The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Watch Out Lil Bit ft. Lavar Walker & Brady | Ep. 56

Episode Date: December 9, 2016

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Shit might be said that might hit you up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. We don't bend over sea with the shit Kill it too Fucking these hoars on the loo Niggas talking about

Them nigga fun to hang with that shit International I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the end

But I might jump on the plane In Palet Vu or La Franche Cause my no loss I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities

Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey, hell went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they small and they round but felt some different titty Hey A C and Carlos and Chico Clay do the hook D.C and Carlos and Chico We gonna be talking about a D.C.

We might say to bring that ass here, boy! And Carlos in Chico, D.C. Clayton, give up you mean. Hey! Pudson got a smell, but I'm a fuck, no. Hey! What's it got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a fuck, but I'm going to fuck. It's good.

We got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. We got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. We got 10 eyes in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what? Today's in the build. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the bill. I like smoking weed.

I like it in high. I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly. Hey. She's walking out. Bidts is pulling up. I'll apologize. They say I don't give up for I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man.

I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy, man. Flex shit. Let's square up, nigga.

You say, do what? Do you? Man, pull up. Pull up. Pull up. Get a fair one. You text in a nigga. You all on the nigga social media.

Pull up on the nigga. Right. You, this nigga real as you say you are. And this nigga real as he say, and y'all really that mad? And it's got to be that. Take the face. Fuck the guns. Everybody got guns.

But you, you fuck with this nigga. Last week, y'all was partners. Yeah. Square fuck up. Even if it ain't even about throwing no fist, nigga, you got brother, wrestle. 85. 85. 85. 85.

I got to some shit, you grew up with brothers, right? Some shit, it wasn't about, no, I'm gonna beat you, but we gonna lock up. Even if don't nobody go, we gotta lock up. Whether you get me or not, we gonna lock up out this shit. I mean my brothers would hit each other in the face. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm talking about. If a nigga, if that's what it is, then let it be that.

Yeah. Respect. Lock up with a nigga. It ain't got to be going, close the door. If y'all don't do shit but sit down and talk this shit out, y'all need to go do that shit in front of y'all's self. Right. Nigel, I'm telling you, I'm straight from the hood.

I grow up with my dad. Nigger getting mad. Oh, go get the boxing glove then. Yeah. Who really if won a box? Fuck all that little pettish shit So we could sell it right now Right

We'll beat his ass there Somebody got to fight Mm-hmm There's a certain level of respect We had We had everybody Everybody in the hood Might not grew up

Might not had a father Growing up But we at least had You know what I'm saying Motherfuckers Who was around To tell you right from Rome And whether the nigga

Was a dope head Or a fucking dope boy You still had to respect Them being an adult Because I, you know It's a lot of bullshit like that's out and people will say shit like they try to make it seem like the drug addicts and the people who fucked up is out here trying to tell kid I ain't never heard nothing

fucked up from somebody who was fucked up I'd heard all day don't do this don't be like me don't do what I did don't do this you can hey you can be something I ain't never had no dope head be like yeah it's the life right right right you ought to do what I'm doing them niggins said if I catch you with it guess what I'm gonna do beat your motherfucking that whole propaganda shit that motherfuckers out here selling drugs to kids and getting you ain't never seen no nine-year-old heroin addict before

people who sell drugs don't even fuck with kids. They know kids ain't got no money common. Common sense ain't common though. Hey, babe give me some of that pussy girl when I take you the six flag you can get some cotton candy

If you want, I will get you lemonade. I got that money you think I don't give me some of that pussy, baby. Give me some of that pussy girl. I don't give a fuck what your home girl said, said I try to talk to her really. I just want it to head. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Give me some of that pussy girl. When you take a makeup off

Your skin is kind of smooth I want a nut all on your face Excuse me, I did not mean to be rude Give me some of that pussy baby Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Give me some of that pussy girl You said you're single

And you don't want a relationship Because you quit Give me some of that pussy Because you know niggas ain't shit Give me some of that pussy baby Yeah Give me some of that pussy girl You said that you ain't sick

You said that you've been tested Let's fuck raw I bust these nuts all on your breasts Is some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl I don't want to talk this Say you on your cycle When your vagina's bleeding

Well give me some of that head Because that's what I'm really needing Give me some of that pussy baby Hey Give me some of that pussy girl Y'all know the words Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl

We're going to time for the niggins who ain't made Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl Quit being stingy now Give me some of that pussy. You got enough to share. I won't tell nobody, because I know they do not care. Give me some of that pussy, baby.

Give me some of that pussy, girl. Why are you so stingy when you know you got plenty? You can give me some of that pussy, because you haven't given me any some of that pussy, baby. Give me some of that pussy. That's my favorite shit That's some of my favorite shit now Nigger that shit was so hard

I had to do part two to that shit Nigger you should have heard the first part Nick you went on The first part was Logan than that Nigel you really wanted that pussy baby Would you be mad if she ain't? You know how bad a nigga got to want some pussy to start singing Degger would you have been man after all that if she didn't get you the pussy

Nigger she got to give you something No, personal. Tell the truth. I felt like you was talking to me a little bit. Brady, do you feel like I was talking about? Yeah, I did. Hold on. Hold on.

Give me some of that pussy, baby. And I don't appreciate you. Give me some of that pussy, girl. Why are you so stingy? Hey, my name is Carlos, and you know I got the job. And I got a long dicky look just like some corn on the car. Give me some of that pussy, Brady. Tell me that pussy.

Give me that pussy girl. Let's give them that pussy I don't know what you're scared for What's that all about Even if I hit you raw I swear to God I pull it out Give me some of that pussy baby Some of that pussy baby

Give me some of that pussy girl All I want is your pussy Give me your pussy Baby That's the fuck that we needed on it That's what we did We needed that little funk When you added that little piece, that's what brought it back.

Give it your pussy, baby. I like the tempo. It's hard to deny that tempo. When the last time a nigga wrote a song about your pussy or did something nice? To your pussy. You got to take care of your pussy. Oh, shit. I thought it was longer.

My man, I thought it was going to be a lot longer. Oh, no, it's been a minute. How long has it been? Hmm. Let's think about it. Let's not. Shit, fuck that. I'm glad he gone.

Do you masturbate? Hey, what the fuck? I do. What kind of tools do you use? I don't use any tools. Just my hands. Just imagination. Do you like it dry?

When you live in a world? I know when I jack off, I just go dry hand. Okay. I do a dry hand jack. No lotion. Straight raw. I like to feel a callous. Wow.

Oh, boy. Jacking his dick with a foot. Hey, give me somebody lotion, baby. Let me stop. I'm stupid as fuck today. Much love to the good people over there at Red Bull.

You know. Oh, are they your sponsor? Yeah, bro. No wonder why you sit in this bitch looking like money, man. I'm looking, hey, much love. You know what I mean? I got to give a shout out.

Not to Pete did it. But I got to give a shout out to Puff. Like I was up in the motherfucking Macy's just, I was, you know, You know what? Hold on, let me tell the shit, like on some G shit. It's got to sound hard because it's on the podcast. I want niggas to know.

Like, they're going to be riding and they're going to hit his part. I want this part to stand alone. I mean, Macy's, right? Because they fucked around and did some real nigger shit. Milled the niggas some Macy's bucks. So other people who shop at Macy's, that's money that they send you to spend at Macy. I know you got a family and shit. So they do, they did some gangster shit.

They like, hey, my nigga on some real niggas shit. Come up here. You spend X amount. We'll give you X amount. You know what I'm saying? So, you know what I mean? I'm like, all right, I'm going to go fuck with them. So I'm in Macy's.

I'm like, got all that. Got all that. What the swag got? I fuck around and get through walking over there by the old niggie's shoes, run up on the motherfucking Sean John section. And then all I hear. Like, I had an epiphany, right? Like, I saw the little suit and then I heard Puffy.

Not P. Diddy. I heard Puffy in my mind. He said, Bad Boy, baby. We invented the rematch. Take that. Take that. And then, like, I grabbed the shit. And soon as I touched the shit, I heard Biggie Smalls in my head, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm like, I got to do it.

Oh, sicker than your average. That shit was hot. And then I touched the shit, and it was so, I was like, nigger. You know, in 2002, in old two, I had the valuel. All I wore was my black valour, Sean John with Air Force One. I'm going to fuck you up then. And the shit looks nice. I didn't know if it was Sean Jack.

A lot of that shit looked like it's just for a house. No, you old. Your ass went in Sean John John. All, check this out. 9,000, 2,000. Oh, it do. I was one of the only niggins in high school with a job, so I fucked them all the way up

when I came to the high school in 2000 with the fat form of lure on. Nick, did you have an S. Dot on? Did you have an S. Dot so? I had some S-dots, but not then. Yo, D.C. Young Fly's back from a long shit. That's one of them sheds where they had swords in it. Like, God damn.

Shit, I eat a bone, me. Nick, as skinny as you are as you are. I'm trying to figure out what you can. You ever wipe yourself and he's all blood? You're like, I don't know I ain't got my pussy. Oh, Lord, I almost choked that goddamn time. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. This is your man, Carlos Miller.

What's your boy, Shitty Bill? What's that in you? Shittyville is in the building. And we got the lovely. Brady, baby. Brady, baby. They're like, shitty niggins got no headphones. That day, a shitty boy, ain't got new head.

Sips. Who is this? You know who I am. What's your name? The sweetest. I ain't tasting nothing yet. Oh, shit. We got Brady in here with us.

Fellas, round the applause for Brady and this. Mother of a good one. Yo, Brady. Brady. That's what's up. Beautiful Brady. And we have America's favorite hood pharmacists. Oh, man.

Oh, man. It's an honor. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the 85thous show. My man, Mr. LaVore Walker. Yo, what up? I'm back. It feels good to be back. It's a blessing.

I'm thankful, man. What's going on? LeVar, what have you been up to since your previous 85thouse show visit? Previous visits after that, you know, we went in, and I was fortunate up to take my 30-minute special. That's what it is. By heaven hearts. Okay. and I had to follow, you know, before I went up

on stage, man, this guy went before me. Right. Got a stand in ovation. I'm standing behind the girl. Like, what the fuck? And that guy was Mr. Carlos fucking Miller, man. Oh, I know that guy.

I'm hilarious. I know that. Tore that shit up. He ripped so goddamn hard. I had to throw my whole set out five minutes while I went on stage. Why you always got to be on the high captain? Sister Bernice just gave us the church announcements.

Thank you. No. You just not going to. let us be great. You're just going to take over the fuck, man. We were talking about what happened. Hey, Vlad, you did the right thing. Anytime LeVos start a high capper. That's not a high

cap. He said, I had to throw my set away. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. When you started capped that nigga off, man. He did his thing. So I had to throw my set away. Like, damn, pastor. I like that. See, I would be a different pastor.

See, see, I would be more of a pastor. That talks with a whisper. And, man, I was traveling down Highway 85 with my way here. That's how them young patterns, the new path. But he dressed like a flop-hast. As I was traveling, I was going at about 62 miles an hour, amen. And I increased the speed to about 88 miles an hour.

and sometimes in life we have to rush. Amen. Look to your neighbor and say rush. Amen. That's what it is, my dog. That's the pastor voice that I know. Amen. You know the last time you was here,

you dropped a whole lot of game. A whole lot of game. In regards to far as. On the psychological. That's a word flat made up. Sylogical. Sylogical. I like that.

Hashtam. I like side logical. I like side fucking logical. You know what I mean? Yes, I'm still in the pharmacy where not as much as I used to. My talents have, you know, they've been supplemented my income quite well lately. So I'm not in there a whole lot, but I'm still there. I'm still licensed.

