The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - TONY ROBERTS in the Trap | 85 SOUTH SHOW PODCAST

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

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You better go check that. Yeah, you got a tribe. I got a tribe, nigga. You got a proud. I got grown kids and teenagers. I got grandkids. You got a family. My grandkids got kids, nigga.

You're a great-granddad. Damn. I got a nigga. He got waged for that. Gang of kids. Every age. I slow dance with a bitch. She's late.

I saw pop locking with these dogs. Come on, bitch. I ain't touching you. I don't need them more kids. They got a gang going. I'm like, I teach my bitches all this. You don't never see what he posted family pictures on IG? All in all.

That motherfucker looked like the last summer. 14 of us. 14 of us. I don't know any nigga in the whole book. My kid's black and Filipino. Nigger. This is a family huge, bro. Every time I go to.

So they all can break that. Every time I go to California, I got to meet some old family. Yeah. Nigga, they like this in the winter, nigga. They discomplicated. They like this, motherfucker, in the summer. This nigga had family come to the show for a month straight. I was like, God damn it's a bunch of it.

No, remember, I-knit nephew brought the new boy. I can't get them all that one. At Oakland, we was an hour away to my house. My whole family, nieces, nephews, all these are. These niggas 9 and 11, they're 15. They're on sat on stage soaking up all this shit. Larry, man. I was beautiful, that's beautiful.

Tell them about you came. Hell, yeah. You got to do it. They never see me live. That was the first time? All these niggas, they couldn't believe it. You didn't reckon that motherfucker. That's what he'd do, though.

Y'all bad, y'all was using so many bad words. That's what, yeah, I had to go up after this shit. Every goddamn day. Get the fuck and clean the bed up, get the fucking school. You know, there ain't nothing to you. Boy, I had to go up after that shit. They were a rocking. Oh, this stig.

No, country Wayne. And then, yeah. And then you. You, yeah. Especially like when he wasn't there and shit. Or you know they'll be rotated. Yeah, they'll rotate, shit, yeah. I was like, shit.

I'm hosting this one. You're gonna host? I'm hosting. I'm hosting. And I'm closing. Oh, word? Mm-hmm. That's what's up.

All right. That shit gonna be fun. They love this thing, though. You see the applause. You're their favorite niggas. Oh, yeah. The host of the last one, right? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. One thing I'm like by hosting, I keep, there you go. That's the master there. What did you say? I don't know that goddamn camera. One thing about hosting. One thing about hosting, I keep going back up. You gotta pay attention who, I mean, what they're doing?

You can't get off stage and leave. Nah. You gotta be like, fuck, go back up there. You gotta babysit the show, man. You gotta do that. You gotta quarterback that shit. Oh yeah. You gonna run it though.

Yeah, that's gonna be crazy. I'm gonna do my songs. I got a bunch of songs. You got booty in mouth, son. You need your ass be the classic All day Where you been, bitch? Bitch, where you been?

Bitch where you been Where you been? Where you been? He was at the gym On the treadmill Bitch you're wearing heels Bitch, where you been Bitch, hey, that shit goes crazy

I'm gonna do a song Every thing, every nigga And the little Wayne shit where you said The nigga just talk about Whatever the fuck he wants to I'm about the rap It ain't gonna make no damn sense

No, you know, I did when I did the Shaq All-Stars back in the day, a nigga, Shack was up front with him to Bobby Brown. And I didn't even look down. I didn't know that nigga was there. I did the joke about, I think God be taking the wrong people. Some of the talented artists are passing away. Michael Jackson dead, but Bobby Brown living. And he's right there.

He right there. I said, this nigga dead. This nigga alive. And this nigga, motherfuckles was rolling And this thing he talked to me for four years, niggins. Damn. He said, fuck you, Tony Roberts.

He's going. I said, name, come on. He just stopped talking to me two years ago. He was on a cruise. And I did a show he was there. But I didn't know what he was doing? And then he just said, Tom, what's up, man? I can't deny it, man.

You're good. You're cool. That nigga talked to him for four years, I mean, he didn't shit on me on a long line or nothing. But every time he's seen me, no, nigga. You can't talk to me. Damn. The whole world

Well, you seen a video where he was dancing and he dropped that little sack and picked it up He said he didn't He said that didn't even He did He did

He did He did Bobby Brown's legend though That Bart Brown legend Well he didn't say he wasn't He was a legend He built like this He built like this pillow

nigga but he's a legend That nigga That nigga like this I seen him at new addition Now when that nigga sit out That nigga sit out He sat out He sat out

thing and he'd do all the moves he'd do all the moves he'd be like this and he's on the thing like that they're still doing this shit he could do with one hand yeah yeah yeah remember he should get on the train the baby you put him on the train he go chew chew that's that he still got bitches though man we want to be with him bobby got that paper man bobby brown brought the money to it letting him that that nigger when he was god damn check out somebody's old shit that nigger was he's supposed to break away from that group What you mean? That nigga was talented as fuck.

Yeah. Like a new edition wasn't, that shit don't even make sense to the fact that them niggas made it from little kids to grown. Most of the time, a little kid band, that shit opens. As soon as them niggas poise get. Yeah. Yeah. But they had that, that party shit going on.

Poisoned everybody up. Boy, when the BBD. What the heck? Fuck, nigger. Bell Bill Bill DeVoe came out. Poison, nigger. That's it. crazy. They took

the rapper with them and the voice. They took the voice, the rapper, nigger. They took the deep voice, nigga, the rapper. They took the voice. They really like the modern day temptations. That's what it was. Because I like when they

had been like apart for what, 20 years and then they got back together and they came right back with I'm still in love with you. I'm like these niggins. They wanted to be the Jackson Fire though. Fuck no. They didn't even relate to They wanted to be a Jackson Fire. That's for all that shit come from, they was the next, yeah.

I can see that. James Five, but not family. Yeah. It was less ass whooping. They just whoop each other hand. All the niggas was doing it. They didn't do instruments. Jack Spide did instruments.

And Michael was on the motherfucking spinning and fucking around. Yeah. So that's like, yeah. That's because Mike was out of his body, though. Yeah, that nigga. Mike was different. That nigga was, I've been here so many rumors about this nigga, man. He might be Jesus for real.

He might be Jesus. No, he ain't Jesus. He might be, though. Mm-mm, Jesus. I'm gonna be-in-you because I'm visualizing this. And I can see it. And I can see it. Because Jesus had more muscles that, nigger, man.

Jesus did push-ups. Jesus did calisthenics. No, I'm not denying that Jesus had muscle. Jesus could have got off that cross he wanted to. That was the whole point. When you see how he was on the clock test ass? That thing was on 300. He could have been on 300 either.

He said, I'm thank you. I'll do this. It could have been. I'll be, watch. I mean, he was like But Michael Jackson was Unheard of Talent He could have been

He could have been I don't know He could have been Jesus I talked to animals I think Think about it The way they told that monkey to sit the fuck down He told that monkey to sit the fuck down He didn't hit that monkey with this shit

Yeah that Is that the language That monkey said That monkey said That's dope That's dope That monkey said That monkey said

That monkey said That muck Ah! The monkey said like he was in class. A monkey gave him this back. That means, yes, my son. All right, all right. Like Planet Apes, nigga.

The one nigga said Mike eight-piece to the monkey, because the monkey bit the boy. Yeah. He said, Mike hit that nigga's old fan. His cousin, that nigga took him out of here. Now, he had the cousin dude who used to go fucking with him at the crib. Right. And the monkey bit one of his kids.

And he said, Mike beat the shit out of. I don't know his name, but he's supposed to be the black dude that they wrote up. Neutron, something. Fuck out of here. Yeah. Fuck out of here. No, I'm telling you. Mike was a bit.

There's a story that's going crazy online right now that Mike had punched Tupac in this shit. That's just the one. This the one? That one of them said Mike had got on Tupac ass one night.

I just heard about that three days ago. I don't know if that that, that, that sounds. Nigger said three days ago. Because too many people than confirmed it. That sounds like Cap, but I don't know.

Michael, you think Mike beat up Tupacupac? I ain't saying. I say he beat him up. I say he got on his ass. Even if he didn't fight him, it's still jeez hell. I heard he fought.

I heard Mike won. But even for him to check Tupac is gangsters. I think Mike always going to be able to get one off on you because you're going to be in all that it's Mike. And you ain't never going to expect that shit from Mike. I heard Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods have bitches and they ordered bitches and they ran shit. I believe that. But when they're in public, they all this because that's what the white people want.

My favorite Michael Jackson conspiracy theory is that the nigger was a nigga was a Crip. Who? Michael Jackson. Because he had real gang members in the beated video, supposedly. And you make the way to make you feel. What do you mean real gang member?

Okay. If you go back and you watch. And he wouldn't even blaine in that motherfucker. No, no, no. But I'm talking about some of the motherfuckers that he had like in the background. The dances and not even the dancers, but the motherfuckers that just was standing around.

It was provoked him. Yeah. But his group was dancing. His group was, his group was, was beat it. But the niggas, when it started, the niggas was real. No, that's how hard he is. He made them gangsta-ass niggas

niggas. And not because he forced them to. It's because they really wanted to notice. They were doing a lot of this. They were pulling from everywhere. The niggins you were proof. The only thing makes sense right now if we have some cocaine, because that's bullshit.

I don't want no code. I ain't going to believe that to us. You ain't never seen a picture with him. It's Mr. Crips. Yeah, with the C, he's throwing a Caesar. You got to get you put some of him. Mike or Jackson. Go back. I'm going to get y'all the visual. I mean, yeah, the visual force.

And they was in the other thing. Oh, okay. I got another question. I got another question. If you go back and watch the way you make me feel video and you look on the wall, that shit going to say OG Crip right on the wall. It was on the, it was that neighborhood he was in. That nigga had a song called Blue Gangster. Damn show did. All those got to hit the talent. Look at this. Look at this picture. There you go. That's real. That's photo shop. There you go. There you go. Nigga, I thought there was a white woman.

That's supposed to this. That bitch is a soap opera. That's he's a big of a soap opera. Nigger that is him. They make it. He even doing it right. That's why he's doing this. My grandma will do that by accent, too.

That's what he's doing. He even doing it right. They ain't going to fucking weigh hip hip, nigg. You're saying he's doing it out of fear. He got his teeth too perfect. He got a makeup on. He got a jacket. and he's doing this, and he ain't even doing it right.

He's doing this. Mama. Handyman. Look at this. He just did that. That's funny. He goes, you. I'm telling you, Bert.

I believe he was a bad nigga. I've heard some stories. What did you heard? Okay. I can't say names. Okay. I got one big celebrity, took another young celebrity, both comics. The big celebrity took him and just hanged with Michael Jackson.

You just figured out yourself. he was in Vegas with him and he took him by Michael Jackson's house and Michael Jackson was at the house the nigga had animals and shit big ass house. He said he sat there and Michael Jackson kept going, is he cool? Is he cool?

