The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Too Many Niggas At The Laugh Factory Part 1 | Ep. 138

Episode Date: July 6, 2018

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or wherever you get your podcasts. My ladies, y'all funny as fuck, man. Stop being so goddamn scary. Every time y'all see a black man, y'all grabbing your goddamn purse and shit like you strong, bitch. You vegan. If I want that goddamn purse,

I'm going to snatch the fuck out of that purse. Allison, you think clutching it is making it safe? If you don't sit that goddamn purse down, bitch. Hey, they get the bummer going to this, fuck, fucking, so. Get out my car with your stiking eye. You look like an Uber driver, though. I ain't gonna lie, too. One of an Uber driver that can't speak England.

I told you I make a laugh. I told you I make a laugh. I told you I make a laugh. Please stop, please stop. Like, I'm right here, please. This nigga said. Oh, no, I got hacked today, so I'm trying to tell the truth. You hear me.

Yeah, man, that shit was crazy. Man, boy, I'm glad I had two phones to catch that stupid shit. I'm glad I got friends. You get up. Gee. I'm like, I'm like, je. Ah, oh, yeah. I'm like, bitch, you ain't going to finish the one.

What is that a t-shirt or some drawers? What is that? A t-shirt? What is that? Oh, y'all gonna make it seem like I'm fucked up, like they don't just tie a t-shirt? How long y'all y'all been together, baby? 23 years?

God damn, nigga, you got that Benjamin Button shit. You're a young. You're a young. You's a young. You was a young face old nigger. That's what it is. That pussy looks just like they might. You missed the spot, baby.

You missed the spot. Hey man, I'm through talking to you, bro. You're a fucked-up individual and you'll say anything to these people. And this is, and this is, and this is closed session. Duh. What's up? I remember it was just like me and a couple homies, dog.

I've been in the studio and ain't nobody know me, dog. I told niggas then that you can pay me like you owe me, dog. This never been done before, so what you fin to show me, dog? Of all time, call this nigga, yeah, you know he wrong. The whole west side is in here, too. You know I fuck with y'all down. Now, I brought some fellas in here with me. I brought Chico Bean in here with me tonight, y'all.

DC Young Fly in here with me tonight, y'all. We got the Sensee in here. Carlos Miller is in the building, y'all. So if you don't know, now you know, make sure you go to YouTube, subscribe to the 85 South Show, Twitter and Instagram. Tell two friends, tell somebody you didn't get along with.

Tell your sister-in-law, she probably don't get along with your sister. Y'all can link up, watch 85 South Show, then y'all be cool. You feel what I'm saying? We in California, y'all. It's our first time being on the West Coast, so we happy as hell, y'all. Give it up.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So we got a great show for you tonight. We got a great show, and we're going to get it going right now. We got a special guest coming out, y'all. Y'all seen this man on HBO Deaf Comedy Jam. You've seen this man on All-Deft Digital. You've seen this man on the 85 South show.

Y'all give it up for my nigger, Mr. Nate Jackson, y'all. What a I want some more love. What up? Ooh, y'all in here, too. Got your good shit on too. Look at y'all. Look like a hood church in this bitch.

I gotta find me a new church, man. My church lasts too long. I go to a little country church. It started 10 in the morning. we get out at night. She's disrespectful. We got a lady that sing every Sunday

and she ain't even in the choir. It just gets good to her. She gets up. Gee. Ah. Oh, yeah. I'm like, bitch, you ain't going to finish the word. You ever be so hungry in church,

you cuss in your head. Like, man, if this nigga passed this motherfucking played around, bitch. Jesus be on the cross Like these niggas, bullshit We sing too long, black people They're gonna stop letting us do the national anthem See, because white people singing

That shit is three minutes That's however long it is on that sheet music Niggins singing, you'd be like, is this American, nigga? I seen Tyree singing on the Mayweather fight The niggas sang so long I didn't know it was for us no more Diddy almost came out

Just take that, take that, take that I said, what the fuck? That nigga said, Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You know how long. You know how long it's going to take for the Rockets glare, nigga. We're a wait. Wait. If it takes 30 minutes you get to O'Say. Do you know how long it's going to take for the Rockets glare, nigga? We're disrespectful as fuck I seen Aretha Franklin singing on a Detroit Lion playoff game They don't never go to the playoff

So they was excited I knew it was gonna be long I saw it I was like I'm gonna make some nachos This about to be hell long This bitch broke the Guinness Book of World Records 13 minutes and 56 seconds I knew it was gonna be long Because they brought her out with an organ

I was like nigga is that an organ nigga At least a piano die out Nick a organ is gonna give it to you As long as it's plugged it Aretha went crazy She did all the old nigger tricks She was devlin up on lines Re-s singing shit

And the home And the home And the home I said bitch How many houses How many houses Are the brave do you have It's just one home

You got a whole community Of bravery bitch Trying to date My love life is in fucking shambles Can't find a good woman good woman in here any good women clap uh you're lying you bidsches are lying i want the i'm trying to get to the truth let's find out god damn if you're a good woman you're the sacrifice you really got your shit together right you meant your claps just now you're like i'm a good

bitch yes uh yeah and your girl was next to you clapping too and you know this bitch you know her spirit you looked at her claps like bitch why are you clapping. Did you? Did you hear what the nigger asked? If she in here and she ain't shit and she's just like, clap for her now. Where's she at? They're going to one right little. Both of them clapping for each other. Front row. And neither one of them, shit.

We're going to play a game. Process of Elimination style. We're going to find out who really got their shit together. I'm going to say a list of shit. If you got the shit on the list, you clap for yourself. You hear something on the list you don't have, don't clap. No more. You out. And don't nobody want you. Now don't get mad at me.

I'm just a message. If you're a good woman, clap again. Where are you at, good women? Keep clapping. If you got a job, a car, a place to stay, a fat ass. You got some bomb-ass pussy. You know how to cook without a microwave. You got all your teeth.

