love to all the pretty bits with big-ass feet. That would be, yeah, yeah. Shots out the old-ass-ass-out. Shouts out to all the women with a big-ass and little titties, but you still get the recognition. Then bitch is be having big feet, uh, big feet, no. I said, bitch, you're going to disrespect me, who shoes there? Mine.

Oh, bitch. You got some SB dunks in this. And then they, yeah, then they won't, then they want some KDs. Yeah, bitch, why are you buying basketball shoes? I had to say, bitch, let me bar these. Let me get them to the bronze. Much love to all my friends. Much love to all my friends.

niggas who counted $500 and $20s and then when you counted it again it wasn't before $400. Then you counted it again. It was $620. You're scared to see that too much. Then you count the shit again. It was goddamn $5.40. And the last time you counted it was $17. You don't know where that other team came.

You just left it. Bro, one time me and Chad was up count some money. Bro, it was, bro, we had counted. I ain't going to say how much we counted because we didn't say how much we counted because we're going to swear we flexed. But it was the last little stack of money, bro. It was the last little stack of 20s. I counted this shit about three times, bro. This nigga counted that shit another three times.

Then we got another motherfucker to count it that came up with a whole other guy. You remember that? I'm like, bro, we must be hiding a motherfucker. Y'all need a money counter, bro. Bro. We put, look, we had put all the other money up. It was just the landluck.

Chad, in my bullshit, the land little stack of 20, this shit just wasn't. Bro, you think I'm bullshit and I counted the shit three times my motherfucking self. Chad counted the shit three times. Nigger, we got another motherfucker to count it. They counted it, came up with a whole

another goddamn number. I was like, bro, I don't put the weed up. These two are sticking. We were like, nigga, put this shit back in the bag. We'll count this shit in the morning. Nigger, at this rate, about the time we counted in the morning, this is going to be a whole other 9,000 right here.

This is fucking crazy, man. All right, let's go and get the fuck out of here. We got to go make sure our families and shit still. say, is there anything y'all want to say because we get the fuck out of here? My baby mama swear, I'm lying. I'm telling the bitch I'm doing this podcast. Bro, you got to go live and let her know that

you're with us right now. Breaking news for all the female 85 South Show fans, Beyonce had two boys. The twins are two boys. It was two boys? Yeah, it just came out. I got excited. You know, I'm on Bossop, nigga. I keep, I got that. Nah, it's two boys. No, it's a real.

Hey, shout out to everybody at Bossip, though. Well, nah, she put two, she put, okay, she got emoji. She got Jay-Z herself. She got Blue Ivy and Tula Boys, the emoji so that let you know. Oh, that's dope. Hey, shout out to the whole BOSIP staff though, man. For your BOSIP, I fuck with them. Oh, yeah, yeah. They fuck

with 85 South too. I know, man. There's some cool-ass people over there. Cool-ass people. You know, young black creatives over there that's really pushing this shit forward. And they gave me a job. If you don't know what BASIP is, check out B-S-U-S-I-B-W-S-I-P. BASIP, the website, B-O-S-S-I-P. And nigger, bossop on Wii TV every Thursday.

And if you keep checking it out, we're going to keep standing on that motherfucker. They're going to extend the Knick. And you know, we built our whole audience on niggas who cable got cut off. So your shit off, but you still on your phone. Be looking out for the links, man. Tyler, you on Twitter, too, right? Yeah, at Tyler Chronicles. Go on Wii TV's website and they got everything.

They got deleted scenes and everything. They're really fucking with the show and the move. but you go on Instagram and Twitter, Tyler Chronicles, Cougar Catcher 21 on Black Planet, because that's where all the old hoes at. Word. That's it. Mario, promo, plug, plug.

Mario Torrey, man. And if you ain't got cable this Sunday, make sure you go to a Publix or something somewhere, take your goddamn tablet. This shit was so fast. We might just chop this up for the next five months. And just sprinkle this shit. You ain't got cable.