And the comic was like yeah, motherfucker that's my boy. I ain't going to bring nobody here. He's cool. He's cool. He cool. He cool. Michael Jackson's Butler came out with a tray of all kind of pills, cocaine, weed, everything, bought some liquor and everything. And he kept saying, he cool.

He could. And he said, yeah, man, could fucking say in that. The celebrity took some, took a little, did his thing. My boy, don't even, I ain't ever see him do no coke. He said he did it because he was with Mike. And he said, and he said, fucking I was about to bleed. He was doing that shit hit him. He said, he could, he could, he could.

He said, Michael Jackson, this is, and this nigger, he would lie sometimes, but he wouldn't lie about this. This thing, Michael Jackson, look, nigga, took the tray, took his nose off. shit up, man shit the motherfuck up wipe it off with some wipe

and put the bitch back on and said I don't know the he part was real shut the fuck up man

I don't know he said he he said the knee to your nose man I'm saying I said the same

thing nigg but you know what Michael Josh got the nose just the tip it's the tip and sometimes

when he wear When I met him, he met the surgical mask. It was in the bookstore. This nigga, presses was so powerful. I was trying to get close to him. He said, hello, and I went the other way. I didn't even say hi. I mean, it was Tito.

Like, fuck him. I'll say something, but that nigga had the mask on, had the karate suit on. His is big and white. Like he was in, like, Shrek, nigga. It was white. And I was like, just Michael Jackson. What the fuck?

He's right there. And then he said, hello. And I was bitched out. I went to the other way. Oh, that's crazy. But yeah, they say, took to that. Damn. You fucked up, Tony.

I ain't gonna lie on your podcast, man. That's what I was told. And there's a rep to go. It's a rep of the both source. He don't even make him shit like that. But you say he do make up shit. He told me one time he fucked this bitch and he didn't. Shit like that.

Nick, I said, I spent like 2,000 in the club. No, you didn't. You ain't made 2,000. since I met you. I've been on the nigga for years for 30 years. Damn. And then I'm telling you, Michael Jackson got the other lights like you said. He's a gangster. You said that. The gate that's like, but

that's it, that ain't convincing me. This is a big, with the perfect teeth and the Jerry girl. That's a gang sign. They're going to get your... This is a horn. This is a horn. Oh, tell them next. This is a game... Oh, no, do what you were doing.

If somebody said, which way is the bathroom, this way. Or down there. Hey, Holly, what said you? I don't do, I don't do, no, I don't do that. I don't play with, I don't want to be running on me. I see you on the podcast doing my shit. They will. Oh, you're the optical niggas.

So you're bald, eyeball a nigga. I'm an aries. And I'll just run off. Yeah, man. I think, I think Tiger Woods was a gangster, nigger. When Tiger Woods, wife called him and she's tacking the food on this nigga. She didn't catch him. Fuck.

Oh, she called, you know. She didn't catch her. You know what? It was enough for her to lose it. I think... Tiger Woods... Hold up. Tiger Woods is smart as fuck.

I know he is. Yeah. The average nigga can out smart a white woman. No, yeah. Yeah, the average... How you get caught at, like, number 28? He had, like, 30 holes. Yeah, he had 30 holes.

Yeah, he had 30 holes. If I'm up 30 holes and you catch me, wow, bitch. Wow. But you know what Tiger was doing. Wow. She embarrassed that nigga. She embarrassed that nigga. She's nasty.

She's embarrassed that nigga. verbally embarrassed that nigga, hit him with a back, throwing shit at him, cussing him out. I would have right back to the office. I would have two white bitches and bikinis as my caddies. I don't believe everything that they said. This bitch ain't affected me. I don't believe she hit him with a bat. I believe Tiger got on them pills and got the running over shit in that escalade.

Tiger, where happened? Man, that bitch hit me, man. He did a miss the tern. You know he went out of that house? What happened, Tyke? Man, the bitch hit my arm. Hit the bitch. That bitch was chasing him, but that nigga got in the car and skirt it off.

a nigga with a golf club. Then she jumped out my lap. Now, I have been drinking, but I wasn't motherfucking driving. You know where Tiger fucked up, though? He was fucking with broke bitches. And he was sending them bitches home with nothing. But it was all broke with, compared to this, nigga.

No, but that's what I'm saying. These bitches worked at Bob Evans and Dennis. He was fucking waitresses, Nick. You can't say bitches no more. We didn't ran out of bitches. No, we ain't ran out of those bitches. Oh, no. Because bitches aren't out of earth.

Nigg act like them bitches that ran to the center. All the bitches is on the surface. Yeah. But for the people who are watching, we're not talking about all the bitches. We're talking about like these specific holes in. You bitch don't know who we're talking about. We got to describe you.

Come on. We got to describe you. You know who you are. But you know, they always come to comedians. I can't believe you said, bitch, it's 56 times. Yeah, they do that. Three more left. We ran out of time, bitch.

It was three more. They call us niggas straight punks. But every time I say. But she call you a punk. It's time to go or do something. But when I say bitch, I ain't always talking about a female bitch. I'm just talking about the female period. I'm just talking about a bitch.

Yeah. I don't think bitch is genderless to me. Thank you. Because I walk in with this bitch. What's a smoo-smoking? You're starting to get smart. You're starting to get smart. I've been smart.

But no, I believe that too. I'll say, look, bitch, this and this. It don't mean that it says that my mind, depends on what you say to me. Exactly. Bitch might be in front of it for an answer. And it ain't always malicious Are you trying to do celebratory bitches If you got to go in front of you

Two women in front of you And they got on the African shit They got the turban They got this shit And you call them a bitch Because that ain't got nothing to do With what they're doing It's not anything but the way I'm just saying

Two women You know who the bitch is The one that don't like me Okay, what if she don't like I'm scared to come Man, I'm talking you, man So you're telling me I don't have a chance? You got a chance.

You got a chance. That's easy right there. Any bitch don't have a chance. Don't give you a chance. Get away from my lady. But it depends on how you say that shit. If you say it like a bitch, they'll let it ride. What's the same to the gay people?

What's the way to call you? What's the worst a woman can call you? What's the worst woman can call you? The worst thing? Yeah. Broke-ass, nigger. Broke-ass nigger. That's his respect.

That's his face me, dude. Trick-ass, nigga. The only time a woman never called me something, it was because it was a retro phrase. I felt like it didn't apply to the time. Yeah. This girl called me a weak brother. Yeah, that's how they're trying to hit.

That made me mad a more fool? You know what? They hit you with an 80s blow. Oh, bitch. Who are you talking to? They hit you with a seven. They hit you with a seven. They hit you with a 70s hook.

Now, they hit you with some of that shit, some of that shit. A tired, brother? Yeah. Some of that. Because they go on with your ass. Look at all this old tinder dick ass nigger. Tender dick. Tender dick.

Bitch. That mean you did some soft shit that even she didn't approve of. You say, they say tender dick to you, and you around people who heard it. You can't prove that your dick ain't tender. You can't prove that it. You can't prove that it ain't tender. So they're going to walk away going, just, nigger. in the dick area.

That would piss me. Okay, you're right. That would piss me. But that's old shit, though. That's some old shit, bitch, I was saying. Oh, I got me titty bitch, and she'd whip them out. Okay. That ain't ugly as after all, you know.

You know what? I miss Judge. Too early, you jumped the gun. I was going off the clothes, look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dish rag, wet old dishrag smelling, breath-smelling bitch, then she can, how my breast smell. Not like a dish rag, then you're old, you know.

Yeah, yeah. God damn. If you have, if you're hitting it back. If you have, if you're hitting it. No, I call a girl her sister name and it didn't work. Yeah, see. We stopped automatically. I'm like, damn, what's just saying?

You look like her. God damn, I had to pause it after 20 minutes. Dick was gone, but down by then. She said, let's go. I said, I need to start over. Rub yourself. Let me put it back up. You can't be mad and stay hard.

I don't get who you are. I don't get fuck. You just got a prison. You can do that. You just got out of prison. It takes too much blood. It takes... It takes...

It takes too much blood. There ain't no way you can stay hard and pissed off. You got to stay calm. You got to stay calm. He'll do that shit, too. Yeah, whatever. We want to leave. What do you want to keep going?

You're a cool. You're a smooth, Nick. But a week... Because you can't be mad and still be jacking them. Hey, bitch, come on now. Come on. Then you look like a... psycho. No, that nigga got a problem. Any

nigga that's mad and beat his dick without that's a different type of beating. If he's trying to hurt himself. What kind of mood you are in? What kind of mood you in? That's the type of nigga being the seal. All right, hey, all right. Now, the seal? Yeah, I don't get it.

You're going to hurt you some. What kind of mood could you being angry? What's you thinking about? I don't know. Something that you're mad at but to please you? You picture. You jack your dick way. You picture. Eating that bitch in the head with a branch. You go, yeah, that's making me feel them.

That type of nigga give a fuck about nothing. Let me see them tinnis. Man, I ain't like that. I don't get a fuck about that. Somebody's going to tell me some tithiness. That nigga, bro. That's the nigger walking around with his shirt off in prison. I'm fucking something like.

Hey, man, who are you talking to? Y'all heard what I said. Nigger. All I know. And before I go to bed, I'm fucking something. If I'm playing dominoes with a goose. Hey, man, that nigga got titty-fucked in prison. If I'm in prison playing dominoes.

Who are you talking to you? If I'm in prison playing dominoes. No matter. Somebody said, who I'm talking to? Who I'm talking to? I'm losing. And I said, you got 20. No, I don't.

No, no. I'm turning that bitch around. I slap that bitch around. I'm losing, nigger. Bitch, that's the two. That's a tooth. You don't want to import? No.

No, no, no, no. That's funny as fuck. God damn. You stupid. She said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. We in here, bro. You're funny as hell, man. You've been one of them dogs, man. So, nigger, let me tell you this. The same, I'm telling you about the same nigger. My boy. Don't start.

Okay, look, they told me this story, right? And he was asking my advice about it. He was living in L.A. The girl was living in Seattle. She was come back and forth to visit him. She had a little money. We were struggling in comics. You know what I'm saying?

So one day, she told him, she came out for the weekend, she told him, hey, I got to let you know about me. First, she gave him a car, because he didn't have a car. She had a couple cars, kept money in his pocket. She told him that she's a call girl. She a call girl? After being together with her, like, four months, five months. She was in love with him. But she's tricking off, though.

She felt like she got to tell her because she's a love with him. Yeah. And he was in love with her. And she said, I'm a car girl. And he was, like, staring at a footman. He said, ain't know what to take. Like, all he said, you know, you say somebody said, I'm a call girl.

All you feel like, you're looking at her, but all you see is niggas hit in this shit and then see, ah, ah, then they go back to her. Yeah, he got a free-ass, man. It's like a movie and shit, right? Free-ass man, you can't be thinking like that. So then he said, stay the focus on the game. He said, hey, okay, let's talk about this this weekend.

Let's spend this weekend together. He said, no, I can't. I got to go somewhere just rich nigger. And for the weekend, but I see you Sunday night. And he can stay at her career. And then we'll go and go off somewhere, take a trip. and talk about this situation. Now, when she gets back, are you there?

