The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Trapped On The Roof By Police & Truth About Tory Lanez w/Karlous Miller & Clayton English | Ep. 251

Episode Date: August 28, 2020

Sabado Domingo aka Clayton English returns to the trap to tell stories of his travels across the galaxy and getting trapped on the roof by police during protests against police brutality. Plus, Karlous Miller holds it down providing insight into all of the wildness going on - from Jaheim and Herschel Walker supporting trump, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar son is out here stabbing people, and they look at how NBC confused Kevin Hart for Usain Bolt lol. get you some merch! https://85apparelco.com/ Meg Thee Stallion has told her side of the story in the Torey Lanez shooting and Clayton English gives us the story of what really happened straight from Hollywood. #protectblackwomen The fellas take a look at life examining home ownership, how Netflix be switching up the cover photos for Black people, and Karlous tells a hilarious story about meeting Jerome Bettis in the airport. The crew pays their respects to the late great Tyler Craig, reliving his greatness by telling some amazing stories of times on the stand up comedy circuit. #riptylercraig Karlous and Clayton take a look back the days when they were on BET's hell date and rememeber how little they got paid and they talk about Claytons new comedy central show Dope Movies! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and bring it back to the coming. My man, you know I mean you love. Salvador de Mingo. Come on, man. Come on, man. Hey. Hey, hey. Oh, man.

Welcome to the trip. Hey. Welcome back. Hey. He's been on a party. Hey. Just because I ain't been here, don't mean I left. Yeah, you've been on the journey.

Just because I ain't been here, don't mean I left. Self-Discovery. They told me I wasn't on here. Who said that? Who told you that? Everybody. Everybody. You got to talk to them.

Please tell them. I'm tired of answering questions. Hey, man. So you ain't on the 85 style show no more? Have you seen me on it? Because I'm not on it. Don't mean I'm not there. Do you understand what I'm saying?

just be hitting me saying weird shit. Like, hey, man, you and Clay need to work that out. I was like, what, what is that? Niggie, nigga, they told me in my comments, they said, man, why the fuck you sue the 85 South show? I said, Nick, I'm, hey, man, I'm gonna tell you right here, live and in 3D, I'm gonna pull up on this nigga before I sue him.

Hey, man, I was on Twitter. We're gonna have the lawsuit after the pull up, nigga. It ain't never go. I was on Twitter, and the motherfucker's like, ooh, I'm such a, Carlos and Clayton in here, I hope it don't pop off. I'm gonna go live. I was like, man, what the fucking internet that made up? Oh man, look, just cause y'all wanna make it some shit,

it ain't no shit, but they told me I wasn't in it no more. White lady told me in California, that's what had me nervous. I don't know what, who the fuck? I don't know, but she went the damn agency or something because she said, hey, okay. You know, you know how they talk? You know how they talk? Hey, it's Clayton, right?

I tell you what they made. When did you leave the 85 South show? I said, who left the 85 South? She was like, they told me you laughed and I said, who is they? Because you got to talk like them to keep talking with them. Because the minute you drop your voice, your regular voice, that's what I'm telling you. That's when they like, I don't know why he was so hostile. See, you got to watch them and they, man.

They always try to keep them. Come on, man. Come on, everyone I hear, hey, you know, if I see you, I'm gonna see you. Whatever it was last time I saw you, it better be the same shit. That's for everybody. Free. You gave me some pussy last time. Give me something this time.

What the fuck has changed? I'm so tired of having to remember shit. If you keep giving me some, I don't have to remember a long time ago when you gave me some pussy. Give me some currently. Update your file. Come on, man.

Come on, man. You got to certify. It's like unemployment. Right. You got a certified each week. Each week. Each week, certify. You want me to remember your pussy?

Keep giving me some. Call every Sunday at 9 p.m. Bro, you ever think about that shit? Like when you're an old man, like an old man, 70, 80 years old, like which one of your side chicks are going to hold it down and bring you some vegetables through that? None. I'm convinced none because I've seen what happens. When motherfuckers get called out, you've seen the shit.

It's canceled culture. You know what I'm saying? You get called out for some. They did Bill Cox? Ain't none of the holes. Please, any of my holes, if they ever say I did some shit and you was one of the holes that didn't do the shit too say something speak up on your behalf say something god damn man like these holes was mum the word i said okay so yeah i don't know who gonna bring me soup and

shit right you got to watch that shit you might got a meter in your old age though right she saw what the bitch lied on me and then i'm reading the comments a bitch gonna say oh i knew i got stranger vibes from him strange of all first of all i want to say about that whole shit, you scared me, my nigga. This nigger had me scared because he was approaching the apology. I was like,

oh, my nigger really did some shit. No, I was like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I ain't abused a goddamn thing. I said, that nigga said, I put this on my life and everything that I love and everything that I have ever built and strive for that this bitch ain't shit. She's lying.

Never met her. I was like, oh, this nigga, what the fuck that I found out? And when I found out, I was like, well, you heard the bitch feeling. I grow up. Grow up. Your feelings was hurt. What can you do?

You had me, I didn't know. I thought it was, because I just saw your tweet. I don't know her. Me either. I don't follow her. I know. I saw it vehemently. You never met her.

He was like, I ain't never seen this bitch for longer than 20 seconds when we looked at the eye and then the bitch walked back. I was like, this nigga is like. Dude. This is a strange world. Don't even address them, motherfucker, but I guess you got to. I don't know. No, you have to. Do you?

In this culture, just like you said, when certain words get thrown around, like, wait a minute, hold on. Now, it's a whole bunch of shit that happened that I did not do that. This is one of them. Yeah. This is one of them, yeah. Don't be making it think I'm out here abusing bitches and shit like that. Because I feel like you would do this going to stand by, you do it.

If you did it, you know what I'm saying? I ain't doing that, though. Yeah. Once we got to the, once we dug the, dug through the bullshit we saw sound like you played yourself Hey man

how you emotionally abusive you know how you that's when you switch your emotions real fast that's abuse yeah you act like you happy then all of a sudden you mad for no real that's emotional abuse women do it all the time

lean face pointing finger it's like you tell the bitch happy birthday and then fuck you right afterwards like you know what I'm saying Like, that's emotionally abusive. She's like, he made me feel good, but then he made me feel down. But I wasn't even had to do either one.

You didn't? That's what I'm, like, bro, we ain't got to talk about it no more. Because I know where it's at now. I was just going off your shit because, but, you know, I defend my good name until the end of the, you know, I go all the way out about me. I defend both my names, my good name and my bad, man. Because my bad shit ain't that bad. I ain't, I ain't did none of that shit that these motherfuckers be doing.

My street name ain't that bad either. Come on. Face card good. I pull up a little later than I say I am. That's all the streets can say about me. Face card, good. Face card is amazing. Come on, man.

But they know when I come, I'm coming with some good shit. And that's what be making me late a lot of time. You had to think about it. They got to respect the artists. Right. You understand? Because I didn't want to come. Like, they asked me to do shit sometimes.

They put a deadline on it. They said, we need this Sunday by 9. I said, you'll get it Tuesday. Right. Because you don't know how long it takes me to come up with the good shit. It's just going to sit there all goddamn day. Come on, man. Don't nobody do shit.

It takes me two days to get fucked up before I started working on something. I'm not at my best if I'm not doing some shit that I forgot to do. Man, I like the pressure. You know, the last minute pressure? Was you one of the motherfuckers?

This is the one they've been trying to hit me with lately. They're like, hey, can you do this? Can you record this audition? They specifically asked for you. Then I'm like, why the fuck am I auditioning there? Don't ask for me. if you don't want me. What, they just wanted to hear the shit in my voice?

And what? It's somebody is sitting back and got some good-ass audition footage for shit that they know I should have got. So I'm gonna take you a step further. The motherfuckers ask you for a writing submission. You want me to write some shit? Well, I ain't getting paid for. No, they want you to write about the topic so you can use these jokes that I sent to you into

the thing, Incorporated. No, man. No, you gotta, hey man, we're doing, what, what, uh, remember Ice T said he did the hand grenade shit, nigga? If I'm selling hand grenades, nigga, you're going to trust that they work. I ain't going to let you throw a goddamn hand grenades. So you've got to believe. Right.

You got to believe. I got a box full of hand grenades. Some of these motherfuckers are going to work. Might not be all of them. You ain't going to have to you. But you ain't going to test them out. But once motherfuckers know you got some grenades, you're the last person they should be fucking with anyway. Exactly.

Exactly. I don't understand this shit. To bring the grenade. Right. Why would they ask for me specifically to audition? Just go and give me the shit. You know I'm good for it. You know I don't do it.

That's the point that I'm mad at in my career. I don't feel like they didn't gave me enough opportunities. I'm tired of working for them. I've proven that I can earn them. Just give me some. You know what proves it though? This is what I learned. That Marvin gave you looking at then when I told

about the audition. Like, man, you're auditioning. Nick, you're already good. So this is what I learned. the relationship is what gets you there. So it's probably somebody in there that was fighting for Lowe's. It's somebody in there that was like, we need to get Lose in there, we need to get Lose.

I think Loweck would be perfect. I don't know. He's a loose cannon. He's kind of, I saw one thing where he did one thing. I don't know. He says bitches emotionally. He says bitching bitches emotions. He says bitch.

We don't need that type of shit. So it was probably one person in there fight on you. When we be saying bitch sometimes, it's like sometimes I'm not talking about a person. Like I might be talking about the place. I think people need to realize. Bitch has motored purpose. Man, we in this bitch. Exactly.

Did you see this bitch? Did you see this bitch? Not a person? This bitch. Right. All in close. Then the bitch is gonna tell me. Like, bitch I already know.

So this is the thing. How? How, bitch. You see how that's two totally different questions? How? How? Bitch, how? So, people think bitches are just women.

I know some bitch-ass niggas. But I know some niggas, there's such bitch-ass niggas you don't call them bitch-ass niggie. You just stop that bitch. Because it's some, it's the new shit. If you haven't realized, I don't know if it's because of the pandemic or what, but niggas the new bitches. Ooh, stop, you're going too deep. No, I'm just saying, the new bitches. It's too early.

It's too early in the show. Niggas got wigs. Niggas got costumes. Nigg's got a little wigs. Niggas got parquet. Remember the little commercial with the shit flap up butter? For real? Noggin' got part, niggas got, I didn't know this shit.

Oh, niggas got a whole person, man. You mean it to end the-in-a-cost body bag. In the pandemic. They called a cross-body bag. Nick, sit, let me get my pistol. I said, oh my God, these niggas. Not a holster. No.

Cross. I ain't even talk about, you remember the old detective shows where the nigger had the shit, that strap over the shoulder and then the gun be right there? It ain't even that, though. This is a full-blown satchel, like a little... Spitting around. What that niggins say? He had to spitting that bitch around.

And they flipped three colors, purple, pink, and green. That's the reflective material. I know what you're talking about now. Hey, niggies used the clutch on the nudge. clutch on the nigga. Now a nigga just tapped their purse. All right. All right. I got that thing on me.

And that other thing too. Whoa, what the fuck? What thing? Hey, relax. Hey, man. That shit was crazy how you went to the protest and got caught on the roof. Oh my God. That's what we're going to talk about. Bro. Hey, man. This is the place where we're going to drop the clip

on you on the roof. You're going to do it. They can't do that. Man, trapped on the roof. Trapped on the roof. Trying to bring you out what I can. There was nowhere to go. They weren't letting people go nowhere.

They didn't expect on this lady letting us come to her roof. Because I'm a freedom fighter. I've been out here fight for our right for so long. I've been fighting for my niggins right. You're afraid of fighting. What? Nicky! I've been fighting for the rights so long, bro.

So long. They got to put you in the Silver Rites Museum. I want to go. Because, you know what, I'm going to tell you this. If you didn't see the footage, it was a whole helicopter. We got to round the police. By the time they hear you say this part, they'll be the what. We got all, we're going to play the whole thing.

We recorded the whole encounter. So look. So look. You want to know the story? Yeah, yeah, I want to know. That's why I got to bring it up. Because I know the back story. You know I think you bring up the story and just, hey, man.

The back story is way better than the first story. All right. So look, how this shit happened then? First of all, have I been going to the, first of all, shout out to my brother. Brandon English, he'd be at all the goddamn protest. Every one of them. But he in New York, they stole his footage. Remember when they were snatching people and putting them in the goddamn, you know, they stole his footage.

And a lady stole his footage sold it to the news. He and the whole goddamn litigation. process. But I'm out there. You know what I'm saying? So I'm always communicating with him. I went to a couple protests in LA. Right. Walk down there by the Staples Center. It's a little weird. You know what I'm saying? Because it's more white people than I'm used to at the protests. It's more all people than I'm used to it. Well, look, before you even go to, just talk about the white people at the Black Lives Matter protest. Because you're seeing it first hand, what was, what was, what was you deduct from it? What was your reasoning? What did you see white people out there doing on our behalf? Okay. One, I think they mean good.

Okay, they mean well. They mean well, but they're a little too, they're having too much fun. That's the whimsical. Oh, they're whimsical. That's the last thing we need in our protests. Oh, man, we don't need no whimsy? We don't need to be whimsy or flimsy. We got to be diabolical and strategic.

Come on, these motherfuckers out there on the unicycle, juggling and shit. I say, hey, man, this ain't, I know Malcolm X ain't like juggling, for a fact. I know that. If I ain't read nothing about Malcolm X, I know he ain't fucked with juggling. So they out there, frolicking. Frolicking, galliveting, look-a-hooing, rubber neck, and the goose stamping. Yeah, they out, boy, they're out there all beat with the shit,

saying shit. Then they try to have little jokes, then the white girls out there, right? No. The white girls that folks are black dudes. No, not them. The white girls. You're talking about tying, Sarah, and all them.

All them. They out there, and they're so nasty with it. Because they say little shit, like, If you can open your mouth for black dick, you can open your mouth for Black Lives Matter and their sign got like a black dildo on it and shit. I'm like, baby, it's kids out here. Take that dick off the sign. Take the dick off the sign.

This is not what we're here for. I wish I was lying. When I say I wish I was lying, I wish I was lying. This is L.A. This is L.A. So you mean to tell me that like the same ladies who don't went to the slut walk. Are you telling me we got the slut walk crowd? At this point, these bitches just like to walk.

They just like, yes, yes. So we went to those, I walked to those cool. Now this is where the shit happened right here. So I'm at the house. I moved. You know what I used to say. Did you go to my, yeah, you was at my own shit. So I moved across the street.

They built a whole new goddamn building. I remember because they started right here and then they jumped across the street. Right. So then they built in this whole new shit. My shit ain't been working, so I moved across there. And then in my new shit, I got a window where I can see out into the goddamn world.

I'm in the house. There's probably like a few days after the riots, after they didn't burn down shit. And I drove around that. I wasn't really out for that. But I was out. I was. I was out.

I didn't get out. But like when I saw white people looting shit, I played on a white guilt, and I was like, give me that, some of that. Something. Something. You hear because of us. And their motherfucker was like, all right. Like, they was cool about it.

They cut you in. Oh, man, I got a couple of little books. I got a couple of the Supreme shirts and shit. They're too small, but I got them. Just off GP. Yeah, because I didn't like how happy they was about stealing shit. I was like, no, hey, give me something.

That's what all this is about anyway. Yeah, yeah, they're coming up all of us. So, this is a few days after that, I'm looking out of the window. I see the whole protest go by my window. I ain't never lived no one. where I can see the protest, go by outside on the road. You know what I'm saying?

Right. Everything going on, and it just was in my spirit. I was like, man, I got to go out there. It's right there. It ain't going to be closer. This shit comes past my house. It don't even be shit out here. So I go out there.

I go out there. This shit beautiful. All different types of young people, black, brown, Asia, white. They out there. The whole neighborhood out, right? They filming the shit. The shit cool. So I go out my house, right?

So you got to understand. This is the block. right this my house I go out my house I walk this way because this the street they own because my window that way so I'm walking down that way with them right we make another right boom we make a right now all I got to do is go up and make a right and I'm back home this one the police came and blocked off the road and it's only two ways to go mm so they over here and they over here and they got their shit on and they closing in on people they arresting people on one side I tried to

scoop by like I was in church. Like I put my finger up. I was like, excuse me, let me get. They reached on their gun. It was like, get the fuck back over. I was like, oh shit, okay, cool. So let me go back over this way, see if I can get my head. All I got to do is make this right.

I'm home. I get up there. I try to be smart. I'm like, hey, look, come here. I'm working under cover. And you guys are fucking up my shit right now, okay? All right, I'll get you all the name. The motherfucker's like, get the fuck back.

I'm like, all right. shit so then at this point some motherfuckers lay down in the street I'm like they must have already been shot with rubber bullets because I'm not ready to give up at these then this lady came out a white lady came out she was like you guys come in here come in here come in here come in here and so we go into her apartment right in her building this shit this just sound like motherfucking like like motherfucking jordan peel wrote this shit I think he did I think he did nigger but I'm listening to the story but I'm like nigger I think he did right lady came out I said and told you coming in the house.

A white lady came out. Now, keep in mind, this, it's like 50 people out here. You know what I'm saying? I say about 20, 30 just laid down the street. They just laying down. They just laid down. You never even figured out why they was laying in the street. No, I knew why they was laying down.

They just gave up because the police was out there. They had the gas grenades, all that shit. All the extra shit they didn't even. Yeah, you know, you know, I feel like the weapon is non-lethal if it's got a colorful thing on the end. But that ain't true. I know it ain't true. Because a motherfucking bean bag can kill you out of goddamn shotgun.

A rubber bullet in the right place will motherfucking end your life. So they out there, they had the shit that had the little green on. I was like, I'm not really trying to chance it. So these motherfuckers lay down. We go in her apartment. But then she hit us with the shit.

She said, you guys can go on the roof. Just don't be in the hallway. I'm like, I wouldn't have came in here if I knew the stipulations. See, white ladies are always trying to sit a nigga So if it was an underground railroad, they're going to keep you underground, right? They're going to keep you hitting. They ain't going to be like, hey, you've got to walk past these white.

Like, we're going to play a trumpet, and you've got to walk down Main Street. Right. So we're on the roof. Police not letting up. They out there lined up. Helicopter shows up. Helicopter hovers us. All type of shit happening on the roof.

