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If they got a UFO, niggins show me a UFO.
If a nigger say he's an alien nigga pull up, then, niggas, stop being a bitch.
Stop saying shit like that because they're going to actually pull up on your ad one day.
Ain't no such thing.
I'm saying, nobody's going to pull up then, you don't believe in?
I don't believe in shit.
I'm just saying, what if?
Ain't no UFO, nigga.
Ain't no what if.
It is what if.
So you're saying this is a green thing right here with some big-ass eyes that's...
Ain't nobody said nothing like that.
I'm just saying it's a possibility.
So you're talking about E.T.
motherfuckolding talking about three fingers.
I can do that shit, niggins.
So you said I'm an alien?
Who said they had three fingers?
How do aliens have alien babies?
Let's ask one shit.
Ain't no alien pussy.
Hey, space gun.
Man, you all, man.
Hey, man.
Oh, shit.
Hey, man.
What the hell going on, man?
What the hell are you mean?
Come on, man.
That mess up, man.
That's spaceism.
Man.
That's spaceism.
That's spaceism.
That's spaceism.
That's spaceism.
man. That's straight-suit.
Yo, man.
You put in the wetline,
saw?
E.
Yeah.
Oh, hell, yeah.
You know, I dabble
on the west side.
I dabbled a lot.
I told you,
niggas been staying around here.
I mean, I've been dabbling.
Yeah, definitely to dabble.
And then you saw what I'm stuck with the Gucci on?
Oh, yeah, man.
You know what I had to go,
you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Real sign.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, I mean.
You know what I mean?
You know, I think, probably don't
remember that shit.
You know what I'm not.
Yeah, you know what I mean, yo, prochet.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, hey, you have, yeah.
You're fucking with it like that.
Huh?
What you've been doing in the Ato?
Man, I'm trying to get some of that BBA butt meat.
Boy, like, hey, man, Atlanta got it going on.
Boy, like, out of the air, by the way.
All right, got that air.
You know what I mean?
So out of all the planets, man, you know,
I wanted to partake some festivities.
What better play than Atlanta?
That's crazy.
Alamo.
How long have you been out of you?
How long you been around, round, round.
You'd be like, all together a day.
How long your head been big?
That all, your motherfucker grew a little bit, like, like,
how old you got your jaw been sucked in?
My jaw?
How long, see what I'm saying?
Do y'all guys, y'all guys get me on here and climb me,
ha'all?
That ain't me.
Because y' y'all earth niggas,
ain't the smoothest in the universe, guys.
He's David, that I and fuck out of all.
Yeah, man.
Where?
You're back, where you're from?
You don't.
But y' y'all, niggling a little hell down here.
What?
Y'all, they're gonna'all.
Y'all work with, man.
Man, come on, boy.
Erholt, what?
Where are your home?
Where is it over, y'all?
God, I don't get no earth, man.
As soon as I do.
The word is gonna spread, hole.
Y'all.
Y'all ain't gonna be right back in the bathroom with that lotion.
No, you got a little motion.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I have to fight them all.
What are the hell looking like?
I mean, it just depends, man.
What part of the galaxy is?
Some of the hole got three cheat, four cheats,
two vood holes, no boothole.
No boot hole.
No boothole.
Two boothole.
No booed ho.
What about a hole?
No puttohole, though.
What about the hoax?
No buttoe.
No booty hole.
Yeah.
Man, what's the strangest you just seen around here?
Oh, Earth?
Yeah.
Boy, this shit, the fascination you all got
with push shit of y'all at.
Like, I ain't.
Oh, like, what's up with that, man?
Like, don't nobody else in no universe do no shit like that.
I seen the white boy put a jerville in his head.
I said, hold on.
Hey, man.
Why, great.
That shit to get the law, I think he's for me putting the devil in our universe.
He said he put the devil in the shit like that.
Put the animal patio.
No, man.
That's the earth shit, though.
We don't do no shit like that in space, man.
It's a lot of structure in space.
No, I ain't going to say that.
But at the same time, it's like zero tolerance for a lot of shit.
Like, you can't just go around putting shit back down, man.
What about stealing like UFOs and shit?
You can't steal a lot of stuff.
Oh yeah, come on, boy, that's how I got mine.
I got a spray cat, nigga, puked that bit for me.
A little white.
Right.
Young Ellie, yeah.
Little white.
Yeah, white.
So we y'all be seeing like shooting stars and shit.
That's just young nigger doing burnouts and shit.
Yeah, the little bit of burnouts and shit.
That's what they're doing.
Yeah, yeah.
You're doing a burnout, doughnut, shit.
So what you said, you're like,
yeah, like, yeah, like,
like, okay, I'm like, okay, I was, I'm guilty.
I'm guilty of that too.
Like the deductions and shit, that's how I thought,
bro.
We were playing this shit.
You know how you get a cat and put it in a little thigh
and you shake it up instead of cat?
Yeah.
That's what we were doing, man.
What y'all be doing with them?
Like, when y'all do get some motherfuckers up there,
what y'all be doing to?
Just scare the fuck eye.
I'm scared the fuck out.
Then drop them off the door.
Ain't nobody going to leave them.
Just watch them on earth go crazy.
Whole life fucked up.
A whole, dude, dude, try to fly there.
Nobody leaves there.
We just laughing at them.
say and watching the whole time.
Then we'll fuck with him.
Slide by a house.
You know what I mean?
No, ain't nobody going to believe so.
You know what I mean?
We were wrong for that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, we were wrong with them.
Don't everybody wrong with him.
Ain't nobody going to believe.
Ain't anybody going to believe.
I seen him.
I seen him again.
You ain't seen that.
Hey, what did you been eating since you got down here?
But ur chicken.
Her chicken.
Her chicken.
Erich.
Irwin.
You're all flat, motherfuck.
Living people.
Lillum pepper, y'all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and a, hey, and, uh, honey barbecue.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That all the places, man, Atlanta, man.
Yeah.
This is it.
All right, yeah, where y'all was, just smoking like, motherfucker, where ya?
Man, we got to get hired enough to believe I get him here trying.
Yeah, well, okay, how about me, this shit?
I can't believe this shit.
shit. Because I heard you have been around the city, but I hadn't got to run into you.
Oh, yeah, man. I'd be, I'd be in there. That's not this motherfucker man. You know what I mean? One Earth day. What are they? What? How old is it? Like a thousand years, you know what I mean?
How old are you? I was like, what, like 20 sell in on?
Yeah. So you still, you're still fairly white young nigga too, though?
No, hell, no. Well, that's going to sell a billion years.
Can't say?
Yeah, no.
But I'm saying, in 80 years, like in the galaxy, that's still young.
I mean, yeah, you can say that.
You can kind of say that I get mature.
I say mature, you know what I mean?
Because a lot of old d'I did nothing.
Shit I did, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, those d'n't be straight boo or shit.
Not me, though, you know what I make a shit shape.
Oh.
Like if we was trying to go where you from, how would we get there?
Okay, first off, you're going to have to say, fuck Earth.
You know what I mean?
You're going to have to denounce the planet.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Come what you go
where you go to
come back?
You can't come in.
How'd have you?
I'm an alien,
I ain't coming and go
y'all can't,
dude.
I take y'all,
I take y'all,
you know,
y'all come back.
Everybody y'all know
gone dead and
all the hell.
Y'all ain't going
going to recognize
these folks, man.
Oh, for real.
Yeah.
It's like that long.
Yeah,
like we go to the other side
you can't come back
but everybody on the planet
but you ain't going to know
who-hoo.
