The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Valentine's Day with Sheneka Adams | Ep. 9
Episode Date: February 12, 2016In the name of love and the female perspective, Karlous & DC invited Sheneka Adams (@iamshenekaadams) to the show to discuss Valentine's Day. She takes on all topics with no filter. Tune in. Lear...n more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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85.
85.
And it's spelled everything right.
Oh, everything.
Why, Siri do not fuck with me.
Bro, my phone get over here.
I'd be like, call mama calling her probation officer.
Hell, no, that's not who I want.
They're not who I want.
Why didn't?
Thank you to the game.
I had to turn that shit off.
Come on with ghetto.
I ain't hell Siri.
I got Sharita on mine.
Called Mother.
Mo.
Who the fucking Mo?
Okay.
I don't know, man.
My Siri is a man and he understands everything.
So your Siri name, serious?
A nigger said the nigger understand better.
He do.
He did.
He really does.
He really does.
The woman doesn't understand.
Sergio.
Oh, are we live in this bitch yet?
Hey, welcome to the 85 South Show.
It's your man, Don Gris.
That ain't my fucking name.
He would say Don Quine King.
I was going to say Don Grissel, but who the fuck is Don Grissel?
I don't know.
That's what shit you made up.
I know, man.
You know who it is then.
It's a nigga who's making up names.
It's Carlos.
What's happening?
Fly you back.
Hey, man, I'm back.
Get my nigga to claps, man.
Give me some.
Get my nigga to claps right now.
sound man drunk
I am y'all
sound man drunk as hell
mother-in-law's
favorite son
boy hey we don't been in the top ten
every week
for real are we top ten
man we out here
fuck you mean
I don't even know if we are
that shit just sound good
all I do is promote
that's it
they just be like we doing numbers y'all
check this out bro
when we first started this shit
yes what were we
you was doing the other movie
yes I was
now you doing the other movie
Yeah, it's editing now
Nick, you're the new Bobby Brown
of these streets, boy
My paragonetam
Ain't I walk around
No draw
Just like Bobby
What the hell
In sweats
I let that print show
It's Valentine Day
You got to
What the hell
I let that print show
You got to print
For Valentine's Day
Show the print
Put the medium draws on
The day fellas
No you got to put the small ones on
Put the little ones on
Man
It cuff it
Be proud of your dick man
Cuff it
I'm telling you
Yeah your shit
Do what work for you
Don't do it for others.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Guess who we got in here today, man?
You ain't going to believe this shit.
Who?
People don't believe me and you know real people in the real world.
Let them know.
Man, this is my home girl right here.
Your home girl.
Man, she then made $13,000, 866,000 new followers.
Who?
With her new weave line.
Man, what, a black woman that own her own weave.
You know she's bawling.
The nigga Adams is in here.
We here.
What's up?
Cheneika.
What's up?
What is going on?
Everything.
I'm so glad you here.
I've been sending you rude messages for the longest.
I just got one quick.
What?
Where do you find all this hair?
India.
So it really do be bitches selling their hair.
Yeah, they go.
So you got a bitch right now with a red dot in the middle of her forehead.
Stop that shit.
Wait.
You don't get a shot.
No, they sacrifice their hair because they believe that.
you know, it does some good.
So it's a part of their religion
that they sacrifice their hair.
You found a hundred women to volunteer.
How did you come up with that number?
I'm just saying.
There's a billion people just for her company.
She found a hundred.
Hey, so you found 100 people to volunteer your hair.
They have.
Yeah.
And you sell it.
Absolutely.
They trust you.
Go on in business with you.
Yeah.
They trust you.
Jules.
Well, see, the Chinese people had the plug for the long time.
Hold up, hold up, before you break down the game, because I know there's a lot of sisters listening, like, bitch, I need my own weed, too.
How you do that?
Look, break it down.
Break it down for the hood right quick, how you made your transition, aka the come up in the hair game.
And why?
Yeah, what was the inspiration for your own hair line?
The money, of course.
Of course.
I mean, what else?
But, I mean, I was making other people money, so I was like, you know, fuck it.
why not do my own thing?
Right.
And I didn't do it by myself.
I don't want to be one of them people that's like, oh, you know, because I turn five.
You better give your award speech.
You got to say, thank you.
No, I got to give props to the people that helped me get here because I didn't do it.
Yeah, God.
God.
And the people that helped me because I didn't do it by myself.
So do you use your own product?
Absolutely.
I'm running it right now.
Okay.
I was doing a little research.
The we've been doing, do we've been jumping out the gym since day one.
What?
Look, I study.
Tell me if I'm right
The weave doing good
The hair doing good
It's the closure
The closure
The closure
That's the new crack
That you said
I have on one now
What is that?
I wouldn't have never knew
What is that?
Oh
Bro she got
She got the convertible
She got a wade cap on
It's a weed wade cap on
It can come on
I take this whole thing
Off at night
And I put it back on
So if your man
So if your man
Would have been in you
Since today is Valentine Day
And your man would have been hit you from the back
And with a grip
See, I'm a man that like scalp
And I would have grabbed this scalp
And I would have grabbed my bitch head
Pull it back
Do the noise again
One more time
That's when it's in there
You know what I'm saying
The extra inch in the house
That's when it gets in there
And you're telling me
If I would have pulled that weed wave cap off
I would have just kept it in my hand
And rodeoed that motherfucker
Yeah, it comes right off
Damn
That was so dope
Do it like, is it tight?
Don't do that again.
I'm too happy.
Do it again.
Ah!
I can't.
You're crazy.
Hey, man, that's hilarious.
She got another wave to cap under it.
I have on two wave caps, actually.
Do you know why that's funny to me?
I do it.
Because I know it's some chick somewhere.
They're not even going to have the hairstyle.
She's just going to have that little part.
That's it.
Like, literally, it takes me two seconds to get ready.
But you got to find the skin.
Because your split is perfect
And it matches your skin
So we're thinking it's your step
No
I have on a stocking cap
And then it's my hair
And then I just lay it down
And it hurts
You know
Like it looks
She got a white stocking cap
I don't know
To match her skin tall
I just keep saying
The bald head chick
With that the cover
You know what
No no no
No
Looking like blinds
It's gonna look too
Oh stop
Listen to me
Give me a water
That was beautiful.
I mean, my boyfriend was very, he was very, like,
he almost passed out when I first took it off.
Amen.
Because, you know, we met, and he was like, damn.
Then I got home and I took off the wind, and he like.
You got to warn me.
You got to say, babe.
This shit finny get arrested.
Like, how did you do it?
Did you, like, did you surprise a tech?
Or did you just lay down and try to act like?
I was like, shit, my head hurt, and I just took it off.
For real?
You ain't tried to prep them or nothing.
See, that's, I am.
You got to.
You have to.
You have to accept me.
You have to accept me as I am.
Y'all better stop getting so damn comfortable, man.
But have you ever, like, hit shit up on that shit, like money?
Yeah.
I say for your lad, love, huh?
I hid blunts on here before to go in the club.
Wow.
Shout out to all the ladies.
Shout out to all the ladies that were had a blunt in her wig.
I did.
For her man in the club.
And where you do, when you went to the bathroom and took it out?
Yeah, I just took the wig off and took the blunts from on the area and back in the party.
If I ever hit a big head.
Because they're not going to pat my head.
If I ever hit a bitch head.
again. I know it ain't breaks.
Ran off on the plug twice.
Nick, be like, bitch, I know I had a 3-5 in. Where is that?
My nigga, I'm going to be starting checking their whole head.
Come here.
Come here.
Hey, man.
Now you got to start checking their weed before they leave the crib.
Oh, man.
That's a corn row.
That ain't going to be one to pat down there.
That ain't no corn row.
That's a 3-5.
Bro, we just went into so much game right then.
Oh, man.
There's a whole, I never knew that they were sneaking stuff in their hair.
Now you know Shinnik.
Well, they're not.
but I probably am the first person to do it.
Oh, no, you ain't the first.
Probably not.
You just told the truth.
Are you going to venture off and start selling some of those new male male hairlines too?
I actually do have men that have purchased hair pieces from me.
I ain't said, none.
I'm talking about them.
