The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Trap Awards 5th Year Special w/ DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and Clayton English
Episode Date: December 25, 2020The whole crew is back together! Karlous, DC, Chico, Clayton and the Pour Minds girls post up in the trap to give out some awards. Some of the awards are fan-nominated and chosen - others we just made... up. This is one of the funniest episodes the trap has every seen and it makes sense cuz all the funny people are in the building.The guys take a look back at some of the funniest moments over the last five years while making all new moments! This is the coldest podcast!#85southshow #5yearanniversarySubscribe To our Channel: bitly.com/85tubeFOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - https://www.instagram.com/smokingjoen...Producer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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How many of this you want to fuck me? Come on.
Raise your hand.
I got of all niggins to get quick.
How many ladies really want to make love to me tonight?
Come on.
We don't hear you out there.
everybody no no i don't believe you i don't believe you i said who wants to make love to me tonight
i see you me no that was mine who wants to make love to me tonight go get her oh no that was mine
That was mine.
That was mine.
That was mine.
That was mine.
Oh, no, no, that was mine.
Oh, no.
Y'all ready?
Yes, sir.
What time it is?
I know that ain't the intro music.
Yeah, that shit sounds like you're on your way in the hell.
For real, I can't get one more chance.
Please, God, please.
You start hearing that shit win, you start floating back.
You start floating back.
Yeah.
Yeah, that ain't fucked up, dick, a boy to him.
See, see?
You ain't heard that one in the middle.
Yeah, that's the old school right there.
Come on, let this whole shit play.
You ain't gotta do that.
Original.
Yeah, oh.
He made that, standing outside in the courtroom.
Everybody know what's heading on foot school.
Let go.
You don't really want these problem.
Nigger what's had to will solve him.
Yeah, what the boss do?
Listen here, 85 sound.
Go ahead and hit you in the mouth.
There's no drop.
Uh-uh. There's no doubt.
Now we're gonna go straight to the top.
You're the age.
Blakes to the top, we ain't never getting played.
My nigga D.C. in this bitch with the bra.
Still got mine, too.
I ain't taking off the hat,
cause you're already sending me, you know that's a fact.
Carlos, it's a five-year anniversary, my niggas.
You got that blunt of your hand.
Won't you talk to the people about what you're saying?
Hold on five-year anniversary.
Somebody roll up.
Because ain't nobody even tell me about the other stuff.
You thought that I was tripping like I'm off my square.
I'm gonna fuck it up.
Hell no.
Bring it back.
And you know it's all facts.
85 sound show, Coddish Podcast.
Hold on.
The Coldest Podcast.
Yeah.
I'm off my square.
Uh-huh.
But we was talking to them people right now.
I said, The Codest Podcast, the Codest Podcast, the coldest podcast, the coldest podcast, the coldest podcast.
And shit on.
Turn it on.
The coldest podcast.
Turn it up.
Turn it up.
Turn a hit up.
Hey.
One time.
With a jacket.
I'm gonna bring you.
Get it cold.
So cold.
Hey, I eat that pussy like, hey.
Ooh-wee.
Ooh-wee.
He be eating coo-chee.
Yeah.
And so on time I be eating booty.
Me too.
What, what?
Me too.
What?
What?
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm not.
You did?
I did.
One time.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
I sneezed and I fell down to the booty.
I ain't gonna laugh.
I had a whip load on my nose and it was like,
I ain't gonna care.
It was exciting.
Yeah, her booty.
Because it stay right now, you're like,
I can smear this all the darn.
The ass?
Mm-hmm.
It wasn't fucking.
It wasn't fucking.
It had ass in the stage.
It was sex ass.
It wasn't just, okay.
That's mean you got ass in your mustache.
That's how you're gonna start off.
Ass in your mustache.
It was like a little,
she farted one time.
Wow.
That's so appropriate.
Yeah.
This is the five-year anniversary edition.
Oh.
Here boys.
No.
Five years.
Five years.
That's five years.
Day or win?
Five years.
Look at your brave.
Hold up.
Everybody.
Hey!
Everybody.
Show your shit, nigga.
Hey!
No, show ya.
My shit ain't break.
No.
Come on, you're the only one
ain't getting the message this year, Lowe's.
Come on.
I told you.
I told you when the first started.
You saw us.
I didn't believe.
Just be honest.
Your shit just ain't cutting in.
I became a belief.
Oh yeah, it's going down.
Your shit growing all the way too, too.
Don't lie to me.
No, I'm telling you.
The more you get it brady is just like it's coming up to the front.
I mean, hey, it's growing in a little bit, but it ain't like your shit.
You got, I'm telling you.
One more suit, nothing.
That's going to hit the front.
I'm telling you.
I need you to give me some of what you.
You got all times.
You got that.
I'm losing it.
I'm losing it.
I'm losing it.
That's why I'm getting it right.
You lose.
I'm losing.
You got lace for edges.
That nigga shit is...
Now, y'all think it's hating because that,
Nickle, stop playing.
These bitches laid down.
You hear it.
Why, I'm saying.
My nigga flagged out there.
I'm just a bachelor.
You hear me.
Five years, man.
Five years, man.
Five years, bro.
What, five years?
Five years, man.
We've been working for five years, huh?
That brazen.
Five, man.
That shit, blue pay.
What this is, 2020?
2020?
20, 20, 20, 20, 50.
Who, 2015, oh, yeah, that's right.
Shit, sound wrong.
2015, huh?
2015.
That seemed like forever ago now.
That seemed forever.
That when we started a while or not.
Well, I started.
Yep.
We started 2015, because that was our second season.
Oh, well, we started in the beginning of 2013,
and then he came that second, with the third season.
Right.
Because we had gotten to, y'all.
Y'all wasn't shooting like that on 214.
No, we, that was when we was only shooting one time a year.
Right, right, right, right.
So we shot 2013, and we shot,
one in 2014 and you came and then after that it was just just start yeah boom damn but
god is amazing god is amazing first of all man we didn't been there well doing this
for real bro yeah we did the casino well the man we didn't did a lot yeah we did remember
that show we did we did that show in Arkansas nigga I don't even know if we ever seen that one
again hold on hold on hold on hold on see that one nigga we did the
Apollo.
We did.
Two sold-out shows at the Apollo.
We test the fucking rock, nigga.
The rock.
Historic night at the Apollo, boy.
I'm talking about two times.
We did the, what's that in LA we did that Richard Pride?
The palladium, yeah.
Sold out, man.
Sold out of the palladium.
We don't did some amazing shit, man.
I'm not ya, nigger.
Oh yeah, we all were at the whop that nigger.
Hey, that was the first time, that was the first time
and nobody ever seen no time out, time out.
Don't nobody know that happened.
Y'all, niggins, don't nobody know that happened.
We ain't about to debut that one, is we, we can't.
I mean, we can't.
We were just going down memorand.
That one ain't been exposed.
That one.
That one ain't been exposed.
Whoa.
You bullshit.
Oh, what a nod.
And what, what, a nigh.
And what, what, y'all cut the show,
men stay the same.
Hey, what y'all want to do this?
What you want to do, man.
Can we go with that nigger had right here or y'all want to leave?
You want it.
You were like, well, they go, man, they go there.
Yeah, we're walking out with the money.
Don't forget about that goddamn, that Doberman pinch of that nigger has sitting like.
Yeah, punch the shit out of that nigger.
Here, man the dog.
Yo, go with your own, the nigger, go with your own.
Ready to eat.
Eat some shit up.
Prance over that, bitch.
We'd have been through a lot of shit, man.
Classic moment.
Classic.
Remember Losa got on the motherfuckers on the plane when we got us stuck.
Oh.
That was, yeah.
Yeah.
You get you, boy.
Hey, listen, though, nobody talks.
That niggasces came out there.
No, nobody talks shit to a white man like Carlos.
I tell you that.
Oh, I know what's wrong with you.
Yeah.
Y'all don't like niggas.
That's what's wrong with you.
Successful niggas.
What's going to on?
Bitch call the police.
Who the fuck gonna come all the way out this motherfucker with another racist-ass-white man?
I don't give a fuck.
We didn't get up out here.
Yeah, let's leave, bro.
This thing people said it right here.
We had to ride to the rental car place with a random white woman.
We didn't even know who she was.
She was cool.
She was cool as a law.
We're lost, ain't you?
We're like, bitch, we got stuck.
Yeah, we're here.
Yeah, we got in the first car we saw.
First car we saw.
That was the only car out there.
Yeah.
Drive out of hair from me, racing, motherfucker.
Then Lowe's felt like we got stuck on purpose.
He said, I know what they're trying to do.
They're trying to keep us help.
That was a sign to get out.
Well, you did the whole goddamn Oakland show with their wig on.
With the costume.
Oh yeah, because I had my, my little girl had a birthday party,
and we was old school, and I said, I can't change clothes.
I'm going to work.
Man, that nigga had that.
I'm gonna work.
I'm gonna work.
And you know they've been playing the hell out of the clips since the versus.
Yeah, hell yeah.
I ain't got dread but I plan on growing so.
For real.
Oh, I gotta see it.
Oh, my nigga.
I ain't got dread but I plan on growing some.
Maybe we can do this shit all day.
We gotta look at some clips.
We ain't never look back at no clips.
We ain't never did.
That's crazy.
We never sat down and look to some of the shit we did die.
Cause it's us, niggas shit.
Yeah.
Play us some clips, man.
Play us some clipping, man.
Hey.
He's been on a party.
been here don't mean I left. Yeah, you've been on a journey. Just because I ain't been here
don't mean I left. Self-discovered. They told me I wasn't on here. They said you had never
been on here. Who told you that? Everybody. Everybody, you got to talk to them. Please tell
them. I'm tired of answering questions. Hey, man, so you ain't on the 85 style show no more? Have you seen me
on it? Because I'm not on it, don't mean I'm not there. Do you understand what I'm saying? Man,
motherfuckers just be hitting me saying weird shit. Like, hey man, you and Clay need to work that out. I was like, what, what is that?
Niggie.
Oh, these the clips for the guests
with the most appearance.
Most appearances?
What, nigger do that one time?
Man, we're doing 85 South Show Trap Awards today.
You're good.
Yeah.
Now, we're gonna turn this time on award show.
We got our award, nigga.
This bitch is like an NAACP award a little bit.
That shit fly-in.
Yeah, that's the shit they get you
at the N-A-C-P award.
Tell the truth.
I've seen them at the thrift store.
What's y'all doing?
Now, these is hand cut by a black woman.
A black one made this.
And that's why they shaped it like a spade
because you know niggas like to play spades so they were like we're doing it for the 85 so
they put it like that why they put it like to be shaking something it is it is what is it's
like a spade somebody just said huh just give them something shape like what they know for
talking shit yeah let me talk shit about this yeah that's exactly what we gonna do it's
heavy though yeah yeah it's gonna be proud to have it i it i it's shit don't peel off do it
no it's on the inside that's you budge in yeah that's on the inside
How you get it on the inside?
