The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Wap Dap & Map W DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 250

Episode Date: August 27, 2020

The og crew get together in the trap to talk about that WAP and the reaction people are having to Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallions hit track. DC, Karlous and Chico don't hold back their opinion on wet a** puusssy! The fellas explore the options when it comes to voting in the upcoming presidential election and look at some past actions of the democratic candidates, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Plus, they take a look at how Kim Kardashian, Monica and others are fighting to get C-Murder released from prison. Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and DC Young fly look at the activity going on in the world like Madonna in Jamaica with her Black son and they explore how the kids are going to have to deal with the new era of online schooling. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm going to smoke out to come. What kind of paper this shit at all? You turn the shit on and they'd be like, Hey Joe, my side bitch in here. Cut the camera. He leave all this shit. I don't need to smoke out my blood. Fuck Joe.

I don't need to smoke out my blood. We gonna motherfuckin' smoke a pre-road. We need to get some 85 South blunts. You might be with this paper shit. That's those bitches. Man, you ain't had that bit three times. You're gonna burn your finger, man. Stupid ed, little girl.

Damn, you're gonna make me split my blunt. Man, these motherfuckers have been turning the ashtrays. If you got a new one, I'll make shit on nobody ash in it. What happened? You got some more counter. Oh, that one was burning. Yeah. You need I'm gonna burn this bit down. Everybody looking at each other's stupid head.

You smell something? She, you smell it? Oh no, I thought I was tripping. You never go. Hold back on pop! I never get my mom with cooking and I forgot. Now I know she won't cook. You went out 20 minutes.

She said, I'd be dead. God damn. You know what you need in this box? That what the fuck happened? What happened? and 50 back at the crib. Grabbing, yeah. Get a good little plastic grinder.

80. Oh, 85 grunner. I thought we had one. 85 grunner, fucking right. He already won. He won already. Oh, the back one? Yeah, he was.

Yeah, he was. What's had that, partner? For real. What's happening, partner? For real. What's happening partner? All that, uh-uh, proper talk over with, nigga.

Fuck you're gonna do for us, Nick. That's what I said, nigger. We gotta fuck with this. We got to make sure he win because if he don't win, and the nigger we didn't fuck, we're gonna be on us, Nick. Oh, I got more. I heard that I fuck with a little bot, huh? Get your bitch ass out the car, nigga.

No, nigger, we got political clout. Not only did, he motherfucking win. Who I won? But you remember the other dude from West Florida Beach? Yeah. Lawson. Y'all Lawson, yeah. He won too.

Yeah. I had a lot of cheerian come fuck with me. He ain't win, though. Doug Lawson won. No, I'm talking about my show. I had a lot of charity going to fuck with me. Oh. That's why he didn't win.

I thought that nigga was talking about a librarian. I was like, bro, you fucking with the library? He was a laboratory. I think that's why he lost. You don't know what to fuck him. Oh. I'm a laboratory. I'm a librarian.

That sounds like a dog, man. That can vote. Yeah, me and my laboratory about to go down here to the polls and cast this vote. A libertarian retriever. A laboratory retriever. Now, you know what the laboratory retriever do? They're going to get all the lost votes for them. get all the laws votes for this next coming election thing.

I gotta get you a laboratory and retrieving. I'm just shitting like a fool. Boy, you got your jays on like you about to spend the weekend at your auntie house. Oh, you see me. This is the only time we get the wetties, motherfuckers now. It's all different types of colors in this bitch. I don't like that.

Boy, you look like you about to shoot a hot boy video. God damn. That ain't it. That ain't it. Which one? Hold up. Hold up. Working two nine nine to the two thousand.

Oh yeah. Working with some asshags, your madgey. This is my shit. I thought I was a little turk. You did? Everybody wanted to be a little Wayne. You know how it's crazy that is? You find to be a whole other nigga.

Come on. You young at hell, see she's on too. I'm going to win, you tell me, I'm no way. I'll open that, open that shit. I want to see what the shirt was like. I said, fuck it, I'm turk. Fuck it. I was real hot boy.

Diggin' what I'm saying? That's a nigga that shoo, nigg. That's a nigga. Damn. What that is right there? That's a rough challenge. A little FedEx Pack. Damn, I got a shit, man.

All right. I told I've been drinking this detox shit. What? Wow. You can tell that it ain't no fart either. Yeah, that motherfucker got that steam on the end of. There we bubble that let you know. Go on poop if you want to.

Poop, me. Poop, I bet I'll be in your draw. Poop, bitch. That's what it is. Hey man, we got a, Chad, quality control note. Hey man, let's make sure we get some more quality necks. quality necks on the t-shirts man because this part can get real ugly

real quick and you got a head like mine, you can stress the motherfucker over man look like I'm trying to shoot a motherfucker R&B video I got a bloused out t-shirt on a man. You got to put your t-shirt on feet first. What the fuck are you doing? That nigga drag it.

Pull it up, bro. Got to cut my shit down the back like Hong Hogan to get it all over there. You got to shimmy your hips back as a nick. Let me say you don't shimmy your hit. Hey, we need a grind. Not even a ground or stick. It's one at the end of the pack.

Oh, whoa, whoa. What, fuck, my utensil with? Hey, can we get these hung up on the rat? I mean, I'm trying to act like you didn't want to do it. Yeah, it's cool. Just keep out there. Yeah, give me a fix-s it. Look at here.

Look at his score. Yeah. Oh, he's stealing, Chad. Right, you know, that shit, that shit troubles, ha! That nigga, turn around like, I don't steal. Hey, yo, yo, correct that, correct that. We don't do that. We don't do that.

Right, correct that. Alright, my nigga, you don't steal. Awkward silence. I ain't get no stick, guy. Let me see your stick. Oh. I hate that shit, man. I swear, everything I hate that shit.

Yeah, bro. That ain't hit. I want to talk again. Yeah, that's that shit. You get the cheese out the motherfucking crackin' cheese joy with. Our shit ain't regular. Come on, man. Got the flat stick.

This shit gonna cut a hole into this shit, man. Give me a big a paper cut guy now. Damn, I gotta go shit. I'm getting too old for this shit. This shit. What type of detox is we drinking? No, I'll be drinking that burdon root. Birdon root.

Bird on root. Well, you gotta stay off the internet, boy. What the fuck? No, sir. No, that real shit. Bird op. Yeah, sir. You gotta, you gotta drink that goddamn, that organic shit

that kicked off in the tree, dude that meal. Man, my cousin got me on some shit called Tongot Ali. Nika, you're talking about me? What? Tonga Ali, the fuck is that? Tonga Ali, Nick. Last nigga, Tonga Ali.

You know about that shit? Nika, that shit sounds like a Mortal Kombat character, don't it? Tonga Ali wins. But it's some real shit. What is? It's supposed to reviving, you know, as you grow older, your testosterone drops each, you know, as you get older. So this shit is supposed to revitalize your testosterone, help your skin, help you, you know, be regular. You know, like you got the shit in there and all that.

Tonga Ali, yeah. Naga, I'm put you on. Nika, say what you talk about me? Nick, okay, look, I'm gonna give you bird out roof. Let me get you another one. It's called Sara. Sarsaparilla. Sarsaparilla.

Sarsaparilla. Sarsaparilla. Sarsaparilla, yeah, that shit. Satsaparilla. Satsaparilla. Whatever. Y'all can take all these supplements if you want to, but you really just need to find a girl who just had a baby. Sug a titty.

Suck a titty. Get your little shot of that titty milk. That ain't it, brother. That shit be sour. You don't know what that bitch went through. It's crazy that when you say that this niggie said he didn't taste the titty milk. And you know he really has tasted titty milk at some point. He did.

I did. My girl put titty milk in my pancake one time. I'm like, oh. She's looking at me too. She's like, what? I'm like, none. He motherfuckers tangy. This shit tastes like, goddamn. Some almond milk. What the fuck you do, man? You all right trying some new shit. She ain't teary. She told me. As well, I told him.

Absin. That's fucked up, bruh. bruh, you don't even know if I, you don't even know if I wanted no titty milk pancake. She wasn't even slick with it. She didn't even try to like stick the titty milk pancake between two regular ones. But this one's gonna give you a raw tinnipil pancake.

If you ain't had no milk, motherfucker, I know you ain't go for the tith. Nah, we ain't got no milk, motherfucker, over the stove. Hey, you know what would have made it taste better if you would actually saw her put the milk in there. Like to actually see, like, that motherfucker gonna be good. Nah, nah, nah, that. Are you a mangy late night, you go to the motherfucker, you're on the bowl of the series,

you go to the motherfucker's fucking late night, and I paid attention to grab that titty milk she got on restored there and pour that shit on your frost and flakes. You're like, nigger, I'm petty. I got to have mine straight out of the titty. I can't. Babe, hang your titty off the bed. I don't know if I'd be able to handle room temperature titty milk, my name.

Room temperature of titty milk might be too much for a nigga. That shit is poor. Uh-uh, you got to be in the refrigerator. You don't want no warm titty milk. That'll show you how ignorant we are. It takes so long to fill up a bowl of cereal with some titty, man. No it won't. Straight out the titty.

You gotta give a like to do. Oh, yeah, straight out the titty. It's gonna take a whole episode of Martin to get that shit filled off the straight out the titty. Well, it ain't. And then I'm better, I'm gonna come back for two more square. Uh-uh, they got, they got machines to squirp, to squirt the titty for you though. They got machines, the titty pawns to squirp. Oh, my God.

Let us watch a whole episode tomorrow, man. My girl got four bottles. Damn. I'm like, Dad. I might need a teddy outside. I don't know. My mom ain't breastfeed, me. Her tits must not have grew enough for her.

She must have been like, look, I'm digging, fuck this, I'm not about to be squeezing these little ass titty. You're about to get this formula. Fuck out of here, digger. Stack it on the little teeth like, stuck it on the pacify. Right, exactly. Now, she's mad because her titty wasn't bigger than the oven for the rest of her life.

She probably made that decision just on her. She's just on a mental level. Like, fuck this big-haired nigga. Look at this nigga here. He's not about to be suck. Gonna take too much titty to feed this big head, nigga. It's a little titty girl out there right now, breastfeed her baby.

You need to stop before you have a heart attack, bitch. Baby, keep sucking your shit. It look like she's getting hit with the joint head. Tish. Every time the baby hit. Whatever. Don't talk about the little titty. Little titty got it.

They got their hard out here. They got Big Titty responsibilities and shit. Right. Walking with their back out, like they back hurt. Little Tiddy's got bills. Yep, the same bills big Titty got. Same ones. Yeah, at least you can save some money on vinyl, bro.

No, you can't. Little Titty, bro, it costs just the same. No. We got a... Man, got no support in them? We got to speedhead that movement. Little Titty bra should be cheaper than Big Titty bro. It got to.

Come on, man. You got to pay for the weight. When you ain't got no weight, that shit damn near free. That big titty women gonna go on straight. Right. I guess it's like a headband with little chitties, you know, we gotta be tight. Now that might be, that might save him some money. Just make some little titty headbands.

And then put them around. Chad, get on that, my nigger. Titty bands. Titty bands. Titty bands. Titty bands. Titty bands. What?

A band-o? That's a trap house, eh? That's a trap house. Oh, for real? Well, that ain't no to the headband. I ain't never seen no bando in the mall. Me neither. Where you buy bandoes?

I'm gonna go to Macy's like, hey, excuse me, do you have any bandoes? Oh, it's called it, okay, bando bra. Oh, that one, the one that kind of like... No, that ain't what we're talking about. We're talking about, like, the headband is doing the NBA, just a little bit wider. Like a LeBron headband. Like a LeBron head band. A little bit wider, they go around the tithy.

Keep that titty in place. Y'all want to go on shark tank and pitch it? We should, bro. They're going to want 40%? Who you think more faithful? Who you think more faithful? Big titty women and little titty women? Who?

Who? Who more faithful? Big titty women. Why you think? It's hard to move around with them big old titty's like that. But everybody like big titty. I'm just talking about the physical aspect to be getting up and going on.

out the cheek and all that shit, little titty women, you know, they mobile. I see what you're saying. They can move around the whole life. That a little bit more insecure though. Little titty women, they like who like them. You like me? Me? I'm like, yeah, I like you.

So what about me? You need to move your hand because it ain't your titty. What about me? I like your heart. I love your stomach. Oh my God. You got a nice stomach. I just don't like little titty.

I don't like little teeter attitude, what you mean? You know how they'd be like, look, they love them, huh? That's all we got, eat them. Eat them. Yeah, it's just like. I don't like to lay up with little teeter women, especially when they're like, if they land in front of me and I kind of like hold them, I just be like,

no, I can't do that. We got to lay booty to booty in this, I can't. You almost, bitch, you're scared the shit out of me, don't do it, I can't do that. You said, we gotta lay booty to booty. I never lay booty to booty. You a goddamn laugh. That's how the shit.

No, not purposely. You ain't never laid booty to booty with it. Not booty to booty. Purposely, I'm gonna, you might wake up booty to booty, but I ain't never go to sleep, booty to boot. I didn't. You ain't never went to sleep booty to booty? Nah.

That's really when you get in it. That's really when you get in it. Because you're a holder and before you know you're like, boy, I'm sleeping. Yeah. Nah, but that's what I'm saying. You don't never go in booty to booty. We transition in the booty to booty.

You don't go in and be like, All right, baby, lay down. Niggins. Scoot your ass up, bitch. What the fuck? You're gonna'all ass to sleep. That shit too funny, man. No, that's too rude.

Every nigga that's too rude. Every nigga to slip ass to ass to ass, boy. Yeah, she's definitely to slip ass to ass, but you don't go in ass to ass. Hey, I don't get a fuck. I don't have to have gas and slip ass to ass. I know my fault. It's straight in her booty. Yep, it was good.

Hey, man. Hey, ain't no way, back. You all. Y'all ain't shit is friends. Fuck that. go out of booty-to-booty to start off. Fuck that. And nobody said you had to start off like...

You had never argued with a bitch before you went to bed, huh? Oh, let me say what now? He never argued with a bitch before you went to-a-ha-have, but that's the thing. The boot-the-booties don't touch. We got that little space between the booty-to-booty. The pillow how much is your bed here. Oh, yeah, that's right. You ain't got no trust, but to be booty-to-boot.

If you're on a twin, nigga, you gotta be booty. You can't even turn over. You got a goddamn. Ah. Ah. Trying to get comfortable. Sleep, ass to ass. That niggas said, booty to booty.

I remember my bed was so small. A bit killed move, I was like, look, now, you can't be doing all that. How ya we go sleep, you go sleep. And how we wake up is how we wake up? How the fuck we wake up? The bitch, you keep boring me, you know? Them twits-sized beds, boy, I remember that motherfuckers from college, but you'll be sleep up against the wall like this, fucker.

College, bud. Spread your feet. You're flat, bitch. You ain't gonna be able to get that. Put your feet up against the wall, goddamn it. Fuck college, bud. I had one until I was like 23. I'm glad I got famous.

I didn't even know I had a twin bed. Until I actually seen somebody with a full side. Shit. When I think about it, I think about it. I said, this is a full side? Think of all the coochers you got on an half measure. They were like, yeah. So that means, what's a twin bed dick?

Because my band ain't dead bread. I thought I had a full time. Oh my goodness. Fucked you up. Nigger, what? I grew in and out in my bed. I swelled. I could not, nigger.

That, niggins said I grew in and out my bed. I used to go to sleep thinking that. I'm like, my feet is hanging off the bed. Shit, my mama was so gazed. Me and my little brother had bunk beds. She broke their bitches apart and made them each our bed. I'm like, you know what? You're terrible.

That's the smartest shit in the world. She didn't got these. motherfuckers to split the bunk beds and they said, all right, that's your bed now and that's your bed. I'm like, no, it's the same bed. That's how they do to get two beds for one price. But this wasn't, this wasn't at the time when they did that.

This was, she might have missed the motherfucker interface credit on that one, because I think she was the first one ever, a nigga had to come sawed and bitches apart. It wasn't, like they came to them up. No, a nigga came and sawed your bitches apart, sanded it down, said mine on this side, we moved out by my mom.

