The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - We Done Made It Out The Hood For The Pssy Challenge | Ep. 100

Episode Date: October 6, 2017

We Done Made It Out The Hood // For The P*ssy Challenge DC and Karlous link up to discuss their funny takes on CardiB, the For the P*ssy Challenge, Donald Trump, the NFL and everything else going on right now! Of course the freestyles start to flow, and the jokes will have you crying! Only the 85SouthShow can bring it like this!! Support he business of the week! http://www.boulonguise.com ▶ Subscribe AND SHARE our videos!!! - https://bitly.com/85tube ▶INTAGRAM! - https://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ ▶ TWITTER - https://twitter.com/85SouthShow ▶FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternator don't work With your stagin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stanging ass Oh shit, you gonna be late for work With your stanging ass

And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass You don't bend over see with the shit Tell it to fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about Them n'niko fun'n' hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent

And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid but I might jump on the plain in Polly Vu or Lefonte because my delos I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm out of Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities

Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round but felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like B.C. young fly. Bitches walking out,

bitch is pulling up. I'll apologize. And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man. I don't like a crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I don't like asking. If you give him some of that pussy,

he'll give some of his dick to you. Give him some of that pussy girl. I don't like asking. Give him some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some. But if this pussy is great Than Carlos really wants some of that pussy girl

I don't like that. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck, no. What you got to smell, but I'm a fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I want a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. We made it like a hoo. And we'd have made it out of you We didn't made it out of you

And we're never going back Because we had made it out to Uh-uh-uh-uh-huh Made it out of you And we are never going back We'd have made it out Uh-uh Made it out

Well, listen here, sweetheart, all I want to do is dump my chicken nugget in your bucket You saw when that nigger Drop them yeas that look like the old rebugs, I was like, nigga, them rebugs. And I'm like, nah, fuck, no, Kanye, you tripping, bro. In there, a zillion dollars.

Like, damn. Have you seen the for the pussy challenge? Man, everybody's doing that. Everybody's pussy. Oh, shit, I go back for the pussy. Listen, I lay on the back for the pussy. Hold on. I give a kid a smack for the pussy.

Oh, shit, I turn to Michael Black for the pussy. Oh, shit, I turn to... Not only. Uh-huh. It's pussy magnificent. It is everlasting Yes

It is O-seeing It's un-conditional Unconditional Uh-huh Matt W'd be my shit McDover Nemean MacDubber S-Kroin Nicky

boy he's been in there like Hey, boy Matt-Dobber S-Krain I got a job Got me a 9-5 I'm a G-R-H every day reporting life Hey Got my nigger

Carlo Tico B got my nigga Clay Yeah We don't Yeah We'd made it out of the hood Made it out the hood

And we'd have made it out of the hood We had to make it 85 Eighty-five Eighty-five Br, this has been another episode of the 85 South Show

We are lit. We're in this motherfucker. We ain't here discussing everything from NFL protest to Cardi B having the number one record in the country. Salute Cardi B. A little mushroom head. A little mushroom head. That's how you talk to?

Hey, yeah, man. Bro, you and Cardi B got the most legendary MTV interview ever. And that shit is legendary and I appreciate her for helping me make it legendary. And guess what? She's a legend right now, man. She's... Number one song in the country. The second African American woman to ever do.

that. You know who the first one was, right? Lauren Hill. So, big salute to Cardi B. Cardi B, you got love over here on the 85th, South Shore. Hell yeah. I've been fucking with you. I was fucking with you before you could fix your teeth. I was on the strip of day. When she was saying she was going to strip. Cardi B being a legend, bro. Remember she had a lot of videos that go viral before this.

My favorite one is when she was standing there and she was like, people be like, what you do? Are you a singer? Are you a rapper? You know, people be asking me, like, what do you does? Like, are you a model? Are you like a comedian or something? Nah, I ain't none of that. I'm a ho. I'm a stripper ho.

I'm about to shmoney. What's my... That's when I fell in love with Cardi B. Saying real thing. Hell yeah. And on a real nigga, what fuck was that? Yeah. Speaking of real niggas, you just did some real niggas shit.

What I do? You ain't a honey bun. Man, one thing. by a hundred bun man i'm bitch a stick to you man that shit the gang shit in the world i love bread shout out to all the niggas who didn't start eating honey buns till they went to jail i was in them before i'm just saying i know a lot of niggas but i know what they do on the inside you get closer to him come on bro that shit is money no matter what kind of hundred buns one is a twenty dollar bill you'll come out you'll come out nigger you'll come out

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Promotion to your business. So hit up. But I thought. You can tell him a nigga been locked up. He'd go to the store and buy some shit don't nobody want. This nigga come out with some. coffee cake. When you start eating that shit, when I was locked up,

nigga, that's all we had. That shit, that shit was let's the fucking honeybonds. Oh, my nigga, T R.L. I'm gonna be right on TV. That's a blessing. Hey. Everybody know what's said.

Mama ain't schucis. Not in the moho. Cause you sell that dough hole right out for her do-ho. She's like little brothers. Stop selling that blowhole. I said, Mama, I can't. Gotta go here and gotta run to the bank Ain't gonna lie

What you think Listen Trying to go ahead I'm standing paper like the hill Everybody know what's had it We don't mimic it You don't really know I really get clapping

Everybody start trapping I'm gonna tell well Yeah I'm on T RL Everybody Tell me well Listen I'm gonna be That listen

We'd have to have to Huh All the big Hey And we ain't never going back And we'd made it out the hook. We'd made it out the hoo-de-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Hey, and we'd have made it out of the hook. We'd made it out of the hill. Hey, and we ain't ever going back. This is what I'm all right. Listen, I got a job, got me to notify. I'm a T-R-L, everyday reporting life. Hey, here's the news, hell. Look, here's the jam.

Everybody will Listen here I'm gonna go ham Listen You can catch me On the white and not So right here they're on TRIL Cause yeah we're going out

The show Listen you already know Got my nigga Carlo Tico B Got my nigga Clay Yeah You know you say We'd made it out of the hood

We'd have made it out of the hood And we'd have made it out of the hood We didn't made it out of the hood And we ain't never going back Because we have made it out of the hood And we ain't never going back Because we'd made it out of the hood Made it out of the hood

What did you tell them for? Hold on, wait a minute, hold on Let me tell them. They don't even listen to me when I say, man, When I made out of hood That's a well-known fact. Yeah Y'all, so I ain't never going back.

Y'all. I remember them times. Huh? Well, I don't remember them times. What? Couldn't even get a big bang with shit, nigger had to smoke them down. Y'all. And a baby, too.

Dang. And my baby mama. Oh. Had you hear about the paper. Yeah. She was talking like one. Hey. I said Ty got harder.

Hey. And then Ty got harder. Hey. I started to grab the root a heart. Hey. Then I grant smart. Who. Then a Jimmy came around.

He. I'm gonna doin'all. Y'all. Never went back to the hood. Yeah, yeah. And when I can't go back, yeah, it's in the day time. Y'all.

I'm gonna do you some. Tell ya, let me take that. Who. Yeah. I said, Yeah. We are made it out the hood. We made that out the hood.

We ain't know. I'm gonna tell you right. Listen. Ain't gonna lie. I got a little. money I'm gonna let you nigger know I'd be really on the first of going back to selling coat who I can get a brick cause I used to sell nicks hey I can meet a dough man taking over this shit I'm like no stay your ass on TV nigga you've been to blow

hey look god is first you gotta keep your clothes look hey you got a child look please don't act wild remember nigger listen don't go to We done made it out the hook Made it out the hook Made it out the hook And we've made it out the hook And we've made it out the hook But niggins keep calling my phone

Making me for money I'm like my nigga chill out I'm comedian but that ain't for me Stop begging, nigger Please stop begging me I'm gonna change my number I'm gonna play that look changing me Keep Mova, can you please change my number

combo piece cause nigga keep asking me for penny When we want to get the hood We were trying to get that paper Doing stupid shit my home boy said you got some cat She ain't let me flip it right quick I said I don't know my knees By the way don't that Because if I give you this paper

What? I don't know if a nigga coming back He's not My nigga that broke his head Yo, I ain't even left the hood tone We'd have made it out of the hood We'd have made it out of the hood To be living good Look at my earphone guy

And we've made it out of the hook Feel like I got dressed I feel like I'm a part of crime of And we made it out of hook We didn't make it out of the hood Hood person still good Yup, you can buy your purse at room, wow

Discount mall, yeah, for show We have made it out of the hood With two 15s in the trunk Got some clothes in the trunk Looked like junk Faded out the hood We got an old bagger We should lose a bag of my seat

With weed and tobacco Because the police got behind me one day And I put it all for anyone back Talk to him sing I'm all probation But it feel like a nigger Still riding

Dirty Because every time the niggas Get behind me I'm like shit A nigger been to do 50 or might be 30 I know if I'm going home They get them police

And shooting everybody That black Sing that shit again So every line of the meggas Come to the window My ID, bam, on the ID like that. It's on the wonder, please don't shoot, my phone recording, it's on 2%

hell, don't make this pull over on or my phone don't go off, please. We have made it out of the hood. And we ain't never going back, because we have made it out of the hood. Shout out to Bobby Womack, Nick. Hey, my nigga Bobby Womack went to his popper funeral with his bitch and his suit on. But listen, that ain't the best part he looked, and he raised a nigger child, and he fucked like 2 o'clock in the mom.

He fuck Sam Coof's daughter, and his wife had caught up. She said, what's going on in his house? She's like, bitch, some Bobby Wormack, what's you talking about? He from the hood. From the hood. Bobby Wobbock was like, bitch, what you're talking about? He'd have made it out the hook, I took you from my best friend, your daughter 19.