Like, have you seen, like, them new LeBron James, Jamie Foxx hairlines?
They got brand new hairlines every time you see them.
No, I think that's surgery.
That's hairplant surgery.
You know what you all have, you know, y'all remember you used to go skiing.
They used to have them little skate covers.
I swear that will remind me.
Can you do it one more time,
Can you look into our camera and show them?
No, uh-uh.
And show them.
You ain't going to show them?
This shit, this shit, this is we selling your product?
We haven't been selling a product.
This is the new closure from the Shinnika Adams collection.
I hate you all.
No, the wicks are good for people that suffer from hair loss and everything like that.
And I do suffer from hair loss, alopecia.
So I wear wigs.
to cover that. What is alopecia?
Alopecia is when you lose your hair and it doesn't grow
back in the same spot. So,
but how do you get alopecia?
I mean, it's just a thing
that people get. I know so many bitches
alopecia. You're stupid, dude.
Well, not everybody don't have alopecia.
Some of them just ball head.
Your mama put the rubber bands on too tight.
Yeah. But now, a lot of
women do suffer from it.
You're stupid as hell. Do you see
why I can't take this nigga no way?
I thought he's got alipia.
You're a little niece name alopecia.
Stop that shit.
Why are you playing?
What do you mean?
No, I'm not.
I'm, get what?
I'm proud of your baby and I'm glad that you
you found the way to get you some money, you know what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
And build yourself confidence back up.
That's dope as hell.
That's dope as hell.
We game.
Bro, that shit is too funny, man.
We've, shout out to all the ladies out there
who got to close your game together.
Absolutely.
Then shout out to the ladies out there who need they have done.
And if you do, that's what we do here, Shinnika.
We give people.
Drop it one more time.
Sadams Collection.com.
Hell yeah.
That's what we do here.
They still laughing about this.
Look, they're dying.
They are dying.
I'm telling you, we did not know shit about closure.
We mean.
It was the real of shit.
I never seen.
That's why we brought you here because you always keep it real.
Do you know how many of these I sell a week?
Are you kidding me?
What's a guest estimation?
Just, I, hundreds.
Hundreds.
At $120 a piece.
Guess how many you're going to sell after this podcast come out?
A thousand.
One more?
Thousand.
That's what's up.
Thousand, man.
We're going to make sure of it.
But I was saying, on this show.
I'm about three.
You know what people have been sending me the feedback on fly?
Alopecia.
They love when we give the shoutouts, the random shoutouts, man.
Drop some shoutouts right now.
First of all, I'm going to give a shout out to my little niece.
We got alopee.
Shout out to DC Young Flatneese
I can't
That's it
That's it
It's about a time day
Okay
Shinnika
Give some random shoutouts
I want to shout out
To my Uncle Earl
He got gout
Oh shit
But he's all right now though
Oh okay
You're in my prayers
I love you
That's what's up
So Shinnik I made a promise
To all the dudes
That I know on social media
You know what I'm saying
You know
We're tired of you ignoring us
We know you got your little boyfriend
But that ain't gonna stop us
from making you promises.
Is he smart?
Is he like one of the old nerd-ass?
Because I told all the thirsty niggas I was going to tell him.
Look, just because you got a boyfriend,
that is not going to stop us from leaving
Thursday's comments on your pictures.
Definitely not.
Pull up on Instagram.
Pull up on Instagram.
You've been fine since you was a man.
I got to see.
Do she be in bad to see?
Been a fan before she even met this nigga.
I'm more professional now.
I have a business.
I don't be a on naked.
Why this nigga, why this nigga is selfish, though?
Your boyfriend?
He's not selfish.
He's really not.
Oh.
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Carlo, what the hell is?
Because I got the bitch is done, man.
I had an audition, man.
I had an audition, man.
Actually, in hell, but his nails is gross.
Bro, you can't go in the audition with your hands.
Oh, okay, I feel like that.
Just thinking I got to shave his back when I get back home, too.
You're going to shave your nigga back?
You're going to hit the balls, too?
Goli.
You shaved your man balls?
Gargoyle.
Yeah.
He's going to have to marry you.
Hey, I ain't even going to lie, though.
You know, you know, them hairs, like right up under the balls.
Them the hardest to get.
Them all for dirty, Jake Cole.
But they're the hardest to get.
He didn't ever just look.
He'd be like, damn, look, that brown shit.
You still.
I ain't.
I'm not.
Bro, you got mud flaps.
Bro, it don't matter how much you clean them, bitch.
That dirt from years, nigga.
I don't get what you.
You know what that's called?
That's the struggle.
I be in the rule.
I be in the rule.
stretching that shit
trying to scrape me
that shit
ain't coming on
what the fuck is that
you see what I have
to deal with
on the
hey man
this is the 85 self
show
ain't no fucking telling
what you might
on her
hey it's bad at
that lady
check that
check that
put in
shout out
to all the
ladies
that shaved
their men's
backs
so like I was
saying
on behalf of all
the thirsty
niggas
worldwide
sometimes
sometimes
you're gonna
have to
just take
a few
that's her
that's her
that's me
I'm all natural
that's you too
that's her
she's been like
that
since the
first day
she came
But like I was saying,
y'all go ahead and talk.
One day, you need to take one day
and just respond to all the thirsty niggas
who've been leaving your comments all year round.
I told him I would tell you
and you'd take that back to your boyfriend.
I'm glad you're one of the women
who taken up a bill.
You know what?
You got my respect for that show.
His niggas reading the Instagram comment.
Go ahead.
Y'all keep talking.
So, speaking of Valentine's Day,
why don't you get a fella some time?
God, damn!
God, damn!
You're just going to leave comments.
comments on the show.
Go ahead.
Do you think.
He's the vocal comment.
Yeah, I know.
Hell up.
Let me give you a minute.
It's you.
That's her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The damn, damn.
Shit.
Somebody put that song on there.
I think it's a church song or something.
That ain't fake.
No.
My body is 100% natural.
Can you please give the women to speak on it?
Let's speak on it.
Please give the women.
Because it's Valentine.
I know it's a couple of nigs out there that hanging them brick asses and sucking on the brick-ass tities.
Uh-huh.
On them fake-ass tities.
Can you please tell the women what to do
to get it to get a body like this
um a lot of corn bread and anal sex
anal oh
I'm just gonna be real
anal yeah slow down
so hey hey cat can hold up hold up stop
can we get some soft music you got some real soft
we need something there you go turn that down
a little bit set the mood corn bread
turn it down a little bit hold on
that's the recipe
so look everybody on this Netflix and chill shit
So what is this cornbread
and ain't a sex
talking about
Well
Turn the love song go
I want to get gutter
You got no
You got no boosts over there
Everything is real
My cousin
You know why
I think my titty's big for real
Let me just put it out there
Because my step sister
told me that if I rubbed butter
on my tities
And ran around the table
five times
They would grow
And then they did
I did it
You all hear that
Get you one on
Ladies
What kind of butter was it
Baby, you heard that?
She said
What's you say?
You got to rub butter on your boobs.
We're going to get some butter.
Run around the table five times.
We're going to do it 20 times.
We're going to super fast.
That's the code to unlocking tithes.
What type of butter?
We're going to get all the damn butter.
We're going to blow them tities up.
No.
What if it was going to blow?
I can't believe it was not butter.
You know, the butter that I use, you know, like, at your grandmama house
when they have like that old old.
I want done, nigga.
Oh, here you go.
Thing back in they refrigerated with the butter.
water in it? That's what I use.
And the brown.
She's taking it in the ass.
Wait a minute.
Shada says she's taking it in the ass.
Hold on.
That's how you get your ass.
I just put it in the push.
Get that thine fat.
I can't.
Taking in the ass.
So with this cornbread anal sex.
Yeah.
Does one have to make the cornbread or is?
And does one have to really put that shit in your ass?
Yeah.
I make my own corn bread.
We can't put a finger.
Any point is you want to give the ladies on Valentine's Day for this?
Some ladies is going to hear this shit and want to try.
She already doesn't say to Carlos.
Eat cornbread and get fucked in the ass.
Yeah, but it's not that simple.
What else you got to do?
You know, you got to ease it.
That's why I was trying to ease into this,
because I was just trying to.
