The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Turn It Up On They Ass Karlous Miller! w Mario Tory And Navv Greene | Ep. 170

Episode Date: February 17, 2019

Karlous Miller calls up the Atlanta homies, Navv Greene and Mario Tory to talk about everything that’s going on from The Blackface scandals, to Black History month greatness. Karlous drops a few fre...estyles with J.0.N on the beat and Karlous Miller checks up on the 85 South Show crew to make sure they’re living right. Navv remembers being a broke little kid and Mario Tory keeps it enlightened reminding us that a Black man invented the car! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:53 I don't need a nigger doing me. Do yourself, because that's what the people. want to see now if you are here doing me with hell who gonna do you and now you fucking up how i do me you stupid dude i seen that niggins doing my joke and left the part off oh dude shit a nigger bombed came off stage you know the nigga ain't say nothing like shit that's a part of the game i reached you know just a little doubt oh man ain't worried about that shit i didn't ask you i didn't ask you anything brother i didn't i didn't ask you how you felt about shit I just reached my hand out for depth like right I said leg crossing then we got pink
Starting point is 00:02:34 fucking duress then you got feet dangling it's a domino effect you got feet dangling yeah I get it yeah he's on too I heard Craig tell the bitch that he was a red bone oh I feel like everything that they thought we were doing we should turn it up on their ends because that's why everybody had to make it for in front of us black face and shit nigga we ought to really give him some shit We have to really. Like, but we should do it with so much class. Clare.
Starting point is 00:03:01 We should just be barbecuing 24 hours of all that stereotypical shit they think we're gonna be doing. Just niggins just riding around all hours in the night. Music, loud. Two, three in the morning, just shit. And now he fucked it off. And then I'm like, damn, how you gonna do half of the joke? You should have did the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:03:19 You're cheating these folks. If you're gonna take my shit, take the whole damn thing. Don't take the part that you like. that you like because that's so goddamn lame and that's for you boy I know you watching the joe the tities of life do-doo do-do do do tithes is nice uh the tithes is like do-doo-d-o-o-o-o-o-oh. We don't never make no song about the little boobies but they like them little orange and shit. I call them some cuties And if she seen them
Starting point is 00:03:57 Tell me I just grab on them too Because the little titties need love And that's what I do I just be scooping them And grabbing them and pinching them And twisting them And kissing them and licking them And doing stupid shit with them
Starting point is 00:04:10 Damn That ain't right But man, them titty since I'm right It's like the titty Then gave me life Do do do Hey man, turn this shit off, right? Turn that shit off, right?
Starting point is 00:04:24 Welcome back to the 85 South Shore. You already know what we're doing, man. We in here being creative, magnificent, extravagant, extraordinary, magnificent gentleman. You know what I'm saying? We're out here just respecting women. Got to do that. Being faithful, not cheating, because that's just something that black men don't do. We don't have to cheat to get our point across.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Ever, you know, probably never will. Never will. Loz, what you said, why do we have our phones locked? Man, just to protect our grandma recipes and pictures of the family. Gravy recipe. You can't let this shit. It's because our main lady nudes in there, and we really don't want nobody getting access to that. I mean, do you really want people seeing the type of shit that me and you be talking about me a lady?
Starting point is 00:05:19 No, I'm doing this to protect our livelihood. Because you know she's going to act a goddamn fool If somebody let the goddamn python out If the python get out She's going to delete a whole Instagram Because she's going to be That's exactly where I was getting it Welcome back, man
Starting point is 00:05:38 We got Mario Tori in the house tonight 85% what it is, baby We got Nav Green in the house tonight after 2019 How y'all doing, man? Alive We ain't caught up in a minute, bro We ain't caught up in a minute But guess what, man?
Starting point is 00:05:53 We see each other doing our thing. I see you doing your motherfucking thing. 8.5 South. See my black brother's doing something fucking positive and rocking and making money. Yeah. Nick, I'm happy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:02 We try to keep the show real positive because it's a lot of negativity that goes into being a black man. Oh, you know what I'm saying? And like I say on this show all the time, don't just be a nigga. No. Be a better one.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Man, be a polished nigga. Come on, bro. Don't even try to steal that. The hoodies is already being made. Motherfucking tried to sell me a hoodie or some shit I said. That's so goddamn disrespectful. What is that quick-touch? No, they don't want to be like, brus.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Baby bird. Lo, fuck with me on me. I ain't made it yet, but I got a few dollars. I'm like, bitch, if you don't goddamn delete my shit. Off your shirt. Nigger, then did a whole comedy sketch to my joke. Nika, do your own jokes. I don't need no goddamn hell with this shit.
Starting point is 00:06:44 You thought you was putting me in the game by doing some... Nigger, stop. By putting your... That's niggas shit. That nigger doing sketches like a motherfucking. I'm not joke. Nits, sit your goddamn ass down so much. Did he CC you?
Starting point is 00:06:56 CCC? The nigga tag me in the shit. Oh, me, hey, bro, I don't need nothing that thing with that. Hashtag quit touching shit. Yeah, I'm just trying to get you some exposure. I'm just not that nigga who do all little extra-ass shit, bro. I'm not. Y' all niggas sit around and just performing other motherfuckers material.
Starting point is 00:07:13 That's terrible. That's super extra. With my voice. He's just acting it out. Oh, you extra extra extra. So me telling the joke is playing. Uh-huh. He's just acting it out.
Starting point is 00:07:23 So like we do on the live tracks. Yeah, I didn't ask you to do this. I don't know you. So low, he's middleman and your shit from getting to a TV. No, because he fucked. I posted a young nigga one time. I was like, oh, he fucked with me. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Let me post the shit. But now that I got a million followers. He wanted, he did. I think everybody got them trying to come up off me. You, fuck y'all. I ain't posted shit for you. A million or a million. No.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Bitches who ain't, I ain't even know, like my shit this way. shit this way you think you want to do some promo bitch no that beard shit don't work trying to get me to post some beard pills this niggas who got beers don't take no goddamn pills i got 62 beer oh oh yeah got damn pill to grow a beard if you got to take a pill to grow a beard i got you gonna have a beer i got more i got both like to stop working all kind of oils bro then he's like to take a pill for your dick because you brew your beard now your dick don't work they're fin of you selling flat tummy tea and all that shit on your page you're They're going to try to promote you out.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Man, I'm telling you, man. Herba life, all that shit. I had a bitch ask me, you might posting my weed page? Weave. Wee. You think a bitch to come to my page ain't about weed? You're talking about the shit to go down the hand when it come a weeve? I know, ma'am.
Starting point is 00:08:38 What do you say, bro? About what? You had. No, I'm not high. What you say? That's how I get with you. I said. Whatever I said, I said.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I didn't want you the thing I ain't. I know you said, son of them. No, but that shit was cold, though. How soldier boy came out of nowhere and just were like, nigga, I had the greatest comeback in 2018. Then he turned that bitch into the greatest comeback of 2018. Shout out the big soldier, boy. Drake on.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Big Drake on. I call him Big Soldier. Then sometimes it be Big Draco. Yeah, I call him Drake. Because I feel like the nigga did all this respect. Man, the man said he put a lot of facts out there now. The man dropped some facts. He did.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Now, the facts are there. He did. And it was hilarious. History, man, it was entertaining. I didn't know that little nigger was that funny. Right. That she was entertaining. But then again, I kind of did.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Because he always had some funny-ass little song. Because he's a young cat. Like, when you were young and you hot like that, that's why he kept jumping up. Any young nigger always want to show you in the phone. Let me show you something. Look, look at this. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Look at that right there. What they say? And that's all young niggas want to do. When that nigga got the arguing on Instagram with that other Oh, man. And took his coat off. Nigger. And said, pop-p-p-p-p-p-pull-up, what?
Starting point is 00:09:52 Well, am I the only one, nigger, when they be pulling the guns out door? I was like, man, I just hope the nigger shoot itself on the goddamn lie. Like, what is you doing that dumb shit, phone? Why does it go to that far, though? Nigger fucking around and shoot the phone, and the phone still be recorded. Yeah. Oh, bitch, that nigga. Pop!
Starting point is 00:10:09 Oh, shit. Live over, live over. But it ain't, though. It ain't, though. It's stuck on. Yeah, it's just pause. Now you got to hear all this stupid-ass shit he's going to do. Man, that got a man.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Now you get the, he thanked the shit off, but you're him. Do he get a 10-drop? Do he get a 10-drop? Man, he ain't got no money getting on another goddamn phone. He didn't get a 10-drop. If you shoot the phone? Yeah. He got an iPhone, an iPhone drop.
Starting point is 00:10:34 He charged him. The little block piece. He get an alpha on their eye. He didn't get the little block piece. He got a little block piece. Man, that they get a little bit. Man, they did a hit phone. Now he doesn't get a hit song, young Apple Jack.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Hey, man, these motherfuck These young rap niggas is going crazy I just saw some shit today 21 free man 21 free I'm glad you threw and that ice moves out because I was about to say
Starting point is 00:10:58 some crazy shit Yeah, I saw it going I'm 21 out But you know what That ice shit was dumb as fuck They're talking about They're harassed that nigga Because he seemed like he was
Starting point is 00:11:08 What? What? I said What the fuck It was some false You didn't tell you No, it was something You said man They said they arrested that nigga
Starting point is 00:11:16 Because this Brasio Man that's foolish shit Yeah, you know, his persona was fault. I said his what? I saw the fuck he ain't who he is, nigga. That's some hating that shit. That was some hating that shit. How the police are going to say, man, this nigga ain't who he said?
Starting point is 00:11:27 He's saying who he? What? That's some bullshit, bro. Because it ain't a nigga on earth that you can convince that that nigga ain't who the fuck he said he was. I'm going to get fuck where he came from. That nigga did. That nigga did. He used that he ever said he did.
Starting point is 00:11:42 One of the coldest niggas ever come out of Atlanta, nigga. That nigga, he's been here since he was seven. If we claim you- You got your first piece of pussy in Georgia. Nigger, if you make your babies in Georgia, wherever you get your first piece of pussy in that way you from. If you make your kids in that motherfucker. Right here.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Nick, come on, man. Right here. Come on. Come on. Man, I know. When he left the UK, they were still selling Belgian waffles. Man, he don't even remember that shit. Nigger, he ain't got no pictures.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I bet it's a nigger in UK like, see, he just don't forgot about us. Hey, man, y'all stop talking about this shit for offset get mad. Well, he gonna get old because of Chris. Oh. And we're excited. And you know what? And we excited. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:12:25 And we excited that the nigga. Him and Chris Brown got into a year. You didn't see that Mario? Man, I ain't mess. Turn my phone on the day. Don't put that shit on the internet. Perpetuating bullshit. What they're talking about?
Starting point is 00:12:35 They got to argue. You know how niggas. Why are our black entertainer the niggas always. This is what I'm not like you. As a nigger, I understand. Sometimes you argue with a nigger. And it might seem like y'all going to do that. get into the fester cuff but that's but it don't go that far but it shouldn't spill over to the
Starting point is 00:12:54 instagram you can't do that on that's all the place you can release and plus in this position they got too many people watching right they might have got them saying hey man I appreciate that whole ass shit you said well fuck you didn't put that thing I need I did they're all they're over with but now now you got eight million motherfucking like we all gonna fight when y'all gonna meet each other why you don't go to the grammar so Chris Brown what is Chris Brown into now nothing man well it really He didn't start it. But Chris Brown always in the middle of some shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:22 This is the thing about Chris Brown. I'm not defending Chris Brown, but Chris Brown is the type of nigger. Who he is, who he is. Right. And I don't know why they keep fucking with this thing. You can't mention this nigger in no type of way with me. He's going to, he's going to clap back. He's coming back at you.
Starting point is 00:13:41 He's coming back at you. He's a real life manifesto. You take one shot at me. I'm throwing a hundred back. On the ground. Wherever. So that ain't said shit. Brough, they really need to just
Starting point is 00:13:55 leave this nigga alone. Man, Chris Brown posted a meme. The nigger Allset said, the memes ain't funny lame, and Chris Brown went all the way to 150. Like, not even a hundred. The nigga went to 150. He started putting up posts.
Starting point is 00:14:09 That nigga put up his... Bro, he said, if you don't get your hippity, hip hop-bop ass off my page, and he DM, he DM, of his address. That nigga put his real address out there. That's how you know he was real mad. Ain't no nigga gonna tell you where he stayed.
Starting point is 00:14:24 How childish is that? That's not childish. That's something. Now, the nigga came over there and shot you in your ass. Didn't you have been sitting there like, damn, all over because I said. That's why I'm letting you know how that real news. He didn't get a fuck if he came the day or next week. No, next week or not.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Six months from now, nigga. Pull up. Chris Brown. Chris Brown lived like a nigga who's staying in Riverdale Road. Like, he just got damn me. Pull up, nigga. I'm with the shit. Man, that's shit.
Starting point is 00:14:47 These niggins have to... Everybody catch their self. These niggas out here snitching, too. What's the other cat that was snitching? Oh, we ain't going to talk about him. We don't talk about that. Damn. He's going down.
Starting point is 00:14:58 He already... He died. He's a little Mickey Mouse. Man, that nigga... Man, that nigga had a video before he went to prison. Did you see the video? No, I don't delete it.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Every memory I had of that young nigga out of my head. It's so sad. That niggie just said. to pay somebody $20,000 to shoot at a motherfucker. I was like, nigga. What? That is not enough. 20, right.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Because a nigga gonna offer you for a five pack of cigarette. Damn. No, I'm just fucking. Damn. 20, right. How they bite? Yeah, in prison it is. They killed this motherfucker for a year worth of McDonald's salary.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Hell yeah. Tart sauce. A nigga could have worked and got $20. Miggas is knocking motherfuckers off for a year of minimum wage. Right, hell yeah. $62. That's $20,000. With the single withholding income tax.
Starting point is 00:15:53 That's how I was about to say. That's just $20,000 before taxes. Nigger knocked your ass off right for $13,000. That man you can save them. You ain't even taking the deductible. You got to gas up the car. You're going to shoot the nigg. You got to get some bullets.
Starting point is 00:16:11 You got to have a gun. First of all, you got to. If you're smart to start your LLC. before you see that. You start you're a contract killer, sir. So you can write out a little shit off of kids over the money. Mask.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Last $16. What if you hit a, what if you hit a nigga up and asked him to shout you out, man? Shop me out, man. I'm starting a little killing business. Oh, little knock-offs time here. If you need some nigga, go. Hey, my phone. Hey, Lose, you mind posting this on your page.