Bitch, this is just the beginning. 85 South Show, bitch. 85 Southville. A bit. A little bit of a bit. Like a little bitty bitch That's my little bitty horse That's not a little bitty bitch and you

Little bitty horse You little bitty hord You're a little bitty hord, you're a little bitty horse Little bitty horse If you are all gonna fail, bitch you're the whore If you're walking at windings and you just mop And you sit down waiting for that shit to drive Big steal some fries

You can steal some fries I can a nigger get a frosty Can that nigger get a What's that shit that junior That bacon double junior I just want to steal I just want the junior with the bacon That's my little chicken nugget hole

And you better not be out of Polynesian sauce I said that's my little chicken nugget hole yeah Every time I order tea please she gave me another 10 Whatever I get she matched me We had knated out the hood But we still want some shit for free.

If you got it on, you hook me up, my nigga. I'm talking about it, please. Leave it in the comment. Who got that smoke? Let me get a water cup so I can put some sprite in it, baby. Who got that gas? Somebody let me have some weed. When I go to Zaxby's, y'all got the best water in the world.

Come on, Zaxe, come through with the crush ice, yeah. Oh, they got the best water in the world. Oh, let's talk to Zaxby, yeah. Jesus delivered that water himself. Chick-relate, lemonade, good dinner, motherfucker, too, yeah. No, chick-malade, lemonade, and make your acid reflux turn up. But I want to drink that shit anyway, because it's so good, and it's so sweet. Yeah, lay that shit down like some dominole's cheese.

And sometimes McDonald's power, it'd be water as far. You know what I'm saying? This is for the people who really know how good McDonald's frying are with they fresh and hot. With a little extra salt. Come on, man. With a little extra salt. Bitch, where is your salt packages? I said, where is your salt packages?

Oh, I said, where is your salt packages? I said, where is your salt packages? She said that ketchup's in the bag, bitch, but I want to. I said I wanted some more. Talking about extra sauce, 25 cent. Who made up that pride? Bitch, I see you get a nigga in front of me. Free sauce.

Free sauce. I always wonder, bro. It's like, it's quick trip and race track beefing. They're the same. That's the same. They like twins. They just don't want to use the same now. They're like the same daddy, but they don't live in the same house.

One stay with their mom and one stay with their dad. They're the same people. Quick trip and race track. It's a quick trip And it's a race track You gotta have a race track To have a quick trip You got to

You got to You got to They're the same niggas You understand me We'd made it Out the hood We'd made it out of the hood I want to do Sheld

Really get their gas From overseas Do they really I heard Shale by their gas from Chevron For real. That's what I heard. I want to do marathons.

Really do that marathon. It ain't but really three gas company. That's Ex-Lin. Shell and Chevron. What about BP? That's time for better pussy. Yeah, I'm looking for some BP. Got to have that BP.

Some this is got their marathon pussy. Got water down there are piss. Yeah, this is the 85 South Show's smooth green section. This might just pop up in your playlist. You may not know. Never know. You don't never know what might happen. Never.

Never. If you see some shit that say 85 South show, bye. If it's for sale, bad. Don't get a fuck what it is. It's bad. That's probably really shit I ever heard. Anything that's the 85 South show on it bad. Not just, there's a lot of shit that's a lot of shit that's a lot.

But if it's a 85 South show. Buy that shit. Hey, man, somebody sent me. a comment, you know, some shits. One of them, you know, I'd be throwing out information all the time. And I told the motherfucker, you could be ugly. Just don't be ugly as fuck. That's

real. You could be ugly at hair, though, and still could be looking like... You could be ugly as hell and still be out here winning. For real, for real. Nigger repaired them goddamn headphones real quick. Yeah, man. Five South.

Hey, man, welcome back to another rendition. I used to do shit like that when the teacher get, like, right by me. Like, folk part of the thing, I was really a fool. For some reason, I feel like, I wait till the teacher get right there. I just be like, I feel like you used the nigga in the class to grab the teacher ass, though. I just felt like. Oh, no, I never do shit to get locked up.

Oh, okay. I always did shit, like, the go principal suspended. I stayed away from getting locked up. Yeah. I would too love for that shit. Oh, yeah. Hey, we got some more fan comments, man. This nigga.

This nigga ESF Johnson said your last mixtape was fine. Man, I appreciate it, man. Where's the new mixtape coming? That's what shit coming on, man. You know, I'm about to get my first placement on this R&B artist. Like, what you call it? Go on tell us what you're talking about. The fucking album.

This girl named Toney Rometty. She's going to go crazy. That's my first R&B placement on the album, so. I'm really excited about that. That shit, I'm going to be done. And I'm very out! Maybe like Card it, bitch. Tell me how crazy it was.

You stupid as hell, bro. How crazy was it that Tip came to the live show, bro? This nigga retarded. I said, it's bad, my man. Go ahead. I hear about the goddamn studio. Take a moment. Take a moment in time.

Y'all these stupid. Oh, shit. What do you say? I said, how crazy was it that Tim? Oh, man, that shit was crazy, man. That my nigga, man. You know, he hit birthday, too. Shout out the tip.

Happy birthday, man. He was like 45, man. That nigga ain't no 45, man. Don't make a nigga older than they got to be. He's about 38. 37, 37, 38. Been to grade. 307.

307. I was listening in the fourth grade, bro, that trap music, bro. Trap music, hard of hell. He was the second... No, he was the second rap I ever been listening to. I went from Michael Jackson, Eminem, to T.

You think you classified Michael Jackson as a rapper? No, no what I'm saying? I went from Michael Jackson. That was my first artist ever. Right. Then I went scraped the M&M. They went to Tia. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, that's how I was introduced to music through them three names. Right. Like, you want to know, I wanted to know bear while I don't know none of that shit. I was a Michael Jackson. A, B, Z. I was one of them niggas. You know what I went to M&M.

I don't know. I don't, first of all, I found the M&M CD. And I was like, what the fuck it is? He was saying some cold shit, bro. Word. He was talking about killing him, mom and all that shit. That shit is crazy, man. That's some real psychopath shit.

But the niggas can rap, though. I still think one of the coldest line tips said, though, is give dick to your daddy daughter and dad to have children. Nigger, that's some hard shit to say. That's hard. Bro, that's shit so hard. When I said it at the shoulder, even a little stud, the bitch was like, God damn.

I hate when niggas say that. Like, bro, if God were right, Bro, you'll be trying to get in the heaven right now. You would be like, hey, but Jesus, look, how we could make this work, you know what? Hell, yeah. Niggas be out here lying on every goddamn about. Why put that on my dead gruma?

If your dad grummer right here, bro, you'll be telling how much you love her, bro. You would not be standing there right now, bro. You would be fine, bro. No, it's not. Niggas will put a lie on any goddamn about it real quick, though. I put that on the dead homie. Oh, you win?

Somewhere it's a dead homie like, bro, chill, bro. On me. me chill. The niggins want to say so, so bad. Like, bro, let me just say one thing to the nigga. Like, he got to stop lying on me. Niggins really do you want to say that?

See, I don't like when you're talking to a motherfucker and they say some shit like, hey, man, you want me to go and tell the truth? Like, what the fuck you've been doing this whole time? We've been talking. You were, you're a lying motherfucker. Bro, I'm going to be honest. What was that other shit you said? That's what I'm talking about.

Let me see. This nigga Leo says I'm going through a rough time So please believe me when I tell you You in D.C. Young Flying Carlos Miller and Clayton English And Chico Bean remind me That you can still find laughter

And knowledge Even at times when shit is heavy Thank you I appreciate y'all Y'all really find knowledge in this show Because there's a lot of shit you can learn Like if you stop fucking up so much Your life wouldn't be so hard

at the end of all your problems is you you fucking up it ain't everybody else it ain't nobody fault it's your ass stop being so motherfucking reactive and start being proactive if you want your life to be the shit make it the shit come on somebody you can't just get your ass up and do some of the fuck up when see people be on people be thinking that give them some motivation people be thinking that because we say get never do something about they were like damn bro you had like you did it no you can't help yourself right now but it take time to start building you gotta start building if you want shit to it's gonna have to it's gonna have to yeah like it's a chico like it's a right to right two right two

right two and you just gonna wake up and you gonna get you nah that shit don't work like that you gotta start being it'd be so many niggas out here talking that stupid shit hey bro what you about do shit boy I'm trying to get on nigga right two right two yeah too yeah too no nigga don't work like that you gotta start somewhere They can be ridden. They think it's a cheek cold, bro. Nah, there ain't no cheek cold. We got to get up off your ass.

They get mad when you say that. Get off your ass. Like, no, bro, how you did it. No, fuck how I did it. It ain't going to work for you. I got off my ass, bro. We all got to all, you got your own walk. You got to take your own path.

Can't nobody do it for you. Get off your ass if you want to be rich. You should feel terrible as a grown man asking another grown man for any goddamn thing. You can't do shit unless somebody let you do it. You got to borrow something. You got to borrow something. to holler at somebody you need to hold something every time damn nigga when you say you need to hold something that's not some shit you do all the time how you always need to hold something

nigga all the time nigga hold a motherfucker job you got too much pride to go to work but not enough pride to not ask another nigga for some shit the fuck wrong with you man he niggins be like i ain't on nine to five bad niggins shit you must be a six to seven nigga because shit you need to do something need to be nightshill for something for some I ain't no 9 to 5 that nigga Well, that's why you out here asking Niggas who work 9 to 5 for some bread Because you're a 6 to 7 nigga

He worked overnight That's how they feel Some niggas so fucked up They don't even understand that You're giving them what they asking for I ain't doing them but making their situation work You can tell the nigga Go fill out the application

They hiring Nicky they get hours in an interview Don't get the job And be like down bro what you tell that nigga Or something bro Like The fuck I think because you can't talk

nigga you know when in that how you found out a job shit my palening he's working in your motherfucker nigga you're not getting the job like that Oh my God I can't stand there And I'm glad you ain't know my whole name

Cause you know real like knicks in the hood Don't know first land name He would have got me fucked up Right I'm glad he would He just know me by Jerome and not Derek Bennett I'm tired of these niggas man

Tired of these old guys Dron who Man he's working them all for But you think about how this shit Right, if you always fucked up, right? Like, you all the way fucked up. And you, hey, man, let me hold, let me hold 40.