Like, I didn't just like that.
Like, I wanted everybody to just breathe and relax before I started.
Because, you know, I ain't going to push.
I'm going to let you push.
You push back.
I'm just going to stay here.
I know the rules.
So you don't fuck in the head before.
Just like your mixtape, you don't supply pressure.
You just stay there.
You know what?
I ain't fucking in no ass.
But I have.
There you go
There's nothing wrong with it
I'm in a new gang
I'm in a new gang though
I ain't fuck no ass
I ain't like how you tried to flex though
When
Because I did see you post that you
And eat a booty game
Oh I'm deaf to tell
I'm part of eat booty game
Yeah well I would say you were flexing though
You know we keep it 100 on the 85 South show
Baby didn't I take it down with that shit
I check out
You're gonna bring the booty with you
I did
I brought the booty to work
That what happened when you
When you eat the booty you bring the booty
To work
So bro hold up
No it really it follows you
So hold up bro
Rudy follows you.
You didn't ate ass
and now you're going around like,
I just ate ass.
Come here, tell him.
Let's just her right here.
Bro, I was one of them,
like, bro, I ain't doing that shit.
It really won't like.
You're going to talk about it?
Yeah, I'm going to talk about it.
Describe, go slow.
Take your time.
Set it up.
Fellas, it's not playing.
It's not playing.
It's kind of like you, you, you,
you lay on the bed,
you lift the legs back.
You put your hands under that ass.
You lift it up like a platter.
Yeah.
So you, you.
That's when you smell.
They ran's dressing.
No, listen.
You eat the pussy.
You eat the pussy.
Before you know it, you didn't even know that the booty and the pussy was like a centimeter.
They're next door neighbor.
They're not even though neighbor.
They're roommates.
They live in a duplex.
They're there.
They always, she's been in the house.
You just ain't know.
You thought it was a closet.
The pussy stay upstairs.
The pussy stay upstairs.
The booty is in the hallway.
You just ain't know.
You feel it.
They're right.
So before you know, I was like, what the fuck is that?
I'm like, shit, I'm here.
I'm here now.
Shit, ain't no turning back.
Right.
And when you realize what they do to them, you're like, damn, I've been missing out the whole time.
Hell yeah.
I'll give you a Spanish nickname if you eat of a booty.
That shit sped me time because I'm about five minutes or fuck in me.
So that just spared me a couple extra minutes.
Right.
So I'm good.
My sex game doesn't win up.
A whole four moments
A whole four moments
You're a 10 minute fucker
Get my nigga to claps right now
Give me the claps right now
No I've been to 10 minute
I eat the pussy for 5, my 15
Go y'all
How long should a nigga fuck
On Valentine's Day?
She's fucking ass with shit
She's gonna say all night
Valentine's Day is special
So
You get the same shit
Like January 30s bitch
You gotta fuck for an hour
Because it's Valentine's Day?
No, not just because it's Valentine's Day
I mean for me
That's what I want
How many nuts you bust?
Five?
On Valentine's?
five or more so it take you at least five so it take your man an hour to get you five no it
don't take him a hour how many how many nuts i make you bug like in the little four five i give
she just shook her hit that's right that's right he did whatever you say she gonna agree with
didn't i make you nut 36 times yep damn show she gets 12 exactly i don't give it down how many
how many time that body shake i'd be counting count 12 yep that's what's up no that shit
So look, D.C. just started eating booty.
Any points you want to give him?
You can't give me shit.
No, but I'm eating the booty.
From a woman's perspective, it might be different.
Yeah, I got to learn.
I got to learn. I got a few points.
You out there?
You're out there.
You just said, fuck it.
You feel me.
I might be sending like 20 bags for 10 right now,
but once I get my hustle on,
I'm going to find out that they're 20 bags.
And I'm going to be getting my money.
Right.
Yes.
So when did you, Shinnika, when did you understand that cornbread and,
anal sex was just the way to go.
This is my last question about this.
No, we got one more question.
There ain't no way you can just say some shit like that
and expect me not to say nothing.
What the fuck you mean?
Walk up, you were asleep?
No, I mean, when I woke up and looked in the mirror
and I was like, oh.
This is working.
That shit ain't working.
It's just, you were skinny hair back in the day.
You know, some people just sprout later.
Getting fucking in the head, don't give you no fat ass.
Yes, it does.
You're going to be having a hole out of the fat asshole
looking like an app pile and they ass flat as hell.
It spreads.
Maybe they're just not getting hit right.
Okay, so this is Valentine Day.
What are the dudes and don't to approach a woman?
Yeah, this is going to be good.
I just want to know.
I just want to know.
I just want to know.
I mean, for me, when a guy approaches me, the first thing...
She says, fuck me in the ass.
No, the first thing I look at is a guy's teeth in his shoes.
I'm an oral person, too.
I look at each mouth.
Niggas with no shoes just lost hope.
Like, fuck it.
No, I look at a guy's teeth and his shoes.
And that tells a lot about a person.
Like, if you care about yourself or not.
When I meet a woman, the first thing I look at is what condition are her tithies in.
That tell you everything you need to know about it.
If you meet a woman that's 24 with some saggy ass breasts, leave her alone because she
irresponsible.
She couldn't even take care of them tities
I don't
That's my gauge
I mean my boobs don't sit up to my chin
I didn't say nothing about sitting up to your chin
I know because see look
I was real good at geometry
So I know the natural slope of a titty
Like if I see your titty beyond your natural slope
I gotta but you know what I hate them tities
You know how you might see a bit with some big tetties
But you know how you can
Like she got that bubble
Where it's not in the bra
Right
Like some whole shit just sick.
You're like, damn, you got some big-a-titties, but up here,
it ain't even feeling the goddamn, the top part of your, bro.
Yeah, you ever seen them untie titties?
It looked like you got two packs of cigarettes and some shirt pockets.
You ain't never seen?
Am I the only one ever seen them?
They're just sick.
You never seen, like, the lunch lady titties?
Yeah.
The Lone lady titty be huge.
You're trapped.
All in the food and shit.
With the little gorilla nipple on.
Yeah, nothing but the nipple.
Hey.
Speaking of Tittis,
I was on media takeout the other day, right?
What happened?
That's who I seen on that boy.
We got to talk about it.
Can we talk about it?
Who?
Shanika.
Let's talk a lot.
So Shnika on there, man.
Somebody leaked them news, man.
Let me see.
They stay leaking your news.
Why don't you just send them to me?
Let me see.
And I'll keep them safe for you.
Pull them up.
Pull them up.
Pull them up.
Pull them up.
Pull them up.
Pull them up.
Pull them up.
Pull them up.
Pull them up, pull them up, pull them up, pull them up, pull them up, pull them up.
Let me see them news.
Or you can just flash us right now
Well, did you at least like them?
Yeah, I saved them
But I save a lot of news
Let me see the titty that everybody else saw
On the neck
Can we see them in person?
Yeah, they big.
Yep, show them.
I lied.
So you matter of well, the museum.
So listen.
What's up?
Like, how do you, like, at this point in time,
who like you?
Sometimes you just be like, oh, fuck it, whatever.
That's how I am now.
That's how you handle that shit now?
Yeah, like, who hasn't seen titty?
You got to figure out how to capitalize.
up this shit.
I just want to know, is your ad hole
big.
Stop.
It was intact
when I saw it.
I didn't see the ass,
bro,
I don't see a hole
who get fucked in the ass
when I'm here from the back.
My butt hole is still tight.
Shout out to all the ladies.
No,
because I go to,
no,
because you can go to the J-Jew
and you can sit on this little thing
and it'll tighten your vagina
in your butt.
Hey, ladies,
I need y'all to go to the J-JU.
Hold up, man.
It will.
Wait, wait.
Shinnaker, I don't,
what type,
what are you fun in this shit?
I mean.
She'd be scrolling.
Excuse me.
I mean, what do you find the time in the day to be like?
I got to go get my ass tightened up, my lips wax.
Excuse me.
Are you guys having an appointment so I can get my ass tight.
Yeah, can you insert?
I want my pussy to smell like the mountains of Colorado.
Actually, you can pick the flavor in the smell that you want to like.
Bro, they got a jiffy lube.