Still giving drugs, you know, to women, you know, whose pussies are out of order. Wow. That's right. You know, because sometimes you have bad pussy. Here you go with the bullshit, Flack. need to get certain medication. See, a lot of y'all are fucking these niggas out here. They dirty dicking you.

That's, it's the niggins out here. You got to hit some hos with the dirty dick. Hey, with the dirty dick. If you keep... You niggas are sick. Right. And you're sick. Some of these hos are in the dirty ducson.

I mean, if you keep getting bacterial infections, four times in the week, this nigga dirty dicking on your ass. Okay. And it's time to get your pH together. Okay. But see, a woman's vagina should be acidic like a little basic shouldn't be a basic

okay now when we talk of acidity we speak of pH levels in the vagina oh shit when it's acidic it should be less than three oh shit three I'm gonna have to show up to the pussy with some litmus paper yeah a pH less than three

that's a healthy pussy okay but when that what please tell black three is a healthy plus three yes I'm gonna go down and this is a city this is a page six Acidity levels. Now, if that pussy is greater than three,

that's a base, that's a basic pussy. How do you know if the pussy? See, you got acids and you got bases. Talk to them. Okay, so you look at the pH. It's acidic under three. Is there a stick? It's a basic over there.

It's called litmus paper. Litmus paper, yeah. You can test the pussy juices with litmus paper. You can get it at the grocery store, but I don't know what nigga go have some litmus paper. Oh, I'm going to have a whole row of them bitches like cigarettes. I'm like her. No, but you can smell it.

Lucy, if it's, if it's, if it's smelling, if it's basic, it'll give you a fishy smell. Okay. Her pH level is off. It's bitch. No, you need more, no, it's too high. So she needs acid to get it.

So the Lord of pH, do clean of the cliff. Yeah, because this should be a sick. Where your pH at? Flat. Get on the bullshit. We just had a fucking conversation. See? You don't come in here talking shit.

That's how it goes. What is wrong with you? Don't talk to me the rest of the us show. Damn. Sounds like her pH is hot. I ain't gonna lie, man, gotta go get a lick man. Shit, I had to take a shower yesterday

because my balls were stinking. I thought I had a low pH on my balls. That's how you talk to Flap when you come on the show. You have to, because this motherfucker don't understand. You try to be nice to him, he don't get it. Then you'd be mean to him, he don't get it. So just cuss his ass. I just told him 10 minutes ago, I will cuss you out.

I like that. Flap. Flap. You won, though, my name. I won. I won. I won. I want.

It's like you didn't make a man. She ain't going to give you that pussy, baby. The P.H. Too, hey. No, oh, shit. So we learned something today. We learned about acids and bases. On some real shit, though.

While you was talking about the, you know, the bases and the, I was nervous like a motherfucker. Then something clicked in my head, like, Nick, you got no pussy. But I was thinking about, like, like, all, like, one day I'm going to be, like, I'm going to be, like, I'm going to be, like, part owner of a pussy. Like, I'm going to be, like, I'm going to have some steak and pussy. Like I'm gonna be like a little minority I'm gonna have some shares in a pussy

I got a thousand shares in that pussy So if you were to die You owe me Like they can't make no decisions This pussy without me Because I'm a stockholder You're a stockholder Right so if they

That would mean if they legalize prostitution Meaning a woman can sell a vagina It's so pleased She would be able to IPO her vagina You should never legalize prostitution No because if you legalize prostitution That takes the thrill out of it Like grocery is legal

You don't see motherfuckers running till the groceries I'm hungry but I'm not bad niggas sell a food stuff like you know what I'm saying like hey man You know what I mean You don't think you're legal Keep the thrill

That way the bitch can't tell either What about Vegas though? What about it? You should never fuck me in Vegas This is how I feel about prostitution Don't bring nothing in Vegas You wouldn't know how I feel about prostitution? What?

God damn it's a woman's pussy If she wants to sell her pussy It's her goddamn pussy she should be able to sell it That's how you feel? Wow. I don't think you ever bought no pussy And I'm not talking like that. I'm like, he's the police.

But if we live in a free country, shouldn't that be right? He's old square. He don't even know how to buy the bad pussy. How much you're selling a pussy for? Buy, buy. See what I'm like, he's going to like, come here, come here, come here, you, you. You go to the pussy store.

How much is that red bone you got there? How many pounds? Give me 10 pounds of red bone snapper. Nope. But you know, he'll pharmacy. So he probably asking the bitch, hey man, what's the pH about it? I'm gonna need a discount No, they should have come in a pack with all that

on there to tell you the Calvaries and content All let you to be this. Pussy is healthy. It is. You go down there and you eat that pussy And you just wake up. You just like, I got energy. You like eating pussy?

I love it. Hey, welcome to our favorite part of the show. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. She didn't get real. She doesn't open them out. I got to get the intro. This is our favorite part of the show. Hold on you play with yourself?

What the fuck? Why are you going to bring it back? It's hot. It's hot up in this. You play with yourself, Brian? Huh? You played with yourself? You played with her cell?

It doesn't everybody? No. I mean, I had to stop, because that shit would fucking with my stamina. You stopped eating pussy? No, I had to stop jacking off here with my stamina. Yeah, that shit. I'm like, damn, why you come quick? I'm like, I did jack off like an hour ago.

You know what? You know what I'm trying to fuck me up? In the pharmacy, we dispensed testosterone to males. You know what I mean? Nigger slap some of them bitches die out here, nigga, just throw some. Whatever it is. I'm going to take them busy. And I know, you know, I'm married with a child or whatever.

I think it's a certain that you start to lose your testosterone. Ain't about no certain age. If you had an old-a-daddy-like me, you'd just lost them. I were born with them. I had to go buy some at the stove. You know what motherfuckers? I know they're losing their testosterone. They come in there the way they talk.

Hey, man. I want to get your testosterone shots. How long is that going to be? Because I need them right now. I got something like I got titties growing. My hips are getting bad. That niggas stand there

shoot the testosterone right there. All right, yeah, nigga, I'm good now. Shit. I'm straight. That motherfucking testosterone was low. That is hilarious. Hey, man.

Hey, man. You got some testosterone. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother. mother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season

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That's a high name. When is your birthday, Brady? October 29. She's a Scorpio. Her break your ass. She like playing in the ass. She'll fuck you up. She'll fuck you up.

What the fuck you up? This, niggins. I'm a relentless. The fuck is you saying. If she was a Gemini, I'll be like, I got a chance. She's a Gemini? I fuck both up. You know, I got me.

She's a scorpion. I was like, when the doctor told me, you're like, yeah, your birthday is going to be around. I'm like, baby, when are your birthday? Two days apart? The doctor was like, what's wrong? I would like... Yeah, that shocked me. When you talking about your baby mama like that?

Nick, that tattoo on the middle of your forehead did. forehead did the tattoo I don't give a fuck about lying I was born in May I had a chance when you were Scorpio you ain't got no chance they don't tell her what you might be Just gotta be prepared

That's why I gave him a pre-conversation But it didn't work See me that clip I need that clip If you come on the show And you get mad that flat I don't know how I don't know how the nigga

Like when that nigga say some fucked up shit All I can say like an old lady I'd be like yo bless his heart Because I know the nigga Me well He just don't know What a, he don't know. My daughter can't do pop singles and none of that shit.

There ain't no early, no pacify. I got a question. No nothing. When you got your forehead tattoo, your eyes were closed as they were putting it on. It tickled. When you open your eyes and looked in the mirror, did you feel handsome? I'm going to be honest. You want to be honest?

Oh, shit. I'm going to be honest. I was like, I fucked up. Was you kind of mad at the tattoo? But in my head, I was like, I fucked up. But then when I turned back around, I was like, that shit, fine hell, like. You know what?

I would tell anybody, if you're going to get a tattoo, go to a old nigga. Go see, the old nigga would have said, man, you don't want this shit on your face. He would have made your conscience come alive. See, you would have been that own thing in the tattoo shop. They don't got no tattoo. It's just your cousin on that bitch.

You just in there. What the hell? You want to get this. Every time somebody come in. You come to get a tattoo? Duh, motherfucker. Hey, he's talking about that of the shit. Fly.

If I ought to be your tattoo, I'd be like, you don't want to get this shit on your face now, dude. You're going to be able to get a drive, nothing. I would have definitely got no tattoo by one of the niggins who glasses on the tip or they nose. That means because if they fall, you can't see. Your man, you want a tattoo where on your face? When they start doing that?

Now, nigga, I talked to you. Carlos would be the other on, nigga. Hey, Loz, look at that young motherfucker. I'm on a tattoo on his face. Which one? Right there. One on his face. I've been doing this for 47 years.

I ain't put it on the nigger. Where your cane at? In the car. Where your cane at? In the car. I hate niggas who handicapped for a check. A nigga, no, he got a walk. He's instead of walking without the cane.

Like, if a nigga push you, you're going to fall. I got a baby leg, nigga. My legs short than the other. I ain't going to say shit. That was a birthday thing. He got one of them lead that's like the cane where you got a press the thing and it pop out. Real tall.

It got levels to your leg. You hurt me. Much love. All my niggas were disabilities. They just wear Air Force One so you don't know they got the short leg. Carlos, anybody ever told you, Loz, you got the nail. Don't you do that? I got the what?

You got the nails of a nigga. They should give you. But see, I was just about to give you a compliment. Look at Carlos nails. That ugly-ass tattoo in your face. I was going to say, you still cute with it, though. Oh, thank you. Oh, shit.

Yeah. What were you saying? See what happened when you tell them, motherfucker, you eat coach? Your old land, so old land. You know, I still during that. What happens? What she finds out you eat coochie? I eat it with a spoon.

What you say? Who ain't a spoon? I eat coochie with it. Who eat coochie? Why do you fucking? You saying coochie? Who eat coochie? That's a old coochie died. I eat cooche being dead.

Coochie died after the third grade. I feel like Coochie did some shit they sell in the gas station. A lot of niggas don't eat like skins. Who ate cooce in there? Yeah, when I was in. Yeah, give me the bag of them barbecue. Let me get some of those salt and vinegar. Niggin' cookie.

Yeah, when I was in college, it was just coming. country ass niggas in my dorm, nigger. And I didn't really know him, but we were getting a conversation. And he was talking about this bitch. He was about to fuck. He was like, shit, bro. I'm going to go down there and get me some coochie. I said, naga.

Coochie. Coochie like that. How you said it? Naga. Coochie. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Give me some of that pussy girl. I like how y'all sung this after my coochie joke died.

This is part three. Can you see my cooce joke died? Did y'all see my cussie? Hey, hey. Will you give me some? Give me that coochie, motherfuckers. Since my coochie joke died. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You know what? Listen, wait, wait, wait. Since that joke died. You got too many bits, my nigga. I ain't we had all these bits today. Listen, I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that over. Nick, got a lot of bits.

So I was. You came to work on your set? He dad so did. We wanted to talk shit with you. This is walking on material. Listen, so I'm in the car earlier. Listen, we go. You check edge and let him come on.

He's still doing this? Hold on, hold on, listen. This is what happened with me, right, man. I wouldn't go see. Did he look at everybody? I wouldn't go get some cookies. Hey, if you bomb, acknowledge the bomb and do the shit over.

So I'm in college, right? How are you on a podcast? So this country-ass, nigga, I never talked about it. He didn't hear the audience. He said, give me some coochie. Still didn't work. Let's go over time. Give me some of that coochie, baby.

Hey, hey, hey. Uh-oh, go fly. Give me tell me that coochie girl. Go ahead. I ain't nice like Carlos. I take that cooch, baby If I eat your pussy girl I don't let me finish

If you don't fuck with DC You can give it to this guy Give me somebody that pussy baby Because that's crazy baby Remix, I will take your pussy If I eat your pussy And you don't want to give me no pussy I'm like, hold up

That pussy better alone to me, baby You better not go to sleep, baby. You better not go to sleep, baby. What the fuck, no, stop, stop, stop. We're going to listen. Let's chat over the light. That shit, happened to know me before. This is, hey, man, you must forget who this podcast is for.

