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You said they got some, oh, I sing you now. Oh yeah, you gotta go down on the court, you know. I did let me know. Oh, shit, I don't need something, but I'm straight too. I think eight. I got a look again, but I think it. Yeah, it's at that day. And whatever the auditorium is.

Yeah. All right, bro. Yes, sir. Yes, sir, rebar. Yes, sir, rebar. Yes, sir, yes, or, yes, or, show. Yes, or rebob. You're a low freestyle?

Yes or rebar. Yes, or rebar. Yes-A-Yes-A-Ree, Yes-A-Ree, Yes-A-Ree, Yes-A-Ree, Yes-a-Ree. Yes-Ree. Yo, what's up, bro? Hickory, Dickery, hit it with trickery. What's up? Oh, you know what?

I don't even know the whole thing I just came over to 85. The yes-a-hri. You got the hands in, got the home rest of you. Who we get? Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, goodness. I don't know him, but I like these a lot. He'd be killing us. Because I got home. Calling a young Nick phone.

Where's Ollie? Damn, I thought that's really. I like, oh. We got two shooters. That's what we need. Two shooters. Shed west. Get it.

Oh. That's great. Definitely. All right. For sure, appreciate it. I only got one life that live the real planet in my heart. Every sense to kid. Well, mama don't know.

Mama don't know when mama don't see. Her son was raised up in a mad society. You can put any rap verse right there. All of them fit this beat. These are the tales, the freaky tales. These are the tales that I tell so well. If you don't like my dirty rap, you can go. You can go to hell because short dogs on the mic telling cocktails.

H-E-A-D. All you washed up holes trying to throw that pee. Wow, damn, that's crazy. What? They traded a nigger name Malik Beely to the Lakers. What if heaven was hell and vice versa? Yes. Oh Lord!

What if heaven was hell and vice versa? Yes. Our little man, Clayton. Crazy, man. Walk his head. We're getting big. He's been big. Talking.

Crazy shit, bro. So many words. Mm-mm. This dude just wake up. And go. And keep, yeah, like here, he don't even need us in the morning. Like, he'd be sitting in there about an hour,

45 minutes, playing on y'all. Playing, yeah. And singing shit and making noise. But sometimes he can get up and be on that bullshit. Don, Snakey got words out of the ass, like. Words out of the ass. Let me tell you something, I'm gonna chill you. That's dope, nigga.

Nick, a little family feud. He loves family few. In the theme song, he's Steve Harvey fan. Do do, do, do. That's what he do all day. Dude, dude, that sounds like, hey. That and Twinkle, Twinkle, Love Star is his songs. That's his shit.

He's got a little keyboard and he'd have found it on there. Oh, yeah. And so his mom be singing it to him. And now he's like, okay, I know this song too. It's like, you got a genius on your hand, bro. Man, he can count. He can count about 12. He'll be two.

Yeah. May. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Let me tell you something. I might tell you two, Correa. You didn't start talking to you through?

And I didn't start reading until I was like... 15. Damn, that I was like too old and I'd be able to read with him. Damn. I was like... But you grew up in L.A. and shit. They ain't got shit to do with shit. I don't know I knew with that.

That's old. Location got something to do with you. In the night... We had one of the top, you know, we were... We weren't like George. George was like 48th in education. In what? in the country.

Not with me doing them, I-TBS. Shit, oh god damn, I had to score up. That beat hard. That beat hard. That beat hard. That beat hard. Fuck what you're talking about, that beat. What is you doing?

Leave your shit alone. Motherfucker was already good before you got to fucking with it. Quit touching shit. You just wanted to season that motherfucker alone. Nah, man, he should have finished that motherfucker at the lab. I'm being here for working, this, hey, this is where you turn your homework in it. Like a nigga, he needs to come before the seeds or something. No, man, you ain't, no, man, you ain't taste this shit in.

Yeah. I fuck with that. That shit hard. That shit hard, bro. Man, I'd be talking some shit on there. I walk in real smooth, but you tell the niggas, though. Hey, I tell them I just say some shit like. Hey, hey.

I'm pimping when I'm walking, cause I'm walking real cool. They say, why you do it like that? It's a snake in my boot. I come through hanging like the necklace on the chain, but they know that I do everything. These niggas ain't up on, man, damn. Slow that shit down. We rolling blunt after blunt.

Probably gonna smoke us a pound. smoke us a pound and we're gonna get higher than a gallon of gas and we're gonna talk shit like a table full up ass, damn cold, like the shit that you put in your drink. I put some shit up on your mind that make you Google shit. And think, bitch, it's too real

for them niggas who've been fake. I'm the type of niggas show up at your birthday party and eat your whole damn cake. You know what, you already know where I was going with this because I'm disrespectful like that. Yeah. Don't give a fuck. Yeah, nigger probably don't eat cake for real.

Yeah, nigger don't even really like that. It's depressible. I ain't never met a nigga that love cake. Ain't no birthday cake. You know, birthday cake at that, like, like, move. I'm gonna eat this whole fucking cake. Well, public sell birthday cakes all week,

so we should just go to public and see who by them birthday cake. It don't even be people birthday. They don't be like it is. A lot of times, you don't have to have a birthday to have a birthday cake, though. It's only a birthday cake, though. It's only a birthday.

cake because the niggas is it's a cake yeah I think birthday cake people are like yo the birthday cake is a birthday cake is a flavor another oh birthday cake it's a flavor of weed too I mean that's a customization if you wanted to say something then yeah then that can make it but what kind of weird though name is what separates it's out here eating birthday cake with no name with just with no birthday cake like it's just no birthday birthday it ain't nobody birthday like they didn't went to the stone and fake like oh it's somebody birthday and went straight home and ate that shit. But if a nigger order a birthday cake and it ain't his birthday,

he's a fucking serial killer. I can't say that. I can't say, what about, all right, all right. You can't say that. Because what about the ice cream cake? I honestly, that's not really cake. I didn't bought an ice cream cake. You know a little birthday?

They said birthday on it though? Huh? It said happy birthday clay, you know? We know what it's for. No, it didn't, no, I didn't get no nails. Exactly. Look, because you ain't a serial killer. The sky is it's not really.

No, it's some little crunchy shit in there. You had a Dairy Queen one? No, I didn't get the Dairy Queen. Yeah, that's some good. Dairy Queen underrated as fuck at this point in time. They really ruled. It was a privilege to fuck with some Dairy Queen. Oh, yeah.

I don't fuck with ice cream places that sell hamburgers. You could just fuck with the ice cream and not the hamburgers. I feel like a lot of white people were conceived after Dairy Queen nights. Yeah, they got to sell hamburgers to offset all the ice cream. That was how you got the drums as a white man back in the day. Cost, man.

Ice cream melts. It's only good for like the first 48 hours. I feel like ice cream is just such a specialty thing, bro. You can't just have a nigga be making burgers and all of a sudden hit the man. That's not the same nigga. It got to be. It can be.

It can be. Because you be too hot from the grill to be around the ice cream. That's two separate departments. They make ice cream in a friend. That grill is a motherfucker, bro. They food is like this, but they ice cream is like this. Like it's two different levels. Yeah.