The white lady, she's excited about all this shit happening because she's got her phone out. She's like, we're going to. make the news and I'm like oh bitch that ain't never the gold black man right I'm like that's the last thing you want here it's like we're gonna make the news I'm like oh my god then there's another dude up there he's trying to organize people he like a black Richard Simmons you know the black dude up there no it's it's a few other well all right look so a lot of Hispanic kids there's one dude he looked mixed because he looked like Richard Simmons but he's black but he real like guys we're gonna spell out black

Lives Matter. We're gonna spell out BLM on the roof. We're gonna make the news. And I was like, oh, him and this bitch. See, I already don't like him. I didn't like him. I didn't like him at all. As soon as I saw his gum to teeth ratio. Oh my God. I stopped liking it. Hey, that's the number one determined factor. Like, if they're a good person or not. Huh? Huh? How are you going to spread it out with what? No, they wanted to spell it out with their bodies. They wanted to lay down. They wanted to lay down. They wanted to, they wanted to. I I'm gonna be the L. You'd be that? I know you didn't participate in no shit. No, I didn't participate in it. I'm trying to figure a way off the roof.

I'm trying to figure a way off the motherfucking roof, bro. Nick, you know ain't no way off the goddamn roof. No, I'm like you're just going to jump to another roof, and then swing the motherfucking door open. Like, you're going to do the juice. You're going to jump three roofs. Dog. First of all, I've been playing a lot of video games.

Nick, you aren't motherfucking. I thought I was on the Sanchez Creek. Just cause. I can jump to the next shit. Is that a Black Lives Matter flag? I can run and jump and grab on to that. Dog, this is. I look that up.

That's what a hat out is. Daughter. But I had my girl with me. Couldn't leave her. So, boom, we up there. We're on the breath. You mean to tell me you out here doing superhero shit. You out here protesting for Black Lives Matter and protecting Black women all at the same time.

You got damn right. Nigga, you came here just a stunt on me, didn't? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I'm trying to make up shit with my girl. I'm like, I don't know. Tell them you're pregnant and you got anemia.

Like, just so you can maybe get out this bitch. So that's what you formulating why they're trying to lay down and spell BLM? I'm trying to figure out how to get us out of it. Yes. Okay, just y'all two. Fuck them at this point, right? Hey, man, fuck them. So you asked me was any black dudes up there.

Right. It was one black dude up there, but I knew he was crazy. Because he wanted to be the beat by himself, didn't it? No, this nigga. this nigga had I got it I can curl up I can curl up

I can curl up I didn't made a B before the whole shit my idea is my idea fuck it I do all the letters this nigga's crazy so I knew he was crazy

because he had on an Andrew Bynum jersey What the fuck is that No no He was thinking, yes, bro. He had on an Andrew Bynum jersey. The only one they sold. Lakers? First of all, yes.

What other? But I'm saying? Like, he had a, he had a, he had on a Lakers, Andrew Bynum jersey, right? Keep him. All right, so he up there, I knew he was crazy because I saw his wardrobe choice. So we up there, man. The white lady, like, she go down, like, because we on the roof, but we could see down to the front of the place.

So we look at the police down there, they're like trying to get in. She go down there and talk to him, but we can't hear what she's saying. The white lady that let y'all in the house. The white lady that lives in the house. Oh, shit, she didn't turn on y'all. Now, keep in mind.

This bitch playing both sats. Yeah, they're on the roof. It's about 30 of them. You understand? She said y'all look. So, because motherfuckling on the roof, like, hey man, just let me go in your apartment. I give you.

Pull it out whatever they got in their pocket. I got $70. Just let me go in yo. You know what I'm saying? Just let me and she's not going for it She not letting nobody do it. So this one I knew she was about to be a rap like that's what I thought when I saw it down that talk and I was like she probably like they up there. I'm not letting them in Go around to the back. I'll never let them in like that's that's what that's what she was doing for us and I'm like but it's exactly what it was because the Richard Simmons looking nigga that told us the spell out BLM

right disappeared and she disappeared and what the fuck ego bro this gotta be some Jordan Pills shit so y'all never saw him again the police come up get everybody

zip tight cuffs zip zip everybody to fuck up take us down to the shit got us lined up I'm trying to tell him I live right here I live you know what I'm saying like I still got my Georgia license oh so it don't even look like I live right but I'm like man I live right there so they harass us they pull us over they I mean pull us over they got they got the women and

men separated they talk some shit they get your little info and then they load us all up in the bus right sheriff bus but we in the sheriff bus that's when everybody realized we don't see the Richard Simmons looking nigger. Everybody on the bus is like, hey man, where that nigger with them little teeth in the big gun? A niggas like, yeah, where the fuck is that motherfucker, man? He was on that truck. I was like, damn, he must have been an agent.

That's what people are saying. So we in the zip tie cups, right? This shit, this is the other thing I got to tell you. I'm the oldest nigga out there. I'm old this nigga out there, everybody out there is young. It's the young people doing it. These niggins got skateboards, they young. They young.

Police pull, they get to me. They're like, what you doing out? I just came out. I saw, you know, I was just marching. They was like, they looked at my ID. They saw the age. They was like, we got the leader. I was like, the leader.

Where he is? What he got on? Which one is? Which one is he? It was like, so you set this up? I said, I set this up. The fuck are you talking? No, I said, baby, no, look, I'm not even with them.

I'm not even with them. I'm the only person out here without a skateboard. You know I'm not with them. Doug, they made the shit seem like I was the leader. They was like, yeah, he's the leader of the roof boys. I was like, they got a name. Oh, shit. Man, you're about to get hit with Dorico.

That's what I'm saying, man. You got a conspiracy. Heading a criminal organization. You run a whole criminal goddamn organization. So when we get on the sheriff bus, sheriff's, I ain't going to lie. I ain't never been to jail, and it was this lie before. Did it look like the Snoop Dog video on Murder Was the Case?

It didn't put you out in the cage. Okay, so, no, they had the cages up front, but then in the back it's like sectioned off where it's like a bench, a bench, another gate, a lock, and then a bench and a bench. This shit sounds so dangerous. So you can get a few people in there, but up front they got the individual cages. So they put us all in the back. We in the back, these young niggins getting out the cuffs like, it's the thing to do.

It may have me fucked up. How y'all doing that? Like, these motherfuckers were getting out the shit. And then, like, now, they didn't check us. I said, man, you know what, y'all so lucky these young niggas is peaceful. Because motherfuckers was on there, dude had a knife on there. dude was trying to cut people shit off another dude had a screwdriver

he was loosening people shit out motherfuckers had their backpack if you look at my Instagram feed I went live but I still had my cuffs on I was able to get my phone out this way and I had that like I was showing

what the fuck was going on help we on that bitch somebody pulled out they phone they started playing nipsy hustle We rode the jail listening to nips, somebody pulled out of vapor pen.

Now we smoking bubble gum cushion in the back of the chair and I said fuck it, I didn't do nothing. I'm gonna smoke. I said, but the nigga had to hit it for me. That was about the softest shit I never did in my life with the nigga had to. Thank you.

Appreciate it. Shit fucking stupid. So we get to the jail. It's not jail. Right. It's some tents set up in a parking lot. Damn. Oh, and I didn't tell you, the nigga with the Andrew Bynum jersey, once we got it on the bus,

he went crazy. I don't give me fuck! Who gonna suck my dick? I want to go to the Twin Towers. That's what he's saying, and I'm like, we in the back like, Bynum. Bro, they got us. I knew he was crazy just for having that jersey. And then he proved it when we got on the bus.

Maybe he said that. out of fear. I don't know what he was, but he was talking shit. He was like, hurry up, let's go. I'm ready to go. And he was just naming a weird place. Taj Mahal, Twin Tower. I said, what the fuck is this nigga talking about? This nigga is, I was like, I was trying to, I was like, bind him, final. Shut the fuck up, man. Because they go pepper spray us and we handcuffed and we're going to be fucked up. So we get down there, it's not a jail. They say it's a mobile jail. They got some tents set up, and they do. A mobile jail. That mean they can pay. Take that bitch up and take it somewhere else and that could be jail.

So jail ain't in place no more. Jail is a state of mind. If they did it need to be. Jail is a social construct. Jail is whatever it needs. It's fluid. Jail is genderless. Jail can be defined by...

We just built the first female prison. You go in the vagina, you come out the vagina. You have to be born. You start out at the top. You serve most of your time on the top. Man, what level you was on? I was on the cervix for about two years. Oh, real?

Nigger, them fallopian tubes was hitting hard. Niggas was not... No bullshit. You ain't never been in the flopian. I don't want to... shit. Shut the fuck out. Niggas was over there wrecking in that bitch. Niggas was real active around the uterus too.

Oh. So yeah, long story short, went out there. They gave us the whole. process it was a bullshit and then I found out where we work because I asked I said where are we they said oh I don't know I said come on you the police you don't know where we are what the fuck is you talking about turns out they took us to Jackie Robertson Park first Negro to like prime time professionally play in the major league that's the part that they took us to for demonstrating for

goddamn black lives man who is organizing they shit come on man I said Jackie Roberts apart? Y'all could have took us to Jackie Chan part. It's so many other Jackies. It's so many other Jackies. You did not have to pick Jackie Robinson. There's so many other Jackies. So the whole charge was obstruction.

No, not obstruction, not obstruction. What was it? What was it? Fuck, I can't think of it right now. I didn't got high. Curfew. Oh, you were. Curfew.

you were six I went out there at 545 I thought I was gonna be back I thought I was good I thought I was gonna bend the corner so the original plan was to just protest for 15 minutes oh man I'm not I don't know how far they going I'm gonna stay with you why you're around here in your radius all right this is my stove I'm going back y'all all right keep it up I'll fuck with y'all later on hey man look this bitch through here tomorrow, I'm off. Come early. I fuck with you all then.

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And then the crazy part is fucking L.A. because they know they was on some bullshit because they let the city burn the day before. They burnt the whole fucking city up. They looted all the shit. Flight club, all that shit was looted. Motherfuckers had so many shoe boxes they couldn't see around them.

Now, flight club deserved to get looted. They do. Because they'd be overpricing like a mother-fucking. Bro, if they would have been looking out for the community all this time. You had it coming. Niggas would have let that shit. No, no, no, no, no.

Nah, nah, nah. Come on now, we ain't savages. Hey, hey, hey, hey. But soon as it, hey, please get them. Get them. This motherfucker off of me $50 for some un-over shit. Man. Hey, bro.

They ain't gonna try to sell it for $4.50. Five hundred. Flight club got some shit in there. They deserved it. They deserved it. You right. They got some shit in there that they cost so much. much way if they go get it you got a bag they're like look if you ask about this shit

I'm gonna go get it and our policy is you got a bad if I let you touch it with human fingers human fingers and then they be asking you questions back like hey man y'all got them Jordan Nines the ones that came out on his birthday for Christmas yeah who told you we had that what's the password we got them how much on it 13,000. Man, that's never mind. Never mind. Hey, you know why that's my favorite young nigga.

My favorite young nigga is Corday. Did you see when he went to the sneaker shop episode? The only nigga put this shit back. Uh, the bitch's five bands. I don't need them. I said, this nigga, and he had real nigga logic. He said, that's like a 90, that's like a 2004 Honda Accord. I was like, this nigga, this nigga here is logical.

He's gonna be all right. He gonna make it. What do you do? Yeah, he gonna make it. Yeah, it's a lot of shit needed to get hit up. The Apple Store, Target, come on, you're going to target black people, we're going target Target, we're going to target target, target. You targeted us, we're going to target target, target.

Target, used to be cheap, t-shirts, $7. Them shit's about $15. Fuck you, Target. 18, 19. You got it coming. You target us, we're going to target target. It's easy. I ain't mad at none of the shit that happened.

Because I don't know what relationship. You said, I don't know the relationship in them communities or them play. I don't give a fuck about that. So this was the cool shit about LA. So LA, they didn't have they shared riots, right? Right. Last time, Rodney King's shit, they burned up their community. And they pushed a little forward and they fucked up Korea town.

This time, because they got a little knowledge and they smart about it, they were strategic, they went to Beverly Hills. They went to the white folks here. When you were seeing shit getting burned up, you were seeing cop cars on fire, that's over by the grove. That's where it fucking matter. They went over by the goddamn mayor house.

That's really what happened. They was at the mayor house the day before, the day I got arrested. So the day I got arrested, it was like go out there and show that motherfucking overwhelming display of aggression and- Proof force. Yeah, brute force, man.

Shockin off. Right. Go out there and arrest the peaceful motherfuckers because we let the violent motherfuckers get it in. Man? That's a crazy-ass story. That shit had a lot of twists and turns.

It didn't. It didn't. The only turn was, niggie, I couldn't make that turn. I couldn't make the turn to go home, my niggie. That was the one thing. Had you made that turn, you wouldn't have. You wouldn't have none of these adventures. That's not the crazy shit.

I didn't want to do it. I had shit to do the next day. This nigga, hell. You know, that's really the main worry about jail. Niggas ain't scared of jail. Speaking of shit like that, man, you saw the Seahawks dude got cut for trying to sneak a little boys in the hotel. Come on, man.

What do you expect, man? Bro, everybody been getting caught up with these holes. I just read that one and then this one said. Well, you heard about what happened in the bubble. Hold on. This one says, Florida's first black sheriff faces felon in charge for having deputies arrest his side chick. Hey, man, y'all come get this bitch.

This bitch out of control, man. I want to call, hey, put in the paddy wagon. How the fuck? That's some shit like, no. Wait a minute, man. That sounds like some shit the first black sheriff would do. The first black sheriff for where? In the whole state of Florida.

God damn. I need a specific location because that made us look terrible as a whole. We need a, somebody research department, find out exactly where in Florida. Because that probably would make it make more sense then. Make it make sense. It made it sound like Florida had one sheriff,

one black sheriff. If I don't know the exact location, it might make more sense. What'd you say happen in the bubble? Oh, they've been sneaky bitches in the bubble. Yeah, you know that? Sheriff from Clay County. Clay County, they ain't got nothing to do with me.

Where is that? Where is Clay County. Oh shit, that's probably over there in the Pensacola. Probably. Jacksonville. Yeah, over there on the other side. I told you the exact location to make it make sense. Yeah.

Now that makes sense. Yeah, yeah. A Jacksonville nigga would definitely be the sheriff and have all his side bitches arrested. Any bitch you didn't want to fuck with him. Hey man, I need y'all to go pick up the... Could get the number. Real? Okay.

Well, all right. Much love to all the side chicks that's been holding it down for longer than two years. longer than two years. If you've been a side chick longer than 700 days, people always got jokes and stuff, but it's some side chicks out here that are loyal as hell. I don't know who they belong to,

but I've heard stories. They're fables, they're stuff a legend. There's something to believe in. And Santa Claus as a little boy and as a grown man, I believe it's a land full of loyal side chicks somewhere that will never tell your deepest darkest secrets. I think there is. I think you're right, though.

And that's the stuff that keep you going. You have to have something to believe, man. Because it's black man, we really don't have a whole lot of hope. Tell the truth, like, it really ain't got shit to look forward to. Bro. You ever said a happily married black man?

Look at Marvin Gay. Maybe. Maybe if you see it from a distance. I'm saying, like, and it wasn't on a Sunday. Like, not in front of his wife. I'm talking about a nigga that'd be trying to advocate for that shit when ain't nobody around. Like, you know, a nigga

gotta be happy front of hey man ain't it's the best thing ever happened to me you see that nigga but hey man don't you do that shit I'm telling you hey man look if I could do it all over again what do you mean at what point do you mean it what did you what did you start over at I could do it all over again I wouldn't do this but then you catch that that same These niggins later on in life, he'll change that whole shit. Look, look, if I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't do it, no different. That's when he got to die.

That's when the nigga get old. Hey, I did what I did, and that's all I did. I ain't do nothing else. You can only do what you can do. Hey, hey, party hard. You heard what I said? You got to party hard, but party smart too. Party smart.

Don't part it too hard and don't be smart, because that ain't end the party. Hey, Nas just dropped the new album called King's Disease. Yeah. What's King's disease? I was just about to ask you. No, it's not. Yeah, it's gout.

It's syphilis. Oh, shit. That's the king's disease? No, it's gout. It could be gout, too? Because gout when you eat too much, when you bawling too good, when you get an iodine poisoning from eating that pop a dole, it's fun divvice all the time. So this is a play on glutton.

It's got to be. But syphilis the king disease? Yeah, a lot of kings got much pusses they wanted. But damn, it wasn't the right pucy. Man, this is- If I'm the king, I want the top pussy casting. Who gave me all this bad-ass news? This is indexed hard. The king's disease is gout?

Come on, man. Fuck with me on the game. Nick, I should have listened to you. What it is. Because you've been enlightened every since you went to prison for that put-toe. Jeopardy, I'm cold. Trivial pursuit. I'm cold.

Yeah. What the fuck it is, man. Man, some more bad news. Kareem Abdul-Jabarsan got arrested for stabbing his neighbor. That nigga probably had a long arm, so he probably stabbed that nigga from the porch. Historically.

That nigga stabbed that nigga from across the street. Yah! This nigga stuck me! He ain't stabbed nobody, he stuck him. He stuck him. Kareem Abdulis-Barsan. That nigga, arm long as a bitch. He stabbed that nigga with a hook.

hook shot. He saw that coming. He could have moved. This niggas stuck me. Where is he? It's way over there. I want to see a picture this nigger. What if that nigger ain't been like 5-7? You would never think he could remap dude. You got to have some length, man. He got to. Oh, here go to the historical fact to go of what you said. Historically, gout was blamed on overindulgence of food and alcohol. Because I know this, because I do it. I know this. I'm trying to get gout.

That's how I know I'm gonna made it. Mm-hmm. When I get gout, I'll be like, nigga, I'm there. Hey, man. My stomach hurts. Man, fuck no, bro. His son looked just like Bob Ross. Now that I know that he did that.

His son's six, seven. Oh, his son. His son looked like we're gonna do some happy little tree. We're gonna do a happy little knife. knife. Gonna do a little blood stain right here. A little drop of blood. Just going to do a nice little staph, stab.

