The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - This Podcast is For Coach Drew | Ep. 67

Episode Date: February 3, 2017

DC is fresh off of road and his appearance in New Edition's biopic and Lous is fresh off of the comedy grind so the guys got in the studio late night to give some relationship advice to Coach Drew, discuss Jermaine Jermaine and President Trump's first few weeks in office. Share & Subscribe! #ThisPodcastIsFor #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said. They might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Give me some of that pussy girl One more time for the niggins who ain't made

Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl Quit being stinged now Give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy baby

Give me some of that pussy girl We don't bend up and see you with the shit Tell it too Fucking these hoars on the loo Niggas talking about Them niggins fucking hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent

And anytime she called me She gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the end But I might jump on the plane In Palet Vu or La Franche Cause my girls I got the jokes I'm everywhere

You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Hey Miga went to Germany And felt some different tits Hey Nigel went to Germany

And felt some different tity Hey Our niggum went to Germany And felt some different tities I say they small And they round But felt some different tidies Hey

Pussy got to smell I would fall Go Let's get to smell but I won't fuck no What's it got to smell But I'm a fuck no Hey

Pussing got a smell Butts it got a smell but I'ma Bussing got a smell but I'm a Whctions got to smell but I'm a fool don't I like smoking weed. I like getting high. I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly. Bitches walking out.

Bitches pulling up. I'll apologize. But then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man. I don't give up. I'm crazy man. I don't give up. Crazy man. You gonna be in New Year's End church.

With your stank in. You're gonna go straight back to world. With your stank in. Why your kids still paying up in dirt? With your stagin' ass. Hold up, your alternated on work. With your stagging ass. Now you gotta try to cranky first.

With your stagin' ass. O'Shein, you gonna be lay for work. With your stagin' ass. And you ain't gonna have no fucking talk. With your stagin' ass. My name is Losen, I'm gonna say it again. I fuck the girl and I'm a fucking friend. 2016, about to start, it's about the internet.

I ain't give a fuck because I'm fucking up and I'm pulling up in some other stuff. Hold on my digging stuff. I'm gonna be like, don't forget to rub on my nuts. I'm hell no, because I'm nasty. I had a white bitch lame ass shit. That's like the third time I said that in my rhyme, but I ain't lying, nigga, just assing. Damn, ladies, and no mic away.

Two minutes. No, that's the one I seen. Oh, okay. Yeah, them titties, like, none of them. Makes you wanna not have everywhere. What's going on this week? Donald Trump has banned all the Muslims. Donald Trump has banned all the Muslims.

Ladies and gentlemen, and we have breaking news. Trump has banned all Muslims. I ain't going on no goddamn cruise. I ain't going on no God damn cruises now. I ain't going to no fucking crucially tonight. No crucial tonight. Radio station right now. Radio station.

The radio station. The radio radio. What did you say, Chad? You know, we got something in the email bag. What? Oh shit But where is it? It's right here.

I got it at the bottom Let me see As the day one next to now I appreciate the show and have wrong to respect the views and opinions of the squad I'm a 30-year old blackmail in Southern California And I'm curious to know if you guys

ever think about the one that got away In the era of social media It's a whole lot easier to reconnect with those that left in our past Thus making them attainable I recently received a friend request from a girl I had a crush on since sophomore year in high school. Back then, we went on one date, wrote letters, and all the teenage stuff, but never anything physical. We both in relationships in high school, mind-lasting in the college. With her being a couple years older, she graduated, which put her out of sight out of mind.

Now that a decade is gone by, she's by reaching out by saying as a friend. She knew her divorce with five kids. God damn! By two men And I'm single With two of my own Neither are in a relationship At this point

Due to parental obligations In business careers Parental obligations To each other's conversation My question to you is Do I pull up 30 and shoot my shot I kind of feel like

She owed me some pussy From back in the day Walk back and let the past Be the past Do you guys think that The one they got away Did you smash Like the current day

And if she still look Mind you, this girl was bad And even bad Yeah, badder now 5-8-150, thick as cold Painted Butter, Samoan Do y'all have Samoans out there? Hip-hop head.

Got a bitch name's a man. I appreciate your time and response. I love the energy of the show And I can't wait to see what you can come. I fucks with you. Coach Drew. I would tell him, soon as he inbound the ball,

shoot that bitch from four-cut, shoot. If you miss it, oh, it's your fault. I got more questions then. 5 85 What's your question I'm gonna add like I'm coached

Alright first of all We got to set this shit up Alright I'm coached through I had to take my shades off To read the shit This nigga really sat down That crap that does

You can't hear yourself I can hear myself A little too much Oh you wanna come down Yeah, bitch's a bit's clear When it ain't 506 mics on this I'm telling it come all the way down You good

Because I can literally hear you Because we're next to each other Come down You still good Don't you must not be on two you on three big alright come me up just a little bit more all right there

all right hold up I can't hear shit alright right where we at come on one more time where we go bet that's it all right okay nigga you're six I like my six is I like my shit at six and a half okay big

I like my shit what question do you got no don't be coached Drew because your nigga is in the world of shit you got he got two kids he on and the bitch he won't got five she got five it's not about how many baby daddy

does she got it's how many kids She got four baby that had a four kids You're like, alright, she tried four times Okay, first of all, Coach Drew, she got five kids. If you feel like she owe you some pussy, I believe she'd be more than willing to give it to you. Yeah, because she didn't gave it to the other two names. Clearly she liked fucking

Yeah. Like, not just regular fucking grown-up fucking raw dick in the vagina. She's allergic to a condoms. With a sperm in it. She won't a sperm in her. She'll take your rub and say, give me that. Like, what do you mean? Give you that. Yeah, you can't just be selfish in this, Coach Drew. It's

Seven other people you have to consider. Your two kids and her five kids. And then if you got a fact, then the two baby dad is, nigger. Y'all got a star in line up. They got a star in line up with two on the bench. What? Nigger. Coach Drew, the best thing for you to do is to let your kids be friends with her five kids.

So y'all can meet up on the load. That's how you do that. Hey, go play with her kids. You be like, I got a new friend. You drop them all. You're like, Tasha. Right. I'll be down.

Right. now I normally wouldn't say no goof-ass shit like that but in this situation I think that I believe this lady could be your best friend Real talk Y'all got things in coming I think that you should just hang out and just see if she got some pussy for you

because she do have five kids and you got two you like fucking and she like fucking I bet you I think this would be the perfect time for you to bring it up hey we should fuck we was in high school I fuck how can she get offended by that right you're fucking trust me She is a mother of five.

You take her out for a good time, some shit that she got five kids. Take her to some nice shit. Some bany honas. What's the other shit with the steaks? The women like to go. Take her to her bachi. To my cousins.

But see, this is the trick to dating women with a bunch of kids. The bank of the grill open, bitch. Let's ride. We're going to a barbecue with all them damn kids. Let's ride. Go out to the park. See, when you're dating a woman with some kids, they don't get to do shit.

So when you take them out, they want to do more than one event. You got to pick them up at five that evening on You'll be surprised when you say park around kids and how they face is good. Just walking out and you just see kids and be like, man, I'm just thinking about going to the park. For real, love to Mr. Gregg going to the park.

Man, what? You got the keys to the gym. Nick, you could get all them kids together and just open up the room with the basketballs in it. Let the motherfuckers have a good time. But the crazy part about it, she does owe you some pussy, man. She does.

Because I tried it one time. with a girl I used to talk too bad. But make sure you work the pussy until after I got famous. That's what I'm saying. And when I got the pussy, she started crying. I said, what's wrong? She said, you're going to leave me in my head.

I'm like, you damn right. But my face, I had to keep my composure. This might be kind of fucked up. But if this, like, you show her how good of a father you are, she's going to give you some pussy. You got to do like some daddy dudes around her life. If her son is crying, you got to act like you put your son to play. Hey, I'm not saying.

We ain't hearing that shit. I'm not saying that. It's not a good woman because she got five kids. Don't get that fucked up. No, I know a lot of people who got a lot of kids and they're great people in life. Some niggas can deal with that shit. Fizzat.

Yeah. If that shit don't bother you and that ain't going to be no problem, nigga, what's you waiting on? You say she was bad. You got a bad. He said she was bad. Maybe the five kids made her better. I'm talking I made her bad.

I know a chick from Louisiana who got six kids, no stretch marks. I don't know if she do magic or what. But this is fucking amazing. One of the coldest women I ever. I know a bitch right now who got different baby daddies And like the baby daddies be over there He asked do you ever think about

One baby daddy sell weed at the spot And they all in the same truck Yeah, same truck One baby daddy got the weed One got the pill One got the liquor Damn, moonsham You know what I'm saying

The other baby dad Like a chaperon for all the kids And she do like scams with credit cards and shit And they don't be getting to fuck Everybody get money Hey bro I think the chances of you hitting that shot Coach Drew

Are fucking awesome You could dump if you want to Real talk. You can be a ball haul Just run straight to the court. You can do a layup. You can travel. You can do the Russell Westbrook.

You can walk that bitch all way down now. You ain't got to dribble to you. You can't have to have a half court, my name. You can give me the ball. I add a hoopie. Just point out. Go straight over that. I'm like, excuse me, man.

Somebody over that I have three said you. There's so much that go with that shit. You owe them some puss. What if you do give him the pussy? Does he wear a rubber or no? Clearly he got to. You got to. You don't know if that bitch fertile.

You don't know if your tooth tired, though. It don't matter. You're not going to get lied to. Coach Drew, I'm not going to let you get lied to. But what if she got? Well, Rubber. What if she got five kids, right? And he's getting ready to fuck.

He turned around with the rub on and she started roasting that. You lame me fuck. Boy, you're scared of this pussy. Take that pussy and bull off. I start roasting her ass back. You fucking right. Big head ad girl. Coochie catcher having that egg, girl.

Nett catch a coocha having that. Oh, you get pregnant. That time you fuck. I don't tell you. You know the difference between the plane B and the Perkinsian. ugly, fuck you mean. Hey, man, let me ask you this. He said, it's a two-part question,

he said, do you ever think about the one that got away? No, because I hit that bitch. I hit when she got away. I was fighting around the caught air. She thought she got away. I'm going to die, Johnny. That one been running from me for three years.

That's the best part about being entertaining in the shit, Coach Drew. We get to fuck the women of our dreams sometimes. It wasn't really a dream. I'm just saying like it was like a one that got away shit the one that that I fucked in replacing of the one that got away was a blessing oh cold oh nigger I didn't live that all my nigger dreams through the chicks I didn't fuck with I'm talking about me the other day I'm gonna fuck the girl that own a condo you see how that don't mean

shit but I'm a nigga from the project I'm gonna cry right there real talk I was like condo okay I'm all right you're gonna go through some shit all right you You ever fuck the girl who drove a BMW? I did. This is a hoodnigger accolades. Have you fucked a girl who had a whole lot of followers? Hell, yeah. But they ain't had shit in life.

In life. Okay, check this out. You ever fuck the girl who was the boss at her job? Like, could nobody tell her what to do? Yes, I did. Yep. Yep. Yes, I did.

Have you ever fucked a girl who wasn't her house, but she ran this shit? Yep. Okay, check this out. I love that bitch. You ever tried to fuck a chick, but you ain't get to fuck a chick. but her best friend saw the effort you put in and gave you something like we ain't like that type pussy

yes I did that's like the best pussy in the world because your girl's her friend gave you the eye she's like just wait until we don't leave you ever got some of this pussy like you had to party right everybody didn't left and this the one fan that chick ain't left yet and she's like

why you ain't leaving why you ain't leaving and then you just get some why we was over here type pussy yeah just being the last niggum sometimes just being the last Have you ever had that bitch who had kids and you play her kids in 2K and she realized how good of a parent you could be if that was your son, puss? Nick, I'm about to start locking my dope.

I'm about to start, because I think you've been peeking through a motherfucking window. Yes, I did. If that was his son, he would be a great dad. I want to get him so puss. Oh, man. I love that pussy. That's why I play with every kid. Come here a little fella.

This was the niggas who went to college. You ever fucked the A.K.A. You ain't even have to go to college to do it, but like... It just seemed like something when you fuck an AK, because all them holes is like, no, sorry. All them ladies are like Siddi. Wait a minute. We don't fuck the Delta, too.

Can we finish? Can we finish? Are you a Delta? No. See? See? That's why you feel like that. Can we fuck your sister?

Yep. We gave for that. We ski! We ski! That pussy! Yep. Yep. Y'all don't do what?

You don't have to. Well, what y'all call it? Let me rephrase it. Hold on a minute. You're the made love to an A.K.A. We don't do that. What y'all call it? Huh?

What y'all call it? Oh, okay. Well, have you ever got to know her A.K.A. better? Yep. Was it like dark? They're going to hate this next one. When she was doing a scroll with her friends. That's what I'm talking about.

That's a lie because I fucked two A.K. It was like also known as the slut. Stupid. See all the rules that come with A.K.A. pussy. That's why we love Delta Pussy the best. Yes! I'm not going to lie. I love it. The elephant pussy.

They throw up a pussy when they be at the club. Look at this pussy. This is a pussy right here. That's what they throw up the pussy. And that why don't AKA be like, them, they be like, they be throwing up. They be like, we just want a little dick. We don't want a lot.

