The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Treat Her Like She Treats You feat. Mario Tory | Ep. 31

Episode Date: July 8, 2016

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Oh, to Michael Williams It's a safe game It's all right now I got to make it home y'all It's getting dark You know I'm on an expired tag Oh my nigga And my mama shit

The one I bought for her She's tripping She don't even want to do the little shit Why she don't want to get tags She forgot she said in that house like I knew I had the tag in one of these papers I got it for the PT Cruiser Then she knows she ain't got it

So did what she said Well maybe I didn't get the tag I know you didn't get the tag Ma'amor, you know that Chad be doing strange shit Like giving blood Like this diggers be like bro I don't even know I clean my blood

It to be giving it Like you know I ain't how you wooze She just didn't She didn't want me to have the pussy Like bro what you do today You know I went to the hospital gave a little blood.

Hey, we're in the studio. Shooting a new episode at the 85 South show. My nigga Clayton in this bitch. This is one nigga being my comment. Like, man, put Clayton on there, you bitch-ass, nigga. Put Clayton and Chico on there. Fuck you.

Hey, man, look, we do this with a fan, but that don't mean y'all can talk to. Man, put the cocaine and shit up, man. Come on, man, hey. Hey, hold on. 85. 85, hi. I don't want to be your stuff.

I want to be Why y'all would be comfortable You don't hit me I used to change all drinks on me You ain't got no brats You ain't got no brats You ain't got no ass That was the shit

That's even go crazy Welcome back to the 85 South show This is your man Carlos Miller Boy you know what going on Fuck you me Nigger who is you Him

Because I just want to be... Sing that shit. Shout out the trigger. Hey, that's how I knew that nigga was for real. That nigga came out and said, Which one of y'all going home with a nigga? Hey, that's some gangster shit, man. You're lucky I can't sing, man.

I'm fucking somebody tonight. It ain't even an option. Hey, we got my nigga Clayton English in this. Yes, yes, Clayton English, man. Come on, you know what it is. We got my man Mario Tori in this bitch once again. Oh, I got a new one too, aka Spider-Mane LaFleurre. Spider-Mano, LaFleur.

You change your name in the world. Which one of you? I'd change my name to the Doverman Pitcher Whitson. And my nigger, D.C. Young songs. It's me. Which one of y'all? It's colors. Young songs.

Hit them with it. Hit everybody's name. White quick. We go, Mario. Nika, what's wrong with you? This is close. Here we got to clean. Do you,

hold on, do the intro, do the intro. With the talking part, then go to the singing. Come on, give a. This CD coming out, man. This nigga on R&B shit. You all already know what's going on. It's your boy, Trey.

You know what I mean? We got an 85 stop show. Who's going to be on it? Yeah. What's this going out? Hope you're right coming in. Bro, everybody listening to the show, man. Trace Soles listened to the show, man.

Trayson's cool, man. No, I fought with Trayton. Trayson was in that movie Preacher's kid. Yeah, I'm just glad I knew him before he was Mr. Steele your girl. I feel like he won't even won't take none of my girls. Like, we got a rapport. Don't do that. We're friends.

Don't think that that makes you safe, though. I know I'm not safe. Your girl still could get fed. Oh, man. You got exempt from getting fucked by Trace. Who started that shit? At what point in rap music did it just become popular to fuck somebody's bitch? No, at what point did it become popular to talk to me, the listener like that?

You a bitch-ass nigga, I'm fucking your bitch, hey. That's on the intro. That's a lot of shit I got to do. Now I got to call her up. I got to take this CD back, explain to Best Buy. Why? I still buy CDs. This thing on the CD is fucking our bitch.

You don't put his bitch into it. He's fucking out of a bitch, man. Do you know him? Listen to it. Did he say YouTube? I'm telling you. Let me break some... Because we know we got a lot

of multicultural listeners, man. I need to get a definition from each and every one. Clayton, what is your definition of a fuck nigga? A fuck nigga? A fuck boy. Yeah, either one.

Either or I think a fuck nigga, that's just like you don't even fully understand the ramifications of the shit by being called that you just black out. It's the worst thing you could be called. So I don't know if it's a nigga

that get fucked. I don't know if it's a nigga that fuck shit up. Yeah, I don't know if he just fuck shit up all the time. or he, I don't know if this is older. Maybe he smelled like, fuck. Like, I don't know. Like, yeah, but it's nothing good.

Flat, what's the fuck nigga? A fuck nigga would be a nigga who fuck nigga? Mario. So that's a good definition of your book. Bitch be like, you're a fuck nigga. That's right. That's right. I think a fuck niggas a nigga who be lying about, just,

you know what a man that nitty just lie about nothing? Yeah. And it really wanted to just come out of you. Lying to you about shit that you was a part of. Shut your fuck-ass. You need this lying about shit. You know, I just got that, you know, man, it's in the shock, though. I got their 6-100.

Come down, Mario. Yeah? Right. Man, because I was just asking, because fuck niggas seem to, you know, that's what everybody seemed to be addressing these days. This ain't for no fuck niggas. No. You're a real nigga that you fuck with me.

Damn. There's a lot of fuck niggas that be just doing a lot of fuck shit. You're like, bro, you knew you tapped into your fuck-boy sentences to do some. Fuck, nigger shit. Examples. Remember when buddy did the shit with Karee Gervant? Fuck, nigga. That was a fuck-goy.

Hey, man, give me a blowhorn or some shit. Like, whirr-fung-knit-a-dog. And what you got on? Fuck-nigger-along. Yeah, fuck-nigle-a-long. No, he's talking about the party next door when he posted pictures with Kyrie Irving girl. That was a, that was a definition.

We didn't talk about. Hold up. Yeah, what the fuck is that. Yep. Nah-ah. Nah-ha. No, shit they got real, bro. Shut your bitch, that's up, dollar bill.

Hell no. This ain't what we plan right here. We said we're going to come up here. These niggas. But no, that's just like, okay, like, say for when Drake fucked with Carucci, right? When Chris Brown was locked up. Right.

He did it on the hush mouth and then put a name in the song. Now, that's smooth. That ain't smooth. That is, but I don't fuck you. But I feel like Drake is sliding. Drake will pull some slick shit and slide in anywhere. But I'm saying, that's just like you, enemy. We're not playing cool with this out. It depends on who on the, it depends on who

the receiving end in and the fuckery. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. The car start all the shit that the nigger's doing. Fuck the shit. What about these bitches? They fuck girls. Before we even go. Before we even get there. You can't be mad if Drake fucked your girl because you know he treated her better than you did. And he pillow talk. But the only problem is the only problem I have with it is this motherfucker be constantly calling reminding her that she could do better. She only

see what she's see in front of her just let her end up in isolation. No, this is how you knew Drake was a different type of nigga

when that nigga said just throw up while I hold your hair back. What type of nigga is that caring? Because I'm gonna push her ass out the car

like bitch don't get that shit on my seats. You know what man? I fuck that man. I, shots out the two chains. I fuck with

there you go. What do you do? I like when that nigga said fuck the bitch with my hands up. Give him a fuck the bitch

with your hands up you? You ever did that shit? Huh? I'm fucking bitch on my hand. This one let me know. This the lyric that let me know, Tuchin's on another level,

Nick, when that nigga says, she dark skin, her friend, light skin, you put us together, then it's ice cream, sandwiches, nigger. I don't know what the fuck that mean.

Fuck no. But that's on another level, you know, ice cream sandwiches melt. I'm gonna tell you what took me for Tuchin. What is? I was out to Tuchin. Shout out the Titty.

Man, that nigger said, I got a bitch who puts it so clean, you can go to church in it. I said, say that he did church now don't get me wrong

about what two got bars but he'll say some shit though what he's safe lie it's just say some shit though they putt to clear

I call lit the sonny like like that nigga wild lie like bro for real too jade wild

that nigga that niger that niger be saying some cold shit yeah my nickname is Titty boy a bitch got a half

a least a handful a nigger I can't two trades I just saying and that's in the middle of a verse that ain't have shit to do

Let me just say some old dumb shit. Like, y'all know my name is titty boy. The crazy thing, I don't like titty boy. Why do you guys have titty boy then? Like, you don't even like them. My girl ain't got no stomach. What? This bitch is sick.

How she is? She's an alien. That shit pissed me up. She's got a neighbor. Like, the niggins that every time they have sex, she's asking for a hundred. Nigger. You had a relationship with a prostitute. Oh, man.

What did she spit it on? Clearly it's not food? Oh, my. Clearly is not. I asked her, if she works, she said, nigger, do you want it? What? I asked you as you watch it.

Because when I went to school, money wasn't the subject. That made me have a good question. Like, why the fuck wasn't money a subject? I'm doing learning Greek history. But she said, do I want it? I said, bad, you hungry? No, you can have my plate.

Like, what the fuck? This niggas said. How do you do that? I like how two chains get straight to the motherfucking point. Two chains come on the show. That niggas say, all I want for my birthday is a big booed hoe.

He didn't say, it was one. It was straight a big booty hole Not a whole room full of business I want one big booty hole For me, it's my person Hey, hold on Who I black can't foul Ha!

We talked about this the other day Rappers got a lot of free time Nobody can waste people time Like a rap Nobody race the nigger time like the rapper Me too chate's called up to the Gucci store And asked about a funeral Like if I want to get buried in here

About how much we're doing it on? The white lady was like, I don't know if he's serious or not Just tell him half a million Half a million. All right. True. He hung up.

They don't know when. Hey, we were listening to a little flip the other day. And you were a little flip. That nigga said, right now me and hump negotiating about a rock. It's like, nigga, you can't afford to fucking rock. Why are you wasting this nigga's time like that? That nigga getting on 4th of July got down by the rock. Oh, my God.

What else he said? That nigga said, uh. It was a lot of slow. Who said, who was those juvenile that said had a meeting with the mayor? Yeah. Told him stop hate. Had a private meeting with the mayor. Told him stop hating because I'm a player.

