The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Turn It Up On They Ass Karlous Miller! w Mario Tory And Navv Greene | Ep. 170
Episode Date: February 17, 2019Karlous Miller calls up the Atlanta homies, Navv Greene and Mario Tory to talk about everything that’s going on from The Blackface scandals, to Black History month greatness. Karlous drops a few fre...estyles with J.0.N on the beat and Karlous Miller checks up on the 85 South Show crew to make sure they’re living right. Navv remembers being a broke little kid and Mario Tory keeps it enlightened reminding us that a Black man invented the car! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Let me ask, hold on, you're talking about, let me ask the people.
Ladies, what are you thinking about a niggins who's sitting like this?
You see how I'm sitting.
Why are you?
This is a man.
No, that nigger, you came late, Chad over there sitting like this, just swinging their foot.
I don't need a nigger doing me.
Do yourself, because that's what the people.
want to see now if you are here doing me with hell who gonna do you and now you fucking
up how i do me you stupid dude i seen that niggins doing my joke and left the part off
oh dude shit a nigger bombed came off stage you know the nigga ain't say nothing like shit that's a
part of the game i reached you know just a little doubt oh man ain't worried about that shit
i didn't ask you i didn't ask you anything brother i didn't i didn't ask you how you felt about
shit I just reached my hand out for depth like right I said leg crossing then we got pink
fucking duress then you got feet dangling it's a domino effect you got feet
dangling yeah I get it yeah he's on too I heard Craig tell the bitch that he
was a red bone oh I feel like everything that they thought we were doing we
should turn it up on their ends because that's why everybody had to make it for
in front of us black face and shit nigga we ought to really give him some shit
We have to really.
Like, but we should do it with so much class.
Clare.
We should just be barbecuing 24 hours of all that stereotypical shit they think we're
gonna be doing.
Just niggins just riding around all hours in the night.
Music, loud.
Two, three in the morning, just shit.
And now he fucked it off.
And then I'm like, damn, how you gonna do half of the joke?
You should have did the whole thing.
You're cheating these folks.
If you're gonna take my shit, take the whole damn thing.
Don't take the part that you like.
that you like because that's so goddamn lame and that's for you boy I know you
watching the joe the tities of life do-doo do-do do do tithes is nice uh the tithes is like do-doo-d-o-o-o-o-o-oh.
We don't never make no song about the little boobies but they like them little orange and shit.
I call them some cuties
And if she seen them
Tell me I just grab on them too
Because the little titties need love
And that's what I do
I just be scooping them
And grabbing them and pinching them
And twisting them
And kissing them and licking them
And doing stupid shit with them
Damn
That ain't right
But man, them titty since I'm right
It's like the titty
Then gave me life
Do do do
Hey man, turn this shit off, right?
Turn that shit off, right?
Welcome back to the 85 South Shore.
You already know what we're doing, man.
We in here being creative, magnificent, extravagant, extraordinary, magnificent gentleman.
You know what I'm saying?
We're out here just respecting women.
Got to do that.
Being faithful, not cheating, because that's just something that black men don't do.
We don't have to cheat to get our point across.
Ever, you know, probably never will.
Never will.
Loz, what you said, why do we have our phones locked?
Man, just to protect our grandma recipes and pictures of the family.
Gravy recipe.
You can't let this shit.
It's because our main lady nudes in there, and we really don't want nobody getting access to that.
I mean, do you really want people seeing the type of shit that me and you be talking about me a lady?
No, I'm doing this to protect our livelihood.
Because you know she's going to act a goddamn fool
If somebody let the goddamn python out
If the python get out
She's going to delete a whole Instagram
Because she's going to be
That's exactly where I was getting it
Welcome back, man
We got Mario Tori in the house tonight
85% what it is, baby
We got Nav Green in the house
tonight after 2019
How y'all doing, man? Alive
We ain't caught up in a minute, bro
We ain't caught up in a minute
But guess what, man?
We see each other doing our thing.
I see you doing your motherfucking thing.
8.5 South.
See my black brother's doing something fucking positive
and rocking and making money.
Yeah.
Nick, I'm happy.
Yeah.
We try to keep the show real positive
because it's a lot of negativity
that goes into being a black man.
Oh, you know what I'm saying?
And like I say on this show all the time,
don't just be a nigga.
No.
Be a better one.
Man, be a polished nigga.
Come on, bro.
Don't even try to steal that.
The hoodies is already being made.
Motherfucking tried to sell me a hoodie or some shit I said.
That's so goddamn disrespectful.
What is that quick-touch?
No, they don't want to be like, brus.
Baby bird.
Lo, fuck with me on me.
I ain't made it yet, but I got a few dollars.
I'm like, bitch, if you don't goddamn delete my shit.
Off your shirt.
Nigger, then did a whole comedy sketch to my joke.
Nika, do your own jokes.
I don't need no goddamn hell with this shit.
You thought you was putting me in the game by doing some...
Nigger, stop.
By putting your...
That's niggas shit.
That nigger doing sketches like a motherfucking.
I'm not joke.
Nits, sit your goddamn ass down so much.
Did he CC you?
CCC?
The nigga tag me in the shit.
Oh, me, hey, bro, I don't need nothing that thing with that.
Hashtag quit touching shit.
Yeah, I'm just trying to get you some exposure.
I'm just not that nigga who do all little extra-ass shit, bro.
I'm not.
Y' all niggas sit around and just performing other motherfuckers material.
That's terrible.
That's super extra.
With my voice.
He's just acting it out.
Oh, you extra extra extra.
So me telling the joke is playing.
Uh-huh.
He's just acting it out.
So like we do on the live tracks.
Yeah, I didn't ask you to do this.
I don't know you.
So low, he's middleman and your shit from getting to a TV.
No, because he fucked.
I posted a young nigga one time.
I was like, oh, he fucked with me.
That's cool.
Let me post the shit.
But now that I got a million followers.
He wanted, he did.
I think everybody got them trying to come up off me.
You, fuck y'all.
I ain't posted shit for you.
A million or a million.
No.
Bitches who ain't, I ain't even know, like my shit this way.
shit this way you think you want to do some promo bitch no that beard shit don't work
trying to get me to post some beard pills this niggas who got beers don't take no goddamn
pills i got 62 beer oh oh yeah got damn pill to grow a beard if you got to take a pill to grow a beard
i got you gonna have a beer i got more i got both like to stop working all kind of oils bro
then he's like to take a pill for your dick because you brew your beard now your dick don't
work they're fin of you selling flat tummy tea and all that shit on your page you're
They're going to try to promote you out.
Man, I'm telling you, man.
Herba life, all that shit.
I had a bitch ask me, you might posting my weed page?
Weave.
Wee.
You think a bitch to come to my page ain't about weed?
You're talking about the shit to go down the hand when it come a weeve?
I know, ma'am.
What do you say, bro?
About what?
You had.
No, I'm not high.
What you say?
That's how I get with you.
I said.
Whatever I said, I said.
I didn't want you the thing I ain't.
I know you said, son of them.
No, but that shit was cold, though.
How soldier boy came out of nowhere and just were like,
nigga, I had the greatest comeback in 2018.
Then he turned that bitch into the greatest comeback of 2018.
Shout out the big soldier, boy.
Drake on.
Big Drake on.
I call him Big Soldier.
Then sometimes it be Big Draco.
Yeah, I call him Drake.
Because I feel like the nigga did all this respect.
Man, the man said he put a lot of facts out there now.
The man dropped some facts.
He did.
Now, the facts are there.
He did.
And it was hilarious.
History, man, it was entertaining.
I didn't know that little nigger was that funny.
Right.
That she was entertaining.
But then again, I kind of did.
Because he always had some funny-ass little song.
Because he's a young cat.
Like, when you were young and you hot like that,
that's why he kept jumping up.
Any young nigger always want to show you in the phone.
Let me show you something.
Look, look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that right there.
What they say?
And that's all young niggas want to do.
When that nigga got the arguing on Instagram with that other
Oh, man.
And took his coat off.
Nigger.
And said, pop-p-p-p-p-p-pull-up, what?
Well, am I the only one, nigger, when they be pulling the guns out door?
I was like, man, I just hope the nigger shoot itself on the goddamn lie.
Like, what is you doing that dumb shit, phone?
Why does it go to that far, though?
Nigger fucking around and shoot the phone, and the phone still be recorded.
Yeah.
Oh, bitch, that nigga.
Pop!
Oh, shit.
Live over, live over.
But it ain't, though.
It ain't, though.
It's stuck on.
Yeah, it's just pause.
Now you got to hear all this stupid-ass shit he's going to do.
Man, that got a man.
Now you get the, he thanked the shit off, but you're him.
Do he get a 10-drop?
Do he get a 10-drop?
Man, he ain't got no money getting on another goddamn phone.
He didn't get a 10-drop.
If you shoot the phone?
Yeah.
He got an iPhone, an iPhone drop.
He charged him.
The little block piece.
He get an alpha on their eye.
He didn't get the little block piece.
He got a little block piece.
Man, that they get a little bit.
Man, they did a hit phone.
Now he doesn't get a hit song, young Apple Jack.
Hey, man, these motherfuck
These young rap niggas is going crazy
I just saw some shit today
21 free man
21 free
I'm glad you threw
and that ice moves out
because I was about to say
some crazy shit
Yeah, I saw it going
I'm 21 out
But you know what
That ice shit was dumb as fuck
They're talking about
They're harassed that nigga
Because he seemed like he was
What?
What? I said
What the fuck
It was some false
You didn't tell you
No, it was something
You said man
They said they arrested that nigga
Because this Brasio
Man that's foolish shit
Yeah, you know, his persona was fault.
I said his what?
I saw the fuck he ain't who he is, nigga.
That's some hating that shit.
That was some hating that shit.
How the police are going to say, man, this nigga ain't who he said?
He's saying who he?
What?
That's some bullshit, bro.
Because it ain't a nigga on earth that you can convince that that nigga ain't who the fuck he said he was.
I'm going to get fuck where he came from.
That nigga did.
That nigga did.
He used that he ever said he did.
One of the coldest niggas ever come out of Atlanta, nigga.
That nigga, he's been here since he was seven.
If we claim you-
You got your first piece of pussy in Georgia.
Nigger, if you make your babies in Georgia,
wherever you get your first piece of pussy in that way you from.
If you make your kids in that motherfucker.
Right here.
Nick, come on, man.
Right here.
Come on.
Come on.
Man, I know.
When he left the UK, they were still selling Belgian waffles.
Man, he don't even remember that shit.
Nigger, he ain't got no pictures.
I bet it's a nigger in UK like, see, he just don't forgot about us.
Hey, man, y'all stop talking about this shit for offset get mad.
Well, he gonna get old because of Chris.
Oh.
And we're excited.
And you know what?
And we excited.
And you know what?
And we excited that the nigga.
Him and Chris Brown got into a year.
You didn't see that Mario?
Man, I ain't mess.
Turn my phone on the day.
Don't put that shit on the internet.
Perpetuating bullshit.
What they're talking about?
They got to argue.
You know how niggas.
Why are our black entertainer the niggas always.
This is what I'm not like you.
As a nigger, I understand.
Sometimes you argue with a nigger.
And it might seem like y'all going to do that.
get into the fester cuff but that's but it don't go that far but it shouldn't spill over to the
instagram you can't do that on that's all the place you can release and plus in this position they
got too many people watching right they might have got them saying hey man I appreciate that whole
ass shit you said well fuck you didn't put that thing I need I did they're all they're over with but now
now you got eight million motherfucking like we all gonna fight when y'all gonna meet each other why you don't
go to the grammar so Chris Brown what is Chris Brown into now nothing man well it really
He didn't start it.
But Chris Brown always in the middle of some shit.
Yeah.
This is the thing about Chris Brown.
I'm not defending Chris Brown, but Chris Brown is the type of nigger.
Who he is, who he is.
Right.
And I don't know why they keep fucking with this thing.
You can't mention this nigger in no type of way with me.
He's going to, he's going to clap back.
He's coming back at you.
He's coming back at you.
He's a real life manifesto.
You take one shot at me.
I'm throwing a hundred back.
On the ground.
Wherever.
So that ain't said shit.
Brough, they really need to just
leave this nigga alone.
Man, Chris Brown posted a meme.
The nigger Allset said,
the memes ain't funny lame,
and Chris Brown went all the way to 150.
Like, not even a hundred.
The nigga went to 150.
He started putting up posts.
That nigga put up his...
Bro, he said, if you don't get your hippity, hip hop-bop ass
off my page,
and he DM, he DM,
of his address.
That nigga put his real address out there.
That's how you know he was real mad.
Ain't no nigga gonna tell you where he stayed.
How childish is that?
That's not childish.
That's something.
Now, the nigga came over there and shot you in your ass.
Didn't you have been sitting there like, damn, all over because I said.
That's why I'm letting you know how that real news.
He didn't get a fuck if he came the day or next week.
No, next week or not.
Six months from now, nigga.
Pull up.
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown lived like a nigga who's staying in Riverdale Road.
Like, he just got damn me.
Pull up, nigga.
I'm with the shit.
Man, that's shit.
These niggins have to...
Everybody catch their self.
These niggas out here snitching, too.
What's the other cat that was snitching?
Oh, we ain't going to talk about him.
We don't talk about that.
Damn.
He's going down.
He already...
He died.
He's a little Mickey Mouse.
Man, that nigga...
Man, that nigga had a video
before he went to prison.
Did you see the video?
No, I don't delete it.
Every memory I had of that young nigga out of my head.
It's so sad.
That niggie just said.
to pay somebody $20,000 to shoot at a motherfucker.
I was like, nigga.
What?
That is not enough.
20, right.
Because a nigga gonna offer you for a five pack of cigarette.
Damn.
No, I'm just fucking.
Damn.
20, right.
How they bite?
Yeah, in prison it is.
They killed this motherfucker for a year worth of McDonald's salary.
Hell yeah.
Tart sauce.
A nigga could have worked and got $20.
Miggas is knocking motherfuckers off for a year of minimum wage.
Right, hell yeah.
$62.
That's $20,000.
With the single withholding income tax.
That's how I was about to say.
That's just $20,000 before taxes.
Nigger knocked your ass off right for $13,000.
That man you can save them.
You ain't even taking the deductible.
You got to gas up the car.
You're going to shoot the nigg.