Yeah.
How you get it on the inside?
See, that's what we want you to act.
This is nice, yes.
You thought there was some cheap shit, but this is special.
Yeah, I thought it was, my bad.
Exactly.
Love hosting real great.
So we're gonna turn this bitch to a trap show tonight.
As we sure.
Man, we got all the type of categories and shit.
Yeah.
And we're gonna make up something.
Okay.
Man, this got me going crazy, man.
This is the longest I didn't ever went without, like,
telling no jokes of doing no show.
Sitting at the house all day, man, with these kids.
is trying to help them with the school work everything in the world following i don't know what to
do i all i know how to do is talk shit i talk shit when it's raining when it's snowing outside in a
blizzard whenever it's going on i'm gonna talk my shit and for me not to be able to do that
it's got me you know i'm going crazy a little bit so i can't take it no more so you know what i did
i had me a show yeah a safe one a social distance show nobody
even got out the car yeah and i'm putting it out i'm putting it out because if i would have been
outside i would have put something out by now this is not no comedy special this is just some special
comedy this is some comedy that i did in the middle of the pandemic and i want you to see it because
i know you would have came if you would have been able to so we're putting it out independent ain't no
middleman it's straight me it's just buy it from me it's direct the consumer it ain't it ain't
It ain't going to be no Netflix special.
It ain't no HBO.
It ain't no showtime.
It's 85 South media.
Support it.
Watch it.
Smoke something to it, man.
I'm just, you know.
Shit, by any means.
We're going to get it done by any means.
Whatever going on, as long as I'm alive, we're going to do some comedy, some kind of way.
2020 been so messed up.
I don't even want to drop it on 20.
Don't drop it in 2020.
Drop it in 2020.
First day of 2021, we're dropping something.
We got to drop something for the streets.
2021, New Year's Day, that's when we're dropping it.
We ain't put nothing out in 2020.
2020 is cursed, man.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Fast as going to roll in the trap.
D.C. Yon flag.
The nigga roll up in two shakes.
Thank you.
While also always dropping the movie.
I got to get my speech, motherfuck.
Most drops. Most drops.
Most weed drops.
Right.
Thank you.
I want to thank all the weed that fell out my lap.
Man, without you, man.
I wouldn't be low.
If you had to take an estimation,
about how much weed have you dropped?
Maybe an ounce.
Probably a pound.
About an ounce.
D.C. didn't smoke so much floor, nigger.
You don't even understand.
The last one was really pitiful.
That last one hurt my heart.
Rolled the floor up.
That last one hurt my heart.
Mm-hmm.
So are we gonna just have the war like this?
No.
They're gonna see the one of them.
that we're given is for most appearances on the 85 South Show.
Who you think got the most appearances?
Who the fuck that came on that?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't never count.
Me neither.
They just, I just read.
There ain't too many people that then came back a whole bunch of times, though, so.
I don't know.
We don't have so many niggas on the show.
Who fuck the other been on here that many times?
I hope they don't think no check.
I think I know who it is.
Now that I think I know who it is.
We got time for no more niggins like the employees.
You know, I've been on that.
See.
Let's see who we got.
Who we got?
Any, any, any, any nominees?
We'll play the clips again.
We don't have nominees.
Yeah.
It's Nogh.
We will.
Nogh.
Oh, so they played the Clayton clip.
Clayton must have won the award.
Yeah, they played the award
It must have been.
So you told, hold on.
Hold on.
So that's how we doing?
So Clayland and Nav won.
So Clayland and Nav won.
Yeah, I think they both won.
We got to give it.
That's part of the show.
That's been on here a lot.
Yeah, that's part of the show.
Clay and damn, he is the show.
So, I mean, it's only right, right?
He here.
I'm supposed to say that.
What the?
What, fuck it.
Yeah, Clay, Clayton.
Clayton.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He is.
Hey, man.
Hey man, they try to trick up.
Oh shit, we got awards girl.
Yeah, we got the awards girl.
Look at that.
Hey, man.
Hey, man, give me, I be here even when I don't be here.
Exactly.
And then, uh, he couldn't be here tonight for whatever reason.
I be here with me.
But I will gladly accept this award on behalf of Nav Green.
Civic most appearances.
This is on behalf of Nab Green and Just for Feet.
This is on behalf of Nab Green and Just for Feet.
My, that might build like a lesbian.
Hey.
You're gonna go to sit down right there.
Clayton in one award.
They tried to fuck us up.
Y'all made an award.
What's up, nigga?
Fuck you, time out.
Hey, they made some awards.
I don't know, but they're good.
They're on the inside.
Nick, I wouldn't hear it from you if I knew you had a award.
I've been here the whole time.
I know.
I don't know what they're doing with all this.
You want to play Jack's music.
And this shit, man.
We're doing it big.
This nigga motherfucking talking about.
like, my .
You get your count now?
Sit out!
There's reward for the most count there.
You're going to do.
He's taking this shit seriously.
There.
What are you doing, are you going?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Ah!
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
How do we do it?
Man, you all have got so...
He's about to leave us.
This is about to go to prices right after this.
That's what it is.
Ah, that's hilarious.
Oh, my God.
We turned in a five-year anniversary show to the Trap Award show, man.
Y'all deserve it. Y'all need to have it.
We need to...
Give me this and get me some more shit, too.
Yeah, you probably want some shit.
What's...
I thought that was a drug.
He said he told the niggins to sit down.
Diggins was already sitting down.
He told niggins to sit down.
How did he do?
He did you.
Stand up, Clay.
Everybody knows.
There's no more seats.
Everybody stands up.
That n.
You don't know what he wanted.
And he told us.
We got all kind of shit going on here tonight.
It's live, man.
We get growing.
We're tripped.
Thank you, y'all.
Thank you all.
I appreciate you all.
Thank you all.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
This is more like in-house awards, you know?
Yeah.
Shit that we fuck with it.
You know what I mean?
Did you know that our most viewed live show is currently at 5.2 million?
Which one that is?
The Star Dome?
Hell yeah.
We did motherfucking magic.
That was, I told them when we went down there, I said, man, y'all gave us the motivation that we can really really
really come up with three shows and one day, y'all remember how we, I ain't gonna flare, I'll tell
the truth.
I was like, man, we got three shows.
I'm like, man, what the fuck y'all'nick doing, man?
I'm like, we gonna go out there and come up with shit on top of our head, man, three times.
They're like, listen, D.C.
Leaveing yourself.
And Jay, well, no, I'm like, man.
Y'all nigga tripping, man.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
We went from doing that.
Remember, what was that?
We had four in one day.
What was that, Nashville?
Yeah.
We had Nashville.
We had Nashville.
No.
at the theater we did for that was when we did crack smoking your body we did four shows
in one day hey man let's watch some clips from the start don't you remember the joke like this
to show your granddad your hell yeah oh it's 15.2 million wait a minute run that bet that's
fucked up dear you got to see the one we got to do the hell shit over oh oh I'm high it's 15
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, take your hood off me.
Take your hood on me.
We had so much, man.
We had so much, man.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Wait a minute.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
15 million views.
I'm sorry.
Okay, that's not about right.
I almost cheated us at a whole 10 more million.
I'm sorry.
15 million.
That was, that whole show, bro, was so comfortable, bro.
From the first show all the way to the end, bro.
That was the first time I ever felt that much energy from doing comedy.
It was just like, I knew we got something then.
It was like, oh, it's a rock.
It's a rock.
This shit like theater.
We were on the head.
We was on eight.
We was on the ass left and right.
What?
Damn.
Damn.
No, no.
That ass, damn.
Where you find this one, son?
Why she came in like she was apologizing for us?
I'm so sorry.
The niggas did the mixtape intro.
God damn!
What did you find this one?
Boo to bat that like this, yeah.
Where are we going?
Yeah.
So we won this award.
We won this one.
That's what it is?
We won our own award.
What would?
What would?
What would?
Most new live show, Star D'O'Rocet.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
The war for this place, right?
I don't know how it works.
We won it.
Let me hold it.
The war go to the Star Dome.
Thank you so much.
And I just want to say thank you.
You know who were dedicated to?
The people of Alabama.
Yep.
Everybody who came to the Star Dome show.
If anything, this belonged to y'all.
And everybody who watched the show.
Yeah.
This belong to y'all, Alabama.
I ain't ain't gonna cap.
Yeah, we might just mail that to Alabama.
Yeah, just put this in the start on, man.
Just put it in the gas station that everybody go to.
Hey.
Ain't nobody else came to a war?
No.
The one that everybody goes.
You don't need 85 South?
I got one.
I got hook.
I got one.
I got a hookah.
That nigga gonna duplicate this motherfucker at the gas station.
He's gonna sit around with that bitch on the chain.
Yeah, man.
It been not.
Fuck with y'all, nigg.
This is nice.
Nice crystal.
15 million views.
15 million views.
15 million.
You know the most view.
Trap episode is almost at 3 million.
Who?
None other than.
Who, nigger?
Mr.
Help is on his way.
No.
Jesus is popping.
Come on, man.
Country Wayne.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Souther Wayne.
Cush Wayne.
There's a lot of hands, but.
for him making a whole bunch of money off Facebook skits.
So we're gonna accept this award on your bass.
We're gonna send it to him.
Turn up.
We're gonna sit it to you, nigga.
Appreciate your country, Wayne.
And see, that's the thing, though.
We're not waiting to the big stage for us to do our award.
We're making sure that our people get recognition right, man.
Right now, I'm saying.
Right fucking now, man.
Flowers why they can smell them.
Like, people say that's what it is.
You dig what I'm saying, don't matter if the flowers come out of Krogore.
You got flowers.
You got flowers.
Just like, we got another award.
What we got?
We did this one on the, uh, on the social
Social media, we did a poll.
We asked the 85% of who was their favorite male gifts.
Who?
Who?
Well, they said things like Little Duval.
Right.
They said like Tyler Chronicles.
Okay.
Okay.
Stuff like that.
But you know.
Who won?
It was one, we really stuck out.
Okay.
And ever since he came, shit ain't been the same.
Mom and Gay hasn't changed his face since my man living.
Who?
Who?
He won.
We took a poll.
He won.
My boy, E-Man.
E-Man.
E-Man couldn't be here tonight on behalf of him looking for a woman that listens.
He's still on that mission.
He still looking.
I'm talking about, still on that mission today.
So we will accept this award on your behalf.
E-Man, love you, my nigga, appreciate you.
You know what time it is.
You did.
So he won favorite male guests.
Favorite male guests.
We don't have a lot of lady guests.