Nigger, what the fuck, man, it's gonna do. Them two dubs, it's enormous. You're not never getting them two duds back. Don't twankies look like hunchos when you have little money look like big money when you have nothing. You remember a five? Bro, you remember how big a fire world?

You were like, nickel. I could get a blunt with this motherfucker. I could definitely go get some donuts. with these motherfuckers. I got $3. And if I come up on another side, I got weed. Damn.

That's, who. You really need at least 40 just to be broke. What? She, you need at least $40 just to be broke. I think, I think, I think a dub. You got to have a duke. If you got $20, that's the worst goddamn position to be in. That dub.

That dub is like hope, but that dub means. You can laugh through the day A dub or lashing you through the... Have you seen a twigie? You like, man, that dub lad me through that day. I got that dub. You know what? That you can't last me all day.

Not unless you're already at home and you didn't already ate one time. See, no, ain't even one time. You're talking about like, just waking up and got to lay it all day with $20. No, nigg. See, that at the point, you got to have that dug and you got to know you're going in a circle

but your circle might be different this time. You might not go to chuckle route. You're gonna go to McDonnell route. That's a night, man. I'm gonna get them something for $2 over here at McDonald and got $18 to do what I want to do today? I don't know what the fuck you're gonna get for $2. Oh, nigga.

McDonald's ain't got so bougie. You can't get rid of the shit that for $2 no more. Man, McDowell name? MacDubby used to be my shit. S-crying? Brut. Matt Dubble, S-crine. Brud.

Digger, boy, he's being there like, hey, boy, Matt Dover S. Hey, Macdover, S-cran. But shit, boy, I got 18. dollar, I think I'm going to get a high, nigga. I'm going to be back for another bad dog with Eric's crying. Today is a good. They ain't fault.

These nits are talking about. I got a tub. I got the dub. Nidger used to wake up the dream on just getting a duck. If I can get a dub, I'm good. A whole duck. The high star, I had to separate my side. I said, bro, I'm thinking like a cranky.

You had to wake you up. My only goal was to wake up to get a duck. Get a dub. It got to the point that I was so good at getting dubs. I'm like, what if I can get a 40? Ooh. Nick, gonna double up on that. I'm gonna double up on that.

I started getting close. I was getting like 302. I was like, oh. I'm thinking I'm getting too mattoe ass-carion. And you're gonna go and knocking them out. Yeah, boy, man, I'm knocking them out. They're like, hey, boy, what you doing?

I ain't buy two mattover ashion, boy. Nick, Escarian. But they don't need to put two pieces of cheese on the mat-dove. It don't even matter, bud. You got you a bonnet. When you see them bitch, drop that thing, fuck, fuck, in the bag. Fuck in the bag.

You're like, boy. I got two Maddouble. All the things where this shit come through where everything fell through. That goddamn McDouble was reliable than the motherfucker. That MacDubbs saved my life, man. Oh, but look. They did when I got booge.

They went across the street to church. Let me get two drunks get two beasts. Bro, churches got the words. Two drows did, two bishops in the world. What? Nigger, that's a many chicken sound. Nick, you prank. That's a chicken salad,

boy, I got a chicken salt. You bite the chicken, bite the biscuit. Bite the chicken, bite the biscuit. It's a sandwich. You got a hundred? Oh, don't let them fucking get a hundred. What? You got a hundred chicken salad.

You got a whole chicken salad. I got a whole chicken salad, bud. If you want a good. Vers for me, it's going to cost the whole chicken. Whole chicken, boy. I'm telling you. I'm talking about, but then when I started realizing I were getting a little money, This when I realized I would just get money to make sure I would scrape, put it like that.

The McDonald did get my mom some insurance money. It wasn't even really about the Maddouble. I would get my clothes dry clean. Stop playing. Having some shit to pick up on track. I only had four jean, three shirt, but I would get them drop. You kept them bitch clean. Drop clean, but I had to switch the shirts up with the jeans.

Right. Had some white t-shirt. My long as my jeans stayed crisp. I could run through them street. You know what I'm saying? Lisa, look clean. I was doing something but I had three jean full shirt

Hey man I'm glad you brought that up Hey my niggas who out there in the street Buy a lot of draws Buy a whole lot of draw Oh yeah Most definitely You gotta have a draw I don't give a fuck if you got a lot of draw

Your draw draw got to be full of fuck Because you don't never know when you might get some pussy And you want your draws to be nice You can't be over there Have you ever been Have you ever been I was raised better than that I don't know I don't left a couple of bitches

Housin' house on Ass out ass it ain't nothing ass and jean nigga hey stop fucking playing ass and jean bud

hey but ain't no way in hell I can't yarn you you feel like a slut riding home with no droves man buy you some draws

my name oh don't let it be hot not no fruit alone man's droll man go get you some real droves man buy you something

they got to be real you don't want to show up and the draws fucked up got holes all in them You ain't wearing nothing but the elastic waistband part. But you can't get mad at dudes who don't know that they got holes in their draw. Man, I mean, there'd be some time when you're like,

I ain't on that right up. I'm not the type of a nigga that's going to be judging another nigga draws. I'm just letting you know when you do show up. Pussy find you sometime. You need to always be prepared. And your mama tell you, hey, make sure you got some clean draws on just in case you have accident. And, hey, I never understood that because if you have an accident and something do happen, you probably go shit on yourself anyway.

Real up. At least there'll be clean. If a nigga is, I don't, but then my thing is, see, I understand with booty sweat, but I don't understand when a nigga have accidents. Like, ain't no way in here. No, that's my accident. It's grown men out here not wiping their. That's all it is, man.

That's all that is, man. You don't caught yourself by the fart when you're like, oh, that ain't a regular fart. Ain't nowhere hell a nigga go all the way through when you know that shit don't feel like a normal fart, my nick. If you're going all the way through, niggas, you ain't never too sure about your consequences in life. Niggas need to take care of yourself. You can tell when that ain't a real fart by the time that shit hit your hip bone. You're like, wait a minute. Niggins falling from the hips.

No, you can't let that bed for, hell, yeah. Nick, that's sick right there. You can't, you can't, you can't, because that be the unnormal fart. That shit comes from the hip. You're like, oh, no, that ain't no ass for fart right there. That's going to leave a mark right there. I might have to sit down on. That's telling me.

Now you got to sit and think about what you ate. They called that shit. You're like, know what? That is that Taco Bell right now. That is Taco Bell trying to come out right now. Yeah, buddy. And you just starting your day. It's early.

You're trying to have fun. You ever woke up early and had the shit two times before you leave the house? Man, what? Like you boo-boo before you get dressed and you're going to get out the way and you get all-way dressed

half the shit again. Like, fuck. This is my trip. I shit. Get up all the toilet. Shake. No. He ain't fin to get me.

I ain't putting on my clothes. Shake. They're going to get that air-skinned shit that ain't get down there yet. You get the shit in, you like, up, get up. Hey, bro, you don't never surprise me with the shit that you say, my name. And you know the crazy, I don't doubt for one second that you do all this shit. I was talking about ta-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah.

There it is, that is. Fuck, bro. You were not. I got out. My pet pee, putting on my clothes, tuck in my shirt, trying to be, you know what I'm saying, presentable. And then that shit was like, you know what? I was just sitting down. Nika, why you couldn't do that?

You know what? No, I don't do all that. You're going to get me. I can't, I didn't, I made me. You too old for that shit. Maybe it worked. That shit worked for me. Maybe it worked for me.

I ain't got, that shit, straight on out, gosh. I am old. I need something to read. I don't shit without some literature. I need to read. I got to have something to read. Tampoing box, Bible, something. Give me something.

It got to be some type of entertainment when I'm on the shit. You ever went to the toilet and left your phone? Shit, I got up. Shit. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the stream to make it to the

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I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes with guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white said it was okay.

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let's say you hit the website over there at Boulangerie and hollage in my home girl. That's he, Boulonzoa, and get your lenses on deck. How about that? A man. A nigga be walking through the house got hell their phone, man. And that goddamn phone. Shit, I, I won't, hey, you can't shit without your phone. You can't do nothing without any entertainment. Ain't no way of hell a nigga shit in peace. Ain't that much to think about you.

Mm-mm. Mm-hmm. I don't want to think without my phone. I need some shit to look at. You think about all the shit that get on your, you think about all this shit that that this bullshit. You think about this shit. That's the waste.

So you're like, what waste is in my life? Right. That I need to get rid of. Exactly. I didn't got my whole life together. Nick, if you had to get rid of it, they'd be trying to get rid of it. Everything on the shit. I need to get rid of that hell right now.

That bitch don't give a fuck about me. That goddamn child, boy, that ain't need my child. God damn. He'd be sitting there getting this whole shit together. Didn't that be the time. Didn't get this shit together when he ain't got in his phone? You got to get your life together, bro. It's a few times in a man life where you just forced to get your life together

when your girl leave you and you realized she was a good-ass-a-woman. It was just your fault. Y'all ain't never, I'm the only nigger ever. Fuck y'all then. Fuck y'all. Happy-ass, man. You ain't never had a bitch leader you had to get your life together. I'm like, well, God damn it. Maybe I ain't applying enough pressure.