This niggas... This niggas... He did that shit. He did. He did it. He did it. He going to jail. He did it.

Kareem got to pay about $2 million to keep him out. This nigga looked like Will Ferrell. This nigga look like Jackie Moon. Whatever that shit was. Now this is the strangest shit of 2020. No, it came. No, wait, wait. It came because 2020 ain't over.

I'm saying, there's some shit that came way out of left field. Nobody would ever expect this. Nick, Jaheem made an Instagram post supporting Donald Trump. You're talking about Jaheim? Put that woman first. If it wasn't for the best in the bemen. That nigg. I could remember.

Never G-I-V-E-U-P. Don't hate on us with fabulous. That's what niggas had look here singing the hood. They got the Lollipop children back down. Don't hate on us with fabulous. You see, Hershiel Walker said that it hurt his heart about the things people say about Donald Trump. Hershiel Walker played football when the helmets was soft.

His egg is scrambled. I can listen to this nigga, man. The helmets was squishy when this nigga played. You don't fuck what Hershal Walker think. This nigga here, man. You try to live all past glory. All your records have been broken, my nigga. I don't know if they had, but I feel like they have.

If not, we repealing all that niggins. Man, Emmett Smith ain't said shit. Emmett Smith, Ben ain't saying shit. I remember I ain't fucking with Emmett Smith because he didn't want to give the kids an autograph when I was in Pensacola. Because you know, Enn Smith from Pensacola. So I'm gonna give you the comparison.

Emmett Smith from Pensacola, Roy Jones was called. And Ms. Smith be like, get them motherfucking kids away from me. Roy Jones be like signing an autograph. He'd go $20, goddamn. Tell your mama give me a number. That's Roy Jones. You understand? The difference?

Hey man, I saw Jerome Bettis at the Atlanta airport. You know, I always be fucking with the breakfast in the morning. I had just got my breakfast. The bus? I saw Jerome Bettis the bus. So I was like, what's up, man, how you doing? And then he was like, bro, what's up, man, good morning. I was like, yeah, what's so, bro, you're the dog, you know what I'm saying?

He walked off. So I just had got my food, so I started walking too. So we walked him. And he turned around. Like, look, man, he ain't taking no pictures this morning. I'm like, bro. I'm going to my fucking flight. We're just so having to be on the same flag.

I'm like, man, he ain't asked you taking my fucking pictures. I'm famous, too. Niggins to you this dicker! Look, man, look. Hey, man! Hey, you got to follow me and shit. I know you're a fan brother. Relax.

Relax, bro. I'm like, man, ain't done. Stop with this. You might hate it. real life. This thing is being, this thing is you trying to hound him for him. Hey, hey, hey, buddy, buddy, you go your own way. Don't fucking follow me, buddy. I'm not, G. All right, man, get from behind me. What the fuck is. Hey man, go around, go around. We're not taking no business this morning. It's early. Why does this thing keep saying we anybody?

Who is we? Look, we're not doing no photographs. Nicky by himself. Hey man, you know the craziest part of this story? I am not making this up. Somewhere between this, nigga, we walked past one of them of terminals. I swear to God, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You mean he turned around in the back in the corner? So look, he walking in front of me.

So between, before this little part popped off, bruh, we walk past the terminal. At some point, niggas, Cisco walks across in the corner. in front of me. Real fast, like, out the terminal and around the corner, and I'm like, man, I was Cisco, but I just keep walking to my flag. Right, right, right.

Hey, bro, hey. Hey, bray, you ever saying celebrity and you was the only one that gave a fuck? You was the only one that even knew who they was. Niggas don't even know you, my nigga, like, this nigga keep trying to get in your vision a little bit and look at what. Bro, I see, the coldest motherfucking, I ain't, I ain't even, like, the type of motherfucker that'd be like, awesome fan shit, but, Nick, I was in LA, I was at the LAX, at the airport LAX.

Yeah. So, you know, the place that got that nasty-ass food, them sandwiches and shit. Jersey mics? Nah, it's a little cafe right there on the left. It's the shit that's only in there. They be selling that nasty shit and shit. Like, like, it's a, it's a stand. It's in the middle.

It's not really a restaurant. Yeah, it's kind of, yeah, it's like a restaurant right here, and then it's kind of like a coffee little cafe. What airline? Oh, Delta. Okay. Down through that. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Okay, so Dick. I'm getting about getting rid of the order and shit, and I look beside me, nigger. I see the nigger that played Freddy Krue. Oh. Robert Island. Give me, give me my jeopardy points. Robert England.

Yeah, get that niggas jeopardy points. Yeah, get that nigg is jeopardy points. So check this out. The nigga is right there. I'm like, bro, I'm the hugest fucking Freddy Krueber fan. Can we please get a picture? Please don't tell me he was the ass. Nah, he was cool.

It was a motherfucker, man. And did nobody want to say shit right? So me and him, we're just talking to shit. He's like, man, that's so cool. I was telling him my Fred Krueger stories and how he fucking my childhood up. And we were just chopping up game. This before we take the picture, right?

And the lady was like, because y'all hurry up so we can get one to him. Then he hit the Freddy Krueber voice and he turned around and said, wait a minute, bitch. It was the coldest shit. Man, that shit was so, that was so, and everybody was like, oh, that's him! Man, that was some of the coldest shit. I don't need to meet nobody else, man. We haven't ordered our sandwiches.

Man. The only, that's great, though. I'm glad to hear that. He'd be like, oh yeah, eat the fast out shit. Cheap's in the building. I love y'all. I love y'all. I love that.

Okay, you know what was cold? You know what was cold for me? What? I jumped on. I hop on the live, I be on the live, that's all I really fuck with Instagram. Okay, okay. So I hop on the live, I go on Jay Phillips live,

who on Jay Phillips live, said the entertainer. The nigger knew who I was. And he said, you'd be on 85-sounding show, I said, the white lady told me, I got kicked out. Man. No, a king of comedy? I mean, we know.

That's what we know. We didn't met D.L. Y'all had met Steve. We'd have met Steve. So to have just the, yeah, motherfuckers be aware. And that shit was cold. I was like, man, goddamn. All right, cold.

Even though it was the long distance shit. Right. Nicky, that Freddy Kruger shit, though, man. Man, that's something of the... We got to bring him back, man. We got to put him in another movie, man. No, he's rich. He don't want to do shit right now.

He'll do this shit for you. And you know what? One day, I'm on the fucking plane. Oh no, Robert England, one of only three actors to portray a horror character eight consecutive time. The other nigga was the nigga that used to be... Jason. Boris Karloff or whatever the nigger was that used to be in all the old shit.

Man, one day I was on the plane, I'm sitting in the back on the last seat. Motherfucking, sugar-free sitting right in front of me. Coldest pimping this nigger. What'd be in the back of the plane? Y'all, you know how this sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down. Hey, when you're up, you're up, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. You'll be walking to the back trying to explain. I got points of shit.

This is just how to shuffle work this morning. I booked this shit last minute. Last minute, guys, last minute. I picked this seat. I want to go to sleep. That last row empty. They don't recline, but I got all of them. I like the back.

I like to be able to talk to the students. My stomach fucked up this morning. Boy, one, hey man, one morning I was in New York, I didn't think I was gonna make it, man. I threw up all in that man, Uber. You threw up in an Uber? All in that man, shit. That's like 200.

I guess he was taking the corners too fast, and then that shit, I was like, I was still throwing up, throwing money on that nigga. I gave that thing about $300, threw up all in that bitch. He's like, hey, brother, you couldn't throw it. Like, hey, brother, you can't throw it up in there. I was like, nigga, I'm the page in there.

I'm, it's my car now. I'm not throw up the whole time. I'm not about to try to excuse myself. You didn't get this nigga, buddy. And he thinks I'm going to stop? No, I gave you the money. Mid, vomit. No, no, no, body, no, vomit.

Brother, bother, brother, mother. No, keep it in. Keep it in, body. You can't do. You can't do this here. No, body. Not here. Sir, this is totally.

Brother this be Spanish, hey, hey, that's not me. You have to clean that up. You have to clean it all. You have to clean it up. It's not me. What time is your flight? Well, you have time to clean. Bro, did you see the NBC post-Karvin-Heart picture

by mistake and said it was Usain Boat? Right. I feel like that nigga named Usain, just because I know what I'm wrong. I feel like that's his. public name. I feel like everybody... Don't correct me publicly. I'm just saying. Pull me to the side. I feel like the wrong.

I wasn't saying you was wrong. I just said, I feel like the nigga name, Usain. Okay, what? I feel like. I feel like. What is it? I feel like the Jamaican niggins be like, Usen. Usain, bull. I don't feel like they say you same. I'd be saying you sign. Because them niggis say Oarsin with no age. You know, say a lot of... My o's.

You want to come to my os. Ows. That shit, O-W-S-E. O-W-S. You're an owl? I'm telling you, man. That's how crazy shit is out here. But them niggas don't look like, though.

They don't. That nigger like... And there's much shit, Kevin. He's tall as shit. Exactly. As much shit as Kevin Hart has done for NBC, though. Exactly, NBC. Who's working for y'all?

Y'all don't know. That's how you know 2020 is fucked up. That shit probably gonna be in the books forever. At some point, Kevin Hart is gonna turn into Usain Boat in the history books. You know what I believe in this fucked up? What? What if we just at-

This is a different timeline? What if we just at the end of world, like the end of earth, like at the timeline, one his shit gonna make sense no more no no it's gonna make okay so you're seeing jet lead the one remember where the nigg was killing him to be the best him damn I forgot all about that movie okay so this niggu is it's different parallel universes right so it's a bunch of ewes it's a bunch of loesses this is a brick and mortis type shit you the loz didn't realize every time another

loathe get killed you get stronger so you gonna kill all the ewes to get better hell yeah and so did see that I know my weakness. That's what happened. You have killed yourself so many times. I don't think I could do it. I didn't have a meeting with all myself and be like, look, we could really work this up. I'm not the type of niggins.

Look, they sent me to kill us. But I put with y'all and they ain't want to do this shit. Hey, you be sending yourself a- Because I know what we think. Hey, my nigger, don't go out there to the goddamn spot- tonight. Hey, Loz, let me hollage you right quick. Which one? All of them. You know that other nigga that looked like us?

We need to have a meeting. But what if this is a timeline that took for motherfuckers to actually work out and for shit to be cool? I thought about that. I was like, damn, the shit got to be this fucked up for shit to work out the way I wanted to in my head. So you're saying it's got to give me total chaos for the structure to return?

I know you ain't say that, but that's how. I don't say that, but that's how I interpreted it. What I'm saying is, we gotta deal with what the fuck it is. You know, it's only so many episodes you could complain about, oh, nigger, this shit fucked up, I don't know what we gonna do. At some point, you gotta figure it out. But man, but tell the truth, 2020 have more shit happening in one month than the whole goddamn year.

Nigger, I didn't know season two started back to back. These niggas, because I thought the corona was over, and then part two started right the fuck up, nigger. I said, damn, like we back to it again? Again. Niggas had murder hornets. Remember when that shit came out? Niggas were killing them with their bare hands.

Like, fuck out of here, man, nigga. Police shoot the shit out of niggas. You think the hornet gonna stop us, nigger? You don't even like Georgia Tech like that over here, man. Slap the shit. A murder hornet? Nick, black people killing any bug anyway. We ain't let no bug, man.

We ain't let no bug, man. Any day. With anything. All of them. All of them. I killed a bug with a sheet of paper before. Diabolical shit. I'm killing the bug with whatever I got available.

Whatever liquid is around is getting poured on these things. Most bugs are fucking stupid. Hennessy going to hit that bug. He's going to slow down. You can pull some head on that nigga. He's going to slow down. Right. I seen a roach get in a cup and drink liquor one time.

Creepier as shit. It ever. They're about to change it. They're about to give Kobe Brandies on street. Yo. He needed. He needed. He needed.

They fucked with him, man. That was a, you know, it was a fucked up way to go. Hell yeah. Helicopters really ain't shit. That's all I can say. I'm off of them. You know, I sold mine. That's how the year started.

I let mine. Well, that's because you bought the old one that man in pressure baby head. That shit was the oldest shit anywhere. It wouldn't go nowhere. That they didn't put 20-inch rims on that bitch. Manning Fresh said he was, I thought he was just rapping until I went to pick the bitch up and that nigga had four-twenties on that bitch. It made it uneven.

I can't park this on the roof. I think I bought it after he sold it to Turk and Wayne because them the ones who put around sold as Juven Wayne. They put 30-Hin Lorenzo's on that thing, man. Y'all niggins just wouldn't understand. You're lying! You are lying! I'm trying to... I bought a platinum football field.

No you didn't. You know what used to always... You know what used to always disturb me how all the rappers on cash money records used to always have to ask baby for the keys to the rover truck. Bro. It's so many examples of that. I'm glad you say that because I didn't realize the shit too. Like they always...

I always got to ask Baby to do anything. That's when I knew the money. Like when he came out later he wasn't paying him, it started making sense. If you go back and listen. Baby, let me get the keys to the rover truck. Trying to get all this beef shit over, bro. But why you need the keys,

it's your car. When you listen to the lyrics, you know babies are selfish nigger. Even Lil Wayne came in on number one stunter and said, Boss Be, slow down in the jag, you lost me. You know how slow to the door. new Rose Roy's B. That's why he gave it to you. Hey, hold on, hold on. What is it? Baby, let me get the keys. Let me get the cheese and make then. Let me see what's happening.

You don't have none of your own stuff. Nigger asked for a whole list of shit. Baby paid. Baby should have paid them people. Hey, Manifresh said, $10,000 at the bar all on baby. This was just his drink. That was, that was, but no, Manning Fresh was the only nigga that was taking advantage of a baby. He was just getting shit in the baby name. Baby said he want me to have a Rosewood. Manifresh. Manifresh is the coolest nigga to ever make music, bro.

I love Manifresh, man. He shouted out so many people. He ran out of people to shout out. Which would? That nigga said, good morning. Elderly people's cats, dogs, chickens, twerkers, strippers, ducks. Ducks. All that.

That's right up there with Uncle Luke saying, Free Willy, Pocahontas coming. Pocahanna's coming. Pocahalla's coming. See, Willie. Oh, no. Oh, no. What club was this nigga at?

They had a whale in the club. Who? Well, Santa Claus came to the club. I was in Miami looking for the club. I said, what club got to wear? But it's Miami. What's the chances of it not being true, Nick? You look over in VIP, they got motherfucking free willie over there.

And, hey, we're not doing the pitchers tonight, guys. It's just free willie. Free Willy over there count money with his flipper and shit. He got a residency and Sewell. He's not doing no pictures in the club because he's not supposed to be in here. And you look over there and that nigger really like out the tank. Somebody sucked that whale's dick.

There's a goddamn whale in there. Somebody sucked that whale's dick, man. He's an orca. Somebody sucked that orchard's dick. Ain't no dolphins in this bitch. Somebody get my niggins some pussy, man. They start to play that Miami music. Ah, ah, uh, uh, uh.

Oh, uh, uh. Pop it down, drop it down, love peanut. Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat. Damn, the Marlins got a, uh, a well tank in the stadium. See, he'd be going to baseball. Come on, baby. They'd be having to go to baseball games or shit.

That shit hard. You ain't know that. If you see a whale, give him some pussy. We're bouncing in here, free willy in this bitch. Oh shit flipper jumping through hoops. Did you see Bun B going off about Meg Disterion? Yeah, man, but that she happened a long time ago. Yeah.

Do we, you know what happened? Do we know what happened? Does anybody know what happened? No. All we know is she said he shot her, and that's just it about it. I know what happened. I don't think she'll lie about no. I know what. After hearing her tell the truth like that, now I can't listen to her music

because all of us sound true. So, Meg said, her pussy's so good having a nigger washing dishes. And then as soon as she said that, I was like, I was going to do that anyway. You feel me? It's not because of her. Yeah. It's not because of her. No, it is. It is.

You're doing it, but you like, I do it because I like to do it. But she got one song, I can't not listen to it by myself. That shit is so freaking. You know what happened, though. I'm a hot girl. I do hot shit. I don't want nobody around when I listen to that. I'll be like, man. She says she's going to spell a name on the dick, right?

What letter she going to use? Because you don't know what type of girl you got. You got a goofy girl. She might use bubble letters. This bitch trying to spell the shit all stupid. Amen. She's trying to put a smiley face for the eye. You like, bitch.

I'm not canceling. Spell it in cursing. I'm not canceling. No activity she didn't plan with my dick. She can do whatever she wants it. And I think that's a whole-ass shit. If that's what this whole shit is about. I knew some shit was funny when I heard the story at first.

And when I heard the shit, I was already mad. I love Meg this day. Everybody in this room will tell you, I'm her biggest fan. I don't know what the fuck. She deserves it. I'm getting to me. You know what happened. Relax, relax.

I'm going to tell you straight from Hollywood. You know what happened. There ain't no clubs over in Hollywood. So they go on the parties, right? They go on the house parties. They had the little Jenna girl party, right? Meg liked to have fun. Anybody don't know about me.

She liked to have fun. What happened was throughout the party, everybody gets fucked up, having a good time. Tori Lanes, he and there, they're supposed to be, you know, chopping it up talking. But Meg, she liked to have fun. She kept picking this nigga up. Stop, see?

She kept... I didn't pickin this nigga up. Yes, she did. I didn't want this. I was being serious. I'm being serious, bro. And the shit was hilarious. Like, she would pick him up

and put him over. her shoulder and then he was fucking with it at first but then she picked him up and put that nigger on her shoulders and ran him around man that nigga on that bitch he little as shit just bucking she got down put him down I can see he was mad because he smoked the whole blunt in one pool I ain't fucking what I'm gonna sat down he was he was just I ain't for me one of them give me one of them give me a blue I ain't fucking with it. I'm highly disappointed in it.

And then he just got hot from that point on. I'm disappointed in him. He need to know who he is. He knew who he was. He knew who he was. That shit, lame as hell. Tori Lane's don't have the energy of a nigga that should be carrying around on guns.

No way. You ever seen quarantine radio? He's not even supposed to be over here with no goddamn guns. You're from Canada. Fuck he gets some guns. You're supposed to have a slingshot anyway. You're from, you're Canadian.

