The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Vena E. & B. Simone | Ep. 60

Episode Date: December 25, 2016

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We got today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what. We got today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. Why you scared of the trap? Oh, you're scared of the trap. Why are you scared of the trap?

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Hey, then we told the beach! Hey, then we told me on the beach town. Oh, 85, 85, oh, I mean, got the black lives matter. So, 85, so that black lives matter. So 85, oh, 85, oh, 85. Oh, 85. Because if you don't good, they're gonna kill you when you done.

Hey! She called in me. Oh, let me get it. Pick your pants up, sir. Have some respect. Tell me what the fuck to do. Have some respect for your company. We got Be Samoa.

We got Be Samoa. We got Be Samoa. Wake up, Be Simone. I don't care that you're in a shitty mood. I'm gonna go to you hump my legs. Ain't get a bad move. You have a bad move. Hey, Jim Carrey, I had better.

It was legs there or something? Who are we waiting on? What you had on that two-piece stocking? He said Clay was on his way. That should look good. Was it black or something? Yeah, that should- I'm beautiful.

Don't sit in my seat again. Is that the alkaline water? Thank you so much. Yeah. You got your lemon in there. Yes, you got the lemon in there. Lacey, this be Simone. I love your blonde.

That's Lacey. She does a lot of stuff. Hey, hey, B.C., uh, I don't, like, uh, since D.C.'s not here, can you fill in on the harmonizing? She can't do it. You see? I don't act like D.C. No, I'm just, all you got to do is just like, just. Don't put no pressure on B. There's no pressure. That's no pressure. That's why I'm asking before the show, though. That is pressure. No, B. Simone. No, what I'm saying is, Joe, you got their lens again. Hey, look, you don't even got a rap. You just got to like. to do shit, Chad, she don't want to, man.

Chad, just do you think she's going to jump in. She hasn't jumped in, yeah. You're going to be on the show? No, God, no. I'm not fine. What are you going? I'm giving you, I'm giving you permission. I don't want this.

We're all, we're all inviting you to, to, uh. Move. She got a, she got a, um. It's good. I don't care. I don't want me. Taste it. No, Beasamomom.

Oh, eat it. Don't tell them what the fuck that has it. Chocolate, um, chocolate, chocolate food. Chocolate, potato food. You know, Bishamon. You know, Bisma. Be someone weird as fuck. I'm not weird.

She weird as fuck. I'm healthy. Nor you're not. Listen here. We'll go get some more. Get your ass out of here, B. Simone. 9 2 a.m. Rebel Radio. I'm staying up all night.

We're trying to raise money, get these concert tickets. For who? We're staying up getting these concert tickets, man. I told you. We got some tickets left over from the Kanye West Tor. Hey, we got a question

for you, Stevie. What is it? Did you hear about the CIA interfering with the election? I didn't hear about no goddamn

CIA interfering with nothing. I heard they found some Russians over there. Oh, the Russians were messing around. Yeah, well,

hell, how are you going report some shit you already knew? If they're going report it, how long do you think they knew before

they tell everybody? Hell, they've been knowing this shit. Man, I told you this two, three months ago, buddy. Don't act like, no, no, don't

sit there and act like, this is a big surprise. We told you it's going to be some bullshit long time ago. Now, hell, Hillary Clinton won the election by damn near three million votes. Now, talking about Russia did some shit. Well, hell, we know what they didn't do.

Hello? Who's that? That ain't my phone. Be Simone. Be Simone. B, B, B, B Simone, B, B Simone, B, B Simone, her name B Simone, B Simone, she boogey, and she hood, got an attitude because a pussy good. She boozy, she hood, got an attitude because the pussy good. Hold up, oh, she don't fuck on the first date.

but maybe the filth maybe the filth get a drunk she's drinking a filth she's bougie and hood she likes to eat wings lick her fingers black it's good

it's good hey she's the type of chick that takes you back LOL all of that emojis with smile like what you're doing after a while then the bitch you disappear like bitches do

She typical That's what Chicks do these days I don't know you like that I'm sorry I was running out of shit I don't know I don't know

I don't really know you I don't want that shit I gotta be me Taste this chat I don't eat candy It's not candy It's a kale And chocolate chips

I don't eat chocolate I don't eat chocolate I don't eat like What does everybody think this is Cale and chocolate Some sort of nut. Exactly. So why did you say you don't eat candy?

Because it's chocolate. Oh, you don't eat chocolate? You don't eat sweets. It's vegan chocolate. I don't know. So what's that mean? Is that different than like Snickers or something? Chocolate?

No dairy. You're vegan? Yeah. If I knew how to cook or prepare a vegan, I would. What does that mean? I'm a Baptist. No, vegan means like you don't eat dairy, right? You don't eat meat.

Nothing that comes from an animal. Right. But I think drinking milk. is already weird the first place so you don't drink milk no you don't eat cereal no god no we're not supposed to drink yeah I'm not eating something from a cow you don't supposed to drink milk hey man black people are finally starting to realize the things that are killing us it's the titty milk from the cow you are never supposed to drink milk from a cow's titic be Simone what the hell you've been doing low bro

Don't do that. Don't ignore me why the camera on B Simone because now we're going to have to ignore We're going to have to delete this shit. My camera on. See? This behind the scenes footage Show y'all how much B Simone

really don't fuck with us. See how cute she'd get on Instagram? This is just jump out the shower and come down to hell. Okay, not to get pneumonia. Yeah, used to get, like, she used to get fined. Now you didn't got used to us and shit.

That's the only time I haven't been fine. Used to hit me and be like, falling off, B. They say, I can't. You're falling off. Because if I would have canceled, y'all would have been mad. No, we would. Don't leak.

We was just playing. You're so sensitive. I say, 10 minutes away. I will straight go home. No, we love you. Baby Hal Braylon? You know we call you baby Hal Braylin when you're not here right. Braylin with the baby hal.

Hey, you're eating me. Do you want to taste this? Hey, Bray. No, stop eating out of this fucking astronaut food, man. Unsalted nuts. Pause. I've had a swat. Hey, Braylin.

What? Is, is Leah, your favorite artist? No. Why would you ask them? Because I saw the video, that's why. I wasn't trying to play. I was asking. I was a whole-ass question.

She's not. Hey, you heard of Jay Cole joint yet? I haven't. I'm the only one that's this is. Yes, bro. You sound so disappointed. No, that's cool. I'm sure it's amazing.

Jay Cole went platinum with no feature. He's gonna do it again. Who you call? He always go pattern. Yep. He don't, well, yeah, I guess, technically. Jimmy. Can we get you to share.

See a nigger like me. Go to college. strictly for the host. Hey, fool, you're supposed to go to no fucking college for no bitch. You're supposed to be going to learn something. Yes, but not like you. Is it different coming from me? Yeah, because I'm part of it.

What happened? Sometimes I send you clips and you don't know. She don't want to. Are we recording? No, we just record. Hey, B. Simone, you know, they got hidden cameras in your house. Stop. That's weird.

Yeah, you need to start flushing the toilet. Wow. I always flush in the toilet. You come inside the house drunk. That wasn't, well, maybe that was Friday. We got you, though. We got you, though. What, um, I need to be here Tuesday?

It's not here. It's at, um, Smith's Old Bar, which is close to Piedmont part. I have to go. You don't have to. We would love for you to come since you've been a part of this journey. You don't have to do anything. We don't handcuff anybody. Ted.

We want people that want to do this. Well, then you've got the wrong one. That's cool. We respect it. I totally. What the fuck is wrong with you? See, this is, let me tell you what it's about, though. This is about, this is about, this is about, this is about, this is about, this is about black empowerment.

This is about black support. It's not. This is about buying back the block just like two chains and Rick Ross and Gucci just said. What block did they buy that? Well, they got the checkers. They got, shut the fuck up, man. The motion to. They need to open some juice bars.

The wing stop. The wing stop. Chains got two. He has spots on Peter Street. Yeah. Really? Yep. I was down there earlier.

And we're joining the movement since this is independently on top to bottom. You do everything top to bottom. Wait, Tuesday, what time are where? From 8 to 10. Smith's O'Barr, doors open at 7. You're getting a full VIP treatment, B.S. Yeah, but you still got a pay 10. We got you.

Don't, now you're going to charge B. Simone. That's a joke. She didn't like that. That's why I'm not on the park. You got to give her some compliments. Like three compliments, because I don't know what it is, but she acting like a girl today. Give her three compliments. You look so smooth today.

Your hair looks great. There you go. Oh, man. Clayton is showing up. Oh, shit. What's up? That boy fresh off the road. What's that?

Hey, me. How you going? Fresh off the road. What's that? Hey, man, you've been pulling up like money-making Mitch lately, though. I like that. Yeah. Money-making Clayton.

Yeah, I like that, man. How you living, bro? You didn't give your mom no real money. Not no real money? I'm what would have happened if you just would have gave ICE a little money, man. Damn. I just would have jumped at the game, man. Hey, we got some.

I just ain't had the kid that nobody. Hey, you want some Hennessy dog? Yeah, I do. We got a little bit left in it. You call it Hennessy. What you call? Coincidentally, I call it the same thing. That's what we all.

It's not good. Hey, if y'all have a chat, are you saying that smell like we? No, it sounds like spray. Okay. You got that old spray? I never know when people are doing that. Like, I don't know if they fucking with me.

Are they really, like... You got their own spray? Buddy still stink. How are you going to do it? Y'all got stickers? You still got stickers? I think it's a couple left. Man, we need some to just say WWA.

I left my bag of weed at home. I left my bag of weed. Oh. Do you want to give me some? Boy, tears. What is this? Those are all the tears like to look at you, I drink it. Clayton, that's Lacey.

How you doing, Lacey? Clayton, nice to meet you. How you doing? Broken hearts and tears. Where are you wrong? Nashville. Awesome. That's what so.

Brother, did you hear that Tid is in the building I sent you? I can't believe somebody had that. I heard a few of them. I was texted you the other day. The one with the dude sang you? The fat dude? I don't know if you. No, not the video.

The song that the dude made, I thought I sent it to you. I don't know if I got that. You didn't hear it? In the building. I think it was singing his dance. I think I know what you're talking about. Okay. This shit right here.

No, I'm good. No. Oh, thank you. Carlos. What it is. Do you know this person personally? We never know. Today

Yeah, I have her We got today We got titty We need the tithies in the building And the verse slick hard, though We need one from every audience Yeah It's gonna be a long-ass song

Everybody thought a verse sloop Just let my fucking sing like motherfuck Like we are the world No, they're gonna be singing And riffing and shit Get everybody on that We got tities, boobs, nipples, every old

Because Arkelly going to sing it different. Oh, Archelie going to fuck it up when he gets old to it. You only know what's singing about ass. It's going to be safe parts of that shit. You think trapped in the closet was beat. And then she showed the nipples. Nipples. She jumped out of the tub with the bubbles on the chest.

Hell not. What's your one off with? How you been? You know, same-o, same-o. How about you? Kind of stay warm. Joe, what's up with the satin jacket, man? This is the satin jacket my brother got when he was boxing. In 96?

I see, I see it's 96. No, it's good. Clay, it's good. Let me hit that piece of blunt, man. You're going to have to roll one. Get it to him. You're going to have to roll one. I roll it up on this table right here.

You're going to roll it over here? You got a company in here. I come outside and rolled it up. What was your name one time? Lacey. Lacey, I didn't want to be rude. No, you're right. Cool.

So you work with street execs, like, on the marketing side? Yeah, I basically had to have my own company, and then I just kind of work with lots of different people. So street execs always been kind of my own. That's dope. So you just been running within for a minute, or? Yeah, I feel like the last two years. Yeah, so they, like, we used to work with Steve Harvey.

So I know that they were working on some stuff at one point. It might have been with Charlie, though Yeah, because, like, they've always been kind of doing stuff And then, like, Charlie's been in L.A. for, like, a few months Really working, like, heavy on, like, his fashion stuff and doing all the, like, clothing. Man, y'all got that merch thing figured out. Yeah, yeah, they do.

I respect the job, yeah. So I know the guys, man, what's my name is? I can't think of. David? Yeah, David Leap. David with. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm thinking of.

Yeah, yeah, cap that. So I'm not here. Yeah, he has, like, nothing but amazing things to say about Charlie and change. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, they came. I met them a few months back. Yeah. Maybe, like, September they came to this. A little thing back in the house.

