The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - We Liiiive Baby Yeeeeah! | Ep. 82

Episode Date: May 26, 2017

We liiiiiive baby yeaaaaah! NickNPattiWhack & DanRue stop by with the plan for Karlous and DC! Also the beautiful Renaye Diaz stops by. Download & subscribe! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's funny as fuck, though. We got... Today's in the building Say what, say what, say what, say what Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stacking an

You gonna be in New Year's in church With your stacking ad You gonna go straight back to work With your stagnant ad While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stacking ass Hold up your alternated on work With your stacking air

Now you gotta try to try to cranky fur with your stagging ass oh said you gonna be lay for work with your stanging ass and you ain't gonna have no fucking jaw with your stagin' ass we don't bend up and see with the shit tell it too fucking these holes on the loo niggas talk about them niggins fucking hang with that shit international i'll fuck your bitch and i'll pay that rent and any time she call me she's gonna get off on these dick now hey don't tellin where you might see me i'm posted in the a but i might jump on the plane and parley vu a little

Fonseca's my new close I got the jokes I'm everywhere you see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits hey nigger went to germany and felt some different titty hey oh niggum went to germany and felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round but felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly

Bitch is walking out, bitch is pulling up I'll apologize Let me say I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I don't give me a fucking crazy man Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl

Quit being stingy now Give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl I don't know who I'm in here with the day with the day man I'm in here with the day man I got to

today man I got on the phone called call my cousin was like put me in touch with these Snickers. Yeah. Most definitely. What'd you do? Mike. Check your mic. We would never do that.

Yes, you would. This is a, this is a platinum episode. Why the fuck would we do that? Platinum. Move these cups. I didn't want these cups in the shot any fucking way. Move all that shit. Clear my, clear the section.

Move the bottle. Fuck this piece. Can we get the art department? I'm done with this piece. Yeah, move all that shit. This bottle too. Fuck you bottle. John, grab that shit from me.

Art, we got an art department. Get somebody from the art department. 85. Filty rich, what's up? 80. You're ready? 85, high. Welcome back to the 85 South Show.

This is your man, Carlos Miller. We are kicking it like we got shit on our shoe. This evening. You already know what it is. You can look around the atmosphere and tell that this is a platinum episode of the 85 South show I am in here today with my partners who keep my motherfucking Instagram live who keep the Twitter feed live we live everywhere they go is live yeah be what's up man I got my nigga knick neck in here and I got my

nigga Dan Rooke man what's in there what's good with it B dude how the fuck y'all doing welcome to the city yeah you're you know you already then came in touch Yeah, man, you know, he just, you know, just walking around the city, just, you know, trying to grab all these. Man, you can't just walk around the city. You gotta go to the strip club, tell her let you see the burp can now.

You know what I'm Caucasian, but at the end of the day. Hold, what? You didn't know that? I didn't know that? Yeah, I'm white. I've seen you do so much real nigger shit, I would never know that. I'm talking about the whole nine, my mama.

Oh my God, talk like this. And my dad talked like this. Yeah, all that white. He a white man? Believe it. I love black women Hold on, man See, when I first saw y'all

I was like The white boy crazy But then when I heard y'all was from New Orleans I thought you was just a Creole nigga Nah Dan is actually racist towards his own kind Now you see a white guy Hey what's up bro cool

We see a white girl and like my god dad Nah look bitch stay away from me Don't touch me Wow I like black women Fat asses You heard me Talk to him

Straight up like that's why I like coming to Hey I try to I tried to throw Dan down on a bad white porn stole her name is Alexis, Texas. Because she was in my deal with, I tried to throw him down on her. Dan said, no, I can't get this fucking picture on my fucking face. The fuck is this. So the black porn stars, if you're listening, Dan is the man with the plan.

That's the one. That'll hit you with the cock, cock, cock, cock, baby, yeah. Talk to him, man. How the fuck? First, let's talk to the people, man. How the fuck you and Dan link up, man? Y'all been taking over the shit, the internet. Dan has always been a dancer.

Dan has always been a dancer. A graceful motherfucker. Yeah, right. All the type of shit. You see a little dance movie. It's very creative. Put that bitch in a new dance routine. I just always been in the clubs, hosting this shit, drinking.

So me and Dan was just, I was hosting one day. He had met her club. Like, man, who the fuck this white boy is? All the niggas looking at him like, yeah. I'm like, yo, what the fuck is this? Yo, look at the white boy over here. The goddamn fucking turn it up. Look at it.

I ain't even know the naked talked about 12 minutes ago. Believe it or not, Dan just gathered his voice back about 13 years ago. He fell down the stairs and broke his trache on a polky ball. Is that the truth, sir? What the fuck is a pokey ball? You never seen Pokemon? Like a, who the fuck had a... You fell on the Pokemon?

It was a barbersaw. It does that to you. It was a barbersaw. Hey, man, I don't know when y'all bullshit now. That's why y'all more than welcome to be on the 85-7. This is this the type of podcast for niggas who pull out and put it back in? What was the fucking point? I don't pull out.

I'm sorry. And you said that real unapologetically and shit, man. Yeah, I got to take care. I got to watch myself. I heard about all this shit going around, you know what I'm saying? Like what? Strap. What's going around?

Strap, unless I really fuck with you. You heard of me? If I fuck with a bitch the right way. How are you going to have an exception to when you go wrong? Like, I'm always. He's strap, unless. Hey, I'm telling you, son, you know, sometimes that one, that one. You know, I know what he mean by that one.

Sometimes it's like that one, that one girl that you've been wanting here. And she's in a bed with you, but you know if you're going to reach for the columns, she'll be like, nah, that's not for us, but if you hurry up and just eat her, the herb is sliding the cash, you can't take you nothing? You ever bought the rubbers and still went raw? Yes. Right, right. What the fuck, I buy these rubbers for? Can I take these back?

You know how you, no, no, no, it's worse when you make the effort to actually go buy them and then don't even use them. You're right. That's horrible. Then the condom itself is a dollar 50 just for one. That's expensive. It's more than that. I don't know who the gold packs went up, didn't they?

I don't know. I don't know. I get all my condoms for free. That's crazy. You're sponsored by Trojan? Uh-uh. I just know a bunch of bitches work at the hospital. Facts.

See it. Except the free condom, man. You're right. We need to start going to the campuses. You know, they'd be giving out a free. columns to the students we just go in there and be like hi how you doing i'm a student at the university the student's getting all the buss in you i know every week it seemed like he did that i'll start finessing lifestyle it's a teacher fucking some students to start spray painting the lifestyles gold or something

what part of new orleans you're from i am from the west bank of new orleans and he is i'm from baton roos yeah that's what that's way on the outskirts of new or yeah it's like 45 minutes no i heard he rough as hell over there hey b yr that's boozy irammy gay a booze man hey NBA A young boy, shout out to him, he's back out. You know, I'm a young boy. Now, see, I'm an old nigger when to come to these young niggas. Who, who is that? Never broke again, young boy.

Oh, I never broke again. I thought the naker, who? I thought it was too until I looked into it. That shit dope when you put it like that. He tells me. Look, we got the cutest coming through. Lord. That's the one.

That's the one right there. Hey, how you doing, sweetheart? Missed my name. We met last night. In the building. What's up, guys, shh. We met the other night. Oh, we did meet her.

Uh-oh. We met. What happened the other night? We met last night. Jumped in here. I'm playing with y'all. What happened? No, I just met her with everybody.

It's cool people, cool people. So, bro, now that y'all taken over and shit, what's the next move, man? The next move, bro. It's LA. Yeah, we're moving to LA. We already signed a lease and everything. I saw y'all in the video. Y'all and Paul laid your way up in the video.

We're talking about Jeremiah and Chris Barner? Yeah. This was what happened. We was booked for like five events. In LA. And I was planning to fly a bitch out. Dan had a bitch coming to the house, everything. We was ready to just be chilling.

We got a call from Jeremiah manager. Yo, I need you in the video tomorrow. Come out here. Look, I'm good. Look, girl. I'm sorry. Something came up. You know, now fuck that.

I'm going to do with Chris Brown, Jeremiah, Big Sean Yerman. It was good like that. like that when did y'all know that jell had some shit like when you you know I mean like when did y'all know that when we walked into a strip club and all the girls stopped twirking and started peter panning yeah facts they stopped boy and started shaking we went to Magic City was it two nights ago it was Monday Monday these girls stopped all looked at me oh my god they started doing the little

dance I'd be doing on social media if y'all haven't seen it's called a Peter Pan so I tried it I ain't gonna even flex I tried to do it hurt my nuts close my leg too high top, smush my shit. Damn, it's it. You got to put a video out and teach motherfuckers how to do it. I got you, bro. You got to have stretch your pants.

Stretch your pants. That boy guy. Yeah, got to have stretch your pants. Talk some shit, jumping. Oh, baby. What is you doing? Nick, interviewer, man. Hello, that man.

What is your name? Renee. Renee. That's a beautiful. For all the people who just tuning in, we have the lovely Miss Renee in here today. If you have an Instagram,

You have seen her beautiful ass somewhere Because shit, she's so fine Even her fake profile Got a lot of fucking following You know she, I saw her arguing With herself on that bitch one day Like, bitch, this is you? Got a sister.

How you been, though, sweetheart? You then moved to the city And took over love and hip-hop, everything. Well, leave it to Stevie. Yeah, that's the one. That's the same one, ain't it? Yeah, I came out here from L.A. Because, you know, I wanted to act and stuff.

So I just got a big role today for a movie. Oh, shit. Make some noise for that. We love exclusive shit. Tell us about it. Can we know? I can't really tell you guys, but it's like with a really, really, really big artist. And he's happy.

Yeah, he got a movie coming out. So I walked into my audition today. They had my little headshot, and they was like, you win. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. That's what it was. That's the one.

So I'm like super excited about it. So it's going to be a really big thing for me. I moved here a week ago. You know, just. Yeah, exactly. Just, you know, I believe in God. And, you know, I feel like he put me over here for a reason. And I'm just meeting a whole bunch of them.