Go to J.J. Jay's Fish watch that shit Comedy Central man This Sunday man Big shit Produced by Kevin Hart Man second shit

Taping man Next level shit man We're on the rise Man Hey let's get it Let's get it baby Now Mario Torrey too

Oh do that Hey if y'all watch Lifetime Y'all can catch me And uh This niggas Hey you look like A reenactman-ass

Digger You look like an ain't shit ass daddy That beat his little dog And shit Told don't I say this good shit Mario I say this shit

I'm thinking What the fuck that safe. Y'all catch me on Lifetime. I'm like, these niggas don't watch Lifetime. Yeah, and y'all watch Lifetime. I'm going to be in a murder to kill, too. A murder to kill.

Yeah. I watch that shit, though. I watch that shit a murder to kill. That's what you've been up to, niggins shoot Lifetime movie? Yeah. Now, you're filming the movie right now, though? Oh, yeah.

Hey, this nigga's so crazy, man. But make sure you follow me on Instagram at Nav Green, N-A-V-G-R-E-N-E and be a blessing You ain't gonna say the movie, honey? Oh, it's called the court. Come on, man. It's Duke Williams. Rip-yo City.

Duke Williams here, a football player. He's trying to get into the entertainment film. That's a nigga that was fucking a Porsche, ain't it? From the real house. Don't get me the line on the guy. Yeah, I thought it was caught. He had an old lady on set, so I don't know about all that time. Now, this is like two seasons ago.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. Quit touching shit. See, here you go. Oh, speaking of which, hey, shout out the Lou Will, man.

We went and checked out the New Wheel basketball camp. Ludacris King. Oh, yeah, that's dope. The Gonzalez Twins was out there. It was just dope, man. The kids are real smart these days. I was, man, I ain't mean to cut you off. No, you're good.

What I was saying is I know I'm gonna make it. Y'all niggas dropping all these goddamn game. I got a nigga. I got a partner on Lifetime, man. Damn, I want to get me a shit. Man, I'm gonna have to do it for the culture, man. I'm gonna have to go. on here, get me a sitcom.

Well, I'm gonna get, this was gonna have to, I'm gonna probably get a sitcom about me and my white wife raising my, my black-ass kids and her two white-ass kids. It's gonna be something ghetto, but it's gonna be something magnificent. I'm watching that shit. All right. I mean, that sounds like

that'd be a good pallet, wouldn't. The house gonna be looking like Sammy Sosa all over that, motherfucker. No, it's gonna be in a decent neighborhood, but it's still gonna be hood, though. Gotta keep it hood. You have a box yet. Yeah, not even a box. It's gonna be a old.

Benz. I told you it's a nice neighborhood. Ah. The 71. Nick, I have a C-300 with the D-Ele-A. Oh, yeah, I said 91 or something like that. No, if you ain't got no trampoline in the back yard, I'm going to start fucking with you. Brother, the trampoline right next to the pool. Okay.

And the pool is under the tree house. Turn up big money? You can jump in the pool out of the tree house. I got some cookies. You know who came up with that little idea? Who that? My little stepdaughter Karen. She's smart.

They dad and them white. Dude, they talk back to you, though, Lose? They don't because they don't understand. We don't understand us yet. Oh, okay. Damn. You're right. The whole show is about us getting to know what you have with family.

They don't understand us yet. They just live with us. Bro. So, Loz, like, when you tell them to do some shit. I introduced them to boneless chicken win. Oh, shit. So, Loz, if you tell them to do some shit, like how they react, they just do it? Bro, it's not about me telling them to do shit.

This house is in their mama name. I'm not trying to run these kids, bro. What the fuck do I mean? Why the fuck do I need this? The whole premise of the show is why I need to raise my back raising these white kids and they're going to grow up with white privilege. Oh, man. Everything I tell them just going to be a fucking lie anyway.