Hey, do me a favor. Don't take it. Who is the podcast for? For the niggas who still saying coochie. Coochie. And for niggas who joke bomb as for us to say, Give us some of that coochie, baby. Give us some of that coochie, girl.

Look at LeVart. Go ahead. This podcast for niggas with old iPhone 4s who got a squint to see them business. That nigger phone tiny than the bitch. Don't do it. Put that small phone. Every time we bring some guests up here, you treat them.

Why you always bring your glasses down to look over them into your iPhone? Stupid-ass. I hate things with glasses who don't want to see through. LaVar the type of nigga be best friend with your big phone. You need that tiny phone because you got small hands. The type of nigga be best friend. with your older sister. And they got to put all his...

Call the house phone. That nigga hands so small you got to put his whole drink in a shot glass to drink that shit. He's still doing bits. I'm not doing bitch. He's still doing bits. Yo, chains are supposed to be around your collar,

not in the shirt and out. That nigga jill hot now. He saw Brady. He was like, I got a show with chan. I still got it. No, you know. No, you know. Hey, shout out to Levoire.

He's looking for shit to talk about. Did y'all see that? Did y'all see how I win? Make sure you follow LeVar Walker on social media. He do bits everywhere. I'm not doing bits. I'm just talking shit. Hey, that nigga be in the drive-thub, like, have you ever ordered a number one?

Fuck you. And they forgot your cheese. The guy was like, where's the bacon? No, listen, fly, look, I don't eat a lot of fast food, okay? Because, first of all, I don't like food, really. So I was in the book, I was at the, I don't ever go to check this and shit. I bet your wife be like, I'm not a audience. Look, bar.

He was like, look, man, have you got a bad at the hood? That's fucked up. I told two little, all right. I ain't even told no joke. I'm just talking shit. Listen to me, audience. It ain't no bits. Oh, always looking for an opportunity.

Look, let me tell you something. These are not bits. Oh, bit. This is your new name. Little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A nigga doing a little bit.

Hey, a little bit. What's that little bit? A little bit. He's going to be in the middle. He's going to be like, what? What's up, Carlo? Hey. That was why I was saying.

I saw the nigger crossing the street. I was like, watch that little bit. That's how you do bits on a podcast, buddy. You get love. I know, man. I'll be fucking with you, doctor. I wouldn't let nobody else say the shit I'd be saying to you. If that means, I appreciate it.

I'm through talking to you now. I'm talking to Brady. Brady, what's up with you, Brady? What is going on, Brady? Nothing. Give us the insight. How are you being? You didn't quit fucking with a new location.

Check out of the brick wall. coming back until we got out the trap house I was scared of the trap Why you're scared of the trap? Why you're scared in the trap? Oh, whoa, I'm scared of the trap. What you scared of the trap? It was nuts and shit flying around.

I couldn't take it. Wow, when they flying around your hell? Hey, man. Bring that trap shit, man. Bring that trap shit, man. Oh, why you scared of the trap? Why are you scared in the trap? Would you scared of the trap?

Would you scared of the trap? When you're scared of the trap? Would you scared? What are you scared in the trap? I see why you're scared in the trap. Shit. down in the trap. Anyway, so yeah.

No, you can't come on here and curve flat. That's what you're not going. She ain't curbed. She ain't curved. I just got my Tyra's feet. She curbed me and goes to right back and run. Wow. Hi.

What's up, Mama? Nothing was good. You already said the tattoos. You said. You're so crazy. Hey, Carla. What's up, dude? I know I do that for a real.

What's popping? I'm just chilling, man. Okay. I don't slang no dick on the podcast. I don't, I don't, everybody thinks that me and Carlos are, like, secretly dating on a those. We ain't secretly dating. That Hennessy shit started coming out.

We ain't got to know that y'all secretly dating. We don't. No, I'm talking about the fans. Like, they comment and shit. Up and down. Maybe up and up and up. Maybe they see good chemistry with y'all. Where are your birthday coming?

This nigga used the word chemistry. Ah, you know you owe. The chemistry. Man, I got time for that shit. Brady. Anybody got time for that science class. You're 25, you still got a couple of years in the streets. You got to go to Miami a few more times.

No, I'm done. I'm ready to go sit down somewhere. Hey, man, the time you meet a fine woman that's 24, her ex is in league now. I don't want that. I need to meet some women with 35 who gave up on their drink two years ago. I'm so sick of these young, energetic-ass women want to go out. What if you want to go home and eat backbones and shit? A thong, your press thones.

No how to cook neck bones. That's what I'm in. I like, oh, regular-ass shit. I don't want to be on the scene. Don't be no perv. I don't deal with no more bitches who do a photo shoot. What you said? That's just me.

I can't deal with no more chicks that got a photo shoot. Now, Brady, do you have a lot of followers on Instagram? I got regular. Regular amount. What was a regular amount? Like 10,000? Oh, that's kind of high. That's not high.

That's normal. That's normal for a pretty girl. I would be a little intimidated. Nah. Not need, not nowadays. 10,000, that's a normal number for the pretty girls. I need, I need about, I need you at about maybe 600. I just feel there's too much pressure at 10,000.

There's too many motherfuckers coming at you. That's like, that's like Dix flying at you. If you got 10,000 followers. It's about, it's about, it's about, it's about, it's about, it's about, if you got 10,000 followers. All day. It ain't about six niggas for real trying to holler like on some goddamn. Out of 10,000? Out of 10,000.

Really? Yep. You said it's only six news time? About six niggins. Fuck that. That's a goddamn lie. Look at that shit. Look at she laugh.

Look at her, please. Them DM's crazy. What they're saying? What? No, just tell me what they're saying, though. On some thirsty shit. Like, what, though? You are so beautiful.

Like, niggas be on bullshit. So you can't tell you? They won't, they won't, like, say nothing about her body, nothing. I mean. No, Carlos and told her what the fucking shit. I just sure a big dick pick. You just show her with the dick picking and a smile to face with my phone. I'm like, you got to act like you about to show us some other shit.

You be like, hey, that's crazy. And you got to talk to her as you shorter to it. You know what I'm like, look at that shit. That shit, that's crazy. See, you can do that. You got four million followers, nigga. That's a son. I was doing that shit before, nigga.

I think ain't just grove. When I got a follow? It's a certain. It was like that before the followers. Like, yeah, you got the millions of followers. You got the millions of followers. Your shit like that. Been like that.

Been on the fuck of shit. Hey, you want a pill? All right, you know, I say a weaver. Look at this shit. Ah, ah, ah, I'm just a bullshit. The motherfucker who won't take it in front, he was like, ah, I was just a bullshit. I promise.

Y'all better not listen to this, Nick. Let a nigga with 300 followers, dick, bitch, he's going to get blocked. You got to do it. You got to do it in our face. You can't sing your pick. Don't put it in my face either. Man, you'll be surprised with that shit to do.

Wait a minute. I think women. been using reverse psychology this whole time. Don't send me no dick pictures. 11 dicks show up every time they say that shit. You mean out of all these dick pictures you ain't like nobody dick.

You like somebody. You like somebody. You like somebody. Dick don't really look good though. You have you seen a pussy before? That shit don't look good either. A lot of these pusses look like gunshot wounds. I got a question. Like when you when women, when women break up

with a man on Instagram. Pusses are beautiful. They like snowflakes. Is there a, is there. What do you mean when they break up with their own Instagram? What I mean, like, when the woman was... What the fuck is you talking about? Would you listen, fuck? That's why you only fuck five women out your life.

Listen, what the first of the thing? It's wordied in the motherfucker? This nigga, listen. He's like, you did what? I saw them my dick and fuck that same night. You ever know, there's a woman that had like 2,000 picks with a name. When soon as they break up, they disappeared. Yeah, I'm not posting no picture with no nigger on my Instagram.

My next is Carlos or D.C. on Clayton. Oh, not your old ass. I was not talking about that. I was saying if she was in a relationship and she got pictures of her and Bay. After they break up, the shit disappears. Is there an absolute?

He wanted them niggins that be following girls and be up on the coming. Where bay go? I just want to fuck this. I wasn't going to do this, but I'm going to tell y'all a secret. When flat take a shower, all them fucking tattoos rinse off. LeVar got a lace front

So he's not going to tell y'all I saw that thing I saw that nigga in the club Like that Watch that nigga that I was like LaValle I grabbed that nigga hair

He was like Not too hard I was like What the fuck I moved the hat All the hat came with I said Alright my nigga

I ain't gonna fuck with you Go over that nigga A bug out of lace brunt On the load I swear that thing This I knew the tattoos rinsed out. I went over his house.

He had 8,000 crackerjack boxes in his cabin. And now sports. LeBah. The nigga like there was in the club. Put the camera back over. Tea I was on, too. I like my people. I saw a nigga cross moon like that.

I said, why a nigga feeling that song too hard? I said, that looked like LeBah. The hat never moved, though. Hell Lord. So what was I doing when the hat never moved? You just had a drink of your head. As a matter of fact, a red bull. And an Arizona.

I'm like, this thing is. That nigga, too cro. And I'm talking, I'm talking to bitches like I'm Tia. Well, that all. He's not pointing that bitch. I'll steal your little ball. I'm like, who the fuck? That's all that, nigga.

He has so fun. I see what a dude. Let me get in my bag. You go with this shit. This is the 85 South Show. This is the podcast for niggas who just be roasted niggas. to be roasted next to the I just picture that whole

scenery like you know what I said my boy in there with a house chowder I'm ten now take a look look how he looked now and this is how he looked two weeks ago in the club I got my shit

I got my shit hanging up in there I got it from lids I got my lace front from lids hey my lace front is a seven and three-eight You got that bitch From Lids and Greenbriar, niggins. Lovart, do you know who the podcast is for?

Oh, shit. Oh, shit, man. Niggas that was Lace France. Yeah, this podcast is for married pharmacists, man. Oh, boy. No? Right. I guess.

I guess. This podcast for niggas that like to make a podcast for niggas that make peanut butter jelly. sandwiches and like to slice them diagonally. Wow. Keep going. Keep going, LeVar. You got bits, my nigger. Shit, man.

The podcast's for niggers who take a shit and their legs fall asleep while taking the shit. No? No, that was a good. I just did that. Hey, you see we dropped two episodes last. This podcast is for niggas

who wear New York hats and their hats look down. Hold up. Wait a minute. Think about it for a second. Look, we dropped three episodes last week. Two week before that. Why are we dropping so much food? Because, man. This shit like Scooby-Doo. We got too many

blues clues. We got the shit. We're dropping the blues clues on these fucking names. Damn, they used to say every Friday, now we're dropping a Monday. Man, we got them going in circles. We're working hard. But you know what? The feedback was dope. The shit wouldn't have been possible without the dope-ass audience who's fuck with us. Who's idea was that to drop three fucking episodes a week? I told them two

but then three was like, nigger. We are dropping a year's worth episode in too much. I'm trying to read the comment. Loz. You was high when you told them to drop shit three times a week, my name. They could wake Friday.

I was high when I told them they can't drop three in a week. No. But you got to listen to them every Friday and if they want to listen to Samo, just go listen to the old. You don't understand that people, look, it's motherfuckers who know exactly

when the show. This is like TV shows. You can't call and produce me like, hey, man, that shit were good. We need your motherfuck of a TV show. Like, nigga, no, you get a new one every week. We ain't gonna never get the TV show if we don't give them the shit to like.