You got to get some bullets.
You got to have a gun.
First of all, you got to.
If you're smart to start your LLC.
before you see that.
You start you're a contract killer, sir.
So you can write out a little shit off of kids
over the money.
Mask.
Last $16.
What if you hit a, what if you hit a nigga up and asked him to shout you out, man?
Shop me out, man.
I'm starting a little killing business.
Oh, little knock-offs time here.
If you need some nigga, go.
Hey, my phone.
Hey, Lose, you mind posting this on your page.
One call, guarantee.
One call, that's on.
You mind posting this on your page?
You got to kill us, sir
Hey, man, y'all fuck with
My nigga little Mario
I started to be hit man, sir
Hey, let me tell you something
You need a nigga off
I'm the nigga he put on
You get me
You can start your business
On your page right now
Man, right there, man
What about the testimonials?
I was going through
some shit at work
I didn't know who to call
I called Mario
My life has been a breeze
I'm so
He killed my supervisor
Tried of testimonials on them
I'm tired because it's like
You ever get caught in the reading the caption where you can't start.
I mean, you can't stop.
You get the reading the shit and then you're mad because you'd have seen that it
were long and you had opened it all the way up.
Oh, when that motherfucker.
Oh, in school.
I used to get teased.
Oh, this bullshit.
This bitch lying.
Ain't nobody teased, huh?
Teasing.
You got teased.
I was so ashamed.
You better.
I was so ashamed of having a fat ass
in school.
And I got teased every day.
I was so insecure about my best.
secure about my body and now that I'm grown and I live in one bedroom I can post
this ass every day right I feel great about myself with my little shit suit
body's good I'm gonna starve I'll be posting pictures just like that now I'm still
in the caption you see the one I post this thing I'm laid up feel cute might delete later
later what's that guy's on there hey next picture I post in that post
with some sweatpants so I was so I was so insecure about my
My dick in high school.
It's so huge.
I always got made fun of.
Post and delete.
Post and delete.
Mike delete later.
Last page deleted is 17,000.
17 million, trillion follows.
Follow my new family.
Shout me out for a follow back.
You know Instagram will figure out what type of holes you like.
Be careful what you like.
You go to your explore page and then it would be all your wildest dream.
I'm telling you.
You're right to be listening, bro.
You can be just be riding in the car
and with your home, but now y'all need me a redhead
bitch with a fat ass.
Light skin, though. She black.
You never seen no shit like this.
You'd be riding two hours later hit that Explore page.
Nigger, what the fuck?
The whole page for...
I just said a redhead, light skin,
this with purple fringles and green...
Here she go right out.
With the new joins.
That's the technology.
With the overtoe.
I'm about to say with the shoes on.
Don't trust no chick who would enjoy.
all the time oh yeah fuck you're getting all this money for her man listen her sugar daddy wow
I'm her sugar son her sugar daddy with 50 that's crazy who said that 21 that's all like a 21
that's why that nigga need to be on the streets man that nigga man he got quotable
they the type that are standing line for some free shit Mario this one I'm thinking I know the
niggas around when you know when it happened I know they was like they thinking
they're getting raided by the feds they hiding the dope and shit nigger what a
green card they're looking for shit but these police kicking in the door stand
other shit what your birthday yeah what your motherfuckers birthday
mrs. Flushing the dope and all that shit we don't want to date
get that goddamn weed down what a license at what's your mama made name
whoa wait a minute where you went to elementary school so the dope cool
what's your birth please look for goddamn dope let me hit
that blunt. Now pull out your
budget to this. What's the Second Amendment?
What's the Second Amendment?
This motherfucker don't know the Second Amendment.
Seen the States. You remember Alabama, Arkansas?
Y'all didn't ever do that shit?
Alabama, Arkansas.
Yeah, you didn't learn it?
I'm in Mississippi, bro.
If you learn how to spell Mississippi Errigan.
Oh, you got to learn how to spell Mississippi both ways, and you're good.
Yeah, you're good.
Fuck everybody else.
Why do you want to know how to spell Erkin?
you don't like
Mississippi or something
what do you mean
you mean
y'all never had to sing the song
in third grade
in third grade
we were out looking at ducks
my third grade
teacher one of the coolest
white ladies I haven't met in my life
I don't even remember my third grade too
mean as nicest woman ever
her name was Miss Knight
her name was Miss Knight
she was like 60 something
but she was pretty as fuck
man mean as mean
she was so mean
all the other teachers knew she was mean
Yeah, but you could tell she used to be like real, real pretty,
but she was just like the old lady version of herself.
Of a fine old lady.
Yeah.
She had them high-waisted jeans with the fat ass,
but it wasn't like the fat white lady ass would just be like a little ass in the bottom.
Like a little, it comes down long.
Like white women that have that ass, it don't touch their back pockets.
It'd be up under them back pocket.
It'd be long, yeah.
Yeah, just a little bottom part.
It's not hips and it's not out.
It's just down.
The little bottom part of it.
You were observing in third grade.
Boy, in third grade, I was a fool.
Shit, yeah.
I was one of the coldest niggas ever.
I think the economy was up in third grade
because I even had shit that the white kids was like, wow.
Right.
Yeah.
Wow.
I was that nigga bringing all four Ninja Turtles to recess.
I had all four of them like that.
Oh, play that.
See, we ain't had a recess at my school.
Come on, bro.
You were wrong.
I was eating ice cream every day I had my mom.
Now, that's what I got pissed off.
I want a nigga who was active anyway with the pee and shit.
I ain't get a fuck by that.
You tell me I can't buy ice cream at lunch.
That's when I flip the fuck out.
You're gonna lose your mind.
Nick what the fuck you?
I brought them 50 cent.
Can you get an ice cream with the 50 cents?
Oh, I remember one day the ice cream lady got cussed out.
I think something happened.
Well, like she forgot to plug the shit up
and all the ice cream milked.
You goofy bitch.
You know fucking ice cream, what the fuck I'm gonna eat?
Your only job was to keep this bitch cool.
Go to ask them.
I ain't lost.
Did you call it you fuck-ass-ho?
Yeah.
You cussed goddamn ice cream like that.
You can't plug the shit up.
I bet you fuck mashed potatoes up too much.
It's one of my guilty pleasures.
I love to see people arguing and cussing people out.
I love to see your motherfucker get cussed out.
Sometimes I don't mind waiting in line that customer service.
And you can always tell somebody for the snap.
Because the nigger who's gonna go off.
He'd look at you because he wants you to hype them.
You want you to come with him.
It's bullshit.
And I always be hyping them up, man, what the fuck going on?
And he got that, ooh, that's how you get.
Man, what going on?
Well, you'll see.
Why?
And they tell you who it is on bullshit.
The bitch right there with their blue hat on.
That bitch say something to him.
I'm going to fuck off.
I'd be like, please say something.
I love this.
I'm going to.
You can't wait to see it.
Boy, I'm telling you.
And it'd always be somebody to come behind you talking like, man, damn, they don't have two people
working in here.
Look, man, he looked around in there, looking.
He looked right at you.
They only got two people working in his.
He'd be like, oh, he's kidding.
He's going.
He's gone.
He's gone.
They got two registers then.
They got five registered.
Man, this is bullshit.
Man, shit.
I gotta go to work.
That's a nigga favorite excuse.
Right off, boy.
Shit, man, I got a, man.
That nigg is about the .
Niggins love to tell you about their job, boy.
On the low, nays be proud to go to work.
No, I'm telling you, niggins, you're like, let my other job.
I got to go shit, they got to shoot down.
His mother's job.
You know, my brother just got hired on the Nissan.
Come on, I got him on.
I got them right on.
And then my baby boy just started Alabama A&M.
He just started.
We all worked there.
Me, my sister, you know, my sister, Tracea?
Yeah, she's, she down now.
My wife down there, she's an awful part.
Yeah, hell yeah.
I got my boy Chuck on down there.
Damn.
Hey, man.
Come fuck with me.
They need to come out and put an application in the matter.
You need to come fuck with me.
They started off with $15.
You got a cigarette?
I mean, I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
You know, you got a cigarette?
You got a cigarette?
You know, you got a cigarette?
You don't even be no sad way.
That nigga just wait for you to stop talking so he got.
You ever notice how old niggas smoke, though?
They got courtesy.
If an old nigga get a cigarette from a nigger, he don't know.
He got to tell him some shit.
Hell yeah, boy.
We went down that more.
He was good for him.
There's some good fishing in Georgia.
You know that.
All up and through Kennesaw, my man, yeah, we was fishing two weekends to go up there.
That was Georgia.
Yeah, they got to throw some bullshit out there.
They're not just going to take the cigarette and walk off.
You owe them some bullshit.
Anytime you get a cigarette from somebody, you got to tell them some shit.
Man, that Wap House on High Mill ain't shit, I'm telling you.
It just be some random-ass shit that you never thought about.
What kind of car that?
Don't put them Jeep B.F. Good wretches on there.
You need to put them mistling on that.
You remember that when they came out, they were blowing up?
But if you need something, let me know,
and then they walk off.
What the fuck do?
And then why every old nigga got to hook up on tires?
You know what I can get you?
I do breakwork myself.
I hate the mechanic that only do specific shit.
Well, I do a little breakwork, but I mostly transmission.
I'm like, damn, I hope you ain't going far.
That back-top bald is a motherfucker.
Right.
Say some shit.
That might kill you with.
You can't even see back-the-calf.
That shit got a...
That shit bald headed like a hood, bitch.
Yeah.
You know, I fuck with them old-school.
You know, I've been taking my shit to get, you know,
get shit fixed and shit.
Some of these mechanics crazy as hell, man.
Yeah, you come on down here.
I'm gonna show you what's going on with your car.
You see that right there?
Look at the...
Feel how smooth that is
It ain't supposed to be like
That's tricked you
Oh yeah, smooth is a motherfucker
Touch that
You see how smooth that is
You see how smooth that is
Yep, it's supposed to have some grooves
Right there
You see how all them grooves is
Ain't out there
So what I got to do?
Well hell, I can hardly talk
I want to call you down here
And show it to you
Just so you can see what's going on.
I know it's 45 minutes away, but touch that again.
See how smooth that is?
It's smooth.
I see where it was grooves, though.
You see why those grooves?
It used to be right there, yeah.
They squared them on down.
So how could it just come off like that?
What happened?
Well, probably your flywheel.
Oh.
See, once that flywheel gets loose,
it just gets you moving in there.
That's why it said.
Slide it on down.
Yeah, I ignore that part, though.
That part...
I already priced it.
That part ain't but $9.
So what about how to keep the flywheel from messing up the groove?
Well, you're going to have to take it out there eventually.
That motor, that motor you got in there,
it's really too big for that flywheel.
You're going to either have to put a racing one in there
or a competition with how smooth that is.
I see, and that used to be groove right there.
I see see that's your problem right there I can have you fixed up here in the next
how much is gonna be for the labor the labor's gone to run yet the part nine dollars
scooter how long you take you fix that I'll tell you what hey you know what that's what
that's what they get you the price already in his head anyway when he asked scooter
never mind tell you right I tell you what I tell you what
But the price it gives you, and you know it's a little bit more than it's supposed to be,
but it'd be an odd number, so you think it's right.
Give me an even $117 all together.
Out the door.
Out the door.
I'll put it on that.
What Scooter fin to say something, though?
No.
Scooter, it's my motor man.
Scootie!
Then Scooter come out and tell you about some shit you ain't asked nothing about.
I'm working on a 72 Cougar back there.
That's some bitch's the beast.
She's changing the oil panel.
Hey, mechanics, I always be impressed by a car
you don't give a fuck about it.
I got a Lincoln Station wagon back here
that runs like a brand new car.
Who gives a fuck?
I don't want that shit.
Hey, listen, why in every mechanic shop
they got a deer head in that bitch
where they don't kill some shit?
With an old-ass calendar.
It would be dusty.
1989 Cincinnati Bronco.
What team is this?
72, look, 72 Budweiser bitch, girls.
Man, come on.
That shit from May 2000.
Black shit all on their hand.
They eat in the whole fucking shit.
They eat it.
The whole sandwich.
Oil all down the wrist.
Matt, he eating the sandwich and smoking the cigarette.
That's the same thing.
You got the cigarette hanging off your lip, eating the sandwich.
About the choke.
I know I said I had you finished by two, but I ain't shit all day.
I got to eat.
You said you got to.
You got a father-in-daughter dance go to at 9?
Yeah, you might not make it a day.
Might not make it today.
What I tell you on the phone?
How much I tell you?
1-17?
117.
Oh, damn, and I forgot you were coming up here.
I mean, I got you pretty much done, but you got to put your hood back on.
Why the fuck is my hood off?
We took it off.
It was a bundle.
That should be funny to me, man.
I never stop fucking with, though.
I'm a mechanic group, but they're funny as motherfucking.
Man, you gotta love it.
And you gotta have a good black one and a good white one.
Well, the black ones, now, them the ones who'd be doing the goddamn most.
They've been and took shit off.
Then Gene told them not to fuck with.
But you know what the black ones do the simple shit real cheap that you wouldn't fuck with?
But they gonna do some shit you ain't ask them to fuck with.
They go, man.
They go fuck with some shit, though.
Hey, man, what you're doing?
Yeah, I put him some old hudder.
some more hood caps on there.
You ain't gotta give me number 20.
Man, I don't want no hug caps on my seat.
I saw your head panel was lying
and was hanging down, so I went ahead.
Stay with that up to.
How many fix with some shit?
You didn't even know they were fucking.
You meant my trunk went over.
Watched it.
Told you.
Got that my head on the first bump.
About, it's done me about $17 for now.
Boy.
And if you, after you pay them,
you still got to stay in there for an hour
so they could tell you 14 times.
what they did to get your shit running back yeah you bought it in here what you mean you bought
it it was smoking all that there i'm not told you i said it's either that fuel pump or that oil
and is it probably your oil seal that's what i checked that damn oil said that's what he said
get what he was on there motherfuckerfuck i ain't even have no uh no god damn um what here uh that
some bitch ain't even have no goddamn uh uh uh uh it wasn't even no goddamn uh uh shit what's that thing
Why every McKinnick got something wrong with them?
Neck, hand, and getting something.
Can't move the neck.
All right.
Oh, a pang gasket.
Yeah, but that motherfucker ain't half.
