The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - We Geeked! Pt 2 w. DC Young Fly Tyler Chronicles & Brady Ward | Ep.149

Episode Date: September 29, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. In sitcoms, when someone has a problem, they just blurt it out and move on. Well, I lost my job and my parakeet is missing. How is your day? But the real world is different. Managing life's challenges can be overwhelming. So, what do we do? We get support.
Starting point is 00:00:22 The Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council have mental health resources available for you at loveyourmindtay.org. That's loveyourmindtay.org. See how much further you can go when you take care of your mental health. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts. or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness. I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the powerful stories I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of Family Secrets. We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio
Starting point is 00:01:30 app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Start the show again. Part two in this bitch. Welcome. Welcome back to the 80% South. I said, welcome back to the 805 South.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Come on, Sank. Here we go. Was that the number? Well, let's... What am I? I guess we should... I just wasn't ready. Well, shit.
Starting point is 00:01:55 I guess it's really time to go. came out there shit well hold up ball sorris then that was lit but now that's that's all you know
Starting point is 00:02:06 plug your shit because that's what we do we plug niggas shit in hey follow me on like Instagram and shit because like I've been to let them phone up
Starting point is 00:02:13 we're gonna end this shit how we end it like bye look I don't even care about social media like that but I should because like we'd be talking to the white people and shit and they'd be like
Starting point is 00:02:21 yeah so how many followers do they have what's their digital endprint you're like oh shit that shit means something I'm funny for real Maybe like, okay, I understand, but let me see your analytics. I need you to open up your, nah, man, god damn.
Starting point is 00:02:31 So follow me and tell people about me. Yeah, tell people about a nigga. Tell them about Brady's music, Tyler Chronicles, Twitter, Instagram. Y'all know this nigga already, so you can tell me. I love how you just knew my Instagram. That was very cute. Oh, people don't know your Instagram? I mean, they do, but I'm just saying, like, you just jumped out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Oh, I'm good at this too, though. You know what I'm going to host, too. Oh, I know, I know. I know. I host a TV show, too, you know what I'm saying? We host. Okay. See what this show
Starting point is 00:02:56 I got a rich I got a rich nigga jeans I can't cross my legs Do you see what this show do It brings the pussy To get You saw that You saw that magic right there
Starting point is 00:03:08 That was real cute That you knew my That you knew my Instagram She's like Nigerians man Yeah for a long time He been slid in my DM Like a long time She batted me out of there
Starting point is 00:03:18 Like a tumble Even if you were Even if you knew No shit Wait a minute Wait I get better that fucked up. Nah.
Starting point is 00:03:26 They're gonna put her out on blad like that yesterday. No, first of all, Tyler is real cute. Yeah, she had a man. We already discussed this. I was, I was booed up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:33 It's a not jeering, giving her that uncircised. You ain't booed up. Tyler, you got a girl there. Nah, bro. So you're single? Stop trying to be match.
Starting point is 00:03:40 And you're going to. Ah, let's go to the funeral. Hold on. Hey, who in there bit? What's a little dad, nigg? Ah, a little dad. What's up with it?
Starting point is 00:03:49 What's up with a day, homie? And that edge of plate. You might well I got a complicated situation He don't have to know that though I really don't That ain't his problem
Starting point is 00:04:00 I like to keep shit up front I work a lot All right well tell him about the problem That he ain't got to worry about And then I work a whole lot man You ain't got to tell me nothing Tell me about the problem
Starting point is 00:04:09 That I don't have to worry about No I do want to hear about it now I'm interested You don't know Oh I mean you know A little nigga in jail But he about to get out though Oh good good
Starting point is 00:04:20 So you don't know if he don't know if you gonna really swing on your ass for not holding him down. What you mean? I'm holding him down. He could. He works on. We're gonna put niggas in their place from this bitch.
Starting point is 00:04:32 What? What? That's good. You did. Need more like you. Like soon, soon? Yeah, March. March?
Starting point is 00:04:41 Okay. So, like, a dick will be, like, physically out of you. March is. By, like, January. If you fuck tonight. March is. That dick ain't going to count. March is all the way to next.
Starting point is 00:04:52 That's a new, that's 2019. Like, you can't count no 18 dicks. If I was going to deal with a nigga, I don't just fuck like that. Like, that's not how that works. Like, you got the, 90, 60 days. First of all, I apologize. I just realized what the fuck I just said. I'm like, knicker.
Starting point is 00:05:15 My man. I accept it. I ain't even feel no type of. No, I have to. Me being me I'm not thank you just going on yeah I'm going off the deep end I'm high right now I just want y'all to know that why she's telling us all her secrets now I'm telling you want to tell us that she had a bigger deal I'm like yeah that hold up I'm like oh
Starting point is 00:05:39 kick to me my bad oh I was saying good job yeah my bad I forgot what the fuck going on oh that man that's that's not that's how you know I be so in my own like You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, we got 60 on his books. No, he's pretty good. He don't need nothing on his books. Amen. I just forgot.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Everybody needs something on their books. Yeah, my little potter home. Hey, come on. Come on. I've been fined out, but that shit is a, boy. Nigginsful. Let that shit add up. You be like, hold love.
