The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - We Geeked! Pt 2 w. DC Young Fly Tyler Chronicles & Brady Ward | Ep.149
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Part two in this bitch.
Welcome.
Welcome back to the 80%
South.
I said, welcome back to the 805 South.
Come on, Sank.
Here we go.
Was that the number?
Well, let's...
What am I?
I guess we should...
I just wasn't ready.
Well, shit.
I guess it's really time to go.
came out there
shit
well hold up
ball sorris
then that was lit
but now that's
that's all you know
plug your shit
because that's what we do
we plug niggas shit in
hey follow me on like
Instagram and shit
because like
I've been to
let them phone up
we're gonna end this shit
how we end it like bye
look I don't even care
about social media like that
but I should because
like we'd be talking
to the white people and shit
and they'd be like
yeah so how many followers
do they have
what's their digital endprint
you're like oh shit
that shit means something
I'm funny for real
Maybe like, okay, I understand, but let me see your analytics.
I need you to open up your, nah, man, god damn.
So follow me and tell people about me.
Yeah, tell people about a nigga.
Tell them about Brady's music, Tyler Chronicles, Twitter, Instagram.
Y'all know this nigga already, so you can tell me.
I love how you just knew my Instagram.
That was very cute.
Oh, people don't know your Instagram?
I mean, they do, but I'm just saying, like, you just jumped out of nowhere.
Oh, I'm good at this too, though.
You know what I'm going to host, too.
Oh, I know, I know.
I know.
I host a TV show, too, you know what I'm saying?
We host.
Okay.
See what this show
I got a rich
I got a rich nigga jeans
I can't cross my legs
Do you see what this show do
It brings the pussy
To get
You saw that
You saw that magic right there
That was real cute
That you knew my
That you knew my Instagram
She's like Nigerians man
Yeah for a long time
He been slid in my DM
Like a long time
She batted me out of there
Like a tumble
Even if you were
Even if you knew
No shit
Wait a minute
Wait I get better
that fucked up.
Nah.
They're gonna put her out on blad like that yesterday.
No, first of all,
Tyler is real cute.
Yeah, she had a man.
We already discussed this.
I was,
I was booed up.
Yeah.
It's a not jeering,
giving her that uncircised.
You ain't booed up.
Tyler,
you got a girl there.
Nah, bro.
So you're single?
Stop trying to be match.
And you're going to.
Ah, let's go to the funeral.
Hold on.
Hey, who in there bit?
What's a little dad,
nigg?
Ah, a little dad.
What's up with it?
What's up with a day,
homie?
And that edge of plate.
You might well
I got a complicated situation
He don't have to know that though
I really don't
That ain't his problem
I like to keep shit up front
I work a lot
All right well tell him about the problem
That he ain't got to worry about
And then
I work a whole lot man
You ain't got to tell me nothing
Tell me about the problem
That I don't have to worry about
No I do want to hear about it now
I'm interested
You don't know
Oh I mean you know
A little nigga in jail
But he about to get out though
Oh good good
So you don't know if he don't know
if you gonna really swing on your ass
for not holding him down.
What you mean?
I'm holding him down.
He could.
He works on.
We're gonna put niggas in their place from this bitch.
What?
What?
That's good.
You did.
Need more like you.
Like soon, soon?
Yeah, March.
March?
Okay.
So, like, a dick will be, like, physically out of you.
March is.
By, like, January.
If you fuck tonight.
March is.
That dick ain't going to count.
March is all the way to next.
That's a new, that's 2019.
Like, you can't count no 18 dicks.
If I was going to deal with a nigga, I don't just fuck like that.
Like, that's not how that works.
Like, you got the, 90, 60 days.
First of all, I apologize.
I just realized what the fuck I just said.
I'm like, knicker.
My man.
I accept it.
I ain't even feel no type of.
No, I have to.
Me being me I'm not thank you just going on yeah I'm going off the deep end
I'm high right now I just want y'all to know that why she's telling us all her
secrets now I'm telling you want to tell us that she had a bigger deal I'm like yeah that
hold up I'm like oh
kick to me my bad oh I was saying good job yeah my bad I forgot what the fuck going on
oh that man that's that's not that's how you know I be so in my own like
You feel what I'm saying?
Yeah, we got 60 on his books.
No, he's pretty good.
He don't need nothing on his books.
Amen.
I just forgot.
Everybody needs something on their books.
Yeah, my little potter home.
Hey, come on.
Come on.
I've been fined out, but that shit is a, boy.
Nigginsful.
Let that shit add up.
You be like, hold love.
When you really just sit down and count that shit up,
you're like, man.
One, two, three.
That's a five.
That's a vibe.
You got a good.
Ooh, boy.
That shit add up.
Yeah, you got an assistant.
My little butter was locked over two years.
He was great.
You know what I'm saying?
I couldn't get through one night.
Two years?
Nah, see, that shit ain't for no player player.
I was crying.
But look, that's what I say.
