The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 😂😂😂 Tid E. Lover w/ Chico Bean Karlous Miller and Clayton English

Episode Date: July 18, 2021

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Starting point is 00:02:56 Come on. Niggas are all that friends with funny-looking pets, doing a stupid little dance, every other chance. With this shit on me. Wait a minute. I get so excited. I just can't hide it. Did you see the new shirts we got for the women with the big titties? We got them big titty shirts.
Starting point is 00:03:18 You asked and we listen. Look at it. Ain't no brawl going under that. It's just going to be titty breasts. Aerial. nipple area. We're about to set the tone in your home.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Because the summer is coming. And they need them to be free. Brough, little women, big women, women with little big titties, and women with big little titties, they fit all up in there. I'm talking about when she lay now,
Starting point is 00:03:46 they're still going to be titties. They ain't going to fall. Even if she got them big, big areola that post to come out the bottom of everything she will, not them. Because they stretch. at the bar. Chico back. Set the tone. Yeah. We go back.
Starting point is 00:04:01 We're about to set the tone. You know what I'm saying? He's been over that for family reasons and things of that nature. But I'm going to let him tell you about that when it's his turn to tell you about that. I got a lot of catching up to do. Shout out to all the people in the comments section. That'd be getting people right when they had the wrong information. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:23 But them 85% of do not play about this show. Hey, man. Not at all. Because they've been here. Not at all. And they know. They won't let shit laugh. And they keep saying,
Starting point is 00:04:36 niggil lost to be there every episode. Nick, I'm the glue. All of y'all. If I won't come to work, won't nobody else come. That's true. Hey, man. Hey, you ain't got to work hard. You just got to be there.
Starting point is 00:04:49 If you be there, you're going to be too careful. Bubba old school. Come on, man. Shoot. old school. Come on, man. We about to take this shit. I don't know what level they think this is on. We're about to set
Starting point is 00:05:04 the tone. If we're on level 99, we're going to 100. No, no. No, no. Yes, the fuck we are. I think we got to switch the degrees. Why? Because I think we're about to go to the upper numbers, so we need higher numbers. We need to be Celsius. Don't water start
Starting point is 00:05:20 boiling at like 135? Fahrenheit? Yeah. Okay, so at Celsius it's got to be like two something. I think The scale need to be bigger. You understand what I'm saying? Intelligent nigger conversation going on. Whatever it is, we're trying to get to the border. There we go.
Starting point is 00:05:34 There we go. There we go. Intelligent nigger conversation going on. We read the comments. We read them. We know who they want to see on the show. What they're going to set the tone. Who available?
Starting point is 00:05:46 We fit into set the tone. We got a schedule and shit. They want to know how get so-and-so. Get them. Go get them. The same people, they're not be. They're telling me to go get. They're the same people that be scared to come talk to them.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Come on, go get them. They got people scared. How are you going to go get them? Because there's nobody like criticism. But we ain't even heard to criticize it. We never criticize nobody on this show. We're not critics. But you know what this show is critical?
Starting point is 00:06:14 For a lot of people. It's critical, but we ain't never criticized nobody. You know what this show is? This show is the insolent of the streets. Y'all might need this. I know they need it. You can't do nothing without the answer. You might need it.
Starting point is 00:06:28 You're going to pass out. You might need it. Whether your sugar high or your sugar low. This is your show. We keep this shit so black. We have dropped this show at every time slot on a Friday. We the king of timeslots. For her to be asking me.
Starting point is 00:06:45 From midnight to midnight, when is it coming on, we don't know. That's not my department. But it's going to be a show when it won't. For show. Yeah. That's up to the engineer. We got an engineering department. They got a lot of engineers.
Starting point is 00:07:00 You loop this fucked up, J.O.N. You got to loop that again. Give us something else. You fucked it up. He just been slacking lately. He's been holding all the good shit. He was looting it as he went. Yeah, no, he was trying to catch you.
Starting point is 00:07:10 He thinks he don't got to fuck with us because everybody's fucking with him now. He think I don't know him and Lil Yadi working on some shit. You see how he only giving me like three beats a week now? That's it. How he going to cut me off and on the club? That's all fucking with Louis Yotty.
Starting point is 00:07:25 That nigga cut us off Fucking with a little y'all He cut us off That nigga cut us off Fucking with loo y'all He cut us off That nigga cut us off Fucking with loo y'i yeah
Starting point is 00:07:36 He cutt it Damn j yo win I thought you was my friend You ain't gonna bring the high shit in For me and my nigga Loast the ground off to What the fuck we're on do We'd be spitting shit for years
Starting point is 00:07:48 Them niggas don't know you for real I remember when you first came around It used to go down You had a go down You had a good talk, and you don't even play that bitch now. You just give me about half a beat, like two a week. I'd be like, damn, J-O-W-N is everything sweet. Is it beef?
Starting point is 00:08:06 Or is it beef? Is it beef? Niggas sound like he made this bitch with his feet. With his feet. I'm like, God damn. Got- damn. You got to bring the five back. You know what we do to them J-O-W-N tracks.
Starting point is 00:08:19 We're going to Mac every time. He was playing some shit that was hard. I was like, ooh. shit oh my god he cut it off like no that ain't for you I got some shit that you gonna love wait till you hear fool I'm like whee me me and he ain't never play that shit I like I did god damn J O win god damn J O winn then this niggins start playing some shit from a white church revival I like that that's that shit I'm to now. Shit, don't nobody
Starting point is 00:08:56 else won't. Cahier was fucking with the intro part, though, with the little jingles. When you see, they just made Clayton sit up. They're the holy ghost. A nigga playing a jug on this bitch. This is a revival in the mountains. Nicky, this is when you go see trouble on Grandf Auto, and you got to do that first
Starting point is 00:09:20 mission. In the name of Jim. Name of Jesus. You're going to hell. You're going to hell. Everybody's going to hell. The world's in abomination right now. Why are you snakes?
Starting point is 00:09:35 Where are snakes? Bring the snakes out. What made you make this one? What was you watching that made you make this one, J-O-W? Do it's a hazard. Yeah, the dream of a... Man, that nigga woke up and took a third of a hex pill. He just took the dust and rubbed it on his teeth.
Starting point is 00:09:53 He was probably at home. You made this shit with a pink tank top. I challenge you to a duel, niggins. You know when niggas drive cross country? Right. And they show you how far they go on the map. This is all they play. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:11 They play this shit. Right. You know what this shit sounds like? This is sound like this town ain't big enough for the both of us, niggins. It's a land, Nevada, Arizona, Texas. This, Mississippi. This sound ain't big enough for the both of us, thing. For real.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Johnny Casher, fuck this up. For real, bro. This one is different, J-O-N. Who are we going to get on here? I don't know who we got to get all here. So we started out west, and we made our way back east. Right. It's the RV.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Going through so many trials and tribulations along the way. The longest way possible. And you show the niggas stopping the horse sleep and they grilling that meat. That montage when they show the Cowboys getting good at everything. Yeah. He's shooting all the cane. These niggas in sync now. The bottle's shooting this shit?
Starting point is 00:11:09 Right. The Indian niggins showed him how to shoot off the horse. Peeh! He hanging off the side of that bitch. Pee, p'poo! The Indian niggas got a shoulder to do off. You show him. Show a nigga just walking regular with the horse behind him
Starting point is 00:11:25 every time he stopped the horse stop. Finally get the little Indian bitch and start fucking with him again. Sure a nigga in the bar fight when he's punched one time and knock the nigga over the bar. Stop! Didn't drink that nigga drink.
Starting point is 00:11:40 It wouldn't be a cowboy movie if you ain't have at least one scene with somebody who's throwing a knife like that. Little right. Learn everything from one Indian. Chief Strongboat. Chief Strongbow. He wasn't fucking with him at first.
Starting point is 00:12:04 But Chief Strongboy, this is how smart the Indians being the cowboy movie, though. They're going to train three white boys to be ready for battle as soon as the night before. That's when they break the news. I'm not going with you. But Chief, I mean, everything you've taught me, you're ready to go along. Did he rubbed some shit on that nigger forehead? And you know, watch that shit from the mountains. He hit him with some real...
Starting point is 00:12:32 He hit him with some real shit. The test of a warrior is what he does alone. The test of a warrior is what he does. The test of a true wolf is how he behaves outside the pack. Right. These motherfuckers wake up the next morning. He gone. No matter what time they wake up.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Like you said, the nigger in the tree. Like, please those stats of motherfucking. Sitting just like this. That nigga eating, he's got-dear peanuts watching that shit. You knew about the goddamn die. Hey, boy, you, somebody's going to buy this beat, J-O-N watch. And they're going to go platter. It's coming on the new Red Redemption.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Yeah. The new Red Dead Redemption, this is the intro song. The intro. When you first learning how to, when they still put in a square. Square for Sprint. We need to redo that game in black. The tutorial screen. We need to redo the whole game in black. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Let's do it. Red dead redemption and the black version? Black-ass outlaws. Oh. Man, that's real. We don't get the credit. Buffalo soldiers was real. They was really out there.
Starting point is 00:13:40 They won't make no game about that. Cowboys. Yeah. It was us. You'd have seen them pictures of the niggas in that motherfucker. Yep, because if it wasn't us, they would have said, count men. That's how racist they were.
Starting point is 00:13:52 That was genius. That was James. That was James. What you said? I didn't let that one go in. Cow men. They was niggins, so they called him. Hey, boy.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Boy, get off that cow. It's a horse, sir. You look like a goddamn horse. Your black ass off that cow. How'd you get that horse to let you ride it? I've been hitting this one every goddamn day in the face and it won't let me get on its back. Well, look over there, Jesse's damned thing you ever seen him. Monkey riding a horse.
Starting point is 00:14:21 the horse. Motherfucking say some real race and shit well, guess what Jeff? I got me a horse
Starting point is 00:14:27 that's a nigger lover. Frankie? I think you better sell that horse. I won't get rid of it. It's a really
Starting point is 00:14:34 good horse but I came outside the other day and I mean this king was just a ride my horse
Starting point is 00:14:39 all around. I mean doing tricks on them and everything. He loved him. Probably had to probably have to
Starting point is 00:14:43 it was a nigga. The first nigga that rode a horse got in trouble. Yeah. Because Mass
Starting point is 00:14:50 Master had horses, but wasn't nobody riding. Master, I don't mean to be the bear of bad news, but Jesse can ride that horse. Shut your mouth. Go get Jesse. Because couldn't nobody else ride that horse? Hell no. Boy, get up there and ride that horse.
Starting point is 00:15:08 No, sir. No, sir. But you know, Jesse was talking shit when it was just the niggins. Like, buddy, that's known. They don't know. What the fuck he's doing up there on that nan. I show him how to ride that some bitch right there. He's like, you ain't going to do a goddamn thing, Jesse.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Show this is what? As soon as I get my shot, I'm the baddest man on the plantation. That was a hell of a day on the plantation, because that was the first time a white woman seen a nigga with his shirt off. He had to have a shirt off. Nick, he was outside fucking with the horses. He was fucking with the horses. That's when she saw what it was.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Yeah. The way you tame that horse, the white lady was on him from then on out. And then we knew how to deal with shit being... Think it is. A nigga had to teach white people how to ride horses without touching them. We had to teach motherfuckers how to get there and watch their heads too. You imagine knowing how to ride a horse perfectly, right? But you got to tell the motherfucker, but you can't touch her.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Niggas had to know how to go places without being able to read. That's some cold shit. When you got to go somewhere and just know how to get there because you can't show that you know what that sign say, nigger, how much pressure was there? Niggers don't get enough credit out here, man. We're the most magical motherfuckers to ever exist, bro. You think white people ever go home after being around some cool,
Starting point is 00:16:20 as black people would just be like, oh, I wish I wish I we could still buy them. Fuck. Yes. Yes. Love Carlos, man. Buy that motherfucker. God.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I don't give a fuck. How much would it cost for you to live with us? Not to own you. You can leave when you want to leave. But even let you drive the Tesla. Come on. To live with us. Just leave.
Starting point is 00:16:47 It can get your own guest house and everything. Like, please just live with us. I want you to meet my mom. My mom, my dad, the kids love you? The kids love you. How much a year? A year. How much you make?
Starting point is 00:17:02 Brent doesn't take to anyone the way he takes to you. Listen, I'm not asking. I'm not asking. It's not offensive, right? Is this offensive? I was watching the toy the other day with Richard Pryor. And I think you're the new Richard. prior and I want you to do it with us.
Starting point is 00:17:22 This is the question. How much do you think white people like black people on the low? Oh, that's the low. On the low? On the low. Oh, you can tell. How much they hate them? You know how you can tell? How much you think they on the low? TikTok. You can tell how much they
Starting point is 00:17:35 like us from TikTok. When you look at TikTok, you can see just how much they love black people. The range of white people. Don't, I'm talking about it. They're in black-haired shit. That's the whole app. Like, listen, they got the the, the, they don't acknowledge it. They don't acknowledge.
Starting point is 00:17:50 They made no TikTok, no black influences made no TikToks. You should see these white people trying to figure out what to do to this dance. They're waiting on the moment. I'm talking about they got this song saying hands on your knees, shaking ass on your thoughts shit. These motherfuck got their hands in the hair. It's like, bro, they don't know what to do. They're like, hands on my knees are, am I supposed to touch my knees or... Am I doing that?
Starting point is 00:18:14 Do you put your hands on my knees or do I put my hands on my knees or what? Like, they love us. If we don't show, but think about this, I take you even further back. Think about the white kid that had the shoebox of all his black shit he fucked with up under his bed that he had to hide.
Starting point is 00:18:31 He's sneaking. So you went all the way back. All the way back. The parents don't know he listening to rap. Because you imagine that. Their first parent that heard that their son, like, I'm talking about the real little.
Starting point is 00:18:43 What the fuck is this 3-6 Mafia? Nigger, I'm talking about the, remember what they do? did with NWA like the first motherfucker that walked in the room and heard fuck the police coming straight from Come on What did your uncle do to you?
Starting point is 00:18:56 Come on What is this? Dad's an officer, Jesse. Your grandfather's your police officer. So you want to fuck your dad. Fuck dad, Mom. Coming straight from the underground. A young niggas got it bad because I'm brown.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Asshole. I am brown. Brown. He starts crying. I'm brown on the inside. I'm fucking brown. I hate it here. What a fucking guy?
Starting point is 00:19:17 I hate it here. I'm fucking hated here. Do you ever, like, do a show like, we're talking this type of shit, and then white people hit you after and explain, like, dude, not me. I'm just saying some cool ones out here. If you ever want to come to Colorado. Oh, yeah. Get some pasta and some good weed, bro.