You're supposed to be out there hunting beavers. You're not even supposed to be over here. I don't appreciate it. That nigga fucked up for that. I did have a problem with meag the stallion name, but I always let it ride. Because a stallion, a male horse. But I said she should be married to Clisdell.

She just fired. She said, get the fuck out my face. And I said, you're right, you're right. That's too specific, bro. That's too specific. You are who you are. I know, but I just felt like a stallion is like, you know. You know what I'm saying?

The Philly, the Philly is the female horse. I've been looking at horse farms, I'm sorry. You know, I move my mom out there by where the rocks stay. I move my mom out by where the rocks stay. Nika, I don't even know where the rocks stay. Exactly. That's the whole point. Nicking, the rocks stay around this bitch somewhere?

Yeah. I move my mom out there by where the rock stay. That's crazy. Is that a cold or something? Or that's some real real shit? Actually, all right. If you live by the rock. Your property value, I know, I know, but see, I didn't really, she was already out there.

The rock moved out there by my mom. That's what really happened. I like how you put that. I see where you're going with this. That's how I say it, perception. Oh, it's some shit that wasn't in here. I got to get your, I move my mom out there. Got to get your opinion on this, man.

What's that? Oh, before we move on, man, fuck Torrey Lane's. That was lame as hell, man. Toray Lane. We got to protect our black women. Toril Lane. By all means. Boy, you used a whole hole for any of that shit.

If you even touched on the pistol, when you were, You're talking to any goddamn woman. Why is this nigga around the women's with a gun? Anyway, um, damn it, I forgot what the fuck I was about this. I'm high. That's all right, but you know what, Loz? It's gonna come back, let me think. Hold on.

Loz is having a training session for ladies how to tote their own pistols. So, we gonna do that. God damn. See? The Rock got a $10 million spot out there somewhere. That nigga, cold. Yeah, so you know what?

It's just nothing. That nigger cold. That nigger cold, boy. That's how you said. I wish that nigger was my neighbor. Bring my property value up. That's what you're gonna stay right there by me. Because that's what you gonna say.

I'm like, what's up, bro, how you know? I just keep it moving. I wouldn't even go over there. No, you can't go over there. I would wait to that nigger was outside of the yard and invited me over there. I would not just... You can't just...

I just walk over there being neighborlain and shit. That's type of neighbor I am. No. You were like, I never just show up at your crib, but like if you see some suspicious shit, you're supposed to say, hey, bro, I don't know who those nigger was in your yard. If this is over there, I'm for a reason.

If I'm over there, I'm for a reason, like, yeah. Hey man. I don't know how old your little girl is, but she had a bunch of motherfuckers in this business. There ain't the type of nigga being your business, but I pulled it up and there was three cars. I ain't know. never seen before everything cool over there.

Yup. That's it, though. Homeowner Association. You in there? You in there? Yeah. That shit is a setup. What you mean?

That shit is set up. Why? They can try to get you rules. Mm-mm. I ain't, uh-uh. My shit private property. That's what I'm saying. So what you're worried about? I ain't worried about shit. Why you say that's a setup? I'm just saying, when you own a house, shit, just hitting there.

You find out to cost the shit. Man. You know, you use doors all the time. You ain't know it costs that much to put a new one up. You use the motherfuckers. Then you gotta find the motherfucker that just specializing putting up doors. Everybody can't just put up a door. Nope.

Not the way it's supposed to go. And make it look good. It gotta look good too. You just be sitting there like, man, that dough crooked is a motherfucker. That's why the bitch don't close all the way. Now I gotta find a nigga to fix the door that I paid the nigga to fix. You mean a Tim, I gotta find a nigga the fish and shit to... The shit is expensive, bro.

I didn't know how much it caused to put some shit on them windows. Blines, curtains, shades. The guy had the bitch come out to my house. First of all, I only stay in the house. I'm in LA. I got her apartment. She came out there, measured the shit. She said that should be... Moon two.

Disconnected. Bluetooth. I can't tell my shit up. What's she tell you? She told me that shit, like, I told her what I wanted. I might have been a little out of control, but I might have been a little out of control. I was like, yeah, remote control, everything. Oh, this shit comes about 4,000.

How many windows you got? Exactly. I ain't even had that many windows. She told me it was like 2,700. I said, bitch, get out of my house right now. I said, I said, I said, I said, and then my girl looked at me like, I said, no, I'm sorry, ma'am, you need to leave. need to leave.

God damn. Yeah, blinds is expensive. House shit, though? That's, that's, this is just, I was trying to do some shit because this is what I wanted. I was, I was... My fuck by my crib and knocked on the door and told me that my windows might be leaking.

How do they know? I do not know. He said he wanted to walk around and show me something. I was like, nah, bro. If them bitches ain't working, I'm just gonna... I don't know. You're about to know leaking windows, nigga. They're just gonna be leaking, my nigga.

We like, I'm not about to buy no guy. Nick, you said a window. That's the shit I asked me. Like, you're right, you're a nigger. You sell windows, right? So, oh, so wait a minute. So he's trying to sell you some windows. Yeah, because he's telling me that the windows I got might be leaking

and he might be able to save me 30%. I was like, well, you ain't even talking how much it costs. You're like, no, you're an energy bill. I was like, nigger, you're wasting your time. You were trying to sell windows to a nigger like I was just sitting in this bitch like, man, I hope somebody come through this bitch selling windows, nigga. This is what I need. This is what I need. Nigger.

Do you have me in the car? Do you have the windows? Hey, man, then the white man knocked on my door one day and say, hey, your neighbor's getting that roof done. So we're going to try to do a couple in the neighborhood and get y'all a group price. They're like, nigga, who told you the roof was fucked up? I ain't buying no goddamn roof. I'm not in the market. be buying some of this shit that they're trying to sell door to door.

This shit's gonna do with the house. Like, niggie, that's not some shit you sell door to door, man. Like, motherfuckin' try to sell, like, meat and products, some shit you can do quick. A vacuum clean. Right, but you ain't gonna be selling me windows and roofs and shit. You're not about the bad goddamn roof. Hey man, we're running the special right now. They're 30% off.

Like, nah, you think I'm gonna look at... I did wanna change the roof on this, motherfucker. My question, bro. he know this nigga's talking like he went up there I was just up there you know and I saw some shit we were flying about in the helicopter how does he know your windows might be leaking my nigga like hey man that I guess that's just his cell pitch your windows might be bitch I might be and the crazy part is when this shit come out people gonna hit this shit and they haven't been approached like that hey you know your windows might be leaking that's right

up there with is your refrigerator running I'm not stupid. You better go catch it. Ah. Hey man. This is stupid, right. Never been knocking on your door. Hey man, guess what?

Chicken button, run off. Fuck out of here. You ever heard that shit? That shit is some old southern shit. Hey, man, look. I ordered some Uber Eats the other day, right? You know how they'll take a picture of it? They'll take a picture of it and send it to you

when they drop the shit off. Nick, I'm standing right in the door. The nigga trying to take the picture of the food. And I'm saying, hey, man, get in the picture. I was like, fuck you, nigga. I'm not about to get in the goddamn picture. What you mean? I just close the door and let them.

You know, they take a picture of the food. No. And then they're like, send it, it'll text it to you let you know that your food around. They do that to you, nigga. No, I got the, no, I got the app. They're talking pictures in the food, my man. They take a picture to let you know they delivered the shit.

It don't pop up on y'all app. No, niggins. Y'all need to update your app. No, niggins. They don't do that, fam. They don't do that. You got the option of bring it in or you can drop it at the door. That's what I'm saying.

When they drop it at the door, I guess they have to take the picture to show that they actually left it. Nah, nigga. They drop it in my door. Like, if you go back to the app, it'll show your food on the shit. I don't know where y'all y'all niggas be too hungry when y'all order that shit. You don't even know there's more shit on there. They do sing you a picture when you're like, hey, Carlos, your food is here.

Fuck, wrong with y'all. Don't try to make it seem like somebody even put their dick on my food, man. Even if they're working with you. I'm saying, I felt like that's where this was going. No, no, that's just yours. You don't want to eat sandwiches with dick on them. No, fuck I ain't.

I didn't say nothing about that. I'm just saying, I'm high. They're paranoid now. No, don't be paranoid. I'm just saying. They're doing it because it's you. they see in the name because your name show up my name my name my name my name my name ain't even spelled right on on none of my obers they don't even know how to

spell your name when I get it in the car the car that motherfuckers I always say carcass and then every time we get close to the destination it always this dropping off carcass you spelled your own name wrong yeah I see fuck y'all research department is on it I didn't do the hand they drop you ticket off that's dope they drop a picture of your shit while they leaving at your house Yeah, no, I go, I gotta look the nigger in the house. You know the fucked up part? I never, I never.

We gotta meet, nigga. You gotta smell my cologne, nigga. Face to face. It's my shit. All right. I'm so mad I never rethought of the shit that I forgot. There was something about some rappers doing something. Oh, digger.

NBA Young Boy got the number one album on Apple Music. It's the kick of them though. This shit ain't even out yet. So how does that work, explain it? I mean, I get off the pre-sells. Oh, they pre-sold it. Yeah, to number one. You still gotta buy them?

Mm-mm. I thought we was just... Like when you pre-sell it, they'll let you listen to the shit that's already out, and then it'll show you, and then when the shit come out, it'll just be in there. Right, okay. But damn, number one album that ain't out. Yeah, that's amazing.

That's amazing. That's a whole nother level, ain't. It's a whole nother. It's a whole different game now. You can sell the shit that ain't there. Mm-hmm. Oh, I got so much shit for sale. What would you be selling if you could sell some shit

that you ain't even done yet? Oh, my nigga, what are you talking about? You don't want to see these movies? This movies are excellent. Two hours of cinematic masterpiece. It's already number one on Netflix. It should be. And the box office.

This shit is amazing. First movie to be on number one on Netflix and the box office. I guarantee you my movies have had the best Netflix, like, little blurb, you know, the little shit that explained the movie. Yeah. And then, because Netflix movies, it's like halfway through it, always be like, you know what, this is a Netflix movie. We're gonna stop trying. You know what Netflix is really good at? We're done.

We're done. Netflix and make a good-ass trailer for a terrible movie. Oh man, the trailer? They use- Who ever do the Netflix trailer? That's, I want him on my trailer. Whoever make the net- Because the little steel picture, it'll make you want to watch it.

It'd be like Mike Epps. And then some old niggas, he'd be like, I said Mark Wahlberg, and then you turn the shit on, it ain't even them. It's just the way they took the picture. These niggas look like other motherfuckers. You know what I realized. Netflix show up different for different people.

Black folks Netflix show the black folks that's in the movie to get you to watch. The way Netflix work, they always go off the shit that you really watch all the movies. Yeah. show you who watch I'm gonna get you sucker now your Netflix is full of Dolomite movies everything everything yes in the black pics like I'd have seen I'd have seen white folks Netflix I'd have been in white people's house and I

watch them go through Netflix and I was like damn they had full house on this shit season one just the faces they show even for the same movie you know what I'm saying all right give you example silver linens playbook right I see they shit is what's the nigger Bradley Cooper right my shit got Chris Tucker on it Damn. Oh, you just exposed Netflix racism. If they sold racist, why they keep sending me white movies they know I don't want to see. Is it punishment for something?

I had to type in, motherfucking Tiger King. They didn't even suggest me watch Joe Exotic. I had to hear about it from some niggas I knew. Yeah, the percentage now, they'd be like, oh, you wouldn't like this. Don't tell me what I like. It's not up to you. It's not up to you. I like a lot of shit that might not be the conventional shit

that you think I'm supposed to like. That's right. The algorithm racist. I want to know, that might be a person. Can't not be racist. That nigger might be racist. Algorithm. Algorithm.

He definitely is. Sound like a vicious racist. He sound like a culture version. He the motherfucker responsible for not letting black people learn math and shit. Oh, here he comes. It's algorithm. That's a great idea you had, Al, about not teaching them numbers and geometry. Fuck around and learning how to build, they'll leave us.

But he probably the nigger that programmed the computers, and if the motherfucker that programmed the computers is racist, then what the fuck you think the computer going on? Why do you think Instagram won't show you your timeline in chronological order no more? The average person spends 1.8 seconds deciding artwork of the movie. It's why 80% of people watch the movie. The artwork is why 82% of people watch the movie. Of course it is.

Because you used to be, remember video store? Yeah. You went to the video store. You had to go off the cover, my nigger. Some covers looked great and wasn't shit, and some covers wasn't shit, but they were great. That's how I ended up watching Howard the Duck. Howard the Duck, man. Man, you wouldn't have watched it no other way.

And it's good, but it ain't. It's decent. It ain't. It's one of your favorite, terrible movies. One of my favorite, too. And the last time you watched that Ninja Turtle's shit from the 90s. The first one? Yeah.

Man, that shit was great. Me and my little brother watched that bitch to the tape pop. Yeah. That shit was so good. Casey Jones beat the shit out, Raphael. Beat the shit out that nigga. The shit started with the turtles cussing. I was like, as a little kid, when you heard Raphael be like,

sham! Like, you was like, this nigga here is, okay, let's go. He was really going through something. I thought he was about to leave the turtles for a second. That nigga was ready to leave, my nigga. That nigga, remember he got his ass whooped on the roof? Right. They got real, they got real ass whooping.

They should have picked a better weapon though. Nobody respected his weapon of choice. Them salad forks. Right. Salas, man. Raphael, niggins. Then he careless with him. He fucked around and lost one.

That's why he was mad! He knew as a turtle he couldn't replace it. Snooks act like he lost an airpines. Fuck! Fuck! Fucking fuck clan. This fucking white bitch trying to save the reporter. Fuck!

He got to the crib, Master Splinter. Ain't know what was wrong, nigga. Where is it? What is it? Oh, my son. Fuck, the bitch came out, got that. Next thing you know, niggins is all around me, man. I punch the bitch.

Fuck! They turn the lights on. That shit was good, though, bro. That shit's a good movie. I'm gonna fuck, it hold up. I stand, certain shit, I stand by. That shit is a good movie. That shit a good movie.

You haven't been to the bonfire out to this bitch? That shit looked like the hangout for the Foot Clan. Like if you ever been to the Foot Clan hired out in the goddamn move with niggins skateboarding and playing video games, that's what it feel like. Not going. I just can't, I'm just not going. Oh, me. I don't know. I don't like the idea of fires and shit and people, I don't know. No, I don't really, fuck.

You know I don't give a fuck. I don't know the bunch of shit. You'd be going to hear a goddamn way. You don't know. Not no more. Hey, that's how you'd be ending up in shit. I don't like shit. I don't go outside. Hey, it's the best place for you.

That's how I was before. Quarantine came. I said, oh, shit, I'm ready. Let's do it. That's what I've been preparing for. I knew this shit was coming. I've been practicing. I was practicing my quarantine a long time ago.

You have been, though. You'll be more quarantined than me. Yep. You know what? They'd be asking. They'd be asking. Oh, yeah, Gino. Tell Carlos he can come by hand, bitch.

No, he don't. He ain't going to come. He won't. And it ain't even personal. It's not even personal. I'm just, you know, ever since I left the Ninja Turtles, I just be like. Come on, man. What did you leave from being underground?

Come on, man. What's the underground like the Ninja Turtle? What's another one that he held up? When the last time you watched, three ninjas? Ninjas was really popping in the 90s. It was. It was. White people ninjas, though.

They didn't want to see the real men. Very little shit were real ninjas. A lot of goddamn, what them niggas was? They had little kid names and shit. Tum-Tum. That's the nigga I remember. That's the rapper too. Rock it.

Tom-Tum. And what was the... And coat. Is that three ninjas? Yeah, that's three ninjas. They had three ninjas? You remember. They had...

Surf Ninjas? That shit was terrible. Ninja Turtles. One and two and three. Ninja Assassin. Damn. Beverly Hills Ninja. Beverly Hills Ninja. Yeah, that's what was their name. They granddad and taught them...

Rocky loves Emily. Rocky loves Emily. I remember that shit. It's just certain shit I remember movies because I watched it with my brother. That'd be the cool little movie. What's that shit you quote? from like you know the movie that you don't watch in your household and like everybody like just might pull that quote out sometimes what y'all got the color purple color purple the whole movie

the whole goddamn movie what's your one though my favorite line from the color purple let me see oh when that niggie daddy came over there and they was eating and that niggie said when he went off He was like, what you gonna do? Shug got talent. She got spunk. She got charisma. She know how to talk to people. You ain't even fit to be Shug's made.

What you gonna do? Work on somebody's real rule. And that nigga daddy said, Maybe that'll let us sweep out the caboose. Right when Miss Sophia went off on the whole family, that nigga talking shit right behind me. Yeah, that's what we need. Some more stability route.

He's talking big shit. Boy, you're going to sit here and let this little napperhead girl talk to you like that at your own dental table. Ah, nigg. That shit, this ain't a movie, but it was that goddamn Martin episode where that nigger go crazy in the courtroom. Do the pocket knife. Do the pocket night. My mommy said that the dope-dope. She'd be coming around the mountain when she comes.

Man. Halt! That shit went crazy, bro. Whenever we would get on some shit and then we tried to get out. Oh, you know what? We used to quote all the time at the house. Oh, the rig is smiling. The prank call, see they?

Which one? He had some great ones. Oh, the one with his grandma keep calling the funeral home to see who they buried in that week. Who y'all got up there? We got Betty Smith. Betty Smith? Oh, Lord!

What in the funeral? The funeral Thursday at 2 o'clock. I can't make it Thursday at 2 o'clock. She's like her no way. She used to keep up a bunch of meth. What y'all got Friday at 1 o'clock? Well, we got Mr. Wilbur Smith. Whibber?

Oh, Lord. Who got to ask you? Blue got the ashes. Ain't nobody told me nothing. That was this shit, yeah. So every time you'll say something, you know, as opposed to being like, what?

Motherfucker, be like, who? Who got the ashes? Let me hold $10. Who? Who? Who got the asses? That's funny, bro. Oh, the one.