I mean, are you, can you fuck with someone like that that fuck for a living? Yeah. How broken by it? No, I mean, I can't. I could. See, that's what niggas are always talking to this pimp shit. Everybody's a pimp until you got to have a hoe. Nigger, I can't have a hoe.

You got to be able to look at life on the brides. If your girl a hoe, that make you a pimp. Okay. No. Now I know where the money's coming from. I know about how much to ask for. Now I can start coaching them. Don't be gone all weekend with no rich nigga

and come back with $700. This is what you're doing? You're like a movie, nigga. You used to hoeing by yourself. Now you got a, you got a nigga at home to take care of. And that rich nigga got to understand that. Did you forget the whole thing? You got feelings for this bitch.

Yes, I do. And that's why I'm not. I'm not fun of a half way out here owing ragley. She was raggedly hoaring before me. So what you're going to say? Wait, man, you're saying regularly or raggedy? She was raggedy hoeing. Oh, raggedy.

She out here staying going all weekend for $750 and shit. No, now you got a nigga at home. You got to be bringing home $1,000, $1,000 at least. Look at this. She come in the door, baby, how old job? Fuck, my jaws, two niggins went in my throat, jaws. Dick this big. My shit hurting.

Hand me some lintment. See? What you heard is... My ass on fire. Because they was going hammering and your girl. That's what you heard as her boyfriend. When she comes here and say,

oh, they put your girl through it. They put the girl through it. I'm going to take tomorrow off. Come on, you want to fuck? Now, see, you listening. You're listening as her boyfriend. You're about to that. That's her pimp.

That's a pimp now. This nigger, change. My nigger's not a pimp. I heard that you made about 3,500 off this weekend. That's it! You said it with three-ups, nigger. You heard, that's it? That's it, 35-100?

This weekend, bitch, did you take two days off? Nigger, last week you were... What? 3,500, it must be 35 per day. Per per nut. No. Oh, so you're just a buffet. Y'all niggas ain't...

You just a buffet. All you can pay. All you can pay. Y'all niggas ain't pimper. No, I ain't. I ain't say he was a pimp. He was a comedian that was homeless. But you didn't think I just said.

That's just like winning the lottery. Okay, I'm a comedian. I got feelings for my wife. This bitch ain't hugging no nigga at a wedding. That's your wife, though. I ain't jealous. You, it's just said, hey, baby, look, a nigger want to give us a hundred grand right now.

He wants me to fuck him for a hundred grand. If I love you, no, bitch. We're living off this gig I'm about to do. With no dick in you. But if you're gonna say, you know what, you can do that. Let's find some more people. Let me take you out of that bracket.

Now you're going to ho. You got the rest of your life to fuck this woman. You're going to miss that one little piece of pleasant. So you're going to say, go get it. If you, you don't understand the preference of how we said this. I'm not going to say, go get it. Hold on. I'm going to say, get the money first.

Wait a minute. I'm going to go back. Get the money first. Because we both stupid. If you try to fuck a big one. You went, what you mean he didn't pay the money? He joked out the window. What you mean?

I'm telling you right now. I'm going back. If you didn't have a weed or one way in that hoodie, you agree with me. You first started off saying that this was a broke-ass comedian. I didn't say broke. You did. She makes way more money to help. I said, we weren't making that much money.

We weren't making that much the bitch making. All right. She fucking. He wasn't making that much money. She didn't gave this nigga car. And he said she kept some money in his pocket. Right. You mean to tell me as a nigger that was just doing all right.

Now, you got a woman taking care of here. Okay, let me ask you. Let me ask you. Would it been better if she'd say what she'd do right up front and he agreed to it? That's different. But you got, hey, he came in, like you said, with your story. He came in the game, lovey-dovey thinking this is a bitch he can fuck with. And these things is lovely-dovey-d-in-well.

Yeah. And she ain't tell the niggies. So you're getting hit with all this. So you're doing the shit with what you know. You're his therapist right now. What would you say? I'm going his shoes. You're looking at this shit with hindsight.

Yes. This nigga looking at the shit deer in head like, he devastated. This bit about to meet his mama. Loos look at him with pinched. I'm looking at it through my pimp glass. Yeah, yeah. That's how I'm looking at this bitch through tears. Don't listen to the way of it.

This nigga on the, this nigga on the, look at this. Yeah, yeah. No. Yeah. Every nigga ain't here. I get it. When you could tell when a chick you'll do anything for, you're ready to settle down with her.

You think in your head and your heart. If she says some shit like that to you, you're out, nigger. Ain't no fucking way you can stay with that. When you broke, settling down, she'd be. Settling down should be the last goddamn thing with your mind. You'll try to tell yourself what he's saying. Look at all these kids getting off the bus with school, with lunch money in their park.

I'll rob them niggas for I let this bitch be with me and get deck. I'll rob, give me all these motherfuckers. Give me his motherfucker. lunch. It's in your pocket. I'll brush your braces out your mouth and you get to me the fucking Spell of me with an ass, niggins. So when you get locked up

for all these robberies, she don't have to fuck that nigga in the way to get you out. Hey. The fuck. Now see me and bail money. You put it in a band, mate. I'm going to jail for me. These are niggas. Yes. Some niggas, these niggins are the day.

They're a boy in that shit. That's feldon and their salt. Times 20. Your bun is 80. thousand cats. So now she got to call that nigga with that onion anyway. You'll stay with her. Yeah. I'm just not about to be in love.

No, I wouldn't. I would probably milk the situation before I get out of it. To make my exit. I back up. I'm back about it emotionally to I go, hey, well, let's just share a place. And you do what you do and I do what I do. You ain't even stable enough to do that. This woman that bought you a car and putting money in your

pocket. That bitch had one of her car. You don't get to negotiate when you, her son. That is a lot of power to give a bitch. You are my son. The bitch buying you shit and she fucking off and you know what she do now? You don't know what she do. No, no, okay, but I'm saying. I ain't staying there if I know what she do.

After you find out, that's even worse. I ain't going to be this bitch's husband. Yes, you are. I mean, I ain't going to be this bitch's wife. Somebody will. I ain't going to be this bitch's wife. And that bitch fucking making money coming by me shit, feed me and shit. And the last three months been funny and a lot better.

You're like a lot better if dinner was ready, man. What the fuck is you that door? No, nigger. I'm not shaking my dick in this bitch. All I hear is, who, who, who. You don't get to make dinner requests when she's paying out of the bill. You eat whatever's in there. It's embarrassing to fuck what I'm going to. She breaks your leftovers from the nigga, how she was going to say, before you put your dick in, let me put this in with it.

Because that's how I do it at work. That that's how I do it at work. You got to pay what you got. You got paid the $26. Hey, I got the end call. You got to, you got to leave what she got to go. Yeah. No, she can't fuck in the house.

Oh, okay, you got to have a house. Well, I guess she could. She paid the bill. This is my office. This is my office. She comes to a comedy show with clients. You're laughing like, isn't that what that's what you're wearing? Hey, no.

Yeah, long as she leave me. I know, niggins me. I know niggas do that, though. They're pimper. They go, fuck it. Let's do it, best. Make that money for us. I couldn't do it.

That changed the dynamic. I'm going to be able to. Not the least that I cared about a love. You really got to not like women and hate them a little bit to help. You got to, yeah, no. That's what they say. No, I ain't doing it. You got to hate women just a little bit to.

So you tell me, you are struggling artists out here. You got a little piece of shit car. Mm-hmm. You break a need in barely. Mm-hmm. You meet this nice lady. clearly before you knew she was selling pussy you was about to be with her

she was looking for a relationship it's a lot to look at bro I know was she selling the pussy is he on the website or she on the street that's what I'm saying that's different do cash out I don't know she's talking about

no like she ain't a prostitutes standing on the corner of the corner no that's what I'm saying you're saying rich niggas is flying out this is high end pussy yeah yeah That changed it a little bit. That changed everything.

Your bitch is out here on the strove. You're a comedian. That's... She's standing outside selling pussy. Yeah, stop fucking with her. But what if she says, I'm like, I got this guy, got his own jet? What if she said I got a guy that got a jet?

What did you meet her? She was just at the 7-Eleven. No, me. I got a guy that got a jet, and he wanted to fly me to Puerto Rico and spend a weekend with her. You want to go? Well, she said that to you.

That's what she said. Is she going to get fucked? You want to go? If she said this nigga got a jet. And I know that she, does she... That's what she's going for, nigga. Keep in mind. Oh, it's hypothetical.

And she's going to hide you in the road? This is hypothetical. I'm saying if she said... I'm saying, though, if she's a prostitute that, like, stand outside selling it, it's going to be way too many red flags that let you know she do that. I'm not, no. She ain't going to be able to hide that very long. No, no.

How are your feet so dirty? Yeah. I was cleaning out the closet and I found $31,000 in the water. I'm about to go to the store. You bitch come up with a whole different outfit on. Why your feet so hard on the bottom?

And your hair all fucked up. Yeah. Jay win, play me some penning, man. Or some mac. You got some maggie. When did you start wearing brute? That's cologne, bitch. It's smelled like all nicks.

Smell like burnt milk. So, I can't believe. a hypothetical prostitute caused all that hysteria. Yeah, man. That's what happened, man. I can see that, though. They want to be with the movie,

where the nigger fell in love with the prostitute, pretty woman. Oh, yeah, yeah. That bitch was a prostitute, and that big fell in love and swept off their feet. So I'm sure, deep down, every prostitute think it's going to be a nigga. This thing had the power, though.

That was a fair tale. Right. That's what I'm saying. It's really just Cinderella, if you think about it. Yeah, it is. Cinderella didn't get away no pussy. Yeah, she did, but that's the little kids version. They can't say that.

Yeah. That's why she lost the shoe? Because I thought the bitch had to run up out of there before it was time to give him the pussy. She was adopted anyway. She had sisters. She was bad. Her sisters was terrible.

How the fuck she went to the ball, right? At Cinderella, and her sisters was there. And they didn't even recognize her. They hated her that much. They ain't never seen Cinderella with her hair done. They had that bitch as a bullshit So much that they didn't even Yeah

Yeah that bitch was adopted They ain't like that bitch from them Oh we're on Cinderella, nigga This is... No, we're just saying that's... I'm like, I'm saying this. That's what, uh... I got me thinking about Cinderella now.

No, man. You won the month, we got you in here, man. All right, man, that thing's time for me to say it. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South show I'm old, man. Yeah. Yeah. The most magnificent, spectacular, glamorous, enumerous, elusive, innovative, creative, radical, ridiculous.

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Are you picking up What he putting down Nick? Are you picking up What are you putting down It's in the grocery bag Woo. There's money.

There's money here. Because the first step is you got to believe it. Woo. Because if you can conceive it and believe it, the mind can't achieve it. Did you feel it? Did you feel it? It happened in your mind, fucking. Hey.