Right.
But sometimes we get to have some lady guests that come up in here and really just.
and really just turn it up.
So we had to ask them,
who were some of their favorite female guests?
Okay.
They said people like Brady.
They said people like B-Simone.
They said people like just hilarious.
Okay.
But these two ladies who came up here,
they really acted a fool
and turned the trap up when they came.
And they said the ladies from the poor man's podcast.
Oh!
Oh!
There you go, Lackie.
You want to get them like shit, right?
Look, you can't fast.
Blake, what did he just do?
Please.
Stay your ass back now, man.
God damn, man.
You ain't come out for nothing now.
He can't wait, could it?
He waved you in and came out there.
Oh, man.
We got a speech.
We got to say something.
I just want to thank that bow.
Okay.
That's fine.
That made the mic hard.
Oh, my God.
The mic wasn't so bad.
The mic got hard.
The mic was like this.
The mic was like this.
Straight up.
You say you want to thank what?
That bootholt.
What?
I would like to thank the Pee's in my own.
The Bitty Bs, too, of course.
The Bitty B.
We're the Bitty B.
B.
Big Digg boys.
Oh, I see big dick balls, okay.
No, I appreciate.
Big dick ballers.
Yeah, that'll work too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks everyone, we appreciate it.
Y'all keep turning up.
Keep turning up.
Thank you.
I give me somebody.
Baby. Give me that pussy baby.
And give me some of that pussy baby.
I can't even so hairy.
Give me that pussy baby.
Play it on my face, right cheek, melt,
put it on my face.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that's that one.
I need you on the hook, girl.
Huh?
I need you on the hook.
Hey, that's, I felt.
That's the one.
You know how I told you I wasn't gonna call you till I had the one I needed you.
That's it.
That's the one.
Like if I had to believe in one, that was it.
That's the one.
I felt that one.
I pay you.
half of what you're charging for half of a feature.
Don't worry, but I just want my publisher.
I thought she's okay.
That niggins are, I pay you half
for what you charge you for half of a feature.
Nicky, that's a quarter.
You get a quarter in your vein.
That's it.
You got to pay them, half.
Just ask for 25 cents, that, that's it?
Oh, shit.
To lose to the lovely ladies with poor minds, man.
Y'all can't go.
Love, man.
They always turn up.
Hey, man.
They always turn up.
took that shit over yeah i gotta talk to people and they got to tell me on the booty hole
episode you want to see some clips we got clips like a motherfucker today y'all want to see some clips
man play the clip we got the clip and everything i don't know what oh this is for the
so this this this all the lady gets yeah that's what i say y'all want some clips yeah oh okay
you know how to watch the lady appreciate that's all right remember b simon says she makes salmon gravy
Salman gravy, yeah.
Salman gravy.
Yeah.
Where is that picture?
That picture, man.
S.S.
What are your picture?
Look at the bar.
Doing them little bits.
I miss that.
They was doing them little bit.
That's funny as fuck, man.
You were hating this shit.
I was like, do it again, do it again.
I don't take a lesbian out of the word.
Oh, why?
Are you a lesbian?
I'm not, but I know a few.
I know.
I know that one.
I'm not.
Don't try this.
I'm a dick, bitch.
Fuck then.
I'll pick some terrible clips.
Right.
Pick the most,
pick the clip that's going to get us canceled.
Don't add that one.
With the waves in the countdown.
Pick another clip, man.
Pick another clip, man.
I nominate another clip, bro.
Yeah.
The climbing ain't right.
right for that clip. I was like, oh my god, how many times am I going to say it?
I'm all he knew.
Hey man, matter of fact, man, cut the clips off.
This is enough clips.
God damn.
They fucked you up.
That's enough clips.
And it's, he didn't pick the clip from before before we was up.
Now we're out, man.
Don't fuck it up with the thothack.
We just gonna talk about it.
We don't actually need, man.
They ain't great.
He's right there.
Don't play no more film.
There's no more film.
The climate is different.
What?
Boy.
We're supposed to be celebrating this shit.
I don't know.
I don't know we were getting millions of views on that one, but they put it back.
Hey, man.
Who did he say, hey, man?
Who's going to fucking the clips, man?
I'm going to fuck with the clips, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God, damn.
You didn't say that house a big thing favorite clip?
Oh.
Remember when they're getting there?
Somebody tried to sabotage.
Hey, you know when they can't get?
What's the name of that game or anybody playing that?
What you got to find them up?
What is through that,
that ain't supposed to be there?
That's what we got to do.
Bro.
Who did him pick them clips, bro?
Oh, my God.
What did y'all find them?
What's next?
Let's move past that.
We give it too much attention.
We got to move past it.
What's the next clip?
You know, we have a lot of musical guests around.
Yes, we do.
We know a lot of people in the music industry.
We do.
Show that.
Who's some of y'all favorite musical guests that came through?
I ain't gonna talk, hand-down, man.
Buster rhyme, man.
Come on.
Buster rhyme.
Buster rhyme.
We got a few in the cut that a lot of people ain't seen yet,
but he was one of my favorite trouble, bro.
When trouble, trouble.
Two-Chane.
T-I.
Titty boy and two-chain.
Both of them came.
TIP and T-I came.
Yeah.
Loz, I figured it out.
What?
Then let Noggi bricked the camp.
I knew he was gonna get back one day.
Not to get back off that flip-block, digger.
Fuck these niggas.
He said, I got some buddies, bitch-ass, big.
Flip-lock this, motherfucker, motherfucker.
I knew it was coming back.
That niggas say we're gonna see how much he flip flops when they ask him about this clip.
Fuckin' bitch.
Remember on Millic Society when that nigg was about to mail the video?
Yeah, we're gonna see it with the motherfucking police get a clip of this.
fucking police get a clip of this video, man.
All right, Charleston.
There ain't no bitch on this video, that about,
Chauce.
Bruh.
They let Nige pick the chips.
That is the one he's mad with.
They said, Noggi, you got the clips?
He said, I got the clips.
Oh, man.
He back is a mother.
It is.
This is a dish bastard cold.
The clips.
Oh, I've got the clips.
Oh, my goodness.
He's like the niggins.
Tell us in the hood.
You want the clips.
I caught the motherfucking clips.
At the end of this shit, that nigg going to turn around.
This ain't no goddamn podcast.
Boy, all, all.
So we got to pick the musical.
The best musical clip.
Naugie.
Drop the clip.
Drop the clips.
Don't play shit.
That's hilarious, bro.
You guys want to get it?
I don't trust that, nigger, man.
He did him in the same flip-flop, we told him.
Outside, outside.
Oh, that's hilarious, bro.
What this dick is evil, bro.
This thing is evil, bro.
This thing you die of you, bro.
That niggins a silent assassin, bruh.
That is a solid assassin, bro.
It's pretty, man.
You know, that is funny, man.
You're gonna get out here.
It's so big, man.
You're gonna skate hard.
He had to look like they get mad at his cheek, whatever he'd do, you can do that shit.
No, he didn't want to go off his, like a drinkling stick.
No, he definitely skated hard.
That's why they edit this shit when he skated.
They were like that dick too.
They're like, no.
They're like the best.
That ain't.
We're going to edit your shit.
That boy was out there like, you're like, yeah, you don't skate, do you?
That's what he's on one club and two skaters, they were like,
see anywhere in ATL.
Okay, that's it.
Make some noise for the clips.
So who is the winner?
I'm the favorite musical guest.
Well, according to our online survey, we did online survey?
Did online survey?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, the 85% and said currency.
Hey!
Curse to hospital.
Go crazy.
We're ready.
There we go.
Jack Larson.
He couldn't be here either.
Cursey also couldn't be here tonight.
So I'm going to accept this award on his behalf and Currency, we still got your grinder, my nigger.
We put it in the museum of rap hall of me.
We're giving it to new face.
We're giving it to new face.
So don't even ask about it.
Don't ask about it.
Salute the currency man currency right there can give it the new face he's gonna put it in the museum
yes sir that's gonna be nick all right we know all kinds of people yeah we do bro
trap is a revolving door yes he did everybody as well yep
fool that we bring all types of pickle food what musical guests would you want to come
through and fuck with us oh yeah okay that's a dope man that's a dope man
Outcast.
That's my fool?
That's your food.
Why your fool look like?
No, no, man.
Go to no Chinese, man.
What the fuck?
They didn't even put your shit in the box.
They didn't get in a t-shirt.
They're gonna wrap this nigga food up in a t-shirt.
Naugin, you weren't in the restaurant too, need?
This thing is getting back tonight.
No, we're gonna make it work.
Nah, you know, I just had to get some JJ right.
What is that?
Who would you want to come to?
Who would I want to come to come?
You know what?
After we did the BETT Awards, I really want Monica to come to come to come to.
want monica to come to a episode i think that'd be dope as fucking she won't
to her monica gotta come through and fuck around bro okay all right fucking then um
shoot got to bring master p oh of course oh that'd be crazy that'd be wild got to
mr p would be crazy oh we'd hear all the stories boosey boosey got to say that
boosey man comments stay assing boosey i was trying to wait until he's selling them
features half off and then try to pay him for a half of a fee
Yeah.
Because he'd be on, you know how he'll get on Instagram
with his man and be like, and that,
and features a headphone.
I'm trying to catch him.
Catch him on one of them days.
Who you wanted a musical gas fly?
A musical gas.
I ain't even, cap.
A musical gas?
Ah, come on.
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Hmm.
This, nigga eat an onion ring.
Yeah, yeah, a nigga fuck wrong onion ring.
Oh, okay, bitch.
Man, you can't put me on the spot like that.
Come back to me, nigga.
We didn't win around already.
You guys, come back to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I said.
Outcast, you got to let the nigga.
Yeah, you got to let the nigga chew some.
That was like a booply thing.
That's what I'm saying, both.
Oh, okay, bad.
You know what?
I ain't even going to care.
Because I just sit down and just listen to him.
Can I get two people?
Yeah.
All right, damn.
One of them ain't, what happened?
One of y'all, niggott.
Oh.
Oh.
I hear everything.
Nick.
I had roaches.
You hear me.
What happened?
One of them ain't a musical guest, though.
Okay.
Oprah.
And Janet Jackson.
Janet Jackson and Oprah.
And Jay Z too, Jigga, you ain't there to interview a year.
Didn't come fuck with a jigger.
Oh, nigga, I'm tripping!
Rihanna, nigga?
Oh, yeah.
Well, if you're gonna say Rihanna, I'm gonna say Beyonce.
Yeah, you can come with Jay-Z?
Yeah, she's gonna say.
That'll be crazy.
Okay.
Bro, what if Beyonce come and she just kick it for about three hours?
Nigger, that'd be love.
I'm gonna crap.
I'm gonna crap.
Tears.