Pay your motherfucking phone bill and get a fucking show every week. Just gotta wait. We can't call the university, be like, hey, man, you know what I'm saying? Tyler Perry of shit, we're good. We need more motherfuck of episode every week. You know what, Maddie is gonna get her ass on the phone.

You need to eat your punk ass down. That's why they get that nigga three shows at a time. When? Every time. We're a short rerun. We'll add like we put a new one up and we'll put an old one. We'll just change the title on their ass. Hey, you're talking about a new episode.

They'd be like, I heard this one before. Maybe I haven't. No, you haven't. That's it. We ain't fin to work hard for y'all, motherfucker. Damn, fly, I thought you said fucking turn up. Hell no, nigga. We're in here like this.

But we got damn trouble. Hey, podcast. This is how we working. We being Brady and us. Hey, hey, how you doing? Hey, fuck you, man. Call on to see that bitch. Man, no.

We call and we act like Clayton in this motherfucker. We're working hard for the motherfuckler. We're working hard for the old fucking. We're about to die. We working too hard. Who is here? That's for you. Who they fuck?

You need to charge that hat. He been sitting there thinking about that joke. We gave this nigga too much time off. He came up with some shit on your head, black. That bill on that motherfucker dying, nigga. The crazy part about that is because watch the shit. Hey, nigga, the bill on that head on one percent, nigga, plug that bitch up. That nigga was like, why they're talking?

Wake it up. Oh, charge you. Here, here, here. He was like, huh? Charge your hat. Oh, shit. That's crazy that your Them headphones really don't stretch to that capacity

You stretch them That Carlos, I'm looking at your nails It looks like they should get you free black and mouths It comes another bit Just off you to look at your nails You're going to see this episode And be like, where he get that shirt from? This nigga got the plug

Y'all You're killing the nigga today I'm gonna give it to you Hey shout out to Losen, fly there Hey, they kick in my ass. Salute. I bet your sunbives I ain't got no mirrors. Hey, I bet you'll sometimes I ain't got no mirrors in your car.

Damn. LaVar didn't die. That would die. We're not going to run over. I acknowledge when my shit dies, that died. So let's have a moment of silence. Let's have a moment of silence for the one that Flies said to just die. Which one?

Wait, wait, wait. Which one? God, it was a good joke. It tried. Which one? It visited us briefly. Nobody went to your funeral. Your joke funeral.

It was empty. They didn't even do the ulogy. This was his joke. Let me tell you the joke. You can just walk and see the joke. The nigger said there were no mirrors. And my son bises in the car. We're not going to do a eulogy for this joke.

God. We're going to let us just walk and you the joke. This joke found Christ at an early age. You know, when you closed the casket, you're not supposed to reopen, they were like, oh, we got another bitcher, open the joke back up. He didn't get a chance. Put this one in there with it. He didn't get a chance.

Breaking news, that Joe cousin died as well. How you doing, though, Bar? I'm good, man. I'm just happy to be it. I did not do no bitch. His heart is burning. His heart is like, stop. You can't get me fly.

Hey, LeVore like that little brother, he's like, you doot it on yourself. I ain't do it on myself. Stop telling people. LaVore My wife's wrong with you You quit out of there yet Mom, he can tell the folks I do-to-it-on-myself

And I ain't do-to-all-mys When I do-to-all-must I ain't do-to-myself Al-A-A-Lah. Why you swear? Hey, well, you bought them Versaji's from that Chinese lady What's your time?

We got Versa-Glai for $5. Yeah. $5.00, yeah. Somebody give LaVal a river napkin. He needs a napkin. Praise God, let me get something here. You're not going to do LaValle. Amen.

I am the only friend that this nigger got. Ooh, holy cloth here. Yep. No, no, real shit, though. No, I'm happy to be. I'm just, you're happy to be here, though. You just happy to be out the house. I don't want y'all followers.

Nah, that nigga Levard, man. Fuck him. Hey, they're going to be roast your ass on YouTube. Rodney already on this. Nigel put your chain around your collar. Fly, you know, Rodney then Paul's the shit already roasting them. For real. Rodney got the shit paused.

At this point, the shit is paused. Rodney killing them. this nigga, Instagram. Rodney, the type of nigga that would go all way back to your September pictures and roast you all

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Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever. you listen to your favorite shows. No, I don't want to get up. Why? I'm cute. Oh, shit. I'm cute. What's your talking about? Sean Brady. Oh, shit. Brady. We got ass sitting in the building.

I don't want to see. Damn. That was beautiful. Now you got to watch the shit to see the ass. Yeah, now I got to go on YouTube just to see the ass. Now, Brady, what's your ethnicity? Are you totally African-American? I'm black.

In Puerto Rico. I'm Irish and Creole. Okay, cool. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm brown and dark skin. Yeah, my dad's Irish, like from Ireland. I'm mixed.

I'm brown and dark skin. Y'all collect gold. What the fuck? Collect gold. No. People don't know. I'm mixed with a Chicago, nigga, in Kentucky.

I told you, I don't trust people from Chicago. I don't know why. Especially the niggas baldhead niggins from Chicago. Hey, man, you're not going to slent the baldhead. That's a fuck, duh. Yeah, you're from Mississippi. I know. You don't count.

Yeah, right. Proce. You're from a different cloth. You're not from that cloth that shirt made out of. You know what cloth are made out of? Dish rag material. That shit don't tell. That shit, that's shit good.

When the last time you've seen a dishrag? I bet that shirt gets caught on a hanger. It breaks the hangar. I like that t. What's tea? The one you got on. When they shot that bitch out. He's talking about the one you got off.

Yeah. When they shot that bitch out the cannon at the game. And when you caught it, when you caught that bitch, like, how did you feel? You're like, oh, shit. I'm gonna wear this motherfucker on the goddamn 85 house show, when LeVon caught in that motherfucker and I'm gonna roast the shit out of

you, you put it to the joke right with your ticket left. See, when you caught it, it was good. When you unfolded it? You got to know when you get out of it. When you unfolded it and it showed us that we saw the shirt. It was over with it. But when you called it, it was good.

You had me clapping. Every time you talk that bill. You unflowed it. Why that bill on that hat keep doing that? Why your glass is lie down? Is that a bill on your head on? Or a bang. Do you got ear?

I've never seen a bang on the head phone is holding his glasses up. Look at that motherfucker going down. It's still going down. It's still going down. You need to trim your bang. Hey, take his headphones. Take his headphones. A little guy.

Got the New York hat with the bang on the front of the motherfucker. Let me see. Let me see. What? You almost got a clap, but you did it. I like him. Welcome back. He's bringing my roaster skills.

Welcome back to another episode of an episode. He keeps getting you. That motherfucker's God damn. I'm in there with a heavyweight, nigger. The crazy part about it, I just tested this room

last night and say, ah, you do that who'll move on your video and shit. And before you know what I said, ugly-eyed little boy, and he takes me back

cream-faced head. Like, he's too old to be intrigued with these young shit. You know what I'm saying? No, nigga. All I do is roast. This thing is crazy.

Nigga, I, get a life. Y'all better check my shit. Get a life. All you do is rock. I be roasting. That's it. You be roasted?

I like to roast. I like to roast. Who you wrote? Who's the last nigga you roasted? His uncle? No, I'm talking about it. He's a baby. They got an uncle who roast too.

Because you know what happens? I'm going to tell you something. Tim. Not too long. Hold up. It's a bit. It's a bit. It's not a bit.

You can't, like, you know, when you get older, like, and you still be roasting. Good set up. Niggers. Like, when you roast a nigga, you think it's cool, we're like, ah, nigger, a small-faced-ass nigg. Nice premise. The nigger finds, let me tell you something.

A nigger. A nigger. been hating you all along, but he wanted to use that moment to attack. Why you switched the premise? I didn't switch no premise. What a punchline is? You're going to write all that joke and don't put no punchline? It ain't a joke.

Y'all didn't even let me talk. Are you, like, you got medicine in your glass? Like your eyes get bigger when I see your glasses. You got medicine in your glasses? That how you talk to your little? You're too young to be playing on a pet-ass game. What's up with your underbite? No, I do have

over by real talk. You've had a mouth of a shih Tzu. You really do. Everybody don't know what the shit's real. This podcast is apparently for passive-aggressive ass, Nick. I'm telling you. You remind me of that little mirror cat,

Timon and Pumba. Now you're doing that impression. This nigga doing characters and some old shit. You don't get your got-down-canned-a-haired. Hey, fuck you, fuck on you. This nigga have my little shit out just like that. Land Before Time head, ad. Bring your ass here again.

boy that's it saying can you do that at the career for real i want to be like this breed your ass here how you do it baby do i got it am i doing it right oh long lip ass nigga you ain't gonna kill me to death now you get me god damn but i got something i got some we just in there bitch yeah brady just say so shout out the hennessy for keeping black families together why he rubbing my back like that okay have some head of Should be tired. All these goddamn bits.

I am not doing bits. I ain't going to pull a nigga, Hennessy. What time, nigga? I'm not the housebombin. Yeah, nigger, not with them nails, nigga, please. That bit didn't work. They look like you've been digging

in the asses at the airport all day. Do you work at TSA? Look like that nigger work at TSA and just be doing this. Let me see. Come on, cough. Let me get that out of there. Look at this.

Look at this. Bend it over. Open that up again. That was actually funny. Let me get that motherfucker out. That was actually funny. Listen, now, got to me. Y'all ain't about to kill me to death.

That thing is like he'd been digging an ass-lo! Oh, Brown. Fuck this, nigger. He'll shake it like a powerful. You need to get you some of us. We have something in the pharmacy called pin lac. You need some pin lac. You got a fungus growing out of the nails.

Man, fuck you. I got a bitch. This is brown. Bruntz. That was that was a friend. See, my nail bed. It's pink. It shouldn't make.

It should make. Levard. Creativity wins on this show. That was creative, man. You'd be grabbing four skins and shit. You don't need nails. How much weed do you smoke a day? Type a nigga who have salads for lunch.

Can I get some of those men doing oranges, please? My knee. My name got a waste train on right now. And while I'm eating salads, hey, been over again. Bitt over again. I get that in now. See, you didn't get that stuff. Let me get that other name.

That they got to get that footing. Hey, he got to get that footing right. Let me get that motherfucking neck. Let me put that thumb in there. Yeah, you're hiding something. You hiding something. Oh, there it is. I see it.

This nigger here. We're going to get on them nails. Where it is? We're staying on them nail. Do it. That's all the good one. Colo, that was a good one. I got to get some.

Now, listen. You got to get this. These are my niggas, man. We just have it. Don't ever get it fucked. None but love. You know what I'm saying? You got it.

You got it stuck. Hey, listen, none but love. You know what I mean. We just have a good time. This is what we do. Y'all check out me and Carlos on the roasting games. Back in the day. Don't do that.

That shit, oh. That shit ain't got color in it, do it. I was killing the ass. He really wasn't, though. Yeah, I was. I won. What you say, Brady? I don't say anything.

Me either. Queer, like, you're scared. I'm not scared. So, so. So, Brady. I told them on your watch. Brady, no, I want to learn more about Brady. She's a singer.

I like your watch. Thank you so much. You're a singer. Listen, you're a singer. Songwriters. Is that a row? Yeah, it is. I know this.

This is a fossil. It's not. Why are you here in my face? You turn. So, how long have you been in the business? So, how long have you been in the business? I want to learn. I'm tired of talking to y'all ugly ass.

We didn't invite you in to talk to Brady. I bet you still make motherfuckers put their number on a piece of paper. Put your number down. My nigga, where is your phone? Write that down right there. Your father still working the grocery store. Right that down. Y'all say I go to the club and tip my hat to women.