Starting point is 00:06:13 When you really just sit down and count that shit up, you're like, man. One, two, three. That's a five. That's a vibe. You got a good. Ooh, boy. That shit add up.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Yeah, you got an assistant. My little butter was locked over two years. He was great. You know what I'm saying? I couldn't get through one night. Two years? Nah, see, that shit ain't for no player player. I was crying.
Starting point is 00:06:37 But look, that's what I say. That shit ain't for nobody, though. Not even the hardest, nigger. Jail ain't for nobody. Like I said, bro, I did better one day. That's what I did. You did that shit every day. Nigger, I ain't no change in this.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Ain't no, like I say. About 31 years. This nigga's doing that 19 18 Cut your fingers off all that Sit on now Man, man You ain't using none of that
Starting point is 00:06:57 Nubby Turn into a nupster Nipster Nicarr Nicarrida That's what you're gonna do Shit, stay out of that That's get old
Starting point is 00:07:06 That's why I just be trying To put the weird I'm on the young nigga Like man I understand if you do shrie shit Just be smart About your shit Just be smart
Starting point is 00:07:13 As long as you got good Intentious man Just make she Go to church Man just stay prayed up I just try to tell the Nick Go to church
Starting point is 00:07:18 man Man, I can't tell a nigga nothing. God damn it, go to church! Give me your own to be in prison crying. Let's go get you right, you know, the trash. I can't see Jesus. I can't tell you nothing else. I don't know nothing else.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Go see Jesus. Go see Jesus. He's going to make sure you're right. Amen. But we're going to make sure that the 8 of 5 South Show fans is locked in law to make sure that you plug down your shit that you plugged down your shit in. Yeah, man. But one more time, God damn it.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Tyler Chronicles, Brady is music. Like, for real, though, that shit mean a lot. I didn't even know that shit. I didn't even know that shit. I don't hear the bad the bell song. Can we get a snippet of it? Oh, we need to run that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:52 No. Is that any way we can get a snippet of it? Is that any way we can get a... Childrick? Email it to you. Producer. She said, I don't know why y'all ain't got my song. Is that any way we can get a snippet of her song?
Starting point is 00:08:04 No, y'all, y'all have it. Y'all have it. It'll be playing. I want to hit a pad of the bell shit. Need to open with it. Oh, if only you know... Oh, come on now. How much I do.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Damn. I do love you. Hey. That nigga would be having this. I never sang on the show before. That nigga be having this phone out in the jail. Like, listen, y'all. You win.
Starting point is 00:08:32 That's the lie show, that all. Is that, is that, is that, how your song? Kind of, sort of. But that's, that's like the original version. No, that's what I said. I almost went to sleep. I'm like, yes. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Need it. That was a band. That means. That was a band. You know what I'm saying? It sounds good. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:48 That shit was hard. I would have been up, like, hold up, you need to shut the fuck up. It makes you think. You make it close your eyes. Yeah, like, once she started, I thought she's going to keep going. I'm like, I'm mad. That's what I woke up when you stopped. I'm like, excuse me.
Starting point is 00:09:02 I want the whole, I want the whole thing. Don't loop it. Then she went to falsela. Oh, Lee, he knew. I hurt you. I hurt you. Put the church cover back on. He got some dirty-ass church covers.
Starting point is 00:09:16 This was black. Oh, it is. It's black brown. I thought it was gold. This dark brown You know how a nigga They eye No nigga
Starting point is 00:09:22 Yeah man You been talking that bitch All night I'm talking about Good hot breath Now on the conclusion Of Carlos If this was Carlos
Starting point is 00:09:30 Because we locked and loaded Everybody good Brady You're looking beautiful Tyler You're looking scorn D.C. He looks like he needed
Starting point is 00:09:42 But that nigga Been doing nothing But the inner push up Fuck his arms He just want this shit To poke out I'm out. I've seen you on Instagram working out, bro. I see you, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I'm trying to get my shit together, man. I told you, but you're traveling a lot. You got to get healthy, man. These niggas out here getting big, but you can't just let a nigga push it. I know you were just playing, but my nigga, you just pushed me. Oh, yeah, then your shirts fit a little better.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Yeah, you got to. But I've seen that. You feel it. You got a tight little thing. Yeah. Real tall. I would never that knee boom. When I got that fur little scrap, I was like,
Starting point is 00:10:12 yeah. Yeah. Oh, my got a look. Oh, man. Go on, man. The niggins ain't for to try you, right? I was going to walk it, I'm trying to let him up see the little skirk.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Like, boy, you see that little skrip. It's scripted, a little bit. I know what you're talking about. That happened to me when I was like 13. Same. That's fucked up. That was shady as hell. To my metabolism is insane.
Starting point is 00:10:35 That was shady as hell. So, I mean, one thing about me, I just get, like, I have to continue. It's good to be slim. Like, by the time you get about 34, 35, you probably going to be. But, no, see, I'm straight. But I'm straight. But I just.