Yes, Lord. Raise boom, boom, room. It happened to your behind lad. Whoa. Couldn't lift that part out. Anyway. No, I wouldn't think about it like that. See, that's what you got to do.

We're trying to get this show on cable. So you don't have to pause. Mm-hmm. Your mind playing tricks are. If a dick popped in your head, when I said that, that's something you need to look at. Hey, first of all, I'm about to kick you off the show because don't ever put a dick in my mind.

You did. Don't even associate me. Let me cut you off. Yeah, don't associate me with no kind of motherfucker. Strange activity. You're in disrespecting my hospitality. Stop playing it. And you ain't got a power.

Hey. You freak it in a nigga who discovered what milk. was. Because what the fuck was he doing? What the baby cows? Baby cows

got to say so they're just going to walk around with these big ass tinnies out in front of me with eight nipples on it?

All right. They say, these cows bleed. They bleed. Hey, man, we got a very special guest at all my

show with us Come on. A professional shit talker. Come on. One of the coldest niggas to ever do comedy. I ain't even giving you no long introduction. Come on. My man, Tony Roberts.

Come on. Thank you. Hey, one of the funnies, man. One of the funniest. Uh. Tony, what's up? That's how you shoot them jokes, bro. How are you living?

I'm glad to hair you this, bro. Real. I've seen this talk a thousand times. They ain't been on here. Man. You have a blanket, man. That's all I got right there. This is all I got right there.

You got to come to do, man. There you go. That's it. That's all you can do. Let's do what it is. Let's do what it is, down. Let's do what it is, nigga. What's fucking had to stay?

I sell dime bags, digger. Let's just do what it is, nigga. There you don't. You don't even know how much where you go. Man, with a bimmy with a brim do sell dime bag. Nigger Bainee got a brim. That's just, that niggins. That's all they got.

Hey, man. In the summer, nigga. Yeah, that nigger sell. I'm scared this fuck. Hey, buddy. What's y'all been doing, man? We've been working like hell. I know, man.

See, I'm like that. You do too, though. I work every week. You do too. Every week. I ain't get it till I seen you. You did that Skank Fest. I'm doing that time.

Left did a show, came back, and hit that big. I got to do the same thing this year. It's in Louisiana this year. You're talking about real, we're all white people? Nigel went from Vegas. I'm talking about. God damn, that Skain Fest, the motherfucker, dude. That shit crazy.

The ball, the better. I felt like to get baptized after one show. I'm going to hell. I can't believe y'all let some shit call skank fish. Yeah, nigga. Was it any skanks then? Yeah, nigga.

Oh, a legion of them. That's a legion of skank shit, yeah. It looked like the bottom feet of white people. They go in there ready to go. They just look at, and why be you don't laugh hard? They look at you going to, ha, ha, ha, ha. They got a lot of, you ever been to those stores in the mall that sell the spike bracelet?

Oh, that shit. And the t-shirts. My son, he played a good shot. He go there. He come back with... Everybody did that shit. Kind of looked like they worked there. They worked there.

Hot topic and shit That kind of shit Yeah, yeah, yeah But more Like they smoke a weed Like a motherfucker They don't want everything And there's a lot

Standing room It's only a couple of seats They want you to stand up They got shows The whole goddamn time It'd be a show going on here A show going on here And you go three days in a row

And you have maybe four shows a day And get your times You're walking this little place You're about this big You're there doing comedy You leave Go do something for an hour And you're in another place

It's bigger Another place smaller than this You're like, God damn, these are the West Coast. And I don't know where you had to fly, but I was like, damn, he did the shit, he leaves the head coming back. I was like. You liked it. You liked it.

He ain't know you was going to be there the whole weekend. He wanted to just come back and dress like them. With the spikes and shit, the big boots and the big boots. He came to do something and they dance and shit like this. They wear their fucking, this bottom look, be black as fuck. And that's your husband. You fucking what you're doing. With the sad clown.

But they be cool, bro. When they fuck with you, they fuck with you. I'm doing my regular shit. I do like 10 minutes. You don't do no more 8 to 10 minutes, man. East show. Nigger, so many white people running to me, taking pictures with me.

Can we get a picture, man? You're fucking hilarious. But they don't laugh like we do. They just, they laugh at their side. They own drugs. Some of the shows. You're right. Yeah.

But then also, sometimes they got a different, like. They get a different take on human. It's almost like they, they try. They're trying to act like they don't understand, but you do. You know what I'm saying? Like, they brain beat. But they didn't live that way. They didn't grow up that way.

So you talk about shit and how you're dealing with life. Nah, they don't go that way. You got to go with basic, hard, sex jokes. Everybody fuck alike. Not really. Well. You're stupid. You know, well, that's what goes.

I had to, you know, Dave Attell. Yeah. Nigel, he picked me the best of the best. The last show of the weekend was six. comments. I was one of them. Best of the best. I'm only nigga, the whole builder. Damn. And it was, I was only nigger, one other black girl, but I was only

two black people in the whole festival. Yeah. I tried to avoid situations like that. Yeah, that shit was kind of, it was all right. Because I feel like moving forward and how I'm going to end up being the only niggins somewhere. I can't do that. I don't, I don't want to win nothing. That one, what did you call?

What you? Scank fans, it was more black people there. Yeah, it was about four. Oh. No. I'm so good a name, the lesbian chick, the actress. Damn. Well, I'm talking about it. She did Tom Brady's roles.

Like you said, she's a lesbian, like Sam Jay. Sam Jay, yeah, yeah. She said, Tony Robber! Yeah. I think I met her once. I don't remember meeting her. She got her name out. Yeah.

She was funny as fuck. She'll be. But you're not going to wrong with white people. They don't have no filter. They want it wrong. That's why I skank. It isn't like it's white people fest or Caucasian fest. It's skank fest, nigger.

They want it real raw. Whoa. No condom, no grease. Straight meat. Meat. It's skank for a reason, nigger. Not the meat to meat. That's probably the best promo for the skank.

They come in that bitch of sores in their lips. Oh, whoa. I don't want to go. They want it that raw. I don't want to go. Oh, shit. Like it hurt at the scap or something off. That's how Roddy one. They got like this.

They get the shots for it. They ain't going to invite you back, man. They ain't going to invite you back. She said, Johnny. The kids didn't come home last night. Along the Central Texas planes, teens are dying. that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders.

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I got on his podcast a few times. I'm going to dress just like this. He goes to requesting me. So if you see me out there and I'm dressed just like them with the big-ass jeans, wallet chain, all that. You got to have overalls. I am. And the picture of your cousin in your wallet.

You know how to do it? Yeah, I'm a hill busy, digger. Yeah, that's a crazy environment, nigga. That's real white people. They love hard comedy, nigger.

You've been going crazy. I go hard as I can. Yeah, man, Tony been doing comedy since the late 1800. He's crazy if I did that. He definitely, we all was in 1900.

Tony Routle. Nick, I've been doing comedy 30 years. Damn, man, you was on the old comedy. Yeah, I was, I was, what? First year on Comedy View.

The Comedy View was going on three years before I got on, three or four years. What was your first year? You did it. 93. Yeah, with a little flat top. 93, I did it. Six months before that, I popped my Achilles. Two months before that, I put my shooting basketball, hit my Achilles.

I went on my first time on TV, Comedy View. I'm in a cast on my foot and two crutches. I can't move around like I want to. You know how I get down there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm an actor on that bitch. I'm flicking tears.

Not me. I'm in there at one spot. Later that year, they had a war ceremony. They never did it but one year. I won the Robert Harris Award. Robert Harris Award for the most original comic of the year with a cast of my mother. Nigger, that was hard as shit.

My mom was then, right now. Robert Harris won the first, like, comedians. I seen my parents, let me watch this person. That's one of my go-toes, nigga. Yeah. The crazy part, they didn't even know if it was for real. They thought, man, that nigga, with the cast. Now that, that's a dude.

They didn't want to be wearing their Cair 30 years. This nigga was hurt. Man, what after you're up? Hey, hey, it was a sympathy award. They felt sorry for me. I'm getting fucked. My mama don't know that. Yeah, my baby Cats on this lady.

My baby, good. I was, that was a. Hey, where the Caz's at? I was disabled veteran, ma'am. 93? I got the war to 94, got death jam, 95, left Detroit. I ain't been back since. How long you was doing, Kevin?

when you hit Comic View. That was your first TV? Yeah, the first TV. You know when you were in a group of comics, y'all working out together and shit? That was the first one to get TV. Damn. I just gonna get it.

But how long you've been doing comedy then? Before then? Yeah. Two years? Three years. So you jumped out rolling. Yeah, I just got. Yeah.

Because I always had one-liners, niggas. I was... But your one-liners don't be... I don't be laughing. I'm gonna be fucking. They don't be feeling like one-liners. You know what I'm saying? Like, but they are.

But it's how, it's stories and that's how you hit them bitches so fast. Like, that shit, I fuck with it. One of my favorite shit you see, I've seen you a bunch of times, but one of my favorite shit you said, you said you had to fire your security. That shit had me goddamn die.

That nigga got knocked out. And then they came back to work. I said, you quit. He said, when I quit, when you're back at the ground, that was your resignation. I want you to meet Johnny right here. This is your, this is your complaint.

The thing I quit. When you get knocked out, You can't work here no more. Damn. Go ahead till your last day. Yeah, that was the old shit there. Yeah, I remember that shit, bro. But you had a bunch of crazy shit.

That's just one. I did six, seven seasons of Comic View. God damn. Let me tell you. The last comedy view they did was in New Orleans. And that was two weeks before Katrina, right? And I did this joke. I never forget this shit.

I did this joke. I said, hey, from Detroit. What's up? Anybody from Detroit? I'm like, Detroit, no. I said, Homer. Pioneer Rosa Parks They were like

I said yeah She's getting old now I met her She's writing a book called What Bus? See how y'all laughing That's how I was Niggas was laughing

You know I'm laughing They laugh So nigga Two years Katrina hit And then A month after that

She passed away And they ain't even Aided yet I said Well they edit everything They look at everything Yeah yeah I said they're gonna see that

And then they're going to see that and then they're going to take it out because my rest of my set was dope. Right, right, right. That was the first thing they aired. Damn. Man, I got about 100 calls from the niggas. My mama called me 40 times.

You ain't shit! How you disrespect her? She was alive. She hadn't heard and she would have laughed. I keep telling her, but my mama's crazy shit, now. That's right. My sister's calling me. I can't believe that.

They're crazy to see. Like, you killed her. Yeah, man, I was like, I suffocated her. That's like I let her watch the show and did this and shit. Nigel, no, she's still a pioneer. That's what I say. No, nigga, we've been to stories, digger. I've been to some hard-ass shows, figure.

Where? I had a show in Flint, Michigan. That's the harder. That's what Jenny from. That's harder than Detroit, nigga. Is it? What? They only have roofs.