Except mine on this side, my little brother's on that side and split the body. And that's fucked up because he probably cut one uneven, so you had to lean at an angle so the bed. This shit was fucked up. That's sleeping leaning like a motherfucker. All your legs don't need match. That's hilarious. That's the truth. I used to love spending night over people's houses because I didn't want to sleep in those bump beds and in my twin bed.

Damn. He was just going to motherfucker on the house. Hell yeah. I was that friend that didn't know when to leave. I don't like when you're off a chick house and you get on her bed and then make that sound like with that wood like like god damn ain't no cushion in this bitch, man. That's a whole lot of going on. That bitch was passed down.

All the people, all the people that 85% of they got passed down furniture. You got that couch from your auntie house from the 70s, niggins. Plastic still on that bitch. It's in your house though. You're sweating you want to. You ain't gonna be able to get up. You got to peel yourself on this. Hey, what's the craziest shit you ever seen over somebody's house?

Like some shit that was totally normal to them, but it was strange as fuck. I remember I went over a motherfucker house. They had like a dresser in the bathroom. Like a whole-ass dresser. Well, that ain't shit. I'm like, how the fuck y'all shit? The toilet right here and the dresser right there in front of you. My mama had a fire cabin in the bathroom.

Shut the fuck up, man. My mom was a hoarder, bro. I promise you, bro. A foul cabin. Nguin' shit, too. Five. Fuck you're talking about, it was real work in that motherfucker.

I've been there shit and she's talking about, excuse me, gotta get something out of this, and grades and papers. But the woman you had to press the bottom side of the eye. Shit, I'm gonna hit my leg. Come on the toilet like that, come on. Come on, man.

Why this shit ain't in your room? I hate this nigga, bro. I'm telling you, bro. My mama was a real hoarder, bro. She didn't even like people coming over. I just used to bring people over because I thought we're going to change her mind by cleaning up. Like, oh, you're going to, oh, shit, she ain't getting the fuck.

What's that shit? You said. A really had packed. That nigga had, remember that show, that nigg said they had the goddamn clothes on the stone? Oh, they're clothes on the stove. Oh, they had clothes on the stove for real. That's crazy.

We ain't never cooked. I don't know what this. I brought in for me. My homeboy had rats, like not mice. Red. Big-ass red. That walked out. And they was not fazed by their motherfuckers at all.

Until you see a rat indoors, you don't really have a respect for a rat that you're gonna have. That motherfucka predator when you see him in the house. When you see a rat, when you see a rat, that motherfucker ran across the telephone cord, nigga. Oh, uh-uh. He was like, man, leave that shit, that ain't, don't worry about that, that's straight.

You can't fuck with you. Like, nigga, it ain't just one rat. When you know it's, when you see a rat, that means it's a family of... Oh, yeah. Somebody fucking. Nigger, hell no. That's scary than a bitch.

I mean, one time I seen a rat. And told myself, that ain't one, that wasn't a rat. Yeah, because I ain't want to accept that I think we had a rat. I see something like, I said, that had been a big roach. I had to be a big roach. I think it's a roach. That's a roach. Oh, my God.

Big roach. Man, I swear that was a big roach. I got to move back at that point. I see a rat in a sudden. So I'm out of over that. My mom was a little telling him when we were going to see that damn rat again. For real. You see that red again?

He's gonna have a family and shit. Hey man, what's that? What is my son, a little red? Yeah, man, I was on my way somewhere when I said you the first time. This is my girl, Rat Nichol. We know there five cabinet that's up there? Oh, we need it up for you. Yeah, we're the move.

We're up on the top. We're in the top now. Get y'all in your bed. Y'all gonna vote. God damn, though. We ain't gonna have no choice. I was just, I just hit the weed and I started thinking about the economy. Yeah, that's, that go hand to hand.

But they're the thing though. How the hell? I got to be saying at home take. Look here. First ball. Let's listen, look, let's, listen, before we get to vote. Keep voting.

Yeah, vote for somebody. Vote for somebody. But whoever it is. How China started the coronavirus. And we got the most cases, and they ain't got no more coronavirus. That's it. Okay, Matt to vote.

Time out, they know, though. We ain't gonna just skip over that. These motherfuck, we're supposed to start at in Wuhan. They had a big-ass pool party. I'm talking about thousands of motherfuckers. In my mind, I'm thinking the way they say COVID-19 is, that got to be the only people that's left alive in Wuhan. That got to be the rest of the population.

They're like, we're the chosen people, nigger fucking we. We ain't even saying shit about China no one. It's rap. We got the most. You see the top 10 list? Yeah, we're number one. How?

We ain't even started this shit. Because we don't give a fuck about, there ain't no quarantine. Niggins ain't quarantined, you know, I don't think it's been outside. But, God damn, these motherfuckers have got back together when we're supposed to start it and just part it. Something ain't right. It's right right. We're going to have to vote.

We'll have to vote. But the thing is, my thing with the voting is, in my opinion, to be a good politician, you got to be a great life. To be a great politician, you got to be a con artist. But there ain't nothing wrong with being a con artist. You heard him. You heard him. If the con artist is a con artist,

on your behalf. We ain't never had no politician calling on our behalf. That's why I love Marion Bird so much, because he did it for niggas, like the shit that he was doing and running for me. That's what I was thinking. We got to start using racism to our advantage. What you mean?

Talk this shit. All we gotta do is act like we like a motherfucking is gonna make white people not like them no more. They hate everything we like. So whatever we like, they ain't gonna fuck with it. So if we, in turn, start liking what's in place now. They're going to know the niggins like that. What? They fuck with it.

We got to move on to something else. Once their niggers get it, it'll never be the same. But shit, we're going to turn into some conya A-B. No, we're not. I ain't saying foe with dude. I ain't saying foe would do. I ain't say for a dude. I ain't say for with none of them people.

I'm just saying. But think about like this. I'm going to be deep. I'm going to be deep, right? Shit, that's all I ever do. I'll be up in now. Go to the service. So check this out, right?

I feel like all this shit be a cup roll. We just be like, we just a sucker for anybody be like, I fuck with you. You fuck with you? Hey y'all, white man, fuck with you. Like, we're a sucker for that shit. You dig what I'm saying? And it really be a whole nother plan.

Really, they how I feel, bro. Go ahead, talk your shit with your van. You got your vans on. You gotta talk some shit, bro. Nigger, stop playing. Nigger, that's how I feel, bro. I feel like it's a setup. The whole Joe Biden and.

and the lady, and I'm all for it, really having a woman to run this, I'm with it. If that's what it is, but I ain't in the politics, but this I am on the outside looking at. I think it's a settle. It got to be. You got the white man, got the black lady. First, and this is the thing.

But if you, if you want to go back and look at all those old-in' Joe Biden's shit, Joe Biden got some real crazy shit where he was one of the ones who was helped passing laws like for anything, you walk in with a little bit of weed. walking with a little bit of weed. You need to lock your ass up for 20 years. I thought they was mad at Joe Biden.

You remember he was hugging them kids too long. See, that's another story. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Just because we don't like what's in place now. Hey, when you talk about the shit like that, he'd be like, who? Who?

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Welcome back to the 85 South Show, bitch. You see how we tricked you? We tricked you. We don't give a shit who you vote for because we know that all that shit is to set up anyway. Right. And it's how to vote. And then just because we don't like what's in place right now.

Don't let them folks get all for that shit that been done wrong. Nigger. How you lock all these niggas up for all of these years? You got to address that. What has changed in your mentality? Right. To where if you get in power now, you're not going to re-implement all those strategies

and start sending niggas back to jail for 30, 40 years for bullshit. You got the answer to that shit, me, dog. All right, because you went to go get a queen and put on your side and think we, no, we rocked with shout it. We're still fin the question you. That's just like you coming to the barbecue. You feel me, you pull up.

Y'all see, get to walk in, but hey, hey, hey, bitch, dog. You had to punch. What's your name? Right. Where you're weird. Where you from. What's your history? What you do?

And why, I'm, hey. What's up? What's up? You know what's happening? You know what's happening? Let me know what's hanging. What that is? And this is speed bug.

Okay, when niggas leak to slow down. Boy, very slow his ass down. They don't slow that ass down. Because this is a goddamn resident. This neighborhood. You, Nick, what I'm saying? We got youngings out here. We got good yonings.

You better slow the fuck down. These youngs got guns. This ain't no goddamn drag strip. You better take that shit over here in Lakewood somewhere. Oh, we got that fucking off. What we're not gonna do is, we're not gonna be sitting here and acting like Chico ain't got motherfucking bra. First and foremost. Oh, nigger, I listen.

Oh, you just shocked the world. That's what I'm calling the baby here. When she gripped this shit up here, I see. up here, I said, you got some African to you. Let me tell you. I ain't no way in the world you was able to do this. She got the boy. I'm talking about, I know niggins' mad we ain't supposed

to be listening to this nigger, but I've been listening to I wish all day. Just because it's the first time in my life, I can sing, come on and braid my hair. Come on and mean it. Let me tell you something. Nick, I've been the game. I got to set it off.

Nick, you got to be fucked up. Nigger, if you grow the braids long enough, you could just push the shit to the front. Miss Hill. One thing I know about Braille. You got to be a gripper. Got to be a good grip. Let me tell you something.

You got to be a gripper. That lady gripped your baby hair. Listen. And until you actually had half and put it in the braid. You did. Hey, look. And it ain't even baby hair. It's just, it's just, it's just, you know what we're going to call it baby hair

because this shit grow thin like a baby's dude. But nigger, this is the crazy shit. As salute to Tuesday, that man. And, uh, you know, uh, uh, uh, Lido. Lido. What about Lido? who has the shop where I went to get it done. Like I went to this morning, you know what I mean?

She was like, you want to get the same thing as last time to twist? I'm like, I don't get a fuck what you do to this shit. She was like, okay. Did she put that one braid in? She was like, what do you think about this? I turned around and just started here and pray my help. Come on and pray my hair.

Who I'm finished. Well, I've been looking in the mirror all day. Like, I can't believe this shit. How you feel? I feel amazing, bro. Like, that's the thing that's just been to me. It's been to me. It's been a while.

This year ever. Now you need a motorcycle. No, I don't. No. You need to feel the breeze, motherfucker. I need some silk pajamas and shoot a video, this shit. You're gonna stick your head out of wonder like a dog. You never feel that breeze.

Just because it's a wild year, man, it's just really this is the year to me of self-exceptors. If you aren't, if you don't know who you are in 2020, you have rough. Because everything around you did you subscribe to to to try to make you feel better about the shit that you've got within yourself, it's gone. Right. So you better figure out how to love you. And this right here. is a direct result of that, all my childhood dreams are coming true.

Damn. Real. Damn, dude. You're gonna give what? I can tell ya. Nick, this shit gone. It's over. It might come back, but if it don't, who gives a fuck?

Who gives a fuck? Hey, so look, check this out, right? You ain't been out and, like... Oh, it's all real. We ain't been out and, like, caught a nigga, like, trying to see where the bridge started, but... I just got him today.

Oh, so you're the first nigga. Okay. Well, so now all the niggas that watch this gonna be like, shit, I'm just trying to see what D. She was D.C. So, Nick. She braided the baby hell. Room in, man. Look at this shit, man.

Give me a camera, man. Huh? Oh, it's the love zone, Charlie. This is what I call. I call this the love zone, because you gotta love yourself to let this be out. Like, if you let this be out, you gotta love yourself. So I call it the love. Sure, sure.

Listen, man. That girl braided baby hair, man. And put it in. And put it in. It's like a little root from the ground. Oh. That's crazy. She didn't braided my ground.

She didn't braided my grass, like. She braided the grass, man. She braided the grass, bro. But yeah, like, so what I did was, I've been getting all these messages since I debuted the shit with all these women saying that they can, that my head can grow back. They can use on the shade room.

Yeah, I know they're, the crazy part is, I didn't even know, you know, motherfuckers was gonna give them fuck that much. But once I've seen that people gave me fuck, I was like, I'm gonna do a competition to promote black businesses, and you know that's what we do. And if the shit work,

don't let this piece grow back here, Oh, he's gonna be around. Oh, my God. No, no. No, she's growing, I ain't gonna lie. She gripped me, my. She gripping. She gripping.

All the way. Salute to all the black women out there. And now you, I got a whole never, it's a whole never lane. If you braid here, come fuck with me. Nick, I gotta play the numbers or something. You're gonna keep me for the live show too? All right, look, one of the most important things that you have to have as a man is to smell good, because she's gonna smell you before she see you.

And usually that could be a good thing or it's going to be a horrible thing. And look, you've been walking around. smelling like your father for the past 10 years it's time for you to get a scent that belongs to you something that's for you by you and it specifically caters to your body and that's why we're rocking with Hawthorne that's right Harthorne this company has a two-minute quiz that you have to take only two minutes is almost as short as like a porn ad you know what I'm saying you skip right through it take the survey and then they will send you your own personalized

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What about 24-1? I don't know. It depends on how much hang time I get. It depends on I'm gonna go ahead and keep it real. If my shit get the hang time, I'm fuck it. I might keep this shit next shit. Hang-down. Fuck it.

You can just keep the potter till. Yo, what I'm gonna tell you? A pooty tank, nigger? Nigger, I know exactly how you get your hell on right now, nigga. On everything I love, nigga, your shit gonna be down your back. What the fuck? Hot cone, nigga. Nica, fuck that.

I swear that, man, I swound it. Man, make that motherfucker. You see how my... My head's still the same size. I'm not letting nobody run no hot cone through this motherfucker. This is gonna cook. My shit gonna get the smell of like bacon. There ain't nowhere in the world.

Ain't gonna be great. He already great. It's already great. Now he's braids, bro. Now you're in the land, I used to do braids. What? Nigger. What the fuck, man?

What? You used to do grades? Early, six grade. Ben had them. Oh, right. The little flip. The little flip. The little flip.

That's different. The little flip. I had them on the side, nigger, the shit coming down. That's different. We thought you said, I do braids. Oh, fuck, no. I was going to say, what the fuck, bro? Hell, man.

Listen, you beat the game. You beat the game. Hairtime y'all sing some crazy shit, this motherfuck-upon-no app. Hell, nah, dog. You know that when you said it's a sort of immediately popping my head, or you like, hell yeah, John. Hell, no. This shit, boy, you should have let me take the high corner of this motherfucker, bro.

That shit will be way easier for me, my dick. Hell, my. You want to design in your shit, bro? Hey. Hell no. Hell no, don't. That nigga put me on Joanna, man, got that. Hey, nah, me now.

I'm talking about I used to had them beat you. Yes, sir. I always want the AI, though. The AI braids, all the braids are in two braids. Yeah, exactly. I'm getting all that. I'm getting all that. I'm getting, wherever it go, I'm getting all that shit.

You think I ain't about to come out with the motherfucking Coolios, nigger? I'm getting all of this. Trust me, hot cone. We'll hang your shit down your back. Man, listen, you don't even. Don't touch the baby hacker. That shit coming out. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, nigga.

I got to be delicate with this shit. My head don't even know what's going on. Look, so when you do it. So when you do it, John's used in the motherfucker like, what? So when you do it, Stop it from the baby hat, cover up the baby hat and just start right here in the dick. You fuck the game up. You cheat right now.

You win in 2020. Oh yeah. 20-20. You're beat. You definitely fucking them up. You're fucking them up. You know what I'm saying? You fucking them up.

You're fucking. You know what I mean? All the way. You're going great. Nick. Look. If somebody would have showed me a picture of me in 2019 right now, I'd have been like, damn, I'd have fucked around and got locked up, bro. This shit is crazy.

What did I do, nigga, to go to jail? I got the motherfucking penitition. Oh, nigga, that's what it is. Hey, who's doing? Nick, it would have been you if you were something. What you're talking about? I thought it was going to be you, the way you were just thinking of the shit. Hell, nah, Nick.

