The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Welcome To 85 South | Ep. 1

Episode Date: December 9, 2015

DC Young Fly and Karlous Miller get to talking about Queen Latifah's titties, crackhead stories from the Westside, and why Creed's Michael B. Jordan blocked DC Young Fly on Instagram. For more moments from episode one, visit www.85southshow.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Welcome to 85 South. It's your man, Carlos Miller. It's your boy, D.C. on fly.

And you are listening to 85 South presented by Comedyhype.com. Yes, sir. Hey, man. We're glad that you're here, and you're watching. They're not here, though. They're not watching. They're just listening to this show. They're listening.

It's a podcast, man. Oh, so, like, satellite. Podcasts, right? No, this is not a satellite. This is just like, if you were sitting at the house with nothing to do, and you was like, I want to hear some niggas talk that I can't see, you would click on this. Oh, for real.

Yeah, a podcast pretty much ain't really shit, but two people that you kind of fuck with talking about shit that you kind of thought about. Oh, for real. Say it like, oh, I would think about that. Yeah, we could sit here and talk about whatever we wanted to. We could be a podcast. Just say something.

Watch this. Say some shit. Just say some shit. you can't say shit when you tell them to you been talking say some shit huh huh yeah that's what the podcast is okay so this podcast is called 85 south baby right because that's how you get to Atlanta you if you in guinette you just got your license back not too long ago you told you man I ain't said you nothing we're talking about 85 south I know you just got your license back tell them about the cutlass man man the 86 cut dog man ain't no sense 5 son of the V8

that's how I know you hear me that thing say oh hello You said your shit got five cylinders. That what it's saying? Bro, you need to go get that shit looked at. Why? Because it's supposed to have six at the minimum. She said five. No, your shit got a lawnmower engine in it.

Whoa, whoa, hold up. Hey, you're missing a cylinder, my name. A whole cylinder. So it's a six cylinder V8? Bro, maybe you got one of them exclusive cutlasses that they only made one of with the five cylinder. What your shit got? My shit got eight.

Eight cylinders? My shit is boss. So it's eight. It's eight niggas down there with cylinders. With cylinders, man. You got five. That's an odd number. You ain't get no pressure.

Nick, even when I looked it up, it's a 5.0 V8. That ain't mean it's a five cylinder, though. If it's a five point, that's... I've been lying to... You don't know that. And they've been to agree with me. You got a five. You got the...

Oh, that's what sucks. That motherfucker running, isn't it? They've been lying to me all day, bro. Well, I ain't going to lie to you, man. All right. That's how I know you was right. real, though. You didn't got no one got all this success. Millions of followers. This

thing can go by an 86 cut. Let me tell how stupid I am. I don't went on Instagram and saying, I got a box seven, y'all. I saw that shit, then you were like, hold up. This is an old one for a bill. You should have deleted that video and started over. I said, y'all, I got a box, seven. I'm a seven, but

you did. You riding, you're riding, you riding, you're riding 85 south with no seatbelt of. No, I got this. You know us. I put, I hooked the seat bill up and put it behind my seat. Then you are not a toddler. That defeat the point. I got to be riding.

Poli be thinking I'll be driving. I'm like, yeah. I ain't got no seat, man. That defeat the purpose of putting the seatbelt on. Man, look, it hurts. 85 South, man. I go across my chest. Yeah, that's pressure.

Asthma across your chest. And the seatbelt across my chest, that's pressure. Pressure. That's pressure. Hey, man. So what are you for all, Carlos? Hey, man. They don't know what's happening.

I'm from Mississippi, man. The hard part. You know that part of Mississippi you see in the movie. Like, Mississippi burning. with the white people with the little spit right here on the corner of their mouth? I ain't never seen no move with me That's one for them

That's why I'd be shocking to me When I meet some nice white people I'd be like You know the only way I can spell Mississippi is if I say M.I. Crigger letter, crickleather I Hickleather I

humpback eye Do you feel me now? I gotta say the old thing You still spelled it wrong No I did? I was just fucking with you See what you're going on I was from Mississippi

I had to get the hell out of that though man too small Man too small Ain't really too much going on Man, last time I went to Mississippi, man, I went to the club and the church was upstairs, I was like, man, this shit crazy. Mississippi is a crazy place. That's the only place you can go.

People have two front doors to their house. Two front doors. You go to somebody house in Mississippi. They got more furniture on the porch than in the damn house. They're real shit. Real shit. Well, you know. Mississippi is good for dudes.