I look on there, that motherfucker ain't held by the damn gas.
That's why you smoking so bad.
Shit.
Yeah, I put them out of them gas on there.
I had them gas on there Sunday.
I ain't do nothing Monday.
My foot swole up.
I mean, I call you.
When you had ate all that salt,
I told you that showed you.
Yeah, I ain't even do that money.
You had them skins and I said, put them goddamn.
Them skins down.
Swole up so big on me.
I said, I ain't ain't going to go out there and fuck with that coffee.
I ain't fucking with no cops.
Matter of fact, I ain't even leave out of the house that whole day.
I got up early Tuesday morning and it looked like it were going to rain.
I sat there a good hour too.
My knees, I knew it were going to rain.
Yeah, I sat on their poacher hour two.
I look up, hell, it ain't do nothing.
So I got to going down there and fucking with it and put them, I took them.
I looked on there again.
And then, hey, slipped the gasky.
I put the gatsky back on there.
And then, hell, I got the fucking with their starter.
fucking with that starter. You know you're starting to go out.
Yes.
How did that boy start to go out now?
Well, hell, he proudly, because, you know, when he said,
That boy didn't ask to get his starter fits.
No, because he said that good put that key in there, and when it was already started,
she just kept bumping it forward and drugged that started, and them pissing all right around there, and it broke.
Them gun, dry your ass crazy.
Yeah, that's what it was.
So hell, by then, I looked down there, I said that, but I might as well, since I had the start off, I looked over there.
there that you needed the damn transmission seal so I took that and did that
while I was under there and here and I got everything buckled back up and I look
and I said that one let my damn nephew gonna be driving a goddamn car with no
goddamn windshield wipers boy ain't had a god out boy I turned the windshield
wife that motherfucker scratch your head out there this goddamn boy that bought me
the damn car with no windshield wiper so I changed so you changed that
I put, I went up there in the hell.
I said, ah.
How you go under the car and get on the property?
No, because the first time I went up there, I said, let me get a,
let me get the win.
That one, the first one they gave me two goddamn long.
And so soon you cut them on, they get the hookin together.
So then, I took them on, I took them back up there and got my $11.
Then I shot over there, their van.
They got them all over there, fuck.
Every time I shot their van, hook me right up.
Right on them.
And there wasn't been no goddamn $8.
$9.00.
I'm going to let you slide on that.
So you're gonna give me $12, $13.
Yeah, so now you owe me all together, $77,000.
You owe me $7,000.
But he got some stupid-a-priced prices, right?
With the $117.
But now, he out, that was for another stuff.
That's a bunch.
That's for another stuff.
That's how it be, though.
And why mechanics always know all the, all,
they fuck with all the bitches.
He do.
He got you.
Because, you know, they always get in their cuffing.
They got to.
All of them.
But look, when they tell you, they are already gonna beat the competitor.
You don't want to go down there.
He don't want to go down there. He don't know what he's doing.
He don't know what they're doing.
Every time the mechanic get a car from a woman, he always said,
man, they're good about that goddamn car over here.
Ain't had a motherfucking dropper oil, Lennie.
I don't know how that goddamn motor ain't lock up on.
Ain't got the oil transition.
Got the goddamn car.
Ain't got a damn proper oil.
And the girl, when she'll wipe a fluid, dries the bone.
I've seen it.
I pulled it out.
It was dry.
It didn't even have, she couldn't even wipe it if it got dirty.
That girl would erect something trying to text and dry down through them.
Shut up to all the black mechanics, man.
It's black history.
Don't ask me what's wrong with a car.
Bitch, what's right with your car?
Black history mind.
That's who need to be celebrated, bro.
The real mechanics in the neighborhood.
Because, you know, black people.
That keep us moving.
invented fixing cars. I don't give a fuck what nobody said.
There was a black man who first invented a car.
Nicky didn't even have a car.
Henry Ford stole that too from a black man.
Listen to me, bro.
Believe that.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
You stole that shit.
Black history fact, one on one or one or one, shit.
I guess we don't want it to one anymore.
I know a black man invented the car.
Well.
Because we're the only ones who ride together.
White people ain't need to take air back.
We don't, that's eye shit.
Think about it.
Get away from some shit.
Come on, man.
Ford.
Ford.
That's what, that Ford is short for Fodeep.
Who the fuck ride Fodeep?
Us.
Think about it.
Ford, Stamfer, fuck out of here.
We're riding deep.
Come on.
Everybody was in there.
Everybody was in there.
Everybody.
Riding deep.
Come on, man.
Fuck off.
We ride deep.
Family over riding Dolo.
What?
You hear of me?
It took me a minute, but I can't wipe my hand.
Four or rain, damn it.
What?
I just tried to see if it worked.
If it worked, it was going to work.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I like his stuff.
You're motherfucking right.
I like shavis.
I'm fucking with shavis ever since I was a little boy.
You remember the old Chevy song,
Like a rock.
Mm-hmm.
Going strong as I could be.
Strong as I could be
Like a rock
Sold it right there
Nothing ever got to me
Sold it right there
Ooh
That will make commercials
Like a rock
It just be a white man
In a truck riding with dust behind them
Man it used to be some good ass
commercial
And then look that
I feel like chicken tonight
And then they come on to say some dope-ass shit
After that like a lot
All the team please
As soon as he riding through the dust, he'd be like,
you ever want to feel like the rest behind you?
Get a shabby.
Whoa.
Silverado.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Like a rock.
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I always, I always, I always fucked with the Oval Team, brother.
I always wanted them to do a commercial with OutKed.
Hey, nobody dressed me.
We're drinking this oval tea.
That would have went so motherfucking an awful tea.
Mom's making rich chocolate oval tea.
Nick, I ain't even know what that was.
Overton.
We was in the grocery store.
I saw the Overtie.
I'm like, Mom, we got to get there.
Why you're going to put that shit down?
Why that shit fucking up my whole grocery shopping trip?
Bro.
Oh, man.
That is a black mother's favorite line in the store.
Put that shit down.
No, it ain't even down.
said if you don't put this shit down it comes in a threat and then it look you know how many
times she threatened you in the store ain't hit you one time she's just still shopping how many
how much shit do you have to get your ass no how much shit do you have to pick up before you piss
your mom on but the goddamn shit that when they do their team like this they don't even want
to say shit too they'll beat you the whole through the whole store way to the end and to check out
Go ahead, get you a piece of candy.
Amen.
Y'all, I know everybody
to hear love their parents,
but let's just take a moment to laugh
at they broke ass because they ain't
a shit.
Man, what?
That man, what?
Everything else was going to spend the sick.
You had to put this shit.
Stop asking me with shit back.
Everything.
Fruit snacks, a dollar.
Put that shit back.
Loz.
He broke his father.
A dollar for some gushes,
bitch gushes?
Loz, you know, I knew my mom
were fucked up.
When I smushed the bread who was put in the collar.
What you say, bro?
I smushed the bread when I put in the car.
Like I fucked up the whole year of money.
Like I don't fucked up with pack a dope or something.
You did, man.
You did.
I can't have shit.
You know how important.
I work all damn day and you don't appreciate shit.
Man, it was a mistake.
Oh.
Man, me.
I'm supposed to broke.
I can't believe.
You will sit pork chops on a damn brand.
I looked down, the motherfucker was smushed as a motherfucker.
Man, do you know how that?
All the bread looked like end pieces.
We had a whole row of end plate.
We're gonna be cussed out for some stupid shit
as y'all, boy.
Then you fucking rather be hungry at home
and eating two sandwiches back to me.
All of them goddamn sandwiches!
Just don't want to save nobody shit!
So you're just gonna eat up everything, huh?
You know I'm pouring a loaf of bread was and a black family.
Oh, shit.
A loaf of bread was like.
It was the sunbeam.
Man.
I fucked up the past.
Bread and the black family.
Go with anything.
Go with anything.
Save some of them goddamn cereal.
You don't got to eat all of them goddamn cereal today.
I know goddamn well.
You ain't opened up two damn boxes of cereal.
And the fuck the point about it, they expect us to survive on one loaf.
It's six us in this.
You need these $3 ass and free little.
A bag.
a dog food bag up for three dollars we bring that shit in with the dog food
the dog the dog runs in the wrong bag hey man that shit so funny he's looking the
fruity we didn't even bro we've been abused we've been abused that whole goddamn life
without was normal what they broke ass giving us egg sandwiches come on man my mama
nigga we eat noodles and shit yeah noodles is 10 cents a pack and they feed me i ain't never
like them shit i think i may have
ate a half a bowl of noodles in my life total combined.
Man, that motherfuckers do not, I know.
Man, love, I knew I would fuck them.
I started eating the shit with tuna.
No, I can't eat that shit.
Cutting up pieces of chicken and that sandwich meat.
I cut up, I cut up bologna in that motherfucker.
I'm gonna put a little beer pepper in that motherfucker.
There's so much shit I won't eat, and that shit is one of them.
I don't fuck with two of them.
I will though, but no.
Get some goddamn noodles.
Oh, my God.
Mm-mm.
I can't do it.
Hell no.
My mom and them just don't know how, like you said, they was poor, but at the same time, they survived.
They tried.
I'm glad we didn't have a chick relayed when I was growing up.
I would have never tasted Polynesian song.
Man, listen, I'm glad we had a Pizza Hut buffet back in the day.
That shit used to hit.
That shit just so funny.
You remember you used to get a piece of a coupon for reading books.
Yeah, get a free piece of it.
This is the funny shit about it.
nigger prices have went up in our lifetime i'm thinking about how much shit caused when we were
little niggins four bags of chip for a dollar and you couldn't even get a bag of chips
put that shit that's a quarter ain't good for a quarter miss motherfucker i just swept the pot
and vacuum the house i couldn't get a bag of quarter chip that shit down and a hog juice that's
25 cents.
You ain't worth 50 cents.
I ain't shit to you.
All that shit you need to add up to 50.
And they expect the rest of the world to fuck with us.
Y'all don't even fuck with us.
You get slave money.
This bitch is 50 cents.
Put that shit down.
With the chips and the candibons, a dollar 08.
God damn.
You ain't worth nothing.
If you don't put that down, I will slap you in your back of your head.
I can't take you.
nowhere without you asking for shit.
Man, it's 50 cent worth of shit.
You don't hand me them two-quarters, motherfuckers.
First of all, man, five-dimes sitting there.
Ma'am, ma'am, I am a child.
Yes, I'm going to ask for shit.
Thank you.
I look like everybody's too good after us reminiscing right now.
Amen.
Because every them now, 108.
We must be a weak-ass parent, bro.
You ever just be riding with your kid and just look at the back of me?
Y'all want some from the stuff.
Because they just had that look and you can just feel that feeling they're just looking.
Yes, that was honest.
They want some chips.
Yeah, they didn't get some shit, get whatever y'all want.
They bring that one shit to, I just get a juice.
All right.
What you're going to get?
I'm just going to get this right here, one pack of starbursts.
That's it.
That's all you want.
All right.
It's it.
And then here it is you come up here with a whole handful of shit and just
They're like, oh, shit, I didn't know we could have got that.
Yeah, it's too late now.
Come on.
One day, this is a true story.
I'm at the park.
You know how the ice cream.
I'm with my daughter.
The ice cream truck, I got her and her cousin.
The ice cream truck, come.
I don't have no cash on me.
So she was like, Dad, I get some ice cream.
I was like, I ain't got no cash on me.
I saw the look at her face.
I said, y'all get in the car.
I drove their ass to Walmart, got them a whole box of the ice cream.
Don't you ever think your dad ain't got money around this motherfucker.
Yeah, I just had my car on me.
I had a whole box of the goddamn, uh.
I don't let people tell their kids
to push it down when I'm in this stuff.
Put that, no, the fuck you ain't, sweetheart.
You get on that shit if you want to.
Now, he don't need that.
Shut that crying up.
Yeah, he do.
Maybe don't want none of the beef jerky.
You're back here, about to kidding.
I used to love Slim Jim.
Man, I used to love that, motherfucker.
I ain't know.
You ain't fucking.
You ain't fucking Slim Jim, lo.
No, my niggie.
What?
Not even macho man
Randy Savage
Kid convinced me
Slim Jam
Right on the slam jam
Man he said
Not even the Sasquatch
No I ain't fucking with none of that
I used to fuck with them too
Them commercials was funny as fuck
The fucking with Sasquatch
Man all the commercials were funny
Back in the day
Yeah but they got some dope bands
Can be like you see this shit
Bill Cosby lawyer said
He thought Jill was an amazing
It's been
I don't know if they're just
He out?
He out?
No he's still in it
But apparently he's having
for it.
Bro, the nigga really
is, man, it's not, he might
be. But I thought
anything. What did they make
the motherfucker walk around and act like
Dr. Huston?
The big homie on,
in the gym, man, he'd think that shit
funny.
Man, you know what? Dr. Hawksville.
Yeah.
I got some pudding for you
if you say, oh, you had to put it.
Tell us about, these niggas,
you know, right before everybody goes to sleep,
niggas, they get yelling at shit.
Tell us about Rudy,
Nick.
Man, don't know what?
I would have hit that shit.
Shut up, Mala.
Hey,
I'm Dr. Hustra.
What was Claire like?
You know, niggins in jail.
Because if you know one thing about
niggins, they only know you from what they know you for.
They don't know nothing about the shit.
Yeah.
They don't know nothing about that.
Until they see you in there.
They've been watching the news.
Like, man, we know you ain't do that shit, bro.
You raised on?
We know you ain't do that shit,
dog, the hospital.
And then one nigga be like, hey, man, was there real food y'all be eating on set, bro?
There ain't no sandwich you used to eat, bro.
This real guy, man, when you let Theo cut the turkey, you was a real nigga for that, bro.
But on some real nigga shit, though, I ain't even know they sold their kind of bread.
What bread?
They can't, they sold bread.
Oh, that he was eating when he was the restaurant, I was like.
Because every time I went, we just went to the aisle.
Yeah, I ain't know.
You didn't know to the bakery.
I didn't know you could do that.
I thought they was really from the future.
That's dope.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why I love Publix.
I just go to their bakery.
I can do a commercial.
You know why I fuck with Publix, bro.
It's because Publix don't have people who work at Publix who specialize in making sandwiches.
They just people who work in the deli doing the best they can.