How you doing, Tweetheart? Let me get two of them. Hey, how you doing, ma'am. Y'all see how these niggas using my shit? See, I gave you that. Oh, yeah, we go steal it. Now, we never said you. We're going to run off with it.

If you give us a good one, we know where to go with it. All these bits, this nigga gets, he better give us, huh? Shit, we got a 45-minute bit. You ever be in checkers eating a relish burger? So y'all, are y'all telling me my setups are too long? It's too, it's too, it's obvious. It's like going up some steps, and all of a sudden you didn't know that the steps. You only remember what the fuck you go.

You just drop down. You're like, what the fuck? I'm in the haunted house. I write that one, bomb. No, I'm telling you know. God, we're going to go back to what it means when a joke dies. A lot of us in our lives, we experience death. And sometimes, I want you to look at it to your neighbor and say jokes, die.

Jokes. And say they die, amen, but there's always tomorrow, praise God. We're going to have another moment of silence for that joke, for that deal. You look like you say that sermon too much. I'm going to say Father God God, we ask you to I'm just All right, that joke

has died as well You want to sit here and have a sermon. You got to bring in another pastor That person died Why are you doing? That person died. Ladies and gentlemen of the church This Eden.

That pastor died while giving a eulogy. Sorry for us. We had another pastor here earlier. Let's get back. Now, look, last time I was here, Donald Trump wasn't president. Let's talk about this.

Don't nobody give a fuck, man. We're too deep into it now. Nobody give him. Hey, LeVar. You're a joke. Die. I want to, I want to thank you for acknowledging that. Amen, it's always good to have a friend.

A friend in need is a friend indeed. Thank you for letting me know that D.C. Hey, God. We're here. Let me see. Hey, man. We are in this motherfucker one more time. This is the 85 South Show.

This is the podcast for niggas who wait the Monday to listen to this shit. You gotta go back to working Monday. I just gonna ask me a goof-ad question in the middle of my promo. What fucking difference do it make when we go back? Like we just got the bags packed waiting on the fucking call. When we go back to shoot wilding out, we go, you ain't gonna be there. Why are you worried about that fucking scared me? He always, well, we hadn't asked to do y'all need to work.

Hey, man, when y'all got to be hot down? Get back. Y'all hiring. Hold on, Nick. You is old. Hey, see, when y'all go back to shoot wildly that? He and he called a while or not, out and out and wild. When y'all going to shoot out and wild?

When y'all going back to shoot acting prison? Akinigna, that's the name of it. When you're going to be back on Ack and Igna? How Nick doing? I call it Akinigna. How Nick doing? He was sick one time. He got.

with you y'all need a host I don't need no damn host now listen if y'all ever need one more nigga on there to do bids loz loz Are you a comedian? No, I'm a bit teller I do bitch, he's that I'm a bit teller

Your hands they stain You know how we're gonna pay you right You know how we're paying you and bit scones now Oh God Oh whatever Your fingers are stank now You're so dramatic

That's why I brought you on here So we can get closer with the LG QBT community know I want niggas to know that I treat lesbians just like hey that is a lesbian shirt that shirt I'm on the holiday too though like hashtag these are guys that are roasting what see how these niggins roasting this shirt like when this podcast of my sweater guy they're gonna be like hey where you get that shit for no because I got a gay cousin who might want no no wait wait wait wait wait that was

disrespectful that was disrespectful and I apologize what did he say to you I said Dax shirts and I meant to say lesbian out of where Oh, wow. That's all I'm saying. Are you a lesbian? I'm not, but I know a few. I know. Both of my cousins and dyke.

I know real dogs. No, don't try this. I'm a dyke, bitch. Fuck that. I mean, maybe I just know some gangstads less. I mean, I know two different ones. But I only know that, I don't know the lesbians who the girl. I only know the lesbians who the boys.

So if I got it fucked up, I apologize. But I only know these studs who call themselves boys. That shit was wearing. I don't know. Lipsy. Lesbians. My sister is a lipstick Lesbian.

My first cousin is a diaper. She's so serious about the shit. This bitch, she's a lipstick living. Now, that was a beautiful. She's serious. Now, you're doing big, that's a true.

That was her bit. We bet $20 that she couldn't do it. That was a bit. Did you see him doing a bit? I bring my lesbian cousin up here and make a beat your ass. Then we'll do a bit about that. You know, I got in the fight with a lesbian. And you lost that.

What happened? Hold up. What happened? This ain't a bit. Not just a true story. Every time we hear, I'm going to tell you. Which one of you you fault? Do I know?

Nigger. Nica. Nica. I mean, I mean, I mean, no. Who? No. It wasn't a comedian. Oh, it's just a regular stuff?

This was a nigger woman. What the fuck happened, nigga? Man, she got the, she got the best of me. I called the police owner. I look up this bitch dressed in heels in the skirt. And I went to jail. No, she ain't changed That was a horrible joke

Yes, it died I tried to help That was another one that tanked I don't know what I'm doing here I don't know what I'm doing here I don't know what I'm doing here God damn it Oh fuck

From LeVar Jo He's so hard To tell a joke That shit died From LaVaz's mouth That shit died. No, my boulevard is a great comment.

Sometimes he is. What was this episode about? I don't know. I don't know. Whatever the fuck we wanted to be about Brennan. I thought we had some type of trust you. Come on. What does Brady want to talk?

You don't know what I'm out of this joint. Brady, come on now. Brady, come on now. Talk to us. Tell us what's going on. You got the old n' want to stop up. We're talking about the ass Tis. Talked that's what I'm going to talk about.

That's how I need it. We talk about... I'm too old for this shit. Like, I know I'm... They are really turning my old nigger shit on. Because I... It's disgusting. Fuck!

You ever be up in Walmart and see a fly chicken? Like, I can't in pleasure if I can just do a bad bit. Hey. Hey. Assing tit. Asked it. Hey. Shout out to all my niggas who got hired and took the drug test.

even though you know the piss was dirty, going to work for seven days and get paid before they let you go. You tell you that piss was dirty. You're a good worker, but we got to let you go. That piss came back dirty. I meant to tell you a week ago, but go on get this show last Monday, my nigga.

This podcast right here is for niggas who don't have a car and get mad when niggas take a long time to pick them up. Do you not know that niggas was picking you up on the way? No, nigger wasn't coming to get you specifically. You was just on the way, my nigger. This podcast, old niggas, you just found out how to use Snapchat. You know what, fuck y'all.

Nigger had this thorn at the top of the phone. It won't work. God damn, I'm old. I ain't that guy. Like, a nigga, on the button. Actually, this podcast is for old niggas who have to take their glasses off to put a number in their phone. I can't see that shit in there for you.

Put it in that fucking. Can't see that damn shit. Right. Most definitely. This podcast is for me. I'm gonna be one of the grumpy old-ass niggins. Let me show you on, no, don't touch mine. Show me with your phone.

Oh, that's fucked up. You got to do my own phone. Kill my Joe phone. Great. Oh! He killed the child. You're about to give you the pro. Wait, I'm gonna give you my phone.

Oh, here you go. I got it. I got it. He probably didn't have a joke. He was like, damn, the nigga gave him the phone. This nigga, he'll got a whole phone. that big-ass iPhone 7-S shit. What happened?

You're a chill? Like this and shit. Hello? Hello? Yeah, yeah. I'm damn. We're about to do the podcast. All right.

Yeah, hit me up. These bits are hilarious. That shit was funny. Fuck y'all. Y'all. Y'all know this shit funny. I cannot wait for the nigga to pull the sock puppet out like,

guess a West game. Yes, you want to talk to him? Mr. Mibbles? Well, I almost do this shit through the window, bro. You want to talk to him, Mr. Bibles? I almost do this shit through the window. What do you want to tell, Mr. Bibles? This podcast is for all the people who drink out of hansy bottle.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, Mr. Bubbles, you want to read to the boys and girls? When you're shit, you got her take your meds. When you're sick, you got her got to beat. What the fuck? You got bits. That nigg was funny. Well, I'm going to do this shit through that fucking window.

Well, when you're trying to get a puppet. You wanted to talk to the podcast people, Mr. Bubbles? Hey, I'm glad you bought me out. I'm here. Hey, Mr. Bubbles. Hey, Lose, why do your nails look like you digging asses at the airport all day? Ha ha ha ha ha. Mr. fucking bubbles.

My nigger. Yo. Oh, that's fuck show. Y'all think you're dumb as fuck. He's talking about, hey, Carlos, why are you ragging out? You see how I use your shit back in the other? You gotta flip it right. I want to throw something, bro.

Your fingers don't look like that. It's just a joke, baby. These niggas are hilarious. But I come be in class with y'all niggins, bro. Quit line. Oh, everything I love. I couldn't have been in clap with these niggum. You want that.

You should have been hilarious. Hey, you want them fingers in your pussy. Look at them fingers. Be real. Like, you had to come see me. You need some... I would. She'll need some fluconazone on.

I don't know how you prescribe and shit scratching your nuts at you count. You put your fingers in that pussy is over, me. She's going to need you soak in everything, nigga. That's funny. Nogger got them goddamn mechanic hands. I don't even know how your fingers recognize. your touch on your smartphone that nigger got it'd be like shit what the fuck that just go to show you hey that shit be he don't scratch this whole screen up with them

mechanic fucking hands never give up on your bit so ass out of here you got the mechanic hand nigga take a rag that nigga take a radiator cap on no glove take that bitch right off pop the hood on the motherfucker whew boy that motherfucker hot Yeah, I don't need no goddamn glove, tile, nothing. Nigga, unscrew the transmission, everything. Don't need tools. It's more part. Nothing.

Shit, I don't need no goddamn wrench for that. Just give me the shit. Let me turn the motherfucker. Keep going. This is a great bit. All right, nagging. Y'all pushing me in the corner. I ain't come here for this.

God damn. Y'all didn't back the nigg of them. They got them reading that shit on boxing, boy. Most definitely. Hold up. You just reminded me of something. Shout out to all the Zeta. Shout out to the brothers

The Kappa Appasai Eternity Incorporated Shout to all the niggas in Wright Street All these niggins shodding out They shit Free my niggas Free them niggas man Y'all niggas is hilarious

Bro That would have been one of the ones Mr. Walker Mr. Miller Mr. Whitfield We're like, wait a minute You don't know what These motherfuckers just said to me

Everybody Bring your stuff Bring your stuff Everybody can kick down You see that shit You should have said that to me. You should have let the shit go. Well, that's hilarious.

When you did the phone shit. That was hilarious. Now when you're suspended in this month. Well, you know, we got to balance this out because y'all were kicking my ass. No, yeah. So, you know, I got a couple of good ones in there. The late front was crazy. You killed.

The lace front. Give it up to D.C. for the lace front show. Hey. But, but. Wait a minute. Everybody got that portion. The puppet shit. That puppy shit.

Did I get that? Hello people. Hold up. Hold up. The puppet shit was crazy. But when you just came back with the fingers and the puppet, and you were like, the nigger take off the damn treadmill. Oh, that was funny. That was hilarious. I know some of these comments going to steal that shit.

That was hilarious. Oh, that shit is already in somebody's sick. Matter of fact, it's a nigga in the comments right now that say you stole that from him. And this shit ain't even out of it. That was hilarious. Hey, man. That let you. No, don't fuck with us.

We ain't nothing to be fucked with. I'm in this bitch, like, dying of, no, man, I'm some real shit. I'm trying to fake laugh so you don't get all your credit, but you deserve it.

No, no, no, no. I'm like, I'm bullshit. I'm like, ha. Like, I don't want, like, nigga see it. I ain't going to give you all the credit. I'm like, that's a great man. No, dang.

No, real shit, man. I'm a big fan of both of you guys, man. And I'm just happy. Hey, man. You know, I'm a big fan. I saw Lose when he first. I saw Lose when he first. I know.