Starting point is 00:16:43 One call, guarantee. One call, that's on. You mind posting this on your page? You got to kill us, sir Hey, man, y'all fuck with My nigga little Mario I started to be hit man, sir Hey, let me tell you something
Starting point is 00:16:55 You need a nigga off I'm the nigga he put on You get me You can start your business On your page right now Man, right there, man What about the testimonials? I was going through
Starting point is 00:17:06 some shit at work I didn't know who to call I called Mario My life has been a breeze I'm so He killed my supervisor Tried of testimonials on them I'm tired because it's like
Starting point is 00:17:17 You ever get caught in the reading the caption where you can't start. I mean, you can't stop. You get the reading the shit and then you're mad because you'd have seen that it were long and you had opened it all the way up. Oh, when that motherfucker. Oh, in school. I used to get teased. Oh, this bullshit.
Starting point is 00:17:31 This bitch lying. Ain't nobody teased, huh? Teasing. You got teased. I was so ashamed. You better. I was so ashamed of having a fat ass in school.
Starting point is 00:17:44 And I got teased every day. I was so insecure about my best. secure about my body and now that I'm grown and I live in one bedroom I can post this ass every day right I feel great about myself with my little shit suit body's good I'm gonna starve I'll be posting pictures just like that now I'm still in the caption you see the one I post this thing I'm laid up feel cute might delete later later what's that guy's on there hey next picture I post in that post with some sweatpants so I was so I was so insecure about my
Starting point is 00:18:16 My dick in high school. It's so huge. I always got made fun of. Post and delete. Post and delete. Mike delete later. Last page deleted is 17,000. 17 million, trillion follows.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Follow my new family. Shout me out for a follow back. You know Instagram will figure out what type of holes you like. Be careful what you like. You go to your explore page and then it would be all your wildest dream. I'm telling you. You're right to be listening, bro. You can be just be riding in the car
Starting point is 00:18:49 and with your home, but now y'all need me a redhead bitch with a fat ass. Light skin, though. She black. You never seen no shit like this. You'd be riding two hours later hit that Explore page. Nigger, what the fuck? The whole page for... I just said a redhead, light skin,
Starting point is 00:19:05 this with purple fringles and green... Here she go right out. With the new joins. That's the technology. With the overtoe. I'm about to say with the shoes on. Don't trust no chick who would enjoy. all the time oh yeah fuck you're getting all this money for her man listen her sugar daddy wow
Starting point is 00:19:22 I'm her sugar son her sugar daddy with 50 that's crazy who said that 21 that's all like a 21 that's why that nigga need to be on the streets man that nigga man he got quotable they the type that are standing line for some free shit Mario this one I'm thinking I know the niggas around when you know when it happened I know they was like they thinking they're getting raided by the feds they hiding the dope and shit nigger what a green card they're looking for shit but these police kicking in the door stand other shit what your birthday yeah what your motherfuckers birthday mrs. Flushing the dope and all that shit we don't want to date
Starting point is 00:20:02 get that goddamn weed down what a license at what's your mama made name whoa wait a minute where you went to elementary school so the dope cool what's your birth please look for goddamn dope let me hit that blunt. Now pull out your budget to this. What's the Second Amendment? What's the Second Amendment? This motherfucker don't know the Second Amendment. Seen the States. You remember Alabama, Arkansas?
Starting point is 00:20:26 Y'all didn't ever do that shit? Alabama, Arkansas. Yeah, you didn't learn it? I'm in Mississippi, bro. If you learn how to spell Mississippi Errigan. Oh, you got to learn how to spell Mississippi both ways, and you're good. Yeah, you're good. Fuck everybody else.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Why do you want to know how to spell Erkin? you don't like Mississippi or something what do you mean you mean y'all never had to sing the song in third grade in third grade
Starting point is 00:20:52 we were out looking at ducks my third grade teacher one of the coolest white ladies I haven't met in my life I don't even remember my third grade too mean as nicest woman ever her name was Miss Knight her name was Miss Knight
Starting point is 00:21:05 she was like 60 something but she was pretty as fuck man mean as mean she was so mean all the other teachers knew she was mean Yeah, but you could tell she used to be like real, real pretty, but she was just like the old lady version of herself. Of a fine old lady.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Yeah. She had them high-waisted jeans with the fat ass, but it wasn't like the fat white lady ass would just be like a little ass in the bottom. Like a little, it comes down long. Like white women that have that ass, it don't touch their back pockets. It'd be up under them back pocket. It'd be long, yeah. Yeah, just a little bottom part.
Starting point is 00:21:36 It's not hips and it's not out. It's just down. The little bottom part of it. You were observing in third grade. Boy, in third grade, I was a fool. Shit, yeah. I was one of the coldest niggas ever. I think the economy was up in third grade
Starting point is 00:21:49 because I even had shit that the white kids was like, wow. Right. Yeah. Wow. I was that nigga bringing all four Ninja Turtles to recess. I had all four of them like that. Oh, play that. See, we ain't had a recess at my school.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Come on, bro. You were wrong. I was eating ice cream every day I had my mom. Now, that's what I got pissed off. I want a nigga who was active anyway with the pee and shit. I ain't get a fuck by that. You tell me I can't buy ice cream at lunch. That's when I flip the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:22:17 You're gonna lose your mind. Nick what the fuck you? I brought them 50 cent. Can you get an ice cream with the 50 cents? Oh, I remember one day the ice cream lady got cussed out. I think something happened. Well, like she forgot to plug the shit up and all the ice cream milked.
Starting point is 00:22:31 You goofy bitch. You know fucking ice cream, what the fuck I'm gonna eat? Your only job was to keep this bitch cool. Go to ask them. I ain't lost. Did you call it you fuck-ass-ho? Yeah. You cussed goddamn ice cream like that.
Starting point is 00:22:47 You can't plug the shit up. I bet you fuck mashed potatoes up too much. It's one of my guilty pleasures. I love to see people arguing and cussing people out. I love to see your motherfucker get cussed out. Sometimes I don't mind waiting in line that customer service. And you can always tell somebody for the snap. Because the nigger who's gonna go off.
Starting point is 00:23:06 He'd look at you because he wants you to hype them. You want you to come with him. It's bullshit. And I always be hyping them up, man, what the fuck going on? And he got that, ooh, that's how you get. Man, what going on? Well, you'll see. Why?
Starting point is 00:23:21 And they tell you who it is on bullshit. The bitch right there with their blue hat on. That bitch say something to him. I'm going to fuck off. I'd be like, please say something. I love this. I'm going to. You can't wait to see it.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Boy, I'm telling you. And it'd always be somebody to come behind you talking like, man, damn, they don't have two people working in here. Look, man, he looked around in there, looking. He looked right at you. They only got two people working in his. He'd be like, oh, he's kidding. He's going.
Starting point is 00:23:52 He's gone. He's gone. They got two registers then. They got five registered. Man, this is bullshit. Man, shit. I gotta go to work. That's a nigga favorite excuse.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Right off, boy. Shit, man, I got a, man. That nigg is about the . Niggins love to tell you about their job, boy. On the low, nays be proud to go to work. No, I'm telling you, niggins, you're like, let my other job. I got to go shit, they got to shoot down. His mother's job.
Starting point is 00:24:18 You know, my brother just got hired on the Nissan. Come on, I got him on. I got them right on. And then my baby boy just started Alabama A&M. He just started. We all worked there. Me, my sister, you know, my sister, Tracea? Yeah, she's, she down now.
Starting point is 00:24:31 My wife down there, she's an awful part. Yeah, hell yeah. I got my boy Chuck on down there. Damn. Hey, man. Come fuck with me. They need to come out and put an application in the matter. You need to come fuck with me.
Starting point is 00:24:42 They started off with $15. You got a cigarette? I mean, I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. You know, you got a cigarette? You got a cigarette?
Starting point is 00:24:52 You know, you got a cigarette? You don't even be no sad way. That nigga just wait for you to stop talking so he got. You ever notice how old niggas smoke, though? They got courtesy. If an old nigga get a cigarette from a nigger, he don't know. He got to tell him some shit. Hell yeah, boy.
Starting point is 00:25:08 We went down that more. He was good for him. There's some good fishing in Georgia. You know that. All up and through Kennesaw, my man, yeah, we was fishing two weekends to go up there. That was Georgia. Yeah, they got to throw some bullshit out there. They're not just going to take the cigarette and walk off.
Starting point is 00:25:23 You owe them some bullshit. Anytime you get a cigarette from somebody, you got to tell them some shit. Man, that Wap House on High Mill ain't shit, I'm telling you. It just be some random-ass shit that you never thought about. What kind of car that? Don't put them Jeep B.F. Good wretches on there. You need to put them mistling on that. You remember that when they came out, they were blowing up?
Starting point is 00:25:42 But if you need something, let me know, and then they walk off. What the fuck do? And then why every old nigga got to hook up on tires? You know what I can get you? I do breakwork myself. I hate the mechanic that only do specific shit. Well, I do a little breakwork, but I mostly transmission.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I'm like, damn, I hope you ain't going far. That back-top bald is a motherfucker. Right. Say some shit. That might kill you with. You can't even see back-the-calf. That shit got a... That shit bald headed like a hood, bitch.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Yeah. You know, I fuck with them old-school. You know, I've been taking my shit to get, you know, get shit fixed and shit. Some of these mechanics crazy as hell, man. Yeah, you come on down here. I'm gonna show you what's going on with your car. You see that right there?
Starting point is 00:26:38 Look at the... Feel how smooth that is It ain't supposed to be like That's tricked you Oh yeah, smooth is a motherfucker Touch that You see how smooth that is You see how smooth that is
Starting point is 00:26:54 Yep, it's supposed to have some grooves Right there You see how all them grooves is Ain't out there So what I got to do? Well hell, I can hardly talk I want to call you down here And show it to you
Starting point is 00:27:09 Just so you can see what's going on. I know it's 45 minutes away, but touch that again. See how smooth that is? It's smooth. I see where it was grooves, though. You see why those grooves? It used to be right there, yeah. They squared them on down.
Starting point is 00:27:23 So how could it just come off like that? What happened? Well, probably your flywheel. Oh. See, once that flywheel gets loose, it just gets you moving in there. That's why it said. Slide it on down.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Yeah, I ignore that part, though. That part... I already priced it. That part ain't but $9. So what about how to keep the flywheel from messing up the groove? Well, you're going to have to take it out there eventually. That motor, that motor you got in there, it's really too big for that flywheel.
Starting point is 00:27:59 You're going to either have to put a racing one in there or a competition with how smooth that is. I see, and that used to be groove right there. I see see that's your problem right there I can have you fixed up here in the next how much is gonna be for the labor the labor's gone to run yet the part nine dollars scooter how long you take you fix that I'll tell you what hey you know what that's what that's what they get you the price already in his head anyway when he asked scooter never mind tell you right I tell you what I tell you what
Starting point is 00:28:39 But the price it gives you, and you know it's a little bit more than it's supposed to be, but it'd be an odd number, so you think it's right. Give me an even $117 all together. Out the door. Out the door. I'll put it on that. What Scooter fin to say something, though? No.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Scooter, it's my motor man. Scootie! Then Scooter come out and tell you about some shit you ain't asked nothing about. I'm working on a 72 Cougar back there. That's some bitch's the beast. She's changing the oil panel. Hey, mechanics, I always be impressed by a car you don't give a fuck about it.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I got a Lincoln Station wagon back here that runs like a brand new car. Who gives a fuck? I don't want that shit. Hey, listen, why in every mechanic shop they got a deer head in that bitch where they don't kill some shit? With an old-ass calendar.
Starting point is 00:29:34 It would be dusty. 1989 Cincinnati Bronco. What team is this? 72, look, 72 Budweiser bitch, girls. Man, come on. That shit from May 2000. Black shit all on their hand. They eat in the whole fucking shit.
Starting point is 00:29:50 They eat it. The whole sandwich. Oil all down the wrist. Matt, he eating the sandwich and smoking the cigarette. That's the same thing. You got the cigarette hanging off your lip, eating the sandwich. About the choke. I know I said I had you finished by two, but I ain't shit all day.
Starting point is 00:30:06 I got to eat. You said you got to. You got a father-in-daughter dance go to at 9? Yeah, you might not make it a day. Might not make it today. What I tell you on the phone? How much I tell you? 1-17?
Starting point is 00:30:20 117. Oh, damn, and I forgot you were coming up here. I mean, I got you pretty much done, but you got to put your hood back on. Why the fuck is my hood off? We took it off. It was a bundle. That should be funny to me, man. I never stop fucking with, though.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I'm a mechanic group, but they're funny as motherfucking. Man, you gotta love it. And you gotta have a good black one and a good white one. Well, the black ones, now, them the ones who'd be doing the goddamn most. They've been and took shit off. Then Gene told them not to fuck with. But you know what the black ones do the simple shit real cheap that you wouldn't fuck with? But they gonna do some shit you ain't ask them to fuck with.
Starting point is 00:31:03 They go, man. They go fuck with some shit, though. Hey, man, what you're doing? Yeah, I put him some old hudder. some more hood caps on there. You ain't gotta give me number 20. Man, I don't want no hug caps on my seat. I saw your head panel was lying
Starting point is 00:31:17 and was hanging down, so I went ahead. Stay with that up to. How many fix with some shit? You didn't even know they were fucking. You meant my trunk went over. Watched it. Told you. Got that my head on the first bump.
Starting point is 00:31:30 About, it's done me about $17 for now. Boy. And if you, after you pay them, you still got to stay in there for an hour so they could tell you 14 times. what they did to get your shit running back yeah you bought it in here what you mean you bought it it was smoking all that there i'm not told you i said it's either that fuel pump or that oil and is it probably your oil seal that's what i checked that damn oil said that's what he said
Starting point is 00:31:54 get what he was on there motherfuckerfuck i ain't even have no uh no god damn um what here uh that some bitch ain't even have no goddamn uh uh uh uh it wasn't even no goddamn uh uh shit what's that thing Why every McKinnick got something wrong with them? Neck, hand, and getting something. Can't move the neck. All right. Oh, a pang gasket. Yeah, but that motherfucker ain't half.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I look on there, that motherfucker ain't held by the damn gas. That's why you smoking so bad. Shit. Yeah, I put them out of them gas on there. I had them gas on there Sunday. I ain't do nothing Monday. My foot swole up. I mean, I call you.
Starting point is 00:32:30 When you had ate all that salt, I told you that showed you. Yeah, I ain't even do that money. You had them skins and I said, put them goddamn. Them skins down. Swole up so big on me. I said, I ain't ain't going to go out there and fuck with that coffee. I ain't fucking with no cops.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Matter of fact, I ain't even leave out of the house that whole day. I got up early Tuesday morning and it looked like it were going to rain. I sat there a good hour too. My knees, I knew it were going to rain. Yeah, I sat on their poacher hour two. I look up, hell, it ain't do nothing. So I got to going down there and fucking with it and put them, I took them. I looked on there again.