Give us a little bit of dick. But the deltasas be like, get this pussy. Come get it. I don't know the other girls saying, but that. They hose. They hose. I feel like AKA more freaking than deltas. Oh shit.

Yeah, y'all are. Yes, y'all are. Because y'all got the persona of being Siddi, but when them do's are closed. Those legs are open. See? It's like spoon to dough clothes. What's the other one? The blue ones.

The Zetas. Shout out to the Zetas. You ain't never fuck the tall girl if you ain't never fuck the Zeta. What's the other one, Cat? What's the other one? What's the other one? S.G. Row. It ain't about 30. You can't really go through all along. It's really, I'm not going to, Zetas is like at the end.

They barely made the line. All right, we'll just sum it up, but you ever got some smart girl pussy. Yes. Yeah. Dumb girl pussy. Yes. How did this turn into the Pussy Award? He started this shit with that long-emot-man's email.

Uncle Drewna came in here talking a doucheek. Man, you scared-ass niggins. She got five kids. You put her, greet her with your dick. your hand the dick post to be out when you walk to her house I said the dick poster be out when you walk to her house I said the dick post up be out when you walk to her house you're supposed to be like hello what you're supposed to be like hell up in that bitch like you them kids daddy and be like go to sleep cause I'm y'all new daddy what don't want to hear no crime don't want to hear no drummer hey I bought the groceries and bought some dick for y'all

Hold on. Go to bed. Hey. Go to bed. Hello. So your mama can walk around giving head. Hello. Go to bed.

Hello. Go to bed. Hello. So your mama can walk around giving head. Go ahead. I had two kids. Your mama had five. Oh, we.

I ain't gonna lie. She asked me somebody high. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I used to like her when we was in school. Yep. But now I see that bitch being no freak, I want to fuck. you you got five kid i'm gonna fuck you with a rubber and if you don't bitch i might just go and fuck your mother because a apple don't fall from the tree hey she says she won the fucking hour

like who me hey your dick poster be out when you walk to her house i said your dick post will be out when you walk to her house i said your dick poster be out when you walk to her house and put a kiss off in the bed and get some head on the couch See, I'm a nasty nigger. I didn't fucking baby mama's too. Hey, you can go through my phone. Pictures of baby mama's too. See, I'm the type of dude.

Play that shit super cool. Let the kids stay up playing Super Nintendo or the Nintendo, too. Hey. Hey, excuse me, I didn't mean to walk in with my dick out. You kid put a bin in the bed in the way it's midnight. Bitch you ain't hit in your motherfuck control now. Hey, now Steed-D-D-D up right or between your jaws now. Hey, you're supposed to be out when you walk in the house.

A hell up! A hello! A hello! I said your place to be out when you walk in the house. And put your kids up in the bed and get some head on the couch. We fucking baby mamas all year, all year. We fucking baby mama's all year, all year. I'm baby daddy, too.

All you. I'm a baby daddy too. Oh, yeah. And on baby daddy. Ain't the baby daddy. I'm fucking over here. Ain't the baby daddy, but I'm fucking over here. I just lied because I really wanted to put in one time.

Told her I was the daddy right now. Said I didn't know who was the daddy. And I said, bitch, I'll make you happy. Hey, I ain't a pap' as soon as I leave. I'm gonna get the running down the street like, oh that bitch and gave it so for the fuck free. Oh, let go. This for a hood, bitchies.

Who'd be acting real crazy. Y. Who be like, I ain't got no kids. All I got is one baby. What? Hold up. One, baby. Don't that shit sound crazy.

The bitch just says she ain't had no kid. Now she's talking about the bitch and got one baby. You know what? Don't even play. What? This is what I say. I'm gonna fuck that bitch. I'mma fuck her the day.

Now I ain't what you heard. But listen, this is what I say. That freaking ad bit with five kids. She was like AKA. Oh, hold up, bro. Wait a minute, big fella. Oh, hello. Had that an AKA pussy, but I had to go.

and smashed me or delton yeah she picked me up pick me up help me with my work which work even wash my clothes wash clothes even wore the shirt because you were good y'all that's all i'm saying y'all coach tru y'all when you walk in the house hold up pull your dick out pull it out like hello one more time flag what you're supposed to do like hello oh shit be out Hey. You walk in the house. Oh, hello! Hey, take it to the R&B version.

Oh shit. My dick is out. I'm ready to fuck. A kid just walked by me. I'm like, man, what the fuck? Hey. Don't graze me, doll. That shit don't feel comfortable.

Now, bitch, come over here and get up under discomfort up. I'm ready to go down on that pussy side. Because everybody know that shit is meant for me. That shit is meant for man Because back in school I liked that true My name is true And I because of your motherfucking kids too Sound to Motown

Hey, sign the Motown Ain't normally get no fool We sign the Motown That bitch on in prison And she already know what's up When you walk in now Oh hello I said a uh hello

Oh, hello All right, that's enough. That shit, great. That shit is ignorant. Yeah, man. I'm her baby daddy, too. Damn. You are?

You got a baby, no. You know, a nigga be lying to get that push. Hell, you know. Damn. Well, hey, shout out to Coach Drew. I hope you figured this shit out

if we gave you any insight. You know, it's a message in between all that shit that we said on some real nigger shit. But, you know, Are you some pussy when you get to get the fuck on, my nick? I mean, you don't really have to be humble. Hey, soon as you get that pussy, I'm like, hi, then, let's help.

Hey, see, that's the first step right there, though. How's she going to know you want some pussy, you don't ask for it? You know, sometimes, you know, the easiest solution is the quickest one. Just ask for it. Just be like, hey, I mean, we're grown as fuck. You're 30-something. Can I have some of that pussy? As a friend.

You're rushing in and nothing, but I'm just saying. No, what? Like, I don't know. Look, look, like, respectfully, shit, it depends on what type of person you are. Like, if y'all, like, say you wanted them text-ass niggins, y'all text a lot. You were like, look, I ain't playing right now. Like, we'll all do respect. Can I ask you a question?

Now, shit, I'm like, sure, what's up? What's going? You know, you can talk to me? Like, look, we do a lot of, you know, friendly-ass shit. I mean, I fuck with you on some other shit. Like, your mind is beautiful and all that shit. But, like, can I respectfully have? a little bit of that pussy.

It's that fine. The only shit she can say is yes or no. I think I would have came a little bit more smooth. Go ahead. I mean, I was just, that's just like that. See, I would have been at the park. Go ahead. First of all, you're going to set the location

or what you're going to ask for the pussy. Because long as the kids having fun, we can have fun. I was just talking about it. See, I'm not even going to act like it's about pussy. I'm going to wait to the perfect time to ask. That's how you get a lot of it. You know what, man?

Let's go to the part. man let the kids play and shit because first of all i need these motherfuckers out my face first of all i need them out my face divided because every time i open soon as my jaw dropping them opening they're like what mr bernard gonna say because they don't know my real name so i told him my name bernard what you did you be using fake name yeah i told me mr bernard i don't give a fuck in the world don't trust a nigger name bernard nigger ain't no good i don't give a fuck what it is so anyway they're trying to see what mr bernard gonna say first of all you can't be uncle you can't be uncle when you're trying to pay dad first of all i got to ask you got to ask you

That's confusing the kids. Uncle Bernard's so funny, mama. Why you fucking Uncle Bernard? But you got your name tattoo right between your eyes. My name is D.C. Bernard. D.C. Bernard, young Flatt. They keep asking me, you look like that dude, Y'all Flatt. I'm like, that's my nephew.

You feel what I'm saying? I'm Uncle Bernard. So in who, we get the kids out of our face. We go to the park. You know what I'm saying? You see how they're having a good time right there? My kids, your kids. You know what I'm saying?

Hey, hey, no jumping. No jumping. Hey, what that shit? Can't be jumping on my kids, but anywho. See how they have a good-ass time? Anywho? Anywho, because he's getting his ass. Hey, when niggins started using clever words,

you ain't heard him say before, he about to ask you for some shit. Real talk. Anywho. Anywho. Anyway. Hey, man, I know you're feeling me, no feeling you.

Man, I can see the pressure that these kids got on you, you know what I'm saying. Hey, real talk. Let me lick your booty. Hey, man. You strength. You went in too graphic. I went deep.

So, first of all, she ain't going to. say no she's not going to deny you too graphic she is a mother you're not going to eat the booty have you ever she is a mother she is a mother five that ain't really her thing right there but have you ever promised a girl head and then get my head like baby i can't wait to eat that pussy tonight do you get over there you fuck you're like ah bitch that I bet that I'm going to give her head ah ha ha ha ha ha what the fuck is real with you man you out here making head promises that don't give them done you's a low down niggum man you was a low down you got to think about it see i give a head so I get hard boy if I'm already hard bit you know hey this is the

most selfish nigga he ain't gonna never get no more oh man what if I'm over a hard bitch you gotta get the dick now if you're talking about to wait later it might not rise again you tripping come on with it let go let go let do it now right no hey this is a podcast but niggas we're ready to fuck right now right now because you already know how I see it go ladies it is 2017 you cannot Blame your dry pussy on me. I bought the food. I got us here safely.

Fuck as you do it. Moving right along. Like a nigga said something. Your motherfucking right he did. Correct. What this nigga say? Buggy Black says DC and color should do an old nigga freestyle. It's not my shit.

Didn't we do one? We always do one. But that's not my shit. Who said that? Buggy Black. Of course, Buggy Black. Brother where I go, there's motherfuckers telling me about the podcast. For real.

They're telling me to watch it like I ain't the nigga on the shit. Hey, hey, you need to watch 85 shop show. Nick, I'm, what? I had a nigga come to tell me here. Like, hey, you know what's a nigga sound jet like you on 85 or something? I'm like, for real. What I can find it? Nick, I got all the episode.

Right here, I don't know a lot of them, funny. I got old him. Nick got your name and everything. Look, D.C., you're going to fly? Nick, jeet like you. Carlo, yo, tell Carlo they stealing his shit, too. I'm like, man, this nigga got to be the dummy thing. When you said that, I just heard that nigger voice in my head,

I got over the episode. I got all the episode. I got all the episode. I skipped one on because they were tripping, but I was like, but it's good. I ain't like that one. I just ain't like that one. I'm like, my nigga be knowing minutes. He let's go right hit episode three on two minutes and 30 seconds.

Oh, they get down. Nick. They get down right now. Hey, I read one comment. That nigga said, man, what was fly eating? That shit looked good than the motherfucker. I was like y'all niggins be paid attention. He wasn't hungry, bosted.

All the wrong shit. Y'all stop cussing out the little ladies who come through here. Every time we have some guests, y'all, I was trying to talk about him. That bitch got that shirt at such a son. I'm like, God damn. Can we live? Can we motherfucking live? Much love to everybody who purchased some merchandise recently from the 80s.

Oh, we appreciate y'all, man. We appreciate y'all. You got your lighter. I keep this motherfucker everywhere I go. I got my lighter on. I know it going to end up in somebody up pocket, and I can't wait. I'm like, stick your light out. He's going to be like, look, bro, it's a big.

I'm like, turn it around. Punk motherfucker. Give me my lighter, you bitch. Man, we've been. Where the fuck you been? Man. We've been over here cooking. I seen y'all been cooking.

I started to unscribe this shit on YouTube. We got lighters. I started to unfollow this shit. All I haven't seen this shit. All types of goodies. We got stickers. Some that we can sell the niggas. Some that we can sell the crackers.

Yeah. And something that we can sell for them people who. do shit ass backwards because Red Bull, they fucking with us backwoods, they fucking with us. Hitting it canning the other day, he said, nigga, I'm fucking with you.

But he ain't came to the show he out. He blaming it on some of the shit. He on a jabat. I said, no you're not, I just called you how you pick up. He said, nigga, I got my own sell of your service.

I said, damn that nigger, rich. He got neck wireless. I was like, I need to be on that plan. I never have to pay for my shit. Hey, while a night, I'll pay for it for me. Sing that shit, man. But think about it, they won't do it for me. So I'm like...

Chopped in the motherfucking trap. House. Niggas be singing. Hey, I miss the chop. Bones be ringing. We're going back to the trap. Can't smoke in hell. We'll get kicked out this shit.

We're going back to the trap. I can't wait. Because it's a spider net that I can fuck a freak in that time of the day. I can't get no pussy in here. No. Bring a bitch in here. She'll try to steal everything in here. I'm like, bitch, chill out.

Amen. Because in the trap, all the lights was off. She ain't know where she was going. She was trusting my voice in the place that I was showing. Somebody that stole all the cigarette loads. What did you just say? Somebody stole the cigarette loads. The cigarette, what did you just say?

Somebody don't stole the cigarette loads. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. He stole the cigarette loads. But it's all good. It's all all good. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, because I know to lay that backwards. New Lady at the Backwoods.

Hey man, you're a fucking fool. And you didn't even fucking tell me that the new edition movie was that fucking good, man. You out here making ghetto history and shit trying to act like you fucked up. You know what? I didn't realize it was history. You don't realize I was making.

I did. I didn't realize I was making history until after the first episode. Until after the first 30 minutes, well, it was really seven minutes with 30 minutes of commercial. I didn't realize. You know that movie?

really 21 minutes that movie 21 god damn they made us watch that shit for three nigger they showed so many commercials on their fucking movie it was like a blockbuster commercial soon as that big came in right it was like buddy stop doing crack all right come up what the fuck how you go off on that part hey that movie was good i ain't realized that you did your thing in that bitch you that shit was believable you you know your afro was perfect that shit was perfect don't you been killing with the perfect little microphone That's why I have it. Is that your movie shit?