A lot of, you know. They're going to have Ruth on the house. They're too hard, nigga. I had a show at the bar. New Year's Super Bowl Sunday. They want me to do the halftime, me and my boy, Melman,

get in the car, is snoring this shit. I don't know if you're off on the start. You know about Black Ice. You can't even see this. All of a sudden, the car stopped doing this. And we're in a complete circle. Cars is flying fast,

we ain't getting hit. We're screaming. That thing's, don't get me out of shit. That was, we got to get out of here. Like, huh? So, nigga, I got a gig. Fuck, that's it. We were on the side.

Going slow as shit. This is how late we was, nigga. The Super was over. We get in there, these niggas fuck out. They ain't drunk and shit. They didn't say, oh, shit,

the community here. I said, though, we don't have to do that because I'm nervous as fuck. These are the same thing ready. That nigga had three security guards and this nigga shoving drunk niggas out the way

to get a little space for me on the floor so I can do my comedy. I said, no, leave me alone. Man? Niggas, fuck I know. Come in here, bitch, niggas, get the fuck. They was like, I was like, God, you piss them off?

They're drunk. They're pushing them. Niggas, soon I got on saying, what's up. They was like, fuck that. Nigel, fuck you. Fuck you. I said, I was snapping on one nigga. And he's so drunk, it wasn't even affecting this thing.

Right? Noggin, just what I'm about to just give up. Somebody got into a fight, and all of a sudden, it's a big fight. I'm like, yeah, I stood up on the chair and near ready to fight. For the rest of my time. Got my money. the fuck out of that, if I had to go off that mic,

I wouldn't get paid. Yeah. That fight, look at God. They can stay on that bitch. Yeah, yeah. God said, let him punch him. Yeah, yeah. They went into a bra,

and it was like six people's in a bra, and I'm written there and look at him. Beat her up, hit her, watch out, the duck. And everybody was laughing while he was watching the fight. My man said, man, you're a genius, man. And he gave me like some of my, most of my money. Most of my money. You would think comedy shows would be safe, man.

That's always a fucking fight. It's always a nigger. But you're in some shit where they ain't moving niggas. That's different. When you be in some shit where they let niggins fight. Yeah. Most shit, they try to get a nigga outside or break those. Before I notice, a nigger don't like where his

girl laughing at you. I said a nigga right in front. That girl was rocking. I'm rocking up the crowd. He's looking at her like this. The whole time. I'm like, this ain't going to be good. I hope him's blaming on me. I don't like to get those shit like that. And comedy's supposed to be fun, nigga. Don't you like to hate that shit?

Because if she's laughing on the way home and keep on finger me? That don't mean she gonna fuck me. He gonna punch this bitch and face. I didn't see plenty of people break up or get left at the club for some shit like that. Some shit like that, right? The crazy part is once, it like if you, you know when you go up and you're headlining like the club, you're closing out the show or whatever. And then she yelled out some shit to let you know she don't like this nigga for real. Like that's your man.

He got a baby! You know some shit that you'll make the whole rest of this shit Aw shit shit. They'll leave and leave that bitch right. Can you got to be? You stupid. That's funny, nigga.

That'd be the last time I see that. But you know what I was that? When you think somebody in a couple, you ask him some shit, She says some shit that's going to let you know she does not fuck with him like that. Now, I ask him, well, says, that's your wife? She goes, hell, no. He asked me to marry him. Like, damn, how are y'all been to guy?

Ten years. And this thing, I'm like, let me let this go. He's like, oh, he won't a saw. Baby, come on now. Come on, now. Go on now. I was a proposal right there. Somebody said that.

My woman said that to me. I wasn't married for 10 years. I got to ask her to marry me right at the club. And everybody be on your side. Wait a minute. Yeah, you got to do that thing. You got to leave. That's a crazy ride at home, ain't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know you felt like that. I didn't know you, I thought you wanted to get married, married. He didn't get me no ring and nothing. Pits these shit's expensive. We ate cereal together. They didn't buy a ring. He got a cereal with you.

Oh, man. I think I'm broke. What if your wife show up to the way and drunk than a motherfucker? Drunk as fuck. Wait a minute. The one you're about to marry? Yeah.

And she's drunk as fuck? She's drunk. Sloppy drunk. She's been up all night, drinking herself into marrying your way. I'll marry her. We'll stand her up and I'll fuck somebody else. Because why mess up my plan?

I got plans to have sex. She won't mind. That's hilarious. You're stupid. You got to, you just go have some money. Everybody wants you. Everybody want the groom. Everybody wants the groom.

You say anybody that grew up. But you fuck with the pants out, but the tuxedo's still on up here. You look in the mirror. You still look like, you're sharp as shit. You got to, that's, that's intelligent fucking. You look, you're like James Bond. James Bond Jenkins. You're black.

You're James Bond Jenkins. Hey, man. drunk as fuck. She's drunk. She's settling for you. Staggering drunk or? Hey, she had to be drunk. That's wild, though.

You can't be no drunk, bitch, walking down the aisle. That's, you can't even hide that there. No. No, it ain't even, she ain't even trying to hide it. And her sponsor is there. She clearly fucked it. Who let her do this? She ain't got no friends.

Yeah. She's been, 10 years. Her sponsor there. Yeah. This bitch, no. You know what? You got to calm it off. You can't go through with it.

I wouldn't leave her, though. I just go, look, we got to talk. We got to, what the fuck? Yeah, 10 years clean. What do you look for a lot? You didn't gave her a drinking problem or shit. I'm just saying. She got one.

She got one. If she show up to her wed and drunk, the bitch got to have a drinking problem, nigga. That's, that's, come on, man. I can't believe I'm high. You ain't even high, niggas. You ain't smoked nothing. I can't feel nothing. I'm saying, my listen to like this microphone, Nick.

Give me water, bro. Give me water, nigga. Come back to reality, bro. Okay. Damn, if I ate some carpet, my shit. Right here, like a hoodie, like the inside of the hoodie. That cotton is in here. Yes Lord.

That's Lord. You're stupid. God damn. They got those snacks? What a snack there? What are these? These cigars? They give them some of yeah, the bluts.

Don't eat them. Black-ass cigars? Black-ass? Black-wood. Hey, man, somebody grab them for them. They don't smoke. We're in 25 years. If there's something, the kids to grab them.

With my bag, a snack or two. Give me a candy necklace or something. Why didn't make those for them? Yes, Lord. You don't have two candy necklaces in a ring. In the ring? I take that. This nigger is stupid, man.

Who the fuck asked for a candy necklace? Y'all ain't got no candy necklace around this motherfucker? Testing, testing, testing. Testing. thing. It's a candy on the way. PA person. Peat out.

Yeah, we'll get you. We'll get you some snake. We got all that. It ain't gonna be no candy. If that didn't come with a candy necklace, I'm gonna leave. Because this nigga is a psychic. What's on the other side of this table?

Oh, look, look. That sounds dry. No, that sounds dry. No, we don't have no chips. That sound like the road. Whoever in the chip industry, get in touch with us. We want our own chips. What's on flavor?

No, if you had your own chip, what flavor would you? Plain? No, I'm a Mississippi, nigga, so it's got to be some kind of barbecue. Yeah, I'm a barbecue chip type of. A barbecue? I can't do that. Yeah. That shit come out hot. Some at the age, when I eat some hot, it's coming out hotter.

I don't know. I cried on the toilet, I asked my kid to come and throw some water on me, nigger, because I try to eat ice after it and try and run the ice. You're treating it like a beachwave. Oh, shit. Yeah, I had to eat ice on the toilet and try to make it rust in the water. And then cool off all your ass.

But that time, your shit got razor blaze. Who put your razor blades in my shit? In my shit. What is that? Yeah, that shit. You can wipe your ass after it's burning, you pat it. You absorb the shit.

You don't want to wipe, nigger. Oh, bro. This thing is. This thing is for a candid necklace. A candy necklace thing. This shit makes, bring those back. He said he told his heart to go on the water on it. Naga, I did snooos.

His compound, right? Last year? It's about maybe a little bigger than this, nigga. And he have 40 people there just in the crowd. He and his wife in the back at the VIP. And in every fucking corner, they got somebody at a table with a shitload of candy and cupcakes and juices and shit. There's everybody high.

It's crazy. Man, what you brought? That's what I'm talking about? That nigga bro's a banana pudding. What is that? Let me tell you some young man from... Man, we ain't never had that shit. What did you say?

What's the fuck is that? What's the fuck is? Nick. No, we remember we plugged in with the banana puttip. You on the Christmas list, nigga. No. That nigga, oh, Mick. God damn.

You got a... I don't know what your name is, but it started with... His name, Najee. Naji, I could tell, you got that. That's fucked up, man. I like that. I like that.

But that nigga pure. That nigga, Aborigines. What you're rapping? No, tell him what your ethnic, what your, he's Ghanaian. I know. Guy in these. Yeah. The cypherns.

It's still right here. That's just rough. That nigga looked Tasmanian, don't. Yeah. If your head was like this, you're like Teddy Pendergras or something. Or the coach for the Steelers. The nigga looks like Dr. Umar. Man, I appreciate you, brother.

Hey, Najee. You on a goddamn Christmas list. Noggi, do look like he'll lead a bunch of children in the battle. Yeah. We died for love Cut your neck I'm sorry I had this

bitch you like I got her You're gonna take her with him He get the straw in the dark Hey man make sure you go hit my dog on social media Mr. Banana Pudding Man Mr. Banana Pudding Man Yeah Mr. Banana Pudding Man

I don't know if I'm saying that dick phone name in my phone. There it go right there, though. Like that. That's amazing, though. Mr. Banana Pudding, man. I don't know if that should be. Now, put that down.

If you were shitty like you said you will, don't eat that. You know, I don't do that. Just stay in your phone. Yeah. It looked good. It looks like good. It looks like Pelt the Bidsmore. Yeah.

If you were shit like you said, don't do anything. No. You don't have to have somebody splash some water on you. I can do it up a now pudding. Come on, man. I'm into the wafers with banana pudding. And I ain't never had no pink banana pudding. Hey, man, I like, though.

There's strawberry banana pudding. Oh, I thought Pecta Bismol banana pudding. No. I heard of that, though. Somebody else told me about that. Yeah. What's in? It's strawberry, though.

It's strawberry banana pudding. Yeah. I just like banana. It's banana pudding with a hint. A strawberry. A hint. A hint. Mm.

Yeah, you have from here. You had to eat some chips. Yeah, I need some salt, man. Some sugar. But that, I can't do the banana I ain't mean to get you high, though. I don't like that color. I didn't mean to get you out.

You was about to eat one in the backwoods. You was looking at the boxes. You were just hungry. We got you. You ain't eating nothing? I thought we got you. Y'all ain't had some food. Yeah, we got food back there.

You had the kitchen. We had something before you got here. Oh, but then you just got hungry. I've been in that lobby for two hours, nigger. Who told you to get here there? The motherfucker who told them they booked me. They say, yeah, get there at 7 o'clock between 7 and 7.30. It started to 10.

No, I don't. We got 730. It was just me. Where a young girl at? We were just us to it. We was only in this nigga. They were giving us food. They come speaking to us.