It's a whole other
Yeah, y'all
that probably ain't going to be black
no more,
but everybody
he'll hurry everybody's gonna get.
Gonna hell out.
Where the black aliens is at?
Huh?
Where the black ones at?
Some of the big tall niggas?
Yeah.
With the big old dix and fucking out
everything in the face.
I'm just saying, man,
I know that everybody
don't want to know, man.
What a big tall,
five alien,
niggas go cut down and he's taking out.
I don't know what I was asking.
Okay.
I don't want to sit,
that.
That's no.
Oh, okay, okay,
my bad.
You're doing that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
All right.
Yeah, man.
Everyone will be here.
They're gonna be here.
I don't want them to do.
They're gonna be here to fuck everything.
Oh, no.
I'm not.
I'm not talking about.
I'm gonna find out for y'all.
You're gone.
You ain't hitting that?
You ain't hitting that since you got him?
Man, you know what, man?
No, man.
I got a little ur-head, but I ain't really like, you know what I mean?
He's not, I mean, I ain't hitting that.
You know what I ain't hitting that?
I ain't hit that for, you know what I mean?
Not for real.
No, hell, yeah, no.
Yeah.
Yeah. I ain't seen that word hitting, man.
Damn.
I ain't really see that as you tickle my fancy, man.
What you're like?
What you like? I like.
What you see at the big-ass eye?
Well, him's like, why?
I can see your brain right now, well.
Well, I can see my brain right now, well.
Yeah, better go get checked, but you had got high blood.
Look at that shit right now, man.
What is it?
All right now.
On left side?
A left eye?
Left eye?
He don't eat bacon
He'll eat bacon
Yeah, man
He'll eat bacon
He's not
He's shit
He's food or don't
Exactly
The same shit
Man, come on man
Make it make sense
Yeah, come on man
That shit word
That shit word man
But he's stupid and fuck
But yeah, what kind of bitch
I like
I like some shit
Like Oprah
Who?
Ophor
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Rich that bitch
You want to give a niquet
That was the type of shit
I'm on
Like, yeah.
Dead me, me, baby.
By the time you leave and come back, she's going to be here, you know.
That what I'm saying?
I'm going to hit her.
I'll hit her.
By the time I come back, grandkids are going to be grown.
Did they ever tell you not to come to Earth?
You know, they try to spook a knick off and shit.
You know what I mean?
They try to spook a nigga off shoulder.
The nigga of the Nigger.
Oh, you're a nigga?
Yeah, of course.
Hell yeah.
We all, niggas.
Are you black, nigga?
Nigger, everybody black.
Nick, what's you mean?
Space black, ain't it?
Spade black, right?
So, yeah, we're black.
Yeah, about the black.
You're right.
Except the other folks,
the Craig laid on y'all planet, took all your planet,
but that's on y'all.
Who? Huh?
Who?
Maybe, but, come on,
but I ain't been to get counts.
I ain't really get cows.
I ain't really getting cows.
Nigger, I ain't never started.
So they y'all lay and get cows.
You think they're going to let an alien walking around this?
Yeah, they didn't do this shit yet,
because they don't know nothing.
Where?
Where, where, where?
Hey, well, hey, well, hey,
you're going to play one.
Imagine that.
Now, I thought you're about to phone with that?
What, don't?
They just told that.
That ain't the same folk no more.
Oh, what?
Yeah, it's old.
The old nigga to die, they had all the holes.
He was.
He was.
He did?
He did.
He's gone.
This nigga what you be?
This is.
This is from Earth.
He ain't from Earth.
He ain't from the West Side.
We don't.
That is different.
That different.
Yeah.
My folk were from space, but they didn't made it so much with humans.
You feel me?
We didn't, that bloodline gone.
Oh, so that space?
That shit fake game.
Like, man, man, these niggas.
Man, you know, I don't know who those niggas was.
So, hey, none of them young niggins.
You don't remember none of them young niggins.
Man, I didn't see ya one.
Those nigger, you know, it's Greek.
I don't know what?
Those nigger were some suburb, niggas or some shit.
You know what I mean?
Man, they want to respect.
Man, hell, nah, come on, man.
Those nigger was spliced up and made.
You're creative player-in-a-nigger, man.
Come on, man.
That shit, wow.
That shit deep, man.
Who they say you look like?
Man, I had heard got down yon.
They said, Goddall, what the nigger name that played got down, Black, him, Chad, what, what?
That was a little old man?
Yeah, yeah, that nigga.
I had heard got down, what the football player hit all the hole?
Stefan.
Yeah, they said I look like this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He hit all the hole, yeah, they said I look like here.
Clifold.
Huh?
What you say?
You like Stephon.
Yeah, yeah.
They said, oh, they said, oh, I don't say, oh, I don't say, oh, I don't say,
Like I don't look like no, nigga, you're at me, she, I'm me.
But, you know, the whole, like, I can't, that who would they say?
You ever been to that planet that white people come from?
See, that's, see, all I'm saying.
See, see, how I'm trying to go there, and I'll tell you, like, leave that shit alone,
but.
Okay.
Leave that shit alone, boy.
Leave that shit alone.
Tell it, babe.
I know what the folk from, man.
Hey, okay, let me ask you this.
Why ain't no black, why we never seen no black scientists in an article?
Yeah.
They're there.
What, when?
Well, show me a picture of a black scientist in that article.
They ain't going to show you.
They ain't got nothing because ain't nothing out there.
Because ain't their home.
Listen, them folk craved their ship over there.
That's where they shit at.
They got down.
They came out, took all the world, and did their shit still over there.
But hey, don't say, I ain't told y'all name.
You know what I'm saying?
Straight up, boy.
He said, don't see, I said this.
Get talking about it.
Tell him I'm lying.
When have you ever seen a nigger in that.
doing anything, studying some shit.
I ain't talking about those
niggins out there skin and doing a niggie shit.
I'm talking about a nigga out there,
looking at the eye.
Yeah, what he doing?
Look at the eye.
I don't know if you could say this on camera,
but who else some aliens that's down here
that look like some regular-a- people?
Who the aliens?
Man, what you want me to say?
I just told me, brother.
Okay, okay.
You give me one.
The tall Nordic whites.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like dirt in the whiskey.
Oh, oh, you're talking about a person.
You want to be a name.
You want to be a name dropping, like, hey, yeah, the only guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all go get the nicked, fucking, nigger, where a little, fucking
the whole life of your shit?
Well, you were cold, what that, that's cold, what?
But I, but that was, for real.
Winby?
You knew it.
I knew it.
Like, shit out, man, y'all, we're the fucking.
Let me tell the folks playing y'all face.
Nigger, tall of hell, they call the nigger the alien.
In front of y'all, hide in plain sight, man.
They can't be that tall and athletic.
When the nigger be that tall, they be retarded.
Clung-in' the motherfucker.
Yeah, this n'n't even live that long when they be that tall, man.
The guy had died 26.
They can't live that long, man.
Damn.
Hell, I'm lying.
Them niggas, these n'n't have a big ad deep braces and shit.
That man ain't had a knee burying yet, man.
Come on, man.
That man, they ain't downhill, around him.
He's the only one.
He's the only one.
I mean, he's bold, but I don't think y'all are ready for that.
We ready.
Give us some more, man.
Come on, man.
Man, what y'all thought that man Elstein was, man?
Oh, okay.
So, what you know what, y'all thought that man was?
Hey.
Man, come on, man.
So, Elon Reglin.
So y'all got a nigga like, man, that man talked like AI.
That man talked like Czech GBT.
Go on somewhere now.
Come on, man.
Elsteen, right?