Yeah, that's my movie shit. That's my grown man shit. I take them curls. I get that comb. You know, real knicker with a combs and shit. Take that cone, cone through that shit. I'm like, I'm on my grown man shit. But this one I realized it was a hit.

Because first of all, I never seen none of the parts of the movie period. I just did. My shit ain't got that long. Once I saw how great it came together and when I realized, you know how temptation is a classic for us. This is a temptation for the younger people.

for the younger people. Nigger, I can't wait to next week when the nigga at the barbershop got the whole shit with no commercial. No commercial. Number 21 minutes of it.

I can't wait till they put it on DVD. But when I realized that and when it came out because the singer was great, the shit was perfect. And I did not know Bobby Brown was an ass like that. See, that's what I was just about to say.

Now that they made the new edition movie, they know they owe us some old Bobby Brown's story. The nigga. The nigga said he fried the chicken with the cocaine. That's got to be in the movie.

That's got to be in the movie. That's got to be in the movie. Nika, they then went back and found the old, what a war show where the nigga dropped the cocaine on stage? Did y'all see this shit? Oh, man, I've seen that shit. For the people who ain't seen this shit, we're going to put the clip on, you got to see this shit.

Nigger dropped the cocaine. And, nigga, hit the dad step and picked the shit up. Nigger was like, You got to know that. I was like, that nigga so smooth, bro. The nigga dropped it when he realized, he was like, My own propaganda.

That nigga got to be crazy. The only shit that I really wish he would have dropped the shit to my favorite Bobby Barby. Brown song. My favorite Bobby Brown song is Tenderoni. Can you imagine the nigger trying to sing Tendoroni smooth and then scoop the coke up? Nigger. That would have been hard as a motherfucker.

That shit was so fun, bro. Man, Bobby Brown, did you see the pictures they found of the real Bobby Brown when he was a little boy? That nigga was 30. Oh, that the nigga looked 30 when he was young. That nigga was on the car looking like a mechanic. I said, this nigga Bobby is

old, bud. Hey, the nigga who played Bobby as a young He just made me laugh every time he was like, he was killing on the damn mood. I was like, that shit, fine. They played, they put, I was there watching the youngest. It was one of the scenes, like when it was in the purple suit, purple suit and they was on stage and I was just watching it. Like, you know me, I'm just saying, I'm a fan of all this shit. Like, anything that comes together, I'm a fan.

And I'm just saying watching these young niggas, first of all, they're in the movie. They're doing their thing because before they got up there, they like, oh, do you see your phone with you, man? I'm like, nigg, y'all get paid more to me, man. You know what I'm saying? But I'm watching these dicks fulfill their dream. And plus they're killing it. Like, I'm watching them on doing their little thing on stage.

I'm like, damn, this shit is fire to see these young niggas doing this shit. You know what I'm saying? All right, let me go on and do my two minutes to talk and get up out of here. Yeah. No, that shit was, I was hype just fucking to sit my nigga in. No, because I remember you told him when you left to do the shit. It was a while ago. And then I forgot that you was in this shit.

Real tough. So I was like, nigga, I was like, that's my nigga. And then he fucking Bobby Brown had. They gave you a good part. No, it was a good part. And it was like history. So I didn't really know. I did.

But when I watched the movie and I was like, oh, shit. Then when I seen it, everybody, but you're the reason why that shit hot today? I'm like, nigga, I ain't, I'm 24. Tell him you weren't born. I wasn't born, dude. You know what I'm saying? You made that shit popping, bro. I appreciate that.

I'm like, nigga. Damn, nigga, you're 24? I'm going to be 25. Oh, nigga. Oh, you didn't got old. You was a young nigga when I met you, nigga. Yeah, I was going on 21? God damn.

Congratulations to the nigger. It's about to be 25. Nigger, when you make 25 and you're a street, nigga, that's like a couple of men. I know. I know what I was deaf and sound like, but niggins don't even make it where I'm from. Even 18 to 21, I'm 25, they like, nigga, you're five. That's real. I don't know why niggas have such a hard time growing up, but if you make it to 25,

you pretty much got this shit down back. You're good. Whatever you've been doing for them 25, yeah, keep doing it. Yeah, keep doing that shit. Mirate talk. Hey, shut out. Somebody right there smoking right now. Shout out to all the young-ass old nigg.

Who can make it. You're right. Nick, be 26, but really be 33 in the face of shit. When we're gonna talk. Nigga, I got a lot of mouths. Go to sleep. Go to get, niggins, refuse to go to goddamn sleep, don't the motherfuck on Instagram all goddamn night. Go too bad.

I ain't selling no dope. Ain't go to bed. He just, uh, what the move here. You need to go to sleep. Go to fucking sleep. Go to fucking sleep. Go to look for a job in the morning. I don't, I love some social media, man, but I'm about to quit fucking with it for life.

I ain't, it's fun. That shit is fun. That shit is fun. Yeah, Trump and made all the Muslim ban. I'm ban all the Muslims I got a Muslim problem Call me Did you see what happened

I'm like nigga I can't help you He kicking me and you to fuck out He banned y'all He can't ban after He had to think about it They worry about the sniper You don't want no African sniper Nika shoot that shit

You know what he'll see it coming Nigger be up there, he'll be up there She this is the problem I don't really know what happened But I'm getting a week Hey man I'm just getting a week And I don't know what happened

Donald Trump It only took Donald Trump nine days to fuck the country up, man. But that nigga, he doesn't win there signing shit. He don't even know. He really signed the autographs. But a nigga just making up shit. Just making up. What was all this shit two weeks ago?

I'm going to shine the Red Bull Box. Oh, the pipeline. Oh, this nigga, he's going to go to jail in about three months. Because I'm telling you, he's going to come out and say some off the wall shit. Because he's just been making up whatever the fuck he wanted to. It's something going to happen. There's no more chal. support everybody's good don't worry about he's stupid he I don't know what I

really know what's going on I'm just sitting here like here now wake up in today his girlfriend airtime he just look at her she just niggas is just walking around this bitch like when the boss he got a power to take you take your joy bro he'll just look at you be happy he's just look at you what's wrong I don't know I just can't believe that this motherfucker really in charge of shit gonna ban all the muslim who what the fuck we gonna get the instance and gas for them and shit like that niggas ain't gonna be at no gas station

nigga black let me get 5-0 pump three you're like hey my name I'm sending this shit for I thought I fuck with the Muslims all this shit got to go if it weren't for the Muslims they who else gonna stop me and say hey black man lead the pork in the white woman alone be the righteous black king

that you are I know he ain't talking about those Muslims but those the Muslims in my community you know what I'm saying The bean pie mug they're down and stick the pot in your water bean pie I don't like the way I don't like the way that they try like the black Muslims ain't Muslims too I don't like this shit the niggas on Camp Creek who

will stop you in the middle of Camp Creek and be like hey black man bean pies no additives no preservatives no preservatives real talk yeah trying to give you that what's that long as newspaper I'm gonna tell you that uh first call yeah I'm gonna tell that I'm gonna ban everything I'm gonna ban everything okay it's like he'd be trying to find out what he wanted to say and the artist for somebody to say, keep talking about that shit right there. He'd be like, I'm going to buy anything. He'd do that.

Anybody want me to buy anything? Why he'd make that face, man? Because you're trying to find out, he don't really know what the fuck to say. When he get up there, he'd be like, I'm going to tell you why he's making a face, though. Why? Because he didn't know he's full of shit,

he can smell it. You see, that little pussy he got under his neck. You got a little vagina under, though. We better quit talking about this shit for all our episodes get deleted. We're just going to go try to listen to the shit. Then we'll appear on him on his press conference. See, but he'll make it smart,

but he'll let it be known that he did this shit from Wilding out yeah Beckett tweeted some shit she did a sketch where it was like she said she was

Donald Trump daughter and she went to the protest and she was fucking with people like Donald Trump was about to come that next night her fucking account was hacked

had porn and all types of shit on that oh niggas don't play I don't know what the fuck because he'll say some slick shit

he'll get this shit down and say some slick shit on the protest and be like see I'm the president and I just want everybody to know don't ride 85 south

It's canceled Bullshit The road is close You fuck with the 85-7 show Because if they try to take our shit We're throwing hands over here We might as well We might as well

We're not saying we throwing hands With Donald Trump We're just throwing hands with I'm just saying Whoever tried to take our shit off You get in your ass with Hey Donald Let me talk that nigga Donald

Hey God damn right Let me holler at you bro Hey everybody Everybody deleted the Uber app Today because Uber said That they was fucking With Donald Trump

So I ain't gonna lie man I'm with all that shit But I'm a realist man I can't delete Uber. I can't delete it either. I can't. I fought with everybody and they believes

and what's going on. Forget what though. When I call a nigga, a nigga ain't picking up how Uber is. You hit that request. Nigger, you hit requests. We're like, nigga, we're outside. We out here.

How did y'all know I was going to do? Because you sent that green button to your partner. Hey, bro, we y'all need to ride. Hey, damn, bro. She, I got my little girl with him. She can ride too, yeah. She can ride too. Uber, not only do they be right there.

They asked you how many motherfuckersers. going to be which. Like, nigga, what we need to see it. How many? How many got two, three? What? Four? Everybody's sprinting the ride or just one ride. Nigger, sometimes I pull up my Uber app just to see how close to the motherfuckers are.

They'd be right there two minutes away. Nigger be riding down the street. Hey, some motherfuckers out here is driving Uber cars that ain't made for no goddamn Uber. Like if you got a car that's just for two people, that's two goddamn into me. That's he. That's me. You pick me up in a truck. Then the bitch

You said face to pay with the dick ass Then the bitch wasn't manual Every time he shipped to get He hit my knee I was like this motherfucker Hellboy If this ride won $6 I get out this shit

Sometimes The Uber prices are shocked your ass You're like nigger You're gonna take me all Well that for $9? Shit let go My fucking hit my leg Every time he shit to get

My goddamn leg Look at that damn leg, man. Hey, fuck wrong with you, buddy. I would ride... I feel in that situation, I swear on everything. I can't ride lift, though. Lift, these motherfuckers play too. They're too playful.

Everybody say, live, but I don't fuck with a lift. I don't fuck with live, man. They'd be pulling up with them look at them, with the eyelashes on the car and shit like the car gay. Hey, dude, you want my ox court? Hey, man, cut all that friendly shit out. friendly shit out my name I ain't gonna lie Uber fuck me on one time I had that car look you know I ain't got no problem none of them people you feel what I'm saying I don't

have a problem with none of people I will I hit it I hit I hit I hit the Uber a man wife out in and I see a later picture you know what I'm saying and then when it pop up the name said Jamee I'm like I'm like uh I'm like I'm like maybe she ran jermaine car you know what I'm like I she's just you because they got to have a profile picture whoever come to get you so I'm like I maybe she just used you maybe she just used in Jermaine profile. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, all right, cool.

So I don't wait a 10 minutes. The motherfucker was 10 minutes of. So I see it pull in, so I go outside to meet the motherfuckling. So I see the girl in the profile picture. But then I also see Jermain. He in the car with her? It's the girl. Hold up.

Yeah. I see. It's two motherfuck. No, it's the lady. The lady nigger? Yeah. No, I can't ride. So he.

Can't ride. So I would like. That shit going to look wrong. So look, then what I say. I said, you, Jemaine. she was like he was like yeah I would like hey my cousin's coming bro it's all good he's like no you it's okay you can get to call me I said nah my cousin it's all good bro my cousin on the way I didn't want to say hell now you got me fucked up so I kept it

I kept it I kept it cordial I was like no my cousin away he was like bro I ain't gonna do that to you I said just by you saying that you gonna do something to me I'm good so he pulled out and he rolled off and all I'm thinking like what if I got in the car and I'm just running and somebody knows you man they like Why I just seen D.C. in the car with Jermaine? You see what I'm saying? They like, Jermaine, who? Nigger, Jermaine, Jermaine.

You can't never say Jemaine one time. You got to say it Twain. Jermaine. You're like, no, not Jemaine, Jermaine. Nigger, Jermaine. And they'll hype that shit, so now I know what bring that ass him mean. You feel what I'm saying?

I've been, and then nigger be on Twitter. Boy, I saw you with Jemaine. I'm like, man, you go home with that poor shit. And then Jemaine, a fan. DC, before you leave. Did we get a picture? No, Jemaine. I can't get no picture with you.

I can't. Oh, shit. I can't. Well, when that nigga said, I ain't going to do nothing to you, I knew he was going to do something to me. I said, no, man. I ain't got no problem with him. I just can't put myself in that digging man, bro.

Hey. I can't do it. They sent me an Uber driver name Hussein one time. I can't say shit because on my Uber profile, my name got spelled wrong. My shit's say Carcos. So I'd get in the car and just act like, I'm African. They're like, hey, what's your name? Like, carcos.

I got to like that. And I'm like, I know you did. You can't even change that you can't. Carcose, I can't. That shit fucked up. Carcose. That shit crazy. What's these comments talking about today?

That nigga said, I'm so fucking. I don't have a problem with you guys. I just want to want you all to know that. 2017. He's going to bless him in so many ways. I hope he keeps growing. Who said that? Oh, man.

