The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Titties Saved My Life | Ep. 96

Episode Date: September 8, 2017

Titties Saved My Life w/ DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller and Clayton English!! Get Tickets To The Atlanta Live Show with D.C. and Karlous: http://www.uptowncomedy.net/event/154... Get Tickets To The Washington D.C. Live Show with DC Karlous and Chico: https://www.dcimprov.com/home/eighty-... The 85Southshow discuss Dick Dregory, shopping at Payless growing up, fan comments...Clayton was in Quebec for a comedy festival and D.C. is living up in New York working on TRL so we're tricoastal but the squad still gotta get together for #85southshow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got... Today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what you got. Today's in the building.

All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's End church. With your stagnant ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ass. Why your kids still paying up in dirt.

With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stagging air. Now you got to try to cranky front. With your stanging ass Oh shit, you gonna be lay for work With your stanging ass

And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass Yeah, I'm gonna see with the shit Tell it too fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about Them niggins fun to hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent

And anytime she called me She gonna get off on these dick Now hey, I'm telling where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid But I might jump on the plane In Pau-A-Vu A la Frantau I got the jokes

I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany

And felt some different titty Hey hey Niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it in high

I make bitches mad Like B.C. Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize And then I say I don't give up for a crazy man I don't like a crazy man I don't give him some of that pussy

He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if it would see is great

Than Carlos Really want some of that pussy girl I don't like Ashton Because I want to smell But I want to fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no

Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no Peel them Because the world Need Tiddy The tithes

Will pick the smiles On your face My friend Colourog's With them tithes Will bring those tithes And the beauty It'll make the world a bad place

He'll make the world Better place I got some fan comments They got the comment section Hey man, you know over here at the 85 South Show We love each and every one of y'all That love us So what we have done is

We have gone through the comments section And we want to read some of the comments That we found quite entertaining The 85 South Show This podcast It's for them niggas That tucked their shirt In the basketball shorts, the hoop

What you mean, fam? I do that. Why would you tuck your shirt in the hoop? Shit, sometimes that shit get loose You feel like you're really in the game When they bit tucked in. You really feel like you're on the team That's rule You feel what I'm saying So really the podcast is for

Niggas who got an athletic mindset And gonna do it all the way All the way But I really feel like That one underarm That one yeah That one A out on the arm To all the girls

named Kim They'll be watching the show Let out Get 10 million need 10 million more Let out to the home girl Her name Nicole She's been watching this show Since the first episode

Shout out to my other home girl named Peachie Like to watch show because she like our speeches and my home boy and his name is Danny today wore his shirt when he went to my Emmy and I got another home girl named Karen she liked to watch the show because the show's so daring every other time she'd be on the tube she'd be pulling us up and watching us dude I got another home boy his name is Clayy trying to get the views up cause niggas be hating shout out to my nigger named Mike he watched the

show every night. Hey, it's Tanya, Tanisha, Felicia, Patricia, and all these bitches that I'm pushing on your way. I don't think you can't even get close to dick, though. You can't, I'm going to say, like,

because he had to go do, you know. You go back and look at the history. You ain't never, you ain't never went to do the show, then went to the march, marched all day, did the show again, that night. You know what I'm saying? The next day, go fly, go on whatever show you want,

and still be an activist. That's what I'm saying. Man. Where he gets his energy from? Real. Come on, man. And if you look up the history, he was right there. Like, all the, all the civil rights, black history that you could find, he was right there. He ran for president, if I'm not mistaken.

He did run for president. Yeah. Wrote a gang of books. Callis of My Soul is one of my favorites. Late night show. Nigger. Because they didn't have black folks sitting on the couch. The biography of Dick Gregory, nigger.

Come sit on the couch. Got to check that out. Broke down barriers, just not on some demanding. He said on the couch. Yeah. Oh yeah. He said he wasn't going to do the show if they didn't let him sit on the cap. Black people weren't allowed to perform at the Playboy Club.

You can't even see us. Who'll be watching the show, man? Fucking John Cena. Come on, bro. Get what? Am a mama. And guess what? Barack Obama!

Oh! Hey, you already know. Guess who watch the show? Nigger I'm Barrow. Oh! Hey, and I don't eat cabbage. Guess who else watch? 21 Savage

Yeah, when your family find out that you smoke weed You get fake disowned in the black community I don't know what's wrong with them glad Ever since they didn't start smoking them Blunts with them weeds in it They just walk around here like they They just can't listen to no goddamn

By this is the 85 South show We go everywhere, nigga We are all over the place We come to the boss We make a money for a podcast I know, nigger, in your muddy, fucking place. We come to a CD, yes, make a noise. Play the instruments.

Oh, oh, oh. I, are you? Are you? Oh, oh, D.C. Play the bomba clad drop. Play the ross clad drop. You know, my baby. They tried to have a damn rally in

Boston, Boston said, we ain't having none of this shit. They're canton rallies everywhere you go, because they know people are going to whoop their ass. They're taking down these monuments, and they're burning up Confederate flags. Now, if you don't know what's going on, this is a lesson in American history. People want to celebrate Confederacy, but they don't want to talk about the slavery. They're telling me they want to remember the history, but the people were no good. Well, they say if they're going to take the Robert E. Lee off, well, shit, take off everybody else that should be taking off. God damn it. George Washington had 188 goddamn slaves.

As a matter of fact, hell, you had teeth made out of slave teeth. Keep the beat going, goddamn it. Let me tell them. All right. See, I'm learning some shit. Okay. Now, Benjamin Franklin, for those who don't. know had grandkids

with a black lady he had 500 relatives that are black that was looked up recently if you don't believe me Google it it don't even have to rhyme if I say it like a white man

should they'll believe more of the shit that I say if I don't sound like I'm from the hood now DC you're a little bit younger than me so let me tell you what's really going on

Because I've been out here in these streets Before everybody had cell phones We used to call our hose Before we left our house And say, bitch, meet me at the Taco Bell And if you're not there at nine I'll wait to like 10 or 12 You didn't leave until the hose pulled up

Because you didn't have no way to fucking call them Unless you had some change laying around use the pay phone if you're big balling there was a time out here when text message were a luxury people used to send

the text and say hey after nine call and fuck with me because that's when your cell phone minutes would really start to be free you had to pay a $25 extra to work at that seven

fee You had only about 152 messages That's for the month And now everybody Can send those to one person In a day and not a month I remember way back when

Nobody had the internet But nerds It was nothing but Napster and Google And you could really just look up words That's when We used to steal off America Online Desk. I'm only 34 years old

and I remember all of this shit. If somebody happened to call your house it would knock you off the internet and it would take longer to get back on than you were on to reconnect

your shit. There was a loud buzzing sound sounded just like a fax machine and then it's a say, welcome to America online, would you like to go to your home screen? That wasn't that long ago, maybe

0.1 or 2. Clayton, you're older than me, my bro, so I know you remember this fool. Do you remember looking up porn and it took the pictures a long time to load? That was before

the whole damn internet was on video mode. We used to look at pornography that was really just-dunk pictures. We had chat lines that the bitches we didn't see from the head up, but we saw the titties. You don't remember that shit? The chat room? Yeah.

I had video. Oh, niggie. You was bawling. Nice-ass computer. Yeah, that nigga had pixels. My fuck was hurt like a mama. I know, man. That was a gangst to you.

Shout out to chip of the cable box. I felt like I had to say all that shit. I hate that voice, though. You can't. I really. Gonna use that voice a lot more to educate people. You can't even ask a pussy in that voice. Excuse me, ma'am.

What are you doing? Can I borrow your hole? I got some penis that I brought and I want to stick it in your soul. Bro, one thing about this show, we always had the dopest intro. Everybody loves this shit. This shit is, this shit is. Have we done intro? Bro.

Because I want an intro. 85. 85. 85. 85. Welcome back to the 85 South show. It's a Los Miller. Hi, Carlos Miller.

Do your intro, bro. Do I get an intro? No, I'm not doing my intro. Give me some goddamn friends. Oh, man. I ain't been backing this bit. My dog is. I ain't going to let me do it.

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I'm, okay, man. I'm fucking disgusting. Me and you together, shit. Man, what the fuck just happened? This is another magnificent episode of the 85 South show. Welcome back. If you didn't know, now you know.

You can look to my left right now, and you can see that we got the magnificent homeboy in the building one more time. My niggas, Sabado Domingo. I need more than that. I need more than that. And I want my face. Give me my face. If y'all ain't going to put my face on the shit, give me my motherfucking face, niggas. Man, where my face is.

Hey, my life. Let me find out you trademark my face. Let me find out you trademark my face. Man, what I see? Let me find out my face is trademark. Give me my face. Give him his face. Give him his face.

He wants his face back. Straight back, son, dead-ass. Give me my fucking face, son. I feel like he should have like an aviary. Give me my face. Get a nigga's face back, man. What my face, man. Man, what can you see him about this man?

I won't proper interest. I want to put it. He wants his property to look like an iPhone. All that shit, fuck it. Give him his reparations. I've been busy, man. It's good to see y'all, man. Brud, get this shit together.

What happened to the good shit? The shit was looking good. We've been going through a transition. do a transition of phase. What y'all lost? Listen, bro. Y'all took a L? Listen, bro.

You won't let me tell you? Y'all took an L, man. See y'all don't tell people when you take L's? You just take a L and I see you with your dirty clothes on. I'm trying to tell the Nages. You left. You left. You left.

You didn't tell me. You came home. You tried to wash the clothes. I get you in the washroom room. Watching your clothes. What is you talking about, man? What is you talking about? What's going to the cool shit?

What's going with this, man? We had the digital shit. Bro. I'm going to just talk over this nigga chain. Bro, I don't know what the fuck happened. Cat left. A bag of equipment got lost. Bro, this is the best we have, my nigga.

I don't know what the fuck happened. When we left West Palm Beach, all the good shit was gone. We came back. Oh, man. We had. That's why we had that did it. Bro, we got these public library ass hearing test microphones. We had Bluetooth.