Starting point is 00:19:32 That I don't like that. When I was in Colorado, when I put a post up, just said I got inspired when I was in the airport in, what's that, not Colorado, Utah. Yeah. And I woke up in, Utah. And I said I got inspired and write a song called Only Nicarious. in the airport and like white people just hit me
Starting point is 00:19:52 like bro there's so many more like it's one that works down at the burger spot like you're not the only one chic Oprah I promise there plenty of you guys here I'm like okay by the way I didn't see any of them but bro did you catch your flight yet like because I can introduce you to it I can bring them up
Starting point is 00:20:08 there I'm like Joe this is telling you man I can't imagine critical race theory like like what you have a thought about this like what do you think like a full day as a white man. Like, I'm talking about a full 24 hours as a white man
Starting point is 00:20:24 feel like in America. Not nowhere else in the world, but in the United States of America to wake up pure 100% Caucasian male. It's got to be like when they win the NBA championship. Like the city is yours.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Like the celebration never stops. Like you feel like this is, like America, the corporation, you feel like you own the company. They feel like they got stock in America. You fit, I think we're black. We only know what,
Starting point is 00:20:56 we feel like we're spending the night over somebody house and we don't know that ain't nobody coming to get us. Like we're being forced to spend the night. Right. Like we could leave, but we didn't get ourselves over here. We need a ride back. Yeah, we're forever visitors on this earth.
Starting point is 00:21:11 No, I don't think. I think the whole being white you got to act like that shit ain't the shit an advantage You gotta kind of You gotta be Play it down
Starting point is 00:21:22 It's It's but when they're not around I'm clicking my heels This shit is so much smoother When niggas ain't around That's how they I just wonder
Starting point is 00:21:31 The type of weird shit That they do When ain't no niggas around I believe they pull a latch And go underground And eat carrots and shit I would think There's all type of clandescent shit
Starting point is 00:21:41 We don't know nothing about No they just do the same shit They might just Look around and be like Nigger They give a hundred dollars First person that said Get a hundred dollars
Starting point is 00:21:58 Hey, cuckoo money No, I mean probably Next level racism Shit didn't really make you mad I fuck my money up Now I can't re-up Why'd you do that, nigger? They probably say some wild
Starting point is 00:22:14 You knew your plug was coming I'm like, asshole they all by itself and they look around and then music get cut off and then somebody was like, Black Lives Matter, am I right? But what if it's like a woman, what if it's like a woman
Starting point is 00:22:29 which you know how when a woman come home and take their brawls out, they'd be like, what if it's like that for white people when they get home they finally sit up, nigger? Oh, God, I've been holding that one all day. Jesus Christ! Oh, God, I mean, we did some type of event today where they had a whole
Starting point is 00:22:47 bunch of them coming. It was just all my heart. That's the crazy thing about it, though. That's how out of the loop we are. They probably got a whole new code for nigger that don't even involve the word at all. Oh, they've been using them. It's a whole backdoor racism. We don't even know nothing about. Urban. No, that's too, there's some, I'm talking about some shit that we don't. The area's urban. The code is probably dumb shit. Like, are you okay? Are you okay? The dogs in the yard. you some simple shit, like they really care about you. That's probably the racism. How are you
Starting point is 00:23:21 doing? Everything all right? You know, I asked the black guy today if he was doing all right. I told him I was peachy. We know what that means. The peaches. That's how they picked the peaches. All the white 85% is watching this shit. It's not us, bro. It's not us. We're not like that. That's crazy. The same white people
Starting point is 00:23:39 that we're laughing at, they'd be laughing at them too. Yeah, all the way. That's funny though. Because we got people from all over the world. All walks. Just be hitting us up like, hey man, did you know y'all good on Neptune? Like, we ain't going over there. Shit, I go.
Starting point is 00:23:55 I'm not trying to fuck a Neptune, bruh. I mean, if you go with the white people, they're going to make sure you, you know. If they... Definitely not going to... If they take it, hey, hey, hey, hey, everything's on me, bud. You don't have to worry about the fucking thing. You go to space with them? Have you said... The space movie never come out
Starting point is 00:24:11 good, bro. Like... Yeah, every... You're right. That's a good. That's why we have a right one. Where it come out good? Where it come out good? Yeah. Like, they started? No, look. Hold up. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Wait a minute. We got a chance of energy. Wait, there was some bullshit. We got to change the nerve to do. You know what? You know what? It wasn't that bad, but it wasn't that good. Clayton.
Starting point is 00:24:30 It wasn't that good. Okay, check this out. It was ambitious. It fucked up sci-fi for Negroes. When the last time you watched the episode of Home Boys and I said? I'm not. I watched the home. I showed my daughter episode of Home Boys and Out of Space.
Starting point is 00:24:41 And she looked at me like, bro, like, I'm so glad that I didn't grow up with you. I'm like, nah, I just wanted you to see. I just wanted you to see. They'd only have one season now. It wasn't like it. It was ridiculous. But it messed up sci-fi. We had a space movie and white people hijacked.
Starting point is 00:24:56 What was it? The Matrix. The Matrix. I told you about that now. Come on. The Matrix. It's a black movie. Bro, look, if you take Neo out of the Matrix.
Starting point is 00:25:04 He had to come show this motherfucker how to come. He showed him it's still some people in the earth alive. And they browned in the bitch. Look at the core of the movie. Nigg. Lawrence Fishburn showed it up with Jada Pinky. Magical Negro theory. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:25:20 The Negro came from the future. Showed the white man. The magical shit. The oracle was black. A nigga in a leather coat showed up with two eggs killed. The nigga who fixed the never, Canesra was black. Come on. Him and his brother.
Starting point is 00:25:32 They was born in the Matrix. Exactly. Pure Matrix. As the white people got in the Matrix, shit got fucked up. Niggas was just traveling through different galaxies trying to put history back together. But see, that's the part of it that I don't like. But you know what, though, to know that Will Smith was supposed to be Neo, that changes that makes it.
Starting point is 00:25:52 If Will Smith would have been Neo, we would have been in a better place. You think so? I know so. Well, you know what he said, right? He said he couldn't quite. I understand it. But he said the niggas came to him. And they was like, hey, man, we got this camera that ain't came out yet.
Starting point is 00:26:13 We've been to invent a camera and it's going to shoot you around when you. jump up like it's gonna go around you and the shit like and they was like and then it's about being in the world but you ain't in the real world you plugged in and he was like they sent the wrong nigga to explain for it but see i'll be forgetting he said they got a camera they got to create i'd be forgetting he knows this nigga they got more background they look man they got a camera they're fucking with hey man they got a camera that shit they ain't came out yet but they building it and you jump and you're gonna stay there it's gonna go around you like he was like yeah man I'm going to work with the niggins got more background on the shit
Starting point is 00:26:48 than you'd have heard the uncut raw Yeah I just seen some shit And what's the agents in the movie Like the shit that they was doing That's what the police do the niggas every day Oh man Come on right
Starting point is 00:27:00 Literally And the scary part about the matrix though is Nicky you gotta have a landline I couldn't figure out what I didn't like You don't know about it Mr. Anderson It's the smell That's a racist shit
Starting point is 00:27:13 That's a next level That's a racist shit Let you know that movie was written for a black man. I can tell you right now, I come here and I just never could get over the stench. Like, Hey, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:27:27 So you said... He was basically saying, it smells like niggas in his stings. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. Ain't it crazy though? We just survived all this racism. Technology racism. Nick, we probably didn't survive
Starting point is 00:27:41 more racism. Technological racism. In our lives than the previous month, motherfuckers ever have. You know what? I'm glad you said that I got a something that's considered to be a hot take and I respect you, brother's minds on another
Starting point is 00:27:53 level, so I'm gonna ask what y'all think about. Oh shit. Bro, don't start no shit. I ain't gonna start no shit. At least I don't think I am. You know what I mean? But I got to ask because I got to get the perspective of two niggas who think on the level that y'all think.
Starting point is 00:28:04 And anybody can chime in at any point if you want. I personally believe that crack cocaine did more damage to bring. black people in slavery. And I'll tell you the reason, one of the reasons why,
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Starting point is 00:31:02 to Las Vegas. Vegas. September 19th and 20th. On your feet. Screaming live only on Hulu. Ladies and gentlemen. Brian Adams. Ed Shearrett. Fade. Glorilla. Jelly Roll. John Fogartie. Lil Wayne, L.L. Cool J. Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Sammy Hagar, Tate McCrae, the Offspring, Tim McGraw. Tickets are on sale now at AXS.com. Get your tickets today. AXS.com. Is the crack error over? Yes, the era is over, but crack is, you know what I mean? That's why I personally believe that baking soda is the worst thing that ever happened to niggas, man. Because Coke hay been around forever. Knicks been doing coke Nings been doing drugs But when they hit it with that almond hammer It turned into something that destroyed
Starting point is 00:31:49 A community But what is in that shit You can clean your teeth with it Get corrosion off your car Put it in your refrigerator nigger Make cookies Make cookies But when you hit it with some
Starting point is 00:32:01 When you mix it with some cocaine And a little cold water And some cold water And You put a fork in and you scrape that And boy Yeah I'm talking about, for real, my personal opinion, I think that.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Some people disagree, some people agree, but I personally believe that's the case. Because during that time of, you know, the oppression, which is still going on now, we had a commonality of knowing we are being oppressed. And when they dropped that dope off, we was like, make every man for itself. I got ounces and half ounces all day long. nigger didn't give a fuck about what happened to you no more and this the crazy part about the apples this the crazy thing about crack bruck the longer you stay around some crack your probability of smoking it goes up a hundred percent because 90 percent of the niggas who was selling crack ended up on the shit but i'm saying but look at the young people it's like if you saw if you grew up with somebody that was on crack these motherfuckers ain't fucking with crack huh no go ahead young man
Starting point is 00:33:16 but see but that's what I'm saying because they saw it first you see right but you see what it did to a whole I'm talking about in 10 years my name
Starting point is 00:33:25 how old are you young 22 years old his name was born in 99 cash money taking over for the 9000 and he knows this and shit I can't fuck with ever
Starting point is 00:33:36 yeah it's nothing that ever but I don't know but I can't say It was worse than slavery, though. It was fucked up. Slavery was a whole... I think slavery going to always be number one.
Starting point is 00:33:47 And I let some new shit happen. More was made off of it. More was taken off of... You know what I'm saying? Like, crack, like, maybe you can put it to that. If we got to keep that money, we didn't get to keep none of that crack money. That's the part to make it the worst.
Starting point is 00:34:00 They let us... They gave us the tool to show how brilliant black men were. Think about all of these legendary niggas, they make all of these documentaries about who made hundreds of... of millions of dollars. These are, even though they were selling drugs, these are brilliant
Starting point is 00:34:17 business minds that are now incarcerated for the rest of their lives for selling some shit that was given to the community. Yeah, they were part that they got caught up in the game. It got us both ways. Slavery was one way. Nigger, you are a nigger and
Starting point is 00:34:33 you belong to me, you can't read, you can't do nothing. You can't you run away with cut your foot and it was horrendous. I read the slave nerd. It was fucking horrible. But crack made us do it to ourselves, bro. Like to where you look at a nigga and say, you know what, I don't give a fuck that that's my partner's mama. I don't give a fuck that it's my partner's father. I don't give a
Starting point is 00:34:57 fuck that I know it's turned the family up. I got to get this money. Because young people on crap. All the way around, but it destroyed us. It destroyed us, It was it destroyed us. I truly believe it just whatever was left of the community We got black neighborhoods But then you gotta keep in mind Craig was this on crack crack was the second
Starting point is 00:35:22 Epidemic though bro Heroin everybody Herald went fucking up before Craig But that's what I'm saying Heroin has been around Unless they were somewhere else But see you say everybody was affected by slavery Everybody in the South
Starting point is 00:35:33 Everybody is affected by you got crackade in your family Probably you got crack in your family You don't He did crack in your family? You don't He did cracker crack head in his. Oh, okay. It's more than one. Don't act like it's just one crack head. Everybody got about 10. It's a junkie. We got a whole branch of crack heads in my family. Yeah, it's affected every family. It's right up the middle, too. It's a crack branch. It's flimsy.
Starting point is 00:35:58 We hoping it's going to fall out, but it's strong. It's a whole guy down. Power by crack. Power by crack. Craig. You know what you can power with crack. Big ass hole in the family tree. By crack. Do you hear me? Crack family veins over there. You imagine if crack hairs was walking around with t-shirts that said that on it,
Starting point is 00:36:16 powered by crack. Man, that's making a statement right there. That crack preserve you. That's why crack heads be that same. Man, wait, did that commercial come out? If you smoke crack from 1994 to 2006, you may be entitled to government compensation. Yeah, we made it.
Starting point is 00:36:35 We're sorry. We got to pray. What if we some old, what if we're some old, We're sorry. We got to pay y'all. Damn. That might happen. We might be able to sue them for that shit before we get some reparations.
Starting point is 00:36:48 You're right. We did, man. We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. All you got to do is prove that this correct came from the government. We're sorry. We would have to hire some scientists. And they would have to do some lab tests and they would have to break that shit back down the cocaine to find out where it came from.
Starting point is 00:37:03 You ain't got to do some money. What if they just let niggas out of jail? You know how to get false? niggas outside with us? Some of them, yeah. It's just people family. Yeah. Nigger, that don't matter.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Some motherfuckers don't need to be in the world. But niggins that went here for... For crack, ain't them niggas. You don't know what they've been doing since they've been in there. Sick, they in there. Yeah, they didn't never think they was coming home. They didn't got used to living in prison. They didn't do some shit.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And they need to stay in there doing it. Y'all always how about letting motherfuckers out, Leave them motherfuckers where they're at Nah, not them niggas that went in for them all drug offenses. Let them niggas out. These niggas been in jail for 40 years. You want them to come out here and do. Let them go. Let them go
Starting point is 00:37:52 because they can come out here and help the community. And help rebuild the community. These are the same motherfuckers that's been terrorizing niggas in jail because they thought they wouldn't never coming home. They're not as innocent. These are not the niggins who are like, bro, just eight, man.