You got pretty few. you know how to read you know how to write you pay all your bills your hair is done under your hair let's just stop no we should just stop no because you binges are lying you're liar. Nick, they're lying, nigga. There's a

bitchy back there that stopped on teeth. Like, ah, they got a what about crowns and bridges?

Like, I can't get back in that bitch you're out. I think it's worth note that out of all this shit I said,

bomb-ass pussy was the loud as clout as clout. Y'all act like that, Trump, everything else.

Everything else matters too? Look, she was out of there. I don't have tea. Y'all got excited over the good pussy you was like ah got some fire pussy they'd be lying about that shit too fellas don't let them lie to you I had a girl tell me she had the best

pussy I'd ever have nigga I got it I was like ah oh I was so big I heard my voice in that motherfucker I was like I'm about to go down on you on you on you on you on you I said bitch did my voice just leave and come back furthermore how long was are gone. Each second is 10 feet. That's a 50 50 foot 5 story busster. I lost my shit. It was changing what I said. I was like, hey, hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo. I said, yo, shit.

What kind of pussy is this? Got a pussy is this. Nika, throw a rope, throw a rope, throw a rope, throw a rope, make a who's in there? Who's in there? Who's in there? The Lakers, the Lakers. I'm like, Oh, nigga, all of them? Even magic, magic, magic. No, I'm stupid. All right, listen.

I just want to come up here and talk to y'all for a minute. Again, my name's Nate Jackson. If you're on a gram and all that shit, is Mr. Nate Jackson. This show is about to begin and take off in a way that Long Beach Bend deserved. I want y'all to pick your energy up. I want everybody clapping in this bitch right now

because I'm bringing my motherfucking dog to the stage. We did Wiling Out together. This is my motherfucking, Nick. Give it up. Make some noise for the one and the only Cheekha! Be! Before you opened up your gap. I had a respect for your lady.

But now I take it all back. Because you gave me all your pussy. and you even lift my balls Leave your number on your cabinet And I promise, baby, I give you a call God damn Next time I'm feeling kind of honey You come on over

And I'll fake you off And if you can't fuck that day, baby Just lay back Stay back and open your mouth. What is saying? Because I have never met a girl. That I love in the whole wide world. Well, if I grew up, gave a fuck about a bitch.

I'll never be broke. I never have no motherfucking indoor to smoke. I do smoke then lonely. Bitch, you can't do me. Do we look like BPD? You hoochie. I have no love for hoops. That's something that I learned in the past.

So how the fuck am I supposed to pay this ho? Just the latest ho. I know the pussy's minds. I'm gonna fuck a couple both times. And then I'm through it. There's nothing else to do it. Pass it to the homie. Now you hit it.

Cause she ain't nothing but a bitch to me. And y'all know that bitches ain't shit to me. I give so fuck. Why don't y'all pay attention? Approach it with a different proposition. I'm corrupt. You'll never be my heart. Only what trick-ass bitch!

It ain't no fun if the homies can. It ain't no fun if the fucking' anthem right there. Cut it all, DJ! Cut it on! Long Beach, what the fuck is going on? Man, that is the, that should be the fucking national anthem right there. The way that will live corrupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be brink.

I'd never had no motherfucking Indo to smoke. You wouldn't, nigger. He was right. Nigger, oh my God, I'm in Long Beach right now. I'm so excited, man. I'm in the LBC, man. It's my first time here. But, you know what I mean?

Y'all show me so much love out here, man. First of all, I just want to say rest and peace of Nate Dog. I've been waiting on the opportunity. To come to Long Beach and say this, Nate Dog don't get the credit. get the credit he deserved as an R&B singer. Nate Dog is one of the greatest to ever do it.

And I'm going to tell y'all why. Because he was the only nigga to sing gangster shit the way he sung it. When he said, the next stop is the east side motel. I've been riding around Long Beach all day looking for the east side motel. I'm like, nigga, they must have tore that shit down and turn it into an in and out or something.

That shit ain't even here no more. Miss Nate, though. He could have sang. about anything with that voice he had, man. Like, I don't understand how he's not on the pantheon the greatest R&B singers. Like, that nigger was just, I'm right window,

I'm flying window. Lone and Oz from the LBC. All of those want to kick it with me because I run with Warren Gee. Nick down of the valley. He made other niggas sing like that. I remember I used to be in my living room in D.C. just singing about goofy shit. Captain Crunch, yeah, I ain't a lunch, yeah.

Nigger. I miss that nigga Nate, dog, man. And it's a thing, like, Long Beach is a unique city I see from being here today. Like, first of all, I just want to get some respect to a city that got nothing but Crips in it. Nigger, that. You know how tough that got to be for the bloods? You just be like, you know what? Never mind, nigga, no, I'm good. I ain't even going over there.

There's too many of them niggas. I met a nigga from Long Beach one time, man. And this is a true story. This is the first time I ever got gang banged on. A nigga from Long Beach gang banged on me at the mall. And I ain't knowing. You know, when you're from other places, then to the dudes in here that might be from, you know what I mean,

in the gang or whatever. Let me just tell you, when somebody is from out of town, They really don't be knowing what the fuck y'all niggas be talking about, man. Dude walked up on me at the Fox Hills and was like, yeah, what's that red hat about? I'm like, it's a nice color, my G. I don't know, he was like, nigga, you want to catch the fade? I'm like, nigga, where the football are that? I can catch a fade, nigga, I can catch a fade, a post route, anything.

I don't know what the fuck is going on with that shit. But the thing is, I always wonder, like, being from Long Beach, like, how the fuck do you niggers? No disrespect to the white people. Excuse me. But this is for my niggas. Right here. It's for my niggas.