What you mean? Yeah. I get me the strawberry cheesecake blizzard. Mm-hmm. Get that blizzard. And that's when I knew they were good. They turned that cup to show you ain't no drip on that motherfucker. Damn.

Yeah, that's really them showing off with the product. Yeah, like, hey, this is, you ain't going to, you can't go to goddamn cookout and do this and turn that motherfucker. Hey, cookout shit don't melt. Yeah, because it's real ice cream. No, cookout shit don't melt. Yeah. Like, they milk shakes?

That shit is steak. That's not milk shakes. I know. Yeah. It's ice cream. No, it's not ice cream. No, you're in there sucking ice cream. What the fuck?

What the fuck? This milkshake, you got a straw. You're drinking ice cream. No. No, I'm telling you, cookout shit do not melt. The same consistency, you know, a milkshake melt, and then it turns liquid and gets thin. This shit will get hot and still be thick.

It ain't milk then. I left it in the car one time, and I came back, and I said, no, I didn't taste it. Yeah, you did. No, I did not. Yeah, you did. I knew he did. He's thugging like that.

It's just still milk back. Yeah, what type of a nigga one hit it one time? The only thing I taste the next day is some liquor, and that's how I know I got a problem. Pieces. Yeah, that's, that's, I'm talking about drink. Oh, my bad. Yeah, food.

Peace of hell, yeah. So what you mean? You'll leave some liquor out, and then the morning you hit that bitch? If I'm, like, out. If I'm, like, if I'm partying, yeah. Oh, vacation is that, yeah. Yeah, you know, if I'm partying,

that shit, no drink left behind. No drink gets left behind. You know what I mean? That's the only time I drink on vacation. Yeah. around out here in the States. You drink out of the country. Oh, you just, this nigga just drink

just drink. Yeah. No, I don't even drink for real. Like, I drink, like, I drink champagne, like a rich nigga. Why? Because I feel like that's what rich niggas drinks. A rich nigger probably,

not no more. Man, Tiddy said it a long time ago we was kids. You remember that shit. We did upgrade it. Yeah. Bein' around. Get the fuck out of here. You ain't want to want to want the whole champagne

mom. You don't want to just be that nigga like, like Big Meach, come on, man. Yeah, I wanted to do that dang damn shit. I wanted to be in the video. But I ain't never drank though, so I'm just not getting to it, so I'm catching up the shit I used to want to do. I just noticed that nap, you look like the new mascot

for hunting that cherry. Actually, this is a brand that I'm repping that's been on the show. That's HBCU. I know, right? Yeah. But when you put it on, you look like you're about to be the new mascot. And I actually went to Alabama State if you must know low. No, you did.

Yes, I did. When you go to college? When you went to college? Huh? You went to college, my boy? That's a year. What happened? Well, no, I went there.

I ain't gonna lie, it was one semester. What was you doing? I was doing down then. Not going to class, probably. Why? No, I really didn't understand college at first. You understand that? You didn't understand that?

You thought you could go out there and play with them people? No, yeah, the girl, she was like, I had her. What girl? It was a woman down there. So you fucked your education up from here. You went to college cousin? No, no, no. She misinformed me about college.

Wait a minute, so you went because of her? No, I met her there. Oh. But how she misinformed you was out here? I had my schedule. She was like, I was like, man, I got this early class in the morning. She was like, you know you could drop it, right? I was like, cool.

So I dropped it because it was early morning class. Then I just started dropping the other shit. I didn't know. That ain't had nothing to do with that girl. I didn't know the financial aid was gonna fuck up because I was only taking one class. One class. What you thought?

So the whole day, everybody come chill around my room while they're going in and out of class. But I only went to one class. That was at 1 o'clock. Go do my class. I'm right back in the room. chilling. I don't even like you.

Then I had to do it. Like the nigga you describing just sounds like a loser-ass. Damn, bro. I don't know. So the second semester. How do you think you could just go to college and take one class? The second semester, all I did was work study to pay that shit back off. Damn.

All right. So you never got. Why you just stopped me and act like you did something like you was in college? You ain't do shit. I didn't matter to you. I didn't graduate either, but I ain't do that, nigga. Yeah, you had one class, what was the class?

Oh, math. It was just called math. This nigga kept math. That's how you could tell. In college, boy, I'm gonna tell you. That's how you know college ain't for you. Hell no, we got math, the nigger had reading.

Reading, math, history. They got no number behind the bitch and nothing, nigger, ma'am. I just don't remember. Schedule full of electives. That was ages and scores. Yeah, man. What's you doing taking PE?

Entramural sports. That's only thing I know how to take PE. I took a few acting classes there too. Acting? At this school? At Alabama State? Yeah. I gotta take my final.

What are we doing? We're having a flag football game. The fuck? So it was a final of kickball. It was drama. It was drama, yeah. It was drama, yeah. First, and now look at you.

Now they hit me up, hey, can you come back and talk to the student? Fuck y'all. Damn. We'll take that shit off then. Right, man. No, but I still want to show up. No, no. I'm an alumni.

You should go back. You know you're not. You should go back and just only speak to people who didn't get no financial aid who got to go to this school. They're gonna get it. Yeah. Like, I got a group of people that I could talk to that I resonate with. Oh, look, my mind, I need some snacks over here. Okay, get your stuff about.

Nothing yet. We just got, I ain't, y'all didn't get me no snacks today. Man, but how claim rep, FAMU, y'all don't say shit? Yeah, I went longer than you. How long you went? I think I almost graduated. Oh, down there like three years. Almost graduated. Three years?

Yeah. And look, college ain't for everybody, then. He got closer at FAMU than I did at Alabama State. Oh yeah, he was actually a good student. a good student over there. I was good in my first year. Let me just show you how to work. But once you got on campus.

We under the same company. So it don't mean shit. What company? We under 85 a shop. Who? Who is we? Well, I think Clayton, ain't you under that too? What do you mean?

Oh, you did not let up on my boy and ass? Oh, you were checking my credit. No, I just didn't. I ain't know. You knew that, dick. You were under it. You were. This nigga trying to put shit on the tab.

Yeah, I'm under 85 South, they said. That niggas said under the umbrella. Mm-hmm. Oh, man, I see 85. I see now, bro. For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and say, admit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.

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Well, I ain't gonna lie, now. I was Ryan when he started done. What's that right now? What kind of wing? Mine on the way. I guess we were asking the wrong niggins who wanted the umbrella. Boy? You wanted the umbrella?

Must not be. Your wings on the way. Y'all got a blue cheese with that, sir? You know a good father's gonna make two of them kids eat first. That's all right, man. One thing they can't say about you, ain't no good problem. ain't no good father. They ain't gonna never say ain't no good, Dad.

I didn't even have a new trail mix on the trail before. I don't think nobody have. White people. That shit probably hits so different on the trail. Yeah, because you'd be a little more hungry, too. You'd be a little more hungry. It ain't shit around. Bro. I already know who invented the shit.

