The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - We Geeked! @DCYOUNGFLY Hosts By Hisself w. Tyler Chronicles & Brady | Ep. 148

Episode Date: September 21, 2018

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I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of Family Secrets. We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Boom, I, oh, I, uh, welcome back, I said 85, South Show. I say, I say, 85, I say South Show. People at home light, where for Carlo. People at home light, where for Carlo. Getting that new, letting y'all know, he's coming back, broo.

Carlo let's show, getting that do. He's coming back, yo, letting y'all new. Hey, man, welcome back to the motherfucker 85 South Show. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. This is history. You know what? What? I, well, shit, was crazy.

We was just talking about this. Me and my girl were just talking about this. I was like, you know what? Me and Carlos have done the show. together and Carlos have done the show without me, but I have never done it by myself without Carlos.

Uh-oh. That's true. Uh-oh. We are making history. Fuck! He just realized something. Come on now. We got to keep the legacy going somebody. Come on. Help me somebody. It's lit. I feel good. Because I know Loses

is getting that dough, and right now I'm hanging with my bros and my sister. Tyler, back. Come on. Come on. Hey Brady Hey Tyler What's up? Nah, just chilling

You know, they're still like Where the fuck Carlos, though, for real? They're cool with that. Not real sharp What the fuck is Lowe? Because you lied to me, Chad. I've been working all goddamn day All night.

He said, man, we're coming in. I come in. He just, he's chilling. I could tell about it because you ain't never chill like this. So he sneak moved you. Yeah, he knew he had something going on. I said, what's Lose?

He said. We're out of time. He gave me that matter to laugh. My boy out of time. You know the hurricane. You're in that, nigga. Had the flights all. The cameras are already old.

We do it action. Right. No, man, it's lit, though. It's good to have my brothers and my sister with me. Yeah, and the fans need you, too, man. You know 85 miss you, man. What's up, 85? Come on, man.

You know, they miss you, but you're working so hard. We ain't really been in the trap doing the trenches video because we just been moving. You know, 85 South Show the Overdollies now. Wiling out, though. Open those. The movies don't open those Well, we're really moving. You dig what I'm saying?

I'm so proud of you. I'm proud of you. You got your music going out. But it's just, we haven't been in the trap in the trenches getting the nitty, gritty, or what's going on in the streets. Come on, Screeks. God damn.

God damn. Nobody. Oh, this is open to be buck the fuck. Hey, bro. I was normally here to send me your ass. I can't wait to see the comment. Listen, who's going to stop me? I don't remember.

Hey. I don't know what's happening, but right before y'all said action, this nigger was laid out on the floor. Sleep a little bit. All of a sudden, as soon as he knew it was on, he is on, but that's why I got to respect you, bro, because I know you are tired in the mother. Listen, hell need to know once the generator started to clear.

The ADD. Hey, give him that cutlass. Give him that cutlass. Better watch out. You better duck. Shit, my, he's in the face. Time out. I'm going to leave.

I'm going to go. Shit, man. No, but, you know, it feels good to just be back in the train. They're doing what we do, man. You know what I'm saying? The 85 South Show fans, they need this type of shit. Because you know what, this is another sad man. You know, because I didn't have to do this shit by myself.

I see, because you don't know what to start. You know how to do right now. This nigga don't know how to start. No, I don't know. I don't know. I take a smoke break and be like, fuck this shit. I see y'all in a minute. You know, because that what I used to do,

I just walk away and let Carlo just talk. I'm like, shit. Literally. You know, OG going to speak. He said he used to walk away. I'd be like, I'd be like, Yeah, Colo got this shit out. I'll be back.

Joy to the couple and say, here, yeah, loads, everything. You know what I'm saying? So we're here, though, man, it feels good. Now we can just direct this thing in the way, how we want to go. Let's get it, man. You know what?

Let's go ahead and do, you know what I'm saying, what this podcast for? Mm-hmm. Since you are the woman of the night, what this park is for. Why, that's always me? I mean, you went here with this goddamn funeral. Funerous blouse.

Like, looking like the second girl friend. I thought like I was cute when I fell out of the house. Like. She ain't in the front. She ain't like, I can't wait until it in my turn to top. I got this cop. You go fuck the whole through it up. You got to put the whole through up.

Don't just speak at the pillow. You look good. Don't you listen. I know I look cute. I'm not going to let this nigga. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Okay.

Get my light. Okay, queen. Don't get my light. Yes, queen. This podcast for all the whole. to shop at the Westies. And, yeah, shout out to y'all. And they're going to let D.C.

Then they like. Right. Hold on, go ahead. Yeah, I mean, but, like, you're different, though. Like, I don't think you shop there all the time. No, no. Yeah, the girl that shop at all the time, you must give a little bit. But listen, you've got to go every now and then.

I remember the time when I shop there for school. It was probably the worst decision I had ever made. I'd never forget. I don't know what that store was that was in the mall, but it was like a grocery store in the mall. What? It was like, it was friends. No, it's like a convenience store.

You ain't never shop their friends When you broke, you called All the Mexicans know about friends Hell yeah Friends don't got groceries in them Yeah, dude if you broke It's like roses and shit They got bread

You shot their roses before Any place they got bread It got groceries If you and you fall It got bread Yeah if you broke You got some goddamn groceries That shit let's gonna get

You can be talking about the west side like that though I'm not talking about it Oh okay You know that shit I have nothing to get These niggas stay right here Like we're in something

Out of the house Oh Who worked there? The West End shot to the West End. They always have a size 12 Jordans, like, available no matter what the fuck is going on. I don't know who y'all stealing from or who truck y'all hit, but I appreciate y'all hitting that truck of the 12s on deck all the time. Well, you know what that, this podcast for all the motherfuckers who is riding around on rims,

hitting a motherfucker, and you think you get shot at. That was this podcast for, and this podcast for all the second girlfriends. at the funeral. That would be me. That would be me. Do not speak. I ain't going to lie, man. Can we tell the people at home

what y'all got going on? You know what I said? Oh, I thought we were still doing this podcast. Oh, what keep on? This podcast for niggins who need to tell me what they got going on. Tell me what they're podcast for a time. Oh, man, this podcast with chicks

that brushed their mustache a little bit. into that wax and shit you know what I'm saying they like fuck that I you know love me for me because I'm a real bitch and bitches with a little mustache like really like cute

now I don't know about cute but they got some good pussy though but look though you you have you ever seen the mustache not like a fool one it's like fuzzy you can tear that at the right

that you're like oh if she sweat one more time she's sweating I see it's starting to rise oh it's start to rise you got to put your hand

over your mouth when you Fuck him, though. You can tell. You don't need to work out in the morning because I see the buss and when you sweat. I like it, though. I like it. I lead you to dry out when you come back there now. Shout out to the girls that got a little rich blood.

It's all good. It's a little lot right there in your lip, though, but it's a lot rich blood. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that hair, pussy, that lay down a little bit. Now, if it curl up, I don't know, Kevin Durant. I can't get down with it. These are your people, man. My people.