Oh, man. Slapped you to sleep. Man, he had some good ones, bro. That whole shit, man. Prank calls was the whole thing. We forget, niggas had CDs. You can't buy them bitches like mixtape. Man, I hate how the world has changed.

You can't even make prank calls no more without these call ideas. You didn't know who you is before you call it. Call you right back. They got your whole Facebook pulled up. Oh, you think you're really funny, huh? You still live in 1561 Maplewood Lake. Tell your mother I said hello. What the fuck?

You just lost your job in Cortex, dickhead. Cortex. Bro, comedy and laughter is suffering the most out of all of this whole council culture. We can't say shit, bro. You can't say shit. You can't say shit. Whatever that shit you think is stop it.

I know. Don't. Mm-mm. You can't even think about it. Everybody's a... This shit like minority report. It's a disenfranchised grouped about everything. grouped about everything that you, but that's humorous.

Hold on, man. I gotta got to got that. You don't have to be motherfucking shot. We are in the trap lap. This is the 85 South show. This is me on the lead. This podcast. It's for real niggas.

They're put lotion right here on the back part of their foot. All right, I'm in the bare room. Oh, we're gonna you gotta pee pee pee. No, go hell to your motherfucking business, man. Nobody gonna. Hey, man. Just make sure your mic unplugged. D.C. or take the whole mic in the barefoot.

We're out here talking on the couch. There's nothing but piss bubbles and phone conversations and shit. This niggins saying shit and we don't even know if we can use it. Hey man, put the money under the bed in the envelope. I hope that's the rent money he's talking about. But this is the 85 South show. It's for the niggas who like to get here with the lights on. Set the ambiance.

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Slowly but surely making his way back around those comedy clubs streets. Shout out to all the player partners out there, man. Much love to my man, get well soon. Mario Torre, he just announced. He was diagnosed with COVID. So hell yeah, that's fucked up, man. So make sure you support my dog on that. What else going on out here in these evil streets?

Nothing? Yeah, you made it back safer. Oh, man, shit. You want some hand sanitizer? I use something in there, but I'm gonna use it again. Oh, okay. For the virus. Fuck it.

Hey, man, we gotta say this too, Clay, while we're on here, man. Rest and peace, Tyler Crick. Man, please. Please, rest in peace, Tyler Crick, man. That dude was, hey man, it's some good, it's some good, it's some good TY stories if you. But yeah, that dude, wish he was still,

he was definitely an OG mentor, showed a lot of shit. Got to go on the road with him before. Yeah, early too. Man, you remember that time we was going? When we was going. Down south. Talahasia or something. Yeah, we were going to like Florida or some shit.

And we got stopped. It was like Forsythe or some racist-ass little area. Yeah, and the crazy part is I'm already on probation. Nick, Tyler Craig in the car, me, you, zoo. I forget what, I think it was Tallahassee, but. Yeah, we was going to family. Holy's pulled us over, got us out the car, said they're going to search the car.

Right. Wanted to search the car. Tyler gave him his ID, which was his passport because he had been doing shows like England. They ain't got no license. He had no license. But he had a passport. This country-ass cop.

That nigga was like, dude. And then you got to keep in mind, this nigga got dreds all the way down his back. Yeah. That cop was like, you don't have no other ID? It's like, nigga, that is the ID. That's the ID you used to get into the country. Like, it confused the fuck out of him. They searched the car.

He kept fucking with him because he was nervous. He had to pee. We got out there, bitch, we get back in the car. Ain't find nothing. We drive off. That nigga Tyler Craig pulled like an ounce out. Yeah, man, that was the craziest shit ever. Pulled an ounce out of his sock.

That nigga had on some fucking boots, like some cowboy boots. But he had on them high-ass socks. He did. He had on some high-ass socks. Nigger had some muscle. That shit was a calf muscle. He had this fucking cowboy boots. That nigga pulled it out in the car like a magic trick, bro.

I remember, like, niggas was blown. They were like, whoa, what the fuck? Y! That cop was so mad because he smelled the weed. That was the one who lifted the battery up and everything. The cop came, and then the other fat bitch cop came. Right, like the secretary lady. The lunch lady.

This bitch, the lunch lady, she showed up. Tyler Craig had to pee, and he was moving, and dude said, you seem nervous, you get moved and said, I got to pee, man. Can I go out here, and the dude said, no, because, Then that'll be a ticket for that, he said, all right. Man, I just knew it was the whip right there. You was going to make it to the show, man.

I wasn't even smoking because I was so, I was fresh on probation. And we was on the way down, man. I don't even think I was supposed to be going. I was like, it was just thugging it, man. We were going to go. Man, what fuck are you going to go? Legendary time. Yeah, just give you a lot of game, man.

Shout out to all the OGs. That's why this shit great, because you give a lot of game, goddamn, to the young people. They be, you know, they got to know what the tape. you listen to him with a plot of them or what they're doing but yeah my fucking appreciate that's what I that's what we got from him yeah man that really shocked the whole comedy world because he was all about you know everybody getting their turn or everybody's shining you know what I'm saying yeah that shit wasn't about very unselfish character he you know he did a lot of good shit for the

whole comedy ecosystem and he got jokes that in there forever like you ever be so fucked up you have to hang on to the grass Keep falling off the earth. That shit real. That shit got down. And the moral of the story is, beat his aides. You don't be playing on nobody got that. Beat is got damn head.

Yeah, man. Fucking, the moral of the story is. But the shit would be tied around so nice and neatly. That's what I don't even think people appreciate. Like, I still haven't been able to master that. That would be awesome. But to be able to be able to. To be able to do that, and the more of the story is,

ride the bus next time, you know what I'm saying? Me and Tyler used to always be in the back of the comedy club, like talking shit, especially if a niggie were doing bad. You know, the shit we used to always say, hey, Nick, do somebody else shit. Your shit ain't working tonight. Do somebody else shit. Do anybody's shit.

But that shit you do it. Hey, man, I hate, don't miss that nigger, man. I definitely gonna miss him. One of the coldest, roosters niggins you'll ever see, man. Roaster niggins, you game about roasting. I went on the road with it one time. The lady was talking shit during my shit. Blue ass out the water, but I was specific with what I was saying.

I talked about her teeth. I talked about her face. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like I went in. You went in. Tyler was like, hey, you can't be getting specific. He was like when I when I do this shit because you want to get back to your material because that's what it is When we're going up there so when I go up there. I talk about you know what I'm saying?

Whatever but I keep it fun. I keep it in joy. You know what I'm saying? He's like I don't really attack them And fuck with him and like tear him down because he's like when you do that you can't never go back to your shit Right and I was like that's real shit because he called my fucking stupid he called him a motherfucker ugly but like I got way too specific But I called myself as a young comic trying to be like he And then he had to show me the fool about it. I'm like, okay, cool. I got it. Right.

I remember we was working up at the comedy house up in South Carolina. Bro, the shit was so funny. He knew it. Like, he brought me to feature for him, right? So I'm thinking we gonna, you know, like drive up there to the shit. He's like, man, don't worry about nothing, man. We already took care of for the whole weekend. My motherfucking man, he got limousine service, man.

They're gonna send a limo down here to get us, man. Just meet me at the McDonald's offer, one of them of, the McDonald's offer some exit in Decade I can't think of right now. But as soon as you get off the exit, the motherfucking McDonald's is right there. It's one of them far-ass Decatur exit. Anyway, so I meet him at the Bird King out there. I mean, the McDonald's. Man, this nigga pull up. In the oldest goddamn limousine I ever seen, boy, I laugh for 10 goddamn minutes, boy.

I'm laughing like a motherfucker. I'm like, Dahlia, you for real, man. You were going to rain like, man, come on, man, I'm riding this motherfucker all the time. Anytime I do this, man, I swear to God, don't damn that, everything. I laugh from Atlanta all the way up there. Bro, this shit was so funny because it's just, like, everything that's supposed to be nice in this bitch. Hold on, all, all, all, all, all. Like, we have TVs in this bitch.

I'm like, no, nigger, not a TV. This is a real motherfucker. This is a TV, nigga. Not a screen. Nick, you had a whole motherfucking TV in this bitch. Man, we rolled... A boxing TV. Nigel, we rolled around in that, in that motherfucking...

It was a motherfucking... I think it was like a Lincoln Continent. Continental limo, but it had seen better days. Man, that shit was so funny. The box style. Y'all rode five out. The box, Lincoln? Yes.

It wasn't five hours. This shit, like three hours for the two and a half. Man, I laughed all the way up there, but we rode that bitch all weekend. That nigga was, that nigga had the little driver hat on and everything. He was dead in the fuck serious, man. You were driving around like pinkies? Yes, me and Tyler rode everywhere around. Everywhere around that bitch, man, in that limousine, man.

Like, pinky. That shit crazy. At the Comedy House that weekend. You can go on YouTube and pull them clips up. That's funny. Brough. Not of Lincoln, but of us at the Comedy House. At the Comedy House.

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Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Hell yeah. My nigger Tyler Craig. Yeah, that's a good dude. Co-worker, fam. Hell yeah. You know?

My nigger. It's crazy how this shit turn out, man. You should be seeing how motherfuckers go. You know what I'm saying? to know where you know him from, where you started knowing them from, and where you know them to. Yeah, that shit was going on, my man.

Excuse me. Hell yeah, old sneezing, sneezing. All right, man, this shit got full of asbestos, okay? How old is this couch, my nigga? I don't really sit on corduroy couch. I'm making a fucking exception, man. You might have stirred up some pet dander. What pet is in here?

Who knows. I saw some drop-ins, but I couldn't identify. by the animal. This shit is really the trap, nigga. I know I'm high because I keep thinking that tat-ass shirt moving. It might be. It might just be an effect. It looks like an exfile.

It's a little breeze. I don't know where the wind coming from. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I ain't did this in a minute. They think I forgot. What you forget. The women with the big, big tities. Oh, yeah.

Shout out to them. Shout out to all the tits, protect the tits, love the titties. Black Titties matter. Shoulda tithes. Yeah, shoulder tits. I don't know why that just reminded me a shoulder lane. Because titty and shoulders, I don't know. Shoulda tis.

Shoulda tis. That's my job. I've not seen a titty do the shoulder lean before. And when I've seen it, I, first shit popped in my mind. I can shoulder lean. I don't know why to dance do it. Yeah, I just see the titty lean back. Lean back.

I still think that's one of the greatest songs ever come out of Atlanta though. They got them shoulder lane. Come on man. Bar for bar? Bar for bar. I was so happy with it because it was southern nigger rapping his ass off. And at the time what motherfuckers considered rapping was a motherfucker having a bunch of punchlines and saying all type of crazy shit. What's your favorite bar out of that whole song?

Let me see. I lay by my banana. Banana, dumping the punky monkeys. Don't nobody stay with my mom with a bunch of junkies. Like, come on, man. Come on, man. Man, they think I'm pimping and linen and salamander sandals, that shit, like.

Why that nigga let all them junkies live with his mama? Yeah, I don't think he had made that much money yet. I hope the situation has changed. I'm sure it has. I hope his mama ain't in a house full of junkies. I'm sure the situation is. What are their family members doing? They really don't mean no.

harm. They just junkers to the world, but they're family at home. That makes sense, don't it? It makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. You know, motherfuckers be staying at the house, but they can't stay at the house when there ain't nobody at the house. I think one ball... That's how they do junkies. Hey, you got, hey, everybody gone now. You got to be gone, too. Okay, okay. I'll be gone. I don't got somewhere to be anyway.

There's a lot of slept on bars in that song. Put them lights up in my rim. Now I'm riding neon. Come on. He made that shit sound way cooler than it actually is. See a motherfucker with anything with some neon in the wheels. I'm gonna be like, man, you're doing too much. That's doing.

It sounds good. Then you already, that's drawing way too much attention. Hell, duh. Mm-mm. At what point do you turn the lights off? Like you're on your way home at three of the morning, three of the morning, me like, man, ain't nobody really gonna see it. Alright.

No, it's... You don't like the reflection, man. You ain't gonna put no neon on nothing. Put neon on something. Nah, man. You gotta get a young drove car. Everything the nigg said in the song, just do that to the car. I love how he'll never just tell you...

Tropicana. It's never just a car. That nigga tell you exactly what it is. Oh man. Great Grand National. Waffle. Howe Shevett. Oh, I hopped blue cutler. And he always tell you what he's eating.

Oh, man. That niggins said on one son, I'm eating on some shark meat. Where did you get that from? Snacking on some goose meat. I started looking for restaurants to sole goose in Atlanta. I was like, where the fuck? Nothing. This niggas said, what that niggins said, what you know about alligator dog meat?

Perch and tilapia. Nothing. Alligator got a dog meat like chicken. I didn't know alligator had a dark meat. You're going to get the alligator. You're going to wipe me the dog. Give me the dog meat. Bring me them wings.

fucking flats. I'm gonna alligator all flats to lemon powder. Dog meat. Hey man, that nigga be rapping about shit that even if it didn't happen, it sounds good. Yeah, to rap.

Man. That nigga said Ricky Lake and Oprah went for hanging with my mama now. Yes. Yes. Why? What they do? That nigga said And do they come to the house full of junkies when they do it.

Rick and Lake and Oprah hanging with my mama now. That nigga said, what he said? He said, I got a house where Kevin Costner stay. Kevin Costner? The bodyguard?

But your mama live with a bunch of junkies. But you live next to this man. This nigga crazy. Shit, Juicy Jason, his crib's sitting on 40 acres, and who is neighbors? Kobe Bryant from the Lakers. Now, that's paper. That niggins gave himself compliments in his own rap. Niggins be flexing on their home ownership on songs, nigga.

What if regular niggins start doing it? Like up-and-coming rappers should start doing that, just started shouting out their neighbors. I don't think they can do that because they're being real beef. house sitting on two acres now who the neighbors my nigger john he installed cable you're like whoa what who on the other side oh miss mabel you used to be a madam had some holes in a stable you got start shutting out your regular as neighbor that actually It would be hard, though, man. Who stayed across the street that'd be missed shirt.

I don't see her often because she's going to work early. That's shit hard. But she's always in the yard in the afternoon. She got a son in the army coming home soon. Man, do the neighborhood watch. And my partner down the street, I heard he had to chopper. But he didn't hurt his foot, had to go to the doctor. Had surgery two peers in his ankle. He said he's coming down the street soon as he able

You'll fuck with that neighborhood what? You just got a shout-out from motherfucking regular people Yeah, yeah, only drug deal is the motherfucker that do crime begin now people around the corner shit. They're acting crazy and I don't even fuck with them my old white lady She'd be standing in a porch trying to look hard like keep them fucking cars at my fucking yawn But, bitch, I'll take your ass down. Wasn't in a fucking yard, just had to turn around. This shit go hard. Old black dude, I think he in Vietnam. Every time I see him, he said, what's up, son?

Neighborhood watch, we're going to have a block party. White lady looking out the window trying to shut us down early. Niggas gonna start rapping about all kind of shit. That's what they do it now. It's gonna get even crazy. I'm the comment section right now. I'm gonna be the comment section. Little baby just said, shout out to my mama, no abortion.

Same here. Same here. She could have did it. I'm glad she didn't. She could have went and hopped on some roller coasters. Who knows? She could have went and got on the Gravitron at the fair and tried to stand up. Just think at some point in your life you was the reason that your mama and your

daddy needed to talk. And I was born in a time where it was just house phone. I don't know how long it took my mama to tell my dad I was on the way. What if she told him too late and it wasn't shit he could do? Don't get quiet on me because I ain't trying to contemplate if you were supposed to be here or not. No, you're supposed to be here. Don't matter how you got here.

I came out of Scrodle. How you know? This is the only place you can come from. Oh, at that point in time, you're right. Technology ain't where it is today. I can't, yeah. That's the biggest difference in between this generation and the next one under us. Most of them didn't even come out of real dicks.

They came from Wi-Fi. You had to connect to the signal. You just put the password in. Right. Right. You bitch is online. That's shit crazy. shit crazy like yeah they don't even have pictures of them and they're real daddy they just

in the phone we had physical pictures like the sperm bank yeah they don't even remember when their daddy used to live at their house I remember that yeah you remember that yeah I remember I don't never remember the nigga moving I just remember he wasn't there no more and then when you see him after he move out he always got on a leather jacket that's the breakup jacket yeah he always got on that leather jacket it might be a three-quarter link but like shit. Yeah. But like that's how you can judge where your dad at in life. Like if your dad had kept a leather jacket consistently, like he dealt with the pressures of life. But

if you look up, you're like, damn, daddy, you need a coat. You get your pop shivering? It won't zip no more. He keeps grabbing. Hey, you make sure you take care of your mom. Hey, you need to take care of yourself. Hey mom, give him my dad. He needs a coat real bad. Where you taking that coat? My daddy needs a coat. I'm going to be in my own coat.

This nigga is a starter jacket. Daddy, don't buy me nothing. Get you a coat. I don't need no Christmas. You catch him in front of the liquor store. You then bought him a new coat. He turned in the floor of the airman. This is that coat I wanted.

Hey, man. Ain't it fucked up. You know how you can judge exactly where your daddy had by his coat, though. Hey. Soon as you start getting chilling, my daddy, he got your jacket. Your daddy needed a coat. Man. My daddy kept a fresh leather jacket every one.

I do. I had to see him. This nigga looking like a Tuskegee Airman next time you see him at the barbershop. He got fur on the collar and shit. You'll see your dad on his way out or something with? On his way out. And yeah, like if he about to go out with his old partners and shit, you're seeing me a whole other thing. You're like, Daddy, you didn't put the church shoes with your new JC panted vest.

You're just fucking out this bit. Man, they put the dress slacks with the vest, turtleneck and a gold chain. They have to do something. Like, when the man, when they get a chain? I ain't never seen that nigga what this stepdaddy chain on. You fucking clean, and that's been smelling like old spiked. Oh. They got your smell.

Hey, smelling like a pound or whatever goddamn cologne. That motherfucker put that cologne on-on. Like, that motherfucker put that shit on like that, like that, yeah. At least we grew up in that generation where your father would get drunk enough to pretend he was a good father. Like, your daddy started drinking and gave you some money.

What's your need? Some money, come here. You know your daddy got you. Give me that. Because you hold me that anyway. Don't tell you, mama, though. she gonna take it. Oh, man.