Hell yeah, but no, for real, though, it's just really like, I don't give a fuck, bro. I never gave a fuck, but this. I would say strange things have happened, but this is the strangest shit. Hey, I'm gonna tell you fucking more, bro. If you are under this shit, We two of the 40s 10.

Oh, it's going down. We're going to go cream. It's going down, man. I'm getting all that shit, man. I'm getting all that shit. Go cream. Salute to the people that I pick 10 winners, 10 products to help grow this shit back. I'm going to announce the winners.

And the event that they grow back is 10 people. You got a winner? No, no. Not yet, he's about to start. I'm about to start. I ain't start using nothing yet on that spot. So I'm going to get the 10 winners and I'm going to start using this shit. And in the event that this piece, even

Even if it's just random baby hairs in the front, my niggins. If you see any progress. Any progress. Okay. Any progress. I'm going to be right behind. I just thought about how I'm going to tuck this in my shirt. When I eat some coochie like bugs, buddy.

I'm like, yes. Prepare the pussy, man. Bring me the vagina. Prepare the pussy. How you like it? Well done? Right. Media, real.

It's some great poupon with your pussy. You want to be your pussy. You nasty, motherfucker. Not in the blood, just a little pinkie. Just a little bit of pinky in it. Like my little. You ain't to answer the question, though, Loz. You vote?

Yeah, I'm gonna vote. You're gonna vote. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we gotta vote. We gotta vote. Man, who we gonna vote for, man? I'm gonna go for the libertarian. See, you're gonna waste the fuck.

The what? The libertarian. The libertarian. Mm-hmm. It's libertarian. Oh, okay. Libertarian. Yeah.

That would both of a... Damn, right, but that one on sake, I don't know I'm tricking my, bro. Yeah, and I just... I know it is, babe. But when you think about it, they got it set up right. But they got to make us some promises. But did the thing, though. They go have to come out with some elaborate ass lies.

Fuck that. That's what I'm saying. There ain't nobody ever blatantly came. I can't think of no president in history that came on the podium and said, what I'm about to announce that the American government is about to do it specifically for African Americans. Nobody else is going to be able to benefit. is going to be able to benefit from this but them and now with the world being the way that it is if you can't guarantee us something right now that we're going to be able to benefit if you can't

con in our favor you don't deserve our vote because we've been getting con the whole time we've been here we got to get something this time we got to get something this time we got to get something this time because what's in place already is the shit already crazy than the motherfucker so if you won't come in to be the solution and everybody's saying ain't nothing worse than what's in place right now shit if we don't get nothing done for us it's still as bad because you know what we need to start asking for shit white people ask for i mean we need a motherfucking tax credit just for being niggas hold tax credit right right me off all if i live 365 days and stay alive as a nigga they should get me about 20% of my earn income back a bonus at the end of the year

Well, that's a real struggle right now. Nigger, it's hard as fuck being a nigger. You better go file them taxes. Why being a nigger? Right. Rest of peace to the great Patrice O'Neill. Just to staying alive. Patrice O'Neill said that should be the way reparations was given.

All black people should be exempt for federal income tax. Yeah. That makes so much sense. We ain't got to pay income taxes. Federal income taxes, black people. We don't mind paying state. Well, the state is cool, but we was promised to all of this shit. They've been promising that shit, 40 acres and a mule, bro.

I want that shit that they told my granddaddy he was going to get. That's all I want my granddad's shit. That's how I'm showing up at the White House. You give me all my granddad's shit. What do you mean? All the shit you told my granddad he could have. Give me one of them grants, two or three of them loans, some tax credits. That's why they went so crave with the SBA shit.

They're like, we give them the reparations. They just don't know. I need some reparations. I want my reparations. date for real i do i don't give a fuck what it is give me something right i need i just need answers that's what i need to see they got the democratic national convention going on now i need to see them talk about some shit they're going to do for black people man i know what they're going to i want to hear i'm scared bro i don't really know what going on because you got to understand

you got to uh depend what you're saying exactly but speaking of doing shit for black people Something just recently came out that I feel like was specifically for black men. Who? Yo, that wok. That wop? What that is? That wet-ass pussy? Oh, I thought that was like some food stamps.

Who? No. I'm like, everybody got the wop now? No, that's the Whip. Yeah, the SPA, the Wop. You know, that makes sense why you fell into that transition. Wick W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W. Bish W-W-W-B.

That's perfect right there. Digger, you get a hood, bitch. You hit her, she hit you with that wick. Then you get some W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W. the wick wick wop the wick wop the wick wick wick wick niggi i'm fucking with the wick wick wick wick wick wick that wet ass pussy that wet ass pussy every bit talking about they got the wop now yeah yeah some of these motherfuckers out here

giving depth right dry ass pussy some shit some of that mrs out here like what's up my wife ha ha ha ha be dog uh yes uh that digger that stupid that dap that damp that sap that stretched ass pussy. It's a lot of different ones. We could do some... She said, oh, yeah, that's the... We need some remixes to come out.

Fuck it. But I like the video, though. I fuck with the song. I like all that shit. Cardi B. say, I want you to hit that little dangly thing in the back of my throat. I will, yes, ma'am.

I will gladly oblige to that. And you know the crazy... I will fucking speedbag that dangly thing in your throat with my dick, ma'am. Don't talk to Cardi B like that. I mean, she already got somebody doing it, but if that's what type of shit, that she gets going...

She got, I believe she's one of the ones who got that kind of head that it make you leave all your shit, whatever it is and just to be right there. I'm looking for that, man. And that girl from the city girl's the one that talked like she kind of crazy a little bit. Uh-huh.

I believe, them too. I'm gonna tell you, I follow a card. But listen, man. Megan, man. Megan. Megan. The whole Megan. Listen.

B. From the center of her scalp. All the way down. B. Stile. You hear me. That is a woman. A hoa. A hoa.

A hoa. It ain't two men of them. You hear me jail win? Mm-hmm. See, that's the thing, Lowe's. They need to put some shit in of what constitutes wet-ass pussy. Like one of the things you say, Pussy to stay wet with the ceiling fan on. That type of shit.

I lick her ass why she's standing up. If her ass ain't wet, that pussy ain't wet. That pussy ain't wet. That pussy is supposed to wet that whole ass up. Right, that mayonnaise. She's supposed to go white. That mayonnaise. What?

Where are you talking about Damn, chico Damn, damn You got to talk about it White, dude Hold up, hold up You can turn out of out That mannage, that mannage

What you're trying to be having on mannay in this is here Fuck it, you got something Damn That hell, they're putt be wet, Not no mannays Where you been? This guy grits Oh, I'm scraped

Biss, why is this shit like grits? See, I ain't say she had the grits, I said to mannais, I said to mannays ain't know where they're close to grits. It's drunk it. Man, what you see when it's 20? If a bitch got some grits, that's a yeast infection. Like, you dirty motherfucker.

Y'all fucked up individuals and I'm not going to purchase a place. Salute to all the wet-ass pussy out there. Wet-ass, boys. All the wet-ass pussy. And the Cardi B and Meg the Stallion for making a classic record. Niggas was mad about that shit. They were mad. The motherfuckers are corrupting in this dent.

Man, shut the fuck up. This is entertainment, man. It's entertainment. You got the same niggas who got 11 kids about fatty bitches Right Any nigga they complain about this

I'm not listening to No nigga complain about No wet pussy All they talk about is pussy That's all I want to fucking hear Fuck these names She is a female rapper

She want to rap about How good her pussy is Guess what I'm gonna do? Support it I listen to any song About some good pussy Me too Pussy real good

Wham Wham Man man man man man Man na na na na na That pussy real good. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na what white ass pussy's here Uh uh uh uh uh wet wet wet wet wet ass pussy's here Ooh that with cocaine was in that wet ass pussy's here

I'm telling you like nigger nobody like pussy more than me I'm convinced I ain't listen I don't know I'm convinced I want to listen to I've been listening to lady rappers all week, rap about how good they pussy is. Right. Now, I ain't gonna lie. I mean, it's cool. I fuck with it, but I just can't keep listening to it. Over and over again. Because they're talking about like, fuck me. Like, you know what you're gonna.

She's talking to me. She's talking to me. So you apply yourself to the message. Yeah, they're talking to me. You apply yourself to the message. That's a good way to get through. You ever heard Lil Kim first album? Hell yeah, that Lil Kim came more.

That Miss Kim said, she could feel the miss through her uterus. her uterus. She came on and said, I used to be scared of the dick. Now I throw lips to the shit. Handle it like a real bitch. I was like, Mom, turn that up. Because I wasn't supposed to be hearing that shit, but I mean, I respect what you got going on.

If you play that for the nigga you fucking with, but I need this information, little campers give it out. Listen, man, and it's always other options. Niggins complaining about that song like it ain't a hundred and the salute to you for doing that, bringing all that light to them female rappers on Twitter because there's so many female rappers that rap about other shit, but you ain't tuned into that.

So if you don't like what they're doing, tuning or something else, but don't down them, niggins. I like the wet pussy movement. I want to hear the remakes. I want to hear everybody on the remakes. Get all the female rap. All along, get every.

Get every guy. I want to hear somebody rap about pussy that ain't never rapped about heaven. Can you imagine the bread on there? Queen Latifaheva drop a hard-ass verse on there. I don't know if I wanted with Queen Lativa. Yes. The bradda go crazy though.

The brats. She cold her a lot of bitches I know when it comes to that rap. Hey. But that's what I'm saying. I want to hear it all their version. My pussy so wet, tat, tat, tat. Oh, you fucked them up. Oh, whet tat, ta.

My pussy so wet tat, tat, tat, tat. Missy Elliott, come on there. When you hit it from the black and goes flat, cat, cat, cat, oh. Missy Elliott. What's your saying? What's your saying? That pussy make you say.

Oh, that pussy make you say hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-ha. What? She got to come through with the classic line. Puff, Daddy, be my pal. She threw that in about 11 songs. Nigger. She really liked the coldest. When it come to like women with artistry, bro.

She really like the cold. Oh, yeah. Missy is legendary. Missy. She made folk luck like her. Missing made a whole song about smoking bloods just because it was raining outside. Right. In a trash bag.

She blew up a whole trash bag and just boom-d-d-d-d-d-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-dh. Y'all, I can't stand the rain. Why you can't stand the rain? It's my window. What you tell her. I can't stand the rain. The rain hits my window. I take a, I take some endo.

Why? Where the end-o at? There ain't no more endo. Damn. Smoked up all the endo. You mean to tell you when they smoked up all the end up before we got to it? All the endo been gone since the nine deuce, niggas. Oh my God.

I got a little endo. You got a little endo, my nigga. I'm gonna tell you what else, niggins are you smoking no more? What? Niggas ain't got no doja. No doja. Doja been gone. All the doja been gone.

Doja been gone. Ain't no doja. Ain't no doja. I'm gonna tell you what hit the scree. I'm gonna tell you what came back. came back you don't know it yet what that droop that droll that droll ain't ain't nobody smoking no droop man me talking about they got gas nigger that shit ain't ain't in that shit droll okay that shit droll was in the middle between me and

kush mm-drow niggins didn't cush ain't no more doge you can't even you know you definitely swallow it cush you know it was really gone and they said no limit smoked up all the doughs yeah no limit definitely smoked up the doze the reef have been gone for a long time. Oh, Reaper been gone for years. The Reaper been gone said about 86. What about doing? What about doing? What about doing? Then with this one when shit started putting the name on it, it's probably the first name I ever heard. Sour diesel. Sour Diesel, Purple Hayes, salute the camera. Sour diesel with a third one. All that shit gone. It's she's sour? Now the goddamn weed come in candy packets. Niggas like, what the fuck is you

niggas say? Yeah, I got the motherfucking realistic runts. It's like, bro. Shower patch kids and all that. You You gonna get the shit suit out of you, Mr. Dome, man. I seen the nigga name it right there. You know, damn well runch, don't got no idea you're out here pushing these packs. You're going to jail and you're gonna have a civil suit. Hey, my boy, fuck with me. I got that goddamn granddaddy peace, sour purple,

make your knees numb. Push. And all that be on the label, you see, I ain't fucking with you, foe. Nigger, this shit crazy. I gotta be asking, what you got, but you gave you too much. You made you think it wasn't good.

You're like, hmm, why you trying to give me so much? You're trying to get up off this, ain't you? Nah, I've been there cheating like a motherfucker. This an ampact, you're just trying to get it. You gotta act like you're gonna see it. No, I got somewhere to go. Yeah, come on, man. Go and put that in the bag.

Don't resale that. Ah, you tripping. I remember I've never get, I bought like a Sam from a nigger, bro. And I've seen the niggled fucking up. It was like, you were putting that shit on. That shit was like three-four. I knew it was all right, like, Sam Graham. And he was like, damn, he'd be taking this shit on.

And putting it back on. I was like, yeah, bro, I just got to get I gotta go, bro. I've seen them. I bought a whole seven. That nigga put some mold on top of that bitch, boy. I got home and waved that shit up. But that shit was 20 to 8.

You beat the game, man. I went back to that nigga like, hey, bro, you know, I'm gonna get that same something. You got that scale? Yeah, I'm about to say. You can't, you can't fuck with them less the scale to say. You'll be mad as shit, you go over there. Hey, man, I'm sorry about last time I bought a new skill.

I'm good, bro. I'm going to go back to what he said. I'm the nigga that's going to argue with the scale, no matter what they say. What? You know a nigga. be fucked up, he put the little cup on there and then put the weight in there. I'm like, nah, bro, that cup dirty, man.

You got you another cup. Yeah, bro. Now, that cup already got them two ground bars up, man. You gotta take the next to the cup off. You gotta get another cup, cause you sell crack too. So you putting the crack in the cup. Now my weed got cracked residue on it. Oh.

I see you talking about that too on Instagram. Yeah, these nigga tripping, bro. Listen, bro. Listen, I know the game. I just wish I didn't be safe. Wee was part of the safest world that still is. Can y'all not contaminate the weed? contaminate the weed, bro, please.

Bro, speaking of weed, McDonough just posted the picture of her smoking some mid in Jamaica, pissed everybody out. Really? She in Jamaica, though. Yeah, it didn't look, no. She made everybody mad.

You don't know if that was really. But that's Madonna, that might be some other shit, she hid it. She might be, yes. Madonna got in, got in, you saw what she did after she hit that shit, she was cat-down. This explains a lot.

You know her. I don't lie, boy, that ain't know that. She started doing that. God damn sour d'Eas. She starts doing that Beyonce, Black is King. That's why I was about to say her like you remember a couple weeks ago she got the little black son he did an interpretive dance for like the Black Lives Matters or something shit This bitch gonna put hashtag this nigger

No she did Yeah, she did That's funny as fuck though No she did Hashtack research department pull it up That's her son she said hashtag That's buddy's fuck, I ain't gonna lie. Like she was clouding them.

Look at this nigga here. That's fucked up, bro. Hey, man, nah. Y'all don't care that you fuck did this rob. You're, that don't give you that privilege, ma'am. To do that, gee, this nigga her son for doing the... She got another young nigga. For real?

Yeah, yeah, another young nigga. Yeah, she's in Jamaica with her. That's why she's gonna do it all that shit. Got a little nigg. That's been licked. This nigger. Madonna? The whole legend, bro.

Madonna, what's popping? I see what you're... That's crazy, though. I see y'all see what you like. She'd be throwing that pussy, don't nobody wanted, though. She's been choking from her back. She's been throwing that motherfucker since like, like you said, like 86. That shit.

That shit probably is, but it probably ain't... That shit probably like hard and subway bread. All y'all do, put it in the microwave, going on that thine cup. It's all good. Make it take an awesome salt bar. Hey, you know how fuck that out of bed, man. You gotta be a bit. If you got to soften that ass up.

Hey, Madonna, go put your pussy in the microwave on 20 seconds real quick so I can soften this pussy up. What the fuck, bro? Put a little absent salt on that thing. Just soften it up a little bit. Put in a little softening on it. What I'm gonna say? What? Nah, that's, nah.