I'm gonna tell him. I ain't never really just been sad that a bitch left for a weird to get them. It's going to happen. Because at the end of the day, they fuck with you. They fuck with you. That's why you got to make sure you give them a good time. So when they go with somebody who's not giving them a good time, and they look at you, we did have fun in Cancun.

You're right. You miss me? She missed me. She missed me. It don't matter what you did. You could have been some enormous shit at Teckles, but you bawled on that hole. You made her get all.

She worked out. She ain't never ate junk food. You know what, bitch, the day your day. Get a slush. Get a milk shake. Get a double sheberg. Get all that.

Go what, she going to remember that you didn't judge her on the day. She thought she was big. Bitch, you weren't big. You just want to eat. Eat. I remember when you was a big girl. You know what I said? Yeah.

I love it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. Uh-huh. Some traveling music. Curtis Silver, the 85 for show. Yeah.

Shout out the Chad. Shout out the Jojo. What up, Craig? What's up, J.O.N. Global Soul in the building. D.C. Yo! Reporting live.

Well, we're reporting time. Yeah. All home. You've been to church, and she was singing, but she forget the song. Go ahead, what it looked like. just started singing runs. And God has been Hey.

Oh. Hmm, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, what part of the song is this? Oh, I don't think she knows. That shit work when you don't know the words, man. You got to do something.

He's like, oh, no, that sounds good. No, hell out of him. Okay. Sang it. See, I've got that one lady to turn. Like, sing it. It no matter who's saying, it could be the little child. Jesus.

Let's sing it. You better sing that. You better sing that. That's claudeette grandbaby right now. That's claudeette baby right now. I love them old ladies, bro. Ain't nothing like it, boy. We got this one lady at our church.

She's known for saying, what she's, have mercy, have mercy, have mercy. She sound like the nigga of stories, boy. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. The build-up is funny.

If she said the first, have mercy, you know the other three come on with it. Have mercy, have mercy, have mercy. She'd be sitting on the front row Bro, I had the crazy-ass show last night This crazy-ed lady, man She said she was like she told She went on stage talking about she doing some

Spoke Word shit And God put her in the building That shit was terrible, bro That shit was so goddamn awful Then she Bro, that shit was so goddamn terrible Y'all could judge me how you want to That's why entertainment is

falling off because motherfuckers ain't being told when they're awful. What's you say, bro? She's talking about some spoken words. I'm talking about, yeah, God didn't put her in the building and she got a message. Man, God ain't had a shit to do with that. You're not about to come here and lie on my God, not the one I serve. You're not.

My fucker, always lying on God. What Jesus said. Jesus ain't say that shit. Not the one I served. Not the one I serve. No, I don't serve that one. That's why I don't want nobody praying for me. I don't know what you are in your relationship. I don't know, but I always double back and pray when somebody pray.

I always do it. I'll double back every time. Amen. I'm like, look, Lord, I know he said something. Let me say what I got to say. Lord, he left a part out. I don't know what he said or what he's done today. That might have been illegal in your eyes, Lord of God.

But I know I've been living right in mind. and me want to pray for me and my family. I don't like when people try to tell me how to pray. Hey, man, take your hat off. Bitch, I haven't prayed with my hat on before. Jesus doesn't know me. You want me to take my hat off. What I'm supposed to do with this blunt, though?

Ain't nobody said nothing about that. We're going to want to pay. Huh, here go to blunt low. Come on, let you take your hat off. Let us pray. Nick, you, why you ain't said when you had that blunt? And you ain't washed your hands when you came out of the bathroom, so you're dirty.

Yeah, I'm trying to experience. You can't end do a kiss. Nick, your kid's dirty. I got to grab it back Ah, that's a dirter one Let me grab that, Lord, I'm sorry You have a finger the girl And pray, they sit the kiss up

You're like, ah, let me get that Let me get that kiss, I'm sorry, Lord For wash my hand Watch my head for our kiss Gotta send a clean one That you're trying to make it seem like God petted Like he up there waiting on you to pray Yeah, you better give me some things

I fuck that shit up I turn out of the power off if you don't think. Won't be no show if you don't ask me to bless it. I ain't going to lie, boy. I didn't did that before, boy. I remember one time I ate a girl pussy and then I started praying. I was like, ooh, I got bad, bro. I got to cleanse this mouth before.

I'm talking to the Lord with Shinneeshia on my brough. With the pussy on your face. With the pussy on your face. With the pussy. Look, the devil is somewhere laughing. Because the pussy was on my brus. There was pussy on the young man's breath. That's what it was.

Boy, you know the preacher would get in and see some of y'all are praying, and you just got through eating what you know what. The pussy, eh? The pussy has, like Adam and Eve, she bit the apple. You bet the apple, and you prayed with the forbred and food. Sometimes you got to get deep down. In the pussy. Mm-hmm.

You got to hit a wall. You got to say knock, knock. They say who's there? You say God's child. Sometimes you have to bring your rod and your staff. Mm-hmm. Sometimes you got to give her the entire rod and style. Uh-huh.

Preach, that's one of the preach, preacher. Because yesterday, I was in the busier. I was not around the busier. I was not about the busier. I was in the busia. Because, see, not only is Pussy magnificent. Uh-huh. It is everlasting.

Yes! It is all seen. It's unconditional. Unconditional. Uh-huh. Because if it were not. Why not for the pussy, we wouldn't be here right now, amen, amen. Now, see, there is a certain power that lies in the pussy.

See, the pussy. I said, the pussy, the pussy say, if you turn back to me. Because you know what he said in the Bible? Said, pop, that pussy, shake the tip of peace, work, that ex. It was specific direction for every piece and every part. Because to pussy is what brought us here. See, but right here in Deuteronry, pastor, he says that he prepare a table before your enemies. You know what he prepared?

Because when you go down, the oil shall go across your forehead, and you know what they say in the Bible? They say, listen here, Noah's Ark had he had to go get two animals. One with a pussy and one as a man, because you know why? When you cross that water, they shall have sex. There cannot be without no pussy. Uh-huh. There is no life. Uh-uh.

There is no beginning. There is no ending. Because once you begin, you end. Dedicated to the pussy. Have you seen the for the pussy challenge? Man, everybody's doing it. Everybody. I think we need to start some.

My pastor threw one up. He did. Yeah, yeah. Early. What? I got a hearse for the pussy. Take your head to church for the pussy. Hey!

Sing like Jelliehurt for the pussy! Hey! Get a new shirt in the pussy! Hey! I take off a white for the pussy! Hey! I make the shit hurt in the pussy. Hey!

I play in the dirt, fucky. Hey! Yeah. It's fun of the pussy, y'all. It's fun of the pussy, y'all. It's by the pussy. Come on, bring it in. Where it at?

Where's that? Where's that? Where'd it be that? Come on, where'd be that? Work for the puss. He will go to chirp for the puss. Did the beat? Too slow, break it up.

Let's get the beat for it. Pull the beat up. He put the beat up. Look, he's light skin. He wanted to do the beat and shit. Light skin there and he? He want to do the beat. He want to do the beat.

He wants to do the beat. He won't do the beat. Over there in the church with his sticks, waiting for the drummer to god damn fuck up. Like, look, nigga, you ain't going to take my spot. This nigga got a spot. You're going to fuck up one day. This podcast was brought to you by.

I'm going to be right here, playing them drums. This podcast was brought to you by unprotected sex. Because if it wasn't for that, it wouldn't be none of this. Most definitely. For real. Hey, you ever caught yourself lying to yourself? You're sitting at the career, I'm like, I want some pusses. He's like, I just got some puzzles a few minutes ago.

I don't be lying, I mean, want some more. I'd be wanting some more of the pussy. I'd be on some mow. I'd be on some mow. Look to the stoop for the pusses. Uh-huh. I fight your big brook for the pussy. Uh-huh.

I'll whip the niggins some mouth for the pussy. Uh-huh. And I'd take her to the show for the pussy. Uh-huh. And I'll kiss a damn mouth, fuddy, puss. Uh-huh. But I'm gonna kiss her no mouth for her. Uh-huh.

If she wanna give me moot-uh uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm making sure I'm worthy of them. Uh-huh. I'm like Jay worthy in the pussy. Uh-huh. I might do surgery in the foot. Uh-huh.

That pussy. That pussy. That pussy. That pussy. Big old, big old pussy. Oh, shit, I go back for the pussy. Listen, I lay on the back for the pussy. Hold on.

I give a kid a smack for the pussy. Oh, shit, I turn to Michael Black for the pussy. Oh, shit, I turn to your mama for the pussy. I say what? I turn to Barack Obama for the pussy. I say what? I turn the residence for the pussy. I say what?

I'd be the president for the pussy. Hey. Okay, and I drive for the pussy. Yeah, you will. And now Mike Scott died for the pussy. I won't. And I looked you in your eyes for the pussy. Uh-huh.

And I make the bitch my bright for the pussy. I don't know what that was. I told her to get in and ride for the pussy. Yeah. A lot of niggas didn't die for the pussy. Damn. And they ain't never had to lie for the pussy. Damn.

And I don't never really try for the pussy. Damn. I had to cry for the pussy. Say what? I had the damn shot and plod for the pussy. I say what? Man, look, I had to call for the pussy. I say what?

Damn near naked. They're my draw for the pussy. I say what? Man, a nigga, I had the bag for the pussy. I say what? Look, I had to get some head for the pussy. I say what? Look, I on my last leg for the pussy.

I say what? I shot it in the head for the pussy. I say what? I had to use my mouth for the pussy. Damn. I cleaned up the whole house for the pussy. You what? I put my old hole out for the pussy.

Damn. I put my dick in a mouth, fuck. Damn. And I was fucking on the couch, fuck. Damn. And I buy a bitch a house for a pussy. Damn. And I had catch a bitch.

Damn. And I move out the south for the pussy. What? We go into the north for the pussy. Boy, I ride a horse for the pussy. Listen, I crawled for the pussy. Nigger, I tell the law for the pussy. Who did it?