I got to get tighter with God because I've been down here. He didn't do me shit. I'm grinding like here. Skip right over me. Girl, look at God work. Come, baby, Lord. Won't he do it? Yes, he will.

That's the one. Amen. We're trying to move to L.A. You came down here for one. Yeah. See, it don't, y'all the type of, it don't matter what, y'all. Where we go? Y'all, cuz y'all niggas the type, y'all some real-ass niggas.

I have been watching and seen y' y'all break into like 12 niggas' house. Shit, you missed counting. We got a lot more. We didn't even post that because of illegal rights and shit. Yeah, yeah. I saw when y'all broke in the ditty shit. Well, yeah, see that, you didn't see when he broke our phones, neither. That's why we got two phones.

Yeah. So wherever we go somewhere, we put one in the pocket. and live another one around. Why are you always fucking with shit? What you mean? Every time I look up, you fucking with shit. You didn't stole a van. You always fucking around with people's shit.

You always stealing. What is wrong with you, man? If you think about it like this. Wes, you are white privilege. Not that it makes. Exactly. So, like, you know what I'm saying? If anything happens, I'll be like,

I pull off the hat real quick. Excuse me, officer. I apologize for a idiot and convenience. You got the voice, so you're going to get away with the shit. And you'll be about to fuck people up, about fucking with this. I'd be having to. They'd be trying to pull my whole car like that's not my nigger, you know?

No, I know you from New Orleans, and I'm not even going to question if you're a killer or not. But I see all your tattoos are like below the neck area. Yeah, you know, they see they're challenges. I like to give off the image like I'm a kid. But see when you were like, you know, yeah, you know, yeah. They don't know the nigger real, they be playing this shit, but he'll fuck your auntie. See, look, you see this tattoo right here?

There's Gohan. I hear the nigger where to come in how many y'all last week. I respect niggas tattoos so much I don't even be looking at him I just boy hell he got him he must be a killer At the end of the day

You feel me though At the end of the day I can't have tattoos I'm sorry I got distracted by the little sad titty I did Aeriala I didn't see none

I wasn't even looking Now you got me looking Is it sad titty season Let's talk about it I mean it's the weather change The sundress season is coming up Let's go ahead Talk about what she just said.

This nigger hit. This nigger didn't got real national geographical longer. You got damn ready to maiden this motherfucker. Yo, no. When I seen him yesterday, I had to grab my purse. I said, that's a nigga that I be stealing shit. You see? Uh-uh.

But I respect everything you do. I hope that you go far and everything that you got going on. It's cool. You know what's crazy shit and check her purse. Because something might be missing. What am I got damn shit at, man? I'm not fucking around with child like this. Yeah, that's dope, though.

Man, I'm excited for you. You got the new road coming out. Congratulations, bro. You've been moving to Atlanta. I got to ask, you got a side nigga yet? I haven't been with a nigga for like six, seven years. Ooh. Do you know how far niggas have come in the last six or seven years?

Niggas is out here doing amazing shit. No, but listen, I, when I came out here, I was like, damn, there's a whole bunch of talented ass knickers over here. That's why I invited you here the night to let you know that it. I know you don't even like niggins, but... I do not that though. Like, I just feel like so many people will be wasting time. No, go ahead.

Say what you was going to say. Um... We all do. We all do. We all do. We all got something in common in. I'm not going to put a label on it. If I like you, I like you, I don't even like labels.

I'd be buying Sam's choice and all that type of shit. I'm not a slave. a gay guy treat you right like a queen a what but he likes you would you give him a chance even though he's gay that's a strange question it's a rhetorical question oh i you know what i hell no no all right like you be so that's sexist i don't know if i could cook no i don't know you can say whatever the fuck you want to oh uh-uh i'm sorry i don't have nothing to so so let me ask you a question if i wasn't to steal anything out your purse you know you know what you're It's like you did her a favor.

Stop playing with you. This is the 85 South Show. This is the podcast for niggas who respectfully look at the side teddy and keep the conversation going at the same time. Tell her to check her ariola, make sure it's not. It's in there. That's what we're talking about, man. The weather is changing.

And if you don't have the right titty as the web to tank top with the side out, goddamn it, talk to somebody. If your titty don't have enough discipline to stay in the side. Tape it It's in there I'm just saying It's perky Sometimes they get loose

They get loose Don't look at your friend Your old friend Always gonna have your back Like girl yeah It's always good Bid's right She's a Pisces

No she gonna tell the truth Right Not all Pisces tell the truth No that's not always They don't They don't What's the color of Ariola All right

See their best friends I know what it is I know what it was I know he said you Exposing the real Right I'm flat job exposing the real

I wouldn't say it like pink or like a dog like chocolate brown like his color skin they right here like damn you fucking I saw you had your romp on the other day they talked to you into this shit it was a black pyramid romper accent

yeah let's talk about that shit too so basically you had this romp on but y'all got the sponsorship right yeah well it only makes sense then I guess you got to get away the money believe it or not

we had to the promo for us the little broad thing in that video. Paul Sculature, the perfect sculpture thing, but nobody. Renee, you got the strapless bra? The sneaky vaunt one? The one that pull your tities up from your navel and put them in this right here.

I just did an ad on Instagram today. Can we get that? Can you send that to us uncut? We need to see it before and ask you with or without it. Much love to all them tities that's getting picked up. Looks the same. Y'all do understand that y'all don't need that shit. We like long titty.

I want to be the first nigga to put that out there. Ladies, if your titty sag, don't nobody give a fuck, we will be your bro. We will pick them tities up. It's still real niggas out here that scoop up tities. That's crazy. I'm one up, put the camera in my face. I want them to see me.

That's crazy. My name is Carlos Miller, and I will scoop your tities up. Not only will I scoop your tities, I will give your tities a pep talk. Hey fellas, why the long faces? I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm gonna lie to you. I'd probably have to take it to the doctor and get that fixed.

I wouldn't. I'd like your natural titty. I don't give a fuck if your titty long and look like a sweet potato. I still fuck with you. The only problem I had with a long titty is if she got a big booty and her titty just really saggy and small.

That's one of them. Oh, no, baby. What is you doing about? You just can't have it. That's a meme, huh? That's a fucked up, yeah. I like small tities. Yeah, I like small tities.

Small tits. Yeah, I like fat ass. Small titty. No, I like fat ass. Fat asses and small titty. I can do it. Don't even put me in a situation to cheat on you like that having small titties. Why would, I can't.

Hello? I'm the only one. I'm the only. I don't got a problem with small titty. You ain't never been sucking on a small titty. I'm like, man, this shit gay. Ah. Yeah.

Shit is boring. I mean it is. I'm the only one. I'm mean, I'm sorry. You are. You are. You good. I mean, small titties do matter.

You know what's crazy though? I got jumped by three little titty bitches before. I'm sorry. I don't feel the same. the same way y'all feel them in a heart i couldn't what do you mean stop calling in the chest stop calling in the chest that's all they kept saying call them manchester's you're an asshole then you'll be a perfect fit for this show man uh really for when y'all head when y'all moving to l a we're gonna go ahead and we actually already have the i mean it's ours it's already in our name we just had the time

we're we so busy moving like we got uh this weekend we got detroit uh friday Washington, D.C. We won a memorial. We turned a little, bro. We got the Palm Springs Hotel. Got the Hugh Hefner Suite for the whole week. If you ever seen that? Google that thing.

Do me a favor. I don't ask people for a lot of shit, but do me a favor. What you need, bro? Get a throat baby. Make a whole throat baby in it. Oh, what? A throat baby. You don't know what a throat baby?

Renee. Renee. Throat baby. Y'all make me sound like I just made this shit up. What is a throat baby? That's when you get a pregnant in the throat area. Oh, this is a hell. What is real?

Ew, that's why I don't fuck with niggas. That's why I do not fuck a niggas. I ain't ever heard that. That's the only reason why? I'm a virgin. Out of all the reasons, you picked that one. I'm a virgil and virgin. Shit, I'm an ares and I'm like my sandwich.

Aries. Eres. Well, I'm an Aquarius. Well, I'm an Aquarius. Shit, I can't say. swim what that mean so we're just throwing out shit i found nemo so what's on well shit pickles ain't good as people say they are i found dory that was a hard fine yeah well whatever you ever be watching tv with a pussy on your face talk to me then i i thought some crazy shit my time

you have a watch the bitch throw up by looking through our booty hole yeah well son it got the best ice out of all the restaurants so fuck is we talking about it's sonnet the Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Crushed ice. They do. Do they do? Yeah, they do. Renee.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to stop you right down. You're going to debate this shit. Race track. Refigerators got the best crushed ice. Say that shit again. Refrigerators. I thought you said refrigerators.

I was like, you were real-ass nigger. Because only real niggas can't say refrigerator. They just be like, figerator. I had to turn the accent off here. No, turn that shit on. Frigerator. Because there's some niggas got the shit from prison. Perigrator.

In the library. They get to watch 15 minutes at a time. Take a nigga four weeks to watch a whole episode of this shit. We built this from nothing. You taking a picture? No, we don't lie, baby. Oh, look, Daddy. Like a damn snitch.

We don't lie, baby, we lie. We're in that motherfucker, man. I thought my nigga D.C. Young Fly was about to pull up. I thought it was, too, when she walked in. She is in here, though. Where are you about to go? Um, we go into this. I think it's Estahill Lounge or something.

You don't never invite. me to shit. Come on, let's go. I don't know how to... That's what I'm saying. You guys are invited. Are we? Now we're invited, huh?

No, you guys been invited. Since when? Since when? Yes, since last night. Because we didn't have an invite. What happened last night? Did you put me on your snap last night? Yeah, I did.

Okay, all right. Did you tag me? Did you keep bringing up? Yes, I did. You tagged me? That's what I'm talking about. Okay. Was it on Instsnap?