These are your people. I know with the lips. How do you feel about the ladies with the hair of lips? I don't know anything about that. I wax. So before you wax, you was once hairy. You had your lips. You had your little Danny Glover.

You had a little bit more than a little moustache. I do got a little mustache. Daddy, that pussy girl, too, then. I get a wax. Every week. Every bitch with whiskers got good pussy. My girl got whiskers. All pretty like skinned girls got a little mustache.

And you can tell. Ugly ones do too, though, just so you know ugly ones do too. And you can tell if your mama had it, because, you know, If they get, oh, you know, they don't give it down by she ain't. Right. Now, you tell if your mama had a good, good, because she had her whiskies and the chair. Goodbye.

I said, Mama, you, you had that good, good, you got three of them things. And you never have to, like, help your mama pluck her hair. My mama had that good, good, I'm mad. She didn't hear what you were saying. She didn't hear what I'm saying. I don't want to be a part of this. We geek. We geek.

No, that's going to be the title of this one. We geek. DZ Y'all Fly. Started by itself We get History History is being right Listen

If you just Too dead If your fat finger Let's skip Up some Rewind this shit Bad Get a blood

And start this shit Come on Start this shit Over Can you know Sometimes you know Niggas They'll be tripping

They go all the way To the end Right listen You got a lot of comedy In you So niggas got to see That shit a few time Brough

Let me tell this on Let me tell this song I watch myself Like I don't even know Who to fly Who to my age Who said that? You're like,

Who are you going to say that? I'd be like, bro, bro, that nigga is stupid, bro. This nigga, I didn't got to lick that name that's real.

That's so real. Hey, bro, I'd be at the house. No, my brother, I'd be looking at like, real. Who the fuck? That the nigga is cool.

That the nigga is fool. That the nigga is fool. He was speaking that shit. Hey, right. He needed to be on the movie or something. Hey, bro. I'd be like, bro, I just got to find a nigga

who's just like me, bro. We'll be the best friend. Ain't, that you stupid. That nigga locked up. Yeah. He's gonna be free.

That nigga got sad real quick. My bad thing. Yeah, I'm right there. He's like, yeah, that nigga probably is. You got to free my father. Right. He's making everybody on the block. Whenever you get free, bro.

We're going to be scraped. Nah, hold on. He can't get free because he's keeping everybody straight on the cell block. Like, he lead, everybody going to start fighting. And shit is going to be a right. That day probably. He really just doing that shit that didn't maintain.

When he leave, man, you don't get a fuck by them. Ah. He's out of there. Out of them. Real fuck. You still. You still. You still.

uh i know you was down for a little bit you was cracking jose why you was in or you just on some quiet shit man hell no i want no no quiet shit yeah it's i was like my first day or two you know what i'm saying like the most i ever did with like 301 day like that was on some niggas giggle like that ain't hard yeah fuck out of here you can't even sit your bitch in room for all day but you gotta understand but you got you gotta understand though bro when you in jail don't shit change bro whatever you do on those first four day right what you're going to do on the next four day and then them net four day learn your car game

Oh, dang. You feel what I mean? Learn your card. Nick, be asking like, oh, but you get 30 one day, but that shit get hard on the 60. Like, no, no, it's the same hard as your war. The first day.

That's your hard. But, no, the first two days, you just, you just observed. You just going, you got to see what the niggum coming up with the live mouth. You got to hit on your motherfucking head, man. You got to see what going on. And then you got to see what going on.

And then you kind of just like, I took a nigga trait. No, you didn't. But shit sounds crazy. I swear on everything. told that nigga I said I remember we had I got into an altercation I was like I came out it was lunchtime and I already had it in my mind I said man I'm contemplating about what I'm doing in the cell I said bro how you gonna do that nigga I said what I'm gonna take that nigga in the morning

we get some jail shit we get into the morning nigga I already know hey well some shit I ain't it was some peas I said hey who won my pee he out of all people were like I want you pee I was like I want you pee I'm like training for the cake he said bitch I go over and I put the nigga cake on my tray And I said Now who won't the peas? And he said Oh, you're gonna do me like that

I said, but you know what time it is Who want the pee? I want the peas I'm sorry, bud, you got to give me that cake I took that nigga cake And gave him the pee Yeah And look that that nigga take his pee

Yeah But I got three cakes And we ain't good That ain't better Come on fly Come on fly I was 19 Come on Nick

You're in Thundercat Hey yo shit I was a old niggie for you did. Oh, he had young Thundercad, leave him along. And on the dead, bro. You feel, me like, I was just on some hot young shit. You see him in my, man, I ain't know. So that wasn't your first time down, though, the 31.

It was probably like my third. Well, look, let me tell you how the jail shit here, right. So I go to tell the niggas that I took the niggie cake. You feel, I'm going to sit on some older nigger right, you feel? I was excited. You feel? Like, I just took a d'niggy shit. If you didn't do that?

Yeah. You know what I said? So I'm gonna sit out I'm happy and pop I'm like, well, I ain't gonna get a no fight Yeah, right, nigga because you don't never know You never know who got the hand

I thought I took it too far You did take it too far With the who walked to be And look at the swooy your ass up right in You could get that rock my head So I'm gonna sit down with the old hand Dick oh happy head I'm like hey yeah

I just took that nigga shit I'm forward with out of hell Yeah but I got about 10 more day before I get up out of him. But don't folks ain't even give it down. Yeah. I was like,

nothing to get to that. And it was like, who's going to know? Like, nobody cares. I was like, bro, it's just I had to keep it to myself. I was like, damn, bro. I'll tell you who care, though.

Who? Them niggas right there. You got a story for him. I hope you all care. But at that, at that moment, I said, fuck. You know?

Like, who's going to vouch? If it's like, I'm going to do this shit again and again. Right. In that point, that's a lesson. Fuck, taste me. That's a lesson.

Yeah, I'm chilling. You're going to have to keep taking this shit. Yeah, every day. Like, I thought you were trying to prove, though. They had a fight before. I thought when you take that shit, it's supposed to spread the message. Yeah, then he's going to be the head gang member. Like, look, like, look.

Like, when you're in school, you're in that one fight. I ain't going to stand on the table. My name, Jajan, and y'all going to respect me. I got all the peas and the cake. Fuck you mean. I got all the beans. I thought what you do some shit is spread through the gas. Like, hey, little brother, take a cake.

A little brother out here taking a cake. Like, ooh, hey, well, a little bro, that's that too, take a cake. That's the title of this shit. That's, yeah, a little brother taking cake. But, nigger, when I told it, they didn't give a fuck. They get it. They got real shit going on.

They got kids and shit. And you're going to fuck about your little cake taking that. Well, then they probably dropped that soap and shit. It was, it was, it was, bro. With the way I felt and the way they made me feel about the shit, it was like, I was here. And when those nigg didn't even care, I was back to a regular nigga.

I was like... Go back to square one? That's a great lesson, my nigger. All the young niggas out there, all the young motherfuck is doing. You have to have some older niggas around you to keep you grounded. That's what's going on with my nigga, Kodak. It really made me feel like, you know what I'm... Okay, what I'm...