Starting point is 00:38:07 These niggins got nine. These niggas got nine. This motherfucking being And shit Because that's the environment You know what I'm getting home I'm gonna do Art
Starting point is 00:38:19 Right exactly You don't want to make him You know what TV They didn't interview All these niggas I talk cartoons Right That's it
Starting point is 00:38:28 Let me get home You think I want to shake Niggins Melting skittles down Making the beautiful Portraits of niggas I want to make cakes And you got
Starting point is 00:38:37 And you're not Incorporating the fact These niggas ain't had no pussy and I don't know how long. I'm just playing devil's advocate, Chico. Sometimes you have to factor in that maybe you got to let everybody out. No, you can't let everybody out. There you go. Don't say that.
Starting point is 00:38:51 No, no. I'm talking about the niggas that, that. Some niggas might not leave. 30, 40 years for having an ounce of crack on. A ounce. That's a lot of crack. A ounce of crack. That's a lot of crap.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Why is an ounce only a lot when it comes to drugs? Because an ounce is nothing in any other, like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, any other term of measurement. Man, an ounce is very small. Because it's enough for two people. Whatever woman gave you an ounce of pussy? Happily accepted. You know how long an ounce of pussy was last week, man.
Starting point is 00:39:21 A ounce of pussy. I don't need a pound of pussy. What do to do with all that pussy? Man, I'm rolling up skimps out there. I'm rolling up something so skimper at this pussy round. Pussy house. Man, why that piece of pussy so little? That's why I smoke a man, man.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, Skimpy. Who my nickname? Hey, man, Ren and Skimpy. Rennie Skimpy, wimpy. Hell yeah. Hey, I was a stretcher hounds of pussy.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Literally. Man, that was a day. Oh, you need about an ounce. That's it. A dollop of a do you? I don't know, man. The black community fucked up. What were at, no.
Starting point is 00:40:15 What? What we at? About the drugs? Okay. You're that half? No, I just forgot where we were in the film. I said, I was in the house of pussy, and then I just, you know, I started. You switch gears on me.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Yeah, you start thinking about it. Let's talk about pussy, bro. This is a great platform for black men to be able to speak about pussy. Yeah, that's why I was just thinking about the house of it. We don't put it on the scale. We don't, I'm not. Right. I'm an eyeball.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Too much the way. You're going eyeball it. Oh, I'm my eyeball and pussy. Because I feel like we. I wish you had the type of relationship, but we shouldn't have the way up. Yeah. I'm there. I trust you.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Free range, pussy. Free range. Cage free. Cage free. Cage free pussy. Ooh. All right. I'm going to ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:40:57 That's great. All right. Is regular woman pussy better than whole pussy? Hmm. Be honest. What you got, but you know, you know, you got, what, you know, these are jeopardy questions. I gotta use a lifeline on that one.
Starting point is 00:41:13 What do you consider to be regular woman? A woman who ain't got a lot of street mouths. A woman who hasn't had a lot of sexual partners as opposed to a woman who you knew was liberal with her sex. That's the better way to put it in. What did you say? So with like a sexually liberated woman versus a woman who hasn't participated in a lot of sexual activity.
Starting point is 00:41:35 Lack of participation. Yeah. But that doesn't necessarily mean she's not sexually liberal. though. But I'm saying someone who's more reserved sexually versus a sexually liberated woman Ah, that's You know what I mean? So you're saying
Starting point is 00:41:50 If she them fuck more people Basically If she fucked a whole bunch of motherfuckers Versus not having fucked as many But you're not considering what the not As much as many did When she was fucking. Right, that's what that's the part of the question though. That's a whole other thing. I'm just
Starting point is 00:42:09 Okay. So you're, I'm asking a Which one is better? You're trying to get to multiplication. Yeah, which one is better? I'm saying, and your personal opinion? Personal opinion. Because we want to dispel some myths.
Starting point is 00:42:21 I would say Regular woman pussy Because of what you can teach. Why the fuck you're laughing, Joe? What the fucking try to teach his pussy? Even the 22-year-old nigga like, why are you trying to teach his pussy?
Starting point is 00:42:37 Hey, you actually got a good point Don't think back That pussy gonna be what it wanted to be Get down But no, no, no, see He at the young stage See, he's 22, all he's doing You know what I mean, I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:42:50 He's just coming in explaining him He's just fucking Dick out fucking Hurry up Oochoochoochoo. Yeah, this nigga, that's what he's doing Like we passed that day You're not even qualified to even participate
Starting point is 00:43:02 He ain't even fucking out He having sex You still, yeah, exactly You still having sense You know, you know, This young nigger having sex. He still at 22. He's still in the 20.
Starting point is 00:43:10 He said I was smoking weed. I'm having sex. Stop, man. Stop having all this sex, man. That's what he's doing now. So you would disqualify your day. I know why you said, what you're teaching the pussy? You just go in and you fucking do.
Starting point is 00:43:33 What do is you fucking do? So all you got to do is just put it in and go like this, man. still fucking like the porn you watch, a nigga like that. Look at that young niggas. You know what I'm saying? You got to understand
Starting point is 00:43:45 we had a different stage by the day. When I say teach, young day, I'll talk about the sexual experience that you can create with this woman versus a woman who has been virtuous. So you threw them off because you don't usually go that deep. Yeah, virtuous woman who has probably had every type of sexual experience that you can have
Starting point is 00:44:00 with a man. Stop, man, stop. Stop. Quit, man. Quit. like somebody coming like I can't believe this shit I can't believe it holy shit I'm in the pussy I don't know right table ain't stir yeah see how strong he said it when he said it
Starting point is 00:44:23 what's you gonna teach the pussy hey man what you're going to teach the pussy nigga hey man that nigga got a debatable point though one thing that's the show pussy so much headed man who's the hard headed bro i'm telling you you had to reprogram the pussy this on media yeah that's what i'm saying can you do that with a woman that is
Starting point is 00:44:51 liberated and a hole in your in your terminology in the term i'm not my terminology that's right to that man the terminology oh oh sure you reprogram one that has been you know some shit you just can't be rebooted yes the mulligan in the city that's why I asked because it's like basically what he said is like negative you know pussy reset itself
Starting point is 00:45:15 so you can teach whatever you want to but that means you're there I'm talking about in the collective of pussy world church girl coochie club girl coochie what is your what is your stance on church my
Starting point is 00:45:32 my stance is that women that are sexually liberate and have better sex because they already know what they want. Okay, so that's what I'm saying. A woman who is not sexually liberated wants you to find what she gets. Right, and that's what I'm saying. A woman who sexually liberated knows what she wants, and she would show you, nigger, right here.
Starting point is 00:45:52 This is what you do to this person. Circles. Right. I mean, that's cool. That's cool. And that saved you some time. But, you know what I mean? It makes the experience better.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Sometimes you can bring out a part of a woman that she didn't know that she had inside of her. didn't know she didn't know that she can get this nasty until you came in you're talking about squirons yeah i mean not just that that's very that's very exciting you know what i mean like when you bring it out when she when she's timid and and you can see it but that like over time you realize that she's down with the shit for real now and you know that this didn't exist before you came in and put your spin on it yeah that's why i would say i'm gonna do that anyway whatever she doing i mean that exactly you can't help it if you're a certain type of niggas so it's for me whatever she got going on.
Starting point is 00:46:38 I'm coming through like puppy. I'm about to remix the pussy. This is the remix. Bad boy. Clayton, what say you? I say the good girl. The, the, the, the regular woman, as you put it. But she ain't regular.
Starting point is 00:46:57 She, you know, she abnormal. It's some abnormal things here not that you might come across. I got some of the most fascinating and intriguing them pussies that you wouldn't get from somebody that's you know what I'm saying seen it all done it out that's what I'm saying but that's the thing about seeing it all it's a water have they really like you said if you could if you could come through and create a moment so you say I'm saying you could create a moment either way they only been fuck like my man that's what he was saying
Starting point is 00:47:31 that's why I said he ain't all the way wrong because look I'll be looking at you can't look at pussy like the opponent like you gotta look at like you gotta show up to the posit like a chef it's like i'll be showing up like can you be god damn bobby flate like nigga whatever the fuck it is i'm about to make the shit better can you cook with this what when i put my little garbage on the pussy little seasoning little red wine um motherfucking reduction vinegar red no this ain't even pussy no more when i'm finished this is just pussy All right. Le Poussay.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Pousay. Lepagin. Veshyne. And here we have a Pussy Pire. Here we have in Le Pagin. I've made Pussy Tart. What do we have here? Well, this is a little Les Poussey's top with some garnish of a...
Starting point is 00:48:24 This is my rendition of Pussy. I have bacon. Those represent lips. We have a very special pussy paellae. With a clam sauce Is that pineapple sauce? And a mango chutney Chutney.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Chutney. What I made today is a smoked pussy with a nice roasted vinaigarette, sour cream and a little
Starting point is 00:48:56 baking bits for the crunch. Okay. So I smoked this pussy for 12 hours. That's what you had with your own. I actually poached this pussy. I cooked this pussy
Starting point is 00:49:07 is so smooth. I ain't a little bag. Well, I was a little dip and I actually broled the pussy to give it a nice crunch on top and make a seal tender on the inside. Yeah, it doesn't
Starting point is 00:49:20 seal that flavor. Oh, so I wanted to go in a whole other direction and I made a pussy crimp brulee. No, that is hilarious. You can never put that you on TV but I'd watch the shit out of the nigger oh the nigger who gonna be the freaking
Starting point is 00:49:39 nigger they eat the blueberry pussy I don't know come oh this sounds delicious man man this is the funny shit in the world you say you said you said you're this is a funny shit in the world like they it like you got to understand okay i'm gonna ask you this question we can do this shit man it don't there's not too many spaces that exists where you can talk the shit you want to talk and be who you are. This is the question for you, Chico. Be who you love you are.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Yes. What type of pussy do you think influenced some of your favorite songs? Oh my God. I was just, I talk about this on stage now, like the different eras of pussy. Like, 90s pussy had to be the best pussy ever because of the music that it inspired.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Like, the music that it made niggas make where niggas said, like, described the whole last night, I was inside of you. Nigger, he saw the sun, the moon, the mountains, the rivers, and heaven. I mean, I mean, it's been an hour since you've been gone. And that's too long, so come back home, my name. Like, that is a different area.
Starting point is 00:50:50 But the 70s pussy, I'd be terrified of that pussy. That pussy was different because that pussy would make niggas whole, like if you lose your girl in the 70s, both you niggas got to help me find her. Like, that's a totally different type of pussy When you lose it, it's like, hey, nigga, she's gone, I need you Or what we need. And empty her face everywhere I go And it's peace or even at the picture of the show
Starting point is 00:51:15 Have you seen her? Like, that's a different era right there. Stupid. That's a different era. So, I think that, personally, I think that 90s pussy had that 10-year period had to be the best pussy that was ever given in all of the decades
Starting point is 00:51:30 at least when you compare it to music when you put it into the music that was made because of it don't nothing get better than the 90s man the 90s then niggas was singing all the way I'm talking about to the core letting you know I'm thinking I'm thinking of error that nigga wanted what was in them jeans so bad
Starting point is 00:51:50 and that was after the 90s that was early 2000 so you got to respect that error too but the 90s man like the 90s aren't be music I'm gonna tell you at what point in the 90s one I think pussy was at his best. I want to say between like 92 or 94. Whenever H-Town took off
Starting point is 00:52:08 with knocking the booth. That nigga, did you hear how that nigga came on? Yeah. He didn't wait on nothing. That nigga was singing before the music started. That's what the pussy make it do. They cut the music on
Starting point is 00:52:22 and he was already saying. That's what the pussy make you do, that nigga put it in a look. Yeah. Bro, if you got some pussy, that had you saying good love and body rocking knocking boots all night long
Starting point is 00:52:36 if you got if you got some of that pussy this weekend nigga it'll fuck you up my question is with it in 2021 play huh now that was just that was turned
Starting point is 00:52:46 somebody rocking knocking the boot he just made something up knock a boot but no okay no he didn't because when you if you walk by you hear somebody fucking he'd be like somebody kicking some boots but at that one
Starting point is 00:52:58 it was popular yeah poetic justice all that little time period where bitches was wearing them little boots yeah so maybe they was fucking with boots on let you think about silk silk said let me lick you up and down till you say let me nigger that was the nigga came straight on the song because tonight baby i want to get freaky with you like he's smart enough to say until you say stop because after you eat the pussy and she's never about two good time for real it's painful Stop, give me some, give me some, give me some.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Jodacy. Jodicy, I mean, I'm just saying. Come on. Cry for you? What? Cry for you. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:44 What they're doing? I'll cry. I don't know what the fuck going to happen, nigga, but base, bottom line, I'm crying. You know what? If you take this pussy away from me. That's actually two songs. Bare minimum tears. If you just take, you could split that song right at the end when they start doing the begging part.
Starting point is 00:54:03 That's a whole goddamn song. I'm begging. Baby, I'm big and big and big, baby, baby, baby. I'm bigging. It's like, nigger. That's just the 90s, man. If you look at it, I know it's, it's cliche to talk about this person now because he's in a whole bunch of it. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Wait, before you switch gears, before you switch gears, though. Hold on. Before you switch gears. Talk about you can't. I'm sorry, man. Talk about you can't leave out of Josie without bringing up feigning. Oh yeah. I can't leave you alone.
Starting point is 00:54:36 You got me fiend. And this, and like you said now, this at the height of the crack era, too. Yeah, come on, right. For them to compare this girl to being on some shit, did nobody want no parts of? And ain't nobody ever really got off. You can't get off it. You can stop smoking it, but you ain't never off it. When Joseph's-
Starting point is 00:54:56 got a little bit left in me yeah that leather that leather shit in the middle of the desert or whatever the fuck that was i knew them niggas was different then hey yeah but you even think about the the songs that the women made back then like niggina howard nigger mary jblige obliged carried that had a whole moment right in the middle yeah she i mean she had the whole moment all the way through and i mean like she's the queen like she's the queen she's the queen she makes songs so good. Niggas feel bad for the shit. Mary be singing about that the nigga did to her.
Starting point is 00:55:32 She got the guilt trip music. Like, when you go through some shit with your girl and she played that Mary Jay, My life is gonna be just fine. If you hear that, everything's not fine. Nothing you said worked pretty. Everything is not fine.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Fine, fine, fine. It's fine for her. Not your ass. Everything is fucked up, buddy. For you it is over. It's over. Everything is You can just leave. That song is a warning sign. Whatever you did. It's over.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Tony Braxton. Nigger was hitting Tony Braxton so good. She said if the nigga left, she wouldn't breathe no more. That was about a nigga choking her. I don't know. That's what I heard. I'm sorry. I got five other people to be around.