Starting point is 00:10:47 I have to continue to do this shit. Like, I have to continue. If I take three days off, back slim. Yeah. Back to nothing. And I can feel it. That's because you move around so much,
Starting point is 00:10:59 so you got to keep working out. So I'm constantly exercising. I'm working that shit out, just moving all the time, being on the stay left, right, running all the time. You got to drink a lot of fucking water. You got to do some push of every blue moon
Starting point is 00:11:10 because you get weak. Yep. You're losing your script. Right. You can't be doing everything. You do everything. And then you ain't eight a old. You ain't even eight under.
Starting point is 00:11:17 in a day. So, you know, we eat some bullshit. Man, I'd be eating peanuts and shit. Be bullshit. Yeah, man. Granola balls on the go food. It's hard to eat on age you perform. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Now, I know it. I know it. As hard as it is, just try to get it. And not even a lot of time. Like, everybody out there is working hard. Get you 20 minutes in. That's what I'm supposed to do. Like, if we was asking about funerals, we would.
Starting point is 00:11:40 She'd give you all the confidence. I mean, Tyler cute and all. But look at this old athletic-ass. I'm trying to give you some advice. That's what I'm supposed to do. Me, I was slitting my DM's once, but... I give everybody compliments. You know, she got me for real, like, God damn.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I'm just saying, hey, I like the outfit. Yeah, I was wondering if you could go to the future again. Hey, the repast is coming. I know. The candlelight? At least take things to the candlelight. At least take a nigga to the candlelight. God damn.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I know they got to... Listen, you got to work out at least like 20 minutes. There only got to be no hour or no crazy shit like that. That's all I was trying to say. little bit to stay healthy everybody out yeah she got to oh yeah look at her you work out come on now do crossfit okay okay okay give give the ladies a secret workout that you do that you know it's working because you see the results okay there you go fly side squats see I do it I do it got to do the side squats he's like okay there you go flat that was a great question yeah
Starting point is 00:12:40 and then he leaned back like a host because he's listening yeah you feel I was like ah yeah and a lot of protein Yeah, I mean? Side squats? Side squats? How's it different from regular squats? I mean, I know. Okay, you give us a preview.
Starting point is 00:12:54 No, nigger. It's a side squat. I don't know what the fuck. Yeah, she got heels on, brother. Let me see. Let me see. How am I even do it in here? It's enough.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Just tell them. You have two ladies in here who want to know what side squats in. You squat and then you just walk in the sidewalk. It's like a crab. Yeah. Like a crab walk almost. So this is a sidewalk. Nah.
Starting point is 00:13:19 No. Ha! That's a crit walk. You said, whoa, that's right. No, you're squat. That is... Them jeans ain't squattable. Yeah, my legs ain't squattful.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Okay, a squat. And then walk to your side like a crab. That's too low. That's too low. It's like you're playing defense. In basketball. No, no, in basketball. In basketball, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Now, now, slide like you... Step over to the floor. to the left and bring your other foot with you but you had your back straight and you'll just squat this is a side step bitch why do you look like that right now you're trying out for new addition niggins that they do look like bobby brown though right that's what you do side step side squats going to the left and run thank you i don't know why you just won't show the motherfucker okay so you squat this fall niggas in jail squat you step over key that what you were doing, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:19 No, he was right. Rewine the tape. Rewind the tape. Oh, my goodness. I appreciate you doing it. You look better doing it. So hard. Did I not?
Starting point is 00:14:28 It was not the same thing. You know that shit was not the same thing. My body just shaped different. He pretty much did the same. Hey, man, you already know what time there. It's your boy, D.C. on fly. And you know what I'm playing. Yes, the 2K-19 all day, every day.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Why my girlfriend is cooking me some food. Yeah, man. You know what time it is. All up on the west side of ATL, I gotta make sure when I'm coming off the road, I am playing 2K-19. You know it. Purchase the Xbox 1, NBA 2K-19 bundle today. It's your boy DC on fly, and I'm here to let you know, hey, if you ain't playing
Starting point is 00:15:01 a 2K19, you're tripping, man, because they got all type of stuff on there. You know what you can do? You know you can create your own player and play in your neighborhood? Now, I might not create my own player and playing my neighborhood, because you know what I'm wrong. The West Side. You might get robbed, man. Carrying the basketball. care about your hoop dream.
Starting point is 00:15:17 So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna create a player and create my hood in Buckhead. Purchase the Xbox One NBA 2K19 bundle. Today, if you ain't got it, go get it online, baby. I'm 130, so I- You let you ask one. She's crazy. Go ahead, bro. She's crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:35 But I'm really like 1-35. I was just wondering. So you know what I'm saying? The motherfucker could be doing that goddamn. I want to be respectful. I want to be respectful. Come on, why, you're out of my! Well, you know it.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Hey, Maria, y'all. You're crazy, man. You know what, talk about you like him, smithio? Yeah, she didn't say that. Yep. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all
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Starting point is 00:18:02 for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In sitcoms, when someone has a problem, they just blurt it out and move on. Well, I lost my job and my parakeet is missing. How is your day? But the real world is different.