Starting point is 00:33:02 And then, hey, slipped the gasky. I put the gatsky back on there. And then, hell, I got the fucking with their starter. fucking with that starter. You know you're starting to go out. Yes. How did that boy start to go out now? Well, hell, he proudly, because, you know, when he said, That boy didn't ask to get his starter fits.
Starting point is 00:33:18 No, because he said that good put that key in there, and when it was already started, she just kept bumping it forward and drugged that started, and them pissing all right around there, and it broke. Them gun, dry your ass crazy. Yeah, that's what it was. So hell, by then, I looked down there, I said that, but I might as well, since I had the start off, I looked over there. there that you needed the damn transmission seal so I took that and did that while I was under there and here and I got everything buckled back up and I look and I said that one let my damn nephew gonna be driving a goddamn car with no
Starting point is 00:33:53 goddamn windshield wipers boy ain't had a god out boy I turned the windshield wife that motherfucker scratch your head out there this goddamn boy that bought me the damn car with no windshield wiper so I changed so you changed that I put, I went up there in the hell. I said, ah. How you go under the car and get on the property? No, because the first time I went up there, I said, let me get a, let me get the win.
Starting point is 00:34:14 That one, the first one they gave me two goddamn long. And so soon you cut them on, they get the hookin together. So then, I took them on, I took them back up there and got my $11. Then I shot over there, their van. They got them all over there, fuck. Every time I shot their van, hook me right up. Right on them. And there wasn't been no goddamn $8.
Starting point is 00:34:32 $9.00. I'm going to let you slide on that. So you're gonna give me $12, $13. Yeah, so now you owe me all together, $77,000. You owe me $7,000. But he got some stupid-a-priced prices, right? With the $117. But now, he out, that was for another stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:50 That's a bunch. That's for another stuff. That's how it be, though. And why mechanics always know all the, all, they fuck with all the bitches. He do. He got you. Because, you know, they always get in their cuffing.
Starting point is 00:35:01 They got to. All of them. But look, when they tell you, they are already gonna beat the competitor. You don't want to go down there. He don't want to go down there. He don't know what he's doing. He don't know what they're doing. Every time the mechanic get a car from a woman, he always said, man, they're good about that goddamn car over here.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Ain't had a motherfucking dropper oil, Lennie. I don't know how that goddamn motor ain't lock up on. Ain't got the oil transition. Got the goddamn car. Ain't got a damn proper oil. And the girl, when she'll wipe a fluid, dries the bone. I've seen it. I pulled it out.
Starting point is 00:35:40 It was dry. It didn't even have, she couldn't even wipe it if it got dirty. That girl would erect something trying to text and dry down through them. Shut up to all the black mechanics, man. It's black history. Don't ask me what's wrong with a car. Bitch, what's right with your car? Black history mind.
Starting point is 00:35:56 That's who need to be celebrated, bro. The real mechanics in the neighborhood. Because, you know, black people. That keep us moving. invented fixing cars. I don't give a fuck what nobody said. There was a black man who first invented a car. Nicky didn't even have a car. Henry Ford stole that too from a black man.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Listen to me, bro. Believe that. Oh, I know. Yeah. You stole that shit. Black history fact, one on one or one or one, shit. I guess we don't want it to one anymore. I know a black man invented the car.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Well. Because we're the only ones who ride together. White people ain't need to take air back. We don't, that's eye shit. Think about it. Get away from some shit. Come on, man. Ford.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Ford. That's what, that Ford is short for Fodeep. Who the fuck ride Fodeep? Us. Think about it. Ford, Stamfer, fuck out of here. We're riding deep. Come on.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Everybody was in there. Everybody was in there. Everybody. Riding deep. Come on, man. Fuck off. We ride deep. Family over riding Dolo.
Starting point is 00:37:00 What? You hear of me? It took me a minute, but I can't wipe my hand. Four or rain, damn it. What? I just tried to see if it worked. If it worked, it was going to work. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Yeah. I like his stuff. You're motherfucking right. I like shavis. I'm fucking with shavis ever since I was a little boy. You remember the old Chevy song, Like a rock. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Going strong as I could be. Strong as I could be Like a rock Sold it right there Nothing ever got to me Sold it right there Ooh That will make commercials
Starting point is 00:37:45 Like a rock It just be a white man In a truck riding with dust behind them Man it used to be some good ass commercial And then look that I feel like chicken tonight And then they come on to say some dope-ass shit
Starting point is 00:37:58 After that like a lot All the team please As soon as he riding through the dust, he'd be like, you ever want to feel like the rest behind you? Get a shabby. Whoa. Silverado. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Come on. Like a rock. For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man
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Starting point is 00:40:21 Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way of your mother's illness, the way of It is echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories.
Starting point is 00:40:55 I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of family secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I always, I always, I always fucked with the Oval Team, brother. I always wanted them to do a commercial with OutKed. Hey, nobody dressed me. We're drinking this oval tea.
Starting point is 00:41:35 That would have went so motherfucking an awful tea. Mom's making rich chocolate oval tea. Nick, I ain't even know what that was. Overton. We was in the grocery store. I saw the Overtie. I'm like, Mom, we got to get there. Why you're going to put that shit down?
Starting point is 00:41:49 Why that shit fucking up my whole grocery shopping trip? Bro. Oh, man. That is a black mother's favorite line in the store. Put that shit down. No, it ain't even down. said if you don't put this shit down it comes in a threat and then it look you know how many times she threatened you in the store ain't hit you one time she's just still shopping how many
Starting point is 00:42:10 how much shit do you have to get your ass no how much shit do you have to pick up before you piss your mom on but the goddamn shit that when they do their team like this they don't even want to say shit too they'll beat you the whole through the whole store way to the end and to check out Go ahead, get you a piece of candy. Amen. Y'all, I know everybody to hear love their parents, but let's just take a moment to laugh
Starting point is 00:42:34 at they broke ass because they ain't a shit. Man, what? That man, what? Everything else was going to spend the sick. You had to put this shit. Stop asking me with shit back. Everything.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Fruit snacks, a dollar. Put that shit back. Loz. He broke his father. A dollar for some gushes, bitch gushes? Loz, you know, I knew my mom were fucked up.
Starting point is 00:42:58 When I smushed the bread who was put in the collar. What you say, bro? I smushed the bread when I put in the car. Like I fucked up the whole year of money. Like I don't fucked up with pack a dope or something. You did, man. You did. I can't have shit.
Starting point is 00:43:14 You know how important. I work all damn day and you don't appreciate shit. Man, it was a mistake. Oh. Man, me. I'm supposed to broke. I can't believe. You will sit pork chops on a damn brand.
Starting point is 00:43:30 I looked down, the motherfucker was smushed as a motherfucker. Man, do you know how that? All the bread looked like end pieces. We had a whole row of end plate. We're gonna be cussed out for some stupid shit as y'all, boy. Then you fucking rather be hungry at home and eating two sandwiches back to me.
Starting point is 00:43:46 All of them goddamn sandwiches! Just don't want to save nobody shit! So you're just gonna eat up everything, huh? You know I'm pouring a loaf of bread was and a black family. Oh, shit. A loaf of bread was like. It was the sunbeam. Man.
Starting point is 00:44:04 I fucked up the past. Bread and the black family. Go with anything. Go with anything. Save some of them goddamn cereal. You don't got to eat all of them goddamn cereal today. I know goddamn well. You ain't opened up two damn boxes of cereal.
Starting point is 00:44:19 And the fuck the point about it, they expect us to survive on one loaf. It's six us in this. You need these $3 ass and free little. A bag. a dog food bag up for three dollars we bring that shit in with the dog food the dog the dog runs in the wrong bag hey man that shit so funny he's looking the fruity we didn't even bro we've been abused we've been abused that whole goddamn life without was normal what they broke ass giving us egg sandwiches come on man my mama
Starting point is 00:44:49 nigga we eat noodles and shit yeah noodles is 10 cents a pack and they feed me i ain't never like them shit i think i may have ate a half a bowl of noodles in my life total combined. Man, that motherfuckers do not, I know. Man, love, I knew I would fuck them. I started eating the shit with tuna. No, I can't eat that shit. Cutting up pieces of chicken and that sandwich meat.
Starting point is 00:45:13 I cut up, I cut up bologna in that motherfucker. I'm gonna put a little beer pepper in that motherfucker. There's so much shit I won't eat, and that shit is one of them. I don't fuck with two of them. I will though, but no. Get some goddamn noodles. Oh, my God. Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:45:29 I can't do it. Hell no. My mom and them just don't know how, like you said, they was poor, but at the same time, they survived. They tried. I'm glad we didn't have a chick relayed when I was growing up. I would have never tasted Polynesian song. Man, listen, I'm glad we had a Pizza Hut buffet back in the day. That shit used to hit.
Starting point is 00:45:48 That shit just so funny. You remember you used to get a piece of a coupon for reading books. Yeah, get a free piece of it. This is the funny shit about it. nigger prices have went up in our lifetime i'm thinking about how much shit caused when we were little niggins four bags of chip for a dollar and you couldn't even get a bag of chips put that shit that's a quarter ain't good for a quarter miss motherfucker i just swept the pot and vacuum the house i couldn't get a bag of quarter chip that shit down and a hog juice that's
Starting point is 00:46:23 25 cents. You ain't worth 50 cents. I ain't shit to you. All that shit you need to add up to 50. And they expect the rest of the world to fuck with us. Y'all don't even fuck with us. You get slave money. This bitch is 50 cents.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Put that shit down. With the chips and the candibons, a dollar 08. God damn. You ain't worth nothing. If you don't put that down, I will slap you in your back of your head. I can't take you. nowhere without you asking for shit. Man, it's 50 cent worth of shit.
Starting point is 00:46:58 You don't hand me them two-quarters, motherfuckers. First of all, man, five-dimes sitting there. Ma'am, ma'am, I am a child. Yes, I'm going to ask for shit. Thank you. I look like everybody's too good after us reminiscing right now. Amen. Because every them now, 108.
Starting point is 00:47:16 We must be a weak-ass parent, bro. You ever just be riding with your kid and just look at the back of me? Y'all want some from the stuff. Because they just had that look and you can just feel that feeling they're just looking. Yes, that was honest. They want some chips. Yeah, they didn't get some shit, get whatever y'all want. They bring that one shit to, I just get a juice.
Starting point is 00:47:38 All right. What you're going to get? I'm just going to get this right here, one pack of starbursts. That's it. That's all you want. All right. It's it. And then here it is you come up here with a whole handful of shit and just
Starting point is 00:47:53 They're like, oh, shit, I didn't know we could have got that. Yeah, it's too late now. Come on. One day, this is a true story. I'm at the park. You know how the ice cream. I'm with my daughter. The ice cream truck, I got her and her cousin.
Starting point is 00:48:05 The ice cream truck, come. I don't have no cash on me. So she was like, Dad, I get some ice cream. I was like, I ain't got no cash on me. I saw the look at her face. I said, y'all get in the car. I drove their ass to Walmart, got them a whole box of the ice cream. Don't you ever think your dad ain't got money around this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Yeah, I just had my car on me. I had a whole box of the goddamn, uh. I don't let people tell their kids to push it down when I'm in this stuff. Put that, no, the fuck you ain't, sweetheart. You get on that shit if you want to. Now, he don't need that. Shut that crying up.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Yeah, he do. Maybe don't want none of the beef jerky. You're back here, about to kidding. I used to love Slim Jim. Man, I used to love that, motherfucker. I ain't know. You ain't fucking. You ain't fucking Slim Jim, lo.
Starting point is 00:48:52 No, my niggie. What? Not even macho man Randy Savage Kid convinced me Slim Jam Right on the slam jam Man he said
Starting point is 00:48:58 Not even the Sasquatch No I ain't fucking with none of that I used to fuck with them too Them commercials was funny as fuck The fucking with Sasquatch Man all the commercials were funny Back in the day Yeah but they got some dope bands
Starting point is 00:49:11 Can be like you see this shit Bill Cosby lawyer said He thought Jill was an amazing It's been I don't know if they're just He out? He out? No he's still in it
Starting point is 00:49:20 But apparently he's having for it. Bro, the nigga really is, man, it's not, he might be. But I thought anything. What did they make the motherfucker walk around and act like Dr. Huston?
Starting point is 00:49:32 The big homie on, in the gym, man, he'd think that shit funny. Man, you know what? Dr. Hawksville. Yeah. I got some pudding for you if you say, oh, you had to put it. Tell us about, these niggas,
Starting point is 00:49:46 you know, right before everybody goes to sleep, niggas, they get yelling at shit. Tell us about Rudy, Nick. Man, don't know what? I would have hit that shit. Shut up, Mala. Hey,
Starting point is 00:49:56 I'm Dr. Hustra. What was Claire like? You know, niggins in jail. Because if you know one thing about niggins, they only know you from what they know you for. They don't know nothing about the shit. Yeah. They don't know nothing about that.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Until they see you in there. They've been watching the news. Like, man, we know you ain't do that shit, bro. You raised on? We know you ain't do that shit, dog, the hospital. And then one nigga be like, hey, man, was there real food y'all be eating on set, bro? There ain't no sandwich you used to eat, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:28 This real guy, man, when you let Theo cut the turkey, you was a real nigga for that, bro. But on some real nigga shit, though, I ain't even know they sold their kind of bread. What bread? They can't, they sold bread. Oh, that he was eating when he was the restaurant, I was like. Because every time I went, we just went to the aisle. Yeah, I ain't know. You didn't know to the bakery.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I didn't know you could do that. I thought they was really from the future. That's dope. Yeah, yeah. That's why I love Publix. I just go to their bakery. I can do a commercial. You know why I fuck with Publix, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:02 It's because Publix don't have people who work at Publix who specialize in making sandwiches. They just people who work in the deli doing the best they can. Because they act like they only never made, you ever had a sandwich made that public, they act like it was the first thing. Bro, what's what you say you want, bro. Okay. Turkey. Turkey.
Starting point is 00:51:21 You want some cheese on the motherfucker. Boy's head or regular. You want the hot shit or the... Okay, okay, turkey. I'll be right there. Nicar, run over there and cut the turkey, bring it back. Then you make the little sandwich. You want to make a little.
Starting point is 00:51:32 I'm going to tell you what I like about Publix, too. They always got some shit. They always got some shit that's cooking the free sample shit. They always cook. I stand in line like a motherfucker. It'd be some pecan salmon and spaghetti. I thought you were talking about that shit. They'd be like, God, damn.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Do you know you can sample? Like, if you over by the delist shit, like, don't public always act like they cook and dinner for like a church or something shit? It always some shit that ain't on the flow yet. You're like, man, what the fuck y'all got in this smoker? Oh, no, that's some lemon pepper turkey wings we got. Who the fucking need nine lemon pepper chickens?