That shit ain't for nobody, though.
Not even the hardest, nigger.
Jail ain't for nobody.
Like I said, bro, I did better one day.
That's what I did.
You did that shit every day.
Nigger, I ain't no change in this.
Ain't no, like I say.
About 31 years.
This nigga's doing that
19 18
Cut your fingers off all that
Sit on now
Man, man
You ain't using none of that
Nubby
Turn into a nupster
Nipster
Nicarr
Nicarrida
That's what you're gonna do
Shit, stay out of that
That's get old
That's why I just be trying
To put the weird
I'm on the young nigga
Like man
I understand if you do shrie shit
Just be smart
About your shit
Just be smart
As long as you got good
Intentious man
Just make she
Go to church
Man just stay prayed up
I just try to tell the
Nick
Go to church
man
Man, I can't tell a nigga nothing.
God damn it, go to church!
Give me your own to be in prison crying.
Let's go get you right, you know, the trash.
I can't see Jesus.
I can't tell you nothing else.
I don't know nothing else.
Go see Jesus.
Go see Jesus.
He's going to make sure you're right.
Amen.
But we're going to make sure that the 8 of 5 South Show fans is locked in law to make sure that you plug down your
shit that you plugged down your shit in.
Yeah, man.
But one more time, God damn it.
Tyler Chronicles, Brady is music.
Like, for real, though, that shit mean a lot.
I didn't even know that shit.
I didn't even know that shit.
I don't hear the bad the bell song.
Can we get a snippet of it?
Oh, we need to run that.
Yeah.
No.
Is that any way we can get a snippet of it?
Is that any way we can get a...
Childrick?
Email it to you.
Producer.
She said, I don't know why y'all ain't got my song.
Is that any way we can get a snippet of her song?
No, y'all, y'all have it.
Y'all have it.
It'll be playing.
I want to hit a pad of the bell shit.
Need to open with it.
Oh, if only you know...
Oh, come on now.
How much I do.
Damn.
I do love you.
Hey.
That nigga would be having this.
I never sang on the show before.
That nigga be having this phone out in the jail.
Like, listen, y'all.
You win.
That's the lie show, that all.
Is that, is that, is that, how your song?
Kind of, sort of.
But that's, that's like the original version.
No, that's what I said.
I almost went to sleep.
I'm like, yes.
Mm-hmm.
Need it.
That was a band.
That means.
That was a band.
You know what I'm saying?
It sounds good.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
That shit was hard.
I would have been up, like, hold up, you need to shut the fuck up.
It makes you think.
You make it close your eyes.
Yeah, like, once she started, I thought she's going to keep going.
I'm like, I'm mad.
That's what I woke up when you stopped.
I'm like, excuse me.
I want the whole, I want the whole thing.
Don't loop it.
Then she went to falsela.
Oh, Lee, he knew.
I hurt you.
I hurt you.
Put the church cover back on.
He got some dirty-ass church covers.
This was black.
Oh, it is.
It's black brown.
I thought it was gold.
This dark brown
You know how a nigga
They eye
No nigga
Yeah man
You been talking that bitch
All night
I'm talking about
Good hot breath
Now on the conclusion
Of Carlos
If this was Carlos
Because we locked and loaded
Everybody good
Brady
You're looking beautiful
Tyler
You're looking scorn
D.C.
He looks like he needed
But that nigga
Been doing nothing
But the inner push up
Fuck his arms
He just want this shit
To poke out
I'm out. I've seen you on Instagram working out, bro.
I see you, bro.
I'm trying to get my shit together, man.
I told you, but you're traveling a lot.
You got to get healthy, man.
These niggas out here getting big,
but you can't just let a nigga push it.
I know you were just playing, but my nigga,
you just pushed me.
Oh, yeah, then your shirts fit a little better.
Yeah, you got to.
But I've seen that.
You feel it.
You got a tight little thing.
Yeah.
Real tall.
I would never that knee boom.
When I got that fur little scrap, I was like,
yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my got a look.
Oh, man.
Go on, man.
The niggins ain't for to try you, right?
I was going to walk it, I'm trying to let him up
see the little skirk.
Like, boy, you see that little skrip.
It's scripted, a little bit.
I know what you're talking about.
That happened to me when I was like 13.
Same.
That's fucked up.
That was shady as hell.
To my metabolism is insane.
That was shady as hell.
So, I mean, one thing about me, I just get, like, I have to continue.
It's good to be slim.
Like, by the time you get about 34, 35,
you probably going to be.
But, no, see, I'm straight.
But I'm straight.
But I just.
I have to continue to do this shit.
Like, I have to continue.
If I take three days off,
back slim.
Yeah.
Back to nothing.
And I can feel it.
That's because you move around so much,
so you got to keep working out.
So I'm constantly exercising.
I'm working that shit out,
just moving all the time,
being on the stay left, right,
running all the time.
You got to drink a lot of fucking water.