They're going to be mad.
They're going to be mad when they get them real dick extendals.
That's what it is.
Dick extenders.
They're going to be mad.
When they come out with some shit for fellas
and them dick is still.
Nick, Jack, I'm going to have my shit just coming out of my pants leg.
I don't want that.
That's just, no.
I'm like, yeah, y'all hold these fake ass and tears.
Look at this shit.
I got a funner.
I feel bad for all the fellas with big penises for Valentine's Day.
So what should
what do you want to say to the guys who leaked news and shit?
Is there any message?
Yeah, I think it's whack.
it's pretty whack
But you had some fire-ass news though
You blessed us
But that's why I'm not mad
Because they were tired
If I had them first
They wouldn't
They would have never got out
No my ex-boyfriend did it
Because he's mad
Because I don't want him no more
Not my current ex-boyfriend
But an old one
How do a nigga feel like
Hey yeah the world
For to see this shit
See them titty
But then that's what I don't get
You lick the news
But then you're the jealous
Nigger
You don't want nobody to talk to them
But you're going to slick the news
Make everybody say something.
Yeah, not everybody's like, oh, yeah.
So now you're saying, oh, yeah, about it.
Let me see.
We're going to pull them up.
I don't have more pictures in my phone.
Shit, they're in here.
So what are you playing on doing?
Talk amongst yourself.
I'll find them for you.
Keep the interview going.
What you plan on doing?
So I have something special plan for my boyfriend.
Let's talk about it.
Talk about it.
He's never had a threesome.
Oh, shit.
It ain't a real threesome if you want to eat the puster, though.
Okay, whatever else?
Yeah, I know.
Don't just be in the threesome.
Be in a fake threesome.
I'm like, ah, I suck the titty.
Happy birthday.
No.
So I went and booked one of the Instagram models.
Oh, shit.
They're selling pussy like that.
How do you know which ones selling pussy?
Because I'd be trying to see which ones got to look at planes.
It's a secret code.
They're called.
Text me.
Tadish angels.
They're pretty cool people.
I ain't going to say that.
Oh, shit.
There you.
You ain't about to believe this shit.
What?
D.C. Young Flap.
But let her finish what she was talking about.
Okay, all right
You, we're gonna get that
Okay, okay
Go ahead, finish
You gotta have a threesome
So my boyfriend's never had a threesome
So I booked us an Instagram model
Mm-hmm
And I went and bought me some lingerie
Oh shit, boy
And it's going down
And it's going to fuck
Damn
It's going down
That's what she's going to
For her nether
I'm just a real husband
I'm giving my girl
The eye y'all
Because it's going to
I don't even want to participate
I just want to watch though
Oh, she don't even want to participate
But she doesn't want to watch her man, fuck this shit out of another bitch.
What is wrong with you?
We're going to try and accept that we don't keep it on with you.
They're 85 South, baby.
That's what we do.
805 South show, man.
This is, wow.
You're all crazy.
But y'all don't do that.
I try to keep this.
Don't do that.
This program.
It'll keep your relationship.
It's real.
Turn it up.
See, that what happened.
There we go.
Oh, shit.
We back 85 South show.
D.C. Young Fly.
Fuck you mean.
Fuck you mean.
You mean.
I mean what the fuck?
The mean of the fuck mean.
Yeah, yeah, man.
You're a crazy-ass-nick.
We're in here with Shannika Adams, aka.
Assums.
Assum.
Ash and corn bread.
Shinnika Asim.
What's up?
Hey, Shanika.
What?
What's going on?
Not everybody wants some cornbread in this bitch.
We've been sitting here.
So what do you do if your man don't want to put you in the ass?
Would you be like, oh.
shit she better hit me on
Instagram and be like this nigga tripping
why are you so angry
no see you don't do
I ain't in the move for that shit today
so you even have sex even when you're on your
period because the ass is just always
available
this nigga is retarded man
babe we still have sex
look
I'm not drinking water around this
ignorant and person
man.
Hey, what I used to?
So, shinnaker,
tell us about,
give us the whole rundown
of this,
this Valentine's Day surprise shit.
Okay, so,
like I said.
Like you said.
My man's never had a threesome before.
Never.
How old is it, first of all?
He's 44 years old.
That nigga deserve a threesome.
I'm going on the highway.
Get this man some claps.
Get that man to claps.
Yeah, he's 44.
Yeah, he's 44.
He's all of you.
I'm 26
And I'm his sugar mama
I get a twisted
Shout out to the boss
bitch's wife and niggins
Yep
First of all
You 44
Am I on?
No, she's 26
Hello
I'm 26
Hello knock
Who's there
I'm 44 of y'old
And the 26 year old
At the house
Right
And this 44 year old
ain't never had
No threesome
Ever
He must be a decon at the church
Nigger
She knows with Dick of Johnson
Brough
I don't start
Dick of Johnson
He said, see Shinnika ad.
You don't fart in the ass, this bitch.
Why, you're stupid as hell, bro.
That's a lot of farted in the ass.
Boy, you're stupid.
This nigga, this nigga is 44.
You can't have no threesome with him, Shinnik.
I mean, I had to take two days off work.
Hey.
What's going to do with you, Larry?
Shit, fuck around with Shinnika.
Hurt my whole side, slip on that bitch wrong.
That nigga chart's going to be filled.
What?
I'm like, damn, d'ap, dicking Johnson.
Oh, I like that.
She's on the side of the bed.
Oh, babe, everything gonna be better.
She's a nigga out here killing these old niggins.
I love, I love old men.
For real?
Why?
You like old balls?
Because I have daddy issues, motherfucker.
God.
You don't get, like, uncle.
She got a dad-ass shit.
She got a daddy issue.
Is you on the nigger life insurance?
Yeah.
Oh, we got a killer in the building.
We got a murder.
Everything.
In the building?
In the building?
For real?
I'm on it off.
Yes.
So look, let's talk some shit.
What?
Let's talk some shit.
Feta attraction.
If we see Shinnika on feta attraction, I'm telling y'all.
Let's tell you all.
Shnicki, you know I'd be fucking with you on the social media.
Everybody knows I like old men.
My ex-boyfriend was 42.
Well, yeah.
You're 26.
Like, don't you know these nigg was almost dead?
Don't you know these niggins almost dead?
Like, you can't have no future with a nigga who's about to die?
You ain't never been fucking an old-ass man and was like,
this nigger been out here fucking holes since records was out.
You don't never, you don't never think.
I like to, I like to, I ask them about their sex stories.
You got to hear about it.
You're 20s and he's 4 to 4.
So when you were born, it was a nigga, 26, like, I'm gonna fuck the shit.
I hope when she gets old.
Right.
He was looking at you like, this is a pretty ass baby.
What the fuck?
I'm telling you.
In 89, shit, I was born in 89.
He was.
He graduated.
He was a grader school.
That thing was in grad school.
That thing was in grad school with your ass.
It was 31 million.
Fuck you mean.
With three.
You ought to hear his stories from 89.
Nick, I had an I rock.
I had just got home from a National Guard.
I was pimping.
I had a two-bedroom and a pit bull puppy.
I never forget her.
Are you in love with this nigga?
I am.
We are witnessing murder.
I don't care what you guys.
See, look.
See, look, I don't know.
The bank account.
She's going to get this nigga from animal free and kill this nigga.
You didn't hit it.
You don't, you got, look.
What?
On the fucking social.
media, right? She didn't post it a picture
with this nigga and blurt this nigga whole
face out. There ain't nothing but
hands in this nigga picture. That's all you
to see. This nigga hands.
Nicker hands old as fuck. He got concrete under
I don't want nobody knowing about him.
Do y'all? He's special.
Hey, ladies, if you want to find
his nigga's nigga, he's a nigga with the
concrete under his fingernails.
He's a great guy. That's what's up.
This nigga don't need. I bet you that
nigg's still motor on, though. With suspenders.
You're stupid.
That nigga being suspenders.
Look, you are not going to disrespect Mr. Fred on this show.
Hey, he the Cadillator, ain't?
Mr. Fred, the Cadillator, my name.
You are not.
You are not, look.
I can't.
I should have never told you how old people.
But I live in my truth.
Who stole my grandma boyfriend.