Starting point is 00:56:13 No, no. That's not this case. Because you almost had me until I thought about the lyrics. I was like, wait a minute, Clayton. But no, she said, if you leave, I won't breathe. If he were to stay, she wouldn't be breathing if that was the case. See, that's... Maybe.
Starting point is 00:56:28 I think she liked to be choked a little bit. Or whoever wrote the song, that's what I get from. So, you ever found out what you're talking about, how about that song? You make my love come down. Yeah, see, that's a different era. That whole song is about having with pussy. That's the 80s. See, the 80s was different, too.
Starting point is 00:56:48 That's the mother-buck. You know what I mean? Like, that's when you had that ready for the world. then things all the night niggas was sweet voice In the 80s It was better It was better to look
Starting point is 00:57:01 Sweet voice than the mother Yeah It was better to ask for the puzzle For a longer time in the 80s In the 90s Like I guess some of the 80s Had carried over to the 90s Because bad man
Starting point is 00:57:10 You know like 80s songs Took a long time You would beg for the pussy To the end of the songs Yeah You would say you would say And then in the 90s Niggas just was knocking boots
Starting point is 00:57:19 Soon as the shit came on Yeah all the way You would skirt around it in the 80s You would say Little Clever shit And then in the 2000 Round down, ring my bells, a little shit like that. See, when niggas, like, Tray Slong's name came, the door was already wide open.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Now that nigga had the freedom to come out and just say it in the beginning. Which one of y'all going home with Trigger? You didn't even heard the song. That was that nigga open this thing. Which one of y'all coming home with Trigger? What song is this? The one that fuck you, bitch. I'm about to take off my shirt.
Starting point is 00:57:52 And show them my dick. Mr. Steele your girl? That's all right. Come on, it's Mr. Steele your girl. Hey, he kept on yelling, my nigga. That's a good point. He came in yelling, is Mr. Steele your girl? Like, bro, you're going to steal my girl.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Yes. You want to steal her. Hey, man, this song right here, this fucking song hurt us more than it helped us as the nigger community. What's that? When a Rich Nigger Want You? And your nigger can't do nothing for you, boy. Now that one right there. That one right there
Starting point is 00:58:26 I'm telling you I don't know like on the list of shit That was out to get us But nigga that song Is right there on like no 21 or something Yeah that was that was hard On the regular
Starting point is 00:58:36 Because it Took the way The way he said it He sung the shit It wasn't an anthem for us Right He got rich just now And the first thing he did
Starting point is 00:58:47 Was take a broke nigga bitch That's hateful That's hateful You didn't buy a chain See You didn't do none of that shit See his black men This is the type of shit we got to talk about.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Speak on it, bro. Dancing his ass off. And the point of you that he took on the song, let us know that it wasn't for us. This was letting us know. Yeah, but you took her. She would have been fine. But why you take that nigga girl to prove the point?
Starting point is 00:59:15 And took her. Hey, I lost like I got one nigga chick, chick cold that old ass once you don't. Oh, yeah. I saw you and him. Walking in the rain. That's what I'm saying. I'm scared of that pussy. Like to make you follow somebody in the rain,
Starting point is 00:59:31 you see in the video, this nigga had no umbrella or nothing. He was just walking across the street with a goddamn trench coat on, just wet in a bitch looking like it. He almost shot that dude, man. Clayton, you heard what he said at the end? Right.
Starting point is 00:59:45 He said, oh, I should have wanted to grab the jimmy. Listen, you and this chicken McNup. This nigga said You're just a squirrel Trying to get a nut That nigga was mad about that Now I ain't boy That's a whole other
Starting point is 01:00:04 Alright word right there Niggers that got their heart broke On the record I'm gonna tell you one They get overlook sometime Tate maybe I deserve That's one of my favorite song Yes I cheated on you
Starting point is 01:00:14 I'm like What are you doing? No that ain't a bar To grab my coat And chase you down the street Do you know how much story It goes in When you that mad
Starting point is 01:00:24 You're about to chase her and think It's chilly out that bitch And grab your coat Because you know you're not gonna stop I gotta make sure I got everything I need to catch her Oh, you didn't listen to the rest of that part Like the end of the song
Starting point is 01:00:37 Where the shit be fading out And that nigga said Just grab your neck And until you let me know Yeah, he was beefing on that one He was beefing because she did The same thing to him That's why I tell diggas all the time
Starting point is 01:00:49 Bro don't play that game You can't hurt her like she can hurt you Woo! It's gonna feel different It's gonna feel different when that nigga called at 2 o'clock at the border. She says it's just my homeboy. Ooh. Let me tell you a nigga that was hurt, hurt. Oh, who's hurt?
Starting point is 01:01:02 I was hurt. Oh, yeah. That nigga said every time I see you, I get a bad vibe. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Just thinking of someone else in between your life. And you thought you were sick, had tricks up your sleeve. When that was a nigga, hold up This is the part that fucked them up
Starting point is 01:01:26 And I'm singing your stupid ass And I know you tired of me When a nigga had them When a nigga take a word And add like eight syllables To a four-five letter word That nigga said up your sleeve You're serious about this shit
Starting point is 01:01:41 Niggas Now that bitch had a long sleeve Ain't nobody, you know what You know what you know The bitch had a lot of tricks Not had a lot of trench to the sleeve What you mean? I don't have nothing to my sleeve.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Niggins pulled all the way out. Whits a sleeve. He was thinking I just dressed like Prince. But the shit fall out. Son of dick, you dirty, bitch. There are dicks up her sleeve, my nigga. Imagine displayed it at the barbershop. There you know what happened to me there's name.
Starting point is 01:02:11 My bib sugar coat off a dick. What if that's what he said first? But they made him change it. You had dicks up your sleeve. Bro, we got to change the line, bro. We got to change that line. You thought you were slick. Hey, and dicks up your sleeve.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Amen. It's a bit some hurt. You know who else was hurt? Who? Uncle Sam. Come on. That nigger was. I don't ever want to see you.
Starting point is 01:02:42 I don't ever want to. Zegger said early one morning and what this is this was this was a nigger going through a girl phone before you can go through a girl phone. Right. He made that song. nigga wrote a letter to this nigga. Hey man I just want to let you know
Starting point is 01:02:56 fucking your bitch No disrespect No disrespect You know what I mean And I know I'm your best friend and all that But my nigga This pussy I had to I sat here and wrote this letter
Starting point is 01:03:08 So you know I respect you But I just wanted to leave it You know I mean Early in the morning when you first wake up You get your day starters You had a whole day to think about it And figure it out But yeah
Starting point is 01:03:17 This just me now You know I mean Like that nigga Niggas be, you know who else was mad? Genuine. Genuine was mad on that. What you said, I'm going to let my fingers down to the bone. That's how he came straight on the song.
Starting point is 01:03:32 He ain't saying nothing else. He just came straight. Bitch, I worked my fingers down to the bone. Yeah, yeah. I put it down from nine to five so you should know. Then the nigga talked to itself. He said, and you know what else? I bust my ass so you can live.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Yeah, it's good. Like, that nigga was beefing, bro. Gene Yine gave us one of the best niggins of all the time. What's that? Only one year lonely. Oh, yeah. Hey, but you was talking about Uncle Sam
Starting point is 01:04:04 the fucking ad lives on that song that you know, that nigga was really hurting. Yeah, he was like, I don't, I don't. He was hurt, hurt. Then the nigga from boys to men, he just came in talking. Yeah, you did me so wrong. I was blind
Starting point is 01:04:21 But now I see These niggas was boy That's what I'm saying That music in that era But the 90s They gave you every emotion Now it ain't like that no more 90s
Starting point is 01:04:30 They're mad They got that whole For that beat Don't nobody love These home no more But that beat For that beat Huh
Starting point is 01:04:37 Future can't that shit Oh now Now now If you got some joy too With you though Made like I'm gonna
Starting point is 01:04:44 I'm gonna relate this shit With all my bitches Yeah I need to cut some I need help I need help I want up for myself I'm like
Starting point is 01:04:56 Nicky you already got for my roster You got bitches to fire He's talking about getting new bitches Bro, that thing is saying I feel like all my bitches shit I need to That's the whole other He was pleading for help
Starting point is 01:05:08 I want if anybody help I need to pay for that nigga don't want No help He said he says for it He can see that's the type of shit he's saying Then he'll come right back And say If she catch me
Starting point is 01:05:17 cheating I never tell him sorry I mean hey I'm gonna turn the dirty over you bitch you know I ain't get to lose you this the same nigga that said it don't fuck with my conscience I serve my auntie there bro yeah come on man tell my grandma I don't need a bell
Starting point is 01:05:34 sleeping on the floor he tell you in all his songs what he did this young nigga said that shit like church that shit like church that shit like church I told you why that nigga go bust it I don't think you hurt. I don't think you hurt. I love this.
Starting point is 01:05:52 Dirty Sprite, this high. I'm telling you. All the way. No. He told you, I'm sorry. I'd just be fucking these holes. I don't be cuffing these old. I mean, you ain't got a point.
Starting point is 01:06:02 But, nigga, not in the 90s. They was cuffing him in the 90s, and they were sick. I listen to the future religious. Dave Hollister got a cold-ass song about getting his heart broke, me. You know what the fuck is that, that Dave Hollister? Carl Thomas got one, too. For real? What's the Carl Thomas?
Starting point is 01:06:17 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, he was... You're talking... Nah, not my favorite girl to Dave Hollister joint. Nah, um... Girl, I gotta go. I can't stay.
Starting point is 01:06:30 You said things would change. But girl, things are still the same. You know, all right. The niggas was serious, but... That dick said, when we first met... Oh, this is the same nigger. That ain't the coldest shit, Dave. When Dave came on the...
Starting point is 01:06:47 song and said, girl, what's wrong with your shady ass? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Waking me up early in the monster. Still, yawning. Don't you know a nigger had for sleep? Yeah. Why to hell you keep on paging me? Man, listen, man, some of y'all, y'all got to come on the show, man, so we can ask y'all some questions about what y'all was going through when y'all wrote these songs, man. Man, we fuck with the R&B. We got it. We got, like, the creation process. Like, what was the, like, what did she do specifically to make you this?
Starting point is 01:07:16 the niggas who really wrote the song and bring them it was it don't matter whoever somebody out of cover yeah because it's gonna be it's gonna be a few motherfuckers that was probably the popper song writers at the time unless the group ain't do it they self you but still but the strength you gotta find to sing that shit my name you had to you had the type of too pain to be able to sing some of these songs who hurt you who yeah that's what it's gonna be life it's gonna be uh the who hurt you the who hurt you the who hurt you r nb special coming soon to network 85 that'd be dope like you just get niggas to come and tell they start Go away.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Because all nobody, we don't get to tell their story. So the bitch tried to kill me. That's how a lot of them gonna start. Yeah. Twice. I let the first one slide. Then she tried to shoot me the second time. I was like, word, no knife.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Like, all right, I can't do this shit no more. Damn. It's a hard life out here for a nigger boy. Oh, yeah. We were just talking about there earlier. Like how the hell did, well, like I said, I don't know if we're supposed to talk about this. No, we don't. We don't.
Starting point is 01:08:13 We don't. Just fucking chat, man. But we don't. We're just going to omit that part. Okay. I know. Not you feel. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 01:08:20 You know. We got to let it go at some point, Chil. I know, man. I'm working through the process, but it's just, like, just, like, I can't just. I can't just put that no slapping his finger and it's just erased. You have to, man. I, hey. It's wrong.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Wrong is wrong. You're right. Wrong is wrong. But God damn. It's wrong. Have you, I mean, I mean, I know. All right. All right, guys.
Starting point is 01:08:43 All right, guys. Everybody be calm. What you do at home is your business. Everybody. calm all right you got to stop playing in the parking lot too yeah you've got to that's where you lost me but i'm sorry yeah i can't you're not gonna tell me i get it take my right we understand yeah but you know it's a process i understand i get it's a process yeah yeah she was stop she cat stop you can't stop you see we're trying to make progress here
Starting point is 01:09:15 You all, man, we do not want to be on the list of people who are being chastised and canceled for having a personal opinion. Yeah, let it go. What's that miss big shit? Which one? How the hell is she your friend and you don't know if she got kids or whatever that dick said? Busted. Go downstairs because you bustle it. Pack your bags.
Starting point is 01:09:37 That niggins crazy. He has a bribble. The coldest part in the song is when he called her assed in life. oh yeah he caught her a line a couple of times yeah she was like huh that was her respond now earlier you said dancing but when i just asked you said shopping tell me which one you would do it how the hell would you shop in when you just said dancing No, he broke that shit. He, hey, you ever seen the nigger win an argument on the track?
Starting point is 01:10:20 All like that. Not at all. That nigger went off. What the fuck are you talking about, ma'am? It's so many songs when the niggas got hurt, but they're just, they catch it, so you got to just listen to him. Yeah, it's, I mean, it had to give you good information. Nobody give a fuck when a man get hurt, though. It ain't give you good information, though.
Starting point is 01:10:37 Because it's just like you a man, you don't, that shit don't pose to hurt you like that. Why are you acting like a bitch? See, that shit. They can turn it. turning that shit off and on when they want to. Right. Niggas be out here really hurt. For real.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Like when we listen to that motherfucking baby face right. When that young nigga came on the song and said, bitch don't call my phone no more. Go fuck that other nigga. That's the depth of hurt. That only fucking when a man get hurt. Look at Will Smith. He got hurt. He came out there entanglement shit.
Starting point is 01:11:07 That nigga gained all that weight for the first time of his life. That nigga was in shape. Yeah, man, and salute the will, man. Hey, man, just put the camera on me. I said that. I know, I know. Hey, guys, hey, hey, if I can't talk about the guy, then we're not going to talk about the guy, all right, fucking play.
Starting point is 01:11:26 I don't have any of these, uh. Well, man, Clay's going to have to answer that. So what was that shit you let your little home boy say about me on a little fucking show, nigga, what you don't think I watch it? Sorry, I'm sorry, man. You don't think I watch it, Clayton, huh? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:11:40 I'm sorry. They didn't invite me. over there. I ain't give him fuck. I'm sorry. We're right. Crazy for real that year. What's up what you do? Fuck Carlos. He already said it. He's like, fuck Carlos. I'm fucking with y'all.
Starting point is 01:11:55 I'm gonna fuck him up when I see it. Was his word. His word? He's gonna fuck him up when I said. That was his words. He took the shit out there, nigga, me. No, this way. Talk about my white booty hole look different.