Yeah. Microphones. We're doing bad out here. We need a check. We had a microphone that's a robot. We need a chair. We do it bad out here. But I know his Chad got a bongo.

You had enough to get an African drum, didn't you? We took the last LaMoney and bought a bongo drum. We took the last L'Money and bought a bongo drum. You should have bought a beat machine. You should have bought a beat machine. Man, the budget is so fucked up. D.C. rapping in Spanish. We can't even

Boy to get him The talking English Uno dos ores Quato Cinco Cés Ojo Nue de Jets Cardi B started the shit Not everybody's speaking Spanish All around this bitch

Ego Uno dos 3 Squato Cinco 6 Squato ain't no word I meant to say the other one I don't know A whole bunch of words up in Spanish I do

Like Camotayamas I want to say Kamata llamas But come to say yamas Me yama Carlos And I'm a tramo You stupid, bro We don't even speak English

That way I don't fuck we're gonna speak Spanish Bro, what the fuck What the fuck? What's the fuck? I got to get you To give me an update I ain't saying

What's going on? Man, we ain't seen you look What are you being, knicker? Man, you didn't win Hollywood You out there getting all the work All the job Man, that shit ain't

That shit ain't all this crap sending us pictures all on the beach and shit. It get cold as fuck over here. Nobody go to the beach, man. They beach ain't ain't nice like that. All I see is beats and toes. I'm like, go on, man. Man, we'll never talk about it.

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all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know some shit we'll never talk about on this bit. Well, I'll never talk about comedy on this bitch. I just realized, no. Well, I don't know why the fuck. We're some of the doverest niggas in the comedy game.

We'll never talk about. We don't know. We're going to talk about comedy. Bro, we just love, hold on. What is the big reveal? Bro, hold on. We did lose Dick Gregory. Excuse me.

We lost Dick Gregory. We got a shout out Dick Gregory, rest in peace. Appreciate the work he put in. He put in a lot of work. Oh, man. We appreciate all the work. All his peers dead. But, Dick Greger was a revolutionary gangster.

That's what they won't tell you about. No, he was. Right. Shout out to his family, too. You know, Mark? Mark, shout out to Mark. That's his nephew, yeah. Appreciate for him paving the way for some of us young brother.

He did, man. He went out there and he challenged a lot of things. Well, I'm saying, he just wasn't a comedian. He was an activist. He was a real activist. He was like, you know what? You know what? Who reminds me of Dick Gregory?

We're not really on that extinct, but, like, who tell the truth of being trying to be, like, political. You know what I'm saying? Like, try to do politics. can't with a little bit you try to do like politics I thought she's about to say with the politics

but can't wait can't win yeah he's gonna fuck around to go off the day and be straight politician on your way I don't think you can't even get close to dig though

you can't I'm gonna say like because he had to go you go back and look at his name never went did the show then went to the march marched all day

did the show again that night you know what I'm saying the next day go Fly, go on whatever show you want, and still be an activist. That's what I'm saying. Where he gets into?

He chewed to. Real, real. Come on, man. And if you look up the history, he was right there. Like, all the, all the civil rights, black history that you could find, he was right there. He ran for president, if I'm not mistaken. He did run for president. Yeah.

Wrote a gang of books. Callis of my soul is still one of my favorites. Late night show. Nigger. Because they didn't have black folks sitting on the couch. The biography of Dick Gregory, nigger. Come sit on the couch. Got to check that out.

Broke down Barry. is just not on something demanding. He sat on the couch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He said he wasn't going to do the show if they didn't let him sit on the couch. Black people wasn't allowed to perform at the Playboy Club, if I'm not mistaken. And, I mean, for real, I'm going to go back.

Yeah, he's the first black comedian. Everybody should. You should. Just look at these people when they passed. Go ahead and maybe read a little biography or just read an excerpt of what they went through because you think you know everything. You think you do. They want you to know what they put on the tune.

You don't know shit. And it's way deeper. It's deeper. pulled from their life that might apply. Come on, man. Most of the infant, man. Salute. You owe it to yourself to go look up that history.

That's a loss for comedy. That's a lot for everybody. It's a loss for everybody. And, you know, we're the voice of the people. You know, it's a lot going on. People want to hear our opinion on. You got to keep it going. Yeah, man, we definitely got to keep it going.

Oh, yeah, we can talk shit. But it ain't just talking shit when it's real shit. You got to say something. And I'd be wrong if that wasn't what's going on in the community. I don't think people sitting around just talking. talk about make-believe shit all the time. No. It's so much real shit going on right now.

People need what we doing. Oh, yeah, this shit great. They need to stop all the bullshit, man. The bullshit. White people, like, white people talk to your other white people. Talk to your white people. I let them, man. Talk to your white people.

Talk to your white people. And you can't talk to them. And you can't ask us what to tell you to tell them. You see what they're doing. You see how they act. You to let it happen. You try to say it wasn't there. Right.

That's there. So go ahead, man. Because I'm going to tell you right now, man. It feels the opposite way around, man. I promise you, man. There's a whole bunch of niggies that be like, man. Hey, man, we need to stop. They're bullshit.

Man. How do you get in contact from a woman? They ain't going to start a war, man. And their niggins are going to speak up. Hey. Racist white people don't want to lose. They never want to lose. The Confederacy, that's a loss.

Loss. Are you still celebrating? Loss. Falcons lost last year. We didn't think about that. We didn't focus on this season. They don't get a statue. They don't get a new d'clock.

I'm still in the old don't. Like, shit, I think we need one for this one before we get it to a new one. Hold on, man. I think we need to put one in this one, you know what I'm saying? Before we go over here to a champion. Nazis lost. They still toting the flag. Over here in America.

They want to win forever. Come on, man. Look at the NBA logo. It's Jerry West doing some goofy shit that don't nobody do in basketball. Right. What the fuck move is that? Oh, that's Jerry West? The NBA logo?

What move is that? The NBA logo? That is Jerry West? Have you ever seen anybody do that? The NBA bullshit? What the fuck is that? What is that? They haven't made the jump man.

That's a nigga getting pushed out of bounds. That's the logo for tightrope walking. If they don't fuck around and make the jump man the official NBA logo. That's what I'm saying. You'd have seen people actually do that dump to recreate what Jordan actually did. I think he was going to fall. Yeah, he was getting pushed out of bounds. He was getting fired.

He looked like he got shot in the hill. When you said that it just reminded me how goofy that shit is. He ain't even shaking me. Who's ever done that move? Man. Who's ever done that move? Jeff Hornichick. I don't think he even did.

I think Jeff Hornichick had a better crossover than that. Kyle Corver. Kyle Corver ain't even hit that. Kyle Corver hit you with a spin move. I ain't never seen the parenthesis. Will you turn your body into a sideways parenthesis? Brian Scalabrini. You got to go further back.

Kurt Rambez might have pulled it off, but that was the last person. Fly, man. Give me an update on this TRL situation. Man, the shit about to beat a lot. October 2nd. October 2nd. Yeah, October 2nd.

That's when it's going in. going in going down all the way down how much uh how much was it of what you thought do you watching tv i'm assuming yeah like coming up so how much of that shit was you like okay this that that's this all like putting the pieces together like bob me when this shit like like every day yeah every day i get on said i'd be like by hell no but niggum really right here i did want to right right man yeah you know i'm all on the one like hell no i mean really Every time they come back for Frank, he's going to be in the window, just. I do.

I swear, every time we go to break, I'm like, ah, ah, ah, and the toys and shit, and you wave with it. I mean, how you like in there living in New York? Man, I love people from a lot of, man. You're a real west side. Where you're staying? You stand in Manhattan? Yeah, I'm staying up in Manhattan.

Nice? It's straight. It's straight. You got room. Hey, y'all got another room where I can, like, I see my bathroom in my kitchen where I'm laying at. That's New York balling That's New York, man That's balling.

I'm like, look at this shit I can be laying down I'm like, look at my little kitchen room Hey, nigga'd be renting pieces of a house I got a toilet I pay $6.50 for this toilet, man I got a little room in the kitchen room That nigga won't let you use it in

He paid for it I hate these shit Nigger my shit got a closet in 3,200 a month Real talk I was in everything It's shit looked like a dressing room My apartment like a dressing room

My partner's staying in New York His shit is so small the niggie got the washing machine with the stove in the middle. I was like, you can watch the clothes at the top and cook in the middle. Oh, hell, Lord. The nigga got a hot plate by his bed. I was like, that damn.

Yeah, that's what they have. Sometimes people got the shared bathroom. Man. You got to share it on the floor. That bitch is in the hall. Like, it'd be two apartments, they got to share it, man. I couldn't imagine. You got to win on nothing to shit.

You know, maybe 45 minutes. Hey, man. Oh, fam! Hey, then you come in in. The seat hot? The seat hot? Oh, man, I can't do this. Sam, let's do it, a bit dog.

Come on, man. The seat hot. Hey, man, blow on the seat when you get off the seat, man. You count how many times a nigga flood. Man, come on, man, that's sit time, bro. Let's do it. Bro. Let go.

Bro. Hold, hold up. Hold up. No, I'm next. I'm next. I'm just waiting on the seat to cool. Hey, my bad. I know I was talking that shit, but don't take your toilet paper.

Let me hold some. Real talk. Don't take your toilet paper, doll. You go to get in. That shit is skinny in here. Pham. Hey, fam, fam, you'll leave your tition. Hey, hey, baby, doll, I ain't trying to rush you.

But, you know, it's like right there. So, you know what I'm saying? You can just, fam. I ask you right now, if you're shitting, cool, but if you're doing anything else, get the fuck out, fam. Come on, bro. Let me in there, man. Big bruh. If you ain't do, do it, let me in, bro.

Did you do me a favor and not shit? I got to take a shower. I got an interview in the morning. Sam. You try to take shower the night or in the morning? I don't want to be, I don't want to be right in the morning. Fam. Oh, shit.