Yeah, that niggins said had a private meeting with the mayor. Told him stop hate. He ain't talking to no man, my mom. Like, the mayor has more important shit to be worried about it. Like, Mr. Juvenile wants to speak to you, Mr. Mayor. Bring his ass up. Hold on this. Hold on this, this is just in.

Hold on this just in. We have juvenile on the line. Like, that nigga to text me. Hey, sir, juvenile's on line five. I remember when juvenile is on line five. I remember when juvenile. was the coldest rapper in the whole rap. Oh, yeah, he used to go crazy.

I always thought Juvenile should have had an interview show. That was part of the retarded his own. The way you break your bag yet. This nigga juvenile said, I didn't want the bitch to have my car smelling. So I hit her in the alley with some K-Y jelly. That's most smelly. Nigger, even if you fuck outside,

stinking pussy still going to stink. On your ass. You ever had stanking pussy on your stomach hairs? Yep. That shit nice. I hate the, push it that nut out and it looked like grits. Oh, me too.

I don't. Yeah, yeah, y'all niggins know what's going on. Y'all don't fuck the lot of bitches. That's yeesh. What the fuck? I don't know what that is. What the fuck? Look like grits.

Grits? What about squirtles? Y'all don't have squirtals before? Yeah, I had one. That shit warm as hair, man. You know what, man. See, I'm just going to say it because I'm a big fan of the squirters. It's pee.

That's shit warm. It's pee. You know why I'm not. It's warm as hair. I looked at it. I looked it up. It's like part. They pee.

Like, hold on, wait, wait. If you squirt at your house, who's going to clean that shit up? Don't leave all this shit in mind. No, that spot's yours. That's your spot, too. I'm talking about. It's going to take four towels to get that spot right. She squir around me, it was so warm.

I cut the light zone and I couldn't make her do it again because I was too infatuate on trying to make a squirt. Bro, she's like, Vince, how did you make this? Why is my hands so wet? You got to. Why is my hands so wet? It's like some Mr. Miyagi shit. You gotta not be there.

She squirted on my chest. I didn't know if we was in a relationship and what after that. The first time I didn't know what to do, so I just grabbed the newspaper and put her face in it. It was like, bad girl. Oh, no. Wow.

You don't know what we like at my house? I hate when you fucking a bitch and she started playing with herself as you fuck her. Like, move your hand, bitch. Like, it's already a lot of shit going on. Like, why are you here? Wait a minute. Like, move your hand.

Move. I got to know this. You ever had the pussy that kicked you out the pussy? Yeah. Like the pussy's muscle. flex up and just throw you out the pussy? You're like, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. It always throw you far too.

And when you go back in, it's your bitch. You're like, whoa. Shoot your ass out of it. Like, bitch, I was out of there for real. I didn't know. How did I get in the living room? I thought it was a lot of air.

I didn't know the pussy had a spring in it. This bitch got an ejection budget. She can kick you straight out of there if she wants. Most definitely. Pussy got some safety features. I like, that little pussy got some safety feature. I like that pussy that be grabbing your dick

That's a Volvo pussy. Like, I love that pussy. That's a pussat. That grippable pussy. That pussy got some edges on it. I like that. I like that grippable pussy. Because when you coming out of it, it'd be like,

oh, don't go nowhere. You're like, ooh, I love it. This is the hashtag, nigga. What, grippable? Hatshtaggripable pussy. If you got that grippable pussy, it's grippable. Don't lie either. Don't lie.

Mm-mm. Hey, ladies. You know. When we asked who got the good pussy. We're not asking for none. We're just trying to make sure it's some in the area. All right. So when we ask, don't act like you're obligated to get it.

It's really to boost y'all confidence is to give you a chance to come forward and be part of a larger group for the greater good. There's a community. I think this would be a great time. You always talk about the shit because you never make actions. GPP.

This is a great time for us as black men in unison to talk about some things that haven't been discussed on a nationwide scale. Like what? Like regular pussy. Like we talk about the squirrel. and the good pussy all the time. We don't never discuss that regular

blend Monday night pussy. Like, you know, it ain't even really good. It's just a person. The regular be like on the 3rd. Yeah, just some of that. It's like a Thursday. Like you get a Friday afternoon. No, could Friday be heading to the weekend? You know you're going to get a good pussy on the Friday. It's like Thursday.

That's a little gloomy. Not even put. I'm talking about when you have sex. You ever have sex? No, I'm talking about you're talking about just the average sex. Wait, wait, wait. You ever had sex, my nigga? Just having. It's the difference between fuck sex and making love. Yeah, I'm talking about that

that you, the pussy you can't fuck you just have to have sex with it. You've had to have sex with it? Kind of like slow motion and grab the bitch and you ain't breath it all right. No matter what you do, it's still gonna be the same good. Like it's the same all the way around.

Let's take them to do it. So sex is just, that's running the mill that's nine to five. Yeah. Yeah. Like what you're doing right quick? I don't really have since. Just punching the clock. I'm fucking like I ain't trying to have sex.

You didn't have sex before. But I don't fuck that a lot of bullshit, pussy, too. That was probably sex. That's a fuck. That's sex. But it's not really considered sex because in my mind. Because sex is random. Right.

Fucking is somebody you fucking. Check this out. When you have sex, you don't even give a fuck. Your brother is. Babe, don't trip. I need to be real with you. We did have sex. We did.

But she ain't going to say, I fucked him. She's going to say, we had sex. You ain't got a word about it. If she said, look, we had sex. It depends on their vocabulary. Because a lot of bitches, I know, sex is not in one of them. I'm telling you. Like, bitch, we had sex anymore.

Oh, we used to talk. What the fucking? That's cold for fucking. I don't know how to talk. I haven't talked to no. He gave me a massage. Yes, bitch. You sucked his dick.

Is there a difference? Is there a difference between vaginas? Black, white, any other? Yes. Yes, it is, brother. That's why them slave mouth. We couldn't let our black bitches go. That pussy was too juicy.

Give D.C. two minutes. Just go ahead. That shit is crazy. I fuck the white bitch and it was like at the bottom of the toe or the pussy pole. It's like right at the bottom. Our black bitches are so high. You got those,

you got those Puerto Ricans and all those two that are fuck you up from time to time. But black pussy is the best. But I did fuck a white bitch who brought that pussy back up on the scale a little bit. I was like, okay. Because they're at the bottom.

Okay, so we're just gonna go on ahead and keep it 1,000. Black pussy does have magic in it. We attested that. Bitch, even if you're Puerto Rico, you got a little black in you. Ah, that pussy is nice. Black Pussy got magic in it. Yes, it does.

It does. I seen it. I tasted it. See, my bitch is black, Brazilian, and white. She got Brazilian pussy, but she's black. So she's going to black. So she's going to black. You got the birthday ice cream, it would be chocolate, vanilla, and straws it all in one buck?

You ever, ever charge? Like, for real, like, for real. You get some of that good, it might put you back on your feet, man. Like, for real. Ladies, y' y'all could do good out there. Hey, bro, you have had some pussy so good. It made you know how to sing a little bit. Have you ever put up with somebody?

I like the black pussy's smell. And you want to the niggins that don't get a different smell than white pooh. What black pussy's this smell like? Black pussy's smell like, you know, struggle, defeat. You know, it's smell like, it's a little bit of anguish. It's a white pussy smell like senile. It smelled like overtime. You know, the white pussy's just smell like overtime.

You know, white pussy smell like vacation. You know, beach. Sea water, salt. You know what I'm saying? Sea water. The black pussy smell like a lunch break. That bitch smelled like work. Like the break room?

That's hard. Black pussy smell like the defense officer. This nigger said, black pusses smell like overtime. Get the fuck out of here, man. I haven't ran into no stank of white pussy. I ain't either. But I'm saying it's a different. It's a different.

Hey, when you find white pussy this thing, it's smell like drugs. It's just cocaine. It's heroin. I'm like, why this pussy's got? black lips. This is putting been high in heroin. This is special.

This is ketamine. Did you want to laura tan? But no, man, I like, I don't I didn't kind of witness a lot of little pussy. I even hit a French beach. She's like, oh, the dig is so good. That ain't, that's a terrible fresh.

That ain't French. I swear she was like this. She was funny. She might have lied to you. I swear on everything she was French. She was from Yugoslavia. She just ain't want to do it. Actually, I had a chick.

That's just out like a freak-ass. That sounds like what you want a girl to do to your dick. You go slavia. No. You go slavio. It's like you go slavio. We get into the room. You go slavier.

I'm saying that. Like, bitch, where are you from? She's trying to let you know. She gets that. I'm from Yugoslavia. I am. Like, bitch, you give him. How was it, man?

It was amazing. Wow. Bell grat. Shout them out. Shout him out. You go slavio. So that was some of the best white pussy's you around? I don't know.

I think some of them. Man, shout out of Texas. Some of the best. Some of the best white puss I ever had is from rich-ass white girls. You know the ones who are parents and shit don't love her like that? They just buy her BMWs and be like, bitch, go stay in the condo. Yeah, that's the best pussy, because she'd be lonely for real. Yeah, like when you leave.

I like one of them who that think about sex a lot. So you know that pussy, you know what I'm like, you think about it, but you don't get it like that. Just think about it. Like the best pussy's like this guy. Some motherfuck who want to know what the nymphal. Like 2,000. She had an expedition to two pit bulls. Right.

It used to ride around with the pit bulls. That's crazy. They love their dogs, though. God damn. Maybe I ran one of one of the white bitches, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know they say a nigga around their friends because she said it's so just flowing around. Hey, bitch, hey, we ain't that cool?

I have punched your ass, but you know what I'm saying? So you wouldn't let a white girl call you a nigga? No. I did before. I ain't going to lie, man. The word ain't really that serious to me. It depends on the context. It depends on the day, man.