I appreciate you, Lucid Marie. Lucy Marie says she's so fucking proud of you. Two times a certain ain't going to bless him in so many ways. I hope you. First of all. God is going to bless me in 2017, not the year. You know what I'm saying? You got to give God the praise.

You got to. Not the year. So I appreciate it, though. Lucid, you know what I'm saying? Nicky just trying to stay grounded, man, you know what I'm saying? Don't stay grounded, man. I'm going to tell y'all. Don't be out here working your ass off to stay the same.

Shout, you'll be surprised with shit. I'm elevated. You'll be surprised the shit that people do, you know what I'm saying? Just, you know what I'm saying? Just to just to maneuver out here in the world. Like, when you jack off and use the lotion that's in your hand and just rub it on your body. Watch how smooth your skin be. Watch how smooth your skin to be

Wasting good lotion Waste and lotion Waste and lotion You gotta use that shit Rough hand ass nigga Yes You have a touch A rough hand out

nigga nigga you dab You like damn What's on your hands Sam paper I can't say shit I got rough-ass hands No nigga I got niggas

Who hands The back of their hand The back of their hand Is on the front of their hand Nick The back of their hand I don't dab the nigga up I'm like

I know you don't touch I don't like the dick I know that I know for a fact Not with those hands Not with those hands. Are you in good hands? No.

Have you ever shook my hand, nigga? Niggia, no, nigga. Hey, man, if your fingers are something fucked up, you got an element. Don't be dapping people with that shit and act like it's normal. You need to let you. And then it's like, if you won't dab,

let a motherfucking know. Hey, ain't shit wrong with my finger. I just got the shit caught up in a condo when I was little. I was in the club. Because it's about a thousand million niggas with that little part fucked up right there. I'm like, is this a gang or something?

Let me tell you something. I was in the club with a nigga real top, bro. A nigga had three fingers. But both of the forefinger, it was a tech like there. So I don't got a problem with shit. I don't seen a lot of shit in my life. But out of the blue, when they're like,

boy, what's up? I got scared. But I'm like, what the fuck? You know what I'm saying? And I know he's used to it, so he's not like. So I grabbed the shit. I'm like, oh, shit, my bad. But I'm like, you got one of a nigga, bro.

Yeah, but I feel like if something, like if you got some shit, I know if you got some shit, I'm like, call out of the hair you doing. But you're going back, man, come on. But see, that shit happened to me. I'm meant to fucking store one day. A little dude, I thought he was a little dude, but he was a grown nigga, but he had the 13-year-old body,

and he looked like he was shrugging his shoulders. But then I found out he had shit to shrug. It was just straight, like, what the fuck? Should be confusing, man. Real talk. When people fuck with your talent, they do shit that you would never expect him to do. They see you out.

One lady just handed me a baby. Like, that's Carlos. Handed me to baby, the baby, and then laid down and went to sleep. They got me standing there inconvenience. Like, I'm standing there with these people like 10, 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah.

and such and such and then he's about to go to school and this is my brother hold on wait his wife she's where you at we in here she coming out the back hold on we gonna get a picture all of us together the baby's sleep I've been holding the baby so goddamn long the baby sleep eyes closed sleep like am I in family now

or what you know I don't have people had me in the cold like I'm on the way to my car I hit my car alone and let them folk know I'm ready to go they're like oh can we take a picture I'm like yeah so I'm out there I'm like yeah they tell me I fuck with you on her I felt with y'all And then she got them, she's like, oh my God, my camera, I'm like, babe, get your phone, babe. And he was like, all right, I see the nigga, take off.

I'm like, we all part. I can drive you over there. Nigger, he was so cold, bro. I'm trying to be humble. But I really want to say, fuck that this bitch. Bitch is called. I'm enemic. Nick, eemic.

Edemic. God damn. Unemic. It's the same thing. I thought he's a little. Eat need me to look colder. Because you get real cold. Yeah, I get cold.

You eat cold for me. That shit, it's cold cold. Hey, man, people are trying to take pictures of shit. What's all, lo? Oh, you ain't scared. I saw you. You get the pictures. This motherfucker keep going off.

Show me how to work the motherfucker. But what if you were at the drive-thor, the nigga just said. He got your stuff. Man, leave that nigger hand alone. Come on, bro. I told you the shit. I was like, man, you don't waste your whole milk shake. He got your staircase.

I was like, man, you know damn well. You should have just slit my fries. Slit my fries. Now you got all my fries on the floor I ain't need trying to I'm really pissed off because I'm hungry There's 90 people in here This nigga want to grab my shit with three fingers

This nigga, come on man Then he got him at the camera He dab, he dapped, he pointing, he's poking He like, do-doo-doo-d-d-d-d-d-d- I'm like This nigga here, this nigga here He created- Hey man, a nigga trying to give me the left-hand dab I was like, I don't want no left-hand dab

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It was so cool because he'd been doing it. You stupid and fuck, man. Hey, this is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for niggas who got their hand, like. With the hand like, flat? Yeah, nigga. Yeah, niggins that can't pull up the number one, so I know what the nigga feel like, you know what I'm saying?

Talk to them about having a disability, man. How does that affect you your life? Because what if you wanted a finger with that finger? You couldn't do it. First of all, it'll be stressful. It'll be real stressful. And it's going to hurt like two minutes in. gonna be real stressed

It's just You just got to stay down and pray Man Because at the moment You stay down and pray Real talk You gotta work on that shit You gotta work

Because at the time Where I thought My hand wasn't Gonna never be the same Bro Like my shit was stuck Like that And when I moved my finger

Like try to spread them apart That shit I was gonna They were stuck like that So That's what I mean So I worked on my shit

It took about two years Just for me To get down People think that shit A game That shit is really Not the move Oh check this out

We got some more comments You know we fought with the comments. Yeah, we fought with the comments. C.J. Morton, I had to turn my phone off when Cullo said that nigger was a casket model. Niggia, you see Uncle Levi at the belly room, the old nigga? Who? In the L.A.

I ain't never seen you. This nigga on the N.B. He don't know who the fuck it is. Yeah, shout out to Uncle Levi. And, yeah, he do look like a casket model. That nigger said he turned his phone off. I mean, you know, whatever. CJ, appreciate it. What that shit say?

About last night's makeup. I can no longer watch this point. podcast at work. Carlos Legit made me holler at my desk. Talking about eating pussy with his coat on. This podcast is for niggas who thought they played was in the microwave, but he wasn't. So he drank the last little bit of juicy juice in the fridge.

Oh, spiteful ass, nigga. I was talking about that shit. We was talking about eating pussy the other day. Sometimes I just, I don't even get undressed. I just eat pussy with my coat on, man. She don't know if I'm about to leave or what. That's what I do, bitch. There ain't no skin on top of skin.

Nope. If I fuck with you, I even know if I fuck with you, you get these skin on top of skin and sex. If I'm fully dressed, niggins don't use their peepo, when you see me pull that zipper down, it's long enough stick through. I don't know what type of shit you went into.

You were into some strange things, young niggins. I tell if you want to bust a nut. It don't matter if I'm uncomfortable or if I'm comfortable. No, sometimes you just got to come home and eat pussy. But the nut is the obligation. On some creative shit, flat. You ain't never just came home and like, hold on, let me eat your pussy real quick.

I just thought of some shit. And, like, work on your, move. I do. I work on my moves. I started. I realize that I need to be romantic. I need to do other shit to like what to like just stretch the shit. It depends on your lady. Like romance is all in about who you fuck. See the next girl. Well, my next lady are my girl, I guess. I'm just going to. I like how you clinked that shit up. Yeah, I clink that out of there. We could just edit that shit out if you want to. You can start out. I'm going to keep it just like this. Keep it real.

I'm going to play my mixtape. I'm just going to press one and see. Well if she don't like the shit. It doesn't matter, bitch. It's for me. i'm just gonna see how long i can go oh i'm gonna be mad if i you're trying to be your own mixtape yeah i just want to see how long i go cause my mixtape is like an hour if that no no no no no i don't know you needed a mixtape it's probably like 45 minutes i don't fuck through three episodes of family guy yeah you got that shit up too long loath well i mean nigg you really killed that bitch nah my hey niggins be going through shit sometimes she's dead no she's not you you'd be

surprised how much shit we can't do to a pussy yeah you don't believe me let a phone ring all that sexy shit after hello my mama wait nigger put your dick up wait you still fucking ain't nothing sexy yeah hello yeah yeah yeah macaroni in the oven I'll be over there at two o'clock yeah uh-huh yeah my bitch-ass sister she ain't called me back she still give you the brus yeah my head yeah I'm supposed to get my hair done at 145. Yeah. Ooh, daddy.

Oh, daddy. Damn. Yeah. Uh-huh. I'm going to pick you up. Call me when you get out the shower. I'm about to get in the shower now. Okay.

Well, tell, teaching them to come through, too, because they're supposed to sing. Bro, that's crazy, bro. I had a girl to literally snap out that shit, right? Oh, fucking. I was talking about she giving me everything I want to. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm going to gross.

So I got crazy in that air. I don't die, thine her back, no, that's rape. I'm like, what? Wait a minute. Wait, what the fuck? That's exactly the type of shit I was just said. You into some wild shit. I'm good.

I got on soft. I'm all right. Hey, man, this shit good in the motherfucker. Yep, sure is. Shout out the Red Bull. Red Bull. All right, man. This episode has been about a whole lot of vagina and shit.

Hold up, before we go there. I'm with the fact. Yeah, that's why I said this episode been about a whole lot of vaginas and stuff and we were just moving up to the Super Bowl. Ain't that shit good? This shit turned into a Mexican. I was like, boy, that motherfucker.

Oh, tropical. Red Bullets school. Lucha Lee, please. Give your wings. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ghii, ca, kia. Oh, we got another comment. Oh, we got another comment. Deflo Dala.

Shout out to Deflo Duffalo. Shout out to Joe This podcast was a good look On some shooting editing Shit looked like Hold up It's like shit like this That's why Carlos is the UGK

A stand-up I'm watching this whole shit Watching this whole team win Keep grinding You know what I think that was Joe who wrote that comment Shout out to Joe out camera man He wrote that

He didn't because It was a bunch of them motherfuck Because it was like Because niggas It was a whole row of comments What nigga was like This new intro nigga Five

But this is how I knew the shit was gonna be fight, right? You know, we was on in LA. I'm calling, like, I'm hitting Joe. Like, Joe hit me, but like, when we get through, the nigga, turn the phone off. I don't know what he's doing. I don't know what the fuck going on. I'll be hanging that shit, too.

The nigga get the foot-it. Joe get on work, that nigga phone off. But then when you see his phone, you can understand. He'd be trying to preserve that motherfucker because it looked like he got rent over out of the garbage truck. So look, this nigga be putting shit together. I'm like, where we shoot this shit at? This shit was amazing, nigga.

You had a walk in that bitch on the intro like a real gangster. I ain't seen it. I gotta see it. I swear on everything I can't see it. That last shit was hard. For real? Yeah.

Let me see it. That shit hard. Pull it up right quick. Keep doing your thing, Joe. We got some more shit? No, pull the shit up. Let fly see the intro. Play the intro real quick.

We're moving our own time, man. New edition movie came out. That shit was hard, bro. Can black people be racing? racist do y'all think black people can be racist we are racist we are the most racist do you think black people the most racist we are the most racist how though because we are racist we are we just racist it ain't we can't describe that first of all up flat before we get into it here go the intro there you go chat

I don't think we could be racist isn't really shit as anything to stop nobody think prejudice is a little worse yeah prejudice is the personal This isn't why black people can't get along. There you go. And why our education is always good. Talk to him, Chad. And prejudice. And prejudice.

I feel like prejudice. Well, somebody's prejudiced. Like, they hate my guts. Even being a fan of white people or any other group makes me prejudice. But I don't benefit from my, me being prejudiced. I just don't prefer another person. There you go. Did you see what I'm saying?

It's why white people are allowed to benefit from. So it's like an adjective word for prejudice or an advert word for prejudice. Yeah, kind of sort of. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you're doing, because prejudice is you saying you don't like another group, racist. Hold up. Start this shit over, man. You ain't talked over the shit.

No, that damn, niggas. Oh. Are you talking about when I'm walking from them? That's Chicago. The podcast, the niggins who fell asleep in the living room with the shoes on. Beach, this call my home, I mean you, bro, like on ABG. I can't wait to my point. Y'all, you're all the new generation of comedy.

Yeah, oh. Oh, there. Where you see me look like, look, nine, yeah, peace. her teeth her tithies are gorgeous yep he made him send in the video he made him send in the video i don't know what i thought of it i ain't know whatever Play the bike with it Draco. I was going to find out. How many girls are looking for it?

Uh-oh, better get Draco. Got any Draco? Trying to play the stove. Yeah. Yeah. That's what we're doing over here at the 85. That was a waste of time, you guys. Appreciate it.

No, I thought she was in. You said, that's a hit. Good Pussy inspired me. It really did. A lot of people been asking me where I got the Good Pussy inspired me, heard it from. I don't know.