Yeah.
First of all, Deacon Johnson.
Deacon Johnson.
Shout out to them old school niggers out here still spitting games.
No, shout out to the old heads that put you on your life insurance.
That's what's up, though.
This is your murder.
I don't care what you're saying.
She's waiting for him to die.
All right.
You're in a relationship who's waiting for you to die.
I'm not waiting for him to die.
D.C. Youngblood.
We're going to have kids and everything.
My girl is not.
If he can have them, you better make sure that shit work.
It works.
Trust.
You're going to have, you're going to get pregnant by these old nigger.
Your kids are going to come out with some shit that they cured already.
Your baby going to have polio.
On lapitia.
I can't.
I'm done.
I'm glad.
You said, you should name your.
child, Lapecia.
Lepecia.
That's fucked up, man.
We named, we named him sick of cell.
What's wrong with your baby?
Why you, how to fuck your baby get smallpox?
What the fuck?
My baby got rickets.
What the fuck is rickets?
Dang.
Okay, let me ask y'all, D.C. Young Clack.
I am Shanika Adams.
I feel like we in a guy
interrogation.
What are some of the signs
that you can tell that you in love?
When the motherfucker put you on their life
Yeah, real shit.
When she made the cornbread and put the rest of the butter
around my ass, ran off on the plug twice.
Literally.
For real?
What are some of the signs you can tell you in love?
When she started swallowing and you don't even ask her to.
When she just come home and take her cut off, like, I feel like looking some balls today.
It's like a feeling you get, like, I can't explain it.
Where is the feeling start?
Put my hand where you feel.
I feel like you're in love when you just tell your bitch to shut up in front of her family
men's like man shut the fuck up when she just shut up but you know how they're
her family member looking and you're looking at them like I beat y'all laugh that when you
in love that is horrible no it's just a feeling like a tingling feeling in my body
where is it in your body that's called the devil but you know what I just told him that I was in
love with him last week.
Oh, that's what so.
Shout out to this.
Wait.
Okay, how long y'all were dating?
We've been dating for almost the year.
And he did not put you on your life, when he put you on the life insurance?
No, within four weeks.
That nigger is real.
And she loved him a whole week ago.
Flag, tell me how the nigga put on the life insurance.
What do he say when he did?
Hold on.
What did he say when he put on the life insurance, flat?
You were like, come here, baby.
Daddy got something to tell you.
Now I'm going to pull out this umbrella.
Look, what's in this amylobe going to change your life forever?
He's going to change your life.
He's slid it to it.
He said, now listen here, you see that?
Oh, my son is hurt.
You see that?
Oh, this is yours.
When it's all over.
Say how they're going to go.
When it's all over, all this is yours.
No, look here, when it's all said and done.
It's all over.
When the trumpet start playing.
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Let me tell you some.
Yo.
Let me tell you some.
If I see you going to a wedding within two years,
you did it.
Bro.
I'm going to just say that.
But how you sneak the life insurance paper up on your little young bitch?
Yeah, we're about to go and take this shit to the next level.
David Buster.
Maybe that David Buster.
Oh, baby, you bowled so good.
Come in, let me show you something.
Let me show you what I got.
Look, I'm going to need your first in your middle.
the name if you want me to put you on this paperwork you see now write your birthday out
phonetically that mean you got to spell it Howard town you see this here this right
here when it all over how you call your young bitch in the kitchen like come here I want to
show you something you ain't never seen before what's that do y'all go by nickname this is the deed to
some property yes yes I call him daddy and like let's call him granddaddy no I call
him daddy Paul boy child number three this right here when it's all
all over.
He can always say that
when it's all over.
This is yours.
I can't.
You got a nigga that's older.
My own mama and he got this.
She got a nigga that's older
than her mama.
Yeah, he is, actually.
I saw your mama.
Your mama in the wheel.
Her mama in the wheel.
Bro, I'm 32.
He said, look, I didn't erase everything
and put you on it.
I'm 32.
Her mama ain't but like 37 for real.
Your mama ain't.
It rain, man.
My mom is not 37 for me.
Whatever.
Nica, I did not know you like the old
Nica. What? My ex-boyfriend?
I didn't even really think you liked that
nigga for her. Her ex-boyfriend is dead.
Why not? I did not.
Her ex-boyfriend did. Why didn't you think that I liked him?
I did not.
So what you thought it was because of the money?
No, because I know you and I know like, you got money already.
So I was just like, I don't know what the fuck.
Maybe he's a great person.
But see, I know that nigga.
He's a great fucking dude.
Who?
My ex-boyfriend.
Her ex.
I ain't think she liked him, though.
Because you're like this one day I thought you ain't like him, right?
Because y'all went on a trip.
It was you and Carucci.
I was on the boat.
The sun was all beautiful.
You had on this black-ass bikini and shit.
And then the curves was looking good.
You had cocoa butter on and the sunset.
And then this nigga was sitting over there with just a t-shirt on and some titties.
I was like, nigga, you fuck the whole.
That shit was like postcard perfect.
And then this nigga over there would.
And then you could tell there it was titties because you don't see like with a t-shirt
and it took under the t-shirt a little bit.
I was like, bro.
Damn.
Why you just want to let her be great, bro?
I love to.
That moved in way a little bit.
But he's the reason why I have my business.
Man, that niggas is a cold name.
You should.
Oh, so when you get through sucking that wrinkled dick,
you're going to suck the other wrinkle dick.
Do you ever look down at these niggins feet while you giving them head?
She don't care.
Oh, shit.
This nigga got feet like he diabetic.
She is paid.
She is paid forever.
She's going to check, and she always know that we, when it's,
It's all over.
So you really,
you prefer old niggas.
Yes.
So I've seen you,
there's a few rappers on there.
Rappers be sliding
in them,
in them DMs and shit.
And you're skipping right over them niggas.
I'm not into rappers basketball players.
I'm going straight to the auto mechanics.
I mean,
I'm sorry,
a regular dude with a 401k.
No,
you want you about to be dead dude
with a 401k
with a million dollars
to be like that.
Too bad.
Ain't no old niggas.
There's nothing but a number.
It's all about what's in the heart.
Let me tell you him.
That nigga is six years
away from 50
and you four years away from 30
right yeah we're gonna have a great
that means you got 20 more years to live
he has one right
just think when you 50
this nigga you're gonna be 91
and I'm gonna still be taking care of him
you gonna wipe that nigga ass
no what it is
she getting a nigga that close to me
in the scene whatever shit nigga
I don't believe
being the union you know I know about all
them old for my older guys
want a younger girl
let me tell you can be gone my dad
we both would have been fucking y'all.
You feel what I'm saying?
Bro, that mean...
That means...
I'm watching this bitch.
She's trying to kill you.
If I was the...
Look,
that mean, like, say I'm your dude, right?
Mm-hmm.
At this age right now.
That means my girlfriend is like six right now.
Real tip.
That's fucked up.
I told you when she was born,
the nigger was in the baby room.
Like, I'm gonna shit out of her.
It aren't disgusting when you do it.
Hey, somebody,
what do they call women
that fuck old?
old men.
What do they call those women that fucking old?
But I'm not a gold digger
because I have my own money
and I don't need his money.
You're on his life insurance.
Of course.
He got to make sure me and the kids are straight.
My kids.
Bitch ain't no kids.
Go digger.
Chinagga, do you have any advice
for the sad chicks on Valentine's Day?
Find a man and get on their life insurance.
Um, um, no.
It's just going to be a sad day for you all.
It's just, it's going to be a sad day for Deacon Johnson
when you find out you done killed his head with an free.
Flat.
You got any advice for the side chicks on, um.
Why would you want to be a side chick, though, for real?
Why not?
Why?
Do you not think you?
And I be, I would be so happy if that life insurance is fake.
Bro, you can't have.
How do you know, you don't, you don't win up on it?
You can check that on it.
Of course, I know it's not fake.
Did you find the policy number and call them?
Of course.
I was there when we signed the paper together.
You and the lawyer ain't shit.
If I'd have been that long
I'd be like, Deacon Johnson,
I need you to come talk to me by yourself.
Fuck that bullshit.
I don't know this young woman.
Flah.
No, Deacon Johnson, no.