I could be like a werewolf. I could be like a werewolf. Like I could literally be. fine if hearing somebody say this shit like I don't even know what you are to be saying the shit and then other days like if I hear the word nigga I could literally like Mike rip your throat out with my teeth

I think I was texting her I was like a full moon you don't know what you gonna get am I in a good day some days I don't feel like a nigga I just helped out sometimes they'll set you up the kids I don't feel like a nigga but today I just you know what I lost a little money

fucking around doing some shit I wasn't supposed to this bitch was getting on my nerves and now you want to say the shit you know what I do feel niggery right but I tell I texted I was like what are you at you coming so like nigga calm down I'm coming I had to call her dude that's what I'm saying because they will put you in a situation

like who are you talking to? Like on the tech nigger you coming to get this pussy how are you going to check it? I didn't get what they say I ain't mean it like that whatever like bitch that's not say it right I'm gonna fuck the shit how you get here it's not gonna stop me but don't say that shit but you know places like California like Asian

people be saying nigger more than a motherfucker out there like yeah I'd be see it I'd be like and they be talking to each other and I'm like shit y'all niggas got it I guess I don't know if y'all want to be niggins it's a different I don't know come full I haven't to fight y'all should we even give a fuck should we just even keep entertaining this shit? It depends on the sentence

if we're talking we should really what should we do man it depends on the sentence because if somebody say Trump niggas saying I just I just I think everybody should be on warning if you choose to use the word the repercussions they could vary and you don't know

it could be as varied as somebody saying hey you know what man you're my nigga too or it could be the extreme where you just punt you get punched in your fucking mouth I've had my moments

of the nigger shit and whipping somebody ass they ain't gonna change right right tomorrow but it felt good when it happened though and they're yeah you still feel good

yeah yeah yeah yeah it shouldn't bother us that much and then it puts you in a problem it put you in a yeah but that's what I'm saying I just think you should be prepared right for whatever

just know that it could could you could say it and the next thing you were saying is how did I get on the floor that could happen you don't know who you're saying it but that's what I'm saying it just seemed like at this point when you hear somebody saying nigger you know what they're saying it for it's to get a reaction

so shit we keep giving them in reaction see it's hard it's also hard because you got people who you got the young people who think It's nothing. It's fine. Everybody should be able to say it. But then you got black people,

especially down south, older people that's actually been called a nigger while being, you know what I'm saying? Niggas and got lynched, and you saw motherfuckers getting called niggas and they burned it down to churches, calling niggins. I don't think a nigger is going to change

what the fuck they did lynching and killing you anyway. No, I'm saying it's not, but I'm saying the people got to realize, the youth got to realize now. They're saying, well, it's fine. Anybody can say, you got to realize it's still people alive.

That shit ain't that old. You know what I don't. That endured. That lived through segregation. That's what I'm saying. So you can't discredit their account in what they've been through. But when do they stop for them don't? Because it is some angry-ass black people.

I'm here to hate white people. I'm going to tell you that now. But they can't do shit but hate at the crib. No, they can do it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I ain't really seen too much of that because one thing, we can say we hate white people. I have been around black folks.

I hate white people. But you know what? They ain't going to no meetings. No. We ain't got no hate white people meetings. Who the fuck got time for that? It's hard enough. We're trying to make shit happen.

And ain't nobody got no unnecessary time to take out and go hate. Extra to be hating your way. Hey, get your hate uniform. We're going to meet Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7.30. Make sure your sheets are clean. Make sure you got the right boots. Make sure your wife poke the holes in it. I can't.

I got to pick my kids up. My kids got off the bus and flag. But how bad do you hate these crackers? I mean, I'm mad. I'm just as mad as you are. I got shit to do this. See, that's the problem. White people get together and hate.

As niggas, we can't. I got to stop by the dry cleaners. real fans and pick my goddamn I ain't gonna be able to do all that hate shit right now. All right. Speaking of niggas, speaking of niggas. Have you seen this? They got another goddamn O.J. Simpson series. Hold on. Let's just

can we give it up for the ratings for OJ? Because just O.J. Simpson. No. This is like eight shows. I'm not giving up shit for O.J. Simpson. See what it is. See what it is? The charts. Last year, I would have gave it up for O.J. Simpson.

We're not giving O.J. Simpson We're not giving O. A.J. Simpson a motherfucking thing. nigger you didn't see it for part one the first series this nigger said that oj got so famous this nigger forgot he was black yeah did you hear them say that shit fuck o j says we knew that though fuck no we knew that no that niggas said it though and that's what a downfall came with oj he lost that black

when you motherfucking down when you uninstalled that black chip that app that black app yeah you go on talk about when you get successful. What's some shit niggas can do to stay real with it? You better keep your people close to you. You got to. I mean, the ones that was close to you when you didn't have shit. When you didn't have shit. Not no new motherfuckers, not the niggas is

oh, let me work. No, no. Go back to your mammas and your sisters and your brothers. Yeah, if you picked your people, that ain't your people. Right. Or if your people picked, like, hey, you know, I do a county. You can send somebody to school to do a county. You can send somebody to school. In your family. In your family, if you

got bread. Um, Stay away from white bitches. That's the only way. Okay, all right. May I, can I stand up and say that? No, you can say that from white. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. When you say some shit like that, you know you got to go into detail.

Like, where you get that information from? Did you see somebody fell fucking with white bitches? Stats, statistics. What do you get this from? I think that most of the successful black men, if it ain't tied to white bitches, it's tied to cocaine. And not as times of the time, if you got, if you got cocaine, you've got a white bitch somewhere.

All right. So they need to go back to the white bitch. dicker tiger woods bro i was just about to add white what the fuck happened to tiger wood you know what happened can i tell you what happened can i tell you what happened go ahead first of all let's understand this man got a billion dollars right

to all the top okay so you got a billion dollars you probably gonna need a billion dollar bitch not a bitch that costs a billion dollars but you need somebody that's around a billion dollars that could be that know how to act around a billion dollars but he was trying to be cool and mess with the little bitches that work at bob evans and, you know, shonies. Yeah, he like, he liked the little,

he liked the little girl to gather the carts. Round the way girl. At Target. Yeah. Yeah. Perkins. He like a little Perkins, bitch. You know.

Dollar General manager. Yeah, there's go. He liked that. Got them wrong. Well, see, that's where you go wrong. Because if you got a billion dollars, you need to stop skimping. You need to go ahead and call the laboratory

and make them clone you a bitch that look just how you want them to look. And make it so she ain't got no vocal cords. You ain't got a deal with no talking back. You got a billion dollars. You should utilize. your billion. I would have a whole island of bitches that was beautiful and gorgeous and could only say their name. A bunch of fine-ass Pokemon, a whole bunch of bitches. That's all they can say is their name. A billion dollars. I like that. I'm saying. I like that. Welcome to Pretty Private

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A lot of niggas. No, no. I think a lot of niggas ain't never had them. That's what it is. Look at O.J. Where O.J. was from? Well, he was born and raised. I don't know this information.

Some country and shit. I don't know why everybody looked at me. They went down the line. Wherever he was born. I ain't even pay my phone bill. You got to think, man, back then, niggas wasn't allowed to fuck a white bitch. They didn't even loud to look at it.

You whistle. Nigel, your head. So basically, this shit is still very. kind of knew once you put it in perspective, right? Except for, you know, all the white women that was hanging around them jazz musicians. It was always the white women that had a fire day way to the hood.

We was in, I was with Cab Callaway. Oh, my God. He rolled up a little reefer. Oh, my God. You know, we had a little party, you know. What do you think the perception is of seeing a successful black man with a white woman? This shit too hard for niggins.

No. You ask it. First of all, I didn't even know the question. I'm glad it's a woman, for one. For one. That's cool. I mean, you got to ask. I think, I think you should never chase a color.

You should never chase a color. You got to go with who's going to hold you down and who's going to be what you want. I don't know. That's all I mess with. That's weird. That's kind of, yeah, you're limiting yourself. I don't know. Okay, what about you?

Could you see yourself in a few more years in the rate that you're going? You're already successful young black man. Now, you're doing shit, you're blowing up, you're rising, you've got movies and shit coming up, you got 85s coming out, so do you see yourself in a successful future having a white bitch? No, I plan on having a bitch that I know I don't deserve.

You think I'll have you a ride of that bitch. No, I don't want that. I've worked too hard. I want you to see me with my bitch, and you'd be like, that bitch only with him because he got money. Yes. You want that? You think that I worked hard to get money to not have that type of people? Yes. And then if I lose it, I want her

to leave, because that's what she's supposed to do. with you for the money. I don't give a fuck. Why you think I got the money? That came with the money. And who you're with? I just want my whoever I'm married, I just want her to be able to fuck other women with me. But what if it

backfire? That's my idea. Whatever color she is. What if it backfired? You don't worry about that? You don't worry about it getting stole off? Because he ate it up. Well, back to what he said, I got the money. I bought. There you go. Remember, some of the coldest shit I ever heard when Nina Brown said, cancel that bitch. I buy another one. Wow. I'm going to tell you the

code the shit I ever heard on the movie was four brothers yeah 3,000 Mark Wahlberg yeah Mark Wahlberg and got them Tyrese and all that

when the dude came in the rest of the running he said nigga you don't pay a bitch to fuck you you pay her to leave I was like ooh shit I said damn I was called I don't like when they leave

you gonna leave me after we fuck you can take the pussy with you and the money No, alright. Okay. Man, I ain't gonna lie. I gotta get the hell up out of the hell. I ain't lying.

Yeah, no. Go on here. Yeah, I got a call. Poli looking for a nigga at. Really? I don't know what these four got going on. Yeah, yeah. Damn.