So let me tell you, every world leader in the world calling this man,
hey man, I need a pops of popcorn, how I pop the popcorn.
They call this nigga for everything, man.
Everything?
Oh, that's face.
Hey, man, I did.
This is nothing.
They're how crazy earth for you, right?
So this nigger, they're the smarter thing in the world, right?
Every world leader calls this nigga for advice.
He's telling them what to do.
Hey, man, don't where I call them, well-call them.
Hit that hole, don't hit this whole.
He just listening to everything, right?
But the niggas sent the email.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Come on, man, this man, this smart.
He's going to write down there, cry for me an email, man.
Oh, okay.
Hey, you're kind of smart.
Hey, I ain't, hey, man.
Look, man, let me start talking, man.
Or he likes God in that this motherfucker.
It's made God.
You know what the fuck you're talking about.
Spade got out of head.
He's trying to be in a straight-whackaburger, motherfucker.
Yeah, man.
Observe your shit, man.
What's y'all doing with the information?
What you mean?
All these observations and shit.
You know y'all been fucking riding around the galaxy, collect the information and shit.
I know about all that.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
What y'all doing with?
Come on y'all?
He's come on y'all.
Oh, yeah?
You know this shit?
I know this shit.
Okay, well, I'll tell you what we do with it.
Now the goddamn thing, we might not got damn been in man.
If y'all gonna blow y'all yourself the hell?
Hey man, cool with us, man.
Got down.
I came down here because I really care.
I fuck with y'all.
You know what I'm?
I rocked y'all.
I want to see y'all just fucking each other.
But if you kind of notice,
man, this shit getting weird, man.
I was sitting on earth watching a race war with no black people in it.
That shit crazy.
A race war with no black people in it.
This shit crazy.
So I'm just mad.
Y'all be mad.
Y'all just cheer, man.
Y'all kick.
It's ain't got that new job, man.
Y'all scared.
You scared because you ain't seen.
said in there.
Who?
Blake?
I'm trying to figure this guy.
What you mean?
They ain't gotta figure that!
He's been figured.
The equation already been out of you, man.
You mentioned the Epstein, and then I seen Michael Jackson in the Epstein file, but you got
Michael Jackson nose over there.
Hey, man.
No, I'm older than Michael Jackson.
Nick, Michael Jackson got my nose, nigger.
What's your head?
Come on, man.
That man caught my whole fun, straight, man.
Bob for a bar.
Come on, man.
You thought that man did you got...
I thought that man G got the melodies out.
Come on, man, I was shooting them shit to that man, man,
no space melodies.
It ain't no regular melody.
Come on, think about it.
Talk about it.
It ain't been a nigger since him being that famous on Earth.
It ain't.
Why?
I could, but I started sitting them sitting there.
I said to cover the future, guy.
I mean, I did say to Pluto because the name is shit, you know,
so I gave him a couple.
Are you following future?
How you did?
What you said?
Yeah, you know what I mean?
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Wait a minute, Sophia, did you just say he lost everything?
That's right, it's inheriting too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon.
This person writes, I just inherited a fortune after losing my mom,
and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with their hands out.
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Another vanished for four years and suddenly reappeared.
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What did you be plugged with on the future shit?
Huh?
What's your shit?
Oh, I like 30-6 nights.
My shit.
Was he really on 36-night?
50-knit night.
Oh, 50-C.
I said 36.
I'm talking about dope.
My bad.
I'm talking about space.
Take my favorite.
Yeah, 56.
Yeah.
All, this night.
Yo, this night.
You know what I mean?
Me and, bro, I got a hollible.
You know, I mean, you know,
call myself Pluto.
All right, cool, you know what I mean?
I called myself Kurt Wood,
but we ain't just, you know.
You from Pluto?
No, but that's in space, bro.
That's like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, see what I'm saying?
Come on, man.
Hey, Nick, they know they're talking about the Earth.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, come on, man.
They got out there called himself.
Idaho.
Come on, man.
That should be weird.
No, it's the most places.
Like Earth.
Some people live on there.
Yeah, hey, yeah, it's different.
Different, different.
Different, all quadrants of the university shit.
Yeah, they look different.
Some folks look kind of like y'all, you know what I mean.
Yeah, for real?
Hey, yeah, what?
So how come we look like this and you look like that?
Because, bro, I evolved, y'all, niggott.
Why do y'all evolve?
Y'all ain't going to need no help?
Yeah, I didn't evolve.
Y'all ain't going to need no help.
No, that shit, but.
You do you do that.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going.
I'm way, way, way, way ahead of y'all.
So what time, friend?
You were in there.
Oh, man.
See, so this is the time.
We're in space.
There's no time.
This is an earth shit.
Y'all aged because y'all...
That's what, listen.
If I take you out of space,
start aging, right now.
Stop, right.
Right, boom, stop.
So that's what I'm saying.
So if we leave Earth,
let's say, if I go to the other side
universe, come back,
it might be 300 years in the past.
Well, you ain't going to know nobody down here.
That's why I say you've got to announce it.
You're going to freak you.
You're going to fuck your little line up,
but you come out here.
Come out here, don't know nobody.
You can't even hit.
Then you might hit your grandkids or so shit.
So you know what's the air?
Right there's right.
So you ain't gonna want to be down here no more.
Like, well, I want to do that down there, bud.
I feel like that.
What's y'all eat up though?
What?
Oh shit, turkey, spade turkey, shit like that.
Just in spay, you know what I mean?
It's saying shit, bro.
For real.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we ain't got eat as much, you know what?
What that spray puts in on?
Oh, man, look, man, that shit.
Bus, what change your life, man.
I'll tell you that.
And then get what?
Up in space.
Ain't no such thing in monogamy.
Ain't no bit lock you down, man.
I'm in the universe, huh?
You're going to lock me down, bitch.
I'm going to hit that thing.
Go with that old, man.
Come on.
I didn't get me and lock you the way, ho.
And they don't even respect that.
Come on, man.
They see you and, hey, I want to mate with you.
Let me, bitch, I'm out of the, all this.
There's some earth shit.
Like, that why I ain't found that.
They want one nigger.
They want one.
They want you to have one more.
I don't get that.
How y'all do that?
How many kids you got in space?
How many kids you got?
A hundred is a hundred thousand and seven.
What wrong with that?
We're dead.
Y'all, a nigga, laughing, and shit.
Man, I ain't no dead meat, though.
I ain't no dead be, though.
You ain't got no money.
I bet I ain't no dead be, though.
You got a money.
Come on, man.
I ain't on ball, boy.
limited, boy.
Yeah.
Yeah, one iron ball called three planted.
Y'all ain't got,
y'all ain't got one iron ball,
y'all whole planet, man, cut it, man.
What iron ain't about three plants?
Three.
You can buy three planting with that shit.
Damn.
And you got what?
Y'all got not one on this bit, man.
Y'all got, broke a hell.
How y'all is dead?
Who y'all owe?
Face?
Hey, you tell about.
Yeah.
Y'all planting in debt.
Who y' y'all owe?
Come on, man.
Y'all folk cray.
Y'all go for anything, man.
Y'all dig a pay in rent.
condotes and shit.
This shit will be free.
This shit is free at hell.
Can you make a monkey pay for a banana?
Uh-uh.
Can you make a goddamn penguin pay for a fish?
No.
Man, y'all need crazy down here.
Now what?
I would have to be able to pay in rent.
All y'all got to do.
Everybody's wearing right guy, I say,
I ain't paying rent no more.
Where y'all stay at?
They're going to kick everybody out.
See y'all in?