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Starting point is 00:18:40 when you take care of your mental health. Okay, okay, okay. now I don't even know now take this out right it's I like when we have women here because we can break this shit I'll be one I be it be questions that nigger be having when it just be niggas and we be like we can't answer these questions we don't know okay now is it true because I heard this before a ladies a girl said she don't like big because she don't want to fuck up her cooja yeah ain't anybody trying to be beat I ain't saying like fuck up her cooja like even like when you
Starting point is 00:19:13 say Smedium, still to death. Still. Oh, so she won't real small. She's like it small. She said it don't even, she doesn't even care really about sex. It's just, the penetration feels good, but she'd rather it to be like smaller because
Starting point is 00:19:29 it feels better. You see what I'm saying? Like, she might be one of those women that's just not into any type of pain. She might not take pain well. Okay. But most women... She might have a big clip, though. If you got a big clip, you ain't got to really get in there like that they gonna bust true that but it be times when you ain't you can't
Starting point is 00:19:48 even really get your stroke on you be like baby I ain't need really I ain't I ain't think now I feel like I'm doing something right I'm a point now I'm gonna stop because now it kind of like who you like bitch like I didn't get a full stroke yeah I keep acting this is a throw-up position we fucking we fucking like we throwing up on each other ha ha ha this bit won't even let me fuck ha ha ha won't you let me fuck? I'm like, nah, this ain't need fun. Like, I can't even get a full scrope in.
Starting point is 00:20:18 So I'd be like, you know what? Now, I know those types of females, you'd be like, she either had, I'd have to be like her second body or this bitch just don't fuck, period, like, at all, don't think about it. Like, I've got to be her second body. I'd be scared. I don't want to be like your second. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I ain't the type of nigga to be her second. That's going to get bloody. I ain't the type of it. Hey. No. I don't, okay, the end. I'm gonna wrap it up. Hey, no, she get real.
Starting point is 00:20:46 I always have, hey, listen to, man. And then, you'll be surprised, right? I used to be like a young nigga, every time I get the pussy, I said, go, go, go, go, go. And I'm like, you don't want that. Go, go, go with me. You know, you got to warm it up.
Starting point is 00:20:57 It's like an old car. Yep. Treat that pussy like a cutlass. She's annoying me, bitch, we're going to ride that bitch on E. Better be warm, but when I got it in it, that was supposed to be. That was the job.
Starting point is 00:21:07 What? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. go go it's a robbery once we hit the dope go go go go go go go the poli did that's go go go go go go go go go go go go go boom boom boom boom boom but that's not like that's what you're young but you got to understand but you got not a stroke game proper oh come on jackie she ain't wet no one jackie get me how what 20 what three scroll guy ain't been proper she ain't gone no well don't be look at look i want jack rapping to her Then, we're fucking about eight times a day.
Starting point is 00:21:40 I said, it bit crazy. You won't leave me alone. Man, we, bitch, we tired, bitch. Slow down. We need so water. Now we got to find time. Look, we need to make an appointment. You're trying to do some shit right on 6 Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:21:55 You're trying to do some shit. Six o'clock on Tuesday. Because that's what I'm putting six. Eight times I'm blocking you on everything. Six o'clock Tuesday. That's when we're going to fuck. Try to do it in the closet. Y'all's slip, movie, like, getting it like, in the laundry room.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Maybe she's taking a nap or something. But that's the thing, though, when she's taking a nap, we'd be like, shit, you in the mood? Nah, nah, nah, nah, right. You got to wait. Family sex, different. Yeah, it's, boy, it's, ooh. Ain't no eight times no day now. It's, it's different.
Starting point is 00:22:25 It's, it's different. It's, it's, ah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it take a toll on you. You got to be strong. It got to be strong, man. You got to be a strong, man. You got to step up and be a man. Yeah, you got to be strong. They'd be doing shit
Starting point is 00:22:39 That's when trips Start to come in We're like bitch We gotta go to Thailand Like wow Bitch we gotta be by some elephants I don't know why We just got to
Starting point is 00:22:46 Get the fuck out of here Dive in the pool Bitch bitch We gotta go over here By the monkeys Bitch bitch We gotta do something This shit is crazy
Starting point is 00:22:53 I don't know why We just got to do some monkey shit We gotta do some butt wild shit Man We ain't been butt wild in a minute You got to It's got to But sometimes you got to
Starting point is 00:23:01 You got to do some shit To spice up It says like too Come on So shout to nigges Who out there Think you tripping You ain't tripping
Starting point is 00:23:06 You just got to tell the children, bitch, go to your auntie house for a week. Leave me alone. Me and your mama ain't fucked the same since you've been born. Right. I need you to go down the street. Hang with your friends for a week, bitch. And don't come back.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Hang with your friends. Hang with your friends. Hang with your parents are fed up when they just tell you to go. Bitch, go. I want you to go out of the house. And I don't want to see you the Monday when they're tired to go to school. Okay. Me and your mama, we got some things to do.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Yep. And when I close it, though, bitch, don't. call my phone. You're gone until Monday. Now, for real, it's different. I didn't, I didn't know. I was a wild boy. And it's, and it's, it's different.