Who? Like they had so much, it was like a potluck. They were going on the hike. You already wrong. In the bag, when they were going, all the shit got shifted in the bag when they were going up the big hill. Oh, listen to this.

Hey man, all my eminels fell out. Hey man, where my raises at? I ain't put my checks in cereal. They didn't get me shook my motherfucker. So what do you say, Lo? What I know about history, trail mix was from the slaves. Who else was on a trail? That was cold for the underground railroad.

Well, we already told the people about the hush puppies. Don't hit them were too hard again. You know the hushed. You make the dog not born bread. Shut the fuck up. And dogs they didn't, they listened because they ain't never had no shit with no seasoning. Right. Like that shit was so good.

the dog said, fuck my master. I'm with y'all niggas. That's what they don't tell you. But they also knew that cornbread went good with niggas. So they were like, we're going to eat this cornbread first. Then you go go, go chase some nigger down by them. It was a little appetizer. We're going to be getting our credit for

the black history we spread on her. They don't want us to have it. He's upset me. Y'all fought with hush puppies, though? Yeah. You don't like them? I like to put my shit on that white bread. Yeah, fish sound.

Well, you're doing that's great. They got to do with hush puppies, yeah. Because hush puppies go with fish. Oh, I get what you said. So? This is all day. It goes with fish, but you can still have a piece of bread. So what you eat hush puppies with?

Fish, we eat it with whatever. Fish, shrimp. Usually fried shit. Usually seafood fried. Usually seafood fried. That's puppies are good. That shit might go with some chicken, though. Mike?

Just Mike. He never had no chicken in hush puppy. They might go. It might go. You can hide nothing, man, shit. What's like lamb chop? Lamb chop and hush puppy. I mean, you know, you can elevate anything.

You can make a gourmet hush puppy, you know what I'm saying? What you'll put on that other. And you can make that bitch hot with some jalapeno. They already don't do that. You gotta come create. Again, let me tell me what you got. Stuff that motherfucker with crab meat. Now you're doing too much.

Now you're not doing too much. Because my idea better than yours. It's not better. That's dumb. The best thing about a crab cake is that it's mostly crab. You don't want a lot of bread in your crab cake. That's the sign of an inferior crab cake. But see, you need to let me finish.

I was going to drizzle some lobster in there too. You can't even taste the drizzle of nothing. A drizzle of nothing. Drizzle lobster, then I got to take it out. That's the, that's the brokest way of saying. We didn't really have a lot of lobster to put it, man, man, man, man. You can't drizzle meat. And you're going to drizzle a protein?

I'm going to dip it in some aoli sauce. That's manor. Now you're just saying shit. That's just manor. Oh, yeah. If I see you niggins try that shit, I'm going to know, y'all don't ran off. Somebody going to try it in the comments. Hey, nah, that shit was nasty as fuck.

Put my mom in the hospital. The meat didn't get done all the way. My mama got half blow up, brother. You son of a bitch. Fucking bastard. You're gonna sue the umbrella. That's why he wanted to be an umbrella. That's why he wanted to be an umbrella.

That's why he wanted to be an umbrella. They got them. They got us. Close the umbrella. They got them. They said, nah. They said, nah, hold up, hit a nigga. I'm gonna protect under the umbrella.

This is crazy. That ain't got an umbrella work, man. Hey, Los, what's our lawyer name again? Yeah, you better call Saul, nigga. Call Saul? Morgan and Morgan. Shit. You better call, what's that big sound?

What's the name? Now, write this number down. One, yeah, at least seven, seven. One, eight seven, seven. Cash now. Jake G. Wentworth, me. Oh, J.T. Wentworth for Mung. He's called attorney Big Al.

Big Al. Big Al sounds like he gonna rob the shit at you, bro. Big Al is actually attorney Brian Liebowitz. Bigger name not even hell. It's all that mafia shit, bro. Nick Carl Kidd Nudja. Hey, I know you just held a car accident, but I don't have got any little...

Me and some niggas did collide. What you do with Ubrothers, niggas? My fist collided with a nigger face. My fist collided with a nigger face. I got out to call. Then I had to get Ben. Y'all talking shit, now we'll fight a dicker, though. I used to, man.

Hey, bro. Nah, man. Hey, nigger, this shit. Who we fuck? This is comedy beef? Nah, nah, nigger. It was at a comedy show, though. We are out front.

Don't get too much of a location anymore. It ain't changed the name. It ain't changed the name. So we are out front of the spot. It's a, it's a nigger that's not a comedian with the comedians. And listen or whatever. And the nigger keep kind of like, and nab.

And then I'm like, bro, you ain't got a... That's real. Older dude, too. Man. Don't grame. Boy, I'm just listening. Laying on them again. Now, hit him.

Bha! Oh, man, what the fuck going on? Nav. Nava comes back in. comes back in the spot and sit down and the nigger give him a fedora to put on and he put the fedora on trying to hide for motherfuckers.

And the nigga did call the police too. Nick went and got the police that came in there and were trying to... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, the nigg was trying to look for nav and that bitch

with a fedora on this. What? That'd be like expect the gadget in a sign like this right here. I said, man, they see you, man. Now, get up. Now. You hit a nigga in front. You should have stopped it at that.

You had Timmy went to stop my store. You hit a nigga and put on in the disguise. Damn. Bang! Ah! Ha! Fake mustache with the blaze. That nigga walked in there so bad, Clay.

Nicky put on fake mustache. I have no idea who now, man. I said, now this crazy as hell, brother. You know that nigga be seen, you and shit since you You know he wanted to get his, you know he wanted to get his fade back. I swear that little nigger just disappeared. He was just here. Y'all saw him, right?

You know what he looked like this, okay? I bet you don't. Oh, man. He's watching this shit right now. So this is bullshit, man. He's definitely know what you look like for it. He's like, oh, that fat nigger think it's funny. That's the muddiff.

And now I keep picturing the nigger. I'm like, which way did he go? Did he go. You see the little guy about your size? No, sir, I haven't. I never punched that, nigga. He went up to the hills and get the cops and shit, so... We found out to have a real-life cartoon character.

This nigga painted a hole in the wall and went in it. Hey! It's a magician, bro. Y'all know how small that spot is, too, and they were like 30 people in that motherfucker after that. This nigga just snuck in and sat down with that. Man, shout out. of the real nigga you gave me his.

Yeah, man, I don't know his name, but I know he is. I can't remember his name. That niggins say, hilt! That's like, pooh. Yeah. Naving that bitch with basketball shorts in the Fador. Crazy. I said, good thinking old school.

Yeah. I've been in a few of these. You can hide right here. Sniggin, this bitch dressed like Inspector Gaghan. Yeah, now, now I'm a punching nigger, man. So all y'all out there with that Eddie Murphy's shit. That niggin' dude do it like Mike. Man, chill, man.

All up there coming to get my dog with that shit now. Oh, man. Damn, now. You got all kinds of shenanigans going on. Man, you were full of hijinks. I can't have a real thing. That wasn't a liar. I ain't telling them lie the whole story, right?

I might have missed some part. Except the... Don't try to add, no. I don't think it was a for door. No, no. The nigger that, no. The nigger that gave you that. That gave you that hat.