Because they act like they only never made, you ever had a sandwich made that public,
they act like it was the first thing.
Bro, what's what you say you want, bro.
Okay.
Turkey.
Turkey.
You want some cheese on the motherfucker.
Boy's head or regular.
You want the hot shit or the...
Okay, okay, turkey.
I'll be right there.
Nicar, run over there and cut the turkey, bring it back.
Then you make the little sandwich.
You want to make a little.
I'm going to tell you what I like about Publix, too.
They always got some shit.
They always got some shit that's cooking the free sample shit.
They always cook.
I stand in line like a motherfucker.
It'd be some pecan salmon and spaghetti.
I thought you were talking about that shit.
They'd be like, God, damn.
Do you know you can sample?
Like, if you over by the delist shit,
like, don't public always act like they cook and dinner
for like a church or something shit?
It always some shit that ain't on the flow yet.
You're like, man, what the fuck y'all got in this smoker?
Oh, no, that's some lemon pepper turkey wings we got.
Who the fucking need nine lemon pepper chickens?
Whole chickens, y'all just doing that shit.
The motherfuckin'all fucking just to let me know you got the capability to do that.
At one time.
I like Krober though, 10 for 10.
I fuck with it.
Trying to save me some money.
You ever be shopping at Walmart and fucking around and look in there and they just put some of them chickens out?
The chicken prices be stupid though.
stupid though it'd be some shit like three dollars a twin nass for the whole
god damn chicken and three chicken fingers is five dollars I will for
ever foot with Walmart my first year in college man we used to go there and eat at
Walmart all the time and we ain't pay for not one million stop in min shit
bro we live with no could wait before you defend yourself we live in the
technology era they probably still got that footage oh I stopped saying they
caught me eventually lost stop saying that they ain't do nothing to make you leave
not if we live in a time where they want to
to bring up old shit in charge you court i ain't did none of that man but if y'all would
know how they ran down on me walmart security stop and you don't get the fuck out my face i tried
to run but it was one nigga you was wrong i wouldn't stealing i was even have you ever went to the have you
have you ever went to the dead all that weed you let me say weed so you have any i don't even touch
who weed is that i've got some better have you ever ordered some wings and walked around that
They ate some motherfuckers?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, that's what I was doing.
That's what I was doing.
But was you going to pay for it?
I don't have no more either.
I gave you my swishers.
Oh, sir.
You got some swishishers?
Oh, no.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm about to say in my car, but I don't think I do in my car though.
No.
I don't have no swishers.
Hey, but I got some pay.
This real shit, I ate an edible though.
When?
Damn.
I'm gonna say, damn, I'm gonna say, well, you're today.
I smoke too much weed, them shit's don't even work.
Man, I don't even know what them is.
I was hallucinated, I'm like, damn.
Because I'm, you know, I'm a fat-ass nigga, so I'm just eating the brownie.
I'm like, man, this shit ain't doing shit.
Then the next thing I know I was high as fuck.
But the browning was so good, it had some good moisture to them.
I didn't want to know how do I know it's high when I smoke weed and I know I'm high.
So what the fuck do I know the brownie?
How do I know it's getting me high?
I ate a lot of animals.
I ain't ever felt shit.
Really?
Yeah, because y'all smoke, though.
A person you don't smoke.
Right.
Someone does y'all hide different than if you hit a blood high?
If you go back to the old episodes when we were in L.A.,
I ate about two bags or edible.
Two bags?
As long as eating them shit the whole time.
She's going to do them making me go to sleep.
But you smoke a lot, though, long.
I do.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
So your tolerance.
I want to take some shit and hallucinate one day.
I really want to see the type of shit I see.
I haven't ever done it either.
I've heard of you hallucinate some shit.
It ain't the shit that you really.
really seeing it's just what you think you're seeing so that shit is only in your
mind so I feel like one day in my life I need to hallucinate and see what type of
shit I see right yeah I heard this a bit yeah that's
dope I've never I've never hallucinated me either I've been watching that Joe Rogan
podcast they always white people got some drugs niggins don't know nothing about
white people got some drugs like don't do nothing make you have good dreams or shit
yeah make you be good at algebra and shit you connect that your spirit make you love
Yeah, not no drugs that's going to have you doing crazy shit.
Right.
But they do do that, but it's some other shit.
Would you ever in them AP class?
Who me?
Either one of y'all.
Yeah, I had a few of them.
What, um, I'm talking about in elementary?
In high school.
No, high school.
What's AP class?
Advanced plate?
See, you weren't in the...
No, I wasn't in that shit.
You weren't in that shit.
When he said elementary, I didn't want to school.
I want to school football.
I'm out of this bitch.
It's school, man.
What was high school like, bro, since we're talking about black history, man.
Man, shit.
Man, I don't think I was the youngest nigga in my high school.
They had a car and my whole little clique, so, you know, it was going down.
What you was driving in the day?
Cat Lake El Dorado.
Nicky, you've been a pimp.
Yeah, it was over.
Macaroni shit.
Come on, man.
It's been going down.
How are your black history been going?
Man, great.
Shit.
Got my son.
My son's starting his first acting class on Saturday.
He's been doing good on that shit.
So that's black, that's history in the making.
Shout out to your son.
Yeah, he starts Saturday.
That's what's up.
So I got this shit working.
That is dope.
Yeah.
Man, you know what, man, it's so dope.
Why you playing this wedding music?
It's so dope to be motherfucking black, man.
I see all these black people making it.
Like we were talking about Jay Z, man, and everybody.
But it's just, he's the realest nigger of this millennium.
It's just amazing.
Jay Z is the new Frederick Douglass.
He literally lead the niggas to freedom.
I want to know this, man.
Who is going to...
Hold up.
We need to dwell on that for a minute.
You said J. Z is going to be the...
Jay Z?
No, is the new Frederick Douglass.
He is leading niggas to freedom.
The niggas out here getting fucked in the game.
Not even fuck.
Just catch an unfortunate situation.
He didn't help people with their taxes.
He didn't help people with their legal fees.
He's helped people escape deportation.
Not escape, but he's done everything that he did not have to do.
and we have on this show
this podcast right here
we got to show some recognition
for that man
shout out to Jay Z
JZ help niggins
when he didn't have to
and that's what we supposed
to be doing
that's dope
yeah
when you can pass
blessings to other people like that
that's when you live
and then you're right to show
and people don't
every blessing
don't have to be financial
bro everybody
no
is willing and capable
of blessing somebody else
and then just the thought
of you being willing to do
help somebody that's what's i try to do
that's continuous
blessing yeah just bought the nigger had to
throw two beers
the homeless nigga said i'm saying
the homeless nigga said it got him on his got him on his
even though i know that's his game
and he think that i believe that this is birthday
yeah i'm not
i'm not a dream killer
like i ain't gonna sit up in
that's why i bought him two beers because i know the next
motherfucker ain't gonna give him one
and if it's really your birthday you deserve to be at your best
drunk yeah
regardless on your birthday
right who fuck wouldn't even if I walked up you and said man you know the day my birthday man
shit let's speak on you would be like that's a great topic yeah birthday drunk
oh man I was fucked up on my birthday but see that's exactly how your birthday story
always to start if you're a person who drink man I got so fucked up on my birthday I like
out of all days yeah I'm not myself a personal you know connoisseur of alcoholic spirits and
shit like that right
Really?
You're a drunk like that?
Hell no.
I'll do something.
Uh-uh.
But a nigga might say that like, I ain't drunk since my birthday.
I got so motherfucking drunk.
Ha, shit.
I, boy.
Woo.
Why a nigga think if he hit you with the ass and make your shit?
Nick.
I was so motherfucking drunk.
And I was- You hear me?
Woo.
Fucked up.
I'm gonna start doing this.
When niggas throw that, you hear me in there.
What did you say, girl?
I want to be the-
running back
I don't want no words
to be wasted around me
no
if a nigger
asking me
you heard me
I'm like
no say that shit
hit me one more time
you
I said
a lot of things
don't know how to talk
but yeah
you watch rap interviews
man you watch them
college footballs
all them in the field
interview
not that's what
Marty
your sport niggas
can't talk for shit
them niggas can not
a lot of them
I'll leave dumb as a motherfucker man
And they say the same goofed as shit.
You know, I'm just here, you know, we're in the team,
we executed in the second quarter.
Man, those niggas don't like you.
I watch SportsCenter this morning.
They all caught you a selfish little bitch.
That's why they ain't walked by you
while you were doing your interview.
As soon as you said-
Nobody on the team fuck with you, right.
This is like a family.
We like a family.
No, y'all not.
Y'all like some motherfuckers.
We're cheating on each other.
Y'all don't fuck with each other like that.
Y'all gonna get traded and two days.
Y'all just stuck with each other.
Y'all like a married couple of the king's cell of house.
Man, LeBron is a real digger, but you can tell he don't give a fuck by nobody on that team.
Yeah, he don't get a fuck by that team.
And he didn't get a fuck by that team.
And he just tried to trade the whole team in the shit.
And then he came back and said.
Who was talking to clean house.
Again.
He tried to get the Coke.
Like the same way he did with Cleveland?
The trainers.
LeBron was mad at them niggins.
Like, man, all them niggas got me.
I don't get a fuck who you got to get magic.
Even if you got to bring your own.
ass out here and play get these
niggins out of here
hold on
and then when the trade deadline passed
they asked brun they were like
how it fit well
whatever guys we got here
we're family we just gonna make it work
like I'm still gonna trade
you motherfuckers
but I missed the deadline
but the summer come you bitch is gone
he ain't fucking with that team
bro we're gonna go and put it out he hate the coach
man this nigga ain't like the team so much
he just went up oh my foot
I don't feel like playing.
So he doesn't, now, do y'all, okay, now,
is it a time where we're going to say that Brum Brin just be doing too much?
Oh, no.
A Brum Brun.
Wait, wait.
Oh, Brum Brun.
Every way he goes, nobody like Brum.
Brum.
He is not calling this nigga Brun.
Nope.
That name you got three sons, man.
They got two sons.
You can't not call him Brumbron no more.
His son, Brun.
And y'all related?
Brun.
It's L'Bron.
Le Bron.
Lay Bron.
Lay Bron J.
You're not about to call that name of Brum.
L.J. I'm going to call him LJ.
Can't call him LJ?
Yeah, go ahead.
I mean, why you want to call this nigger a nickname so bad?
You know what?
That's my cousin.
Listen.
What?
Hey, man.
When do we get this nigga the goddamn say, look, now, Brian, what you're going to do?
Are you going to make a legacy on the team?
No, we don't have to do that.
So just say, fuck it.
We don't have to ride everywhere.
And they're going to be in the bucks next.
LeBron James is so talented at basketball.
He going to make niggas like wherever he go.
If the shit don't want,
work out in L.A. and he can't build his own team.
That need gonna go to Utah
and the shit gonna work.
Wherever that nigga go, that's who we fucking with.
He might start his own expansion team.
Come on, man.
He needs to.
LeBron.
The LeBron Jack.
That'll be dope.
Nike gonna pay for it.
That'll be dope.
What they'll play at, Lowe's?
Man, as a LeBron fan,
the only criticism of LeBron's game of me,
I think he believe in other niggas too much.
He is the passinous
nigger in the...
You're the best nigger on the...
come on man you tired don't pass it to them sorry but gonna be watching if you
can't do it you know got damn way like when he led a little nigger trap him up
like that nigga can't fucking guard you this nigger went to community college man
that nigger just came out of the AA league who is this nigger and bra he kick it
over corver loss corver you said the nigger faked his injury just not to be
my foot because he was still on the ground having fun like a motherfucker but he did everything to let him know
he was somebody bring me a hot dog he was doing a shoot somebody bring me a hot dog bring me a hot dog from up
death and they were doing the shoot day yeah what he was saying was somebody break me a hot dog
y'all thought he was shoot he was like yeah bring me two of two of them
he don't give a fuck we don't give a fuck either no we love the entertainment on man basketball is
dope shit they were like they were like
Like, LeBron, how's your hamstring?
My what?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's, uh...
That ain't way.
It's all right.
Did y'all hear about Rich the kid and them getting robbed?
No.
Hell, dog.
No.
Usher.
Right.
Usher.
In the L.A., but they said they didn't rob Usher, though.
I just was looking at you.
So the rap nigger got robbed and not the single?
Rich the kid and not Usher.
One of the niggas was robbed me.
Niggas that Usher?
Usher.
Get him alone.
But get this, nigga.
Nah, they robbed everybody but Usher.
So usher got on street crack.
Man, that nigga usher that nigga.
Yeah.
Like, I thought I got right.
But when you said that in my mind, I'm just seeing a gay stand niggins.
Like pull a hit on him now.
Yeah, get it.
That nigga like, what's her name on power?
Hey, Usher Raymond, step out in the hall, bro.
Step out for a man.
You're good.
You made confession.
I made my son to you, buddy.
Oh, Usher and fuck around and ain't listening.
I'm gonna step up on you the bathroom.
Say it at 7 o'clock.
Seven o'clock.
Yeah, I should get, hey, nigh the fuck down.
Lay the fuck down.
Ain't nobody asked you to say shit.
Alright, boy, you stay up, bro.
Hey, us.
You didn't see us.
Hey, man, can we get a picture?
Yeah.
Hey, you'll follow me back.
My girl ain't gonna believe I robbed these niggas and saw you.
Hey, take a bit.
Look, he got the piss on the nigger on the floor.
Take a picture right here.
Oh, man.
Are you straight?
You need to?
You good?
You're right or something?
You fuck with these knicker like this?
Lay the fuck down.
Talk about that's how your plug talk.
plug talk niggins stay your ass on the ground that's so fucked that dude jay got wrong
this is a true story boy yeah oh yeah i read it i read it no it was i just saw a um
a little thing on it i don't know man i think that's fucked up though yeah i don't really
respect them niggins who do that stop leave people to fuck alone man people work hard for
their shit yeah yeah need where up nigg they got against stop saying i don't need no security
you keep getting robbed you need some security sooner or later nigger you got to make some
Well, you know what man?
At the same time, I think some of these rap niggas got to stop
telling their location and putting this shit up
and putting their money up and grind with the jury
and ride with the guy.
I think they got to stop telling motherfuckers how much they spent
and what they keep on them.
Right, just relax and make your money and take care of your family
chill, brother.
Shut your ass up.