Starting point is 00:23:48 It's fun still, but it's. It was a good thing you was getting those eight in one day. It's different. But it's crazy, though, can we get caught, too? We just got to, we'll just stop. She'll stop. Not me. She said to stop.
Starting point is 00:24:02 She's always stop. I'm like, yes. That's how she got here. Fuck that. She's, fuck that. She don't want to do it no more. I just be sitting there. Some bullshit.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Now, how long it took that dick to get up, bitch? What? Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? Are you serious right now? God! I got to go back the next week. I got to next Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:24:32 See you six. It's hard, bro. Y'all don't understand. But it's full. It's fun just learning yourself and learning. You know what I'm saying? Like just going through those stages and shit like that good fun. Because when we do, yep, give me a text message like,
Starting point is 00:24:47 I really needed that, miss, I needed that. We needed that, okay? This is for us. This is for our sake, bitch. This is how we stand alive. This is for us. We all needed that. This is for the household.
Starting point is 00:25:03 This is for the house. Without this, we are going down hill, bitch. Hell, bitch. We need to do something. That's real. No, that's facts. Now, that's good shit. Look, hey, it's because it's young niggas out here. They got, you know, old lady, got kids in the house with them, and, you know, they don't know how it is. Like, they think it's easy.
Starting point is 00:25:18 They need to know. They need to hear you say that shit. I don't know. But it is long as I ever been with a girl. Yeah. Three years. But shit. That's beautiful. That's a love. Three months. I get the fuck on. Come on. I'm like, man, we've been together for three years.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I have expanded all the expansion. I thought I had of expanding. You're doing a whole bunch of shit you didn't think you'd be doing, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just fall in line with everything else. But you're a grown man now, though, like, I feel like he's matured from when I first met you doing that.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I'm a king. I'm a king. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. But, no, I definitely grew up, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? And I know when my fault.
Starting point is 00:26:01 So that's why I apologize that I forgot. And I was like, oh, shit, I'm trick. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, the young me, still me. But you know what I'm saying? As you get older and shit, you got kids and shit, you got people that live for, you know what I'm saying? So you're like, you kind of tone down.
Starting point is 00:26:14 But the old I get, the less tolerance I got for shit. So I'm still, I'm still, wow. But it's like the shit that I thought I used to tolerate. I don't tolerate that shit now because I'm old. You know what I'm saying? You're going to tolerate nothing then. That's what I'm saying. So it's like, it's worse.
Starting point is 00:26:32 But I'm so humble about it because I got so much shit to live for. And then it's like, boy, you got, boy, you got something live for, my name. You know what I'm saying? Like, shit you want to go do. But you got something live for, but you feel it me. Don't let that young shit be young, you know what I'm saying? Let that shit go. Because I was, man, niggled.
Starting point is 00:26:50 That's how I go. Play no game? Tell you, that's how you live. We are out here. They say, I got to mention don't know about to come in here, girl. You see what the fuck we had? We had in the track. I was like, anybody coming in, boom.
Starting point is 00:27:02 You were not nervous. I was nervous. Y'all niggas get down. They are crazy outside. We're in the hood. Oh, my God. These niggas know we're doing a podcast in here. Who keep telling these niggas we are down here?
Starting point is 00:27:17 Can we move, chat? Can we go back to Steve? Oh, Steve doesn't have that. Oh, no. Stop. That's my nix Steve, man. Hey, man, we got down to the bottom of that shit. Don't deal with chat.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Yo, I'm a real nigga in our chat. Tammany. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. How dark skin niggas is. We're dark skinned niggas, we go approach the comfort. We, we, we're confrontational. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:42 We go, we go face the head on. It's good. It doesn't, it does. It matter, a little bit. Yes, it does. We all black, so yeah. Of course we did, but you know, light skin, you kept that shit in, and you, you kind of built, you know what I'm saying,
Starting point is 00:27:54 few to the five. That's kind of made you wonder, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You didn't want me to ask it. You didn't want me to ask. Yeah, because it was. It was. We wasn't.
Starting point is 00:28:03 We need to know the truth. We need to know the fucking truth, Chan. And the truth self set you free, Chan. And what that niggas say? You was only hit by the crossfire because what? What's the terminology? Casualties of war. Casualties of war, man.
Starting point is 00:28:15 You were working for niggas who wasn't right. Not saying you wasn't right. You was just under the niggas who wasn't right, man. And all you niggas got to go. I hear you sorry, but niggas say you sorry across the fucking screen. Ha! Oh my God, nigger. Text it to me.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Oh, my God. The number would be changed in the morning. Oh, my God, dude. We got down to the bottom of that, nigger, in his studio, bro. We go in his studio. I said, listen, Steve, before we go, man, Nicky, Chad, like, I'm like, fuck, me.