I'm gonna ask you the real question.
I don't give a fuck.
What did y'all say?
I don't give a fuck with you.
What she do?
I'm going crap.
What Michelle?
That ain't.
Oh,
The one.
The one who left?
No, that would, no, you're talking about the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
ain't nobody, Michelle ain't leave.
It was the other two there left.
That's the gospel scene.
Go in, and she, she, she was always about it.
They always gave her one line, though.
Everybody, like, I thought you, that's it.
That's all it.
They told the girl when she left the group that she ain't even had to get her luggage,
she was gonna have her luggage to sit to her.
She was like, don't even worry about going back to the hotel.
Just go ahead and fly out.
No.
We'll, we'll get it sent to you.
We ain't got time for this shit no more.
this shit no more we want to talk about all that stuff man so who else got to come
through who who no spike lee spike oh spike lee you got to come holley he got to put us in
the movie though they got to be in the contract spike like a motherfucker you ain't
never seen spike lee cuss I don't get a fuck I said he got to put us in the movie
oh put us in the mother you said he got a cuss in the movie yeah I know that
nigger I know that niggins at the basketball game yeah he's a problem
I'm gonna punch that thing in the forehead all right I got a better question I had a
If we had a Caucasian guest come through, who would you want to be your Caucasian guest?
How's that plan?
How's that plan?
I was just playing.
Jim Carrey.
That's it.
That's the only nigger.
That's the only one.
Everybody else got to wait outside.
Jim Carrey.
Want to be picking this shit out?
That's great.
Why y'all?
Why y'all here?
Who told y'all?
How do y'all about the truck?
You know who only don't know what the truck?
Is it nothing?
Is it nothing?
What you got, Lo?
He said Jim Carrey.
I'm trying to think.
Let me see.
Come on, I got you one more.
You're a cool one, because we're leaving him out.
I'm thinking Tom Hanks.
This is a nigga, Boris Gump coming through this mess.
Oh, my God.
Now, we don't need for a Gump.
Hell now.
He has to be somebody else.
Why?
I don't want him to be sitting here like, you want a box of chocolate.
I do.
I would take the box of chocolate.
You just spit all the prank.
Oh my man, don't worry about it, it's good.
You need a letter, did you?
No, not my shirt.
A white person?
Yeah.
God damn, it's got a white celebrity.
I got one, I got another one.
Who?
I don't want to take it up.
No, go ahead.
No, go ahead, because he's cool it up.
Who?
Who?
Who?
He don't know if he white, though.
He's white his motherfucker.
He could have.
I want to be the Cuban, Nick, though.
So why I want to come through?
Bill Clinton, Nick.
You want Bill?
Bill Clinton.
I don't know, he's not.
He's not.
Nah, he might be a whole guy.
That's it.
Don't get answers to questions that we had asked Bill.
No, see, wait, before you even go into further,
don't say that, because Bill might fuck around
and try to come on this motherfucker.
You know what I really like you guys?
You might try to fuck around and come on this motherfucker.
Ah!
Come on, run that back, run that back, run that back.
Run that back.
Run that back.
And come on this motherfucker.
Oh.
I like the way you went there, call him.
It's very smooth.
Because I'm with that, I cut on the track, I will.
We're going to ask Bill like, like,
What made you the day here?
He gave us the real, wrong story.
So look, I was sitting in the old,
I had about that much junk left.
And I was like, man.
She walked past here one more time, I swear to go.
She didn't walk past, she had been in there all day,
like she wanted something.
That gonna be the crazy part of that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like she just wouldn't leave.
We went to catch.
And then she came back, and then I was like,
she ain't got no pants.
The crazy part, that wasn't even the first time.
Oh shit.
We need that, man.
We need that.
We need that.
We got to keep going.
We got to keep on.
We got to keep on.
We got way more boys to give out.
Well, we've been talking about all kind of people, man.
We'd have had a few athletes, you know, be on our show, on our live shows.
This is like that.
So we had to ask the 85% of some of their favorite athletes were that came through the track.
Okay.
So let's see.
Nogie.
Roller clips.
You know what was an athlete, right?
Yeah.
You ain't gonna put a goddamn bust around.
That ain't no.
Okay, we got it, Mon Shumper.
Man Shumper, okay.
How many of the league we had on the show?
Yeah.
We had a few.
He came.
We had boogie called then.
Yeah, buggy called then.
Deion Sanders came to the live show.
Yeah.
It's almost like two and a half.
That's it.
That's it.
That the niggins shed that shit, man.
That's funny y'all be saying some shit that we can't hit me at the house, like you heard him call me bitch
That's funny about
You know that I'm not
I'm not saying he gets to him with somebody to me is probably to somebody in my mind that's what I would make
But what you think I'm saying you can't see that to them?
Do you know me to be at home coaching y'all?
Do you know that?
I'm not at that.
I'm not at that.
Come around this side it, that nigger.
Hey, we got one, we got a Capriza on and up.
I'm bitch ya.
My boy.
Hold on, what is it?
Roger, man.
I'm gonna put one in here and it's gonna be 40 minutes long.
And then one is gonna be four seconds long.
They're not gonna be able to figure out anything.
It's gonna be so inconsistent.
It's gonna be so uncontrolled.
God, I can't wait.
He said it's going to be so inconsistent.
Why?
Why?
That's funny.
It's going to be so inconsistent.
I'm going to start all the clips in the middle.
That is funny.
He said they're going to be so inconsistent.
It's going to be out of control.
All right, that's enough clips.
Oh, that's when he's did, he jokes.
Let's try to get the clips together on the next one.
Next drive.
Are the next set of clips ready?
And the winner is?
Who is the winner?
Eamon Shumba.
All right, Ben.
Yeah, he came.
Yeah, he came.
There you go.
There you go.
More than that view of you dropping these awards off is...
Man, I'm feeling gonna sit over there.
They are gonna be in.
Uh, Eman Shumper couldn't be here tonight.
Moose her be and make the beat slow down.
Boom.
Eamon Shumper couldn't be here tonight.
So I would gladly accept this award on behalf of Iman Shumper.
Yeah.
Shout out to Amon Shumper, man.
Hey, that was so fat guy.
He's all right.
Hey, man, I'm going to like,
Hey, man, I'm too nice, Loz.
Hey, well, I here and see everything, boy.
Okay, so next up, what we got, Loz?
Favorite live show?
Yeah, that ain't away for the motherfucker.
Then we do favorite live show already?
This is the band.
They got chopped.
All right, so the favorite live show.
Loz.
What's the nominee?
Anaji.
Do we have any clips?
Hanaji was.
Oh, man.
Favorite live show.
Okay.
I look like the start-o.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
With that shit on and an apron on time.
Cold glass and all that.
What they want?
Lever minutes on the wanes.
I just dropped the wane.
I'm back here by my guy.
Somebody helped me.
Then Wayne just went down, man.
Pre-brived, cause not.
He didn't think your head work.
Give me two pieces on the one.
I got two pieces on the window.
No, no, let me see the tick.
Let me see the tick.
Put that up there. That's gone.
That's the hot.
That's out.
Who had the chickstown?
Chick-town.
Chicks down.
You're a chick sound right now.
Chick-saint.
This is right now.
Yeah, it's real.
Look at the niggins.
Man,
tell you about the real ones,
Doritos,
sandwiches,
Capriyo and strips.
Oh,
St.
Neil was so good.
You know,
like,
man, somebody got some
shrimp from Popeyes and this
like,
I'm talking about the real ones
to put the sandwich
back so when they take it out
to be smushed on.
Oh, yeah.
I went to the mood
to see her,
that girl had a crock
pot with some meatballs
in and they blood up.
Hey, hey, to all my fellas out there, man, no disrespect, but if you can't afford for your polo man to have one person on the horse, don't buy that shit.
You know, see, shit, you're having a whole kiddie out of a home man.
You got three, four niggas on your horse.
It's like, nigger, that's not a horse.
That's the horse, nigga, that's the horse from the goddamn song with the humps on the back.
That's a camera.
Oh, shit.
She can't by nobody.
Noggy, clips, inconsistency.
They're gonna love the little one.
That nigga flashed on that bitch, she's like an allergy.
Y'all saw that she walked up and started being gay to me.
Get on.
Hey!
That nigga flies said she's like a little allergy, piel.
A little vineyard.
Yeah, man.
She walked up, I got sleeping.
What's the winner, though?
What's the winner is?
What it is?
According to the fans, Nashville.
The most live show?
That's their favorite live.
Nashville.
Look, we ran out of money with them glass ones.
They're like, look.
That's just starting to cost two motherfucking fun.
We're gonna have to get some plaques.
All of them glass ones ain't in the budget, nigga.
And y'all get to cap that shit.
What is that?
This is a plaque.
A plaque.
A placard.
A plack.
That shit looks like a silver rights movement.
Damn.
He y'all gooses, y'all want to walk too damn, much.
You win at Wendy's when you learn how to make all the burgers right.
Well, thank you.
You're a certified purple.
There we go.
Thank y'all, man.
Everybody out there that voted for Nashville.
Why don't do that?
Who made this?
Who did this?
You made it by yourself?
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit, man.
I'm about to say the company was like, I don't know who won't all this.
We always have a bunch of off-the-cuff-cuff-ass, crazy-as moments that happened.
Some of my favorite moments was when that nigger wanted to flip-flop.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, look, look.
Yeah, look.
You see it.
Look, y'all can't see him.
He look, look.
He didn't want to look.
Yeah, you motherfuckers.
All right.
You fucking mother-fucking.
Wait to this next clip, huh?
Between his flipflops and cat shorts.
Oh.
What if he wore some flip?
What if he wore some flip?
I've wore some flip flops with them shorts.
They're not shorts.
You got to start a phone with me.
Nah, you all know the best moment.
I don't give a fuck, bruh.
Is when he told that little white girl, he said, uh, yeah, yeah, for some ice cream.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So what, that's a dick for ice cream?
Bro, I will lose my goddamn mind, bro.
My mom, she makes me, man.
I don't like that bitch.
She was afraid.
Hey, man.
Oh, nah, man.
That, that one, I think you right, bro.
I think that.
I had to go outside and cover.
I think after the show of all the, of all the, of all the motherfucking times that we did live shows.
After the show, man, the shit that was said, man, that thing that was, they're the best, taking pictures.
And, and Charlie that came with the, uh, with that, with her arm, with her hand missing.
Her hand was like, with her hand was like the nubs.
That shit.
Fuck you.
Those are my cigarettes.
Hey.
Yeah, yeah, that nigga, that trip, right now.
We got to go fire.
At this point, y'all got to run it.
Those niggins say, hit up with a little sister, she even worse.
Shit anyone says, I'll push that bitch in the face.
My mom, she makes me mad.
I was trying to hold it, man.