That's how you got a warm, that cooomber pussy. Nigger. Epsons salt bad. You gotta make him sit in the tug. When he come out and can't let it dry. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Y'all tell them, come on. They be like, I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm like, ooh. This nigga, D.C. floor is fucked up. He got salt stains and shit all on this floor. This is just drips salt all on your wood. Now you got holes in your wood grain. I'm like, I got to get this shit fixed fucking with Earth.

What kind of cougars you got loose? Hey, man, bro. Answer salt get that loose. Oh, what it is. That shit get their body tender. Mm-hmm. Come on. Listen.

Okay, let that day drop. Come on, come, come, come, come on. This niggins sound like he tried. He sounds like he tried to get somebody in the back door. Come on, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. You got, I gotta tell them, let me know when you get out of the tub. You know why I don't like fucking with cougars. Why?

They got too many rules. They want to call you the next day and try to discipline. And let me tell you something, young man. Don't be fucking all, having my legs all up. I ain't know. No hope. You're fucking right to get in trouble for the other shit. You got my legs all over with a cougar.

Yeah. She called you, hello. Yeah, I mean, I know you little young boys like to have your little sex, but don't come over here without taking that trash out no more, okay? I got a whole bin of trash. I said it at the door for you when you left. I shouldn't have to tell you to take it out. They do, they do talk shit soon as you on the phone. Let you do some young nigggy shit like, leave a rubber in the trash can.

She'll tell your head, clean yourself up next time, okay? I fuck with you, but don't let this be the last time, okay? I'm not one of these young bitches, okay? I got a son your age, okay? Clean yourself up when I come over here, okay? You're being there like, yes ma'am? Yes, ma'am, whatever you say, man. I'm gonna take this out right now, yes ma'am.

But the thing about the cook, because she's going to always end it with something nice. You hungry? Sorry. You're hungry, you want something to eat. I just made some fresh cabbage. Y'all been fucking, y'all sound like y'all been fucking on some real nice ladies. Listen, I got some fresh cabbage in there on the stove. You can heat it up, but make sure you get your condoms out of the trash.

She'll grab it too. She's so gangster, she's like, I'm going to need for you to clean yourself up, okay? She don't even say that, though. She just, she hits you with the old lady. Do you know what this is? Anybody remember what this is right here? Yeah, we can't have this. No, not at all.

You got to take. This is show you what to do it. She'll roll it up. And you hold it. in your hand and you go and drop it in the toilet and flesh it down the toilet don't let that bitch flush it she'll take it i'm telling you i took it and she'll take it you like you know what all right y'all quit looking at these nice ladies you know what's about to be crazy bro what the social distance school year my daughter just started school online and i don't know

let me ask you a question if this does this make me a bad father right i had a conversation with her i said look baby you know i mean we got the school set up you got your desk set up but i'm gonna tell you like this you gonna get in trouble if any wild shit happened in school and you don't come get me i want to see it all right if you i want to see it if somebody mama come in cursing to teach you out because you got to think about how different this is about to be some epic movie shit you think the curse house was bad when the hood mama will come up to the school imagine how bad it's gonna be but she just got to walk out the room nigga she can hear you in there why is your house so did you clean up today and then she

come in bitch don't you motherfucker mind my bitch you any of that happened you call me i'm gonna get her a walking talking so she can just press the button and I can run and know the school about to be off the chain because with the blunt yeah that's going down you think about all the people who never had cameras in their house that's forced to have cameras in their house now we're about to see all this shit we just heard about in school you got he'll be cleaned up in the background you got to wear your beautiful listen not at my house I'm naked hey teach my dick out teach all right now maybe stand up that's what I'm saying key time of shit

Bro. Go ahead. Suspend the nigger. Suspend me. Think about how wild. Suspimit me. It would have been if you had to go to school online with a nigger like this. This nigger would have spent every night wanting, thinking about how he's going to be involved.

I got a fight. I got a thought. That is. Suspiment. And all they can do is just be like, remove him from the chat. Remove him from the, remove Mr. Whitfield from the chat. You just keep clocking back in. Bitch, I'm back.

Rest, suspend me. Just been me, nigga. Right, right, everybody tasting your phone, boy, you stupid as hell. Hold up, hey, I'm not like, look, come over here. I'm going to get on your computer. Right. I would have been trying to go viral every day on school. Why?

Let me tell you why it ain't going to work. Because the students know more about the technology than the teachers. Right. And just like niggas like him, who know how to go viral, going to go viral off school every day. Listen, I'm 8 o'clock in the morning. I can't wait to do this shit. I know I'm going to be naked. naked. I'm naked. I just got on my shirt. They don't need no ass naked. I'm ready.

Soon as somebody say, Mr. Whitfield, time out. I'm going to be the teacher. All right, Carlos Miller, present, Chad Ubray, present, cat, present. I'd be laying down. Mr. Bean present. Mr. Miller, present. Roy, are you here? All right. Mr. Whitfield. Mr. Whitfield. I'm here. Why did it take you so long to come into the shot, Mr. Whittville? Your Zoom is supposed to be set up at 8 p.m. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm at home. I don't know how you can be late. I was here. No, no, no. You need to be on time. If you're late again, then you will be expelled. I don't even give a fuck.

Excuse me? And you know why I don't get a fuck? Excuse me? What did you say? You don't what? Don't make me stand up. Keep talking. What? Watch your mouth, Mr. Whitfield. Mr. Whitfield. What my God? Remove Mr. Whitfield. Remove Mr. Whitfield. Hey, higgins. Why to get on motherfucket, huh? You said so?

I got a poop, keep talking. I got a poop. Brow, I did it. And then it's so fucking. I'm a goofy niggins like shit. Hey, now we ask the ass, bro. Hey, we're in there. Wait.

This thing's just thread to put his booty on camera. Booty hole on camera. Don't make you fuck. No, you got to be fair. You can't have your boot a whole little camera. You got to be like, push the park. That is. Oh.

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It's going down. It's going down. It's going down. You think them kids, nigger, the kids that be at home by their self ain't going to get into an argument on Zoom school.

Niggins are going to be like, we got big texts over there, bitch. Nick, big choppers, I'll shoot the shit out your bitch's ass. They can call me. I want to see because script. I don't know what to see you. He thought he turned his hair off, and he went and got the lotion, and, like, he...

Brough. Brough. Oh, I mean, why, man, you get... You got lotion, so, of course, your thumb slip. Nah, shit. Nagan. You thought you in... That digital school, you're about to be crazy.

We're about to have so many videos shit like this. Because you know, kids, you think you're going to calm them down when they're in class. How are you going to calm me down on the computer? Settle down. Fuck you, bitch. Ain't no settle down. Hey, you ever heard Tupupup? You listen to Tupap?

But how the head are you gonna be bad when your Wi-Fi fucking up? You are there like, suspend me? Aw, man, these fucking ain't, man. Hello? Hello? Hello? Are you here? What in the...

Oh, man. I'm on there. Listen, man, that shit about to be epic, boy. Dude. Hey, man, I'm through fucking with y'all, man. This is the crazy... These kids are not about to learn shit. Nothing.

How you gonna learn at home? You know they way they got to set up. you gotta check into every class like you really going to school my daughter is a different motherfucker when she wake up in the morning she's not the same person you mean to tell me she gonna have to get up and go sit straight in front of computer I know she gonna get in trouble Pierce why do you look like that because I'm tired shit I mean never mind kids be kids they my son getting to that age where he forget that I'm his daddy or something I don't know what the fuck going on with the

what I was like son how to school going online he was like man that shit lame I was like what did you say he's like nothing it was Nothing. Huh. Ha. That seems to be fun. No, but I ain't telling kids to do this. I'm talking to grown folks.

That's how I talk. Got to speak. You be talking to you. The motherfucker be trying. I'm talking to the grown folk now, not the kid. Nick. I'm going to tell you why school was a little bit. I went to school high.

Oh. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And my mama knew I smoked weed. I had, I told her because I fucked that. I told my mom, I smoked weed at 15. She tried. that though but she she kind of grew into it so but that's what I'm saying you

was still going into a building and you was able to be me Whitfield in the building but how you go now imagine you wake up smoke and then got to go sit in front of the zoom camera naked oh I'm smoking on camp but see this the thing though think about that we've grown and you think about what would be the best age to smoke weed it would happen to be 15 because at 15 you literally ain't got shit to do no real responsibility nothing you can't I can't even think of some shit to do. Right.

15, I would load it. Man. I would load it. They ain't a lot of schools so much fun. Yeah, school was fun. Like, I couldn't imagine that school was going to be online. Like, my daughter, I asked her, I was like, what shirt you're wearing in school tomorrow? Because that's really all, hey, that's all my fuck gonna see is the shirt.

You gotta have a nice shirt. She cleaned her room up on her own, though. She was like, nah, I don't want nobody to see my shit looking like this. Right. So that's all positive, but we're about to see you. You imagine a nigga getting disciplined on school, you and they're trying to learn and the history of the American nation, shut that goddamn phone off.

Oh shit, that nigga, George, this got smacked on camera, nigger, is going down. You know somebody, mama gonna be in the back cousin, man, y'all lay around this motherfucker all day, all day. Now you wanna fake like you're in school. You're still gonna clean this goddamn bathroom up. I don't give a fuck who hit me. This is my motherfucking house.

The teacher, who's parent is that? Don't worry about who parent it is, bitch. Listen to what the fuck you're supposed to be doing. And which one? Let me see the camera. Which one of these words was bothering you? Was it this bitch? Miss Johnson.

Boy, that's not her. She going to come down on the bullshit. I've been wanting to speak with you anyway. What the fuck? This going down. What's going to fuck the whole class up, ma'am, ma'am. I was going down. That digital school year about to be something to see, boy.

It ain't. I'm telling you. We're about to get back normal. Shit about to get normal again. It's about to get normal again. It's about to get normal again. You know what I got four more months. You know what I think it's like.

There was a time when you went to court of flight that you can pull up to the airport, run straight through the gate. Your whole family can go with you. Everybody can walk you through before 9-11. Then 9-11 happened and all that shit was dead. So I think that COVID-19 going to have the same effect. A lot of this shit that used to be able to do, you're not going to be able to do nothing. Oh, yeah. I ain't doing all that flying shit.

I'm about to get me a goddamn. Bus. Some. You ain't flying? No, sir. Nah. I don't, man. I feel like that's what the shit is.

That's just me person. I just feel like that. I feel like the shit at the airport just waiting on motherfucker. They ain't go right now. I need yesterday. Just getting there tomorrow. Like, where are you going? I got to go back in the pad so I can get there tomorrow.

Like, I ain't crazy. Yeah, I ain't really going too far and two in one direction. That's why I said. We're about to, I'm getting back on the ground. Fuck all that. Just the shit that's normal now, nigga, I was on line the other day. I was like, damn, there's some nice-ass mask right there.

I'm like, nigga, I'm in here talking about some nice-ass mask, you know the mask is killing us, too. I can believe that. Because we are breathing carbon dioxide. Yes, sir. Every time we blow that shit out, we're breathing that shit right back in, you dummies. Hey. Well, I'm wearing my mask every day.

Yeah, he don't fucking matter. Whatever. This shit's scary, man. But that's the wrong time I have allergies, though. Come, boy, I'd be stopping myself, the sneezing off the motherfucker in front of people. Yeah. Nika holding the sneezing, that shit hard too.

That shit had you looking like Will Smith at the red table. Hey bad, hey bad. Stop. It took that nigga everything and I just jump across that table, y'all. He was like, shalt you trying me in front of it. Man, go back and watch that shit. You see the exact moment where that nigga, whole goddamn mood change.

Yeah, we call it to hold the sneeze. You can see when the sneeze was coming in. That's right? Right, right, right, right. Entanglement. Ha. Ha. That wouldn't even cry right there.

It was in it. Ha! Entanglement. Yeah, that's what these braises are entanglement. These braids are entangled like a motherfucker, nigg. They definitely entangled. For real, this is a mean entanglement. Damn, man.

This 2020 then showed this motherfucking man. All the way. He ain't even done yet. Oh, my home virtual school camera, boy, wow. Yeah, right. Whole ass, 2020 is some bullshit, man. Fuck, this. I mean, like, it just keep getting worse than worse.

You keep hearing shit. This one girl on the Instagram model says she sucks seven dicks and one night. That's got to be a world record or something. On purpose? On purpose. No, I know a back of her throat hurt. Ooh, seven dicks and one night. That nerve right now.

That nerve right now. She's gonna catch a childhood. That's great. She's gonna have to stop. Hold on, hold on. Good, good. It's what? Fuck, man.

Never. She probably sing opera. Oh, what? She would. She swatling her two? Oh, my God. She said she had the whole basketball. Was this a basketball?

Real quick, real quick. I don't, I don't know was this. It might be, but she said this a woman of African-American descent. Oh, I bet. Of course not. Cool. Oh, she said on another pocket. Yeah.

Don't look for her, bro. You don't want that head. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. He's crazy. He's crazy. He's like that. His girlfriend is still making poor.

He said, what? What kind of porn? With the baby in? Girl, don't say that. What kind of porn, though? Like, is it? With him or with somebody? No, no.

With other men? This big, girl. Hey. And big girl. Ooh. Where the fuck are we right now? Right. That one just that one meant with 2020 like a nice picture right here. Yeah

Welcome back to the 85 South show. What's what the fuck going on happening? Guys, guys. In 2020. Jesus. It's a nice picture. They out here sucking dicks by the sevenths and everything. About eight ball. She went and bought itself. I want if they put that on the scale like buddy put yourself on the scale. Like damn.

How'd she do that? Did she look around the room? Was like, all right, everybody's straight, everybody good? We cool? What y'all wanted some pizza or something? Shoot, you can go one more time? Damn. I wonder what the seventh nigger, how had, he bad, he wanted to have snake. That was the driver.

Like, bro, how bad do you need your dick suck when the sixth nigger come out? Like, boy, she's still going. Fuck, damn, then. Even the middle, nigger. Right. You like, damn, two motherfugger. You know that bitch, breath stink like a motherfucker at the two. She got all the chemicals and all that shit.

Hey, boy. If you're anywhere out of two, you're a nasty motherfucker, bro. One of them niggas, boy. watch too many of them niggas go. He was like, man. This bitch was a fool, bruce. She's still worn her. Come on here, bro.

Come on, man. Man, fuck that, man. Go ahead. She's just getting in her groove, bro. He's just like, one of watching. One of them watching. Right. Another one.

DJ Callet Boys, another one. Wasn't a nigga, that's a good boy. And he was the weird, though. He was like, hold up, man. I know she can go down. I know my boy can get damn kill this. Right. Wasn't a nigga that walked in the door?

Was that his job? He walked and peeing in the door. Hey, good? You could you get up for a no? All right. He came out the room getting weird ass coming. Then you almost killed that bitch. Oh, I heard it.

Hey, the way you had that big one, oh, oh, boy, you're fooled this. You're stupid. Oh, my goodness. You're stupid, what? I ain't right. And that was that nigg is weird. Hey, brother. This nigga was the dick sucks chaperole.

This one one in a life. That nigga enjoyed that shit way too. Hey, man. This bitch is on. Fool, you hear me. Hey, boy. This nigga is too little bit. She's gonna be tired now, bro.

She'll slow down a little bit. Look. There'll be the nigger that you leave on the next trip. She'll slow down a little bit. She ain't got tired now. You're watching everybody, man. Everybody gets their dick suck. Here you need to go.

That's a weird ass shit right there. This nigga sitting out in the motherfucker hallway like the receptionist. Hey, man. What's your name? Alright, Jeff. I'm gonna just put your cell phone down, man. And go ahead in, man. You know, I may.

Have a good time. Like you walking through a maze. All right, man. Just take you watch you. all that shit, man, just go ahead, man. What if the niggas she originally came to see, didn't even know she was like that? I'm a homeboying them outside.

Oh, they good. They can come in. What, what the fuck? Hey, he ain't one homeboy heard it. Hey, what boy, what the fuck? She said it's good. We're coming in. We're coming in.

Diggas out there, motherfucking lie. Like, you waiting on some free shit. What? What, you know, you understand how that shit was? Social distance. That is. That's weird. That is so strange.