Like, I'm just riding around with $60,000.
That's for nothing.
Come on.
What the fuck are we buying today?
It's a nigga who's been a plan for jobs all week.
What can we buy in today?
Niggin' my robbing skills is active.
Yeah, nigga.
Huh?
I think that shit fucked up, man.
Shit, my Grand Theft Auto button is on.
I don't have no desire to be in the street life.
Them nigs can have that shit.
Them niggas be getting a lot of shit, man.
Uh-uh.
And why is it in the, and we got the only genre of music, the motherfuckers die?
The only genre.
I think on my ass on that, man.
I'd just be seeing how people be getting caught with shit.
Oh, drug dealer arrested.
Caught with 50.
$50,000 in cash.
I'm like, this nigger was out of him.
He could have got a job for that shit.
You mean to tell me you're selling dope and only making million income?
Nika, you could go to the warehouse right on for it to the industrial and hit 52.
$52.
You can go to Bilox.
You can go to Biloxia and hit $2,000.
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You could play the scratch-offs and hit $50,000.
The street ain't worth it, man.
What if, what did jobs start paying better than the street?
Everybody be, everybody be off the street.
No, the fuck they would.
Shitting me, I would.
It's a nigga who, it's a nigga who would give his right arm to make $30,000 selling dope.
Man, you remember how a nigga used to be down at the underground selling weed?
Like, the hell yeah.
Now it's like, what are you niggas making now?
I don't know.
They got to sell wood and something else.
It was under design for a minute.
Yeah, you got to get the fuck out of that.
No, they still down there, though.
I believe.
I ain't been down there, yes.
I'm going to go down there.
I'm going to tell you who made the money.
Well, I went down there.
You know, when they had the Super Bowl, the Super Bowl.
To the QC party?
I went to that.
Them cats who are doing all the parking attendants.
Them niggas are making the money.
Oh, yeah, that's where the money.
Yeah, I don't like paying the park, man,
because these parking spaces really ain't big enough.
For the shit I'd be driving.
You pay more of the part
than to get in where you're going.
I don't really, I try to avoid all this type of shit.
Yeah.
Paying the park and shit.
Me too.
And if I do pay the part,
I'm going to make sure it's going to be worth it.
You'll tell you where these podcasts is, fuck.
Because a lot of people have seen me forgot.
My whole day ain't forget.
Yeah, man.
Refresh their motherfucking memory.
This podcast right here.
It's for niggas.
who have been through so much street shit
they can't sleep all night
niggas just sleep light
real quick
just jump up
yeah yeah
for all the niggas
who've been locked up for a long time
they wake up early
put their whole outfit on
just to sit in the house
some motherfuckers who start arguments
thinking they're right
but be dead-ass wrong
and then when you realize it
you still ain't gonna apologize
Right.
And so you swear to God.
Exactly.
Man, you know what, this podcast is for the niggas to take their old lady to the paint
sip and bring their own Jack Degas.
Come on, man.
They're like, all you fucking with their wine shit, make my hair.
You know who this podcast is for, my name?
It's for all of them cool, guys people who led a motherfucker ride to work with them.
Because without them, they don't have no job, me.
Right.
You're really doing a motherfucker's shit.
motherfucker service my name you ever be you ever get cool with the motherfucker you gave
Brad to work to never yeah oh yeah that nigger right there I always want to
got a blunt rolled up but that motherfucker changed when he get his own car yeah oh yeah
he don't even know you he don't even know nab no more who was now what's up where
you all right oh what's up you know this podcast for so all the women who saved up to
get body surgery, but once you realize
how much money you had, you were like, fuck that shit.
Let them chitties, hang.
Mm-hmm.
This podcast right here
is for that dope-ass chick
that you see every morning a chick filet
and she started giving you extra polonies
and stuff.
She just dropped one in there because she know you.
I thought you was about to say,
this for all the fine chicks who still
work at fast food restaurant.
Big shot out to them.
Yeah, some cute ones.
Man, Loz, I got a few that I know I'm gonna save
when I get the bag.
To real?
I'm just gonna push up, baby, clock out of it.
I'm saying, bruh, you don't need this Chinese shit?
You don't need this goddamn Chinese restaurant?
No more Popeye's for you. Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
You ever seen a bitch so crap?
You want to buy something?
Anything.
Like where?
Any goddamn, whatever this bitch say.
Anything.
He said whatever he'd be saying.
This ain't a bitch so fine.
I'm looking at it like I knew them save this was going to come in and then.
You say you need some new ties?
Come on.
I'm about to bat the bitch a whole car.
You're going to buy the tires.
I'm not about to put that.
You got to put some new shit on that.
You got to do something for.
Oh, I ain't say they were going to be some new tides.
Oh.
No, that was going to be you.
No.
you ain't gonna never have shit
yeah I see that
I don't know what that concept
who the fuck uses the tie and be like you know what
I'm straight on need
yeah no fuck that
I'm the patch king
I patched a patch
this podcast right here is for the fine
ass chicks
and when you get in their car
then car be a little bit nasty
a little bit
because she really
she don't really like the car
and she really ain't a clean
this anyway.
Right.
Yeah.
But her house
a little nasty too?
Yeah.
And you're just tolerating
because that's how fine she's fine.
And she got a
141,000.
She ain't shit.
This podcast
is for the person
sitting there
keep refreshing
that IRS to go out.
See her they hit step two yet.
No.
It's coming.
Have faith
Mm-hmm
Shout out to everybody
Who got broke up with
Took that shit the wrong way
Acting a goddamn fool
After you got dumped
That's why they quit fucking
With your stupid ass
Right on time
Right on time
Mm-hmm
Take that
This podcast right here
It's for all the veg
That
Go eat nothing
black beans all black history
that's funny
you can meme that shit
that's a good-ass-a-me
that's what this podcast
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
you know what
I'll tell you what
I'll tell you what that's this podcast
you don't know who it's for
this podcast for
all the cute ass girls
out here too to work at the bar and they screen crack and they're cutting their finger
every time they do it so they got to start doing it with their knuckle oh I ain't know
that what they was doing yes sir you know who this podcast is not for all them chicks
who got a premium Snapchat yeah how you gonna watch my shit for free and then try to
charge me wow selfish mm-hmm mm-hmm
For all the old niggas.
Got, come on down with their sad bitch for 20 years.
Been with your wife for seven though.
That's what is black history.
Her grandkids call you granddad.
Come on, man.
You're the only nigger they know.
But you got an old another family.
I don't want nobody to feel left out.
So I gotta go through them.
It's a little.
Just right here for all my niggie.
who work at the airport.
All my nigs who work at them restaurants
at the airport.
Atlanta, Chicago, all the airports.
For a lot of them.
All the black folks that work at the airport
who be watching this shit,
who be asking me about the 85 South Show
early in the morning,
you know, coming through them terminals
and shit like that.
To all my niggas,
even the niggas who be cleaning up and shit,
they be listening to the shit in there.
I'm watching the niggins put the paper tiles up,
watching the goddamn Houston show.
I ain't say shit.
you know wash my hand because that's what I do yeah you know clean hands
what's it go a long way it's got you keep your dick clean you wash your hand
then you won't be touching your dick with dirty hands you won't have dirty
dick or dirty hand yeah just like that I watch my hands before I pee
how you go sheesh come on bro I'm telling why would I put my dirty hands on my
clean dick I took a shower before I got here right you gotta make shit make sense all the time
yeah
Mm-hmm.
That shit funky, damn.
Mm-hmm.
He keeps some funky shit going on.
That's some...
That's some shit that's goddamn freestyle on, though.
Yeah, that's freestyle out there.
Yeah, that's your type of shit.
Stay right there.
I think you're getting soft on me, man.
You're crazy as fuck.
Oh, okay.
See, I'm the type of nigger who be talking that shit.
I jumped up on the beat so I can grab a new chick.
She says she's tired of her old man and wants some new dick.
some new dick so let me spit some game to her really right quick hello my name is
Carlos and your ass is so fat and it wiggle like jello I said hello my name is
Kyleo can I come to your crib and spend some money just hollow she said no don't
buy me nothing because if you just buy me something you might be expected
something I'm like no I see you living on this section 8 I'm trying to move you
somewhere so your life can be great
And move your kids about the hood
So they can go to a better school
She's like, that's cool
But anyway, what's up with you?
I'm like, really?
I'm just at the crib chilling, do you want to come
and have some dinner like Thanksgiving, turkey wings?
And you know I brought the dressing
So she came through with a dress
And then she really started dressing
Never made it to the food
Not being rude, but I'm that dude
That I want she to pull them out
And let me see over them boots
And then she hit them in my face
I laid my nose up on her.
chest because that's what I'm doing and I'm so good at it that I'm the best take a breath
catch yourself because I'm fucking with me dog because I'm hot to death no I'm hot to life
I might have to say that twice because every nigger who speak about death never have a long
life ooh I'm cool with it I'm cool with it should have graduated from high school with it
went to college but then I started getting knowledge and then the world started putting up all these
dollars in my pocket it changed my attitude cold it couldn't nobody tell me nothing they's like
you ain't gonna be shit but I didn't made me something oh about myself did it by myself I'm by
myself every time you see me don't try me cause I will ride by myself smoking and drinking I give
what they saying because they be talking and thinking that I ain't listening but I heard what
you said and I say that shit to my face pussy oh now you're a heck and scared you heard what he
See, you don't need a nigga doing me.
Do yourself, because that's what the people want to see.
Now, if you out here doing me, what hell who's going to do you?
And now you fucking up how I do me, you stupid dude.
I see the niggas doing my joke and left the part off.
And that's my favorite part.
And now he fucked it off.
And then I'm like, damn, how you're going to do half of the joke?
You should have did the whole thing.
Mugger, you cheating these folks.
If you're going to take my shit, take the whole damn thing.
Don't take the part that you like, because that's so, God.
damn lame and that's with you boy I know you watching the show that's how it
go don't never try to be low nigger you already know that I seen what you did
when you did and who you did it with but ain't gonna say nothing that's some
petty shit oh and they ain't petted no more but they should have caught me
round like 2004 that ain't the low you want to know because that nigger was
crazy kicking in the door with pistols on me don't say the rest because I told
Nah, not too.
I'm the type of dudes that be kicking it like kung fu.
And I told you earlier I don't eat no noodles.
Be filling on white girls with asses flatter than poodles.
Shit, just cause I can.
If they hit me, I'm gonna hear them back.
You understand.
Damn, I know my rap be five
because my nigga listen to the words is making them cry.
Damn, you.
And he the motherfucking shift leader,
the 85 South Show.
Carlos on the shift leader.
Mm.
You see my crew ain't even in here,
but my niggas been holding it down
over here since last year, or maybe the year before.
Shit, I don't know if he nab on that side
and my nigger Mario.
And every time I call him and be like, nigger, come to the studio.
They say shit, say no more.
We're about to pull up on you, lo.
Mm.
Damn.
I'm gonna go and pick it up.
Go ahead.
I just wanna apologize.
I'd let you get that up.
I'd let you get that up your chest.
You should have never said that shit, man.
When I said, I just wanted to hear you rap,
but I didn't think you were gonna do that shit.
Yeah.
Because you made it sound like I had fell off.
Like you fell off.
I'm getting greater.
Come on, man.
All that shit I said, the way I said it, and how I said it,
I meant every motherfucking word.
Every goddamn last one of them.
If somebody gonna think this shit will really.
I don't give a good goddamn what these people think no more.
They don't think.
They don't think.
They can't think that.
They can't think.
They can't think.
Bro, I ain't want a crown live pod game.
Yeah, yeah.
That's your soul.
Oh, I said, he had to get that out.
Come on, man.
I know you're a killer.
You ain't no emotional nigger, bro.
Man, what a...
When you said...
What the rest of you?
Take the microphone off.
If you gotta...
I'm gonna do it right now.
Go ahead.
Come back.
Come back.
We're gonna hit one, cause I'm gonna get one.
It's my time to spit one.
Now I get one.
I don't even...
Unplug this frame.
Yeah, let's unplug it, bro.
Come on, man.
That bitch was acting selfish with the vagina.
Don't be, I said, don't be too selfish.
Don't be too selfish with the vagina
because it's only one vagina in the household.
So shit with me.
You got the A and I need the V.
So bring some to your boy, let your boy get some.
You got a whole bunch of it.
shit why I can't have none oh so you gonna be stingy we started out cool and
everybody was friendly but now no you want to act strange because the
nigger came up and got that change give me some brains or maybe no I gave
her a second just to think about it bro because you never really know how a
hole might feel if you feel in on the grill of the wheel why you ride and suck
my meat up while I'm driving.
That's enough.
I can do this.
Okay.
I ain't gonna ask you to wrap.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
You're gonna do this on your own from now.
Hey!
I had your girl at my house on the couch giving mouth asking me what to do and will I pull it out.
If I bust, she don't trust that I will so I chill one more time on the wheel.
If she asks how I feel, grip the wheel while I'm rolling and I'm hoping that I'm scoping pulling hoising every time I rip her.
Every time I rip a men just like a rope and cowboy shit
that I be taking every time I do.
Ask me what I'm gonna come through
and I'm gonna say cool.
If she wants to come and see me,
she can do that all the time.
Fit the float up off the head and watch me kick a goofy rhyme.
Rolling weed and smoking weed
with all my piece, that's what I do.
Catch me on the 85 South Show on YouTube.
Dropping every Friday, this the coldest podcast.
All the women liking this, big titty's lots of ass.
Whole niggas, old niggas, young niggas, throat niggas, even got the dope dealers hanging
with the coke dealers.
Shit, I might just start selling pills.
Got all these followers want to see how well the droop game is.
The dope game is.
The throat game is.
She said she want to throw me up.
Hold up.
Date 5 South Show ain't nobody fucking with us.
The coldest podcast that you didn't ever fucking seen up on your TV screen or maybe your
computer screen or maybe your phone or whatever you watch it on.
85 South show we rapping too long we do too many songs or they talk about pussy
don't worry about we be doing what the fuck is you doing pussy so where you're sure what
so i can watch it in me comments and say that i don't like this and damn there was some dumb
shit yeah now how the fuck would you like that you're talking all your comments you don't
think i'm a type back come on bro your address in your bio i pull up on you now you need a bio for your
bio that you had while you was alive because you ain't no more.
And I'm gonna be smiling in my jail photo.