Like, if you like strong-ass women, like you like thick, strong women who can do shit, like help you move a washing machine and shit. Y'all got, when y'all park on the street, you can still park slanted, like, back in the old day. Bro, you could park in the yard if you want to. It's just a whole bunch of grass and shit. That's the same way down here, man. A lot of 80-5 South run all the way down to the west side of Atlanta.

That's funny because, you know, like, Atlanta to South, right? But people in Atlanta, they think, like, if you call them country, they get mad. They're like, fuck you mean, nigga. But the crazy part about it, I had to agree with being country. When you go north, you'll understand how country you live. When you go north and you, you, you, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, see how much craziness up north got to deal with you just go on it and take it on it you know

what i'm a country motherfucker i'll be looking at niggas in the north like where does y'all learn these words bro i adapt to new york so fast i came back down here like son yo son shit is crazy they like digger was like boy you went to school with me i'm like yo son word to mother kid word to mother kid yo shit was wow son hey man wow son amen what you're from do i'm on the west side man What side of what? At Lana, man, out of there, Zone 4, where a crackhead could be your stepdaddy. Bro, I fuck with Zone 4, man. For real, man.

I learned so much from a crackhead, man. You know what? When I first moved down here, that's why I used to get my weed from. From a crack head. No, no, no. I was on Zone 4. You remember? Because they had, when they had that, when everybody was on their perp real hard,

my dog down that was selling them Perp 3 for 10. No, that was men right now. That was perp. That was weird with purple. He colored it. I know niggas who are colored purple. Do you think, on the men. I would drag all the way from Cobb County to go over there.

I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you. They would get a purple mark and color the hell out of me. Shout out to them creative, my fuckers, because it was, it was official. Listen to me, bro. I smoked the strongest gas from a crackhead. Let me tell you something. Bro, hold up.

Wait, no. I'm not letting you put this out there, me. Just this. The man bought me, he came. He was like, because they called me Jajan in the hood. So I'm chilling in the car. He's like, he like, Jajai, I got two grams in this gas. He said, give me, you know, they all.

I always want to add up. He said, give me $7.50. I said, I ain't got him a cell 25. Wait. He said, give him $7.25. I gave him $7.25. So before I got it, I got to stare it down because I'm getting it from a crackhead. Come on, man.

So I got to stare it down. So I'm staring it down for like 10 minutes. He tells him, God damn, man. It ain't nothing going to change about it. Brud. So look. Are you really sitting here telling me? You bought some weed from a crackhead.

Listen to me. I know him. He stayed across the street from me. I grew up with this man. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So I bought it. I rolled it up.

So me and my partner, we rind to a little get together. So I hit it. I hit it. I'm going to rewind. I start to look at the shit. I'm like, oh, shit. I put it up. Oh, it's too late.

My partner, done got out of the car. I'm still in the car. I'm just high as hell, man. They had to get together. I'm trying to get myself together. You feel what I'm saying? That's what you get. So look, no.

after a moment the shit kicked in it was a good hire and I told my partner I said look bro you got to hit this shit man this is smoking listen to me do you understand that you bought some weed from a crackhead I went and looked for him to see do we have whoever he stole it from can't he go steal some more because this was the best

weed I have ever smoked in my life this was your first mistake no first mistake is buying the weed from the crackhead because anything that a crackhead touch got crack on it now listen if that was crack weed that was crack weed hey hey kid don't do drugs but if you all the Twitter one better sprinkle or something of that shit you better sprinkle some crack on it that sprinkler or something hey boy that's the wildest shit I ever heard what's one of the best things you ever bought from crackhead

besides weed don't do that ever again you're like you're lucky to be here a car you bought a car from crackhead he was down on it last man how much you're giving for it Man, $8.50. You bought a car from Crackhead for $8.50. No, $8.50. You'll be surprised, man. He wanted the crowball. So he's going to steal another car.

These tell you from the west side. Listen, man, I have, boy, I'm telling you, you come from the west side while Crackhead can be your stepdad. What's the wildest shit you've seen on the west side? The wildest shit, hold up. Wait, I know you from over there, but this is the wildest shit I ever said on the road of the West Side. Yeah, you tell you on the west side. This dude, this crackhead dude had rain, right? And you know, the pothole in the street?

Yeah. Crackhead dude got butt-naked, took a bath in the pothole on the west side. No. Did the crazy shit I ever seen. I saw a crackhead hit another crack head on the west side with, you know, the pole that go on the box. Yeah. He had the long-a-end pole. He was swing.