Yeah, let me... I can find out some... So you think Kodak is he good now? I feel like... I don't know his situation now. It seems like he's good, but he still needs some people around him that tell him no. That's what I mean... We got to stay here's screen, nigger.

Yeah, so he... It's always hard. That's what I always say. gotta have somebody there so people be like why he be oh go ahead my daddy actually was his teacher in okay in school so he was kind of the one no fool don't you laugh at my mother fucking daddy no who's not letting him tell him that was really mentoring him like he ain't gonna fuck with the show no more hey man her dad ain't mean no harm man i hope the nigger one no they love each other yeah hold look they're friends no like not like a father's son type of relationship

like who your dad's name him he and he's works in the jail he works in Don't say that. I mean, he'll teach him. Ah, he's still in there. But he, you already say he talked co at. They're shut out the big show. He all right. He always said he talked to be like, but who talked to call that?

Who, who is you? You know how shit go. No, nobody needs to know that. Nah, boy, if he's cool, I think he's going to fall with him. You feel what I'm saying? No, they still keep in contact. That's good. He's not really trying to be around none of them niggas.

I'm just trying to say, yeah, if it's some older dudes that he knows, that's just around him that could keep him, like, all right, so you know, street nigger gonna have a gun Like, that's how he was raised. That's how he grew up. So a gun charge is going to come here and there. We know that. But all the other shit, if you ain't whiling out, while you got your gun, you're going to be straight.

But the crazy part about it, man. Yeah. Just like he said, me whining out. Yeah, you're going to have his gun on him. You're 12 years old and you got a gun. You're going to have that shit on you till you die. That's just how I go. To the end, it's like, how you're going to put it down?

But you got to be smart about it. You got to be smart about it. You can't be around no motherfucking over. People drinking a whole much shit and nobody popping off. Like, that's just stupid. But just how you're shilling you protect your family. That's it. And then, boom!

That's how we would switch over to what's really going on in the news. That's going to be the transition voice. Thank you all for listening to the news. The news portion of the 85 South Show. New Disney Young Fly. Don't give a buck. No, but no, that's good, though. That's good.

This block. He brings some positive energy, like. Yeah, it's because I'm so sad because we had a funeral. We had not a no fucking funeral, nigga. She's mad now. My top is cute. Okay. He retarded, man.

He don't know how to do the show. That's all right. He just going to keep roses. No, no. He always tried to. I mean, you know what it is? You got to understand. Half of this shit on this paper eye gifts, no fucking.

You're trying to find something you fuck with it. There's something on the back. It's something on the back. Nigger, I've been up there whole time. Like, yeah, Kodak is a good friend of mine. And, uh, nigger, this is a whole bunch of bullshit that Carlos used to read. I can't believe this. He is an expert.

I can't actually. This is what he does. He's a expert. Oh, boy, he's good. One thing about it, boy, the boy's good. That's why we pay him the best. And he makes him sound interesting. more get top dollar calos you work for your money good boy here we go if this is what he does

let's do up comment section i said do do do no no no no tell what we got going on yeah tell what we got going on all right let me see how you transition uh check it out um appreciate y'all tuning into the 85 self show this is what the fuck is in there you got a cigarette filter on this yeah man keep the boo-boo from in the back you know what i'm talking about the wet blood yeah and then get that boo-bo in the back you get that booge in the back That nigga, he'll got to come up with a plan Because he ain't coochie a lot No, that's for other niggas

I knew I was smoking with people tonight If I was at the house, I wouldn't have done that. I ain't ain't ass Today? We were talking about that earlier. Bro, she said with shit to make me think. She was like, don't spread my butt cheek.

I don't want you to smell my butt. Now I got to spread them to smell this shit. I'm like, bitch, I don't want me to smell. My jay. Your boots don't say, man. She said, don't spread my butt cheeks. You got a little highlight on the day.

What? I'm glowing? Yeah, it's a little sprig. I know it came from Jackie, but it's cute. You should add, what M-O-O-A? Somebody's cute. Hell no. I'm not roasting you, I'm just saying. Don't you comfort me, niggum. Don't you come for me, niggum, like it was a cigarette.

Y'all seen? Bitch, I'm digging. Let me tell you. You said, motherfucker, you really know what this right now. No! He lit. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.

You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired

by our guests and their courageous. told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of family secrets. Listen to Family Secrets, Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge

your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you on pretty private we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all childhood trauma addiction abuse incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner.

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It's on Wii TV. It's called Bossup on Weed TV. I appreciate that, brother. Yeah, I just came back from California. Talk about, you know what? talk about the show and then I'm gonna tell the people of how I saw you elevate mm okay because nigga you somebody now no no no he been somebody you was always somebody he been somebody but I just like saying nigga grind bro you feel

what I'm saying like I like seeing they had a story and you got to watch and I observe niggins you get what I'm gonna say talk your shit then I'm gonna talk my that's not yours that one time to tell you talk your shit well first and foremost man nigger just blessed got got some episodes on Wii TV we had 10 episodes we're pushing for more you ain't got no special official 10 episodes of that shit man we got it's like it's like I don't know what to call it you know we're talking about all the stars and all that shit but it's funny me and my man

Ronnie Joy and shout out to Ronnie Joy yeah I mean OG legend in the game yeah we got that show and also a nigga got some episodes on Wild and out this year with my boy five have y'all talked about the 85 South episode yet oh yeah they send us the belt already no I'm saying that I wasn't supposed to say that

mm-hmm a belt with like a Stacy Adams belt it's for dress pants Forever 21 belts, yeah. Get a Nick straight. Because, you know, D.C. I always liked the drawstring pants. So they was like, nigga, rock these belts. I ain't never had a drawstring, pants.

You got them on down, maybe left. Oh, you're talking about them. You know what you say shit like that and now. They'd be like, I do D.C. Well, I'm like, hold up. No, pants. Nick, I ain't talking about no draws, nigga. These, motherfucking.

They say shit like that. They'd be all over the curb in. D.C. Where did you know about D. D.C. Bray that guy. Bray that ass all out here. Boy got a split.

Got ass all out. D. D. That's a whole three months of that shit. Fuck that. But y'all ain't go to the other episode with D.C. He'd be having his ass out. He'd be like,

after a whole three months. These pants. If you're listening on the pie, if you're listening to YouTube, listen, look at the video. These pants are here. With the string on the outside. What I said.

Pants are. But yeah, hey, yeah. On the lookout, man, the 85 South Show podcast, man. Obviously, the leaders of the show. You just tell them about that shit, because I don't even need to be on that. The great part about it.

They, they, they, we came out, you know what I'm saying, as the captain. Me, Carlos, you know what I'm saying, Chico, Clayton, you know what I mean? We all came out. Come on. And we're going to let y'all see the episode. Mm-hmm. We want to be up, motherfuckers. We want to come into play.