What kind of hat was it in there? Every day, every time you see him. I didn't know it was a fedora. Yeah. It was. Yeah. I just seen a figure. He had a fedora.

Hey, till they have to give my hat back. Nick, still hiding this shit. Nibble walked down to side and said, go, go, gadget, cut you. Get the fuck up. Then we got on stage because I forgot about that part. Got on stage.

Mm-hmm. Work on McCrow up. Do I try to be low-key? I did that before they told me called the police. Oh. Oh, okay. I got on stage thinking I was bragging. Mm-hmm.

I just had to hit an old nigga. You was about to go to jail for real. They were like a police coming. That's my time. That's my time. Y'all been great. Every update gets worse and work. You know old school passed out.

Ambulance outside and everything, man. And he stopped breathing. Oh, shit. No, he went old. I'm talking about the nigger who gave me the for the door old, that's what we're saying. Yeah. Now the nigga you hit one young.

He's probably about 10 years older than me. But shit, that was about 10 years ago. Real. Now he's real. It was about 2015. No, it's about eight years ago. I was looking at out. I didn't know he was out here fighting at the club.

I was stressed, low. You didn't even knock him out, though. You just hit him. God. That motherfucker. He didn't damage, though. He didn't damage you, nigg. I give him that.

He didn't fall. But see. I calculated that. Me, I ain't, I ain't. You know, old niggas stumbled for a long time. Yeah, I didn't want to knock the nigger out, man. So you pulled your punch? It was a little warning.

You pulled your punch. You just pat. Bro. Man, I would tell you some shit. Just hit him with a little. Claim, but you don't never believe a nigga, bro. Uh-oh. So I ain't know.

Tell me, I believe. So some people was out there. So after that happened. I don't believe you. Walking to the car. A nigger said, hey, man, I see something in you. So I was like, nah, they're coming there. I was like, it's going to come.

He was like, no. I'm put, I want you to, I want to train you. Calf! Calf! I want to train. So they wrote that Creed movie about me. Calf! From that after that right.

Fuck! Oh, fuck! I want you, though. You cannot get those 45 seconds back, bro. God damn. Hey! Shut the fuck up. Shut the whole fuck up.

Hey, bro, all right. All right. I'll tell you what part they're really like, man. Really, like, man. So I can't really talk about it. You were supposed to play the little boy? This being family. He's going to play.

We're in court right now. Michael B. Joyce. No one. What? Yeah. The rights said they can't write about my life and just do that shit.

I don't think about your life. You got J.G. When they tried to switch this shit. Change your names and you have to do comedy. Yeah, you had changed the name. Why didn't you do comedy? Huh? That's what they changed.

That's what they tried to change. Yeah. The boxing, dude. Oh. Ain't nothing to do with Rocky. Nick, I never knew Rocky. So I'm like, what the fuck? Like, and you're gonna tell my biography, nigger, make it realistic.

Don't be switching shit up. You ain't never see Rocky? Never. You might as shit watched it. Come on, man, July 16 and you know what time it is, man. You've seen Queen City, Charlotte, North Carolina, will be coming to the Bojanger Arena. With the Bober and Biscuits!

See how excited she was? That's how excited y'all better be. July 16, when we come to the Q-T Show. Come to the show. July 16, come to the show. Come on, now. You got to walk away from the camera. Yeah, see that type.

You're working on two things. QC. Sharm. July 16, O'Hangles Arena, come to the show. Oh, shit, my baby. She's going to be doing dread and the apocalypse. She's going to be doing dreads in apocalypse. If you want your dreads, let's see him back. July 16, she's going to do them for you.

At a discounted price. You get your tickets today. She smells your maid. Smelling incense. No cats. She smelled like Cocoa for the maid from scratch. And we were selling it, July 16th. And Charlotte, North Carolina and the boat jacket.

You'll get your ticket. Come on in here, ma'am. This is the third grade teacher. And she will be giving out of books July 16th. Charlotte, North Carolina, get your ticket. Books for the kids. Hey, what's up? Chicago's your man, Carlos.

Man, Carlos Miller, July the 21st, I will be in the city. Pull up on me, man. You know I'm going to be at the Riviera Theater, man. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's the blessings that's going to come through here, too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been, know that.

Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be your church blessing. It might not be your hood blessing. every n'i had I caught a hood blessing before like when you driving home and you see the pole leave behind you for a little bit then they hit the light and just scoot on besides yeah yeah that's a good blessing right though

so you know put your little clean outfit on make sure your lady looking good and pull up on you folks man we're gonna have a good time we're talking good in Chicago that's July the 21st come check up on me we're gonna be cleaner than a month Come see me! At the end of the day, I'm on tour,

so just make sure you get the tickets and hollat me, and you know, just come have a good time. I see you when I get there. Hell no. What is you talking about, man? You was on a bike. Yeah, the two-seater bike. You on the GC.

Oh, that's bad. This is my life, man. I want no fucking Jay, nigger. No, you. He was an Uber driver. I was an Uber driver. With a bike. You're a bastard, bro.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. That is a Jake. A Uber driver with a bite. The car had went hot. Nick, it was for the movie purpose. Nigel hustling. Niggins said he was in a movie user, Jay. You saw it why you ain't reposted?

Why you can't, you can piss off? Oh, shit. Did you even like it? I looked at the views first. Before I played, I was like, I make sure that motherfucker ain't got a lot. You wanted to keep it that work. It was like $199.

Oh, man. You got to be careful asking Lowe's to post shit or repost it because the people that follow him are some wild motherfuckers, too. Nigger, if Losa retweet some shit and they'll be under your shit, all this bitch-ass nigger here, but like, damn, me and Lose are friends, nigga. I don't know you. I'll beat your shit out of you. Like, hilarious. Like, what are these weird-ass nigger? Oh, damn, fucking Lose page.

Hey, these, all these fighting-ass niggas in Lowe's page. But, see, Loth talked the same shit to them, but it'd be different. Now, they need that. Yeah. They sent that screenshot over to their family and shit. Look, Lose called me a dumb ass. You know what I'm saying? Look, he's, look, look, he'll block me.

Look, he'll block me. Look, he'll block. Man, that they show so much love. Hey, man, it's like, we be doing shit like this to each other. Nothing. Big homie fucking whip. You just called me a bitch-a-nick-a-nick, look at this. Big homie fucking whip.

So I'll block him. And then, you know, in a few months, we'll be cool. Still got that shit talk. Loz would be like, you're a weird-ass motherfucker. You're like, appreciate it, bro. Just supporting the brain. Yeah, you all right know. Trying to get out of the umbrella.

Just supporting the brain. They'd be weird like that. Especially on your fucking Twitter. A lot of people want to come here, too. And I'd be like, now. No. They'd be like, so y'all have, like, people watch the show? Yeah, at the house.

On your phone? All kinds of shit. You can watch your home if you want to watch. It was like, yeah, but y'all ain't got like no live studio audience. I was like, oh, niggia, this ain't good times. I just came on here, though, shit, so y'all could do it too. You've been on here before. Don't say that.