It's a bullshit, though. Hold on, don't go. You ain't got no one. You ain't got no one. You ain't got no bill bomb? Because you know they try to trick your ass. Tell you all, you all you do come down here and see you come down. You go?

Okay. Yeah, I'll just make a show. Yeah. Yeah, they come up You're good I go down there Like nine times Yeah

Yeah They try to get you down there Just come down here And uh Sign this Yeah Yeah People tell me what going on

Like Bro I got Yeah We got to go Man This is This is the 85

Real shit Go down This is the real shit Ever Real shit happen Let me slide over Yeah You got to

Yeah Jackie Y'all be good Hit me Let me know What's up Everything straight All be safe sweet

Let me know everything is All right I hope it is The fuck Shit crazy Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Hey man

Cut that out Hey man That shit wow man Get your shit Get your affairs And all the black That's how it goes though man You never know what might happen

Man life comes Life yeah This shit real I am man I hold my nigga straight Me too You smoke another one with him We need to I think he's going to be all right, though.

I think so, too. It's probably just some bullshit. Yeah, they don't like to see you, Shan. They don't. They don't want you to have a bigger pool than Kanye. They don't. Why is that, though? I mean, yeah, it's cool.

I mean, just big as what I'm saying. Like, why is this even the standard? Why don't they want you to have a big-ass pool, man? A big. He don't like that, though. Hey, man, y'all, y'all been supporting DJ Kelly? Supporting him. He need to support me?

He got more money to me. I'm just saying, like, he got on a call. What do you do? Now, he just went on a tour with Beyonce and shit. He sent this long-ass Instagram pose. Like, thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Wow. All that shit.

What he, what he's? DJ Call didn't even rapper, you know. No, but he'd be saying that he got songs, but he has songs that his songs, and he don't say shit with other people on them. Yeah. Major Key. Stop saying that. Like, DJ Callie.

That's what he's, I always thought. I always thought he was annoying as fuck, like way back before he got. I never really liked him calling me. a nigga. We the best, nigger. Are you a nigger? He not, though. Don't call me that. I don't know. Where does he have a DJ? Fat Joe, Don Carter, Jena. Yeah. Fat Joe

a gangster. What does he have a DJ? He's been DJs for a lot of niggas. DJ Callis. Some say Cali, some say Khalid. But I'm saying, is he a DJ or a producer? I think he's a producer and a DJ. Yeah. But I thought DJs be at the party.

Y'all ready? Drakes free for Ford. That's the DJ. That's a producer. actually make the shit. Right. Like Mani Fresh used to be a DJ and a producer, but he ain't never called himself DJ. I mean, he just said, Mani, man, that's a good guy, man.

Fresh, fresh. I don't know. What the fuck Fresh Ben? What the fuck, bro, we got to get Manny Fresh. Hey, hold up, man. This is the 85 South show, and this is a podcast for niggas

who was grown when cash money records took over for the 9-9-2000. This was people who got a cash money tattoo. This podcast for niggas who still consider they sell hot boys. This podcast is for niggas who got a true tattoo with the sideways art, niggins. It's for somebody with the no limit tank

on their back. This is a podcast for the niggas who got thug life on their stomach, but they don't got fat now, so the t-gones, so it's a hugged life. If you got the rough riders are, you ain't never had a bike, it's for you. This podcast is for bitches who got Pulprins tattooed on it.

That is stretched out and looked like bear prints. Exactly. This is a podcast for women who got stretch marks on their titties for real and it just looked like a tattoo. That's who I'm talking to. Lightning titty. This podcast was a bitches who drink smart water.

Still retard. Yeah, damn right. Stupid bitch. This podcast is for bitches who got a metro phone and an iPhone. The iPhone don't work, though. You just keep numbers in it. And connect Wi-Fi.

Connect to the Wi-Fi. Yeah, yeah. This is, I'm telling you, duh. This is a podcast for niggas who got to clean the seat all before you can ride with them. That's me all day. All day. This is the podcast for niggas who go to the Waffle House

and don't want shit by the sausage biscuit. You could win the McDonald's, man. You know what's funny is, hell, though? It don't matter what the fuck we talk about on this show. As long as we tell these people who the podcast is for, they fucking will. Shout out to all our day one fans, man. We got people who've been supporting the 85 South Show

who started off like, you know how we all be saying some shit Like, oh, the 85 South show is for niggas who work in the kitchen but your sister drop you off at work. Like, we had some niggas been listening to us so long. They don't even work there no more. Damn. They grew up.

Like, niggas done came up. You better get up and get out and get something. Like, they came up a little bit. I'd be getting Snapchat's all the time. Niggas be like, hey, bro, appreciate that motivation. Just started my new job. One little nigger hit me. It's like, bro, 85 South show funny as hell.

I'm nervous. I got baseball trials tomorrow. Nigger hit me back. Like, nigga, I made that shit. Bitch-ass nigger. You know what I mean? I mean, like, the people who listen to this shit just know that I fuck with y'all

and I love to see that shit. The long way. Like, that shit makes me happy, man. The long way. Like, can we get, we got fans. Hey, I'm gonna say this too. I'm gonna say this about you. I'm gonna say this about, you know,

the people affiliated with the show and the people that pop through, man. I think everybody that come through here, man, we genuinely like to see other people up. Right. We talk a lot of shit because that's what the fuck we do. But we like to see people up, no matter what it is, even if it's just a little bit up.

Man, yeah. Dude, you don't understand. We got fans hit us every week from fucking Australia, the Middle East, Dubai, fucking Iran. That's love. See? Oh, niggia. Oh, Uzbekistan.

They love us in Buccarest. They love us in Buccarest. They all up in the UK. Buccaress. All up, we pop up, we're popping so hard in Africa. We have some people in fucking Cameroon. That's what I got people that's spending Lyrus, Yens. Man.

Demmer. Derms. Yeah. Yeah. Deutsch Martens. The old food Pounds, nigger But you know what?

The fans is actually Who make us who we the fuck are Because nobody If they didn't believe What's some of the coldest shit You didn't seen From your fan like Fan love

Like I was at the Denver Impri the other week Nika made me a case A fucking beer mug With my name In the Wilden out logo on them I got one for you Go ahead Chocolate covered strawberries

With my face on them bitches Check my Instagram You want to see By Keisha Blue Yeah, Baltimore. Strawberries by Keisha. Baltimore.

I like Baltimore, man. Y'all talk a lot of shit about Baltimore. It's a hood, but it's a cool-ass place, man. Man, I had some crazy shit having to me in Arizona, man. I had an Arizona man, shout south of Phoenix. I was out there rocking, man, and rocked out on the show. I sold all my merchandise. I ain't had shit.

I ain't have nothing. I was standing out just had my fucking marker. And the girl said, damn, you ain't got shit? And I was like, nah, can you sign my autograph? I said, yeah, give me something to sign at all. She ain't had shit. pulled a titty out. Wow.

Signed that baby. She took a picture of it, sitting to me. And we end up fucking like the next couple days. Bro, that's dope as hit. You had signed off on it. Hey, bro, it'd be the fans that make you feel like you made it, man. Yeah. I'm talking about people just pull up on you and drop your bag of weed off

because they know you ain't got no gloves. Oh, that clothes, that closed-fisted handshake when he gave you that depth and he put it in that. Yeah. Canadian is good for that I always love my Canadian people Canada co-girl in the class And I mean to shout them out too

We get a lot of love in Canada I had a show one time man I was doing the show Killing that bitch Old dude bawled up a goddamn 20 He was laughing so hard He bawled up a 20

And threw that bitch on the stage And I was like Oh you know you ain't getting this shit back And that nigga bawled up another When they threw that I said nigga Keep doing it Hey this is this a dope-ass story

One night I was I was at the punch line fucking off I was doing some jokes and this dude he was like man he sent me some food I did you know how you do just jokes fucking around I guess he thought I was hungry or some shit he bought the nigga a bunch of food he was

and then he gave me his car he was the executive at Coca-Cola so he gave me like three hundred dollars and was like holl at him him and his son I never forget that shit damn yeah and why would you did you holl at him? Nah man come on man should hit that man up we could have tasted out out of new coat who would have known

all the new coat and it's all It's always cool when somebody pour their titty out, too. Anytime you get to see a titty because people respect your fun and that's dope. Especially an unrequested titty. Yeah, if I didn't ask for it. Unsolicited. Yes. And, you know, it was shocking because it was people, it was in public.

It was probably pretty, too. Nipples was all pink. A nice-ass ass. I don't care if it was in public. I was Hispanic, Hispanic. Yeah. Latina, whatever she was. Little Goya.

She was mixing. A little boyia. What else? Yeah. Got a little mithal. Hey, people would be really willing for you. you to stay at their house, too, don't. Like, you get a lot of office.

I'm not staying at my house. Like, I don't even know you. No, yeah, I usually have everybody to stay at my house. Well, nigger, your house need to be clean. Right, right. Let me see, what else? You ever go to people crib or and kick it like after party and shit? No, but you know what?

That's the thing. I will say this, man. You're on the road. I do that shit all the time. You got to make that decision. I don't do that shit. I can't never make the decision because it's like, okay, I have to decide in this little bit of time.

Right. Are you okay? Yeah. If I go to your place, is it really going to be cool or is it going to be some shit that I want to leave immediate then? And I always like, you know what? I ain't even going to put myself in the hell.

You know what I'm saying? Have you ever been on the road and been into some shit? Oh, yeah. I got a with a feeble or some shit or just any kind of got a little beef with someone. I don't know. I don't remember when buddy went and was fighting in the Waffle House?