Hey, man, that's the funny thing album, man.
That thing is crazy.
Man, that same one.
I don't know if we got this when a nigga walked in with a girl.
That nigga Lose said, this nigga that walked in with a sex doll, my nigga.
Oh, my God.
Bro, I was rolling.
Hey, man, that shit, the thing crazy, man.
So we had the Dominese out of all the Dobneseesies.
It's for wild shit that happened.
That's a whole nother.
That's a whole nother.
That's a whole nother.
What about until who came with that, with that, with that, with that, with that, with that,
what it was like a bedazzle, dress.
You told her, you said something like her album for the drop.
No, yeah, you look like your album for to drop the bar.
Man.
Then he said, we are dream girls.
Oh, you may be happy.
Well, that's the best shit.
The winner.
What was the kind of favorite moment?
Bad favorite moment.
Oh, shit.
You know what you won?
Who won?
Out of all shit we just said.
What?
You know what they liked the most?
What about?
Joe's stupid.
What?
Go.
Go get your war, man.
Come get your war, Joe.
Come laugh on the light, though.
So they can see what you look like.
Come get your ward, man.
Come get your ward, man.
Come get your stupid ass for.
They can see the face behind the laugh.
They got to see the face behind the laugh.
He is not homeless, everybody.
He's not homeless.
He's not homeless.
He's not homeless, though.
He chose all that.
He's vintage.
He's vintage.
Yeah, it is mine.
That nigga is weird.
Joe, the only nigga that won't go get no hair cut, just go get there.
The side shaped up.
I just want to tip.
Not the line up, just the edge.
Just the size.
Right here on the temple.
Strangest shit I ever seen.
The fuck is y'all over there doing.
No, that shit is identified.
What's next, man?
This shit is, that fool was amazing.
I guess the favorite guest podcast of Pence.
That's one, like, their favorite moment of us on somebody else shit.
Okay.
For real.
Yeah, we've been on somebody else shit, man.
Had they're talking about it.
They just ask you for it.
See, that's why we got to have this shit limited.
That's going to be a lot of category.
Yeah, where these awards going to go?
I don't know.
I don't know.
And Chicoe House, he keep accepting all these motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Any awards at the House, Nick.
But everybody else name on them.
Oh, well, we're going to just get to the Jason.
You know what the winner was?
What the winner?
The Breakfast Club.
Oh!
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Salute to the Breakfast Club.
You can't find that, motherfucker.
Dude, see, it's on the Breakfast Club.
No matter of fact, we do need to keep bringing out these awards.
Matter of not that I thought about it.
I don't mind.
More awards, please.
So I guess, I guess this is one for us to accept, you know what I mean?
Because we do numbers on the Breakfast Club, brother.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey.
Angela Lee.
Angel Lee.
Shalaman Nogne.
It's DJ Navee and Angela again, Charleney Gond.
Thank y'all.
Yeah, man, we'll make sure we're seeing that up there.
DJ Envi, Angelie Guy, yeah.
Yeah.
Shalaman Gond.
You know one of my favorite things that we just came up with it
since we've been over here talking shit on this podcast.
What's that?
What that?
What that?
Oh.
That one nigga be sleeping on.
Hell yeah.
Hey, Cartoon, never got you.
Come on in, man.
Come on.
Come on.
One of my all-time favorite moments of the whole shit.
Which one?
Like the Rojo Romeo.
Oh, yeah.
Rojo Romeo with a stew.
That nigga is real.
He need a Grammy.
He needs a Grammy.
Hits coming too.
All on your shirt.
Next song.
Talk your shit.
Crawl on your shirt.
We're coming with that one.
Then we can ready drop another one.
It's going to be a duet with y'all two niggas.
We just squash the beef.
So we're going to get the studio and get our bad fuck him up with that one.
Speaking of which, you know, with one of the, which was voted one of the fan favorite moments.
From the Roch Motel?
Let me show you all the ones that people, the brunch club.
Okay.
Hmm.
Damn.
Christmas special was this guy.
No.
Okay.
Did you know the one that won?
Which one?
The hip-hop excitement.
Oh!
That was the best.
Yeah.
That was the best.
Where is DJ Filthy Rich?
He also couldn't be here tonight, did it?
Shit.
Why don't you just...
What?
What?
What?
Suggest something.
Zoom these niggas, all these niggas ahead of time,
say, hey, we're gonna get you the war.
Run the clip, and they're like, thank you for them wood.
Yeah, like a little virtual assessment.
Thank y'all.
Appreciate y'all.
Something.
It ain't too late, this shit ain't came out yet.
Yeah.
Well, they ain't, this nigga ain't able.
They're gonna keep you on the clip.
The clip's gone.
The clips is there.
We don't have the celebrity.
We don't have that ability.
We don't have a clip for ya.
All right.
Favorite 85 episodes.
favorite 85 episode okay we got one that's going crazy right now I think that one was too
new to make the cut but I came to Ali yeah that was just slid on in there with me boy you should
have been everybody was like we was DC or we needed you on that one work boy boy for real you
that's what I'm saying that's the only time DC were any of us not there just because you know
we were gonna do some other shit but but that motherfucker went crazy I ain't even on cap I seen I
I would like shout-out.
That one, that's true.
That one, that's true.
And it ain't too many people that's willing to come on a show.
T-R-U.
Rap with us, but he was prepared, man.
And we were throwing them oops,
and that nigga was best carter with them motherfuckett.
He said, nigga, fuck all that design.
And Gucci.
Them red bottoms don't take miles off your vagina, you hoochie.
Oh, real top.
Oh.
Can that pussy over mileage.
Whoa.
But, you know, Salute our key, my lead, man.
You know what I mean?
We're going to get you on the next one.
Yeah, we have.
D.
Yes.
Schoolie.
Schoolie.
Yeah.
Trinidad did it.
Dude.
Doof.
Yeah.
He did his thing.
Yeah.
But you know who the fan favorite was.
Who?
Who?
That boy.
Young Drew.
That was all.
That was all.
That was up.
Draw that guy, man.
Draw that guy, man.
Joe and Crave.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Hey, excuse me, excuse me.
Come me.
That was something I, I'll tell you.
I'll tip to you.
I didn't have nothing.
Yeah, you guessed it.
Young Drew also couldn't be here tonight.
So I'll be accepting this tomorrow on his behalf as well.
Well, your truck goes out like you got $2.15 in the back.
I can't pull it over.
I'm going to jail.
This nigga smuggling crystals.
I don't know what kind of new shit this is.
But the crystal is all clear, it all says 85, and the stamp is on the inside.
Smuggling crystals across.
Is that blue magic stamp?
Is that blue magic snap?
You're putting it in the vomit food and it just to the crazy.
What's that?
I guess you're going to feel like the most viewed live show ever.
That is hilarious, bro.
You know, we're always making up songs.
What are some of your favorite songs?
Woo, that's a mean one.
Crack smoking your body.
I just have one that never gets mentioned.
What?
Your tini's don't have to be.
To be big to be nice.
Oh, yeah.
They can be all right.
Yep, that one.
You don't want to know.
Titties don't have to be big.
Which one that one is?
To be nice.
Uh-huh.
They can be all right.
Oh, y'all remember that one.
I said your tithes don't have to be big.
Uh-huh.
To be nice.
Y'all when they make the album.
You know one of my favorite.
You know one of my favorite song?
Motherfuck it.
Well, it's too.
Outside Forever.
And men fly on that Spanish shit, man.
We won.
We don't do so many.
Boy, we don't do so many.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna'n't d'andah d'andau se.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sando di C.
Yeah.
Simi nondon do see.
Yeah.
Oh.
But you remember that shit?
Niggas, nothing to remember.
What's the real word?
I'm about to say, you crazy than the motherfucker.
I was like, I was saying nothing.
We want to say that shit.
But you know my favorite song.
What's the one when you said the stomach tucked in the ur?
Oh.
Oh, oh.
In the oh.
She's confident.
Yeah, that's right.
Uh-huh.
She took their stomach down in her tight.
She'll give her down what anybody's got to say.
That shit was so funny, right?
She was like, wham!
Whim!
You know what was a...
I'm like, this bitch had two pusses.
She got a dick on her head.
Oh, yeah.
She got a dick on her head.
Come on y'all.
We got a dick on head.
We got a San Antonio show that they came out.
We got a lot of shows in the ball.
in the ball. But remember that them tities are mine when the niggas was...
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
That nigger, that was crazy.
This lady, Tidies was like, I don't know if she was missing the titty or something's wrong with her titty.
And then that nigga was like, fuck that. These tities is mine.
Oh, we made the whole song that was, the tities are my.
The tithes are mine.
The tithes are mine.
The tithes are mine.
I said, the tits are my.
This nigger here, man.
I ain't saying that.
He said it.
He said it.
Oh shit.
Right, man.
We got to...
Hey.
Naigi?
Did you have that clip?
Hey, bro.
I bet you don't.
I know you don't.
That shit almost took me up.
Yeah, you was on the floor laughing at that one.
I don't think there's no clip of that.
Oh, it's got to be.
That one we took them to church.
Yeah.
And we just went crazy.
There's on my eyes, man.
God.
Well, we had the drama that day then one.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
All right, all the fucking up.
Oh, man.
There we go.
I might not let you bring up no more songs, man.
All right, yeah.
Ignit is a motherfucker.
Colvin and Pola Bell pussy.
Yep.
Yes, sir.
All the way.
We got some songs, man.
That's one of my favorite.
That one of my favorite.
When the lady yelled out she wanted to suck your dick,
she said she goes suck your dick.
Oh, my God.
Everybody got roaches.
Yep, everybody.
That's one my favorite right there.
That one of my favorite right there, boy.
That one of my favorite right there, boy.
Oh, Kramer.
I see them.
Help me.
Nigger.
Oh my God.
I can't remember having none of that.
None of that shit.
I remember all that shit.
That shit like being a clad climb, man.
You know what you did?
I don't know what the fuck I did.
I remember all that shit.
This one of the man-favorant
song of right now.
What?
Crack smoking your body.
Oh.
That's that one.
It's crack smoking your body.
It is.
Crack smoking your body.
Come back, come in, come in, come back,
come in your body.
Come on.
I don't want to hit a hook.
That's right.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
You're doing like that.
They're doing nice stuff.
Ooh.
You get you.
Oh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The only award that I got was being a crack kid.
That's fucked up.
Y'all really think I'm gonna make that shit slap?
Like, I ain't thinking about that.
Y'all, y'all rather be on crack?
No.
That's the favorite part.
But I'm saying, nigger, we all have been on crack on this show.
You brought me like six times.
Yeah, we didn't all been on crack.
Who?
Remember, John, John, John, John.
John, John, John, no.
Look at me in my eyes.