You got to do some push of every blue moon
because you get weak.
Yep.
You're losing your script.
Right.
You can't be doing everything.
You do everything.
And then you ain't eight a old.
You ain't even eight under.
in a day.
So, you know, we eat some bullshit.
Man, I'd be eating peanuts and shit.
Be bullshit.
Yeah, man.
Granola balls on the go food.
It's hard to eat on age you perform.
Yeah.
Now, I know it.
I know it.
As hard as it is, just try to get it.
And not even a lot of time.
Like, everybody out there is working hard.
Get you 20 minutes in.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
Like, if we was asking about funerals, we would.
She'd give you all the confidence.
I mean, Tyler cute and all.
But look at this old athletic-ass.
I'm trying to give you some advice.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
Me, I was slitting my DM's once, but...
I give everybody compliments.
You know, she got me for real, like, God damn.
I'm just saying, hey, I like the outfit.
Yeah, I was wondering if you could go to the future again.
Hey, the repast is coming.
I know.
The candlelight?
At least take things to the candlelight.
At least take a nigga to the candlelight.
God damn.
I know they got to...
Listen, you got to work out at least like 20 minutes.
There only got to be no hour or no crazy shit like that.
That's all I was trying to say.
little bit to stay healthy everybody out yeah she got to oh yeah look at her you work out
come on now do crossfit okay okay okay give give the ladies a secret workout that you do that you know
it's working because you see the results okay there you go fly side squats see I do it I do it
got to do the side squats he's like okay there you go flat that was a great question yeah
and then he leaned back like a host because he's listening yeah you feel I was like ah
yeah and a lot of protein
Yeah, I mean?
Side squats?
Side squats?
How's it different from regular squats?
I mean, I know.
Okay, you give us a preview.
No, nigger.
It's a side squat.
I don't know what the fuck.
Yeah, she got heels on, brother.
Let me see.
Let me see.
How am I even do it in here?
It's enough.
Just tell them.
You have two ladies in here who want to know what side squats in.
You squat and then you just walk in the sidewalk.
It's like a crab.
Yeah.
Like a crab walk almost.
So this is a sidewalk.
Nah.
No.
Ha!
That's a crit walk.
You said, whoa, that's right.
No, you're squat.
That is...
Them jeans ain't squattable.
Yeah, my legs ain't squattful.
Okay, a squat.
And then walk to your side like a crab.
That's too low.
That's too low.
It's like you're playing defense.
In basketball.
No, no, in basketball.
In basketball, yeah.
Now, now, slide like you...
Step over to the floor.
to the left and bring your other foot with you but you had your back straight and you'll just
squat this is a side step bitch why do you look like that right now you're trying out for new addition
niggins that they do look like bobby brown though right that's what you do side step side squats
going to the left and run thank you i don't know why you just won't show the motherfucker okay so you
squat this fall niggas in jail squat you step over
key that what you were doing, bro.
No, he was right.
Rewine the tape.
Rewind the tape.
Oh, my goodness.
I appreciate you doing it.
You look better doing it.
So hard.
Did I not?
It was not the same thing.
You know that shit was not the same thing.
My body just shaped different.
He pretty much did the same.
Hey, man, you already know what time there.
It's your boy, D.C. on fly.
And you know what I'm playing.
Yes, the 2K-19 all day, every day.
Why my girlfriend is cooking me some food.
Yeah, man.
You know what time it is.
All up on the west side of ATL, I gotta make sure when I'm coming off the road, I am playing
2K-19.
You know it.
Purchase the Xbox 1, NBA 2K-19 bundle today.
It's your boy DC on fly, and I'm here to let you know, hey, if you ain't playing
a 2K19, you're tripping, man, because they got all type of stuff on there.
You know what you can do?
You know you can create your own player and play in your neighborhood?
Now, I might not create my own player and playing my neighborhood, because you know what I'm wrong.
The West Side.
You might get robbed, man.
Carrying the basketball.
care about your hoop dream.
So you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna create a player and create my hood in Buckhead.
Purchase the Xbox One NBA 2K19 bundle.
Today, if you ain't got it, go get it online, baby.
I'm 130, so I- You let you ask one.
She's crazy.
Go ahead, bro.
She's crazy.
But I'm really like 1-35.
I was just wondering.
So you know what I'm saying?
The motherfucker could be doing that goddamn.
I want to be respectful.
I want to be respectful.
Come on, why, you're out of my!
Well, you know it.
Hey, Maria, y'all.
You're crazy, man.
You know what, talk about you like him, smithio?
Yeah, she didn't say that.
Yep.
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In sitcoms, when someone has a problem,
they just blurt it out and move on.
Well, I lost my job and my parakeet is missing.
How is your day?
But the real world is different.
Managing life's challenges can be overwhelming.
So, what do we do?
We get support.
The Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council
have mental health resources available for you
at loveyourmindtay.org.
That's loveyourmindtay.org.
See how much further you can go
when you take care of your mental health.