Because if it's on instant snap, he ain't going to see it. He don't check his DMs. I do check my DMs. I do check my DMs. Speaking of checking DMs, we just got sponsored by Adidas. They're going to send us some equipment to slide in those DMs this season. I know a lot of fellas watching this show just wondering,

how can they successfully slide in those DMs? So that's why I wanted to ask you fellas, because y'all seem to be pretty successful at everything that you doing. And maybe Ms. Renee can throw in some points on there to help some of these niggas out here this season to become successful, baby father. To be honest with y'all, you want to be honest with you, bro? Yeah, no, be honest with them. honest with them talk to them right there and why what nick said i don't be checking my

dms i ain't gonna lie to you i'm worried about one thing right now well you know of course i keep god first but on top of that i'm worried about the money hell bags bags plural more than one i'd be worried about the ass plural ass welcome to pretty private with ebonye the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free i'm ebeney and every tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side.

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like that's true it's not even my voice baby I don't even can't just use it talk doing it to me it's whatever no no no no no it's like yeah baby you like baby you like that dick come baby Lord baby no it's funny though because we'd be checking our DMs and it's funny because we'll be checking our DMs and some girl my DM be like oh that boy Nick he's so cute can you throw me his way like oh my God, like, can I get his number? Like, bitch, go on his DMs. Like, but, you know, either or, you know, we slide each other back, you know what I'm saying?

No homo. That's right. No, homo. I know exactly what the fuck you mean. No, the only thing I really hate with fans, son, is when they ask me, yo, what's Dan's Rue Instagram? Like, bitch, this is crazy as fuck. I'll be able to podcast working like a motherfucker. They asked me about Chad all day.

This nigga didn't even do nothing. Son, I can go to the bathroom. I'm doing all the work. He just be over there. Still getting all of. What's Chad doing? I'm going. I can go to the bathroom, son, and I do a snap, me pissing.

Yo, where's Dan Roo? Why isn't I pissing next to you? I don't know. Hey, look, let me tell you something. It's so crazy, son. Like, we blew up overnight, basically. So in December, we both had like 65K on Instagram. So blew up, blah, blah, blah. What was y'all doing before this shit?

Um, 200. He was doing, he was doing club promoting and, you know, emceeing. And I was basically dancing. doing gigs. I've done backup dance for some big name people but you know I'd just be chilling

on some real shit but I was also working I did shit I was in school for mechanical engineering at LSU this nigga a genius on the car

damn on every fucking thing you guys Dan about cars fuck computers this biz Dan and say yeah man in order for this to work you have to back up and drop oil into it

and then drain it and then start it back up with the electric parks plug I'm like Dan what the fuck you learn this shit bitch no man we just be working

we're working The dude could be a professor, son, on everything Electronical. I fuck with it, man. I'm just glad to see black people in this motherfucker being cool and shit because that's what we do with me on the 85 South show. Renee won't even put me on the Instagram line. Let me put, let me get on your shit.

Shout out to all the lesbians that want a boyfriend this show. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, can we go back to what you just said? Yes. What, the lesbians that said again? What, the lesbians that want a boyfriend? No, no, no, no, no, before that, before that, you said, I'm just happy to see all these black people. I meant to say, and Dan, too.

That's what I'm talking. Damn. That's the one. That's a got. This shit is still new to me. I don't even know if you can still be white after this shit, man. How the fuck you dance so good? You white.

You got to tell it. Shit, your secret is out now. We want to know. You know what? We'll say this. Nick, you can go ahead and tell him about the whole soldier boy situation. Oh, yeah, basically. So, y'all into it with big stuff?

No, look, don't bring no beef up here today. Because look, big soldier from the hood. It's not beef. It's not beef. He got in. What happened was when Chris... You fuck with Big Soldier? When Chris Brown was putting Dan on,

was putting Dan on while posting the videos and all that. So Dan took it as my. Look, don't make me choose sides in the beef. Don't put me in the middle. Not you put it. 85 self-neutral in this shit. He really is in the middle, literally, though. It's not going to be in the shade room.

We just spent it just how it happened. Basically, you know, Dan was like a big Chris Brown support in a rock and black pyramid and everything. Sean loved the Chris for her posting the videos. So Chris Brown and Soldier Boy started getting into it. And then that's where a nigga was like, you know what, Dan, we might have to just go ahead and bring you to the black side and delegate Soldier Boy to the white side. Because everybody started hating Chris Brown.

So, but everybody started loving, not Chris Brown, a soldier boy. We made a post and said, they had to vote, a big, I mean. They don't be laughing at Big Soldier. Hey, I'm not laughing at that, man. I'm not laughing at that, man. Because I don't know if he listened to the show, but his son. Wait, who was Big Soldier?

Big soldier boy You want to know what's funny? Yes You know that video When he got pushed right I'm worth too many M's Man get off off No he hit me up

The one that pushed him Did tell Hit me up Because I redid the video And it like blew up So the guy that pushed him Put me on his page And was like I'm really with the shit

It's little mama woo-thi-woo And I was like The nigga almost beat you up too No he didn't He loved it Because I'm Team Breezy, 757 VA all day. Talk to them. One second, I gotta do something real quick, guys.

Hold on. Oh, I thought the nigger. Hey. You from Virginia, too? Nah, he's just a big Chris Ross. No, you know, I support the boy. I mean, he put, he really, like, low-key, I'm not gonna say he did it all the way,

but he really put me and Nick on to start off. Like, but he was posting every video. Everybody was grabbing it from Chris, World Star Shade Room, you know, and that's basically how it started. Facts, facts, facts. I know you ain't see it, but I said my side bitch like four of them shit. We were laughing. Me and my little sidebiz was laughing.

Like, that's the one, baby. Get naked, baby. Yeah. You never know. You were telling you were on a Peter Piper pan? I did all that. All that. I hit her with the rabbit legs and everything.

Do you, so you just, how many dances you got coming out? There's something. Use that one, the rabbit legs. Hit the bitch with the rabbit legs. This thing you said the rabbit leg. Nick, you got it. the song, nigga, the rabbit legs going in. So what y'all don't know is?

We're about to switch roles. Fuck all that. I'm not to be the dance. I'm tired of not getting bitches for not dancing. I'm tired of them looking at me like I'm just the voice. Bitch I could dance too. Talk to him. Bitch I could...

I got a Peter Pan. Who do you think showing him to Peter Pan? He showed you that shit? See, not a truth coming out. That's what we here for at the 85 Shopping. The whole Peter Pan, I showed him. He helped me. perfect my Peter Pan.

Because what people don't know what it was before this even blew up, it was, what a milk egg. How did she go? How did she go? It was water, whata, what, what, with the legs and all and everything. I'm fine. I remember that shit.

But see, niggas don't know. It's an evolution to everything. Yeah. I pass it to my white brother. Now all the niggas like, yo, they got white niggas doing this shit. Now everybody like it. Bro, y'all might fuck around and change the world with this shit. Hey, bro.

Look, you see. It ain't been a white man. and the black man doing this much positive shit sense. Who, Robin Big? Who was it? Robin Big. Represent for the streets. Condoleezza Rice and George Bush.

That was about as big as I thought it was. I guess. People call us the modern day Robin Big. That's what we'd be called. Barack and Joe Biden. That is true. Facts. Uncle Joe.

Facts. He was a real nigga. He was a real nigga. He was a real nigger. Who else are real nigger? nigga out here in these streets today today that's white no it ain't it ain't been like four of them yeah who who who who's the four of them shut out to all the mix people who want to say nigger but you don't know if you can and knock nigger you gotta kill you man now we

ought to kill you no wait i got damn black card yeah go ahead and pull it up you're lucky you You were him cousins, first cousins. Let me see it. If you don't got it on you, we got a jump you. We got three dreadhead niggas over there. That black car right now. Niggie, you actually got one. No, you don't get to touch it.

It's like it. Don't give it to him until you're 30. He can't say he lose the black car. You fuck that shit like a Social Security card. You don't get that bitch till you 30. You lucky motherfucker. He got to go double platinum. Renet, let me see that shit.

I know you got some fun. Let me see that. Let me get some of them Instagram. Oh, yeah. Let me say hi out of them, too. Tell them what's good, you heard me? Man, we might as well get on my live. My life, live, live.

Uh-huh, yeah. Turn that bitch up. Let me do a commercial. Hey, this is the 85 South Show. Are you one of them chicks who are going bald on the side? I don't know what to tell you to do, but just keep doing whatever you can. Some niggas out here that are still fuck with you. Renee, you got anything coming up you need to promote?

You got to watch them with your phone. They might cancel it in and go through your naked pictures. You know, niggas. Oh, I forgot. Oh, my goodness. Give me my phone. Damn, find those shit. You didn't fucked up.

Dan got it. Now, you might not ever get that shit back. I know that's what I do. When a girl says, take a picture, if I take her picture. She really do have some booty pictures in here, y'all. She's fine. You don't see the Instagram? Tell them your Instagram so all the thirsties can follow you.

Renee Diaz, R-E-N-A-E-D-I-A-A-A-D. Please don't say nothing crazy. She loved her. No, I don't. What the D-Az stand for? That's my last name. Oh, I thought it was something like Cherokee, D-Az. Like D-A.

No, it's actually like the Spanish version. Oh, like D-A. Who on that? Nobody. Nobody. Hey, he is funny though. You damn right he is. Much love to all of y'all.

Let me see that thing? Yeah, man, pass it around like a blunt. Turn your shit on, Dan. You want me give it live? Let's get live. Let's get live. Get them K's up in here. I like girls too.

Hey, yeah. Tell them. about that, Ms. Guam? Why you changed your name? Damn, you went that far. That damn, you must have really known. Hell, yeah. Yeah, about three girlfriends ago. Actually, it's two. My alert game is impeccable. I'm from Guam. I was born there, so I just, and then when I got on the show,

the first time I had to, you know, rebrand myself. Right. Oh, Sisterhood of Hip Hop. Yeah. We top live already, baby, Lord. That's all we do over here. That's the one. This is the 85 South show.