How do you niggas not robbed that shipyard, man? As hard as it is to live in California, nigger, the cost of living out here is fucked up. You paying $3,000 a month for a crawl space out this bitch. Ain't nowhere in the world I'd be living like that. Nick, I'd have been to rob the shit out one of big-ass containers. I wouldn't give a fuck what I got. Nick, I'd be the largest distributor of dildoes in the country. I get whatever I can get out that, motherfucker.

Every ten, we was riding past on that big-ass bridge, that shit made me want to do a Grandf Auto mission. I'm like, Carlos, pull over there, nigga. We can get some cocaine or something from over that motherfucker. I know what some shit over there. And the weed, I have to talk about the marijuana here in California. I have to. No, I wasn't saying it to clap about the shit.

No. Listen, let me tell you something. California, y'all should be proud because y'all have the most honest weed sales. in the country. Everybody, everywhere else is lying like a motherfucker. I realized yesterday that that was my first time ever smoking some loud or gas.

When I get back the way I live, I might call J.G. Winworth on them niggins that were selling me. Because I want my money and I want it now. Like I'm not about to let you motherfuckers keep robbing me and I've been to LA and smoke some shit. Let me tell you something. Truth, nigger, I got so high last night.

I'm in an Airbnb. I didn't pour a bowl of cereal in a flower pot, nigga. It took me a whole episode of Martin to eat that cereal. I'm like, nigger, why this shit don't run out, nigga? God damn. Too high, man. Ah, come on. Why is this taking so long?

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And she said, and what, nigger? Yep. My daughter love you. I'm sure this shit. For free, nigger. I pay, she paid. You don't know.

It's all good. You know what I mean? You're looking at me like I'm cute, though. I like the way you're looking at me. That's why. A personal use. Really? The next stop is the East Side Motel.

Has anybody in here ever fucked at the East Side Motel? Make some noise. Huh? What happened? I missed it. What the nigga right there say? This nigga right here. You didn't fuck that... You didn't fuck that the East Side Motel before?

Word? That's what it is. What's your name, G? That nigga said east side motel. That's what, that's your lady right there with you? How long y'all been together? Don't clap for that goofy-ass, nigga. This nigga, this nigga, 23 years old

and then told y'all they've been together for 30 years. How long y'all have been together beautiful? You got to talk to the woman to get the truth in the relationship. How long y'all have been together, baby? 23 years? God damn, nigga, you got that Benjamin Button shit. You're a young. You's a young face old, nigga.

That's what it is. God bless you. I know you fucked at the East Side Motel. You're probably an original Long Beach Crip, man. Oh, man. And I just got to give respect. I'm from Washington, D.C., man. I was born and raised in D.C.

You know what I mean? You from D.C.? You from D.C.? That ain't what I ask. Are you from D.C.? Fuck does you like the football team? Are you from there? Are you from East Street?

All right, that's what it? 8th Street. You just made that up. Let me tell you something. What's a popular street in Long Beach? Long Beach Boulevard? That's what niggas, when they're not from a place and you see them somewhere else?

You'd be like, yeah, I'm from Long Beach. Hey, Long Beach. What part? Long Beach Boulevard, yeah. And then the strangers don't know the nigger lying and shit. But I got to get respect to y'all, man, because I'm from D.C. and we got music called Gogo. And Gogo music, we do a dance called Beat Your Feet. And beat your feet resembles the Crip Walk. And I watch this, this YouTube channel, right? And, you know what I mean, it

show all of the OGs and stuff from, it's called KF Mac videos. I don't know if you ever seen it before, but if you don't, you know what I mean? Plug, watch it. And it show y'all history, all the OGs and stuff from the area. and he showed this old nigger from the 70s during the Crip Walk. And I said, that nigga need an unsung right there. He need his own unsung. Because the Crip Walk, like, I see like O.T. Genesis

do the Crip Walk and shit, right? And this nigga always at like a random gas station or somewhere like that. We got a fight to get the Crip Walk accepted on Dancing with the Stars. Like, that needs to happen. We just start a petition and let a nigger just come out and do that shit.

I ain't gonna do it in here, because, you know, old-faced gangsta here. I know you fucking round and run up here and swing on a nigger with your young-faced, old-ass, nigga. That's what it is, man. But we got a great show on deck for y'all, man. You know what I mean?

We appreciate you guys coming and selling this place out, man. Make some noise for yourselves, Long Beach. And, you know, this is a pleasure to do. Make some noise my boy J.O.N. up here on the guitar. Damn J.O. Win. Having to get that, yeah, they look at you, look at they fuck with you, J-O-N. They fuck with you, nigger. That's what you say when your home boy might get some pussy.

Oh, shit. Every nigga here to do that whole niggins she fucking with you, nigg. Oh, she's going to give you some pussy. That's your ear. You're right there for the rest of the night. Whenever you play, just fucking lean towards them. How you doing, G? Are you doing

I just wanted to say hello to you You ain't laughed at shit the whole time I don't know who bought you He said he said I might fucking talk shit I don't care I ain't gonna say nothing to you You probably own all the 711s And all the long beach

I fuck around Say something wrong to this nigga I can't buy no blunts or nothing When I leave here Oh you were the one talking about my cousin at the shore Hey No black and model for you

Bye bye buddy By everybody, buddy. But like I said, man, this is the 85 South Show, man. We appreciate all of y'all for coming out and fuck with us, but I'm about to bring my brother to the stage. You guys have seen him. And he had a, he didn't had a real interesting day that I'm sure he's about to tell y'all about,

you dig, you know what I mean? So I need y'all to stop making some noise like you've never seen them before, even though you did. Put your hands together one time. I need more energy than that. We're in Long Beach. We in Long Beach, make some noise with my motherfucking brother. The one, the only, D.C. Young Flohr!