You don't have been on your shit. Don't say that. They never go. Just sneak in. He gonna come out from behind there. I'm gonna'n't stay. I'm gonna smoke smoke, but I'm hungry as a mother brother. Speaking of anybody have a backwood I could.

Oh, they never got you your way? That's cold. I'm trying to wait. That's cold. You didn't want to raise a fuck. Look, now that you want to start working. It's too late now. Too late now.

They ain't got this chicken yet. Some of your niggas are going to be here next week. That umbrella crowded, man. I'm brother crowded, man. You forgot my- Forget the clock in. And the nigga, eating wings right in front of him. Look how he's doing.

Going crazy on the mouth. Wow! That nigga's like, man, what happened? I knew you were fucking on 85. Yeah, they fired me. What happened? Yeah, I had got everybody wins and sell them. Man, I fucked around eight Loz wins.

I tried to run out and go get those little. They were closed down. You know, yeah. What you were stealing? No, man. Loz came around the corner of something in Eden and he had out of here. Get that. That motherfucker chicken out your head.

They don't need you take it there. They don't get you some more. No, I want my shit. Nobody can eat under the umbrella. Put the chains on the doors. You got to eat outside. Shit. You remember all lead off eat that.

Put the chain on the door. Coltian, the enemy is here. The enemy is there. Put the chains on the doors. That was already there. That nigga came around the corner of the fire chiefs in there. You stooped saw. You stooped so.

That nigg was loud. He was supposed to go to jail anyway, though. Oh, boy, these niggins tried you. That thing went and found the backwoods before he found your fool, though. Now the fool on the way, they said. Don't ain't worry about, I mean, you might as well, just chill out.

That's how to take the heat off him. Chill out, Ivy, enjoy your last day, fucking. Nah, boy. My nigga don't kidney leg, we know what's up. No, he got, can't fire him because I don't want him to get no disability. Disability for what? He got an extremely small hand.

Oh, that's a small hand. I forgot this far in. I wouldn't turn that nigger loose in the real world. He had him in his hood. I thought he had him in his, I thought he was told him. First obstacle is gonna be doorknob. This is a little bit. Nika, every way he go.

Let me in. Man, how old a real dick? You never seen them shoot dice, Lose. That shit looks like game show dice from the prices right. He'd be throwing them bitch like that. God damn three. God damn.

Oh. You gotta put some more wrist in it, Avi. That's all my race. So he got Mexican hands then? No, he has nigger hands. Don't say that, no, alright. Why are you trying to insight violence, mirror? I mean, Mexicans are smaller people in general.

Okay. That's a myth. Okay. It's just the ones that come here. Don't make one of them to show you. Show me what, that they're tall. No, that they hand... Hey, oh, look at me!

I'm fucking dog! No, it's gonna be a Mexican boxer that's gonna come up to you and his hand gonna cover up your face and he gonna be like, niggins, stop, man. You're sitting in your hands. Ain't no tall Mexican boxers, neither. No, I said big hands, not tall.

Why you come on here and offend the Mexicans? They didn't... They're not offended, bro. They know they're short. They're very sensitive. Now, you're offending the Mexicans call them sensitive. They're not sensitive. I love my Mexican people.

I love my Mexican people. No, no. Don't bring me back in. Jedi Mind trick you. I love my Mexican people. I love them too. How many, how do you even know you have something? I do.

I mean, they fuck with me and I fuck with them. Yeah, they fuck with y'all. How you fuck with them in return? Oh man. Being respectful, riding with them on that shit, talking shit with them, making sure that, you know. Always getting the fruit. Respect, yeah.

You feel me? Especially if it's the little cart in the LA. Like, Tomahis. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's where I got them oranges at with the orange juice. Yeah, sir. Never had.

Orange is with orange juice in. Man, they had these oranges that was so good, bro. You bite the shit and then the orange juice just run out. Nah-haranya. You drank the orange. That shit good as fuck. And you can get a bag of the motherfucker for like four out.

All in your love, even if you don't want one. And then the little, the little, you get the fruit cup. Yeah. There it goes. There it goes. Yeah, they got to pick it up. That nigga looked like you want. That nigga looked like he walked in at me.

The time is. Told the Uber driver, don't worry about it. Shit, I appreciate that, bro. I'll meet you down the street. You came through when did nobody come through. Hey, brother, it is a little difficult to get here if it's your first time. What you mean?

That's how it's supposed to be. No, I know, so the Uber driver had a little mission. No, we don't, they, no, I thought we sent a nigger. I thought we sent humans to do our shit. What? We can't depend on nobody else. A Uber drive is a human. No, but I'm saying like our human, we actually have people that are supposed to forget this shit.

Oh, copy that. Yeah. That's what we, that's what they're here for. It's been a minute since I've been by 85, bro. I ain't know y'all had golfers. We got one, everybody got one job. That's dope as fuck. But they're supposed to do three.

As you should. Everybody got one. But you're responsible for at least four things. What you got now? That ain't got shit to do with your job. But it is. Like, bro, I just keep the, like, Morales. He's driving two of us.

And I keep... You said, around? I keep the morale. He's supposed to be up before everybody in the hotel. Downstairs. Fuck, you sleep in late, fuck. The nigga told me he tagged. You tired.

You tied? That'd be working, man. And the niggas said it before the show. before the show. Just shot another movie, ain't it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You told them folks about...

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You told the folks about... Oh, look. Loose turned it down. We're laughing. What was it? Um, Pretty Stone.

I'm gonna wait till about to come out and I'll come back and do some promo for it. Nah, he ain't mentioned. It's all good. Good. There's a damn show some people that asked me if I knew somebody. I was like, hell no. I don't know, we don't know. We don't know.

I'm like, man, let me know if you think of somebody. I was like, I ain't gonna do it. No, I ain't like you. I ain't like you. Nope. We're gonna start in a minute. We're chilling, man. I know, right.

But we still ain't started? Hell no. Okay. We didn't have him say welcome back. Are we ready to start? Is this going? Yeah, this going on. Oh, they're going to record everything, though.

Yeah, niggas too still in the background for it now to be going. Except for audio, he's eating chicken still. This is, yeah. He's shooting his own, uh, muck-bag video. Me ain't played by the way or shit. On the way up, man. On the way up, man. You had a lemon pepper drop out.

You had a lemon pepper drop out of his stuff. You knew this ain't, this is a real, this is a real got damn American deadly, because they didn't give me no stroke. Oh yeah. Right. That's that real motherfucker. Don't Americans being that bitch, though, neither. No.

Luckily I can speak Korean, so I'd be knowing what going on. Oh. Anaccio. She loved when I come in there and say that. Why you ain't that damn get some shit? That sounds like Spanish, bro. Anacio? Uh-uh. That's hello in Korean.

You know, I better get y'all shit. Yeah. I mean, thank you. I would go eat it afterwards. We ain't got no, we do it too, right? Mm-hmm. Appreciate it, Howie. You're good with me, man.