Starting point is 01:12:06 Why you repeat the shit, Chico? I didn't say his. That was hypothetical. You're just trying to get Will to get mad again. No, I'm not. I love Will, man. We would love you to come over here with you. Stop talking about it, bro.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Hey, man, turn all this on. I'm saying, brother. Stop talking about it, bro. I'm trying. 40 seconds before. Luke back, bro. Take all that out. Put a commercial right there.
Starting point is 01:12:33 There's no one of the t-shirt commercial. Let me do it. The funny part is Joe not going to do it. In there. It's not. It's not. It's fucking, bro. It's comedy, bro.
Starting point is 01:12:42 Joe don't edit shit. It's that out. That's all it is, bro. Fucking comedy, bro. This nigga has... Do you know that this is, every clip that we'd be like, yeah, take that out. You never get taken it.
Starting point is 01:12:52 No. What? What's the fuck? No, it's fucking comedy. This nigga is not an editor. Those guys can't take comedy, bro. What the fuck are they even watching for it, bro? It's fucking funny. I laugh.
Starting point is 01:13:02 I laugh. I laugh the whole time. He's not an editor. He's an uploader. He just... He just makes sure this shit is continuous. It'll be a half-ed. Half of this clip and half of a clip somebody else quit.
Starting point is 01:13:17 He's gonna put new face clip in this bit. Joe don't be editing shit. Hey, Joe, take that out. Hey, man. Is everything okay with D.C., man? I heard him pee-p in, man. Peeing for a long time. Like, damn, Joe didn't even edit out
Starting point is 01:13:38 when the nigga went to pee. What? Bro, it's fucking funny, bro. It's funny. He's the one now. I mean, people love you guys. Hey, man, y'all might want to take out 3715. Clayton was on the phone.
Starting point is 01:13:52 No, bro. Those are the conversations that people love about you guys, bro. Those are the things that people want to see is those little intricate pieces that make you guys who you are. Man. I got to leave it in there, bro. Joe won't take out shit. Nigel pull out nine pounds of weed and four girls. Hey, Joe cut that.
Starting point is 01:14:11 Bro, there's a whole pocket of people who do the same. same thing. You're their people. It's fucking comedy, bro. It's funny. Man, it's funny. It's not going out of there, bro. You know how many times we've asked Joe to take shit out? Oh, yeah, bro. Then you'd be like, Joe, you ready to take it out?
Starting point is 01:14:28 Oh, man, I missed it. What mark was it? What was the mark on? Hold on. This is my side, bitch. Cut this, Joe. All right. All right. All conversation. Yeah, bitch, pull up. Yeah, we had the trap right out. You'll see a yellow riviera outside. And the Buick is. It's a Buick over here.
Starting point is 01:14:45 Look, you finally got out of me. Hey, I cut those. And you were in making the shit happen on it. I cut, though. Cut this. No, not us, motherfuckers be in. Hey, y'all. Cut that out, Joe.
Starting point is 01:14:55 Cut the butt out. And you said, hey, I cut those. Everything else stays. But I do cut the side bitch conversations. Joe be at the end of the table like this. Yeah. That nigga be like, he hit the button and be like, finally, yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:11 I can get some rest, man. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Is this shit to upload? More minutes. Hey, Joe, did you watch it when you finished? No, I ain't seen it yet.
Starting point is 01:15:21 I ain't seen it. But you know, this is the only... This ain't get to edit every show. He ain't even seen every show. I just uploaded the shit, man. I don't know. My computer was running slow, bro. I had some cooking on the stove.
Starting point is 01:15:35 I was back and forth. It's up there, bro. What the fuck? What do you want me to do? They put it up. Man, let me go get a coffee, man. Fuck you guys. I put it up.
Starting point is 01:15:44 it up. My stomach. That's it. That's it. Whatever it was, it was. It is in there. It is in there. Hey, Joe, put the camera on me, right on Clayton.
Starting point is 01:15:54 That's why he, that's good that we put more these motherfuckers out because you just make a person to forget with the new show. Like, hey, Winsley's guys, there's another one. I mean, Frank, you forget about your shit. That happened to laugh. Like, no, no, but remember when you said, I didn't say shit, ma'am. All right? Cut that part and put this in too. But just know, for everybody out there's fucking.
Starting point is 01:16:14 It's fucking comedy, man. It's fucking jokes. Everybody wants to laugh. That's what we live in. We live in the world where everything ain't jokes. You can't make jokes about shit. You just got to make jokes about objects. Can't talk about no...
Starting point is 01:16:29 Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. We ever think we would be in a position where we can't... You know this nigga for real. We can't talk about nobody. man we do we can't do shit
Starting point is 01:16:45 I can't damn Lord man wait to the motherfucking sending the clip back hey bro hey low uh angeline and jolly ain't like the little shit
Starting point is 01:16:54 you see what she's watching oh my man this shit sucks at this point because now we're running into these niggins
Starting point is 01:17:02 you be like hey bro oh wait me I heard that shit you said about well well guess we'll never work in Warner brother
Starting point is 01:17:07 yeah what you want yeah because we had to flag your page so many times That's Forty Forrest Gump references. What the fuck? You mean to tell me this the type of shit that is holding us back?
Starting point is 01:17:20 Don't say that. I know. Can't say shit. Hey, don't, hey. He's going to get to a point when we're just going to be sitting there looking at this fucking camera. Say it with your face. What's saying? Say it with your face.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Bitch. Nothing's off limits. Yeah, take it back to the Charlie Chaplin days. It's just, we're just gonna be on this bitch doing slapstick comedy. You know what? You know what the first is? Stop doing that.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Save that for when we have to get to that point, man. Please. I don't know what we're going to be discussing. We got to talk about shit that already happened. Shit that happened already. You get in trouble for that too. You could just say, like, you can just put a disclaimer. You just put a disclaimer
Starting point is 01:18:13 You just put a disclaimer That's your answer to shit Yeah, that's how you do it It ain't even got to say no real shit Just make it small and make it We mean that shit Hey if you're reading this good for you You little dummy
Starting point is 01:18:27 But nothing that we're saying It's harmful for anyone It's just jokes and this absolves us A disclaimer real big The rest of that shit don't matter Hey man, who the fuck this TV thing day on talking about parental discretion advice. TV is
Starting point is 01:18:43 can't parent no matter. My parents will be mad I go wake them up to watch this shit. Hey, hey, hey, Mark, get up. I'm trying to watch go watch this real bad. I'm trying to watch HBO. I'm trying to watch SBU. Who are man? I'm trying to watch SBU, Maude. Get up. Get up real quick.
Starting point is 01:18:58 You can't wake my mama up and watch this shit. Look at the point with me. It's safe. Parential discretion is advised. I'm trying to watch these motherfuckers against a goddamn. Harts point. watch that shit for forgiveness not permission this is the craziest shit
Starting point is 01:19:17 everything is censored now in the world where you can see anything at any point all you got to do is pull that phone up you can pull up anything but naked on the phone immediately bus it open a few cleanser away motherfuck are jumping off a building
Starting point is 01:19:31 this is the world we live in but we can't censorship in an uncensored world that's crazy and it's crazy because you can walk outside and see some shit that you can never pull up depending on where you are not these days because everybody got a video camera yeah but i'm saying you'll see some real shit also yeah can't sense of that oh yeah that's true tell you one thing we can say what we want we just can't say what we want to
Starting point is 01:20:03 say you had yeah yeah you had because that shit Makes sense like a motherfucker. You can say what you want. Just don't say what you want to say. Yeah, that's a point right there. Yeah. Because what you want to say don't necessarily be what you want to say. You can't say what you see either.
Starting point is 01:20:25 No, you definitely can't say what you see, because if you say what you see, someone that might dislike the way you've seen it. I don't like the way you saw that shit. You know why? Why? Because it's not the way it looks. Is it ever the way it looks? Not to you.
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Starting point is 01:23:28 Look at Joe, like, this is going to be fucking awesome. This is what I'm talking about. I'm going to turn this part black and white. You know, Everybody asked you to do that. That paw is still in there. This nigga made it grainy. It's 8 millimeter and shit.
Starting point is 01:23:44 What? I put some effects on it. Oh, you got still mad about that. Oh, I'm worried about that. He's cool. He's cool. You cling good? What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:23:52 He's mad at you? For what? He's going to fuck you up. Bro, Clayton. Clayton's really mad at you, man. It's cool. Because you didn't take that shit out. I don't edit this show.
Starting point is 01:24:06 Look at Chad. because he ain't going to do shit about it. Who does edit it? Who edits the edits? The computer. Cat ain't saying shit because everybody mic didn't fill off at this point. That shit in this, man.
Starting point is 01:24:23 That shit y'all was saying we ain't get none of that, man. The last hour and a half drop in the show. As soon as you started talking about editing, it dropped out. The dropped out. Dropped out of where. He was like, bro, that was a dope-ass show y'all did. We can't use none of this shit because your mic was on your thigh. man the unusable episodes
Starting point is 01:24:41 will y'all ever have unusable episodes what listen man let y'all package together do you understand that Joe package of all together Joe has whole entire city's mad at us because they episode didn't come out and we're not going to name them all and when we tell them that the hard drive crash
Starting point is 01:24:59 they'd be like brus send it to me not in 2020 oh good good What? Everything we filmed is out. We have nothing. Huh? Everything has been released.
Starting point is 01:25:14 No, no, no. Y'all have a blooper reel of unusables. No, no, listen. They lost all that shit. We have a, we have a, you know how they say, like, what do they go? A catalog? Right. We have a catalog of shit.
Starting point is 01:25:29 That. Chicken's ready. These niggins don't put an air fire on the floor. What the fuck is going on, man? That's a shit joke for that. I got so mad that shit didn't come out. A nigga was like, fuck it. I got the shit on my phone.
Starting point is 01:25:44 I put it out. He put it out. Hey, man. Hey, man. Y'all, look, you wouldn't do it. I asked y'all. I'm talking about all types of shows. I'm talking about...
Starting point is 01:25:56 What's the word they use? Plethora? We have a plethora of the two. There have been time when we go to a sit and do three shows back to back and do three whole new shows. And people be like... So you're saying ain't none of this shit Like, nigga, watch all three of them to see
Starting point is 01:26:11 Right They really think we'd be lying Yeah, we gotta We definitely have a plethora of material Clayton, I'm talking about I already know It's, it is, it is We have so many episodes of shit
Starting point is 01:26:26 That people on YouTube actually think We need their help Uploading our shit Stop stealing our content Bitches I'm telling everybody You're not helping us You are actually stealing from a black business.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Look at it. Every time I look up, y'all stealing shit. We don't need your help. You don't work for us. You show up to your door with a live disclean on, motherfuck. Stop drawing that shit. We won't get a fuck how many views you got on the last shit you stole. Stop stealing our content.
Starting point is 01:26:56 That's why we move into another platform because y'all just some haters. And that's why we ain't got, that's why we ain't made it to Ferrari level yet. We're still doing shit. ourselves stealing from us y'all don't do that shit to jake paul now yeah that's why the white you too they'll stop a jake paul but see when these issues arise no it's because we black and they think that they can just take our content and then get half the views they happen with that's stealing right you water it in now you're diluting yeah this is blue magic you don't got to do nothing to it and nobody ever read we don't need
Starting point is 01:27:36 you to trim nothing down to your top 10 I don't care if you put a dog collar on it they call the blue dog shit just don't call it blue magic Chad or Joe has that ever happened Has anybody ever respected us enough to reach out of like hey man Can I use this shit? No they always just reboot our shit
Starting point is 01:27:54 Chico Bean top 10 outfits Yeah Goofish shit Greatest moments in Nashville Nobody asked for this Yeah You're not being creative We have already discussed
Starting point is 01:28:07 and not doing this because you do it. So, the stolen content on their page they sent it to me and ask for a job. To show how good they edit our show?
Starting point is 01:28:16 Hey, look what I did. Stop! Walt Disney would fuck you niggis up. You wouldn't even be allowed on the internet. You get two times to steal from Walt Disney
Starting point is 01:28:28 that it's over. You can't even log into your Facebook page. No, it ain't even going to be that. You're going to go to take a shout one day and Mickey's going to be in your your bathtub with an A.K.
Starting point is 01:28:37 You ain't gonna even better to get cable. You're trying the boss, huh? All right, watch this. If you're so good, let me see how good you steal some other people shit. Your whole page is my shit. Nica, put a movie up. I don't even know you. Put a movie up, nigga.
Starting point is 01:28:53 You're not helping me. We're one of HBO shows up on that bitch. If you're that good. Put up an NBA game. Still a movie that ain't out yet. Yeah. Put that shit up. Still a documentary.
Starting point is 01:29:05 Put that shit up. And they get shut the fuck down. It's four pages on YouTube. It's 20. It's easily 20. We suing them. Clayton Cochran, Esquire, and Associates. You haven't even seen the underscore 85 self-show yet.
Starting point is 01:29:22 Oh, my goodness. The backspace. Fucked up part of they put some shit up. I ain't seen. They were like, damn, when we do this? Like, where you get this from? Oh, it's something y'all took down, but I had it all right. Man, we're being relative.
Starting point is 01:29:33 Sometimes they put the shit up so fast that, nigger you just did it niggas put it up while the show on now now and I can respect the people who do reaction videos and stuff like you know they watch our stuff but if you're still in the whole show and put it on your page what are you doing up what are you doing top ten moments
Starting point is 01:29:52 or five funniest moments so what are you doing? Joe won't edit the shit out right these niggas see an opportunity is Joe fun so they're like we're going to edit this shit up nigga okay bro I'm looking for that part with the tennies. Okay, top ten
Starting point is 01:30:07 titties in the bill. Joe bullshit. I don't mean to steal y'all. I just have a specific part. I don't want to see. I thought I was bought that again. That's a good point you're making that, Carlos. I'm waiting for stealing,
Starting point is 01:30:24 man. Y'all want this little money? I ain't made for $2,200. You're going to let that come between a real. Ain't it fair for silver? That's right. That's how you create Supervillers. No, that's how he fits.
Starting point is 01:30:38 Right. That's how you create Supervillies. Now he's mad and come out with the 95 North. Like the 95 North Show and this nigga is just really attempting. Every time Joe go to upload some shit, it gets the right one. When it's one second left, that shit just crammed. And the crazy part. And the nigga probably cold.
Starting point is 01:30:55 I don't know why y'all ain't fuck with me. I sit my shit in perfect. It was edited down. I turned up the sound with the sound. I knew you got the last letter. I wrote the dresses on them perfect. Like a whole stand. Right.