Oh, I guess you two motherfucking best friends.
Yeah.
Look me in my eye, John John, John, John, John.
Don, John, John.
Look, look.
My man, we want to get one of them.
Hey, man.
But see that, see, everybody know that, that crack.
We don't crack.
We don't be talented.
Ugh.
They gotta be interesting.
Don't try.
Don't try.
Don't try.
Don't try.
Whoa!
Yeah, uh-uh.
He's like, that ain't no regular crackhead, right?
Yeah, you should have never brought that goddamn.
The 10 is mine.
I can't get out.
Man, you gotta find that show, Joe.
You remember that show?
Yeah, man, that shit was crazy.
Thank y'all so much.
Thank you.
That was the last shit.
That was the last shit, yeah.
Can I take this one a hole?
Please, keep him out my trunk.
Who?
The niggins that came out the crowd,
beat on dollars a hole.
That's time the nigg who said he spent 10,000.
$10,000 on the seat.
Man, that nigga was on meth.
I don't know.
Binh.
Mali.
Was that bad?
Yeah, man.
Back.
Yeah, man.
He told me, I swear $10,000 on the seat.
Ha.
I said, any nigga that say, huh after his shit.
My nigga, you need a huh after anything.
Bob been fucking with you for a long time.
I'm like, yeah.
That boy that high.
Oh, sure.
That boy high.
That boy high.
Oh, man.
What gave them preaching her?
What's next, Carlos?
God does.
It has some funny asses.
It is so much.
Oh, sure.
And that's how you know some shit, like, shit funny.
We all, like, dope-ass comedians.
And we can make each other laugh, like, the way we laugh when we're doing this shit.
Right.
That's the shit.
And then it's like, try to make that shit spill over in the other shit.
Like, we do, a lot of people don't know, we do advertising.
That's some of the shit that becomes some of people's favorite shit.
Like, we got some funny-ass commercials that's gonna be, like, out here forever.
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You remember the text shit? We did it. I forgot. What, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We did all kind of groom.
When I did the commercial for the Adam and Eve sex toys.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that.
But I know you got the favorite one though that everybody fuck with it.
I was late on.
Blue Chew.
Oh, that was a classic.
You're a damn brandin bouser.
Yeah, Blu-choo.
Fuck the bullshit.
My boss Brandon Dobson.
Yeah.
We did that one on the crowd.
That boy was on here like here.
Blue Chew.
I'm like, what is that?
That's the new one.
I like that.
Bring that back.
No, they got to pay for that one.
I remember.
I remember it though.
I remember it.
I remember it.
Yeah, yeah.
Go get you some.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I said bluejoo.
Go get you some.
Yeah.
Go get you some.
You can make love to your lady.
Come on y'all.
For a long, long time.
Come on y'all.
You can hit up with that wood.
Yeah.
I swear to God, I ain't like that.
Yeah.
It's a sexual stem you laugh.
Uh-huh.
It made your meat.
Get hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, you're making me getting hot.
As a classic.
Hey, boy.
Ain't you on cap.
I relate to the ball.
So is that the winner of the favorite commercial?
My favorite.
Alright, there we go.
Yep.
Bluetooth.com.
Come on in.
Come on in, baby.
You know what?
On the half of all the Bluetooth fan,
I want you all to know how hard it was,
To win those awards, it's one of the hardest awards I ever won.
It's funny.
It took a long time.
It was hard a long time to get this award.
It wasn't easy.
It was stiff commentary.
What is doing?
We persevering and we post on through it.
Yeah.
Now it's nothing but full steam ahead.
Yeah.
Keep good.
Yeah.
And we're just going to try to stand up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, stand up longer than we've ever stood up, you know.
And we're going to come back and do it again.
And again and again.
And again and again.
And again and again.
For a long time.
Yeah.
Longer than we've ever stood up in it.
Uh-huh.
And you know, we're going to keep doing things that's hard to do.
things that's hard to do.
Because if it was easy, everybody
did it. Yeah, yeah.
We like our shit hard.
Yeah.
That's exactly how we're going to keep it.
That deserves a great, yeah.
Bitch work.
They're going to cap.
That was hard to get.
Yes, sir.
And I was hard to be influenced by.
It's standing up straight in the wreck.
It's crazy.
But I tell you now, but since I'm on board,
I'm hard-headed.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Man, look, out of all the people that-diving it hit for guests and shit that we've had, you
know, we don't, like you said, this is just to recognize people that we feel need to be
recognized more.
Mm-hmm.
You get what I'm saying?
You know, we were hosting the VET Awards when we were talking about HBCUs and, you know,
how people need to get back more involved with them and stuff like that.
Right.
And this is just like this, this next award that we want to present is somebody who did.
somebody who did exactly that.
Who, motherfucker?
Man, an NFL Hall of Fame.
Who?
You don't know?
We don't know.
You're talking about the greatest?
One of the greatest.
In my opinion, the greatest.
The greatest.
You know, it used to just be regular time.
But then he turned that shit, it made it.
Prime time.
Oh!
We need to have like some sparkles like...
Yeah.
Prime time.
So, you know, this is our 85-7.
version of a lifetime achieving a year.
Right.
Now we can all sit here and name various reasons
why this is one of the greats to us.
Right. We should.
Clayton, why is Deion Sanders one of the greats to you?
Because man, that nigga was just...
He put all that flag to that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that motherfucker had his own dance
and the high step and that motherfucker made the game
looked fun and cool.
Nick had cool shoes.
He was one of the football player.
motherfuckin' want to be like, nigga had chains on,
niggas playing baseball at the same time.
Right.
How the fuck is this nigga everywhere?
Like, Nick called me.
Call him.
Nick Cole.
You know, the average nigga grew up with one dream
to make it in one sport.
Right.
This man made it in two sports.
I'm talking about scored touchdown.
At the same time, hit a whole run.
At the same time.
Same day.
We're an athlete.
This nigga leaving foot, jumping off,
leaving the football field jumping in the helicopter flying
over to the baseball state.
Right.
Fuck you gentlemen.
Playing baseball all day.
Do you understand what it takes to be one professional athlete and you're doing this shit
twice?
And that nigga ain't never been caught up in no bullshit and he didn't been one of the
most famous niggas since he just stepped on the scene from college to now.
The motherfucking kept a pristine name, man.
That's hard to do in this game, man.
That dude there, man.
And he kept pristine name and the nigger rap.
What rapper you know ain't never been caught up in no bull?
All right.
Come on, man.
And he got any shoes, one of the coldest ever.
Greatest football shoe ever.
Oh, that's the only shoe that I sold Jordan in a year.
Mm-hmm.
Ain't gonna get him in credit, though.
Boy.
Yeah.
This motherfucking prime times, I mean, hey, man, listen.
Prime, it is an honor, man.
Thank you for everything, especially what you're doing down there in Mississippi.
James, State.
You know what I mean?
We know you're going to change the game, man.
And, you know, we want to be the one to give you your flowers for real, for real.
For real, for real, because we thank you, man.
That's right.
I know goddamn well, we ain't got no plaque for Prime.
Come on, man.
We got to get my boy Crystal.
We got to get plastic.
Come on, man.
We gotta add the plaque for Blue Jew and gave Prime to Crystal, man.
Come on, real talk.
This your shit, Pram.
Real talk.
Your shit in the shop, they couldn't, it's big, bro.
We know you got a lot of trouble.
You got your face on.
This is just the temporary shit.
Yeah.
That's trophy that we ought to get that.
The one at the face on the hologram.
Yeah, the big, your shit on the way is...
Who side?
It's big.
It's a championship trophy.
Why the hell?
We was gonna get you out some shoes, but we ain't know.
But y'all just know it's on the way.
This is just a representation.
You heard how the buildup was?
That's a coaster.
Yeah, the buildup was we thought that then they came with.
You hear me.
That's a mouse pad.
What's gonna do with this?
Placker.
What he gonna hang that shit up in?
Next to what?
His championship ring?
He gonna hang this shit up next to his champion.
They set us up.
They did.
The fuck is the hell.
This orange and yellow shit.
This man got a whole Super Bowl trophy at the house.
You think we're gonna mail him this?
Nicky's gonna walk past that and be like,
oh look, what the fuck is that?
Somebody broke in, your shit's fine.
He's like, man, you know, you know, this the 85.
You do, you do.
You know, you know.
You know, don't you.
You know, don't.
shit you do that on hang-up this ain't all my shit i got a lot of shit on hang up now this but this
means something to me we're fucking around to go to deion house and looking at it like in the old
bitchy where he's like yeah you need all the fighters over the house we're looking for the black like
dion you got a lot of woman what you what you win this one for hey fucking around
and learn how to make all the burgers they win this we're bad this
crime they hung our shit up we're looking like a motherfucker fuck don't worry
We're going to say you this, man.
You're not going to see it.
You're not going to be built.
They're building your shit.
We're not seeing you.
This shit, they're going to make it out to Trump.
This shit said lifetime achievement.
The award.
How did he, man, you'll get this nursing home or what?
Man, going to be up there shaking.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Oh, shit.
Get your stupid ass home.
What I'm saying.
Put it name on it, too.
Hold up.
Oh, hey, hey.
Loose.
They put the name on it, man.
Oh, God.
Put that shit down.
They put that shit down.
You're gonna love this next war then.
You're gonna love this one.
What's this one?
I mean, I don't even know how you categorize this,
because this shit, I ain't never seen this shit done before.
Okay.
And this move or tactic or dance,
or whatever you call this ritual that this young man performs when he does this,
it stands alone.
I named them.
I named it, because I saw it and I was like, oh shit.
It's truly magical to observe.
to observe.
What is that?
What is that?
It's kind of like watching a baby deer learn how to walk.
What is that?
It's moving like that.
Who there are you talking about?
You.
Loose.
Loose legs.
Loose legs.
It's a state of mind.
It's a state of mind.
It's a presence of being.
Once again, I get acknowledged to some great dish.
That ain't no price.
Loose land is.
crack-hand shit, man.
Hey, you know what I just realized?
Motherfucker, what's your
video made, the Stalin and them got out?
They stole your goddamn dance, bro.
What they knew?
That shit, they doing that body yada shit, that's loose legs.
I ain't even seen the body yada yada, yada.
What?
Mishes out here doing the body yada yada.
So you're telling me they don't change the loose leg
to body yada yada.
Oh, come here, come here, I need to hold somebody.
I need a hug.
Did you hear them?
They stole my damn.
I heard.
I heard.
Come on, do it with me.
Body yada yada yada.
Badi.
Oh, yeah.
Badi.
They stole my damn.
Come on.
Damn.
They're gonna get you to take this one.
They're gonna body yada yada yada they took the loose legs, man.
Man, wait not go over the night.
I just realized that shit.
Oh, somebody pulled it up.