I think off a T-spring or some shit. But I got these, I got a lot of people who send me shit. and I buy shit too so then this should just be popping up on my socials and shit so if I see some shit I like I just get it but I think that you can get it off T-spring

that's the T-shirt place for people who like T-shirts and shit like that I didn't get the soul glow off of that but I got a little T-shirt plug too and shout out to Heat ATL let me cast up oh that's what you were talking about oh did they

do they see you know with the motherfucking cool gray 11 yes sir do they send you those wait a minute these not these not no

I know what's going on the OG you're yeah these OG fuck out of here come on man so we got we got the shoe

OG like you need to go over there and hollet the people at heat ATL get your footwork I seen what going on I checked they I fuck with the podcast

but I saw like they repair shoes too them customize them everything I don't want no custom I want some real ones no they're real you can just get them I'm just so scared people being scamming

this is the scamming why you put all that money on the baby that dirty ass money I know man everybody was saying that shit but it really wasn't dirty ain't come from those real clothes hey man if it's what it is a guy about everybody dirty

you don't pee and dab the nigga up yeah this is a gang nasty motherfucker hey boss they're acting like they clean nigga pee nigga peed on his hand

wiped it all be like what's up what's talking about nigga hey you ever notice that yeah about a dirty give you a compliment You got to say some other shit in front of. Yeah, you know, I shoot niggas and slap bitch. You're on some real shit, though.

That baby beautiful, my nigga. I appreciate it. Hell, yeah, man. The baby's beautiful. And she looked like you, but I ain't calling you beautiful, if that makes it. I feel what you're saying? Hell yeah, man. Y'all did that.

Yeah, I did that. Hell you. You did that? My jeans are drunk. I know it so far. It went straight to the uterus. It went straight to the uterus. As soon as I skied out, it was like, bam.

I'm already there pregnant. I thought that you did a face swap on the baby. I was like the baby. The baby looked just like that. You know what I'm mad, though? She ain't get her eyes, man. I'm like, fuck. She got everything from me.

Except with her penis. What the fuck? This podcast is for niggins who forgot the pecked deodorant in the overnight bag. So they say fuck it and use the secret on the dresser. Yep, real nigger shit. I did that the other day at the hotel. Man, if you're, fly by secret. I see you the nigger.

That nigga be fucking with the speech. Yeah, he'd be fucking with the speech. I buy lady speech. That shit smells blossomy. Oh, I do. It don't matter. I can't use old Spite shoes I put that shit up I'm gonna have a fucking tumor on my own

Like God damn and it burns I can't even hug somebody How you doing? I watch out You use ladies speed stick I was down one time when I saw that nigga You're not many Dube You used lady dub I don't like that soft-ass shit

You light skinned though You use a lot of lady products Ladies Speed stick I got to look when I was a kid Because I used it didn't hold Lady Speed stick Everybody perspiring is different Ladies Speeds

Look, you were supposed to get a weapon when you were a kid for being mustard. Because that's a bad representation of your family. Like if you must it and everybody know it, they'd be like, uh-uh, you're making the family look bad. Get your ass in there. Yeah, everybody hate that. As much as I love you, you're going to walk around this motherfucker musty. All day. In front of our family, like I don't treat you good.

Then you got that one cousin. All day. I wasn't going to say nothing, but all day, Auntie. All day. Hey, let me ask you this shit. You ever spend the night over somebody house and, they don't shower the whole time you over there you like when the fuck did y'all they're looking at you crazy like damn you're gonna take another shower like yes i'm taking a shout i'm gonna do this

every day for me and you every day for me and you one towel having that i ain't ain't gonna lie to like I had that I'd have my partner that to like ask me like hey my knee you're gonna shout niggi I was not prepared for that I was like I did not know you was the nigg that spent the night the whole weekend keep taking this shirt off and putting a t-shirt on that's me that's me and the crazy part about I smell better than everybody who the fuck was you staying with nigger but the crave part about my father was like me this the old you not not the new you give me some cemetery I'm filthy no I take a shower though because you know you feel you feel dirty I don't know the feeling I take a shout

no's we be on the roll I say for you got to show Friday Saturday You come home Sunday No, nigga You're supposed to take the shower Like I take shower Friday

I don't know how to fuck you I already put on my clothes If you see me in the airport That's my own stage outfit That's my own stage outfit This nigga I'd be oh I would be in the airport

shop Because you know what I got a show tonight And tomorrow Nicky you don't have to get flat I got my Aboard outfit Nick see me on the way back

back in the same fit. Did you ever get on the plane? I'm like, yeah, I'm coming back. This nil is nasty, man. I'm about to get them open. You got too much money for shit like this. Man, I don't give a fuck. My balls clean.

You just said that? You ever heard of watch apps? They never get old. Nick, I thought I knew you until you said this shit. No, I do. I take a shower, man. I love taking shower. You don't feel you need to take a shower

before you have sex. Hell yeah. Because I take a shower after. Ain't no telling what she might do. Yeah. Uh-uh. Afterwards. We're gonna get dirty.

I'm not doing going into the shower twice. You're not doing that. So you're now all day. I ain't been up. My dick gonna start is why I cut my pubs. I trim them so this shit is gonna be musty. This shit is just going left. You know how a female could be walking all day

and you get the finger hug, you be like, oh damn bitch you've been walking all day and it's something like that. Okay, that's eatable right that's edible right there. She didn't sweat or nothing. I guess I'm nasty. It's okay. You're not, you all here eating a goddamn pussy

and smell like public subs. It's okay. I can't be that. It doesn't matter. I can't be that nigger. So I know with fresh nuts, the freshest nuts. Irish Spring type Axe effects. The Irish Spring, that's the job.

Nuts be brand new. She's like, there's no nuts. So you can pour your parents down, they'd be like, automatically turn into spring. You got to be fresh, man. And you show up in the airport fresh, then the motherfucker and some fresh shit with some nice expensive cologne. And they'd be like, oh, excuse me, you can come right through here.

This nigga means business. You in here smelling like last night, booty and Hennessy. Booty and Hennessy. But, lo, don't have like you ain't ever been to the airport with your stage outfit already. I've seen you in the airport and you go on stage on that same shit. We don't have been stuck in the whole same hotel. And I don't seen me and you get on the plane with the same shit we had on yesterday. And we jeered bitch.

And you ain't talking about, like, you're not talking about a two-hour time with it. We look like yesterday, you said, nigga, you're going to leave Friday, and you ain't going to shower the whole weekend. Do you know how fast them days go about? I don't. You wake up? Because I'm going to break them days up and get in the shower. I need a shower. Sunday.

Where are you living in? You can just wake up, you can go out Friday and wake up Sunday and be like, yeah, these nuts are a height. My three-day nuts is better than my one-day fresh nut. I got an inspiration day. It's like a two and a half. I can go about two and a half. It's time for me to get in the shower. Well, my nuts are like mayonnaise.

I don't leave them out. I don't. I don't leave my nuts out. Your nuts like open can Coke. Yes, my nuts. That shit is dead. After a couple of hours, you got to put it in fridge. I don't want my nuts to get flat.

I want my nuts to have that when I pull them out. Yeah. My nuts go. My nuts going to push. Yeah. Add the push to your shit. Biggie, you head. She'm like,

Why are you so for that today? Show up with trail mixed nothing. Ain't no, uh-uh. This is fault there. Need some crackers. Hey. I'm sorry. This a nigga over there and listen to this.

Like, boy, do you see a real nigga, boy? There's some niggies out there who filter. Get your ass in the shower. We're about to start the program. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Not getting the shower on the second day. Oh, nigga. Quentin Smith, this podcast is for niggas who act broke into the bitch to show up.

Then they pull out a pack and roll up all night. Yes, sir. No, you're a fool I mean she realized You got weed And she's gonna smoke All night With your dumb man

Wow You gotta act like this eat You gotta pull out Too blunt But like damn But you know This is really So she could already

Falked on early And then when she fought some You pull out of that weed Like Nope Now that weed This podcast right here You wanna get high

It's for the chicks Who got a bag of weed They just waiting on your shit To run out And then they're gonna pull it out And be like

Well I got a little bit Shout out to the holes Who's still weed And just take the weed And put in their bra Not a bra That smushed the weed But if you shout them out, you got to shout out the goof-ass niggins.

She got to roll the weed on the tape. Girl, he had, I didn't know weed with that sticky. It is. No tripling that bitch. Girl, he had a whole bunch of weed. It's sticky. He got that pet. He got that pat.

You were tired. You got that pack. What kind of weed? What kind of weed you got? You got that pet. You were like, they all the thief. Hey, we're gonna take up some money. We're trying to get DC in these classes.

This nigga is recorded. Something really wrong with this. Bro, tell the bit with a whole bunch of bitches. A bitch, you got that peck. Man, that bitch, steed. Ooh, that that bitch. Oh, that that bitch. Man, that bitch.

Yeah, I thought that shit said Lamar Odom. I was like, Lamar Odom doesn't say something. But did you see the picture of Lamar got down? In on. Yeah, he got the shit over his face and he's just sitting there. Who? Lamar Odom. He in rehab?

Again. I wouldn't go to. But who is this nigga friends, man? I hate people who ain't got real friends, bro. We need to start a little organization where we can help these niggins, man. Sometimes they just need to be around some real niggins. That's all it is. They need to be around somebody to say, no, Lamar, put the coke down.

Give it to me. I'll do it for you. I don't know. I want to start a like a consulting firm. This is why I don't want you to get high, Lamar. You'll be on cloud, 80. Let me do it for you. Cocaine fuck up everything.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Like, if you ever watch Unsung, shit be going great until a nigga, get on some coke. Don't it. As soon as you hit the coat. His life was horrible. It was beautiful. And then cocaine into his life.

I didn't know that Ricky was on the cocaine from new addition to the movie came, right? I didn't know that. Which Ricky? You're talking about it. Oh, yeah. The nigga didn't have a heart attack. That's the most shit. You got to think about it.

Crack was cool back then. Was he on the crack or was it the Coke? It's the same shit. No, crack is rocked up. Cocaine is the power. No, crack is phase one, crack is phase two. No, crack is just cocaine cooked up. Cocaine is just a powder.

But it was cool back then. Who wasn't doing coke? They was walking around with play, like, Ha! Ha! Dook was like, hey, give me some of that, your blood. All right now. It wasn't that far.

Boy, there's a war, boy. It was a part of this shit. With the Coke down, man. It was a part of that shit, bro. Hey, man, you're going to love this kind of. man this nigga said this podcast is for niggins like Chad who got 200 jogging suits with neon shoe strings that nigga always glowing in the background that was a good one hey dude got more jogging pants than a pregnant bitch hey hey man we got the Valentine's Day

show coming up for real hell yeah what that mean we got to buy these bitch or something I hate what motherfuck feel like Valentine's I pull the hey man I'm put the treats you better on Valentine's day so tomorrow I can keep me in the ass No, real shit. This year, it's 2017, fellas. We're going all out. We're buying our chicks everything for Valentine's Day. I'm going to get everything. We're about to show them that this material

shit don't mean nothing. You're about to buy all type of teddy bags. You got to create the shit yourself. I'm right. We're about to buy Kylie Jenner makeup, them Rihanna motherfucking flip-flops. She's about to get three teddy bears. Her titty suck. I'm getting her eyebrows done. Pussy wax. She's going to the spa

and get the car wash. I'm paying all the bills. I got to eat It's Valentine's Day, you got to eat ass. You got to eat the chocolate before, though. Eat the chocolate after a bitch. You're going to be in the candy you bought the bitch. A period going to be coming a couple days after Valentine's Day. It's usually around.

I might do some 50 grades and shade type shit. If you're in a relationship, it always kind of work out like that's like the week before, like a couple days before the period and shit. I might do some 50 shades of gray type shit. That's right. When my girl come in, I'm just going to throw the cuffs on her, I'm like, I'm going to already tied to the bed. I'm like, put them on you.

I'm already tired of it I'm gonna tell her to tie herself up we're gonna have goddamn survival remorse sex we're gonna we're gonna picture that we're kidnapping we still trying to fuck hold up my nigga how you gonna tie yourself up though I ain't really gonna be tired of cause I'm gonna be like that tired of shit I'm still gonna be loose if I can get out

just to case this bitch trash crazy shit I'm like bitch I ain't really tired up now you got me fucked up that's what I was just about to say you ain't gonna be doing all that it's the freak ass shit you know what I'm gonna wrap it around the bed a little bit I'm holding I would never let no chick tie me up because this one time this girl

grabbed my ass with both hands and I was like, bitch, I had to do like this to get off me. Bitch, get off me. Your hands to hold me. Brick, she had cuffed my ass like a bad bitch. I'm like, bitch, I'm a boy. Don't you?

I had to hit the whole elbows down. I had to come down the aisle and I don't know. That's hilarious. I'm smashing, right? She's going to grab my ass with both of them. That is hilarious. And I kind of spread my cheeks. I'm vulnerable.

Like, I'm vulnerable. You felt that win. You felt that win. Nigga, I can't even fucking missionary unless the cover is up to my back. My ass ain't gonna never be out in the world, just exposed. I ain't that type of nigga. I have to hit the bitch like this.

You ever cuff my ass like that. Don't even touch my ass. That's funny. That's hilarious. Man, my girl would just ask me what was the gooch. And it's hard trying to explain the gooch to somebody because a real nigga who won't butt with the goose. And then you explain it to him.

All right, you explain to what the Gucci is. The goch is that little skin if you was a girl. that would have been the bottom of your pussy. That's what the gooch is. Some people still confused. It's the area up under your ball that lead to your boo to hole. And if you're a man...