Starting point is 00:28:51 You know how, you know, you know what you going to how to run? I'm like, yo, Steve, and Nicky, Chad, looked up. I said, but I got one more thing. He's like, fuck that, nigga. We got by four a minute. We got about a minute and 30 second left for L. I have to have to. Yo, Steve.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Man, you remember some niggins, Chad, man, Joe, who's word for you. Nick knew exactly who the fuck I was talking about. That wasn't made. Nick ain't been like, oh. No, he's like, yeah, I know. You know what I'm saying? Like, he was waiting. He was waiting for you to ask.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Listen, he was waiting. You probably don't know how in the time. He listened to the podcast. He'd be like, man, these nigg are going to keep motherfucking sand. I thank God. If these nigs don't go on and ask me, man. Like, hey, I wish they were. fucking call me. You know what I said? So he probably
Starting point is 00:29:35 already knew, nigga, we got to the show, and he probably was waiting for us to ask bro. And when I asked, I said, yo man, before I can even get Joe name out, I was like, man, you know, Chad and Joe, yeah, I know those guys. I'm like, look, man, there was some shit going on. Hey, man, I know you got new management and all that. Hey, man, my boys ain't
Starting point is 00:29:52 stealing no money, man. Got quiet for like two, three seconds. He said, you said, see. Man, bitch, nigger. Hey, you think. I am. I'm D.C. Young motherfucking Fliss-Eye. He would. For the west side of that left.
Starting point is 00:30:06 If it's a problem, we're going to address it. Come on, Kurt. Like grown men. That's just all I know. I can't let that shit be on the nigga, my. You were trying to keep that nigga peeves. We leave it. No, it wasn't it.
Starting point is 00:30:18 She's stupid. It wasn't even in that. It wasn't even though. It was just like this, this was like a stepping stall for us. It was like the fans wanted it is. It was a story that we built up from the ground. That is true. You see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:30:31 And then we was once in Steve establishment and recorded. What you're talking about? I was there, too. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You see what I'm trying to tell you? You see what I'm trying to tell you? That's fucking trap.
Starting point is 00:30:43 We're in the trip's out. It's right. No, A, C, you know what I'm saying? It gets real over here. So it was like, the people who've been following for a long time even back then wanted to hear those answers. You know what I'm saying? We made a joke about it, but then it came a story.
Starting point is 00:30:56 It came a storyline. You know what I'm saying? We got Steve right down there. You know, we would have been some. big pussies if we didn't ask that shit still to this day nigger the comments would be like fuck that y'all have steve and y'all ain't asked what happened y'all ain't asked the niggas fuck that it was like shit i had the address and i was like steed what's up man what's up with chan joe man they ain't stealing no money he said man no they ain't steal no money they were just what
Starting point is 00:31:22 casualties and walk that mean you just got calling the cross that was some smooth old man shit the way he said that that was more that was more corporate talk that's what they talk about what you... And it was one-on-one what shit? You know, I can respect that, Steve. He ain't really got time to you know what a problem is, but he's like, damn. I want to fuck with a nigga boy some shit like
Starting point is 00:31:43 that, man. I just got to let everybody go, man. Damn. That's just how it is. He probably didn't want to, you know what I'm saying? But, you know? Fair enough. But look where it got you, though, Chad. You learned so much shit. 8 of the 5-s-so. Popping all over the motherfuck of world. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal.
Starting point is 00:32:45 He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to family secrets. Listen to family secrets. Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:34:30 That's love your mind today.org. See how much further you can go when you take care of your mental health. This is an original piece. It's called fuck raid. I was in the bathroom doing my thing by the rags. Next thing I know, cough, cough, gag. What is going on from my dad to my mom, the owner trying to evict. us he set off a roach box life as a roach first of all we don't crawl we got legs too we in the bed too oh shit he almost stepped on my head too life as a roach there are crumbs under the refrigerator crumbs on the counter there is a loaf of bread
Starting point is 00:35:37 that's what I said if you ain't scared to be seen with the lights on life as a roach please don't get us confused we ain't no
Starting point is 00:35:54 fuck-ass ants I'm a motherfucking roach I'll crawl up your pants Don't ever go to sleep Cause we'll crawl on your head God damn it Cousin' Johnny didn't make it That nigga is dead
Starting point is 00:36:11 Shit Hold up Wait a minute He just on his back And his legs still moving Once the lights go off We gotta get his ass moving Life
Starting point is 00:36:28 As a roach What's crap She's hot She had us hot She got the fuck on She got us The one with the skin head
Starting point is 00:36:38 Yeah She got a hoodie on But somehow Her titty's out I don't know how that works I'm not gonna let y'all roast my house I'm not roasting her I love it
Starting point is 00:36:45 She's from She's from up top Well Yeah she's cool as hell Like Jersey Jersey She'd cool as hell Yeah
Starting point is 00:36:52 And she lick booty too Like they Birds of a feather Ball so Ball sorrows is of a feather I'm not going to just let y'all just I'm still high you ain't high
Starting point is 00:37:03 she can't even get back to us it's a balsaurus rolling around out there she want to curse us out I'm fin the whole this shit on the inside why you might as well let it is at the end of the film we just go
Starting point is 00:37:15 it's your time to talk we just go on everybody talk everybody talking about people don't really know him like that this is your time to talk because you're the second girlfriend but you still can't sit with the family
Starting point is 00:37:27 but you can't see you really fuck y'all what I got to say. Fuck you. There she is. Tyler. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:37:34 D.C. A. Fuck you. Fuck you. Tyler. Fuck you. Please. Don't think they say shit.