Was you with me? When he was fighting in the Waffle House? Maybe you weren't with that, man. The dude was fighting the other dude. We went in one of the dudes from the function or whatever I don't know who he might have been to DJ or whatever but he was like we're gonna go

we went to Woff House to get something to eat he saw a dude he ain't like and it was on site in the Waffle House and they was just fighting and like he was looking at us like why we ain't help him and I was like I did look like you had it

what are you talking about that it's always like I try to stay away like I don't be on no negativity and bullshit I didn't get into a fight with a nigga at the gas station in Memphis though it was his nigga was on some shit he was just twerk out of his line bath sauce and something this nigga kept following me

around and pushing me and shit and he grabbed my shirt and he ripped my shirt nigger up this nigga ass in this game yeah you had to yeah why was he doing that he recognized you no I was trying to use the bathroom he came out the bathroom he walked straight up to me like who the fuck is this dude who fuck is he I'm walking off and I walk to the rest like hey get buddy trying to start some shit so I walk up to the rest then I walk back down the aisle like hey you know laughing like man get the dude so the dude grab my shirt rip my shirt Yeah, you gotta fuck him up. Hit that nigga with them goddamn 17-38.

17-308. You gotta hit that nigga with that fettie-wob. Nigger, poot-p-bo-bo-d-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo. You know, when I go on the road, man, the way shit's so dangerous in that, man. I don't need really be fucking off-fucking. Man, I was in New York. I cussed this dude out, though. I thought he had took my debit card.

Damn. I had it on me, though, and I felt so bad after cussing him out. but I still didn't go tell them that I found it because I had to be shit. Hey, being on the road, you're kind of scared sometime, man. You'd be out there by yourself and you start thinking, like,

I'm a long way from the crib and shit. And I got a pocketful of money. A little money. Handsome ad nigga, the bitch is like me. And this nigga been liking us since 10th grade and she can't even finger the button. He sees that she ready. Hey, fuck around and get your dough kick.

Yeah. No. No, buddy apologized. Buddy said, fuck me. I hope you find it when I was cussing him out and so I'm good fuck you and I hope you find the wallet man

Hey man Shut up to all the people who start the shit But don't never want to really fight Oh you start the argument And apologize ass nigga What happened to real old school fights anyway though Nothing You don't fight no more

You go to jail now White people fight You get sued White people fight You get drunk they fight I like the way white people ask questions Before they fight like Dude you want me to kick your ass

You want to do this? You want to do this? You want to wear, you on a rumble, bro? You want to do this? The matter they get, the gayer he gets them. You want to go outside? Dude, I'm a skull, fuck you, and then I'm going to put my thumb in your ass. What the fuck are you talking about?

Like, put my lips off. Right, right. Right. Right. What the fuck. Why did you say that? I can't wait to beat the shit out of you and then kiss you. Right.

On the lips. What? And look at Chad, got your leg crud. Like, you're a bad bitch. Joe, get that on camera. Please flip that around. We caught you, nigga You ain't got comfortable

That nigga was true Nigger hormones didn't kicked in This shit Right No, that beer I'm feeling my I'm feeling myself I'm feeling myself

I don't know I just ate some chicken earlier Nobody said I'm feeling myself Ah Boy, bye That's hilarious Much love to all the ladies

Who listened to Beyonce for life instruction and still ain't got their shit together. Yes, stupid, bitch. Just don't confuse Beyonce's brand of lemonade with your brand of lemonade. Bro, this is the 85 South show,

man. Hell yeah. This is for bitches who got to drink Minutemade lemonade. All right. Damn right. This is a podcast for women who wear a size

10 tennis shoes, niggas. And an 8.5 of men. You're motherfucking right. This is for the girl. Girls with extra long toes who could do unnecessary functions, like pick up shit off the floor with their feet.

Hey, bro, this podcast is for women with big titties who can only sing one song. Like, she only sound good singing that one guy now. She can kill that Alicia Keys. She can kill that one. That Alicia Keys, kiss me like the last time. Yeah, yeah. She killed that shit. This is for the podcast for bitches who got hair bumps on their nipples with no hair covering them.

I was just about to say, this podcast is for bitches and it looks like pimples on your chest. Mm. I like the little titty women don't ever laugh at little titty jokes ever how you notice that? But you know what little titty women are the sex? That's that 1970 shit. It's 59. You just smoke cocaine and they hit up a little top coat.

It's always funny. You ever notice it's always funny as hell when a little titty pop out like if it just slide out of the straight. My titty popped out. The bigger they are, the more offensive they are. Right, like, ma'am. A big titty fall out. Man, your titty out.

motherfuckers be scrambling covering kids eyes oh shit the lights off what is it get your ass turned out of the car hey who was that comedian who was like you thought they raised up about janet jackson titty what if i read the oh yeah that's pa mooney that's pa mooney that's pa mooney all the white people know just be like oh me me me me i've been waiting me i'm gonna tell you what i like about pa mootie pa mootie said hey pa mootie said james brown are like an old chinese woman. Old black Chinese woman, nigga, I cry.

Yes. Old black Chinese woman. That nigga said, Paul people say you're too harsh. You don't have to be that harsh. And you could, you could cut it down. He's like,

I'm not cutting down shit. White people ain't cut it down when I wanted to go to school and they say you can't go to school because you're a big nose nigger. Oh. You don't have to be. Shout out to Paul Mooney.

You know how tough you had to be back in the day. Paul Moody said that shit about the Titanic, too. That shit killed me. Man. You can't flow with you. That took some tough skin back in the day, boy. But Steve Harvey got the funny joke about the Titanic. I don't even fuck with nobody.

What a nigga said? Nicarve-winning. Nick, cool in the gang. Ain't going to keep playing as the shit. What a black band, you know. They'd have been unplugging. Sugarfoot! Unplug all this shit.

Wrap that amplifier. When the nigga kicked the bitch, bitch, bitch, moot. Oh, nigger. Fuck that. Shut out, don't know, Steve, man. There, yeah. Hey, buddy. Sometimes you just got to reminisce on great comedy.

That shit, that's like our songs. That's our quotables. Yeah. Who else, man? What's some other funny and shit? Um, some shit that make you laugh on the day. Uber everywhere.

I'm gonna tell you what me. We're motherfucking laugh. When people actually take their house charger with them? I take mine every guy. I do too. That's the, you mean back of the day we ain't have no fucking phone

and you didn't have to, it's like a phone there's responsibility. You don't want to get caught without it. You ever notice, like when you're falling about the dado, you're a barred charger from any goddamn back. Excuse me, sir, with the bloody knife in your hand.

I know you've been killing niggas all day, but can I use that charge? My phone on 10% my nigga, please. And you know what? A suicide bomb I let you use it. You know what? Here you go, you can use this shot? Sir, sir, I hate to interrupt you.

Why you got that dick in your mouth? But can I please borrow your goddamn charge? You got a fad, right? Let me please bar that chuck. Oh, that goddamn time. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast. Man, we've been here for fucking how long?

This shit, three hours long? We're in this. This is a telethon. Man, marathon. We got to wrap this shit up, man. Anything you want to say in conclusion? Oh, man. What was the point?

On today's show? We're talking about a lot of shit, I don't know. I don't know. You know, sometimes the point is to be pointless. Right, that is. You know? Bro, this is a podcast.

The point is so broad. For people who don't even remember what the show is about. That's what I'm talking about. Like, we'll start off talking about some shit. Then we just go, like, this shit. Man, we had a whole. Yeah, we had a whole. situation, you know, part of the show, he's going to be all right, he's going to bounce

back, we're going to see D.C. and a few. We show everything. Yeah, man, we got to stay prayed up for D.C. man. Why did you turn it into a vigil? But we need to, man. You instantly made it most serious. No, it is. Before I was like, he's going to be all right. Now we got to pray. It's no matter how serious it is. We still don't pray. We got to pray. We got to pray just to make it today. That's why we pray. Pray, pray, pray. We got to pray just to make it today. See, that's what happened. That's what happened.

Like, the music and the, you remember the shows and music used to be all about staying together? Man, it's like, fuck you, bitch. You know what song you made me. Ain't nobody fucking with you? No, this song that made me feel like anything was possible. Like, I could come up and be somebody one day. Because fish don't fry in the kitchen.

The beans don't burn on the grill. You're a motherfucking laugh. You leave some beans on the grill. They're going to burn up. And the fish going to fry. Nigel, where else do you fry fish? Who's going to go outside? It's cold.

Bitch you live in the 16th floor. Open that window. It's going to smell like fish here. We'll open the window. Open the goddamn window. And keep that fish in that goddamn coffee can on the stone. And check on them. That fish grease.

The fish grease. This is the podcast with niggas who grew up back in the day smelling like carcene heaters when they were to school. That's right. God damn it. Your grandma had the wood burning stove. If you ain't got no cast iron skillet that's been hand down from generations from making cornbread for underground railroad travelers,

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Mother fucking, right. Why did they make a new route? You know what? I bought me a dashiki off Instagram. Right. That shit was way too short. I was so disappointed. That shit was a halter top.

This motherfucker gave me a cool-ass blouse. This shit's supposed to be long. Nick, I got one with doctor pockets. You got an RN outfit. You got a nursing outfit. Hey, I own some real shit. I don't know who we got listening to the show today, but if somebody make Dashiikis, can I get one with a hoodie on that bitch?

They got them with the hoodie. That's the one I ordered. It was too small. That's what I want. I want the bitch with the hood. They got them. They got them. Sponsor this, sponsor us, Afrocentric people.

We got everybody who listened to this show. Ask for some shit and watch them hit you on social. Can I, um, I like smoothies? Oh, shit. I like smoothies. I can't get the word out. Hey, man. Can't nobody be pissed off drinking a smoothie.

Saw that d' that d'ning. My famed tone ex taught me that, man. Ain't nobody. You ever seen the motherfucker motherfucker, man. Hey, motherfuck about to shoot up some shit They need to have more smoothies Okay, well let's

You like smoothie king smoothies I like smoothie king Watch this Big up smoothie king For keeping the motherfucking smoothies smooth But I like playing this smoothie Because it's closer to the house also So they are both equal

They can I can be swayed I'm not gonna I'm not gonna guarantee you a free smoothie But I know that we have at least One listener who would at least Give you that fucking card Where you can buy one and get the other one free I don't you know what

I'm to the point of Like, well, I got my own smoothie money. I just need you to throw in the ad in. Throw in the ad in. I want the energy. Free. And I want, uh, what you call it? What's the one?