And if you're a man, it's supposed to be a red X right there. Don't nobody ever supposed to touch that. Ever. My girl's like... Even if you have... Nigger, even if you have major surgery and you are under anesthetics, nigga.

You make sure you tell them, hey, cover my gooch up, put a gauze right there or something. Don't leave my taint out. It's never... It's never to be played with. I'm there, don't just have my gooch out. It was something, and somebody said that, oh, I was watching the movie,

and she was like, he likes me to play with these good shit. And my girlfriend was like, what's the gooch? I'm like, that little part right there. You're like, a real nigga don't know how to answer that. I'm like, it's that little part right there. She's like, what, right there? I'm like, right there, man, you know, up under the balls. She's like, what are you supposed to do to?

I said, nothing. That's just to keep a nigger centered in balance. It has no sexual function. Nothing. I don't care what's going on. Anybody, even buds who like their ass licked. It's a problem. I wouldn't even even go on the dress, them niggas.

They get no, what? It's a problem. You'll be surprised. Hey, man. I'm glad I'm a grown man. I'm talking about you'll be surprised that grown man. I had the goddamn grow up to my sack. I always felt like I had one.

My partner and uncle was crazy. We was out there talking about any ass. I guess he overheard us through the screen. So he threw the screen. We just can't see him. He's like, hey. How he said this? He was like, hey.

So we out there, I'm trying to convince my partner to eat Hey, I'm like, bro, I'm tanning you, but He's gonna eat some mad, but And all we heard of this is, hey My God, damn, uh, he's like, I know y'all ain't grown yet You ain't put to be an ass

You put up to be in your ass, hey I was like, uh, gone clothes, though, aunt You tripped, you tripped Hell no, we ain't put to get our ass ate Oh shit, you ain't fuck with a freaking bitch yet And I said it well, you can keep that freaking bitch Keep her. I don't want her.

Hey, man. How to fuck you? What? That shit crap. I had an old lady lay me down and she came from my toes and she was like, I was like, man, this big trip. My dick was on her, but I started getting soft. She was like, brr.

I was like, man, this shit ain't sexy. What the fuck did you be fine? That shit ain't sexy. And by the time she got up there to my body of my dick, she turned it to a cat. She was like, meow, meow. I'm like, these bitches. She ain't been to her in this boat. Hey, man.

crazy so everybody parts she was a new animal she got out to my way she was like i don't want no parts of that shit i was like now this bids is a falcon this bitch is true malakai we never got the picture of dc fighting the stud we've been waiting niggas said he was gonna do it never drew the picture that story we're gonna go back to the episode So to find that story and bring that shit back, nigger. That was one of the funniest stories that ever fucking hurt. That shit was true, man.

These studs be tripping. I never doubt that. We're not going to call them. I was thinking about this other thing. I don't want to call them dykes or studs. What's the new name? Guy lesbians. You can call them guys?

Guy lesbians. You're a guy lesbian. Just let him be lazy. You, like, you dykes sound like nigger. It sounds, it's so aggressive. It's too aggressive. Right. I'm like, you're a guy lesbian.

I feel like if she lift weights, you could call her a dyke. Yeah, more definitely. If you live with, you're a dyke. You're a dyke. You're a dyke. You're all the way in there. You're, you're full blown. If you like thugging, boy clothes and you like girls and you're a girl, yeah, you're

a guy lesbian. Yeah. You need full all the way through. You'll be running this little stud and then the right light hit her eye. Like this bitch got green eyes. No, have you ever had been around a stud and she take a cute pitch? Like, she's trying to find her life. She's like, I'm like, hey, you know, that's not.

for you no more right you really should just quit bullshit you need to take my little type friend i know it she'd be taking a piss like i'm like that's not for you around me because she'd be sagging and she got a little ass on i told her she got a ass on i told her she got a assing she's walking around the hole one day i'm getting in the shower she's walking around the house in her trial and she i'm like hey man you know how fuck you right they're the pro's clothes god damn real talk hey that's that's real that's real adult of your lady to trust you around the stuff i grab her hand but that little feedy shit. Yo.

That would a dick feel like. You don't get yourself in. I don't get yourself. I don't. I run shit. What happened? What it is? We got breaking new.

Oh, the attorney general told him don't back his order, so he got fired. Oh, that shit crazy. Wow. That's fuck Donald Trump. This is the part. Hey, Joe, do me a favor. Put that YG clip so they could just listen to fuck Donald Trump. That's shit crazy out here.

Niggas next on the list. He didn't fuck with everybody. Next week. He's ready for no, nigga, though. Niggas got two weeks. Next week is gay people, because he already got the shit. He don't want to fuck with them folk. Who, the gay folks?

What? Oh, he's going to fuck with him. If he's fucked with them fault, I'm telling anybody. He's going to be... I'm going to tell you who he's not going to fuck with him. Peter, Peter. Fuck with Peter. It's a rap.

Who with Peter? The people for ethical treatment of animals, nigga. Yeah, exactly. The motherfucker's scared of Peter. They gangster. And they logo a little rabbit. Bro, you know what I've been watching other day? What?

You ever seen that nigga Peter pop out? The nigga, it's supposed to be a Christian show They tell you to get the miracle water If you get the miracle water Not that nigga on YouTube Oh, okay, I thought it was a gang-mm It's every time they used the miracle water Something happened like

Did I knew it was some bullshit Right Because somebody got on there And she was like I used the miracle water I had a heart attack But everything ain't coming to me I know

She said I had a heart attack And when I went to the mail box It was a new heart I said now listen bitch Ain't no new heart Ain't no new heart coming to me. That's alternative facts right there. Peter Pop-A, the nigga named Peter Pop-A.

I'm gonna check your mouth. If you get some of this miracle water from rapping Peter Pop-up. Peter Papa, that sounds like a porno stuff. Bro, the nigga come home every day, bro, every night. I never seen Peter Popper. I might have known, like, if I see him. Who is the old nigger who'd be wearing the big-ass glasses be singing and playing the piano? You know what I'm talking about?

The old nigga on the public access, huh? Nobody knows. You niggas don't have cable. I don't know Peter Popoff. But shout out to that Reverend nigga who'll be selling the prayer cloths late at night. That's him. Oh, that's Kenny, Kearney Thomas. Oh, they cousin.

All right, man. What the fuck else? What we got to say? What's coming up? You want to be honest? Yes. Another child. Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, I'm gone. Is that real? No, they're real. Oh, okay. Twins. Congratulations. Twins. That's what I'm everything.

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They were like, for real? Got some smoky in it? Like, damn. We don't know if you meant that shit. We don't never know what to tell niggas when they got a, man, they got a baby on the way. Like, nigger, I'm sorry. You tried to do that shit? Oh, y'all, oh, okay, okay, y'all wanted to.

Oh, nigger. Woo. Should have said something, boy. I know. The Super Bowl. Who you got on the Super Bowl? Falcons, Nickle. What's your predictions?

Man, I win. I don't get the damn. How much they win, but I just want to win. Okay, check this out. I think the Falcons going to... I ain't never seen it on. You don't know. We must got direct TV.

That shit don't come on Comcast. You crazy here. Get a close-up on that nigga Peter Pop-all, man. I ain't never seen any Peter Pop-O. Man, nigga Pete be tripping. Oh, I think the Falcons going to fuck around and win on some fluky shit and really show Tom Brady the other side of the game. I got the Falcons.

I got the Falcons by, I say the Falcons going to win by 10, no less than seven. I just want to win, man, because I ain't going to lie. I'm going to walk right outside. I'm going to run down the street in my draw. He will, though. I just want to be going through traffic and everything. Why my video? I'm going to be late.

I go to jail for that little time for the Falcany. They got to be in jail like this hill. They be like, but what would you do? Shit, look at me. We won, nixon. Hey, time out. Then they're going to change your name to Peter Poppo. Got me fuck, I'm in there a fine, nigga.

Hey, buddy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. We ain't touching the Gooch right here, you know what I'm saying? Nah, Gooch is off limits, baby. Hey, Gooch! Hey, man, somebody get Gooch. Yo, Gooch! I think the Falcons are going to fuck around and win their Super Bowl. I got the Falcons, brother.

The city is already behind them. Much love of Julio Jones. Much love to the University of the University of, Alabama for just breeding these excellent athletes, DeVante Freeman. That's my nigger, man. That's my guy. We talked about this shit. Matt Ryan.

Let me tell y'all a real, a real humble story. I just keep shouting a niggas out. Shit, I ran out of niggas. I got a short-term memory long. Let me tell my story. Here we go. Oh, tell you. Are you guys all right?

They sit down. It's got popcorn, okay? But no, man, I, I, man, me and Vante, you should talk about this shit, right? You know, when Monttay was the third string. when they had number 26 before him and they had the other nigger what's his name the big nigga what's the name man you know him

no not Turner no no dude with the dreds who came from from the Rams or some shit oh Steve Jackson yeah him him him talk to him they had Jackson and they had number 26 you know but 26 was a beast though who was behind but you know breaking his leg right so but before he broke his leg

you know what I'm saying man the fun he just be talking you know what I'm saying he'd like man I'm third stream man I barely get in the game like this I'm like look shout it you know when your time come this this the NFL you know what I'm saying you just got in you know what I'm saying you don't want to come in too fast you know you see what happened to Regge Bush you don't want to be one of them stories and he would five you know what I'm saying like you got the same potential but you just got to wait your turn like I got to wait my turn this in 2014 we talked about this shit yeah he was behind so he was third string I'm going to tell you third string

so I'm telling him like man you got to wait your turn bro I know you five Every time you get the ball, I see what's happening. I see the potential. You got to work on that shit and go hard. Two years later, nigga, first dream. Going to the motherfuckin' Super Bowl, Pro Bowl, thousand-yard rush, and all the anyway. Every time we get on the phone, he's like,

but we talked about this shit, bro. We talked about this shit. He's like, you were in moving. We're going to the suit. They're like a grown-ass kid. He's like, you're in moving. I'm going to the Super Bowl. And I'm going to hear, like, you're right.

You didn't hear him crying on anything. You're right. You're right. We stay down. You know what I mean? We're in the Super Bowl first. No, but I'm proud of my nigga though You know what I'm saying

Like he over the past two, three years Man he accomplished a lot of shit You know what I'm saying So we accomplished a lot of shit So it's just Just a blessing to see us sitting down there Humble and you tell the like Man you're going to make it

No nigga you're going to make it I'm like nigga you're going to be the best No nigga You're going to be the best You know what I'm saying So it was just a blessing just to watch him grow And finally see him in that spot And every time that nigga took the ball

You see him when he run He ran with his legs He'd be pushing niggas with his legs like he knocking niggas down like it's it's it's made for him so I'm proud of my name I hope you listen if don't nobody if somebody listening to it let him listen to we fucking with the falcons hard nigga I'm supporting the falcons so hard I went to the to the fan store and bought curzes hats jackets all even went to the hood and bought some of the knockoff shit just to show y'all that I'm fucking I got the real shit

the knockout shit and the fake up yeah I went out there out like I worked for the I just flam some shit. I just flabbed my wife. I'm like, hey, look, y'all, y'all can't be sitting this shit right here, nigga. I work for the foul cause. They're like, oh, shit, my bad, fam. We ain't really trying to goddamn do that shit.

I let them get all the way down in their lab box. And I'm like, I was just playing. They're like, ah, shit, fam. That old ass stripping out here, man. And they said that shit right back up. That's real. We're fucking with the falcon. We're in loser, draw.

We're in that bitch. Really in that bitch, man. Ain't nothing but good come out of this. You been in the strip club since the shit? Since the shit? Man, they've been going hard, man. Every bitch in their ad clap. And I've been seeing a lot of the strippers around the city

drinking more water, too. Because they know it's about to be big this weekend. They know they need to be fucking. What? Yep. Hey, man. You're going to fuck around and fuck around, bro. I don't be, I'm just speaking the real.

Go ahead. I ain't say they got to fuck them. They can fuck me. Get it off your chest. But when I go on that, spend my money. I want some pussy. You're not taking my cash Giving it to the nanny

Giving it to the mother And giving it to the club owner I'm gonna say bitch you won't this change Meet me at the car Meet me by the bar Meet me because I know you wanna be a star I can shot you out Put you on the globe

Show you to the world and say follow my friend Do you want some followers? brother fly what you said just now yes ain't nothing but the truth but the truth because I was in Magic City the other night and the girl walked up to me but negative and said what ain't you that comedian who beat on whiling out yes I love the 85 South show I'm fucking with what you're doing put my number in your phone and let me come To your show, I said, baby girl, what's your name? She said Venus.

I said that's a coincidence, because it rhymes with penis. Amen. Y'all don't hear me? Amen. Y'all don't hear me. Amen. Because there's one thing that a nigger need. Amen.

And that's two things that a nigger need. That's some money. And that's some pussy. Because if I get the money The pussy going to come That's what we talk about Because that's what we like Money and the pussy

And if you can get both of them I said if you can get both of them If you can get both of them In the same place At the same time Why wouldn't you It only makes sense Because that will gone on

Because that's why he put them there Together Together Together. Together. Together. Come on, somebody. I think we need a selection.

No, I said, come on. Somebody. No, nigger. Come on. Somebody. Hey, man. Come on. I think we need a selection by the choir.