Starting point is 00:52:02 Whole chickens, y'all just doing that shit. The motherfuckin'all fucking just to let me know you got the capability to do that. At one time. I like Krober though, 10 for 10. I fuck with it. Trying to save me some money. You ever be shopping at Walmart and fucking around and look in there and they just put some of them chickens out? The chicken prices be stupid though.
Starting point is 00:52:20 stupid though it'd be some shit like three dollars a twin nass for the whole god damn chicken and three chicken fingers is five dollars I will for ever foot with Walmart my first year in college man we used to go there and eat at Walmart all the time and we ain't pay for not one million stop in min shit bro we live with no could wait before you defend yourself we live in the technology era they probably still got that footage oh I stopped saying they caught me eventually lost stop saying that they ain't do nothing to make you leave not if we live in a time where they want to
Starting point is 00:52:50 to bring up old shit in charge you court i ain't did none of that man but if y'all would know how they ran down on me walmart security stop and you don't get the fuck out my face i tried to run but it was one nigga you was wrong i wouldn't stealing i was even have you ever went to the have you have you ever went to the dead all that weed you let me say weed so you have any i don't even touch who weed is that i've got some better have you ever ordered some wings and walked around that They ate some motherfuckers? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, that's what I was doing.
Starting point is 00:53:24 That's what I was doing. But was you going to pay for it? I don't have no more either. I gave you my swishers. Oh, sir. You got some swishishers? Oh, no. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:53:37 I'm about to say in my car, but I don't think I do in my car though. No. I don't have no swishers. Hey, but I got some pay. This real shit, I ate an edible though. When? Damn. I'm gonna say, damn, I'm gonna say, well, you're today.
Starting point is 00:53:52 I smoke too much weed, them shit's don't even work. Man, I don't even know what them is. I was hallucinated, I'm like, damn. Because I'm, you know, I'm a fat-ass nigga, so I'm just eating the brownie. I'm like, man, this shit ain't doing shit. Then the next thing I know I was high as fuck. But the browning was so good, it had some good moisture to them. I didn't want to know how do I know it's high when I smoke weed and I know I'm high.
Starting point is 00:54:13 So what the fuck do I know the brownie? How do I know it's getting me high? I ate a lot of animals. I ain't ever felt shit. Really? Yeah, because y'all smoke, though. A person you don't smoke. Right.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Someone does y'all hide different than if you hit a blood high? If you go back to the old episodes when we were in L.A., I ate about two bags or edible. Two bags? As long as eating them shit the whole time. She's going to do them making me go to sleep. But you smoke a lot, though, long. I do.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Yeah, I wouldn't. So your tolerance. I want to take some shit and hallucinate one day. I really want to see the type of shit I see. I haven't ever done it either. I've heard of you hallucinate some shit. It ain't the shit that you really. really seeing it's just what you think you're seeing so that shit is only in your
Starting point is 00:54:52 mind so I feel like one day in my life I need to hallucinate and see what type of shit I see right yeah I heard this a bit yeah that's dope I've never I've never hallucinated me either I've been watching that Joe Rogan podcast they always white people got some drugs niggins don't know nothing about white people got some drugs like don't do nothing make you have good dreams or shit yeah make you be good at algebra and shit you connect that your spirit make you love Yeah, not no drugs that's going to have you doing crazy shit. Right.
Starting point is 00:55:21 But they do do that, but it's some other shit. Would you ever in them AP class? Who me? Either one of y'all. Yeah, I had a few of them. What, um, I'm talking about in elementary? In high school. No, high school.
Starting point is 00:55:33 What's AP class? Advanced plate? See, you weren't in the... No, I wasn't in that shit. You weren't in that shit. When he said elementary, I didn't want to school. I want to school football. I'm out of this bitch.
Starting point is 00:55:46 It's school, man. What was high school like, bro, since we're talking about black history, man. Man, shit. Man, I don't think I was the youngest nigga in my high school. They had a car and my whole little clique, so, you know, it was going down. What you was driving in the day? Cat Lake El Dorado. Nicky, you've been a pimp.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Yeah, it was over. Macaroni shit. Come on, man. It's been going down. How are your black history been going? Man, great. Shit. Got my son.
Starting point is 00:56:15 My son's starting his first acting class on Saturday. He's been doing good on that shit. So that's black, that's history in the making. Shout out to your son. Yeah, he starts Saturday. That's what's up. So I got this shit working. That is dope.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Yeah. Man, you know what, man, it's so dope. Why you playing this wedding music? It's so dope to be motherfucking black, man. I see all these black people making it. Like we were talking about Jay Z, man, and everybody. But it's just, he's the realest nigger of this millennium. It's just amazing.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Jay Z is the new Frederick Douglass. He literally lead the niggas to freedom. I want to know this, man. Who is going to... Hold up. We need to dwell on that for a minute. You said J. Z is going to be the... Jay Z?
Starting point is 00:56:53 No, is the new Frederick Douglass. He is leading niggas to freedom. The niggas out here getting fucked in the game. Not even fuck. Just catch an unfortunate situation. He didn't help people with their taxes. He didn't help people with their legal fees. He's helped people escape deportation.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Not escape, but he's done everything that he did not have to do. and we have on this show this podcast right here we got to show some recognition for that man shout out to Jay Z JZ help niggins when he didn't have to
Starting point is 00:57:24 and that's what we supposed to be doing that's dope yeah when you can pass blessings to other people like that that's when you live and then you're right to show
Starting point is 00:57:33 and people don't every blessing don't have to be financial bro everybody no is willing and capable of blessing somebody else and then just the thought
Starting point is 00:57:42 of you being willing to do help somebody that's what's i try to do that's continuous blessing yeah just bought the nigger had to throw two beers the homeless nigga said i'm saying the homeless nigga said it got him on his got him on his even though i know that's his game
Starting point is 00:57:55 and he think that i believe that this is birthday yeah i'm not i'm not a dream killer like i ain't gonna sit up in that's why i bought him two beers because i know the next motherfucker ain't gonna give him one and if it's really your birthday you deserve to be at your best drunk yeah
Starting point is 00:58:11 regardless on your birthday right who fuck wouldn't even if I walked up you and said man you know the day my birthday man shit let's speak on you would be like that's a great topic yeah birthday drunk oh man I was fucked up on my birthday but see that's exactly how your birthday story always to start if you're a person who drink man I got so fucked up on my birthday I like out of all days yeah I'm not myself a personal you know connoisseur of alcoholic spirits and shit like that right Really?
Starting point is 00:58:45 You're a drunk like that? Hell no. I'll do something. Uh-uh. But a nigga might say that like, I ain't drunk since my birthday. I got so motherfucking drunk. Ha, shit. I, boy.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Woo. Why a nigga think if he hit you with the ass and make your shit? Nick. I was so motherfucking drunk. And I was- You hear me? Woo. Fucked up. I'm gonna start doing this.
Starting point is 00:59:11 When niggas throw that, you hear me in there. What did you say, girl? I want to be the- running back I don't want no words to be wasted around me no if a nigger
Starting point is 00:59:21 asking me you heard me I'm like no say that shit hit me one more time you I said a lot of things
Starting point is 00:59:30 don't know how to talk but yeah you watch rap interviews man you watch them college footballs all them in the field interview not that's what
Starting point is 00:59:38 Marty your sport niggas can't talk for shit them niggas can not a lot of them I'll leave dumb as a motherfucker man And they say the same goofed as shit. You know, I'm just here, you know, we're in the team,
Starting point is 00:59:50 we executed in the second quarter. Man, those niggas don't like you. I watch SportsCenter this morning. They all caught you a selfish little bitch. That's why they ain't walked by you while you were doing your interview. As soon as you said- Nobody on the team fuck with you, right.
Starting point is 01:00:04 This is like a family. We like a family. No, y'all not. Y'all like some motherfuckers. We're cheating on each other. Y'all don't fuck with each other like that. Y'all gonna get traded and two days. Y'all just stuck with each other.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Y'all like a married couple of the king's cell of house. Man, LeBron is a real digger, but you can tell he don't give a fuck by nobody on that team. Yeah, he don't get a fuck by that team. And he didn't get a fuck by that team. And he just tried to trade the whole team in the shit. And then he came back and said. Who was talking to clean house. Again.
Starting point is 01:00:34 He tried to get the Coke. Like the same way he did with Cleveland? The trainers. LeBron was mad at them niggins. Like, man, all them niggas got me. I don't get a fuck who you got to get magic. Even if you got to bring your own. ass out here and play get these
Starting point is 01:00:45 niggins out of here hold on and then when the trade deadline passed they asked brun they were like how it fit well whatever guys we got here we're family we just gonna make it work like I'm still gonna trade
Starting point is 01:01:00 you motherfuckers but I missed the deadline but the summer come you bitch is gone he ain't fucking with that team bro we're gonna go and put it out he hate the coach man this nigga ain't like the team so much he just went up oh my foot I don't feel like playing.
Starting point is 01:01:14 So he doesn't, now, do y'all, okay, now, is it a time where we're going to say that Brum Brin just be doing too much? Oh, no. A Brum Brun. Wait, wait. Oh, Brum Brun. Every way he goes, nobody like Brum. Brum.
Starting point is 01:01:27 He is not calling this nigga Brun. Nope. That name you got three sons, man. They got two sons. You can't not call him Brumbron no more. His son, Brun. And y'all related? Brun.
Starting point is 01:01:36 It's L'Bron. Le Bron. Lay Bron. Lay Bron J. You're not about to call that name of Brum. L.J. I'm going to call him LJ. Can't call him LJ? Yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I mean, why you want to call this nigger a nickname so bad? You know what? That's my cousin. Listen. What? Hey, man. When do we get this nigga the goddamn say, look, now, Brian, what you're going to do? Are you going to make a legacy on the team?
Starting point is 01:01:59 No, we don't have to do that. So just say, fuck it. We don't have to ride everywhere. And they're going to be in the bucks next. LeBron James is so talented at basketball. He going to make niggas like wherever he go. If the shit don't want, work out in L.A. and he can't build his own team.
Starting point is 01:02:14 That need gonna go to Utah and the shit gonna work. Wherever that nigga go, that's who we fucking with. He might start his own expansion team. Come on, man. He needs to. LeBron. The LeBron Jack.
Starting point is 01:02:26 That'll be dope. Nike gonna pay for it. That'll be dope. What they'll play at, Lowe's? Man, as a LeBron fan, the only criticism of LeBron's game of me, I think he believe in other niggas too much. He is the passinous
Starting point is 01:02:39 nigger in the... You're the best nigger on the... come on man you tired don't pass it to them sorry but gonna be watching if you can't do it you know got damn way like when he led a little nigger trap him up like that nigga can't fucking guard you this nigger went to community college man that nigger just came out of the AA league who is this nigger and bra he kick it over corver loss corver you said the nigger faked his injury just not to be my foot because he was still on the ground having fun like a motherfucker but he did everything to let him know
Starting point is 01:03:17 he was somebody bring me a hot dog he was doing a shoot somebody bring me a hot dog bring me a hot dog from up death and they were doing the shoot day yeah what he was saying was somebody break me a hot dog y'all thought he was shoot he was like yeah bring me two of two of them he don't give a fuck we don't give a fuck either no we love the entertainment on man basketball is dope shit they were like they were like Like, LeBron, how's your hamstring? My what? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Yeah, it's, uh... That ain't way. It's all right. Did y'all hear about Rich the kid and them getting robbed? No. Hell, dog. No. Usher.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Right. Usher. In the L.A., but they said they didn't rob Usher, though. I just was looking at you. So the rap nigger got robbed and not the single? Rich the kid and not Usher. One of the niggas was robbed me. Niggas that Usher?
Starting point is 01:04:06 Usher. Get him alone. But get this, nigga. Nah, they robbed everybody but Usher. So usher got on street crack. Man, that nigga usher that nigga. Yeah. Like, I thought I got right.
Starting point is 01:04:17 But when you said that in my mind, I'm just seeing a gay stand niggins. Like pull a hit on him now. Yeah, get it. That nigga like, what's her name on power? Hey, Usher Raymond, step out in the hall, bro. Step out for a man. You're good. You made confession.
Starting point is 01:04:31 I made my son to you, buddy. Oh, Usher and fuck around and ain't listening. I'm gonna step up on you the bathroom. Say it at 7 o'clock. Seven o'clock. Yeah, I should get, hey, nigh the fuck down. Lay the fuck down. Ain't nobody asked you to say shit.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Alright, boy, you stay up, bro. Hey, us. You didn't see us. Hey, man, can we get a picture? Yeah. Hey, you'll follow me back. My girl ain't gonna believe I robbed these niggas and saw you. Hey, take a bit.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Look, he got the piss on the nigger on the floor. Take a picture right here. Oh, man. Are you straight? You need to? You good? You're right or something? You fuck with these knicker like this?
Starting point is 01:05:04 Lay the fuck down. Talk about that's how your plug talk. plug talk niggins stay your ass on the ground that's so fucked that dude jay got wrong this is a true story boy yeah oh yeah i read it i read it no it was i just saw a um a little thing on it i don't know man i think that's fucked up though yeah i don't really respect them niggins who do that stop leave people to fuck alone man people work hard for their shit yeah yeah need where up nigg they got against stop saying i don't need no security you keep getting robbed you need some security sooner or later nigger you got to make some
Starting point is 01:05:38 Well, you know what man? At the same time, I think some of these rap niggas got to stop telling their location and putting this shit up and putting their money up and grind with the jury and ride with the guy. I think they got to stop telling motherfuckers how much they spent and what they keep on them. Right, just relax and make your money and take care of your family
Starting point is 01:05:54 chill, brother. Shut your ass up. Like, I'm just riding around with $60,000. That's for nothing. Come on. What the fuck are we buying today? It's a nigga who's been a plan for jobs all week. What can we buy in today?
Starting point is 01:06:05 Niggin' my robbing skills is active. Yeah, nigga. Huh? I think that shit fucked up, man. Shit, my Grand Theft Auto button is on. I don't have no desire to be in the street life. Them nigs can have that shit. Them niggas be getting a lot of shit, man.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Uh-uh. And why is it in the, and we got the only genre of music, the motherfuckers die? The only genre. I think on my ass on that, man. I'd just be seeing how people be getting caught with shit. Oh, drug dealer arrested. Caught with 50. $50,000 in cash.