Okay, okay, okay.
now I don't even know now take this out right it's I like when we have women here
because we can break this shit I'll be one I be it be questions that nigger be
having when it just be niggas and we be like we can't answer these questions
we don't know okay now is it true because I heard this before a ladies a girl
said she don't like big because she don't want to fuck up her cooja yeah
ain't anybody trying to be beat I ain't saying like fuck up her cooja like even like when you
say Smedium, still to death.
Still. Oh, so she won't
real small. She's like it small. She said it don't
even, she doesn't even care
really about sex.
It's just, the penetration feels
good, but she'd rather it to be
like smaller because
it feels better. You see
what I'm saying? Like, she might be
one of those women that's just not
into any type of pain. She might
not take pain well. Okay.
But most women... She might have a big clip, though.
If you got a big clip, you ain't got to really get
in there like that they gonna bust true that but it be times when you ain't you can't
even really get your stroke on you be like baby I ain't need really I ain't I ain't
think now I feel like I'm doing something right I'm a point now I'm gonna stop
because now it kind of like who you like bitch like I didn't get a full
stroke yeah I keep acting this is a throw-up position we fucking we fucking like we
throwing up on each other ha ha ha this bit won't even let me fuck ha ha ha
won't you let me fuck?
I'm like, nah, this ain't need fun.
Like, I can't even get a full scrope in.
So I'd be like, you know what?
Now, I know those types of females, you'd be like,
she either had, I'd have to be like her second body or this bitch just don't fuck, period,
like, at all, don't think about it.
Like, I've got to be her second body.
I'd be scared.
I don't want to be like your second.
I don't know.
I ain't the type of nigga to be her second.
That's going to get bloody.
I ain't the type of it.
Hey.
No.
I don't, okay, the end.
I'm gonna wrap it up.
Hey, no, she get real.
I always have, hey, listen to, man.
And then, you'll be surprised, right?
I used to be like a young nigga,
every time I get the pussy,
I said, go, go, go, go, go.
And I'm like, you don't want that.
Go, go, go with me.
You know, you got to warm it up.
It's like an old car.
Yep.
Treat that pussy like a cutlass.
She's annoying me, bitch, we're going to ride that bitch
on E.
Better be warm, but when I got it in it,
that was supposed to be.
That was the job.
What?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
go go it's a robbery once we hit the dope go go go go go go go the poli did that's
go go go go go go go go go go go go go boom boom boom boom boom but that's not like that's what
you're young but you got to understand but you got not a stroke game proper oh come on jackie
she ain't wet no one jackie get me how what 20 what three
scroll guy ain't been proper she ain't gone no well don't be look at look i want jack rapping to her
Then, we're fucking about eight times a day.
I said, it bit crazy.
You won't leave me alone.
Man, we, bitch, we tired, bitch.
Slow down.
We need so water.
Now we got to find time.
Look, we need to make an appointment.
You're trying to do some shit right on 6 Tuesday.
You're trying to do some shit.
Six o'clock on Tuesday.
Because that's what I'm putting six.
Eight times I'm blocking you on everything.
Six o'clock Tuesday.
That's when we're going to fuck.
Try to do it in the closet.
Y'all's slip, movie, like, getting it like, in the laundry room.
Maybe she's taking a nap or something.
But that's the thing, though, when she's taking a nap, we'd be like, shit, you in the mood?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, right.
You got to wait.
Family sex, different.
Yeah, it's, boy, it's, ooh.
Ain't no eight times no day now.
It's, it's different.
It's, it's different.
It's, it's, ah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it take a toll on you.
You got to be strong.
It got to be strong, man.
You got to be a strong, man.
You got to step up and be a man.
Yeah, you got to be strong.
They'd be doing shit
That's when trips
Start to come in
We're like bitch
We gotta go to Thailand
Like wow
Bitch we gotta be by some elephants
I don't know why
We just got to
Get the fuck out of here
Dive in the pool
Bitch bitch
We gotta go over here
By the monkeys
Bitch bitch
We gotta do something
This shit is crazy
I don't know why
We just got to do some monkey shit
We gotta do some butt wild shit
Man
We ain't been butt wild in a minute
You got to
It's got to
But sometimes you got to
You got to do some shit
To spice up
It says like too
Come on
So shout to nigges
Who out there
Think you tripping
You ain't tripping
You just got to
tell the children, bitch, go to your auntie house for a week.
Leave me alone.
Me and your mama ain't fucked the same since you've been born.
Right.
I need you to go down the street.
Hang with your friends for a week, bitch.
And don't come back.
Hang with your friends.
Hang with your friends.
Hang with your parents are fed up when they just tell you to go.
Bitch, go.
I want you to go out of the house.
And I don't want to see you the Monday when they're tired to go to school.
Okay.
Me and your mama, we got some things to do.
Yep.
And when I close it, though, bitch, don't.
call my phone.
You're gone until Monday.
Now, for real, it's different.