Man, I got a ship boy.
I got a ship boy.
And I can go land this motherfucker.
wherever I want to.
You know what I mean?
It's like an RV.
You just be tied out there and you can park and just
sleep with what you do.
Yeah, man.
You're like, man, who want to be on one planet
forever?
See, me.
But forever?
Hitting the same kind of pussy.
Forever.
You came back, Nick?
That shit good.
No, nigga didn't want to say.
Because you ain't spend no other pussy.
Space pussy different.
You might go in there and then it got another hole
that smaller than a hole you went in.
Boy.
That whole got a wormhole in that pussy.
See what I'm saying?
Earth pussy.
You ain't had it, I'm telling you.
He had no urbussy.
I didn't have her head.
That ain't seen.
He ain't a herb pussy.
But I didn't see it.
That shouldn't change your life.
Listen, I didn't spread it.
I didn't study it.
I didn't eat it.
You'd hate it.
You didn't hate it.
Well, you're not supposed to be doing that.
Microw organisms in that shit, man.
You know how you look.
How I look, come on.
I tell me people.
I know I'm going to eat this pussy.
Who?
We is.
Oh, y'all is.
For sure.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all do this one out here.
Ain't that wrong with that.
He didn't have no squirrel.
He'll change their life.
Well, you cry.
I had a slimer, nigger.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, if we had one of them, ya, nigger, n'all, nigh.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Gooy, d'ooie, nigger, y'all.
And the nigger, hey, hey.
Yeah.
Hell, you talking about, hey.
You know, that nigger loiter show, y'all used to watch.
What a guy?
You never had one of them, man.
You never had one of them, man.
You never had one of them.
That ain't fit.
Not no green slime.
Well, he'll be green.
Not all, but he just depends on the species, man.
How you travel?
How you travel?
How you travel?
How you travel through the gallus in shit?
Man, yeah, probably.
Y'all ain't going to understand this shit, man.
What you mean?
Like, I can't explain it in a way that y'all will understand it.
Like, okay, he's like a roomish crew.
Right.
With all the elements on it.
Okay.
So when y'all think of traveling, y'all think are going far very fast.
Right.
Like, I want to go this many miles, but fast.
right?
Yeah.
Because I know he knows
you got them got them
cars and shit
so this nigga
be driving
and shit out of time,
right?
So that's how
y'all
think the trap.
We're on
travel like that.
So what we do
is we just
go through time
and space and
be there.
So we're not
traveling.
We just,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm going to go here.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
That's your whole house.
At the other whole house.
It's the whole house.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm saying?
How you want to play it?
Y'all just think,
I gotta drive this whole high.
Boy, I'd have been on the hill in there,
like that time you get over there,
I'm sleepy.
And you said you could do this shit
at the speed of thought?
Yeah, speed of thought.
Damn.
See, little lights going out and shit.
Told y'all keep playing, man.
I need to go ask me any questions and shit.
You said that.
He said that.
No, I got to know.
You can't just be walking around here
with all the info and don't tell no fucking about.
No, man.
All right.
I was just saying it's a price for doing that shit.
It's a price guy.
I don't think you're just going to be knowing a whole bunch of shit.
The folks ain't going to come see about your head.
Yeah.
The chairs on that black list you want to, boy.
I'm black.
I'm all right on it.
No, you ain't on that, motherfucker, boy.
Because you have wanted, boy, you have to be somewhere in the mental hospital.
Yeah.
They are always saying they can be crazy anyway.
We're sitting there talking to you.
We got to be crazy.
Got to be crazy.
They're crazy anyway.
Like y'all, like, black earth folk, y'all are crazy anyway.
That's why I fought with y'all.
I could do it with them.
I don't know.
White folks ain't fiend to talk to me, man.
Come on, man.
I just came down here y'all with y'all strip club.
They had a great time.
What are you from, space?
We had a great time, in the Majesty.
You went in there?
You got to go to the flame, man.
The flame?
I did, I heard they fooled better at the fling.
It did.
And then did, it is, yeah.
I'm five dollar dancing all night.
Five, though.
Five, don't.
$5.00.
Oh, $5.00.
What's how they close?
Hey, boy, good $5.00.
You're going to have three hump.
Keep you on the on night.
Oh, man.
That's what I like to hear, man.
Come on, Spade.
Yeah, man.
I like the duck hole.
I mean, not like that, but you know, like that.
Like, keep them, like, that's a duck with money.
And then, that's like you.
Damn, well, I just sound like, gentlemen.
You don't put it up.
Not like that.
Hey, what's here.
Not like that, man.
I heard you're about to do a, you're about to start your own
podcast. Oh man, well, well, now I don't know about no no podcast, but I might, man.
It's a thought, you know what I mean? I don't know. But I don't know if these folks
ready to hear what I'm telling them. Earth's both don't like the truth.
Tell their ass. Everybody, everybody else needs to know earth told the truth. Get what they
ass eh. Well.
Dad, what folks killed, y'all killed their ass.
All good, boy.
We didn't have shit to do with that.
At least you got some shit.
I thought I tell you, boy.
Tell a lot of your love, he tear your ass out of here.
That's what I'm saying?
J-O-N, you scared.
I see how you looking at that, you're scared.
You're scared.
You don't know what's going on right now.
He's scared of UFOs on a look.
Oh, he's a little bit about way.
He's killing a little about it.
So who was in the movie?
UFO.
When?
All them times they got caught out here.
You see them young men.
Man, a lot of time, right, that was them, man.
A lot of time, man, the white people, man.
I'm folding them back, engineers and shit, man, got some shit.
Hey, come on, man.
If we got all this technology, right.
If we didn't want y'all to see us, you thought y'all see us?
You hear now?
You know what I'm saying?
So you thought I'm on perfect, though.
I just walked down, hey, I'm gonna go with magic, man.
Fuck you.
I'm tired of hide.
Went to me.
I'm saying.
I'm tired of hide.
The other folks don't like, come on, man.
You're telling me these folks got the technology to do, travel.
We don't even know where these niggum from.
And they're going to just show themselves.
Oh, my bad.
On accident.
Let me fly next to an airplane and look inside that motherfucker.
Come on, man.
Really, man?
That shit do sound suspicious now that you miss.
Man, they lied to y'all, man.
So then my thought.
We're so small, but we coming down here
Keptnapping farmers and shit,
nigga grow corn.
Right.
So what's the designs and shit?
When y'all kidnap a nigga
and then put the designs in the farmland,
what's all that shit, me back?
Yeah.
But I don't know who the hell doing that shit,
but I don't know who the hell doing that, boy.
That might be some spiritual shit.
That might not ain't got nothing to do with us, but.
They always blame it on y'all.
So when they get kidnapped, there.
Some luck.
Come on, man.
You know what I'm saying.
We got to go all the way up there,
And then why did? Why is the grade?
Why is our way the grade doing shit?
They don't never show y'all the reptile.
They'll never show y'all the Nordic whites.
They don't show you all the squid people.
They just show us.
What you mean, squid people?
You know what I'm saying?
It's all the top.
Come on, man.
We're in the old world.
You said the Lauguittian.
Huh?
The Laiquity?
Who the hell?
You said.
That d'i guy is out.
He's old.
Laiquidia.
That d'all.
He's old diggian ligidia.
You said.
Who the head you said?
I said, reptilian.
A reptile.
Yeah, reptile, yeah,
do snake, nigga man.
That's who where y'all government, man.
That's the rip-tel.
The rep, tell.
Yeah, real-teer, slither and ass.
Shake-shifting there, man.
Okay.
Real snake.