Starting point is 01:06:39 I'm like, this nigger was out of him. He could have got a job for that shit. You mean to tell me you're selling dope and only making million income? Nika, you could go to the warehouse right on for it to the industrial and hit 52. $52. You can go to Bilox. You can go to Biloxia and hit $2,000. For My Heart Podcasts and Rekoko Punch, this is The Turning, River Road.
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Starting point is 01:10:15 Everybody be, everybody be off the street. No, the fuck they would. Shitting me, I would. It's a nigga who, it's a nigga who would give his right arm to make $30,000 selling dope. Man, you remember how a nigga used to be down at the underground selling weed? Like, the hell yeah. Now it's like, what are you niggas making now? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:10:37 They got to sell wood and something else. It was under design for a minute. Yeah, you got to get the fuck out of that. No, they still down there, though. I believe. I ain't been down there, yes. I'm going to go down there. I'm going to tell you who made the money.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Well, I went down there. You know, when they had the Super Bowl, the Super Bowl. To the QC party? I went to that. Them cats who are doing all the parking attendants. Them niggas are making the money. Oh, yeah, that's where the money. Yeah, I don't like paying the park, man,
Starting point is 01:11:02 because these parking spaces really ain't big enough. For the shit I'd be driving. You pay more of the part than to get in where you're going. I don't really, I try to avoid all this type of shit. Yeah. Paying the park and shit. Me too.
Starting point is 01:11:17 And if I do pay the part, I'm going to make sure it's going to be worth it. You'll tell you where these podcasts is, fuck. Because a lot of people have seen me forgot. My whole day ain't forget. Yeah, man. Refresh their motherfucking memory. This podcast right here.
Starting point is 01:11:32 It's for niggas. who have been through so much street shit they can't sleep all night niggas just sleep light real quick just jump up yeah yeah for all the niggas
Starting point is 01:11:44 who've been locked up for a long time they wake up early put their whole outfit on just to sit in the house some motherfuckers who start arguments thinking they're right but be dead-ass wrong and then when you realize it
Starting point is 01:12:00 you still ain't gonna apologize Right. And so you swear to God. Exactly. Man, you know what, this podcast is for the niggas to take their old lady to the paint sip and bring their own Jack Degas. Come on, man. They're like, all you fucking with their wine shit, make my hair.
Starting point is 01:12:19 You know who this podcast is for, my name? It's for all of them cool, guys people who led a motherfucker ride to work with them. Because without them, they don't have no job, me. Right. You're really doing a motherfucker's shit. motherfucker service my name you ever be you ever get cool with the motherfucker you gave Brad to work to never yeah oh yeah that nigger right there I always want to got a blunt rolled up but that motherfucker changed when he get his own car yeah oh yeah
Starting point is 01:12:47 he don't even know you he don't even know nab no more who was now what's up where you all right oh what's up you know this podcast for so all the women who saved up to get body surgery, but once you realize how much money you had, you were like, fuck that shit. Let them chitties, hang. Mm-hmm. This podcast right here is for that dope-ass chick
Starting point is 01:13:13 that you see every morning a chick filet and she started giving you extra polonies and stuff. She just dropped one in there because she know you. I thought you was about to say, this for all the fine chicks who still work at fast food restaurant. Big shot out to them.
Starting point is 01:13:30 Yeah, some cute ones. Man, Loz, I got a few that I know I'm gonna save when I get the bag. To real? I'm just gonna push up, baby, clock out of it. I'm saying, bruh, you don't need this Chinese shit? You don't need this goddamn Chinese restaurant? No more Popeye's for you. Come on.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Come on. Yeah. You ever seen a bitch so crap? You want to buy something? Anything. Like where? Any goddamn, whatever this bitch say. Anything.
Starting point is 01:13:59 He said whatever he'd be saying. This ain't a bitch so fine. I'm looking at it like I knew them save this was going to come in and then. You say you need some new ties? Come on. I'm about to bat the bitch a whole car. You're going to buy the tires. I'm not about to put that.
Starting point is 01:14:18 You got to put some new shit on that. You got to do something for. Oh, I ain't say they were going to be some new tides. Oh. No, that was going to be you. No. you ain't gonna never have shit yeah I see that
Starting point is 01:14:33 I don't know what that concept who the fuck uses the tie and be like you know what I'm straight on need yeah no fuck that I'm the patch king I patched a patch this podcast right here is for the fine ass chicks
Starting point is 01:14:50 and when you get in their car then car be a little bit nasty a little bit because she really she don't really like the car and she really ain't a clean this anyway. Right.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Yeah. But her house a little nasty too? Yeah. And you're just tolerating because that's how fine she's fine. And she got a 141,000.
Starting point is 01:15:10 She ain't shit. This podcast is for the person sitting there keep refreshing that IRS to go out. See her they hit step two yet. No.
Starting point is 01:15:23 It's coming. Have faith Mm-hmm Shout out to everybody Who got broke up with Took that shit the wrong way Acting a goddamn fool After you got dumped
Starting point is 01:15:37 That's why they quit fucking With your stupid ass Right on time Right on time Mm-hmm Take that This podcast right here It's for all the veg
Starting point is 01:15:50 That Go eat nothing black beans all black history that's funny you can meme that shit that's a good-ass-a-me that's what this podcast yeah
Starting point is 01:16:06 yeah yeah yeah you know what I'll tell you what I'll tell you what that's this podcast you don't know who it's for this podcast for
Starting point is 01:16:21 all the cute ass girls out here too to work at the bar and they screen crack and they're cutting their finger every time they do it so they got to start doing it with their knuckle oh I ain't know that what they was doing yes sir you know who this podcast is not for all them chicks who got a premium Snapchat yeah how you gonna watch my shit for free and then try to charge me wow selfish mm-hmm mm-hmm For all the old niggas. Got, come on down with their sad bitch for 20 years.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Been with your wife for seven though. That's what is black history. Her grandkids call you granddad. Come on, man. You're the only nigger they know. But you got an old another family. I don't want nobody to feel left out. So I gotta go through them.
Starting point is 01:17:22 It's a little. Just right here for all my niggie. who work at the airport. All my nigs who work at them restaurants at the airport. Atlanta, Chicago, all the airports. For a lot of them. All the black folks that work at the airport
Starting point is 01:17:35 who be watching this shit, who be asking me about the 85 South Show early in the morning, you know, coming through them terminals and shit like that. To all my niggas, even the niggas who be cleaning up and shit, they be listening to the shit in there.
Starting point is 01:17:49 I'm watching the niggins put the paper tiles up, watching the goddamn Houston show. I ain't say shit. you know wash my hand because that's what I do yeah you know clean hands what's it go a long way it's got you keep your dick clean you wash your hand then you won't be touching your dick with dirty hands you won't have dirty dick or dirty hand yeah just like that I watch my hands before I pee how you go sheesh come on bro I'm telling why would I put my dirty hands on my
Starting point is 01:18:17 clean dick I took a shower before I got here right you gotta make shit make sense all the time yeah Mm-hmm. That shit funky, damn. Mm-hmm. He keeps some funky shit going on. That's some... That's some shit that's goddamn freestyle on, though.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Yeah, that's freestyle out there. Yeah, that's your type of shit. Stay right there. I think you're getting soft on me, man. You're crazy as fuck. Oh, okay. See, I'm the type of nigger who be talking that shit. I jumped up on the beat so I can grab a new chick.
Starting point is 01:18:51 She says she's tired of her old man and wants some new dick. some new dick so let me spit some game to her really right quick hello my name is Carlos and your ass is so fat and it wiggle like jello I said hello my name is Kyleo can I come to your crib and spend some money just hollow she said no don't buy me nothing because if you just buy me something you might be expected something I'm like no I see you living on this section 8 I'm trying to move you somewhere so your life can be great And move your kids about the hood
Starting point is 01:19:25 So they can go to a better school She's like, that's cool But anyway, what's up with you? I'm like, really? I'm just at the crib chilling, do you want to come and have some dinner like Thanksgiving, turkey wings? And you know I brought the dressing So she came through with a dress
Starting point is 01:19:41 And then she really started dressing Never made it to the food Not being rude, but I'm that dude That I want she to pull them out And let me see over them boots And then she hit them in my face I laid my nose up on her. chest because that's what I'm doing and I'm so good at it that I'm the best take a breath
Starting point is 01:19:58 catch yourself because I'm fucking with me dog because I'm hot to death no I'm hot to life I might have to say that twice because every nigger who speak about death never have a long life ooh I'm cool with it I'm cool with it should have graduated from high school with it went to college but then I started getting knowledge and then the world started putting up all these dollars in my pocket it changed my attitude cold it couldn't nobody tell me nothing they's like you ain't gonna be shit but I didn't made me something oh about myself did it by myself I'm by myself every time you see me don't try me cause I will ride by myself smoking and drinking I give what they saying because they be talking and thinking that I ain't listening but I heard what
Starting point is 01:20:45 you said and I say that shit to my face pussy oh now you're a heck and scared you heard what he See, you don't need a nigga doing me. Do yourself, because that's what the people want to see. Now, if you out here doing me, what hell who's going to do you? And now you fucking up how I do me, you stupid dude. I see the niggas doing my joke and left the part off. And that's my favorite part. And now he fucked it off.
Starting point is 01:21:09 And then I'm like, damn, how you're going to do half of the joke? You should have did the whole thing. Mugger, you cheating these folks. If you're going to take my shit, take the whole damn thing. Don't take the part that you like, because that's so, God. damn lame and that's with you boy I know you watching the show that's how it go don't never try to be low nigger you already know that I seen what you did when you did and who you did it with but ain't gonna say nothing that's some
Starting point is 01:21:35 petty shit oh and they ain't petted no more but they should have caught me round like 2004 that ain't the low you want to know because that nigger was crazy kicking in the door with pistols on me don't say the rest because I told Nah, not too. I'm the type of dudes that be kicking it like kung fu. And I told you earlier I don't eat no noodles. Be filling on white girls with asses flatter than poodles. Shit, just cause I can.
Starting point is 01:22:05 If they hit me, I'm gonna hear them back. You understand. Damn, I know my rap be five because my nigga listen to the words is making them cry. Damn, you. And he the motherfucking shift leader, the 85 South Show. Carlos on the shift leader.
Starting point is 01:22:22 Mm. You see my crew ain't even in here, but my niggas been holding it down over here since last year, or maybe the year before. Shit, I don't know if he nab on that side and my nigger Mario. And every time I call him and be like, nigger, come to the studio. They say shit, say no more.
Starting point is 01:22:40 We're about to pull up on you, lo. Mm. Damn. I'm gonna go and pick it up. Go ahead. I just wanna apologize. I'd let you get that up. I'd let you get that up your chest.
Starting point is 01:22:49 You should have never said that shit, man. When I said, I just wanted to hear you rap, but I didn't think you were gonna do that shit. Yeah. Because you made it sound like I had fell off. Like you fell off. I'm getting greater. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:23:04 All that shit I said, the way I said it, and how I said it, I meant every motherfucking word. Every goddamn last one of them. If somebody gonna think this shit will really. I don't give a good goddamn what these people think no more. They don't think. They don't think. They can't think that.
Starting point is 01:23:20 They can't think. They can't think. Bro, I ain't want a crown live pod game. Yeah, yeah. That's your soul. Oh, I said, he had to get that out. Come on, man. I know you're a killer.
Starting point is 01:23:31 You ain't no emotional nigger, bro. Man, what a... When you said... What the rest of you? Take the microphone off. If you gotta... I'm gonna do it right now. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:23:41 Come back. Come back. We're gonna hit one, cause I'm gonna get one. It's my time to spit one. Now I get one. I don't even... Unplug this frame. Yeah, let's unplug it, bro.
Starting point is 01:23:52 Come on, man. That bitch was acting selfish with the vagina. Don't be, I said, don't be too selfish. Don't be too selfish with the vagina because it's only one vagina in the household. So shit with me. You got the A and I need the V. So bring some to your boy, let your boy get some.
Starting point is 01:24:18 You got a whole bunch of it. shit why I can't have none oh so you gonna be stingy we started out cool and everybody was friendly but now no you want to act strange because the nigger came up and got that change give me some brains or maybe no I gave her a second just to think about it bro because you never really know how a hole might feel if you feel in on the grill of the wheel why you ride and suck my meat up while I'm driving. That's enough.
Starting point is 01:24:52 I can do this. Okay. I ain't gonna ask you to wrap. Don't do that. Don't do that. You're gonna do this on your own from now. Hey! I had your girl at my house on the couch giving mouth asking me what to do and will I pull it out.
Starting point is 01:25:07 If I bust, she don't trust that I will so I chill one more time on the wheel. If she asks how I feel, grip the wheel while I'm rolling and I'm hoping that I'm scoping pulling hoising every time I rip her. Every time I rip a men just like a rope and cowboy shit that I be taking every time I do. Ask me what I'm gonna come through and I'm gonna say cool. If she wants to come and see me, she can do that all the time.
Starting point is 01:25:31 Fit the float up off the head and watch me kick a goofy rhyme. Rolling weed and smoking weed with all my piece, that's what I do. Catch me on the 85 South Show on YouTube. Dropping every Friday, this the coldest podcast. All the women liking this, big titty's lots of ass. Whole niggas, old niggas, young niggas, throat niggas, even got the dope dealers hanging with the coke dealers.
Starting point is 01:25:55 Shit, I might just start selling pills. Got all these followers want to see how well the droop game is. The dope game is. The throat game is. She said she want to throw me up. Hold up. Date 5 South Show ain't nobody fucking with us. The coldest podcast that you didn't ever fucking seen up on your TV screen or maybe your
Starting point is 01:26:12 computer screen or maybe your phone or whatever you watch it on. 85 South show we rapping too long we do too many songs or they talk about pussy don't worry about we be doing what the fuck is you doing pussy so where you're sure what so i can watch it in me comments and say that i don't like this and damn there was some dumb shit yeah now how the fuck would you like that you're talking all your comments you don't think i'm a type back come on bro your address in your bio i pull up on you now you need a bio for your bio that you had while you was alive because you ain't no more. And I'm gonna be smiling in my jail photo.
Starting point is 01:26:53 I hear a bunch of me because a nigger needed the fucking lag. He'd be talking shit too much. Fuck that, nigger. I'm gonna let that ride. Go. Fuck that pussy that, nigger. He ain't know, I'm Carlos Miller. I came from a long life.
Starting point is 01:27:05 My uncle was a killer. His uncle was a killer. My grandfather was a killer. So somebody killed him because they was killers. And I'm a killer. Fuck these hoes. And all these broke out niggas, who'd be talking shit? talking shit, say, I don't like your pants.