Every time he swing and hit the ground real hard. So he kept hitting. It was the crazy thing. Man, I said the crazy part. This is one of the crazy part. I seen the Craighead running from an invisible snake. He was walking and he was like, oh, he would jump up. So I'm like, but I want to run with him.

It's a snake. I'm like, that I'm dangles. He's like, you don't see it, though. He's just running. And it wasn't ever no snake, but I have seen a crackhead beat up the dope boy. No. Man, listen to me, man. That turned my whole perspective on selling crack.

When we sell it to strength to whoop our ass with it, I don't know. I said, I'm stopping right now. Listen, he thought he stole his crack. So he walked up on him like, hey, man, I know you stole McCrack, man. I know he stole McCrack. He's like, listen, man, I stole your crack head because he's still head out of this street. No, it's one of them crack head.

You know, every blue moon, you got one of them crack head that just won't get small. They're like in shape crack hair. You know what I'm? There ain't nobody going to mess with him. Right, right. But just because they crack head, you think you can just beat him up because they're crack head.

So he's telling me like, bro, I know you're not stole McCrack, bro. He's like, look, I steal your crack. So the dope ball walked dope on him. Hit him with like a 3P, boom, boom, boom, boom. The crack head hit on with a 3P, boom, boom, boom. Doobo. Like, man, you ain't had nothing to do with it. And why not?

I said, oh, Lord. I said, man, he changed his whole argument. Man, I lost that shit. They fell out my pocket. He said, man, you know what, man, you ain't had nothing to do with it. It fell out my pocket, man. I said, man, I can't believe we selling these niggas, man. I said, oh, that's all that changed my whole perspective.

That's my whole perspective, man. Where's savvy, wild at hell, man. I'm Teddy, man. Wild at hell, boy. Wild, bro. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would

challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on the street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal.

He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into, lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro.

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listen to the good mom's bad choices podcast every wednesday on the black effect podcast network the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast so what made you getting in the coming man all way from miss miss miss seeing seeing shit just like that i all like i've always been like people thought i was crazy as hell growing up man because i just always like just kind of be off to myself just like fucking around talking shit But I was always a shit talking. So then once I figured out how to talk shit on stage and then transition and then start, you know what I mean?

Messing with it for real. I was like, this is what I'm supposed to do. I felt like I had wasted a whole bunch of time up until the point that I got to do in comedy because it was like I was supposed to be doing comedy the whole time. Man, you know, you don't even understand why I started doing it. What happened? Well, I got stabbed in 2013, you know what I'm saying?

But I... You had to buy a crack, buying weed from crackheads. Ain't got stabbed, man, yeah, man. You know, real street shit, you know what I'm saying? How old up, man? How you get stabbed? In the fight. It was that close?

You was close to a nigga. You mean, that's an old-school shit. No, that's a great part about it. You're like the, hold up. You're like the youngest nigga that didn't get stabbed there the long time. Niggins ain't been getting stabbed in like the 80s. You know, you know, back in the day when they used to be like, hey, niggas get stabbed, but you don't want to get stabbed no more. You know what I mean to tell you, niggins get stabbed no more.

Hey, I'm here to tell you, niggas get stabbed, man. Fuck the booze it. That shit hurt. You know what I'm getting stabbed. Let me tell you, man. So you got stabbed, bro. Like, say for I'm fine you. I'm locked in on you, but somebody stabbing me while I'm fine in you.

I don't know. You know, I'm locked in like a pick. So before you know, I'm starting losing. So you got stabbed by a nigga who wasn't even in the fight? I'm getting stabbed by a nigga who was like, get off in him. You got stabbed by a nigga boyfriend? Hell no. It was like somebody who was scared to get in the fight.

Oh, okay. You know what I'm saying? Okay, because the way you were swinging, like, get off of him. But that's how they, that's how they were doing it, though. Nigger husband didn't stab you. You feel what I'm saying? You got stabbed by a nigga husband. Get off of him.

But for real, though, man, that shit was real out there. So, you know what I'm saying? But the reason why I started getting to, you know what I'm saying? Like, I've been roasting since a kid. Bro, you didn't took that roasting shit to another level. I've been doing it since I was young. See, my parents are old, bro. Right.

See, niggas think I just started this. I have, see, I can't fight. So I've been, I know how to roast a nigger into not find me like, man, you know what man? They're going to beat your fun-ass. You know, you're a little fun-ass. But I was saying, you changed the whole little road. Because it's like, people hit me.