You know, the niggas so slow, the niggins in there. People's, see, they're not going to respect it. They're going to start trying to share more than the bathroom. Hey, you'll leave your, can you leave your iPhone shit plugged up? The Bluetooth? You leave that in there? Nah, fam.

No, I don't want to connect to it. Leave your shit connected. Your Wi-Fi working, fam. Let that shit keep playing, bro. Play that shit you was playing. No. I ain't heard that before. The kid cut it.

Hey, you can air drop that? You out? Be easy. See, last shot? Hell no. You're about to go to the ball. Bonfire, turn up. Button in the fire.

Bonfire lit, man. Hey, Clayton. What? What you thought when you saw the protest shit? The Sharleyville shit. First of all, I started, I went into the detective mode because I had to figure out what the fuck. But hold on. Let me get the investigative journalism you were doing.

What was the first red flag for you? Everybody got Teke-Torches. Everybody was, and then they was dressed like Trump. Hold on. What did they get on the same accord that Teakotterter's was the move? Same model, same make. Like, they just said, like, go get some, like, I don't think they knew any other torches.

Like, they don't know how to make a torch. And that's why they was mad at the dude who had the spray can and the fire because they was like, why the fuck, we ain't think of that. But we know that, black people know that because there's every reggae concert. You know what I'm saying?

We like that shit to fuck up. Let's go. That's why they were mad at him. Much love to be in him. Yeah, Sinsema. Sinsema. And I just saw a bunch of motherfuckers that was mad for

because nobody fuck with them, no way. It's not you being white. You're not getting shitted on because you white. You're getting shitted on because you ain't shit. You ain't never been shit.

You ain't strove to be shit. And the same way that people tell us, you know, black people, y'all, you know, y'all keep blaming somebody else. That's what exactly the fuck they're doing. And I don't even see how you can say that we blame somebody else when somebody else actually has to blame.

Like, we can look at it and we can see why we make less. Because y'all had a bunch of free label for a little while. I don't know. You get too deep. Had to choke people, man. I had to cut you off.

No, don't cut me off. I don't want you to get up home. I'm tired of y'all. I'll stay with white people. I'll stay with white people. Talk to them, D.C. How do you feel? I don't know what you feel what I'm saying?

I ain't got a problem with no white people. Because I stay with two. You feel what I'm saying? Like, they're cool about. You feel what I'm saying? Like, what we said earlier, like, bro, that she said, a common sense. A lot of you don't know, though, and they can't know until,

To, like, now they're just like, oh, it's really like that. Like, they really, that's shit crazy. Like, how you not, like, I don't know what I'm saying, though. Like, we can say it, but they don't. Like, for example, the Nazi situation, right? Mm-hmm. The Nazi killed Jews, okay, they're white, but they all trying to say, but that's a different white. Nika, that's just like Africans trying to knock all Haitians.

That's stupid. Because the Nazi tried to kill all the Jews. You know what I'm saying? But I'm like, that's white, white. That's like Africans try to knock off all Haitians. What are you trying to do? Like, we're black. That's stupid.

You see what I'm saying? Like, that's the same type of shit. Like, you don't see? I know what you mean. You feel what I'm saying? I understand what you're saying. Yeah, you don't understand what we're saying. Yeah, you don't understand what we possess somebody.

Just, we're different. Yeah, like, what possess you to try to knock off a whole generation of people that look just like you? Right. I don't know. But they ain't the one of people would be what? The superior, blonde hair blue? Yeah, that shit. You ain't even blonde hair blue.

I don't know, man. And he was half-Jew. He had hazel eyes. Yo, I don't know how you watch your documents. Bro, what the fuck? What wrong with him, man? We went wrong somewhere. I don't have no input on it.

The views expressed by D.C. Delete that shit. Hey, welcome back to the 85 shop show, man. Hey, I don't know what the fuck going on. Ice cream is delicious, man. Yeah, let's read some comments. Do you know who the podcast is for this afternoon? Welcome back to the 85 shop show, man.

What's going on? And that's why a young D.C. A young dog, his name, it's a real name, hey dog. Yeah. But, yeah, I thought it was because he liked Dolph. I did. I slapped him in the face of the claw. Kick him!

Fuck him. I ain't nobody playing with you. I ain't scared of you, motherfucker. Huh? I ain't scared of you, motherfucker. I'm gonna be scared of the police, but I ain't scared of you, motherfuck. Hats.

Buck hit naked. Buck hit naked. Get new. Get new. Them white bitches. Say you're going to have to pay me. September. 23rd, live at Uptown Comedy Corner.

We're going to be shooting a podcast, man, live show. Make sure you come through. Hit the website, hit the link, get the tickets. It's going down. Crazy. Hey, man, you all over the head going on. Hey, let me tell you something, man. You're all right.

You're going to get hired before we come to the show because she'll be going to be a lot. Look, hell telling who might be in the motherfucker. Oh, no, telling who might be everybody coming out of an open. It might be a half a side, but it might be niggum over 20, 285, all the mother. It's going off of 20, 285. And if they come over that, kick it, motherfucking ass. I'm talking about how old a week. I slapped him in the face of the claw.

Kick him! Fuck him. There ain't nobody playing with you. I ain't scared of you, motherfucker. No, that's because it's eight-off. I thought it's for, yeah. Fuck all nice. Young dog.

We shoot shit. Salute the young dolphin, man. Young dog. Man, we shoot shit. You know it's a street nigger of the year for surviving that 100-shot shootout. That what he did. Wow. That's fucking amazing.

I think that was a good commercial for the bulletproof ride. Hey, man. I got some fan. Comments from the comments section. I got some fan comments. They are the comments section. Hey, man, you know over here at the 85 South Show, we love each and every one of y'all that love us.

So what we have done is we have gone through the comment section and we want to read some of the comments that we found quite entertaining. The 85 South Show, this podcast is for them niggas that tucked their shirt in the basketball shorts, the hoop. What you mean, fam? I did that. Why would you tuck the shirt in the hoop? Shit, sometimes that shit get loose.

You feel like you're really in the game when that bit tucked in. You really feel like you're on the team. That's rude. You feel what I'm saying? So really the podcast is for niggas who got an athletic mindset and going to do it all the way. All the way. But I really feel like... That one underarm.

That one, yeah, that one A out on the arm. Hey, this podcast right here is for every nigga who Housekey ever got stuck in the door and you got mad and kicked the bitch and broke it in there. Stupid-ass-old-old-boy. Stupid-ass, dumb-ass little boy. They got to pay for the lot. Now you've got to pay for lots to do to come out And now you've got to pay for everything

This podcast is for women This podcast is for all the ladies Who get more compliments When they have not done Than when your hair is done A majority of the bitches Let me see This podcast

It's for niggas What Niggas Oh he said this podcast is for niggas That lose the back of the remote That happened Chad wrote that Yeah

I'd be knowing I'd be knowing Tabby, man You can tell Hey, this podcast No, these from the comment section This podcast is for niggas That run out of toilet paper

But got a drawer full of left though with napkins A.k. Hey, real nigger. Real nigger shit. If you did do that, you got doo-doo on your thumb. Let me ask y'all this.

Ain't no way. But I'm saying, though, but you got a draw full of them church's napkin though. I got a real name Quiz for y'all real quick. Draw full of the beach. Oh, man.

Them recycled paper. What are some things that as a black person you got to take from a fast food restaurant. Huh? Something you got to steal from the fast food restaurant. Like you didn't have to pay the nigger lunch.

Besides condiments. What do you steal? Specific condiments from each. If I'm going to Taco Bell, I need some of that hot, I need some of that burday sauce. They don't make it no more. Hold on, I need a slice of it.

That shit is so delicious. He need a piece of it. He don't eat meat no more, bro. This is a chicken. You don't eat meat no more? Chicken. Man. What you're going to eat beef for?

What? About this big one that I got to the side Boles for niggas who have white friends White friends Don't do bodes If you're with the college My little brother hanged with all the white boys Yeah, you got to him too

Shout out to all the white friends Who teach black people How to hit the ball How to load the bowl It's cashed out It's Johnny baby It's Johnny Cash To all the white people that smoke publicly

But it's not powder Privately You need to be coming out the bathroom. She said, you've got to blunt fire up. Why, nigga? Why are you so hot? I ain't never seen a nigga come out of the bathroom height. You got to beat your meat.

You're gonna snouters and powder. Well, no, when you beat your meat, you're tired. We don't judge our white friends who don't powder. They're usually the rich ones who pay for everything. Every time I close my eye, I got you. You go, buddy. We ain't never seen.

Fine-ass Tammy says she left her man. She did. Yeah. I see we started like the same bitches, man. She hit me. I told her, I said, D.C. been looking for you. When she hit me on the Facebook, I said, you know D.C. been looking for that ass. Boy.

What she said? I ain't George Jones. She said, thank y'all so much. Told it, included everybody. Thank y'all. Bitch, I've been looking for you. You got too many hoes. You be here. Man, shout out to this nigger with the 5 million followers. Nigger, that ain't got 5 million followers. That mean at least 100,000 of them bitches cold of the motherfucker.

That mean at least 400 of them holes with it. I don't know. I can't even do math that good. I hope they is, because I'd be attracting me. Oh, it's a weird man, motherfucker. That's a white bitch. White people. Hey, I love LA Weirdo. But no, no, somebody had this joke. I think it was this dude. I think it was this dude

All right, dude Chabay's like Crazy people in New York be regular But normal people in L.A. be fucking crazy. Bro, you know what's crazy as fuck, though? I saw you did the podcast with the home girl that I went to fucking high school, elementary school. Oh, you're talking about two girls? Yeah.