Immune. Immune booster. Right. I want immune booster, protein and energy. That's the beauty of the 85 South show. You ask and you shall receive. What you want, Mario? Oh, man.

I want a nigga just to sell me some rims with my catalog. There's a nigga out there with some rims for 80s. You want some swangas? No, I don't. I let the Texas people. I really don't. I don't want them. I really just want something nice that look like I don't sell drugs.

You know what I mean? Because, yeah. You want the 84's poking out at the club showing up? I want somebody. Give me a. Somebody selling me a blue pit too. I need a. Oh, try color.

Try color. Yeah. Who got to hook up on the gold gorilla pills. Gold gorilla pit. You got to be one of them. The pills to be taped to the gas station. Glass station vibe. The exact location.

If anybody confused about it, Mario, can you confirm this? If you're looking for them guerrilla pills, they're to the right with all the other shit that don't, they got the ginseng root in the bottle. The naked white man on the pack. They got the naked white man on the pack. They got the Ken, no, they got Ryu from Street Fighter fucking Chun Lee. Y'all better stop taking this goddamn gas station by the aggregate.

Hey, no, I want to take down. No, no. You don't take down. No, no. You put them in other, in the bitch's drinks. You don't take them. They get their nipples. y'all niggas bill cosby fuck

bro I ain't not know I didn't say I do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that man You look at the last time I don't see two old

Every time You was in the goddamn truck Clayton in the front with that bitch And I was in the back With the mother two holes This is the 85 South show I don't know what the fuck These nigga talking about

I don't have nothing to do with that I thought that they was I thought you took the The gas station bagger shit Um, matter of fact, hold on. I'm gonna get the fuck on now. Give me my gold gorilla with the smoothie.

Put it in the smooth. Put it my shit in the smooth. Matter of fact, make a gold gorilla smoothie. All right. Let's ask for a little more shit, then we're going to leave. All right. Anybody who got to hook up at their job, you work at Macy's, you work at Cinnabund. I need socks and drones.

I'm talking about. Endlessly. I need uniform pants for my children. You remember when we used to do this shit in the mall, wait to somebody about to quit and then just go get the whole hookup, they don't give a fuck. If anybody about to quit their job, you got to hook up on some. auto parts or whatever hollered us at the 80 fasts and I need a

cause watch from T.J. Max. Hey, we need, I'm trying to get a I need a waist trainer too. I need a medium. Hey, how about any? I need a medium long but the bitch tall. I need a meat. A tall waist trainer. A tall tea waste trainer. I need a tall thin one. And I just, it makes you know what, I, hey, make sure

it work on your waist. Right. Some of them I saw it. It was up too hot. I was like that. Yeah, I didn't see a bitch my teeth is tucked in there. I was like, this is not a bra. A high waist halter time Titties were sweaty as hell Oh Anybody work at Kmart

Ain't they closing all them shits down Just let us have some of them There's a lot of shit closed down forever Sports authority closing Hey let's go ahead and keep it all the way 100 If you're stealing and you need somebody to buy this shit from Us and 85 South shit we'll buy that shit

All the low lives All the boosters Kids I need a kids 10 I need a girls 8 I need a men size of lemon. I need a little boy six. Okay. And I wear a 10 and a half a shoe.

I'm in the market for shit they don't make no more. If anybody got any old iceberg sweaters, holl at me. I realize it's summer, but just hollet. Hey, if anybody got a motherfucking fat form of a little suit that I could get, or any kind of platinum foo boo with the fat Albert and the Cosby kids, hit me on my personal email. I take some Paco overalls. If anybody got them Carl Kinney jeans with the belt still in them, I take it.

Hey, can I get some of them slick boy jeans with the eight ball on? You know what I'm? That's some old shit. Can I get a, anybody got South Pole? Come on, man. Drowles. I show up with some, uh, Dada on my back. This nigger head, man.

You're going to act like you ain't had a whole mecca outfit. I ain't going to say shit about that. I see him. Give me a duckhead. Give me the Jaboz with the strap on it. I remember. You're my fucking right. I need them.

I had them before. The on strap. I had them before. Oh, they was colored straps. They was only... Somebody sell me two pair of Reeboks soldiers for $89. Now. Right now.

With the gum bottle. Right now, nigga. 54.11. Matter of fact, I take a 10 and a half in British Knights, nigga. Nigger, somebody sell me some Sikonis right now in light blue. Sell me a goddamn pair of wallabies. Nick, so stop bullshitting all the time. Come on, man.

I ain't bullshit with them no more. Give me them old first kangaroo boots. Nick, I'm about to give me some Eastlands on you, nigga. Give me some of the Timberlins. It's not to tell them, not the work booths, the chuckers. Mm, quit playing, man. If anybody work at Foot Locker and they got the hookup on them, old Air Maxes with the flat bottoms, hook me up.

I don't even know why we eat at boozy, like foot lockers on the shit we got. Nick, if anybody work a pay list. No, fuck that. If anybody work at the athlete's foot, holl at me in the music. You know what, let's take it a step further. Because I, you know what, I think our podcast. This pretty much, we're going to do five more minutes. I'm going to do five more.

I'm going to fuck it up. I'm saying. I'm just begging. I got you, what you done? I got it. I'm saying, I'm saying. Our podcast is far-reaching, so let's reach all the way. Let's reach all the way.

Jordan, people making them Jordan shoes. Put a little quality into that shit, man. They listen to the shit. For real, my shit don't need to be scuffed up once I get them immediately. How they scuffed up out the box? Who wore them? Don't test my shoes out. I trusted that you made them right.

They don't need to be tested. And use leather. All this stuff ain't done. They got a pair of Jordans. They got some, I think they twills. coming out with a wool on me. Nigger got a sweater material. Wool.

That's bullshit. What you said, Mario? I want to go a little further than that. Go all the way. It's far reaching. I think we can see that we'll reach it. I know that we'll reach it. I'm going to places y'all ain't never been before.

Go ahead. I want to reach deep out to the ratchet bitches to work at the Popeyes and the Delta gate in the airport. Go ahead. D gate. I need you, ladies. I need y'all. That's all.

Bro, that's not no far reach. I know for a fact they listen to this show. I know they listen. Because I was over there and I told them to listen to this shit. I know they're listening. No, on some real, real shit. I got a question. Shout out to everybody at the Atlanta International Airport

because they show a nigga way too much. Oh, let me say this too. Let me say this. They just stepped their motherfucking game up. You get through that security line quick as shit now. I'm telling you. They got me through there. I'm talking about I got there like I had about 45 minutes to catch a flight

and I still got through that bitch. They get me through that. There's a trivia question, too. How many Popeyes is it at the Atlanta? It's a good fucking question. No, man. It was one in the bathroom one time. I went in the stall and it was a whole little pop-upy.

No, but it is one right outside the security line. Yeah, that's another one. I'm going to tell you what they ain't got one in that E-gate was spirit at. Damn, sure. They ain't got shit. They got a missus windows in that. Nick, they had some bread. Bochangles.

Nick, they had some bread and some sandwich meat laid out over there. And they were charging $2 for you to make that on a song. You motherfucker has a meatball biscuit in that. Nick, it ain't even no seats over there. There's some neglected parts to the airport. Hell, yeah. You ever got to the airport too early

and then motherfucker the train don't work? You're like, bitch, how the fucking train don't work? This is how you know you're on a cheap-ass flight. When you get to the airport and go to your terminal and you can just smoke in that motherfucker? Like, nigga, these were all yelling than the motherfucker over here. I knew.

I knew. I knew I was on a cheap airplane when they was like, hey, man, everybody pick up all that shit. We ain't got nobody coming in the cleaning You brought it in here They take it out Nigger, you go straight to the plane You got to the plane

You got to climb on the goddamn Frontier charge you for everything Anybody ever flew jet blue before? Nigger what? Them big stupid ass small How to play big and small? They sold me the bathroom seat $69.

Nigga I did have one flight on JetBlue I had to sit on the goddamn jump seat I thought I was about to be got down Hey Frontier charged you for everything Oh we didn't know you're wearing shoes That's an extra $25.

Nigger, you need a seatbelt. That's 10. You're only taking cards. Oh, you're breathing? Oh, you brought a carry-on bag? Oh, you're breathing? That's $6 to breathe. Oh, you know who to fuck I'm mad at them?

Spirit. They show you that menu of all this shit that they don't have. Yeah, that menu. Like, nigga, we got some good-ass turkey sandwiches and some sliders. Like, nigga, I'm fucking with. But not on this flat. Slip that shit over. Then that's all the West Coastbound flight.

Bitch, we're going to L.A. What are you trying to say? Hey, you know what? What? Delta. Talk to him. Why the fuck y'all be out of cookies, man? Like them Biscop cookies? Oh, my God.

If I could buy them somewhere, I wouldn't need you, motherfuckers. They sell them at Walmart. Well, they ain't the same. But they are, they're not the same. No, when you're at how they taste it. That's what I'm saying. It's something about the air pressure. The altitude.

The altitude. And then when you open that pack and the ass, it comes out of a little bit. Oh, man. It enhances the flavor. Yeah. This is the 85 South show. We got two more minutes of begging, man. Anything else, y'all, nigg.