Nigger, he did it for that pussy. Look, she did it for that pussy. Fuck that. My mama for that pussy. What to beat? Where to beat at? Oh shit. Oh, he got it.

We got to say it again. Oh, shit. That nigga that's a retard. We got it. That's how we in there. That's why I'm going to chip my two. I see him in the mouth. I try to play it off.

I'm over here like this hell. God damn. I hold my teeth at chip. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney. The podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all.

Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on the street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house unarmed.

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Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to family secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here.

If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women. type of predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white

said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing

was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs

when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the good mom's bad choices, podcast every Wednesday on the black effect podcast network the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast oh shit yeah that one better than the original fuck that we good we good as a motherfucker man hey yeah yeah yeah yeah uh yeah i god damn yep don't know the murd i never heard that

Yeah, this is the 85 shop show, man We don't like to take credit for everything we do But we gotta have credit for this shit We let bitch We were the first people to tell you that that wasn't Kevin Hart We was the first motherfucker to tell you That they've been lying on Kevin Black men don't cheat

I told you bitches I told you Y'all seen it on my feed first Who was the first nigga to say Black man don't cheat They lying on Kevin Hart Yep that was a nigga named Heaven Cart Real talk

Told you man It's a nigga named Heaven Cart bro. The nigga named Heaven Cart. It wasn't even him. I'm kidding, man. The nigga on the tape was 5'7. Everybody know Kevin Hart ain't that goddamn

talk. I'm kidding. 4-8 when I seen him. Come on, man. We know the nigga. We know goddamn well it wasn't him. Listen, people. It wasn't Kevin.

She talked about she's an actor and she didn't know she was being recorded. But bitch, who did it? Bitch, you set the phone up. Who set the phone? Oh, somebody else set the phone up. Oh, somebody else said the phone.

them up. Oh, for real? Who are you to be set up, bitch? These just hot topics we're talking about right now. Nigger had to lie for the pussy. Say what? Tell it on the sky for the pussy. I say what? Man, she lied about the phone for the pussy. I say what? Bitch, go home for the pussy. You're dirty

bitch. Donald Trump called all the players protested the national anthem sons of bitches. Man, that nigga that man. He don't know your wife said pussy. Wow. That bitch dumb as hell. I don't know she's selling pussy because they got money

but yeah whatever have you ever bro listen to me bro I don't even think she can talk bro

not for real like no no like like for real like after she spoke the last time he probably super glued like he looked like

he looked like he do petty shit like that like super glue bitch lips together like I have something for her

I'm just gonna put some glue on her lips and see how much can she really talk damn like the bitch like every time you see her

she'd be like hmm hmm don't don't say that they listen You know they watch Three niggas from Secret Service

Fuck with the podcast, hey me I'm just saying But they're black though They'd be listening to it in the movie I'm just saying It looked like that's what he do He's super glued to girl next Hey bro

What's some of the strangest places People that came up That came up to you talking about The 85 self-show Man What we was at? We was at a funeral Stop playing my nigga

A nigga We were like hey bro A nigga was like the nigga Who was dead bro It was like he couldn't And he'd be like hey bro Bro, my cousin turned me on to the 85 South show, bro. The nigga was listening to it before he died, bro.

Damn. On everything, they found the show running. Bro, get the fuck out of here, man. I ain't playing with you, bro. I would like on which part. Stupid-ass, man. I don't even know what to say after that. Big salute to Carmelo, Anthony.

He got traded to O'KC. I was like, oh, which episode, bro? We got a lot of them, bids. We got a lot of them, bitches. Marilyn shooting destroyed his career. Niggia, all right. Oh, Ted, right. Okay.

All right. Big salute to light skin Kisha for jumping off the what you do for the Dick Challenge. Went crazy. That shit doesn't went crazy. Eric, but dude killed the shit. I heard Michael Blackson have a very funny for our video. video. Shout out to my nigga Clutch Williams to Clutch Kilt that

fucking what would you do for the pussy challenge when he did. The nigger would be doing the Kevin Gates shit. He went crazy. He did that one. Dallas Cowboys, they couldn't protest like they wanted to. They had to protest with their old white man. I don't, I give him that.

We appreciate the gesture, Jared, but ain't nobody really trying to protest with your old ass, bro. You don't even really know what's up. Them niggins ain't asked you to do I appreciate the niggin' down, though. You know what I'm saying? Even if it's fake. It's a good fake.

That shit is fake, bro. That's a shit. You're seeing the fake magic tricking you was like that was a good. I know, bro, but I'm grown now. You can't trick me, bro. Fuck the bullshit. If you're really with the shit, saying Colin Kaepernick, you're really with the shit.

You know what to fuck that bullshit. Look, man, if a nigger renege on one book, he can't renege on two. He just got to match it, man. What you're going to do? Did I play a diamond or not? Come on, man. That nigger renegan.

We know what it is. And Ray, Ray Lewis, you ought to be ashamed to your goddamn self. First of all, we don't want to his shit. He's talking about that didn't got Beijing in his head. And they got a whole Beijing house down. We don't trust a nigger who got to spray his hair on, not his hat line, his hair. And then got a hat. It ain't got a fucking sprayed on hat.

Ray Lewis, before you got this analyst job, you was one of the coldest things. From the west side. You know what we did for him? Right. You know what we did for him. You got, you don't even play football anymore. What the hell? Like, just say, fuck these niggins and be like, let's do it.

Ray Lewis, one of them niggas, who, that uncle you call when you get locked up and he come back there and say some crazy shit. Like, these folks ain't lying on you, now. If you did something, you need to go and tell them what it is. No, nigga. I'm not fucking with Ray Lewis like that. Look, them folks ain't going to bring you down here for nothing now. You did something.

You need to go and fess up. Now, they ain't lying. When a nigga ever told you to fess up, that, you don't want that nigger in your corner. That piss up. Look, nephew. You need to go on fess up. Be a man. Be a man and mess up. You're right. You right.

Do the right thing, nephew. Nigga, you didn't do the right thing when you had them bodies. You're talking about when you had them body. This nigga, this nigga beat a double murder. With a knife, nigga, you stabbed some other people

saw you. Ray, Ray, you went home and threw the suit away. Brat, this is public record. You can look all this shit up. You have, you don't know. I know the story. He's on the west side, nigga.

I'm just saying. I know. Ray Lewis was everywhere. He wasn't supposed to be. That nigga was hanging out with BMF that weekend, Big Meets. Nigger hauling in pictures with Jesus. He had a picture with a nigga who known for stabbing, motherfucker. Look up the Ray Lewis case.

This motherfucker basically went and told the police, I don't know what happened. Nigger! You better figure out. something they got videotapes niggia I don't know what happened yes you do look man don't they

be down there playing with them folks Ray Ray if you did something you need to go and fess up be a man and fess up Ray Ray right whatever they get on TV and embarrass itself every goddamn day

Niggia got a whole Bayesian helmet on. Fuck wrong with Ray Lewis, man. Can't get caught in the rain, huh? Hell no. Can you stand the rain? Watch that niggins start twitching. Shut out to Shannon Sharp for keeping it all the way. There's rain in here?

You got to tell me about rain. Shannon Sharp been keeping it real than the motherfucker. Who that? Shannon Sharp. But yeah, I wish he would just drink a little bit of water before he started yelling, though. Who is Shannon Sharp? The nigger who'd be on first take with Skip Bayless, bro.

Oh, yeah, the nigga would be like, and let me die. Scoop! It don't matter what that nigger say, I believe him. Just by the way, he talked. Now, Skip. Brow, nothing south Jordan. Steve McGrubborn house, we had concrete blow.

Skip, we had one bare room, and the barren room were outbide. We had to go out by it to go out by you're a bedroom, Gip. Now, if I can go to University of Georgia, Give me a football college, tip, make all the way to the NFL and make a million dollars travel world, tip. I ain't nil one time in my career, dip, kneel down and broke there, no bag. Well, yeah, what age to go?

In the bottom cabinet, you always right, you want to play with cotton cabinet. Now, this whole thing got to blow that out of the portion now. What they used to go, Pete? We used to go out back, the bathroom out of bed, concrete floor, one bedroom, room, little people. Me, my 11 brothers, my 17 steps was grown up in South Jordan. He's talking about one room, one concrete floor. One big room, one concrete floor. Now, skip.

Oh, don't know about that concrete flow, man. That's be cold. Now, skip, if I can make it in there and you're in that bill, make a million dollars, any by I can do it. Believe him, God, you can wake up in the morning, put some grease on your fish, and fish like hell. They're like, what is he saying? But I belay this thing.

That day is in one room, one corner. Cucry flow. We had one room, one concrete float, yep. We grew up in one bare room out of top door, keep. One street flow. I ain't go outside. We had one bathroom, the bad room out behind, you. Shannon Shaw will be saying that shit.

One bathroom out of that, yep. I'm disappointed in my good friend Ray Lewis, Skip. I'm talking about it. Ray Lewis, Skip last year, Ray, you said you could never protect the flag. This year you're kneeling on both knees. What is you doing, Ray, Ray. Ray down there on both knees.

Beijing dripping all in his goddamn eyes. I'm talking about it, tripping. Burned like a fuck. Burned like hell. They're talking about something wrong with him. Bayesian burning the hell out of his eyes. You know shit. They're talking about he praying.

No, they Beijing in the nigga eyes, man. Did you see him in a little like he cried? No, that d'naker burning. Bad. My eyes on fire. That's the eye on fire. Y'all saw Stevie Wonder? You know shit fucked up

when Stevie Wonder protesting. America's so racist right now even Stevie Wonder can see this shit. Stevie Wonder was like, what the fuck's going on? Put me on a knee.