It's a podcast. It's not what it sounds like. Show and Chad Faced and got lit up like him up. Shout out to Carlisle. Tell me more. That's the home girl. Carlisleau Forresting. Carlisleine Forrest and Zara Ali

They're awesome They're awesome They got a podcast You know what else is a dope podcast You stop saying Mick Signa's Shout out to my home girls From the Mick Signall podcast

You fuck with them Them girls be talking some shit man Literally You're an asshole And you collect teeth You know what I can make teeth Shout out to all the bitches That can whistle through a neck bone

Wow, that's Strong tongue Yeah, yeah I put that together Mm-hmm And you know who my new Boo from the comment section No you know

Look, I know she'll guess Her name Jonetta Jensen Carlos is so extra Fine and funny Love me some Carlos Two hard faces What's up Joe

What's up Janella I fuck you know What'd have been named Janella That shit is good And juice With some sagging Her daddy named John. Her daddy named John.

Put that pussy on simmer in the morning. By the end of the day, she's bubbling over. She can make gross real good. That's what it sounds like in the bro. And be collect teeth. She collects teeth. That she was hilarious. Shut out the Jonetta Jensen.

Who else said something? Conceded Reese. Carlos Miller and D.C. Young Flash and make a whole album together. They only understand. I tried to add an artist yet. I fired both the niggins from my label. I don't sign them to my label.

It should have been retarded. They should have to be redoubt about. Y'all niggas just need to go ahead and do it. I told you, I pay for the studio, but it ain't going to be a studio. I'm a young old nigger. That's going to be the bad for them. That's going to be the name of a young old man. I'm a young old nigger.

I'm a young old nigger collection. She's going to be retarded. I got some comments. Chris Gass. We got to find some footage of D.C. Clowning. No, we don't. No, don't even say the rest of that.

Why Chad be doing that shit? So we can't say, you know what? I did learn that. I did learn that, but I didn't find a way around it. I don't even say it. Like people, no, people PC and stuff because you can't say training no more. Because I went and tried to get my car work, though. And I was like, yo, I think the tranny out.

And they was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I said my tranny slip, but he said, hey, you will not talk about Bob like that. The Bob was like, what the fuck are y'all talking about? Chad. I can't say training no more. Not even when talking about a train. What the fuck? I ain't reigned that damn coming

I ain't reigned that That shit right there Get you killed It won't get you killed But you get hurt Delete that shit Man Chad on some bullshit He was like yeah that's a good one right there

Nah hell it won't Chad on some bullshit I'm really Clayton I'm really Clayton You know don't remember Just skip the part he said Basically what he wants What's the fuck is wrong with our fans

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y'all, you know, Can't keep us from getting to the motherfucking money. Oh, 10. You can't hate on the progress. If you're hating on the progress in any form of fashion, it's going to come back to your 10-fold. And is that really what you want? Because then you're going to have to fold up a 10,

and it's going to be the last 10, and you're going to have to cash it in. Speak on the sauce. And it's going to be horrible. And I'm just telling you, what I'm trying to say is... Speak on the sauce. The comments say, he wants you not to do what you're supposed to do as you're supposed to do.

So I can get up. Wildness being done. So you can come back and do this. Well, we don't have. have no money. They spent the money on a bongo. I came back. That's why I moved. I left because they

spent the money on a bongo. No, I'm just We can't get kicked off. The niggins said we wanted D.C. to get kicked off. So he could do this, mo. Bro, this shit ain't going nowhere. Bro, go do that, mom. We come back. They don't understand this is why we here. It's an institution.

It's an institution. You can apply. We got an application process. Hey, don't ever not go do that other shit. I don't know what they're talking about. We'll catch up with you when the fuck we catch up with you. Nick, I'll just record my and send it to y'all. I'm like, what we're talking about? They'll put it in the conversation. We'll fucking

facething you in if we had to. Most fucking definitely. And I tape the shit to the chest so it'll look like that. That's for anybody. If y'all got some shit, dude, go do it. What year is it? We just go put our money together and get a hologram. This is what we do. We do this. We do this. We do this. If we got

one holograph, that means it could be any one of us. But if we got three holographs, that means it could be All three of us are not the same place. You know what it is. I'm talking about it on the table. We can turn this shit to a whole stand-up. We can make ourselves as big as we need to be. This is what it is.

We can do a backdrop. They think when they watch this shit is actually when we're doing this shit. They don't even know. We're holly ground right now. This is not in real time. By the time, niggins, it's the middle of the night. Hey, dumbest people are the smartest they have ever been right now. Let me tell you some.

It's the middle of the night. What day it is? Let me tell you how, let me tell y'all, how these shit go. Today is August 21st, 1.30 in the morning. We're going to drop this shit September 2nd. We're so fucking good. We record this shit in the future because we know what you're going to want to hear by the time we put this shit out. Like right now, you're not ready for that.

Stupid a little boy. It don't make sense right now when we record it, but when you listen to it, this shit makes sense like a motherfucker. You're crazy. This is what you needed. You needed it. And by the time you heard it. We was already making the new shit that you like You needed it

You heard it And you listened to it And you recorded it We're about to really fuck you up We're about to drop some shit That you ain't even know that we had What which one Nigger we're about to drop some shit

From 96 Let's do it Doll's fault Me and Joe found some old VHS tapes We didn't convert it them bitches We're about to decide We're gonna drop the shit from Nick man we had on Jibon

Everybody closed My shoe would light up like a mum A lot of shit Long time, my shit would look, but I used to, I used to walk, I used to walk, looking behind all the time. I just want to see these bidsches light up. Man, I was a light up, nigga, a fool. But not these, not these new ones that go all the way, not that goofy shit. Not that shit to go around way, look like you gotta dance with that shit.

You had the one when you walked the bitchie blinked. Yeah, they blink two times. I knew my, I knew a battle with that. What day was called? That was L.A. Gear? No, I had all, boy. You had a superhero? I had the all brand.

He had the all brand. So they did look like... They looked like... They looked like some work shoes with break lights on. I'm not back in up. Stig had some slip room shoes with break lights on. I'm not out. Backing up.

If they didn't start too hard, they were never... They weren't... Brut. You want to go right. You had the light-up shoes. I swear? I probably wore a lot like, by six. Oh, that's about right.

I used to walk back. Look, I used to walk, look it back. About six. seven or eight by eight you had to about seven i had to get some shoes seven you was going to start getting no because i remember the first grade nigga i was wearing a bitch but that was cool then yeah i was a i was a first grader that's what i'm saying why would you even get mad at the first grade before wearing a subject of you like cartoons you like your shoes to be lit up what grade are you in this is a first grade this nigga went to a rough school

this is the funniest shit to me man welcome back 1085 shall be my name Hey, man, hey, man, hey, man. Hey, I was damn near grown by the time they got to them. Oh, yeah. So you were laughing at a little nigga. Oh, shit. Hey, but shout out to just how far you would come. You know why we laughed.

They don't even know. Like, kid, now they ain't started off joy and shit. No. I look at my little girl, like, her shoe don't need light up, my nigga. She don't even know about the scraps. I remember how much joy and light up shoes brought to kids. It was a whole, it changed again. They didn't understand.

We'll put some name brand shoe down to get the. Right, the light-ups. Put the mickeys down. I want the light-up shoes. Pellet? Kids don't even understand about Pellet. You remember buying your shoes, your mama get your shoes there, and you want to wear them out? No, I ain't wearing them other ones.

I want to wear these out. I want to light up. You cut your ass out the story. I used to wear the shoes in the box. Now, you used to be sliding, like, I don't know. Wear these out. Fuck, you tell about. I swear.

Payle should be the shit, though. I used to get a pound shoe for, like, $17. I ain't never had no pay list You know, man, what, no fuck? Never. But you all know me and paylaid, don't. Never. Never.

See, what era I grew? I'm 25. Bro, you weren't supposed to be, bro. I remember, I remember I was a kid, like, first grade, something like that. Chucks was cool, right? I didn't start wearing Chucks to six grade. So I wanted some chucks. I'm late.

But this is back, this is like early 80s. I didn't get the Chucks. My shit ain't have a star. They had a castle. I was like, yeah, I got chucks They was like, those aren't Nick, you got some Charles You got Charles

You got chats You got him some chants I have never owned I have a star I have never I have never owned a pair of chucks In my life You never owned a pair of chos?

We never had apparently Never You had some Charles You never had some charles Never had them But I can't believe You didn't even shop They pay there bro

Never in my life Man I'm telling me My family used to be so cheap Braswell, they made $40 a lot, like a lot. I'm talking about, like, a lot, like, you know how sometimes, like, shit, how we look at some shit, like, now they're probably thinking, like, we get money. We get money. But if we look at a $1,000 a tag right now, we can get it if we really want it.

But we're like, damn, that means $1,000. That's how you should look at a $40 tag. See this is some academic $4.00? I'm like, damn. Oh, yeah. Ah, no dad ain't going on. I might put it back. He's like, what's you seen?

None. Yeah, he ain't going to want to get that. See, shit for $8. Hey, that price makes shit look good. Hey, boy. Hey, back to school shopping. I don't know if y'all kids out there back to school shopping, but I'm gonna tell you like this.

Go to the retail stores because they're doing bad right now and go to their little last X section and you can buy a bunch of that shit for goddamn $12. All that little goofy is denim and supply shit where the shorts too short for a tall nigga. All them little, goddamn, little shirts y'all motherfuckers like to wear with the little tunes on this and shit. It is back to school.

school season yeah yeah you remember going back to school shopping yeah what was the freshest what was the freshest kicks you ever had going back to school the freshest kicks the freshest kicks um I feel like I just had them and didn't nobody have them they was them um what was them them those own shit like them chasing kids with the bubble shit you know what I'm saying I feel like ain't nobody at the school who oh no what you game with I probably had some goddamn Nike boots you fucking them up with the Nike boots First day

Oh, the Nike booed that, Nick Nike boots Oh, still with the Nike Boat last me for so long Nike Boat last week for two Christmases I hated on Thames at first

I didn't really rock With the Tim Then I started I was like, oh, okay Little nigga with the Nike boot Boy, I'm bitch you lair me For two Christmases Brought I had some Nike boots

on last year I was like Boy, these motherfuckin' I hit the same I hit the motherfucker High School with them Fresh-Aid J's on Ninth grade I ain't handled it

I'm gonna have to show a picture Yeah, I got Jays later The thing is, they were some of the team joins, but they was the fresh ones that just came back out. Like the, I don't even know the model of them shit, but they were fresh. Team joins, I know they have a bad track. They were the Eddie Jones shit. They have a bad track. They do.