Do what? Don't lock it. Don't lock it. Okay. Because fucking key won't. Is that a problem? I got to get the key. All right.

Don't do that. I'm locked it, though. I'm glad you. I'm a fuck. What's your favorite song from the show so far? My favorite song from the show? so all of them. They're all our babies. How we get rid of?

Somebody Google that way. What? Next. What we need? That's why we, what? I'm always ready, man. She's about to come through.

We've been on air because you know that we do it and we don't keep it fair everywhere. Next, I do, man. We're going to just have the shuffle. Hold on. Kill them. Let's wait. How long? Let's wait.

Where the fruit at? Cat got the fruit. Not, but ain't them bitchers is in here all right. Oh, that from the trash can? Yeah. You want a red bull?

No, I can't drink that. Don't let the Nats get none of that shit. Be Simone kills me with that bullshit. No, what's going to kill you is the bullshit you're consuming into your body. Your body is a temple, and you need to start taking care of it. Be Simone, you think every time I see you, I want to hear this bullshit.

Give a fuck. You smoke weed. I'm telling you because I love you. I'm not telling you because... Well, check this out. If I didn't tell you, then you should be worried. You want to me? All right, before I get sick before I do.

Do we have apple cider vinegar and dish salt? No, I actually can't have apple cider vinegar, according to my blood type. It's to get rid of the gnats. I wasn't for you to do that, okay? Oh, God damn. You don't like it. I used to take shots every day, but I'm blood type. A pot.

So you can't. Your blood type is A positive? Which yours? O positive. Oh, let me look up the food you can eat. Everything. I got that good blood that they always be looking for. Oh, positive blood type.

Place rotten fruits into a jar to attract the gnats and fruit flies. Who got rotten fruit? They figured if you have fruit flies. That's why you got the nets. I don't know what this is. You ever have a dream when you sleep? What's your blood type, Clayton? I do not know that.

Oh, I have the kid at home. You just prick your finger in it. Nope, I will not be doing that. Hey, what happened if you go to sleep in your dream? She'll prick your shit if you suck the blood out your finger afterwards. You're going to bus now. What? Clayton, what happened if you go to sleep in your dream?

If you go to sleep in your dream? You die. I don't know. No, you go to another dream. Drive dream levels. It's inception. You jump dream level. So it goes slower.

You fuck around and get lost, though. But it was really just a two-hour name. Yeah. You come out with so much wisdom. You don't even want to talk to people no more. I know what you're going to do. I've seen you at your worst. That's not you die in your dream. No, if you go to sleep in your dream, you die. No, you don't. Yes, you do.

Be Simone, you'll be coming up with the craziest shit. Google it. You Google. You probably already have Googling. If you fall asleep in your dream, you die. My Google stopped working because I put it in there and they said, did be Simone say something about this shit? And I said, Google, fuck wrong with B.C. You're going to pull up nothing. You know what?

If you guys want to educate yourselves, then. No, if you, like, if you fall in a dream or something, you wake up right before you hit the ground. But if you think you die in a dream or whatever, then you might can die in real life. But if you go to sleep in your dream, I don't think you die. Hennessy and the blue red bull. Okay, tell me how to phrase that from Google. What happens if you die in your dream? What the fuck?

Hey, this girl said me this long-ass email about some shit we can talk about on the show. There was some crazy-ass shit. What happens if you die in your dream, question mark? Uh-uh, uh-uh, if you fall asleep in your dream. Oh. Yeah, and I die. We know what happened if you got in your dream. Yep.

Oh, that shit, the Russians in the hand. Bad delight. Mr. Trump, we come to Kashin. We want to see your wife's tits again. Tell her to bring them to us. No, we want to see the vagina. Show us the puss-puss. Let's make a deal.

Your wife pussy. Mr. Trump, why have come to you? Representing Raibilica. Raybilica. I feel like if you were Russian, you got to be fucking a best name, Natasha. Natasha. I want the Russian bitch named Natasha.

Bring me my Klitschkopf. You're a touch to Klichkoff. Oh, my goodness. Hell. Another episode, huh? Are we starting? Are we doing it what it is? Are we going to start?

Are we starting soon? When is this thing going to start? I did a character like that on Snapchat and everybody thought it was so funny. And I shouted you out. I was like, I got this voice from Carlos. Come on. When are we going to start? Be Simone, sweetheart.

You're back in here. Are you ready? And a one. One, two, and a three. And I got to be me. This is the ugliest voice in the world. Three. 85%

Harry was over Like a grandmother Taking care of her grandchildren Listen to Like grandma shut the fuck up Look Look be Simone Listen toots

That one fella you brought over here He's no good for you He's been everywhere But you know what I don't miss the guys who's been everywhere anymore You messed with guys who've been everywhere I don't do that anymore You're growing up, kiddo.

I'm proud of you. High five. Listen. Enjoy your youth. Because listen, when you get to be my age and your tits are on your knees, you're going to regret it. You're going to wish you took on three or four more those dits. What are you talking about? They're a little saggy.

Why are you trying to be woe with me? I don't think they knee height. Listen, if your tits are on your knees, let me give them a tip talk. Listen, tits. Why the long faces Why the sad thing? No need to be upset They're not like low low

But you know they're just natural Anything that's not fucking You know like Yeah People think it's saggy Oh shit Do we like supernatural Yeah

I mean Come on in here All the way old baby You want to sit here Hey baby Where do you want me? Wait them on in here Oh, shit.

They speak in the as video. Okay, I like the Chajajah. Welcome. Hello. Hello, how are you? Nice to meet you. Vena, Vina, Vena, Leighton, nice to meet you. We're going to let Biss Simone give you a dope-ass intro.

You got it? No, you're not. We got to give Bisonbone a dope intro. Oh. All right, he gave me. What was the one and the two and the three? I got to be me. me be simone is in the building yes yes you loud we're loud oh no you didn't have a minute i took it down a

couple notches hey vena this is the part of the show when you just say a little bit of random ass shit it don't matter what it is and then we'll start it yeah our show is basically be childish you can say what our show takes off whatever you want to say y'all are children little miss pee pee tinkle tinkle she said we got to be childish she said that Excuse me. I don't know why she said that, but. So what game is? Oh my gosh.

I'm sorry. Wow. Why did you stretch your neck out and do it? This is not a game. We'll just be on here talking shit. We'll just be talking shit. I should do that. This is your friend.

Yeah, exactly. We saw you doing this shit. Okay, okay, okay. You want some minutes and you're good. Oh, I'm done. You need a rebel? No, I'm good. I have my water.

Okay. Here, she got some, drink some of this water. You can't drink the water? What are you from? Any water? Because that was, special. One of the water? No, she can have water.

Look, listen. Hold on. All right, man. We'll start this shit in like two minutes. In two minutes? We'll take two. Everybody take two minutes to gather themselves. We're gathered.

Nobody's not gathered. I like the 120-second intervals, that's what. Anything anybody need to address other than. We got about 66 seconds left. Why you boo-a-shitting. They, what? Those babies. They're pathing.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now, y'all, we did a use. Is that how y'all speaking cold? Is that how women speaking cold? Because fellas speaking cold different. But we still knew what y'all were saying. Hey, Clayton your door lock? First of all.

Did you lock the door? Shit. Hey, the door is locked. There's nobody getting in. You got to be a fucking locksman. Say no more. Man, what? What color does that mean?

Man, shit. Translation. The hands center. It's in the guest bathroom. That's exactly what it was. Don't worry. My hands clean. If somebody come in here, they will leave out dirty.

Hey, man, I'm saying all that to say this. The bed is made up. What does that mean? The bed is made up. That you can go to sleep whenever you get ready. Okay. There you go. But we made it YouTube, you guys, so y'all guys should check it out.

What is it called? It's called Never Have I Ever Challenge. Have y'all done it? Oh, we can play it right now. No, what is this? And let's do the intro. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show. It's your man, Carlos Smiller.

Oh, man, oh, man. I get myself an extra long clap because it's extra long. How y'all doing? Shout out to everybody out there who's going to have a Christmas barbecue. Just real nigger shit, eating tacos on Wednesday. A Christmas barbecue. Trican-N-A-Tac-A-T-A-T-A. We're in this bitch.

Let's do it, man. We've got gifts for the kids. Did we ever get any info for gifts? Did we ever get any info? Did you ever get gifts? No, no. No, no. We're working on.

We're giving away some gifts this year. That's nice. From us, me and Clayton and everybody at the 85s. Yeah, we're trying to, you know, we ain't trying to be no grinch. Okay, so what are y'all going to get the kids? Right. What are you by the kids? First of all, the kids, tell them.

The kids like the games. Tell them. You got to get them games. Tell them. You got to get them to games. It don't matter. They need the games. Solitaire.

They need a Wii U. Anything. They need a PS4. Pac-Man. Get them three PS-4s. iPhones. No, they don't need no iPhone. phone. They need a regular phone. I don't care what they like. I'm talking about what

they need. That's the problem. Y'all getting kids what they like. That's why your kid out of control. Look, man, we got to give y'all the proper introduction. All these kids out of control. Well, you know, we got the legendary, none other than be Simone in the building right now. Y'all be so dramatic. Like, y'all be trying to be funny. We don't. We fuck with you the long way. Y'all better. Like, if there's anybody who fuck with you is, like, folk. people in here, like, hard. Four people in this room fuck with you

the long way. And we got your friend here today. Your home girl. Your home girl, funny than the motherfucker. It's me, maybe. Tell them. Hello, Mama, you tegris of vandal. Now we popping in Argentina.

We bi-label. Just because you see. She just took our music. We bilingual now. Go ahead. Can you speak to our Hispanic speaking? Man, we've been waiting on somebody. No, but, no. Talk to him. Hold on, because, I mean, I don't know.

Like, like, laugh. But it's just like, Ola, come and stars, but, like, really? Oh, my name is Vina. Hey. You know? You know? Where's your pink row, Vina?

How do you ain't bring it? I didn't bring it. Put that shit out. Put this shit. Oh, we want that shit right now. Hey, this is the home girl, Pretty Vena right here. She's been on Instagram killing it.

And shit. Funny than the motherfucker giving. Hey, man. He not. Giving that motherfucking flavor. Shout out the peanut. And now, put the robe on, man. Put the voice in.

Shout out to be. Shout out to be. Look, this is your shit. You got everybody on Instagram wearing pink roses. Everybody. And bonnets now. I got a robe, too. I'm gonna do my name.

Come up in here out of character, don't you fucking cheat up? You got to let them know. It's official. How do you come up with this character? What you call this? Well, basically, like, I was, everyone, like, wears a robe. Me, personally. So I would just get up in the morning time and have my robe on.

And then I was like, well, hell, hell, let me just start doing these videos in a row. Man, that shit, you know what? I'm glad you start doing this. Right. Yeah, because they were a dude who listened to this podcast. This podcast is for niggas who love the fuck they girl with the bonnet on. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, so, yeah. We touching all types of people in this shit. So you definitely got some fans watching this shit. Well, I never did it with a bonnet. You ain't never? This shit is sad. She has, she has. She said she said she ain't never fuck with a bonnet on.

Has sex with a bonnet on? No. What are you talking about? Niggas, I'm trying to like get. That's the thing. Y'all worry about that. That's a lack of trust. That's a lack of trust.

No, body, no. That's a lack of trust. I'm trying to fuck at 815 with the bonnet on with one titty hanging out the top of the t-shirt. Okay, if you roll me over and you're trying to get some, I'm going to take my body off before you. You crazy, leave that shit on. I don't even want you to take it off. I just walked up. I want the little baby had to be picking up under that.

You're trying to make us pay for an extra hair style? No, leave that shit on. What they're wrong on, girl? Oh, you fuck it up. You got to pay for it. First of all, if my bonnet don't come off on its own, you ain't doing something right. Hey, fellas, hit us on the comments and let these ladies know that that bonnet was a bit lit. Oh, and steal my head.

Hey, did you know that when she got the bonnet and the socks with the little dirt from walking in the kitchen? That puts it be so wet. Your little bonnet with the socks with the little sock print on the floor. But, B, like, I had, like, my headscar, not a bonnet, like the headscar. See? And it came right off. See? It's slid off.

Slid off. That's what it is, man. Came on. Where you from? Ben. Here you're on your page. Oh, but no. You don't do this shit at your daddy house, so don't do it in my house, Peanut.