We are live right now. Shout out the Dan. He is the man with the playing and major girl do the Peter Pan. All the kids is doing it then. What is you doing, baby, love. Hell, yeah. Let me see this shit.

Carlos so dope with the freestyle, when the album coming out. You see this. We're not in the position to drop an album right now, so we're going to do some mixtapes. It's going to be available at all the Chevron's,

all the gas station. Anywhere they're selling mixtapes by the bulk. Make sure you. you pick that shit up what is you doing damn baby that's something that's the peter party pick a pie yeah because that's exactly what he do type of nigger come to your child's birthday party and get get it pop it by the birthday cake he's an athletic nigger god damn it he keeps forgetting i'm white but it's all good all right dan fuck it i just

call him arabian i call that boy aladdin sometimes he just looked like he's arabic How long you've been knowing this nigga? Since he was fixing iPhones and selling Magic Carlin. That boy, Charles. What else we got going on up here? Let me see. My first time seeing Carlos was at Dirty South neighborhood bar grill in Greenville, South Carolina to dug out,

and I swear I knew he was going to be a star star star watching this DVD. I bought for him that night. I already knew Dirty South and Way Back Straight Savings. Shout out to Joe Baby's Kitchen. I don't know where the fuck that's located, but yeah, we appreciate it. D.C. never came. Let's see what these comments be saying.

I low-key hate when D.C. don't be there. Sorry. I don't know what the fucking tell you. That nigger told us he was on his way an hour ago, so we're waiting on him. We're holding it down. I'm in here with a man, Dan, the man. He got pulled over.

Nicknack, Paddywack, give a hoe a bone, and Miss Guam, aka Renee Diaz. Nidias. She said she ain't like niggas in six years. We're going to see if we could change all that. Got some good certificates. And we got some,

got the homegirl. That's... Oh, my bad. Oh, my goodness, y'all. You know, it's so funny, it's because like... That's what my female loving friends. Hey. People don't realize.

Talk to them, man. People don't know. I'm a stud. I am not a man. I'm a stud. Do you not see my 50 cap? Quit touching shit. My phone clip on my side.

I got pillows everywhere. No. I just cut my brains out. I used to look like Hurricane Chris. I look like a bigger version of Sinbad. Totally. I'm still a lesbian at heart. He's kidding that game.

I eat vagina better than any vagina eating female in this world. They had a vagina in contact. You would definitely not win. I would win because I eat the cat. I take 30 place. And a booty. And fucking most photogenic. I lick all around the plate inside the plate under the plate.

I clean my plate, ladies. I might not win, but I probably eat the most pussy. He wasn't the best, but he ate the most. Nika ate 13 pounds of pussy Never seen it It's a record Here down at the Pussy Eating World Championship If it was like a pussy

Eating Olympics I think I probably have the most treat Carlos Miller won third And fourth place He really outdid himself You're all so damn child It's way more than being a lesbian Than eating a bunch of pussy Oh it's hard

It's matching outfits It's hard she said What's hard about it What's the hardest part about me? There is nothing hard about that. Because, I mean, like, being with a girl. No, I'm just, this is a serious subject. Let's talk to them.

Girls are, I'm emotional. And if you've seen the show, I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I know. Yeah, exactly. It's all that. There's just too much emotions. You got to keep up with them.

Bitches be playing too many games. You're telling me? You act like we don't know. Let me ask you. Tell us something we don't know. You think you can. I got it hard. Try to convince that mean motherfucker to give you some head.

Yeah. Not eat some, suck some dick after all that argument. Yeah. It's damn there impossible. Yeah. Well, it's hard being a let. Be a nigger. She already don't like you. You show up with two strikes. At least y'all

can share outfits. Not really. Not really. Shit. I mean, what kind of females are you like? You like films? You like... There's a few... Uh-uh. She'd be like in them tough-ass-bidges play basketball.

I'm a stud. I'm telling you, I'm a stud. I've only dated two stunts. Shit, how many more left? How many left? I'm done. I'm done with girls. I'm really done.

For real? Yes, I'm done. It is time for you to come back and let us disappoint you, son. You out here wasting all this goddamn time. You might as well be getting disappointed. Shit, what's you think? You're above this shit?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. You already getting disappointed. What? You just moved here. Exactly. Look at the white man. I'm always trying to cook. Always.

Well, wait a minute. You just moved here. I mean. What's going on? Are they treating you bad already? I mean, if you really need a friend. Are you in need of someone? I mean, I like black women.

I'm just saying. No, white man, chill out. Y'all already got Tamara and fucking Serena. They're stealing all the black women. Hey, hey, Saran. We gotta get us some fine white chicks to replace them. Who you gonna find? We're gonna, y'all gotta bring us something to the table or something.

White man really got. got this shit together. He doesn't start stealing all the women. He even got Miley Cyrus back. I was like, yeah, damn, the white man took Miley Cyrus back. She's pregnant for him too. Damn. Who?

Miley Cyrus? That's right. I don't know that thing. For the white man? Yeah. Oh, Lord. Did she ever holl at McMan? That's probably why she was the most.

That's the most vocal you ever heard Mac May to be about anything. In about three years, holl at me, Miley Cyrus. That nigga meant that shit. Y'all don't have no concern for nobody but your own skills. But low-key, that's the truth. You should be looking after yourself or not everybody else. Then, was that a word right then? Was that a message?

That was a message. Damn, that shit came. Message? That shit came through life. Lightning, right. Oh, shit. It came. I'm being real.

I don't think anybody should be worried about the next person. You always be worried about yourself at the end of the day. First and foremost. See, if everybody in the fucking comment section realize that, bitch, there would be no haters. You're right. But you need haters. Yes, of course.

Because we definitely bothering because I've got a lot of haters in these comments. What would you prefer to have? Haters or just people who didn't give a fuck? If you were to say supporters, I would say supporters. Well, no, you know, fuck that. You're going to get your love to.

People that don't give a fuck usually be the ghost communists, the ghost-likeers. I'd rather hate us. But you know what's crazy? The same motherfuckers who, be in your comments, hey, them be the niggas who be coming up to you in real life whether you know it or not.

Oh, that's true, you're right. That's the ones who be hating the most, Nick, nigger, I love you, ugly. I love you. Man, look. You, man, nigger. I can't believe it. You're right, though.

That's it. You're right. I didn't want, man, get in the picture. What picture? This is what I'm about to take of us. You know, real talk, no. Real talk at the end of the day, I always got my brother's back.

You feel me? Yeah. I mean, if we get pulled over something, I just tell Nick, go in the car, I got this. Yeah. That's... You start working in the back seat like your sleep. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry, sir.

Yeah. You had to get to the bathroom. I thought everybody knew that y'all was on a cram spree and didn't nobody fuck with you. Well, I've been arrested like three times. Yeah. For real? You know, they hold me in the car. It's like where they do the paper for it and they hold you in the car.

I don't know. I ain't never made it that far. I ain't never got out the car until we got to the police station. She was, there was Moline. That's a white man shit. When you got out the car, you was like, you know the part, no the fuck I don't. I'm a black man. They don't even tell me where I'm in that bitch till I'm in that bitch.

I was about to take a charge one day for him, but he was like, nah, I got it. When he got in the car, they just held him for like a good two hours and they let him go after. They was waiting on you to leave. They wouldn't let him go early. They wanted me to fuck up. They were trying to wait on the nigger to leave. We didn't want him to see us let you go. And he would have left.

You would have been out of here. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Basically, that's how it goes, man. So you're like taking penitentiary chances, man. For what? Like, what happened? So basically in New Orleans. Oh, shit.

We were doing a skit. We were gonna make it a skit. There was like four or five cops chilling outside of this wing spot. Weed at Wing food truck in New Orleans. That's the one you was talking about. Yeah, yeah. You always was fucking wood.

Hey, some y'all go to New Orleans on canals. They help you lose weight and get a bigger penis. How to fuck? So anyway, look. We outside, the cops out there, a couple of them knew who we were. Oh, what's up then, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Man, it was good, you know? So we just started messing with them and stuff.

Yeah. And I just got distracted by this picture that. Now, go ahead, they used out there messing with them. Yeah, so anyway, basically, it was like, you know, went up to do a little video, you know. Oh, then, baby, look at it. Do my dance. Cops messing with it, bro.

And y' y'all still showing, I'm getting distracted by this damn. These damn pictures. I can't even tell the story. I don't, what's... Yeah, they're messing with you and shit. Man, they're showing me pictures. I'm seeing aerolas and shit. No, but look.

I'm going to put it down. I'm going to put it down. Thank you, please, please. Like we were saying. Back to what I was saying. They had you jammed up. So, you know, I always steal something, right? I always steal something.

Hell, yeah, yeah. Go ahead and put your phone away. Go ahead and put your phone away. We got to, you know what I'm saying. But no, no, no, basically went up, you know, just messed with the cops, shaking the man's hands. It's good. Bro, it was good.

And then, you know, me not Get in the zone, like This nigger didn't reach for the gun No, I took his gun and ran He had it unclipped and I ran Hey He's checking out What?

Sime let that would have been a nigger Signed, you know, that would have been shot 18 times Yeah, I took the gun and ran He had it unclipped And, but the thing is The other, you know, I told you It was like four cops right there

Two cops knew who we were. The other two didn't. He touched the two cops who didn't know who it was. But the thing is, sir, when he took the gun, son, he was like trying to call for backup and shit. Other security cars like, no, don't do it, don't do it. We're going to handle it. Put him in the cop car, son, for two hours. I mean, I let him catch me because I was gone.

I ain't a lot of y'all. But while I'm running, you're thinking about a lot of shit like, man, I'm really going to get in trouble this shit. You're going to start thinking after you grab the gun. Well, fuck it. You get in the zone, you know what I'm saying? getting his own you got caught in traffic you got man he got pulled over you to grab the motherfucker I took his gun and ran why not so I don't know where you gonna sit at but this this session is closed I'm sorry sir I'm ready he could get no I don't want you

want you to me I might turn lesbian just for you just stay right I'm not lesbian me either oh hey I'm done with niggins oh hey I'm done with Hey, she says she's done with niggas. I'm white. How you doing? I'm done with girls. I'm playing with y'all. I'm playing with y'all.