I'm serious, what y'all think is that this bad? Hey, Dave, hey, Dave, give the bummergo to this fucking son. Oh, gee, Wenger! One of the winner! Cut it on, cut it on, cut it on, put it on, put it on. on your head, little hell, fuck wrong with you. What's our long beach, y'all good? That nigga, that, boy, you wouldn't drop the Jerry curl

for shit, what you? Your shit look better than your girl, shit. He'd be using your curls shit, he'd be using it. He's like, what that shit that? Look at this nigga, right? He's like, he's about to get on me. Yes, little head, I'm on your ass. What's your name?

What's your name? Who? Gritty? Three? Three? You must did three years in prison. Why they call you three? That's your favorite number?

That's what they call you three. Why would they call you three? You must only have three pair pants in high schools. That nigga had 20 shirts, three pair pants. Ah! Ah! That nigga, like, he pants, I'm like, yep, there we go right now. Here, girl, three.

What do you do for 11, 3? What do you do for 113? You do a lot. Let me guess. You got three jobs. Ewecklead, boy, what, 2001? Who? What I did?

What? What? What? But who the head cut your head? Hold out three. Hold on three. It's the group right here. Hold on three.

It's right. How long? What are you watching on your name, OG? Eddie. Where you from Eddie? You from who? Water bellow. Montobello?

Montobello. What is it? Let down the screen. What you do for a living? You work at a pawn shop. Oh, go out of line. Let me see who else in the motherfucker. Ooh, look at your braids.

Ooh! That one boy that has to say, I suck dead good. I ain't lie. What's your name, baby? You did them break. You did them break right now. Ooh, you're gonna be heavy-handed like a motherfucker, boy. What's your name, baby?

Andreya, what you do for a little? I work at a dispensary. You work at a dispensary. Yeah. But you're saying these shit's on the street, too. I know what's going on. That's all you do, you're just a dispensary worker. You do data entry?

What the fuck is that? You observe information and do what? You enter information. You enter information. Bitch, you work at Maddala. Stop playing with me. Bidt. Be it time I see a data entry, bitch, you work at Maddala.

I know what's going on. You know this front row. I got to see who all in here. What you do for a living? Who said that? What you do for a living Those big old titties God damn

I'm some big-ass tithes What's our tithes to be there? 40D? Damn! I know them tithes can't wait to get home soon I'll talk about just I know they can't wait to get out of that bro soon as you get home

they just get I like the same I like no sagging titty too Because when you put them in the bra, they look like they smile. When they drop them over here. What do you do, boy, leave a titty? Hold on, hold on, wait a minute.

Fuck now. Listen to this shit. What did you say? You're a radio personality. For who, bitch? Because everybody drove here and on the who? What radio?

KDH on KDHR.net. So you have a degree in liberal arts, but bitch, we're talking about the podcast right now, bitch. KD, I'm trying to plug your shit in, so we need folk on. Bitch, they listen to your stupid ass. Four-on-two.

This bitch. This bitch do got a little show. This bitch got a show. So it's KDH.R. And are you working every day, You're on the podcast every day. Once a week. So what day, bitch, can we listen to you?

This bitch got a season in the summertime on Tuesday and in the fall on Thursday. This bitch got three listeners, her auntie. She'd be on FaceTime on her podcast. Okay, y'all make sure you catch KDHR in the summertime on Tuesdays. No, my hacker, y'all seen that shit? That nigga got all in my shit. You seen that shit?

That nigga was posting some disrespect for shit. Boy, the one that got me with the man with the thine-tang. I ain't even see that shit. I was like, ah! I was like, please, hey, back in the people, y'all good? Boy, that shit sounds depressed like hell, but y'all, y'all mad at hell. Can y'all see me? I ain't even gonna lie, I'm pissed off, man.

Who got the weed? You got some weed? You got a weed? No, you got the weed. All the mess you got the weed. But you're strong in hair, essay? What do you do for a lift? What do you do for a lift?

I bet you know I do one hand push up, don't you? What'd you do for a living? You a space inspector? No. No. Oh, you're an inspector for... For playing parts. What the fuck is a plan part?

Plain parts. Oh, niggas. Why didn't say you work in the airport stupid-ass, nigga? You're a mechanic for the plane, nigger. This, nigger, with you, want you to want them niggas. I fly over you.

I fly over you every week, Nick, I know who you is. God damn! You got on that church shirt, shirt. I like that church shirt. What's your name, Auntie? Yeah, I don't know to be a name. I got to call Auntie. Shit.

Like a cougar. Auntie, what do you do for a little, Auntie? Ooh, you bought ten and you work at the airport, but I bet you ain't no plane expect a bitch. What do you do at the airport? Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, bitch, you got a job.

Don't we don't do that. So you, you security. Oh, you're the nigger that's stillin out of folk bad, bitch. I know I have some cologne in now. That bitch don't got my cologne. This bitch does, oh my god. You be still in, I have a little boyfriend cologne. I know what going on.

Okay. We got wig. We got three. We got the goddamn half style. house stylist and her friend. It bit worked at the guy down, our plane. Okay. Migo, you look like a little killer,

but I ain't gonna say nothing. Got a Mexican with a leather hat, stupid-a-boy. This nigga. I know that nigga's sweating. This digger, he's big a hell. But man, man, got the y-o-hawn. But you're a little high-hael in that bit trying to be cool, cool, hell.

What'd you do for a living, O.G.? You're a veterinarian. a veterinarian with the dogs and shit. Your little stinking ass, man. I don't have got a time. Get out of my car with your stinking eye. You look like an Uber driver, though. I ain't gonna lie too.

One of an Uber driver that can't speak England. I told you I made a laugh. I told you I make a laugh. Like, please stop, please stop. Like, I'm right here, please. I'm about to cancel, I'm about to cancel, please. Don't cancel, please. All right, make sure we can make sure I touch the basements

to everybody and everything. We got some white phone. Hey, no white woman, Judge Judy, I see you. Ah! What'd you do for a living, Judge Judy? You retired? Duh, but I'm saying. This bitch get a pension.