These motherfuckers is tripping. How's my money? Mother of God, Stevie Wonder protesting, bro. Who the fuck is promoting all these sold-out Stevie Wonder shows? I ain't seen. ain't one goddamn flyer.

Steve's going to bring him out, man. Steve's going to bring him out. Man, you know, there's a room online that Steve one day ain't even blind. Let me tell you how... That'd be the biggest thing of lifetime, bro. Because somebody walked past Stephen one. It was some shit where he was performing on stage. Motherfucker walked by some shit.

It knocked the microphone down. Steve wanted to caught that motherfucker like that. Just like that. But you know, it's a video. But you know, but you know, I don't know they see that like black gray vision shit. I don't know what. Like with the light, they can see like black and gray.

It's different levels to that shit. Like they can see the black and gray. Like if it's bright enough on their eyes, they can see like shadowy figures. You know what I'm saying? Nothing. And Stevie Wonder can't see shit. I can't do that shit, bro.

I couldn't. Man, you have to have a strong heart. Shit, you can do that shit. No. Kill me. I don't care. I don't care. If somebody was the po-assic in my face

and I'm gone, I'm out of here. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I don't give a fuck if you got to put me in a bucket. Keep me in this bitch forever. I don't give a fuck. You know how that shit is when you always got to be like, what, what, what?

You just got to find a mother-outher, you got to find the motherfucker who will tell you? Kill me, bro. That shit will make me go. My brain was explode because I would wonder to. First of all. I didn't see this shit So now I'm like What it used to be what

You're talking about downtown I remember that I remember no no you don't You try Die motherfucker die I would die I don't care what nobody This is so fucked up

I don't care With nobody I would die Bro When the blind people see this shit They're gonna be mad as fuck No they're not That's why I commend them

Nigger you are scron But me I'm out of here This is how Nicker bye I don't care how much niggas Be like we love you Fuck you y'all I'm out this bitch

bye man this shit is over I'm gone give me a gun if you love me if you want to keep me here you do not fuck with me I'm trying to lead this bitch yeah nigga be like what what's going on man fuck that shit

I'm out this motherfucker I swear on everything nigga I'm out of here nigga I'm gonna be trying everything nigga I'm being there banging my head on the wall oh oh trying to get the fucking

I got this motherfucker. Y'all is not playing with me. I can't do that shit. Ain't nowhere in hell. Ain't nowhere in hell. Ain't nowhere in fucking hell. Ain't nowhere in fucking hell, boy. Yeah, a nigga, nigga be like, what?

Oh, that shit died on time. I remember that. No, you don't. No, you don't. They don't change it. Shit don't even look the same, nigga. That shit been gone. They been goddamn remodeled that.

Took your memories away. Don't look like that. You know your mama house? They burnt down. They weren't there. shit, don't. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Nigger, give me the gun. I'm going fast.

And I'm gonna be smiling about it too. I'm like, hey, man, y'all, nigga, turn up in this motherfucker. Ha! I'm out this bitch. Bro, you blind, you're gonna fuck around and miss. That fucking shoot right over here. everybody in the goddamn house. I'm gonna get it this way.

I'm gonna get it this time. What my goddamn hair at? Niggy me there pissed off fuck! I'm like, this ain't scaring nobody? Is this scabber or somebody? You got the gun but can't find the bullets for shit. They're right there on the table. Well, bitch!

Wow! Put them in my hand. Put them in my motherfucking hand. Nigger grab her Cheeto pumps. Got them, got him. Cheetos. Didn't grab a Cheetos. Got these motherfuckers.

Why these bullets smushing? Fuck! It's so fucked up. You don't make bullets small. It's some of the most fucked up shit we ever said. I don't give a fuck. I'm out of here, nigga. This is an 85 South show.

This is a podcast for niggas who couldn't do blind. I can't. What if you was there? They're cool. I get to see what the fuck going on. You probably don't understand. I understand what I'm saying, but I can text it to you, I could got them righted out. See, it's ways around there.

Ain't no ways around not seeing, bro. Bro. Ain't no way I can, no, nigga, I could be like, they're like, what? Mm-hmm, hmm. We need to go, niggas, like, oh, then. This mean, let's dip. I can't see less dip. I'm like, what, what, what?

They shoot? Somebody need to grab me then. What? Get me, me, come, somebody. All right, now I got to stay right here because don't know about it on the grab, the nigga that's blind. They think he's tripping, he don't crack because he's in the middle of the floor like this.

No, he's blind. He don't know where to go. Bro, cut it out, man. They're like, look at that crack here in the middle of the floor. Nick Gandh, almost got shot. He's got a guy shot. He's trying to go towards the bullet. He's blind.

Blah, blah. What ain't, they over here? Shoot at me, dude. Start to go. How to fuck with me out here? He's blind, but he's still against the guy. nigga talking shit. You know, I got that fire on me. What you're going to do with?

He's trying to die. He trying to get the hell on. Niggas go blind. He refused to accept that shit. Hey, I'm next on the dice. Why? Why, my nigga? You still trying to shoot dice. He said, I'm next. I'm next on the dice. He said he next on the dice.

Blind nigga talking shit like a motherfucker. Can't nobody see me on the 2K. Nicky, you can't see you on the 2K. He always tells the people to call him an Uber. Call me an Uber. For what? You ain't gonna know it's there. Hey, man, you seen the new it. Nicky, why?

Why? I was going to get you to tell me back. Yeah, in the back of the Uber at the end of the destination, but don't know when to get out. He's just sitting there. Bro, you fucked up, man. They're like, sir, this is your surprise. He's like, oh, okay.

Much love to all out blind people who fuck with the 80 bad stuff. Sir, you're getting out on the Expressway? I'm sorry. Let me slide out this way. But he don't know he and the tutors, so he's looking for the doughnog. Sir, sir, you're going to have to get out on this side. I know. I saw that shit.

I saw that. I saw that. Hey, man, this shit is fucked up. You can try to get us. Well, a good thing we're on the internet. We can't get kicked off that shit Oh my goodness That was hilarious

Can you just piss that nigga Just in the back seat of the Uber Oh my shit? Sir, sir It's time to get out It's time to get out, sir And I put earphones over the nigga heads Or he can't even hear the nigga say sir

Sir Sir Hey, you're stupid as hell, bro You're gonna get it That is hilarious You're gonna get us kicked off the internet No ain't, you ask me a question I told you the honest truth

Like Sometimes the truth is a goddamn black Fuck that I don't care about What nobody say Nigger Being blind It's, listen

Let me tell you It's only It's only two things I am scared of What's that? Being blind And suffocating to death That shit

Like Suffocation is like Ain't no way around that You ever been yoke Like choked up Yeah, nigga That's close to suffocation, Nick That nigga put you in the headlock

And you can't move Yeah, that shit do hurt All right Yeah, that's fucked up That shit to freak you to fuck out You don't give a fuck Who did it? Nigel, you're gonna wake up, think about life

For real Choked all the way out Think about somebody putting you in the dirt And throwing dirt on top of you in a hole I couldn't think of that That one's trying to tell you like Or and you drown Like somebody put a brick on your ankle

And they threw you in the ocean And you're gonna scrape down You're trying your best to go up you're going down and down It can't happen It's over with Man that's why they say suffering It's like one of the worst way to die

That's why when they like What they say to The penalty The death penalty They're like no They want them to sit through jail All them years So they can suffer

Right You know what I'm saying They like the death penalty It's like a bitch way out Like fuck that I'm a bitch Shoot me I'm a big bitch

I'm a bigest bitch of them all Bring the firing squad, please. Do you have any final requests, you scoundrel? I'd be like, hell now, let's do it! Oh, wait. See, how are your problem going on? Come on, guys. Let's go grab lunch.

Let's go grab lunch. Could you be deaf? Which one would you choose? Def or a blind? But could you see a deaf? yourself be blind since you say you'll stay here. Bro, it...

Yeah, now he's thinking about it. He like killed him too, if you're a cold motherfucker, you can find somebody who could be your eyes for you. See, I can't, I don't depend on me. They be lying. He was like, she, niggas lie and you can see. Yeah, she's bad, bro. You got to have a girl. Like, no, she's not.

You got to have a chick who down is fuck. See, if you're blind, you can't worry about what the bitch look like. You got, you need a bitch for other shit. Fuck what she looked like. You ain't going to see that shit. No way. Is this bitch going to open the door for you or she's going to let that motherfucker keep slamming

on your foot, face, and shit? You got to have people around you who really give a fuck about you if you're blind. I'm talking about because shit. That's too dangerous. The little shit can fuck you up if you blind. Like, bitch, I need to pee-p anything in the hallway. No, ain't nothing in the hallway.

Bitch, what do you? I'm tripped all of these motherfuckers shoes and shit and hurt my motherfucking lip. You need people who could be honest. with you and be like bro like say you know like you're gonna really want to hey break flat what that shit look like so you just ain't gonna tell me nigga tell me what it looks like oh this shit lit my man i'm telling the bitches everywhere what not what color of shirt nigger red she what kind she got some pants on nina gonna start lying cause he gonna be like she ain't got on a shirt no more nink gonna get tired of asking your question she

ain't got on a school outfit she got what them tini's look like they flat nah shit man what the room who else in your friend you're get tired of being your, that's why life's gonna be so miserable. Your friend are gonna get tired to be in your friend. He was like, what's you look like? She's the bitch, man.

Hey, man, some holes in that bitch? Man, holes always been there. What they look like? Bitches. But what they look like? Close your eyes and think about Mariah Carey. Okay, but what's she wearing? What Mariah Carey had on the third aisle?

What a hat looked like? Brown. Is she thick around the neck area? Niggas is gonna put some if holes on your head. They're going to shut his ass up. He's going to think a nigga having a full conversation. And snake eyes are, he'm like, snake eyes. Then what about that?