That's P. P. P. P. And what's crazy is, P wanted to come to this trip, and I said, B, you can come. Why, you ain't playing? Why can he come, B? This is the 8 to 5, so this is ratchet in the mother.

Okay, tell us how the conversation with it when you talk to him about coming to the show. Yes, we definitely want to hit it. Oh, man. Who is Peanut? Her son. That's your son. Because that's my character name on House of Pain. When I was on the show, that was the name of my character on that.

That's funny, yes. That's what you call it, coincidence. Why you mean that your son come, man? For my niggins who watch him, that's the coincidence. I just really felt like, you know, it wasn't, this wasn't the time of the place. He's young. He's only 10. But you'll be holling at him.

Right. Right. So, I mean, I told him, I said, look, guys, and you can't come on the show because I'm about to do what I got to do. Right. So he was telling me that he wanted to come and, you know, get interviews to everybody. And I said to my son, I said, look, I'm paying the bills. You can you hear me what I'm going to come out? You got to say your ass at home. So what he did was he went to his daddy house and he's not right.

You know what? When you looked at me just for the little speake seconds, I felt like our old hustle child support. I was like, let me go and get this bitch, $156. Right. His dad, I'm trying to, me and his daddy are trying to coat, because, you know, I'm, you know. Is his father active in his life? Somewhat. Somewhat, somewhat, somewhat.

He got a new girlfriend named T.C., so him and T.C. Whoa. Right. Right. Right. Right. You came up here to tell us that? Right.

Wow. So, you know, I'm just divving and dabbing right now. I'm just doing me. What is that consist of? Dibbing and dabbing. That don't sound nothing good. That don't sound like that. That's right up there with ripping and running.

That's a mischance. When you have that divvind and diving. That's right up there with ripping and daven. Dipping and daven. And you know ripping and running. That's when you got a stomping ground. When you're dipping and dabbing, you know this used to be my old stomping ground. Well, I'm with me, dipping and dabbing.

It's just like doing me saying carrying me a beat. Damn. You know, dipping and daven and running, that's the first way to get sick. Man. Come, I'm sick. Y'all, they're ripping and running. You get a cold fucking running. Sit your ass down somewhere.

Got a chest cold. Got a chest cold. A chest cold. A chest cold. That's some black. ass shit when they tell you exactly what you're sick on this boy got a damn chest cold I ain't getting ripping and running

oh my god damn look real in this bitch this is what happened look I'm gonna tell you the real story I think I hate one I'm gonna tell y'all the real story since we're being legit look we at Brickhouse Studios but in the daytime some white people work up here white dude names somebody left some

White dude named Chris left some avocados. Somebody left some avocados out. They had some avocados in this. That's the only explanation. So if you see some shit flying on the street, it's not a whole other ecosystem. Yeah. We just got here. We just got it.

We just got here. No, they are in that henny cup, though. I wouldn't be shit. I think we need to put the henny cup in another part of room and let them go get into that. That's scientific. I'm working on that. These are black nuts. They drink hittiesies.

help me out because you're not doing shit with the computer. Chad, can we get these drunk-ass out of here? Black-ass next drink Henderson. Now, look, Vena, I wouldn't be shit if I didn't ask you this. What happened?

Is this the original pink robe? Now, go put that somewhere. Cupcake. It's cute as a cupcake. Cute as a cupcake. Well, you know, we got to ask because this is 85 South show. Right, but anything you want to ask.

You're single? You're single? Looking for a side dude or something? Um, not a side, more so like a maine. Okay, nothing to, you know, just to... Y'all hear this? What did she say? She said she's looking, not a sad, she's looking for a maine.

A man? Yeah. I don't do size. Well, man, I would be the first to tell you that. I never played that part, so... Well, maybe it's a, you know, we do have some extraordinary side niggas in the kids. That's what I was about to say to be Simone. What you're not going to do is...

First of all, you haven't had a manned nigger to have a side of right. No, you don't. Why you keep saying that crazy ass shit? Dude. Don't get a riled up. Don't get them around. See? See?

How are you going to have a side nigga without having a main nigga? Well, if you don't have a main nigga, guess what? You just got a sad nigga. When you're not with your side nigga, guess who you're with? By your motherfucker self? Thank you. What made you think you had to have a main and have a sad? You could have three goddamn sides and still not.

You can put all them together and still not have a man. They still won't make a whole motherfucker. Do you know what a side nigga consists? That's like having one fourth of a nigger. That's like one. higher, not a set. Okay, Carlos. Yes.

Well, I don't have a main. I don't have either. You should change every other week. You in love one day, then you're single. I don't believe nothing you say single. What? You got to keep a guessing. Don't nobody need to know what I'm doing?

There one nigga won't nobody you got to keep guessing about. Guessing. Oh, that's not fun. Are you single? I don't know guess. Don't about I want to fucking guess. Women love to make you guess. How do you guess?

I guess. I guess that. How do you think? All that guessing turning this stalking. Howdy, how I look. Fuck, you're guessing. Y'all are guessing? I guess.

Stop guessing. You beat them guest up on the wrong shit. Right, right. Much love to all the ladies out there who know for a fact you don't have to have a main nigger to have a side nigga. Yes, you do. That is contrary to popular. Oh, I have a question. Go ahead.

So, are you single? Yeah. Hell you. Me? No, I, uh, see? I got a bunch of situations. There it goes. Tell them up.

Family's like old niggas. Talk to him. No, I'm just playing. I'm just playing. So are you single? No. He just talked. No.

I take myself out on dates. Wow. It's me. Y'all want too much. Y'all want stuff you can't afford. They want to call me broke about the shit. Right. You can't get that?

Almost still getting it. Jesus lady? No, it's me. It's like being. We don't got it. It's me. No, I ain't seen. Wow.

So you're saying. single. You just walk except this man's answer. Okay, you have a girlfriend? Don't. I don't put titles on shit. Okay? I don't live in that world where you have to goddamn have a title just to ask for some most shit.

I'm single, but I know at least two bitches believe in me. That's all I know. I know it's two bitches who really believe it. Ladies want a little small victories. They won't let me get this title. So am I your girl? Okay. Well, am I your girlfriend? Okay. Well, I am your main. okay and they just want these little bitty small victories they don't look at the long goddamn

victory wow that's why you fucking get left out so because the nigger make it what is a long victory and the shit be popping because he made it and you just couldn't deal with it because i don't know what we don't and he like i just want to do this i'm gonna do this and then it's whatever but you couldn't see that so then when you couldn't i love how my niggas saying everything and nothing really say he's saying so much but not saying nothing he's saying a whole thing Butch of shit. Okay, so what I'm saying is, ladies, this is what you do. Hold the nigga down, let him do all the bullshit.

No, no, no, no, I didn't say none of that. I said, what y'all want is, y'all keep wanting little victories. You want, I want this from you. Okay, now I want this from you. You do that. I want this from you. You're never going to be satisfied. You're going to keep wanting these little victories.

Dude got a plan. What's the victory, brodie. What is that, okay? You keep saying this. No, no, no, okay. So this is the victory. One, you get the dude. You get the dude that says he wants to be with you.

Then you get the dude to say that he loves you. Then you get the dude to get married. Then he started doing shit. Why, why you don't do this no more? So then you get him to do that is a bunch of little victories for women. That's what you all want. Little victories. We got to run up on it.

But you're not listening to what I'm saying. Okay, let's get to your morning. What I'm saying is you got dudes out there who have a gold in mind. They know where they're trying to go. And they headed towards that. But with you wanting these little bitty victories, you're missing the big victory. You ever heard of losing a battle so you can win the goddamn war? That's what it is?

So what is the girl? This is just a little sauce. I'm sorry if I got a spot on you. Hold up, man. You got to spread of some motherfuck and water on this shit. Give me some paper towel. Give me some value. No, that was not.

All right. Okay, Clay. That was not a good point. It's only fair to let them get their rebuttals in. Go ahead, be Simone. I don't have a, first of all, I don't understand. What she going to do is she going to go off on a tangent and base off emotions. I'm telling you, that's what happened.

That's how y'all wired. I didn't get it. Like, I didn't understand anything you were saying. Basically, he's saying hold the nigga down why he's going to do on all this shit. And then you're going to win the dick at the end. That's what you heard. Yes.

That's what you wanted to hear. I ain't heard none of that. You're going to hear none of that. You only hear shit as it applies to you. That's what I heard. Yeah. Well, I mean. What is it that nigg is asking you to do that so much?

Be loyal. No, they want you, damn! Y'all are loyal. Hey, can you not double-cross? No. How you want to be loyal? We said, what are y'all asking niggas to do? No, she is.

Ain't that what he said? I said, what are these niggas asking them to do that so hard? Exactly. To a nigger that's not loyal to you? Well, why are you fucking with this nigger in the first place? Because that's what niggas want. They want a bitch to hold them down until they're ready to come in. No, you know what the problem is?

Y'all always want to fix the nigger that y'all want. Y'all won't recognize when the nigger fucked up. You're like, oh, well, I can fix that. No, the nigger is fucked up. No, no, no, no. Y'all want to get a, they want to fix up an old caprice. I'll just be bambole because I'm going to get a box of it. I'm going to put dubs on that bit.

I'm going to give me a damn. No, I'm trying to build a nigger. Tell us what we want. You guys want someone to hold you down, okay? I'm trying to get lifted up. And that's hard. Slow it down, okay? You guys want someone to hold you down while you guys go and cheat.

Okay, stick a little. Don't you worried about other pussy. That's the main issue. You're so worried about this other pussy. Right, right. You're trying to keep up without the other pussy. Why are you worried about the other pussy? What about the pussy in this house?

What about this pussy in this house? You need the house. In the house pussy. You get one pussy. You don't get to run everybody pussy? Why y'all think y'all get to run everybody else pussy? Excuse me. I have to use the bathroom.

We'll go do that. I told you, no peeping. Yeah. You're drunk, you got a whole gallon full of water. Yeah. Now she got the pee pee. And just keep getting up the pee-p. Give me a step before I go real quick.

Okay, go. I just really feel like you guys need to be loyal. I feel like y'all need to be lying. Y'all be lying. Be lying. Look, that's about to go regroup. She's about to go regroup. You about to not.

No, you know you not. Can't do that like she did it. No, niggas will be lying. Hey, man. Y'all fucking with the wrong niggas. This is a whole gang of loyal niggas out there. It's just the ones that y'all keep liking the same nigger over and over again. Yeah, because you are already.

tracks. I just need to stop me. Exactly. Or if you're just comfortable. Wow. Hey, when you get comfortable, you start making all the wrong decision. You start fucking with people you don't even fuck with. Right. Because you're comfortable and shit. Knowing you don't like this motherfucker. Well, I mean, at the end of the day, you know, you're holding somebody down and you know that person and then you find out that he's been cheating on you, lying to you having sex with your best friends and then he turned out. Let me ask you this shit. Wait a minute. Hold on. I got a question. I got a question. I got a question. Hey, hold Let me answer this.

Let me answer this. Let me answer this. The shit was... What's the best lie I never told you? Like, looking back, like, that was a good ass liar. They can't do that. Women can't do that. They can't look back at it.

They can't see the beauty in it. They can't see the beauty in the beast. But I'm just saying, don't know. It was too much lie. No, but I can't even remember what you were. No, but you know one was good. When you found out the truth, you was like, I lost that one.

From fine and st. Hold on, but if this, I could tell you, experience when I was in college, a dude, you know, I was living on the second floor, this girl was living on the first floor, and then he has, you know. What it is, go over. You can say words. No, I'm just saying, I just had to, because that's not his business. So I have, you know, hold on, no, but, you know, we, he was, you know, we were doing whatever, you know, about him. And then he goes downstairs and, you know, go. I love how you just assumed.

knew the Spanish that you I fucked with you just for that you know about that name so yeah what you thought she meant what you thought she meant she said extramane

no I'm just saying that he was dealing with me and he went sliding downstairs at least he fucked with you first you see what I'm saying that's what he was saying you won't see the beauty in this shit but my thing is honey

he fucked with you first it's something called gonorrhea it's something called chlamydia it's something called herpes that you can't get all money so at then it had no no no I don't pay those games Well, you got to find you a nigger.

You're going to slide up there and come down there. Let me tell you some. I don't know this, and I'm not going to defend another nigga who's shit. I'm just saying, man. But I ask, at least fuck with a chick who stayed on the back side of the world. But I asked him what you were doing down. Better talk. He was dealing with somebody.