I'm sure. I'm serious. I'm so done. This is another motherfucker. This is part one of part two of the 85% of show. It's about to get retarded of this motherfucker. We're going to plug in. You paused it?

You pause it? Hell yeah. We're still live? Yeah, we're about to switch it out. All right. I'm not even worried about the pictures. The pictures, that's the friends look at all the time. You guys, I'm gonna like all my friends' pictures.

You sure? You're sure, sir. You're fucking lying to me, bro. Yeah, it's like... Hey! Say what? I'm trying to talk to my friends. Man, I feel what you're saying, but you know what is this man doing, babe?

Yeah! Cat dad! I'm out of car. Mr. Renack? Been on. Okay. You're crazy that. What's all that?

Hey. Oh, it's good. Oh. Oh. You didn't even get me a scoot over? You want me to go? You want me to school over? You're not?

Yeah, we're working on. Oh, okay. Straight. What? Oh, it's good. Oh, it's good. Yeah. You've been good?

You just missed the story he told about the police. What happened? I got arrested, but... I took a gun, yeah. Man, look, look, what were we doing at the awards? What were we doing at the awards? No, what were we doing at the award, look. Doing everything?

This boy come walking across. You ain't, you ain't, you ain't take the guns. He did. No, I did. I got arrested. We got the whole thing on video. What the other scene when you popped off or deed in them? Yeah, man, look, you just skit. But before that, he broke our phones and shit.

Yeah, he broke our phone. He felt bad. Cassie told him who he was and justice told him he was so he was like oh fuck I I ain't know they can help me out he's like what I do for y'all five times in I want 25 times back so by us doing that video he wanted us to promote the rock and shit for me yeah what I like that home fun it was nice good good What you mean? I can't have one time the damn backwater.

You know that shit is like two, three hours. Now my partner got shot so I had to gas the other. I'm gonna say right right. Yeah, he's straight. Yeah, he's straight. But you know what's crazy, son? That always happened in Atlanta? My partner got shot.

Yeah, that's a common thing out in, huh? Partner got shot. It was nice to meet you, Renee. Come back. Come back It was nice to eat you I mean Girl, you already

fucking know She said They want to be a meat and greet Meet and eat Meet and eat Okay Bye love You be good

All right She will She will She looked like She gonna be good That was a nice Meet and eat I call her

That's all I mean I call devs Nobody can have a Why you got to be selfish Because I sat right here The whole time It really

She can have her Real tall She ain't had no booty I ain't gonna lie Talk to him dad She had like a medium booty What you do with them right now What you do with the medium boots

I hope she didn't No this is lying What you do with the median booties We record everything Well fuck Tell her not to watch this part Shout out to all the medium Buddhists

No She had a nice Shout out to this nigga with a lot of colors Oh This man came in smelling his finger What you're just like a lot of colors on What you did This man came in his smelling

This man got a lot of colors on That's your cousin You're dinkin of booty I'm looking at my top I was gonna You don't even have her beers, bud. You couldn't even grow a beer. You don't sit down with this candy man hat on.

He smelled like backwoods. For random, bud. If you don't sit, you'll fight the power face. Boy, I've been joining your cousin, your brother all day. Now I'm back to you big, tiny pants. How are you able to talk through these teeth like this? They're barely connecting, baby. What is you doing?

What is you doing with these holes in your pants, tight pants? These are jeans, little pants, little bee pants ass. I'm on your ass. What kind of jackets is that, boy? Oh, that's that jacket Jehovah Jehovah in the well. In the guys. A Jehovah Witness for work, baby. It's that jacket your bitch going to wear.

You know, to tell me. Now, I'm back to you too, Big Bill. Yeah. You tried to get them talking about my colors on my jacket. I'm on you. Who's man's this, bitch? Who man's this, dude? Who man's this?

Yo, yeah, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yo, yeah. How you get on this show? I thought that was your button. Security. I don't know what the hell. What flag on? We're about to bring flying here, man. What just happened?

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Then fuck that bitch On the back Put my thumb up in the crack Yeah I don't give a fuck Yeah she gonna suck me Yeah, she don't give a fuck. Yeah, we're fucking and sucking and they're licking and sticking in Pah, bha, b, b, bha, bha.

You're wearing this shit, bitch. Everybody going down. Everybody going down. Yeah, a beach slowing down. Love. Oh, love. They call me knick-knack. Miss the fucking paddywack.

Hit a bitch front of bag. Snatch a weave. I snout the track. I break all that shit in this bitch. I'm flying this bitch. He said no D-side I don't know what that war Yeah

What you got over there Yo yeah yeah yeah what you Oh so you stopped by the store You ain't called It's called Munchia Welcome back to the 85 Chops show This is the 85 Chapshow My man D.C. Young Fly

We ain't gonna get high In the building, huh? We ain't gonna get high Who ain't? I thought we were gonna get high Who ain't? Who ain't? Who ain't gonna get high?

I need a little high Who ain't gonna get high? Shit, who ain't gonna get eye? Shit, look like y'all ain't. Hey, who ain't gonna get half? Hey, look like y'all ain't. Hey, who ain't gonna get high? Who got the weed?

Who got the blood? Who got that lighter? Hey. Who got that stuff? I want to smoke. I want to choke. It ain't no joke. Hold on.

Turn them a ghost. Who ain't gonna get high in this bitch? Who is a goddamn lie? them lie. A roll-up blunt and passing to me, I get high to the sky. I'm like an eagle wing. Man, I got to smoke something now. Roll it up.

You don't even say you don't know how. Man, I'm rolling blunt saying I'm going to smoke them because I'm stoopy loud. Every time fly I come through he's gone with stupid loud. It was Nick and Dan. That's part of the plan. Somebody give me the reap. Bring that ass in my hand. Yeah, so who ain't going to be here for?

Bring that ass here for you. Bring that ass here. Say what. Who wants to bring that ass here? I want a joke. Turn it to a goat. Hey, ain't no joke. God down.

Yeah, swag on. Yeah, do that, d'a, d'a, d'a, d'a, d'a. Yeah, just swag on. Y'all thought we weren't? Okay, this is the rap that I'm gonna rap when I get higher. Oh. I get higher, I get higher. I said, this is the rap that I'm gonna rap when I get higher.

Yeah. I said, this is the rap that I'm gonna rap when I get higher. Take a picture and then use it and put it on a flyer. See, everywhere I go, man, they already know I'm probably rolling on some granddaddy, Purp or some drool. See, I know a nigger in every city that I land in. I go through my contacts like where my man's in there. Bring the weed because you know I'm at the airport.

We're rolling blunts and passing back and forth is like a damn sport. I'm like the fork that the sport that you get from KFC. I'm trying to get higher than the price of a G. A gallon of gas on the ass. Man, roll up three blunts so we can puff, pup, pay it. His name is Dan. I just found out today that he's a real white man. I don't even understand that it was part of the plan.

Nobody even knew that Dan was a real white man. I thought that he was like him. Nobody even knew that Dan was a white man. He doesn't said the end word before. Nobody even knew that damn was the white man. I thought he liked skin. Nobody even knew that damn was the white man. Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody.

He's saying it. Nobody even knew the damn was a white man. No, you're not. He really white. He really white. We got to kill him. We really is. But look, he's saying, he's saying niggas with an ah, not nigger.

He said niggas. Nigah. No, no, no, no. He can't be white for real, for real. He can't be white. And be saying niggas just free. What I said. He got a black card, bro.

No. Who gave it to him? What you? You did? I know you knick-knack. You'll give anybody a black card. No, just that guy. He got a black card, bro.

I've been watching your videos. He'd be doing a lot of black shit. Hold on. Hold on, D.C. You know who gave it to me? Who? Busy. What, Boosey?

I got to, he got to call me, though. He ain't. He ain't, he ain't called me. And Toby, he gave you the black. I'll talk about. I'll talk about a nigga saying, niggum. Niggum. I lie.

I lie. A lot. A lot. A lot. So even when you around your white people, you'd be saying this shit, they'd be like, bro. He won't let his white people see. You're going to get us killed, bro. I don't have any white friends, though.

I really don't have any white friends, though. I mean, I got some friends I used to know. What happened? You can't get your black card until you babysit my niece's nephew and try crack cocaine. Hey, you know what? That's when you get my nigger card. That's a nigger right there. You know it's crazy?

I've tried one of those things. What? You try to have some Greg? Hair and win. He's white. Hair and win. They jump from weed. Keats who are watching this show, don't do drugs.

Motherfucker. Unannounced. Ah! I'm just playing. D.C., what the hell been going on, man? Man, shit, I took out of the plane. Where you been? You had the Chris Brown shot?

I had a last day with the Chris Brown tour. Bro, check this out. Chris Brown writing to check to everybody at the goddamn table. Tell the nigga get me a check, fuck. What? When? He fucking with Nick and Dan? I need a situation, too.

He did. No, you don't fuck with me. Oh. Why he said that? Why don't fuck with you, Nick? He came to my sitting here. Give me the mic and say, when I say Chris, y'all say breath. Nah, they didn't do that for me, baby.

For real. Yeah, low-key. It's on some deep shit. I don't want to say it because the camera's rolling, but it's more deep than what it is. It really ain't got anything to do. It's the people that surround in that person. Yeah, so we're not talking about that. You know how they got that one shark in the water.

They got the fish underneath him. The fish underneath them. them fishes underneath, they scatter, go do dumb shit to bring the shark around. They're gonna'all shit out. We're not gonna talk on that, though. We ain't gonna need all that. Y'all niggins staying a lot of shit. Y'all do. Y'all been fighting with P.D., and shit, Salomey, God, and running up on

bywile and shit. He too far. What happened? With Charlemagne? Yeah. A nigger can't find him. A lot of shit that we do with celebrity or something, somebody did give us a location where they're at, something we just pull up. They're talking about they give us a location.