I didn't, I didn't know.
I was a wild boy.
And it's, and it's, it's different.
It's fun still, but it's.
It was a good thing you was getting those eight in one day.
It's different.
But it's crazy, though, can we get caught, too?
We just got to, we'll just stop.
She'll stop.
Not me.
She said to stop.
She's always stop.
I'm like, yes.
That's how she got here.
Fuck that.
She's, fuck that.
She don't want to do it no more.
I just be sitting there.
Some bullshit.
Now, how long it took that dick to get up, bitch?
What?
Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you serious right now?
God!
I got to go back the next week.
I got to next Tuesday.
See you six.
It's hard, bro.
Y'all don't understand.
But it's full.
It's fun just learning yourself and learning.
You know what I'm saying?
Like just going through those stages and shit like that good fun.
Because when we do, yep, give me a text message like,
I really needed that, miss, I needed that.
We needed that, okay?
This is for us.
This is for our sake, bitch.
This is how we stand alive.
This is for us.
We all needed that.
This is for the household.
This is for the house.
Without this, we are going down hill, bitch.
Hell, bitch. We need to do something.
That's real. No, that's facts.
Now, that's good shit. Look, hey, it's because it's
young niggas out here. They got, you know, old lady,
got kids in the house with them, and, you know, they don't know
how it is. Like, they think it's easy.
They need to know. They need to hear you say that shit.
I don't know. But it is long
as I ever been with a girl.
Yeah. Three years.
But shit. That's beautiful.
That's a love. Three months. I get the fuck on.
Come on.
I'm like, man, we've been together for three years.
I have expanded all the expansion.
I thought I had of expanding.
You're doing a whole bunch of shit
you didn't think you'd be doing, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's just fall in line with everything else.
But you're a grown man now, though,
like, I feel like he's matured from when I first met you doing that.
I'm a king.
I'm a king.
I'm a lawyer.
I'm a lawyer.
I'm a lawyer.
But, no, I definitely grew up, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
And I know when my fault.
So that's why I apologize that I forgot.
And I was like, oh, shit, I'm trick.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, the young me, still me.
But you know what I'm saying?
As you get older and shit, you got kids and shit,
you got people that live for, you know what I'm saying?
So you're like, you kind of tone down.
But the old I get, the less tolerance I got for shit.
So I'm still, I'm still, wow.
But it's like the shit that I thought I used to tolerate.
I don't tolerate that shit now because I'm old.
You know what I'm saying?
You're going to tolerate nothing then.
That's what I'm saying.
So it's like, it's worse.
But I'm so humble about it because I got so much shit to live for.
And then it's like, boy, you got, boy, you got something live for, my name.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, shit you want to go do.
But you got something live for, but you feel it me.
Don't let that young shit be young, you know what I'm saying?
Let that shit go.
Because I was, man, niggled.
That's how I go.
Play no game?
Tell you, that's how you live.
We are out here.
They say, I got to mention don't know about to come in here, girl.
You see what the fuck we had?
We had in the track.
I was like, anybody coming in, boom.
You were not nervous.
I was nervous.
Y'all niggas get down.
They are crazy outside.
We're in the hood.
Oh, my God.
These niggas know we're doing a podcast in here.
Who keep telling these niggas we are down here?
Can we move, chat?
Can we go back to Steve?
Oh, Steve doesn't have that.
Oh, no.
Stop.
That's my nix Steve, man.
Hey, man, we got down to the bottom of that shit.
Don't deal with chat.
Yo, I'm a real nigga in our chat.
Tammany.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
How dark skin niggas is.
We're dark skinned niggas, we go approach the comfort.
We, we, we're confrontational.
Yeah.
We go, we go face the head on.
It's good.
It doesn't, it does.
It matter, a little bit.
Yes, it does.
We all black, so yeah.
Of course we did, but you know, light skin, you kept that shit in,
and you, you kind of built, you know what I'm saying,
few to the five.
That's kind of made you wonder, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You didn't want me to ask it.
You didn't want me to ask.
Yeah, because it was.
It was.
We wasn't.
We need to know the truth.
We need to know the fucking truth, Chan.
And the truth self set you free, Chan.
And what that niggas say?
You was only hit by the crossfire because what?
What's the terminology?
Casualties of war.
Casualties of war, man.
You were working for niggas who wasn't right.
Not saying you wasn't right.
You was just under the niggas who wasn't right, man.
And all you niggas got to go.
I hear you sorry, but niggas say you sorry across the fucking screen.
Ha!
Oh my God, nigger.
Text it to me.
Oh, my God.
The number would be changed in the morning.
Oh, my God, dude.
We got down to the bottom of that,
nigger, in his studio, bro.
We go in his studio.
I said, listen, Steve, before we go, man,
Nicky, Chad, like, I'm like, fuck, me.
You know how, you know, you know what you going to how to run?
I'm like, yo, Steve, and Nicky, Chad, looked up.
I said, but I got one more thing.