So it is what it is. I didn't say shit. That was you doing all that extra and shit. Let me ask you this, B, Simone. What's the. best lie i never told you the best lie that i fell for her because i fall for him all right so

what he said oh my god keep it like okay okay give us your greatest hit give us your greatest hit be Simone greatest hits go ahead all the lies I fell for I love you oh here we're not that don't do that say that for your channel that's for your channel we want the goofy shit

what you mean there's no yacht you was out on you was out on the dock all day and he never pulled up no like the best I want to spend my rest of my life with you nah niggas on me saying that you got a story I got that that's a lie

a story clearly that was a lot nobody won't spend the rest of their life but nobody even if I get married I need hey you could go somewhere last Christmas I really just thought I'm so stupid cash doll told me to like bitch he has a girlfriend I was like it's Christmas Day this thing is not answering his phone like

but he told me that as a wife. No, he told you he was Santa Claus. Bitch, I'm working. He's blowing up my goddamn falling up flying from. What he told me was. Country to country, trying to take care of kids. I'm working.

I'm Santa, bitch. I didn't want to have to tell you, but you saw the Red Bentley. I lived him so, bitch. I was glad. No, he told me. I'm Santa, bitch. Why you ain't called me back yesterday? I was dead.

I'm sadden, bitch. Nick, we're dead than a motherfucker, man Wait, this is a good lie, though I don't know if it's or not, but he told me that he don't really like, his family don't really celebrate the holidays or whatever, but his mom is like, you know, really, really Christian and into it or whatever, so they had

to put their phones away as a family and they, like, she makes them play, like, these games and shit. Girl line. Wow. I believed him. I was like, oh, yeah. Lime. What's the best lie you ever told me?

So, I don't think. What's the best lie you ever told a nigga? Okay. He fell for. Give us some soul. I did tell this guy that because I was just trying to run game just to see what you would do I got this I'm lying from the movie ATL right you know when the girl you know when London was in the car and was like well I wish you could see what I see

like me I'm on the phone like you're talking to me oh that's work this don't learn if he never saw ATL what do you say what do you say bitch what do you say because I don't He said, so what do you see? What do you see? I wear context, so I don't know what I see. Oh, what you're saying? Set up there. Set up there.

We're going to react it. Loz, you're right there. You're the dude. You're on the phone. Split screen, on the phone. We was on the phone. So he was like, what do you see? What are you?

Bitch, I just mentioned the club last night. What do you see? That's her? That's her. That's her. That's her. That's what you're talking about. Okay.

Do it, me, do the phone call. Hello? Yeah, what's up? What's up? What's what you doing? She was just chilling. I'm thinking about you. I was thinking about you, too.

That's crazy. I think you're, like, super cool, and I'm like, I like you. I want to, like, I'm like, I'm like, I want to, like, f with you for a real. You just want to F with me? Yeah, I think you're a little person. I'm a F sample. No, go. What that?

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No. Are we still on the phone? Hello? You didn't click on. Hey, man. We ain't breaking up. Wait, wait, wait. Loz don't break here.

Wait, what is the party line? Call me right back. Fuck this shit. Hang up and help me right now. I didn't tell you what he said so I can say. I wish you could see what I said. Oh, she wanted to FaceTime. What did he say before you?

No, so I said I really want to, I said I really want to message you. I look whatever. So he goes and say, you know, I just be focusing on me and I don't think I'm really ready or something like that. And then I bust, I didn't say, well, I wish you could see what I would. You're stupid. I didn't say, well, I wish you could see what I see. Like, what are you saying? He said, so what did you see?

And then what did you say? I don't know. It's just silent. I was like, I'm going to just call you right. You out lied yourself. You lied above your ability. You went and told a lie and didn't even have the follow up to it. I wish you could see what I see.

Why did you say? What is that? The police, I got to go. Be Simone, what's the best lie you ever told me? I don't lie. That's the best. That's one right there. Be Simone.

I don't lie to guys. Be Simone. You lie not even on purpose. What I be saying? You lie indirectly because you got lied to. I don't even know that you perpetuating the lie. You're keeping his lie up. So you lied residually because you fell for the lie.

So now you lie, you're an associate liar. No, I don't be lying. I'm trying to think of like something I really lied about. I don't lie. Maybe lie. Come on, this is your friend. Maybe a white lie. What's a white lie?

A white lie? Like, does this make me look bad? Some bullshit. And I say no. Yeah, that's some stupid shit. Yeah. That's not the white lie to the point where it's going to hurt the guy.

I don't believe. I don't believe that. Look at her phone. This shit say boys' tears. You think she'd give a fuck about laughing. Right. Fuck, no. She don't.

Much love you don't get on that. So you're not going to keep, you kept it real. You kept it through it. I wish you could see what I see. What is that? What do you see? See, that thing you said, oh, what do you see? He looked around over your ass.

There's nothing else for us to talk about. Like, I'm going to call you right back. I don't even know why I said that. I thought you was from New York. When you did the video, I was like, this is a cool man's assing. Where are you from? Oh, my head hurt. Honey, but you're asking you that like.

I want to know. You asked me three times. I'm asking two more. Did we get the answer? I did. I said my email. Oh, much not in Miami. Are you, uh, fucking bugs and bananas and I.

Are you, uh, Cuban? No, my parents are trying to. Chinese, Jamaica, so you just learn Spanish because you was down there. In Miami with the Latinas. No, yeah, Miami. Like, you got a random outburst. Yeah. Oh, you see all these nets?

You see these nics? He gave everybody ecstasy before they came in. If you see random shit like that, we just have it from. Nigger grabbing Pac-Man food and shit out there. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for niggies with new shoes and old socks. Oh, man. Yeah.

Real. Niggas. I don't ever buy socks. How often she buy socks? Ladies, y'all are the queens of mismatched socks. Y'all don't believe in a half a mismatch right now. They just can go together. One short, one long, one thick, one church sock.

Like, is that a ruffle? Sometimes it be the last dude you was fucking with socks. We could tell. Damn. Because the bottom part, you all up on the cap and shit. I never wear guys socks. Maybe like t-shirt or shorts. T-shirt, shorts, shorts, du rag.

I'm going to sleigh. From a nigger, I ain't never wore a nigga socks. Ever. It's a turnoff when just Mitch-Metch and checks for guys. And when it got hold. I told you earlier about how I feel about socks and the influence. When they got holes in their socks, they just threw me off. Y'all be cold.

Y'all doing whatever. Take my suit off. Much love to those ladies who wear those panties that come in the fire pack. I just wanted to let you know that I see you. Where's the five pack? Long panties. They be rolled. up with tape around.

That's like flea market? No, just like some Walmart type. Why does she got to be flea market? I don't know. Oh, she's from Miami. That's right. Did that sleep, honey? Get, girl, you're right about that TV?

Hey, shout out to all the strippers in Miami that's rich than the motherfucker. It's some rich-ass strippers in Miami. What's your favorite Miami strip club down there? I'm not going to say like KOD. I love KOD. KODE's cool. What's the Titi's getting shoulder rubs?

It's a little office. Nigger, when Drake said that, I was like, nigger, we're going to Tutsis. They're giving shoulder rubs. How much money you got to spend in the strip club to get your shoulders rub? Not a lot. Shit.

Striples ain't really that nice. They feet be hurting all the time. They ain't just giving out shoulder rubs. They'll do whatever for some money. For the realest niggas in the game right now, she will. How long you've been in Atlanta? Well, I don't leave. You don't?

Oh, you're visiting. We caught you on a flight in. That's awesome, man. We should have got you on a waffle house or something. Be some on. I don't like Waffle house. You should hook that up. Hook what up.

I said you hook that up. You got to start fucking with us more often. Welcome to the 85 South Show. Oh, look, y'all make a feel welcome on the 85th shop show, goddammit. We appreciate you coming through here. Look, let's get into some comments right now. Clayton, can you read? You got to read.

Man, don't do that. Can you read? No, I'm just saying. I just playing. Yeah, damn. You keep burping. You did the first one. You get the first one.

No. Come on, be Simone. Renee Mitchell. Renee Michelle. That's Michelle. Renee Michelle. I love Clayton English. You fine as hell and funny.

I love you too, Renee. Oh, Clayton and they're Renee. Sitting in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G, then they start fucking. Yeah, then they start fucking. Yeah, then they start fucking. Yeah, then they start fucking. It was Clayton and Renee.

It was Clayton and Renee. It was Clayton and Renee. It would Clayton and it was Clayton. It was Clayton. Hey, it was Renee every day. You know how we play. Got it all of them are laughing. You know where she's staying.

Renee, this is for you. I like what you do. Leave them on comments on YouTube. It was Clayton and Renee. They were doing it like every other day. All right. All right, stop. That's stuff.

Yeah, because Renee goes, that's, don't obligate you to shit. You still got to be put up with you. A lot of bullshit even for me, I'm just funny. The Waffle, the Waffle, this podcast for niggas that remember Clayton when he was with the Universal Circus. Yeah, it is for y'all. It is for y'all. You used to work for the South Circus? Look.

What did you do? Look, y'all don't know how many lives I've had. You think only white people can do amazing and extraordinary things? I'm the Black Forest Gump, Brown. There I go. And I live my life to the best of me. my ability. So, what did you do for the circus?

Okay, so we used to hype the crowd up. You know what I'm saying? We see who has the loudest side under the big chop. We go get the kids, you know, swag surfing. You know, I taught the elephants how to wobble. That was my job. There was a lot of shit I was responsible for. Get in now!

You gave nothing. Yeah, yeah. Get in now! Yeah! They used to have an elephant, man. He passed away recipes, man. He was like a James Brown, an elephant. Like, he would do the shit.

Then he kneeled down. Then the other elephants came out. put a cape on it and then he'd get up and shake the shit off. Oh, you can tell you miss it. Hey, thick girls, won't you back get up. He's to sell peanuts. Get your peanuts. No, see, that's the thing. People be having extra jobs. The girl to ride the elephant, she takes tickets

and make fun of cakes. Wow. You can't make my funnel cake. I know you ain't. No. Like, you just got that touching the elephant. No, go ahead. Feast. Oh, Phazon, 514. Phazon 514.

Carlos knows he can act a fool when Clayton around. What the fuck does that mean? I don't know, man. What does that mean? We ain't the one to twin. Like we're in third grade. Collars will be cutting up with Clayton. Oh, wait to Clayton get there.

Why did you get a red light? Carlos going to be with red when Clayton come back. This motherfucker, here. Ah, that's fun. He didn't know he can cut up. Oh, man. This is a long-ass name. A king in my own mind.

Lodby flex. And he put his faces. That niggas said, lobe flexed. Somebody better cut this dude to check soon. Easily the funniest dude on the internet right now. Aw. Right now, yesterday, last week, tomorrow, tomorrow, 2017, 18. I'm fucking appreciate it, man.

I'm just glad that you appreciate the shit that I be doing because I really just be on him being my goddamn self, drinking hands and hanging out with cool motherfuckers and shit. You should be yourself. Be yourself every chance you get. Come on now. Every chance you get. Who else? Melissa Stone.

Hey, Melissa. What's all I'm going to say? Okay. I'm coming to live. I live with Carlos when my husband and son kicked me out for cooking dinner and humming and singing. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Hey, hey. Give me some of that pussy girl.

Hey, when I started rapping this song, I didn't know you would love it, but give me some of that pussy if fucking me's in your budget, give me some of that pussy, baby. And give me some of that pussy girl. Then you know we just met, but you're looking really sexy. I will get butt-necked if you swear to God you'll second. Give me some of that pussy, babe, babe. Hey, what's that?

Give me some of that pussy girl. That shit went platinum. Appreciate y'all fucking with it. That's my shit. You got to. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's ringing that family. You know how good that family feeling like.

They're Christmas. Can you imagine how they're Christmas going to be? Can you imagine your mom and frat some chicken making a little. mash potatoes. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Hey. Give me some of that pussy girl. Go wash your hands. Give me some of that

Coaching, cooching. Coaching, coaching. Hey. Coachy, coach it. Hey. Coochie, coochie, cooceee. Say, vagina. Everybody want to get some vagina. Vagina. Everybody likes vagina. I don't know that, Dickie. You're going to be about hijacked the song.