Losa, he had no bids. You were like 30 then. That nigger had a boosey fade, nigger when he started. Shut up. Don't put that up. He had a boosey fade? He had a boosey fade and he wore... You know, I didn't even know that he was bald for the long time.

The nigger had a busy fade and he wore jerseys. This is all the nigger wore. With shoulder pads under the bed. You see the nigger on stage? I was like, that nigg going to the game? What are he doing? Like, nigg had cleats on everything. That's back when the jerseys was.

That's back when the jerseys was. was hot, but he took it to another level. Shut the fuck up, man. That's what I knew if you was going to make it, nigga. That's what I was like, man. When did I make it? When you was on stage in them cleats and them football jerseys, I was like, man, that nigger's going to be special.

That nigger's special. That's what I knew. For real. Like, I saw it. When I first started doing comedy, LeVar was living in Buckhead in a one bedroom with a sister. I was like, nigga, you funnier than this shit. I don't know why you and this nigga sleeping on this guy. Got damn reclining chair together.

But you, it's a lot more out here you could be doing. But, but he met me because Carlos used to stay over there with the niggins. He came out of the nigger's bedroom and he told me that. I was like, Los, I didn't know. What you're not going to do is. I didn't know. He came out of the nigger's bedroom. He like, man, you're too funny to be staying here.

And I'm like, man, thank you. And he had to, he had the shoulder pads on with his football jersey. But he didn't have no bottoms on. No. And I'm like, man, what you're doing here? And his cleats was on the floor. And I'm like, yo, my nigga, you don't never take that football jersey up. And I'm like, you're going to be special.

You're going to make it, my nigga. I was like, hey, man. You see this, that's how that nigga do, just steal the joke and just run off with me. You heard me say the nigga. Sometimes you got to do that, though. You got to do that. You got to respect that. Anybody watching this?

This is roasting one-on-one. That's how you told. And then Colos came out. ball, nigga, then they're splitting the rent. But the reverse is how you do it, though. If a nigga hit you in one, if it's a good one, you just got to find something in it and put it right back on this. But see, you've got to.

Now, it was a one-bedroom. Let me show you the thing. But he saw you come out with all. Where the fuck I caught niggas on guard? With the shoulder back? Oh. Flap. Flap.

Here's the beauty of the rose. Go ahead. I accepted it It's almost like yoga I took your energy Like on mortal combat Get over here And I threw it back

You didn't know You were like oh that was good You didn't know I already had the cheek on it I didn't resist it I didn't resist it Oh that was good one That's how you do it I'm coming alive

That god damn let's start Keep this shit over through more You can't give somebody That's how you do it. We delete jokes, start this shit over, fucking the bar. That's how you do it? I don't want the nigga get no recognition of this shit. We're going to put another nigga over there.

That's how you do it? Yes. It was my best one, right? I like this. See, he loved the rose. This felt like class. I was like, great job, everybody.

It felt like audition. This is all I did in high school. I believe you. We didn't do shit. This was me. I wasn't, I was, I was a rosa, nigger, not to fight me. I'm like, nigg, your hands are huge.

You can knock anybody out, why me? That's hilarious. That was popular. Did you play ball or anything? Could you play sports? I did until he put my, could you, who? Until he put all my, my, my, my, my, my, my good things into the basketball.

He put all my skills in the basketball. Who did that? Well, you playing basketball or football? Could you, were you better at basketball and football? I was the best, I was best, in baseball. And they look like a baseball. You look like he can play some ball.

I can play outfield. You think you can run home on me. Don't let these little muscles fool you. When I tell you. I gun your ass down. I suck so bad in baseball. My mom put me in little league. I played for the Eagles.

We won one game. First of all, ain't no baseball is the Eagles. You can't take football mascots and put them on baseball. That's how I knew y'all was sorry. This was a little league team. Yeah. You're sorry.

Yeah. We can't. Anytime we plan any football related. Well, listen, I just told you, you're not. This is not a roast. because I said I was horrible. I'm going to tell you why I was so good. I'm going to tell you why I was so good at baseball.

It was too quiet, and I was that nigger that was in the back field. But he saw it in hell. I know why you was good in baseball. Why? I know why. Because especially playing outfield, I could tell you it's good because you got that meat, that extra meat right here over your brows, and it blocked the sun from coming in your face.

Those the same wrinkles. When you could see the ball. Those the same wrinkles Rocky went up. They're the stairs right there. You see that meat? That helped you in baseball. I suck. I don't see it.

Y'all nigs must add. You got a honey-made ham head. Your team's actually had names. You got me hungry. You ain't any of names? Nigger, my team was a piece of hut, taco bell. Like, we, we was restaurants. But when I, shell gas station.

Did you play baseball? In the community. They were scamming, y'all. They were taking y'all money. But I could tell you play baseball because you look like an old Negro league player in the same. You didn't look like you played for a football. Looked like he played for the Mississippi Clowns. And wore that big leather glove,

nigga. Remember the gloves was loose? What did you play? And he wore that big hat, like a big floppy hat. Nigger played for the Mississippi Clowns, like a big floppy hat. You should have said a cane gold, motherfucker. It looked like a kangold.

What kind of had your head on, Mr. Bubble? Quit looking over your glasses, Nick. Hey, he had on a big floppy hat. Yeah. And your fingers. stink. I can smell it. I bet your head go to the drive-thew. I'm a puppet and I don't have a nose

and I can smell your face. What? It's a mental thing. Hey, we got to bring up. Welcome back to the 85 South show. If you are all the way. Thank you for having. This is crazy. We got LeVar and this bitch three months after giving birth. He is back.

We got the old LeVar and the new LeVar. They say I have the body of a dyke. We're in this bitch with Brady. How you doing? And I don't know where to go with you. Brady just out. I'm just here to look cute.

That's it. That's it. You're a beautiful young lady, Brady. Thank you. How long was you in your last relationship? How long were you all together? Almost two years. Really?

And what happened? What made you break it off? Did he cheat? Oh, yeah, he cheated. He was fucking a dog. Did he cheated with a fat bitch? You know, some of the fuck y'all. We're fucking with a fat bitch.

We'll be like, man. I don't know why I fuck. This is what women. Let me take. You don't know what? You don't know why, but I'm like, man, I just, fuck. You know, I don't understand. You know, women should get, if you want your man to be faithful.

Oh, this nigga, him. You have to get an undesirable man that nobody would want. I need, yeah, that's what I should be. You know, honestly, I used to date fat ugly niggas for the longest time. Oh, I got cameras here and all in his house. He's a purve on the law. I like the way she's on the couch. No, no, no.

No, no. I just watched X video and Jack all. Wow That's why your stamina is gone You're jacked off Right Yes Yes

Keep going This is therapeutic for me That's it That's correct No that's what you do When you get caught You see how it's no resistance In the roast

You see how I accept The nigga just Yes That does that That's nasty You gotta buck your eyes more For the camera No that's obvious

That's Owood That's like over I'm on to another joke You do that again Yes Now his real side coming out. This is how he is at home with his wife and kids. Do it with the camera.

Yes. That's the punchline. I just want you to pop your trunk. If I see puppets and all that extra shit, I'm going to roast the shit out your ass off camera. Like something wrong. Now, y'all was giving me hell, man. I ain't going to lie.

We still is. Show them your ears. Show them your ears. There we go. What's wrong with his ears? Fuck up, Brady. Damn, but you fucked it up. Somebody out there saw what I saw,

but when you said that, it disappeared. Nobody got that. He has normal ears. Oh, my God. You're going to get it. I got three for you. I've been holding them. We're going to close this podcast out right now.

You don't get the closed podcast. You don't, you don't know. We're going to close it out to this. We're going to close the bitch. We told another joke to die. No, it actually went. It went. It just she didn't get it.

another joke that died we're tired of that shit that joke is over let's bury that one oh yeah you're going to jump on they side that's fucked first of all I don't even know you

oh oh oh shit oh let me let me let me do that in slow motion

I'm a reenact her you're going to Jump back on that. The shit is not funny. Just stop. I'm going to do it. I'm doing something like, festival. I don't even know you.

That Joe done. And we're calling this episode LaVar's Bits. Oh, you kiss my ass. No, no, no, no. We call it in the ball. I love you. Thank you. This episode is a collection of the best

LaVar. Shut the fuck up. Thank you, my brother. You can't get these bits nowhere else. Thank you, my brother. Exclusive collection. Now, you got to, what time you got to be at the airport? I don't have.

to be in the airport in the I have to be at a writing session to help you come up with these bits like this is what he wears like he don't even have to wear the regular TSA uniform like when they can't find what they're looking for

he'd come out with them glasses on and they don't believe he's like hey be like who the fuck is that you know what was actually crazy you was funnier when you was a woman I swear to God that shit used to hit so much harder

when the stitches is here separating the vagina No, asses. This called a callback when you do a joke and you do it again. They say I'm doing straight bits. But listen, no, it's nothing but love, man. I'm just happy to be here, man.

Are you coming to the last show? I will. Yeah, I support. That means no. No, I'm coming. He got to go to work. He said it. December 13th.

I'm there. I'm there. Damn, you fucked around. I ain't even taking a plan or nothing. You ain't got shit to do? I win 13th in March. I'm there. No, fuck that.

I'm waiting. No, nothing but love, man. I love everything else up. I wasn't going to tell them. You can fuck around and spilled the beans. My bad. What you were saying? Damn, Lo, you want to invite the nigga?

I wasn't going to mention the shit. The ass shit hurt that bad. You're going to invite the nigga? That nigga was like, we'll go find what we're at in the ass. Since you got all these bits. Damn, Lo. Put your bits together. The shit thing about it is, I wasn't even going to tell me.

You know how I found out. Niggis was commenting on my pictures and shit talking about you. You're going to be at the show. Can't wait to see you at the show. I can't wait to see you. Where was my invite? Oh, I'm from the west side. Damn, your shit just went crazy.

Hey, um. You're in the world start with? I'm going to wear something real scandalous. At least you know now. Not scandalous. I mean, I hit you and I reached out. That was some sex. Don't wear a scandalous.

That gets some scandalous. What's your, drop your social media, man. Oh, yeah, yo, y'all hit me up, man. And Levar Bits Walker. Shut up, Fly, at Levar Walker. L-A-R Walker. I have five Instagram followers. need two more to get to the seven.

Please hit me up, man. It's all LeVar Walker, Twitter, all that shit, L-A-R-W-W-R Walker. And check me out on the L-O-L-L-Network rolling out next year. That's what it is. Me and Carlos Miller got a chance to take that, and I got some other big shit in the works.

And it's going down, man. What other big shit? I can't mention it. Yes, you can. No, I'm not talking about this. Niggas-M-O-S-M-M-S-M-M-G coming. I got some big shit coming. Wouldn't shit going to know.

When this shit comes, Oh, I'm about to fuck him up. When I get that bag? No. You got it. You got it. You got it. I ain't about to talk about this shit now.

He'd be so secretive on his shit. What's you got? I know you got a new TV show number. They see me on this podcast every week. He got a new TV show come around. They know I don't have shit going on. That's where I'm on every episode. I ain't doing shit.

I need some opportunities, my name. You'll believe that shit if you want. Tell the airport to call me back. Yeah. Believe that shit if you want and they got some shit. What? No, no. Not this time.

No, he's going to talk over. This one is, this is a classic. We can't even, we can't even do bits. All the bits have been done. Yeah, the bits have done. We got enough bits. We got enough bits. We got a lot of bits.

We ain't do no pieces, but we got plenty bits. Yeah. The bits and pieces usually go together. A whole bunch of, it's a lot of bits. Good, good baking and bits, right? Yeah. We got a lot of bits. The bits that we use, put it on the season salad.