They do. If you cannot get Team Jones, don't. When them shit came, they were the one with the Jordan that goes on. Somebody got as a team joint right now, looking at that no bitch, like, what's wrong? A lot. Those shit was on. Oh, hell of a lot. to have them. Do you remember the ones with the chrome around them?

If you got a fireplace, put the mix in your five place. Nigger. Man, them shit's about the hardest. Hey, you know, you know if you got a fire place and you put the miss your own fireplace, you know your shit will be burned for like two, three days straight. The team joy? With team George? You put the team George in the fire place, your fire play would be burned like two. Two, three days straight. I ain't know that.

Because they made out of candle wax. I'm writing a letter for them to shut down that department of the junk, gentlemen, just do away with team George. They have to. making team joining Jordan and stop making Jordan lows. Because people need those Jordan.

No, they don't. They do. They can't get the other ones. It tricked people into believing that they got joins. It's a price point. I had a bitch. It's like polo and chaps.

This bitch is going to sell me all I wear is Jordan. A whole goddamn row with five dirty-ass team joint. Were you mad at it? I was like, bro. Was it an ass fat, though? It wouldn't.

Okay. I don't get a fuck how fat. The Jordan on me look the same. He really be doing an underhand dunk on him. team join he'd be like how important our shoes to you you know I fuck with shoes all

how important is that shit I'm so sick I'm so sicker I'd be like I hate when I see a fine-ass woman with them cheap ass sandals you know the ones that don't even come in the box just to clasp the bids just be clasped in the front by the restaurant hey man what's up with that big three

that shit lit though I fuck with that shit boring fam I'm sorry I got I get they're old Did you go to a game? No, they, oh, no. I'm only watching it on TV. That shit is.

They all, it's three on three. It's like watching the dickes at the court. I don't want to do that at the house. Like, and then they suspended AI. AI, the only reason anybody watching the shit. You can't suspend, man. The nigga went in that doing the same. Oh, he don't even play.

He don't even play. He don't even play like a coach. I saw one thing about to whoop the coach. Oh, Stephen Jackson was like, man, fuck that pussy and shit. I ain't in, we ain't going to win. I told you, nigga. You want to lose?

We ain't shit without me. I like that. I want that to make it to the pros, bro. They need to bring that. No, they got some wild boys out there. They got Kenyon Martin out there. That's what I'm saying, bro. Spivey.

Sports boring is fuck right now. They make these athletes act too well. What you mean? You want to act up? Man, that's what make the game good. Well, think about the- Charles Barker shit. Think about the athletes.

Ron our tent shit. Man, these motherfuckers was on cocaine, steroids. They was hitting motherfuckers and ending their career. They was knocking balls out the parking lot. They were jumping over shit. They were super human. None of these

motherfuckers ain't on drugs. They're just happy Stepp Curry, best friend, come be on my team ass, nigga. They ain't even got no competitive edge. We grew up watching the NBA where niggas used to get their fucking used to get their face busted for trying to do a layup.

Real talk. The bad boys. Like Isaiah Thomas, nigga. That is right. That was the golden I'd rather see motherfuckers jammed on

than just a hard foul after hard foul. They got so much respect for each other they don't even try to dunk. Well, no, the skill is better. The skill is better. That's why they was fouling like that. Because you got a skill

game out of the NBA all fundamentals. No, that is not skills. Oh. Okay. Okay. That is, I'm sorry. Not that they don't have skills.

I said, you up for that film but let's just put it on a 2k rating the whole wmba would be like a 63 no i give him a 71 fam for the shooting fam you got a factor in the bitch bro you're trying to tell me that those 13 foot jump shots off the glass aren't exciting no brittany griner's dumps are excited they're going in bro do you not like left-handed lay-up i like a good spin move Come on, bro. Like, bro, let's talk about how great the WNBA is, bro. Wouldn't that last time you appreciated a good chess pass?

Never. Come on, man. Never. Bro, the whole league is shooting at least 80% from the free throw line. It's very rare that people miss fruit. Have you watched the game, they're not that? No, it's a lot of misses. Bro.

It's a lot of misses, a lot of fouls. You know why? A lot of misses. A lot of foul. He says a lot of misses and a lot of foul. Do you expect a late at a lot of fouls? Do you expect a lot of fouls? who had a baby two months ago

to really be focused on some fucking foul shots? Yes. Bro, it's all about defense. It's a phase. It's all about defense, man. No. I know. Shout out to NBA players. I think they're great.

And I think, uh... And I couldn't hang with none of them. You've been to a WNBA game? I just think they don't get y'all the right height. Sit whatever you want to, by the minute. I sat on the bench. I sat in one of the players' laps. He let me announce.

That's how I got my Instagram Followers up I sat on the rim Like a 90s video WNBA will be lit as fuck If they let the rim down Everybody should be dunking Nine feet

Seven No there's two little Nine Nine foot Nine foot Nine foot Yale Fest No it's all day Brother rim got to be seven

If your team don't have a minimum Seven and a half man Seven and a half I want to see for Aahoo bitch Aahoo Bitch. Allahoo. Bitch.

So my name is. I'm tired of a week. Seven is too low. Seven is too low. I'm telling you all. Seven. Hey, question.

Question. Have you seen Britney grind or don't? Yeah. Okay. Then it's got to be nine. Brust. Because they can get up there to nine. No.

They can do that. You can't. They can do that. You can't compare everybody else to do. I'm saying. They can do nine. Even on their layups, they can do nine. Now you can yell.

Hey, what about me, me, false girl? She's not a play. Right. Yeah. I want to see her. I ain't know she was all the way gay, though. She's that been cute. She's been, but see what I have.

She's been, wait, wait, wait, wait, man. Did you see what a half? Fleck. That's a bit cute. What do you mean when you say you ain't know she was all the way gay? I ain't know she was like, all the way like, you know, that's right? No, that's right. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, you know? Like at all. Because she, like, I was outstant in the tour like that. They didn't got to get it, right? You know, it's crazy. she was at the show with Mimi one night this pretty

skin ain't got a mark on it like we lost some good women to this lesbianity this shit crazy no on some real shit as a black man sometime I feel like

we fucked up I don't even know we had shit to do with that but we lost some good It's not our fault It can't blame yourself We lost some bad ass women

I'm talking about some bad ones You ever seen one and like just not fucking with like But did we we did we lost some bad ass chicks physically I don't know what they like on the inside yeah I don't know mentally I don't know you know

you know like sometimes you keep I'm not talking about no we're not talking about like surface level we lost we lost some pretty ass women to this lesbian of this shit not celebrities I'm talking about even one that try to dress like niggas

you ain't a real you ain't a real nigga you ain't a real you ain't never stole an outfit You still got a badass The ones who dress nice I steal the outfit I'm like I'm still that shit. Y'all would be fresh and fought on me. I'm like, is that like, it's clean.

Shout out to all the lesbian business. Is that in y'all jean? They buy all the vests. And they're in y'all jeans? They got all the vests. They buy the hell out some vests. And them hats that Chappelle used to wear. And those skull hats, you know, you're talking about them skull hats.

Some Kell's Christian hats. What about the skull hats with the hood on? With the blame on. Like Snoop on the wire. Like, bitch, do your skull ain't got a brim? No, bro. We're on rock for them.

Like, you're a weird nigga if you wear the scarcat with the brim on it, brim on it, bro. And you got a duress on. Stop. You just the fuck up. Your ass on. They're nearly tied.

It's not in the back. There's some studs out here that dress really well. We've seen them. I steal their outfits. Big-ass timbling boot-wein' bitch. This is the 85 South show.

We disrespect and respect. Everybody, all in the same show. Hey, man, you know who this podcast is for. No, I don't want to know. You don't know? Uh-uh. You don't want to know? Uh-uh.

Bro, I got to say it. I can't hear. Can you hear me now? Yeah. Can you hear me now? Let's go. Can you hear me now? Let's go.

Hell, yeah, this podcast is for all the motherfucking people who got a metro phone with the Sprint service. They out here. I don't even know how that works. Yeah, but they out here. I'm too far removed from that. This podcast is for niggas who don't have cable, but you watch everything you want to see on the fire stick. I salute you.

Oh, man. Shout out to them Wi-Fi people that used to hook it up and just go with the online project, free TV, all that shit, to give you a computer. Shout out to computer. Download.com got that. Man, shout out to the computer. Hello, download.

You can buy it out. They don't get a fuck. You know how many computers out of them blew up? Damn. That shit ain't nothing. It's either porn or bootleg movies that bring your the computer down. I ain't mad at either one. It's one of them, too.

I hate when you forget to close your browser. Hey man, some of y'all need to clear your tab too, because people come over and ask to use your computer. Right. And then, you know, you're just trying to go to your little website you're going to. You're trying to go to, you know, whatever you're trying to go.

Sarasota Springs.com, but you put the S in and it's stick it in my booty.com. The first thing to come up. Suck some virgin bitches. Right. Right. Who titles the porn? I'm trying to put in Google this shit As soon as I put the cheat, ghetto gaggers, 3,000.

I wonder who the motherfucker is that titled the porn on the internet, though. There's always some disrespectful shit. I got a question. Left-handed black bitch sucks dick on the public bus with a green t-shirt on. I got a question, why are they so disrespectful to the black women in the porn title?

Black bitch bins over and takes big cop for rent money. But there was the white girl Petit White Angel Destroyed by Black Penis Get old black bitch Craves White Cock

Right Sweet white innocent Teenage Victim Demolished by Black Cock Black Cock Yeah

Ebony bitch Gags on white Prick White Angel Kignapt by Black Thug Ebony bitch came on They got all the cool names for black people on porn

Mahogany bitch Where are you at a mahogany bitch Mahogany whore craves white prick That's the only time they call Black people Nubians, Nubian sister Wet snatch Nubian sister I did poop too y' y'all You stupid by me

this podcast is for niggas who fought and act like they don't know what the fucking cave for you They start patting it Who pooted in this motherfucker man Now somebody pulled it on me You know who this podcast

Really for though Ebony people They don't never get enough shout out Brough Ebony people almost extinct It ain't but like 800 Ebony people left Oh man

Ebony Ebony Ebony And when did they stop calling that on porn? That's the category. That's black. There's black and then there's Ebony. Ebony is just older porn that they have put up to date.