I hear a bunch of me because a nigger needed the fucking lag.
He'd be talking shit too much.
Fuck that, nigger.
I'm gonna let that ride.
Go.
Fuck that pussy that, nigger.
He ain't know, I'm Carlos Miller.
I came from a long life.
My uncle was a killer.
His uncle was a killer.
My grandfather was a killer.
So somebody killed him because they was killers.
And I'm a killer.
Fuck these hoes.
And all these broke out niggas, who'd be talking shit?
talking shit, say, I don't like your pants.
Well, nigger, you can suck a dick.
That's why you always worried about the shit
that Carlos Miller's doing.
You pussed assholes.
That's why your pussy's ruined.
Oh, you the fuck too many niggas and took too many pills.
You're a drug at a bitch, big titty, nick to the long tith lives.
Ooh, that's a nothing.
You can fuck up and still be cold.
And still be cold.
That's enough.
Oh, my God.
I should have been a rapper.
I should have got into music game.
You are a rapper.
I should have been in the music game.
Man, I'm gonna tell you, rap game, man,
is all you gotta do is be intellectual.
I'm going to studio, fucking shit.
That's somebody favorite shit right now.
I'm gonna tell you so.
Be intellectual.
Be intellectual.
Intellectual.
Come on, man.
All right, let me hit a little.
Let me hit a little bit.
Let me hit a little bit.
1492.
Let me hit you.
For Columbus, he came to America on the ocean blue.
He bought some niggas too.
Because the niggas on the boat,
they had to tell him what to do,
and one was driving.
And another one had a map.
and another one was rolling weed and a big-ass leaf flap.
Mmm.
And the other one was downstairs cooking.
And the other one was mopping and seeing who was looking.
And the other one was up there with that long thing on its eye.
And there was another one who had a gun just in case somebody wanted to ride.
It was another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one.
Whole bunch of niggas, like three or four white folks.
They put the white folks on like two or three different boats.
so they can look like they're running shit.
You know how they act, bro.
It was one shit with one white dude
and a whole lot of black folks,
but they was in the back, though.
Let me tell you something about a black history.
These white folks try to hide that shit in books like it's a mystery.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
I could this shit real clear to me.
We ain't any no motherfucking Christians in back in history.
We was doing the shit, huh?
Real king style in the jungle, eating the shit,
doing things running wild, butt-knit kid.
Titties everywhere.
Ariola showing.
Come on, man.
Big-ass, these booties.
Them hoops be knowing.
Come on.
That shit comes from your ancestors.
Big-ass ancestors.
But now you're sitting your motherfucking ass up on the chester dresser.
On the chester dresser?
And the dirty-ass saint.
Come on.
You're supposed to be a queen, baby.
What the hell you think?
See, every time they bring up Martin Luther King,
they'll tell you about the gangster shit is always I have a dream.
See, at the end, the part that they don't be telling to y'all.
Martin Luther King was like, integration.
I'm like, no.
Really?
He was like, no, let's get some money.
At first it was kinda fucked up,
but it ain't funny how they be doing.
Shit, let's boycott everything.
I put that on my mama.
If y'all gonna ride it, do the damn thing.
And they were like, hold on.
You got to fuck with the money.
It's gonna fuck with the money.
I mean, we gotta do something,
unless he's gonna fuck up our money.
Let's do something, cause we got the money.
See?
That's the part they'll never be putting off in the book.
And when he got shot, they'd be like, over there, a nigga, look.
See, them niggas already knew what was going down.
That's why everybody was standing around and didn't nobody dug down.
Man, I'm going to tell you about this.
Separation is a bitch.
We should have stayed lit.
You mean segregation?
We should have dead our thing.
We should have listened to Malcolm X.
We should have took off the chains.
No, don't say that it's not up on YouTube.
Because that type of shit that'll make YouTube flag you.
Because we don't promote no hate speech.
Hey, I'm just telling you how I is.
It's from when Ray D.
Because our ancestors went through some shit,
some ass whooping, raping this shit,
and our babies was damn to took.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're saying all the wrong shit now.
Hey, Jay Owen, do me a favor, bro.
Just slow that shit down.
Welcome back to another edition of 85%.
I don't know what the fucking Mario Tori guy was going on.
That was a very aggressive stance that he just took.
It was like David Bell.
on beach.
Yeah, he was on.
He went crazy.
I wasn't like the dude on frat.
Yeah, man.
You had a lot on your mind.
I didn't know it was about to get dark.
Came out of anywhere.
Yeah, it did.
Black history.
Yeah, black history, man.
What's some of your favorite moments in black history?
Man, actually, man, just, you know, I was a sports guy too.
So like BoJack and Dion.
I was, I was blown away with the Dion.
Yeah.
30 for 30.
Yeah.
Man, those cats is dope, man.
Hershaw Walker.
Even O.J.
Man, was a dope bad fucking running back, man.
They can never take that away from OJ.
Never take that away from OJ.
Some of my favorites.
I like when Alan Arison got his hair braided on the bench.
That was great black history moments.
When the paces in the pistons got the fight, that was in the
black history of my favorite black history in the sport.
Gabby Douglas, you know, that made history in our time.
So I was a proud of said to that.
I like when the bond James went and told him mama sit her ass down.
That was black history.
That was black history.
That was black history.
Yeah.
That was black history.
Definitely with some black history like that.
Um, Chef Ginnard won the damn cooking challenge, the black guys from the Alabama.
Come on, bro.
You same boat broke the world record wasn't any tied.
Serena Williams, you get me?
Shout out to Venus too.
Beans.
Just cause.
Yeah, that's because they're sister.
Yeah, that's black history right there.
Killer Mike make a dope-ass Netflix.
Yeah, yeah.
But like you said, black history, though, that just for them being sister.
Yeah.
out their money with bees in there.
Who would ever talk it?
Hmm.
With Serena ads, they're moving in their skirt.
Here you go.
See?
I don't even like to talk about it no much.
But it's dead.
To the white man.
She's gone, bro.
Bras, she gone.
Yeah.
Serena.
Jamika William.
Jamika.
Who Venus worked with?
White man, too.
Probably got a hold of us.
Oh, no.
Don't tell me that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They're around a different caliber of people.
Yeah.
It's sad to lose them like that.
Yeah.
I feel like, I don't know.
We don't know what we're going to do.
Well, you know the thing about it is shit.
What can you do?
Nothing.
You fuck with on the caliber of people that, what do you do?
I thought Venus were fucking would change you, you know what I mean?
Shut the fuck up.
Stop making them shit, bro.
It was something strange, though.
Stay off that shit, bro.
I can see that.
I told you to stop reading that shit.
I can see that happen.
He's just making them shit, bro.
You might have just read them back to back.
I don't think that's...
You might have read Serrily doing the Chingy.
She was doing the Chiquette.
No.
After the...
No.
I don't know nothing about that.
Now, I'll be starring shit on the show, but...
Yeah.
Delete that part.
Yeah!
That shit get on the internet, bradneggis, get the paste of it.
Sirita, we're on the day, what?
Lord forbid they didn't ever took a picture somewhere.
Oh, Lord.
Breaking news on the 85
stop making up shit
this just in
serena way
you could google
you could google picks
of chiggy
and uh venus william
oh man
i just found out one of my favorite women
is married to a white man
oh stop
man
who
by old is that
a lady from
uh
how to get away with murder
same one from fences
with did tell Washington
yeah one of my favorites
she is not married to no white man
yes she is
man
start telling me bad news
I'm sorry.
Childish skin, you know, marital white woman, too?
His name childish.
He should, yeah.
He's good.
He's gonna say, he's got shit to do with his name, man.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
What?
Damn.
You say that shit now, but we're gonna look up in 30 years.
Ain't nobody gonna be black no more.
You know how we'd be saying, damn, like,
for the women to be married to, like, damn, they're married to the white men.
I want to do some of the white women and be like,
damn, he married to a black girl.
Only we didn't think of some shit.
Damn it, damn.
We lose.
We looting.
All white men, chill and bitch.
God damn.
We're gonna look around.
They probably got a name for it that you'll never figure out.
Well, looks like another race car driver's in here.
What the fuck is it?
He's black and white.
The race card, black and white flag.
You don't get it.
Oh, man.
We got a referee in here.
Oh, he's the zebra.
talk employee oh he's a zebra he's a zebra cake he's a step and repeat snap and repeat oh
they probably got a stupid-ass name for us like that covert racism man fuck that
my black history month should be every month it is what should we do different than black
history month that we ain't doing I feel like we should be blacker I feel like everything
that they thought we were doing we should turn it up on their ass because
That's why everybody had to make it fun of a black face and shit.
Nicar, we ought to really give them some shit to, we ought to really, like,
but we should do it with so much class.
And we should really just make them, like, we should make them just kiss our ass.
We should be turned up, bro.
We should be having.
We should be doing something.
All month should be something popping.
And then just, you know how they have something.
I blame BET.
I feel like we should just be trivial.
We should just be barbecuing 24 hours of all that stereotypical.
shit they think we're going to be doing.
Just niggins just riding around all our
music loud.
Two, three in the morning.
Just shivis everywhere.
All that.
All that taco bell.
Instead of marching, instead of marching,
instead of marching just a long line of shivis ride through the city.
Just riding all through the suburbs.
They didn't even have no police to pull all of us over.
Right.
We just all up in the suburbs.
Just listening to plies and shit.
Throwing trash out the ones.
Loud.
Loud.
Loud.
Bullshit, dumping gut, blood guts all of them.
Dumping blunts everywhere.
every well pulling up what are we doing by making motherfucking checkers run out of the ice cream
i feel like that's the way should be the one month we save all our black shit and just do it all
that one like niggas gonna buy no rims until february like we should just be our month to
just show all black we should buy all new cars all month just all february niggins just
that's why we get our income tax just stack up just stack up all for the other 11 months that
and find all the black-owned business
and just buy all that shit from each other.
Yeah.
Find the, nigga, that shit'll be cold.
You on the song.
That'll be cold.
Black history money.
We ought to really make black history.
Black people have spent a record $190 million in the black community.
With each other.
We don't know what we're going to do with these bawling-ass Negroes.
We haven't even seen them.
We don't know where they are.
Where are the black people?
They haven't even been on Instagram.
When you love to turn on 60 minutes and they just panicking, black people are leaving New York City in record numbers.
We don't know what we're going to do.
We don't have enough city workers.
There are not enough people to drive the trains.
We don't know.
Our economy is collapsing.
Please come back.
Save up all your vacation days.
You'll spend them all February 28 days.
Every person and every job everywhere during February, just quit.
What if niggins stop going to Chris?
Companies would fail.
What if there wasn't no more black on black cram?
No, no.
What if all the OG niggins were like, you mad at that niggins?
That's rigid.
Bring your nephew down here.
These niggins want a goddamn fight and kill each other.
Let them kill each other, goddamn it.
Ain't gonna be in the street.
Ain't no police.
Y'all fight till you get, now hug.
Y'all don't want to kill each other.
Shut the fuck up.
Go on about the minute.
Come on, man.
Too easy.
Come on.
That's what used to happen back of the day.
You used to fight it out, play basketball.
But it's gonna be niggas who were out there like Floyd Mayweather.
They're gonna go tell the white people all in the news.
on the news you don't know where the niggas at they down there in florida they went to
man semya jackson why he don't mind me the nigger all of nights the box is like he just like
who's floored mate with me they're fucking dummy man damn i feel like that's sammy on jackson on jango
man he he wanted him no i think he'll get a fuck by nobody but floyd didn't give a fuck
yeah he's seen somebody post that shit hey shout out to that niger
Who is Durante?
Geronte.
Who is that?
Ain't that how you say a name?
Javonte Davis.
I put an R instead of the beat.
Yeah, you're a cold nigga, bro.
Hey, no, he's a cold.
Somebody gonna hear that name me.
He knocked the nigga out after the fact.
The nigga thought he was about to come back to fight.
I'm like, nah, my shit ain't working.
That nigga took a knee in the ring.
Yeah, exactly.
He tried to act like he wanted some mode, but his body was like,
he was real.
That what made me change from talking about Floyd to him.
Like, we got us a real.
I like how you brought that here.
Yeah.
yeah just we're gonna have to erase certain negativity out of our
language yeah floyd he's gone he gone he gone there ain't no saving it
you can't look to him for nothing outside of
boxing being extravagant him and his boxing yeah his boxing and buying all the
shit that i can buy yeah he gonna regret that shit one day because he cut us off he
really walking his way this is not his first time though it's not but that's what i'm
and see the and that's okay i'm sorry and that's just like how like j g like you said the
the modern-day Frederick Douglass.
He has the same amount of power right now.
He has even more because he has
he has access to
his money right then.
You get what I'm saying?
He can be a walking. He can be a walking
Moses. He got all this money.
He ain't pulled them niggins to the side. I'm like,
let's get our own shit. The black-ass boxing
association. Let's buy a whole
city. Right.
Shit, let's buy a city and get a boxage, a gym, a train facility.
You can buy all that shit like D-U-R-D.
This is the thing, though, this shit sounds easy when it ain't your money.
True.
It's easy to say.
But this motherfucker buys a watch.
That's worth $18 million or one-point something.
Yeah, see, that's just, nigger, if the motherfucker who is selling $18 million watches
and you find a motherfucker who's going to buy, you ain't going to make them pay for it.
True.
Come on, man.
Shit.
Who is the fucking?
I can say.
I can look at this right now.
That's why I don't like the internet.
Who's the fuck to say that the shit
cost that money?
A nigga might have saw that bitch
and was like,
Nick, I saw Mario Torre with a $20 million watcher.
Who is the fuck to say that?
That's how they verified.
That's probably $3,500.
All the shit you have ever seen
online, you ain't seen
the goddamn receipt or the tag on it.
Every day they come out and say,
oh, this new rapper just spent
$300,000 on the chain.
Who gives a fuck?
Who's to say that?
That jeweler might have made that chain for $4,000 and say, post me on your Instagram, and we are fighting.
How do you price $18 million, and what made you, listen, I don't know.
I'm going to tell you something.
I don't believe none.
All I'm saying, you can believe that shit if you want to.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
I don't think a nigga worked his ass up to spend no goddamn $18 million on no shit like that.
Ask him, Lois.
Huh?
Ask him.
What the fuck they sell them at?