What church is he in digging at?
You're going to have to fire me, Deacon Johnson.
I would not allow you to let this bitch sign this shit.
Ebenezer Baptist.
What church is here digging at?
Ebenezer.
This nigga go to a house church.
The church is that used to be a house.
Nigger be an auto zone bragging.
Yeah, you know, I'm with a Shinikwa.
She's all on Instagram.
Yeah, Shinigua Adam.
You know the one that make them weird.
Yeah, she got them wigs.
You know the girl with the piece shit.
Yeah, the girl who got the eyebrows that come off.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
She fucked with a nigger.
She fucked with a nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm fucking with her later on.
She on my life.
I'm going to put this alternator in and then I'm going to check that
transmission floor.
Then I'm going to get up with Shinika.
I see you diggers later on.
Did you put him on your life insurance?
No.
Oh.
She said.
I'm like, no.
No, not like that.
I didn't mean it like that.
Is your mom still saying?
Why won't he?
Like your life is probably like 100K.
Hook me up.
Huck me up.
Life isn't that damn important?
Probably like 20 Gs.
No, it's more than that.
Like 40?
No, it's more than that.
We're really going to discuss insurance premiums.
I can't.
Shout out to everybody with life insurance.
Exactly.
Your worst Valentine's day.
A nigga under 30.
I should have never told you.
You stupid.
I don't care everybody.
She is a murderer.
Hold up, clap.
You don't hold off on murderers.
You give them the business.
I promise you're going to have a life sentence in between three years.
I'm the best thing that's happening to him.
I'm going to see her ass on the news.
To all the chicks that's listening to the show, where is the best place to meet old niggas?
Bible study.
Yeah, turn to you.
Church is a good place.
Turn to the books of Lord and mercy.
Look who's just, God, it's good all the time.
How she come up to him?
Look, fuck them quirobs.
What's up with that dick?
Young lady, don't talk like that in church.
If you want some penis, you got to see me outside.
We're going to collect the offering for all the fellas who are trying to get in Shinika.
Shaniqua?
That man is outside for you, Shinikwa.
To all my people in the struggle, you think God's forgotten about you.
Here's some pain medicine.
Kay, you're in shit.
Your ass ain't shit.
Chinika, what was your worst Valentine's Day experience?
I don't want to know what the funeral show is going to be.
You're stupid.
My worst Valentine's Day?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Tell it.
Couldn't find a skillet to make no cornbreadth.
He said no.
No.
I would not fuck you in the ass.
My worst.
I haven't had a bad Valentine's Day, though.
You never had one?
No.
See, you're lucky, man.
You're lucky.
You're pretty.
You had big titties in the book.
Shout out to the ugly holes.
Who don't have a lot.
Like one Valentine's Day.
You know what I mean?
You ain't used to shit.
No, Shaniqua.
It's not about the gifts for me, though.
Who still wear the little ponontail on the side.
No, side to the bitch you got that pony tail at the top.
Much love to all the ladies who got random how on their pussy.
It looked like the barbershop flow.
Listen.
No.
What about the bitch you got hair around their titty?
Like the nipple.
I hate this.
Hey, nigga, one time I was fucking this fine-ass girl, she had a long hair on her nip.
I just sucked the titty and bit it off because I cared.
I just bit the hell.
Nasty nigger
I knew she knew
Because she looked at the tit
And it was gone
I was like bitch say something
I'm the nasty one
I bid it off
I cannot
No but listen though
For real
On Valentine's Day
For me
It's not about
The gift
And how big it is
And how much it costs
It's about the thought
So what
The thought of it
What is the thought?
Okay like
I'm gonna tell you something
Thoughtful
Did you thought
I was gonna get you something
No
Like I'm gonna tell you something
Thoughtful life
For Christmas
Like
We're talking about
Valentine Day
Okay
Well for
Well, we haven't had a Valentine's Day.
I'm just going to, because I know he's going to do something special, so I'm not worried.
You sure.
And what if he don't?
I don't know what if he don't?
And if he don't?
I'm wrong.
A life of shirt.
Nah, damn.
What else?
I'm looking out for your future.
I'm looking out for your future.
You won't give us right now or in the future.
No.
So what going on?
It's just, no.
Well, see, he listens to, like, the things that I say.
Like, I never had a mint coat, right?
So I wanted him.
Me either.
So he bought me one.
But I said that, like, a year.
ago. He just saved up enough to get
it. This nigga's smart.
This nigga win. You'll buy your girl
shit right once she wanted. You buy her
shit when she forgot about it. I'm going to
remember that men coat? Told you. Who made it
happened? He went in his life insurance.
No, I'm going to tell you what he's doing.
She thought that he's spending the money on her.
No, he's going to the life insurance money. He's going
to the life insurance money and spending the money.
Everything he's back. It's coming out of the policy.
So when he dies, he's going to like, $150.
What the fuck is $150? What the fuck is $150.
She's going to owe him money when he...
Because you're talking about him like he's so old.
He's not old.
You act like you're going to show us a nigga with a young face and old feet and it's going
change our mind.
I'm telling him that nigga's old, be.
Old nigga.
Yo, son, he's like three years away from being a senior citizen.
No, he's mine.
Listen, your boyfriend is in the union.
That shit is hilarious.
Old niggas are the only one that's in unions.
Thank you for we tell.
That's old niggins shit.
Thank you for telling us.
I'm in love.
I'm scared to even get a lot of insurance girl.
Bit might sneak up there and pull her.
After he and that, I'm just about to chill for 12 years.
Just wait for my bitch to get out of high school.
Now, I'm going to start asking a bitch.
I'm going to start asking a bitch.
Look, you ain't with me for my life and shit.
For real.
Why she wanted stick me for my papers?
I ain't got no pictures of us in this time.
I know because that nigger, oh, don't show up on the phone camera.
It's just be a shirt.
So what old niggas like get you on Valentine?
They like, we have the gifts beside our men.
Some old niggas.
I mean.
Like I said, it ain't even about the gift.
It's just about.
She says she just like to be thought about.
Just, just to let me know that you're thinking about me.
I'm cool.
Like, it don't have to be nothing.
No, that you ain't cool.
Yes, it is.
Like, it really don't have to be nothing crazy.
Like, I'm not even.
Yes, it is.
You're a real life and shirt.
That's crazy.
That's the bad thing.
Out of all the shit, out of murder.
That is crazy.
I'm all fun.
My, my sister is not even on her baby daddy and shit.
I don't even think my mama was ever on my damn daddy.
Hold up.
This is the perfect time.
give a shout out to all the bitch
that's still using that peach care
yes
Obama yeah
yeah the peach care
that's that ain't that ain't
that ain't the Obama care
that's the shit you use
when you're a single mom
man
damn oh my bad
y'all need to get in these streets
get more active in the community
well I have Blue Cross Blue Chil
you got Blue Cross Blue Chil
yeah
you just insured
huh
you just insured
yeah you have to be
so you got insurance
for her arms
If I ever lose my arms, I got insurance to get some of them.
No, you want to know what's crazy because, like, you have to be because I got sick.
What was you doing?
No, I had surgery.
For real?
Yeah.
What happened?
I had to get my right ovary removed.
Damn.
I was going to suck that out.
It was probably a sign.
No, it wasn't.
No, I got sick, but just think my hospital bill was like $45,000.
Then that niggins showed up with the papers like, bitch, I guess you.
No.
No, for real, though, it's like, it's important.
it is how you told you
never happened again
I'm good
hey play the clap so Shinnika left over it
it's the right one
she's got the other one
took out it's not she's just the left one
okay I understand my sister
it's important to stay in sharing back
I'm glad you're back I'm glad you're back
I'm glad you back
if you need the other one sucked out I do it
for you that means she ain't able to live
she needs no she don't need an over it
you can live without office you can live without her
have kids I know you can't live without their life
You can't live without that
That shit
What's y'all getting your girlfriend
Sometimes?
Did it?
I ain't got no girlfriend
So I'm like
Did dig and the booty lid
I'm gonna have to
What's here?