Just get it some d'i. Ah, you can get the wee-wee. Oh, she can get the whole goddamn wee-wee. Hashtag she could get the wee-wee. If you want to give Vena a B-Simon to Wee-Wee-Wee, hashtag, she can get the Weewee. I guess, right. What's the hashtag? Wee-wee-wee for the V-V, we-Wee-W-W-W-W-E.

You got to bring the Wii-W-W-E. Wee-wee out sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you've got to hit him with the wee. Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha. How do you do? Pull you take out of that in there. No, ha-ha-ha. You want the wee-wit-right-no.

Prepare yourself. Sometimes you got to pull you, we-wee out and hit her with accent. Do you have some money? Could I get a little sport of pussy there? Hello, governor. Do you have any money? A sport. Oi there, mighty.

Yeah. All right. Who else we got in here? What I'm saying? O'Y there. NYC. Cugs. Wow.

NYC. U.S. Show equals talent. Clayton, Carlos, D.C. and the Gerovia of the group. Who the fuck is the Girobe of the group? Oh, Chico, because he'd be here sometime. A bunch of talented brothers, uplifting, and inspiring their fellow man.

That's what I'm glad he saw through. I'm glad he shined through what we were trying to do. We really should just take a moment. to just speak on the positivity of the 85 South show. We'll kill her to be some of it. This podcast right here. This podcast is the give niggas

hope, man. That don't have no hope. You need a job. Who the fuck wrong with John? How to nerd after the song. Applications. Excuse me? I was wondering if there was

any probability of if I was able to exchange currency into your account, maybe you have a PayPal, and then I could participate in getting some of that pussy, baby? I've been hearing on the 85 South. Oh, shit. Everybody won't pussy.

We do, though. I mean, at the end of the day. It makes the world go around. Okay, question. Go ahead. Could you guys be celibate for a year? How much? Yes.

Yes. Yep. I just said, could you be celibate for a year? What's the stipulation? Just could you? am I? Am I in outer space? Am I around foreign vaginas that I'm unfamiliar with?

Where am I going? It might take me in Arizona get acclimated to the Martian climate. Who the fuck came up with this game? Yeah, so You don't need all the fellas we need, dudes need the facts. We need the what, why, why, how. Okay, could you be celebrated for a year for

10,000 a month? No. Yes. 10,000 a month? Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm selling it right now. Yes. You keep that little pussy. Yeah, yeah. Keep that little pussy. Get out of here, you chemstress. But also,

leave me, you evil demon. No jackingham. Leave me with my riches. I don't give a fuck. I shall not touch me yet, neither shall you. Give me my 10,000 a month. No, no, you can't bust it for a year. I keep my dick in a son.

I keep my dick. I'm no longer bust nuts. I accumulate coins. I have a shit in a shirt sock. Keep my shit in a smooth church stock. Fuck that for 10,000 a month. Hell of you like, Nick. Just a year, and then I can bus off the biggest.

I'm paying for the biggest, nastiest, everybody getting nut on. That last month, I'm going to be like, shit. Y'all don't want to keep this shit going? I don't even miss pussy. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm threatened me.

What about, okay. Because you like, about a year, honey, and get $10,000 a month, girl. I'm going to sell a little bit for you for free. Well, that's your fault. You stupid. You should have got a spot. You do you stupid That's crazy

We didn't least know how much it's worth To keep our dick off the market I was not about to move to a different city in Wild Out And I know these niggins Man Oh yeah so that's because I sat the fuck down and Got to watch

But that was part of it That shit is where you were It took you a while to get acclimated You had to figure out I feel like anybody being Selip Don't be selling Legs wide open after that year

Pussy me just down I'm depressed Street all in the middle I love what to be Simone Talk to him Give everybody some I'm just kidding I was working up some

I was working up some Gucci No let me stop Put it in the street This podcast is brought to you in part By your local neighborhood Pizza Hut It's not But I just felt like that would be a good spot

To stick that I mean, that they fuck around in the daytime. They'll deliver anywhere in the daytime. Let it be 5 o'clock in the afternoon. They ain't coming. Why? She's no. You're from Miami, Florida.

You're all bad about that. Ain't no delivery. Ice cream truck closed down to the clock. Ain't no delivery. No. Sing that shit. Sing that shit. What do you even say?

Seen that shit. Hey, man, y'all niggas hilarious. I love this, I love this chemistry that y'all have. I hope y'all stay friends, because you know, ladies don't stay friends for a long day. It'd be three weeks. I'd be like, be some of my old girl. I don't fuck with that bitch, you know. Hey, I don't fuck with that bitch.

Hey, look, look. That bitch was shaking for me, don't slip socks out of my house. I was like, where are you going with them? She said, home, and I said, how that was my sex. Bye. Bye. If y'all ever fall out, y'all got a promise to come on 85, so talk about this shit.

Work it out. Okay, so really we. No, this is how I felt. No, but here's the thing. Hold on, let her finish. Let her finish. Okay, but when I said, was his number in your phone? What you say?

No, first of you were in my phone or reason. Maybe you gave me your code. You gave me the code. Okay. But when I said, but when I said, but when I said, but when I said, when I said, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, you thought I was going to break it up? Shit, let them hold on. Hold on.

This ain't our shit yet. That's what we're like. We won't writing. I ain't breaking up shit. Put that as a dumb nail. They both are about to punch each other. Put that up. I ain't breaking up shit till a titty pop out.

Boy, let that titty out. It ain't a good girl fighting if a titty don't pop out. Girls fight like they do moves off a video game. Yeah, that shit like the beginning of. country and fight hit me bitch hit me bitch you go hit me first on camera

I ain't hit you first that's wild man I can't stand you well this day to have said I ain't never been in a fight man this podcast for people who didn't know they was going to get hit so they put their hands

on the truck niggas who got hit arbitrarily in the fight oh hell no the head ain't even say nothing I'll just try to break I've never been in a physical occupation you have right who you beat up

Say the bitch name. We'll bleep the shit. No, no, no, no. This girl that grew up in my neighborhood in Miami, she was kind of like, I'm going to say slow. What the fuck? She was in the slow class. We can't condone that shit.

She grew up with us, and then, like, she just tried to do too much. So all my cousins just jumped this girl in the street. But she didn't have something. Is it on YouTube? No, this was when I was maybe like 12. That whole really stopped me, though. She stopped me that first, but I took that broom. Okay, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Realhood stories. But bitch, I got that brood. Then my cousins see me. Realhood stories. Can you take us do the story? No, that shit too violent. Yeah, it does sound bad.

We don't have no forms of violence on 80s. But she stomped you first. She did I take two of these dickens okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You all jumped to her and you were the one that got whooped by the girl y'all was jumping. No, okay. First, she was tagging me first.

Don't get me wrong. Oh, my God. You ain't got to the stomping. But then I got. Then we was like, okay, bitch, what? And then after that, like, she started, like, getting at me. So my cousin's seen that shit, and he was like, let's go, let's go, let's go. I love your sound effects.

Could you please? And run us back through that. I was like, rewind. Like, she was tagging me, like, woo, woo. And then after that. Like, you thought it was more than one person. Like, she was on that age. Right.

Because you know how people that are kind of. They're motherfuckers playing the congas. People that's, like, kind of like. Oh, look, Rick and Ricardo. Oh, look, bro. No, but people that are, like, you know, you know, handicapped a little bit. They're strong. They'll hold on to you.

That's why I was asking you. Pit bull. That's why I was asking how you was punching it. Pit bull. No, that's how she was punching. No, that's how we was. That's how you were punching. It wasn't phasing.

She was eating them. So wait a minute, wait a minute. What was the noise? What was the noise? What was the noise? It was like brr-r-r- She was just eating them. Yes, I'm like.

She's just being a real drool coming out. Your motherfucker's a retard. And my cousin said, oh, hell no, bitch. What's up? What was that move your cousin did? I said to her own style. Boy on girl, I'm just tagging her. So you were going off.

You was Mayweather. You was hitting. You was going through your whole progression. No, after that bitch, I had me like, Adrian. Hey, this how crazy the 85 South Show fans are. Somebody going to try to actually spell fucking br-l. I can't wait to see it. They're going to try to sit there.

I got to ask you this Because your shit going viral every fucking day Everything you post now Where you get your pink You know about here My mom bought this for me Two years ago But she sell them also

You sell them now You get them on adelausat shop.com I do I do I'm Bena's road line Is going on right now So pink and white Got the white for the guys

Got pink for the girls Why the white for the guys We're nasty It's so fly no I'm gonna have all type of ashes There's this shit on my shirt. I need a good black robe. I need to be...

Pink and white right now. Why I can't wear a pink robe? Why I can't wear a pink robe? Not changing the color. You go over your nigger house. He's sure with the pink robe. What's up, boo? Nigger, what's this pink robe?

Bitch, that's my business. I don't worry about what I'm doing. Get your head sitting in the house. What I'm saying definitely? Where can you get it from, for real? You selling them? As of it right now, it's coming. Okay.

So I want the white. I want the white. Just tell anybody, look, don't turn down no money. They got some money. They'll get a road. Yeah. High letter. You got some old roads you'll sell?

We know some people. We got small, medium, large. Extra lunch. You know what you should do? You should auction off your original one and sell it and get the money. Autographs. No. Copy.

Autograph. No. Hold on to it. No, fuck that. Don't hold on the shit. Donald Trump, the president. Get all your money immediately. No, or make a replica and make them think it's the original.

See, you're going to say it. You're going to say it, basically. Right. Fucking scammer. But no, seriously. You're a Caucasian inside of here. I'm Caucasian. Right.

But no, the robes has been dope. Like everybody's been showing love, like polka dot, yellow robes, white robes, black robes. I got a pink polka dot one. Right.

So I'm going to do my video. Tonight. I was on your page. I liked a lot of shit. Not because I was on Thursday. I generally was just liking a lot. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.

And like I said, I'm going to bring some rows back for you guys and we're going to turn up. I appreciate it. Yeah. Like, it's just cool to see. motherfuckers out here being funny and doing their own things. And being their cell. She's so different.

She's so different. Organic. Organic. Because it's hard. That's a real hood. Shit, niggas can really relate to that shit. Right. Peanut. Bobbo. When you get cussed out by your mama. And when you got that one home girl that just don't get it. It's like, ghosted. What's her name? Bobo. Bobo.

Bobo. That's your home girl? Bobo. That's her name. Mm-hmm. And it's really my cousin's little name Bo Domini's. What we call her Bobo. Bo Domini. Shout out to Bo Dominis out there, man. That sounds like about three people. That's one million niggas inside. Bonabon Domenese.

And I ain't going to call her name, but, you know, Bonabinis. Wow. Shout out to Bo Domino. It's levels to this shit. It's levels to these things. I got one of my good friends, LeVon. Let me ask you this, because the nigger and me is dying, though. Does Bobo got a fat ass?

It just sounds like Bobo Domini's got a fed ass. Bobo do. You see what I'm saying? My hood, nigger, intuition kicked in like, she got a fed ass. Bobo got two. Up top two beast things. It's like I can see her in my mind She's pretty but she got a ratchet-ass tattoo somewhere

I see it I can't hold on wait It's coming to me It's either on her stomach or her thigh You know both dominoes But you know she don't got no tattoos She got like the one right here The only one Yeah that's what I knew it

She said it's on her hip I knew it was somewhere You ain't know he had psychic power I got a psychic ghetto psychic power If you give him a hood girl name, he can get you accurately within about five degrees of what she looked like or what she's about. Your eyelashes are so nice. Do people say that a lot?

Thank you, but, yeah, I guess. I never understand why God did that. He always gives guys the eyelashes, pretty eyelashes. In the eyebrows? Yeah. Because y'all don't need it. Because we need to see the truth in y'all. And y'all try to shave y'all's off so you can hide how your ability.

I don't shave my eyebrows. And I don't have any. I don't even know how to put makeup off. That's why them bangs come in hand. I like that. I like your voice. Like you've been arguing with a nigger earlier. Have any.

Yeah. Make a point. Yeah, I don't even have to put it. Teen Etern. Where are you? Welcome back today. This is a podcast for niggas who steal free shit. The fuck is you stealing free samples.

You can have it. You have it, you're stupid-ass. You can hear, motherfucker, you can have it if you want it that bad. That you'll try to steal it for me. My nigga, ain't no stop. That's how you both are our lives mowed in this car. Nigger, you're lucky. I used to be you.

What are we? A buzzer hole in your chest, somebody can see through. What are we quoting? You could have died tonight, and I would have been in the right. Shit, I ain't even pissed. You can drop me off at the house about this shit. Me. I love you, I love you.