Like we were sweet. That's hospitality. No, but they want us to be bored. We're nobody there to talk to. But man, this, man, Sean Locker. Sean Locker, number one comedian. Shout out Sean Locker, man. Hell ya.

That nigga do call me at the DMV. He don't turn no gigs on. C12. C-12. Hey y'all, what's up? Licensing this, bitch. It's stupid. As comedians, we've got to find a way to get us some federal money.

That's a good idea. For grant? Yeah. For the arts. We should be doing some private events every year for the government. It's an art. We got to keep calling it.

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Listen to Decoding Women's Health with Dr. Elizabeth Pointer on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you're listening now. What if we was able to go do the once a year's secret show that we couldn't tell nobody about? For who? For them? No, I don't think. It's a list of people that were doing secret shows. No, it's a regular show. They're going to have somebody get in touch with you.

But like, no, no, no. Do your thing. you just can't tell nobody about the show last year we had Tony Robb Big Sean, Carlo That's a good idea Yeah man

We're doing the motherfucking Pravity Yeah man But see that's the thing We're not We bridging the gap Between the I We're bringing them both together

Both sides You know how they hate In the middle You got a laugh And if you land at it, then we can talk about it. Because what if they was like, look, look, we know you probably on for a dude, but man, I'm telling you, bro.

He ain't liked that for real, man. You got to put that shit on, though. You're going to have you with that hat. You got, Trump going to make you wear the merch. Like you said Russell Simmons, he's going to make you wear the merch. I did come in a lot of different countries, man. MAGAFEST.

Out there. Hosted by! You did basses or you did? Tony Roberts. I did the bases. All of it. I did the cities. Yeah.

A sheik found me on Instagram and flew me and my wife to Seychelles Island. It's on the other side of Africa, a thousand miles from Kenya. Okay. I never heard of the place. I was telling people I was going. They said, that's a bucket list. I felt unblack. Like I ain't know my history or some shit.

What you mean? For real. Yeah, man. Everybody was like, that's the place you want to be. It's historical. I just thought it was like Gilling Island looking like small there that's sort of flying woke me up on the I'm gonna have one weekend on never get weekends off that's like three years ago Tamara called me on the Friday say hey no Thursday hey you want to go to um abodhabi

I said yeah do a show so yeah when I got to leave they say you got to leave tomorrow I'm like what I'm talking about my wife let's go let's do this show paid me a grip like 30 grand just for like 30 minutes of comedy right but this is a We stopped in Abu Dhabi, and we're going on the Sixth Island. Get off, it was some coming to American shit. People waiting on you and, you know. Yeah.

Okay. We get there, a room, the bedroom part is bigger than this, with the sheets and all that, it's coming to American shit. I found out that he's having a swingers party because that's what he do. So, he said he needs to get through 30 minutes. I don't know if you could tell the rest of that, boy.

I don't know, but he said you can do 30 minutes. When you go out there, the nasty of the best, I got a list of stuff I'm going to say. Got some jokes, funny. He said, that nasty the jokes are better. They've been doing all kinds of sex. I went on the list. Look, niggins.

I'm on the list. It got Dick Hart, Hula Hoot, Cherry, ass, Eden. I said, what's all this shit? All those, the games they've been playing on the beach all day. And the nasty of the better. I bet all my little cute-ass jokes up. He said, whatever you do, I went in there.

It's a marble room, a little bigger than this, man. And it was beautiful. Like, you could smell the money. And it was like, it was 40, 30 people out in front of me. All the women looked like Victoria's Secret models. All the guys like David Beckham and somebody else is beautiful. This nigga, trying to tell us about the show we had that old. Nigger, let me tell you, nigga.

Let me tell you. Let me tell you this. He said, whatever you do. He said, whatever you do, right? Right? And the sheik was right across from me with a sheer little curtain, and he had the suit on with the obi-dabi shit, like the curtains or whatever. Yeah. He had like him and two other guys about six bitches.

He said, whatever you do, the guy who, in backstage with me, whatever you do, don't interact with them, don't touch nobody, just do your jokes, and boom, 30 minutes, and get out there. Okay, cool. I'll come out there, boom. All right, who's sucking dick in this bed? They were like, ah, I'm down hard with y'all. Come on, bitch, and all this.

All my fuck jokes and everything. And then I was like, damn, took my jacket. That was hot there. They was like, take it off, take it up. Two of the bitches came off state and pulled me off there. I'm in the audience, nigger. Now I got women and men around me. They were like, take it up.

Where is your wife, bro? No, she had the room. She didn't want to come. She back, look, with the best with the fruit. She had a lady gave her a massage. She in the room just living in life. Getting bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the girls was on me, the guys come on the end, and they took my shirt out and my tank top on them. I'm like, what the fuck is that? And I look at the sheet. What is it going on? What is it going on? I'm looking at the sheet. He's doing this.

I said, look, I know I know I'm supposed to be out here, right? I said, I'm like, don't cut my head off. Dude, it ain't me. They said, he said, go, go, go. Now, for a nigger, they got around me. I'm starting to doing this shit now. I felt men and women rubbing on me. I'm like, fuck it.

Right. Nigger. The guy that put me, the guy that booked me out there and lost his mind. Ran out there, pushed him out of the way, put me back on stage, got my jacket, and pushed me in the back. I said, I told you, I said, them, I said, them bitch is pulled me. What I'm going to do? Push them, get away from him? I mean, I couldn't.

I mean, it was. So I went back to the room. the cheek though you keep going the cheek like do it do it I'm like I'm like this dinkas and women molest me because this thing is saying something but the niggins and women that niggas can do this

I'm gonna cut my head off they'll cut my head on me oh so you just were feeling head I'm like God I felt I know some of me and hair with a thumb under my eye I'm like don't know no

the niz try to pick you up Damn, Tony, you let him get you for the 30? For the 30? For the 30? For the 30? So everybody around me, root me like I won the championship. I get back on. I go back to the room 30 minutes later.

Remember the nigger on coming to America? Bought the bitch, the diamond, the real earrings. So the dude came with the guard, the police, because it was real, they had two police officers with him. The guy came in with the suit on, gave me two stacks. give me $1,500 each stack. So we had to take, we only get $10,000 to go, but find out that I don't even count shit like that. We put shit in the luggage, just put shit in a backpack.

We just divide the money up, and we took it home with us the next day. But Nick, we're there for three days. We didn't have shit to do. We just on the ocean and just, they had servants, no matter what we do. Soon you walk out the fucking room, they go, what did you need? I don't even know, I just want to walk out and just

And they'll walk right next to you like I'll tell you, give me a juice They're running and go get the deal to come back I can't be rich I don't want no service It was like it was Nigger So then

They started bringing other people out They brought two people at a time Right They bought Capone for it They didn't brought me So then there got two people Guy Torrey went out there With a chick

And so he said Yeah I'm going to try this joke about the terrorist doing this and blah blah blah so they say hey don't don't whatever you do don't do shit like that it ain't so he went over there and thought he cleaned it up i'm gonna clean it up and make it unoffensive and just the fact you you're saying terrorists that's not a good joke no matter how you put it they got pissed of that nigger and flew him out of there first when you get to they tell you don't blog nothing because it's what he got going on don't blog nothing just wait until you leave and go home and you can take show your pictures and shit and they know

They know your social media and everything. But he went over there and said something about the terrorists. They ran that nigga out of there. Can't do that shit like that, nigga. When they say don't do something, don't do it. Especially over there, like you said, bro. That motherfuckers, we'll get the... Like in Nigeria.

We go to Nigeria. We did a... Oh, nigger. I went over there twice. 8,000 people in the audience. 2,000 is royalty. They got roped off. And the stage is way bigger than this building.

And the screens and shit. It's like real mega. He'd do it once a year. And he got, I'm talking about he had four comics from the, three from the U.S., from Ghana, Nigeria, and comics. Where he's from. They had motherfuckers come here. Look, they had, it goes from 7 p.m. to 3.30 in the morning.

Oh, fuck. They had 35 acts. They had dancers, rappers, rappers, singers, dancers, singers, comics, singers, comic, but it was two, it was three or four hosts, and it was, oh man, it was, I did it twice. When you went up? 1.30 in the morning. God damn. I'm 140 in the morning.

I went to did 15 minutes, like 12, 13 minutes, something like that. But I was hitting them with shit. They rolled is so bad, so terrible. This is why I got them. I said, yeah, I'm glad to be. I'm from America with it. I said, but y'all rolls. They were, like, laughing.

I said, we was in my boy's car. When we hit bumps so hard, I ended up in somebody else's car, right? Nigger, they were like, ah! And I was talking about big girls and shit. Nigger, the next day, ask my wife, I swear to you, the next day, we were walking around, because we had armed guards everywhere we go, right? We were there for like 10 days. Yeah.

We were walking around with the promoter. And everybody was like, Daddy Baba, Daddy Baba. Daddy Baba! Daddy Baba! everywhere, nigga. I'm like, like, Muhammad Ali and shit. Thaniwava, boo-bye, eh. They was like, tatt de-a-ba-da-a-va-la-ma.

Then I was like, this. I'm fucking love these shit. That's hard. And I went back again. When I went back a year or so later, it had me on the radio. And I didn't understand me like that. You know, my face was up. They remember. And that was pandemonium, nigga.

Crazy. They still fuck with you. They still fuck with you. But you got to talk slower. You got really. And they know sex. Okay. They know they streets.

They know, uh, you pretty much stick with the sex. Right. Yeah. You stick with the sex. And the big girls. Right. Mm-hmm. Sex is international.

I can see that. It's international. You could do it. Big girls are international. Everybody's going to fuck. Everybody in Africa got an ass. Every female from 14 to fucking 80. Okay

Everybody's got it When you come on here and look at her ass They don't even look at them Because there's so much You see a girl like in here Over in America She got a fat ass Look at her

They ain't like that over there They don't get my fuck about ass Because everybody got one Damn In what country is this? I would Nigeria I would

Yeah I'm over there Then we went to Abuja We flew to Abuja Just like one of the richest cities In the fucking continent man it was beautiful all the and and then this crowd was like maybe 700 800 people we did

a smaller show we all bombed because it was royal team children of royal families you know they was young people it was 20s and early 30s okay and they was the 70s with all their shit on looking at us like they don't get the fuck we're saying oh my god we are eating let's go back to nigeria let's go back over to where that one and abuja it's a it's a got oh Two-hour flight from Nigeria. Damn. I mean, it was beautiful, though. No, they just boogey over there and abushi.

Aboogie, that's funny as shit. But, nigga, we had the red carpet shit. They gave us... God damn. You never saw the towel so beautiful just when you took a shower. I mean, we weren't going no safari with the animals, anything like that.

We're there for business. We're there to do our jokes. Yeah. But they pay good. I believe. They paid it. I believe it. They got their money over there.

They got that check in there. But I never seen a concert so fucking long. And they stay the whole time. They stay engaged the whole time. There's only once a year. It was beautiful, dude. We got to go over there, man. Let's go get up some of their money.