Who you got to know?
It's one of one.
Who you got to know?
that's gonna sell you some $18 million.
And how much do this motherfucker got?
Man, if he can sell it for $18 million?
And if he made him $18 million of watch, how much?
They're not about to let no goddamn black man spend no $18 million, nothing at nowhere at one time.
At one time?
Niggins, show up and try to spend $18 million on a watch.
And watch the feds, everybody.
Motherfucking coming off them ropes.
Get on the motherfucker on the motherfuck and float.
When your birthday?
You're going to go ice.
What's your mother's made name?
Your name Floyd?
Mm-mm.
fuck the dope
no man don't believe that shit
don't I don't know I don't even
I'm not hustling for no shit like that
no no fuck no
you know how long it takes to make millions
you're gonna buy a fucking goofy as what
to tell the same amount of time as you could
with a goddamn casio
no hell no
not doing that shit no more
no time ain't even nothing
I like how everybody ain't rich like that though
because it makes you appreciate that type of shit
I mean you get some money it's nice to go out
and buy you some nice shit
but nigga I'm
You don't got to be competing with motherfuckers
who've already been rich and richer than you.
And then what the fuck is,
even somebody look at your wife and say,
oh damn that shit dope as fuck.
Nika, they're going to go home and go to sleep.
There ain't nobody going to be thinking about your ass.
That's the best thing about seeing people with money, my name.
Like people who have real money
or a lot of money.
This shit that they'll spend a lot of money on,
people will be like,
what the fuck is home with you?
That's a white man somewhere who spent $6 million
to have a fucking dinosaur bone
on his coffee table.
what yeah it they do shit like that you'll never see this grass anywhere in the
real fucking teradactyl skull it's real they breathe two million
man get the fuck out of here yeah 300,000 you can bring some pigs you know one
thing I'm mad about though from the whole rap game entertainment industry on
the black side what that started all these record labels don't nobody had no
building what a building that you know robot none of these record labels
That's true.
Except QC.
Where the fuck is the cash money building?
All the Americans we didn't bought.
We deserve a ride by something and see a cash money side.
In New Orleans.
On the side of that bitch.
Or at least have like a place where you can visit that shit like Motown or something.
That's what I'm saying.
They never took a picture in front of a building that note.
You ever seen them in the studio?
I've seen Lil Wayne record an album in a hotel room.
Not saying that they didn't have one.
They didn't have one.
I'm just saying, where is the buildings for all this shit?
These niggins.
You don't lose no building.
No.
I want the buildings.
I want to see the buildings.
Yeah.
Unless they just got them all in their house.
You know, a lot of cats be buying houses.
Yeah.
But then a lot of them being like suites and shit in office buildings or whatever.
But that's bullshit.
I want to see where the buildings is on by black folks.
All this fucking money.
Yeah.
Well, that's the same thing about comics.
We don't have no black on comedy clubs, except for Jack.
One.
Well, it's probably more than one.
I mean comic wise like a rich comic comic and ain't that many because I think because
comics hate comedy clubs I mean why if you were a comedian why the fuck would
you want to own a comedy club you want to own a comic club I would hell yeah if I had
enough bread I mean I don't know I probably I would open the dope-ass
I ain't on your list of shit to do though I'm just saying like if you open into your
city you ain't necessarily gonna be there if you want to do some guest appearance shit
but you got one of them you got access to comics you're gonna book that shit for
a year.
Because now it's more on the business side
you really. Yeah, I would do it. I think
that shit would really work. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Maybe. Do your city
got with? Nope. Think about it. I know the niggas in my city.
They're going to go one time and then I'm going to close that bitch.
Once everybody go once, it's over. They're not going to keep coming.
They're going to take one picture.
Man, y'all having another goddamn show.
Man, we're not fend to be in this.
fucking every weekend 20 dollars again my city too small it's too item minimum
it's just like saying bullfuckers over and over again country folks ain't paying two items
might be a little bigger and then they're gonna go and complain like why i don't bring uh
kalo down oh shit whoever then it's like because you ain't gonna pay for that shit
oh a motherfucker gonna flip out when they try to sneak their bottle in the company club and they
think i'm about to argue for a nigger who won't pay $20 for us drinking some wings
This is my nephew shit.
What the fuck you mean?
I can't bring my boss in it.
Two item minimum.
Ooh, y'all from mail with y'all's there, man.
Listen, they out of that brought that city stuff down here.
Two item apiece?
Man, you might.
So I got to buy two items for me and my wife.
And my wife, man, when we together.
So I'm going to order something, she's going to order something.
That's two right there.
Now, it's two apiece.
That, you mean to tell me, if I order something, she'll order something.
That ain't two.
Man, they got damn bill with $60 or something.
Oh, man, motherfuckers thing, man.
Well, Lord, I'm glad you didn't come.
God damn.
Man, that shit high.
We had a night time.
That shit half.
I ain't going back, I'll tell you that.
Man, that shit.
I don't give a damn who the hell out there.
They can bring Red Fox back to that motherfucker.
I ain't going.
Hey, the last six that all there ever get from me.
She give me.
Those niggins say that shit quick.
$7 for a bud life.
Some goddamn, I could buy a seven bud life
for seven dollars, yeah.
Then the motherfucker went in cold.
The motherfucker wasn't even cold.
You can't satisfy these names.
Man, you can't.
Bring me a warm-ass bill for seven-dark.
You can bring them a bucket of ice
that had a bit in there.
The bitch brought the bug of the ice
and just had water all on my table.
The bitch ain't putting no napkin down or nothing.
God damn.
Well, we're supposed to drown?
And the bit that I argue with the bitch, she don't put gratuity on that motherfucker.
We ain't order shit about like that.
I said thank you.
What the fuck wrong with these folks, man?
Then these motherfuckers start.
The showboys started at 915.
They started 9.30.
They're rushing me.
You got to sit down, sir.
We sat down 15 goddamn minutes.
Then the nigger wasn't funny worth of damn.
The first...
I could have went up there and did this you did that shit.
The first one, he wasn't about shit.
Then the motherfucker got a nerd to try to sell me a DVD after the show.
I don't spend sex then.
Motherbugger's going to say something about my hat.
I just saw you.
I was going to talk about my hat.
I turned that motherfucker out then.
I got to arguing with it.
I told his ass up.
I told you, you ugly motherfucker.
Yeah, ask my wife, I didn't know, baby.
Yeah, I told him, you're ugly some bitch.
You always got to ask the wife.
Oh, man.
Add my wife.
Didn't that baby.
Didn't that baby.
Allma went on the stage and yank this ass on that mother,
I told him give me the mic.
It wouldn't get me the mother.
Why old niggins talk and get the movement like,
it wouldn't get me the mother, like.
Hell, hell, they all was in the way.
Hell, shit.
Shit.
I told my wife, run me to the liquor store.
Hell.
They don't pay me, charge me $7 out of one bill.
Run me to the liquor.
Yeah, I'm going to get that.
A fucking surcharge.
Right.
Too, I had a minimum.
That was there on the wall.
I would come, but you're gonna put me in your little shit, man.
Don't put me on your little shit, man.
I ain't try to be on the spot.
No, man.
But you know, I do that funny shit my dad or so.
Hey, hey, I'm who you need to have on stage with you.
I'm a fool.
So what I got to do to get started?
How do I get on there?
Shit.
Man, at my cousin.
I don't need to be, bro, I just...
I just do that.
I just be saying shit.
That should come on the top.
But I just never did that coming shit
because I was so caught up in the street.
Hey, let me ask you this.
How much y'all be making, man?
You know what I'm saying?
So I just come down there and I just...
If I wanted to start, who I...
Where you be at?
Where you be at?
Let me open up for you.
Yeah.
No, no, for real, no, for real, next time you're doing something.
Yeah, I'm gonna ride.
I'm gonna ride.
I'm gonna have my wife.
Man, gotta have my wife.
Shit, you need you a real goon with you anyway.
You know me, man.
I'm telling you, hey, what motherfuckers to hear the shit I'll be saying?
This shit gonna go.
They're gonna say, damn, where you behind that nigga at?
That nigga, hey.
I'm telling you, man, all you gotta do is, hey, all you got to do is put me on there.
I bet, hey, they're gonna take your shit off to the top, too.
Because look, when folks see that you,
You fucking with somebody who real.
They gonna know you real.
I know a whole bunch of people at work.
Yeah, come.
Everybody at work, fuck with me already.
Like, that's gonna pack a whole auditor in about.
Dude.
Nick, those six people.
I know everybody.
I just be on everybody to do come.
Anybody who think it's easy, go do it.
Man, that'd be the fun of shit.
That shit is hilarious, man.
Just watch a motherfucker shit not work.
Like, okay, thank you.
I told you.
Watch that shit not work.
That shit is not easy.
No.
You motherfucker can get the fumbling over the word.
Yeah, man, then I told the bitch.
That's what they think is.
When that first joke don't work and they then walls start closing in on the motherfucker.
Do do-doo, do-doo.
Then she'd be like, god damn, hey, uh, damn, y'all tough out here.
Do-da-to-do-da.
Man, the nigga recognized he bunk.
God damn, y'all don't laugh at shit.
Well, I'm gonna get out of here.
we were waiting on your ass.
Shit.
I get the lad,
I get the lad,
nigger took all the laughs.
Oh,
I guess y'all want to hear
some pussy jokes over.
That one,
that one of only
like doing black crown,
y'all don't know.
Boy, when the niggas,
when the niggas,
say this at the end,
it just totally silly for me,
bro.
Hey, man,
I just came up here
show my nigger Mario
some love,
man.
Ah,
that's the killer
right there ain't.
No,
what about when they
Say, man, I just wanted to try the few jokes, y'all that.
Right.
That's the shit you were doing three months ago, two years ago.
Four years ago.
Oh, now this would be funny, too.
Oh, y'all ain't liked that one?
Man, fuck y'all, man.
Nah, what the niggins say this?
You were talking to him at the show.
Yeah, that was my new shit.
Don't do that!
Don't ever do that.
That shit, garbage.
And that's your new shit?
You need to go back to your old new shit.
Your old new shit.
A nigger born came off stage.
Came off stage, you know, the nigga ain't say nothing like shit.
That's a part of the game.
I reached, you know, just a little doubt.
Oh man, I ain't worried about that shit.
I didn't ask you, I didn't ask you anything, brother.
I didn't, I didn't ask you how you felt about shit.
I just reached my hand out for depth, like.
Right.
I seen a nigga bomb so hard at Uptown.
Mm.
That's the kid.
He got a bomb so hard for some reason.
He told a nigga to bring him back.
Man, bring me back, man.
I do that shit again, man.
He's probably the only nigger that you didn't seem bomb back to back.
I was like, what the fuck you go back up for?
You thought they forgot?
Hey, bring me back, man.
I'm out, man, I was off a little bit.
Man, I had eight before I got on stage.
That's what it was.
You know, usually what I did.
Man, I'm about when a nigger called you to get them a guest spot in their bomb.
Right.
Hey, man, see if you man, let me go up.
Hey, man.
Give him a couple minutes.
He funny?
He funny?
He funny?
He funny?
Yeah, go ahead, man.
Lost this you man?
I don't even know that nigga, boy.
Because if you bum, you ain't good no more.
You ain't good.
That's your destiny.
You gotta take that bomb.
We ain't cool till I know you're not gonna bomb.
Taking that bomb as like a fucked up tattoo.
You got to cover that shit up one day.
Man, you got to go.
Like, I gotta see you real.
no the best thing if you bomb you got to be funny somewhere else if it's still a young night
you got to go somewhere at least make it through your set or something today you're not just
about to ride around with this explosion on you though you're gonna suck smell like smoke man what
you're a booth i had a bad set nigga do you know i stayed in that parking line and roasted every
motherfucker i can find and see i got i got to get a laugh so well fuck y'all you mean you know who is
the foulest nigga, the nigger, the niggubb, man.
Look, I had got them.
You didn't bomb in front of K-dub.
No, I didn't bomb, but my last joke didn't hit.
So it comes on state, he was like, yeah,
you know, that last joke went shit.
So I start trying to roast him.
We said, no, you ain't gonna get a laugh from me.
And walked on.
No, but K-dub, the type of nigger.
Tell him, Mario, for the next six years you see him.
Hey, now, that last joke went shit.
I don't get a fuck, what you say.
Hey,
Hey, you remember you what's a name?
You put it in tonight.
But I'm gonna tell you now,
that last joke, that motherfucker still.
They probably forgot, I ain't forgot.
You remember, you remember who's at the spot
and you did that joke?
Hey, now, hold on, now.
Hick with that last joke you did.
That nigga ass old, man.
Shut out the page.
And this shoot be fun as fuck, kid.
I just lived the dick.
Y'all, y'all had a good-ass little era.
Yeah.
Our air is still going on.
No, I'm saying, like, the trenches.
In the streets.
Man, the comedy game is changed.
That shit puts it now, though.
It wasn't to be too many places like we could do.
We had to really go away and was in.
When we were coming around, niggas, we couldn't, we couldn't get on stage and just roast with y'all.
Y'all wouldn't even give us, you know, with certain niggas.
Now you go to the spot, these niggas.
You don't want to roast with them.
Because they just not in the time.
I don't even know.
I can't say that because I don't know who the fuck out here.
You don't even speak to them.
I don't.
Mario a good nigga, you gonna speak to me.
I ain't, I'm trying to be a good man.
That ain't gonna help nobody any.
I don't have my time.
That's what's wrong with motherfuckers.
They always think somebody being nice to him.
It ain't.
Niggas just be looking like, look, man, I got other shit to do.
Then you get on the nigga today, lo?
You got to tell you them jokes by your goddamn self.
Yeah, I got other shit to do.
Then you get on the nigga today?
He thought you weren't being nice?
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
I do that shit every day.
What was he doing?
Um, I don't know.
That niggie, oh, let me ask, hold on, you're talking about, let me ask the people.
Ladies, what do you think about the niggins who's sitting like this?
You see how I'm sitting.
Why are you?
This is a man.
No, that nigger, you came late, Chad over there sitting like this, just swinging his foot.
Craig the joke, no stories about this?
A lot of business isn't sitting like that.
That's what I said, that's the rich.
That's the rich stand.
You know what, you heard the first thing I said, I said,
that nigga was winning, then you sit like...