But. Niggas is not playing. Not only that, you know what I'm saying? Let's go back to Bossa. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I seen the growth. I seen when I remember when damn near, that was, how would I want to say it, another outlet for me when I was

coming up. Mm-hmm. You dig what I'm saying? I remember. Y'all had the building, and we went to boss up. Yeah, the green screen. The green screen. I wanted some of that footage, too.

I said some shit. I can get it for you. I said some shit. Oh, about Kim K and Kanye. You remember that shit? Oh, shit. But I don't want to worry about it. Nah, yeah.

I don't need to hear me up. I'm like, nah, this ain't the wrong. Don't at me, nigga. Like, let me. Don't you, my do fucking. He didn't let him have it. He just was like, man. Slick, he was like, don't talk about my wife.

Nick, then you see Nick respond? Boo! Yeah, he did. We ain't bushing. Not bushing at all. He's like, yeah, I got something sold out. I saw that hole in behind me. We ain't bushing.

But you could come. Yeah, we can come to the show. Come today, nigger. But in who, I saw the building. I saw the growth. And now y'all was digital. It went from digital. Then now y'all have elevated into TV.

Yeah, man. You feel me. You did what I'm saying? We're talking about BASIP. We remember when BASO was like how we want to say, basically what it is like a shade room it was the first one of the first websites

oh no oh no but it was before all that's the thing that's the thing y'all oh y'all really was older everybody see like this Bossa was sending niggas emails everything yeah

they're like nigger delete but check this out though a young black woman that went to Clark started Bossa this would start about she was like in a room

she's still running it she's the one that hooked up the TV deal so shout out to black black girl magic in this shout out to my girl she likes to stay she's like to stay private

so I won't say her name but shout out to her though shout to your private ass who isn't sold the damn show you don't met her before so she don't want nobody else like to be private so her life got to be private so this thing about boss of now

you're so damn angry they said something about you so she don't want her life to be private Brady who you was fucking that had you on bosset I never was on baza oh okay I used to seem like you have well you're on love here about one time

No, I told them no. You told them no? Why? They snuck and caught your ass in somewhere. I saw you. Oh, yeah, that was on accident. That was on accident. And I was like, there she go.

She on her way. She on her way. Oh, you know, it's going to be another show of you like there. That was like a three-second clip. How did you spotting me? We all right. Listen, bro, they always do people like that. Every time.

They introduce them. They got to be a beat, and they say, Then they get him in the green screen First of all I've been over here I've been knowing Stevie J's Lai-Las I don't even know that bitch They all moving their hands and shit the whole time

It's an argument And it's a shout of water in the face And it's like, ah, bitch I know you that dude And then the whole bunch of security coming And then we'd be on BOSIP talking about that shit Yeah man I but salute the BOSA for going from digital to TV network And I see y'all you run and join

Y'all was the killing shit Thank you man I'm talking about really killing shit I watched a couple episodes And like I say, I love that shit At the beginning, when you had What's the shit called, 8 Mile, Rear Cafe Down in the Cut?

Oh, fucking Cloud 9. Come on. Yes, when you had Cloud 9, man. You was always a little boy. Come on and do my thing, you know what I'm saying, and I appreciate that. So look, I... Oh, shit, I don't need him.

Go ahead, I'm high ahead, but you don't know. What the fuck you got out of there? That fits is California, man. You know what I'm saying? So, you know. Yeah. Yeah, they come into... It's medicinal.

I got a contact right. Yeah, for sure. You know, you're going to be high hair, brady. I quit smoking. And they're frugal. Ah! He was my best of three. If she'll get our high ass out the front with the family.

Get that bitch in the back row. She is not with a family. Shit, when you're the third and second. The win is. Get that bitch back from my nephew. Uh-uh, put it on row eight. Uh-uh. She said she ain't with the family.

She ain't with the family. Nope, nope. Bitch can't ride in the car. No. She can't ride in the car. You know how many times I heard of that she was in. Man, a thousand.

Nika, anybody from the hood that men of the funerals heard everything I just said. Don't you cut that line, bud. They got that one grandma and auntie that ain't playing. Come on, man. Excuse me, excuse me, who is you? Uh-uh, excuse me, she is not with the family. She can't get in the car with us.

Oh, he took the bag. She had a floosy. That was the old bitch is called me the flusy. The family. They made the family sound deeper. They're in the family. They were like, yeah, they had pain, bitch. I felt that.

You better get out of my way with that family. Oh, shit. But hold on. But what I was saying was I always have to talk to and have conversations, especially with older comedians all the time. They try to lump you in the Instagram comedian talks. Oh, you still think about the funeral I'm trying to get serious

Right us your funeral Hashtag funeral stories Hashtag funeral stories 85 South show I think he's like Who is that Uh-uh Who is that in the front

Uh-uh Uh-uh You're three uh-uh You may get your ass from the front Oh boy that's hilarious I didn't know that time That was real shit Oh now that wasn't about her

that was like just some real shit that happened to all of us anybody from the hood been at a funeral the shit don't never end good it don't never end good that food at the end be popping but you gotta understand nine days at funeral the repast be lit

nine days now to be real talk now nine days in funeral to stay to the repast that shit deep yeah like it deep deep to stay past

all that shit and just eat with the family look man I ain't did that shit is so long I slip mood just come to the repass see that way that way he dressed like that. That looked like you just came for the food.

Don't even know what I mean. She's done with a friend. But when you go to the repast you change your clothes anyway. Oh man. Why do people go to funeral because they don't know people? Man. Get there with the friend. I'm just trying to make shit. She's out. Let's go to work. Get three plates. Go ahead. We know where you're here. Okay. All right. So what I'm saying was I had talks or the comedies. They try to lump you in the Instagram comedian in mode or whatever

and say, like, you know, you didn't work for it. I'm like, yo, I got to disagree because I've seen the nigga come to my show and other shows during the week every day of the week with a pen, pad, or some shit. He got his book bag, writing, finger it out,

talking to the older comedians, asking some questions. I remember the time I saw you talking to Rodney Perry, asking him some shit. We were doing the Ratchet people shit. He was just asking about some, like, you know, Rodney Perry.

Yeah, my bad. You're reading some shit. Oh, yeah, you seen that shit? You're talking about who used to play for the uh Buffalo Damn Yeah The nigga left at halftime

That's what I read I was look I said God damn Yeah That nigga was like man I don't feel like being out here No one And left his team

Like real nigga Yeah Yeah That nigga I don't even know he took a shower Man that nigga just got his clothes And went to the house He was like I shouldn't be playing football

No football hurt nigga You know you could have gay that damn You could have gay that damn Steered or somebody else Especially to a nigga like me He'd been playing like 10 years you play football I did until I found out I had asked that's when you found out you had yeah yeah that was a last day she keep going out there playing

with everybody we're gone it's hard yeah it's hot man I went out there boom oh there I'm gone coach walking down the street call mom please I ain't you know how to talk no more I'm like call mom please what's wrong with you I I'm gone. I am gone. Off field. Duce-s-his, everyone. Shout out to a football place.