Oh, motherfuckers. You didn't get excited Wait, bitches The people at Mitchell and Ness I didn't bought a lot of shit from y'all motherfuckers And you're always talking about We ain't got that this season, it's out of Get me some of that old shit y'all had

I know y'all still got some of it Let's do Fuck you, Mitchell in Ness All at Mario Much love to all the niggas Who wear jogging suits all the time I don't know why I just wanted to tell them niggas, hello

Yeah Shots out to the nigger who don't go to church because they're uncomfortable in church pants. Right. Much love to all the ladies who have to put powder on their breasts. Now it look like you're about to fry them tetties. Shout out to everybody who I did getting dressed up is a polo shirt. Right.

And just a polo shirt. Just the goddamn polo shirt. Where are you going? We're going to go to out there church. Much love to all my niggas who wear a belt on the last loop. You look like a psychopath. Shout out to the dude that wear the braided belt and still let the long piece hang. Hey, much love to all my niggins

Who think wearing socks with your sandals You're going to change it, bitch, you still wearing Sandals. I like these sandal socks now. No, man, stop it. Your feet hate you. Shots out to the women who still let them Chinese bitches charge y'all full price for pedicure

But you got their dead toenail on the head I'm glad you brought that up Because I was just about to say Much love to all the ladies Who liked the way they pussy smell I like me for me And if you don't like me You ain't got to come over here

Oh shit This is the 85 South show I am your man Carlos Miller Hey Clayton English In the belly Hey man Mario Torrey up in this Bia

Shout out to my nigga D.C. young fly He went to handle some business It don't matter We out here Business gets handled every day B What you got coming up Clayton where you at Nick Talk to him from the future When does this come in man

When does it come on We don't never know We might drop this shit tomorrow. This shit. Look, I could be anywhere from Manchester to Connecticut to Irvine, California, to Area 51. They got me doing comedy for aliens. They're trying to cool them niggas out.

What they're doing, bro? Man, them L.A.S, look, they came down here, and they're like, look, we're trying to get the fuck out and see what's going on. They got them cooped up. They got them cooped up. They don't take people ready for them. I said, we ready for them.

We're ready for them. You know how many ugly people running around here? They ain't no different. Naga, I can't waste it. The man in black is real. That's real. That's real shit. Fresh Prince and all of them niggas really can be fine.

Hell, yeah. Hit me on some social media, man. At Carlos M-K-A-R, L-O-U-S-M. On Twitter, Instagram, Carlos Miller on Snapchat, Facebook. Mario, where you at, bro? Man, listen, I'm everywhere, man. God is good, man. Traveler, just follow me.

Let me keep you up with my shit, Mario Tori. That's on all social networks, Mario T-O-R-W-R-W. Follow your boy, man. I'm everywhere, you hear me? Hell, yeah. We're coming out, September, it's dropping Kevin Hart. You already know. Damn, right.

Much love to all the people who listen to the show and they want to sponsor this shit, but nigger, we'll take whatever you got. Whatever it is you got. Hey, man, we used to split chicken sandwiches. They was $1.50. Budget $7, nickel bag, white out.

I hope the chicken sandwich last through the night, child. Yes, sir. Yeah, so much love to all the people who are watching this shit, all the doctors, lawyers, entertainers. You know who be listening to this shit? Sanjay Gupta. Exactly.

I was just about to say that shit, bro. I knew you would. Yeah, yeah. We're trying to get Anderson Coupe on this, dude. Man, there it is, there is. Wuppie Goldberg listened to a little bit of it. There it is. Hey, Wuppie Goldberg, shoe game ain't be on point.

She got a lot of phones. Bro, some real shit. I was just about to say, yeah, go ahead. Just letting y'all know that a lot of people listen to the show. I don't know how serious y'all take this shit. No, no, no, I know. I know. You listen to the shit.

came from Ministers of Saturday What? No, bro. You bullshit. Oh, dog. What's up? Old dog, listen to the shit. Hey, hey, look, hold on.

Hold on. This is my part right here. Your dog, you're strapped. Yeah, you know it. Let me see your piece. He wore Chauccey ass. Charsie still ain't been out. Clayton, guess who listened to the shit?

Who else? Tip. Tip. Tip. Tip. Tip. Tip. Tip.

Tip. Tip. You can't get Ti out and listen to you out and listen to it. Tip like it. Tip like it. Ever since T. T. We need to get them guys together

We need them to squash that beef That beef is so unnecessary That nigga beef with himself on the whole album Man He called himself a whole ass nigga At one point I think Tip holes got gold teeth Yeah

Yeah that's the difference And here's the difference Nick we almost had Lisa Ray on this bitch I love Lisa Ray Lisa Ray Was a cool last check Guess who we gotta get though You gotta get young dro on this

Got to get Man can we please ask him about them salamander sandals I have been looking I wonder what he did to make bitches think that bitches think I'm pimping and linen and salamander sandals

why they think that the dirty South hikers Atlanta the 85 South Shore I was mad as fuck that that nigga had all that tight-ass music then he came out and said dumping and punky monkeys don't nobody stay with my mom with a bunch of junkies get them niggas out your

mom's house damn shots out the young dro everybody listen to this shit I love this motherfucker. Shouts out to everybody who listened to 8.5. Y'all are making this show what it is. I'm telling you, everybody is.

Making this show what it is. Bro, we're trying to get Will Smith to start back listening. Yeah, yeah. What made him stop? D.C. What did he say? He's, did being D.C.? Just being him?

Yeah, yeah. Denzel Washington. Jay to still listen, though. Jada's stayed. Jada never loved. Guess who listened to this shit? Motherfucking. Tarajia.

No, Scott. Scott, Kanye brother-in-law, Scott. Oh, yeah, yeah, he listened. Are he listening? We're trying to get to Roger to start listening. Any white dude that was ever good at basketball listen to this podcast. Jason Williams.

Stephen Nash. Everybody. Dirt. Dirt. Coul. Right. Kurt Rambert. Hey, we got a lot of niggas on the Falcons who listen to this show.

But they ain't nobody you really know like that. They just on the team. Shout out to the Falcons. They barely on the team. They just hanging on. Yeah. They may not be there next time the season rolls around, But they tried.

Bro, guess who we're trying to get on this bitch? Cosim Reed, nigga. If you don't bring your smooth, cold ass down here, your smooth, cold ass, boy? We tried to get Bill Campbell, bud. Damn. What about Arthur Blank? Can you get Blank?

I have Chad reach out to his people. Get Ted Turner in them, too. Yeah, yeah. See if he can get the cartoon network. Bro, this really wouldn't be no A-Town shit if we didn't get Evander Holyfield on it. Oh, man, you got to get EV. Come on, man.

He got barbecue sauce, don't he? Yep. Tastes good on pig ears. That's what I heard. I started to get Abdullah the butcher to come. You should. Is he... It's his son, ain't it?

Yeah, well, we just... That's one of the people... I'm sorry, that's one of the people I don't know if they did or not. You think we should get cool... I was about to... At least a Town Ledge. You think we should get cool ace. Yeah.

But you know what? I think we should get one of the old lad, Chinese women have been running one of these beauty supply stoles for years down here. We should. Wouldn't that would be dope as fuck? Just the beauty supply store lady. Y'all want

A-Town trivia, too? The first chicken fillet was in Greenbriam ball. That's real shit. Real shit. Who knew that? I didn't. Serving chicken with attitude.

That's what made them hire all them young kids who read the Bible now. I want to give a shout out to all them hood bitches who just walked through there with them loud-ass cheap flip-flops and they'd be dragging your feet.

Yeah, that shit is scary. Y'all bring your ass on. Yeah, exactly. Family and flip-flops. Yeah. All right, man. Kids are pajamas in your way. I believe that's it.

We have asked for everything we want. You don't want shit else, right? Man, I don't need nothing, though, really right now. Next week, though. Something different. Hey, any ladies who are watching this shit, you don't even have to look that good. If you're decent and you know you good people, holl at me.

We might as fuck around and get some wings. Snapchat me that pussy. I'm looking for a new girlfriend. I just want somebody to DM me some tennis. I'm tired of fucking, you know. I ain't getting them, no more dick, because I know the dick good. You're going to have to really earn.

earn this dick if you want it though take me to take me to red lobster that's what I'm saying seduce me hey seduce me new uh the I want to say she gonna work for this me I'm treat them how they treated us that's the new movement you got to fuck me I'm gonna make a way the whole nine days you're not just gonna make me feel like I'm a I'm gonna let a see about dick but that's it that's it I'm gonna wait and I'm gonna say now you know what I don't think we should be doing this I'm gonna wait the whole nine days I can't stop stop stop oh that's my spot I'm I think we're moving too fast.

Yeah, saying stupid shit, like, you ain't going to respect me. I want to just be in a relationship. All you just try to do it fuck me ain't your girl. Right. That's what I'm telling me. You don't really like me. You got all kind of dick you be fucking with, don't you. Why don't you tell one of your little hos to fuck you?

Right, right, right. You call one of my little dicks. Yeah, tell her that shit. We're going to do all that shit. Treat her how she treats you. Right. 2016, hashtag that. Treat her how to you.

I don't eat a pussy like that. Right. Oh, he pussy like that? You ain't my girl? I wasn't raised that way. See, so you just think because it's just late that you was just going to fuck me when I came over here? Oh, so you figured because I was over here and I was in the bed with you with my dick out and I'm hard. And I'm about to put it inside you?

No, girl. Wow. Just because I'm drunk. I'm not that stupid. Wow. That's what you think? What type of guy you think I am? Damn.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. You're going to put the dick in and wrong and be like, damn. So you just let niggas wrong you? Wow. Wow. When you start this shit I bet you do everybody like this

Oh you let everybody wrong Treat her how she treat you Hashtag treat her How she treat you I'm Mac Dre on these holes What I look like Mr. Frank fuck for free No dough ho

You can't fuck with me And you let a fuck shit On call for two days Just gonna text it back That goofy shit Wow Wow So that's how we're gonna do it

Really? Really? Wow I'm trying to FaceTime You just text her back dots So you ain't see my call? Oh, wow. Okay, you know what?