They don't know what part of the video it is.
Will.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, she can have it.
You deserve it.
Oh, she, oh, get what they remind me of the Johnny and Jesse video.
Oh.
Yeah.
Naga.
Nah, no, that pussy popping right there.
No, it ain't.
Yeah, they just got the pussy sure, but that's that, see, that was pussy popping.
Yeah, that body yada yada right there.
Yeah, that body yada, yada, yada, yeah.
Y'all think y'all slick.
Any reason to look at Meg, I'm gonna do it.
Yeah, exactly.
That was, well, we ain't mad that you got it.
You, of all people that did it, you.
Thank you.
I hope she ain't drinking on water before she did that.
That's a whole bunch of currants.
Then Meg definitely got to come up here.
I want to get real comfy.
Don't you hate where you drink water and you can't just stay right here.
Taking shoes.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
That's what's up.
She's safe with me.
Hey, who made?
Oh, yes, sir.
Ooh.
What?
Let's keep out.
Tell her personally, the girl, lick your face.
Stop playing with me.
Can we do that?
Yeah.
Love your face.
Say you do some.
Now, you know, a lot of people have come through this bitch.
There's been a lot of clothes worn, a lot of outfit scene.
Ain't nobody clean that she's gonna be.
So we gotta get this on the ward.
Oh!
Oh!
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, shit.
Look at these drunk motherfuck.
Man, I know a lot of people, but nobody...
Hey!
Why you bring my shit like that?
Oh, wait a minute.
Let me get this nigga this shit.
Oh, wait my shit over like you to get this.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is my fucking nigga.
God damn.
What you ain't?
What you in?
What you in, bro?
Clean and she go bean.
Oh, yeah.
So...
They acknowledge you for being who you are.
Yeah, exactly.
You're an outfit putting together ass nack.
We love you, nigga, man.
We love you, nigger.
I get it.
I don't want to ruin the show, but you did win a humanitarian.
You won a, yeah, exactly.
I did.
Yeah, yeah.
This is another award that I must accept.
But don't crack ads get them awards.
Crack ads don't get humanitarian awards.
But thank you.
You know what I mean?
I got to give a shout out to Wanda because she stopped buying my clothes
and made me figure that shit out on my own.
So thank you.
Hey, go, Cap.
You're in a freshen nigga.
Hey, go, Cap.
My wife is a fresh nigga every show.
Hey, go, Cap.
Oh, man, you know.
Fresh and a nigga every show.
Man, nah, it ain't about...
I'm just stop trial.
I'm like, you ain't gonna beat this nigga, man.
It ain't, we're not in competition.
That nigger be...
I know, but you know, you're going to get me shit.
I'm like, I spent $2,000.
That you can come in head with a whole fucking...
Liger meat.
You like, Liger?
What is that?
He's like, nigger.
That's a tiger.
Man, I'm lying, niggas.
I'm like, this nigga, I ain't
gonna be this thing.
It's right.
But you motivated me and got there.
I've never seen those before.
The motherfucker.
These are comfortable.
You said that.
You said that.
That nigga got more outfits
than international men from Michigan.
I don't know what organization he is a part of.
They mail this nigga three outfits a week or something.
Nobody has that much time.
My boy, the only nigga that traveled with the,
with the little suit,
with the little suit shit.
That you got to hang up on the plane.
He's the only the other
that walk around and I put like this,
like this digger.
He got out of here, yeah, I'm gonna catch y'all niggas in a minute right quick.
Nigger thought he wanted to see me walk in with the guy in suits.
This nigga got a fucking shoot, babe.
Okay, beat me, man, man, fresh' nigger award.
There we go.
All right, man.
So we gotta be giving our awards.
Alright, the next award, uh-oh.
The next award, it brings me great pleasure to give this award.
What's you doing?
I gotta get this award because this brother right here,
there is nobody on the plan.
You know what?
I think personally that he should be the ambassador for October.
October breast cancer awareness month.
Because don't nobody show more love the tithies
than Carlos Miller.
Hey!
It's not just about looking at the tithy's in the sexual man.
He cares.
He advises women to get mammograms and all types of shit.
This nigga is a connoisseur and a respecter of the titty.
So it gives me great pleasure to present
the Titties in the Building Award.
To Carlos.
Hey!
Hey, y'all got to come for that.
Y'all got to jump, make a shake.
Got to make them titty shake.
Whim.
Oh.
Whim.
Whim?
What the fuck?
Hey.
Look, look.
Titties in the faith.
Titties in the faith.
Titties in the faith.
Titties in the faith.
Titties in the faith.
What they want?
What it won?
What it won?
Titties in a face.
Titties in a faith.
Titties in a faith.
What it won?
My boy.
That's a great way.
That's right.
Hey, Jay, Owen, this beat sounds like when the niggins trying to figure out how to get the money in the movie.
I'm trying to break it, man.
Stop fucking with it.
Look, man, all we got to do is get the...
I can't break the code.
That boy there.
Is that a loss for words?
But a lot...
I can...
There they go.
That's them, man.
That's them, man.
I mean, if I could do something, you know, if I could.
I was just, you know, for all the tithes in the world, man.
It's not just the building, it's the tithers in the world, man.
Come on, man.
Not the wrong one.
one, them little short ones.
Uh-huh.
Them look, there they go.
You see, you ever seen them look?
There they go.
All of them, man.
It ain't about the size of the titty,
it's about the strength of the titty.
It's about the strength of the tithy.
Bro, please explain what titty strip is.
What is Titty Strong?
Titty Strong.
Titty Strong.
That nigga's going to have a little band.
They're going to be pink.
What is Titty Strong?
You ain't never seen
Titty will perseverance,
hanging in there.
Hanging in there.
Time just through the hard time.
Titties that was that one we didn't have no tithy.
Yeah, so I dedicate this one to all the tithes
in the world.
This ain't about me. Take my name off.
Right.
Put tities in the world.
Titties need to be...
Tidies need to be...
He didn't need to be sucked on and seen and love, nursing, rubbed on.
Like, that's why I get a lot of my ideas, man.
Like, without rubbing in that semi-circle,
and back another half circle, then full circle in both directions.
Like Mr. Miyagi.
It's kind of like opening up a safe.
Yeah, wax on, wax off.
I could do this all day.
I could literally tell you my method all day.
And I see that this is making DC emotional, too.
That speech is lovely, brother.
I don't do what I do for me.
I do this for us.
In Titties, we trust.
In Titties we trust.
In Titties we trust.
Let everybody touch that, man.
Let the tithes touch it.
Titties was on him before we got.
It should be like that, like the Apollo Stump for Titties.
See, that's our award.
That's our.
That's it right now.
Meet us in Tittis.
You got recognized for something you really do.
DC, you are an eclectic young man, don't you?
No, I understand.
You?
I'm a crack hand to you, Nick.
No, you're not.
You're not.
Look at me.
When y'all go home, that's what you're saying to me?
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Hey, snap out of it.
I see it.
I see some crap.
I see some crap.
I see some crap.
Hey, snap out of it.
Look at me.
Why you think the dick can be so active old saying?
Look at me.
That's tired.
Damn it, stop!
Listen, I'm not gonna crack.
You're not.
I'm just energetic.
You just know how to do a lot of things
that crack hairs do.
Right.
That don't make you a crack hair.
That just make you crack relevant.
You right.
Hey man, all I can't think about when I see this thing.
I'm crazy.
I'm crazy.
That's enough.
They think I'm a crack head.
Nobody thinks that about you, D.C.
I just got a water for loose land.
You see that the impact.
My fucking legs be hurting.
That's a joke, guys.
That's very hard.
That's very hard.
I'd really be hurting.
Hey, shut the fuck up, man.
What'd you be doing?
Drag smoke in my body, my fucking back hurt.
I do this for us.
That's why you got in a wall.
you got in a wand when i do it is for i what do your legs be though they be hurting
i can't man my face man oh man oh man and hurts oh my god man okay you dickens is
fucking crazy why give you not love this shit man oh man one more time dc they be hurting
be a number one.
I do this for us.
That's going to be a number you need to leave right there.
They be hurting.
They be hurting.
My doctor told me your loose legs are coming to an end.
I said, Doc, I don't know if it could come to an end.
They need me out there.
D.C., you only got 20 more loose legs.
I got 20 more loose legs.
I'm taking the pills as we speak.
I can't, man.
My fucking face is stuck.
What did you tell the doctor?
Listen, they need loose that.
I can't, man.
My fucking face is stuck, you know.
Oh, shit.
God.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Oh, shit.
Hey, tell about this nigga nausea at last.
What she got playing, man.
That shit was funny.
That shit was funny a fuck, man.
Oh, trust this thing.
The thing ain't laughing at the dog.
He was like waiting to tell him.
The dude, what you were in a while, bro?
I know what he'd be going to do.
He's been going to delete all the loose legs.
What you up to, Nigel?
Oh, that is funny, bro.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's stupid.
We got another award.
You can't have no award show.
Without this award right here.
Okay.
But you're stupid.
We're being in there all the time talking shit.
And sometimes we just want to hear some play-ass tunes.
Yep.
So this next award is the Playman's the Pivot Award.
You know, oh.
No, that's the one person who you win.
Who, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's going to be.
Jay Witt.
Jay Witt.
Yay.
Yeah.
No, give it to him.
You know.
What's wrong with you?
I didn't have been accepted so many awards.
She just getting me to my hair cheek going to accept it.
He's right there.
That nigga made it.
What you want to say?
Hold up, hold up.
Right in the building.
Time out.
Say something.
Man, I'm out.
Give a fuck.
You don't say shit.
You don't say shit anyway.
You don't know say shit.
Now you want to say something.
Your legs, but.
They be hurting.
Oh, my.
They be hurting.
We got two big moments like that.
Oh, man.
All right.
Too much.
Play me some pep in.
Client moments.
We got some funny moments on this.
And listen, we're creating funny moments.
Right now.
Right now.
Every, I can't name all the funny moments.
Bro, look at all these got them.
Every.
We got on the table.
They need to take the fuck.
But what's the fuck?
Bro.
Don.
The one.
We just spake this.
Ha!
Say putting them on there.
This is, we look like we got, uh...
Did we get a crystal sale or something?
What do we do?
How much was these, bids?
We got, had the best.
Django restaurants in New Jersey.
Regional manager.
Oh shit.
That is a goddamn employee in a mouth, Crystal Judge.
Somebody else ready.
Who the fuck else is ready?
Who the fuck else is ready?
Most insured rentals.
You know, it's hard to make a nigga to get that in shorts.
This one of the war for most insured rentals.
You got the motherfuckers and get the riddle.
You got there to be sure it's on the rental.
Too many moments.
There's too many moments.
Let's turn.
We got funny moz.
Do we have clips?