Starting point is 01:27:18 Well, nigger, you can suck a dick. That's why you always worried about the shit that Carlos Miller's doing. You pussed assholes. That's why your pussy's ruined. Oh, you the fuck too many niggas and took too many pills. You're a drug at a bitch, big titty, nick to the long tith lives. Ooh, that's a nothing.
Starting point is 01:27:35 You can fuck up and still be cold. And still be cold. That's enough. Oh, my God. I should have been a rapper. I should have got into music game. You are a rapper. I should have been in the music game.
Starting point is 01:27:46 Man, I'm gonna tell you, rap game, man, is all you gotta do is be intellectual. I'm going to studio, fucking shit. That's somebody favorite shit right now. I'm gonna tell you so. Be intellectual. Be intellectual. Intellectual.
Starting point is 01:27:57 Come on, man. All right, let me hit a little. Let me hit a little bit. Let me hit a little bit. 1492. Let me hit you. For Columbus, he came to America on the ocean blue. He bought some niggas too.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Because the niggas on the boat, they had to tell him what to do, and one was driving. And another one had a map. and another one was rolling weed and a big-ass leaf flap. Mmm. And the other one was downstairs cooking. And the other one was mopping and seeing who was looking.
Starting point is 01:28:26 And the other one was up there with that long thing on its eye. And there was another one who had a gun just in case somebody wanted to ride. It was another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one and another one. Whole bunch of niggas, like three or four white folks. They put the white folks on like two or three different boats. so they can look like they're running shit. You know how they act, bro. It was one shit with one white dude
Starting point is 01:28:51 and a whole lot of black folks, but they was in the back, though. Let me tell you something about a black history. These white folks try to hide that shit in books like it's a mystery. Come on. Oh, shit. I could this shit real clear to me. We ain't any no motherfucking Christians in back in history.
Starting point is 01:29:06 We was doing the shit, huh? Real king style in the jungle, eating the shit, doing things running wild, butt-knit kid. Titties everywhere. Ariola showing. Come on, man. Big-ass, these booties. Them hoops be knowing.
Starting point is 01:29:19 Come on. That shit comes from your ancestors. Big-ass ancestors. But now you're sitting your motherfucking ass up on the chester dresser. On the chester dresser? And the dirty-ass saint. Come on. You're supposed to be a queen, baby.
Starting point is 01:29:30 What the hell you think? See, every time they bring up Martin Luther King, they'll tell you about the gangster shit is always I have a dream. See, at the end, the part that they don't be telling to y'all. Martin Luther King was like, integration. I'm like, no. Really? He was like, no, let's get some money.
Starting point is 01:29:49 At first it was kinda fucked up, but it ain't funny how they be doing. Shit, let's boycott everything. I put that on my mama. If y'all gonna ride it, do the damn thing. And they were like, hold on. You got to fuck with the money. It's gonna fuck with the money.
Starting point is 01:30:05 I mean, we gotta do something, unless he's gonna fuck up our money. Let's do something, cause we got the money. See? That's the part they'll never be putting off in the book. And when he got shot, they'd be like, over there, a nigga, look. See, them niggas already knew what was going down. That's why everybody was standing around and didn't nobody dug down.
Starting point is 01:30:25 Man, I'm going to tell you about this. Separation is a bitch. We should have stayed lit. You mean segregation? We should have dead our thing. We should have listened to Malcolm X. We should have took off the chains. No, don't say that it's not up on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:30:42 Because that type of shit that'll make YouTube flag you. Because we don't promote no hate speech. Hey, I'm just telling you how I is. It's from when Ray D. Because our ancestors went through some shit, some ass whooping, raping this shit, and our babies was damn to took. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Starting point is 01:30:59 You're saying all the wrong shit now. Hey, Jay Owen, do me a favor, bro. Just slow that shit down. Welcome back to another edition of 85%. I don't know what the fucking Mario Tori guy was going on. That was a very aggressive stance that he just took. It was like David Bell. on beach.
Starting point is 01:31:17 Yeah, he was on. He went crazy. I wasn't like the dude on frat. Yeah, man. You had a lot on your mind. I didn't know it was about to get dark. Came out of anywhere. Yeah, it did.
Starting point is 01:31:26 Black history. Yeah, black history, man. What's some of your favorite moments in black history? Man, actually, man, just, you know, I was a sports guy too. So like BoJack and Dion. I was, I was blown away with the Dion. Yeah. 30 for 30.
Starting point is 01:31:40 Yeah. Man, those cats is dope, man. Hershaw Walker. Even O.J. Man, was a dope bad fucking running back, man. They can never take that away from OJ. Never take that away from OJ. Some of my favorites.
Starting point is 01:31:51 I like when Alan Arison got his hair braided on the bench. That was great black history moments. When the paces in the pistons got the fight, that was in the black history of my favorite black history in the sport. Gabby Douglas, you know, that made history in our time. So I was a proud of said to that. I like when the bond James went and told him mama sit her ass down. That was black history.
Starting point is 01:32:14 That was black history. That was black history. Yeah. That was black history. Definitely with some black history like that. Um, Chef Ginnard won the damn cooking challenge, the black guys from the Alabama. Come on, bro. You same boat broke the world record wasn't any tied.
Starting point is 01:32:28 Serena Williams, you get me? Shout out to Venus too. Beans. Just cause. Yeah, that's because they're sister. Yeah, that's black history right there. Killer Mike make a dope-ass Netflix. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:40 But like you said, black history, though, that just for them being sister. Yeah. out their money with bees in there. Who would ever talk it? Hmm. With Serena ads, they're moving in their skirt. Here you go. See?
Starting point is 01:32:53 I don't even like to talk about it no much. But it's dead. To the white man. She's gone, bro. Bras, she gone. Yeah. Serena. Jamika William.
Starting point is 01:33:03 Jamika. Who Venus worked with? White man, too. Probably got a hold of us. Oh, no. Don't tell me that. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:33:12 They're around a different caliber of people. Yeah. It's sad to lose them like that. Yeah. I feel like, I don't know. We don't know what we're going to do. Well, you know the thing about it is shit. What can you do?
Starting point is 01:33:25 Nothing. You fuck with on the caliber of people that, what do you do? I thought Venus were fucking would change you, you know what I mean? Shut the fuck up. Stop making them shit, bro. It was something strange, though. Stay off that shit, bro. I can see that.
Starting point is 01:33:37 I told you to stop reading that shit. I can see that happen. He's just making them shit, bro. You might have just read them back to back. I don't think that's... You might have read Serrily doing the Chingy. She was doing the Chiquette. No.
Starting point is 01:33:54 After the... No. I don't know nothing about that. Now, I'll be starring shit on the show, but... Yeah. Delete that part. Yeah! That shit get on the internet, bradneggis, get the paste of it.
Starting point is 01:34:05 Sirita, we're on the day, what? Lord forbid they didn't ever took a picture somewhere. Oh, Lord. Breaking news on the 85 stop making up shit this just in serena way you could google
Starting point is 01:34:20 you could google picks of chiggy and uh venus william oh man i just found out one of my favorite women is married to a white man oh stop man
Starting point is 01:34:29 who by old is that a lady from uh how to get away with murder same one from fences with did tell Washington yeah one of my favorites
Starting point is 01:34:38 she is not married to no white man yes she is man start telling me bad news I'm sorry. Childish skin, you know, marital white woman, too? His name childish. He should, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:49 He's good. He's gonna say, he's got shit to do with his name, man. Yeah, I'm just saying. What? Damn. You say that shit now, but we're gonna look up in 30 years. Ain't nobody gonna be black no more. You know how we'd be saying, damn, like,
Starting point is 01:35:04 for the women to be married to, like, damn, they're married to the white men. I want to do some of the white women and be like, damn, he married to a black girl. Only we didn't think of some shit. Damn it, damn. We lose. We looting. All white men, chill and bitch.
Starting point is 01:35:23 God damn. We're gonna look around. They probably got a name for it that you'll never figure out. Well, looks like another race car driver's in here. What the fuck is it? He's black and white. The race card, black and white flag. You don't get it.
Starting point is 01:35:38 Oh, man. We got a referee in here. Oh, he's the zebra. talk employee oh he's a zebra he's a zebra cake he's a step and repeat snap and repeat oh they probably got a stupid-ass name for us like that covert racism man fuck that my black history month should be every month it is what should we do different than black history month that we ain't doing I feel like we should be blacker I feel like everything that they thought we were doing we should turn it up on their ass because
Starting point is 01:36:12 That's why everybody had to make it fun of a black face and shit. Nicar, we ought to really give them some shit to, we ought to really, like, but we should do it with so much class. And we should really just make them, like, we should make them just kiss our ass. We should be turned up, bro. We should be having. We should be doing something. All month should be something popping.
Starting point is 01:36:33 And then just, you know how they have something. I blame BET. I feel like we should just be trivial. We should just be barbecuing 24 hours of all that stereotypical. shit they think we're going to be doing. Just niggins just riding around all our music loud. Two, three in the morning.
Starting point is 01:36:48 Just shivis everywhere. All that. All that taco bell. Instead of marching, instead of marching, instead of marching just a long line of shivis ride through the city. Just riding all through the suburbs. They didn't even have no police to pull all of us over. Right.
Starting point is 01:37:01 We just all up in the suburbs. Just listening to plies and shit. Throwing trash out the ones. Loud. Loud. Loud. Bullshit, dumping gut, blood guts all of them. Dumping blunts everywhere.
Starting point is 01:37:11 every well pulling up what are we doing by making motherfucking checkers run out of the ice cream i feel like that's the way should be the one month we save all our black shit and just do it all that one like niggas gonna buy no rims until february like we should just be our month to just show all black we should buy all new cars all month just all february niggins just that's why we get our income tax just stack up just stack up all for the other 11 months that and find all the black-owned business and just buy all that shit from each other. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:46 Find the, nigga, that shit'll be cold. You on the song. That'll be cold. Black history money. We ought to really make black history. Black people have spent a record $190 million in the black community. With each other. We don't know what we're going to do with these bawling-ass Negroes.
Starting point is 01:38:04 We haven't even seen them. We don't know where they are. Where are the black people? They haven't even been on Instagram. When you love to turn on 60 minutes and they just panicking, black people are leaving New York City in record numbers. We don't know what we're going to do. We don't have enough city workers. There are not enough people to drive the trains.
Starting point is 01:38:23 We don't know. Our economy is collapsing. Please come back. Save up all your vacation days. You'll spend them all February 28 days. Every person and every job everywhere during February, just quit. What if niggins stop going to Chris? Companies would fail.
Starting point is 01:38:38 What if there wasn't no more black on black cram? No, no. What if all the OG niggins were like, you mad at that niggins? That's rigid. Bring your nephew down here. These niggins want a goddamn fight and kill each other. Let them kill each other, goddamn it. Ain't gonna be in the street.
Starting point is 01:38:53 Ain't no police. Y'all fight till you get, now hug. Y'all don't want to kill each other. Shut the fuck up. Go on about the minute. Come on, man. Too easy. Come on.
Starting point is 01:39:04 That's what used to happen back of the day. You used to fight it out, play basketball. But it's gonna be niggas who were out there like Floyd Mayweather. They're gonna go tell the white people all in the news. on the news you don't know where the niggas at they down there in florida they went to man semya jackson why he don't mind me the nigger all of nights the box is like he just like who's floored mate with me they're fucking dummy man damn i feel like that's sammy on jackson on jango man he he wanted him no i think he'll get a fuck by nobody but floyd didn't give a fuck
Starting point is 01:39:34 yeah he's seen somebody post that shit hey shout out to that niger Who is Durante? Geronte. Who is that? Ain't that how you say a name? Javonte Davis. I put an R instead of the beat. Yeah, you're a cold nigga, bro.
Starting point is 01:39:50 Hey, no, he's a cold. Somebody gonna hear that name me. He knocked the nigga out after the fact. The nigga thought he was about to come back to fight. I'm like, nah, my shit ain't working. That nigga took a knee in the ring. Yeah, exactly. He tried to act like he wanted some mode, but his body was like,
Starting point is 01:40:04 he was real. That what made me change from talking about Floyd to him. Like, we got us a real. I like how you brought that here. Yeah. yeah just we're gonna have to erase certain negativity out of our language yeah floyd he's gone he gone he gone there ain't no saving it you can't look to him for nothing outside of
Starting point is 01:40:22 boxing being extravagant him and his boxing yeah his boxing and buying all the shit that i can buy yeah he gonna regret that shit one day because he cut us off he really walking his way this is not his first time though it's not but that's what i'm and see the and that's okay i'm sorry and that's just like how like j g like you said the the modern-day Frederick Douglass. He has the same amount of power right now. He has even more because he has he has access to
Starting point is 01:40:47 his money right then. You get what I'm saying? He can be a walking. He can be a walking Moses. He got all this money. He ain't pulled them niggins to the side. I'm like, let's get our own shit. The black-ass boxing association. Let's buy a whole city. Right.
Starting point is 01:41:02 Shit, let's buy a city and get a boxage, a gym, a train facility. You can buy all that shit like D-U-R-D. This is the thing, though, this shit sounds easy when it ain't your money. True. It's easy to say. But this motherfucker buys a watch. That's worth $18 million or one-point something. Yeah, see, that's just, nigger, if the motherfucker who is selling $18 million watches
Starting point is 01:41:23 and you find a motherfucker who's going to buy, you ain't going to make them pay for it. True. Come on, man. Shit. Who is the fucking? I can say. I can look at this right now. That's why I don't like the internet.
Starting point is 01:41:34 Who's the fuck to say that the shit cost that money? A nigga might have saw that bitch and was like, Nick, I saw Mario Torre with a $20 million watcher. Who is the fuck to say that? That's how they verified. That's probably $3,500.
Starting point is 01:41:46 All the shit you have ever seen online, you ain't seen the goddamn receipt or the tag on it. Every day they come out and say, oh, this new rapper just spent $300,000 on the chain. Who gives a fuck? Who's to say that?
Starting point is 01:42:00 That jeweler might have made that chain for $4,000 and say, post me on your Instagram, and we are fighting. How do you price $18 million, and what made you, listen, I don't know. I'm going to tell you something. I don't believe none. All I'm saying, you can believe that shit if you want to. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't think a nigga worked his ass up to spend no goddamn $18 million on no shit like that.
Starting point is 01:42:22 Ask him, Lois. Huh? Ask him. What the fuck they sell them at? Who you got to know? It's one of one. Who you got to know? that's gonna sell you some $18 million.
Starting point is 01:42:32 And how much do this motherfucker got? Man, if he can sell it for $18 million? And if he made him $18 million of watch, how much? They're not about to let no goddamn black man spend no $18 million, nothing at nowhere at one time. At one time? Niggins, show up and try to spend $18 million on a watch. And watch the feds, everybody. Motherfucking coming off them ropes.