No, nigga, you're blind, Nick. I guess, I don't know. If I was blind, bro, just make sure I got plenty of shit to listen to. I listen to a lot of podcasts. See, your imagination should be big and fuck. Yeah. I don't want to imagine, like, niggas having fun and you can just hear that shit. Like bird tripping.

Look at them happy-ass birds. I'll probably get in trouble, though. I'd be a grump-ass nigger. Look at them happy-ass birds. Why, how come they happy? He ain't never seen a blind bird. If you see a blind man, but he ain't never seen a blind bird just running to a windshield.

A blind bird, nigger, that shit ain't. You ain't going to be able to make that. A blind bird? A blind bird. A blind bird. He's going to always run into some shit, ain't. Yeah, yeah. A blind bird probably don't even know how to fly

because he didn't learn how to fly. He ain't like birds telling them. He's like, don't you think about it in bird language. Chirp, chirp, chirp is chirp, chirp. That shit don't mean nothing else. Those niggas just be chirping at each other and just ain't even responded. Chirp, chirk, chirk, shirk, shirk, shirk, that shit do mean. Shit, chirp, chirp, chirk, chirk, motherfucker, who are you talking to?

Like, bird language don't mean shit. You ever seen birds talking that shit that shit ain't correspond? They just chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirk, chirk, chirk, chirk. I'm gonna get the worm, churped, nigger, shirk. Nigger, what's happening? Like, those niggas ain't talking about shit right now. But in bird, they're saying there a goddamn thing. How's Earl?

Chirk, nigger, that niggas still doing. one of them motherfucking man his bitch just had three kids jerk Nick chirp he had three eggs bro I heard

two of them egg wasn't even here shirk nigger who he got the babies by chirp hey

he uh he chirped up with this bitch right now chirp chirp churped they got a little treehouse

over here on the churt by the west side how the thighs chirp chirp chirp churped

chirp chute ch' Hey shout out to my nigga big sound from the east side

boys he fucking he watched in the live stream, bro. For real. Oh, what's up, po? Oh, he just texted you that? Yeah.

Nah, need, be watching this shit and be like, hey, bro, I'm watching this shit. All right, nigga, we know you're a supporter, nigga, damn. All right, Joe, Blair. Appreciate the support. I'll be getting random-ass text messages, bro. This one said, hey, my nigga,

you got my daughter or what? I don't even know what that mean. I do. Chir! Fuck what they're talking about. We get a fuck. We're out here. Card to beat on went out of my shit.

Man, that shit. Crazy is a motherfucker. I'm proud of her little ugly line. Me too, man. I want more hood, bitch, just to win. You know what I'm saying? I hope it's another stripper right now,

right in another song that's going to be number one. That shit come on so hard. You little bitch, you couldn't fuck with me if you wanted to. That's a powerful message. Because it's a little bit somewhere like, I want to fuck with Carlo. I just can't right now.

And it ain't just me, man You can put your name in there too It's a little bit somewhere That want to fuck with you Good or bad But they just can't Because the way God got you Protected and cover

It's just some shit just won't never happen Do y'all Y'all laughing but do you realize Somebody then tried to fuck with you But they just couldn't They couldn't They couldn't reach you They just don't have the resources to fuck with you right now.

I think about that type of shit all the time. Yeah, this is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for niggas who can break down weed with their fingers, make it look like a grinder did it. That would leak. This podcast is... A little weed like that. He's like, ah, ah, ah.

This podcast is for niggas who got an old-ass car. And people think you got Flo Masters on there. You really just got a hole in your muffler. Yeah. Hey, man, this podcast for niggas who throw money in their video, but you can count how much they really got. Right.

That's 130. This podcast is for niggas who walk around with all the money they got on earth in their pocket. Yeah Might want to put a dub up, bitch, Don't put something up just in case That's a hot dog Gonna get your little Macdub

It's connie This podcast is for bitches Who lost the fight And you still got a ball spot Big got a loo Yeah That girl Mita put putt

Head at Pulled your weave out And they on Facebook Talking about Ah They tag you in it This yours bitch Ah

Min' Pippet This podcast is for all the grown niggas who used to be in the streets real heavy but you live with your little sister now. Hey, this podcast for all the female who got on them little booty snatches so you cut off the light to take the booty snatcher off. Bitch, I've seen them e-scra-draws you your head on.

Be it on escrow. This podcast is for any bitch that didn't ever bought two pairs of fake hugs. Hey, you dumb as little. Hey, y'all remember how niggies do with draws and shorts up on their parents? That was she out. Now these whole doing the same shit.

They wear draws shorts. God damn, bitch. We got the escrow draws on. Now, he's talking all the shit. I know your dick busts a bitch. I know your coochie busts a bitch. We got an extra draw. That's right.

God damn. God damn. Shout out to all the lesbians that got a little dude they fucking went on the low. Biches ain't always committed. Shout out to all the stuzzs that they never got some money from their sad nigger. Hey man, I had that one stuzz. I think she was trying to set me up.

She was talking about, she would suck the skin on my . I said, bitch. I said, send me a picture you playing with that pussy. I said, your pussy still get wet for niggas. She said, yeah. I said, L-O-L, bitch. I can't tell because if you was naked, bitch, you would look like me. What fuck is you talking about?

She sent the picture. She didn't ever send the pussy because I pulled her car. She's trying to get me to say, yeah, give me some head. I'm like, nah, bitch. If you're still a bitch, play with that pussy. Send me a picture. And bitch, you look like me with your clothes off. She felt uncomfortable.

Not been to give me no head and I'm looking down in me. I'm like, damn, look at DC on fly. Bitch, that shit, awkward as fuck. We got the same body. You just got a little extra chest. Exactly. Ugly. Ugly, a little girl.

Shout out to all the bitches who got big clips. and be trying to hide them. Mm-hmm. Fat coochies. She got a fat coochie. Pussy looked like a wallet. The end of a wallet with money stuffed in it

and receipts. Yeah. We got money and receipts. This podcast is for all the single mamas who ain't got no cable but you got Netflix so your kids don't even know your cable of. Mom, why we got a key watching

movies. I wonder why I did it channel. This is better than Disney. Ugly, look, girl. You are privileged. You have the movies. This podcast is for niggas who get drunk who won't admit that they fucked up.

Nigger told the fuck up, bro. You straight? I'm good. You good? Because I'm good. I'm good. I'm, I'm drink a little bit, but I'm good. I'm straight.

They ain't know what they're good Nigger is fucked up He's been drinking since 2 o'clock Nigger about to fall out right now This for that homeboy who come to the cookout at 12 o'clock Start drinking by his stuff Y'all niggins don't want to drink

Nigger's still morning time The cookout ain't till 5 nigga why are you trying to get drunk At 10 in the morning What are we gonna do when the bitches get here You try to get sloppy early This niggas passed out at 11.30 at the cookout. He's been talking shit saying 9 in the morning.

Turn up! Turn the fuck up, niggins. Don't woke everybody's up. He ain't even talking about to get up. He just, ah! This nigga outside cooking hot dogs at 9 in the morning. Come on, man. Let's get this meat on the grill.

We hit cardo. All his car do is open. That's his radio. All he called those open. Playing all the music. Bop, bam, bam, oh, bam, bhawn, bough, bough, bough, bough, bough, bong, bough. Drugs in a happy, man. Hell yeah, bro.

This is exactly who the podcast is for, my nigga. This podcast is for people who, uh, open up two packs of noodles and don't eat but a pack in a half of them, bitches. You just needed two sauces for your noodle. I know who've listened to this podcast. Motherfuckers come up to me everywhere, bro. I'm talking about people you would never expect to be listening to podcasts. I'm going to shout them out real quick.

Shout out to all my niggas who work at the airport. And when I say work at the airport, I'm talking about the different levels at the airport. I'm talking about all my niggas who put the luggage on the plane, all the people who work in the concourse. You know the little chicks who be driving, who be pushing them old. white ladies around in the wheelchair. They fuck with the podcast, heavy. Shout out to the Popeye's

at Terminal D at the Atlanta airport. They fucking were as heavy than the motherfucker over there. Who else? All types of motherfuckers fuck with us, man. I'm telling you, I was walking down in New York. I sent a nigga with an 85 South hoodie on.

All the security guards. All the chicks who having babies this winter. Damn near every chick who's pregnant, fuck with this show. Who else, Flah? See, all of them bitches listen to these motherfuckers. Everybody who worked out of them. All of them bitchy, they got that one sign on with the thong in the middle of their toes

and the other one cut out because you've been wearing them, bitch, too long. Hell, you know. All the country-ass bitches who like to watch Will of Fortune still. They fucking with us, have it. All the country bitches who allow their children to walk out of how bad for it because they don't want to get their school. shoe dirt. Exactly. This is for all the pretty bitches who got a fake

Louie bag. You look so good, people don't even know the shit fake. We hear about to do. Yeah. We see that. We see that there. Hell yeah. Man, shout out to this podcast for all them big, thick, bitchy. Like, you big, because you bigger than me.

But if I will bid, you'll be thick. You see what I'm saying? Oh. Like, if I will big, you thick, but since I'm skinny, you fat. Oh, okay. Okay. You see what I'm saying? I'm gonna shout them out for it. Shout out to all the girls who are not fat.

You just got some real big ass tities and everything else just holding up the titties. No, you fat because I'm skinny. Yeah, shout out to them, too. I love them. Smelling like Aaron. I feel like you. I feel like fat girls.