Oh, thank you. That's just playing the ATL shit. You know what we're serious. Oh, they put a ring on it? They're going to put a ring on it? Okay. It's just a promise ring. Got my chick a ring, too.

A Nuva ring. Hello. Onion ring. Onion ring. Speaking of onion rings, that's one of my favorite rap lyrics. When little fat was like, she cooked, she claimed pussy smell like onion rings. He said pussy smells like onion rings? Yeah.

No, he didn't. He said, you know, he said she never smelled like onion rings. She never smelled. No, he said she cooked, she cleaned, pussy smell like onion ring. Never smell like onion. She never smelled. I really thought it did say that. Thank you very much.

Why would he say her pussy smells like onion ring? Because they do smell like onion ring. No, try you. This is what I think he meant. I think he meant that the pussis had a smell that was like a real pussy smell, but it wasn't like a pungent pusset smell. Like if you smelled it, you was like, oh, niggie, that's pussy. Not like bad pussy.

Like, do it again. time. Is that pussy? That's pussy. Like, oh, okay, I see what you mean. Right, nothing. What you mean? Onion ring pussy? No, no, no, no. I know what you're talking about with the pussy that's got the good. Check this out. I don't think he said that. Even if you don't like onion rings,

if niggas gave you one, anybody would eat one fucking onion ring. Even people who don't like onion. That's why Sonic could throw you that one fucking onion ring. I didn't order that. Yeah, but they put it in there. Ouch. I don't know what that's missed that shit why you're laughing because like when you just said no we were like that's how you smell you keep pussy on these two fingers y'all don't smell it

and i don't smell no different no how many times whatever y'all do the smell test before but see y'all they never did that shit on the bus you know you on your what what when you was in school you fingering the pussy then you'd be like with your homework He was like, ah, who is that? Be Simone. See, they don't know about that. No, no, we didn't even get there. But you ain't never smelled your pussy?

You ain't? Yeah, I smell my own pussy all the time. You should. You should. Because I hate when this pussy is going to make the quality control but you. I hate when the pussy smell funny and she tried to act like it smell funny because she got with you be like, you've been with this pussy all. You should have knew what it smelled like. She knows it smelled funny.

Now it's smell funny because I want something. Get the fuck out of it. Nah, because when you pull the pussy out, she tried to look in the distance. Pish, it ain't going to knock the smell out. You gaze off. Puts it's smelling like all day. What my pussy smell like? What you've been doing early?

Arts and crafts. Wood chopped. It's gross. Yeah. Wow, you know, that's a very touchy subject. You know, shout out to all the women who pussy just stink sometimes. Just like if you have a long day and shit. So you had a bad day.

Turn it around. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. All my oxygen left right there. We are out of the building. Oh, shit. Pussy stinks sometimes. Gather yourself, everyone.

Plug yourself. Plug yourself. Be Simone, say something right now. Yeah, tell them follow you. Plug yourself. Hey, Vina, what's your, what's your Instagram? Everything BXOXO.com. You can get that.

I partnered with Cupcake Mafia. I have a T-shirt line. Oh, you know. Oh, why, you thought you didn't tell me that? Wait a minute. What's your shit? Have that's not by, father, man. I have a shirt for you at the house.

You do what's saying? I'm sorry. Okay. Wait a minute. That was that. y'all'm up i'm drinking and y'all getting drunk that's what this shit ain't it ain't it i ain't you ever met nobody hey somebody let me get a ramada in town god damn clay you give me the shit cool man

gonna have these folks jobs smelling like he's gonna smell it like this gonna smell like somebody gonna get fired behind this i'm sorry vina what's your social media what is um yes i'm pretty b y-e-s i'm pretty tv spell that shit niggins don't know how to spell on On this show, niggas don't have to spill. Spilled it too fast. You spelled it too fast. Y-E-E-S.

Y-E-S. Yes. Pretty, P-R-E-T-T-Y-E. Again, Y-E-S-E-S. No, say it like a phone number. Can you use that? What is the origin? No, it's Y-E-S, I'm-P-T-V.

V-N-E. V-N-E-E-X-E-L-S-M-E. Vena from Miami. Yeah. That's what it is. All-ie, man. Y'all needs to have me laughing in this bitch today. No, but you're like, seriously, you do have a small at your house?

Yes. But do you not? Well, fuck what I'm talking about, man. You just, fuck it. I don't think. I didn't know you did that, but I like that. I like that. You have a partnership with the cupcake mafia.

You don't break it. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What the fuck is the cupcake mafia? I have phone case. The cupcake mafia.

It's a boutique in Atlanta, Georgia. So you mean you tell me it's a mafia out there. They sell cupcakes and clothes. So fucking Clayton, listen, you mean to tell me that these, you mean to tell me these motherfuckers are selling cupcakes and I'm not getting a fucking cut of this shit? You're a mafia. How funny we're the mafia. So you mean to tell me we got to go push up on these cupcake assholes? Is that what you're saying?

Not only do we have to deal with the niggas. We got to deal with the fucking cupcakes. Wait a minute, Lou. These are niggas with cupcakes. That's twice as bad. I don't like niggas, and I really don't fucking like niggas who sell sweet shit. I don't want a fucking cupcake.

Give me a canoly. With a little scroozy, that's all I want to go. You fucking give blue two canoles in a fucking bagels. You come in here, you come on the show. You know, we're a part of the show, and you talk about the cupcake mafia. We need it. We need to know who these motherfuckers are.

I have a question. Tell a particulars. What's a canoly? Hey, don't ask no fucking questions, sweetheart. Listen, Tud. You think that sweet ass over there. You call my show. It's a little fried doughs and stuff with the little cheesy cream.

It's delicious. And I feed it to you in it. Powdered sugar, all that. Hey, Lou, don't look her in the eyes. He's got that sweet ass. She's trying to get your money. You know, one of them jungle bunnies doing the boo-doo. I know, I know, I know all about the voodoo.

The fucking jigs. All she wants. some money. I know. No, I don't baby. Social Security, don't worry about it. Hey. You think I haven't partied with any black girls before? I know what's going on. Are you supposed to leave your wallet in the car?

One thing about those blacks, they'll never come to your house. They know better. You know what? That was not that funny. They won't play on funny. Listen here, sweetheart. What's your name? Come on. You look really good over there. Join in. Join in the conversation. No, I'm just

Like, you know, trying to figure out what the canole was. You want me to show you what? It's rolled and stuffed with cream. I'll stuff you into a canoli. I'll turn you into a canoli. You feel me, Lou? Hey, fucking, hey. Bada bing.

Bada bapoo! Hey, so you girls want to party with us tonight, huh? Fucking top chattas, top guys. Forget the cupcakes. Come with the real mafia. Hey, screw the cupcakes, okay. Let the cupcakes go. Okay, let's cut it.

I'm a question. She was getting too real. She just don't want me to have the rest of this drink. What the fuck that part? I didn't get right to that good part of the Hennessy where your dad is starting arguing. You a goddamn lie! You a motherfucking lie. Tim Duggan wasn't shit when he first came in the NBA.

He wasn't shit. Took him two years to get his feet up under. Oh, man, that part of the Henderson. You're stupid. But no. No, Biss-a-Mone was going for that. You're going to fall for a goddamn motherfucker with some. If they got some old game, you're going to fall for it.

I fall for new game. Oh, shit. All y'all got to do is tell y'all something you ain't never heard of before. I've heard everything. I told y'all to canola, and y'all was hooked like, so, I mean, I ain't never really, I ain't never rode in a canola. I ain't never rode in a canola. I ain't never rode in the canol. I ain't never rode in the canoley.

I rode in the canol. But I ain't never rode in the canola. What's this? He pulled out in a canoli, cream cover. What are you saying? I'm trying to talk. I'm trying to talk. And all y'all in here is talking. Yeah, that's what we do.

That's what we do. I would just spit back on this cupcake shirt. That's all. You still talk about the same cupcake shirt. Right. Somebody talks about her. Right. That's what I want.

Do it. What's the matter? No, I'm saying that I'm happy that you're doing the cupcake thing, but you didn't. tell me but you don't follow me I didn't see that on no Instagram so you follow me on Snapchat I mean don't we follow each other but I don't be on Snapchat actually I try to message you on Snapchat and I couldn't slide up the chat thing which means you don't you don't follow me I don't I thought we did that

when I went to your house hey man welcome back and now sports when you find out that your friend ain't really your friend like you thought they was your friend bitch you don't follow me on Snapchat but I follow your ass on Snapchat I thought like when I I sent you to snap that that may follow me yet there. Well, well, well, if it isn't a little miss snappy. Wow. Chatty. Well, look who we have here.

If it isn't Miss I don't follow bitches back. Well, my thing. Y'all, Patty, don't do that. We did it in the bed. When you did it on my phone. They were in the bed. You know what? I have a shirt for you.

In the bed. What kind of shirt is? It got cupcakes on? No. It just dropped his ass like a mixtape. In the bed. I'm sadden over there. I'm sorry, I don't know, you're saying that night.

What the fuck are they talking about? You got your bags? I need to be my bag. I need to be my bag. I don't know my best for in car keys because I'm her. Okay. Fucker they're talking about. What the fuck are they talking about?

Huh? Yeah, do this. Do this with the camera, with the post-production. Speed that show the credits. And we're out of here. For the most part. B-Simon got water to drink. A Vina got robes to wear.

I thought you was supposed to stay tonight. Do you know who the podcast shows? Who's staying the night? Can you teach me how to Millie Rock? Y'all go have a spit. Millie Rock? Yeah, can we get a Millie Rock lesson? Play a song.

We don't have a song, but can you get a little. Let a Millie Rock is on point. Millie Rock and scooping all the blessings out. Can we give a song right quick? What means? Pull a song girl. Is it clear? Play some J-Lo.

Do we have to pay for it? My love dog. Oh, can you shot somebody? I thought I got my boy, Mark, Mark, Garding. You definitely shout him out. Say it on the mic. How are you doing that? Oh, sorry.

What's good. My mic is the garden, you know, I'm rocking with the garden or whatever like that. What's your name, bro? Marquise. Same what he does. Oh, there we go. What's this? What's these?

Oh, man. What's this? No, just you do it. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Do you need the robe off to do it? Take the robe off to do it. Hit your shit. Because I feel like you two different people with the robe off.

Take the headphones off. You somebody mama with that robe on. Take that robe off. Let me see that shit. Yeah. Pause. Pause. Pause.

Pause. What you want? What's something? Ron Browns, watch me cook it. Hey, you know, watch me cook it. I don't know that song. Oh, oh. Govina, it's Vina, it's Vina.

Her name's Vina, Vina. Ena. Ena. Okay. You're gonna move the shoulders like this, you know? That's what it is. Okay, take it off. No, I do it my role.

Because we want to see the shoulder movement. Go ahead. You should use the role. You could be cute too. I didn't know you did that. You better really recommend them stilettos, beach. Well, I want to see people in the club. the robe on.

Okay. Can you add this to the dance? But no, what you're going to do, roll, you're going to like, you're going to, like, you're going to, I'm going to be in the version. Go ahead. What you're going to do, you're going to rock with you. Shoulders up. Oh.

You know. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, shit. Walk it off. Yeah.

You're walking off. Yeah. But if I have my sneakers want to have been better, but you know how. been better, but you know how to... That's who the podcast is for. It's for people, it's for girls who milly rocked their ass off. This is podcast. When you say, when you're silly rock when they get their chick. When you say, get sexy for me, baby, and she milly rocked over to the dick.

But you know what's crazy is you could even do the chicken noodle with it? Get out of here. Because you did a little Harlem Shaker. I felt like that was a little Harlem Shaker. Yeah, you know. But no, I fuck with it. I like it. She was great.

People need to know, man. Run that video back. Clip that out so people can. That's a tutorial. Yeah. That costs $1.99. Hello. For real, we charge for everything.

We're overcharging things for what they did to the cold. What's your girl? When you do the little ratchet dance. Come on, like what? She comes to a little ratchet. Okay, shout. Because a hot man, oh, what a lot of you there. That's shit, wow.

Hey. Much love to all the girls with little asses who still be twerking. It's so cute. Because I don't have it. Those little chicks just be jiggling. They little hard. out. Get you a little ratchet dance, ladies.