This is just getting a pension. What's your do for I live in Judge Judy? You retired from there for me. Oh, everybody in this bitch just. Did you retire for the Air Force? Like the Air Force, how many years you did? 22. 22?

God damn. Y'all supportive in this, motherfucker. What you were doing in the Air Force, though? I worked networks for secure system. Network for secure system. The fuck is that. Huh? Super Secret Worldster.

Super Secret World stuff. Squirrel stuff. Squirrel stuff. Oh, Super Secret Squirrelster. Oh, Super Secret Squirrel stuff. Okay. I get what she going. Super secret world stuff, okay.

Hey, man, we're gonna keep this motherfucker roller because they are already tripping by too many niggins. They're scared y'all. You know what I'm saying? They scared. We got niggas on this side, niggas on this side, all the Mexicans in the middle, okay. All the gangs watching each other.

Okay, I see what going on. Niggas laughing and watching each other. Ah, ha, ha. Yeah, man, watch that nigga cuss. Watch that nigga cuss. Ah, ha, ha. All right, now, this next motherfucker I'm about to breathe to the stage.

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I'm telling you, I've been with him. How you think I got this house? They forgave all my taxes. Get the hell off my port. Bye. Yeah. Yeah. Get ready, little head. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready.

Nigg going to start swinging that shit. Get ready. Hey, nigga. Get ready. You ready? All right. Now, this next motherfucker. to bring it to the stage, this nigga here is crazy. If you think I'm crazy. If you think Chico crazy, if you got to pee, bitch, you need to go pee right the motherfucker now. Okay, he's about to turn this motherfucker out.

Y'all don't see this dick all over MTV. Y'all just see the dick all over BET. And you know he's part on the 85 South Show, Long Beach. Start making some noise right now for Carlos Miller. Woo! Yeah Welcome to the church Volume 2

Exclusive 213 Got my nephew Nate Dog in house Nate Dogg, howl at riding in my car And I'm listening to the radio

I'm listening to a sad girl sang sang about her She got her heartro She will reach a bookstore I just want me Something natural

Sing that shit When you're alone and gets Sing it like you wrote it. Don't act as if you did not know. Come on. She let me play with her voice. Uh-uh, white people get in. I went to late, I said I'll soon be home.

All the while the girl was on her phone. Let me tell you what she's crying for. Why? Because I'm fly. Nate, no. Oh, oh, I'm fly. Turn it on right now. Oh, shit.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah, oh, you're up, man. Oh, shit. Hey! Y'all already know what it is. We're about to act a motherfucking fool.

It ain't here, bro. My dog in the wheelchair said, Nick, I'm gonna stand up if you do it. I was like, all right. So now I got the challenge, bro. We've been riding around this bitch all day, bro. Y'all got a beautiful-ass city. Fan women everywhere, bro.

I saw a bitch in a tree house. tree house she live in a tree house they got all type of women in California Eskimos, Alaska, Scandinavians nigger it's all types of shit

look at these like hey ladies where the single ladies in for real who like me because I brought it with me and some condoms Bro, what are they making these condoms out of now?

Teflon? You ever wear the condom on and feel like you fucking yourself? All you hear is the condoms sound. I'm the only one still wearing condoms. Okay. I didn't know. Shit, I figured, okay.

It is summertime. Pregnesty season. Oh, this shit about to be ignorant. already cussing us out. They said, we really brought two many niggas, and they can't let everybody in. I was like, maybe if you took that dumb ass that shoe or Chris Tucker out. That shit don't even

look like Chris Tucker. That shit looked like a tall Don Cheeto. Fuck y'all. The Laugh Factory. This is a real factory. Ain't even no roofing this bitch. That's crazy. What's up, my nigga? How you doing, bro? What are you? bro. Long Beach, looking like the dude who sell Rolexes and shit.

Bruh, these gangster niggas is getting too feminine, bro. I saw a nigger with a pair of skinny shorts on today. Like, you can't sit in front of me. Your balls is out, sir. I am uncomfortable, my nigger. What happens to real gangers? All these niggas do not is dance and smoke hooker. I got robbed. I got rubbed by one of these new feminine-ass gangs. He had the gun like this and shit.

Give me all that shit. Take your shirt off. I was like, what? Whoa. This is my real life. Much love to all these ladies with these big-ass house styles that look like real hell. Then you get a home and she take that shit off.

So shit, what's all? That bitch, did you take your afro off? They used to at least glue them on. They don't even glue them on no more, bro. They're wearing these shit like hoodies. One bitch had the sideburns just hanging out. Take that dumb-ass shit off. You sweat in Beijing and black gel.

Stop stealing this makeup from the drugs, though, ladies. You out here ruining shirts and pillows and shit. I had this girl at the hotel. She doesn't left her whole face on the pillow, bro. Scared the shit out of Maria. Who is the person? I don't know, Maria. Bring me another pillow.

She won't take no for an answer. Don't nobody clean up the hotel like them old Spanish grandmas, bro. It'd be one of them. They don't talk to nobody. No English, no English. Like, that's English. You didn't just learn that much and stop. And no, I don't want no service.

It is 4.30 in the morning to go somewhere else. I thought she left. I laid back down and went to sleep. Woke up. She'd have made the bed up, clean the room up. I'm still in the bed. When the fuck did she come? Vellas, stop being so freaky.

You can't be out here eating pussy with your ass in the air. Lay down. What if somebody break in? He's going to shoot your freaky ass. You want your booty in the air. Come on now. Ladies, you got to call them out too. Sir, get your booty out there.

Get under the blanket. Your booty is in the ass, sir. Lay down, white dude. Lay down, get under a blanket, don't. Be out there with your ass out. Hey, yeah, yeah. How you doing? That's your man?