Y'all just seeing them folks on TV, man.
You know, you can see the nigga aisle
where they bleak the other way and shit.
Come on, all y'all y' all.
Reption.
Ain't two of state shifting?
Who, hell, no.
I'm one-shake,
but I can't hide these big-ha-ha-ha-ha.
You think I've walked around with a big-ha-ha-ha-ha.
If I can ship this motherfucker.
I can't ship this motherfucker, right?
It'd be stuck.
I don't shake the shit, dog.
How long are you going to be around here?
Shit, really, man.
I'm going to be here.
I'm going to be here for a little minute, man.
I'm going to be back and four.
A couple thousand years.
Maybe, man.
Y'all laugh.
How'd be long gone before I decided to leave.
I want to see what this shit going to turn into, man.
I got to find out of watching the guy.
Race war without y'all, this shit's entertaining.
It's it.
I got to watch this shit.
See what happened.
Hey man, we have to wait.
Yeah, man.
Boy, this shit crazy.
Got the motherfuckin' him, man.
Look at this nigga, man.
Well, that's what I do?
I know.
It's that when we see that glad nigga, we pay attention.
Well, I can't be, buddy, because you can't pay attention to me.
Because, man, I'm everything in the whole need.
Straight up.
Straight up.
I don't love me, dog.
The host, I'm cute and handsome.
all that, boy.
I ain't been turned down yet.
But, man.
You only got some head, game.
What's your baby?
What?
Ain't that?
You crazy.
Where'd you get that earth?
Change your life.
Well, that shit ain't going to do.
There's no different, man.
I hit shit in all kind of parts of the galaxy, man.
I ain't going to be no different.
So you say you got a hell cat.
That's what you riding on Earth.
Fake cat.
I'm saying on Earth, what you slag.
Oh, oh, shit.
You know, I do different shit.
I might do a goddamn pan around for us.
You know what I like them.
Yeah.
Like the future shit.
I like the food B&W and shit like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You fought with that better game, Cush.
Oh yeah, I fought for her.
Bress Lide.
Hell yeah, boy.
Yeah.
Get it all like the bowl, yeah.
Yeah, I like that shit.
You like me.
Selling dope.
Yeah.
What else you fucking with on the music set?
What else you fucking with on the music shit?
Oh man, man.
Oh, you know, I love some wham, boy.
Oh, you for a boy.
Yeah, yeah.
That you all nink get some money.
I like that.
Oh, yeah.
That's slick.
Yeah, that's slick.
I like that.
Yeah, I fought that.
I follow that.
I don't know.
Motherfucking space gun, then start through the trap, right?
Yeah.
You have food.
Y'all got to be high hell.
I just shake a hair and smoke, huh?
Yeah, hi hell.
It big a hair, man.
Y'all got a little space gas up there, too?
Yeah, got the little space gas and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, man.
I just thought, you know what I mean, I be too, you know what I mean.
I'd be having to you these motherfoking too, but, man.
You ain't got no brothers or nothing?
Not me now here, no.
I found out, you know, I was an ors me.
That's why I'm telling you.
I just were raised in space.
I ain't doing.
Time back, man.
You were off the guy.
You were awesome.
I mean.
You're all right.
You're all right.
You're all right.
Yeah, man.
You were awesome.
Yeah, man.
Raise yourself.
Yeah, man.
Me and my brothers are like, R&Ped my brothers all that.
Huh?
You was out there in the street.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
I ain't know, but then I found out of the whole planet
full of gray.
and the grave will be manipulated
to build everybody technology.
I went to freedom,
man.
Come on, man.
I was like Space Walo the King type of shit.
For real.
Space Jesus.
Like that, y'all.
Space Nazars.
How long you been, you been knowing about Earth, though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ever came over before?
Huh?
Or this your first time coming here.
No, no, no, no.
We've been out here before,
but, you know, niggas.
Scared what, nigga, her, sir,
about Air 51.
Y'all probing, niggas.
I wouldn't fucking with that shit.
But Andre D.M.A.
Or ATL.
I'm like, what this shit, bopping?
And we were listening to that shit.
He started to get closer and closer.
Like, man, God, damn, what this shit?
And then when Andre did put the white wig on,
I did that shit right now.
I was, bro.
I didn't get that shit like that.
I fuck, bro.
I fuck, bro.
I fuck, brer.
What to do?
What to do?
Yeah.
You know that shit?
That they had that white wig on this.
I said, boy, yeah, this ditty.
I think, out there.
Like, who that nigga pinkie that?
What that d'all?
I said, yeah, that one, dear.
I'm fucking that one drey.
That one drink.
Wow.
3,000.
Y'all fought three.
Fort three.
Four three.
Hey, man.
He's crazy here.
Am I lying?
Don't?
This man, not do that.
Did he not do that?
Put the white wig on.
Come on, man.
I ain't lie.
That nigga dead, right?
They fucked us up in Spain.
How that dink a move like that, man?
That dink a vertebrake ain't supposed to be able to do that?
Your vertebrae ain't trilateral like that,
bro.
Your shit straight over and down, man.
My shit, I said I had asked us,
we can do shit like that without, like,
I ain't ever seen no earth.
I can do those shit like that.
Damn.
Straight up.
I said,
Boy, this boy, this.
Oh, you're sorry to make a head.
Yeah, man.
I'm talking about, come on, man.
They're about lying.
The man did the shit, man.
Yeah, man.
This man bluddle you fuck, man.
You might make anything funny.
We're talking about the fabric of the universe.
This man laughs.
You're talking about.
You're talking about the behavioral reality.
This man laughing, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
That's the same, man.
He did it, man.
Oh, my face is stupid, but.
I should fuck me up.
I said, that nigga, hell.
What do you do, bro?
That did got down.
That nigga appeared.
That dick appeared into the universe.
That dude.
I said, oh, this nigga, see me.
Look, hey, when he first did this shit, I stopped.
I was like, did the nigga booed again.
I said, oh, scared to fuck out of the street.
What?
What the dick did?
I watched the shit on the holographed screen,
writing something to the nigga do it.
I thought the nigga sees off in my shit.
I looked back at the fuck.
I thought the dick a see him something in my mouth.
Like, God damn.
I can't look at that, dig.
That was different.
I said, is this thing a prance?
Like, you know, this nigga will pranks.
Oh, I can't look at this.
Hey, man, we got some questions for the Space Guard in here.
Can't look at that, I can't look at that.
Yeah, I can't look at that man.
Yeah, man, it's crazy.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, come on, man.
Hey, look, man, Mitch ain't coming out, man.
Balling out of the Nebula, man.
You know what I mean?
Never going to duck your whole.
Balling out to them.
Yeah, man.
We drop that motherfucker on March, man.
You know, just look out for it, man.
You know what I mean?
Single out.
Got it out the space mud for Dubai or DJ Monta.
Man, hey, man, everything going on.
You did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, let me shit in later, fly.
I mean, look at him.
Do that this look like a him being in there?
That dick ain't lying.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
That shit ain't even though.
No, that man ain't on him.
That's true.
Man, I'm Marshall.
Yeah, that shit be like, like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all got stuff.
Y'all spay, y'all.
space knowledge because we all
ain't naked all the motherfucking time.
Like, why y'all y'all think we just
so we got all this technology but we ain't got
clothes?
All this goddamn technology, we can vaporizing,
nigger, try and teleport, but we ain't got
pants. Like, come on, man.
Nigg I got no drawers.
Yeah, so that's all just the facts
get the fat, right type of shit.
What? She said that.
E.G.
Hey, man. I don't talk about no lame
lame-ass, nigga like that.