Get you a little ratchet dance. Figure you would go-to-move. And you know when she's doing her ratchet dance because she'll stick her tongue out. That's how you know. Bees-a-a-o-moan. You got that little amicrammy. You got the what, Abercrombie?

Era Pistel. Real American Eagle booty. That's that real respectful ass. That's the gap. That ass ain't going to cause no disturbance. No, you know. It ain't going to make everybody uncomfortable. A little butt.

You know. Oh, she got that little butt. Now, her butt ain't the same thing as a boater. I got a butt. She got a boon. Mm-hmm. All right. Let's do.

It's okay. I appreciate you coming through and fucking with us. Oh, shout out. I definitely love the vibe. I really do love it. We talk shit. We talk shit. That's what we do.

We comedians. Sometimes people couldn't take it. I feel like B. Simone, take it. I feel like I cry, but not here. When I get home, I do it. But that's on some whole other shit that's going on. Like, that niggas was fucking with me. Y'all better.

Y'all better. Hey, she do like, she do like Trey O' Boys from the hood when he got pulled over front of the place. You're fighting the air. Y'all better not fuck with my little brother, B. Simone. Hey. My little brother. That's what makes you cry right there. I don't think you're going to be like, I do got a mustache, though.

I say it like bird man, do I be like, that's my little brother. That's my son. My son. That's my little brother. She's my little brother. I'm glad you had a good time. I'm glad we ain't scared you all. We didn't ran people off this show before.

Oh, my God, no. And a lot of people got beef with this show, man. Who? Shout out to D.C. got beef with everybody. Nicar, D.C. said he wants some beef with me. What the fuck. No. That shit was funny.

Shut it up. Shut it up. Shut it up. Shut it up. Shut it up. That soldier boy was, uh... That shit crazy, man. Shooting out Skittles.

Everyone was looking at, he got a purple gun, he got a blue gun. He died for that. You know him for doing the Soldier Boy. You ain't going to shoot nobody, man. Man. Hey, Solisboy, calm down, man.

You can't have a diss song if that person name is the hook. You know who's this song? Cuevo say he wants to beef with me. Right. Quivo, Quibo, Quo. Is he on the song? Is this a song?

Right. Is this is the first? Is this record where Quaymo own this shit? Y'all going to sit, see. You know who this song was good, Tigers. Tiger's this song was good. No, hit the fuck out of here. First of all.

Here you go with that Tiger shit again. Is Tiger going to say, Tiger, if you're out there. Please fuck with Be Simone. Pull your ass out of there, Kardashian. And sign my homie, B Simone. She ran for you out there, though. What is wrong with Tiger?

She'll bust for you, bro. Tiger is good. You fuck with Tiger. He's okay I don't need to I'm just like I'm gonna That swallow was sexy

That's the only That and he only got A little part of that Zolling Yeah What about following Nika that swallow She did

Who Man I'm gonna get the fuck out of here Get out of my mouth Yeah Oh it was Hey can I also just say That little Hennessy trick Worked a little bit

It's not as many nats It's still a few That's not why But it's not as many, it's still a few. But it's not as many. We tricked the net, fluttering out of you. Yeah, man. Let's have a little party.

Like, what you got coming up? Man, when is this coming on? Is this coming on? When is it coming on? Y'all don't know, man. So what the fuck of you asking me? See? Give me a definition.

What's saying? When the shit come out, it might be in the future. West Palm Beach, I'm going to be there. All right. What day? California. West Palm Beach. gonna be there next week. I'm going Thursday and I'll be there through the weekend.

West Palm Beach Improv. Yes. West Palm Beach. Oh, you're from Florida. That's right. Awesome. Shut it out. Shut it off. Yeah. Be Simone. You hosting some shit on the regular, right? You got a weekly spot now. Or it's just everything. No, I'm so sick of hosting. I don't know what I'm going to do. I ain't doing. No more hostings. Y'all keep trying to fucking book me. How are you going to get this money though? Because they, people keep trying to book me and I pay me. But you got what you mean? How they not paying you? Huh? How they not paying you? Hey, come through. I got a bottle at home. Hey, I don't know. I'm a bottle at home. I don't know. I'm Somebody wants your fucking liquor. Pay B. Simone, you broke-ass, promoting-ass nigger.

Fuck you pay me. I got to get my money off the door, ass, nigger. Listen, don't make us send me guys. My thing is, that's how it is, though. Like, come out for a bottle, and then that's it. Then we go home and then we do whatever. Turning all these fine-ass young ladies and the alcoholics. You don't got time for that.

That's what they do? Run this promoter game down. Let's just go ahead and expose this. You bitch, as promoters, your own notice. Who ain't got to. They slide in the dance, you know, yeah, come out with your girl, like, maybe bring five and then, you know, we got your little potter, got your little table, come out. I want you to the host, but then some people don't give a host, they just sit around a little cute. Okay.

I need to get on something. What's hosting? You need to be on the mic, I feel like that's what hosting is to me. I'd be getting on the mic at the strip club in L.A. I'd be ready to turn your shit off. I was on safe with the strippers. I was pouring shots in people's mouths. Right.

I just had fun. But no, you turn up. They're paying you for the turn-up. Right. But if they're not paying you, there ain't no turn-off. How are you going to not pay me? You want me to come to your club, brain girls, brain people, promote on my page, go get an outfit so I look for I.

Get my hair done, get my makeup done, and come into your club and not get a check. Fuck you. Ask yourself what I'm not doing it. No. Shut out to all them scamming as promoters. Wanting people to work for the free. Nigger, pay me my fee. Let's go.

Book me and not book me for real. Trying to get paid coming to the club. I don't get paid because you're showing love me. Hey, you can try to book your girls. Hey, you can try to book the girls, but ain't got no money, though. They ain't got no money, though. No, for real. I'm be Simone new manager.

They'd be being so fucking cheap. And get mad when you say no. Like, no, nigga, no. Real? Yeah. What's up with these bitch-ass niggins getting all in that deal? The last promoter I told no to. What do you say?

He said, oh, but you want me to pay you because you take pictures in front of your apartment. wow wait a minute you hit me up to host your club because obviously you saw some value in me wow right and then when I asked when I told you my price you said you want me to pay you for taking pictures

in front of your apartment what did you hit them back where right I would have knocked it out yeah I do you hit me up you see my numbers you see my sets like I'm not gonna deep and it's not like a bitch is like oh 10 bands like no like

Yeah, it's not even. Maybe like five. Like, come on you. Make real listen. Be real. You can be whoever you want to be. You can be whoever you want to be on this show. For a walkthrough again.

You can be whoever you want to be. Five. Five minutes. If you can't afford that, you don't need to have a club. Right. Like, where's your status? What's your budget? They don't have one.

So how much for B's above? Um, you don't have to email me. Nothing. You don't know. what's your email what's your booking what's your booking info it depends on the day what's your book in info right if it's about to be the first $20 in a box what you what you got what you got now can you not open my bottle because I'm going to have to say in the club selling bottles right what's your book and info but no business

book it info to be Simone email email me the what's your book in info um God it's What if I want to book you to just come to the house in the morning and talk shit while everybody getting dressed? Get your ass up now! Shit! I'm going to sleep all goddamn afternoon. But no, it is Vina EXO at gmail.com, though. That's what it is, man. It's like, if it's the first one.

Oh, my God. I'll do it for the bottle, just don't open it. Read it's due tomorrow. I'm selling this bottle of eBay. watching this you cannot book Lisa Moan for a bottle no no no she need money no I'm not doing it I'm not doing shit oh yeah it's disrespectful right really is I mean it happened to me I did they I tend to do a hosting in Charlotte or whatever and I'm like

now you know you're a G if you do you know if you host parties with your house coat on the fuck them all is that how you do them show up but my now I'm doing my use I just come in myself but now I'm like every way in the row you should do too you should double chocolate You should do one for you and then one for your robe. Road charge separate. Like Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus. You have two separate ones.

Now I'm telling you, fuck with us. Talk to us after the show. We'll get your situation. This nigga looked like he can sing real good. He do. He's over there writing lyrics in his head. He had two hoods on. He had on two hoodies.

And he took them off individually. He took the first one off. That's when he started feeling the ball. Then when he take the other one off, that's when he started. You saw the niggum. That's when he hit you. I saw the nigger writing R&B lyrics in his head. I'm like, this nigga gets same.

He looked like a cult commercial, like when Tyrese got off. That's the same outfit. Before we get the fuck out of here, though, Clay. You got to tell me. Who are the podcast for? Oh, man, the podcast for everybody who, for Christmas, just going to get everybody some shit that really don't matter. But tell him to take it back and you're going to get them later when you get your shit together.

Oh. That's a lot. seat shelter. I probably care, yeah. Do you know who this podcast is for? Isn't it? This podcast. It's for ladies and wear pink rolls.

Oh, yeah, definitely. I'm going to say me, but I didn't want to be, like, too much. Say it in Spanish. Be Simone, you know who it's for? I never know who it's for. You always do that to me. I don't like doing that. It's for girls who drink a lot of wider.

What? And swear they don't lie. What the fuck is wider? Yeah, I couldn't say it. Wider. Dant. Dr. that she took a little extra lot of wider

I was like what does he say I have boys tears I drink boys tears I see that and you drink a lot of water I only broke one boy's heart and it was an accident Well how did that happen Girl never have I ever

I know Oh can you please go to YouTube My YouTube is to be Simone And watch our Never Have I Ever video It's so fucking funny I saw that When you said you ain't never Blue in the nigga ass

I was like Be Simone stripping I had to go out Somebody asked that Like the people asked Never Have I Ever And somebody said, Never Have I ever blew an asshole, and I haven't either, so I didn't drink the shot. But if you've done it, you take a shot. What is it again?

I don't do no drinking games. I drink because I have problems. I feel like if you. I don't need no fucking games to get drunk. Don't never try me like that. But it was like never, and we didn't drink. No, I didn't drink today. No, but I'm saying, okay, how does the game work?

Okay, so it would we, slow down, be slow down. If we've been to play, never have ever, we would all like, you know, have shots, and I would be like, never. Have I ever skydived? It doesn't have to be sexual. But if you have skydived, you take a shot. I like how you're telling us this shit. Like, it's new. This shit, old.

Oh, I'm like, you know Uno. So you go by color. You go by color. You said it was a challenge. So what's the challenge? We did it on YouTube. Oh. The challenges.

The challenge is the camera was there. Wow. It's challenging. Right. The never have I ever challenge. He recorded it. He recorded it. But some people, they're doing it, though.

Some people said they wanted to do it. Yeah. It's just, you know, a game for YouTube, Clayton. Well, I ain't ever fuck with that shit. It was drinking. Take a shot, then. I feel like Hennessy so nice. It's not that bad.

All liquor is nasty. You're drinking it, wrong. We didn't never have I ever with shuttered home of scotto, though, because we didn't have any other. But it was like, I climb. Hey, make sure. It was water. Don't fuck with us.

It was nightclub. Let me do it out of you with that shit. Let me do a drop. Got damn alcoholids. Hey, B. Simone, watch this. Hey, Clayton, make sure you tell them, December 13 is going down. Oh, is this going to, are you going to put this on before that? Yeah, we're going to drop it out.

You better put it on before that. If you don't put it on before that, I'm not going to do it. This part. What is the point of me doing this if it's not going to come on before the time? They are. They said, yes. Yeah, you're getting all excited. You don't even be here all the time.

You don't know. Oh, good with you. All right, December 13, Smith, Sovar. Live. Podcast. Are you coming? You're not coming? Ms. Simone, it's coming. Okay, good. We're going to send the Uber to make sure she gets this.

This Tuesday. Upcoming. When are you putting this out? It's Sunday. We're going to put this shit out the night. Oh. Oh. Do the shit to go.

Okay, I'm sorry. You getting hung up on the details. No, no, no. No, shut up. When I got off the plane, I was like, I was something. Where did you go from? Kansas City. What was you doing there?

What was you doing there? You just stand up? Yeah. Get your ass out of here, man. I said you did. I said. What else? I did it.

No, I cooked barbecue in my spare time. We had a barbecue championship. I had the goddamn flips of meat for the gold medal. Talk to them. No. I don't go nowhere for fun. That's the fucked up part. I only go for work.

I lost. What's going on December? Tuesday. We haven't. It's going to be the show, but it's going to be live. Yeah, yeah. But no, what I was saying when I got off the plane, dude, he's like, what's up, man?