He looked like you be beating the shit out of him. He's a little nigger. He looked like he just, get your ass in there, watch them this shit. Bitch the game on, okay, all right. How long you've been married, bro? See, he can't even answer the question That's her bitch right there Shut up

Can I talk to him? Bro, you got anything you want to say? I know you've been holding a lot of shit in She's beating your hand Look how little of your hands are His hands little as fuck Nick got puppet hands 15 years.

She beat up all your sad bitches, didn't you? I know you did. You light skin without a scratch on your face? Come on. I know a bitch who can fight when I see one. She got her shit slick down on one side. That's an ass whooping if you go over there. See, she fight niggas too.

She got brothers. You're scaring the white ladies. Are they about the fight? No. White ladies, y'all funny as fuck, man. Stop being so goddamn scary. Every time y'all see a black man, y'all grabbing your goddamn purse and shit

like you strong, bitch. You vegan. If I want that goddamn purse, I'm gonna snatch the fuck out of that purse. Allison, you think clutching it is making it safe? If you don't sit that goddamn purse down, bitch? I'm scared of white women, bro. This club keep trying to set me up.

I'm in the green room by myself. They keep sending the white girl with the big titties in there. Can I get you anything? Yes, go get Tamika. That's what the fuck I want. The black waitress with that little bit-ass ponantile. That's what the fuck you get. Why they keep sending her?

Is this a setup? Hello? Okay, I like this audience, bro. A lot of laughers in here. Much love to all the ladies who giving good head all summer making this shit fun. I'm talking about giving good head all summer, just making the summer fun and shit. Oh, we love hanging out with y'all. The ones who give good head, don't it make you feel like a better man?

Bro, good head How you doing shit Like putting money In your savings account Cutting grass You'd be taking care of a lawn And shit Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm That is real life All the women in here Barely sucking This girl gonna tell me I don't suck dick Like that I was like, well what you suck it like then

Suck it like this Fuck that shit You didn't order $70 worth of steak. All that protein, you got some energy. Suck some dick. They stand you with the head. Get you head for eight seconds. You ready?

Yeah, for some more head. What the fuck? Then you ain't even sucking it right. You're sucking my dick like you're trying to open up a check. Come on, slow down. Teeth are sharp. That's too mean Whatever

Talked myself how to eat pussy I am going to get my dick sucked I feel like I should I'm a hell of a nigger I'm out here being I'm a faithful black man I'm straight I like black women I go to church, I believe in God.

I take care of my son, my baby mama ain't tripping. Why wouldn't you fuck with me? You didn't fuck with niggas who was a lot worse. You fuck with niggas, you didn't have to go pick up and suck dick. Come on. Shit, I could at least get myself over there. Come on now.

See, I'm not out here asking for pussy. That's not my thing. I'm not asking for no pussy. I'm giving away dick. This is not about me. This is good dick. This ain't just, this is not dollar me, you dick. This dick come with benefits.

You been to fuck me, your credit scored and went up 13 points just out the blue, just for fucking with a real nigger. Your edges is coming back in thick. You taking pictures like, I'm lengthen on these bidsons. I got hang time. You didn't lost a little weight in the front. I help you get all that off. Look, they think about it, that's some good dick right though.

The dick bring back edges, bitch lose that little pudge in her stuff. Whatever. Ladies, stop hiding all your insecurities. Do you know that me and freak is hell everything you're insecure about, we love that shit? See how quiet that guy who's like, don't tell the secret, yes. Whatever the fuck is wrong with you, we like that shit. Y'all be trying to hide your stomach and shit. and shit. Do you not know the nigger who about to get that pussy freak is hell and he been

seen that stomach? You're insecure because you had some kids and you got some stretch marks right here. Girl, that is the roadmap to good pussy. That's how you get to it. You can't be out here with no directions. You got to read them stretch marks. It's a story in there. Tell you exactly how to get that pussy wet and lead you right around the ass. You got to rub the booty. I heard. You ain't a real nigga if you don't bite that little dark skin and piece of booty right there with a... If she's Hispanic, it's gonna be brown,

but it's right there with an ass meet the leg, you're supposed to bite that for good luck, all the fellas. White dudes, it's just gonna be a pink line right there, bite that. You ever wonder how white dudes pick women, because white girls get drunk at the party, get to dancing like this and think it's sexy. What do white dudes say when they see that shit?

Look at those fucking hip bones. Amy's so fucking hot. Whatever. You knew I came to talk some shit. Hispanic ladies, if you got a man, you better love the shit out of him, because they love the fuck out of y'all. They do.

See, they ain't even clap. If you're a lady Hispanic, you know you you love the fuck out of her because them bitches get big as a tent after the hell and what the fuck did you eat?

You shaped like a caprisone pouch. Out of all the fucked up shit I say that's what make y'all turn on me? No, he ain't laughed no more. Racism funny when it ain't your turn.

What's up, my nigga, you good? That's your lady, right though? Huh? Hell yeah. Boy, how you get that pretty ad lady, big boy? Mississippi, hell, yeah. That means that nigga ain't a pussy to cut her grand, put a start on her car,

went to church with her grandma, all that. That's what Mississippi niggas do. What did he teach you? How are you going to volunteer some shit you don't know yet? Oh, how long you've been with her, bro? Three years. See, the nigga been here late at 15 year.

Can't say shit. You've been to learn from the Mississippi, niggins. Anybody else in him from Mississippi? What part you from, bro? Prentice? Yeah, it's fucked up down now. That shit still look like the fittest. The imprinted.

They got one-stop light. They don't even have a Walmart. Huh? Number what? Bumpers. Bumpers? They don't even know what that is. That's a low version budget of Sonic.

Yeah. Most of them bitches closed. in 89, they still got one down there. That bitch closed, they just ain't get the mail. It's still going on, ain't it? What you say? You barely have something. Who the fuck elected y'all to be

the goddamn counsel to just... I ain't know that y'all was just gonna say whatever the fuck y'all wanted to through the whole show. It's kind of scaring me. The girl with the, what is that, a t-shirt or some drawers? Oh, y'all gonna make it seem like I'm fucked up, like they don't just tie a t-shirt.