He's like, fuck that, nigga.
We got by four a minute.
We got about a minute and 30 second left for L.
I have to have to.
Yo, Steve.
Man, you remember some niggins, Chad, man, Joe, who's word for you.
Nick knew exactly who the fuck I was talking about.
That wasn't made.
Nick ain't been like, oh.
No, he's like, yeah, I know.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, he was waiting.
He was waiting for you to ask.
Listen, he was waiting.
You probably don't know how in the time.
He listened to the podcast.
He'd be like, man, these nigg are going to keep motherfucking sand.
I thank God.
If these nigs don't go on and ask me, man.
Like, hey, I wish they were.
fucking call me. You know what I said? So he probably
already knew, nigga, we got to
the show, and he probably was waiting for us to ask
bro. And when I asked, I said, yo man,
before I can even get Joe name out, I was like, man,
you know, Chad and Joe, yeah, I know those guys.
I'm like, look, man, there was some shit going
on. Hey, man, I know you got
new management and all that. Hey, man, my boys ain't
stealing no money, man. Got quiet for
like two, three seconds. He said,
you said, see. Man,
bitch, nigger. Hey, you think. I am.
I'm D.C. Young motherfucking
Fliss-Eye.
He would.
For the west side of that left.
If it's a problem, we're going to address it.
Come on, Kurt.
Like grown men.
That's just all I know.
I can't let that shit be on the nigga, my.
You were trying to keep that nigga peeves.
We leave it.
No, it wasn't it.
She's stupid.
It wasn't even in that.
It wasn't even though.
It was just like this, this was like a stepping stall for us.
It was like the fans wanted it is.
It was a story that we built up from the ground.
That is true.
You see what I'm saying?
And then we was once in Steve
establishment and recorded.
What you're talking about?
I was there, too.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
You see what I'm trying to tell you?
You see what I'm trying to tell you?
That's fucking trap.
We're in the trip's out.
It's right.
No, A, C, you know what I'm saying?
It gets real over here.
So it was like, the people who've been following for a long time
even back then wanted to hear those answers.
You know what I'm saying?
We made a joke about it, but then it came a story.
It came a storyline.
You know what I'm saying?
We got Steve right down there.
You know, we would have been some.
big pussies if we didn't ask that shit still to this day nigger the comments would be like
fuck that y'all have steve and y'all ain't asked what happened y'all ain't asked the niggas fuck
that it was like shit i had the address and i was like steed what's up man what's up with chan
joe man they ain't stealing no money he said man no they ain't steal no money they were just what
casualties and walk that mean you just got calling the cross that was some smooth old man shit
the way he said that that was more that was more corporate talk that's what they
talk about what you... And it was one-on-one
what shit? You know, I can respect that, Steve.
He ain't really got time to
you know what a problem is, but
he's like, damn.
I want to fuck with a nigga boy some shit like
that, man. I just got to let everybody go, man.
Damn. That's just how it is. He probably didn't
want to, you know what I'm saying? But, you know?
Fair enough.
But look where it got you, though, Chad.
You learned so much shit.
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This is an original piece. It's called fuck raid. I was in the bathroom doing my thing by the rags. Next thing I know, cough, cough, gag. What is going on from my dad to my mom, the owner trying to evict.
us he set off a roach box life as a roach
first of all we don't crawl we got legs too we in the bed too oh shit he almost
stepped on my head too life as a roach there are crumbs under
the refrigerator
crumbs on the counter
there is a loaf of bread
that's what I said
if you ain't scared
to be seen with the
lights on
life
as a roach
please don't get us confused
we ain't no
fuck-ass ants
I'm a motherfucking roach
I'll crawl up your pants
Don't ever go to sleep
Cause we'll crawl on your head
God damn it
Cousin' Johnny didn't make it
That nigga is dead
Shit
Hold up
Wait a minute
He just on his back
And his legs still moving
Once the lights go off
We gotta get his ass moving
Life
As a roach
What's crap
She's hot
She had us hot
She got the fuck on
She got us
The one with the skin
head
Yeah
She got a hoodie on
But somehow
Her titty's out
I don't know how that works
I'm not gonna let y'all roast my house
I'm not roasting her
I love it
She's from
She's from up top
Well
Yeah she's cool as hell
Like Jersey
Jersey
She'd cool as hell
Yeah
And she lick booty too
Like they
Birds of a feather
Ball so
Ball sorrows is of a feather
I'm not going to
just let y'all just I'm still high
you ain't high
she can't even get back to us
it's a balsaurus
rolling around out there
she want to curse us out
I'm fin the whole this shit on the inside
why
you might as well let it is at the end of the
film we just go
it's your time to talk
we just go on everybody
talk
everybody talking about
people don't really know him like that
this is your time to talk
because you're the second girlfriend
but you still can't sit with the family
but you can't
see you really
fuck y'all
what I got to say.
Fuck you.
There she is.
Tyler.
Fuck you.