That's some wild shit right there. Social, what? The social distance, dick sucks. That's what she was provided. Yeah. You said what? She was what? Oh, man.

The main cat she was dealing with when they played. It was a nigga on the bitch. Wow. She over there fucking with the tie knick. Wow. This bitch is desperate. All she needed was an end. That bitch was a assassin.

She didn't matter what. She needed somebody to get an end. Hey, the Phoenix Suns went eight and a no in the bubble, and they went seven and o in her mouth. That's crazy. And you know what? That's crazy, bro. That's crazy, bro.

They only had one of the hell, but damn. These niggas went eight and a no in the bubble and seven in her mouth. The dude who probably first called the heat probably ain't even hit. He'd been kissing all in the mouth. Oh, Lord. I'm talking about he. He thought she was really about to be his girl like that. Good man.

Your girl, now's the man. She's like a whole lot of thing. Oh, ha, ha. Anytime a nigga do that, but he knows of. Oh, huh, huh, huh. That's how you say ho. Oh, that's my girl right now. Oh, ho.

That's how you call her a ho. You don't know what's just saying right out. See, that's nobody get to talk about. See, that's my job as the father. I got to make sure my son don't grow up to be that nigger who goes seventh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He got to be first. Yeah. Got to be first. Gotta kick it all. Yeah, my, if he ain't got to leave right as you do it. Don't stick around. Go. Hell no, bro.

You know they weren't making her brush your teeth. In between a dick sucks enough and they were just going straight in back to back. Nobody said, hey man, hey man, hey, hand me that. You don't want to know the details of that shit. No, no, no. But let's go, let's go put set the record straight. Two of them things went together. It was always the girl who was orchestrating the shit.

Always. She said she did it because she wanted to. It was consent. Oh, definitely. Oh, congratulations, ma'am. Ma'am. It would never no nigger making a big to do nothing. I hope one of them niggas get you a trophy.

Yeah, damn. You deserve a MVP trophy. You really got to- Go ahead, Johnny. Niggas got to do better. For real. But we're not just going to put that on the niggins. But listen, that's how, that's how fucked up 20-20.

That means did all that just to get in again. These niggas are professional basketball players, and they couldn't even come up with two hoes. Yeah. Or seven. Or seven. A nigga had shit of one bit. I mean shit

this bitch came in the van man hell no it's not even the suns it's the shadows because them niggins don't I play for the phoenix shadows those niggins don't even play for the team oh damn

that's a new type of shit going on how you know yeah let me tell you what I did last Sunday the phoenix sun and that's the thing is as much as I love here I don't want no goddamn head that's getting passed down my nigga No.

Not in the moment. Especially when nigger got the weight on it? Right. Oh man, you know Carlos in there right now. You in there reading the Jet Magazine, nigga, like this shit crazy, bro. I ain't even know these. They need to bring the Jet Beauty of the Week shit back, bro. Yeah.

Oh, I thought that name was gonna come out. You in there like the DMV waiting on your number to be called. Bing, 117. Fuck, man. Oh no, if a nigga don't show up, I'm gonna go at it, no. Right. Hell, nah. Nah, man.

That what do you say to the niggas that's still waiting after you done? You stupid? Hey man, y'all boys take it easy. Hey, it's worth to wait. You're stupid? It's worth to wait. That shit is so funny, bro. I got why.

Something's stored like that. I can't even tell you. I'm like, yep, yep. Keep them to myself. Yeah, don't let nobody know you was there. Nah, I wouldn't never there. Uh-uh. I heard about it.

Mm-hmm. I heard. You heard what they did? Mm-hmm. Until then. To me. Fly, I guarantee you, bro, that we're going to see some videos or some kids doing exactly that.

They see what. Guess who I am. DC on Fly, bitch. I ain't, I ain't. But he didn't tell you to do it. Y'all baby. He just was telling you what he would have done. Yes, that's all I'm saying.

If the teacher got, especially for a teacher who I can't stand and I know she don't fuck with me, I'm going to get you, bitch. What you're going to do? Teachers be fucking up, people, future. I'm going to get you right now. Yeah. A lot of niggas be lying on their teacher. You know that lady ain't say, you ain't gonna be shit. You ain't even come to class enough for her to notice you that much.

I had a bipolar teacher. She would tell me, like, look, John, look at this shoes. I'm like, here, yeah, this bitch, ugly lady. She'd be like, uh-huh. Now go to the principal office. Ooh, that's fucked up. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong? You tricked me.

Why did you tell me about the shoes and you know how I peep? Another thing that's changed at school is how these teachers be fucking the students. I ain't had not one teacher throughout my entire school that I was once a pussy from, not one. These are old black women that been teaching for 30, 40 years. I had a teacher that used to eat more turkey bacon. I got one teacher, Nick Carwell, oh, if you see it.

Please, please, please. You like Ms. Carwell? Oh, nigga, I haven't, I haven't. And Ms. Zachary? I ain't never had one that was like that. You know it's handy, yeah, baby. No. Not one.

All my teachers are. Like you said, them old school. Yeah, old school. With them big old Baptist church tithes. She said pencils and pencils shabble. Hell no. She sit in the hallway because she don't got no glass like that. Them motherfucking tits sit real low on top of that belt.

There's way to fuck down here. She grading papers all. See, I think... When your teacher can fold her arms like this and the tits be under there, I don't like that. You got a lot of young teachers that come out there because you know more people start going to college. But when I was young,

It was only a few teachers and all them women was not, nobody you was trying to get no pussy from. I was scared of shit out you. The bipolar teacher, I would have tall ass her too, me. I'm gonna tell you what made me never want to fuck none of my teachers. When they used to come over to the desk and bend down and help you be like, no, bitch, move. See that little chick, I figured out, I figured out.

I figured out, move. That is a consistency. That little chick hair, she got like three on. You're like, bitch, you've been too. Yeah, she's even ugly when she bent down to help you. down to help me like no I figured out my god damn that's how that's how my teacher used to be she used to eat that raw turkey bacon and come get close to you that wise you in here talking I told you to be quiet look ugh bitch get the

fuck out my face plus teachers back when moving school was weird as fuck like you know how you go to school with half the goddamn you know half of the year 180 days whatever you had that one weird ass teacher this bitch eat apples every day for lunch like how the fuck you eat apples every goddamn damn you don't eat nothing else Nope, not that you're gonna see. My teacher, no, I was red because I told the truth. I remember my teacher had bad-ass brough one day.

And she stood on my desk and she was like, I don't know what I did to make her mad, but I was trying to tell my partner and I'm trying to prove a point. And I know I would whisper. So I went trying to be this. But she came on my desk and she was like, John, Mr. Whitfield. And I could just, feel.

And then your name with the devil, too. So she got like, woo, Whitfield. That shit hit my nose. I said, I'd be damned. damn what what what what I be damn what god damn man I remember that shit I got yeah that teacher breath was something different back then boy oh no you hear me as a child listen when you curse as a child you meant that shit real talking she said she was like witsy I'm like I be damn what god damn you don't smell that

We had this drunk-ass teacher named Ms. Curry. She used to be drunk as a motherfucker. She used to teach, like, science and chemistry. She had, like, the lab classroom. She used to go in their closet and just stay in that, motherfucker, come out drunk as fuck. She was handing out some papers one day, nigger. She fought it by my niggins.

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That niggins stupid. Hell no, bro. That's just game to change. I ain't had no teachers that was... I had all my... Like, my whole, like, from elementary school from like first to fifth grade, all my teachers was like...

built like air fries, nigga, I'm talking about just wide, bro. I'm talking about the air fry, you know, I'm going to slide down there. Yeah, for real, bro. You got to jump him to it? Oh, no, bro. I'm scared of you.

I'm scared of you. I never get Ms. Rosado, bro, white teacher, bro. I only had a few like white teachers. We used to be like shocked that there's white teacher at the school. This is my first time ever witnessing somebody had a nerve problem.

Nigger, her ass used to jiggle on your own, bro. Ooh, I wish I knew. She used to be standing there, and it was, it was, it was, There was a rumor like, man, Mr. Rosado ad be moving. And I'm like, y'all, boom, shit. They're like, well, you got to see it.

So that's really how I just be looking at asses a lot, because I study and watch Ms. Rosado ad for like three days. I ain't never seen no ad just moving. I'm just like, man, I got to see it. Man, that motherfucker, man, that's swel enough that shit be at the boy and that motherfucker's like. I'm not about to look. I'm not looking. I'm not looking.

She had a body at the boy, that mumbole did. She had an automatic twerk. That man got a twitch on her ad, bro. That crazy. A twerk twitch. You're crazy. Listen, bro, that she's just juggled, bro. That she'd be like, eh.

You be like, what the fuck? And bitch, I know you feel that. That's a nerve. Hey, man, the black teachers was the shit back then. I had a teacher named Mr. Vavor. This nigga used to get his head done in class. This nigga was like a 70s pimp. I swear to God.

You know you're supposed to sign permission slips when you go on field trips. We came to school one day. This nigga was like, hey, man, who got bus tokens? We was like, we got bus tokens. We was like, we got bus tokens. All right, come on, we're ready going to trip. This nigga took us on the metro bus downtown. Metro bus downtown, act like he was great, take us in the FBI building, bro, and couldn't

get in because he had his knife on him and was like, man, y'all niggas go ahead, man, y'all got y'all token, I see y'all tomorrow. And left us downtown by itself, bro. That nigga didn't give a fuck, my nigger. I'm telling you, Mr. Favore. I don't know if you're still around, Mr. Favore, but you was a legend for that, nigger. That nigger was like, all right, boy, y'all boys take it easy. I catch y'all tomorrow.

They ain't going to let me in here with my knife. I was like, nigger. This nigga is a player. He just dropped y'all ass off. He just dropped us off. No permission slip or nothing, bro. That was one of the funnest days ever. I had a teacher named Mr. McKay.

You just act just like an auntie. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That nigga just like an auntie. Bruh, this nigga used to be arguing every day with a motherfucker. He ain't never teach because all he used to do is argue with my mother. Don't worry about what I'm doing. You need to be worried about passing this class.

Okay. This is home... This is home... Exactly. Oh my God. Boy, my school used to be ladies here, bro. I can imagine. You went to school with white people.

I can't imagine what that was like. That was not fun. That's what I'm saying. All the white people that was in my school, they were. You went to school with white people too? They were like two or three. They were orphaned. I never went to school with one white person in my whole school

in from pre-K to 12 grades. That's kind of normal with black kids. You know what's different about white people? They used to play in fights. They're playing. You got that. It would be on site. 3 p.m.

No, white people would be like, Thursday after school. Me at the fucking park. And they write notes through each other. Dude, are you coming to the fight? What fucking... Dude, you didn't know? Fucking Jason and Jeremy are having a fucking throw down this Thursday. They're gonna fucking bash, bro.

You know, these guys fucking hate each other. It's gonna be so fucking dope. It's gonna happen at 3.30, though. So, like, right after school, when everybody's leaving, you gotta be there bro like is it's gonna happen like at 3 30 i know jason he's gonna fucking be there right he's gonna fucking be like all week they'll just be making up shit dude you know fucking jeremy dude he fucking trains fucking m m m ms seriously his dad is like a badass like seriously like one of the badst motherfuckers so he's gonna win the fight dude i don't

fucking know because like jason's fucking rocked bro you know jason's a fucking shit house You know what I mean? Fucking Jeremy is quick as fuck though. You know what I mean? He's like nimble and shit. Like he's like a real fucking ninja. So that's gonna be fucking good. Have you ever seen him even have a fight before?

Dude, I've seen fucking Jeremy like literally almost fucking kill this guy. Like literally, he literally almost fucking killed this guy. Dude, he like beat the shit out of this dude with like his fucking bare hands and shit, bro. Like this dude, like was calling his sister like a bitch and all this shit. And like we were at this party and we were all drinking and shit and Jeremy was just like quiet, bro, and he's just like fucking snap Yeah, like I've never seen him like that like he like fucking blacked out on this kid bro and he like beat the shit out of this dude like seriously Dude, I'm gonna fuck not only I'm gonna fucking be there dude. I'm gonna fucking see it. Oh Seriously like he literally beat the shit

Like dude literally hey this is the one that the father was an MMA dude his dad is fucking a bad ass bro he said that oh my fuck gonna be that I'm gonna be that I'm gonna be there oh my fucking see it oh my god hey man oh that was a funny shit oh oh he's that I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna fucking see it. Oh, that was funny. Hey, what did Jeremy do to the kid, bro? Dude, he literally beat the shit out of this dude, right?

With his bare fucking hands, bro. Like, seriously. He didn't slam him on nothing. Dude, this is a fucking psycho. I'm serious, bro. Like, this dude was all in his face and he was like, what are you gonna fucking do? Pussy, he was calling him a pussy.

Like, you pushed this dude. Like, I saw him grab his fucking finger, bro, and like, like bin that shit. Damn. Like, he fucking broke this kid's finger. And then he kept beating his head after that. And he like, it took like fucking six of us to like get him off this kid, bro. Wow.

Like that type of shit. Damn. Yeah. What's it called? Like Jason? Jason. Dude, that dude, it's like 400 fucking pounds, bro. Seriously.

He's a fucking shit house. Do you know what they going to want to fight for? Dude, because it's like, all because of Whitney's fucking ass. Whitney's fucking ass, bro. Like, Whitney was supposed to get some pills for Jason, like, from Jeremy. Okay. This bitch, like, got the pills and, like, did them all,

like, 30 fucking Xanax by herself, bro. Like, that's the day she almost fucking died in, like, seven period. Yeah. So that's what the fight is over. Yeah, like, fucking Whitney. It's her fucking fault. So, like, she owes, like, dude,

she owes Jeremy, like, $15,000. What? Yeah, and Coke. Whoa! In Coke, in Coke, bro. Seriously, like, don't fucking say that. I'm not, you're good, you're good, bro. You good?

Bro, I wouldn't have been able to make it. I'm listening to all that. I feel like I'm in school. I know, right. I'm listening to all that. Man, this shit, man, there was this one white dude I went to school with this motherfucker. Like, when everybody first was started

fuck tag taking ecstasy and going to raise and shit, this motherfucker got caught with like 300 eggs pills one day, just randomly. These motherfuckers had. He's had so many pills from this shit. They ain't even know what the sentence this motherfucker with at this time. This nigga had all the pills.

In school. In school. That's a zero drug. Now he got caught right up the street from the school, but from the school police officer. That's still a zero drug zone. What is, no drug, what a no drug zone? Drug free zone.

Same shit. Same shit, yeah. I'm definitely entertained by that fight. I want to see that bitch now. I'm thinking 30. I really want to see that. 3.30, I'm gonna be there, my nigg. Dude, they're gonna fucking.

have a throwdown. It's fucking going seriously. Are you driving? No, dude, we're gonna fucking walk up there because it's like we want to get there like as soon as the bell rings. So like everybody's leaving that light right at 3 o'clock. Okay.

It's gonna be fucking assy. I'm, we're gonna wobble with him, bro. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He didn't go to school with no white man. Not once, bro. You know, white girls, they don't even fight. They usually just write notes about each other

and give them to each other. to each other. You're a fucking whore, Whitney. Like, seriously. And we know you got your tits done. Like, let's fucking talk about it, bitch. Fucking, yeah, and she's a fucking 15-year-old prostitute. Yeah, talk about that shit.

Talk about that shit. Talk about that shit. That's the line. White girl fight. That's thing lying. Yeah, but you don't want to fucking talk about that shit. You don't want to talk about that shit. Yeah.

fucking talk about that shit. Telling all each other business. They talk all, all. Soon as white girls get mad, they tell everything. So you're not going to tell you dark secrets. That Jeremy gave you an STD. None.

So you're not going to talk about how you fucking had a fucking abortion last summer? Yeah, when we were at a fucking camp. Yeah, talk about that fucking shit. Talk about that fucking shit. It'd be deep dark shit. Like, whoa, what the fuck? At camp. What the fuck?

Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, an abortion in camp, my name. Yeah, but you don't want to fucking talk about that shit. Hey, hell no, I ain't never got that black people. From pre-K, D.C. public schools. That's what started a black fight. If you start talking about a nigga business,

and you get close to telling the secret, a nigga hitting you straight in your shit. White people don't even get mad. That's a nigga with the fake. Fow! Why you punch me in your face? Stay in your place. They're gonna fucking talk. All the secrets coming out as soon as they fall out.

And yeah, why don't you tell them how your fucking brother will overdose? because you gave them the fucking fentanyl but you don't want to talk about that shit whoa whoa that's they that's they tag but you don't want to talk about that shit boy that's hilarious bro that's crazy all black people what the school would be boy man white people when they break up they hook their friend up with their ex and shit and everybody still be cool I never seen no shit like this like you know the white people they all fuck like by the time they graduate they all fucking date each other so like

Whitney and Matt break up and then Matt fuck with Britt Whitney best friend Brittany and then Whitney fucking with chairman then they break up and then they hook all their exes up with Brian and Jeffrey bring his ex and hook his boys up so everybody keep a bitch nigga entanglement high it's crazy man I ain't nothing man white people some of the straight Just motherfuckers I ever seen, bro. I think it took it to the next level. He took it to the next level. He took it to the next level.

They do what? That's why they'd be doing that incess shit. Showed it. They'd be fucking each other. Boy, hey. Yo, yeah, you like your sister. Bro, no. These are just white people I grew up around.

It only happened once. We would have to pull. Let me, that fuck up, me. Like your sister, dude. The motherfuckers. One thing about white people, though, man, is they love to fuck out their friends. Like they will cram and sit on top of each other

just to be around. I like, say friends, we had lunch, right? You know, a niggas sit together, they might run out of the room. Nick, sit at the shit over there. I'll have four with y'all tomorrow or whatever. You know, a nigga sit behind or at another spot or across the street.

You're like, niggins ain't no thing. Like, we can use the shit together, but shit, it's tight. These motherfuckers will sit on the floor about it. I'm like, nigger, what kind of shit is that? I'm not sitting on the goddamn floor. You want to be by you bad ass. Man, what the fuck?

Fucking, fucking. Indian criss-cross apples sauce. This shit is sticky. You know, these niggas ain't mocked them all fucking three days. Your whole ass stuck on the ground. Hell no, you ain't sitting on no floor. White people have lunch outside in the front yard. White people do everything in the front yard.

Apparently, I ain't, the white people get drunk in the front yard. Smoke weed and all that shit in the front yard. They do everything in the front yard. White people be having fun right in. front of niggas and we don't even know what the fuck they'd be doing this shit when I was in high school they used to play this shit called hack a sack a sack you remember that where they'd just be kicking the beam oh yeah yeah yeah stupid ass shit no work nigger that shit stupid white white people do got their own

sports we don't even try to fuck with handball niggas is just professional hand frisbee professional frisbee to a nigger ultimate frisbee I can't never throw a frisbee that shit might live they got the shit called disc golf disc golf yeah where you take a frisbee and you play golf with it like they got a little spots hit up and you take the frisbee and you try to hit this look it's like a trash can what about the stupid little bean bad shit where you got to throw the shit in the hole like oh that's that's cornhole yeah that little fuck shit they try to walk across stupid mother what type of shit what is the black people equivalent to some shit like a hack you said uh

So I'm going to eat them up. Spades. Knapag. Throwing rocks at cards. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Fly. Anything you had to put your foot in for?

No, I'm telling you. That's what we used to do. What about four square? I know y'all know about four square. I don't know what that is. That niggas will be lined up like the knickers told just to play four square. What's four square? Man, nigger be one square right here, one square right here, one square right here and another square right here.

There's the ball. is the server and the nigger who get out you got to go crazy so nigger being that motherfucker like i get the serve like hey yeah you know what time that oh but got to steal your shit you got to style your shit you out let's do it uh-huh nigga been that peck what that shit man who's going to do that oh yeah i ain't ever played four squirt yeah they's using the inner city and shit yeah I'm in the inner city huh curb ball curve ball now nigga hang on the curb what's another nigga over there another nigga how you get the jump shot where hit that bit bit right back on the corner look this shit right here this is it you ain't seen that before over the car that

oh nah hell no hell no Nah, man. Some white people's shit. Bitt coming right back. Here we go. What they did right there, game, Father? The, uh, the four square. You were talking about?

Oh, four square. Oh, that shit lit, boy. Niggas would be outside all day playing four square. And niggas would get mad if you've been number one. What I just thought about? What's that? Nica. They don't freestyle.

They don't freestyle. Like rap? Yeah. You turns out? Yes they do. No, they do. Yes, they do. Like, you ain't never just seen like no random lads,

like a group of white dudes and they just bustin' free. and they just bustin freestyle. Yes, it do. They probably, we just don't see it. They keep it amongst themselves. They keep it amongst themselves, but I'm sure white people got a cipher just that they only got going on

and they just rap about white shit. That's you, nigga. At 3330, there's a fight, I'm gonna go there. I'm like, me and my boy got to fight him behind force. Well, I saw a fucking video of some Asian dudes fighting at a party and they was like, What's up, nigger? What's up, nigger?

I see two white dudes fighting. They're gonna, Yeah, I'm like, this shit crazy. I'm telling you, so you think they ain't rapping? They're spitting like a motherfucker. This they want to be us bad. Yeah. She's crazy.

Shit crazy. Hey, lo, they're trying to get see murder out of the jail. Yes, sir, see murder about to call on, OG. Yeah, see murder, need to see freedom. Yeah. Right, let that nigga go, man. For real, man. And he got a favorite dancing mind, bro.

And I forgot what the name on. See murder, be dancing? No, yes, sir. Yes, sir. It was in that, damn, what video that was? I want to say, no. Who, that's the son. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. I need to cover crowd that motherfucker like this. Yeah. Yeah. That's that Hooty Who video right there. What? That's a little shit. And as crazy as it is, salute to Kim Kardashian too, because she really,

and Monica too, you know what I mean? Salute. Who ever played a part of that? You know, but you know, they need to get C murder out. They need to get, what's my, what's my Matt? you know I mean it's a bunch BG it's a bunch of people man because they Fem my things these dudes is more valuable to the community especially at a time like this out here we need them type of niggas to be able to influence the

youngers you know what I'm saying so they and then and he didn't been in jail for how long behind that shit 18 years bro that's crazy that's a lot free all the niggas man you know me not all of them but the ones that the real ones huh Joe who oh yeah you're talking about the tiger nigga nigga

yeah I don't know if I want free Joe Exotic no fuck it man let Joe out Curled Joe hate that bitch Girl Baskin's gonna get her Get him slump He can't stand that man Hey you cool cats and kittens

I heard that fuckers out of you know No we're not going to do that Cool Cats and Kittens At 3.30 We're gonna go out I'm gonna beat the shit out of that kid Free Joe Exotic

Yeah That dick still talking that shit, man. Free everybody, isn't it? They're gonna do it for a baby day. They're gonna do a whole thing about me. They'll lock me up. Hold, look, I gotta say it. You wanna come over here and love on this little baby tiger.

A little baby tiger. That dick is crazy, man. Who won't you come over here and live on this little baby tiger? One of them tigers that too. A couple times. You see that shit? And they were like, get out of my leg. No, don't worry about it.

Stop! Stop! He's about to kill you, man. He had his hand on that six-shooter. He was about to bust that tiger. No, he shot him down. He was like, fuck, that's what I had to do. He had what?

Man, Joe was out there going crazy, man. That motherfucker had the handicapped crush. This was the most fucked up part about the whole documentary though, when the people who worked there was getting the groceries at the type of food from Walmart. Oh, yeah. Like, nigga.

The man was like, that's still good. Still good, man. They're tripping, Yeah, that's still good, man. They were still in the meat. They didn't give me to them. They bought over in the Walmart truck uncovered. That was a lot.

I'm talking about this bitch. This shit was just sitting in the back of a truck for who knows how long. Niggins said this shit got two hands up. That nigga knew how many days and he said, you just got about two days left. Hey, man. When the girl got a fucking arm snatched off by the tiger,

and then went back to work. Went back to work. Yeah, hell not. I had to work. I've seen that shit. Shuttle in their beach. It probably had to see the same tiger and the tiger was talking shit like, yeah, bitch. I'm gonna get that other arm to you.

Right. To you ever put your arm in this motherfucker. Say some stick. Nah, it's probably say some slick shit too. I ain't like these pussy ass tigers that y'all got in here, bitch. I ain't no fucking zoo animal, bitch. I'm a real tiger. I've been in the streets before, bitch.

I've been out there. Slick shit to. Send another one of them motherfuckers in here. Hey, man, your home girl was the little. home girl was delicious nigger tell you that much talking shit to the other employees hey joe exotic your home girl he laid back in the cage like you know what they say about those employees they're great joe exotic yeah bring his ass thing here that nigga cream I appreciate you fellas for bringing me on your podcast yeah I was watching it in there I was

he's definitely coming you get out Joe come on you we'll definitely hey we got some Let me just before you join God. Don't breathe no more. No, he can't come on here, bro. He can't come on here. He can't come straight on here. I appreciate you guys. But do you know Karabasas?

Yeah. Hello. Hey, Carol Basquez. Hey, listen, you can call it too. Hey, you cool cats and kittens over there at the 85 South Show. You know what I mean? We're down here on the ranch. Well, we gotta get Carol Basket on that, bitch.

We've got the tities in the building and kitties in the building. How about that? Titties and kitties. Hey, you cool cats and kittens. Freecy murder. But the crazy part about it is they're doing the same shit. Bro, what did Joe Biden come out and say that shit? What are you talking about?

Joe Biden would be like, it is as high time that they free C murder. It's time for them to free C murder. See murder should have never been locked up. And that's exactly the platform I'm going to run on. No, he ran on the reverse platform. He was sending niggies to Jizzell. He created the law, the 100 to 1 law. 100 grams of powder cocaine

is the equivalent to one gram of crack rock, bro. And the citizen with lobster... A hundred grams of powder cocaine is the equivalent of one gram of crack. So if you get caught with one... You can get caught with 100 grams of cocaine and get the same time for one gram of crack, bro.

And he got it on that. He said, we would just come up with anything just to send him away. I'm like, man, that shit is so fucked up, man. It's so many niggas. right now but shout out to all the niggas that's not who was smart enough to just sell cocaine and let the crack hairs cook it themselves fuck y'all Joe said no fuck y'all hey that was a fishing thinking shout out to the plug that was a big game is crazy yeah well everybody from the four

you had to be doing good to do some powder back in the day rich rich niggas you bought powder on payday and you listen to a record like y'all want some of this good shit uh-huh say yeah my There's a pie in front of somebody, but you can't do crack. Hell no. You make me feel so good. Cutie pie. Listen. You need you be having an old pill container.

I'm like, what would you got in there? I'm going to tell you how expensive cocaine was. It was only one person in your family that could do it. Your uncle was the only crackhead in the family because it was, that's how much your family had to support. We could only support one drug out of it. There's one in every family. There you go. I got a couple.

Y'all was doing real well. It's your week. Nicky like, no, niggas, nigger, you gotta do it too. Hey, man. Fuck that. I'm just we can't. It don't matter how much time passed. Ain't no old nigger gonna ever say the word cocaine.

He'll tell you a whole cocaine story but never say cocaine. Look, we haven't been ball and boy, man. We had a lot, you know what? Yeah. You're gonna get him. Yeah. You're gonna get him. What?

Open your mouth, huh? We can get him cocaine. Me and your dad went up there to get him going to hang, brother, you know we're... But I'd have bought my man over here, brother, like, you gotta speak English, man. Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about. Listen to me. So look, we're hitting the mom. I'm hitting the game, man.

I got the business over there. See that game all the way up, Bill. You get me? I'm the only one in the bottom. He's going to go in. I got to get him a buck. So listen, listen, listen, listen. So look, he's getting the business back of this out.

You know what I'm going to, like. Yeah, hey, hey, he didn't get here with a man. Yeah. You know what I said? You got to be all right. You got to make, come on, we got to do something else. You know what I mean? You got tired of that shit.

I'm not going to do this, all that. You know what? You know what? We're not going to be doing this. That's me. That's not going to go. Right. What are you going to?

Right. She think this is a girl. It's me. She thought this is all. That's me. She's thinking this. They ain't open his mouth yet. They can still lock jawed off the coat.

Oh, let me get with me. They be talking regular here till they get to the cocaine store. Yeah. It's a wild tag. I remember one time. We're going in. Yeah, man. You're on.

You know what you're on? You know what you're on? You know, you get butt-nick. And I got to go to eat. And that's the thing you're letting in on a certain part. Butt-naked. You know, man, my bitch. I won't get in that motherfucker-nacket.

Get back in. Come back here. Oh, man. Cocaine get the part of me. I'm glad. Oh my god, y'all niggins. I'm glad. That's the only drink.

Every nigger got some good cocaine store. They'll never tell you about the bed. Only the hot times, right. So look, I'm working down there in Atlanta at the airport when they first started. I'm making something hundred hours a week. Take it home. I'll stop out.

Yeah. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Well. Let's stop by me, you know, a week. Why you were that one? No, Friday.

We didn't get on. Some of a week take on. Okay. Yeah, I'm getting on something. Yeah. Yeah. You one nigga knew exactly what you're like y'all. Hell yeah.

Uh, y'all. So look, we hired a motherfucker. We? Me, we had a motherfucker. Me, your name, the little Joe, oh, fuck. I'm talking about this shit was. That everybody had their own?

Everybody had their own, yeah. I'm on my way. All his story, he's the only one. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm straight. You're making 700 off a few. You know the only one that could go get your own. Yeah, he was making $700 a week. You know what to go get it.

Our daddy's, yeah, I daddy wasn't making that money. No, sir. This shit, that's way back, though. This was, it was 80, what, 81? 81. Yeah, way, way. I'm glad I wasn't born back then. I know I would have been on it.

You said that you were going to... I know that for exactly how it is. I know exactly that. Because cocaine wasn't how it was. It still is, but the perception of it wasn't that. No. Yeah. What?

It was a rich man. If you weren't doing it, they was looking at you like, why? Cold rich man. I couldn't fuck with the goddamn Coke. You know, oh, you're going to do some cocaine. Everybody going to think we own Coke, because we didn't talk about it. talking about it for so long. We are.

What I was about to say, really, we're going to, because I can't snort and my nostrils get too wide, nigga. I fuck around and OD off the first time, but snorting too much at one. That was two lines, chico. Oh, my bad, goddamn. My fault, I thought it was one. See, I like to dance. That's gonna get you kicked at the party.

I can't come back to the party no more. You don't know how to hit the line right. You got damn sniffing out of one nose, but you're breathing out the other one. Now you're just, now you're just gonna let me talk a snotty line. Like, you fucking up, me go, man. You know me. Don't let that motherfucker come over here, no. I would have been too late.

They don't know how to do it. I'm energetic. I would have been, what? Boy, I can't imagine you. Yeah, you would have a heart attack. Boy, you'd have a heart attack. Boy, you'd have killed yourself. Yeah, you've been outside dancing for 22 hours.

What we're doing, man? What are we doing, man? Chill out, Nick. Man, I can't. I'm trying to sit out. Bro, stop. Fuck that. Hell, no.

I can't. You heard what the digger said. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, digger, that dick, that dick, it was serious. No way. I would have probably thought I was a superman on that shit. Fuck you. COVID.

Want to race? You don't want to fuck with that shit. I'm so glad I ain't never did no drugs. Oh my God. Drugs is not the life. No powder. No type of powder. No coke, no dope.