I'll probably get some pussy
About February 16th
Yeah she gonna wait about two days
I'm gonna fuck into it
I ain't gonna get
I'm not gonna get no
12 o'clock here I'm like
I'm not gonna get no
I love you pussy
I'm gonna get some revenge pussy
Oh that's what it is
Watch me fuck Carlos
That's what's going to end up.
True.
I'm going to be the revenge fuck for somebody.
I'm going to keep an eye on your ad, though, Shnick.
Why?
You should.
Because I know you're going to be on the news.
Hell, yeah.
Do you got any new news that's coming out?
What?
I can't wait and see.
You know, I got that ex-finite.
You know your news be dropping like mixtapes?
Oh, Shinnika got some of them.
That's what I'm saying.
I want to see them new titties.
I ain't seen them tithes in about three years.
Let me say some.
I got them 2016.
What them 2016 tits is talking about.
You got a better phone and all that.
Listen to Mr. Ney.
I got that cable where I can pause it now.
If I see your ass on the news, I'm going to pause that shit.
I'm going to tell you, bring that ass here, boy, and R-I-P to your goddamn husband.
Because I know what time it is.
I'm not.
Shout out.
I'm not one of those.
Shout out to all the old niggas who go jogging every morning and still old.
Just old, nigga.
You came to birthday.
So you fuck him or you jack him off.
I'm an old nigga.
They just like being touched.
very, very sexually active.
They don't want to fault.
They just touch me right now.
No, he'd be wearing me, y'all.
I'll be like, God.
Just too.
Baby girl, baby girl, just get naked.
Look at my face.
Look at my face.
That's true.
He be what?
No, he wears me out.
No, not.
He's done.
You say anything since you're on the life and shit.
Oh, big daddy.
Wait, wait.
You is killing that's pussy.
I'm tired.
Flag, you got to keep in mind.
This nigga been doing the same stroke for 30 years.
That's what I'm trying to do.
He might be killing this.
He's killing this.
He's killing me.
He's killing himself.
This nigga been in the game for 44 years.
He's taking away life span.
This nigga's on a 9 on the attributes.
Y'all are going to be 44 years old.
One day, my bitch's going to be 43.
You damn right.
My bitch's going to be 43.
Right.
That's for you.
I like old men.
You're right, Chinook.
I make a promise to you.
When I'm 44, I'm going to be established in life and I'm going to have a young
bitch on my insurance too.
I promise you that.
Do he fuck you with a person in his hand?
God damn, fly.
What, will you come on with this?
Because I don't trust him.
I'm fucking with a pussy in my hand.
She's trying to kill me?
No.
They've got to make sure.
Hey, man.
If we got that motherfucker right up on her pillow.
We teach each other a lot of things, so we do.
We teach each other a lot of things.
Like what?
Teach us.
Teach me, what you're all teaching over there?
I teach him a lot of things.
Like what?
How to put a picture on Instagram.
Look, you press this, Daddy.
It goes straight to Snapchat.
No, I had to set up his Facebook page and teach him how.
You set up his Facebook page.
And teach him how to you.
This nigga just got a Facebook page.
They ain't been together, buddy, yeah.
He just got one.
She got to put this nigga clothes on.
This is how old he is.
He didn't want a Facebook page.
Now that nigga real kids going to find him.
Do he got kids?
Yeah, his son is 23.
Nick, you ain't between 26.
Oh, he ain't it on it too.
Hey, look, I want you to kill my son.
How the hell you're going to get the money and I'm going to put a shit out of you?
And guess when his sons calls me, um, mom.
Man, he trying to fuck.
What's so with them telling him, mom?
See, this is the book I read like four pages and throw this shit out of the world.
Why I got a lot?
This is real life right here.
This is the worst book in the world.
His son ain't never said nothing disrespectful to me.
You know what?
I can't even say that on the world.
Hold up.
Hold up.
That thing ain't never said nothing disrespectful to you.
23-year-old son, you're 26.
Because Carlos, he's the G word.
He ain't never tried to fuck you.
That nigga ain't real.
I wouldn't give a fuck.
I would try to fuck in front of my daddy.
Yeah.
Keep leaving that home by yourself if you want to, nigga.
He respects me.
Trying to fuck me, dad
She's on a video
She's hiding up on the pillow
She's trying to break this family up
She's a whole pop
She's trying to break the family up
They get quiet at the family on at the family
Yeah, that they go
I was worried though
When I first met his family
Like if they would accept me being that
They're gonna fuck around
And put out of food in your shit
But they like me
She's playing with Dickie Tommy like that
She introducing him to her dad
To his dad and his dad
And then saw the pictures on that
Yeah, that's that girl that was on the, uh, me didn't take out.
I see them.
I seen that half.
I see, I seen them titties.
I remember them titties.
I remember them titty.
That's that shit.
That's that girl.
Her name, Shinniko.
She'd be doing them video with Gucci Man.
I see him.
I can't.
I know Shinnikua.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Shit, Shinnikua, uh, Adam.
It's popping that pussy.
Popping that pussy.
She was on that video with a little boozy.
I don't think his family knows about those things.
Everything is popping that pussy.
Man, you're crazy.
Everybody knows about that shit.
His sisters know.
Hey, when your news
Lickison an alert in my phone
I'd be like, oh shit
New titties
I fucked with you
You did
Until I realized you're a murder
I got a whole other
aspect on your ass
She nigga
It's a lot of women out there
That's what I'm saying
And they're doing
25 years of life too
I get
I'm not going to kill them
We're going to live a long
Happy Prosperous
Did y'all hear that shit
That it was a murder line
I'm not going to kill
We don't live a long happy
You prospered his life.
Fly, you ever put a check on your insurance?
My mama.
If you had some insurance.
My mama.
My mama.
So you will put your girlfriend on your insurance?
Wow.
My mama.
What if you put her on your insurance?
My mama.
Right.
Shit.
I always pointed at that child just for the mind of him.
You see that shit.
Don't never let me have to use that shit.
You got your girl on scared straight.
You fucking right.
She'd on me if you want to, bitch.
Your insurance is over with it.
You see that?
I load it.
I load it.
Rock it back.
You see that?
Clive.
I kid, yo.
Yeah, you see this shit?
Let it be you on the other end.
Shout out to Bay.
I love you.
No, shout out to all the real couples out there.
That nigga named Gerald.
Deacon Gerald.
No, he doesn't have an old name.
What his name?
I ain't going to say it.
A little nigga about to die.
Shout out to all the old couples out there.
He has a sexy name.
Who then got beat up before and still stayed together?
Hey, bro, you and your girl ever got into the fight
and trying to act like y'all wasn't before the police get there?
Ain't no poli been.
By the time.
And the police get that y'all are made up.
No, that must have been upstairs.
That wasn't else now.
You ain't even calling the Uber.
You at the wrong house.
Nick, I turned to Uber one time.
Me and my girl got it to her right.
She called the Uber.
I say, fuck, nigga, drive over if you want to.
I'll bust your shit.
He was like, excuse me, ma'am.
You have to call somebody else.
I'm like, yeah, fucking right.
Yo, drive over if you want to.
Fuck, niggle.
You better delete that.
Declining.
Ex-out.
You just lost money.
Fuck, niggled.
Yeah.
You are angry ass.
You have been through some shit with these girls
Tell me some of this shit you didn't
I don't think of somebody crazy that girl
Man you're gonna fight my woman
You feel what you do to get back
So one time she would got down
We were tussing in this shit
She hadn't popped me in my shit right
So I'm like
Ooh man in the industry
I'm like if I punch your ass
I know you ain't gonna
You're gonna post a picture
You're gonna take like two months
For that shit to go down
That shit gonna come back on a nigga
So then what I did
She tried to kick me
So I grabbed a leg
Put the leg up
That could have been your face.
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm sorry, babe.
I'm sorry, babe.
Do you hear this shit?
I hear it.
I can't, y'all.
That is petty.
I don't move up.
All right.
She tried to kick me.
Hey, one thing about this,
you got to believe what he's say
because he's...
I believe everything.
Bay, am I line?
Off that leg.
Off that leg go.
I'm like, what on with you?
And she called an Uber.
Fuck, nigga.
You better not drive over y'all.
Beat your ass.
As you ever know,
as soon as they find out
that you don't hit women,
they beat your ass.
Every time you get man.
I went on her face.