Starting point is 01:31:07 For real. All I'm saying is I want you to believe in yourself like you believe in us. No, it's not one man. It's a plethora of men. It's a bunch of men. It's a plethora of men. We don't know if they're boys or not. Yeah, we're just as responsible.
Starting point is 01:31:22 They probably go hit his part and be like, oh, really? Unleashed the secret footage of them getting out of their vehicles. Right. Oh, I have footage, Carlos. They got a camera right there. Right. That's why that beat went off. That shit is just, you gotta change the real. You thought that was the television.
Starting point is 01:31:43 That's how your sex tape come out. It was my secret camera. They got you in the hotel. You're nothing but booty. That'd be fucked up. That'd be fucked up. That is a nightmare you just described. That's a fucking fass as hell, too.
Starting point is 01:31:57 They don't even know that was your last fuck before you left that day. Oh, man. Oh, man. The quick fuck that would be the whole sex tape is one minute and 15 seconds. Oh, my God. What to do you? I got to get it. It might be time to stop now, because you just said some shit that's fucking crazy, bro.
Starting point is 01:32:14 You were making up and saying some fucking you did that you didn't know was being recorded, my niggins. Bro, you didn't have no, like, you didn't know this was being recorded at all. It's only two type of people. I'm talking about an alien court one of your goddamn mediocre efforts. No. You're going to run with it. Crazy. It looked like you was with it.
Starting point is 01:32:37 It's dick all in the camera. It's gone this to come on. Boom, boom, boom. You're like a nigga setting it up. You don't even know. You fucking with the McDonald's bag. It would be even worse if they put one out.
Starting point is 01:32:48 It looked like you were just in the camera, nigger. You're fixing the McDonald's bag like a movie. I got a damn head, bro, that. And they put one out when you thought you did a great job and the internet get the trashy. You can't fuck for shit,
Starting point is 01:33:02 nigga. You didn't fuck your whole confidence up. I thought I was killing this motherfucker. Nah, not according to the web. Damn. That's when they let you know how long you fuck. You said a minute. No, the clock right there by the bed.
Starting point is 01:33:16 Nicky fucking minute and 32 seconds. He was like, man, I could have swore. I hit it with five. Nah. I couldn't swine. Man, it was 30. Nicky that was editing our shows and broke that shit down.
Starting point is 01:33:27 Top ten moments from the 85 South Joe sex tape. He didn't cut all you fucking out. One. What? They just keep Everyone is one The only shit The end
Starting point is 01:33:41 That's the only highlight The shit going off The credits That was I gotta get up out of here That is a nightmare right there Boy, you wake up It got a sex tape out You ain't know you recorded
Starting point is 01:33:51 If you knew you recorded it Then it'd be like Who the fuck You gotta drop a better one You know what I mean That's the only thing you can do Come out with a better one Now you gotta go
Starting point is 01:33:59 And really put a professional one together Like give me a red camera Get it right Right I'm written out the suite of the W Nick, I got a scene written and everything. You got to hire a pawn star to be in there. You got to get Tiano Trump.
Starting point is 01:34:11 Right. Somebody that really do it. Hey, how are you doing? And the plaque got to be there. Hey, I got to do this for my family. They ain't want to let y'all down. I know what you saw. I know that ain't me.
Starting point is 01:34:23 So, damn, you had to do a PSA. You saw me in my worst? I want you to see me in my best. That's fucked up, bro. You imagine the nigger doing one of PSA? First of all, I just want to say, to my family and if you thought that was fucking
Starting point is 01:34:38 you ain't seen nothing yet oh man this nigga I mean what I mean I'm nothing to hide at this point I feel like you know me I just want to say to my family
Starting point is 01:34:51 I want to apologize for what I'm about to do for what I'm about to do this is more for me than it is for you and if I got to go out like that, I got to
Starting point is 01:35:06 go out on my turn. I got to go out on my term, dig it is. So not only is this my real effort, I brought a real professional in him. And she's not going to fake nothing. Then you throw a blue chew ad at the middle of that mom. This is sponsored.
Starting point is 01:35:23 Get them to sponsorship.com. I don't Vanessa Magnum goddamn sponsorship, too. Everybody fucking with this. Damn, you got the boy, that's a hell of a TAS to make up. You gotta get your face back from the world
Starting point is 01:35:37 seeing you do it some fuck that fucking. You're on the father. First of all, Cash app is one of the sponsors. I want some good lights. Can we get Benny Boone the director? Can we fuck that? Somebody get Pinky on the line.
Starting point is 01:35:52 I want Pinky to direct this. Pinky's going to be my creative director on this. Man. Yep. Them niggies like, Lowe's, how did you prepare for this shit? They're just going to see me and Wesley Pipes over there talking to the wall.
Starting point is 01:36:03 You like that dick. don't you bitch. Say it again. Take that bitch, you dirty bitch. That ain't in again. Locked down on that dick like a pit bull. Again. Again, nigga going through training. Like Rocky, Nick. They steal that dick like a bank robber.
Starting point is 01:36:18 Still this dick for me. You better steal this dick for me. I still got dick left. You must don't want to steal all up. Oh my God, bro. You got to go through a boy train. Take that dick. Buy a nigga a gun. Buy me a gun.
Starting point is 01:36:34 oh my god bro you know nigga Mr. Marcus teach you how to keep your hand on straight your shit tilting and you know
Starting point is 01:36:42 that's the crazy shit though when the woman want you she want to hear that type of shit say that shit
Starting point is 01:36:47 when you fucking steal that dick like a bank rob oh man you don't even know if you know how funny
Starting point is 01:36:54 that shit is right there my nigga oh my god bro you gotta talk to these women crazy
Starting point is 01:36:59 while you have about to spend the weekend in this pussy like when your family come to visit and they don't go home. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:07 Yeah. And that pussy is the greatest. That digger say anything to a bitch. Yeah, bitch, you probably left the stove on, didn't you? Ungrateful, bitch. You don't even give a fuck about this electric bill and this motherfucker, do you, bitch. Yeah, I'm going to fuck the electric bill
Starting point is 01:37:22 like you. You got all that, I'm grateful, bitch. You left my stove on, didn't you? Yeah, bitch, I'm going to fuck you for this electric. Wow, these goddamn lights on it. You're just going to run the goddamn light. feel right that thing it was different bro that nigga was different
Starting point is 01:37:38 he didn't talk about anything yeah bitch yeah I know you left the car running did you bitch you think you leave and I'm fucking for a long time I don't give a fuck about your gas bitch I'm going to fuck the shit off you for a long time you thought this was going to be a short scene nah bitch this is an episode
Starting point is 01:37:55 yeah bitch this thing longer than the ride over here you like this type of shit you like this type of shit do you are crazy crazy bitch. Crazy bitch. You're going to tell us some shit. Oh, God, this is this dick, longer than the ride over here! Oh, man. Oh, shit, man.
Starting point is 01:38:43 Oh. Boy, you stupid in hell, bro. I love this shit, man. God. Oh, God, man. There's nothing like this shit. It was this nigga just saying. You were talking about how Wesley Pipes be talking to the bitch is on portholes and shit.
Starting point is 01:38:56 Like, I ain't talk crazy. That nigga Losey. Wesley Pipe's telling him, bitch. Yeah, bitch. This dick logging in the ride over here. It's just stupid, bro. That niggas say anything, Clay. Hey, he told two bitches, he said,
Starting point is 01:39:11 you take my dick that way, you take my balls that way. I said, this nigga, crazy, he said, yeah, you get over there with that dick, you get over there with them balls. I said, yeah, this long distance, this dick, bitch. Long distance is my shit. Like, bro. Hey, Wesley Pikes, come on the show, man.
Starting point is 01:39:31 We got to ask you some questions, bro. This nigga got the greatest Like pornographic literature Like if you just wrote down All the shit he said I remember he was funny He had won He was fucking business of green checks old
Starting point is 01:39:44 He said yeah I know y'all wonder why I got these motherfuckers on Happy St. Patrick's Day, nigga Yeah I'm like, nigga This nigga crazy bro This nigga was fucking the chick
Starting point is 01:39:56 He grabbed me and said Bitch get your ass out of their camp This is my shot Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, don't cut this out, too.
Starting point is 01:40:07 Nah, don't cut this out. And I don't know where this nigga work, bring. You think it might be... No, I ain't got no job there. I have a Disney series coming out. This nigga, the voice of the teacups and shit. I do. This nigga wrote space jam and ain't tell nobody.
Starting point is 01:40:19 They just got a check for 30 million. They just coming to keep a low profile. Nick, I did all the body work for all the background cartoons. Right. You got a $30 million check. Like, yeah, I'm just coming in. Well, they're gonna fucking with us. to. No, at some point, they got to.
Starting point is 01:40:35 They're going to sound about our voice. Come on, man. We need to be we don't be getting them shots. People want to hear us. Because they don't know that we want to be over there. Like, we really know you guys. You just want to do some voiceovers? I don't care. Well, I would love to be, I don't even care.
Starting point is 01:40:49 Like, make me a serial character's voice, a new one. No, you need to be too can't sand, I be the voice of the hooty whews, name. You're going to be the hootie who. Voice by Chico. Oh, man, that'll be dope. Two can't Sam. Man, and they come.
Starting point is 01:41:02 man, they'd be like, follow your nose, nah, man. You did? Love your mama. Eat your fruit loose. You did? The nude is the glose. You is Tony the Tiger, bro?
Starting point is 01:41:15 Boy, you know I'm going to make a hook. They're good. I want to be the voice of Tyrone the tiger. They're good. These are the good and serious. Oh, no, you'll be better.
Starting point is 01:41:32 I'll be the best. voice for all the store brand. It's the good. For all the store brand? They're hitting. All the off brand. You know you'll be a nigga, cool, nigga.
Starting point is 01:41:44 You motherfucker couch. No, nigga. I'll be that honeybell, nigga. The high nigga. Can't get enough of that Golden Chris. Golden Chris.
Starting point is 01:41:54 That nigga be walking around high with no pants on, just a sweater. Sugar bed. Hey, you ever try sugar bear? That may be cool in the cut. The sugar bear from the Gogo Bay, EU.
Starting point is 01:42:06 That big got one of the coldest lies ever. He said, before you come see Sugar Bear, call me your hair, brush your hair. That was the whole, that's it. Then the song went off, that was it. That was it. That was his last message. Before you come see Sugar Bell, call me your hair, brush your hair. If I had a series, you know what they'll be called?
Starting point is 01:42:25 What? Save me songs. Some save me songs. Yeah, that old. Some save me songs. it's all the cereal tastes every bite tastes like it's the last one right
Starting point is 01:42:38 shit don't get soggy that's how good it is everybody tastes like it's the last bite and they're gonna be good you can feed them to your baby just drag your baby will love it yeah they're gonna have the same nutritional value as Cheerios help your heart cholesterol like nigga boy
Starting point is 01:42:54 with flavor Cheerios fucking around say your life when I love regular Cheerio if your doctor prescribed you Cheerios, you were in trouble. I mean, if you really had to be the two most bland Cheerio, regular Cheerios, and
Starting point is 01:43:10 regular kicks, thing. Barry, Barry Kish. Any nigga eat regular kicks with nothing on them. They used a cold blood, niggins. You were really from the project. You grew up in the project with that lead. You might. You might. I know. Yeah, regular
Starting point is 01:43:26 kicks, nigger. Worse of you ever had in my life is goddamn total. I live in the house with old people. It's total in that bitch. That total. You're racing. I ain't even going to say that in any of our time.
Starting point is 01:43:40 You can have that. What that? Honey snacks. That's just for good. It tastes like rice cream. What was it called? The total shit? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:49 Total is like the flakes. Yeah, but they taste like the rice crispy. Not the one I had. It ain't taste like no rice crispy. That shit tastes like meat bread. Weed bread with milk on it. Now, you're talking about crispy rice. They got some shits that's like flakes, but they taste like the rice crisps.
Starting point is 01:44:07 Oh, them, y'all, okay. I forget what they called. This name said crisps. You never seen that shit? Yeah, I have seen that shit. With the three layers, we put an extra layer in crime. Man, get this stupid shit out of here. You ever ate some flavor that you didn't think you was going to like, but you fucked with it?
Starting point is 01:44:22 Cabo. What the fuck is that? She got a little clown faces with little marshmallows and the marshmallows' flavor. Damn. Get that shit at big lots. Kaboom. It was. They didn't even...
Starting point is 01:44:35 Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know if I ever had something. I ain't think I was going to fuck with and fuck with. Some of them checks. Yeah, I was about to say check straight. You know what I mean? Checks good. And what's another unusual serial?
Starting point is 01:44:49 There's some shit that's called O's. I don't know if you know where they come in a yellow box with a red sign on. They call O's, my name. These is... Oh, my God. You never had nothing. of them go get you some of them. They sell them in Walmart and shit. They call old big yellow box with a red old on it. These bitches are delicious.
Starting point is 01:45:06 Fuck that part is all the grown people watching this. It ain't going to be about 10% that can actually drink milk, right? Yeah, I can't know more evil, but hey. And man, they got all the other milk. No, I can't drink that evil. I'm allergic to nothing. Oat milk. Oat milk. We got oat milk. Yeah. What that shit tastes like? You said it like you had some. Yeah, I had some.
Starting point is 01:45:28 What's old milk? I drink it again. I think milk is going to taste how you imagine it. Yeah, it's just, it ain't too different. Like the cashew milk, I didn't have that shit, that shit ain't too different. Yeah, my man. Drink that shit. Yeah, I should swell up.
Starting point is 01:45:45 Yeah, I'm allergic to... You would suck tithes, don't. Yeah, you're allergic to... Nah, no, no, no. But if she rubbed her tithies and some peanut butter... And some peanut butter. That's... She's trying to kill me, but...
Starting point is 01:45:57 That's what she's trying to kill me, bro. That's fucked up. Bitch is treachery. She's a dead. You'll never know the sweet taste of peanut butter on nipples. That's a real Reese's cup. I, eh. That's where they got the idea for the Regis Cup.
Starting point is 01:46:10 He said, man, if I can make me a little ariola. I respect that. It tastes like peanut butter. We'd be in business. I'm about to let these people know the ariola jersees are coming soon. They've been asked for it. Areola jersey? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:25 Popular demand. That's one of the one why I just had made for me. I just had made for me and I ain't know nobody wanted nothing. It ain't over in the water on here and they were like, Nick, put that shit on the site. So, Ariola jerseys, that's dope. I'm gonna make,
Starting point is 01:46:38 I'm gonna bring a couple color variations. I'm gonna come out with a whole bunch of teams and shit. All right, man. What's the most thing you got? My name is Jerry Ariola. I like Jerry Ariola. Jerry Arriola. What's your number?