You eat my shit while it's hot. Oh, shit. Well, you've got the extra, extra lemon pepper. Your head might blow up after you eat all this shit. That shit looks sandy. Mm-hmm. That's not. Yeah, like I like, p.

Shut up. This motherfucker trying to shoot a commercial for their hands on the love. Shit, um. Give it to that. I eat it. Uh-huh. Hold on, let's take it from the top.

Nigger turned into big mama. Uh-huh. Where he's from, American Deli? Can you give me that line again? What he's from American Deli? Um, oh. Everybody see you? American Deli.

Deli! Jay, we're gonna get us a little beat behind that motherfucker. We're gonna get some sponsorship right in this bitch. Mm-hmm. What if it ate, it's not a, it's not a Delhi, no. Mm-mm. What if it's not a, what if that's, it's a cover up?

What if that's their last name? Della. Shut up. What do we pronounce in the row? What if they're the D-Ly Dynasty? D-Light Dynasty. Mm. American D-Lie.

You know how they had all the dynasty? They're taking over a dynasty. For America, oh shit. The Dynasty, oh, shit. And they don't make sandwiches in that bitch, so it ain't really well. It ain't no deli me. They got two sandwiches.

The Philly and the chicken fillies. Nah, that ain't deli, though. They got that turkey in him. Oh, yeah, that ain't Jairo. That's still that deli me. You're right. It ain't deli style shit. Ain't nothing deli in there.

They actually go. There ain't no blue cheese, huh? Ain't nothing fresh in there. Hary, ain't no blue cheeses. Go in there and order some of all flats. Nicaa y'all, niggas. Back to the back. That's what they say.

That's what they say when this time. Yeah. I thought that was the dude that worked there. That's yeah. Yeah, I thought it was his job. You ain't gonna fuck that ketchup, me. Nah, man. You can have it.

But I'm gonna fuck with these wings, though. Street niggas don't be liking ketchup. Because y'all really ain't got time. Y'all, you know, where you're, yeah, too messy. Man sitting there dipping sauce and shit. Yeah. A nigga like me. Yeah, that's how you get called slipping.

Yeah. My nigga got killed. Trying to dip some motherfucking nuggets, man. Ask me about no motherfucking sauce. Street nigger eat fries. Honey what? You don't honey mustard, nigga? You don't eat that motherfucking chicken nugget plain?

Street niggas do drink their fries to keep that shit in the thing. That way I knew. I was like, but y'all, nigga, don't eat enough for me to be a streetman. That's what me and Lowe do, we had to get money, man. We was fucked up one time. We had to share some nuggets.

How many does? No, not four nuggets, but six in the small, six. Six. They share nuggets, that let you alone know. That's bad. That's bad, that's bad. No, they wouldn't share the dub, they could have got a 10. We would have got 10.

We both just ate a 10 piece, my nigga. We wouldn't share it because we ate three nuggets a piece, nigga. Niggas trying to dip in the sauce. At the same time, niggas, knuckles touched. I said, hey, man, we got to get some other fucking butt back. We got to get this. I can't be touching knuckles and shit. No!

Ain't no fucking way, man. There's too many hours in the day, man. This shit gotta work. Please. Can't be touching knuckles and shit. Please. Boy, that's fucking hilarious. That can sound like a stasis.

Man, man. Man, me the niggas. That's it. Fuck, man. This can't be light. But then goes to Wendy's. If you said our knuckles touch, chill, get the fuck out of here.

What sauce y'all were sharing, bro? It was a little honeymucked with one of their, one of the barrenuous one of them. That one of them. Yeah, we grow up in here, goddamn. Sharing nuggets. Nuggets. No, niggins.

The craziest thing is y'all sharing the sauce. Y'all couldn't get an extra sauce. Yeah. They only gave us. That's wild. That's wild right there. They only gave us. Yeah, but you can have a six-pies, y'all give them.

We asked for the extra one. That was gone after two nuts. We don't have nuggets. We're trying to fuck out of here. You see what? Try to get extra sauce. Our first two nuggets took up the whole first sauce pack. And then you know, them niggins probably turning that motherfucker.

We're trying to make up. We're trying to make up. Them nigg is getting full off the sauce. Nika tried to. Nika tried to. A nigga would have tried the water was up. That they ate two nuggets and three gallons of salt. Right.

What the niggas is at? I wish. $1,000 days in $25 to get you through a whole fucking week, though. I'll tell you that. I don't been around you two niggas lately. I know y'all ain't living like that, no, most. Hey, what can't say?

What can't say? What's a gym sell this on? No, what you mean nothing, nigga. Y'all niggas ain't probably... Budget 750, nickel bag and white house. Y'all just... And the chicken sandwich last... Yeah.

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Easily. Yeah. Easily. I didn't know with a big, Bufa tasted like to I was 26. Oh, you never even touched it. Yeah, I didn't even look at that side of the beach. What's a big bupher, bro?

Big Bufa and Chuckers. You ain't never seen that? It's like that. That's what they do the commercial about. It's their big sandwich. Yeah, that's the, it's like they, it's like they flagship sandwich. I ain't seen no checkers commercials before. That's the motherfucker, the big Bufel.

Yeah. I always dreamed. What the checkers commercials got? They show you the Big Bufels. And they're using the chimp burger. They don't have a little gimmick. Yeah, they used to have somebody. And then they slogan was, you gotta eat.

It's late. They slogan was the laziest shit ever, you gotta eat. Yeah, he do. Like, they might well fuck with us, you gotta eat, shit, you know what I mean? You go die if you know, niggas, we're open.

Man. We're always open. They got too much shit, though. I don't like eating at places they got too much stuff, like science. Good truth, bro. You know what I'm saying? They got hot dogs, soudkraut,

fucking gator. I don't want that. I remember when I got straight, the lady, like, she was like, uh, what you want on your big beautiful? I said, I ain't never had one. had one. Just, just, just, just, just, just give to me. And I bit into that motherfucker, my life changed.

Yeah, you don't really believe the meat different. Yeah, too. It's different on that little burger that night that I said. The checker burger ain't got shit on this. Yeah. Check a burger with cheese and that chicken sandwich. The cheese be bigger than the patty. And not on that big Bufel.

Newface that man, when the fuck did rallies become checkers? They're still the same. They're the same thing, just the city you're in. Uh-huh. Okay. It's a regional thing. Yeah. Chek is just smart enough to have a nickname.

In case some shit happening. All right. Niggas gonna fuck with their umbrella. Hey man, check is fuck my stomach up. Oh, who we rallies. That's crazy. No, we ain't got shit to do. Yeah, we looked this with a light.

Yo, that's crazy. Don't catch you. Fuck with me, don't fuck with them, bro. Yeah. You don't eat fast food and shit. He said here, um, goddamn... Pest root. Veterinarian now.

I don't eat fried food. You're a veterinarian. Precianian, man. How do you feel about these wings? You offended? I told you what happened with that d'I when I moved out here. You start. I had went to the club one night, got some wings home, took them home, woke up, ate those wings,

ordered some wings for lunch, went back out and ate wings again. I was like, yo, I ate wings three times. And one day, that's stupid. I just ain't never ate wings again. That's a 30 p. Yeah. No, he used to fuck with Maddie City all the time, so I'll be in that bitch.