Starting point is 01:42:50 Get on the motherfucker on the motherfuck and float. When your birthday? You're going to go ice. What's your mother's made name? Your name Floyd? Mm-mm. fuck the dope no man don't believe that shit
Starting point is 01:43:03 don't I don't know I don't even I'm not hustling for no shit like that no no fuck no you know how long it takes to make millions you're gonna buy a fucking goofy as what to tell the same amount of time as you could with a goddamn casio no hell no
Starting point is 01:43:17 not doing that shit no more no time ain't even nothing I like how everybody ain't rich like that though because it makes you appreciate that type of shit I mean you get some money it's nice to go out and buy you some nice shit but nigga I'm You don't got to be competing with motherfuckers
Starting point is 01:43:31 who've already been rich and richer than you. And then what the fuck is, even somebody look at your wife and say, oh damn that shit dope as fuck. Nika, they're going to go home and go to sleep. There ain't nobody going to be thinking about your ass. That's the best thing about seeing people with money, my name. Like people who have real money
Starting point is 01:43:45 or a lot of money. This shit that they'll spend a lot of money on, people will be like, what the fuck is home with you? That's a white man somewhere who spent $6 million to have a fucking dinosaur bone on his coffee table. what yeah it they do shit like that you'll never see this grass anywhere in the
Starting point is 01:44:03 real fucking teradactyl skull it's real they breathe two million man get the fuck out of here yeah 300,000 you can bring some pigs you know one thing I'm mad about though from the whole rap game entertainment industry on the black side what that started all these record labels don't nobody had no building what a building that you know robot none of these record labels That's true. Except QC. Where the fuck is the cash money building?
Starting point is 01:44:34 All the Americans we didn't bought. We deserve a ride by something and see a cash money side. In New Orleans. On the side of that bitch. Or at least have like a place where you can visit that shit like Motown or something. That's what I'm saying. They never took a picture in front of a building that note. You ever seen them in the studio?
Starting point is 01:44:52 I've seen Lil Wayne record an album in a hotel room. Not saying that they didn't have one. They didn't have one. I'm just saying, where is the buildings for all this shit? These niggins. You don't lose no building. No. I want the buildings.
Starting point is 01:45:04 I want to see the buildings. Yeah. Unless they just got them all in their house. You know, a lot of cats be buying houses. Yeah. But then a lot of them being like suites and shit in office buildings or whatever. But that's bullshit. I want to see where the buildings is on by black folks.
Starting point is 01:45:17 All this fucking money. Yeah. Well, that's the same thing about comics. We don't have no black on comedy clubs, except for Jack. One. Well, it's probably more than one. I mean comic wise like a rich comic comic and ain't that many because I think because comics hate comedy clubs I mean why if you were a comedian why the fuck would
Starting point is 01:45:38 you want to own a comedy club you want to own a comic club I would hell yeah if I had enough bread I mean I don't know I probably I would open the dope-ass I ain't on your list of shit to do though I'm just saying like if you open into your city you ain't necessarily gonna be there if you want to do some guest appearance shit but you got one of them you got access to comics you're gonna book that shit for a year. Because now it's more on the business side you really. Yeah, I would do it. I think
Starting point is 01:46:04 that shit would really work. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Maybe. Do your city got with? Nope. Think about it. I know the niggas in my city. They're going to go one time and then I'm going to close that bitch. Once everybody go once, it's over. They're not going to keep coming. They're going to take one picture. Man, y'all having another goddamn show. Man, we're not fend to be in this.
Starting point is 01:46:26 fucking every weekend 20 dollars again my city too small it's too item minimum it's just like saying bullfuckers over and over again country folks ain't paying two items might be a little bigger and then they're gonna go and complain like why i don't bring uh kalo down oh shit whoever then it's like because you ain't gonna pay for that shit oh a motherfucker gonna flip out when they try to sneak their bottle in the company club and they think i'm about to argue for a nigger who won't pay $20 for us drinking some wings This is my nephew shit. What the fuck you mean?
Starting point is 01:46:58 I can't bring my boss in it. Two item minimum. Ooh, y'all from mail with y'all's there, man. Listen, they out of that brought that city stuff down here. Two item apiece? Man, you might. So I got to buy two items for me and my wife. And my wife, man, when we together.
Starting point is 01:47:17 So I'm going to order something, she's going to order something. That's two right there. Now, it's two apiece. That, you mean to tell me, if I order something, she'll order something. That ain't two. Man, they got damn bill with $60 or something. Oh, man, motherfuckers thing, man. Well, Lord, I'm glad you didn't come.
Starting point is 01:47:33 God damn. Man, that shit high. We had a night time. That shit half. I ain't going back, I'll tell you that. Man, that shit. I don't give a damn who the hell out there. They can bring Red Fox back to that motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:47:46 I ain't going. Hey, the last six that all there ever get from me. She give me. Those niggins say that shit quick. $7 for a bud life. Some goddamn, I could buy a seven bud life for seven dollars, yeah. Then the motherfucker went in cold.
Starting point is 01:48:05 The motherfucker wasn't even cold. You can't satisfy these names. Man, you can't. Bring me a warm-ass bill for seven-dark. You can bring them a bucket of ice that had a bit in there. The bitch brought the bug of the ice and just had water all on my table.
Starting point is 01:48:19 The bitch ain't putting no napkin down or nothing. God damn. Well, we're supposed to drown? And the bit that I argue with the bitch, she don't put gratuity on that motherfucker. We ain't order shit about like that. I said thank you. What the fuck wrong with these folks, man? Then these motherfuckers start.
Starting point is 01:48:39 The showboys started at 915. They started 9.30. They're rushing me. You got to sit down, sir. We sat down 15 goddamn minutes. Then the nigger wasn't funny worth of damn. The first... I could have went up there and did this you did that shit.
Starting point is 01:48:58 The first one, he wasn't about shit. Then the motherfucker got a nerd to try to sell me a DVD after the show. I don't spend sex then. Motherbugger's going to say something about my hat. I just saw you. I was going to talk about my hat. I turned that motherfucker out then. I got to arguing with it.
Starting point is 01:49:16 I told his ass up. I told you, you ugly motherfucker. Yeah, ask my wife, I didn't know, baby. Yeah, I told him, you're ugly some bitch. You always got to ask the wife. Oh, man. Add my wife. Didn't that baby.
Starting point is 01:49:34 Didn't that baby. Allma went on the stage and yank this ass on that mother, I told him give me the mic. It wouldn't get me the mother. Why old niggins talk and get the movement like, it wouldn't get me the mother, like. Hell, hell, they all was in the way. Hell, shit.
Starting point is 01:49:49 Shit. I told my wife, run me to the liquor store. Hell. They don't pay me, charge me $7 out of one bill. Run me to the liquor. Yeah, I'm going to get that. A fucking surcharge. Right.
Starting point is 01:50:02 Too, I had a minimum. That was there on the wall. I would come, but you're gonna put me in your little shit, man. Don't put me on your little shit, man. I ain't try to be on the spot. No, man. But you know, I do that funny shit my dad or so. Hey, hey, I'm who you need to have on stage with you.
Starting point is 01:50:19 I'm a fool. So what I got to do to get started? How do I get on there? Shit. Man, at my cousin. I don't need to be, bro, I just... I just do that. I just be saying shit.
Starting point is 01:50:31 That should come on the top. But I just never did that coming shit because I was so caught up in the street. Hey, let me ask you this. How much y'all be making, man? You know what I'm saying? So I just come down there and I just... If I wanted to start, who I...
Starting point is 01:50:45 Where you be at? Where you be at? Let me open up for you. Yeah. No, no, for real, no, for real, next time you're doing something. Yeah, I'm gonna ride. I'm gonna ride. I'm gonna have my wife.
Starting point is 01:50:57 Man, gotta have my wife. Shit, you need you a real goon with you anyway. You know me, man. I'm telling you, hey, what motherfuckers to hear the shit I'll be saying? This shit gonna go. They're gonna say, damn, where you behind that nigga at? That nigga, hey. I'm telling you, man, all you gotta do is, hey, all you got to do is put me on there.
Starting point is 01:51:15 I bet, hey, they're gonna take your shit off to the top, too. Because look, when folks see that you, You fucking with somebody who real. They gonna know you real. I know a whole bunch of people at work. Yeah, come. Everybody at work, fuck with me already. Like, that's gonna pack a whole auditor in about.
Starting point is 01:51:32 Dude. Nick, those six people. I know everybody. I just be on everybody to do come. Anybody who think it's easy, go do it. Man, that'd be the fun of shit. That shit is hilarious, man. Just watch a motherfucker shit not work.
Starting point is 01:51:45 Like, okay, thank you. I told you. Watch that shit not work. That shit is not easy. No. You motherfucker can get the fumbling over the word. Yeah, man, then I told the bitch. That's what they think is.
Starting point is 01:51:58 When that first joke don't work and they then walls start closing in on the motherfucker. Do do-doo, do-doo. Then she'd be like, god damn, hey, uh, damn, y'all tough out here. Do-da-to-do-da. Man, the nigga recognized he bunk. God damn, y'all don't laugh at shit. Well, I'm gonna get out of here. we were waiting on your ass.
Starting point is 01:52:19 Shit. I get the lad, I get the lad, nigger took all the laughs. Oh, I guess y'all want to hear some pussy jokes over. That one,
Starting point is 01:52:31 that one of only like doing black crown, y'all don't know. Boy, when the niggas, when the niggas, say this at the end, it just totally silly for me, bro.
Starting point is 01:52:39 Hey, man, I just came up here show my nigger Mario some love, man. Ah, that's the killer right there ain't.
Starting point is 01:52:47 No, what about when they Say, man, I just wanted to try the few jokes, y'all that. Right. That's the shit you were doing three months ago, two years ago. Four years ago. Oh, now this would be funny, too. Oh, y'all ain't liked that one?
Starting point is 01:53:00 Man, fuck y'all, man. Nah, what the niggins say this? You were talking to him at the show. Yeah, that was my new shit. Don't do that! Don't ever do that. That shit, garbage. And that's your new shit?
Starting point is 01:53:11 You need to go back to your old new shit. Your old new shit. A nigger born came off stage. Came off stage, you know, the nigga ain't say nothing like shit. That's a part of the game. I reached, you know, just a little doubt. Oh man, I ain't worried about that shit. I didn't ask you, I didn't ask you anything, brother.
Starting point is 01:53:29 I didn't, I didn't ask you how you felt about shit. I just reached my hand out for depth, like. Right. I seen a nigga bomb so hard at Uptown. Mm. That's the kid. He got a bomb so hard for some reason. He told a nigga to bring him back.
Starting point is 01:53:46 Man, bring me back, man. I do that shit again, man. He's probably the only nigger that you didn't seem bomb back to back. I was like, what the fuck you go back up for? You thought they forgot? Hey, bring me back, man. I'm out, man, I was off a little bit. Man, I had eight before I got on stage.
Starting point is 01:54:05 That's what it was. You know, usually what I did. Man, I'm about when a nigger called you to get them a guest spot in their bomb. Right. Hey, man, see if you man, let me go up. Hey, man. Give him a couple minutes. He funny?
Starting point is 01:54:19 He funny? He funny? He funny? Yeah, go ahead, man. Lost this you man? I don't even know that nigga, boy. Because if you bum, you ain't good no more. You ain't good.
Starting point is 01:54:32 That's your destiny. You gotta take that bomb. We ain't cool till I know you're not gonna bomb. Taking that bomb as like a fucked up tattoo. You got to cover that shit up one day. Man, you got to go. Like, I gotta see you real. no the best thing if you bomb you got to be funny somewhere else if it's still a young night
Starting point is 01:54:49 you got to go somewhere at least make it through your set or something today you're not just about to ride around with this explosion on you though you're gonna suck smell like smoke man what you're a booth i had a bad set nigga do you know i stayed in that parking line and roasted every motherfucker i can find and see i got i got to get a laugh so well fuck y'all you mean you know who is the foulest nigga, the nigger, the niggubb, man. Look, I had got them. You didn't bomb in front of K-dub. No, I didn't bomb, but my last joke didn't hit.
Starting point is 01:55:26 So it comes on state, he was like, yeah, you know, that last joke went shit. So I start trying to roast him. We said, no, you ain't gonna get a laugh from me. And walked on. No, but K-dub, the type of nigger. Tell him, Mario, for the next six years you see him. Hey, now, that last joke went shit.
Starting point is 01:55:43 I don't get a fuck, what you say. Hey, Hey, you remember you what's a name? You put it in tonight. But I'm gonna tell you now, that last joke, that motherfucker still. They probably forgot, I ain't forgot. You remember, you remember who's at the spot
Starting point is 01:55:53 and you did that joke? Hey, now, hold on, now. Hick with that last joke you did. That nigga ass old, man. Shut out the page. And this shoot be fun as fuck, kid. I just lived the dick. Y'all, y'all had a good-ass little era.
Starting point is 01:56:12 Yeah. Our air is still going on. No, I'm saying, like, the trenches. In the streets. Man, the comedy game is changed. That shit puts it now, though. It wasn't to be too many places like we could do. We had to really go away and was in.
Starting point is 01:56:24 When we were coming around, niggas, we couldn't, we couldn't get on stage and just roast with y'all. Y'all wouldn't even give us, you know, with certain niggas. Now you go to the spot, these niggas. You don't want to roast with them. Because they just not in the time. I don't even know. I can't say that because I don't know who the fuck out here. You don't even speak to them.
Starting point is 01:56:41 I don't. Mario a good nigga, you gonna speak to me. I ain't, I'm trying to be a good man. That ain't gonna help nobody any. I don't have my time. That's what's wrong with motherfuckers. They always think somebody being nice to him. It ain't.
Starting point is 01:56:55 Niggas just be looking like, look, man, I got other shit to do. Then you get on the nigga today, lo? You got to tell you them jokes by your goddamn self. Yeah, I got other shit to do. Then you get on the nigga today? He thought you weren't being nice? I don't give a fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:08 I do that shit every day. What was he doing? Um, I don't know. That niggie, oh, let me ask, hold on, you're talking about, let me ask the people. Ladies, what do you think about the niggins who's sitting like this? You see how I'm sitting. Why are you? This is a man.
Starting point is 01:57:28 No, that nigger, you came late, Chad over there sitting like this, just swinging his foot. Craig the joke, no stories about this? A lot of business isn't sitting like that. That's what I said, that's the rich. That's the rich stand. You know what, you heard the first thing I said, I said, that nigga was winning, then you sit like... Go get the money, bird!