D.C.
A.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Tyler.
Fuck you.
Please.
Don't think they say shit.
There you go.
She snapped out of it.
That's what we want.
We just need that light skin shit to come out of air.
I was saying that because you was talking about it early.
I would just bring this call call back.
Eat an ass.
Remember?
You eat ass.
I don't.
And if I responded to that DM, you'd be eating this ass right now.
I would not.
Not.
Now, see, now we get me on that one.
Now we get so well.
Because she said if she would have responded.
She said it like E-N-A is a bad thing.
A-ha.
You would have been, uh-huh.
En-A.
Yes.
How deep?
Yes, she did.
Real deep.
Damn.
Are Kelly D?
Like, Afro-D?
You're all the way in, baby.
Okay, that's fine.
So do you like it in a butt, dude?
I'm not really into.
Actually, I'm not really into niggas being around my movie hole at all,
but I just want them to do it anyway because I know I got that power.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm glad, yeah.
You like regular dick, too.
We wouldn't have worked out.
No, I didn't say that I don't fuck big dick.
I just said I enjoy Schmedium Dick.
Oh, you wouldn't enjoy that.
Because you could do more tricks with Schmedium Dick.
I guess we wouldn't have fun then.
Big Dick, you can't really, you can't really trick that out.
Yeah, you can't do them black.
Oh, I got a pee.
If you don't get you, I got a pee having an ass out of here.
No.
I mean, I'm a bloody massacre.
Myself.
I have not a plenty of bloody massacre.
Yeah.
Send a couple to the,
hospital with
vertigo
I'm a murderer
yeah you know
if you
I'm a hit man
of sorts
you know
yeah
yeah
I've been out of
commission
yeah
it's like
fortnight
yeah
I'm
but uh
yeah
ready to
knock the dust
off that
pussy
right to put that
shotgun to work
you sound like
an old
man
nigga now
you know
you know
I mean
in a game
for a while
you know
man
when you just
watch your
cheer
and you just
just smile
and everything
they do
They just ain't this shit.
They just walk.
Yeah.
Look at that goddamn walk.
He's like, I'm getting old, man.
I'm admiring walks.
I'm like, man, what the fuck is wrong with me?
The hothead that got old, man.
This shit is boring.
I'm going to tell you what an old nigga told me one time, man.
The only thing worse than getting older is not getting older.
Could that mean you die?
Yeah.
Or a nigga had something wrong with the brain.
The nigger got stuck in the fifth grade.
Something down where you're like, oh, this nigga.
Oh, this nigga.
Oh, this nigga.
I don't know.
He ain't right.
He ain't right.
Lord.
Give him my comment.
I do not condone this message.
Take that back.
We just talked about the truth.
Silent Brady do not condone this message.
Hey, man.
Oh shit.
I had too slow people in my family.
So I talk about shit that's in my family.
What?
Yeah, I had too slow.
They scared the shit out of me.
Come on.
Real talk, but you never had a slow motherfucker run up all you.
He don't need nowhere to stop.
You're like, man.
You don't know where to stop, man.
That was Frank.
That was Frank.
Nigel
Nah, I had an alter name
Charlale
And he grew
He was old
He was old
Like he grew old
Like you know how
You know sometimes
When you slow
You don't grow that old
You know what I'm saying
I don't know
You put the pass
You feel like he'll fix
Fis with that shit
You know what I'm saying
One time
I was just staring at that dick
Because I can't stand the nigga
For like more than two seconds
They're scamming
You know what I'm looking at
I'm like
I'm like
I'm looking at that nigga
So one day I was just like, man, stop being a bitch and just stare Uncle Charler.
Just look at that nigga, man.
Stop being a bitch, yeah, just stop being a bitch and look at Uncle Charlene.
And I'm never getting, I was looking at it down.
And he caught me, looking, and he was just, and I was like, one, two, three.
And then got it, and then got down.
I was like, oh, shit.
I was like, I'm like, I'm going to keep looking at his head.
And the guy, he was like, huh.
I was like, oh!
I was like, oh!
I'm in Charlene and I got that seat!
Somebody had come get him!
No!
scared of fuck but I ain't never looked at that in the gas again boy I need to go to
it through recipe okay I mean that's like my family woman man we chose
we want to go to man man so you're going to listen oh you ain't going to listen
all right now that shit me real bro god damn niggins be it be too much
right it's it's a lot we got to think about we go to there like two funerals
and one at my girl brus she said bro you niggas die like I'm like it's not
saying like that it's just I know a lot of people
and we're from the hood so this shit is normal
I've been knowing her she knew
what it was a makeup artist that passed
she didn't even know it like that she passed
and she's all right yeah
you want to be ready for this life
this shit over here this shit
every every girl please and it man
I just got used to it and I'm just like man
which one you're going to? Yeah because that shit
they're going to take a lot out of you anyway
so you got to be sad man that's real that's real
Me want to be around on that sad shit
Ain't nothing wrong picking the funerals you go to
Girl up I was the girl that always had to come sing at the funeral
It ain't matter who my was
I always had to go to see the niggins that say no
To singing at the funeral
John John you know
Your voice would be very appreciative
Not the day
Not on this funeral
What the fuck do I'm supposed to say
His eye was on the spare hair room
You got to sing in somebody's funeral you don't know.