Since you got, since you're doing it like that, I tell you what? Don't send me your titty. Lose my number. Lose my number. Wow. Don't send me your tithes no-bo. I made you wait. So you're just going to wait a whole nine days and get the dick and leave on the 10th?

Wow. See, this is why I don't get my dick out like that because I said I wasn't going to do this no more. Because all you bids just want it is one thing. It's one thing. That's all y'all want. Y'all out here, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, don't even want to get to know nobody. You don't even know who my mom. When the last time she asked me how my day was?

You didn't ask me how I was. Wow. Wow. You ain't even going to ask a nigga nothing. So just come in and pull my dick out. You're going to let me wash it off. You're right. You don't know what this dick been going through.

Wow. Wow. Don't grab me like that. Wow. Don't grab me like that. You don't have to choke me because that shit was hurting. Mm-mm. Don't be putting my dick in your mouth all rough like that.

And don't pour my beard. Don't do that. I just got it done. Wow. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. We in public. Oh.

Really? So you're going to just pay for my food? Like, I'm not a strong black man. Like, I can't buy my own shit. I don't need your money. I've been to fuck them up. I can open my own door. So this is the only soap you got? You know, I just can't use any soap down there.

No, my dick's sensitive. So what happened to the other guy on my left over here? Where is it? Where is it? Oh, so you don't understand. So your girl used it. So let's call her. No, let's call you bitch.

Let's call you. No, let's call your hunger. You said, no, let's call your bitch. You're saying to you? Wow, so you're really telling this thing I'm just your best friend, really? Wow. So you only got one picture, you only got one picture, you only got one picture, so I'm your homeboy. Okay.

I'm your home boy. You serious right now? Okay. So that's how we're going to do it. That's how we're going to do it. No, since I'm your home boy. I'm your home boy, right? No, that's what you said.

Okay. That's what you said. Okay. So you don't open the door for me no more? Wow. That's how we're going to do it. Okay. Wow.

You're going to sit up here and flex in front of these people. Like you ain't have both of my balls in your mouth this morning. Like you ain't have a mouth full of my ball. Treat her. So you're going to treat you. I'm so sick of broke bitches. Oh, my God. I'm going to tell you something.

Every time I come to here, bitches be all on me. I'm saying, a bitch by you one drink and act like she supposed to move in with you. Get a nigga, chill. God, that did. Damn. I'm just saying One little funky-ass beer Hashtad single-nickle Darius

Right Tell her girl by Tell her bitch Treat her How she treats you You damn gross All they want is some dick And pussy

Pussy ain't even all that They'd be all the hype and all this book It ain't even all that For real She ain't gonna do nothing but take you to the Cheesecake Factory factory They buy you with popcorn, shrimp, strawberry lemonade and they try to get that dick about you.

And they come so quick. They come so fan. Oh, my God. So, play. Why did it come so fan? She bought you a watch, too. You'm talking about this watch. Nigger, I'll let me say you the one she got me.

This one? This one? This one? The one she got me, nigga. Oh. Our watch? Really? When was the last time she was with you?

Because I was with it this morning. Hey, look, look, look. I know I don't know you like that. but I'm just calling you because your number popped up in my girl. Look, we don't have to be out here on no foolishness.

She's playing both of us. Right. You can clearly she'd been used to this. Look, I know you don't know me. Look, why don't we just get together and have a coffee or something and just talk about how this bitch ain't shit? You know what?

You know what? Sometimes I should have listened to my inner instinct and something told me you wasn't shit. You know what? My ex told me. When I talked to her about her, my ex told me that she wasn't shit. When you told me about it, I knew.

When you said punking, I said, not that punking. And look, I'm out here stupid. I'm out here forgiving this bitch and trying to bill with her. And she got me out here looking stupid. And I don't pick, listen, the bitch brought her kids around me. Oh. And I like them. The nerve of this bitch.

They call me daddy and shit. The nerves of this bitch. Treat her like she treats you. Treat her like she. Treat them like she. they treat us. What do you say? Treat her how she treats you. You treat her like she treats you.

Hashted. Yeah. Oh, now, can I get a to-go box? I ain't gonna eat out of this. I'm just saying, I'm really asking, like, I mean, is it possible for me to see you before 12, 30 at night? Right, I'm just saying. Is that possible?

Like, am I not good enough to go out in the day with? And I'm so tired of chilling. Like, I don't want to come to your house and chill. Let's go do something. Let's go do something. Let's go spend some money. I mean, do you have to be around your home girls all the time? It's just like all the time.

It's just like all y'all do All y'all do is sit around and watch reality TV Like put the fucking game there I mean are you fucking your girlfriend Wow Every time I look at you got that phone in your hand Got that phone in there you go Why don't you just go ahead and flex for your little folks

Why don't you post your little tithes or whatever See before your little girlfriends got them You went acting like you and you was all up under me You was all up under me No oh okay Look at your Instagram Wow Add shot

Check your DM check your DM Thirsty A Thirsty A With your thirsty ad going to Kroger 5 o'clock at this shit Titties ass Sink Titties ass Sink Sink Sink you thirsty You're thirsty you're doing the most

For a hundred and some likes For a hundred and some likes Ain't nobody fucking what you like But you got only two pictures of me on your damn Right right Right and then it's just my shoulder It's over the shoulder They don't know who the fuck I am

My dad told me you with you This man just Shinnika Adams me And I blurred my face out I got the wrong You added me wrong Right Why she didn't tag me I mean you put me in the caption

But you didn't tag me in the caption Man these whole is amazing. Oh, man. These holes really amazing. Treat her. How she treats you. That's it.

Dead ass. Dead ass. These bids will look you right in your face and lie to you. So you're just going to put the rubber on? Right. You're just going to put the rub on. Oh. So you're just going to put a rub on.

Right. Talking about she can't, talking about she can't get pregnant. I came over here and you had rubbers already. You was planning on fucking. Why she had rubbers on? Hold on. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I thought you said we was going to watch a movie. Right. Netflix and Cheats. What is all this refa and shit? All this heinous. You try to get me fucked up. I don't try to get me fucked up.

You think that's going to work. She tricked me because I was at her house and I had got a little tipsy. I was too fucked up to drive home. I had, you know, I had got too fucked up. I couldn't drive home. Next thing I know, she's taking my drawers up. I woke up. I had on one of her shirts.

Exactly. I stood up her pussy over my head. She got puss all in my face. Pussed all in my face. Put it in my lip. Put the pussy right in my mouth. All they want is some dick, man Treat them how they treat you

There you go Hell yeah Then they're hung girls ain't no better Every time you look up Want some sad dick Right I always want you to fuck them on the side I mean respect my relationship

First and foremost And then first of all You ain't got nothing I can sleep in Nothing Nothing Bitch got the nerd A hand me a lufel I don't you know motherfucking

Lufo on my nerves The bitch gonna hand me a Palmer Stone I'm going to scrub your feet. No, bitch. No, I use that little crunchy thing, and that's it. You know how I like to watch my ass. But what you said earlier, that shit did have me mad. She ain't had no boy soap.

Boy soap. I'm like, bitch, you know. What's this, dove? You ain't got no ice. It's a hotel. Irish Spring. You get you to the hotel soap? Right.

Break me out. I got eczema. Right. My soap need to be green or blue. I can't wash my ass with nothing left. White don't clean me. And you know what really is. And you know what really is.

pisses me off, man, when they come over your motherfucking house, and then they put your fucking toilet seat down. Leave my motherfucking toilet seat up when you got here up. Leave my motherfucking toilet seat up. Leave my seat up. And why are you using my tissue to pat your pussy? Either you're shitting or you ain't.

Don't be wasting my tongue. Don't waste my god. Don't waste my tissue. And they're used so much of them. Bless their heart. All bidses do is all they do is lie. All they do is lie, get new weed, and Sweaty ass getting fat. And look for dick.

Sweaty ass being fat. As been the same sassy in ninth grade. I think. No. No. My booty getting big. Bitch your stomach getting big. You know what it's not.

Yeah. You're just spreading everywhere. You're getting big in general. My hip spread. Bitch. You spread. Wide face head. Look at the whole hip head is.

What we're going to do, Clayton? Treat her. How she treats you? Hey, this has been another magnificent episode of the 85 South Show. If you didn't learn shit today, you dumb as fuck. Because we dropped some game. We dropped it all, niggas. You were a fucking idiotist.

It was a jules, man. Nigger. Treat them out. Nigger. Shout out of it. Thank y'all for having me. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

We're out here. Let's go. Hey, we got to give a shout out to Uncle Steve for letting us be in this bitch. Man, that's what's up, man. We're closing in on 30 episodes, bro. We got to still a fucking party, man. That's the one. We like, we got a couple more.

We're going to put, we're going to do something special. It's something. We need to do barbecue something. Man, we're going to do some outside shit, man. We're going to tell, we're going to tell fucking B. Harvey to tell his dad to send us a grill or something down here, man. And then you know what? Let's get our kids to go out to us. We should have asked for a green egg with them green egg.

I know he got a look. He probably got some little gift baskets or some shit he can give up. I should have asked. I should have asked for that dog that the Grinch got because that nigga could pull a sled over here. I need that now. You need a, you should. Go on here and get that bitch before we leave Hey, uh, shout out to, uh, I need that little

that pooch that was on the grish. Shout out to everybody who got to hook up on purebred puppies. Hit us on the email. Even if they ain't pure. Even if the blood a little dirty. I'll take a little dirty Sprite pit bull. I buy pit bull with no paperwork on it. I don't give a fuck.

It's a little muddy. Hey, man, we're signing off. This is the 85 South show. Once again, this is a podcast for niggies who don't know what the fuck a podcast is. You're going to learn the day. Mario Toy, we're out of here. You don't play in English. That's it.

We have this bitch. Yes, sir. 85. Oh, man. 85. 85. 85. Hey, high, hey.

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