So you're just going to blame it on the wings and just cover up your strip club addiction. Was that a cover of all? Yeah. It's the wings. Yeah. They, what about all that money you through? No, I was like he did say he didn't stop eating pussy.

Right, right. Nick, you grew up in wings. To eat some pussy. But the wings turn you smoking. Clay, that nigga, we had for the wrong shit. Yeah, I just can't leave the chicken alone. Oh, man, I was on stand for. What about the, what about the...

Oh, yeah. We got footage of you on stage. He's a stripper pussy. But... On stage. Y'all got me fucked up. That is in the house activity. Y'all niggas is crazy. This nigga doing a show.

This nigga, he's pushing on stage. What stage? Real sex? The HBO real sex? Imagine seeing the nigga walk up on the stage at the strip club. Hey man, what the fuck you're doing? Don't worry about that. You'll see.

DJ. DJ. What song in the beach play? Girl give me that. You know somebody here, one of old freaky songs. Let me lick you up and down. Pretty fine, bro. This is another nasty song.

Daroole, let me hear you take it. Hey, that's sick to have a song to eat pussy through though. You got to say it in the whole long. Play my pussy eat. You're a wild nigger, bro, you got a pussy eat song. What if you got a pussy eat playlist? I do. I do.

You got to share it with the people, man. You know what song should start off? That max will. Okay. How many songs is on the pussy even playlist? Can't be more than three. You're gonna lose, you're gonna suffocate. 167.

Yeah, you gotta have a mother. Nope. Anybody ain't put it that long, man. I ain't said I was eating in for the whole playlist, it's a shuffle. Yeah, that way you never, the song never repeat. Yeah, you never do it for your, you always make your playlist longer than, yeah.

Yeah. You scared me. No, that's what I'm saying. You eat the pussy right. That's how you, if you eat the pussy right, you can get out of it. You can't get accustomed to hearing the song and eating pussy, because then the song get played

in your mouth, just start, like them dogs, you're just going to start trueling. So when you get to the hood. What's that Paislaw? When you get to turn this song off? You're supposed to eat the pussy and make an answer of the dick. That's how you know you're winning.

That's how you know you eating the pussy. Hey, my question is, though, do you turn it off it to fuck? What? Because it's a pussy. playlist or then you gotta put on your fucking playlist or you just not it's a it's interchangeable it's all in there so what you'd be like oh shit this a fucking song right here you stop eating the pussy then float right quick turn that shit off my

fucking silence I only want to hear you you in the street no man you just the trick to eating pussy is you gotta eat it like you need the boss and money. That's how you eat pussy good. No, you said one then. Eat the pussy like you need to borrow about $400. $400 worth of pussy eat. Man, that bitch gonna cave in like a caprice son by time I'm up. Hey, bro, borrowing $400 from a woman is like borrowing $40,000.

From a bank. Yes, nigger. There's way too much money to borrow from a woman. She's gonna be on your head, nigger. Right. She's gonna be on your motherfucking ass. practice and say you'll never breathe again. Never, nigga.

You're gonna be on Twitter. Someone, take away the bones. Take away the bones. No. That is $40,000 you just borrowed. Bro, my first-based money. It depends on your job, though, her job. I had to do some to my car, so I asked for, uh,

she gave me $3.50, I was like, I'm gonna pay you and such and such. She was like, okay, cool. She was cool about it. Gave me the money, there wasn't no issue. Man, somebody might have come in and something on Instagram. Talking about, oh, nigger, bring me my money back. I said, what are you talking about? Bitch, all on your Instagram and shit.

I'm like, shout it. I ain't got my life, what you're talking about, man? What killed me is I gotta be homeless. This happened right after you got the money. I can't do that shit. I can't. I was like, man, don't you're going to delete it. Hey, now, you know why that's so funny

because I feel like every nigga then had something fucked up off a comment. Off an Instagram comment, then fuck every nigga in this room, probably than had a blessing fucked up. That bitch said Bramie. I saw what that little bitch said under your pop. What she said?

I need a boyfriend. You're talking about the spam? Bitch, that's spam. Who is this bitch putting these goddamn egg plants under? Who is the man talking about? You go to the band for him when you see her picture. I mean, this bitch, that ain't. Why is this bitch keep telling you to go check her story?

Check out my stories. Check out my story. I'm naked. Boy, oh my God. It's been a nigger in the room with a bitch. Bout to trattin' fuck like here. She's like, no, I can't fuck with you. I see any type of bitch as you follow.

You can't just spam bots. You keep some little holes under your fish. You like white holes. You're like white holes. Oh, shit. Yeah. Smet Carlos Miller. Oh shit, you know what time this boy, DC on Fliss.

Chico Bean. Oh, to make it, man. July 30th. Uh-huh. Macon Colisein. That's right, the Macon Collison. We're gonna be, no. We gonna be making y'all laugh like a motherfucker.

Fuck you're talking about. Now what I'm talking about. That was back. Get there early, because you know the traffic and making be crazy as hell when we come down now. So get them tickets. Hit the website and we'll see you and make. July 30th, three-headed monster floor.

Backtown, you know what's happening? What's up, ma'am? How you don't? What's up, Tobias? What's up to buy? Y'all have a great show, man. My boy, love. Hey, man.

I appreciate your book. Love, pass. Go to shit. Well, I don't know. Somebody made me yawn, ugly that nigga. Hey, what's up, Virginia? July 22nd, I will be in Tyson's corner. Talk to me.

What you got going on in the 22nd? Pull up on me. What's the theater crack? Capital One Hall. Capital One Hall. what we gonna be make sure you grab those tickets and pull up on me I've been trying to see you I know what you said about come over there though I'm working on something bigger than us if you didn't go to church today don't worry we got you it's

the blessings that's gonna come through here too church ain't number three or more people anybody ever been know that don't block your blessing in here it might not be it might not be your church blessing it might be like your hood blessing Everyone had I caught a hood blessing before. Like when you driving home, you see the pole leave behind you for a little bit, then they hit the light and just scoot on besides you. Yeah, that's a good blessing right though. Because at the end of the day, I'm on tour.

And I need you to be there so I can tell some jokes to you. I see you when you come see me. What's up y'all? It's your girl, X-P. And it's your girl, Dray, Nicole. And Miami, we come in to turn up. I'm excited. I'm excited, too.

We've been long overdue for a Miami show. And I can't wait to see y'all. It's the perfect way to kind of, I guess, in the summer, because the summer's going to almost be over. And it's like, August 13th. We're going to be in Miami, Miami Improv, shows doors open as. and show starts at 8.

Yes, and I'm telling y'all, look, this is right before my birthday, too, so y'all know I'm fiend turning that, ooh-wee, I'm fin to put it on for Miami. I'm telling y'all, listen, August 13th, doors open at 7, show starts at 8. Miami Improv, y'all, please do not miss this show. Y'all know we're going to have people popping up on us. Miami, it's going to be fun. Welcome to Miami. Period.