I know what happened. She had an appointment to get her shit braided and her stylist's thing, and she was like, fuck it, we're still going, bitch, fuck it. Real hood shit, if a bitch say some will drag that hole. Fuck you time out. See? See?

See? Ladies, avoid them girls. Don't fuck with them. All right, I've been up here about three months. Let me go and get the fuck out of here. We didn't discuss everything. Y'all feeling good and welcoming this bitch. Brud, hold up.

This is your lady, bro. That's your lady. That's your lady. You was a low-down nigga, bro. Fucking them kid, grandma, like that, bro. What are you finding that lady at? That lady was mad at her business. You caught in a vulnerable moment and shit.

She then left Henry for his... I'm leaving you, Frank. For who? A real nigger, that's who. A nigga out there living good. Got a big-ass crib in Beverly Hills. Much love to all the white ladies out here adopting black men getting them out the ghetto. Chris Jenna started that shit.

Look, she covered her face. Oh my god. You like them? How long you've been with them, white lady? How long? Shut the fuck up. I can tell because you're starting to sound like a black auntie 12 years. Let me lead.

It's too fucked up for me. Y'all look happy, bro. Boy, boy, boy. Okay, what my niggas at? They ready? J O.N. Play some pimp shit. Y'O.N. If you've been watching the 85 South show,

you already know what this is. Play me something funky, man. Play that shit for all the hood chicks over there. Yeah. Got a tattoo on you somewhere. Oh. Much love to all the ladies who know how to tie that goddamn t-shirt bonnet. Yeah.

Yeah. This is the 85 sound show. Yeah. Uh-oh. We got some chord. I'll tell it. We got to make this shit. Yeah.

This is all right. Double-dutch up this. This is like a church in this mother. You better sing, you better sing it right. You are all right, bro. You got hacked today. No, bro, I'm good now, though. You know, God is good.

We still here. You know, my followers real true to me. They know I'd never do no fuck. You know what I'm saying? I've been too true solid this long. You think I'm going to be on cocaine now? Nope. I want to smoke weed now, man.

This shit over with me. Yeah. Hey, man, with these ladies over here in the corner fucking with y'all, why y'all was on stage. Yeah, yeah. You know she, this bitch got a podcast on... Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. And she got a podcast every fifth Saturday in the fall.

Which one? With the red hair? Yeah, right there. What's your podcast about? It's called KDHR Titties. Huh? Neesh West agenda? You know what you should call it?

The East Side Moten. Her friend got that Macy Gray got damn Duregg on. I try to say goodbye and I choke. Try to walk away, but I stumble. There ain't no police. Let me see that one.

Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot him. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. They was fucking with me the whole time. I was just making sure. He robbing us.

You stink. That's what she said. She said, you stink. You stink. Let me see that goddamn one. You're going to shoot me, boy. That ain't no war. That's a Chinese being you.

Yes, bitch. shoot you, you better sit down. Oh, shit. Oh, that's the real, that's the natural side right now. That's the side ain't bullshit. They ain't bullshit. They ain't bullshit. That's the group on the natural. Oh, now, we ain't on the natural.

The natural is cool, ladies. Just make sure you consult your nigger before you make that decision. Don't just go natural overnight, expect the nigga to let you back in the house freely. No. You had the Dr. Merger when you left yesterday, you come back with the goddamn net and just expect

me. And expect me. I'm like, what happened? Let you win. You got the fucking Florida Evans If you don't get your good times Looking at Hey man That'd be hailing like dirty laundry up there

That's stupid Hey, stop Just watch a number whites right now I know ladies if you got weed Be honest about the fact you got weave too Don't just wait till the nigga Get comfortable with you and love you And you just suck this dick loose and shit

Now you want to show him your real ponytail That shit the same size as a pit bull dick Now, he's stuck with you. Damn ponytail this big. Bitch, Ponetail looked like a jolly rancher. You're like, bitch, if you don't get your candy-coated ponytail having ass to fuck out of here. I don't want to be with you no more.

Come on, Mason, Gray. Come on, Mason, Gray. We want to see it. Shut up. Mason, what you do for a living, Mason? You dog train? Well, you need to get with this thing. You in the video.

veterinarian needs to hook up on her head uh-huh good dog good dog that is a great dog you is a nice dog oh i got a good one for you i got a good one this is what you man get the big got number pedigree up there that you get the fuck out of him man oh my god I would love to see her training some dogs, bro. Them dog pot on these listens. You better not bite me. Oh, my goodness. You're a damn lab, bro.

That's a real hood, bitch. Them dogs listening to her, bro. Sit the fort down. Ain't growl again. Man, out of $20, only three dolls are actually trained, man. The rest of the 17, they do it. fuck they want to do, man. Where y'all find these people at, bro?

How long you've been training dogs? Eight years now. She probably ain't even got no dog. Just training everybody else, dog. Come here. Come here. Come to the gate. Come to the gate.

Come to the gate. I'm like, this bitch crazy. She having a conversation with the dog. Are those people back there treating you right, huh? Let me take my wrap off and give you a treat. Here you go. Here you go. You ever had a chicken nugget?

That's a chicken nugget, little man. What's your favorite dog to train? A Great Dane Bitch, where you found a Great Dane in Long Beach? Who got a Great Dane's at? You know what the Great Dane's at? In that shipyard and them containers, nigga they got everything over there.

She'd have been robbing the goddamn shipyard. That's what it is. Oh, them dog did. Well, all the more shit on myself coming across that bridge. Yeah, you did. You were scared in the motherfucker. I hit that dump.

That shit, there was. That was it. That was it. That was it right now. We went over two bridges? Come on. The whole shit. What the hell?