It's from the 90s and shit. That's where you can see Janet Jackman. Brough. I said this on here before, but I'm going to say it again. Nobody had it harder than the Negroes. Negroes had it harder. Out of all the black people that it's been, Negroes had it the hardest. I'm not going to argue about the hardest.

I can't. I think, yeah, you could, you, yeah. Outside of slaves. But I think our ability to overcome and what we capable of. What you think the niggas in the future going to be like? What do you think the future niggas are going to be like? Oh, well, they're going to know. Say niggas learn how to adapt to all this shit and evolve.

What the future niggins are going to be like, bro? They're going to know how to use their powers. They're going to be like some sophisticated pimps. They're going to know how to use their powers. That's what it's going to be. We all got powers. We just don't know. I think anybody's going to turn the Teen Titans

and shit. These niggas are you'll be having all the, like you said, powers. What do you think your power is going to be? I know what my power is. I want my shit to be invisibility. Invisibility? Bro, you're trying to tell me in the future

they're going to have invisible niggas? Oh, that shit will be lit. That should be lit. Just pop up on the bitch. Hey, bitch, I thought you sleep, huh? If they had invisible niggas, you literally couldn't have shit. You really couldn't.

Because niggas are just still just because they could. I use it just to see who you talk about me. No, you know what? See, I'm not even going to go there. I'm not even, because I got faith of black people. They were used that shit for good.

You think so? Yeah, yeah, they work security. Let me ask you. I got a bunch of money. You don't even know he was there. You try to steal the shit like fam. Let me ask you this. So you're saying.

My bad, I see, I know. That's the fucking point. Put the shit back. So you saying, I look at the back. Black people are more good than bad. What? He'll fucking yes.

It depends on the circumstance. It's all fucked up people of every race out there all the time. And it's good people. What percentage do you? black people would you say I'd say what is your definition of fucked up flat what would you say what you mean because if you go by the law what you mean because if you go up by the law we all fucked up even though we ain't fucked up just because we'm asking for the clay most definitely that's the wow you don't be fucking up out here we know because I smoke weed

I'm bad person but see that's why I'm allowed tell that's why this show is maybe glad you don't smoke pot yeah because if you smoke pot you go into jail you know I just understood the reason why they call it pot come I talked to them. I was like, me, why the fuck they call it pot? And I was like, oh, they used to grow the shit. But you know, in gardening, you know what I'm saying? The word is, that pot right there is growing. So you're saying, so when they grow it, they're like, yeah, grab that pot right there.

So they're not calling it pot. It's just, that's a gardening word. So I'm like, it makes fucking sense. I thought it was because they grew it in a pot. I thought so, too. Yeah. No, it's just a pot. It's just a pot.

It's like grabbed that pot right there, like that area. It's a large pot. I never called it pot. I felt like I was white people Yeah, that's white terminology That was a long time Wee No, they still call it pot

Now I still call it pot now You got any pot Yeah, but now that's news specials News specials, news specials The Prophet of Pot Like they call it like They called a million dollars of pot No bitch

You know what the It's fun As a weed head When you walk in on And like when they hide Without you you walk in And be like Look at you fucking potheads

He's a fucking pot head Honey Have you seen her son Danny he's a goddamn pot head My dad called me a lush head A lush head He saw me smoking a whole blood He's like, oh, you're just going to smoke the whole shit

You're just going to smoke the whole shit? He told you a goddamn lush head. It's a goddamn lush head. I don't know I blew that shit in this place Like, nigga, he was just smoking it with me He smoked half of it now I'm smoking the other half of it now

When your family find out You smoke weed You get fake disowned in the black community I don't know what's wrong with them glad Ever since they didn't start Smoking them blust with them weeds and they just walk around here like they just can't listen to no

goddamn by it. You know old people. Just fuck me then. You can't even smell I smoke around old people. They just start coughing out the blues soon as well. I don't see how y'all smoke that shit. I bet I've had two hours ago, man. Come on, man. I think I got a contact from the smell.

Come on, man. You smell? I'm hot. Okay. You just try to tell you that you smoke. You want to try their blood off. You want to hit that big. Ugly, looker You ugly is a motherfucker man That's why we come to the studio To record this podcast, though

So we can talk about their ass So we can talk about their ass This podcast is for potheads, bro I know It's for a reason All right They've been on hiatus We ain't doing no more white voices

No bro You see the shit going on in the world Now this nigga won't more white people All this damn man We do gotta be Are you aware of that Charlottesville. He's been a clown.

He's been clothed. They sent Chad here to destroy us. He's been clown. He's been up lately. Got us talking about people. He's been clown. That can't even have babies. He's been clued.

He used the one word to describe the man ladies. He's been clown. I said that I didn't even mean no disrespect to the man ladies. He's been clown. You don't even have to do the beat, D.C. Make Chad do the shit. Because he's been clown. Because he's been sitting over there, my nigger.

And he ain't been doing shit. He's been clown. Too much shit going on in the world. He's been clown. They cloning people. No career about to blow us off the mouth. He's been clown. Russia sneaking over here and shit.

Too much shit going on in the world. They're cloning people. He's been calum. North Korea about to blow us off the mouth. Black people still ain't equal. They're having clan rallies, neo-nosis, everywhere you look. But if you mention the word white people, they'll knock you off of Facebook. The world ain't equal no more.

You can't go to the motherfucking military. They've been cloning people. Man, this shit getting scary. Hey, I turned this shit on CNN. North Korea got a missile. People leaking information. Somebody blow the whistle. I'm watching Anderson Cooper.

And then I go to Dunlindon. North Korea got the shit. shit over there and Kim Jong-il over there tripping See North Korea Got the shit They said they're ready to start shooting We said we're going to war with Russia

And we're on fuck with Vladimir Putin So shit didn't happen in Virginia The neo-Nazis came out Last week we did a song about All the roaches in your house And now we're talking about cloning And why you shouldn't eat fish Have you ever called a tilapia, my nigger?

No, think about this. They say eating a piece of tilapia It's really worse than eating bacon. What? And you know all the purple onions in the United States Come from right down outside of making. And this ain't shit that I made up and this is real life facts

they had all of the history my nigger especially if it's black see George Washington Carver see that's the nigger with the nuts but what they won't tell people is that they cut off his nuts I had to tell the motherfuckers who don't have to work Google

What is earth ain't earth, my nigger? What is it is? What if we really live on Google? Callow. Hey. They call on this shit. Hey, they call on that shit. Okay, check this out.

You can get 10 chicken nuggets for a dollar in your budget. Yeah, they clone that shit. But they sell chicken everywhere. so what the fuck is a nugget so with a nugget I ain't never order a nugget let me get a leg of nugget so with a chicken finger

the same thing as a chicken tender now what the fuck is nuggets my nigga now listen linda nuggets are chicken balls Nuggies are chicken balls Nuggies are chicken balls Nuggies are chicken balls We been clown

Man, we don't even know You've been feeding your kids Chicken balls You've been feeding your kids chicken balls You've been feeding your kids chicken balls Because what our nuggies

We've been calms Now I'm gonna have to say some shit That ain't been saying Because on the 85 South show We like blowjob Not here We keep tities in the building But ain't none here tonight

We put them on a lot of episodes So it's gonna be all right Hey, the show blowing up my nigga Man is really doing good They listen to the 85 South show in every neighborhood We got some black people fans And some white folks too

Who the podcast for my nigger Nigger is for you We got titties over here Titties over out Tidies in my bed Tiddy's a night out We got titty over up Tidies over out

Tiddy is my bed Tiddy the n'A We like big old, big old Tidies in a day We like big old big old titty We like big old, big old, big old, big old, big old titty. We like them little boobies too That poke through your shirt Smart-A titty

And you don't even have to wear a bra When you go out to work Uh-uh, that's all this I be on titties Make some grown tities Matter of fact, I wish I could call tits Have four pairs instead of two sets, yes. Got a bitch with a big real chat.

Give me two titties, though. Two tits, put it in their titty dog. Titty head, right in between the cleavis. Hell you. I ain't even fucking leaving. I had bought me a woman who was in the wheelchair. A battery had died on a scooter. So I had a scooter.

On the bed, I had the scooter. On the bed, I had the scooter. And she stayed down the hill, and I took a scooter for a ride. I didn't bring it back up because that ship was too heavy. Left my shit down the hill. Her scooter, better and die. Better and die Say what

Say what A scooter Better and die What happened What happened? A scooter batter and die Sorry

Mabelin But the scooter Is Omar Luther King Where the scooter Omar Luther King? because you know kids from 8 to 6

and through them like trampolins What did you do with the scooter It's on my little kid By the wing stock American Delhi Oh See he sold a scooter

Yes I did To some homies from the west side For 200 dollars The nigger fixed the battery And now he got a new ride Nope He drove that bitch On 285

Yeah What was that man He had a butterfly He took the governor Oh shit Y'all retarded This is the 85 South show This is a podcast

For niggas who don't know No better Oh man That shit was retarded You stupid as fuck bro Give him a shout out Let him know what's coming next

You know what's coming next You know what the fuck going on On Matt TIA October 2nd man You know what I'm saying Your butt got there I like that bitch's mid tape, man You know T RL on the way, man

When that TRL drop, Nick Fuck you in, man Get that all tracks on that bitch You know what to me Hey man, you ain't told 85 South show people in a minute Tell them how Nova been Man, man

Nobbing been big Man, you've been watching my IG man You been seeing her bald head ag in bed Man How was your flight with the baby First flight I'm glad our mama would up

Yeah But niggins don't be Niggas really Niggas be playing whole She turned up on your head today Boy boy She's been turned up all day Niggas be playing hard

But when they really be With their kid by their self You really find yourself Right You be like hey boy I gotta commend these ladies Man And they do the shit

And it's so effortless Woo Man This shit It's a beautiful thing Like if I see a single You ain't fucked up No diaper bro

You ever try to put the diaper on And tape the diaper To the baby leg And the baby's gone I miss that whole little tail Hold you're talking about Listen My baby gets to the point

When I take the diaper off She takes off Right I said, oh, who, you ain't fit to get trained to take your draws off and take off. What the fuck? Well, now, maybe she should. No, no, you're fucking right. No, you don't, you don't.