Nope.
We don't?
We got clips, don't we?
I got clips?
I got clips.
I got clips.
Oh, this is my shit right here.
This is my shit right here.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know what happens when your mom will come home while y'all sit down waiting to see you won't get their ass with first
You walk in and I already know y'all lose some bullshit what the fuck y'all look at so goddamn stupid
now remember that conversation y'all had before she come home though everybody look
who broke it you you I know I did you tried to do what you told me the one you got up there when you you broke it you everybody calm down
Look, we just gonna say that we came in the house and it was like that.
She's not gonna believe that, stupid.
Oh, look, let me fix it.
She's not gonna believe that.
Ooh, ooh, I got a perfect idea.
What, what?
It was a tornado.
What kind of tornado?
A big one.
Okay.
That shit ain't staying up, man.
Damn, man, why can't do that do that?
Fuck, I'm gonna get some glue from that note.
No, no, no, no.
Get up, get up.
Put this, y'all, put it out on together.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
We need a cover.
Yeah, put that over there.
Put that over there.
Yeah, Chico, you drag like you sleep
once you come in.
Send it on right.
Straight up, straighten it up.
Straight up.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Y'all hear that?
Who was she coming in?
She coming, she comes, she comes, she comes.
She comes.
Great clip, Najee.
Yes.
I need in the middle of the float.
Look at you like Woody walked in the room.
Man.
What that joke last five, about five, eight minutes?
What?
I blew that shit, man.
Well, that shit all the way through, bro, from off the top.
Oh, my.
We brought that shit down, bro.
We brought that shit down, bro.
I just sat right there.
I'm just laughing.
I have my wrong, fucking child, nigga, bro.
This shit is brilliant, dog.
Huh?
Huh?
Hey, ma'am.
You said, come in your room?
Come in your room.
Ha ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
That's hilarious!
Huh?
Huh?
No, ain't, ain't nothing wrong with it.
What's your mean, why it's pushed together with the...
Why did he?
She said, move to come.
Who fuck don't get your dick, put your motherfucking ass open
Look at meek.
Look at meek.
This dick started cleaning up.
I didn't do nothing.
No, because I told him to stop.
I told you to stop and he didn't want to stop.
Okay.
Mama, what you mean?
Look, blame me.
Dead already.
You better get your black ass in there before she did you again.
Get up.
Stop playing.
You're going to be a lot of us.
Go in there and tell what you did.
He said, uh-uh.
He said, uh-uh.
He said, uh-uh.
Okay.
She said, if she got to get up out there bed,
amidst the rest of her stories,
fucking with your stupid ad, you're gonna wish you were born.
So you better get out and go in there and talk to her.
Or else, everybody getting fucked up.
Get up, boy!
You're gonna get on.
I got out on the room.
You're gonna get you where this fruit.
Oh, damn.
Stupid egg.
That's nigga.
Oh, God damn.
God damn.
What the fuck is this?
I don't know what is.
Oh.
God damn.
Keep going.
Yeah
Oh
My love is yeah
I'm gonna take you know
Yeah
I'm gonna take you know
Keep going
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Hey, D.C., man, you were all as hell to call him.
Hey, man.
Call that man ugly on his goddamn shit.
On his machine.
I missed that machine.
I missed that machine.
And now, where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
I just thought about that.
We didn't get it.
You got to bring it.
What's you got?
What's you got?
What's you got it?
Now, we're ready to bring that back.
We'll bring that back to last, y'all.
It's the crappy paddy formula.
I know he said, oh, it's at the house.
Oh, shit.
Man, there's so many.
And they got light in that bit when it opened up.
It's so many, man.
We gotta keep this shit going.
This hilarious.
We do?
Yeah, we gotta keep.
I'm talking about the show.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, man, for sure.
No, you're talking about the award.
No, we got to press.
No, we didn't give all the awards away.
Look at the firelight, come on, man.
Yeah, we done giving away award.
Blumny out, man.
Come up.
Now we're just back to talking to our shit for a minute.
for a minute.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
No, the awards.
That was crazy.
I want to say thank you to everybody who have watched anything that had something to do
with this.
Moldiff.
The fans.
Love y'all motherfuckin.
To all the people that ever bought some merch or a ticket or anything.
Waguayn.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Hell yeah.
How long we y'all do that.
That shit was real.
Wee.
Oh, yeah.
That was the intervention right there.
Invention right there.
Yeah, sir.
Shout out to all the 85% of us.
Boop, pooh, pooh, p, p, p, p.
We read the comments, so we, y'all motherfucking be loveled.
Boy, for real.
I'm talking about the day ones, man.
We have some real life day ones out here
that haven't been to four, five, six shows.
Right, travel.
Come from all across the country to see what we got going on.
You know what I'm saying?
Nasty motherfucker, man.
Who?
A white boy right there.
Oh, that's a fucking gross man.
When you do some nasty shit, y'all are watching you.
He's like, the fuck you look at that Vipa, man.
Because you were doing the same shit, nigga.
Yeah, man, this is, this is beautiful, man, to be here with all of us here.
Especially my nigga, Marlon Gay.
Of course, you know, but to be able to create...
He definitely deserved one, but he...
That's why he's looking at his life, man.
He ain't a dicking that game.
Everybody's a place.
Right.
God, man, you're going to hug him next to me.
be able to create the way that we create and be able to build the way that we have been
building over these past five years brothers it's an honor man and you know God is with
us and all the people who support us thank y'all man man because we really took
really took this platform and just changed our whole platform as a team man individual you
get what I'm saying right it's just been dope to see the type of shit that we can
accomplish you know through this right yeah I'm definitely I got all with this
say man first of all man stay prayed up god is amazing you feel what I'm saying and as you can
see this is what happened when you believe in your brother's dream not only believe in your brother's
dream but keeping your day ones with you you feel me we know grew this motherfucker from one two
man set to shit we thuddy deep around this motherfucker right so you know faithfully you know not
motherfucking hanging around motherfuckers are doing something doing something right so it's just like
man I'm ready for the next idea fellas
I know, right?
What are we thinking?
Oh, you already know, we're going, man.
I know this year been rough, but we're going in the 20, 21.
20, oh, we're, fuck it.
You got sick, you got sick.
Come on, 2021, let's do it.
But even with that, even with 2020 being the way it was, man,
like with us having so much playing,
we're going out and seeing the people
and us having to, you know, revert back
to come into the essence of what this was, man,
and building the brand up even more.
It just shows how, you know,
unique this is and how organic it is and you know I mean how blessed we are as a
unit to be able to have people stick with us and do whatever other opportunities
and avenues with this 85 man 85 apparel right 85 media and just you know just
building our network under our own umbrella right did you like you both of y'all
were just saying just feedback off off or just the fans man for just believing
believing in us and knowing that we kicking our shit we ain't knowing the difference
doing nothing there this all we doing man we kicking our shit and we represent
motherfuckers who just like to kicking that shit you feel me and just know when it's time for to
kick our shit bitch we gonna kick it and I'm gonna nigger we ain't them folk the devil you
get what I'm saying like now people don't watch this show so much it's actually memory is
attached to the show like we don't seen the motherfucker go from pregnant to hell every five years
Yeah, the kids are grown and everything.
Yeah, like, we're growing with y'all, motherfuckers.
We know y'all, too.
Motherfucking graduate college and go back to high school.
Right, bro, they're growing up.
Motherfellers have gotten married with our show,
used our show to do what it is,
the little proposed today down, these few people.
I hope they still together, but, you know.
Everything, you know, I mean.
It's just, it's amazing, man.
You know, it's amazing to be able to say
that we've come this spot.
You know, I love y'all brothers, man, all y'all niggas man, and, you know, let's keep making history brothers.
Let's keep doing it.
Oh, get sentimental of fatiko.
No, I mean, your legs.
They're already hurting.
But I'll use one for you guys.
19.
19.
You know my boy?
You know my boy?
Yes, sir.
All right.
Bring it together.
Don't bring it together.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, man.
Whoa.
I ain't even gonna lie.
I gotta watch that shit again.
I can't wait to y'all edit this shit up.
That shit funny, man.
That shit funny is hell, bro.
Yeah, yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit.
Don't bring that nigga.
That nigger is a gangster handicapped.
That nigga, man.
That nigger ain't a regular handicapped nigger, man.
Stop bringing up.
You're gonna fuck around and pull up and it's gonna be a van.
Already in your motherfucking glide wake.
You're gonna get out and all you're gonna see is that nigga raised up.
What's up?
Yeah, you're gonna get talking for me without
rev me, my fucking, bitch.
For real.
She goes to you a boy and miss
Y'all bet that's showing those clips to me
I'm going to hit.
I'm going to fuck you a bitch.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Don't show that.
Don't show that.
They're all ready to roll out on me all the time.
That niggas.
That niggis lost in the video of this nigga going super
saying the other day, my nigga.
I almost curled.
I'm going stupid.
Bro, this nigga was like he got his powers
on the Sematonic burst.
I think that shit, I got to show you this shit, bro.
He didn't get that powers and went crazy.
Oh, man.
What you were saying on y'all boy.
That's a big head of power.
Hold up. Where a sec?
Oh, check it out.
Bitch.
I got so many holes.
Listen.
Look.
This nigga here tripping.
No, for real.
If you see the vision.
This is crazy, y'all.
Crazy, ya.
We're in-chair, man.
But see, that why I love, bro.
You can't say that niggins to that, he gonna chump your ass all.
I love that shit.
Can't say that.
He don't get a fuck.
Like, I love that shit.
You're always be my dog.
For real.
What?
What?
When that nigga was doing it,
acting like good.
I don't want that shit.
I remember that shit.
Let go hit that bitch.
Put that bitch.
Fuck that hole.
That shit.
Hit that.
Fuck that house.
You're up.
Hit that bit.
No.
No.
Hit that.
This nigg is so stupid.
That's been crazy, man.
Crazy as fuck, bro.
Come on.
Play a little gay.
That dick, shit.
My legs.
They hurt it.
I heard it.
But look, I bet my show, right?
Like, I might be.
Soon as I get down, I say, say a joke,
let the laugh,
simmer down.
All of a sudden, here going,
a nigga.
man no no no no no no no damn no you're the third nigga tonight no now i ain't no fucking
quack head no that shit hurt come on niggins just do it one time a tie god damn man the
hell man y'all niggas get on my fucking oh i kill what do you think is that well you
sacrifice your knees listen man i promise on everything but i'd be so hurt by Sunday
I'll be walking around a hotel like this.
I got to come up with another routine.
I can't keep doing this shit.
This is how the niggas feel in the circus?
I don't know how do they...
I don't know how do they keep doing this shit?
How y'all keep throwing y'allself up there like that?
That y'all just doing this shit?
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I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.
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In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse.
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