She's talking like, you ain't gonna do then, eh-e-e-e-e-e.
I was like, hold up close.
She could really hit me like, eh-e-e-e.
I was up close.
You could really hit me like, eh-e-e.
That the bitch didn't hit me my face, man.
I don't see it out.
I tried to get out.
I tried to get down, but I tried to take the cab most with me.
Brough.
Those girl punches don't even hurt.
They just, they catch you all going.
Like, this motherfucker doesn't punch me.
She hit me with the phone one time.
one time a girl punched me so hard,
I switched two lanes.
I'm like, I'm going to get away
from this bitch in the car.
You're tripping.
Let me get over.
Because you fucking,
you fucking around and hit me in that lane.
Let me tell you what you did.
That's the abusive lane over there,
bitch, don't you hit me?
She had my phone,
all right, so let me tell you something.
If your girl ever checking your phone,
roll your windows up.
I'm on the expressway.
And all of a sudden,
she's like, really, nigga?
I'm looking at the river on the window.
I'm saying car, running the fuck all my shit over.
I'm just like, you know what?
Wait till I get home.
Wait until I get home.
It's like getting a whipping.
I'm gonna turn that leg up.
I can't.
Don't go to sleep.
You better go to sleep standing up.
Shout out to all the old dudes that save their pennies and quarters.
Yeah, man.
Them ain't the niggas you fuck with.
No, he gives them to me and then things cash up.
I want to give a shout out to it.
I just cashed to me and it got like $500.
You did?
You been saving for like a year.
You know what I see.
Bro, she cashed in $500 worth of change.
That nigga been collecting that chains for 13 years.
You got money.
You signed up for money.
You cashing everything the nigga got.
Babe,
give me everything you don't want.
Shenequa then took all my change.
They ain't got no change to watch my goddamn clothes or nothing.
Shinnequah got all my coins.
All my coins.
All my collectibles.
They call collectibles.
All my collectibles.
Hey, man, he going to listen to this shit.
Bro, we was just making fun of you.
No, I'm trying to save you.
Stop.
Cancel that shit.
Call the policy.
He's too far gone.
He's madly in love with me.
Listen, do you hear this shit?
Do you hear her tone?
Counsel that shit.
Counsel the policy.
Shout out to bay.
Let her go to sleep first, nigga.
See you later on.
Fly, before we get out of here,
throw the people a few more signs
and let them know they're in love, man.
Hey, man.
On the way out.
And you ain't got to be fucking.
You just your bitch and get in line.
You're in love.
Hey, what's up, bro.
If you fart on your girl
and she just fought back on you,
you're all in love.
Now, if you can dig in your,
your toes and still finger your hoe, you
in love. If you jump, if you
in the shower and she come in and pee,
y'all in love.
Real niggish shit. Real niggish.
Hell yeah. Bro, if you, it don't
matter what you're eating. If your girl don't want a piece,
she don't love you, bro.
Now, if you can walk around the house
in your drawers and her friends
at the crib.
What?
What? If you can walk around it
in your drawers and her friends at the crib.
Y'all in love. I don't know what type of
fucking.
You have him in life, you're looking at.
Hey, I'm like, I'm going to
Who are there?
She, I'm going to take a shower.
And I'm going to the kitchen.
Hell yeah.
No, I knew I really loved him when he ate the last little bit of my caramel
popcorn.
I ain't get mad.
Do y'all hear that bullshit?
I didn't get mad.
When he ate the last of my caramel popcorn.
And I ain't get mad.
Because you signed the life insurance.
What are you getting mad?
Because caramel
popcorn is like everything
This nigga is retarded, bro
Hey, we're gonna get you back on the pills fly
No
No, we're getting you back on the pills
Listen to me
We are talking to a mass
We don't know who else she done did this shit too
Are you a widow?
No
What the fuck she is?
No, how?
The last nigga paid for your wigs
He's about to die
You on his life insurance
This new nigga you want his life insurance
Y'all have been together for you
I'm telling you I'm telling you
I'm telling you're all the time
What if that's her thing?
She just finds niggas to put her on different kind of insurance.
I'm going to send y'all an invitation to my wedding.
I come too.
I'm darned.
I'm going to call.
Soon they say who I'm going to call.
All that shit, I'll play.
Drop your social media one more time, Shennika.
I am Shanika Adams.
Flag, what's your, what's your?
Do you want to be any more famous?
Man, I'm going, bro.
I think it's a $30,000 reward for these motherfucker right here.
I don't see her picture somewhere.
I can't know.
It's at the post, though.
Don't wear.
She can't write checks at foot locker either.
What?
Can't write no checks at foot locker.
What does that make?
Is the credit cards in your purse in his name?
This nigga is.
No.
That was all mine.
Y'all got joint accounts.
We have one.
This nigga is great.
You got it misunderstood.
I got my own money.
You got a joint account with the last nigga.
Y'all broke up.
And you still got the damn account?
Oh, no, not him.
My current.
We have a joint account.
I don't really speak to my expert.
See, we're going to bring you back.
for the financial analysis.
No, bring her back next year.
I want to see if she's still with this nigga.
And I'm gonna be.
Is he dead?
I'm gonna be.
He ain't gonna be dead,
but he's gonna be wheelchair bound.
Yeah.
That arthritis is a motherfuckerucker, bro.
When that shit started working on your bones.
And I'm gonna go get us a town and country band
and I'm gonna roll him around in it.
That's what's up,
but what if he get in a hover round?
You ain't gonna want to fuck no nigga on a hovering around.
Hey, baby, let that ride.
You want to see this shit go down to step?
You ain't gonna want to fuck no huffer around.
Help.
I'm falling and I can't get it.
Do he got a lot
She got a fuck one of the diana got a life
Alert
One of them tubs with the
With the dough on that bitch
You got to take the damn seat
Out the damn shower just to give you shower
Do not take Cialis if you take
Nitrates for chest pagan
Do he take Viagra?
No
He doesn't have to. That's what's up
man. D.C. Young Fly
It was always a pleasure, man.
Hey man, we're in the studio
Shinnika, you don't come back?
Absolutely.
I know you hang with other bitches
that's just like you.
Um, my best friend is 38.
Bring out them, bitches.
Bring out them hoes.
My other friends.
Bring all them slats.
I want to talk to him.
I don't hang with sluts.
All right, bring them bitches and hoes.
Hey, for real, though.
Me and D.C., when young fly,
we've been doing this show for a minute now.
And you know what, Flack?
This was crazy, though.
Sheenica actually listened to the show.
You do?
I do.
I can't wait.
That's why I.
That's why I was like, y'all, for real, I got to get on this.
We go, you know what we're going to title of this?
What?
Made it right.
Uh-uh.
You know the name of this episode?
Shinnaker.
It's going to be Shinnika Adams, ass insurance.
Yes.
Uh-uh, it's going to be Shinnika Assis, afterlife.
Ooh.
That's it right there.
Afterlife.
How about we do Shinnika Adams, peanut butter, and K.Y jelly.
She don't know.
use k y
no it's another kind that i use i forgot the name
that means that puts it dry
no use in there
k y is dry
first of all when you have anal sex you can't just
go in there wild like that
he don't know he don't know
you have to use k y jelly if you're gonna
hey baby do we use k y why
I spit on that dick get right on in that
don't how you gonna ask her a question
to ask baby don't we be fucking
damn show be fucking feed all
in the app, balls hitting
a booty, don't it, baby.
Baby, when I'm eating that pussy and fart, don't I
just keep eating it? Don't it?
Don't it? Baby!
Shout out to all the men with the gray taco meat
on their chest. Yes, indeed. I love y'all.
And you're not listening to 85, shout,
man. And that's conclude. Much love
to all the women who got
nipples that look like sorry game
pieces. If you ever played
sorry, that's hilarious.
Yo, I'm done.
It's Adams collection.
Check us out.
Hell yeah.
Much love to all the ladies who don't own a lot of panties.
You got like three, four pairs.
You just work them out, switch them out.
Much love to all my bitches with only two bras.
We're not going to say nothing, but, uh.
And we go.
Much love to all the lesbians with small fingers.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
85.
80.
Oh, 5.
80.
Five, five, hi.
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