You don't know, tell her, who might be in the house? I'm saying your drive. You want her to take off with us. She take off, you know what I'm saying? Now she might get old to be seven. She'd take her draw off and take off right now. We don't do that. You're going to break that heavy before it starts.

Oh, Mr. Whitfield, oh, you know what's doing good, but every time she takes a bath, she, He runs around out. We didn't do that. Don't know what fuck wrong on us. Don't let no bad head. That's what kids do, though, ain't it? Yeah. No, so you ain't got kids?

I don't understand. No, I used to run around naked, though. I was about 14. Nigger, you was old enough to no better. Hey, I can slap my dick to my leg like that. Flap, fat, flat, flat, flat. I'd do that around now. I was mannish.

I was manish. They couldn't even stop. Manish, man. What is he doing? Acting like his father? Somebody. Hey, Carlos got caught doing the helicopter again. What's the helicopter?

That's when you spin you dig in the circle. You're too hard. Arms out at your side. Shout out to hell. Those niggins ain't going to get it. You know why, but the nigga, you're stupid. It's stupid, man. That's exactly what we're here for, though, man, to deliver that dumb shit.

We hear. Boy, do you understand? This podcast right here, this shit is growing, my nigger. I don't even tell you. I don't even know the nigga. It was his one dude from the Instagram who had got shot up and shit. His picture had went viral.

It was this dude. He had his shirt off and he got shot up. Me and Chad, you saw the shit, right? The dude, I don't know what it was. Somebody put a caption on the picture and shit, and the shit went viral. The nigger said, when he got shot, he ain't had a shit to do.

He was in the hospital for about eight, nine months. said right so his brother brought him a laptop up there and he didn't know how to find shit because he said he had been locked up or something shit and he had um he the only shit he knew how to find was 85 South show so he was watching this shit I don't know the nickname but salute to this nigga man and this other

lady hit me she was like she was going through some shit she was real depressed and she ain't know what the fuck she was going to do when she was about to commit suicide she went over a sister house and they had a big old you know family moment you know what I'm saying and she was like what happened she said her brother

in-law put on the 85 South Shore and they just sat there and chilled and watched this shit all night so salute to these people but did she kill him no hell no how would I know if she did DC I wouldn't get the story had to get a second response now he do build them stories of scary though yeah I'm like we get him on there and he got shot up and his shirt was an 85 South shirt my bed the nigga had on 85 South shirt and didn't that's why they shot it and the nigga knocked the head off the hand we have a follow-up even all the head with him back so we can get a response and I had to just put the shit out there to let him know that we see the shit, though. So salute. We need to the people who use them to show to get through shit. Most definitely. And if we don't get to you right away, it's cool, but we need you here for real. Everybody is. He said, we're going to get to you right. Like, I don't want to be like the M&M shit stand.

Right. Wait on nothing. Yeah, Mr. Young, you big to call her right, my fan. This will be the last package I ever see your ass. No, listen, man. Just come on, man. I'm calling yourself, man. I've been shooting your email. By me, we need. No, fuck that shit, man. It's going to end. It's going to We side me, man. He's got to block.

I'm sitting in this shit. We side. We appreciate you. We read all your emails. We love y'all. No, that's a real. I don't be looking at that shit. I still don't know how shit work, really. I think the most disrespectful shit, though, is when motherfuckers hit me and be like, hey, hey, Los. Tell that nigga D.C. he ugly as a motherfucker boy.

I was like, you know he got one, too. You could have sent that to him. Hey, you know what? Don't send that shit. I'm tired of that shit. Don't send shit. Don't send shit from one of these niggs to me. Don't ask me to send.

Hey, man, when you see the nigga, say what's up. No, I'm going to say what's up anyway. I'm not feeling, hey, say a special what's up from you. No, they... I mean, like, hey, nigga, what's up, open up? You don't know. You don't understand. Since you left, these motherfuckers act like you jumped up and said, well, fuck y'all, bitch-ass niggas.

Now, they've been in my comments that y'all ain't championed me. Like, you should have. You're supposed to have some tithies in the bill when I come back in this motherfucker, man. You ain't even tell me. Y'all got bongos. I'm trying to knock on some tithe. If you would have let me know That was Titties where I was at

I loved here to come in. See, they'd be having me fucked up, man. These Tits was sleep. They never let me know nothing. Had you hit me up early, he was like, I'm in that bitch tonight. I would have been like, bruh, tithies in the building. Well, all our tiths was waiting, like, all our tithes right now is still sleep. Like, they were waiting.

I was trying to come in. I'm gonna show you the text where they was like, you still want the titties in the bill. I was trying to come. I was like, the nigger ain't told me nothing. So you hit up, you hit up. Talk about I'm depending on the titty. Wasn't no tities coming.

Wasn't never no titty. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. I know. I know. Okay.

But no, they jump in my DMs and they'd be like, hey, we ain't seen you on the podcast in a minute. You still fuck with them? Because if not, if they did you dirty, you don't fuck with them no more. I was like, nah, I'm trying to do work. How was Montreal, my nigga? It was cool. I'm just glad. Montreal.

He went to Montreal. Where's Montreal? That's Quebec. Canada. Canada. Oh, my boy, just. Yep, he went over Clayton English

You went over No, they speak French up there They speak French up there They speak French And they rude They're a little musty sometimes They're a little musty man They're moving fast and it's hot

And they brush past and just Let me speak to the musties for a second Talk to him Listen here you You love Musties There's no reason For grown people To be walking around Musty

I don't think they smell it. No, you definitely can smell it. Because the first person who can smell your musk is you. Before anybody else can know you're funky, that smell's going to creep from under your asshole area. It's going to hit you in your face, especially if you've got real active legs. If you keep your legs active,

you're definitely going to smell your funky ass. That's worse than a muggy. Yeah, man. I'm glad you're back, though, man. Good to see you. I want to give y'all the update on what's about to happen. Cool. I'm going to take this razor.

Let me tell you what this is. Let me tell you what this is. Let me tell you what this is, bro. It's an iPhone, razor. No, this is a bit. They treat it like that. It's a bevel. The signature fade with the bevel blade.

Right. That's a major key. Yeah. And this is for me. I'm taking this. This is what I got coming up. Look, D.C. The next time you're in the city.

It's gone. In the early part of the week. Check this out. I got this shit. You don't know. need the shade. You don't care. You like to look like Wolverine. Hugh Jackman face.

Get your ass out of here. You don't need it. You done yelling that chair for no reason. Abuse that, nigga. He ain't shit. He's garbage. It smell good. You can smell it. Hey, I'm about to start hosting the amateur night again at pinups. It's going to be a pin-ups now?

Yeah, we're going to be at pin-ups, man. You know, every time I bring an amateur night to the city shit, be crazy. Yeah, but you know Ladies, if you come out to the amateur night Please come out there And be prepared for it to be fun Right now we got to

Right now we're starting off We just got $300 for the win I'm gonna get the cash up though It ain't even about the money That's more than they got I mean I'm just saying I feel like it should be at least five or six You know what?

For amateur they amateur They shouldn't get that Nigger you don't know the Niggas don't give $300 No amateur comedian You don't understand And we work way harder Some ladies being a crunch

At the end of the week And be like shit I can win that 300 That's what I'm saying. That's good enough for all. That's the difference between home and getting put to fuck out. So, yeah, every Tuesday night, I'm going to be hosting the amateur night up at pin-ups.

Then for the 85 South show, I'm going to get the strippers. We're going to do the strippers. We're going to get some strippers from Magic City to come fuck with us. We'll get some blue flame strippers. We're going to get some pin-up strippers. We're going to get strippers. I like that IKEA. Bring those women in. Bring those tities and bat them

all. Hey, bring your friends. Yeah, so I'm setting that up. I'm letting you know, man. It's going to be, your girl going to be mad when she's going to see. We got strippers in the building. Hit them with that Michael Jackson shit. He'll bring the titties in the building.

Michael Jackson's tithes in the building. Because the world needs tities. The tities. To smile On your face My friend Colourogue Them titis

We'll bring Those teeth ass And the beauty He'll make the world A bad a place Here to make the world It's a better place It is

Now you're about to go To the moonwalk I love it I think in the titties and before we get out of here, man, we're going to break camera butt up. I think we should dedicate the last few minutes, just two titties. I think we should all just take a moment and just speak on what tithes mean to us, bro. Because I mean, I feel like anybody who knows me personally knows that I go out there and

I campaign hard for the titties, bro. I love me some titty. Because I feel like ass gets so much glory. I feel like everybody's talking about what the ass doing. Oh yeah. I feel like ass is so undefeated. Ass is beautiful, man. Oh, yeah.

But Titties, my nigga. Titties are the circles of life, bro. Titties actually got a job. Good. Hands don't have to do nothing but look good. Brutty's actually have a function. If I told you how many times Titties saved my life. Bro, if I told you how many times.

We'd have to have a whole other podcast just to get all the time that Titties have saved my life. It's been several times. And I know you're saying this with the utmost respect. This coming from a respectful place. Sometimes I just get lost in some cleave it. Come on, man. It's like a sunset to me Some people don't see the sun setting

You want to go look at in the clips Risk their vision Ain't nobody ever hurt their eyes Looking at titties Unless the nipples got too hard And poke you in the eye And that's a welcome pain Yeah

I take a nipple poke in the eye It's not that bad It's off too Sometimes I actually poke myself in the eye With the nipple yeah I mean I'm just If you're freaking like that eye Have you ever got lost in the titty

And you're gonna find your way out You're like oh shit Just talk down him I'm just, it'll feel like a sinkhole. Right. You just see the light. You're like, you know what? I feel real nice down here.