Hey, man. I don't, hey, fuck you. You know a big bitch that smell like Aaron's. I love that. It's 11 o'clock in the morning. They better want to smell like she went to the bank post office Watch her child at the park She smelled busy

She smelled busy For her house smelled like in the wind Bittner had that window They didn't smell like on the go I'm talking about right now Bit smell like outside inside Ooh I love you Come in on

Come in on Yeah You made you motivate me You want to go do some shit All day I love you I'm talking to him This is the 85

You got to go find that pussy. That's exactly why we come to the studio, my nigga. You ever felt on that pussy and you thought of that pussy with her leg? That leg would wear that for. I was like, that pussy feels good. She said, that's my leg. I said, ooh. I'm thinking about fucking that leg, girl.

I'm about to fuck this shit out of that leg, bitch. You better say so. And the nigga retort. No, you feel. Dick on your, this ain't no. This is a dick right here. I'm about to fuck this leg. Now I got to regroup.

Got to put it up. Now I got to act like I was just playing. Right, man. I was, damn, I was about to fuck this. I got the rubber on right now. You know how a nigga that snuck that rubber on, but you can't lay behind no bit, girl. You get to touch everything, man.

That big get to sweat. Everything wet. You're like, man, I'm about to fuck this shit out of this bitch back. My back is wet. You've been knocking them big girls off. And they got coochies everywhere. Oh, that's coochie. This is a coochie, right here.

It's a coochie right there. Oh, man. You get right there in that little crap right now. You get a bottle of that on the arm. Oh, boy, that shit's so warm. She got pussy. That go a pussy. That go one.

You put some goddamn, some Johnson Johnson right now. Man, you get a dope. I don't know how you living, but I ain't living like that yet. Hey, brother. I'm still getting that old regular between the legs, pussy, man. You'll be surprised with a bit, bit, man. You'll have some fun, man. I'm just getting regular.

Baby, let me get some of that arm. Let me get some of that arm. I know you're tired. Stick your arm out of the door right quick. You can't find no good coach in nowhere. Get some of that goddamn arm, but these niggas don't understand, huh? Hold that shit up like your arm wrestling. Right there, right there.

God damn by that arm, bitch. Let me get some of that arm flap. That arm, all right, boy. That arm flap. Nigger like, why you love her, boy? Hey, boy, wait until you get some on. Your ass and father's love then, boy. You ever see the skinny nigga with a big woman?

That nigga ain't in love with her. I feel like every skinny nigga, he's in love with her arm. Every skinny nigga got a big woman. That skinny nigga is in love with her arm. He fucking all the 11 of them pussy. Hey, listen to hell, boy. You see all that wobble? Man, listen here, man.

That wobble, she. shit when they walk where it looked like it's a lot moving and there's love right there you hear me you know tell the where the pussy might be she's like find it little man little man find it she let you know it could be here or there here or there you're talking my nigga something is wrong what you do i just a little big women man i i don't had my plethora of big women and just to know that big women big women gave a fuck about us what didn't nobody give a fuck about us got us to the point right here Goochermaine about to get pregnant as hell.

I mean, they're about to get married. Oh, I'm about to say, what the fuck? No, I just saying somebody posted this shit. They're not pregnant. They're about to get married, my bad. Oh, he's about to be lit then. Oh, yeah. It's like putting the wedding on BET.

That's a real shit when you find somebody to take you away. And plus you stay down with you, too, so. Right. That's a plus. They said Caligena is pregnant. You know what I think? I got a theory. Who?

Oh, Travis. I got a theory that Kylie Jenner got the best pussy in that family Yeah, but if you fuck her, you know your career going down

I don't want to fuck her Even if you get some head Or something You hit your number one single Go to number 10 Bro, you saw Kanye West This nigga big as a motherfucker Yeah

And then got three kids That nigga is gaining weight And losing his fucking mind That nigga is laid up Fucking on Kim Eating late night, bro That's when you know You can't never tell me

That nigga don't love His wife, bro When you gain that much wait that ain't nothing but laying up fucking and eating good let me tell you something you ain't he in love bro he in love with kim because you know another nigga letting on your girl face like it's footage and the weird part is that's what made him like her like man that bitch that what made me watch the video that was that the part that made me sit down and cut the TV up i was like she's a trooper yeah but get what don't nothing beat that arm though see see he

He had you some arm, man. You'd have left that alone. She did it. Kanye out here, shaped like a big girl, his damn stuff. Hell yeah. You got to get that on, man. I'm telling you, y'all niggas. Them niggins, I think they didn't clone that nigger.

Because I remember when the nigga first came out, he used to always say, I'm going to be the best rapper. I'm going to be the best dress. I'm going to be the fresh. I want to cut the dropout. That shit lasted three months. That nigga got that paper started wearing skirts. And holes in his dress.

Hey, for real, not a nigger selling goddamn clothes with the sleeve. Kim told him he had holes in his drawers. He thought that was a great idea. Why Kanye think niggas want to be anywhere where they got damn shoulder out? Why you want to look like a nigga who just got shot by the police, right?

Oh, that nigger clothes looked like a victim. All the goddamn shirts, man, all the shoulders out and the big-ass sweater. I seen the nigger who, I see the nigger with one of them shirts on. I'm talking about I see two nipples. I said, nigga, your nipples is in both of them holes. I know you feel that shit.

That nigga... He lost me. Oh, hey, he ain't got them. You saw when that nigga dropped them, them yeas that looked like the old rebugs? I was like, nigga, them rebugs. I was like, nah, fuck, no, Kanye, you tripping, bro.

Then they are a zillion dollars. Like, damn. Make something for the niggas to go Ashley buy them bitches, yeah? Bro, that nigga put out the last pair of the ones, the ones Kim been putting on some... Them motherfuckers look like them shoes. Homer Simpson saved up the buck.

Remember that episode with Homer Simpson? and bought them high doll-ass shoes and the dog ate them. Them shit was trash. Kanye, we've been supporting your ass for the longest, boy. You didn't put, you didn't sold us that's a straight bullshit, though, a lot of these times. Every time I see a black bitch with a white boyfriend,

I go straight to her DM, like, she don't know what she missed. Wow. I don't know why. I'm going to give her this black wood. I block them. I'd be like, man, you're fucking up. But just the thing, though The revolution never pop off

We can't use them bitches But I hate when I already go In the DM and I see that I already Hit her up in the DM You never respond I'm like shit I can't look thirsty Fuck it, another one

Mm-hmm I'm just gonna delete the first one When I see a black woman With a white boyfriend I just assume she hate niggas No, sometimes it just be misguided It ain't that they mean That's a conscious decision they made

I'm mad at these niggas so I'm gonna go get a white dude so I'll be like you can have a white man you can have if y'all

you know want each other and shit it's not my decision to make and plus I don't give a fuck who you used to fuck

with that ain't my goddamn business as long as you treat me like a magnificent motherfucker you can have it

this podcast is sponsored in part by us ain't nobody gave us shit you see red Red Bull don't got the fuck on. Man, Red Bull, man.

I don't think that any work for Red Bull, man. He just, his partner worked, that quit trip. He was just getting them, bitch. He was like, bro, I'm paying these nigga a $1,000. That's my name on the box. When that nigga came to, what the jerse, that's my name. Somebody hit me and said they wanted to do some advertising on the show, but then I don't know if they had money.

I was like, well, that ain't going to really work. Advertising costs money. I don't understand how they don't think their shit works. work like that. I don't either. You got to hire you somebody yeah. Before you even talk to us with your broke ass. It ain't about just being broke.

It's just about understanding the principle. It is the principle. Come with some paper. We'll promote your shit. If you got some paper, we'll promote your shit. And he was like, well, how much? Well, how much you want your shit promote it? Because I don't want to tell you one price and then you got some extra

money. Like, well, shit, I was thinking. Well, Shit, I was thinking that, too. Help us, help you. Shit, you know people watch this shit. You can look right up under the video. I'm like, yeah, them niggas doing numbers. Yeah, so fuck with us. This is the 85% show.

D.C., anything else do you want to say before we get the fuck out of this, bitch? Hey, man. What? Better try some of that arm and leg. Bro, I'm about to go get some motherfucking wing off a bitch right now. I'm kidding. Bring me some wing, bitch.

Ten, an arm. It got to be folded up like the arm and hammered off. Yeah. That's the only way you got to get that crease. You got to get that crease right there. You got to get me some crease. You're telling that crease going to be lit. Can I listen here, sweetheart?

You mind if I get a little bit of that crease? He just won't a little bit of that leg. No, listen here. I just listen. I don't ask you for a lot, but if you let me get a little bit of that crease, I'll just take my ass to bed right after that. And when they're done, you got to tell them to shake their arm like Thunderstick. Hey, hey, sweetheart, before you go to work, do you mind bringing me a little bit of that wing over here?

Bring me some of that wing over here. What, Polynesian sauce? Listen here, sweetheart. All I want to do is dump my chicken nugget in your bucket. Now, listen, if you're not down for me to put the zoom, zoom, zoom in your boom, boom, I understand. Hey, man, beat girl's got all the dipping sauce in their glove compartment. out to all the big girls they got napkins they got

gloves they got sauces but see that's the thing that's the misconception in one pack a bus open and they'll get pissed people think that it's big girls who do all they eat it's not the big girls that eat the most it's them skinny bitches that eat every goddamn thing

skinny bitches eat up everything man that's real talk but yeah I'm about to go get me some of the goddamn wing you've been talking about I'm trying to tell you're all When you're out this bitch again And I leave Wednesday Man, I'm gonna fly up out of that bitch

Man, you're about to fly away You'll be gone for a minute, man Anything you want to say to the constituency Hey man, y'all, stay down, stay loaded, we lick, man You know what I'm saying, watch a boy Been there going to get me some wing All right, then, what shit? Salute, hey man, much love on the shit you got coming out

And you know the hood is gonna be behind you We're lit, you know, I already know This is the 85 South Show And we steal them niggas, man I'm out this bitch Yo, guys tall, fuck it in You dumb whore Hey dumb hor

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