If you know him, you can't sing it.
Because I knew he watched you.
I said, I know.
They ain't going to let you stop at no funeral.
As soon as you about to end, one girl can't get up.
You just can't end on the screen.
You got to keep singing.
Right.
I said, I know he watching me.
Me.
I said, hi.
I know he watching me
Oh no
I said I know
You just you got me
Go on
Oh Lord
Oh shit
And he just ended off
He watches
Me
He just got this thigh.
They don't even know he said me.
They look at him.
Did he say to me part?
Because I need the screen one more time.
If he said to me,
I'm willing to go sit down.
You know, man.
That's why I own these hurdles.
I can't do it.
You said I want to go sit down.
I'm going to sit down, bro.
They're just so sad.
I got to go.
I'm going to go outside.
Yeah, when I side for a smoke break.
Get real serious.
But I mean, my only feeling,
on the funeral, that, that, that,
They kind of like, I ain't said they did something to me.
It shook me up.
It more so it shook me up because it was the first time I seen my partner of, like, somebody, mama, is actually hurt.
You know what I'm saying?
My boy Kurt, I never get, thing.
We had this trailer, man.
He's mama seen the body.
She screamed.
And it was so crazy.
You know how folk be crying and you're just looking down and shit.
When she screamed, like, everybody jumped up.
You know what I'm saying?
We got, God damn.
Like that shit, all of y'all in there.
You're like, shit.
We got to tighten up
But we ain't never
We don't been through a lot of shit
But we ain't heard no shit like that
You know what I'm saying
So that kind of
That was the first
That what made me start praying for my enemies
I never forget to preach
We're like we got to start praying for your enemies
And you know a nigga
You gotta pray for your enemy
Sometimes you gotta pray for your enemy
Because you never know what they're going through
You feel what I'm saying
And by you praying for it can
Make them swerve around you
You know what I'm saying
And you wonder how
You don't get caught up in the situation
Because you pray for your enemy
You know what I'm saying
You kind of like
Pray your way around you.
around that situation, you know what I'm saying?
So you just gotta, you know what I'm saying?
I like the newly mature, slightly woke DC.
Look at that!
That's what they meant to say.
That's what they were talking about.
That's what they were right there.
You were wondering and there it is.
I gotta go.
She's about to milk.
Oh, cause your, your folks test you.
My face, no, I ain't even looked at my phone.
My face smelling, like.
You got that booty card then.
No.
Gotta go brush that teeth, gotta go eat between.
You gotta go brush that teeth,
you gotta go eat between.
Where you in between that booty, that booty, balls and the booty.
With you in between that booty, the balls and that booty.
But you're in between that little flap right there.
I ain't know niggas had a little flab right now.
I got to go home and check for a flap.
That's the only thing.
Niggas can't get caught.
Check it for the flab.
Listen, fellas, if you listen to this shit and if you heard this bullshit,
they say niggas got a flap, I don't know.
I've been knowing my body for a long time.
I don't know we ain't got no flap.
It's not a flab.
Check it if you're the only person at the house.
Don't check it if your kids there
If your people's there
Somebody gonna catch your stupid ass
In the mirror
Looking for a flap
Ask your old lady if you got one
That's all you got to do
Mom I got a flap
Not a flap
It's a little people's skin
She know what I'm talking about
It's just skin
What you mean in skin
You mess with niggas that had a flap before
Because this shit is flat right here
This shit right here behind my balls
It's flat
It's really flat
Like ain't no meat
It's just a piece of
skin it's not like a
niggas like this
oh hell no
I ain't none of that
it's a
I mean it don't look like this
but I'm saying
that's the shit
that's attached to your balls
yeah
that's what you're talking about
but it's in between
your asshole
and your balls
yeah
why we still
talk about this
so y'all
so y'all got one
them squirrel
no flying squirrels
in between y'all balls
these niggas got
flying squirrels
no nigga you still don't get it
he still don't get it
he still don't
Hey, boy, I got to go check for the black.
This is for another show.
It's going to be flap part two.
Yeah, this is a for a whole other.
I'm going to be like here.
Welcome back to the 85 South show.
It's a whole other hour.
Nigga, I found out what the flap was.
Let's go.
Nigger got a flying squirrel.
Let's get into it.
It's between his balls and his crack.
Well, that's how we're going to end this show on.
If you're going to find the flap or not, if you do, don't tell us about it.
Hashtag find a flap.
Find the flap.
I'm ready to get hot.
You got something that shit on you.
Boy, that shit was...
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I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.
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Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.
You discover the depths of your mother's illness.
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