This are real niggins right there, right there. Hey, boy, let me tell you something. Nicky named Scroger, I never forget. Scroger, pop my stupid ass. Boom. I was just looking at that nigga. He's grabbing me, though. He's running with me.

I'm just like this. Any moment now, Scroger, we can fall on the ground. I'm just waiting on you, buddy. The moment we fall, the moment I'm out. I'm gone We hit that ground I was up And gone

You know a nigga hit you hard You remember his name Yeah yeah I never forget Scrooja man Every time he see me He was like That nigga made you retire

He made you a comedian Done Made you the man you all today Nick I'm never My chest was hurting So bad For like three days I'm just in school

Doing this shit And I'm like what wrong with you I'm like boy Scroo hit me so hard Wednesday, bud? God damn. That they hit you on the Wednesday. It was Friday. Nicky, it was up the whole,

up the next week. Nick, I went through a whole week of this shit. I'm like, this shit still hurt. Oh, shit. I'm like, fuck PE, I'm going to have to fail. Pay college football players on that note.

Hey, you'll be honest, bro. College football players play harder. But I still feel like when I see them go to the NFL, I see the difference now. Like, okay, college, college they play hard, but they still kids. You got to think about as we get older, you know, college football used to be, they used to be, look, grown to us when we were kids, but now we get, oh, I'm 26.

Those niggins and college niggas like 19, 20. They're still some children. Right. Yeah, they play a hard, but then we just go see when they sit down with them grown ass, man. Take your head to the NFL. You know, they be, you know, they be, puk, but they get, hey, bruh. That one of them folk be tired, bro. They don't have time for their muscles to cool out.

They be so pumped up. Yeah. Poppin' pill. be gnar so they really don't even be feeling when they be that shit they got a lot going on they they'd be grabbing nigger brun they take your answer to a falcons game sit down there in the front and see how fast and big them niggas are i don't get what fuck give me the means out uh i'm out there hand gnar i don't think it's a matter hood hit hit hit can't even move my mouth huh i'm hitting niggins up all the perkinset

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get your shit one 800 283 3 3 3 what a 800 to 8198 3833 and other news that thing is waiting for Carlos like a motherfucker you hear me every time a nigga do like that you look at the door

no be honest I'd just be hearing shit in the street I think be chilling you know what I'm saying all over the place you got to be with me stay with me people stay with me stay with me

stay with me I looked at my phone for two seconds I'm like where did we get to the street stay with all the fuck we wouldn't say at foot we was at the football

We were at the football field. I did we out. There we go. I am down street. All right, go. Got to stay with me. Let's got. There's a lot of shit going on to the screen.

There's got to be listening. That was one of my favorite jokes of yours when you first started about how you couldn't rob niggas. Oh, you remember that shit? Yes, I do. I still got it. Oh, you still working with? I still work with it. That's a great one, and it's coming along.

Yeah, nah, that shit was funny all top, so I know it's ridiculous. But you know how, because you were learning how to tell jokes at that time, but now you know how to. It's not really. I don't know how to tell jokes. Jokes is more so I play with the story enough. You know, I'm talking about back in Cloud 9, you were telling jokes. Yeah, I was telling like, you heard of us. A boon, God.

You know, a poongka. Like, no, bro. But now you tell the story. Now I'm telling the story. I'm going to give me to you. You'll be, you're yourself on stage now. That's what's happening. That's what I'm trying to find.

It takes a while in comedy. People don't know that. If you do comedy, you get on stage, I don't get a fuck how funny you are in real life. It is different talking to strangers that are looking directly at. People don't understand it. They will never understand it until you do it. Well, you're coming from the screen. First of all, it's all the way uncomfortable.

I'm like, I don't even know these niggas. Yeah. I don't even care to know these niggas. But it's my duty, it's my calling to go out there and uplift people's spirits with laughter. So, and that's what I'm going out there to do. So it's like, at the end of the day, I have got the attitude of not really saying, fuck these niggas. It's more so, I'm going to tell these nicks of my story. They need it or not.

They need it. And boom, bam, bam, Brady. Funeral. But now, real talk in the streets, that's what I heard. What you heard? I'm gonna need a blood. We got some of my weed. Yeah.

Pass me in that blue. Because I want to get down to the bottom of this shit. Damn, I wish Lowe's here. This is more, this is, it's history. And I know he's, he's an old, he's an old hair. So he's like, he's like, proud of read the new paper. You know what I'm saying? Just really be up on this shit.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I just found this out reading this piece of paper, and we don't even need this piece of paper, because Lose be reading this shit. And I just add to it. Why don't we have a white boy, Chad? What? Shad.

White board a white boy not white boy Okay, how are you talking about I don't know I mean y'all could use white boy in here though too We can't in this bitch we do you stupid oh god damn nigger no, but get what's up What's up bro? They said Steve Hart oh they said he was getting kind of born wait Wait that ain't wait a minute all right don't don't do that dog I mean but what's he got to get born he was click a little bit but how i thought i thought i thought people watching the show got had to be people watching the show i like him a little big shot i mean everything first and foremost guys on television everything comes to an end yeah like even when people on

tv forever it be 12 years that's forever chose to end you feel me she's the one person ever that can do that that's a she's an anomaly i'm talking about she still on yeah she got her own network yeah she got her own network that's why she didn't really leave she's still on tv you know i'm saying she still want it. A lot of people don't get to it's like the NFL shit. You don't get to stay alone. They get rid of your ass. So who the hell going to replace them? Who's going to replace who? Steve. Somebody wife.

Kelly Clarkson. Whoa! Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkston? She won American Idol. Who the fuck is Kelly Colxton? Hey, who the fucking Kelly Coxie? Who the fucking Kelly? Who the fucking Kelly? Who the fuck is Kelly? Who the fuck is Kelly?

Who the fucking? Who the fucking. Who the fucking. What is the motherfucking name? Who the fuck? Clark stay high. Who the fucking cat light? Who the fuck? Who the fuck took Steve Jobs?

Who the fuck? Trying to make shit real hard. Who the fuck? What the Steve's up went for? Who the fuck? He'd got go back to the funeral. Go back to the funeral. Go back to the funeral.

But no, man. Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson? It's Kelly Clark's son. Clarkson. Clark's son. No, she's actually like really popular. She's American Idol. Yeah, she's popular.

She's popular. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, blah, blah, blah, blah. She ain't probably Steve Harvey. You're talking about the one who won before Big Rubin. The first one, she's the very first winner of- Kelly? Kelly Clark. Yes, she was skinny, did she got fat?

Did she got skinny again? God damn, you can't just say fat. She did get big, though. I know, but she ain't liked it. But she ain't meeting them on. But she looked good, nah. She's not got off. Hey, I.