Starting point is 01:46:54 Huh? What's your number? Uh, shit, double zero. Amen. We need Jerry Areola Jerry Areola And I want Chief I see it
Starting point is 01:47:03 I want Chief Asi Areola That's Chief Osceariola Chief Osce Ariola What's your name, bro? Whoa, let me see Mine gonna be God damn Ooh
Starting point is 01:47:20 How about Jack Nipolis Oh Jack Nipus Yep Jack Nipolis, Jerry Areola, and Chief Icy Areola. Hey man, we need that on the back of the joint. And you can get yours personalized.
Starting point is 01:47:35 If you want one of those, you can order that special. We'll have those available for y'all. We'll have it out. Rep all that. What's the other teams? Are you keeping them secret? Hello? I'm too high.
Starting point is 01:47:50 I was too low. Sit up, bro. You can't hear you. You got too low. What other teams coming out? Let me see. Don't tell them yet, because you know they'd be out here. They'd be to put the shit on the bootleg page.
Starting point is 01:48:03 They might put it on the bootleg page. You're right. Don't tell them the shit up. Yeah. Keep it to see. You'll see when you see. Maybe they'll made the shit already. Right.
Starting point is 01:48:13 I mean, put the page up. Yeah. Be on my Facebook page. Jack Nipolis. How do you fuck you get sent you a friend request? Next time I go to Google that's going to show this old white man with some tennis highlight. Jack Nipples, first white man to integrate white people's sports under the guise of being a minority. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:48:40 I just fuck with Ariolas, I feel like there's a lot of people out there who don't appreciate them enough. There's a lot of women who don't even have none. Just straight nipple. What? Nipple. There's nipple. There's nipple. Titty nipples. Tid nipple.
Starting point is 01:48:56 Is that the... scientific term for it. Tid and there ain't no Ariel. That's a good name for the Jersey. Tid E. Nipple. That was already one of my That's the mascot's name. That's the MASSAD. Tid. Tid E.
Starting point is 01:49:11 Tid E. Nipple, yeah, okay. Ted E Nipple, that's what I got that one already. That was the original one. Okay. On the back, it was going to say. Ted E. Lover. Tid E. Lover. Okay.
Starting point is 01:49:24 Was it the mascot, Tid E Nipple? And they kept saying like, what is it tied i was like no it's tid e so is it together i was like no it's t id space he lover he's like oh bro and then he gave you some shit that said tied lover yeah this ain't what i asked for it didn't fit it it looked like tired lover but it's tid e lover tit he can come out with some candy call them tid e suckers i mean like titty shape and they They can give them out of that baby shells. There's two of them.
Starting point is 01:49:58 Two of them, right. Double, boob, nipple. And it's like some gusher juice in the nipple, so, like, you got to, yeah. That you took it, yeah. She's, like, she fucked with that idea. She's, like, that's brilliant. No, she didn't. She did, and she was like, that's too much.
Starting point is 01:50:14 I don't know, well, maybe. I'm cooking here. I'm trying to come out with the products. Yeah. Y'all got some great ideas, bro. We should do more pitch meetings. I know. What you gonna, you gotta get a, uh, you gotta get something for the scammers?
Starting point is 01:50:31 We don't, see, does it. A scammed the Navy in Jersey. Scam the Navy. Yeah. Scam the neighbor. You know what to be cool? The scammer maniacs. They make it like a cartoon, the scammer maniacs, like the animanics,
Starting point is 01:50:46 but it's just a cartoon about the niggas that scam everybody. They go to jail every episode. Yep, every one. They get out. The Peele, they're just like, pinky in the brain. They try to take over the world through scamming and never work out. They're going to look up this shit and be on somebody network. The scammer maniacs coming to a Netflix series near here.
Starting point is 01:51:13 So check this out. It takes place. It's going to be a nigga that hit you and be like. It takes place in Scamden, New Jersey. Okay. That's where we're going to take it. So y'all are going to take that shit like that. Oh, you mean it's a group.
Starting point is 01:51:26 Probably. Scamomomaniard. It will be after this. It will be out of this. Hey man, the scammer maniacs on y'all. Y'all shouldn't have never said our name. Yeah, niggie. This y'all want to sit there and talk about us on y'all's show.
Starting point is 01:51:38 Dispecting the scam fam. Why don't y'all post our music or something, niggins? Don't keep our name in y'all. Nick, come see about your niggas, niggas. I know one thing if you niggas ever come to South Dakota though. I best believe it's going down. You niggas is banned. It's a no sign zone.
Starting point is 01:51:54 I know one place y'all. I know one place y'all won't be doing no shows at. Plainfield, South Dakota, nigga. Scababababia, nigga. Nigas. You heard of WrestleMania, it's going to be Scababia. We at least 50 niggas deep, nigga. Bitch, we call the city scam a lot.
Starting point is 01:52:12 Niggins, we're in four states, nigga. Matter of fact, nigga, don't say my name. I'm such scammer lot. I know one thing, nigga. I bet not see none of you niggas with no orange on. Why don't orange? Niggia, them scamming your colors, man. Oh, shit, man.
Starting point is 01:52:41 That shit's stupid. Nah, man. We're taking over. We got to do some more pitches, though. A lot of shit need to be out here. Oh, man, so, yeah, yeah. I mean, I feel like the best I could really offer in the world of scamming is if I can come out with a, like, like a line-up exclusive bags with a lot of zippers and shit on the inside. I think you can target the scammers.
Starting point is 01:53:11 I feel like scammers need more bags with compartments and zippers. I feel like scammer's main thing right now. They need more storage. They come out with some bags and call them the glove compartment. They need utility. They need bags that look empty all the time. Glove compartments. No matter if they're full or not, they need to look empty.
Starting point is 01:53:26 Like, yeah, you can like shrink to shit as possible. No matter what you put it in. But it can't look too crazy. Yeah. Like, it's empty, but it's room for some shit. But it's empty as possible with it being full. Various pockets. Like a computer hacker.
Starting point is 01:53:46 Yeah. I think we should probably come out with some underwear for nasty people. Like underwear that cleans your asses. ass. As wipes. That's actually a good ass idea right now. I can't believe. As white's drums.
Starting point is 01:53:59 Sometimes you think you did is better than you did. But you didn't. You didn't do as good as you did. So each pair of drawers got two asses and you just rip away one ass and then wipe your hair. And then it's three in one. So you got two. You got two.
Starting point is 01:54:14 Shibooties. Shibootie booty. For shitty booty. But it's not the way ass. You pull it out. Wipe your ass. toss that motherfucker and then there's one more and then after that you're done you're done
Starting point is 01:54:28 you're getting the three-pack of the five back that it gets you home they always get you home you just you just you got some of them little page like in the ground beef yeah to want to be on the bottom of the chicken it's going to be on the bottom of the chicken digger
Starting point is 01:54:48 take one of them out You still got droves. You still got drawers. Come on the slogan. You still got drugs. Make them real comfortable. What if you out and you shit on yourself? With Shiboutis, you still got drawers.
Starting point is 01:55:05 Oh, man. And you ain't even got to change your drawers. That's yet. Man. With the flushable booty department. Ha ha. Filling a scratch, do a snatch. That's all you got to do.
Starting point is 01:55:25 Right, good, Dick. Man. You tired of having to wipe your ass on the go? For the man who can't stop to wipe his ass. Are you a shorter at the party? Do devil eggs run right through you? We expect to, like to laugh. They're all kind of shit, man.
Starting point is 01:56:03 They've been keeping black men from inventing shit for the last couple hundred years. Yeah. You heard it here first. Yeah. The bunch of shit that had heard here first. We got to come out. We ran off. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:56:15 Ran off. I already made that version of Meet the Bradlist. I saw it. Hmm. I saw a trailer. Yeah, he showed me that shit When I said I was going to do the show Meet the Bradless
Starting point is 01:56:25 About a black dude Getting with a white chick And they just scam in America Mm-hmm And then her kids And his kids get together And they scamming too And they use
Starting point is 01:56:35 Racism to their advantage And shit It's classic I was talking about it Steve's through Meet the Bradless People made flyers and shit For
Starting point is 01:56:47 Wait a man So this was your This was what you said yeah and then what they said they got a show coming and they ain't say nothing to you so they talking about them verbatim they said and then they stopped saying they just showed it I just came on and is what you do premise yep yep Life of a nigga that's solid.
Starting point is 01:57:23 That's all right. We're about to come out with some more shit. Oh, a nigga, shibouty's going to take the game over. I already know. I ain't fucking with them, man. We're going to make a million dollars. They're going to steal that shit. First week.
Starting point is 01:57:34 First week, they're going to steal that shit, literally. Yep. Damn. That's all right. I got a lot of ideas. You got to get them out. They can't stop this. We're still working on.
Starting point is 01:57:45 We still got that Carlos Benin. We got to put that Colin. That's the part that they don't know. It's got an age. Yeah. Oh, with that, Carlos Benin'i hit, boy, woo, boy, the commercials, we're going to shoot for that. We don't have a motherfucker so respectfully the drunk right here. I'm talking about a two-step drunk.
Starting point is 01:58:03 You know, you get drunk to a dance. Yeah, but there ain't even no music on. But you ain't in nobody's weight. It ain't nobody in yours. Right. Carlos Bonap. Right. Game changer.
Starting point is 01:58:16 It's going to be great. Bergen. Uh-huh. Whiskey. Cognac. cognac that's what you that's how it
Starting point is 01:58:23 commercial you got to turn them down see cognac then nobody wants to conquer the delicious market then liquor you gotta make this shit
Starting point is 01:58:32 delicious people like it because it tastes good uh huh there ain't no cognac that tastes good so yeah
Starting point is 01:58:39 this one gonna be delicious what was I can't I can't tell you on air what's gonna be the flavor profile delicious
Starting point is 01:58:48 just delicious You can't give me hints or notes of nothing. Mornings in Athens. Mornings in Athens. But do you know what it tastes like? What's a habit? You know what it tastes like? Success.
Starting point is 01:59:07 Okay. It tastes like Will. Mount Olympus. Pineapple. With a hint of Jolly Ranch. There you go. Jolly Rancher? A pineapple Jolly Ranch? No.
Starting point is 01:59:19 No. No. A pineapple with what flavor Jolly Rans? A hint. A hint of Jolly Rancho. A hint of green apple, Jolly Rancho. It goes so hard. But you know what the flavor profile is?
Starting point is 01:59:33 Spicy. Sweet spicy. This is Mexican candy? Lines and wings. No, it's more like a shit hit like wings. Yeah, like habanero. Sweet and sour. It's kind of like tequila.
Starting point is 01:59:46 You can't make that coniac. Yeah. It's going to be spicy, sweet. because it's going to hit you like the liquor need to hit you and the sweetness is right there to make you keep drinking this shit. Well, you know, when you mix these two together, you know what you got?
Starting point is 02:00:02 You have a delicious liquor. What, too? Stop looking like you're not going to buy this, ma'am. You know what? She's like, this is nice. What two? What, too? I want to taste it. Oh, you mean the two flavors? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:13 Okay. When you mix these two flavors, when you put those two elements together, you get a delicious liquor. It's great for celebration It's great for All types of things Delisker
Starting point is 02:00:26 That's the distribution Side notes You know when you've been somewhere When a long time When a young nigga starts stealing snacks That's when they're gonna Went up three times That's all he likes is snacks
Starting point is 02:00:38 He brought them He don't even eat food Just snacks He brought him He's how young he is He went three times They got the jalapeno Cheetos Over there
Starting point is 02:00:46 Living his wildest dream in this mononging, like, nigga walking, like, I can have whatever I want. Hey, man, the next bad going to have to be Freetos. Man, leave that nigga alone. He's grown, man. He's been in this bitch being a whole boss. No, he been doing this man.
Starting point is 02:01:04 Hell yeah, yeah. They young nigga own three websites. See, that. Amazing. He sells cryptocurrency. Which one? Do he sell the good ones? No, they're cheap. They're like a dime.
Starting point is 02:01:16 Oh, okay. He's selling the ones he made. I got my I got my crypto I can get it I can get you the other one On some real shit
Starting point is 02:01:27 We got to get us A crypto currency man NFTs Non-fungible token Non-fungible token Some shit like that What is it Basically you just pay to have
Starting point is 02:01:40 A crypto version of whatever Piece of media They decide for it to be Other people can still see the shit They can look at it Whatever the fuck But, yeah, you only like digital. We should put all the shows out that we ain't put out as NFTs and make people buy that
Starting point is 02:01:55 motherfucker. Huh? You want to sell them? Yeah, NFTs. Let's sell them. Yeah. You want to come in here and record some exclusive shit. Just relax.
Starting point is 02:02:05 They don't get the physical people. We had a rich-ass 85% of who's like, I want to give you guys money. Just make an episode for me. That'll be cold. Yeah. Yeah. Martin Scarelli. It's like a digital, God damn trading card day.
Starting point is 02:02:18 there. It don't make sense. I'm getting me a cryptocurrency. What you're going to call it? Titty corn. Titty corn. Titty corn. Titty coin. I was trying to buy some Bitcoin, but I saw Titty coin was a lot cheaper. Titty is down.
Starting point is 02:02:40 I got it. When the start go down, it's going to look like Titty. Yeah. Titty sit up the higher the market go. Yep. How's the titty market? Well, you know it's up and down. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:52 Coochicorne to be cool, too. Ooh, coochie! Coochie coin, man. Oh, man. That might already exist somewhere. This is like a strip club somewhere in America with you. That's what you had to put in the juke box. That's going to be the one.
Starting point is 02:03:08 It works for all the goddamn nasty sights. That's how you pay for your only fans. That's how you pay for your little freaky. With coochie corn. Cooch corn. Yeah. Use Coochicard. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:21 You've got a Transfer. Pornhub subscription. You pay with Coochard. White people jump on it if it's a name that sound futuristic. We can come out
Starting point is 02:03:28 with the Baby Daticus and call it Baby Daticus and they would fucking Babbaticus. Bapdaticus. Yep. Babbaticus.