Look, now we already like four episodes into the first season. I got y'all niggas interested. Well, what the little girl like? She's going to be a white dude watching this right now that's writing all this shit up for Kevin Hart. This is so fucking good. Keep going. I'm going to see if I can get Kevin to do it. So this is the Science Fair episode.

Okay. to think that it's going to be about Karen, but it's actually Rahim who's in the same. Yeah, with a few opportunities, man. These ghetto kids are killing it at this prep school. What Karen steal the project from Rahim. Right. And pose that herself.

That's when everybody at the school found out that they kind of sort of related, but not really because their mom and dad are fucking around with each other. See, the whole premise of the show is an ex-college athlete that fucked his knee up, but he was fucking his white chick in college, but she had got married to the white dude

who was a quarterback who was addicted to pills and then after college he never made it past hell bro when do this shit come on I'm looking at shit I'm introducing y'all niggins to this shit on the lonely that shit got to come on star

so I can get y'all involved with the project I don't want shit cut out this shit went from a podcast to a pitch now that I know that real niggas is interested in the concept I just want to be the janitor at the school bruh the nigga is the nigga was like he was close niggas are all-American

number one running back for Nebraska. It's got had to be Nebraska, Ohio State. Somewhere that is believable, that niggas got like white women. Out of a whole Minnesota, something like that. Yeah, I just don't think it'll work in LSU. I just think we need to go midwest with this. Nigel, Minnesota.

Minnesota. He was a golden gopher. All right, fuck it. Cut it off because they're going to steal out of a hoax. Cut it out. Cut it. Cut it. No, but I'm telling you, though, we need to do that shit.

I ain't saying. I'm gonna do this shit copywritten right now I did already we own this It's a white man they got it's gonna have Joe He's gonna mail the shit back to us So then we're doing it's copywritten Yeah Joe yeah Joe said he got too much shit

You think I'm just some shit that I'm talking Joe gonna go When Joe get home tomorrow and get the smoking ashes Roaches out the ashtra He'll be like Yo that shit you said man We gotta fucking do that That'd be fucking great man

I'm like we gotta do it We gotta find a white bitch Who gonna play caring mom I don't even want to know the bitch name because I'm not interested in. I want to see how this is the most dynamic character in the movie though in the series is her father. You know why? Because how does his character develop? No, because he used because he a white man at the pinnacle of his life and he's starting to see the world different through these little mixed and white children.

Oh, so the children, I thought it was black. No, see, that's what I'm saying. She got some of her kids. He got some of his kids. Then they got their kids. You know how it's real ghetto. It's like two of your kids, two of my kids, then two of our kids. Oh, shit.

It's like a Brady bunch. Right. Hey, I'm gonna go. But it's more like the Bradley bunch. You know, that's a different shade of colors. I'm fucking with y'all, but I'm a dip. Look, Tyler, look. I'm out.

Look, Tyler, if the thought of a blended family scares you, Tyler. I'm scared of this shit. One last question. Go ahead. Are you the antagonist against the ex-husband? What's the role of you? Like, how is you in the husband's relationship? I feel like this.

I'm going to take the Tyler Perry approach. Oh, shit. And I want to be the best friend to the main character. Right. What I bring to the story is I'm telling the story, and I'm seeing it as I can bring in the loose ends. I can tie the story all up. Oh, that makes sense.

you know what I'm saying because I get to give you that perspective boy I'm in the family but I'm still out the family at the same time too so you and him sit down y'all talk right because he we've been partners for the longest he's been the athlete yeah he's been the athlete I always been the nigger than I am you know what I'm saying just scheming and flipping and flopping and doing fucking you know doing my shit did he feel some type of way that you backdo him no it wasn't never a backdoor situation because he was never involved he was never involved nobody got back door but he was married to her now you live no not that not well see that's a whole another plot all right quit touching you quit touch you we out 85 so we out this bitch this

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