Ladies, yeah. If you're on top, grab that head, put that titty in the face. I feel like if she don't grab the back of your head, she don't fuck with you. And pull it close to the titty. But the titty might not be big enough to one the back of the head. Right. If there's some little titties, then she reach your back. Get your head on.

I feel like you're trying to force me to get head or something. There ain't no titty in between here. Nose on chest. For real? You're not going to do anything? Yeah, man. But why? We love and appreciate titties.

I see your teeth outside of my perimeter. I don't want it to be just about tities. I need the ladies to know that we appreciate them as a whole. All the shit that we talk. Like your cheekbone, bitch. I like the cheekbone. Some chick was telling me that I fuck with this show because it's just like listening to the guys talk. Like, this is the shit that they don't know this type of shit we'd be talking

when they're around. This is not how I talk. What'd you say? When I'm not around? You'd be talking about something. I know you always be talking about like scientific shit. You know, jet propulsants and shit. I started talking in the accent.

Heavy accent. Yeah. Hit them with some shit. Laliko. Yeah. Punta can't. Ponte. I always felt like Ponte was Spanish for stanky pussy.

No, that's Chotaparadillo. Oh, okay. It don't matter. I'm always looking for the final things in life. I'm looking for the fire I'm looking for the fire I'm right to make the world

and go What is that Sound like you blowing on your food When your next tape Dropping, bro Ain't you working on the tape right now Yeah It's probably come out

She's in one day I got to be on this You're sticking heater man I think you said one of these day Right I told That thing you sound like you blow on your food

Shit too hot Oh, this hair Man, go listen to them old MJ tapes, man Now he used to drag that shit Oh man, we out here Rest in peace to Michael Jackson Rest in peace, Dick Greg

Rest in peace Hey man, Jerry Lewis passed away also Yeah, all right Peace to Jerry Lee Yeah, but we're gonna get this one to dick Jerry, we got you next episode Yeah, we got you next episode Joe, Jerry, we fuck with your tail of us

Yeah, Jerry Lewis is one of the kings of physical comedy. I think Jerry Lewis was taking the kid from the kids so he could live longer. Jerry Lewis kids. He did live to be 91.

But rest in peace to Jerry Lewis, a very, very funny. They never had the same kids on the telethon, but he was consistent. Talk to him. Every telethon, new kids. But not Jerry. Jerry there. Every year.

That's because he was actually helping them. Every year. He was held with him. I thought he was taking some of them too. After one telethon, your life was changed. He was like, hey, just give me a little bit. Yad damn. You don't need it all?

He was taking a little bit. That's why he stayed around so long. Clayton fucked up for saying that. But it's got to be true or so. I don't know. He did a lot. He was a great man. He did some good stuff, man.

Amen. He was taking that kid. He took some. He poured it in with a little whiskey. He took some. Fuck, man. Don't be like that, man. He never seen the same.

He would touch around to him. They called him a couple times dipping in the stash. Jerry, now that's for the kids. Look, statistically, all of them not going to make it. Oh, let me say this right quick.

Delete that shit. Don't play that in. I think I should do one of them singles come on. Hey. Do you have what it takes to be my side bitch? Oh, it's hilarious. Send me your resume.

Oh, side bitch resume? Yeah, send me your side bitch resume. You don't win from Side nigger Sunday to sidebidstress. Side nigger Sunday, we are accepting new positions. Send me your resume. The only way they got to get qualified, they got to have some stress more. And you can't be ugly as fuck. You can be ugly, just not as fuck.

can't be ugly as fuck you can be ugly but not as fuck you know some people are ugly when they wake up but you think it'd be cute but you ever seen that mean even when you ugly

bitch you see ugly as fuck you ever seen an ugly bitch that was so ugly she was just attractive then a month like you're just oh attractive you just see some

old stuff that make her attractive like damn that bitch shoulders like cute you don't have to look good to be attractive all the models like the runway models

that be super slim and look like a goddamn ostrich They don't look good. They live like a Rehistoric bird They just attracted Man, I want her to Pick on my dick

But she just attracted She just attracted She did look like a rapper Y'all That's what y'all Get lost there Stop trying to look good And just be attractive

You gotta look good To be attractive Work on your shit Or bitch be subtractor Ooh Ooh That's a whole other episode Take away some of that

bullshit That got you looking stupid The niggins said He got there stole the camera Clayton fucked up I can't believe y'all's The type of shit y'all say

And disrespect to legends It's funny though Long as it's funny That's the only comedy rule Hey man rest in peace to everybody Who passed Most diff My grandma included

That was a while ago Damn Shit still Fuck you, Chad Fuck you man You don't some real bullshit You don't never stop wishing peace on people rest You don't never stop wishing

Rest on peace Hold on we all we ain't made 10 million views yet. Almost a 10 million. Look at that underwhelming statistic. Flat. Which is the 10 million, but this McDonald's put up.

Oh, we almost at 10 million. Hey, man, we'll have a look at this shit right now, man, I'm going to shout you out on my Instagram. And you what? Whoever looking at it right now, let me know that you're watching. I'm going to shout you out on my Instagram. Just, look. No, we're going to just shout out all the names that could be Instagram.

All right. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to shout out on the next. Just do it. Shout out to at Lola underscore 91 Oh yeah Shout out to Deserate 2228

Shout out to all the niggins name Mike that watch this shit Shout out of the I'm underscore Underscored underscore We'll just do real names We'll just do real name Userkow ugly and me

Shout out to all the chicks name Kim All the Candaces Alexis Shout out to every bitch that put I am Whatever the fuck your name is That's your Instagram

I am Ashley Brianna With a I Michaela Chris Joe Chad DC

All my niggas All my niggins name William All my niggins Steve To all the girls named Kim They'll be watching the show

Let go Get 10 million Need 10 million more Shout out to the home girl Her name Nicole She's been watching this show Since the first episode Shout out to my other

Homegirl named Peach I like to watch the show Because she's like our speeches. And my homeboy and his name is Danny. Today wore his shirt when he went to Miami.

And I got another home girl named Karen. She liked to watch the show because the show's so daring. Every other time she'd be on the tube she'd be pulling us up and watching us do it.

I got another home boy his name is Clayton. Trying to get the views up because niggas be hating. Shout out to my nigger named Mike. He watched the 85 South show Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's Tanya, Tanisha, Felicia, Patricia, Patricia, and all these bitches that I'm reaching.

All these bitches that we fucking beat. Yeah, shout out to them bitches name Eastman. Shout out to the dude named Stephen. Shout out to the world-blower reef. Everybody that out there's creepy. You know who else watched this show? Fuck. Okay.

It'd be Samuel L. Jackson. He watched it for the action. He said, I like this show. because they'd be rapping. Martin Luther King grandson said he watched the show because we always have fun with some more. Okay. Now, I don't want him to get to the Pippin,

but we said some episodes with Taraji P. Henson. And you think that I'm a fucking coward. You know who watched the show? Nigger Terri Powell. Okay, now I'm going to have to say this. You know who watched the show? My nigger Ludacris. Damn, okay.

It's going to sound crazy, but it's crystal. Nick, Free Mystical! Now it's getting scary. Who else watch the show? Fucking Halliberry. Damn. And your motherfucker didn't know me. Who watched the show?

Angelina Jolie. Uh, damn. You know I show the shit. She'd be watching that shit with Brad Pitt. Come on. Yeah. And we're doing favors. Guess who watched the show?

Honorable Chores a name, girl. Okay, if we post the show online tonight, guess we'll watch the show. this shit my niggins a little white hey and it don't even really fucking get no fatter this show is a family matter who you called up who watched the show you know what no one else but her Waldo Gerardo phone go on man hey rewind it again shout out to our home girls the Olsen team hey we up like a rooster who'll be watching the show fucking punky brooster

That is crazy You don't even know who's been watching the shit lately Nigger, let me tell you We got some white people down in Australia Guess what though? This so shocking My nigga Bill Cosby Oh, nigger

What is you saying? The rock watch this show And nigger ain't playing You can't even see us Who'll be watching the show, man? Fucking John Cena. Come on, bro. Get what?

Am a mama. And guess what? Barak Obama. Hey, you already know. Guess who watch the show? Nigger, I'm Barrow. Oh. Hey, and I don't eat cabbage.

Guess who else watch it? 21 Savage. And I'm going to keep it true. 21 Savage watch it, but nigga 52. Everybody watching this show. This show right here is in high demand. Shout out to the home girl Lala Cizzar hands. Hey, you know.

We don't even play. Got them on the show. Fucking Easter rain. Guess who watching the show? Guess who watching the show? Guess who watching the show, nigga? This is the Indy-Five Seps show. We go everywhere, nigga.

over the place. We come to the place. We make a muddy-fog podcast. We'll make a muddy-fucking place. We'll come to a CD, yes. Make a noise. Oh, no. Play the instruments.

Oh, oh. Play the instruments. Oh, oh. I, I, are you? Are you? Oh, oh. D.C. Play the bomb by clad drum.

Little Ross Claude, draw. You know my favorite Jamaica? What one? The nigga with throat cancer. Road boy. Hold on, Rhode Boy. Rodman. The road boy, Jamaica, man, with a drug cancer, man.

I like the one when they, uh, when they do their voice like that, you know what I'm talking about? No, man. You know what I tell ya. Like that baby sound. The one with the throat cancer, man. My best friend Richard. The man that said a jerk cheek in them, man. man, the man, the mouth of the drug cancer, man.

They want to talk like this, man. They want to DJ all the party. The man, with the throat cancer, man. The man, it's sound terrible, you know. You what I do? We are the big. Adjaro. 85.

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