You should go there through your podcast. They would lose their own. Yeah, they'd be asking in the comments. They were laugh. They were nigger. They would love it. For real. I'll take it on.

Me and Lance were going to Amsterdam next week, but they put you back to December. Amsterdam. Yeah, I should do that. When I lived in New York, we go to London, Amsterdam, and Germany constantly. Yeah. The promoter got sick. I had to drive on an auto barn.

We had like a sprinter van. He said, just put it to the floor. Just stay in one lane. And I was doing like 115 or some shit. And the car was just flying past me. I'm like, tell you, all right? I'm good. I'm good.

Just don't talk to me. I was like, I was nervous as fuck. Come on, you ever been on the auto bond, dude? Yeah, I had to do the same shit when I went to... You do 88. Do 90, nigg. You're gonna need you name off the way. Well, no, what, the German of the promoter had a fucking five-speed

and didn't know how to drive a stick and the bitch on the left side. Thank you. I'm driving from the passenger seat, man. Nigger, I did that before, too. Sherman Golden sitting in the American driver's seat. Me, Sherman Golden and Sean Jones. Godfell. Hey, sure a nigga driver's seat where it would be in America,

nigga. He's over there watching me dry at his motherfucking. Every time I hit my break, he hit his. Don't you got this, motherfucker? Got this, dog. Don't worry about it. Bigger, that's stupid and shit. We was doing this the whole way

while he driving. This nigga had no idea how to drive a stick. I'm like, why did you get it? What, he rented it? Man, I don't know. I thought I could just... Man, I don't know where he got this car from,

honestly. You might have been over there in a stolen car, my boy. Huh? You might have been over there on the Italian job. No. Because we was doing the run with the bases and shit.

So the dude, he was American. He just didn't know how to drive a stick. Well, nobody even fucking driving it down. He got to, he's an idiot. I drove that bitch, though. We got that. And they're mumbling on the bases, man. They're corny.

When you're in the military, they don't have no good life. Like, you don't have no, you're not down with shit. Like, they're corny as hell. They're working on the motherfucking protecting this bitch. Yeah, that's what they know. So when they come out, they got a t-shirt on like that. They got their jeans tight and a t-shirt in their pants. And they got boots on.

They go, ha-ha, they're drinking beer. They're looking at you. I see, that they're not the ones who still, they still active then. Yeah. You got to catch them when they got, when they get chilling, when they're in Germany and shit. No, these are not like this. They were corny. Mohawks.

They came from the war? Yeah. These niggas corny, nigger. Yeah, it's going to take the... I was in the military. I was never corny, nigga. I was active. my way through.

You guys kept giving me rank. I was so, such a manipulator, nigga. I had, I was sharp. I was over-ignacied. Just, I said it. It's going to be it, but I was not. Nigga, they gave me rank at the rank.

Before you knowing, nigga, I'm in charge of shit. And I won't even, oh, it's fucking off. I'm in my, they gave me a tank, two trucks, ammo. I'm like, explosives, nigga. They gave me 26 dudes. I'm like, nigger, this is way too much for me. But I was just, I was just acting like I was in

charge, fucking. It's all they want to know. Are you capable of being, yeah, I do, I do it. You were just acting like you were in charge. I was a bad motherfucker, nigga. I was a bad motherfucker. They didn't know that much of nothing, but I was a good actor. Yeah. Yeah, a nigga. A good actor. That's fun. You tricked them? Hell yeah, niggas. What were you in? Army.

Real? They gave you a tank. This he gave a take. They gave me, niggas. They gave me, nigg. That's the best goddamn ass up. That niggas... What are you? Some kind of goddamn genius! Forrest Gump!

Gump! Why don't you put that weapon to... You told me too. That's the best goddamn man ever heard of my life. That's my favorite movie, niggins, I swear to God. My little brother used to watch that movie every single day. When they go off, he'll start that bitch over, bro. Forrest Gump was on a costume move.

When I go to Bubba Gump, rest of my... Rest amount, nigga, I do the little questionnaire 100% every time, man. They be having shit on there, this should not be on that, thing. They mean you, they be named after character. They do. The Jenny, you know, they know the genie. Lieutenant Dan Crab legs and shit. Want the legs be missing?

The Crag got a prosthetic leg? The crab got a prosthetic leg. That's a real. They got bubble-cut shrimp, the shrimp we're looking like that? The shrimp is big as the lip. Shrimp, the shrimp is big as a niggins the lip. Man, that movie was so popular. They had to make their restaurant a real restaurant.

A real place. Yeah, man. They got a good burger in the motherfucker. Burger good in the motherfucker. That thing was an idiot, man. And that they got through life. He wasn't, though. He was a genius.

He was a. what do you call that we need just a change but you're still awkward is that what it is? Yeah you mean like the spectrum autism like that

yeah he was a yeah I think he was so simplified he simplified life he just to the point and it was smart

yeah yeah like he was like a goddamn mom anybody can pick a ping pong like this nigga did man he was an idiot boy's gone so you just hit the ball

But when he took that shit, that dink almost vomit. That, that nigga wasn't ready for that. If you think about it, he excelled at everything that he did. And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of break.

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Listen to Reasonably Shady from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I don't think I mean y'allzy got in football. He wouldn't even watch it. That nigga, that nigga, what if? He was looking at the fucking crowd, and they say, huh? And the nigga took off and got 200 touchdowns, Nick. Yeah. Could nobody fuck with Forrest Gun.

Only for his gun was on the Detroit Lions, niggas, fucker. We fucking. That nigga outran the truck. Remember, the truck was behind it? That truck was on his ass. And then when it cuts to the truck, that shit damned there on his heels. And when it cut back, that nigga. That nigga was the swamp was behind these things, right?

I got a theory. They did that in Assistant Principal Pants. Forrest Gump is the prequel to Sling Blade. You're talking about, no, hold on, no. There's something happened to him. I can see that. Because think about the similarities. He must have got hit by that truck.

No. Forrest Gump used to cut grass for fun. Mm-hmm. So the old dude from Slingblade. But he ain't had shit. Remember he was fucked, though? He was just eating them for his food and asked him with biscuits.

That's how he got like that. Forrest Gump? Like, what are he like? That nigga just, shit. I don't know that nigga had money at the end, though. Dr. fucking Peppers. Oh, yeah, that nigga drank that shit

until he pissed on this up, damn, man. I must have drank me 15, Dr. Pepper. That's where you get. Subconsciously, your brother watching that movie was a constant advertisement for Dr. Puppel. I always like Dr. Piper. Why we ain't got a Dr. Pember?

When you put your ass out, to the president and he laughed. Go back and watch the old Dr. Pepper commercials. You connected, nigger. They was giving niggins a chance back in the day. They had some fly-ass commercials. Dr. Pepper had some fly-ass commercial and Hines Ketchup. You're just going to leave our Sprite.

But I'm saying, like, I'm talking about. Now, niggas, for five years, nigger. And turned around. But they go to no bad neighborhoods. He was all in the mountains and the woods and the highways. They ain't having that shit, nigger. They went through conference. got to Detroit.

He said, no. And they went to Detroit with the rain caught on, the beard, nigga. They shot that nigga. He was musty, too. He was funky as shit. Man. And just going around blessing people

with good ideas, nigga. He'll go to smiley face. You know, it's another movie like that. Shit happened. What's the shit with Brad Pitt? When he was born, it was born old and got younger. Benjamin Button.

Benjamin Button. That was another. good to put together movie that's it was genius nigger i was genius and if you do one with a nigger born and then grow old that's just regular i thought i had something there but that's us i'm hot what if a nigga gets born because there's black black ball blackwoods Backwoods. Shut out the backwood. Okay, conceptualize this.

Conceptualize this. So we're gonna have a nigga aging in real time. He's gonna be a baby. Thank you. A kid. Okay. A small kid. A grandfather.

Then a grandfather. Hey. Yeah, that's a one-way movie, man. You could play the, you could play the Marvin Gay Story, dude. Why could I? Because we can't. You can't. I'm telling me, you look like Marvin Gay.

We got the same birthday. I'm saying you look like this, like you can really play that. You look like that one. That one. And I think you're a good actor too. I think you're good. You'll pull that shit out.

Because he wasn't a loud nigga just fanning around the shit. That nigga was real smooth. Yeah, I'm real smooth. Come on, man. I think you can play that. I'll do it. What story will he play?

Who do you look like? Drake? I don't want to play his story right now. No, let me play somebody, a historian. I don't want to play nobody. Oh. You play a... Nick, you play...

I'm playing the young James Earl Jones. Nick, I can see that. I was going to get you somebody else, but I can see that. Easy. I'm doing young James Earl, Jones. They're going to like my eyes with C.G. Because I can't put it in contact. What's the thing?

Keep on using me. Bill Wethers. Bill Wethers. If you feel it's good getting you. This is a new Bill Wethers. Then you, Miel. This is a Bill. I'm going to say,

Aaron Neville. Oh, hell, no. We got to wear a dangle, it, boy, you ain't seen it. No, he ain't too thin for that. You can't be like... Oh, that d'nick said...

He's stupid. Who you say you're going to be... Who's that first... Young Jamesville Jones. Jamesville Jones. And then they put me in a fast... But wives are wireless. For the later, yeah.

Yeah, you could be the daddy... The daddy from... Yeah, you could be that. You could do it. I'm lonely. Yeah. Lowe's gonna be with Chicago. What Macon makes about your complexion?

Probably, yeah. This is a shame, doctors of smited, because he's probably red. He was red. He was more red. He was redhead. Like, he was one of them ginger. Yeah. Like people.

Yeah. Come on, man. You're definitely my brigade, nigger. You can play Wichel. You play Wichel. I was about to play somebody. Oh, my man, Dick Gregory. I know I'm high.

When everything quiet, I can still hear myself talking. What you're saying? But I have time to get to my mouth, I can't forget. Whoa. So good. Shout out to Backwoods. The best commercial they ever had. In life.

Hey, this niggins just described thinking. He said, when I stop talking, I can still hear myself. I'm still talking. Hell yeah, big. He talks to me. And I'm like, why nobody's saying that? Because I ain't saying it. And the hell of my said.

You're not listening. That's crazy. It's weird. It's strong. We can't smoke this around company, man. Oh, man. You grew up in a big family as a kid, a lot of kids? Hell yeah.

Really? Yeah. I'm like in Mississippi, you're like, you be with your family every day. Naga. Your first cousin. It's like having 21 brothers. That kind of shit. And 15 sisters.

and 16 parents because all your uncles and aunties you can't do shit you are under constant surveillance even in good friends was your parents yeah and the people you grew up with and your next door neighbors been your same neighbors your whole life

I had my mother my friend's mom grabbed me by back of my neck and held it till she got to my mother's door and threw me in the house and told my mother what she did what I did and she's like kicking my ass but they'll do that These kids so goddamn Community ass whooping That's a, that's what I'm fucking scared to say

So, they're scared to say shit You can't do that type of shit I mean, you can't even But motherfuckers scared to say anything, nigga Right, you see, it used to be motherfuckers saw you doing some shit That you weren't supposed to do It didn't matter who they were

Hey, hey, y'all cut that shit out That's because we don't live In communities no more Somebody out here looking at this I'm talking about You can do that at the stone Nigel, Sean, remember. I don't know how old you are.