My daddy gave it somebody. Give it to me. Give it to me, give me that. Give me that. Because you ain't fan to do nothing but lose that. Shout out to all the black kids who let your mama keep you, let your mother keep your birthday money for you

and you never saw that shit again. You made a killing at your birthday party. You had $817. Your friends really looked out for you when you turned 10. Your mom made the rim with that shit and brought up shit she's supposed to do as a parent when she's spending your birthday money.

Talk to it. Can I get my birthday money? That money gone. You think that party was free? Who bought all that balloons in that cake and that pizza? And the dendot tapes y'all played all night long and light bill and water. Oh, that's the first. Only a black child know what it feels like to get charged for their birthday party.

Overcharge. We've been paying bills all our life. Overcharge. Right. Overcharged, because she factoring in how much work she had to do. So she's paying herself. She ain't even looking at just, because the party was only like, their party was only like $150.

Right. The ice cream was the cheap one, the big one for the kids. Remember when you first got your job and you came home and then your mama had all the bills laid out, like which bill you want? Who told you I wanted a bill? You want to shuffle them? You see these envelopes. You need to put something on them.

Oh, shit. Yeah, man. They'd be holding that shit in, man. It'd probably be the fucked-up shit that they'd expect the paper. Yeah. That's when you know you black, when you have to, like, pay back your parents for raising you. You basically in a fucked-up record. You gotta buy your freedom.

It's like a death row deal. It's like a fucked-up record contract. Once you start doing a little bit better than them, then you- And it's like she gave you in advance. Right. That's why black parents don't want you to really leave a house because you will fuck up the, like, the little money situation. Right.

Right. Even if you ain't really bringing the little bit, she's going to miss that little bit. So you're just going to leave. You're going to go somewhere else and pay bills but won't pay nothing here. Okay. Yeah. Because I can't do nothing here. Exactly.

And you said when I get my own shit, I got all this money saved up to do all them activities. that you said i couldn't do with your house simple shit yeah if you would have let me do some of this shit i might be willing to goddamn kick in pussy hours are between now i'm gonna be gone so all right but no you got to move at some point yeah you got to that's the best part you got to spread your wings as they say it ain't you of all people know this it man you got the baby bird you got to be able to You gotta be able to fuck when you want to. It's a certain point of your life

where you're supposed to do a whole lot of fucking because that's the only way you're gonna learn some shit. Yeah, you gotta figure it out for you. Yeah, you need privacy. Postnut clarity. It should be as clear as possible. Exactly. Clear demand every day.

I'm telling you. You know how many. Think about what you did. Adult decisions you'll have to make. Plus or nothing, go pay a bill. Yeah. You gotta figure out which one you ain't gonna pay. You start, that's one.

When you start learning reasoning and rationing. Which one I need? Shit. What could I do without? How many times have I let this get cut off? Do I have a good enough excuse? Can I get an extension? See, these are all scenarios you'll never come on with in the comfort zone.

I've been working shit out. I'm just glad I got the legal people to help now. Right. I've been working it out on my own. I would represent myself. That's the scary part about having those legal people though, Because any question you ask them make it sound like you already did the shit. Yeah, but they can't talk about it.

I know it, but it just makes you sound like it's so, let's say for instance. No, when you say that, that's, nigga, you did that. If a nigga started off with, let's say, hypothetically speaking, I'm in the club of free will. Let's say I was to take some drugs, give something to something to say. some other women and everybody started fucking and I recorded it and I put it up on my hair. No, they was already fucking before I got there too. It was fucking going on.

I kept the party going. So, so to speak. If the niggas say so to speak. Man, did you see the art on the wall? Yeah, we've got some great black people up here. I love the show that I love all of them. Michelle Obama. Yes.

Angela Davis. That shit don't. It's crooked. Harrod, tell me. It's crooked. We know why it's crooked. That one good. That don't look like Obama's finger.

That's Barat. It looked like another nigger put his finger on his temple. Now that's the barber finger. That nigga's like, hold on, man. They all got the same barber. Right. Go like this. So he lined up.

Go like this. That's what he lined up. He was about to line up Barack. You see, he started on this side and he was showing him the difference. Right, right. Because that hair too big. He was giving him the class. Classic barber speech.

Who's been cutting your head? See, look, you see how I got you on this side? He pushing your line back. He had been doing it for a minute. You see what he did Malcolm X, where he was about to do the whole, he was feeling it. Oh, everybody doing it. But they think it's looked like that's. No, he was giving Malcolm X a razor line.

So that's what, that's why he got the finger on the other side. And Martin Luther King, he was showing him how he could bring his shit back from the, how it was already back. It was the first, he used Beijing. Right. That's when Beijing had just came out. Yeah. And then he just got the outline on Malcolm Nick, and then this is at a point. And then of course, you know the Marvin, I mean, what's going on?

That should be the title of that picture, because that's how he looked. Marvin Gay, he don't have his shit lined up at all. Hit this right before the album came out. He don't need it lined up. Back then, line up wasn't really all that. It was like, let your shit be where it is. And then this picture right here, Sharday, we just like that one because she kind of looked. She looked like, she's doing something right there.

Like you'd either be like a fan of her music or you could just sing your prayer straight to Charday. Oh, I like Charday. I love Chardayette, especially screwed and chopped. Like, Shade going to be 13 minutes ago. And that's what I need. I want the song to get me home. All right.

Cherish the day. I'm gonna bump something like that way home. Won't go astray. Won't catch me running. When? I don't even know what that bitch is talking about, but she just sounds like she really love whoever the fuck broke her heart.

Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago. go. Western Maine. That's what she said. Western Maine? I never knew that. Yeah. He's a smooth operator. Smooth operator. That's shit. She just called, and she's bad.

That's what I like music. I like music of slightly sad women. Slightly Sad Women is my genre, man. Mary Jane Blige, the early stuff. Love it. Shade. All of it. Love it. What's your favorite Mary J. Bludge, say a song?

Probably just the I'm going down, because, you know, it's just, it's the, what you call it? It sounds like. I'm going down. It sounds like a little bit of the truth. Versus I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I actually make me cry. That's why I don't really listen to it.

Because I started thinking about all the shit that ain't worth my tears. I wonder if, boy, that shit right there's thought off sad. Anytime she bring up some shit, they can't. got nothing to do with why she really mad. She said, well, she was saying date. Was your lover and your secretary? Working every day of the week. First of all, ain't no way that lady shit

had at least one day off. She's your love and your secretary. You're fucking her and working the shit out this lady? God damn, man. This way back before working from home was, like, you really had to be on your shit. She was a secretary. He had to work for like AT&T to be able to work from home.

That's not a housewife. She was a secretary. She was taking cause. She was... She named a lot of shit that she had did before she really... 11 years, right? A sacrifice.

That means she had another nigga that was better. She made me cry. That she could have fucked with long term, but she decided to settle for your ass. That's why women really be disappointed when they catch niggas cheating because they passed on so many opportunities to cheat with better niggas

and they tried to play the shit right. and did cheat on our terrible asses with a nigger who had a jet. This thing had a jet and a Ferrari. Been trying to fucking sit in ninth grade. And she's just like, I'm with somebody. She tried her best. And you out here fucking a bitch who stayed two apartments upstairs from you. You get past your girl every day.

Something is wrong. Your little girlfriend keeps speaking to me. Who? I don't even know that girl that stay upstairs in that apartment I'd be caught too. I've been going to get my weed. Niggins is a tail. Nick, I'm depressed. I'm depressed.

I don't even know that girl named Stacy to be up there the goddamn work at Ruby Tuesday. Man, what the fuck you're talking about? Just because she live up there with a baby who look like me don't mean it's my baby. Hey, damn. This is the thing, bro. Women can make up a whole bullshit scenario.

And just based on how you react to it is how she gonna keep making it up. I'm telling you, a man, let some shit happen. Say things as you live in an apartment complex, just like I say, the lady upstairs, speak to her one day. Just speak. She'll remember that shit until the next time

that lady speak to her and be like, you must be fucking that bitch upstairs, because she spoke to me different today. And then you're like, what? Hey, fool, out. Shh, I. Mmm. Mmm.

Mm. And every time that lady see that she gonna let you know that shit. That's how you look girlfriend. What? Who you're talking about? Who? Then you think she playing this little joke and then the next time you say, that baby, your little girlfriend,

who are you talking about? Don't fucking play with me. Don't you fucking play with me. Don't you have to fucking play with me? I'm like, oh hey, hey, hey, what the fuck? So it's the name. All I'm saying is whether you fuck that lady up still or you didn't.

You're still guilty because you know who because you know it's a lady up there. You ain't. to know according to the way they be coming. You can't know nothing. You know who's there across the way? Nope. Who, the one with the big tities?

Never seen them. Never seen them? What tithes? You gotta look over here. And then women be crazy like this and be like, oh, so her titty's better than mine? I ain't never said, I just, I didn't even see her tithies out the bra.

So you've seen them tits in her bra. Oh my God. And you can't win this shit. And you just be like, stop! I'm talking to me. Oh, my else is a room. I can't do this. You're stressing me out.

So I'm stressful? No. Oh, shit. I hate this. So you hate me? I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that at all.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. of this relationship? Oh my God! Just go somewhere. Where is that nigger with that jet? Because if they were, if they were, you should fuck that nigger with that jet.

That's what I tell him. You know the relationship over when you just get tired and you're trying to defend yourself. I know you're somewhat trying to holl at a bitch. I can talk to whoever I want to. You don't run me. Oh man. So you say you want to fuck a bitch, I just bite.

Oh man. Whatever they make real is gonna be real. They look for it, it's gonna be there whether it's not there or not. You should be able to get counseling if you have to turn down a certain amount of person. They have it. They already know by your voice, hello, hello. Calm down, calm down. Now tell me what happened. Look, she keeps trying. fuck me and I keep saying no but the pussy keep calling me just calling the street

see me out of the fool you should have seen him back in the day oh he feel you okay now yes yes my man that's just regular therapy that's what a lot of therapy shit is oh you're just going you just talking about the pussy that fucked you up you remember huh you remember the pussy that Oh yeah, I know. I know the pussy to fuck me up. Right. Made me get right.

You get on a mission. When some pussy fuck you up, you become a goddamn Avenger. You be on a mission. What's your man? That shit ain't gonna happen to me again. He's going, I'm gonna fuck the pussy. The pussy won't fuck me. Next thing you know, you strung out on the pussy

trying to hide it from me, everybody. Man, you're on the pussy getting hump? the pussy getting hunk what you're talking about what what it's some of my mouth some of them out nah man I ain't fucking round like that no more man everything's on the up and up with me baby everything copacetic no no man you nah it ain't what it looked like baby I mean I get a taste I do you know I get a taste hey I party a little bit man but that's all baby I'm straight man Oh, damn it. It ain't what it looked like, man.

Nah, bro, I ain't meaning that. Ah, shit. That's what we're doing today. You're going to turn on me. I know what you saw. But it ain't what I... Look, okay. Can you calm down.

Listen, listen, listen, listen, guys. You know me. Look, man. How long we've been knowing these jobs? You know what I mean? You know what? Look. He's strung out on that shit.

Was it real good? You heard the Whop song? Yes. I heard of it. I mean, for what I can fuck with. That shit is beautiful. Yeah. Art.

It's... It's... It's not for me, but it is for me. Right. Whereas most songs you will sing along to. I don't sing along along. I listen to it. in hopes of, I want that type of energy in my circle.

Good pussy energy like that. Yeah, we just want the vibes of titty's out, nice outfits and, you know, wet pussy, gushing and spelling names on all the shit. All the shit that makes it magical. It's strategic. Strategic marketing. I mean, I don't understand that the hate it gets or motherfuckers talk about it needs to be banned. What do you mean it needs to be bad?

Videos don't come on unless you go watch them. They can't do that. You had to go, you decided to go watch the shit. Like, it ain't like MTV or, you know, the VH-1s or shit really show videos like that no more. I would never allow that. If it's anything I can do on my platform. Ban it from who? How you're going to ban good pussy?

Don't click it. Yeah, don't click on it. That's not for you. Good pussy wrote a whole song. Wet-ass pussy. What about with that? Nothing. People have been too shy to speak on it.

It was the time when it was juicy pussy. That's the older generation. Juicy got them crazy. Come on, man. Cold-gone mad. Come on, man. Juicy fruit. Juicy.

Come on. Candy rain. Come in there. Come on, man. Make my love come down. Ooh, you make my love come down. And don't forget, SWV wrote a whole song about getting nothing on. What's that?

Sometimes it's off as a missing rain. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rained down on. And I would. They was bad. All of them. I don't know.

That's just a urban legend. may not even be true. What, did the song? Yeah, it is. It most definitely is. It's just, we just evolved to the point where we're straight to it. Like, remember old girl had ring my bell? Yeah.

You can ring my bell. And that's why I had in the back, they kept saying, dinga, linga-ling. She wanted some ding on. Yeah, because it's about hitting the clip. If a chick wrote a disco song about my dick, I'd be pretty proud. Disco song got a beat, like. Right, like that one. Yeah.

Ring my bell. That was definitely a disco song. Right. But it wouldn't have been the same if it was called. I don't lick my click. Right. What you think good golly Miss Molly was about? Oh, you ain't never seen the movie?

I'm just saying. They ain't never seen the movie? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? You're talking about Luke Richard? Yeah. Remember? You know, he was a freak.

He was talking about fucking in the ass. Right. That's what I'm saying. Good, what it was. Toot it fruity, good booty. Tootifruit it, good booty. Oh, this nigga was wild into that bitch talking about. If it don't fit, grease it.

This nigga was wilding. This nigga was wilding with a conch talking about fucking anal sex. Some porn hub shit. Now that you think, every song is about sex. A wop bob, baboob, a wab, bamboot. What you think of wop a lubob?

A nigger, what you think a bamboop is? You know what the bamboop is, dude. I'm gonna start saying that, boy, you got a nice bamboon on. That nigga, Sauce Walker said he had got his girl some new boom-booms. He bought us some titty. I like, I like that. Boom-booms, yeah. Boom-booms.

I still like titties, man, I think. I know. Especially if we're just going to purchase them, man. You see why we always talk about titty? Because it makes a full circle. And we are back. Circle, circle. There's a circle inside a circle.

Inside a circle, dot, dot. The nipple a circle, the airola circle. The titty is circle. Well, since it's two nipples, would that make them niple-a? Nipoli. Nipolis. Nipelodian. Turn on your nipples.

Hey, look, it was on the nipolis. Nippleodian. Nipple deemis. Nipollonin. Nipple onus. These nipples tell the future. Tell you. Nah, but that shit, you write.

Nippopolitan. Ooh, that's a good ice cream. I ain't got them on now. You know what I'm saying? You ain't see what I saw? What I saw how sad, Nick. God damn. It was a whole nipple pottomous out there.

Ruffles with nipples. I'm feeling real nip-glected. That's how the other titty that get left in the brough feel. Nip-glected. Pull that titty out, man. Yeah. Don't never just pull out one titty. I don't think you should.

You should be working the other nipples like a ray. Or not? Yeah, man. Pay attention. Pay attention. Titties don't need to be neglect. Now, if they little, act like they're there. Do you suck both tities for the same amount of time?

No, man. I don't put time constraints on me. You can't do like seven minutes on the left and like three minutes on the right. It fucked the sensation up. You gotta calibrate them titties. I mean, I do it internally because, you know, comedians, we just got good timing. We know the shit. Do a guest set on both tits.

Come on, man. to jump to the other mic, you know what I'm saying? Get this titty with a hot five. Yeah, and then you go over here and you're good. But no, I don't never be like, okay, I'm gonna do it exactly. You gotta cater to her favorite titty. You gotta find out what your girl's favorite titty is. Whichever titty she cupped your head on.

Whatever hand she write with is more than likely, that's her favorite titty. Some women be offset, though. She could be a righty with a lefty favorite titty. One of them titty's got more juice in it. That left titty usually is the hot titty. It's the hot titty, though. And I'm speaking as like... The left titty, the hot sense.

Left titty got a whole... Run high. The run hot. Because it's like, you know how you don't use your left hand? A lot if you're a right-hand breast and then you fuck around and do something left-hand. You're like, oh, shit. But then it's like you hit that offset titty. Fucking around and have chill bumps in her back.

Because she used to a lot of right titty. I don't want to give away the formula for free. I got you, man. I'm doing a whole, you know. I think you should have a whole nipple course. A seminar. Yeah. A niposium.

Yeah. A niposium where we, you explain to people. Right. And I'm gonna print out a nipulus. It's like a syllabus about nipples. You know, you ended with a nipple log. Right. You know.

All right, man. We're about to wrap this shit up. Man. Good to goddamn come back to the goddamn trap, man. Man, what's you got coming up? What the fuck do that got coming up? Nothing until the world open up. When the fuck y'all gonna be back out there?

Shit, see how quiet he got. Right. Even, man, even Marvin Gay ready to go on the road. Come on, man. You know, soon as we're gonna have, every show we're having a different picture of Marvin Gay. That's how I know we balling. You're just getting pictures of Marvin.

Like splurging on that. Just like an in-house artist so we can have a whole... Just submissions. Get submissions. I've been trying to put the P.O. box out. Because Joe ass don't never put your shit in now, man. Fucking... Submission.

Dickhead, man. I want to fight this nigga, but I heard the nigga can fight. Yeah, man. This shit been crazy. Man, I come back, everybody looking different. Man, man, Joe got a whole house... I thought that was Child of Gambino. I didn't know who this was, man.

That's Joe, nigga. I said... Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, go. I said, oh, my goodness. What the fuck was I just looking at? Cat got the most hair. I never seen on his head. I said, this nigger is a tabby cat.

He didn't turn into a bobcat round this motherfucker. This shit pray. This is the medica. Chad got different scarves. He got a peach scarf. I don't know what the fuck. How you even get that? All right, let me drop the P.O. Box.

Y'all ready? get your pencils oh you got to remember picture pages I ain't gonna say his name you can talk about it to be associated all right the P.O. Box is the 85 South show

P.O. Box 1 812 4 Atlanta Georgia 310 316 That is the official 85 South Show. Do it one more time because they hide.