So I'm Miami. That's you know. What are all people you say? be there or be queer. What was this at getting jiggie-gid? No, nah, no, no, no, all right. Too much. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85th album.

Yeah. We were just voted most likely to smoke weed on a podcast. Yes. Yep. Yes. Sponsored in part by, shit, what was we sponsored by today? Backwoods.

We're smoking pod gas. We're smoking pod gas. Smokers Alley. We're just in this bitch chilling today, real. We got Tyler Chronicles in here. Wow. More than cause you in the building. More than Tyler.

He got a relationship showing shit. Come on, man. He didn't really stop through here. He didn't even know if he was about to be on him. Yeah, man, I always came to... No, I had to be on here. This is a long drive. Oh. I had to be miced up. This is too far. Oh. But I appreciate it, though.

Don't tell them where we don't say where we at. Nah, nigga, they don't, I can tell the niggins where y'all at. It's just not, it's not, it's not close. They were not. Yeah, this ain't no shit you pop up on. This is not no shit you pop up. Yeah, I was just in the area. No, fuck you wasn't.

This shit's fortified. Who the fuck, you put a tracking device on who car? Yeah. Yeah, they know about this. They wouldn't come out here anyway. Hell no, this ain't the one. The other trap now. This is the mix.

We out the mix now. Out the mix now. Clay, that was always the goal. Stay away. Stay up the mix, man. Stay out the mix. Y'all was in the hood for real. Yeah, because that's how you get mixed up.

Being in the mix all the time. Mixed up. My next. Fucking around and be mixed, max. Well, you, or, or you got to be the mix. The only way to stay out the mix is to actually be the mix. The only thing is better than the mix is the sauce. Come on, because without the sauce,

there ain't no mix. You're lost. Now you can get lost in the sauce. Oh yeah, absolutely. Which is the same as getting mixed up when you mix max. And not to be confused with juices or marines. Uh-uh. But we really fucked up anyway, because think of how long we've been drinking fruit punch with no fruit in it.

What's the difference? Whatever. 100% fruit juice, though. What's the difference in fruit punch? But no actual real fruit. And tropical. Fruit punch in tropical? Tropical is actually.

is actually racist and it's used to describe darker brown skin natives. So what's in the tropical? Just like you can, you can't call people Oriental, but you can call things Oriental. Yeah. Tropical. I'm talking about the tropical fruit punch. What's the tropical fruit?

I can get back to y'all legs. Pineapple. Pineapple. That's what makes it tropical. Fruit punch got pineapple. Yeah. Regular fruit punch got pineapple. Tropical got a bunch of fruit in it.

But when you miss. Food punch got no fruit in it. You mix pineapple. When you mix pineapple in this, niggas, that's the punch, niggas, that's the punch, niggas, that's the punch, nigga. Ah. And once you throw a mango in some shit, now it's full-long goddamn Reagan tone. Yeah, now you got the making drink. Somebody look at the minute-made carton and see what the fuck is the difference in the fruits.

Okay, well, if it's minute-made, why it take longer than a minute to shake their shit up so you can drink it? Because it was made in a minute. They didn't finish making it. That shit was not done when they put it in there. Tell them shake it, tell them shake it. It'll be all that stuff at the bottom and stuff. Man, if you don't shake it and you get to the head. And we ought to come out with our own brand of juice.

It ain't gonna be minute made. It was like quickly prepared. It should be caught took a minute. Yeah. If they add a minute, but that shit took a lot. If they add a minute to minute made, that should be fine. Right quick. A couple minute made?

Right quick. All they got damn simply juice been killed. us the whole time. Whole time, man. I thought it was just the orange juice. No, it's the simple. It's the lemonade. I just bought one I didn't open it.

Man. It was a little one, though. You ain't gonna drink that bitch good to me. That's shit so good, though. I've been drinking public lemonade, no. It's the poison that make it good. Every time. Every time.

Man, you all ain't got, this shit ain't got mercury in it no more. No. All the shit that's good to you, ain't good for you. Right. Every single thing. I love that shit. All the shit you love is fucking you. up.

Rostitutes. Money. Pussy. Wee alcohol. Seem to satisfy us all. But are you really satisfied? That just, that song right there lets you know it don't, me ain't got a short list of shit that'll make us happen. Pussy weed, alcohol, money cars, clothes, and hose.

That's why they can't do another song about it. song about it. It ain't no more, ain't enough on the list. Oh, they keep, they never gonna stop doing songs about it. Like, Oh, hold on women. Different type of holes. There you go. See, we always try to keep it in the three though. Yeah, but women is also pussy. It's respectful. We got the respectful version too. No, I can't. So what's the white version? Sex, drugs and rock and roll. Exactly. They need all that. That's the white man.

You know what? I need my best to bring cup to the party. See, rock and roll. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. You're a fucking A count... Calm down, Ted. Ted, that bitch going crazy. The accountants be going crazy, though. If you ever worked in corporate America, you know, them motherfuckers do coke off the phone.

But you know the rock and roll wasn't even always the music. That's all the bullshit that you did, while you was hound the Coke. Rock and roll. It's rock and roll. They called it rock and roll because they stole it from niggas. That's why they were like, y'all got that rock shit. I'm in a roll with that bitch. Yeah.

Right. Take your shit. That's why they call it rock and roll. Man, fuck. Black history fact. Black history, man. It is black women. Get rid of your white women. What?

About 17 more day, bro. I'll keep your white women. You had her this long? Nah, man. What we don't want is a bunch of niggies releasing white women back into the streets. Especially ones who've been all around the rappers and the thugs and shit.

They know they're like, they know too much. They know. They know too much. They need to stay exactly where the fuck they're at. They know too much. Right now, you got a white woman. Right now, just sit down and watch none but straight black move is with her.

Watch to be. Yeah, yeah. Watch to be like a tube marathon on that. Yeah, all the gangster shit, though. Hey, and white people. All the Detroit shit. When we see you out during the month of February, all black people have a right to ask you

about your favorite black person. And you have to give us a little book report. A good one, too. Right then. A good one, too. Yeah, just impromptu. And it better be. Who your favorite black person?

Yeah. Um, um... LeBron. No, no. Don't get him the asses. Nobody that's still alive. Nobody that's still alive. Bumby Johnson.

You know what? Bumpy Johnson? No, they watch it. They think the show's still going on. Godfather of Hollywood. No, he don't even say, Godfather of Hollywood. Man, that shit got to be hard. Bumpy Johnson?

Being white. He imagine you being white as a motherfucker. I'm talking about you're just white. You can't help it. You just got the genetics and you just white. Then you hear some black shit and it just fucking stuck with you forever. You gotta sneak off and listen to this shit.

You've been white's your whole life and then you just hear some shit that just change everything. You're talking like back of the day like when they first heard some jazz. Just stumble up into some shit that you probably was never even supposed to hear. It's an old white man somewhere who every day

he had to get up and listen to these bitches love so. He don't even know why he liked this song. Right. But that's his shit. He know all the words and everything. They can listen to that shit, bro. We let them get away with everything anyway. You go to a concert, you know what I'm saying?

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