Starting point is 00:37:42 There you go. She snapped out of it. That's what we want. We just need that light skin shit to come out of air. I was saying that because you was talking about it early. I would just bring this call call back. Eat an ass. Remember?
Starting point is 00:37:53 You eat ass. I don't. And if I responded to that DM, you'd be eating this ass right now. I would not. Not. Now, see, now we get me on that one. Now we get so well. Because she said if she would have responded.
Starting point is 00:38:05 She said it like E-N-A is a bad thing. A-ha. You would have been, uh-huh. En-A. Yes. How deep? Yes, she did. Real deep.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Damn. Are Kelly D? Like, Afro-D? You're all the way in, baby. Okay, that's fine. So do you like it in a butt, dude? I'm not really into. Actually, I'm not really into niggas being around my movie hole at all,
Starting point is 00:38:26 but I just want them to do it anyway because I know I got that power. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad, yeah. You like regular dick, too. We wouldn't have worked out. No, I didn't say that I don't fuck big dick.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I just said I enjoy Schmedium Dick. Oh, you wouldn't enjoy that. Because you could do more tricks with Schmedium Dick. I guess we wouldn't have fun then. Big Dick, you can't really, you can't really trick that out. Yeah, you can't do them black. Oh, I got a pee. If you don't get you, I got a pee having an ass out of here.
Starting point is 00:38:48 No. I mean, I'm a bloody massacre. Myself. I have not a plenty of bloody massacre. Yeah. Send a couple to the, hospital with vertigo
Starting point is 00:39:00 I'm a murderer yeah you know if you I'm a hit man of sorts you know yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:39:07 I've been out of commission yeah it's like fortnight yeah I'm but uh
Starting point is 00:39:11 yeah ready to knock the dust off that pussy right to put that shotgun to work you sound like
Starting point is 00:39:19 an old man nigga now you know you know I mean in a game for a while
Starting point is 00:39:24 you know man when you just watch your cheer and you just just smile and everything
Starting point is 00:39:28 they do They just ain't this shit. They just walk. Yeah. Look at that goddamn walk. He's like, I'm getting old, man. I'm admiring walks. I'm like, man, what the fuck is wrong with me?
Starting point is 00:39:39 The hothead that got old, man. This shit is boring. I'm going to tell you what an old nigga told me one time, man. The only thing worse than getting older is not getting older. Could that mean you die? Yeah. Or a nigga had something wrong with the brain. The nigger got stuck in the fifth grade.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Something down where you're like, oh, this nigga. Oh, this nigga. Oh, this nigga. I don't know. He ain't right. He ain't right. Lord. Give him my comment.
Starting point is 00:40:05 I do not condone this message. Take that back. We just talked about the truth. Silent Brady do not condone this message. Hey, man. Oh shit. I had too slow people in my family. So I talk about shit that's in my family.
Starting point is 00:40:17 What? Yeah, I had too slow. They scared the shit out of me. Come on. Real talk, but you never had a slow motherfucker run up all you. He don't need nowhere to stop. You're like, man. You don't know where to stop, man.
Starting point is 00:40:27 That was Frank. That was Frank. Nigel Nah, I had an alter name Charlale And he grew He was old He was old
Starting point is 00:40:37 Like he grew old Like you know how You know sometimes When you slow You don't grow that old You know what I'm saying I don't know You put the pass
Starting point is 00:40:44 You feel like he'll fix Fis with that shit You know what I'm saying One time I was just staring at that dick Because I can't stand the nigga For like more than two seconds They're scamming
Starting point is 00:40:54 You know what I'm looking at I'm like I'm like I'm looking at that nigga So one day I was just like, man, stop being a bitch and just stare Uncle Charler. Just look at that nigga, man. Stop being a bitch, yeah, just stop being a bitch and look at Uncle Charlene. And I'm never getting, I was looking at it down.
Starting point is 00:41:09 And he caught me, looking, and he was just, and I was like, one, two, three. And then got it, and then got down. I was like, oh, shit. I was like, I'm like, I'm going to keep looking at his head. And the guy, he was like, huh. I was like, oh! I was like, oh! I'm in Charlene and I got that seat!
Starting point is 00:41:26 Somebody had come get him! No! scared of fuck but I ain't never looked at that in the gas again boy I need to go to it through recipe okay I mean that's like my family woman man we chose we want to go to man man so you're going to listen oh you ain't going to listen all right now that shit me real bro god damn niggins be it be too much right it's it's a lot we got to think about we go to there like two funerals and one at my girl brus she said bro you niggas die like I'm like it's not
Starting point is 00:41:58 saying like that it's just I know a lot of people and we're from the hood so this shit is normal I've been knowing her she knew what it was a makeup artist that passed she didn't even know it like that she passed and she's all right yeah you want to be ready for this life this shit over here this shit
Starting point is 00:42:17 every every girl please and it man I just got used to it and I'm just like man which one you're going to? Yeah because that shit they're going to take a lot out of you anyway so you got to be sad man that's real that's real Me want to be around on that sad shit Ain't nothing wrong picking the funerals you go to Girl up I was the girl that always had to come sing at the funeral
Starting point is 00:42:34 It ain't matter who my was I always had to go to see the niggins that say no To singing at the funeral John John you know Your voice would be very appreciative Not the day Not on this funeral What the fuck do I'm supposed to say
Starting point is 00:42:53 His eye was on the spare hair room You got to sing in somebody's funeral you don't know. If you know him, you can't sing it. Because I knew he watched you. I said, I know. They ain't going to let you stop at no funeral. As soon as you about to end, one girl can't get up. You just can't end on the screen.