Starting point is 01:57:48 Get the money! Get the money first! Don't be just doing that shit! Man, you know, make my auntie sit like that and watch murder men. You're not about to sit up in here with your fucking fire all now. There's the shit, crow. No! Ow, how you fuck, who it was.
Starting point is 01:58:05 Bro, don't sit like that. No. And nightside was straight, oh. Man, he was dating in his foot! No, I want to do it. Hey! Oh, that's what you draw the line. So you know you're wrong, but you ain't gonna think...
Starting point is 01:58:19 Hey, see, that's what I'm talking about. Pick that up. Hey, man, Joe, I see you, if you never see me doing some shit out of garry, say something, Nick, don't just make that shit rap. I don't get a fuck, what's status I'm on, and how much I got. You see me got them doing some shit you ain't seen me do before. You don't got a change. You don't got a change.
Starting point is 01:58:37 You're all right. What you mean? What you mean? Well, I ain't never seen you. No way to walk the joke quick before that damn camera. You see what I'm talking about? Man, I don't know. How somebody said he got nothing to do that?
Starting point is 01:58:49 They got a lot to do with everything. He ain't the wrong cause to talk about it. We can talk about it. It's still the same thing. You have to be sitting over here like an auntie, man. That was what Lowe's told him, but Chan flipped out. Chan got up and said, who the fuck you talking to?
Starting point is 01:59:04 I got money. You don't tell me how to sit. I'm a business owner. This is how successful niggas sit. He said, if I want to go. He said, if I want to go. dangle my foot, nigga. I'm gonna dangling my shit.
Starting point is 01:59:13 And he kept kicking his foot, though. He said, Nick, I was slacks. But he was fucked up because he had his thigh turn. I was like, nigga. That's fucked up, bro. Don't sit like that. You sit like an auntie watching murder mystery. Don't do that.
Starting point is 01:59:25 Watching what, low? Murder mysteries, man. Those cold case files and shit. Not them. Not my dog. Investigated discovery. That's my dog, bro. You think I'm not going to say something?
Starting point is 01:59:37 You're supposed to. Hey, dog. Tighten up. I don't know why you bought that. I should have. I shouldn't have. You should have. Because there's got to be addressed.
Starting point is 01:59:45 Because there's women out there who watch this show. Like, that's right. Fuck these bitch ass-knickers. Crossing their legs. Crossing their legs. How he had it? How he had it? Hold that.
Starting point is 01:59:55 Thack. Lean it. Lean it. Leaning. No, bro. Don't explain that shit. Hey. Don't explain it.
Starting point is 02:00:04 No more. He said like that. I'm glad he, listen. And one thing about it, as grown black men these days, we have to accept when our brother check us. Just checked it. That's all the way. Mario, this is the crazy part. If I catch you sit like that again next time, I'm gonna pop you.
Starting point is 02:00:17 I'm gonna pop him like a napkin. That's what I'm saying? Fix your goddamn leg. Motherfucker. And then you hit it with the back like that. Get your goddamn leg, dude. I'm gonna catch your ass shit like that again. Or hit him on a hit him with something.
Starting point is 02:00:30 You got pick up. You got pick up. That is totally fast. Your dad would see you sitting like that? That's the same shit I'm telling. That's the same shit I'm telling. What's his daddy gonna say? Man, my goddamn son's shit.
Starting point is 02:00:45 What's your mama gonna say? And they're gonna be mad at you? What was Lowe's when you were sitting like that? Don't say shit? Did you see the picture? Why you got your cousin with it? Why you ain't say nothing? You rind him for nothing.
Starting point is 02:00:56 You condone the shit. That's his nickname. That's his nickname. Thahe. Thahe hi and shit on me. He's thai high and shit on me. He's trying to explain it to me. No man.
Starting point is 02:01:11 They were at Brock Nation and it was the camera man. Trying to go to the brunch next year, man. You got to sit like this, all right? Everyone at the Rock Nation brunch was sitting like that. You know I'm going to Derby this year. I got to get my hat. Come on man. Like, because he got on Nike sweats, the Nike sign like this,
Starting point is 02:01:32 but it was straight up in the out, like how he was sitting like it was. This the shit that was disturbed me to the foot down. The dick, the dog. Yeah, kicking my feet, bro. Look, he didn't deny nothing but the daigro. He checked you. He didn't deny nothing but the daigle for you. He doesn't like your brother.
Starting point is 02:01:48 Look, now, look, I smoked the weed, but I ain't had nothing to do with the wraps. You're right. I ain't had shit to do with the raps. Man, he better not swing your feet at the bar. I was just waiting on him and throw his hand behind his head like the auntie with the short cut. Tell me a little about you. What the fuck is all this fucking moistness behavior? I just knew.
Starting point is 02:02:10 pretty girl rock song were playing in his head not too chay man stop bashing coming down a lonely road people gonna watch this and take this as bullying so just just this oh stop yeah they're gonna but just know that uh that's a lot of people have their thighs out what were you guys this podcast ain't for that type of signal it ain't for that it ain't behavior this podcast ain't for you to have your thigh and we got one of the executives sitting like that but the podcast ain't for that no for that now i'm getting confused Now it's making me questioning a lot of shit. Who is this nigga being up into this point?
Starting point is 02:02:47 He didn't got comfortable, now he can start being himself. But, look, another executive told him about how he was sitting. Right. And he ignored that executive. Right. Multiple times. Yeah, multiple times. We probably should put an email out or something here.
Starting point is 02:03:05 Because I don't want the company to start suffering from internal problems. Well, also, also, fellas, now, you got to go up to HR. You got to keep this consideration. No, no, no, no, you got to keep this consideration because at the beginning when we first hired him, this was not in the handbook. We have to put this in now. No, I actually spoke with him. He grandfathered in the house. I have to have to consult with another one of my partner in the firm.
Starting point is 02:03:30 It has been confirmed that, I mean, Joe feels the same way. And he's mentioned it. He's mentioned it. So not only is. So this has happened on another case. It's happened on several. occasions. Is this your first time catching him?
Starting point is 02:03:42 And outside the workplace. Is this your first time catching you? This is just a behavioral thing now. He's bringing his... So it's redundant now. Yes. It's redundant. It's blatant.
Starting point is 02:03:52 And none of you guys decided to bring this up until now. No, he brought it up. He forced the issue because he's... You had enough. I've had enough. I've had enough. This is seriously than I thought. He's being belligerent.
Starting point is 02:04:04 And he's not respecting the work environment. It's selfish. So should we talk to him? talk to him I mean we it's nothing else to talk about nothing else to talk about so terminated terminated me no terminated man it needs to be it needs to be on its file that this is a continuous problem yeah I think at least put it on and I feel I feel personally mild suspension I feel that is affecting the income into the business wow yeah because what about the perception is the thigh distracted this is a thigh distracted this could do a lot
Starting point is 02:04:36 The thighs. To ruin. Me personally, yes. It could ruin our reputation. It could kill us in the streets. He has a point. What about our urban campaign? Our show is 56% male-dominated.
Starting point is 02:04:51 You have a point? We are one of the top performers in our market. That's because we haven't shown any flaws in the product. I'm going to hate to do this. I didn't want to say it, but I wanted to file sexual harassment. I do not feel like I want to file sexual harassment. I do not feel like I want to do. to do this but I'm gonna have to do this because I do not want my name on that paperwork
Starting point is 02:05:09 man this is a fucking avalanche waiting to happen the snowball effect the only thing that I am proud it was no 85 South Gear on him when he was sitting like that can you imagine can you fucking imagine imagine how he would have had his hat fire fest all over again he's gonna he's so three days three days three days uh we got to without pay without without pay without without And he may have the four-fifths sum of his bonus. It's only fair. If it was me with the drinking again,
Starting point is 02:05:42 that's what it would be. And he's going to have to take some open sitting classes. He's going to take some open-sitting classes. Exactly. Anchor management. Anger management.
Starting point is 02:05:55 Because he got mad and lost with reprimandment. Anger management. Mandatory sitting classes. Yes. And he owes this company an apology. And a formal apology. And without a shadow of
Starting point is 02:06:06 doubt. This feet dangled shit? It's going in the employee handbook. D dangling. D-dangling. Oh, my God. It's outlaw. I don't never want to see it in this place again. Well, he's going to have let's bring him in.
Starting point is 02:06:22 Now, that's one occasion. Let's have another something that you want. What did you have to steal from an employee? Look, this, I'm not I'm not here. I'm not here to be a complaining.
Starting point is 02:06:39 I'm here to make this shit as great as it can be. And if, you know, these are the things that go on here. I just asked you a question, Lose. What did you find in Houston and you had to confiscate? A motherfucking pink du rag, man. A pink du rag. This nigger don't even have waves. Now, that is in the handbook.
Starting point is 02:06:59 Do you guys are just not bringing this up? No, but listen, man. Pink do rag is already banned it. We brush you in as a con. consultants. They try to fix this thing before the wildfire started. Now, I feel... This is already burning. I feel that the social influence is getting
Starting point is 02:07:18 to the guys. Because they're just stepping out of character. I mean, first we got leg crossing. Then we got pink fucking duress. Then you got feet dangling. It's a domino effect. You got feet dangling? Yeah. Yeah, he's on two... I heard Craig tell the bitch that he was a red bone. He didn't think I heard it. He FaceTimbing with a bitch and she's like so. Just grab yourself this.
Starting point is 02:07:43 Was this on the clock? It's on clock. On the clock. He gonna look right at the phone and tell this bitch, I'm a thick red bone. So that's sex on raspy. Craig, tell me the shit. Sex, no rastardt. Craig then told the bitch he'll think red bone.
Starting point is 02:07:58 So how you look? Well, a nigger kind of thick. I don't know. Red. I'm a big red nigger. I'm like, no! We got to get a new camera nigger! And his brother is the nigga wearing the pink duress.
Starting point is 02:08:16 Who would fuck all these people around me, bro? And I always say, I said, man, J-O-N a cool nigga on the beach. But you didn't know under that fucking skull cat. The reason why the beat was so funky. And you're sitting there complimenting the whole time. This shit funky. And this whole time in his mind, just imagine if I had my shit. Hold these waves down.
Starting point is 02:08:39 You don't even hear the worst part. He asked Lose, I was looking for my shit the whole time you stole it and held it. I saw something you didn't see. What? You didn't see when he walked off with his brother. And they were saying, and they got my shit won't give it back.
Starting point is 02:08:55 I knew I ain't need my shit. How the fuck he get a hold to it? Why he just not said? And he went through my bag, bro. And he wanted to put a police report out I heard Craig say, bro, if you want to do something, Mike, you know I got it. And you know who both of them went to. Come on, man.
Starting point is 02:09:10 The feet dangler. So now it's three against one. So you mean to tell me, it's been some chubilite. Joe's like, hey, man, chill out. It's been some fubilous. Joe, like, let's just what we. And it's been all kind of law breaking. And you guys are just not breaking this to his.
Starting point is 02:09:24 So I didn't know about the thick red bone. You really got to, you really got to watch who you around these days. I didn't know about that shit. Yeah. He said that. I'm going to talk with these guys tomorrow. Yeah, he said that shit. I'm going to pull them to the side on their lunch.
Starting point is 02:09:38 They're not even going to eat tomorrow. I don't know what that shit was about, but. They're not even going to eat tomorrow. These are the things that happen. We've got to get the fuck out of here. I was just about to say I'm out of here. Is it? God damn, I don't even like y'all.
Starting point is 02:09:53 Time flies when you're having fun, guys. Man, you don't have to, but I will. No, I'm going to say it. I'm gonna say it with you. Let's do it. Hey man, y'all's silly as fun. You're gonna wrap up? Let's wrap it.
Starting point is 02:10:12 Yeah, okay. Well, there you have it, folks. Bro, that camera crooked, I don't know if that shit recorded anything. That bitch is really that focus. Chad, beat dangled it to the other angle. He slapped that bit. Look, like this. He kicked it with his foot.
Starting point is 02:10:33 He was nudging it. You should have it, you should have it go out like this. Entro. Damn, feet dangling. Left to the right. Left to right. And that one. And 17.
Starting point is 02:10:48 You don't do my partner like that, man. It's my motherfucking dog. You don't glad you checked. Don't you do that no more. This is the 85 South Show. it was and it still is another rendition of your favorite podcast man i hope you enjoyed this show as much as we enjoy creating it for you always remember to stay focused you can be great because you already are somebody believes in you but if you don't do it first it'll never happen
Starting point is 02:11:24 hell yeah how about that you are a response for you take care of yourself first everything else will follow start respecting yourself more man and believe god damn you can't have faith to be scared yeah you got to believe in that shit keep moving find a new way to take a shower man you've been missing some spots you stink I don't know who needed to hear that one minute at a time yeah but behind your ear smells fucking disgusting who your belly button's dirty that ain't a birth mark that's dirt my nigger now
Starting point is 02:11:59 born with that shit. You didn't get it out the mud. You didn't look like mud. You're just a nasty motherfucker. Birth market is something you was born with you. Yeah. That came over time. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:09 Three weeks ago. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Man, I've been Mario Torrey 85 South Show. This is the coldest podcast. One of the podcasts that put the real niggas on the map.
Starting point is 02:12:24 This podcast is for real niggas who didn't ever suck the ass off a nipple before. You pour the titty out of your mouth, it's just be your lip print. Now you gotta suck both of them. Match. Right. Wintertime titty. Fresh off of work titties. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 02:12:42 Yeah. Delicious. Anytime titties. Must love to all the niggas who'd be trying to wear their girl like a Super Bowl ring. You ain't gonna catch that one. Shots out to all the women who go to work and come home and they still smell good. You know who ain't had a shout out in the men? women who will lick your balls right off work, real ballers.
Starting point is 02:13:03 I had a woman tell me she preferred salty nuts. Oh man. One time. It's all kind of freaks out here now. Hey, shots out to all the freaks who disguise it real well. Yeah. They work for the city of the church. I want to give a special shout out to all the women out there who getting hit through the boxer hole.
Starting point is 02:13:25 How you look back When you're hitting through the box room Hell yeah When you're hitting it You said a little man in sleep, Bain Yeah When you're hitting it through the front of that Boxer hole
Starting point is 02:13:40 Right You show a little man Sleep? I heard somebody Hey Lay your ass back down No, they reminded me This podcast is for everybody
Starting point is 02:13:52 Who bed room Doe won't close out of the way He just keep popping up. You gotta move some shit in front of it. Yeah, some shoes. Mama, who in that with you? Go to bed. Go take your ass to sleep.
Starting point is 02:14:04 You got school in the morning. That's who ain't here. As to me who in my shit. Your dad ain't. Ha, ha. Mm-hmm. Shout out to everybody who about to get put out. You don't even know it.
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