None of that shit, digger. That dope had motherfuckers sleep. You don't, you don't never. you don't never want to do no shit that you need some some equipment melatonin you don't want nothing you need some equipment to do right that's a good like methamphetamine you need a spoon right like a lot of people think that that drinking ain't a drug me if you start getting drunk by yourself that's when that's when you know you're addicted to the alcoholic yeah when you start getting just sneaking off and drinking by yourself have a little taste when you start to have a little

taste that's your own little whiskey ball where you got to have a little taste now man I'm gonna get me a little taste real quick ain't nothing but a little taste niggins you need it to goddamn real always act like somebody looking at them trying to cuff that motherfucker drink man you thirsty ain't not but a little taste I didn't need a little taste that shit be that shit be smooth that she'd be live a little taste god damn it I hate the motherfucker that you drink Everybody around me drinking, they couldn't take this shit with. Oh, yeah.

I didn't see you react to some drunk, motherfucker. The elevator boy, that shit is still something for this shit. Tell them up, man. What about you? Yeah, hell yeah. We get the elevator. Everybody in the elevator drunk. I get on the elevator.

This nigga fly standing in the corner like motherfucking juice, nigga. He like bishop or juice, this nigga. They get to talk and they like, ah, chigo, what's that? We turned to this bitch. That thing fly this out of nowhere. Man, y'all bitch is shat the fuck up in this bitch, bro. I'm like, bro, what the fuck wrong with you? These bitches drunk, bro.

Open the door, open the door, bro. I'm like this thing, though, like drunk people at all. No, sir. My sister choked me one time. She was drunk. I was 12 years old. She said, move my car. I said, I can't move your cause.

She's... I grew up around. I grew up around a lot of... Trunk and fuck out of me. This is my sister choking the shit out of me. They alcohol is... The alcohol is a motherfucker. That alcohol is number one.

That's the worst of it all. That alcohol, the worst of it all. Especially, I sent a motherfucker drink when his wife left him. That was the saddest shit ever. Press. That nigga was hurt. He was drinking some... Wild hours rose.

Some Seagram Seven. He was just fucking toe up. He was drinking that shit. He was like, I miss her so much. Uh-huh. You ever tried to, like, you ever hug a cow? I was like, what? It was a wildest shit I have heard.

But the crazy boy, she had a whole other nigga who had beat him up. Oh, my God. He had beat him up with a fucking, you know, like a tire. You're talking about the shit, the nudge? The shit you got there in the crowbow? Yeah, that nigga had his whole fucking elbow and shit was like, had like a hundred stitches in that bitch. He just had worked holding that bitch.

And then he had a drink. The motherfucker was in there. He was hitting the drink, doing a little work, hitting the drink. Crack. I was like this shit. Hit the drink. Yeah, yeah. He was crying like a motherfucker hitting the drink. This hand sanitizer.

This shit is amazing. I feel like a gynaecologist when I do this. I'd be like, okay, you're going to start this. How's everything doing down there? You feeling good? Everything long? That shit real, too. Yeah, exactly.

That's the Sprits kind. They must have ordered that off Amazon. I'm telling. I really clean with a K. They're some bloods. Yeah. Oh shit. What else been going on during this quarantine?

How about Halaberry and Angela Bachelorset, he just had birthday. Oh, salute to the goddesses. Happy birthday, y'all. Happy birthday to the black goddesses. Both of y'all. Salute to you. And out, out, out, church. That man fucking look good.

62 years old. Yeah. Man, damn. Still looking good. Still looking great. I owe a J-Lo here. I don't know. I'm just gonna say whichever one of them like me I'm you know hey happy

birthday girl happy birthday happy birthday girl what's your favorite what's your favorite Angela Bassie movie all of them she was bad as hell and waiting to exhale hell yeah I liked that no she was cold yeah she was cold especially when she got the hair could start smoking them cigarettes that ain't her in um and uh she was in line between love and hate no she was fine as hell and boys in the hood and i was just about to say boy she got that good job yeah boys in the hood and and it's a tie between boys in the hood and uh what's love got to do with it and uh what's love got to do with it and uh what's love got to do with it she was Tina Turner I ain't ever said. I always a nigga in the bathroom trying to be in the cover saying, You got a key letting the bee?

I ain't never seen the key letting the be, my name. I can't wait for him to come out. That's that black father right there. He fell in love with that one, watching that one with his daughter. This is a good-ass movie, baby. What do you think gonna happen? She gonna lose, ugly, man. I love Angela Bassett.

Hell yeah. Now, Angela Bassel. She was dope in Malcolm Max. She's just a legendary, man. She's just legendary, man. Salute to you, Angela. Stella Baby

Stella got her groove back Stella got her groove back Mm-hmm Mm-mm-mm-mm Nigger knocked the tear out Angela Bassie Eye in that goddamn Bungalo

Nah Nigg Now this nigga just didn't He didn't totally revert it From that role, bro He's a whole other nigga You saw him He was on that cocaine

Yeah he was there He didn't turn into a whole other nigger, bro You didn't even play that role He was not in the wood no more, bro. I don't know what your name, or brothers or whatever the fuck that movie was. He's not that guy.

He didn't really been the same since Ricky beat him up. Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. Since he got his ass who's up to the best man. Yeah, it was a rap out of that. He got beat up in a few more. He got beat up in the wood. Yeah, he did. He'd be getting his head.

He got, yeah, he did, he did, he did. He might be part of that contract. I don't want to be in the movie if I don't get my ass beat. I do my own stunts. Punch me for real. You know what, nigga. paid a hundred thousand so if you want three hundred three hundred god damn he'd be catching hell man that nigger was on doing some wild that shit

on the cocaine I'm like boy you know who I'm real on the cocaine man that shit that shit made my heart sad man who Cuba man Cuba good yeah I'm gonna tell you when I knew that nigga was fucked up when that video came out he said somebody He said that shit strong as somebody suck that baby's dick with the KFC bucket sweating like a motherfucker bro this niggins profusely who let Cuba on the mic my nigger somebody sucked that baby's dead I don't ever want to party with a nigga like that ever.

I'm not going, bro. If Cuba coming, I'm now give a fucking miss your birthday, my nigga. I'm not fucking with her. This nigga on the bird's the fuck out of this nigga got on the McCabe. It's like a bucket on his head, this nigga grabbed the mic. Somebody suck that baby's dick. I said, bro, fuck, now, that is not the nigga that stood in the street like this on boys in the hood. Ain't no way.

That's the same old fucker, bro. He could have said anything, dog. This nigga grabbed the mic strong as fuck fly. So I suck that baby's death. I'm like, though, something wrong with this nigga, dog. Something wrong with this nigga, dog. Like, why was that even on that? nigga mine man who was he talking about like dog that shit that that that fuck me up i'm

what's that you bought that up but i watched that clip so many times like what the fuck over bro that n't gray was sweat like shit dog he was i'm talking about super swayed i say man something that boy or they're pure d what the fuck wrong with buddy man i don't know my nigga that's cuba man cuba bro like what the fuck radio radio he had a whole radio mom he was being radio smarter than that nigger radio is smarter than that nigger put a football in a hand I bet his snap out of that motherfucker is the black Charlie Sheen with the partying bro that nigger got on that mic and said somebody sock that baby's shit what I was saying why is that on your mind with a baby and why would you

want the baby to go through some shit he was in a nightclub brother but who was he referring to it had to be a nigga a grown nigger dressed like a a baby in there. It was a little, it was a little, oh, that made it even worse. That's funny. He spotted a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Hey, it's a baby in this bitch. Somebody sucked that baby's death. What if he was really looking out? Like the, like the backstory, he's been seeing little dudes try to call their women all night he's striking out hey hey he tried his hardest man somebody hook him up hell no dog I need context I need the context behind yeah that's

that one we gotta get to I remember but I ain't really listen to this nigga who you your shit then went black nigg put your code in you got to use a fingerprint You bro, I'm a drunk all man. I'm gonna pass his cold on shit. I told you. Somebody suck that baby's dick. I told you. Somebody suck that baby's dead.

So baby in this bitch want his dick suck. Bro. I'm not letting that nigga in no venue. I'm promoting, bro. I'm sorry if you can't get in Cuba. Bro, I don't give a fuck if he came with the owner. They had to kick him out for that. Come on, bro.

Come on, bro. You got to go, bro. You got to go, my nigger. Come on. You gotta go. You gotta have way too much. You gotta go, though. You had way too much, bro.

What the fuck, no. But my boy is the goat, though. Yeah, he wanted the best actors. He wanted the best actors, but that right there, that put me, like, but that nigga was sweating. You, just, if you just look up, pictures of Cuba Good and Jr. in the club, bro. This nigga be turked up, shirt off. That's why we gotta get the neck strong on these, because I'm gonna be walking around looking like Cuba Gooden in the club. This nigga get to sweating, and boy, hell no.

That's fucked up, bro. Fucked up, bro. That was funny and fuck. Hell now, though. Somebody. Please. Anybody. For me.

On the mic, though. Nick turned in the radio. Like somebody was going to be like, you know what? You know what that bitch that did the Phoenix Suns? Oh, she should have been in there. She did it. Oh my God. That'd have been eight and a half.

Seven and a half. Seven and a half. Seven and a half. Seven and two, two, two, two, four, four and a half. Hey. Hey, man, we got to stop this shit before we get sued. We ain't do anything. Yo, y'all, man.

They're going to sue the shit out of us. They're defaming my character. Man, you should have been in the club. Right. A word. For real? White ladies say he grabbed a titty, which he probably did. Twelve assault charges.

Twelve different tithes. Hey, man. Listen. Hey. I ain't going to say I believe it, but after that statement, he anything not get drunk with that nigga. Hell no. Can you just imagine this rhyme with that nigga? And he just

say, guess what? Uh-uh. Please. Please. No antics. Please, bro. No, no. You know what time it is, bro. You know what time it is, bro? You ready? No. You ready? Hold up. That's probably not the wildest shit he didn't ever say. No, hell not. Right. He thought that was normal shit. Hell not. That why he was like, what's wrong? What did I do? It's a baby in there.

And he deserves to have his dick's up. It's a baby in there. He got the bucket still on his head. Hey, even if he never would have said nothing, but him having that KFC bucket. What the fuck he had a KFC book? They ate the chicken, bitch. He ate the chicken.

And that bitch letting me sit on your head. He probably ain't eating the chicken when nobody he went to the club with. It was a whole number section of niggins. That he was fucking with eating the chicken. I'm gonna fuck him up tonight, bro. Tell you, get your leg out of there. Hell yeah.

But he showed up at the club with that chicken. Oh, that's what I'm saying, though, this chicken. Passed it out, and then put the bucket on his head. Listen, hey, I ain't ever parted before if you got to go by that nigga standing. I don't know he'd be at all the raves. Nick, I ain't never been to KFC or order my chicken fried hard. They don't, nigga, I, do they fried? I ain't ever seen them fried Christmas.

well i mean i don't never you don't ever see them friday chicken at kmc they they should like they'd be like they wouldn't they wait to everybody leave they'd be like they'd be acting like they could oh man oh shit shit the weed game violence oh no no no no no that let you know we just got to wrap it up hold up let me see what else happened in the world any more world happiness well that shit's Two men arrested in charge for the murder of Jam Master Jay. Oh, they finally caught them niggins. Salute to that.

Yeah. I mean. Salute to that. Are you looking for this? No, sir. Oh, okay. I'm looking for the shit I put in it. Will Smith and Kevin Hart about to do a movie.

Oh, I thought you're about to do. Salute to them. You think he's on the cap. You see it. They're still in mailboxes. Yeah, that's what they say. They try to stop the vote. Got me looking like the cranky yet, man.

That's great. The fucking said working for Ellen was emotional, emotionally traumatic. Working for Ellen was emotional. Yeah, they found out Ellen mean. They said Ellen is a mean, mean though. They said Ellen's a mean, oh man. Really? She mean?

She mean? That's what they say. Oh, well. Ellen is mean? She got a terrible. She seemed cool as a motherfucker on that now. I know, right? She seemed cool as a motherfucker on that show.

Oh. So what she'd be doing when the shit go out? All kind of toxic shit. calling people bitches and puss ass niggas and shit like no I don't know yeah don't do that like I said we already got Cuba that's gonna get us with the niggins fuck you I know right so he gonna that niggins sent a video back no bro fuck you oh no it was a baby in there oh shit shout out the dolly pardon shout out the dolly pardon hey what's on dad dolly partner and I will always love you if she really think

black lives matter let me squeeze on them titties I've been wanting to grab them titty since I was a little boy, darling. I don't know if you'll ever see this, but I would respectfully like to grab them tities under the bra. Under the bra. Those tithes is historic. Them tithes are great, they made people start going to Nashville. At a time where people wasn't even trawley about that. The weed was in his pocket.

What'd you say, nigga? The weed was in his pocket. Some high shit in the deep pack. Let me get on Swish. I can't do these papers. Had a old death one right there. Oh, let me roll up for my 85 soundtrack. Much love to all the people who've been laying low during this fucking pandemic, you know, just eating pussy and snacks and stuff like that.

Right. To all the real things. To all the next. Give me one. There was a baby in that. Eating out of snacks and drinking all the- podcast right here is for all the pregnant women. It was a baby in there.

That I'm single right now. He said all that snacks and drinking all that capricea. Somebody sucked it was a baby in that. Eating and all the snacks and drinking all the capricea. Who was there? It was a baby in that. Somebody suck that baby's dick. Ah, that sounds like a go-go song.

I said, what ya? Do it and two and three. And if you're on the mic, then listen to me. I'm on the mic one time about to pull me a trick. Hey, somebody's suck that baby's dick. There's a baby in that! Stop, man, we're going to hell. I know, man.

Hey, first class. First class ticket. Nothing else happened? Jumping out with him. My parachute. Uh-huh. Shout out to Michelle Obama. Yes, forever.

Just because she's a real game for real. Michelle Obama be talking their talk. Yep. Somebody got cut from the Seahawks for sneaking. Seahawks for sneaking holes in the bubble. That's fucked up. That's the most lamey shit. That's fucked up.

You get fired for getting some pussy, bro. Right, and then he took the time out. You don't even give him no credit for trying to make the shit smooth. He dressed her up like a player. You know what I'm saying? This bitch's got helmet, shoulder pants, everything, a jersey. And you're gonna not give him, because at least he tried to do it the right way. That's goofy as fuck.

Yeah, he's gonna get picked up. He need to. Because that's the type of shit that people want on their team. I hope you see a puggle shop. She was bound. She wasn't bad, though. I tell you, she probably had some whop if you were willing to snigger and some buck. It probably wasn't a walk.

What? What? It was a becky. Oh, no, my. Let's talk about that. But you won't fucking talk about that shit. That's why. It wasn't about principal, though.

I don't know what. That shit made their blood boy. Yeah, because it was one. You can break the roof. And have a white woman. Yeah. Like, ooh, who, niggas was in that crying like that. Fired, my boy, damn.

See, niggins be getting, I'm like them athletes, they be having all the white bitches because they be, white women be feeding them when they be in college. Yeah, because white women don't be broke in college. When you're an athlete, you be broke, and then you just. And niggas is used to getting catered to

since they was young, motherfuckers, so just anything that fall into place or I do whatever you want me to do is easier. So that's what I think. But, you know. Why white business is probably the only one to be acting like they be in this way. What if it's a real, what if we just hear the bad shit? We don't never hear about the good shit white women might be doing in the community helping these niggas read and shit.

They don't do shit. Oh. I'm just saying. They got bill money. Oh, what? Niggins need that. Yeah. And put shit in their name, under the neck.

Fuck them. I'll go. Put this guard in your name, bitch. It's a baby in there. It's a baby in that. White women be made. when they watch this show. They were sending me angry messages and shit,

even though you guys still like white women. Put that 20-20 challenger in your name. I'm gonna put this bitch on bricks, bitch. Fitting to an insurance fraud. Shut up. I'm gonna give a shout out. To the car I bought you. Shout out to all the white women.

Shout out to all the white women with big hips and no ass. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. Wide hip, flat ass. Let's see your bank cut. Who you baked with? with. Yeah.

Chase. Nope. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take you open up a bank of an area tomorrow. I want you put a hundred dollars in that. Get an ATM card. Please, baby. Please, for me.

White women, they gave you some money. It's like a hundred bucks. You want some 20s? Hell yeah. You can go in there and take extra too. That ain't gonna say shit. Man, stop playing, man. Give me three more.