Y'all got a podcast this week. And I looked, and I was like, y'all are some greedy motherfuckers. Because, like, we didn't put out, like some two podcasts in the day. Three. These motherfuckers still want some. We hit them with the triple. But yeah,

we're going to get another one. How often do y'all do you? Every Friday. Look, look, let's do the math one because this shit is interesting. Don't confuse me. No, I'm not going to confuse it. She is pretty.

Don't ask her to do no fucking homework. Look, look, look, look, it's 52 weeks in a year, right? Okay. We started this show. Fifty two weeks ago. The beginning of this year, right? No, we dropped the first episode on Christmas. We dropped the first episode on Christmas.

Okay. Of last year. Oh, it's supposed to be the anniversary of the anniversary. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Oh, that's why y'all doing the 13th? It's been 52 weeks in a year, and we've got way over 52 episodes.

So that means we've been putting them on work, and anybody says any different. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They're like 60. I'm on like 5. No, you're not. You're on like 10. Yeah. I've been here 10 times?

Yep. Not here, but. Yeah. I don't know. You came to the Steve Harvest studio. And you came to. Twice. And I came to the trap.

And I came in the trap house. Hold on. Try, but try. Oh, that's where you want to go. You should have been to this. No. Don't worry. Don't worry.

We're going to this basketball. Hey, Clay, you know what's funny, though? Is I saw one of my dogs, and he was like, man, shit, when y'all was in the trap, I was just, I was praying for y'all. I was hoping y'all made it then. I'm so glad to see y'all in the better situation. I'd be like, Nick, what y' y'all think? Hey, they really thought it was a trap. They really thought we had, like, for real fell off, like our careers.

They had stopped moving. Like, they didn't understand it. It was like, nigga, we good. No, yeah. Niggas be getting us fucked up, man. We got that ability. You should. Oh, let me shout this out too.

Hey, if you got, go check us out on SoundCloud too. If you want to listen to the shit and just like it's fucking up or some shit, we do have a SoundCloud page. We do have a YouTube page. Go to the 85 South Show website. We still got merch and T-shirts on that bitch. Go to the Instagram, YouTube, Twitter. Follow us on every fucking thing that you can think of. Facebook, nigga, we're about to get

a Tinder page for a 85-time show. Joe, make sure, we're going to get some pictures after this shit. Swipe right. We're about to be on Tinder like a motherfucker, man. We're building out of it. Myspace. Yep.

You're about to get a MySpace. You never go back. MySpace is still up, I think. Hey, make us a back page page. Look at how far you're going. For me and looking for women and then put us up there like, cold, niggas. We're going to get on Craigslist, back page. where it's a lot of track.

Dub challenge. Right. Dub challenge. Go back. You'd be proud. A lot of niggins going to be asking. Yeah, she's fine in real life. They all find.

So don't keep asking me the same shit. And no, we're not going to hook you up with you. They're not going to fuck with you. Nigger. All the ladies will be on our show be some mad. Nobody DM me. That thing you're going to DM me about Be Samone.

Whoa. Here she comes. I want to eat a ass like red lobster bitch. I was like, I'm not telling me Simone that. But then, like, me not telling you that. kind of told you that, so just know it's a nigga out there somewhere

who has no desire to be your man or your friend or know anything about you. Just eat your ass straight to the ass. Like real life. He told me to tell you. And we are bringing back treat her how she treats you. What's that? Clayton came up with the hashtag treat her like she treats you.

We love the ladies and we feel like y'all don't get enough respect and love. So. Thank you so much. No, for real. Because when you love somebody, you take full control of them. That sounds like an intro to a song. Right. But then they just break your heart.

But what do you see? I wish you could see what I see. Much love to all the niggas out here breaking these motherfucking hearts and putting them in their feelings like that. Just keep doing your mouth for everything. Stop doing that to people. Exactly. If it wasn't for niggas who wasn't shit, B, Simone, you would.

You wouldn't have all this personality. No, but for real. If it was not. You made you a better person. No, for real. If it was not for that, fuck, boy, I went to win viral, and I went to write all these kids signs. So tell that nigga, thank you. Thank you.

What if he would have treated you right? You would have been regular for? And fuck, shall. Okay, yes, I am kind of glad that God broke my heart. So when you go viral and you're a woman, do you get a whole bunch of DMs from niggas that you might like? No. I've never got a DM from a niggins that I would like. Damn.

I mean, no, I have. I don't be getting You don't be getting that You were sad Tell them to the DM of Beastamo This is a whole bunch of niggins who fucking listen to this show Hey if you're a nigga out there You think you might have a chance with Bees Simone

Diemah Don't send the dick though Just send like a picture You're doing some regular shit Don't do that Dick pics? Yes Why?

I've never got a dick Send Bissamol some dicks Wait a minute, wait a minute She want to see them dicks Send them to Bishamo This is important Talk to him, Clayton. This is important.

So you never got a dick pick. No, I've gotten one, but not in my DM. Okay, in your DMs. I don't know what he posted on his. I don't know how you send it. I'm going to send some dickpicks this week. I took one. I got a fias dickpick I'm dropping this week.

I'm sending all the bitches I use. Big pics are gross. My dick photogenic. Why do you get big picks and you don't? I think it's all about your attitude. Really, B, you take pictures? Yeah, B. Smok don't have an attitude to get a bit. You slick stuck up, too, a little bit.

Fuck you. I think niggas only want to send dicks they dig where it's going to be appreciated. You want to see some dicks, relax. Like, you do childish shit. Like, your niggins say you're a dick pick. You send back shit like L-O-L. That's not how you were talking about. Like, oh, it's so cute.

But I don't reply that. She sent back an emoji that don't make sense. It says the climb. Like the outside of my face. Real? So you just look at it, be like, yeah, not the day. I mean, like, I scream. and then I just, like, decline it.

Wow. I tried a nitpicks on Snapchat, but I don't think I ever got a dickpick on Instagram. Girl, Snapchat, I don't know. Oh, my God. Ladies, if you send in your podcast, what do you say this? Ladies. They say videos.

I'd be like. If you send your pussy on Snapchat, make sure you send two videos because the first one, it's going to take all in those seconds just to figure out it's a pussy. So, stay two videos. That first one would be like, what the fuck?

No, you want to do it's a pussy. Then you need to, yeah. But all you have to do is hold it down and it'll replay. No, but just sent two. No, no, no. We want to see that Because you need to figure out the aim

Right I feel like if you have my real number To text me, don't Snapchat me the news Text me that shit Yeah Yeah Fucking nudes I don't even send those

We are either I don't either I just want to think of The last time you've done it Hey ladies the end of the year is coming up Make sure you send all those news again Don't let them shit just be old Send them out one more time

before they Yeah, because you don't even look like that no more. No, man. You don't see news no more? You don't know went viral and got boogey. Oh, no, I never did that.

Oh, okay. You never said to nude? Mm-mm. That's the new challenge. Vena, new challenge. Shout out to the niggins that used to fuck with Vena who got them news. Email me.

Oh, shit, I wouldn't think. Maybe like a little top and a... A little top? A little tie. My face ain't ever been in no picture like that. And I don't have tattoos, but you can't trace it back. Your face. But you don't have tattoos?

Mm-mm. How many got you got? Y'all learning so much about each other. I'm like, are we friends? Maybe y'all need to let them sit next to each other, because that's what's going to happen. First of all, we are new friends. We just met recently. How did y'all was in the bed?

Through social media, like I met everybody else in the life. Y'all was in the bed? We met in the bed? Huh? Yes, we were in the bed. She stayed in the night at my house. I know, okay, so that's all I said. We went to, what is it?

What's the place? To eat? And we started farting, like, what? What? Y'all got a weird fetish. For real. Y'all got some weird fetish. They go to the Brazilian place.

It goes, and part of them butter to come. That's lamb. That's lamb. That's lamb. What was that restaurant called? Fogo de Chia. No, it's in Atlantic Station. Oh, yard house.

Yard house, and that shit was... What is that lettuce? I said... My mouth was like... Like, what's going on? What is the wrong with her? What is the wrong with it? That shit turned in the reggae tone.

That's what it's sound like. This shit nasty as fuck, man. Don't do this. Y'all are going to slow up all your dickpicks. I don't give it any. All the big things were good. You're doing it right now. Wow.

Delete that shit. No, I'm just playing. This has been another successful episode of the 85 South Show. It is hot in here. It is hot in here. My name is Carlos Miller. For those of you who don't know, don't worry about it because I don't know your ass either. Oh my God.

My hair been looking crazy all the shit over the whole time. I like that shit. No one didn't tell me. No one didn't tell you. And you guys were laughing. You were. You put that robe on it. It looked like it was supposed to go.

It was like... This motherfuckers are retarded, man. You ever be around some fine bitches and they laugh? You just laugh because they laugh. Fuck we laugh at. I'm just trying not to get kicked out. Hey, man. Just keep the holes giggling, man.

Just keep you laughing and shit. You stupid. I'm trying not to get kicked out. Keep you giggling, man. Funny guys always win, though. I could never, like, be in a relationship with a real, real funny guy. I'm glad that you don't fuck with me like that. No, because it would be too much funny.

Like, it would be too much. They'd be like, don't invite me someone and hungry. Like, they need too much. Be, we're not friends. Because my thing is, like, when I just looked at my mural bro, what? You should have corrected me. I'm laughing.

Hey, nothing wrong with your hair. Honey, it was pushed up and pushed to the side. You see them. That's yours, though. I can tell by the roots. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah. Definitely.

I can't even look at them the same. No, I'm saying. They chow farted under the table. It's yours. It's yours. It's a little nasty ass. A little booty sleeping. I was like,

ass just leaking. A dutty booty. It was like, it was like this. It was like this. One leg. She was stanking ass Pean ass I'm like

Get this one up, please Jesus Christ We're sorry We might as well end this shit On the disgusting though Much love to all the ladies Who will fuck on the first day of their cycle Don't even give a fuck

This podcast for the ladies that fart And wake their self up They say, bitch I'm up They wake up and apologize I'm sorry Did you go back to sleep? No, your girl, I'm trying to act like she's sick for real. Oh, I'm sick.

No, you're not. Baby, homie, I'm sick. I might not have to go to work tomorrow. No, you fucking bullshit. That's just a regular-assie. Oh, I believe I got full poison. No, the fuck you don't. You just stink.

That is so funny. What does sound like, though? Like, therapy, I'm like, even when I was driving here. Like, it's Elena? I got to move back. Don't. I don't want to know. And like, you know you do the faces.

It's like, just get me the cutie. Like, right now. I'm going. Like. Y'all are the nastiest motherfuckers we ever. Ever. I'm literally crying, laughing. Hashtag.

You're going to buy something. Here's a dollar. What's the fucking that? I am crying, this shit is disgusting. Oh, man. I'm buying toilet tissue. Oh, man. Bea, I promise you, I'm driving.

I'm like. That's fucked up, man. All right, I'm done. I'm leaving. I said, where's the bathroom? I said, I'm leaving. I said, I'm going to get motivated. I was like, she's like over there.

I was like, like, who's like, a little sick ass. And I was coming down. Like, yo, something's wrong. I can't say Hey man I don't have myself laughing Hey Vena thank you for coming

Of course Thank you guys so much for having Blessing our podcast Because this is the 85 South show This is a podcast Hey hold a little nigga hit me on the comments and said

This podcast is for all the studs Who didn't do laundry So you had to borrow Pappanis from your girl Oh shit Oh shit Hey, we got some crazy-ass fan, but December 13th, once again. December 13, Smith's old bar, it's going down.

If you haven't figured it out, she's going to be there. He's going to be there. We might try to get her there, and we can afford a plane ticket. Vina, where are you going to be next Tuesday? You're going to be back in Miami? This Tuesday. She doesn't live in Miami. I don't live in Miami.

Oh, you're going to be around you. I live three hours away. I live in Charlotte. Oh, you just. Right, I don't like driving philosophy. You are a scammer, obviously. Well, just know. You got three people.

places in your bio. You swiping your ass off. Miami ATL Charlotte. Well, just know that the good people at the 85 South show, fuck with you the long way. Thank you so much. And we're watching your come up. And I love your beard. Keep going viral and shit.

What is that in that? What is in that? Just DM me first. Ever want to sit on it? I think it's a pie. Yeah. Okay. All right, guys.

Bye. Hey. Bye. No, what are you going to do? Hey, good shit. I like that game. Eighty-five. 80.

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