Like the FBI, they are the celebrity, fuck with people, FBI. So y'all just pulling up on niggins? We went to fucking Los Angeles sign. Niggas said, yo, y'all should go to ADD. That's where Russell Simmons worked. We said, what? Dan, let's fucking go. The nigga at the front desk was in the wheelchair.

Bitch, you're not going to catch me and Dan. Me and Dan said, fuck that. Ran upstairs, went through the elevator. And next day, no, we see Russell Simmons in this fucking office. And then they got another dude and they're playing a few movies or whatever. He isn't that chilling. They all in their phone, me and that Dan were like, yeah, damn, baby Peter, Piper, and next thing, the Russell.

And who the fuck is these niggas in my office? Fax. Oh, that was real? Yeah, it was like, me and Dan, man, it's time to go, bro. That's go. Dan took that shit and we ran. He ain't pulling no Pete there this shit. He snatched shit off the wall.

Yeah, I did. We tried to go out. I took one of the plaques. I don't know which one it was. Man, what happened? You still got? We went up there on the elevator. We didn't have no stairs to go down, so they was going to catch us.

Y'all be having y'all gun, but y'all? Nah, we don't care. Y'all need one. We do need one. Y'all's some bold, niggas. I thought these motherfuck-le-le-k. Because if I ain't know you and you did that to me, I hope y'all videos still record.

There'll be some fap-paw. With that fow. They ain't lie. They're walking in the nigh house and blood. I know. Do y'all pray before y'all do that shit? Sorry, it'll just be on the whim. We'd be hoping they'd know us.

Y'all got to do a trap house like that. Y'all got to walk into a trap house and start grabbing a d' dope and shit. Just pray. They can't still go good, though. That should be lit. They're going to think his hours. You're going to go to jail.

That's going to be lit. Oh, yeah, you can't do that because you'll be incriminating everybody. Wait, who's trash house we need to go to. I don't know. Go to LaBousie's house. Little Boosie's trap house. He said you good. Oh, yeah, he gave you a nigga car.

Don't do that shit nowhere else. Don't run off with nobody's shit. So what happened with the PD situation? All I heard was, hold up. Get off him, man. Get off him, man. I'm like, I'm depressed. This nigga is still performing.

He's like, Hold up, Dan, baby. Get off of him, baby. I said, this, nigga, it's crazy. I got serious once I saw the security guard, really, like, grab Dan by the neck and try to choke him. So I was like, nah, get the fuck. Get off my partner.

Once I got rid of him and threw his hand out the way Dan got free. But the security guard stayed out of my shirt. So I'm running. And, bitch, next thing you know, Pete did he just, hum, grab a nigga. That's why he fell on the ground if you didn't watch the whole video. If you watched a video, after the end, I said, fuck. Yeah, I heard.

I heard. All I heard was fuck. He tackled me. I heard all my ribs, son. Damn. I hurt all my fucking ribs. All on. Hey, man.

This is how easily I'm entertaining. I didn't know none of this shit was real. I didn't know this shit. If you could tell somebody it's real, they're not going to believe you. So sometimes, I don't know if you've seen the one with a truck. I would definitely say with a truck. Yeah, I did. I did.

I just saw that shit. Look, this was a paid skit, but at the end, she didn't know I was going to take off with her drug. And I broke a lot of product. I heard. When they said hit the ground. Yo. And I said, hey, what a wonderful guy today. That's what I heard.

When I heard that shit. The idea was for us to like to walk up and show off the car and shit. And then like, you know, bring some boxes inside him and swigging dance. He just wanted to show that he's in the shop. But, you know, I still was recording like, you know, cops and say us for that. Because she said she was going to pay us. I feel like I know you fucking lying. All right.

So y'all didn't get paid before video. We didn't get paid. before the video so it was like all right cool we're fucked up so we're like fuck you so dan was just like all right nick let's go so when i saw dan say let's go i said all i didn't really say because i don't speak but i said and they the call the fucking car is right there he just pulled off and then boom shit hit the ground you don't never say shit for real though he don't he just keep everybody interested he said dry hump and then he got damn be him shit yeah that shit is hilarious man so what was so after the pedid situation like what was the most like

Oh, shit. Oh. I don't know, man. They had a lot of celebrities. Sometimes we'd that fuck with us. I mean, at first it was Anthony Davis, did it with Russell Simmons, then it was Pete did it. It just went high and high. But after that, now it's like a small shit, but now we're all the way.

People got fans in fucking Ireland and all types of people booking us for festivals in Toronto just to come stage dive and shit. Fucking right. We're going to Bahrain. Fucking right. It's like, that's the only thing that's really big. coming from Dubai. That's what you're doing for, right? Right.

So you can tour the world and do shit you ain't never do before and open up other doors. On some DC Young Fly. You feel what I'm saying? You don't do shit to go viral and be sitting at the crib. Right. Nigger be going viral and sitting at the crib talking about some shit. Yo. I went viral.

You don't get your dumb ass up. That's up. You better take that opportunity and make something. Really, dude. You hear me? No, I salute it. That shit is fun. I love seeing y'all be stupid.

That's how I felt about true. I mean, I can't be blamed for everything. I'm like, this nigga doesn't have stole a truck. He doesn't got his ribs hurt by P. Diddy? Y'all can't keep talking about I'm roasting people. These niggins out here tear around to y'all children. And he got a white man saying, nigger, we need to do something about this. That shit is brilliant.

When you roast it little ooze it, nigger, it was over with for me. No, I really had to show the people that I still got it. When I did that, they were like, he still the king. I was like, because you got to think about it. I've been doing this shit for so long. That nigga said, you look like the thought bitch at school that had a crush on everybody. Ugland, look, girl.

Hey, dang how them whole be, like, why me? Like, why you like me? Out of everybody, bitch, you wanna like me? Like, ugh, then the folk keep telling you, no shout out like you. Bitch, I know! I heard it. Oh, yeah, it's the lad at school.

I don't wanna fuck, maybe. I don't wanna fuck, maybe. That's that one hole you catch underneath the bleachers after school, yeah. You'll catch that suck at this shit and look at you. And keep sucking this bitch of the pro! Niggas just start standing in the line of recording and shit. But no, but the cray part about I'd have made friends and shit, like, so it's like, I don't know who to roast now and they just be like, we cool, but I'm like, nigga, if you fuck up, just know, your ass is mine on Instagram.

So that's what's basically I've been waiting to do instead of just pinpoint the niggas. I'm waiting till they fuck up in life. Mm-hmm. You're mad when you see them, any of them niggins be tight when you see them? They shouldn't be. You know, all the new rappers, the young niggins, they fuck with you. You know, I keep security with me. Right.

You ever got back cool with LeBron? Who, LeBron? Yeah. LeBron fuck with me. I know he do. LeBron James. LeBron fuck with me and I know he do because he has no choice. He has to be my friend because everybody on his team fuck with me.

Champa, Carrie, I don't, the niggas who don't never play with that. Listen to me, bro. I never forget this shit, nigger. When they played the Hawks and they went in the fucking and I went in the locker room, nigger, this one I knew this shit was serious, nigga. I walked in. First of all, I couldn't believe I walked in. I was like, boom.

You know, niggas walk in by and shit. Like, they're in towels and shit because they're coming out to shower and they're in the locker room. You know, that shit, you know what I'm saying? So I come in, nigga, walking on like, oh, shit. This shit crazy. And I look. Nigger, we locked eyes, nigga. That nigga was like.

The nigger put his tower over his head, bro. You feel it, and then all the media came over there towards him. So I'm in that v. I went to sit there and I see Carrie. I said, Nick Carrey, what's all, nigga? He was like, well, what's up? I was like, oh, I see Shepard. I was like, Shapa, what's out of him?

So Shapa gave us a doubt. He was like, boy, you put their head. So now I'm in between Carrie and Shampa having the time of my life, nigger. You know what I'm saying? Niggas walking up, who are you? I'm like, niggas. They got me cousins. You know what I'm saying?

Like, we're family. This nigga, everybody could. And there was a nigger that came out to shower. Did you, I probably not even on the game. The nigger ain't got no basketball car. He got a shower. I told him, I said, nigga, I can still smell the cologne on you. Fuck, you take a shower for it.

You ain't getting the game? Nick, the whole locker room went to laughing. He was like, no, you're in for it. I still don't know who this nigga is to this day. So, I ain't even seen him on TV on the sideline or none of that shit. You probably was somebody a luggage holder or somebody. But anyway, he was on the team, so he got him and M. But now when they came in, I would wait for him to come

because the committee was on LeBron there, I was in and go at his hand. So they kicked me out. They were like, no, you got, LeBron told him to get me to fuck up out of that. So he came and got me up out of that. So I went to the press conference. You know, when they come sit on that mom.

Nigger, I was in my seat like this. Couldn't wait until his ad come out of that. Nick, them folk came and got me out of the press conference. I was like, nah, buddy, you got to go. Oh, man, I had some foyer's ad, too. Exclusives. This is the 85 South show exclusive, man. It was just a blessing just to get kicked out the press coverage, and guess by who?

Libran! Labron! Who the fuck named them Libran? Who the fuck named them Libran? Who named them Libran? Somebody out here fucking one of these niggards, bitches. You don't name them Libran. I don't like that.

Hey, hey, hey, was that his white accent? We don't, what, you got a fucking problem with? Listen here, Dan, if you want to come up here on 92 a.m. Robb radio! It's how you got to tell me. Tell us, buddy. How white you are. Hold on, goddamn it, motherfuckers.

No, you sound like the ducked honesty motherfuckers. No way to goddamn minute here, Dave. Let me tell you y'all something right now. I'm going to lay it down straight. Well, listen here, you lay it down as straight as you want to. I'm going to pick it up. Well, y'all done fucked up. And we're going to feed it to the ducks.

I didn't sent my location in 9-1-1. Well, you can, I'm going to hit the ground. and you're all going to go to jail. Well, you can send them whatever the fuck you want to send them. Hell. Because we got hound dogs. Ain't no pit bulls around here. We got hound dogs.