All right, fuck you. They hire. The 85 South Show, PL Box, 18124, Atlanta, Georgia, 30316, man. Send us some art, send us some shit, you know, to decorate the trap with, let us know what you got out there. Marvin. Marvin.

We're collecting Marvin Gates. Marvin's. We got to bring some more fan art. Bring some more fan art. We've just been really, you know, trying to duck all this shit that's been going on in the world. Holding it down. Make sure you follow Clayton English on all social media. They'll be having some great late night pop-up conversations and shit like that.

Man, we just talk shit on that. Oh yeah, go to the goddamn YouTube shit, watch the dope movie shit I did with Comedy Central YouTube page. And watch that shit. Clayton English, dope movies. I get high-review movies. They animate them. What's some good shit you just seen? We did Meteor Man.

Meteor Man and then Robert Townsend hit me yeah like on email and shit on some shit because he saw it so the shit was cool man one night I was in front of the um the comedy story LA talking to Robert Townsend somebody was like hey man I love you man can I get a picture and he was like yeah hurry up man and make it quick because I'm right here I'm talking to my man's about something we was talking about the same shit that fucking media man me too I was talking about redoing doing that shit. Yeah.

Beat-O-Man was just good, bro. That nigga cool. Everybody was in that goddamn movie. Go watch the dope movies and B2M.A episode. Got Jurassic Park and I got a goal-line. Send the link. We got to post one of them joints. You got the link.

Yeah. What I just said. You too, dope movies. You want so many steps. I don't know that. Yeah. I'll link it. Link it to who.

Send it to who. Send it to you. Send it to cat. He can post that shit. Come on, man. Let's do it. Go watch that shit. and look for some other shit I might be working on.

Who knows? How they gonna know that? Who knows? I don't be saying the shit before I do it. I'm gonna wait till it's done. I'm gonna ask you, but then they ain't gonna know. Yeah, I tell you, but I'll wait for the shit to be done. But see, that's what I'm saying to you'll tell me and then I'll tell them and then they're gonna act like I'm lying.

You know how these niggis are. These motherfuckers, look, well, you need to tell them. You need to talk to them. I'm telling you. Tell them what it is. Tell them what it is. No, no, no. tell them because they don't listen to me.

But I'm saying they at least tell them that you're going to be telling me. So when I say it, it's more believable because they know that I... They believe in you. They don't. They don't say. They real in them. They're real in now. They're going to believe in now.

They believe in you. They believe in you all the way thus far. This is why you're here. They're going to... You confused it with the people that doubt. The people that doubt you... Soon this Friday hit and the show ain't up. When they wanted to be up, then I'm all kind of shit.

Hey, man. You can never make a happy. When the show come up, it'd be like, I wake up, it could be 9, it could be 8.30, it could be 7 a.m. Wake up Friday. Hey, bitch, I had a nigga, what a show at, man. Y'all, niggins, the fellow. I'm telling you, I'm up. The show's supposed to be up.

I'm about to boo-boo. I ain't got a blunt roll. What a show at? I can't boo-boo to the show up. The niggas shit to the show. Me and niggas hit me all day. Bruh, I've been holding it, boo-boo. Since then morning, y'all still ain't uploaded the show.

Then soon did the show go up. Hey, man, I just bullshit, bro. This the best one y'all ever did. They had a lot of shit on my mind. Nick was backed up. Oh, man. No, but that's the culture you created. You get the fans a lot of freedom.

Right. You give the fans a lot of freedom. I feel like... They're going to add the fans. And you know what's been crazy to all the fans? To all the people who've been like making the 85 South show, they own merch. Like we get so much feedback for people asking me like,

hey man, let me get this shirt. Somebody made it for me. 15 shows ago. I don't remember who the fuck it was. So shout out to all those people who brought us merch. Shout out to their later in St. Louis, who made me that shirt with them with like AK-4-7s and the birds.

That shit was cold. Everybody's been trying to buy that. So when I find you again, I'm gonna auction it off, there you go. She's the new dapper dan. You got a, uh, got down. I need to find her because I need her to give me them shirts so I can sell them

because I know who won them. That makes sense. Yeah, because I got these shirts. I got all kind of, I'm in the fabric business. We know, I know, I didn't see any shit. I ain't got no shirts. I ain't coming out with some. I ain't, I got your shirt.

I got your socks. We'll give me some. Small in the neck. Because all my shit is gone. I'm talking about I got a long body whip shirts. Well, give them here. I got shirts for everybody. They was like, hey, man, don't buy them.

Them to fuck up. I was like, them the ones I need. I know somebody built like all of them. I'm the only nigga that sell wide t-shirts in the business. Well, give me some. I got you. I ain't got no more 85 soft gear. And I'm not buying none.

I'm not buying none. Get a tight-out shirt. No, I don't want to. Where I'm going to wear that at? Jimmy Buffett. Nick, you can wear it to bed. I'm not wearing no shirt to bed. Me, you got the pajamas that matched that at the crib.

No, I'm fucking with it. It's at least one shirt on that. Yeah, this is the longest shirt. I need a shirt to come past my neighbor. I'm still, now? Just snatched that one, no. All right, I'm going to snatch that one. Yeah, you don't got a weight.

Get that bitch now. This is the classic one. No, this shit too big, now. Cat shirt. Man, got a damn. You got a wide-de-down. This shit looks like a flying squirrel shirt, nigga.

I put this on. That's actually an apron. Damn. This shit is shammer. Wow, this shit was washing down. You just tie that bitch around your head, an escalade. Where'd you get that cape from?

My nigga cat. 85 south-sale capes now? Jack, man, make sure Clay got like a whole bunch of shit, man. He ran out of shit. And then, you know, he sold something like. No, I gave a lot of it away, motherfuckers. That's all they asked for. Hey, man, my son, I'm the one that, you know,

I got you in the apartment. I overlooked your application fee and everything. occasion fit and everything. My son just won an 85 South shirt. Oh, yeah, there you go. Hey man, we're gonna get you a cut. You're on the cut. We're gonna get you the goddamn

Land Rover to Enterprise, man. I sure wish I could get a shirt. All right. Hang on my shirts. Man, they got all the classic shirts. Man, they got all the classic shirts. Yeah. I'd be looking at.

I'd be looking at the old pictures. I'd be like, damn, where that shirt is. And they've been gone. Cuff by. Give away. Put them bids on auction. They don't know. They don't know.

They don't know, man. We won't get the hell. Shit nice. They don't know. We work for this shit. We work for this shit. We give it all the way. No, we don't.

I don't give it all the way. Why you ain't got nothing? No. I don't live in, no. New shirts, yeah. Money? No. Oh, man.

Let me show you. Man, let me show you. Let me speak to that. No, I'm talking about. It's the most ridiculous messes I ever got. What's the most ridiculous messes I ever got. What you're talking about? Somebody, let me, I'm gonna read it.

Hold on. Give me one second. This shit is just absolutely ridiculous. Let me find this shit. Hey, what's up guys? Over here, chilling in the studio doing 85 South, social man, Carlos Miller. When I'm in the studio late night and recording

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Come on. I don't even hell that shit no more. What the fuck happened? Man, these lady asked me for like $10,000 to $13,000. Huh? Say what? Yeah. Huh?

Hold on. What was the number? Like 30, she said she needs like 7 to 13,000. The amount? Seven to that. Oh, here it go. What is it? I pray that you a well.

Here it go. It said, I pray that you a well. I'm writing you because I am a light worker who is stranded in the desert. in Arizona in need of a camper van. I need between 7 and 10,000 to get one off Craig list and make sure it runs well. I have been collaborating with God for 13 to get me ready to be a spiritual teacher or a sage.

I have learned a lot about healing, sustaining a little, and the truth about life and strategies to help others when this shit hits the fan. I need help financially. please help me here are my two cash apps I had none to two cash apps because you can write like if I couldn't send all the money she needed on one I could just send it to her other what I got a question what is a light worker I don't know when it comes shit like this after you ask for set she says she needs

between seven and ten for me but she's been collaborating with the Lord with Well, God giving you the fucking up beats. He ain't giving you the good music. God, like Dr. Dr. Dr. He's giving you all the bullshit. Like, if this is what he told you to rap over? If he said, yeah, send us to low, see if he want to get on this with you.

Bro, I'll be getting the strangest messages. Bro, hey, you know what the new shit is? So I'd be doing this little shit, the interactive shit, you know, the little Zoom shows, whatever. It's the only way I can fucking get on stage. And, you know, stage for me, That's my fucking therapy. Like, I need that shit.

I need that shit. I need to get up there and get the shit out. That's part of the reason I fucking go live and do the shit all hours of the night because I just got to get the shit the fuck out. So on the Zoom shit, you know, motherfuckers, hey, shit, they put your cash app up, right? Motherfuckers hit the cash app, good.

Oh, ooh, $25, $10, $30, $5,000, cool, great. And then to be a motherfucker that try to slide in every time and request $100 goddamn dollars. Bitch, I want to block the fuck out of you. I need to look at my shit to see who it is because this bitch slide in every time I'm in there. And she just tried to catch me when I'm in the flow of accepting motherfucking money.

Motherfucking sent me a cash appellate. But goddamn. But $2,000 just because I'm your biggest fan. I was like, this don't make no goddamn sense. But they ask you for $13,000. That's totally different, man. Bro, what the fuck? Well, maybe, but if you did it,

if you did it, maybe would you do it if you was allowed to be the leader of a cult? No. Because that's the only way I would do it. I would be buying your loyalty. No. Whatever you and your followers decide to do, you gotta do what the fuck I say when I say it.

I'm not doing that. $7,000? I'm not paying rent at no house I don't live at like that. I'm not doing none of that. Don't fucking just be asking me for shit. I'm like, what? When this started happening? You know when it happened?

Me? You know when they happened? When I started wearing tie-ass shirt and shit? No, me. If you wear tie-dye shirt, they stop asking you. I'm about to put my shit on. That's what they do. You ever seen the rich white dudes in L.A.?

That's what they wear the word. Right. I got this job so I could wear tie-dye forever. You're like, nigger, you came up with Google so you can wear a tie-dye. I'm still black. I'm black. I will always be black, bro.

I'm not giving away no goddamn 13,000. What the fuck? No, no. Hell no. No. Okay, what would you, for $13,000, we all know what we could get. And then you're about to buy a fucking van

Craig's list. That's what they're gonna do with the money. Right. So, oh, fuck it. You should do an 85 South tank, like shark tank. Because what would you give $13,000 for? What I did would you fuck with? Because that shit is stupid.

A light worker. I thought the bitch was actually like lighting. Like, yeah, this bitch is trying to goddamn, you know what I'm saying? She's trying to do the overhead shit and like, is that one too hot? Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nah. She been talking, collaborating with God.

Like, God do collaborations. This bitch making TikToks with Jesus. Bitch, no. I didn't know God to collab with just people and be like, you know, on some earthless shit, though. Like, I'm gonna fuck with you. Put my number in for him. It's a big GOD. Oh, man.

That's me calling you right now. I'm just thinking about it. I know that you know your number. I already got your number. You need to lock me in. Nah, but I need to just get with you and, you know, just get with you and, you know, Just try to see what I can do to just, you know, make shit more plausible for people on earth. Mm-mm.

I don't know what I would. Fuck, no. I'm going to come out with some shit. For $7,000, I can give you whatever fucking product. I don't like the price range. I don't like, I don't like, yeah. I don't like what she, I don't like that. Like discussing money with people that I don't know.

$5,000. Make sure. She asked for $5,000, same letter. No. What's the amount that you would give? Zero. I'm not about the book. I'm not about to be fun.

I'm not about the fun. Nobody else bullshit dream. You know how much stupid shit I want to buy? Did I keep myself from buying? I'm not just about to sit in two cash apps for $6,500 to a strange bitch who live in the desert. Who told you to move there? Right.

And what made I think I'm about to buy her a camper? Like, here I am all the way in Atlanta, knowing it's something weird as lady I never met before straighted in the desert and I need to send her $13,000. Clearly she makes fucked up decisions. She gonna make terrible decisions for 13,000. Well, I was about to buy this camp off Craigslist, but if you really want to start this goose farm, we can raise our own goose and sell them for Easter. What the fuck?

But if she was collaborating with God, shouldn't God have called you? Because he already know you. right like that should be the hook up the Lord should have told you to reach out to her hey at least already put that on my heart fun of somebody else bullshit dreams my because that's how God talked to me right and can't nobody else tell me that he don't no man he talked he talked he live inside of all us bro for real so what you hear from him is the goddamn him and you know this man noz dropped his new album I was telling you about it.

Yeah. Start talking about God. You know, I started thinking about God's son across the belly. I proved you lost already. But nigger, they didn't change that. You know, he got, he said that was inspired by Tupacop. So now niggas on the internet was like, God's son across your belly, got that from McAvella. And it was real wave.

It wasn't even a diss, but whatever. I like it. I'm not gonna knock it. I just didn't appreciate her line on God, too. God too because I know if she'll lie on God the shit she'll say about me whether I send the money or not well yeah but if you send the money she got a guy sometimes I stumble into the wrong shit and I know that ain't what God want for me you probably get a candle or something you become a saint um St Carlos like one of them

Santaria candles bro you know what I'm saying like you know hey that's the Bank of America wouldn't even give her $13,000 well they're not gonna give black people much anything it ain't because she black though it's because she went what her big her pitch was black yeah it's a bad business plan that's first of all you already let me know without this loan you live in the desert and it don't cost that much living in that was and then it's like it your plan ain't even to get out the desert first yeah you really trying to so whatever your plan is you're not about to build no equity so you're not gonna be

to pay me back. There's nobody to preach around. Nobody to preach to. Your congregation is minimal. That's just the bad. Who's going to maintain this fucking RV? Oh, now you need gas. Right.

Maintenance. You need breaks. $7,000 RV's not going to work right. Right. You got to put at least $7,000 in it. Bad bitch. And then I think, I bet the last place that she go if she gets the shit is to my house and say, thank you. No, that shit ain't going to make it to your house.

Who, why the fuck she, why she, why she, why she, why she, She said her low-ass goals so high. Not a van off Craigslist. A whole fucking RV. Y'all don't know what this lady's driving records is like. Off Craigslist, though. Will she be able to title and insure the vehicle? Will she get robbed when she goes to pick it up?

Off Craigslist. Will she be careless and leave the door to the kitchen slash entrance to the vehicle open and somebody just jump in while she pump a gas and drive the fuck off? Now, I'm liable because technically the car is in my name. You pay for it? You bought it. You bought it.

I'm the owner of the vehicle. That's not the way to go money. No. Say for instance, she walked in and try to buy something cash and she looked homely from living in the desert and they're like, where did you get this $13,000? Carlos Miller. They called me to verify it. And now I'm going to go sat in on a fucking RV for a cave woman that lives in the desert. A desert bitch.

Yeah. A cactus bitch. She didn't tell me anything else about herself. A page is private. Page is private, actually. Yeah. How you said she typed that out and went over it? Mm-mm.

Read it and sent it to me. You actually read it. That's the thing I never would have got to it. I stumbled. I stumbled. There's so much bullshit that happens on the daily basis. This was just one of the... That was the highest of the high.

That's one for the records, man. To come out the blue. and ask for... Right. 13,000. And I'm really just like, what the fuck, bro? You just seen them cancel the whole while and out. You know I can't go and just tell jokes nowhere.

So... Send me 13,000. So what happened, man? I'm gonna flip it for us. If you got an extra 13,000 and you believe in me like I do, I'm not gonna tell you what I'm about to do with our investments, but you need to get in right now on the low, in while it's only 13,000.

You want to funnel somebody's dream, trust me. I have a successful formula that I cannot lose. It's a better dream. My name is Carlos Miller. It's a better dream. And I will take your $13,000 and invest it into my multimedia empire. I'm not homeless and I don't live in the desert.

Are you tired of looking at this cricket picture? But send me $13,000 so I can have someone. And get it right. come in here and work on the foundation. It's not the picture that's actually crooked. It's the building. So cracking the foundation. Cracking the foundation.

Now, just think of this, consider this. As the investor of my multimedia company, I would not only be accepting one $13,000, but I would accept more than $13. A multitude. A multitude of $13,000 for my various listeners and followers. Investors instantly become constituents. Now some of this money will be used to cover some of my personal expenses that will, you know, that will incur it while I'm in the process of making these investments.

It's what people call the cost of doing business. It's the cost of doing business. And of course I'm going to have to put some up for taxes, but so I'm going to need more than $113,000. If you got an extra one to see you, please send that. We've been accepting all types of money for motherfuckers who don't want it. Warren Buffett said he's going to give away all his money. Give it to some niggins.

All these billionaireses. When he said that? J.K. Rowling and she gave away all this money. To who? Give it to some niggas. Who did you give it to? To mother white people. They ain't going to give it to no niggins.

Who do they be giving this shit to? They got all this money. They're supposed to donate. Even in the bubble, these motherfuckers are talking about we donating 100 million to different black organizations. Which words? We need to start a black organization. This is a black organization. Did this shit get bought to?

No, it doesn't mean. Let me find out this shit owned by Viacom. This shit like Nick Cannon shit. Let me fucking find out. Is this why I haven't been here in so long? Is this what's going on? They don't want to buy. They're trying to rid themselves of us.

This nigga will have another lawsuit. Carlos, you got to take that part out where you're in Clayton, contractually, you're not supposed to mention the name. You're obligated. You're obligated. I mean, you're still under contract. We haven't avoided you yet. So it's gone, gone. It's gone, gone.

Okay. Right. I ain't got no juice at the network. You sure? And I called my friends and they were like, hey, let me call you right back. They got fired to them? No, they didn't, but they didn't want to be letting them know that they still talking to me. shit. Because they are

the fucked up part is they probably been new. They've been new way before we know. The funnest should be when you go into these meetings with these companies and they deny you for some shit and then a few months later they fired too. Oh my God. You see it me? You're like, yeah, you should

have, yeah, what happened? When you call back, bad decision making. You check on your people and they act like, hey man, I'm working on this other show. What's you want? Teen mom. Call you back. Damn, bro. They put you over there.