What the fuck you do to you, man?
And that nigga, look at the name he put on my people.
That man came out here cross-dressing, drank him bill.
You got lost.
They ain't had no phone.
So now we broke pole, got their cross-dressers.
The nigga was showing these big, long-ass.
This nigga had a fucking day long showing the little kids.
What the fuck that meant?
He got a long time.
You put in that little kid's face.
What does that mean, man?
You're trying to pro-like, I don't get it.
I ain't got like, what?
The nigger did he got the folks
House kicked then
The feds kicked in
He's like, come on man
That's a bad host
Right
That's a bad guess
If I come over your house
Then the feds come kicking the door
And I don't take the charge
And they lock y'all up
That's what fuck, nigga shit right?
Talk your tongue
Oh, fuck
Oh, okay
That's all I'm saying
Talk to your top
That's all I'm saying
He's all I'm saying
He's gonna be real
You're saying that wrong
That's what I'm saying
Nigger rode a bike
And got
He like
What?
What?
What?
Nicar flew off on their bike though
It's on the bike though
Oh man, and then you're trampled tied to the kid.
Then you played dead in front of the kids and fucked them up.
Lay it on the ground like you were dead.
The whole time, you're straight.
The kids are like you dead.
Come on, man.
Oh, on, no.
Hey, you're telling somebody to bring E.T up that shit.
You get mad.
Yeah, baby, because I'm just saying.
Like, don't, don't compare that nigga to us.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Everybody got a weird old out of their city, out their hood.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, y'all just got your show to get in the nigg.
They're a little tired of that nigga to like.
You know what I mean?
Like, that niggick don't represent other, man.
He watched me his ass from space.
Ain't, man, Nick.
That dick don't represent other.
That's not.
That fucked up, man.
It's he dead.
Hey, man, come on, man.
That's all the folk, man.
That's fucked up.
See, that little white boy crying and shit.
That's a lot.
Drew Bairn boy ain't been the same sin, man.
Drew ain't been the same sin, man.
You make a little watch for a cry, boy.
You know you got in there to be some sad shit.
Oh, I remember that.
E.T. Blade Dad.
Did.
Did.
Did.
What brought him the life?
What brought him to life?
What brought him like?
Test the nigga finger.
I read my case.
I read my case.
I read my case.
Y'all don't even know what that finger was.
That could have been his sexual admirati.
Right.
That guy he played dead so a kid can touch it and he wake up.
See this?
All this shit.
All this shit.
Man, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
They all the time guy in they play.
with this shit front of your face the whole time.
You ain't kicking up what they're putting down.
The apparatus.
Apperatus.
Diccan didn't know that was a fucking apparatus.
A sexual apparatus.
Uh-huh.
He texted you wake up.
Come on, man.
Get your ass out of here, man.
Diggum.
Niggum, crying out on your hugging all over you.
That won't wake you up.
But you touch a weird-ass fighting, you wake up.
Man, come on.
Man, you make too much sense.
Come on, man.
That's all I'm saying.
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You gotta watch what you say,
they'll cancel you on Earth.
For you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll take y'all.
I'll take them.
I'll take them.
I'll take you advice on there.
I'm taking advice on there.
I'm taking advice on there.
I'll take y'all advice on that.
I got no earth money yet, the goddain, you know what I mean?
So yeah, I think you're about my fucking.
Yeah, I'll cancel you on Earth, man.
What's a fuck his big guy?
Huh?
They get some money.
They'll try to cancel you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I ain't trying.
I got to get some Earth money first before they do that.
Yeah.
I ain't got no earth money yet.
Oh, that d'clock, but.
But I mean, you are space god, though, man.
You're an alien anyway, so it don't even matter if you get canceled,
because you really ain't supposed to be here.
They do, though.
You see, n'n'n't.
I'm already famous in Spain,
and I'm trying to get famous on Earth.
How do you get famous from him, because, you know,
like I said, all for my brothers, I'm like, you know,
when I'm folks stuck on my brother, you know,
I had all created a weapon, you know what I mean,
a black hole gun and I shot them for social system,
killed the whole solosite.
So my case was kind of like public, you know what I mean,
first time, so that I didn't know what I mean.
I was already who I am, you know what I mean?
Now I ring bells in the universe, you know.
Are you on the run?
Ha?
No, no, no.
They picked me up for it.
I beat my shit, boy.
No spay work on my name on none of that, boy?
You tell me.
No spain word.
No spain word.
No, spake word.
I don't believe.
Hell no, where they're going to pull my shit up.
So you specialize in weapons and shit?
I mean, I specialize like, so the grades are like the most intelligent beings in the universe.
The grave.
So, yeah.
That's what you are?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bigger gray in the A.
You know what I mean?
Like all the ones out there.
What you do?
There's some jays out there bit look gray too.
On that dope.
Those d'all.
Those d'all.
Those d'all got to look great too out there.
Straight up, right?
You pulled you a little something off the gram yet?
Man, I don't even be, man.
I didn't be so full.
I don't even checking that shit no more, man.
Like, they be too thirsty on that.
Like, I don't know how I want me or $40.
All right?
So.
They want both.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Brother take both.
You know, because these hoes, they'll fuck with anything.
Yeah?
They'll fuck with you.
Oh, hold on.
How you saying?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Say that, how you say that again, God?
They don't fuck with anything.
No, I ain't know anything, though.
I'm a handsome bad nigga, like, well, I'm not just saying, though, I'm just saying,
though, even if you wouldn't.
Even if you weren't.
I'm having squikwork around the bitch.
Real talk?
Yeah.
They want that $40.
So.
You might have to pay a little money.
Wait, you don't think of my first reality?
Hell not.
Your person now.
That's, you know, baby,
head for free.
I didn't pay for that head.
What to do?
Head for free.
I ain't paid for that.
I ain't paid for that.
But you're rather going to end up paying most of the time.
Nah, I don't believe that, but I'm holding them all.
They, well, listen, I'm fighting them all.
I don't know.
I'm not hitting that.
I told them not to hit that way.
Oh, okay.
They want me hit.
Man, y'all, but y'all, y'all do what.
Do the little camera work.
Yeah.
Run that shit back.
Look at me, man.
Come on, boy.
Hey, y'all been, hey, y'all are gonna take my, hey, boy.
Look at him.
Yes.
Look at him.
In the comments if you're letting space guard hit.
Come on.
Hey, be honest, baby.
We're looking for the ones with the lowest self-esteem.
We want to know what's wrong man is.
Somebody's going to say yes.
Hey.
Oh, hell yeah.
What I care, man, that?
Just pick one.
Hey, hey, bray.
Every time I ever had an interaction with a bad bit, what hell?
Okay, okay, cool, boy
But you can't do nothing with him
But how I can't
Ha, boy, I got three tentacles down here
Well, how I can't do nothing with him
How I can't do nothing with him, man
You crazy, man
Oh, you're cheating
Huh? You cheat
I'm cheating
I'm cheating
How I have three tentacles
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, you cheat
No, I'm trying to tell y'all
So you got three apparatus
Yes, bud
But you cheat you
One get tired, you get two more?
Yeah, that's crazy
Come on, man
Don't worry about it, put that with that
I got two more.
Facts.
Hey, you make sure you put a rub on
because you take some of that shit
they got around here back to your gallery.
It's not, no.
It's really going to be a blackout.
No, no.
You didn't come back with another weapon.
They didn't care, man.
Nah, see, we're going to hear that shit.
Once I go get in space, all that shit,
he'll in a way.
Oh, exactly.
It zapped up.