Starting point is 00:43:13 You got to keep singing. Right. I said, I know he watching me. Me. I said, hi. I know he watching me Oh no I said I know
Starting point is 00:43:41 You just you got me Go on Oh Lord Oh shit And he just ended off He watches Me He just got this thigh.
Starting point is 00:43:59 They don't even know he said me. They look at him. Did he say to me part? Because I need the screen one more time. If he said to me, I'm willing to go sit down. You know, man. That's why I own these hurdles.
Starting point is 00:44:13 I can't do it. You said I want to go sit down. I'm going to sit down, bro. They're just so sad. I got to go. I'm going to go outside. Yeah, when I side for a smoke break. Get real serious.
Starting point is 00:44:25 But I mean, my only feeling, on the funeral, that, that, that, They kind of like, I ain't said they did something to me. It shook me up. It more so it shook me up because it was the first time I seen my partner of, like, somebody, mama, is actually hurt. You know what I'm saying? My boy Kurt, I never get, thing. We had this trailer, man.
Starting point is 00:44:45 He's mama seen the body. She screamed. And it was so crazy. You know how folk be crying and you're just looking down and shit. When she screamed, like, everybody jumped up. You know what I'm saying? We got, God damn. Like that shit, all of y'all in there.
Starting point is 00:44:57 You're like, shit. We got to tighten up But we ain't never We don't been through a lot of shit But we ain't heard no shit like that You know what I'm saying So that kind of That was the first
Starting point is 00:45:05 That what made me start praying for my enemies I never forget to preach We're like we got to start praying for your enemies And you know a nigga You gotta pray for your enemy Sometimes you gotta pray for your enemy Because you never know what they're going through You feel what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:45:15 And by you praying for it can Make them swerve around you You know what I'm saying And you wonder how You don't get caught up in the situation Because you pray for your enemy You know what I'm saying You kind of like
Starting point is 00:45:26 Pray your way around you. around that situation, you know what I'm saying? So you just gotta, you know what I'm saying? I like the newly mature, slightly woke DC. Look at that! That's what they meant to say. That's what they were talking about. That's what they were right there.
Starting point is 00:45:38 You were wondering and there it is. I gotta go. She's about to milk. Oh, cause your, your folks test you. My face, no, I ain't even looked at my phone. My face smelling, like. You got that booty card then. No.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Gotta go brush that teeth, gotta go eat between. You gotta go brush that teeth, you gotta go eat between. Where you in between that booty, that booty, balls and the booty. With you in between that booty, the balls and that booty. But you're in between that little flap right there. I ain't know niggas had a little flab right now. I got to go home and check for a flap.
Starting point is 00:46:10 That's the only thing. Niggas can't get caught. Check it for the flab. Listen, fellas, if you listen to this shit and if you heard this bullshit, they say niggas got a flap, I don't know. I've been knowing my body for a long time. I don't know we ain't got no flap. It's not a flab.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Check it if you're the only person at the house. Don't check it if your kids there If your people's there Somebody gonna catch your stupid ass In the mirror Looking for a flap Ask your old lady if you got one That's all you got to do
Starting point is 00:46:39 Mom I got a flap Not a flap It's a little people's skin She know what I'm talking about It's just skin What you mean in skin You mess with niggas that had a flap before Because this shit is flat right here
Starting point is 00:46:50 This shit right here behind my balls It's flat It's really flat Like ain't no meat It's just a piece of skin it's not like a niggas like this oh hell no
Starting point is 00:47:02 I ain't none of that it's a I mean it don't look like this but I'm saying that's the shit that's attached to your balls yeah that's what you're talking about
Starting point is 00:47:11 but it's in between your asshole and your balls yeah why we still talk about this so y'all so y'all got one
Starting point is 00:47:19 them squirrel no flying squirrels in between y'all balls these niggas got flying squirrels no nigga you still don't get it he still don't get it he still don't
Starting point is 00:47:27 Hey, boy, I got to go check for the black. This is for another show. It's going to be flap part two. Yeah, this is a for a whole other. I'm going to be like here. Welcome back to the 85 South show. It's a whole other hour. Nigga, I found out what the flap was.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Let's go. Nigger got a flying squirrel. Let's get into it. It's between his balls and his crack. Well, that's how we're going to end this show on. If you're going to find the flap or not, if you do, don't tell us about it. Hashtag find a flap. Find the flap.
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Starting point is 00:49:03 Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness. I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the powerful stories
Starting point is 00:49:44 I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of Family Secrets. We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.

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