We don't give a good goddamn. We're red-blood Americans. We paid our taxes and we voted. Damn right. I throw my flag everywhere I fucking go. You're motherfucking right. Son of a little bitch. I fuck your slifter and fuck the dog too.

Well, hell. That's what I do. It's going to be plenty of fucking going on. That's going to call having a threes him. Y'all niggas wild. You better tell these motherfuckers who I am. That's what we do. We fuck the sister and fuck the doubt, too.

Hey, hey, listen here. Calm down. Listen here. Listen here. Little boozy say, you want to talk shit. You want to run your mouth, bitch. You want some gangsters in front of your house. We'll set this bitch off.

I wish a motherfucker would. Puss me to the edge. All my friends are dead. That's my favorite artist right now. Now, push me to the fucking edge. I'm already over there. I'm already on the edge right now. I've been over the edge.

I'm slim shady as I'm a real shady. All you other slim shaters are just in my own. Well, won't the real slim shady? Please stand up. There's vomit on his shirt already. Mom spaghetti. That is the white anthem. Did y'all know that?

Calm down, Randy. You shit, hell. Don't bring my white card out. I'll show you. This is, 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Sponsored in part by Home Depot, Butt Light, and Keystone Light.

Keystone. That boy said Keystone. We got $75 worth of gift certificates to the Bayes Pro Shop for the next three callers. Call up here. And Cabellas. We got a pair of boots up here. We got some Cabela boots, and we got some duck whistles.

Yeah, we also got there. Anybody want to get in. We got some shotguns hails on sale. We're going to wrap. off some duck whistles. We got some old shotgun shells. I ain't going to tell you from who. Because it'll start up some shit.

Now we're still waiting on Conway West to come up here and do his interview. We sent an email to Conway West's people. I think he's lost. He doesn't went north. Now, we're tired of waiting on him. We told him this is the 85 South. They told me we went to 85 north. That's probably what.

Don't you know the nigger went on the, he went on the highway actually looking for us? He's like, we're looking for 85 South. We're on it. I said, dude some bitch. We're just open 85 South back up about three weeks ago. Yes, they did. It's, hell, I don't know it.

Motherfucking stupid. They said it was a crack head down there. He doesn't blew the damn screen on fire. I wish I was there. That would have been a sight to see. Dan, did you hear this one? I would have been hot. A goddamn junkie, then burnt the whole damn 85 South up.

That's crazy. Burnt the whole damn section with a lighter and three crack rub. Say he was listening to the 85 South South. 9 or 2 a.m. Rebel Radio, you tuned in right now. Tell your little sister to send me those prompt pictures. I didn't get them. I didn't get them. They never came through on my phone.

That is stupid. You said, tell you little sister, send me the prime pictures. Now, I know we've been getting a lot of emails up here. People have been wondering what I want to do with that old Jeep that's sitting in front of my house. It's on sale right now. I don't want to sell it. Oh, come on, well. No, because we're having sex in it.

We're not going to sell it. When you're in there in your room having sex, I took my bitch into the Jeep. I like the way they recline all the way back. It's just, I broke the recline. My brother Randy got a blitter of kittens staying in the bag of that Jeep. And that mama cat is mean as a rattlesnake.

We got Nick, Nack, Patty Wack, and Dan Roo in here today. On 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. What are you doing, baby? That's the one. We're going live, baby. That's the one. Well, God damn it. We're going live!

You know what? I would tell you, I fucking love this goddamn place. Fucking right. Well, I want to be the first... Where's the fucking beer at, son of a bitch? It's the bruise, you punk, bitch! I want to be the first one to let you know, old Danny. This place loves you too.

Hey, I wanted my keystone light with my goddamn pizza. y'all motherfuckers in here slapping me some sir give him some sarat so he can shut the fuck up give it to him give it to him because i might to go fucking sister around the door hey hold on one second is this sponsored by black people well listen here dan i know ever since no that's white liquor that's white oh it is white that's why we don't drink henny that's brown mr nick that's white wait a minute right i know he got into a fight we drink white liquor we drink white ligger we drink I'm not going to drink it. I know they got into a fight with Puff Daddy,

so they may not want to drink it. Hold on, hold on, hold on there. Hold on, hold on. If it's Gator Piss, he might just drink it. So you still drink the liquor? It got to taste it's acting like Gator Piss. I guess it's like Gator Piss. Well, it says imported.

Imported. That made it says. That good old Mexican love right there. It says made with vodka infused with natural peach and other flavors. That's immigrant juice. You don't want to drink that. I don't think that's like that is. Hold on telling them.

You know what they mean? It ain't better than Moonshot, I tell you that. You know what they mean when they say natural. You got damn right, D.C. Younger Fly. Let me tell you some Dan fella. You know what they mean when they say a natural peach, right? What do they mean? It has hair on it.

That's why the hair is still inside of that bottle. God damn it. He didn't shave that motherfucker. God damn it did you catch down? I said it still had hair on it. Welcome back 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Rebel. Well, we like all their peaches.

with hair on them. Nope, not me. I was dealing with a lady about four weeks ago. Her pussy smelled like an armpit. God damn it. That means that pussy's sweat.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What was her name? Glodale. Oh, my fucking God. You will not believe. When did this happen? About four Tuesdays ago. Shit.

Oh, my fucking God. It was about three Wednesdays and four Tuesdays. You know what's crazy? I think I'd done fuck with the same bitch. Well, who hasn't? Because I fucked her in her dog! five twosies ago I didn't want to tell my big brother

because I know he loved her but listen here and I loved the dog more Hey hey hey do you see how your cousin How's she doing? Who you mean his cousin or his ex-girlfriend Oops same person Same person

God damn it Randy You know what to tell everybody that Same person I like fucking with my family Keep it in together I just want some pussy And I say hey Cousin where's your dog

I'm finna hog that Y'all Bop the stick my wanky Between those twinkies Hey Way Sarah She is bad her That is my first cousin

But guess what I like the way she Suck these nuts Hey These nuts Y'all watch out now That's a new hit coming out That's it

these nuts. That's on a new country. This is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for white people who don't even like white people. That's the one right there. This podcast is for motherfuckers, all the white people who are mad because their Medicaid is not going through. Ha ha! Welcome to the clip, bitch. This podcast is for niggas who are with their job because they need the insurance. Exactly what we're going through over here tonight At the 85 South show Big salute to my man Nick

And my man Dan Much success to y'all niggins going forward Y'all been going crazy man We're trying to go crazy Keep going, man Yeah, retorted, yeah, don't see On this journey I can I get some advice

It's not criticism It's advice As y'all doing this shit Look for other avenues Of course You feel me Don't get comfortable I can't roast all my fucking life

We knew that You feel what I'm saying? I can't do this shit all my life You couldn't do Vine on your life And you see where it's gone We see where it's gone That's what started us And that motherfucker

It's poof out of here So guess what might be next Can you still get on there bitch No it's gone It's dead You can't even get on Even if you tried It's like

Niggas can't record no more It's over with Like niggas who was the shit On there It didn't transfer They lost their chance They lost Oh you're talking about the dude

Oh no he traveled Double dribble I'm not saying just people, just people in general. If motherfucker was on Vine still, I love Vine in 2014. It's 2017. If you still was on that motherfucker now. Wait, wait, wait.

What's fine? Exactly. Not doing that because Vine started a lot of motherfuckers. I ain't a lot of it. I appreciate Vibe. I appreciate Vibe. DC, no lie. Son, D.C. opened away for a lot of niggas to make it out the hood.

Yep. I appreciate you. I remember when Fat and Paid put him on Vine, I was like, man, who the fuck this nigga is? He didn't even have a vine at the time. The fact was just using him, get his views up. Next thing, you know, that boy got a vine son. He said, the fact said, y'all go follow my bud, man.

That boy got a vine, how funny he had, but. That boy, shot out 30,000 in one day. I said, man, this thing is about the past me up. Let me start doing funny shit. I had an android. I had an android. I couldn't even record that night. Come up.

You know how that shit in the faith time. Don't work like that. It'd be dark as far. Man, what? Then all of a sudden, niggies just went to go. Yeah. I never figured Vine out. That shit used to be dope.

though. It was six seconds. I know. You had to be real. If you wanted to tell a niggas something, how you had to say, We don't get your ass on, motherfucker. What a fuck, me? Seven seconds.

That was it. It was too long. That's just three, niggas. You're trying to hit him out. You're trying to hit his ass again. Got to do this shit again. Fly, you was out here taking them penitentiary chances doing shit every day. Yeah, I sure will, boy.

I got some story. No, he definitely paid away for a lot of ignorant niggas to go ahead. Hell yeah. He's still doing it. It's the crazy part. about it man it's just man you just do you man be yourself man you know what i'm saying like man like all that ignorant shit that shit is like funny as hell like that live well i tell a motherfucker right now like you know we used to do all the crazy ignorant shit yelling in the mall went to the android

i won't be an android or what i'm saying i phone with an android scream so i won't crack on you know what i've been making motherfuckers but the the the live reaction is the best shit not that stage shit stage shit can be good on the first try after the first try it's like you're doing it too much like you're trying

like we gotta get it done that first reaction shit that shit be price even if somebody face be like there that shit is hilarious because that's actually what they meant

and that's why me and Dan be blowing up off this shit because it's all raw it's not edited it's not on a widescreen keep it going it's not scripted keep it

it's like it's not we're not trying too hard niggies just going in there do the shit say a funny joke oh baby look baby his DC

no fly, baby, you know, shit like that. They'll laugh at it because you see, niggas trying to roast on the slick, and it's all done right than in there. Like, it's just, it's all raw and uncut. Like, nigger not about to plan this shit. I'll be like, yo, bro, you come out of here, you come out of there, bro, do this, that, and the third.