You're about that age. When your mama sent your stove the list, some cigarettes, and two beers, some cigarettes and something else. And the guy gets the note, and you get like that, he put that shit in the back.

You're walking down the street. Eight years old, nigger, with two beers and some cigarettes. I definitely remember riding my bike to get my grandma some cigarettes. In Mississippi? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. One time. She lived right across the street from the store. And she was like, run over there and give me some cigarettes. How far were you from Jackson? Two hours. Are you south? North.

North? Close to Memphis. Okay. I know. I drove through there. Ole Miss. That's what that's at? O-Town.

Yeah, I'm from Oxford, man. The rich niggins side of the thing. I went to college for two weeks. Why? They had to, they give us a big book. I thought this was for the four years. It was for that semester, nigger. I got out of there.

Why you only go for two weeks? I put my cigarette up. I said, I don't think I'm going to be back. They went straight to Army. I said, this ain't for me. Two weeks? You all graduate because I ain't, nigger.

I think about two and a half weeks. Damn. No, it was another two days after that. I had to bring the books back. So that's another day And so Oh, man You're gonna do

In the more independent moves? Yeah Give me to shoot a couple I wrote I've been doing around I'm writing on some shit I wrote a play Gospel play

This shit is funny as hell What's it called? These are not my Sanders This shit's funny as hell I can't wait to the drop. Yeah, I got a guy, I was in a couple of plays, tore up with a couple of plays in early 90s

and one of the guys, I went to him and said, I got the shit right now, man. That's fun this thing. Next fall, we're going to bring it out. Oh, man, that's cool. We're going to bring it out. This shit's fucking hilarious. What play was you doing with?

Was he one of the ghetto when Mama, I need my hair done? It's called Dee's Hipska Talk. But these girls had a talk show and I was the manager. Yeah, Tashita Arnold in it. And then was a girl that was, what's the name? Mike Tyson's ex.

Robin Givers was in it. Thelma from Good Times. Okay. She was still. She still had a bit. Still bad. What? Shit.

Shout her. Somebody asked me that recently at the interview. What was your first? TB crushed. Thelma, nigga. Yeah. Fuck Penny. Yeah.

From good times. Penny wasn't shit. You don't think so? Yeah, was a little big-ass, ponytail-ass. Janet Jackson wasn't shit. At times she'd get in the way of the camp, bitch, move. Let me look at Thelma. God damn, Thelma.

Yeah. She still had it, nigga. Telma was bad. I must mess my lines up staring at this bitch one time. You said somebody real nice or hot. You're doing all kinds of shit in your mind. You actually doing it. Damn, Tony.

I'm like, I'm standing there, this hit it. Oh, no. And the dude said his line to me, and I say, what? Oh, yeah. Is it, Tony, you all right? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I just, you know.

Hey, bro. That's funny. It's gonna be hard. God damn. You're going back on tour and you hosting. Yeah. Yep. Get that crack.

We didn't once. Back out. This is the fourth time, right? This is the fourth trip. You're on the first two? The first three? It wasn't. You was at the beginning then.

All of them. I know. Yeah, man. Your whole crew coming, though, right? Yeah. On three of y'all. Everybody coming this time. Oh, that's going to be good.

I mean Mojo back. Mojo. And then Mike Yves. Oh, no. Just Niche and Just hilarious on the show. But they're not on, they're on different shows, though. Right. Yeah.

Jay Schee going to be on some of the show? Oh, yeah. He's opening. Is he going to be on it? Oh, he's going to do this warm-up. Yeah. It's going to be dope, though. A lot of funny-ass people are going to be there.

Oh, that's good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. I forgot, he was at the house. When we did the promo and we was coming out to the Bentley, what was that, the Bentley? What was that shit? Rose Royce.

Everybody come out like this, you know, they come out to dog, and they go this way and get in the door, pass up the camera, and everybody take their turn. I came out backwards like this, nigga. Slav my stomach on the chair, and I got up and stopped doing this shit. I ain't doing that normal shit, nigga. I had to go different, nigga. I'm different. That was funny.

I was different. I'm different. I don't get that shit. What is on? What platform is your shit on now? I'm on YouTube now. YouTube. Yeah, I did that years ago.

I watched my first special, Wired. I ain't watched it in fucking 10, 12 years, man. I was up there cracking up. I can't believe I came up with that shit. Yeah. I was money. I got to bring some of that shit back. So you gotta be different, goddamn it.

Yeah. You gotta have a plan B. Whatever you said you was going to be when you're a teenager, you ain't that now. Yeah. You had a plan B. It's just like worn off with shit, nigga. That shit was crazy. Plan B.

I keep saying black and mouths. It's backwards. You can't read. I can read what I got here, nigga. My shit visual is blurry. Don't mean with you, niggas. There's 14 more people than the word right now than it was when I got here, nigga. I'll see three of everybody.

I don't understand. I'm smoking. and you get hot. You're high, high. No, I'm not. I'm good. You was born high. You've been smoking so long, the smoke gets frustrated. This, we haven't even doing nothing to this thing.

Just sit down. He might act high. No, that's some bullshit. I got so high the other morning. I was shocked. Oh, shit. What did you smoke? I was shocked, man.

Was it different, would you change your brand? Yeah. You're supposed to be shocked. I was shocked. He's about to enjoy that. Because I was on my way, like, to the. airport and I was like really I don't even want to go yeah you was high you was high shit hell man I don't want to lay down there low early in the morning how much more time

we got we're about to wrap it up okay because I got a pee I know it yeah Nick drunk three slips of water I'm an old I'm an old nigga I'm a old nigga I had to pee on the way to pee I won't take no chances. Man, I got a little bit of this out. You got a piece, then I'm going to hit me. Let him know where they can find you. Tony T. Roberts, follow me across the board.

Facebook, Instagram. What else else is this shit that you're looking at? TikTok. You too, TikTok. Tony T. Roberts. If you don't put the T in the middle, you're going to get an old white man. That ain't what they want. And he just died.

We got you something for Christmas. Mm-hmm. The kind of fuck. Yep. I love y'all niggas. Yeah, man. We say, oh, mama.

See, I'm somebody. We went in and got it. We all chipped in, man. That ain't even Christmas. I know, man. We put some money together and got you something out. Sox. I always wanted some motherfucking sock.

Oh, this bitch's empty, buddy. I got some socks. How did you know? Oh shit I knew it was him And we had the Detroit colors for you Tell me you ain't fucking with that

Detroit Lions' colors Come on, man What's the S for shit? Look at I got a shit hat And some shit socks Who winning? Your boy

Yeah God damn Let me see what else in here Oh my God A book A book this tomorrow morning. 85 stuff.

I'm a member. I'm a... Come here, bro. Come on, man. Come on. I got to sing. We got to make sure I get your wife one. It's you, man.

It's you. It's you. It's you and yes, Lord. Come on. You the man. You knew this. You knew this. You got a...

We got a small... You like that, but I still... We got to send his wife one. Which one is this? I'm going to sing your wife one. I know y'all. They got dressed like. They're like to, you know.

They got like that. Maybe. I did not say that shit to him. I see you. We all never just, look. Right. You know what? I didn't even hide them off.

This shit just got real. The worst insult, you can tell a dizzle. He know I've seen him. There ain't no fucking way. We dressed the guy. Take all the shit back. Take your funky ass talk. Take your footies.

Hey, fuck this motherfucker. Back to the five a dime. No, we don't dress a like, that's my best friend. I'm my wife my best friend. Tony, ain't never clean I, can't leave her. She got too much of it.

I can't leave. I ain't never seen her dressed like me. You ain't never seen her dress a lot. Hey, on the sofa team. We got the same jersey. And I got my name. She got, we ain't never just a like, dude.

You got two fucking money. All right. Hey, go to my Instagram, Tony T. Robert. If we're dressing like, I mail you $200, motherfucker. Can we ain't dressed up? You ain't looking at me like, you don't leave me. They're going to do it. You're my dude.

They're going to do it. Yes, Lord, it's my dude. He's looking at me like, oh, no. Even if it ain't on his Instagram, I've seen the thing in real life. That thing ain't seen me dressed in real life. I'm saying, I'm a phone. We want to, we go on the speaker. Where did it was that?

Like you said, it's a softball game. No, you said that a softball game, y'all would be. So I said, where you seen them? They might have been bowling or some shit like that. Bowled the team. That's what I'm saying. Where did you see you? Where was we at?

Hurry out, nigga. I got to pee. Now, they was at the music board. I didn't want to pee with this on my mind. No, he, I don't remember. I didn't see this thing in a lot of places, man. But you ain't seen me just like my wife. And she, I'm a thing of watch.

I'm telling her that's tomorrow. I'll tell her that's tomorrow. You see the show. Just a thing. All right, let them let go. Hey, fuck that. I'm definitely going to sit on the exact same one. And I guarantee you they're going to be.

I'm going to burn hers, at least the top. I'm not just like my wife. Yeah, make sure I get a small identical to this one. Hey, hey, hey. What are you like to make it happen? I know they like to dress a light. Nick, make it blue. I ain't no fucking way, nigga.

He tried to force it on you, bro. No. He tried to put that on you. I'm going to throw the socks away on the plane. Yeah, you don't wear them to your... I'm going to say, don't take on the hookupon. That's your seatbelt. No, I'm wearing any socks and the outfit, niggas.

I know. You don't throw your socks away that you got on. I bet you. Oh. Because your socks ain't even got the bottom part. It's just the ankle. Koot Ticente, don't believe him. Don't believe this, man.

Hey, man. Tony, man, you're a fucking fool. You know exactly where we're at. You're welcome to come back. You're a nephew, man. Anytime 85-stop shelves, Tony Robbins, Clayton English. Absolutely. I'll be nice.

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Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jenna World. Jenna Jamison, Vivid Video, and the Valley is a new podcast about the history of the adult film industry. I'm Molly Lambert, and I'll be your tour guide on a wild trip through adult films. We get paid more than the men. We call the shots.

In what way is that degrading? That's us taking hold of our life. Listen to Geno World on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decoding Women's Health. I'm Dr. Elizabeth Pointer, chair of Women's Health and Gynecology at the Adria Health Institute in New York City. I'll be talking to top researchers and clinicians and bringing vital information about midlife women's health directly to you. A hundred percent of women go through menopause.

Even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it? Listen to Decoding Women's Health with Dr. Elizabeth Pointer on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm I'm Yvesa and I'm Maitego-Mezer-Huan and this week on our podcast, Hungry for History, we talk oysters plus the Mianbe Chief stops by. If you're not an oyster lover, don't even talk to me. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster.

No way. Bring back the OsterCon. Listen to Hungry for History on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.