Go get the money, bird!
Get the money!
Get the money first!
Don't be just doing that shit!
Man, you know, make my auntie sit like that and watch murder men.
You're not about to sit up in here with your fucking fire all now.
There's the shit, crow.
No!
Ow, how you fuck, who it was.
Bro, don't sit like that.
No.
And nightside was straight, oh.
Man, he was dating in his foot!
No, I want to do it.
Hey!
Oh, that's what you draw the line.
So you know you're wrong, but you ain't gonna think...
Hey, see, that's what I'm talking about.
Pick that up.
Hey, man, Joe, I see you, if you never see me doing some shit out of garry,
say something, Nick, don't just make that shit rap.
I don't get a fuck, what's status I'm on, and how much I got.
You see me got them doing some shit you ain't seen me do before.
You don't got a change.
You don't got a change.
You're all right.
What you mean?
What you mean?
Well, I ain't never seen you.
No way to walk the joke quick before that damn camera.
You see what I'm talking about?
Man, I don't know.
How somebody said he got nothing to do that?
They got a lot to do with everything.
He ain't the wrong cause to talk about it.
We can talk about it.
It's still the same thing.
You have to be sitting over here like an auntie,
man.
That was what Lowe's told him, but Chan flipped out.
Chan got up and said, who the fuck you talking to?
I got money.
You don't tell me how to sit.
I'm a business owner.
This is how successful niggas sit.
He said, if I want to go.
He said, if I want to go.
dangle my foot, nigga.
I'm gonna dangling my shit.
And he kept kicking his foot, though.
He said, Nick, I was slacks.
But he was fucked up because he had his thigh turn.
I was like, nigga.
That's fucked up, bro.
Don't sit like that.
You sit like an auntie watching murder mystery.
Don't do that.
Watching what, low?
Murder mysteries, man.
Those cold case files and shit.
Not them.
Not my dog.
Investigated discovery.
That's my dog, bro.
You think I'm not going to say something?
You're supposed to.
Hey, dog.
Tighten up.
I don't know why you bought that.
I should have.
I shouldn't have.
You should have.
Because there's got to be addressed.
Because there's women out there who watch this show.
Like, that's right.
Fuck these bitch ass-knickers.
Crossing their legs.
Crossing their legs.
How he had it?
How he had it?
Hold that.
Thack.
Lean it.
Lean it.
Leaning.
No, bro.
Don't explain that shit.
Hey.
Don't explain it.
No more.
He said like that.
I'm glad he, listen.
And one thing about it, as grown black men these days, we have to accept when our brother check us.
Just checked it.
That's all the way.
Mario, this is the crazy part.
If I catch you sit like that again next time, I'm gonna pop you.
I'm gonna pop him like a napkin.
That's what I'm saying?
Fix your goddamn leg.
Motherfucker.
And then you hit it with the back like that.
Get your goddamn leg, dude.
I'm gonna catch your ass shit like that again.
Or hit him on a hit him with something.
You got pick up.
You got pick up.
That is totally fast.
Your dad would see you sitting like that?
That's the same shit I'm telling.
That's the same shit I'm telling.
What's his daddy gonna say?
Man, my goddamn son's shit.
What's your mama gonna say?
And they're gonna be mad at you?
What was Lowe's when you were sitting like that?
Don't say shit?
Did you see the picture?
Why you got your cousin with it?
Why you ain't say nothing?
You rind him for nothing.
You condone the shit.
That's his nickname.
That's his nickname.
Thahe.
Thahe hi and shit on me.
He's thai high and shit on me.
He's trying to explain it to me.
No man.
They were at Brock Nation and it was the camera man.
Trying to go to the brunch next year, man.
You got to sit like this, all right?
Everyone at the Rock Nation brunch was sitting like that.
You know I'm going to Derby this year.
I got to get my hat.
Come on man.
Like, because he got on Nike sweats, the Nike sign like this,
but it was straight up in the out, like how he was sitting like it was.
This the shit that was disturbed me to the foot down.
The dick, the dog.
Yeah, kicking my feet, bro.
Look, he didn't deny nothing but the daigro.
He checked you.
He didn't deny nothing but the daigle for you.
He doesn't like your brother.
Look, now, look, I smoked the weed, but I ain't had nothing to do with the wraps.
You're right.
I ain't had shit to do with the raps.
Man, he better not swing your feet at the bar.
I was just waiting on him and throw his hand behind his head like the auntie with the short cut.
Tell me a little about you.
What the fuck is all this fucking moistness behavior?
I just knew.
pretty girl rock song were playing in his head not too chay man stop bashing
coming down a lonely road people gonna watch this and take this as bullying so just
just this oh stop yeah they're gonna but just know that uh that's a lot of people have their thighs
out what were you guys this podcast ain't for that type of signal it ain't for that it ain't
behavior this podcast ain't for you to have your thigh and we got one of the executives
sitting like that but the podcast ain't for that no for that now i'm getting confused
Now it's making me questioning a lot of shit.
Who is this nigga being up into this point?
He didn't got comfortable, now he can start being himself.
But, look, another executive told him about how he was sitting.
Right.
And he ignored that executive.
Right.
Multiple times.
Yeah, multiple times.
We probably should put an email out or something here.
Because I don't want the company to start suffering from internal problems.
Well, also, also, fellas, now, you got to go up to HR.
You got to keep this consideration.
No, no, no, no, you got to keep this consideration because at the beginning when we first hired him, this was not in the handbook.
We have to put this in now.
No, I actually spoke with him.
He grandfathered in the house.
I have to have to consult with another one of my partner in the firm.
It has been confirmed that, I mean, Joe feels the same way.
And he's mentioned it.
He's mentioned it.
So not only is.
So this has happened on another case.
It's happened on several.
occasions.
Is this your first time catching him?
And outside the workplace.
Is this your first time catching you?
This is just a behavioral thing now.
He's bringing his...
So it's redundant now.
Yes.
It's redundant.
It's blatant.
And none of you guys decided to bring this up until now.
No, he brought it up.
He forced the issue because he's...
You had enough.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
This is seriously than I thought.
He's being belligerent.
And he's not respecting the work environment.
It's selfish.
So should we talk to him?
talk to him I mean we it's nothing else to talk about nothing else to talk about so terminated
terminated me no terminated man it needs to be it needs to be on its file that this is a
continuous problem yeah I think at least put it on and I feel I feel personally
mild suspension I feel that is affecting the income into the business wow yeah because what
about the perception is the thigh distracted this is a thigh distracted this could do a lot
The thighs.
To ruin.
Me personally, yes.
It could ruin our reputation.
It could kill us in the streets.
He has a point.
What about our urban campaign?
Our show is 56% male-dominated.
You have a point?
We are one of the top performers in our market.
That's because we haven't shown any flaws in the product.
I'm going to hate to do this.
I didn't want to say it, but I wanted to file sexual harassment.
I do not feel like I want to file sexual harassment.
I do not feel like I want to do.
to do this but I'm gonna have to do this because I do not want my name on that paperwork
man this is a fucking avalanche waiting to happen the snowball effect the only thing that
I am proud it was no 85 South Gear on him when he was sitting like that can you imagine can you
fucking imagine imagine how he would have had his hat fire fest all over again he's gonna he's
so three days three days three days uh we got to without pay without without pay without without
And he may have the four-fifths
sum of his bonus.
It's only fair.
If it was me with the drinking again,
that's what it would be.
And he's going to have to
take some open
sitting classes.
He's going to take some open-sitting classes.
Exactly.
Anchor management.
Anger management.
Because he got mad
and lost with reprimandment.
Anger management.
Mandatory sitting classes.
Yes.
And he owes this company an apology.
And a formal apology.
And without a shadow of
doubt. This
feet dangled shit?
It's going in the employee handbook.
D dangling. D-dangling.
Oh, my God. It's outlaw. I don't
never want to see it in this place again.
Well, he's going to have
let's bring him in.
Now, that's
one occasion. Let's have another
something that you want.
What did you have
to steal from an employee?
Look, this, I'm not
I'm not here.
I'm not here to be a complaining.
I'm here to make this shit as great as it can be.
And if, you know, these are the things that go on here.
I just asked you a question, Lose.
What did you find in Houston and you had to confiscate?
A motherfucking pink du rag, man.
A pink du rag.
This nigger don't even have waves.
Now, that is in the handbook.
Do you guys are just not bringing this up?
No, but listen, man.
Pink do rag is already banned it.
We brush you in as a con.
consultants. They try to fix this thing before the wildfire started.
Now, I feel...
This is already burning. I feel
that the social influence is getting
to the guys. Because they're just stepping out of character. I mean, first we got
leg crossing. Then we got pink fucking duress. Then you got feet dangling. It's a domino
effect. You got feet dangling? Yeah.
Yeah, he's on two... I heard Craig tell the bitch that
he was a red bone.
He didn't think I heard it.
He FaceTimbing with a bitch and she's like so.
Just grab yourself this.
Was this on the clock?
It's on clock.
On the clock.
He gonna look right at the phone and tell this bitch, I'm a thick red bone.
So that's sex on raspy.
Craig, tell me the shit.
Sex, no rastardt.
Craig then told the bitch he'll think red bone.
So how you look?
Well, a nigger kind of thick.
I don't know.
Red.
I'm a big red nigger.
I'm like, no!
We got to get a new camera nigger!
And his brother is the nigga wearing the pink duress.
Who would fuck all these people around me, bro?
And I always say, I said, man, J-O-N a cool nigga on the beach.
But you didn't know under that fucking skull cat.
The reason why the beat was so funky.
And you're sitting there complimenting the whole time.
This shit funky.
And this whole time in his mind, just imagine if I had my shit.
Hold these waves down.
You don't even hear the worst part.
He asked Lose, I was looking for my shit
the whole time you stole it and held it.
I saw something you didn't see.
What?
You didn't see when he walked off with his brother.
And they were saying,
and they got my shit won't give it back.
I knew I ain't need my shit.
How the fuck he get a hold to it?
Why he just not said?
And he went through my bag, bro.
And he wanted to put a police report out
I heard Craig say, bro, if you want to do something, Mike, you know I got it.
And you know who both of them went to.
Come on, man.
The feet dangler.
So now it's three against one.
So you mean to tell me, it's been some chubilite.
Joe's like, hey, man, chill out.
It's been some fubilous.
Joe, like, let's just what we.
And it's been all kind of law breaking.
And you guys are just not breaking this to his.
So I didn't know about the thick red bone.
You really got to, you really got to watch who you around these days.
I didn't know about that shit.
Yeah.
He said that.
I'm going to talk with these guys tomorrow.
Yeah, he said that shit.
I'm going to pull them to the side on their lunch.
They're not even going to eat tomorrow.
I don't know what that shit was about, but.
They're not even going to eat tomorrow.
These are the things that happen.
We've got to get the fuck out of here.
I was just about to say I'm out of here.
Is it?
God damn, I don't even like y'all.
Time flies when you're having fun, guys.
Man, you don't have to, but I will.
No, I'm going to say it.
I'm gonna say it with you.
Let's do it.
Hey man, y'all's silly as fun.
You're gonna wrap up?
Let's wrap it.
Yeah, okay.
Well, there you have it, folks.
Bro, that camera crooked, I don't know if that shit recorded anything.
That bitch is really that focus.
Chad, beat dangled it to the other angle.
He slapped that bit.
Look, like this.
He kicked it with his foot.
He was nudging it.
You should have it, you should have it go out like this.
Entro.
Damn, feet dangling.
Left to the right.
Left to right.
And that one.
And 17.
You don't do my partner like that, man.
It's my motherfucking dog.
You don't glad you checked.
Don't you do that no more.
This is the 85 South Show.
it was and it still is another rendition of your favorite podcast man i hope you enjoyed this show
as much as we enjoy creating it for you always remember to stay focused you can be great
because you already are somebody believes in you but if you don't do it first it'll never happen
hell yeah how about that you are a response
for you take care of yourself first everything else will follow start
respecting yourself more man and believe god damn you can't have faith to be
scared yeah you got to believe in that shit keep moving find a new way to
take a shower man you've been missing some spots you stink I don't know
who needed to hear that one minute at a time yeah but behind your ear smells
fucking disgusting who your belly button's dirty that ain't a birth mark that's
dirt my nigger now
born with that shit.
You didn't get it out the mud.
You didn't look like mud.
You're just a nasty motherfucker.
Birth market is something you was born with you.
Yeah.
That came over time.
Yeah.
Three weeks ago.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Man, I've been Mario Torrey 85 South Show.
This is the coldest podcast.
One of the podcasts that put the real niggas on the map.
This podcast is for real niggas who didn't ever suck the ass off a nipple before.
You pour the titty out of your mouth, it's just be your lip print.
Now you gotta suck both of them.
Match.
Right.
Wintertime titty.
Fresh off of work titties.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Delicious.
Anytime titties.
Must love to all the niggas who'd be trying to wear their girl like a Super Bowl ring.
You ain't gonna catch that one.
Shots out to all the women who go to work and come home and they still smell good.
You know who ain't had a shout out in the men?
women who will lick your balls right off work, real ballers.
I had a woman tell me she preferred salty nuts.
Oh man.
One time.
It's all kind of freaks out here now.
Hey, shots out to all the freaks who disguise it real well.
Yeah.
They work for the city of the church.
I want to give a special shout out to all the women out there who getting hit through the boxer hole.
How you look back
When you're hitting through the box room
Hell yeah
When you're hitting it
You said a little man in sleep, Bain
Yeah
When you're hitting it through the front of that
Boxer hole
Right
You show a little man
Sleep?
I heard somebody
Hey
Lay your ass back down
No, they reminded me
This podcast is for everybody
Who bed room
Doe won't close out of the way
He just keep popping up.
You gotta move some shit in front of it.
Yeah, some shoes.
Mama, who in that with you?
Go to bed.
Go take your ass to sleep.
You got school in the morning.
That's who ain't here.
As to me who in my shit.
Your dad ain't.
Ha, ha.
Mm-hmm.
Shout out to everybody who about to get put out.
You don't even know it.
You think shit is all good.
Thought shit was sweet.
Now you ain't got no where the motherfucking eat.
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That's how we're getting down for the 2019.
2019.
For the 2020, for the 2020 twin-twin.
Okay.
And, yeah.
Yeah.
We'll see you next time.
Bunch, bitches.
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