Du-do-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-pussy. Pussy, pussy, pussy. Ain't it good to you. Pousy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. We got pussy! I don't think they're we, Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, come on with that.

We got cheer-housin, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, Pouset, in the building. Come on with that. We got two eggs in the building, Pouser, pussy, pussy, pussy, Pouset, Pouset, In the building. Come on with the

Today, Pousy, Pousy, Pousy, Pousy, Pousy Together, together, together, together. We got Pussy In the building Hey We got pussy In the building

He need a napkin We got Pussy Pussy Pussy Pussy Pussy Pussy Pussy, in the building.

Woo! Woo! Woo! Puss! Woo! Pussy! In the building. Oh.

Ladies and gentlemen, I was a beautiful for the selection, brother, in an 85-stop show. Why? Have you ever been one of them churches, bro? When the choir, I read, I won't let this the choir get this shit out. Whip! Whip! Whip!

Whippee! Whippee! Whippoo! They were like, They let these motherfuckers sang, man. What does the choir director get his hand signals from? But I don't know. It's like he pulled them pans out his pocket

and putting them gloves on. Hey man. That shit be a rap. We're from the South. You know, niggas really grew up in the church. Man, if the choir director ain't a gay dude, y'all choir ain't shit. I'm gonna put it out there.

If it ain't a little gay dude named Antoine who write gospel song, that nigga write gospel song and play the keyboard. This is how you know the nigga for real fact if the nigga can play the organ. If y'all got a gay dude who the choir director that can play the organ, nigga, you're quite traveling. That nigga is the choir director and the organ. What? He directing the choir at the organ. From the organ. And they were like, doo-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.

He bring the lead. Take it out. D-da-da-da-da-d-do-d-do-do-d-oh. Oh, shit. Amen. Can I get an amen? Amen. I said, can I.

Can I get an amen? Oh, shit. This is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for niggas who grew up in the South. Who grew up in the church. You know, you did hear somebody. Come on, Antoine. The nigga always act like his voice fucked up

fucked up before he's stained look before I do this. I'm going to let you y'all my throat. But God is going to be with me. But God is blessed at me. I had some tea before I came out here. Amen. Amen.

You got it, Antoine. He ain't playing the same. All the old ladies is in the front. Get Antoine. Get Antoine. You know how something be going on. They just look at Antoine. Grab the mic, get the mic.

He'd be edging up. Get the mic. You know, they don't mind Give Antoine the mic Dick, give him money To go crazy That's the only time at church You see the motherfucker with their phone out

Antoine to go in That shit on Facebook Get these doing numbers right now This motherfucker all right in the back Can that Antoine Auntie She fucked with them That shit'd be funny at hell Oh, man.

I'm about to get the fuck out of it, man. My face hurt. I can't laugh. That's funny. That's funny. The quieter act, they ain't gay. I'm talking about a nigga be cron, too, though. Oh, yeah.

If you haven't been to church in a long time, go to church, man. Go to church. Get your soul right. Even if you don't want to hear that shit, go. No, you got to go. You got to go. You never know. It seems like when you haven't been to church in a long time, they know all your business.

It's like the whole sermon beat about you. And I don't know how. You're going to get to heaven. because you're staying up all night looking at them Instagram hole smoking blind writing rap talking shit

not giving nothing to the Lord you're like god damn it nigga my path will see me he'd bring me up every time he'd be like he's John John in the building and I'll come up there he'd be like John John is on wild and now

he's on TV even though you'd be doing all that curse TV he's he's funny He's a funny guy I was like, this thing is real crazy Yeah, man I know we talk a lot of shit

on this show But don't let that fuck up No opportunities that you might have for us We could do clean shows We'll come to your church I feel like Do your family reunion

Don't let this The church coming to shows Be like the best Because you can't curse They don't think we can do church shows And I just talk about The church phone I don't care how

I don't care It's the truth Y'all shouldn't let Dke Miss Mrs. Mrs. Sister Johnson Y'all know her knees bad You know she got on a crane. What's the little crutch shit? The little four-walker shit

When it got a tennis ball on it. You know, damn well, she don't need to be catching a hole to go. And when she catch the hole to go, y'all bad, back, like, who's going to catch? Like, hey, yeah, but I saw her. The sister judge, catch the hole in a girl, like, shit, who's going to catch her ass?

How about when they catch the holy ghost and they bring that little towel to cover the tithes up? You never seen when the towel ain't big enough when the ladies had a little cleaver, they'd be trying to cover them up. That ain't enough towel. One of them tities is still out. Shout, I remember when, like, the pastor was going around doing the little head thing and everybody was falling out.

And he was getting close to me. I was getting scared. I was like, man, about falling out, bro. I ain't trying to fall out. You feel? Because everybody's going to be like, man, you're up there bitching, bro. You don't fell out of shit. You know what I'm saying?

So I said, see folk out there going out of shit. I'm like, man, he's getting close and fall. Oh, shit. And he hit my head, got that. I'm like, I'm like, why the fuck I ain't fall out like? I went back, though, and he was like, a little whoosh. I was like, why I ain't fall out? Everybody else got out.

The nigga was scared to fall out. He ain't know what was behind him. Nigger wanted to fall out. He didn't just know what to. Nigger, come out, man. Nigger makes sure he ain't going to fall in the job. That's funny. I saw my son as to fall out, bro.

She was like three years old to me. I said, bitch, I know you ain't care. the whole ago like i know you then she was like oh hey man she cried until she got the she over and they her and then she was oh like oh my bitch that's all you all the sheet the seat don't mean then did it get hot up under that sheet what was all about to call for you they don't even know you want to there now you got to pull that shit over your My auntie got mad because they ain't want to get saved in her church, man. Hey, man, get the fuck out of here right now.

Get the fuck out. That I forgot about her. They're walking over here. That's hilarious. Hey, man, you be doing your sister wrong in hell on this show, boy. That is funny. I hope you get her something good for a birthday That is funny, boy

That's not the same sister that took the roaches of your auntie. No, this is my light skin sister. This is a little one. Oh, okay. Who just thinks she's just all the way on top? But obviously that day when she caught her dog Wow. They humbled her head.

They forgot about her ass. He left my head down there. He left her head out of her. They're coming up there after church. Hey, get up. We're about to eat. We're about to eat. Get up.

We're about to eat. We're about to eat. Hey, man, I know I'm going to heaven. I ain't worried about shit. I went to a black church. I already know Jesus going to be roast somebody. Nick, if you ain't never went to check. Hey, roast Moses and with that stick.

Talk about if he wouldn't have this stick. But yeah, we'll have a stick, but yeah, I won't be able to buy it to see a good guy. What's wrong with you? He was like, that's a good one. That is there's enough. All right, dude, you're going to say. That's your prayer. That's going to burn.

Now, that would be funny as fuck. The first time D.C., young, Flassy God, you had to roast that. nigga God I wouldn't be I want to be comfortable roast and I'd be like you sure you know I ain't I ain't trying to say nothing

that you know that it'd be a low blower you'd be like god damn you know what I'm saying on that note take your head that way but see that's the thing about God

that's the thing about God he liked the rose but he can't take a joke he loved a rose but you can't say shit about him he killing everybody that was ever in your family. That's why the devil beat your ass.

Okay, go see them then. Come, oh, okay. Just like that. All right. You got to wait on the angels to take you to hell. Lose, what you do? But what if he got, like, the angels

to grab you from both sides? Right, yeah. He'd be like, hey, man, come on. He's got all your shit. Come on, man. Now he got a fly, nigga. I know what ass like. Damn, that foot up.

And they're like, damn, flower out. They can't take a joke. He got mad this motherfucker, man. Look, they're flying through folks. Excuse me, do I still gotta use my manners? I'm going to hell. Shit. Y'all nigga move the fuck out of the way.

We flyin. Do what? To hell. To hell. Move bitch. I'm saying everything on the way, man. DJ here, niggas. Did DJ tear here, look, ghost. Yo, fly.

Huh? Hold up. Y'all, y'all niggas say something. I was just bullshit. Hold on. What are you having? I fly me back. He still. Yeah, you're fucking with you though.

Yeah, the only way you can get to hell you gotta fly spirit out. What the fuck? I'm like, shit, put me on. And you're in group four. You're in group four. I don't give a fuck, put me on. Nika.

We ride. That should be hilarious though. But you get to hell and the devil fuck with you. Man shit. Nick, I ain't think you were coming. I'm glad you down here, though. My nigga, make yourself at home. You're gonna be down here for a minute.

He's trying to hype you like hell ain't that bad. My nigga, it really ain't hot like they say it is. It'd be like a hundred. You're up in Vegas. It'd be Vegas hot. You know what I mean? Like, I mean, it's hell, but it ain't that bad, man. You already did.

But, like, we got fans, but they got fire in it, so it ain't really. You know what I'm all? It's like air, but hot air. Hey, hey, hey, hey. But be careful, though. It's a midget that's running around, punching people in the dick. Every 20 minutes. Every 20 minutes, you got to protect your nuts.

So he'll be talking to you. You'd be like, man, it's a little mits' right? You're a pussy nigga in the te'all! Hey, man. He told you. You're a fuck get me, too. That's crazy. Never see it coming.

That would be crazy you get to hell, though. You ain't got shit to worry about. You know all the holes gonna be there? It'd be like a strip club. Yeah, they're still trying to... Pibble the holes, home with that. And they ask me, when they fight, it'd be fine. That's what hell is.

It's just a long-ass party. You at the club and you can't go home. You got to just keep dancing. All goddamn night. And they just keep sitting in you drink. You just keep getting fucked up and fucked up and fuck. And he was like, I want to go home. And they just keep bringing you drink.

And the party just keep going. It don't never stop. That's aggraveined as fuck. Exactly. Like all the shit that you hate in life, that's going to be hell. Like you're going to always pull the bitch, but every time you get home. They're going to never get a guy. D.C.

That one, I'm like, that's going to be hell. They're going to have to take selfies all goddamn things. I'm like, ah, I used to hate flashes on Earth. That shit is crazy. Still going to be trying to pimp, though. Inhale, hollering at the little chick you've been liking on Earth. She fucked up. She did, too.

Hello, you been dead. Shit, I died about a week ago. How long you've been dead? Ain't no skeletal bone. I've been dead about a year. Hey, what your face used to look like? Hey, what your face used to look like? I used to look like this.

I'm straight on that. I'm good on you. Hey, Mom, what your face used to look like? I don't think it's going to be faces. I think we're just going to be voices and spirits or something shit. It's going to be fucked up. There's a whole bunch of whispering. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not planning for the afterlife. I'm trying to live this one. Fuck the afterlife. Like, even when I be doing it. going on planes and I go above the world and I go like above the clouds and shit, that shit is beautiful. Nigger

that's still ain't heaven. I know but you know that's what they make it look like. I mean, nigga, if heaven where they say it is, think about it. That's what I say. If heaven what they say it is. They say it's ain't even there yet. He's still on the way. They say you get right back naked when you go to heaven. Who told you that? Who the

fuck been to heaven and came back with that information? They say we go right back. But guess this is the only thing I don't want to be on the escalator going up and there's a nigga behind me and a nigga in front of me i'm like man y'all niggins had to die around the same time i did i can't get no bit i'm like hey bro let her excuse me man can can he jump you i know we're trying to all right you're dumb as fuck bro it's heaven ain't no inconveniences in heaven niggins you said they had an escalator you saw this shit on cartoon can he jump you can he be like boy girl ball girl no no

all right man we didn't talk about everything from pussy to heaven nigger we literally have discussed everything Donald Trump ban I wrote the hell out of moos and take his stick I'm like niggie but out of this stick in shit move move moon man go get jesus moon what if his niggins hanging out in heaven trying to get credit like niggas who worked on pock album yeah you remember motherfucking nigga the sixth commandment nigga that's me nigga I came up with the old out six to eight that's me that's fun

Like what the niggins was like boosting tickets outside of heaven? Okay, alright, check this out. You think God did the Bible about his something? Hell no, nigga. That way he had the 12th century. Nick, come on, bro. It's me. Yeah, 12 on.

Paul, come on, man. Chapter 9 that, man, you slow, bro, what's up? Come on. Paolo, that smoke a weed. God damn, Jesus, you're the one making niggas blind seal again. You already know what I'm right. Job and that talking shit. Yeah, nigger put all my motherfucking business in the Bible.

Put all my, my, nigger. Talk about you. You. Talk about your head, man. The book of Job. It ain't my book. Yeah. Well, since you want to tell their goddamn thing, tell him how Noah didn't build an arc.

Tell him that. Tell him he didn't build an art. Oh, oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 40 days, 40 nights, huh? Yeah. Nigger be trying to talk. No, come on.

Get that bullshit out, man. Every time you start drinking, you start trying to disrespect God, man. Don't do that man like that. You and this man how? I ain't help. Man, fuck all that, man. Y'all ain't a priest. Niggie be trying to get on Jesus.

Hey, geez, you know, I'm witch. I don't know about these. Then Jesus just hit him with the real nigga shit. Hey, man, keep my name out that shit, man. There's nothing to do with me, bro. That's between you and this, man. You feel, man, I ain't got shit to do with that, bro. Hey, that's my daddy and that's your homeboy.