But look, though. He lost it to her? Yeah, she's got her own talk show. Saying what? But is it like technically like, he's. lost it to her or did she okay but then was the ratings going to her well

oh they just saying look steve take the time off maybe gonna let kelly go on me here and see what's up some shit like that i understand they say hey steve chill out gonna let cully you know what they come here and saying some shit no it's about ratings no nigga you steve sit out i don't understand how she could get more ratings though yeah well you gotta understand the demographic that she gets

i don't oh she's probably gonna hit more women. Hey, hey, hey, listen, you can save all the demographic talk. Are you telling me, Steve got to sit down and let Kelly come take a time slot? Yeah. Well, technically he's got like five or six jobs. Hey, hey, listen, don't make the shit feel good because of the thing got of the work. Yeah. Is they let, if they tell it Steve to sit his ass down to tell Kelly. Well, it's not so much sit down and just like move out of the way. Okay. Okay. We need this show to stop so so Kelly can do her shit during your time. Well, it's her show is not stopping his replacement. So it's Like, he's show stopping yet.

So that's what I'm saying. They didn't say like Kelly's coming to take your place. They were like, your show's stopping. All right, we got another time. That slot is, that hour is needed to be filled. So that's what I'm saying? Yeah, they didn't replace the Steve Harvey show with the Kelly Clark's show. So what time Kelly was on?

Then I don't know. She's new, right? She doesn't have a show. It hasn't even came out yet. So she didn't have a show. So obviously they are replacing the nigger because Kelly don't even have a time slot. We're not doing that. You know what you're right.

I'm sorry. We're not doing that. They don't know who they talking to. They're talking to a nigger who's going to break it down. Break it down. I need to know the truth. So you're telling me, Kelly don't even have a show.

Right. She does it. No, you're trying to tell my son. Well, you had five bucks a job. No, she doesn't. See, you're being brainwashed, son. Get out to sock and play. Bamboozle.

Come on, man. Open up, light skin, brother. You're black. Light skin, but you're a dark nigger. Okay? Don't get it confused now. So, so, so, so, Steve had a time slot. Correct.

They said Steve. Let's hear the man, how'd let you be, dog? Come here. Steve, like, man, I got to go to work. Not a day. Before you do that. Not the day, before you go to work. Between five to six,

can me, can we let Kelly just say hey to the people? You know what I'm saying? We're not saying, we're not saying anything right now. We just want to come talk. And let Kelly go in there and talk to the people five to six right quick. Right quick. No, no, no, that's how they start. Right quick.

And before you know, they're like, Steve. Kelly did good. Hey, man, Kelly did real good. It's real great. People like her. People like her. A lot. Since you already got five of the jobs, brainwashed.

Since you already got five of the jobs. Five-sixth project, we feel like you weren't tripped. You weren't tripped. That kid. You ain't going to trip on Kelly now. Steve. Mr. Wrong answer.

Come on. Come on. You're not going to trip on on Kelly, huh? Come on, Mr. Hight towel. Huh, buddy? Hum buddy, old pal. That's how they do. Don't trip on Kelly.

It's a first show, a little rock. Mm-hmm. Yeah, something like that. All right. I love family few. But on some gase and shit. Yeah, he got family few. Oh, some gase shit.

I would be like, pay me to leave. Yeah. You got to. You think he didn't? Oh. Knowing Steve, like, knowing Steve, he probably would be like, man, I need a check to get up out of him.

Something about right, especially if it was before the end of said contract. But he got to understand how long he probably didn't want to be doing Steve. Yeah. He's giving people advice, my goodness. Yeah, it's rough. I know how to be a time on that show. He just wanted to break down and be like,

fuck what I think, man. I just want to tell everybody that whole fuck what I... Hell, I don't know. I don't give a damn. Hell, I don't know some things. There's some things I don't know, y'all. There's some things that just really I don't give a damn, but I know I just work hard.

I don't really know who that. This letter right here talking she got a problem with her wife. I don't give a damn. Fuck him a day, 30 days. I don't give a fuck. And you can tell he was up there thinking of some shit. See, when he lived, he'd be like, see, see. You gotta wait 60 days

You'd be like, Steve, you wouldn't wait 60 days Nobody's waiting 60 days You ain't waiting no 60 days Hit no pussy Steve First of all Why would you tell that nigga to wait 60 day I just seen at the TV like Steve is up here talking

He only, he's just talking Ain't no pussy waiting 60 days to get hit Let me tell you something That's true The relationship Come on you like a nigga Hold on real quick fly Hold on

A nigga that you like a whole lot And you ain't trying to see like All right If the sex ain't good This relationship is gonna be crazy So let me go ahead and get to it. No, because you could find a way to make the sex great. Talk to us.

It's ways. Hold on, fly. It's ways to make that shit work. All right, we're listening. I mean, oh, you won't like. She eat booty. Oh, she eat booty. Oh, she's crazy because she was actually talking about that before we got on air.

Really? That's why she said, oh, I can make it work. She was like, which one of y'all niggas like, oh. I can make it work. Nah, what happened? Niggas was like, no. But why you ass, though? That's what you can make it work

You can make it work Okay Are you into threes? Okay You can show him what to do Now that's big That's big of you A lot of women

To just tell their home girl Like this nigga don't know what to do Instead of telling the nigga what to do Try to skip over the question I said Hold up bring it back You three subs I don't even

Because I mean I don't really like Big D anyway So as long as it's a great A nice Medium style All her ex-boyfriends is like Bitch Bring it back

Bring it back What you got everybody thinking I got a little dig out here? You lied to me, bitch? I got better than a regular. I ain't got no Smedium, man. I got Rade better than regular. Hold up. So I'm silver.

You said you like what now? I like Smedium. What? Explain what a Smedium is. Some niggas in the don't know what's going on. Look, I just like me a nice regular size penis, okay? Because I want to be able to do cartwheels, hang off chandeliers and shit. You can't do the fun stuff with super big dick.

You just cannot. It depends on how big your coot you is. Nah, nah. Now, I don't been in secucci where it's like, oh, it ain't no wall in here. Yeah, you got to make a left. I don't know what I'm like, boy, the wall is at the door. You're like, God, I'm about to care this bitch. This is the one you just go crazy on.

This is the one that's going to make you feel like something. The one who ain't got no wall. That one you got to learn what sex is. You can be like, okay, somebody's been in here before. Yeah. I got to got that. I didn't know how to make a left. I'm a new, I'm a new subcontracted.

Got to put these walls back together. Now he got $1,500 worth of damage You know what I got $1,500 worth of all, uh, oh, water damage You're going to knock down, that's a nigga to do. But I understand. Hit your backslash. Yeah, but if he ain't give head, it's just, it's a route. We can't.

That's correct. So you go 60 days. I asked that first round. And you ain't fucking in 60 days. You already asked him about getting your pussy eight. I mean, no, I'm just want to know. My girl didn't even like it. It's a problem when I don't give head.

Jackie. I remember when the time. It's women that don't like. I'm going to go give us a head. She's like, where you go? I'm like, oh, look, this, I'm trying to eat that. I thought he's a person. She's not, I don't like it.

I said, you're going to like this. She's talking about, I don't loon. I said, listen here. No, she's like, you're going to get me out every time. Don't spread my booty. Please. Don't smell my booty. Please.

Don't smell my buddy, please. I don't lick that too. That's what happened. That's what happened man, when you in love, like as a dicker, though. Like, you don't lick, well. I'll just, like, I'm about the same, nigga. Niggas don't start eat booty until they get. love and shit.