I thought we were going to Mexico. Shit, I ain't know it. Yeah, they put a Brooklyn bridge. Bridge and Long Beach, that bitch big as a motherfucker, man. No, I'm back on this bit for this great day, though. Hold up. So what dogs you be training at him? Why are you training all aggressive-ass dogs?

What the fuck is wrong with you? You see how... Y'all didn't even catch that. When you started asking her about the dogs, she got proper as fucker. That's what I'm saying, look. Pomeranians, Great Deans, German Shepherds. You got to make white people feel comfortable when you talk about their dogs. They're serious about it.

So why would I trust you with Gunther? You're like, well, I've been training dogs for eight years And I'm still gontha ass and sell them back to you Fuck wrong with you You seen gauntlet, nigga, I ain't never had gontha We're looking for him $5,000 I think I've seen a nigga with gomper I love this shit, man

You train cats I bet you do That means she's selling pussy in Long Beach right there If she trained cats, that's just she's selling pussy That's what that is. What she's selling? Come get it. Come get it.

I don't want that pussy. No. I don't want that person. That who? Ooh. She looked like she don't show her a bee. Just let that pussy just. That pussy looks just like they might.

You missed the spot, baby. You missed the spot. Hey man, I'm through talking to you, bro. You are fucked up in the fucking. You're a fucked up individual and you'll say anything to these people. I'm like, baby, you missed

a little spot right down to this. Women do that shit all the time. Shade the pussy lead to ass hairy. Pussy be smooth, but got Big foot ass. Big old ass. Ain't no hell in the pussy.

There's a ponytail around the booty, though. With the tissue in it. And it's longer than a real ponytail. You're like, bitch, how you're going to have an asshole ponytail? Long than the one on your head. You can tell what's on the hole

getting fucked the head, too. That shit is like, like, look, ooh. The top of an empire. Y'all, y'all don't play outside. Fuck that. He said, y'all don't play outside. Hey, the steak kick of antpiles. Nick, don't fuck my yard up.

Hey, man, we do not apologize for nothing this nigga said. Oh, no, I don't. I got hacked today, so I'm trying to tell the truth. You hear me? Hell, man, that shit was crazy. You see that shit, man. Man, boy. I'm glad I had two phones

to catch that stupid shit y'all I'm glad I got friends like y'all who was paying attention it was you first he was like what the nigga said on Twitter first I'm on Twitter just scrolling this nigga doing push-up eating a chicken wing

true story I said I'm watching the nigga do the push-up I said damn you're trying to fuck Alexis Texas that's a porn star if y'all don't know I didn't know I was introduced to the bitch today I'm like nigga why are you trying to do that

don't do that DC you might Might as well just go outside and run your dick over with the car. I said, what the fuck you talk? Damn, damn, damn. Nicky and everything. Damn. How that happened, bro? Go change your parents.

Get out of it. Code 10, the enemy is here. Shit, shit, shit. Damn, that's that goddamn. I can't have a fuck shit. This n'n't get that. You're trying to fuck a Lex's text. I think he said, you're trying to fuck a Lexus text.

I'm looking at the nigga, dude, pusher. I just seen the shit pop up one more time. This thing is legit. The niggins is somebody hacked with shit. I was trying to fucking last your chances. Got that shit out of the way. Then what are we at today? Rosco.

We get Rosco's, yeah. It's cracking that food. We had some of that good Mexican fried chicken. That shit is... I'm telling you. Hey, nigger, ain't a nigga named Roscoe worked in Roscoe since the 70s, all right? I'm telling you. Every Roscoe should have an old black man pretending to be a nigga named Roscoe.

What about the nigga at Gowell who was taking the list? But that nigga was dedicated. that old-a-nigua george jefferson looking at me yeah he should be one of the best he should be a ploy of the month but take david make it better if we run out of a chair and give it at one chair we we'll be short a chair like man why you to plug your butt oh jimmy oh yeah he'll be you a flag baby oh you want that five sure yeah

but anyway we sitting in rosco's i'm looking on instagram somebody had posted a picture of some goofy-ass shit on Fly page. I'm like, fly, uh, you posted this goofy-ass shit on your page? He's like, somebody posted some more goofy shit on my page. He said, come on, guys, let's get the fuck out of here. We got the wrong right now. Fuck the chicken. I'm like, yeah, you got that shit straightened out, gee.

They got you, man. We got, I was in Roscoe. I ran about the Roscold. Nigga, damn they didn't pay for the food. The nigga at the cabrest and wanted to be a fan. He's like, uh, it's you. I, fuck, nigga. I'm, hurry up and charge that credit card.

Bitch, I got real shit going on. I'm glad my shit ain't get hacked. Oh, my God. I'm going to get the fuck on for T-Move. I'm sorry. I've got to go to Verizon, man. I got to feel secured, man. It was the people at the store who work at the store.

Had my account information and all that shit. I don't need trust them for. I'm just for a start. You got hacked by somebody at the store. Y'all see me when y'all see me, nigga. Fuck that Instagram. It's crazy that we live in a time where your phone could get hacked. Like, we come from a team.

we old enough to remember when all the motherfucker could do was play on your phone. Hello, fuck you, click. Ah, got his ass. They don't even do that shit at all. Now, nigger, hack your whole phone. You can get into your Instagram, your bank accounts. See all the naked pictures you got

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Gotcha. I don't know what's going to be taking my service. Early. Is you heard that? Is him? That's the name on the account? That's fine. It's funny.

Who? It came in there. Change my mom. Change my mom. I think it was... I think the synchre was just getting used to like... God. Don't what ain't.

Somebody is taking my stove. Why don't I keep... Are y'all not listening? Why, every one do you prefer? Doesn't matter or anything? Can you give me some of it? Can I get a picture? Yeah, baby, come on, come on.

I know you're busy. It's all good. Just let you keep on the fuck about you. What you got going through, we still got to be an entertainer and make sure they happy. Somebody over here trying to win. Is this a good number? Or whatever. Six on six.

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