Starting point is 02:03:37 Yeah, we are all away in the rabbit hole now, guys. Baptatic. We've traveled all the way down. Baptaticus is up 33%. We're at Babbaticus. Where did the name
Starting point is 02:03:46 come from? It's an ancient place in rules the first baby daddy right out the first baby daddy in anthology baby dadaticus right
Starting point is 02:03:56 fought on Mount Olympus baby dadacus had to cut the head off the hydro baby daticus baby dadacus is the first nigga to slade the child support system I am the third grandson of baby daticus
Starting point is 02:04:10 you probably heard him referred to such names as Babdadatian Or baby datacus, it's the same whether it's Greek or ancient Roman philosophy. Baptaticus came from the mountains of Negrordius. Came down on riding an elephant. First brother of Mansa Musa, great grandson of Shaka Zulu.
Starting point is 02:04:40 Babdaticus Whereabouts were unknown until he started ruling the Persian Empire from 520 BC to 780 Madadicus has once fought a thousand men back to back, defeating them all by punching him in the dick, over and over again. At that point
Starting point is 02:05:02 he saved the Negropolis. It was the king of Negropolis from 700 to 720 BC when he was defeated by Babe Monacus. She was the only female ruler of the empire
Starting point is 02:05:20 Tities as big as Africa themselves. She came from the east. And he came in the west. Mother of 37 with no stretch marks. That was the end of Babe Datticus. Babe Daticus died poor and broke
Starting point is 02:05:35 under the rule of Charles Porticus. Nygropolis was no longer his. No longer. Babe Detticus was slayed by the rule of Charles Porticus.
Starting point is 02:05:48 Childs of the Porticus, then married Babe Monarchus, sold half of the empire to the whites. That's when the Europeans moved into the Negrordian mountains. And we explored all of the natural resources of Great Lands. Babe Dancis. Oh, man. You know, his kingdom now is known as Brazil. How did he die?
Starting point is 02:06:23 Well, the baby mama could To the ocean and drowned Just nagged him to death Didn't have nowhere to go The child support to punch him in the dick Pendingly until he threw up his intestines The same move that he had grown famous for Had been turned on its head
Starting point is 02:06:42 And delivered right to his growing He fell to the same move that he created. It's another legend that Babe Monichus talked him to death. His last words would you shut the fuck? His last words was I'd rather
Starting point is 02:07:00 drown to listen to this bitch and he walked 5,000 feet into the ocean until he was no more. Oh man. The saga of Babe Daticus coming to the history.
Starting point is 02:07:17 Babe Daticus. Babe Daticus. Babe Datticus. What? Father of the universe, he said to have over 17 million officers. One in three people are direct descendants of Babe Datticus. Oh, man. Man.
Starting point is 02:07:40 Stupid. That's crazy. It's crazy, man. Babe Datticus. Bepaticus. Don't make it into a show. Right. Hey.
Starting point is 02:07:51 Bro, that shit is going to be because on the Fox next fall. Peptadicus. Starring, Tom Hanks. Right. Tay Diggs. Tate Diggs. Columbus Shore. Right.
Starting point is 02:08:02 All them nigs who used to be in Tala Pairs. Right. Right. All right. The look, guys. He both have been in the corner us. We went through that. Look, that's why he had it because they're Tile.
Starting point is 02:08:15 Oh, you work. We have to? Nah. I work with it. We never will. That's where I started on. You started on Tyler Purr. Yeah, you worked with Tyler Purr.
Starting point is 02:08:24 My first acting shit was House of Perry. Like, no, they could leave that nigga with you in the car. He's not welcome here. He's not welcome here. He never took me around the foes. No, lones. You are not built for this type of audience. That's all right.
Starting point is 02:08:47 Y'all know everybody cool. Wait until I get me some motherfucking friends in the industry. This ain't gonna show up with Babe Daddick. No, fuck y'all. Y'all can have these old limited-ass black actors. I'm coming through with the coolest
Starting point is 02:08:59 motherfucker ever. Christopher Walker. Niggin. I did something with him. Hey, man, look, all right, man. It's time to go. This nigga stunt, though. This nigga did something
Starting point is 02:09:09 with the king of New York. It's all right. Wow. Me and Bray. Matt Pitt been working on some shit on the lower. He don't give a fuck what I say on this show. How about that? Brand Pitt love it.
Starting point is 02:09:21 Yeah. We're working on Fight Club, too. That's the name? The Fight Club, too? Yeah, he's my alter ego, isn't it? Nah, nah. It's going to be called Square Up. This one, though.
Starting point is 02:09:32 Knock a love. Fuck Fight Club. This one called Square Up, nigga. Man, this is a fight club, too. The legend of Tyler Dirk. And he's going to be your alter ego. Yeah. Yeah, well, it's just like he was.
Starting point is 02:09:46 We kind of like alter egos together. Like, it's kind of hard to explain without getting in the way. He's like, he's an alter ego and I'm a persona. You know what I'm saying? Nah. It's like, he gonna do half the shit. Then I'm gonna do another hand. And then we'll kind of meet in the middle.
Starting point is 02:10:05 And then like the middle is like the direct conflict. Like real. Exactly. Ah. But. I ain't put it in perspective. Once you make, you know. All right, we'll get into it, man.
Starting point is 02:10:17 Doesn't know I'm working. We know. I'm working. I got a few irons in the fire. This shit don't stop. I know. And that shit, that money has been gone. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:28 All that shit. We're acting. Oh. Once you fire, you're done, you're fired. All the acting money go? You were done, you fired. It ain't gone, but when you're done, you're fired. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 02:10:37 But from that shit, that's gone. Yeah. Like, yeah, you work with big-name people. They got all the money. They took all the money. money. Yeah. They'd be crazy. You'd be wanting to be in the shit. I don't want to be in the shit. No, you don't. Be in the shit where ain't nobody. So they got some money for you.
Starting point is 02:10:52 It's just you. That's the name of the movie. Me. Man, have some money for me. You're working with great actors. Right. Myself. I feel you. Mm-hmm. I'm working on some shit, though. I can't wait for y'all to see it. I'm like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll say that. Me and Marvin Gay.
Starting point is 02:11:13 That's what's coming next. They got the biopic coming to Marvin Gay. They don't put that picture in there. I'm getting in it. Speaking it into existence right now. You got to get a Marvin Gay biopic, man. You could be one of the niggas in D.C. in his early life. I'm probably going to probably end up being one of like the main characters.
Starting point is 02:11:35 He's going to be Marvin? I'm so believable. You're going to be Marvin? I'm not going to be Marvin. Close to him, family member. But I'm going to be like right there with him. In the band. I'm going to be like the dude.
Starting point is 02:11:45 We'll be like, Marvin, they're playing us on the radio! I'm getting that rule. That role. I'm getting that road. The first nigga that heard it on the radio, yeah. Yeah. Do you hear it in the car,
Starting point is 02:11:56 or do you hear that the house like the five hobbies did? I don't know what they, I don't know the script yet, but I'm letting you know I'm in there, bitch. I'm speaking it. How are they going to do the Marvin Gay movie and not putting me in it? They can't?
Starting point is 02:12:11 Nah. I've been working on my shirt. shit too. What you, what? My drummer. Oh. Alright, Marvin Gay just got denied at a club and Huntsville, Alabama in 1959. It's when they first getting started. They won't let them in. And you, the motherfucker, at the door talking to the white man that turned him away. Marvin, Marvin, they're saying we can't perform the night. I know, calm down, Marvin, let me talk to these people. Just let me talk to him, man.
Starting point is 02:12:47 What do you mean? We can't perform here. Come on, let me just talk turkey to you, man. What is going to tell you? You might blacking it up a little bit? Yeah, I was going to cut it. I'm glad you did. This is my assistant director.
Starting point is 02:13:04 We're going to need a little bit more. This is, you didn't say what network it was. No, no, we're going to. You can't see. This is a major promotion film. This is where I brought my experience. We're going to need a little bit more. Carlos in that, you can't be down there yelling at them white for you.
Starting point is 02:13:17 No, we're going to need you to, we're not telling you to yell, we're not telling you to put a little bit more of that pain in your voice. A little more soul? A little more soul and pain in your voice. I want you to, I want to feel like, I quit. I want to feel like. That's what they, that's the shit they be trying to do. Black it up.
Starting point is 02:13:33 Black it. That's saying some other kind of mind. Ah. I put a little funk on that. put a little bit more funk on that one thought this is a soul brother yeah i don't need you to put a little bit more funk on the soul brother come on man all right that was good for the script now let me see you do it can i just see you dance they're not gonna ask me a dance in the marming gay
Starting point is 02:14:02 marming gay wasn't a mom and gay wasn't a good dancer that's probably got to be a main part of the movie no they they're gonna reenact that scene from the album cover From the Good Times posted with a nigga like this. That was a whole scene. That really happened. Yeah, but that was a club. Marvin Gay wasn't a dancer. Everybody know he couldn't dance.
Starting point is 02:14:22 He was performing, though. So you might have to dance as the nigga that's part. But I'm not going to be like one of the niggas singing. But you're going, that's what I'm saying. You're in the crowd dancing. Like you're in the crowd dancing. Oh, I'll fuck that up. You know, I'm good.
Starting point is 02:14:35 You on the side of the stage? Yeah. Like I'm in the club group. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know I fuck that up, bro. In the club grooves. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 02:14:43 And they got, I'm probably going to be driving like a Cadillac or something. So you know I'm trustworthy with that type of shit. Yeah. And that's the thing about it. Where they're going to find some young niggas? Kat just did this to his shirt. All right. Where else they're going to find some niggas that can drive a Cadillac like that?
Starting point is 02:15:00 Now, you should have asked me to do the same way I whip up in the Cadillac at the radio station with some fresh vinyl. And like, Marvin Gay. This is the new wave, baby. You don't know Marvin Gay. This song is sweeping all across the nation, baby And you can only get it from me No, no, no, no, look, I don't play them new records now. You're the third time you then came down here, all right?
Starting point is 02:15:24 No, no, no, I don't know what's different about this guy than the last three guys you didn't brought up here, but I can't play none of them records you bring up here now. Mr. Washington, you want to know what's different about this guy than the last three guys, $20 bill. And from now on, I'm trying to tell you, baby Marvin Gay's the new wave
Starting point is 02:15:45 this record is sweeping the nation that's when the movie changed that's when me and Marvin gonna get our shit done we're gonna come through with them shiny motherfuckers and then he gonna hit me with one of these and that's when we both jump in the Cadillac mine gonna be stupid like I'm gonna be like a yellow
Starting point is 02:16:05 one he's gonna be like a sky blue or something shit he in the front because he's Marvin Gay I'm in the back because you know He's Marvin Gaye. Right. But I'm in my... I got a kettle of it, too. Right.
Starting point is 02:16:16 You're just driving your... Right. He's getting shot up. Yeah. Right. We can't write this movie for them. Hey, look. That's enough.
Starting point is 02:16:25 I'm just too much. I'm just too much. And plus that scene that's at the table with Marvin Gay kind of go off on there, buddy. Who you think gonna be the nigger who, like, in that scene? Yeah, I think... You're gonna get gold off on him? No. everybody, go off on everybody, then Marvin walk out the room.
Starting point is 02:16:43 Jake, talk to your cousin. All right, up tea. That's, I'm not already in it. That's what you want to do? Yeah, because somebody got to act like the food was real good and then. I guess I'll go. Right before me and Marvin Gaye go on the road, I'm going to have to leave my little sweetheart and be like, And I don't know what's this rule got for me and cousin.
Starting point is 02:17:11 I'm going to make sure that I do that. No, that's when they loading up the bus. Yeah, loading up the bus. Come on, man. Yeah, we got to go, lover boy. And then we started out good. Yeah, we start really rolling. Yeah, niggas is loading up the bottom of the bus.
Starting point is 02:17:26 And then we come home and she's like, what's got into you? Cocaine. Listen, I don't want to talk about it right now. But it ain't about me. Like, I'm just like, I'm not on the drugs. Like, it's Marvin's cocaine habit, but I've been doing it with him, but I'm off of it at this point. You get him off. Right.
Starting point is 02:17:44 You try to get off of it to get him off of it. I got off of it, but it ain't going. You see, that's the point in the movie with Marvin stopped listening to him, you know what I mean? We counted in the fill out. Yeah. At this point, it's just montage scenes of me doing regular shit because I ain't on the road with Marvin Gaghan. I had to sell my Cadillac. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:01 So the movie about Jew? No. It's Marvin Gay movie, but you in there, but your story are. I don't know who that person was that was right there with Marvin Gay. And right before Marvin Gay made sexual healing, that's when he came back out. That's when they get back together. We linked back up, and the chemistry was still there. Marvin, I got one for you, man.
Starting point is 02:18:21 Running to each other somewhere random. Somewhere they both used to, it's like the scene at the beginning of the movie when niggas was playing basketball or something, and then Marvin just happened. I've spent the last seven years writing a song that only Marlon I haven't gay can see. Well, come, let me hear it then.
Starting point is 02:18:40 Then the next then the cut. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. Man, this shit is going to win up. We've got to stop. I write this movie for these people, man. All right, stop.
Starting point is 02:18:49 We don't even know that's what happened with his life, but that's just sound good. Based off the information that we had, we did a great fucking job. Amen.
Starting point is 02:18:56 I mean, they could feel that in later. Timelines a little shaky, but. You're the nigga. You're the nigga. We're just still balling right now. We just... Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:19:08 Nothing wrong with that. This nigga too professional. I know. All right, man, let's wrap it up. The fucking chicken been ready to 30 minutes. Man, it's not even hot no more. On the clock, just say 9-9-9-99. Hey, man.
Starting point is 02:19:22 9-9-99. That sounds like the number for some bullshit. It is. Damn, I thought I'd order some food, really. Nah. This is a garbage is fuck. It ain't coming there. That's why that young nigga me eating all them Cheetos.
Starting point is 02:19:40 Bray, that's terrible, man. I got to get something to eat out there. Yeah, man, I get some celebratory wings. Well, man, it was good seeing you motherfuckers again. Hey, man, it's so good. Glad to have you back. Glad to see you back. Man, I'm glad to be here.
Starting point is 02:19:54 Always glad to be here, man. Yeah, all I mean. Got damn, and no matter what, don't you forget, this dick is longer than the ride over here. Don't you ever forget it. Tell her this death. Hey, man, it's 85 South show. We have this bitch.
Starting point is 02:20:06 Yeah. I'll tell her that in any moment. Oh, my goodness. Boy, y'all motherfuckers are crazy. Stop lying on the text message. We're cheating on that young man. B.B., how was the game? You was the good luck to show on today?
Starting point is 02:20:31 I guess. I was really good at the club, wasn't it, though? At the club. What are you here? What is this about? I mean, patting your back like you got a bird. Yeah, like, what are you doing on it? What's all doing?
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