Oh, you fuck up? That's, that's the get back. He's like, uh... I feel like nowadays, low-key niggas be like ready. Niggi be like, I guess shit. Yo, you niggas like a trick daddy and Kevin Gates made niggas eat ass randomly now. Hey, y'all.

Yeah, y'all niggins stop eating random ass out there, man. Fall in love. Nicky he has when he fuck up, man. He just be downed and he's like, shit. I did fuck up. If I do it like this ain't really eating, it ain't really eating booty. Yeah, it is.

It is eating booed. It is eating booed. It is. If you do this, she's like, who's your booty, bro? You got to put your lips on, like, loo-bl-da. Oh, you did be touching the booty? Eat it, yeah, you got to be like, blu-loom. Oh, my God.

She's like, what you doing? Shut up. Naked. Get on you two! Ain't anything wrong with eating the little booty out the shower now. Ain't nothing wrong with it. But you got to be in love, though. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Random booty eating is outdated. All right, all right. Go ahead, bro. Will you eat a nigga ass? I won't eat it, but I lit cross it. So how you turn to an old lady, I let cross it? She acted like she turned to her left, the right? I don't want it in my mouth, mouth.

I don't want it in my mouth now. We were talking about this earlier. Yes, you were. You know that little meat that's right there in between the balls. To take meat? Yeah, like, you know. It's a line. Like, let cross it a little bit.

It's a line right there. Ain't no meat. It's a line right there. You skinny, D.C. There is. It's meat. It's meat. If you got a little flag.

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You know what you can do? You know you can create your own player and play in your neighborhood? Now, I might not create my own player. and play in my neighborhood, because you know what I'm wrong? The west side. You might get robbed, man. Caring the basketball. They don't care about your hoop dream.

So you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to create the player and create my hood in Buckhead. Purchase of the Xbox 1, NBA 2K-19 bundle. Today, if you ain't got it, go get it online, baby. No, nigger. You was a bald Tourettex source. You got a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You know what?

Hey, man. ball of sorry you a ball of say man if a nigger got meat after the balls come on hey somebody it's a slab of skin right there right she'd be down there she'd be looking you look at dick are you a dick looker because like some girls some girls just grab the dick and start sucking I'm not nasty some girls get nasty in the sense but I'm not nasty you put the dick in a light you put the dick in a light I'm nasty for my niggas have you ever something musty dick before you know you know a man so he can't hope for work yeah that's a roadhead yeah but you still get died though you start digging the car absolutely so you like you like most that's that gas

pettled in they don't even thank you tell them tell us what to do what slide in they don't even expect come on tell them girls what do you see you know I'm a relationship girl talk about it I'm okay you said do what not slide to do what talk about it Brady they always come home. Tell them how to get them. I mean, we might not come home right away, but they're going to come home. They might hang out a little bit. We're going to go to the stove, but we're going to come home. He's going to call and say you hungry

before he gets that, too. Hungry, home. Best believe, we need a big dog to cook. He'll bring you some wings from the club. You know that. A lie. A lie to tell you, he ain't going. Nigger, in the line. Babe, I'm going to go into studio.

You're going to be nowhere near the studio. I'm the bitch that pull up the circle house. Check out your music. I'm here for... I'm going to go right. Hey, yo, comey up! Yo! I made friends with the secretary with the lady that sit right there at the dog.

Oh, nigger, I know when you at the studio. See, you know what? I had to move out of my last apartment because concierge is one to get buddy buddy with a bitch. For real. Don't live in no place we got concierge. I'm not doing that bullshit. But you gotta have some mistake. They go make friends.

No, it is. They don't want to answer the phone. But they're going to make friends and they go tell them who. He don't want to answer the phone. You're not made friends with concierge. He don't let you up, sis. I was using this hotel a lot, right? So I had to take the girl to the hotel.

Get what this? A-Rat. He didn't go to say. Ah, you're a plan, blah, blah. In front of the other. I said, bro, what the fuck, bro? He's talking about. I was like, man.

He's rapping, man. He's black, man. But you ain't black. But you ain't black. That's what I'm saying. They do shit like that. Yeah, that'd be tripped. So.

Tyler, what you got coming up, man? Anything you want to eat for to know what you got going on. Oh, man, once again, probably on TV, whiling out. I got a tour with me, Ronnie Jordan, Big Baby Davis. I said Big Baby Davis. Damn, Big Baby Brand.

I'm telling me, I'm like, who's the head? That's a basketball. That's a basketball, nigger. That's the homie. But yeah, Big A.F tour. It's coming to a city in the year. I think we're going to be in Jacksonville by the time whenever this shit come out. I'm doing shit.

But yeah, man. And, nigger on the 85 South Show, because this podcast is for the bids with the mustache. between the ball part. Yep, there's the ball sort. Wait a what you got coming out, man. Tell these four what you got coming out. You got some fire music.

Let these four know what's happening. Yes, I'm super excited. New management. Oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We're talking about money. The budget is in and it's late.

Come on, man. The funeral outfit budget is... Yes. Love it. Hipaw Season 8. All the thoughts from the West is. Don't you got music that's already out, though? that's already out though I do have music that's already out you know what I'm saying

got a little single it's called if only y'all can get it on on sound cloud or whatever if only it's only yeah yeah it's giving a little patty bell vibes you know what I'm saying because y'all know I can actually sing yes she can on Sundays I actually need to go hear that make sure patty bell vibes it's patty the bell vibes well we definitely got to go hit that well I don't want to seem like I'm going to go crazy with the shit I got going oh but I am sorry Boom! Go crazy. Go crazy.

We just found out that how to, I'm sure how hot too. I saw that, got the email. Come on now. How hot, my boy. They're gonna drop it 420 of next year. I'm doing, I got the hook up too. Come on now. That's coming out in May.

I also did a movie with Cat Williams and J. Farrow called Two Minutes of Fame. Come on, man. That's new to me. Yep. I also did a movie with Nick Cannon and Sheeball. Come on, man. That's coming out soon. soon. I also did a movie with Mike Epson, T.I. Called the track.

Come on, man. That's coming out soon. Uh, shit, shit, shit. Is that it? Music. Who? Mario Van. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mario Van. People moving arm just dropped. Come on, man. Oh, shit. I'm in that. Go make sure y'all go scream that. That's crazy. We just seen that on demand that night. Oh, yeah, I'll be forget. Larel. I just went over there and shot another episode of that. Wild and out. Come on. Come on, man. We did another season. 85 South episode.

I'm on at these two. Shout out Top Notch in them, too. You've got to come on, man. Come on, man. Uh, uh, shit. 85 South show, while, uh, tour is on. Come on, come on, man.

Why not tour grade? Come on, man. My own tour going on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

So, uh, oh, and Hip-Hophoffa Club. Come on. Man. So, uh, oh, and Hip-Hipar Square. Come on. And we, I just shot another pilot with, T.I. We're going to try to, uh, film it. We're going to get a shop. It's called going

viral. So, come on, man. EP at that right quick. Come on. Oh, and my music. Go get Curr music. First and foremost, nigger, Ben bumping that. Appreciate it. Naga. Trap soul coming out. Hold on. Time out.