You say, ha, ha, not going. He, the niggas not trying to do shit like that. All the shit is just raw. It's straight from the Instagram camera. So you know, niggas not planning this shit, writing this shit down and leaking out with other people in California just to get their followers up. Like, Nick, when you, when you,

When you start wearing about your followers, some of the videos. Fuck the followers. Don't even look at this shit. I'm going to say something, bro. I'm going to say something real talk. I'm going to say something real talk about these people, man. You know what I'm saying? What do you say, boy?

I didn't say shit, but I told the truth. Crazy ass, let go out. No, but real tall, it's like, you know, when you started out, ain't nobody want to fuck with you. And now you're popping. Everybody's fucking with you. Everybody trying to fuck with you, man. I'm talking about I got cousins.

I ain't even know I had cousins. You know what I had cousins, you know. You know, uncles, I ain't even know what was my uncles. You know what I'm saying You got Uncle Shown? Just random man's uncle Now that's strange I got people calling my phone

My ex-girlfriend from high school She was white So you know I don't fuck with them no more So you know What the fuck did she say? Hey Dan Oh my God Dan I see you're doing your thing

Oh my fucking God All my friends talk about you all the time I told him how like we used to be something And now like you're so famous You think we could, like, talk again or something? Click. You think we could talk again or something? Clint?

Send him a dick pick. That shit is so true. Some family, even old family members that ain't fuck with you in years. Oh, more than you saying. They're coming out of the blue now. Call him my phone face. See, man, man. Your nephew over here, man, he just turned seven.

He loves you. Can you think you say we live for him? Just say it one time. We live, baby. Yeah, man, I love you. Yeah, man. Your nephew, love you. Everybody love your family.

Man, you should come on down to the cookout. Yeah. Come on, man. Come on the way to California. man we're gonna take care you baby we're gonna just buy your own ticket we'll get you a room you can stay upstairs in the attic you know as long as you're live we live yeah your nephew just love you hey shout out to that family though man you got to love them though that's how family do no even the fake family they're gonna get worse you know i don't know about y'all though

the person who's been behind me the most and my mom bro what you mean you're like we ain't got our mom in our life see let's see how white people be racist without trying to be I don't know about y'all, but I know me personally, my mama what's behind me. See, the thing is, I was trying to be nice because I know none of y'all got dads. Which is true. My dad. Oh, hey, bitch, I got two dads, bitch. Stop playing with me.

Shit, I ain't even got a dad, so. Well, you really, that's why you're black. That's why I got through the black car. Because you adopt it. Nah, my dad has to be adopted more. Rest of my father. They always get the white people out of the crowd. I want the little white guy.

Some strange motherfuckers Hey look We're enjoying our time here 985 Shout out 85 985 Do y'all hear that racist ass shit

Talk to him Black Nica said 985 That is racist What you're doing down here on 985 Huh Turn in to 985 The Beat

Rebel Radio That niggins say, man, we're doing good down here in 98-5. 85-7. He fucking it all up, man. I'm having so much fun out here in Oklahoma. I'm not going to lie. Shit. But we're in Atlanta.

I'm not going to lie. He said 98-5 Rebel Radio. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. He said, we're doing good at 98. 85 South, right? That's motherfucking right, man. Well, look, man, I'm enjoying my time with y'all.

This is a 2-Ax, man. What size is this? That's a medium It's white people size Hey, it could be All you gotta do is cut your fucking sleeves off Stick them in there That's for camera

We'll just use it on camera I don't know about this emblem The champion I don't know about this emblem Indians aren't my style It's not any I may not say that too loud You can not say that shit

You're fucking around any boy You never know who listened to this show You never I tell him who listened to this show No no Samuel L Jackson Nephew listened to this Janet Jackson.

You know Magic Johnson's son? Yeah. They gave him? His girlfriend listened to this show. Brough, Janet Jackson, first ex-husband listened to this song. Real talk. Stevie wanted to watch this show, nigga.

You know Michael Jackson is the other one, his child, the blanket? Blanket. Listen to it every time she put her covers over here. Every time. Yeah, real talk. That's a Michael Jackson's monkey. All play before.

The slave kids watch this shit on YouTube. He got like 9,000. Yeah. Niggas, they got deaf. Niggas listen to this show, Nick. They do. Real tough. We got all type of niggas who locked up be watching the old shit like it's new.

Real talk. Yeah, in the library. Listen to some old shit. I remember when y'all name was Steve hard. Like, we ain't been out. Damn, man. You don't need Kyle to check up on us and see how the show going or nothing. Nick, you might not know this.

Damn, be like, man, y'all still doing it. You don't want niggas be out cheating. I ain't no love from none of the executives This the podcast The girl be watching When a nigga out cheating You know this

This podcast is strictly For black people That's just for black families Are on Family Feud Yes And be getting mad at hell When they be saying Them dumb ass asses

Like no bitch And watch the white man Go over there and say The simple as shit Simple as shit Barbecue grill You know how bitch I couldn't think of a barbecue grill

And you got the whole family We were like, yeah, that was a good one. That was, the white family. Can't stand it. You know, who else this shit, fuck? Who? Niggas who can always saw the pulse on Will of Fortune and be like, Nick, I need to go on that mother.

I can't. Can I buy a vowel? I hate that damn show. I was like, I don't know. None of this shit. Majority of them bitches to be slogans. I don't know that many slogans. This podcast is for chicks who been out all day and then get invited somewhere else

and they have to smell their pussy first to see if they can go. Yep. This podcast is for the whole, who suck your dick with our ass. I love them ho. I love them whole. Sometimes they'd be a little too aggressive. You're like, bitch, why are you going to my pockets? I'm like, bitch, my dick is in the middle.

I mean, he's on the side too, you know what I mean? He's on the side. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's inside the past, baby. Yeah, not in the pockets, that's inside. The podcast is for chicks who lick your balls after all day. She lick all day balls. Ooh, that bitch got that bad bro back here.

Yeah. This podcast is for the girls that get deep throat deep throat cheek and lick your balls at the same time. Whoa! You mean the gangsters? That's what they are. Those are some gangster ass ladies.

I made a bitch like that. I know she's pregnant from the mouth. She's having her baby out of the mouth. She's not having no C-6s. It's a podcast for chicks who are coming to your house at two in the morning and wake her kids up and let them ride with her. This podcast is for niggas that turn super same.

win offhand or just all one of them dick pills see I want to say something but I can't because you know this podcast is for niggas I'm scared because I think DC young flies gonna get on my ass because I'm gonna end up saying the N-word on that this podcast don't say it this podcast is for white girls naked like it's hot nipples

we've seen them the fuck is wrong stop nigger this podcast is for white people I like to fight It's gonna be a fight. D.C. on flight.

Versus Peter Pan, Dan. Peter Pan, Dan. Peter Pan, and this nigga, you're gonna be the rebel. Yeah, baby. Don't let him do it, Dan, baby. Don't let him do you like that, baby. You shouldn't say the N-word, baby. Get up, baby.

Get up. This is what happened, baby. I've been wanting to do it, but you're my friend, baby. Man, those niggas. Not, but I understand that, love, you know. The cross and the six? The cross and the six. I feel like if that's your friend

and you're like, my nigga, what you doing, man? You know what I'm saying? But you ain't got to get it. Niggas fail to realize you don't have to go on the internet if you got the nigger personal number. Right. That's why I think niggas get the, you know what I'm saying, misconstrued.

They're like, what if the nigger got my number? What the fuck he on the internet? What if he blocked him? It ain't that. You got my number. You got somebody around me. What if he did text me? He just keep texting back the same fucking emoji

like he planned or something. Yeah. But I understand that, because people be feeling real-eyed, man, they got a following and they got kids watching them and shit. Like, that ain't a good thing for kids. If that's you, that's you, my nigga. You feel what I'm saying? But you got, don't help make these kids' minds up as well.

You know what I'm saying? Because I believe in God. You know what I don't care what. Nobody will believe it. So, you know what I'm saying? But, you know, they, you know, it's promotion-wide with all. all that too so you know how that played the part so that way i don't really give it down so let them do their thing so look uh me and dan we we kind of got some like some personal stuff to go take care

so you know i don't want i don't want in the show like you know like well say goodbye no y'all nika get up and walk out this how jacy this shit is we'll edit this shit out before you know it's been clip and then it be just like you know what i'm saying you're gonna say bye yeah before we get out of here though i want to say one thing nigger Don't worry about the child. I'm whoop his ass. He ain't got what about it. I'm whoop his ass.

Dan, I got your back, bro. They can't jump you, bro. They got to jump us. That's why I'm going to make your sister suck this dick so hard. I'm going to record it. I'm going to let the children watch. Well, y'all appreciate y'all for having us on the show. You're here, man.

I'm going to let the children watch. Bro, I had a great time. Great time with you guys. I'm going to let the dog watch. No, real talk, I had a great time out here in the A. Much love on the East Coast. I'm going to go to everybody in the graveyard. Let them watch.

This has been another spectacular episode of the 85 South Show. You already know what this is. This is a podcast for niggas who eat Lucky Charms and eat all the marshmallows first. My name is Carlos Miller. It's your boy, D.C. Young Flizzle. And I am your girlfriend's boyfriend. Hi, I'm Dan.

Nice to meet you guys. I really had an exquisite time on the show hanging out with the African-American. Culture is wonderful. They're going to kick your ass after this. 85 85 I don't think you know what follow movie got

they're going to find you You know it's crazy They are coming I'm letting you know they listen I'm listening All the 85 South show phone When y'all catch this nigga You know ahead

They're going to find Listen A nigga gonna walk up on you, but like, hey, boy, you're the nigga from the 85 South, I'm waiting. You're the nigga from the 85 South man. Hey, that thing's gonna be crazy, bro.

We got a crazy-ass-happer. Hey, he's gonna be deaf. He'd be like, hey, you. For the 85th ground in the way. Yeah. I mean, give me it. Hey, well, too. All right.

Oh, really? I know. Yeah, too. So, girl best friend, my girl best friend. Okay. Just roasted. Just say, here you take. Blizzie.

Hey, Blizzard, your big head. God damn. God damn head. Fuck wrong with you, girl. Anybody find with you. So pack nose that. We need it. Mm-hmm.

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