You so crazy. It's how to be. Like, you're so crazy and aggressive. We're not talking about all white white people, just the rich ones. Right. I don't know why white people like to group themselves up in like with the rich ones. You know you ain't, we ain't talking about your ass.

It's your trailer park ad, nah. Nothing wrong with your trailer, I'm just saying. Duh. You ain't seen no four bricks. Shut up, bitch. Fucking right. Tornado come through there. You gonna be skid to the mother.

Going crazy. Shit going down the street. It's all good. J.O.N. playing that shit that used to play with Moesha was talking about her day. You're watching Moisha, tell the truth. That was telling. Remember when Moishi was explaining what happened with her and Hakeem? That's the shit that's playing in the background.

He was so crazy. I don't know, I don't understand. Hey, it's so funny watching the young people watch Moisha for the first time and they discovered that Moisha was not a good person. Right, they was calling her toxic and all that type of shit. She called her friend Fat on Three Ways. Yeah. On the show?

On the show? Yeah. Frank. Frank were going in. Man, we're not about to dissect Moesha. Frank got to be watching and enjoy it. Frank wasn't a cold nigga. He had their mama and their mama was fine.

Yeah. Dee. What was her name? She was fine. She was fine. He was fine. And why that nigga act like that? Can't rule on this shit between me and your mama?

What was the name of that series? Was it, didn't they have like a South Central series that came out there, their Cucan, not Cuba Gooden, but Lorenz Tate? Lorenz Tate, you ever be mad that a person don't be the character from the movie that you love him from? Like, I'd be mad whenever, if I don't want to ever see nothing happen to, like, Tate Diggs type shit, happen to Lorenz Tate. Because you're old dog, nigger. You never supposed to go outside, never. He wasn't tough on there.

It was like, nigga, shoot that nigga, nigga. Disrespected you, bro. What the fuck wrong with you? Yeah, dead president, he was a beast in that mama. Yeah, but nah, see, the nigga, what's my man name that came and did him greasy in the stairwell? The old dog would have shot that nigga. The one that was fucking his girl while he was in, the Cuddy.

Yeah. Nigger would a thing, old dog would have smoked Cuddy. He let Cuddy push him down the streets. He just push him down the steps and they get down there and said, Hey, wait, wait, wait. No, that's when a little bit of the old dog came out. When the nigga had the gun, they said, kill me, motherfucker. Yep, that was all I was like, right?

He was geistered. He got gangsta. He got gangsta at the end, but old dog would have shot him off the break, dog. But think about it, man. That nigga paying y'all bill, man. Yeah, cutty. You don't tell you.

Cutty came through. Be mad, but... And then Cutty came to... Sucking on the lollipop. You want to hog that dick on the loophance. Oh, thank you. Right. For everything you do, for me and my girl.

But he was down... Power girl. He was down playing the shit that he was doing. No, he had to... Oh, yeah, you went and got the little groceries, huh? Okay, that's good. Fuck, right. It's like, nigger.

Hell dog. Oh, dog ain't going like that. Nah, you don't fuck. I'm telling you. Mm-mm. That nigga was working this. his ass off. Right.

Trying like hell. You don't want to be no bad the boy I had, nigger though. He can come home tired in the motherfucker. He got blood all over. He did. And then you just feel like your girl been fucking. Like, wait a minute. He did beat the shit out Terrence house.

Somebody been fucking in here and it ain't been me. I know when somebody been fucking in my house. Oh, that goddamn box fan on in the bedroom. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Cool that puts it out. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck been going on here. Y'all don't either fucking or making some sandwiches or something, but it feels different.

Oh my God. Why I feel different, O.G. A little little motherfucker, he just looked around that bitch 30 times. Something ain't right in this, motherfucker. Why all these footprints in that carpet? Footprints in the carpet. Hey man, niggins are gonna be paying you gotta pay attention to that shit. When it's your house, you gonna notice that shit.

Why are something in the goddamn footprint? Hold on, let me check the bathroom. They got that toilet seat is up. I'm a killer, motherfucker. The fuck the toilet seat doing nothing. She don't lift the toilet seat up to piss. Who the fuck been in here? Cut it, nigga.

Cut it going crazy. You're going crazy in that motherfucker. You're going crazy. I'm your mother. I'm your daddy. I'm that nigger in the alley. I'm your pusher man. You're your bitch to goddamn.

I'm your pusher man. You mad than a motherfucker. What would you do if you was at a girl housing? You went to piss. And you looked in the trash and it was rubber. There's a rubber in there. And it was rolled all the way out. It's nut.

It's bland now. It's like, it's motherfuckin' a couple hours old at the oldest. It's right. This niggins sitting there, all the way up. Did you say nut in it? Is that what you're saying?

In the tip? Oh, hell, hell no. Wow, man. Hell no, bro. I got the, I got to leave on that one, bro. I'm leaving, bro. I'm leaving, bro. I'm rolling condo with the nut and the tip, bro.

Hell no. You leave it? That motherfucker rolled all the way out. I'm not talking about that shit, bro. Roll all the way. They rolled all the shit. They rolled all right. It's already.

It has already been utilized, bro. Hell no. I'm going to have like, hey, see it. Hell no. You hear? I'm just going to flush the toilet school. Like, hey, man, you need to clean up after yourself. Shit a little real in now.

What you're talking about? Just go look at the track cab. Hell, I'm out. I'm out. So come on, they give me what's my. And then I'm out of here. This nigga said a fully, Oh, they're gonna eat shit.

Fully, cut that shit out. Ain't no tip piece. They don't get a little win. No, no, ten piece, no limpeas, let's do it. It's a few of them in there. No, hell, nah. See, this nigga, he always take it to a level, I'm out of here.

Nah, see, nah, nigger one. This nigga said it's multiple ones. This nigga, and all I'm got nothing. Take her track. I'm gonna fully nutted three times. You fell out of some car. Hell, nah, this bitch, super nigger. I'm out of it.

I'm out of it. I'm out of it. It's a baby in there, a bunch of a bitch. Damn, they got four round. She's trying to be all reassuring. I ain't give him none of your pussy. Your pussy, I put yours up. I saved you some specials pussy.

That's my work pussy. That's only work. I'm good. I'm gonna let you slide this one time. I'm never gonna let you slide again. What type of system you got set up over here, bitch, you just let niggins just lead to unrolled, utilized condoms. But you know a little nigga ain't leaving if he's drawn for.

For the minute. Come on, somebody. I got me, man. Got the charred to the gate. I got my bag with me and everything. I was spending the night. You're going to be thinking about that shit the whole time you fucking like, man. Yeah, what it is.

Man, I'm taking the trash. That shit. That shit gonna hit different. I'm what you were. Grab to you know. This right here. I'm gonna do the holler and take this out. Hey, you say you're gonna take the trash out with the car in a minute.

Oh, you're a hell of a nigger. I'm gonna take me out for you. No. Bray, you don't work 10 hours. When you come home and sit down and you see all the footprints. And they lead to the bathroom, nigger. It's just, it goes straight to the bedroom. From the door to the bedroom.

They don't go nowhere. No, it's stopping. They start the bathroom. That nigger was doing shit. That nigger came back out and then unrolled. The motherfucker calmed him and left it in the trash can utilize. Oh, shit. Hey, boy.

You did what it is. You did what it is. That's fucked up. She didn't fuck already. I can't tell you, you did what it is. You did what it is. It looked like she didn't fucked already. So, it would it is.

I did too. So. We moved plants and dirty game. You ain't shit. Not at all. Alright, man, we gotta get the fuck out of here. We do, bro. I don't want to go on, Jay yet.

I know, bro. Because it might be some unrolled condoms of that motherfucker, you can just skin a hopper. No, yeah, nigga. I had to think about that. You don't want to wish that on a nigga like that. I'll take that back. I'm sorry.

That was a fucked up. Yeah, nah. And you know what's fucked up. I don't get what you is, nigger. At some point, if a nigger see this, they're gonna look down. down at the plug me like it is.

And footprints on this boat. Better not be any motherfucking footprints around me. Niggins really watching this show and be like, I know I was stupid, bitch. I saw some footprints in this. He ain't want to say nothing before. You just confirmed it. Like, I knew that wasn't crazy.

Bitch, who the fuck? Timberland print was that. No, you know who don't never get no credit, though? The crazy nigger that'd be right. Like, it's a nigga somewhere his bitch been cheating on him and he just ain't found out all the way yet. He caught her slipping just a little bit. I'm like, bitch, who elbow is this?

Who elbow is this? You in the car. That's the passenger side, bitch. Who elbow is that in your fucking? It's Keisha. Her elbows be ass shit. You're fucking playing with me. You know Keisha being.

Women too slick. That is not no elbow. That's why you know a nigga man is hell. That is not no elbow. Ladies, this one you know a nigga man. When your nigga call you, bro, you fucking playing with me, bro. I'm telling you, bro. I ain't fucking stupid, bro.

Who fucking elbow? And Keisha, I was drunk and I told her to drive. It wasn't Keisha. Remember we went and got them croissants from the gas station, they were still. Beach, he crazy. That's Keisha. Okay, it was Keisha. We got to be on the same story.

You were drunk too, remember? Oh yeah. Keisha. Y'all ain't shit together. The Idaho be lying. You know, remember. Oh, my bad. That man, you need to remember, bitch.

Alright, yeah, I remember. Yeah, I remember. Hey, bro, you better pay attention to that shit. Because women are getting too used to them lying to you. That's why they tell you so many stories. Right. You remember when I was telling you in your dummy? Yeah.

You just agreed to the shit she trying to get you to get you trying to laugh. You remember my friend I'd be telling you about. From work. You know the one that I'd be saying, you remember the bitch with the boots. And you kept saying, who was that with the motherfucking boots? You remember the one with the boots? I don't remember. I don't know you're talking about.

Yeah. The one for work. The one, yeah, so anyway, like, the girl with the boots, she supposed to be, like, secretly married or something to this dude. And we all just found out, like, so now, like, we gotta all go over there because they're about to get a divorce because he kicked in the face or something. Okay, okay. You in there on the game.

God damn, man, bitch. Hey, man, nigger, watch your left side. Go ahead. She's been gone 13 hours. You're like, what? How long did the divorce shit supposed to be left? Right. And why the fuck all these footprints?

You gotta be observing when you go up with your house though real time. Not only the trash, you gotta be mindful of, too, though. You gotta be mindful of the toilet. Yeah. If he got some doo-doo skit marks and nothing. The skit mark, that mean that shit came out your ass. Like, ah! All the piss that's on the side of the,

what this is it? What this is? That mean the nigger was over there, bitch. You ain't pissed over there down in that side of the toilet, there's a nigger over here not aiming. Right. Niggas don't know what to look for though.

They'd be looking for obvious shit. Look at the soap. I was over this girl house. I knew she lived with a nigger. Because she had some Irish spring. What bitch you know you used Irish spring? Niggas. Dile.

You go over a bitch house and she was washing with the orange dial. You was a bad bitch. Your pH balance is vicious with the dial, the orange dial. Real? I thought that shit clean. Dial. That's the soap they used before the motherfucker go to surgery. Right, exactly, nigga. Yeah, that shit is they used to get real DNA.

Where make you use that strong-ass soap? That pussy is a throb on the end. They use that strong-ass soap. That pussy's gonna be like, Poutude! That boosy ball up. I'm a vagina, don't put that shit on me. Strong-ass soap.

Hey, you're that shit, that shit, that's skin irritate. Hey, that dial, boy, that dialed a hair you for. So what dial, so they use it for, for certain? Yeah, and that gas station bathrooms, nigger, that's it. I ain't never said nobody with no dial and they caught, nigger. You get that shit free, like, lifestyle car, but that should even sell dial. Yeah. That shit can just be giving up.

But you know they got new down. You just be able to get free balls of that shit. They got new down. They got like, Navender. No. They got new name like the weed. Hey, my nigga. If you want some pussy,

don't be out here using it. Don't be out here using that ex body wash if you want some pussy. That's shit for what? That shit for teenage boys. That shit is for a teenage boy. You're going to be out here smell like a goddamn club bouncer. Right. You guys trying to get in?

It's a baby in there. It's a baby in there. Yeah, smelling like a... Somebody's best to suck his cock. For real. No, no you, that shit. That ag shit, bullshit. No, no, that shit.

That old spice shit even, it's just a real soul. Oh, Spice. I thought Old Spice. I thought Old Spice. When I even hear the name Old Spice, I just think segregation. Why? I don't know. It's just, it seemed like just racist.

I thought Old Spice was the introduction to Cologne. Beside that Brut. Oh yeah, Brut was the Old Spice was the Old Spice was the Old Spice. old nigga Colon. Now, every nigga that had some curve at some point. They said that shit at Walmart now. I'm gonna go back some. That curve, that curve, cologne. Some niggins didn't even go past curve. They just stayed at curve. That curve, boy. That curve. That curve hit the market, and that was top. That was top 10 if you had that in high school. Yes, sir. You had on some creed if you had on some goddamn curve. Yes, sir. 12th grade. You like, this that curve. Shit was $27.27. You got me

fucked up. That shit. You can wear a curve now. You can wear a curve now. motherfuckers don't even know what it is. You get around some older women. Like, you just, you remind me or something. Like, yeah, bitch, the 99 in the 2000. Yeah, exactly. Ninth grade, stupid-a-girl. Exactly.

Shit, lit. All right, man, let me get my goodies together. Hell yeah, all of us. This is my shit. No, this is. Make sure you get you some of these rolling papers. We got these baddanas, the rolling trays. Chad put these peaches on there.

I don't know what the fuck. Shout out to all the niggas who nicknamed Peaches, I guess. That shit is weird. It's a thug. It's a nickname Peaches. It's a few now. I got one edible left. Every day it ain't sad, you know.

Got them Starburst Edibles. Shout out to the plug. Oh, congratulations. Enjoy. They're delicious. Y'all got some coming up. D.C., you're about to get back out here, ain't it? Yes, sir.

Got a couple shows on now. Y'all go to a, DC on Fly Fish, you can grab that.com. I got, I got my new channel. Yep, salute to that. You guys, y'all go subscribe. I got a whole bunch of hot new shit coming out. Man, more music videos, more skits, more pranks, more TV shows, more movies.

That's my channel. I am the label. I am the production. You dig. Who? A boss. Mm-hmm. Dig.

Let me goddamn produce some shit for you. Yeah. Y'all follow me on OnlyFans. Um, backslash sleep on salt. Oh. Backslash sleep on. This nigga retarded. That nigga retorted.

This nigga retarded. Hey, shit going to all with me, but this, nigga, this is what we doing. This nigga really got braids. The rest of the year, this is how we go on. Anything is possible. I'm going to go ahead for it. So you're about to see all the different headstiles. I'm about to be a barber shop shot of the front missing with braids, niggie.

Cheek. You're going to be able to pick with all the bald niggas that want to try to get back. You're going to be able to pick what style you want from all the different ones I'm going to get, nigga. Damn, damn, anything is possible. Chico being a group motherfucking braids. I don't know where the fuck we had with 2020, but we've been locked down for about how long now. Shit, ever. Damn, I feel like we're doing a bid, my nigga.

That's what I said. Damn, I feel like that. I can't believe we took life again. granted like this. But hey, you know, we're still here and that's all that count. Salute to all the people that love us. We love you and we're going to keep pushing.

We're going to keep pushing. Hell yeah. Don't make a way, gee. This is the 85 South show. Yeah. A podcast for black people. And you know what else? Before we leave, I need everybody in this room

to know that citizens trust got a bang. And it's rain. Yes, they do. By some black folks. About some black folks. I see y'all next week. Chico Bean got braids, nigga.

Chico Bean got braids, nigga. What we got on deck? Good. Do we want to. Do we want to. Do we want to. Do we want to. Do we want to.

Don't we want to. Don't we want to. Don't we want to. Do you want to. Hey, Ryan. Little we want to. Yes. Yeah.

No, for real. Are you ash free too? Why? What the ingredients say? So when I pull the U then? So when I pull the U then? I need some. Huh?

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