Uh-oh. Get curd music, bro. Go get it. This shit is hard as fuck. Like, if you like music, I know you probably listening to whoever you listen into right now, but he's going to fit right in with that shit. And you're going to be like, oh, this nigga can rap,

I appreciate. Rap. Well, David said that shit. Oh, you're rapping. Oh, he's sad to him. Oh, he's sad to him. Oh, he's singing, singing. I like when you do it.

I like what I do. He's singing and sing and sing. I like it. I had to take you to church. I ain't playing no game now. And I got the trap soul coming out. Come on, man. The way to my turn, that's going to be the most anticipated album.

That's the R&B joint? But I might secretly drop another mixtape on them. Well, that's a secret, though. Why not? Not no more. I did. That's how you do it though. That's how you do it.

That's how you do it. They're going to be waiting. I might drop it just for the fans and then I got one for the ladies. Love is painful. So, come on, man. We go, we're working, man. You know what I mean? So we're going to let me come in and put a pen down.

There we're ready. Come on. I'm ready. I got to go shoot high too, so I got like a month. Give me a month. Okay. We're going to be in a studio at one of them nights. We ain't, we ain't playing.

Come on, man. I'm not playing. I got a, I can't say a crack no more. You know what I'm saying? Can't say a campaign man and I appreciate the fans come on man for been for rocking with your boy November 18th what going on oh boy we're going to be in chicago look at this that what we're at somebody look at it that what we're going we're going to be in the big theater 85 South show live oh baby come on now oh who boy you build the big barbecue

Oh, baby, boy. On the baby. On the baby. On the baby. November. On you. 19, 18. One of them.

We're going to be there. Chicago come to see us. Tickets on the website, 85 shop, show, or dot com. Bring some Harris chicken. I really want a breast and some mouth sauce. With the fries and an extra piece of bread, make sure I got three with the extra tub of mouth sauce for me. Coming to Chicago. Come in, coming.

Yeah, I hope they got some of them shoes. On baby. On baby. When you be in LA, nigger, I'll be doing shit, bro. Working and smoking, that's it. That's it. When I text you, I was on to set a rail. No, I knew it left.

We were just starting, when I texted, we were just starting filming for that day. Appreciate that, bro. Appreciate that, man. That shit look real good. Back, what's up? Hey, what's up? How you doing? That shit look real good, right?

I like that shit. Yeah, man. They let us get loose, too. Yeah, I see. I'm like, bet. I remember when it was at the office. at the office, just some online shit, and y'all expanded that shit. Yeah, man, they fucking.

The network really fucking was. Yeah, that shit looking real good. Thanks, bro. Yo, so you were somebody else this time? You wasn't, first of all, the pile of was hilarious. I just, I didn't get to see it. I just not seen, oh, you ain't seen it? Boy, they cut that shit up right.

They probably put, I know you probably roasted that for about an hour, but they put a little bit. I did, I did, I did, I got, they got the good ones on them. I added to it, though. They got the good ones on them. Let me get a charge. Oh, I got one. Yeah, I saw you're just a random dude on the bus.

Yeah, you're a roaching his ass. But then you popped up, you must have liked that. You must have, I'm like, I'm like his, um, the little brother kind of like big friend type of shit. You did, you know what I got you. I got you. He ain't got my block. What's that?

Who? You don't, yeah, man. You don't blow. You don't. You hold you. You was an old nigga this time, one. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you like this hill.

You y'all nigga, keep on playing. Keep on playing. Let us old niggas find a way to use this Instagram, and I'm gonna tell you, we're gonna go motherfuckin' crazy. Shit, I'm new to that goddamn Instagram. I don't know about no goddamn Instagram. Only gram, I know it's some cocaine. My son gonna be mad.

I found his roaches. I'm about to get my fuck. Nigger, your shit, my shit. Fuck you mean. Better be glad I don't find the pounds in this bitch. That's what you better be glad I don't do. Pounds at my house. My pounds, niggins.

Y'all remember Freakeney in Atlanta back in the day? Biddle is all up and down the street with that hairy coochee. I'm the nigga who had him up down to speak that hairy cooie. Pop that pussy, pop that pussy. Pop that pussy, pop that pussy. Pop that pussy. Oh, yeah, what, bitch. Still going.

Fuck you, babe. I would Joe watch the color. That's fun. Yeah. That's stupid. That's crazy. You know, the bar got a... Let me get you on my chair.

All right. You're right here? That's why I'm like that, bro. You right here? Come up, right. Yeah, you right here. You don't get my life no more. No, no.

No. Ring, ring, ring... Loose! What I'm. Shit, ain't nothing, man. Yeah, dude. Shout out to Jamaica and all that. Yeah, man.

Boy, he got color. You know how I would lose his daytime talk show slot after this week? He lost it? What you mean? Like, no way? No more speed? Kelly Clarkson took it. Oh, yeah, I heard that. Damn.

Who? Kelly Clarkson? American Idol? She lost American Idol. She wanted. And then what happened? And she got fat. Oh, check, check one two, one two.

She got fat, she did. One two, one two. Ralph, Ralph. I can check, right. I still need a block. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I ain't got no headphone. Here you go.

Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. You're right. These. Hey, uh, Bray. Oh, man.

Oh, man. One, two. One, two, one, two, one too. Yeah, can I get a mic check? Oh, oh. You know me. Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, right. Can I get a mic check, buddy?

My check, one, two. One, two, one, two. Anybody can open up? Anybody can open up? Uh, what mic is at one? I think I had a hard again. What's up, bro? Huh?

What do you want me say? All right. Go again. Just something? Anything? You said you land at noon? Oh. C.

All right. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. Say over. Yeah, I'm here. Shit. Chuck's still going to pick you up. What?

I'm tired. Shit. Well, shit. If you're going to Uber or you need me to come to get you to let me know. This is my phone. All right. Let me know either way, I'll be at the crib. Wait, what y'all call this one in here?

This is the trap? This is the trap. I'm back at the trap today tonight. Nick, we're like, Chuck, what's going on? Black man? Chuck got a baby. Oh, Jay. A baby. Two of.

So, yeah, I already know. You don't eat my line no more. Um, no. You don't... You don't... No, yeah, for sure. Man, I fuck with this. I ain't gonna lie, Mr.

Christa Julie. You're what I'm saying? He'll foote you. Yeah, yeah. Tell him, I says, what do? So I can get some mojillo! Now, Mr. Chris and foote you. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, y'all y'all tell my sons. I'll do you. I'll watch it. I put it up. You know, you just can't be wearing this shit, just cool. I ain't that type of niggins. He's just cool. This is my favorite piece.

So I'm gonna wear this. I ain't wearing the roll. For special purposes. That's what you got one. You're good. I mean, but it's... I mean, it's the pre-shoot. I mean, that's what y'all do.

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