Exactly.
Right back.
That's why he telling you y'all.
If y'all want to come to space,
you got to denounce all these shit, man.
No, that might want to go,
because you said everything.
ain't gonna be 3,000, 4,000 years behind.
I don't know.
No, I'm gonna stay.
But then what I said, listen,
see, you think like that because you're on earth.
That's why you think like that.
You got attachment to the earth.
You got to learn how to detach anyway.
Before you leave it, motherfucker, you got to learn that.
Do you what I'm saying?
You got to detach.
What's so?
Okay, black people.
I want to ask you all this.
I think this motherfucker can make sense.
I want to ask you out of it.
Because y'all all over here hide of the street names and shit.
I forgot that out.
I'm with this.
street, over that street, over this street.
Fuck what that mean? You don't own this shit?
What if you own something on the street?
That cool, but you're all
the shit. When you die, you're going to pay them
taxes and get where that shit going.
Mac and white folk. So get what?
So,
so you, on earth,
only thing you really can own
technically is your car.
But you really don't own that, because if you're
going to pay insurance, they're going to impound a motherfucker and keep
forever. So you really don't
never own nothing on earth. What's you
working for? What's doing all this shit for?
Why have you got all you got that money for?
Got the big-ass compound back here.
Way back here in the goddamn person.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, my name.
I'm saying. I just know this shit.
That's all. I know this.
I know this shit.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, I hear you.
But I'm just saying, though, like,
what more can you do?
What more do you get that you go ahead and get?
What, boy?
Right.
What are you?
Don't try to make it like we greedy, nigga, we hugger.
Not, not, not, not, child.
I'm just the N-O-G.
In general, like, all earth, like, what boat?
Right.
Get some more out there.
Man, listen, man, get your shit stuck, get your shit, fuck, got down, drive fan,
like boat, yacht, whole party, weed, what else?
You're trying to live like fan, man.
Slow your ass.
Hey, I'm just saying, but I'm just saying, but I'm 10.
thing, but that's way.
You try to live a hully light here.
Slow your head down, man.
Hello, why did?
What?
Think about this.
Y'all with this monogamy shit, right?
They watch faith.
We don't do that monogamy shit.
Right.
You hit your girl ten times over a week.
As you hit your girl down, he'll earn ten times.
What old with, buddy?
What else?
What else you gonna do that pussy?
Yeah.
What else?
Change position?
That's the same pussy.
Hey y'all gonna be with that forever?
Hey, y'all crazy out here, man.
Out of ten, how are you going?
Oh, wait.
Really, five.
I'm really trying to meet the bodies to say ten, but five times.
That shit.
Oldwick, boy.
So you're zapping, you go on to the next.
Boy, it's old with, boy.
Hey, that gets zapped twice, but you got to be something real extra special.
Got there gets zapped twice.
Two men.
Damn.
I can meet a whole behind the asteroid belt, strike her.
I'm gone.
Who I'm a stay for?
Come on, man.
I just say y'all play the game wrong,
that's all I'm saying.
But we can't zap, gang.
It's okay.
No, we can't.
Look, I'm still here.
I can't zap.
Your brain ain't got that working hard on you.
And they're molding that motherfucker.
For the hemia on that bit.
Can you swim?
How?
You can swim?
Hell, yeah.
No, he can't.
Hell, no.
No, he can't.
He got that.
He said that.
He said that.
He didn't know.
I ain't even, oh my god, they're like two men till they get a krypton like kill.
Man, I ain't been telling you all, nigga, that.
Damn, man, you just put your shit out there.
You think, nothing?
You see that? He's going to sink straight.
I can't think my way out of that shit, man.
Is this shit like you thought it were going to be?
Er?
Yeah.
You get my case.
Don't know that?
No, I ain't going to lie.
I mean, it look, it look, it look.
It looks.
I say.
It's funner than it looked, you know what I mean?
Funner?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's funner than it looked.
Yeah, it's funner than it looked.
Because, like, looking back, I'm like, why the fuck why I want to go to that place?
That shit looked like, shit.
That's not no fun place.
A nigga getting hit crying a head, spray, a water, a hole, dog biting them and shit.
Like, nah, those big head out, they give me a treat.
I don't know.
I want to go down there.
I know I look different.
If they treat people that come from their planet like that, what they're going to do to me?
Oh, I had to wait, like, cover the things.
years why came.
What they had?
Huh?
What they had?
What you mean?
Who?
Y'all government?
No, it ain't just the government.
Just the motherfuckers on earth.
What they had?
You're true.
There's them other folks ain't from here, and they can't even conquer y'all.
Y'all don't know y'all been conquered.
And then they put y'all in a system that don't exist.
And now y'all wasting your life away,
and then y'all are getting reincarnated because you're stuck in the cycle.
You can't detach because you worry about your bills and shit like that,
your credit score and shit.
The guy had got a 530.
What the fuck you worry about?
Well, that shit ain't going on well.
You know, the scratchy, though.
But you know you ain't got money to pay that goddamn like deal, man?
We just need a thing.
It's ain't fucking.
But yeah what, do?
Did the universe always take care of?
Every time you all were fucked up, broke on your dick,
and you couldn't figure out, didn't it get figured out, some kind of way?
So that'd be y'all.
Now that would be me.
That'd be the universe, the universe of God, the source, the one, me.
Now you're talking that shit.
O.G. That O.G.
We pull up in politics.
We're trying to make shit.
Y'all was talking to the same.
So y'all believe in God, too?
Well, we don't call God, like, you know.
But you know.
But you, it's what I call them?
I call them.
I call them O.G.
Because we convert with me.
I might pull up to the nebler.
Sit back and talk game with him.
You know what I mean?
Y'all just lost that ability
because he fought in your mind and shit.
Now calling on a nigger that
Okay, you're like this, bro.
Let's say if I'm around the corner
getting robbed, right, and I see
you walk past. And I'm saying,
Kevin, help, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
Then I come around the corner like,
Hey, everybody, why you ain't helped me, man?
You're like, nigga, oh?
Nicky, you ain't, you ain't said my name, nigga.
So when y'all said Jesus, who y'all calling on?
That man named Yahshua.
I'm different saying Yahshu.
Exactly.
So when you said Jesus,
you thought, how ain't going to answer your prayer?
caught saying the name like, who the hell you're riding to?
Oh, okay.
Yo, man, y'all niggas, man, y'all niggas, man, y'all n'n' ass, cook, man.
Y'all n'all'hook, you get, what?
Cookew.
Worm roast, meat load.
B'all fuck.
Oh, man, come on, man.
You need to fuck up down here, space.
Yeah, these d'n'all fucked up, but y'all, y'all just in the blenders.
But, okay, y'all lives waking up, but these slower head?
Where y'all ha-niggin' ass.
Lo.
It's like a white man to get caught
and
it got damn, get an email
that's supposed for y'all of the lees and shit.
Y'all, the conspiracy is true, now,
because he said it. Come on, man.
You did say that while he's sending
them goddamn email.
Come on, man, they want that shit out of it.
It's admitting all the crime.
It's a paper trail. It's a paper trail.
So you said you like
Hey, can't, can't, can't, can't, see.
And you the most more smart a nigga on them.
You're coming up with all these shit
that's fucking up the world.
You come up with every bad idea ever.
Every bad idea ever, this nigga came up with it.
Send the email.
Bye, send the email.
Come on, man.
You ain't, you crazy.
You ain't, you crazy.
You ain't, you're crazy to leave no shit like that, man.
I know y'all don't believe those shit like that, man.
Boy, shit got quiet in this.