Yeah. I mean, I'm in charge of ridiculousness. Man. I was going to try to come to your party, but I got to shoot Florida Bama Shore. Hey, they got me on the challenge. They got me on Real World Road Rules Challenge. 88. Where are y'all right now?

We're in Slidell, Louisiana. Louisiana. That's what they got you on? Yeah, yeah. They'd be mad. Bro, that should be so funny when you call your people that work in the, in the, like, on TV and movie industry, bro.

You call them, because it's like this shit ain't never shot no way you're thinking it. Bro, I'll call you right back. Where are you? I'm in Atworth. What y'all working on? Aquaman. What?

Shooting this stupid-ass dumb and dumber six. Where y'all at? Downtown Agworth, Georgia, man. Oh. Oh, shit. Working on the shop. Where y'all at? Riverdale.

We're in Spartanburg, South Carolina. You got to do this dumb-ass bridge scene. Oh, that shit is working on, bro. True blood. Where are you at? Douglasville, Georgia. They make it look like Louisiana. Oh, shit.

That shit too funny, bro. Man, that should be so fucked up when you go to... It's part of the game. Like you do all this auditioning this shit, then you get on set, and then you start talking to the other people who work there. You're like, hey, man, how you get on that? Oh, I got on this bitch through Craig's list, man.

No confidence in the production after that. That shit is out the window. So I sent an email asking for $7,000 to $13,000, and they said, shit, you work on this movie. I get you $100,000. So you just said three rounds of tapes. And can you come to the office and retake? Sure, sure.

So this is like, okay, yeah, I'll come down. What time y'all want me to be there? We're going to get you in at nine. What? Oh, okay. You know this shit, I'll go from my house. Okay, so if I leave here about like six, I'll be straight. Cool.

Hey, you ever went to audition in person and you saw it one shit? Oh, nigger. Now you know where they're shit because you see where they're at. You pull up to the audition and you see the director car and you don't even want to do it no more. This nigga got a dirty van, man. Fuck this shit, bro. Ain't no way this bitch got a budget.

He started explaining too much, now you don't want to do it. Yeah, we're gonna shoot most of it in here. What a cent? You're looking at it. Is this it, David? And action. Soon as you walk in, they get an action. What the fuck is going on?

Hey, that was good. We can use that. We can use that. Hey, can you keep that outfit? What? Don't cut your hair even. Keep your hair cut the same. Hey, don't cut your hair.

Don't trim your mustache another day. Because you just did your first scene. What are you? Hey, you feel like reading a couple more pages? You are natural at this shit. Oh, shit. You free today, we can go knock your scenes out. You hired on the spot, my boy.

Let's step outside and do the car chase scene. What did you drive up here? What did you drive up here? Oh, that's perfect. That's what I've heard in the school. It must be God. Hey, before we do the rest of the scenes, man, you think you can bring me up the street?

I gotta go get the craft services. I gotta feed the nigga, man. You're gonna get some pieces and shit, you're gonna hang around. I can introduce you to the rest of the cast. They did their scenes too. Oh, shit, bro. That shit's just too fucking accurate.

God damn. Boy, they be getting your hopes up on some bullshit. Oh, man. This guy's here. So what's going to? Well, you know, we're talking to some people, you know, about, you know, getting some sponsors and shit. Oh, man. That shit funny.

Well, what's the budget? Well, we got, um, what we're going to give you $2,000? You know, to do, you know, and that's, don't tell everybody that. That's just because you want our main, you know, we know you're working, that shit. And we're going to make sure we get you plenty copies of this movie. When they start offering you copies of the movie, you know it's bullshit. Because they don't never get you copies as a movie on a real movie. Hey, man, we got a copy of the movie for you.

You just shot it. I know. You know, I know. You're going to be having big dreams, though. And man, we're going to make sure you come to the premiere. What are y'all trying to do with it? It's this theater on Moreland. We're trying to get it.

You mean the porn theater? The Jack-Off Theater? The shoot attached to the Starship? No. We're gonna do something at a Lour Lounge. They have the premiere of the place that they don't even show movie. Right. You ever been to the Starlight Drive-Thru?

Yeah, it's a place right up the street from there, the National Guard. So you haven't been to see? So you haven't been to Zesto? Okay, so we're gonna go right behind Zesto. And you don't know what the Zesto is, you're right there. Turn me and like you going to Zesto. Right, then we're gonna do another premiere at the Blue Flame Lounge. My sister woke up there.

She'll dancing. Oh, man. She ain't gonna be dancing, because she's gonna be with us. These niggins be talking big shit. Hey man, you sign your contract yet? Because ain't nobody getting paid till we got everybody's contract yet. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know you want your money ASAP, so we need to get the working on this shit.

You're talking about the 2000? You mean to tell me, I gotta wait. Yeah, because we gotta get the checks printed and then I got to sign all of them because I sent all my checks my hand, man. I'm not too, I'm gonna make sure everybody get paid. Anytime the motherfucker take you step by step. Right. You know, I gotta go to the bank.

Get the checks, take the checks home, put them in an envelope. Put them in the envelope, sign them. Tuesday morning, when we get here to shoot your other scene. Put a stamp on it. Then the next time you see this nigga, his hat gonna be like this. So what's up, baby? What we doing? Big money. Knowing he just gave you a bad check.

So let's just go ahead and knock out. Okay, yeah, let's just start right now. Yeah, let's just start right here. See, we here? Let's just knock out the rest of your shit. That nigga be sitting over there nervous. Knowing that damn check ain't no good. Oh, shit.

You know what the funniest shit was? Let's just run that like y'all did it. They're good. You remember hell day? They just had the nigga hit you with it. Yeah. Talking to, I'm about to get everybody together now. Yeah.

All right. Yeah, I know. I'll be ripe. Yeah. Niggas dip outside. You never see him again. There you really. DeAndre, where's the movie?

Look, the dude that I had edited in the movie, he, man, he ran off with my fucking footage, man. And then I had my camera in the car. You know, they stole my camera. And they got two of my cameras. You know, all those was my. I didn't rent those. was mine.

Yeah, you know, Dolphin Entertainment, that's my shit. So now I got to sue these niggins to get my footage back. And then I know the whole check, and you know, that's why the check shit happened. So I'm still going to get you your copies of you movie. But what about this money, we're going to, look, we're going to get everybody repaid. I just got to get the other checks from my other business partner, because my account is frozen now because how many people on the cast 14 I wrote 14 yeah so now I got 14 check they came to my house and shit and I hadn't explained to the cops that there was nothing like that

like my bit showed them the show them the trailer they the cops love the trailer can I see it it's not all the way done we're about to redo the trailer because we got we still got to shoot your other scenes and we we got to shoot this whole so some of the footage is in HD and then some of the footage is in 4k so it's not matching like the first half of the movie looks great and then the second looks like shit so I'm gonna get you to come in the studio do your voiceover shit so we're gonna have to reshoot all your shit but since we here we can just we can start and get some of your scenes today because we're gonna use what with me and you've been talking about this is actually in the

movie and that one camera I had it's been on the whole time and I'm trying to like piece it back as I can just to see what it looks like because you cut your hair. I fucking told you to cut your hair. You're like, man, that was last year. You remember that movie we did? That never came out when we were sitting at the bar and shit? Come on, man. I know you remember that movie. You don't remember that movie when we were sitting at the bar? Oh yeah, because it never happened. I don't remember some shit that didn't come out. Oh, yeah. You remember that time we thought we did a movie and we never saw the rest of it?

We thought we did it more, but it was so fake. That's what most of this story was inspiring about. No, you remember this shit from Hell Date. Remember the nigga that ran the show. And remember how he paid us. The nigga paid us first of all, Hell Day, didn't pay shit. Damn, man, don't remind me. No, no, no.

And then they keep, they playing that shit to date. No, no, no, because the coldest shit was. Put my hoodie on, man. They paid us $200 an episode. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

I might have made $200 an episode. episode. I might have made it. An episode take 12 hours to shoot. You're there the whole fucking day. And you only got that if you was on the whole episode or some shit like that. It was more than that though. Was it too?

No it was it. The most it was, the most it was $2.50. It was not more than $200. If you was on that bitch all day, it was like $2.50. Wow. Okay. Thank you. Some shit like that.

Fuck is. Hey, that motherfucker paid us. He paid us. I remember he paid us. The nigga had a Louis Vuittan briefcase and clicked that bitch open and handed us the most raggedy-looking checks. Like, how they in a briefcase? They were like this long. Yeah, they was long as shit, but they was crumpled up.

You were like, nigga. He had wrote him like a week before. He just filled in the info. You been holding on to this? Right. You could have been gave us this, but I never read. And you remember them checks weren't shit. Those checks weren't, $200.

Them checks wasn't shit, and they actually had to give us another one. Yeah, I wouldn't surprise. It was a problem. I don't even know if I cast that checks, actually. And then they didn't never send us none of the footage. No. The devil got treated better. The midget got treated better.

The midget was number one on the call sheet. On the call sheet, he was number one, nigga. Watch this. And you know I ain't like. Out of that whole fucking season, we did a whole season of this show. I got three pictures of me on that goddamn show. That's it. And two of them came from people.

taking pictures of the screen most of them come from that I got one picture of the episode that I thought was the funniest shit I did while I was selling shit all over the city that was dope then I got one picture in that shit fuzzy as a motherfucker yeah man it's hard that was before TV was HD man we've been gonna hit HD TV they didn't been through so much shit with this entertainment shit oh man yeah but all that shit aside that ain't who we work for now and that ain't the jobs that a nigger gonna take. Bruh, I usually think I was working for God

till I found out he was out here collaborating. No man, dude, you don't know. They talk to people different. If people hear what they want to hear, some people lie to their self, even though deep down, they know what they're saying ain't true. Well, after much consideration, I'm gonna have to go against the investing

in the cave ladies' dream. I was sure that you were, don't do that. Yeah, I just don't want it to come across the wrong way because I feel like a lot of this audience has me fucked up most of such a time. I'm like, ah, man, you could have gave her D.C. van if you would have bought it. They always like to try to connect Doss that ain't there. No, no, no, fuck no.

Tell the people right now that, hey, man, look, what you could do with $13,000. I realized when I was looking at blinds, what I could do for $2,000. Mm-hmm. $2,000, I could definitely buy a fucking tiger. You think I'm going to be out here giving away money and my homeboy at the crib with no fucking blind? Easy. Get me fucked up, lady. Easy.

I ain't saying that your dreams ain't shit. It's just that I'm not gonna be the ones that make them happen. What's the best shit you can get for that amount of money that don't know you? For $7,000, you could get a better car than you could a goddamn RV. But what I'm saying though is like if you don't know people, don't be out here asking people for money. Okay, well tell that to them little niggas to be selling water and shit. They're selling something. When you get on the industry.

They're not over there. I know, but they don't have to touch my car. They don't have to touch my car. My car. Can we get that to them? Now you sound like a rich asshole. No, no, no, fuck that, man. I want to support them.

I support them all the time. I buy it for more than this worth. If it's four of them, I'm giving them $4. I'm taking one fucking water because I want to support it. That's how I know you're petting. But don't come up there. You're riding around with exactly four dollars. There you go.

There you go. There's a Macduck. It's a change shortage. It's a change shortage. It's a change shortage. You know the little change shit, the door, the handrests? Oh, that's full change. You are the reason.

I throw that shit out like shilling. I'm out there just, it's Mardi Gras. Because you got all the correct change. Yeah. Motherfuckers tell me, too. We don't have enough change. I'm not going to the car. Oh.

I do, though. How much you said was? Wait a goddamn man, I got some ones right here. One, two, three, four. And give me my 24 cents, sir. I give it to them, but they, they, they still act like they sell a dope. You sell them water. You're going to sell more if all y'all don't rush up to one window.

Why are your head in my car? You ever bought one-the-fuck I want to know? They put the bank roll out on you? You said what? You ever bought, what, like a water for one of the little dudes at the intersection? They pull out the bank roll. Yeah, yeah. Getting their money like that.

Why would you do that? Don't do that to them. They did that to me. Oh, they did that to you? They did that to you. That's different. See, that's bad customer service. That's what I'm talking about right now.

They're waiting until they got my money. Because, you said what? Because I guess, because you, I guess, I guess, I guess, I came after you because I was like I got a 10 and he was like shit I got some change I was gonna let him keep it until I saw exactly how much change you head and I'm like uh-uh-uh give me some my money back and he flexed on you flexed on a bit time you could have that's not good because you could have swipe they got damn money and the thing about it is I don't even believe he was young the niggins look 13 but he had like a tattoo that had faded off like he had exactly right I know the exit you talk about because he wasn't even like he had like a tattoo that had faded off like he had you exactly right I know the exit you talk about because he wasn't even like he was He didn't even have no sales pitch. He wasn't even trying to raise money for the football team. He was just out there with a tank top. And I was like, hold on, man.

Never mind, bro. Give me the water. Niggins didn't even offer water. A nigga just said, shop with me. Shop with me, bro. The fuck is you doing? I know what you're talking about. This is the big nigga. This is how he knew he was on some bullshit, though.

Because once I was like, he saw that I would cut. He started waving cars around me. I was like, bro, I ain't gonna be here that long, man. Come on, man. shit quit. Don't wave motherfucking around me, bro. I ain't appreciate that at all. Get out the street.

Hey man, go and park that motherfucker. They don't want to talk to you guys? You be on that shit, don't you? They recognize you? Hey, man. Once they recognize you, it's over, Nick. I ain't know. I did not know.

I had this much love in the streets. It's out there. I ain't know. How you don't know? I didn't. This you do. How would you not know? man because I know I didn't know it had grown exponentially

niggins is sending you got down all type of shit you know yeah I don't want y'all to think that the $13,000 request is the only type of shit I get it'll get a lot of good positive shit a lot of people said this show has helped them get off of medications help put them in better moods somebody sent me a video that they took after they was in surgery listening to this shit they had some kind of surgery where they had to be awake for it so they just watched this I'm like Ooh, that sound painful.

Hope you found the right shit that got you through that. That might be dangerous. What did the doctor start laugh? This nigga giggling. He is... Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Cut it off. Bring that glue. Cut it off. Bring that glue. These niggas. Ain't no glue in that. Bring that tape. Tape that right up.

Well, it's about that time. Hey. Somebody's running the train out here. Anything you want to say in closing? Oh, man. Closing arguments. Oh, yeah. The closing arguments, man.

There ain't no arguments because I'm not argumentative. All I'm going to say is, man, all I've been soaking up out there is, uh, hey man, fall to you ball. What? Fall to you fall. Fall till you ball. Oh. These motherfuckers is falling upwards. All these people that's becoming executives is doing shows and shit, they got so many shit that the failed first got down.

Right. You can't be afraid to fail. So you goddamn fall to you motherfucking ball because motherfuckers fell up. I didn't met motherfuckers who get pilots picked up and they don't want the pilot to get picked up. They wanted to get canceled so they could go do some more shit with that energy. And I ain't never built like that. When my pilot get canceled, I'm upset than the motherfucker. Because I didn't audition three times for this shit.

Oh, man. Then this nigga that ran off with the camera. This man got HD footage and he got regular footage and he can't blend them. And we're going to have to reshoot him. all them scenes and I still ain't getting my money never ending I got four movies that ain't gonna come out until I'm doing well in life that's when they make you like you had a little part when they put you big on the picture gonna be it gonna be at best by one day and you're gonna look up Carlos Miller and his shenanigans

and hijinks what's the movie called how to fall in love with a werewolf In Carlos Miller's debut cinematic outing, that's what they put on it. They got to put extra words, it's debut cinematic outing. A horror movie. It mixes horror, comedy, and drama that tugs at your heart. One of them ghetto love stories where it's just you and a chick with a bandana and y'all facing opposite direction. All that shit gonna come out. come out. I did a scary movie, too.

What's it called? What you got to made it? Pierre. You didn't be a movie, nigga? Slice. Yep. You ain't in there? Yeah, you ain't in there?

Yeah, you didn't do it. He don't fuck with me like that. Oh, he didn't fuck with you. You ain't miss nothing. He didn't miss life. It was cool at the time, but then he was like, goddamn. That bitch might have blew up.

If I was in it... I don't think it ever came out. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Now that he's going to blow up. It's dope. I'm just glad to see motherfuckuckuckin's trying shit, but he had too much music in it.

That's what... That was... She was for the music, man. It was too loud. You couldn't hit what people's saying? What is this music coming from, man? Got damn songs, man. We can't have one scene.

It's just dialogue. That's all I remember. I remember watching this shit like, man, what the fuck is it? Whose song is this? Like, yeah. He probably got a great explanation. No, it's supposed to be music all the way through it until the last six minutes.

You know that's me singing on that. Yeah, that's me, oh, that's the worst shit. That's the worst shit ever. What a motherfucker that snuck? They shit in there. I made you listen to it. So you know the song at the end. Oh my God.

I don't know if you know this part, but that part, The Devil's watching me. That's me. Yeah, I wrote that just for this. My son playing the keyboard on it. What? What? Why are you doing this to me?

It's going to make me listen to your shit, huh? Man, that reminds me of this nigga on Twitter. Every time I tweet something, this nigga put his video under. I'm like, bro. I've seen it. Sometimes I just send a string up out just to see if he gonna do it. I'm like, at least the niggins consistent, but God damn. I blocked the nigger.

He gonna come back, yeah, to everybody who had me blocked. This is my other gal. I was like, God, damn, man. What's it? I'm like, nigger, leave me alone. Check out my music. I don't want to. I don't like music.

Wow. I don't like nobody doing nothing with instruments. Bro, I used to, you remember when they used to give out the CDs? Like you go to just make a block, you end up with five CDs in the car. I used to come like, bro, I'm a Christian. I don't listen to that. Is this secular music? No, the nigga, no, bro, I respect. I respect. You don't even know what the CD is.

But that's what they hit you. Oh, this gospel. This gospel, number three, a gospel song. Oh, speaking of which, you gonna need this one then. You're like, no, I'm fucking right. Alright, man. Well, shit, we in the traffic. This has been great, man. This has been, man.

This has been long. Keep your great adventures up. Hey, man, I ain't doing no more adventures. We done. All right, bet. Only day you're gonna see me on is regular social justice work. We fight for everybody who ain't there yet. All right, 85 South Show.

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