That ain't got shit to do with that. You know what I'm talking about? To watch y'all, Nick. To keep my name out your motherfucking mouth. That's hilarious. Hey, man. We ain't gonna never get that. I feel like Jesus can swim.

way he walked on a war. I feel like he ain't have to. He was like, hey, get in that wall. He's like, man, y'all, you know, man. Watch out, I ain't going in now. Watch out, man. Don't big ass shorts up on there. Man, I ain't going in. Niggas. Niggas. We didn't give him more religion than they didn't ever heard.

Yeah, niggas gonna read the Bible. Hey, what part of the Bible that is? Hey, man, read your Bible, drink your water. Oh, definitely. If you're not with your main lady or your side chick, you're cheating, and you're being selfish, God ain't gonna bless you. From the side nigga industry. No, he put up side-knit shit every day

Well, check this out He said, that nigga is a faithful side man He made me open my eyes I'm in my eyes to some shit I ain't never saw What shit was like? I'm in a relationship But I'm a side-nicker

Exactly I'm like wow Right I'm a side nigga Yeah, think about it I wonder who her main nigga is Don't see That's the type of shit

You can't stress about my No, I'm not wondering Who I'm in a main nigga Because I'm in a relationship Being a side nigga But look as long as you play Your motherfucking part I didn't know that

I realize You know how the manager I thought he was the manager But you really an employee Don't never come out of character, right? You thought you were running some shit. I thought. Nope.

I was like, wow. That's why I be telling you all the time. We don't own shit. It's all the privilege. That shit's crazy. Yeah, I just got better privileges than the other employees. Exactly. But don't never think just because you got some privileges that you're special.

Real talk. Right. That's what's wrong with niggins. You know, like I take names, Ted niggas go to work. I'm thinking I'm the manager and then he comes a new light skin, nigga. Like, you go to work too. But see, that's what I'm like, you know, you don't even know why they hired you. been here you don't know why you worked there though real talk you once you figure out what you

they didn't specify that you know what i'm saying right when i got there they was like yo grab this clipboard right tell you nigga to do this i'm like first day on the job right and responsibility and shit responsible nigger well right right but that's what i'm saying you got to be focused on what you're doing don't worry about if the nigger who they got to clean up the bathroom i got to i'm highlighting the name like nope that niggum be fired tomorrow right but see as long as you got damn clipboard and being the nigga over there don't worry about what the nigger came in and took my clipboard like thank you

well I mean damn you want to work the whole time I didn't want to work niggas that point I was never working a nigga came in and took that job now I'm working hey man the benefits of me being your side I swear to God like I'm the nigga you meet right before the nigga you've been looking for I'm like your pre-assembly I help you tie up all your loose ends

and I'm the nigga that you don't want to be with for the rest of your life I know I ain't the type of nigga you're gonna be with for the rest of your life I would let you know I'm like, look, man, you don't want me to come on with the other day. I should, I bathe every two days. Talk to them, flat. Talk to them. Your kids, I really don't fuck with them like that.

If you told them, you told her, you shower every couple days. That means you can't see her every day anyway. Real talk. You need to see her on shower. Don't let me shower on your kids. It's more than like I'm letting them niggies be at the crib by themselves. Being unattended. I'm all right.

I'm gone. Irresponsible as shit. Fiving up, nigga, you grown. But I'm not, I'm a way better nigga than this. I'm not him. I got a few years. Where are you going? I'm 10 years older than this, nigga.

He got a little bit more time. Yeah, don't ask me when I'm going. Where you going? Cacoon? Out. Right. Peace. Yeah.

But I'm not him, though. I give a fuck. I don't. I give a fuck. I just want I'm trying to tell you, I'm not the nigga you need to be with for the rest of my life. I'm the type of nigga who's going to make sure. I ask every time I leave, I'm like, you straight.

And that'd be her chance to let me know right then what the fuck going on. Hey, really kind of running short on the little gas lunch money this week. Ah, you still, see, you spoke at the right time. what you get a bonus see when shit like that you the fellas got to always act like he got something going on like when you realize that the bitch is feeling finna try to get some shit up out you got to rush it off and act like your manager's called like baby it's really big oh hold oh that's why why y'all niggins ain't prospering out here you're not paying your pussy tax they're my manager you gotta pay the pussy tax yeah my manager right quick hello

you line the law you need how much baby he ain't gonna believe this shit can't use that line no more Lawyer is killing me. Can't be standing you out here, fly. Nigg ain't ain't got no lawyer. The lawyer need, what? Put my coat on. I'm about to go on a sad nigger venture right now. Hello, boys and girls.

Would you like to be my neighbor? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A sad nigger day in the neighborhood. Could she be mine? Oh, would she be mine? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood To be a sad nigga in the neighborhood That bitch ain't mine

That bitch ain't mine No, fly I'm really not I'm not real I'm not return I thought I had something Lock your doors Lock your window

Can't you heard me Thought I had something man Thought I had something What happened? The bitch tricked me What did you do? I thought she liked me She was like, what, what? So you lost your side niggas school one time? No, she was trying, she just checked me and made sure, I thought that I was getting a promotion.

She's like, no, niggas, this dick, fun. What? Dicking fun. You want, what? No, it's just dick and fun. I got money. I got what you need. You straight?

And I was like, but you're so, but you're so to want. She's like, no, I'm sorry. She was the side, dude. No, she was like, you're so silly. I have spent all this time establishing myself to be a great person. I'm really not in the market to be in a relationship. I want a hoe! I was like, no!

Damn. And that's what made you become a high-naker professional. She was like, look, I got a few more years, you know, just being a thought. I was like, I could respect that. And then I went home. And then I went home and I started doing yoga and breathing techniques. And I started smoking joints again. And I just really read the 48 laws of power.

And then once I unlocked the key, I was like, this pussy was never mind to begin with. You can't own shit in this world but yourself. So even if you're the main nigga, you got to be the side nigga because you got to start somewhere. So if you meet a chick and she got a nigga and then you take her, guess what? You're just a side nigga with motherfucking excellent skills because you can never be the nigga who was the nigga. You got to be the side nigga first and then she's going to leave your ass. And then like at the time that you spent in the beginning, that's going to drive all her holes away. then when she come back and she ain't got no hosin you the only option then you could be the main

i just say you got to go in there it's not a relationship you just got to go and meet and when you meet you just have to go in there with doubt without without without you ain't gonna never win no no no no can't never doubt yourself no no no not not doubt yourself doubt the situation oh okay because when you're going there with your hopes high times have changed when you're it's like it's like a mountain these women when you climb that mountain and you get to the top and you see that view and you realize that if you ain't shit it ain't jump the fuck off

and kill yourself they're flat out tell you hey they ain't with the shit either they want some dead like what was I doing you gotta jump off right all that goddamn clamming then you get up all that crap

that shit ain't even high he was like me I could jump off this bitch man niggas fuck this shit that's it that's it that I don't came up here sweat blood shut the tears and this is it

and they got steps right here this I'd be damn There's some steps right fucking here. Hey, man, I think that'd be a great place to leave them at right there. We're just going to leave them in a cloud of mystery. I've been Carlos Miller this whole entire time. Who are you this time? I just say this, fellas.

Nick's still going. Kay, what many minutes we got left? Just do this, fellas. Talk to him. This is when your woman going to realize you don't give a fuck about life. Wow. When you know she's coming home, put some count. set up some cameras okay let me see if I can do this shit and you got to set up some cameras

and you got to play Andre 3,000 I know you like to thank your shit don't stay and when she opened the door you got to be butt-haired naked being your meat you don't get you killing it I bet you think I need you think I need you why do you like I need you I don't know it's supposed to be sentimental but it ain't really sentimental it's just town's supposed to set the move you come home and it's a nigger dancing naked in your living room jacking off lead that nigga don't even just close the door and leave that's my point that's my point and stay somewhere safe and just keep texting that nigga have you left yet have you start singing the song when she closed the door I know you like to fade your shit don't stay

stay there I got so far in the minute lead a little bit closer see I got aim bitch stupid is fuck you I'm about to quit hanging with you man fuck you I don't care The opportunities, man. I don't care. You got to add drunk. You got to add drunk. I don't care about life anymore. She's going to lead your fucking.

Oh, shit. Hey, man. Cheers's going to be in the back. Mommy, what is Bernard doing? Now, fuck it. Bernard, nigger. What could you talk about? It's James.

Hey, this is the 85 sound show. This is a podcast with niggas who refused to get broken up with. Where the fuck is you going? He can't break up with me. Hey, I saw this shit. I hate that shit. Before we go, Cardi B on Instagram the other day said, Yeah, I'm going to suck your dick.

I'm going to cook food better than your mama. I'm going to take your mama shop. I'm going to make you love me. I'm going to blow all in your ear. And then I cut your ass off. I was like, bitch, what do you think you're going? You're going to come over here and cook better than my mama. Love my mama.

Love me. Suck my dick and my balls. Blow out in my ear. Then leave bitch, I beat you up. You're not about to come over here. and change my whole goddamn dynamic and go somewhere? Where are you going?

Shit. Pull up at your job with the sweatpants and no drawling. A nigga like me... Let me speak to Cardi B. A nigga like me will put a picture of me on every one of them. She's getting the car to pitch on every wonder.

Like this. She was like every wonder. So she turned back, you see... Her horn will be, where the fuck you're going? I don't go. Ladies, for real. Don't be out here changing the nigger life

thinking you're about to leave a nigga. You can't do that. You can't do that, man. They got all the type of shit out here that's not normal. I got some left-handed head the other week. She just used the left. I guess she was working on the left. I looked, I just kept staying at it.

She's like, what? I was like, nigga, you evil. Evil-ass woman. Just suck some of my soul out. I had to be with her hand. I was like. I'm like, see, stop, man. It can't like this, though.

Stop. Look, it can't on the right. We cut the shit up. It came on the right. She would give me head. And when she grabbed, she had to come like, I was like, ah, I don't want you to come off on the other side. How are you going to suck it?

We do not condone this type of shit over there. She's like, make sure you hit the website, 85 Southshow. com, grab you a hoodie, grab you a lighter. You ever had that proof? Don't listen to D.C. Young Fly. Don't drink food punch. Don't listen to this nigga. That big a grouse of fruit pump.

February 14th, we at Cordell's. 30-50 Mansell Road. This nigga is retarded, and I don't know what the fuck wrong with him. 85 South Show Productions. Much love to your mama. Shout out to all the mamas who are going to let us come shoot an episode at the crib. We have not forgot. send us the address this week we need it send the address in Atlanta so we can keep the

shit local send us the address we coming um what else we had Kate oh we're still looking for the fine-ass 85 South show guests to come in and uh we're gonna do a start letting some people come to the to the to the uh they be wanting to come to the recording this shit March 8th we're in North Carolina Greensboro Charlotte Charlotte March the 8th stop it DC What if they ain't got the most scoop? You'd be like, hey, Tosh, let me see. That is hilarious. Deep being on the phone and be like, look, I'm about to come scoop you.

Hey, bro. I'm about to come scoopie shop. You're dumb as fuck. Oh, look. So, February of 14, we got cordials on 30-50 Mansor row. We got the bottle package. That's Valentine's Day, my nigga. Yeah, we got the show.

February 14, we're there. Make sure. Where can they get the ticket information? go to 85 south show.com slash live book your package you could do just you and your girl or you could go with your partners and do a big join and get the whole set up with the bottle of wine and

you know what I'm saying and all that old player shit parking valet drink tickets dinner everything that's free that's what I'm saying man y'all need to come fuck with us moving about to shit tag gonna be lipping up bitches but check this out this was the this the sink part right

Like, get in my hand, uh-uh, look, it's part of the venue. Come here. It's the hook. It's the hook right here, though, Flap. We got 90s R&B and hip-hop all night on Valentine's Day. That's at Cordell's at 30-50 Mansell Road. So make sure you hit 85 Southshow.com slash live and get your tickets, make your reservations. And we're looking out, man.

Keep this shit moving. You ever seen the bad bitch. You just be like, man, I hope I'll push on strength. Roach Motel, Season 3 is dropping. March 15. March 15. season three of Roach Motel We ain't bullshit with y'all in this dropping

Bitch You punk motherfuckers Starring the 85 South show cast Which happens to be D.C. and Chico and Carlos And Clayton is going to be D.C. and Chico

and Carlos and Clayton We may ring that ass here, boy. And Chico and Carlos D.C. Clayton me. You mean. D.C. And Chico

and Carlos. And Clayton, it's gonna be next time. Yeah. This is your auntie favorite comedian. It's gonna be face. Yeah. Type a nigga about $10 worth of gas and $15 worth a week. It's for all the pretty chicks that wear a big pennies.

It's for all the pretty chicks that wear a big penis. When your slackle night on. And clatton. It's going to be busy and check. It's for old niggas who still got a hell line. It's going to get a hell line. It's for fat people who don't eat vegetables. And Chico and Carlos and Clayton.

It's going to be dizzy in Chico. It's for white people with black people hair. And Clayton. That's funny. Yeah, 85 South Show, your girl's favorite podcast. You understand me? This is a podcast for niggas who still don't know what a podcast. is and you've been watching

a podcast all this time. We ain't forgotten about you. This podcast this podcast said niggas got them speakers in their car and you're playing it from your phone but your car radio don't work.

No. This podcast is the niggas who still got the tape deck and they have to put the tape in and had a little cord hanging out. He says for me! Yeah. 85 South Show

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