Come on, man.
And then it did it go to y'all.
y'all let the folk turn y'all get Michael Jackson man.
I ought to be ashamed of y'all goddamn self.
Michael Jackson's y'all saithful.
From them goddamn'all, from them got-down folks,
y'all get back to the eye, man.
I'm looking down here on earth, man.
Y'all, y'all believing that bullshit by Mike.
This is the greatest, you know, tan ever live, man.
Nigger walking the room, all this.
This bitch will pass out, man.
What of y'all?
Pans out, man. Come on, man.
I have him.
Pansize, babe.
Nicker, what these?
Diggins.
Nika, wake up Mike.
Niki, you see my day.
You think you in the green.
You all that shit real.
I think you're past that.
That didn't pay a side.
Then, nigg, wake up all stories shit.
Like you in the dream.
No, that was Mike.
Y'all have dreams.
Well, you know.
You don't sleep?
No, we don't sleep.
Let's sleep.
But we do have like, like, like, projections, you can say.
Prediction, projections, whatever you want to call it.
So y'all, like, blink for a long time.
Hey, man, back to my mic, y'all didn't try to get y'all.
I didn't get you out of the hook.
Y'all killed my death, man.
Y'all, there's no other than this motherfaker play.
You all let the folk kill Michael Jackson, man.
We did do shit.
Y'all let the folk kill my Jackson, man.
Y'all didn't believe.
We didn't believe.
We didn't believe.
We didn't believe.
You never do the moonwalk.
You never do the moonwalk.
I did the moonwalk.
Where do you walk?
What third part?
Oh, okay.
Come on, man.
I sit there that in that man.
Made the nigga look like he thrown on the ground.
What is the moon?
Oh, that's a goddamn old.
Is it a moon and a star?
That's a soul-catching device.
It's a soul-catching device.
Yeah, man.
That's crazy.
So when they tell y'all,
when y'all die, when y'all die,
go to the light,
you're going to the moon.
Yeah, everybody get reincarnated.
Because they've been teaching your whole life
to be scared of what?
After life.
No, the dark.
Nigger, y'all, niggas, slow.
The dark.
When you live,
you're scared of what?
The dark.
At what is the face.
Dark, man.
They're telling you to be
scared of your home, nigga.
The black.
Be scared of the dog.
Come on, man, hey, man, that you can give me y'all-nick than you got them gym.
That's the best.
That's why you here.
No, it's not.
I'm here to get some earthy.
I don't tell them about y'all.
That's all, y'all.
Y'all learn something to me cool.
But in the meantime, I'm trying to get some earth fad, man.
I got a trap with me as much way to tell y'all niggas and shit.
Y'all, don't listen to shit, no way.
Y'all n'all isn't too pop, Malcolm, Mark, but if y'all don't listen to me, come on, man.
You've seen it off.
I see it all 10 times.
Y'all ain't finless no goddamn about it, man.
That's right here.
Now, I didn't listen to y'all people
when they told y'all let them go near the boat.
Y'all still with me.
I want to see them closer.
Come on, man.
Now your ass on there, you're enslaved.
Come on, man.
No, man.
Lead the folks along, man.
That's all I'm saying.
Damn.
Beware.
God, damn.
Beware.
Beware.
Beware.
Stay visually.
God, man.
Head on a swivel, my niggins.
What's you working on?
How was you?
What you're working on?
Like my projects and shit?
Like, yeah.
Other than music.
You fucking with the music, too.
Huh?
Say what, guy?
You fucking with some music.
Oh yeah, hell yeah, well, Spade Tool.
So I got an album called Spade Tool, got the Mid-Take balling out in the Neverloo.
I'm going to drop the mid-take first.
Then I'm a dove back on the head with the album.
You know what I'm saying?
Mipat Designers, yeah.
You know all kinds of shit, man.
TV shows, you know what I mean, series, space motor series.
Did you do a 20 version one?
Two.
You know me and nothing, nigga?
Yeah, but, oh, 20 versus two.
Yeah, me and my little player potter on rack, baby, yeah, man.
Yeah, man, yeah, the whole definitely two.
That's why I'm telling you, all.
That's why I don't always bet.
Bruntle of my goddamn cheekbones, sunky in the shit.
He heard him say that shit, Blake had.
And then he didn't get my head big and shit.
What, man?
Go look at that 20 verse two, man.
Hey, man, I'm four hyphen down.
You mean, the whole homin'all, like, get off a helicopter.
You can get some, all you need is some money.
Now, see, dog, you ain't about to just say it.
Because a whole bunch of me got some money can't get no pussy.
You know what I'm saying?
It got to be inging out on you.
Pee.
In your pocket.
See what I'm saying?
Here, he did a nigga Blake goes, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all, we got to make a joke in the punchline.
All the time, you get by real life, man.
Y'all, dick, flake too much on this shoulder.
Anybody's playing?
Hey, man, plaid.
Like, I can't get no hole.
You're crazy.
Hey, to y'all, what's the most valuable resource on Earth?
On Earth?
Yeah.
I say to people.
People.
Yeah, man, because it's like, you know,
these folks siphoning y'all conscience.
That's what they want.
The learning experience of a human.
They can just tap it to your brain, get your experiences.
All right, n'nick, go on.
Get your shit gone.
You know what I'm saying?
That's information.
These folks can use this shit in so many different ways.
Like, oh, Earth.
Why don't you think they want your Instagram, datady, and shit?
Selling your data data all these places.
It's predictability.
You can predict certain patterns if you get your data.
You know what I'm saying?
You're all right.
You're all right with me.
You know what I ain't ever heard you talk this damn much.
Yeah, man.
Because, man, I really be just trying to keep back,
because I really be trying to be Nanschalant
because I heard that with the Earthhole like,
like, Nanshala.
So I just be trying to play tools.
That is what they like, though.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
So I just be right, a whole like,
like, I don't know.
You get mysterious and shit.
I didn't you be saying that.
The bitch, I'm straight.
It's good.
Yeah, I let me try to speak funny.
We had to make sure you got some of that song.
Oh, shit.
What is it, man?
A little song.
Oh, man, I got to pay.
No, you do.
No, you good.
Okay, okay.
I'm good.
I got to.
I got to do.
No, you good.
Okay, bet.
Yeah, we got to make sure you straight with you.
Okay, beg, huh?
We say you got to go to the space with this.
Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I did that.
Y'all ain't got no shoes in there, nah.
No, what he's just right?
No, I got there.
We ain't know what the ass you are.
Hey, look, you know what, this is a free five?
When you gotta get no cookies?
Hey, yeah, man.
Give a dope cheekie burger.
Yeah, yeah, man.
Now, fuck me, man.
I appreciate y'all, boy.
Hey, man, if you ever, if you ever around him, man,
you gotta come through here and fuck with him.
I don't know.
I don't know what you say you like to dip off.
You like to dip off and be gone three, four thousand years and shit.
No, no, man.
Man, come on, man.
I'll be got there right back, man.
No, I fuck Earth, man.
I've been fucking with Earth, man.
I thought down in about two Earth days at a time, you know what I mean?
Two Earth days at a time.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Blake and Great was scared this whole episode.
Niggia ain't safe.
Yeah, man.
That thing is fucking up.
That's got this guy.
We have just been.
Hey, man.
We got a lot.
We got a lot.
We got a lot, room.
That thing, fuck.
That I became a millionaire overnight and lost everything that actually.
Actually matter.
Hold on, Sophia.
Did you just say they lost everything after becoming a millionaire?
That's right.
And it gets worse.
It's inheriting too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon.
This person writes,
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