It's going crazy. We got baking bits. And this bit. That's what's up, well. We appreciate you, all the content. I appreciate that. Shit ain't never coming out.

Think you gonna come on our podcast and talk about us? We're gonna cut all everything. Fucker with you, man. It's gonna end with the lace front. We're gonna fuck this shit up and post so bad. Nigger. That shit gonna be fun. Everybody gonna remember you, they're gonna be like.

Oh, nigger. Hey, let them like you on this episode. When we come back, oh, nigga, we're breaking up all the bullshit. We would not let a nigga come on here and be great. Come on, man. Hell. I apologize. apologize for being

y'all was killing me so what you should have just took it and laughed god what made you think you gonna come on this bitch and defend yourself you thought this shit

was about you it wasn't to make you you know this 85 south not 89 this podcast is this podcast is for niggas who don't

share the spotlight you know you're talking to rhyme me up Vernile Hill on the Martin show I did miss you you get the joke because that's what his

no I remember that one fucking that wasn't it fake laugh that's what I'm saying You remember you invited me over your how many times have I invited you over my house rerun? See, that's why we're not like to be yelling and talking over us and shit. That's why you're not a good guest.

Wow He was a great guest. See, that's the thing. You're trying to make him feel better. I don't give him for it. You already said you don't know the nigga. I'm drinking. I don't know him, but he was a good guy.

You can't suck an air about it up now. No, he wasn't. You know what? I hadn't talked about that. No, he wasn't. Levor Walker was one the worst guest we have ever. I just want to say I'm a member of the Americans with disabilities. That nigger is a part of Peter.

You're part of AARP. That nigga, I looked at his Facebook page. I suffer from depression. The nigger's tweeting all lives matter and shit. And suicidal ideation. He has dementia. No, let me quit because I'm just talking. This is my partner for real.

This is just how to fuck. We talk to each other. I'm anti-bully. Exactly. I'm feeling I'm bullied. Tell them how you feel about rainbows. I'm bullied. What you're mad

Your ring thing? I got my ring on, man They got a promise ring She's gonna break that promise Some real shit Come back anytime you want to fuck with us And talk some shit Nah man

That ain't gonna be back Every day He gonna be up every day Don't come a lot Welcome to the LeVar Walker show I'm like Nica don't you got a job Nah

I am LeVar Walker Featting D.C. Young Fly and 85 or South Shore Nah you know I appreciate you reaching out today You know Carl O'M Yeah I could You know what

You know he's still He's still check boys Since we on some, since we're on here roasting this shit, I called the niggins on some bullshit. Fuck no. Ever since 2003, I ain't check no damn voicemail. I really do check my voice mail. I'm like, I got your voicemail. Not only do the nigger check voicemail, he still be leaving him.

Hey, uh, Carlos, this LeVar, man. He's one of the niggas who assumed why you ain't answered the phone. Hey, uh, he ain't answered the phone, so I guess you probably, you know, at that airport or something. I'd be like, nigger, what? Hey, man, I don't know if you got my message earlier, but if you go on here and call me back, let's talk about this whole little bits I'm going to do on the show. It'll be funny if I really left that message.

You could replay that. I know, that shit will be cold, but I'd be deleting them shit. Okay, okay, you cut. But let me get out here because they're heating back up. Yeah, you don't want to start with five, back. You can't fucking leave me. I just love why he came on the show and took over. This is your show now.

You did. You're trying to end the show. Come in. Excuse me. Right. The nigga to end in the show. All right, ladies and gentlemen, tune in next week. It'll be me, Carlos.

This is Fly Carlos and Clayton's show. You know, that is Law 48 of the 48 Laws. Hey, somebody wants some Jerry Bees. What? One of our people at home, our artists, want some Jerry Bees. What the fucking Jerry? What is that? Oh.

I don't know what the fuck. You don't know Jerry Beats? No. I want some Jerry Bees, Jerry. I don't know. God, what was y'all watching when the Jerry Springer show was on? Before he got all that crazy. You said, oh, love, you said Jerry Bees.

They call them Jerry Bees when they be like, so what you got to say? Oh, I don't want to say anything. I just want to see Jerry Bees. I didn't remember that, but it's not happening. Wow. I was thinking about the audience. Can't say I want to think about y'all. You know, when that, when that, when that, when that, when that, when that,

you see, I made sure to come with it covered up to. When that joke didn't go over just now. When that joke died, I'm going to tell you what happened. At that point, that's when that tattoo on the middle. On the middle of his forehead. This nigga, I turned into a pallbearer. Like, when that joke didn't work, the tattoo on the middle of his forehead turned into one of them icons, you know, when you're about to delete one of the icons on your iPhone.

Your joke is dying. And they started to wiggle. Your joke got counseled. That's what happened to that. Your joke got canceled. So when your shit don't want, you just keep talking. Yeah, his joke, your joke got counsel. Always believed me.

You always believe me. You always believed me. You're dead. They pulled the plug on it. You have to believe. I'm about to get the hell out of it, man. I got here yesterday. It's almost tomorrow.

This nigga. I'm going to get the fuck out of here. No, let him get this last bit. No, I don't have no bits. You're doing? I'm going to have flies and everything. Hey, man, check me out on the 85th episode. Book me.

You know me from the 85 show. The roaster, the comeback rooster. Like, what? He's smooth, though. He clasies. Hey, fly. He's going to text you next week. Man, give me a shout out on you.

You like you. I like that. Thank you. Well, damn! She says I'm... She gives you all the... She said, oh, this is your shit. I mean, giving you fucking compliment. I like the way you come back.

So, Brady, you said I was classy with my roast? No, not with your roast. I meant with your ensemble. Oh, my... Oh. Not shade, though. Not shade. Rich, get this.

I wasn't even listening to half of y'all roast. Get this shit out of here. That shit's crazy. I don't know how long we've been talking. I know this shit going to be funny. We've been going to be funny. What else, Brady? What else he'd have he been doing?

With his class ass. No, that's it. I just thought his look is very classy. I appreciate that. Amen. The jokes wasn't that funny. If you did not enjoy this podcast, my nigga, you did. What you think about, LeValle?

What you think about? Don't do it. What you think about, though, LeMawaw? Don't do it. You see who I'm sitting in between them on purpose. So if you come from me. Don't you fuck with our little sister. Oh, so you really like to bet.

You go show your ass and then run. Come back, like, he killed me. He killed me all. Hey, fly, this one of them girls. Like, you're crazy. Come back. He's going to be like, this nigga grabbed my ass. Come on, y'all.

He comes in. What the fuck was you doing over there? Ben, Noble. That's so he can grab your ass. The point is. Over that time, I like your ensemble. He smacked you on the ass. He's like, oh, my God, let me tell my brother.

Like, you don't put baiting them in. Wow. Sorry. Hey, man. This is a lot of fun. This is some of the most fun. This is some of the most fun we had. No, we had a great time.

I had a wonderful time. You sure, you got off a lot of bits A lot of shit work You really got to throw that much away I'm very appreciative for the opportunity guys Wait this is shit on stage This is not Dude, this is straight freestyle

You enjoyed yourself? Because it's gonna be a minute before you come back I'm gonna tell you never It's gonna be like next year I'm gonna go let you know that Like year after next next year Y'all still do the podcast You might of well chop this episode

Up in the Bits Man, hey most definitely And spread them bids out through the year Yeah, motherfuckers. Y'all still do the podcast. This shit over with. Damn, me and flat fella, I won't even fucking each other. Like, damn, you still wearing this shirt.

Yeah. All right, I think she ended on that note. All right, all right. I said, all right. We're done. 85 sound. Welcome. Before you leave, Brady, give him, drop your social media again.

Since you made your last, we got about 20,000 more followers. Oh, for real? Okay. Well, at Brady's music. What is wrong with you? What's the name of your mixtape you working on? It's not a mixtape. It's an EP.

It's going to be a five song. EP is called Blame It on My Pass. Oh, I love that. Yeah, I'm excited. You see I got these shirt out of Reggie. No, you got it out of the shit. If you keep talking while I'm trying to talk, we feel to have a problem. When they shoot them out at the games, at the Hawk games.

So we're going to do all the bits again. We're going to do all of them again. We're going to shoot this shit out the canad. Wow. Repeat it. Go in. Wait, blame it on my past? Blame it on my past

Yes it's called Blame it on my past Is it like Why you like Releasing your freaking So it's blame it on my past That's why you didn't get no ass No it's called

Blamein on my past Because it's about Shut up Because it's about Just my past Like this is why I am This why I'm such a bitch This is why it's in your face

This is why I am Yeah All the nigs that fuck me Over the business deals Oh you better be glad You said Ovo Because I was like All the thing is that fuck me

me over. I was like, okay. There ain't no other thing about the niggas you fucked over. Excuse me? About the ones you fucked. Who? What are you talking about? I never did that.

You ain't never shitted on nobody? No. No. Bullshit. I'm a nice person. I don't do that type of stuff. You don't shit on somebody. That's my mind on me shit.

That she said I was lying. You used him for 20 dinners. I just did that tonight. Oh, I hope you're not watching this, bro. Remember the last motherfucker. when I was talking that shit. She left. Who?

What do you come on? I don't know. I won. I won't know. Let you know. Just so you'll never have to say it again, just know. You always won. I always want.

I'll let you know what it is. But this is not a competition, though. I take my shirt off when you order that shit. I'm not in competition with you. I'd be sitting up there with no shirt on while you eat. So you know what it's about to be. White. White.

Every time you order something, I take a piece of clothes on. Oh, you on the steak, okay. Hey, get what you want. Eat what you want, baby. Oh, it's all right. Get what you want to go on something to drink, okay? Yeah. Look, they're big and thought.

That he didn't get the guy. Oh, that bitch. I'm going to broke that bitch. Get what to walk. Get what you want. Whatever you want. Yeah, whatever you want, baby. Just go on.

Keep on ordering. You want, what you want? Lopsters? Okay. They got a gray haines shirt. He committed as fuck to that bit. He was going to get naked for real and he would have let him keep talking. I was like, no, he's going to keep going.

What you want? What's that? Is that a great undershirt? We'll be walking in my car. I have my underwear on. We're walking back. Let's go on. Hey, stay committed to your bitch.

Hey, it's commitment, man. Because you almost choked yourself when you try to get that chain around that big-ass head. Hey, and one thing about me, I don't care if I'm fine. And you shouldn't. That's why I'm keeping my creative. I wanted y'all to shut up so he could bomb right there saying he didn't mind bomb me. I wanted the shit to just get quiet as fuck.

Nah, man, this just what the fuck. This on this shit, this is some real comedic shit, man. This shit funny. I love having this platform where your people can come do and talk shit and tell you you ain't shit and all that. Yo, it's really nostalgia because this is how they used to be. back in the old days, man. You know, when you watching them, Dean Martin wrote some shit like that, it was just love.

It was some niggas who was lit back then. They just ain't had no recording equipment. Like Nipsey Russell probably had some house parties that was flat in the motherfucker. Somebody got it somewhere. It just don't have that right shit to play at all. No, this was great. I really had a great time. No, man, for real.

Enjoy this shit. I had a blab, bro. It felt like classed me. Yeah, this shit was a la. I got my home run here. And everybody got their home run here. It was like, ah, we can share this moment together. We can. Yeah, you got to get you one.

Nobody really burned, got that burning feeling. And then Brady, Brady got something in there, too. Brady, she's doing the whole team. I just sit here a little cute, that's all I do. I cut socks to see when he get on my nerves. Clayton out here, I cuss him out a lot too. You can cuss me up. You just ain't been choked before.

That's all that is. I'm your friend too. I saw, you got on a Louis belt and shit. You tried to come in here fly? No, no. What kind of socks he got from, man? Oh, damn. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, you got a Gucci sauce. I see you on some. Fly, nigga, just like me. I like clothing. I'm sorry. Shit. And I actually like your shirt. I like your shirt.

Do you know what kind of shirt is it? No, I don't. But it's fly. Give him one more compliment, so his wife can be like, why this bitch? Let me give you a compliment. I like your sweatsuit, too. I don't give him no. Do you think of a sweatsuit, really?

What about me? Who I'm nice. Who I already like me. Yeah, that what I said. I got my cup. Yo. Yo. I got my cover member, folks.

Any of you, no, no, no. His sweatsuit is dope and it's Sean John. So you knew as an African watch. They said, oh, my goodness. Look at this shit. Oh, my goodness. It's. They want to want to want to do.

Shh. They need what he does. It's coming. Ah! Everybody straight. Good. All right. That's all right.

That's all. Damn. Wow. Y'all felt that earthquake? Nigger. Shit. Wow, you see this? That shit leveled everything.

That shit was crazy. I like this. But y'all know I've been... Look, this whole show, y'all know I've been triple team, so... Sh. Shit. It's just me against the world right now. That's not...

I'm speaking. You're not going to... You're not going to... You can't turn your back on the A-Rabs. Yeah, throw another one on you. A little thing or not a wolf's an old-ass. That was funny. All right.

Welcome to the 85 South Show, man. We appreciate everybody for turning in. This is your boy at D.C. Yon. Blizzled. Hey, man. For motherfuckers who want to give niggas compliments and shit because they want to.

No, I give everybody compliments. That's just my thing. This podcast is a bitches who got the eyelash hair around the ariola. What? That's funny. That's funny. Why have never looked like eyelash hair? Anybody else noticed that?

I've seen it, but I know the bitch you need to pluck it. Hilarious. Now, you notice hilarious is the fake way of saying funny. Right. Most definitely. That's what I said hilarious. All right. It's a polite way of saying.

Hell yeah. That sucked ass. But it's being. polite, some class. A lot of words. Hilarious. A lot of words. Hilarious.

See? Hilarious. Hilarious. Much love. A lot of red bull in Hennessy that we consume throughout this. You think a retardant, bro. He thought it was a nice word of saying that joke. Fuck!

You know that fucking crazy, bro. You know that shit, too. You go to. You go to L.A.? When you go to L.A., you say some shit, and nigg would be like, hilarious hilarious nigger that's hilarious

hey good to see you man yeah but like I was saying I was talking about earlier hilarious and they give you that look now they do this shit that shit you said earlier was hilarious but that bitch you did no no no no no no they did you to look when they say like hilarious but look though like and then they turn away immediately that's how you know yeah so we're gonna get up with these

Bitches in Malibu. Yeah, you can ride if you want to, but I ain't got no car. I mean, I got a ride up there, but it ain't my car. Can't be riding next with me. This was an awesome show. Look, this is it, guys. We got to get the fuck out of it. How the fuck you're going to tell us when to leave?

What's that's where you run shit up there? No, he just keep messaging me and I never respond. Let me see. Can I see him? And he letting you know that he's old, but he's watching you. Hey, let me see what he looks like. Let me see him. He ain't up with your caliber and your ensemble.

I'm just trying to roast. I'm just hearing that little part when you say, let me see what that nigga look like. Like, what if the nigga don't look like you think he loved? Oh, I thought the nigga on the other. This nigga kind of hassle. That's part of his, this, nigga. This nigga, you got 13, 13, father of him?

Looked like a nice young man. That's what he said when he met my roommate. That's what he said when he met my roommate. That's what you said when he met your roommate. He had them shoulder pads on with that jersey. Knee pads. She liked that getting stalked shit. Girls we haven't let them like, she liked that shit.

Thank you. No, she don't. You know how I know? My d-a-n-n-know-a-digger, why? Hey, he keeps planning. I want a cat, no. I'm a-a-cat-da-all. For real, dicking, up.

What you do it? I was like, hello. Well, my, d'nick, why he's good, boy? Hey, my little cat, my real. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what the fuck. Woo, my bull, man, this cat, fuck, real, man. Hey, two more the audience, boy.

A nigga behind the scene, more, real nigga. What, they're a cat dog, boy. Shout out to cat dog. This nigga so cool, be a cat and a dog. Hey, boy. Hey, boy, I'm like, hello. Hello, oh, bye, boy. Hey, before you go, man, I love you, man.

I love you for a lie, boy. You got to do some other shit before we do. Flat, what you want to say before we leave? Hey, boy, shout out to real news and the boss fish, boy. My name cat dog, boy. Brady. Shout out to my daddy. Big show.

No, that's my best friend. He's so lit. That's good. Yo, yo, shout out. Yo, shout out to my wife and son, my mom, and my dad, in-laws. Shout out to my whole family, my brother, my nieces. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to them.

Shout out to God, man. Everybody gave a shout-up. Everybody gave a shout-up. Let me give him a shout-out. Oh, a happy birthday to your son. Thank you very. I saw that, man. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, man. I'm so proud of that young man. Straight A student. Getting a lot of, you got a jet, man. I got a little girl, man. I want a jet so bad, man. Yeah, I'm trying to make sure I give my son all the advantages in life and shit. You know, I've got him on the right path.

I got him circumcised. I got it in school. You know what I mean? I'm trying to make sure my son get all the advantages in life. Yeah. How old is your baby? A month. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Man, man, that's shit real. She's gay already. Shut the fuck up, man. You get on my nerves. I just be walking in, she's on the tit, not drinking shit. I'm like, get the fucking titty. This nigga here, man.

And my baby mama's just gay. She's just sitting there just like, well, she's not doing anything. Bitch, she's being gay. Come on. Nigel, you got a fuck. That's kind of a dark. That's somewhat of a dark joke. That's a little dark.

A lot of little dark. A lot of niggins would have. I never took it there. I did. I do. I respect it. I feel a lot of pain in it, Joe. It is.

Because I, because the great point, I let it slide twice. Well, let's just get down to the... I'm the only one with no kids. This is great. What caused you? Do you want kids?

I do. Really? Mm-hmm. I want to. I want to fuck in a little pussy. Shut up. You got a thing about this. I don't want to be in a big job.

I don't understand. Like, within the next few or, I'm ready to have the first one. I know some real shit. When the baby come out, it doesn't look like a telephone. telephone pole back. Man, I'm going to pass out when she came out, she looked dead at me, and she's like,

I'm going to go. Listen, in the next year or two, so that man, she's like, you're like, you're like, sorry, son? I'm like, man, they're going to lock up on them. No, they're going to have to marry me. We're not having no kids out of way, law. Not having me.

Boy, kid, play that, I'm like. Yeah, I'm like, bro. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Flat, hold up, nigg. They talk about having, they talk about no kids before the wind, and you, and you doing a whole god-nail we're not even listening to him

under their conversation this shit is damn they understand two conversation at once baby came out look dead at me it was like digger my son came out some juice blast on me like she's been wanting to tell me that

juice blasted of me what's wrong with y'all you had a C-section of vaginal man the motherfucker took so long we were thinking about it I thought to push that motherfucker in and cut the stomach I was like come on man it's been two hours

man push bitch What about you? Shit. Vaginal. Yeah, man, I've seen the baby come out, the pussy. I believe my baby. My baby came straight out, though. I believe my baby mom was a hole or something.

My son, I'm going to flat out. What the fuck? Whoa. It's the baby. Shit. But my baby head. This ain't had no grip. The baby was just in there on his own recognizance.

Holding on to the labias. I could have been out. This pussy loose as hell. Wow. I do. Like, this is a real. Bitch, I didn't even have. Got to push, the motherfucker crawled out.

Big pussy, bitch, it's chilly in now. What type of pussy got a draft in it? But the crazy part about when my baby was born, like, the head was coming out for so long that it had a dent in it. And when it came out, it was like a little alien head. And I was like, look, man, my baby head ain't going to get right.

And she's like, yeah, that's normal. I was like, fucking shit, this ain't normal. Do you know who I am? Alien head I had no baby? I can't take that. Where high school do you have a baby in? George Baptist. Atlanta medical

Okay Were you You seen a little great thing Of Captain America Are you a Grady baby No I'm a Georgia Baptist baby The same place With my baby born

This type of nigga A bunch of questions About any goddamn What is that A fourth-sitton of six feet Niggins ain't any stunting He got the only He didn't even worry about the baby

He's moving the head Like yeah The baby here But shit God damn Tell me if it's tickle It's you That's you

Hey, man, it is fucking. If I came out, I look dead at me. I'm out of here. Hey, my God. LeVar, this has been real. Hey, man, why that thing look dead at me like that, don't go? Thank you.

It's a real shit. Thank you for the rest of it. Thank you for coming on our podcast making this shit. Like, my first person can't see it. I'm like, we're trying to kill. We've been right for a long. And you know, anytime you're going, anytime you want to come work out of this. I don't know why.

I just think I sing too much in my life. Can I have something? He don't hear a fuck about y'all. I don't. No, you can't have none. We only got a few of them. And if we get some... If we get some...

If we get some new... Y'all don't need them... Cut you. You just need the box. I'm like, how are you going to hand me the umbilical? No, we use the boxes. That's how we... You're daddy.

Hey, first of all, you can't have shit while you go. Are these incredible? No, those are just nice. Those are not incredible. Those are just nice. You know, the brand those decent as fuck. That's the type of headphone story. You can't have them.

Leave how you told you. What the fuck is my shirt? Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five, hey, hey! If that pussy ain't good, I don't really want none, but if that pussy's good, then you can come and give me some of that pussy, and give me some of that pussy girl, if that pussy ain't no good. Then I don't even want none

But if that pussy's really good Then you can come and give me some of that pussy Some of that pussy That pussy is so good It makes me want to sing If you want to give me some pussy I will give you dingling Give me some of that pussy girl And don't be stingy with it

Just enough for that pussy that'll last me through the night. I hope that it gets wet and I hope it's tight. Give me some of that pussy girl. Give me some of that pussy. Don't be stingy with the pussy because I know that you got plenty. I'm not asking for a lot, but I appreciate if you give me any. Give me some of that pussy girl. Give me some of that pussy girl.

baby Can't buy you bags or take you on no trips But I swear to God girl You gonna love this dick Give me some of that pussy girl Yeah Ooh give me some of that pussy Yeah

Netflix and chill You want to know how my dick feel Are you really on birth control Don't you lie to me if it's real Give me some of that pussy girl Give me some of that pussy, baby. Do you see he walked in, he wants some pussy too? If you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you, give him some of that pussy girl.

I don't like asking. Give him some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some, but if this pussy is great, then Carlos really wants me. some of that pussy girl. I don't like asking. Give me some of that pussy, baby. I don't like ask it.

The next time you want to fuck, you got to sing this song. Get butt naked and put a rubber on and say. I don't like asking. Bitch! Give me some of that pussy baby. I don't like asking. Give me some of that pussy girl. While we keep on big.

Give me some of that pussy, bitch. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Wow, we just won't take it. That pussy is so good. That pussy is so great. Yes. I like it on my dick, but you can put it on my face. Give me some of that pussy girl.

Put mine on a pet. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Put mine in the plate. This song is too long, so I'm going to make it in. But think about what I said, and give me some of that pussy again. Give me some of that pussy again. Baby, give me some of that pussy girl. I take the leftovers.

Pussy, pussy, it's so good it needs a song. Beat that, beat that pussy all night long, baby. Tiago, I'm going to get on this song. This song, like, eight minutes. That shit was hard, though. I got lost, because at first I was fucking off. And then the shit started getting good. I was like, nigga, that shit, I go!

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