They're like, they'll hit me and be like, hey, T.L.D.C. I'm about to tear his head, so. Fuck you. I mean, like, man. You know, I can't even have a conversation. This is all we say. Hey, that was. I saw that little boy I tried to roast you, though,

when you were doing the giveaway the other week. Man. When you was out there with the kids, That little broke looked up his rich. Man, boy, you're ugly here. That's all that was so funny, man. You don't even understand. But I've been doing it for so long, man.

Bro, you was roasted. I saw another video. You was roasting the police. Like, a couple videos. Listen to me, bro. I'm glad I have become, quote-unquote, famous because it has changed my life a little bit. I don't get no more tickets. I don't get none of that.

Like, the past six times when I got pulled over. They'll come on to the car and be like, fuck you, man. Thank you. I was scared. That dinkies are dying from y'all. You feel what I'm saying? Who, like, out of all the places, who's the craziest person

and tried to roast you, like, old lady or somebody? Like, who's been trying to roast you? Man, I had, like, a group of kids. You don't understand, them kids. Kids me on your ass. It might be, like, 90 of them. What's the funnyest one?

I just have to pin them down. Does it matter any kids ever hit you with a good one? Man, I have heard a good one where I was, like, I had to roast them and, like, really make him go get his daddy, you know what I'm saying? Like that's a grown man joke Like somebody told you to say that

You know what I'm saying But yeah they're not They're not coming with a good one But I've been doing it for so long Like my parents are old Like my mom was 67 My daddy died He was 803

So my mom used to change wigs Every day Right So my mom used to go to school With me They're like Dang John John Then your mom just had

Microbreeds Now she got A pony friend I used to be like Bro He ain't gonna talk about my mama He didn't got Nothing else to say about my mom

This shit come back to day With the microbreads I'm like bro You don't know how much Press I'm getting in clad about you switching your wig so your mom had her church wig and her street wig listen she had five different weeks word she had micro mini twist brakes hold up bro why my grandma had the false teeth with the gold tooth on it yeah she had the same one that was like her going out teeth like if she was going

out with the star my mama had a dollar size yeah your mom used to be the candylated y'all hood rid but my mom used to switch your mom's 67 man 67 you're dad at 83 You know what that mean? That mean you're going to be old, listen to motherfucking, too. I'm still, I'm not trying to... You're going to live to be like 80. I'm going to live to be like 90. I don't know.

If you keep my weed from crackies and shit, you ain't going to be here to... Hey. Listen to me. That weed was smoking. Oh, we got a studio question. Somebody asked me how I met D.C. Young Flat. Oh, no. I think we bought our weed from the same place.

Now, this is the real... Y'all know the true story. This is the real story, right? So, all right, I met the crib on Vine, right? just fucking around on Vine. You remember when nobody really on Vine? It was just some shit that cool kids did, right? So I was like, I saw the video where you was like,

let me get some of that and some of that roo-root. I was like, this nigga funny as hell. I got to follow this nigga. So, right, then you fucking around and blew up. He blew up and got all these millions of hits. This was later, right? And I was sitting there watching an interview he did. He was like, well, D.C., you're transitioning into comedy.

What type of comedians do you like? He was like, man, I like them underground niggas, man. I don't really listen to nobody but that nigga Carlos Miller. I was like, it's my motherfucker partner. And then I found out that your management at our archive was my nigga Bob. So I pulled up on them. I was like, what's up, nigga? He was like, nigga.

He was like, oh, nigga. And then we went and got some breakfast and weed and shit. Sure, it was cool. I tell him about our first time. Oh, do you? The world? All right, so check this out. All right.

I don't even know if we can put this out there. So we can. So we get rid of, um, so we had the initial. with me then he did this wild and out audition and got on the show right so then we get ready to go to shoot the new season of wilding out we get stuck we get stuck in motherfucking cleveland like we get stuck for like a whole day and a half it's like snow everywhere blizzard you remember we walking that shit that snow was all over the place right wow oh my god i mean it's a straight blizzard me and fly stuck in cleveland he gets some crazy-ass little fine-ass chick to come

from somewhere I don't know what the hell. I don't know what the else. I don't know what the hell she came from. She just stayed in the vicinity. She was around the way, came through. I walked in the room. D.C. got her naked and watching the family guy

giving a massage and shit. I was like, hey, buddy. Hey. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Did a crazy part about it. I told him about it before she came. I didn't. He knocked on the dog before I can even get through.

All right here. Hey, Bubba's got in that, boy. I'm like, oh, man, hold up. But we're in the old hotel, right? You know the old hotel with the windows outside? Like, you can't see all the way in the window, but you can see that there's some people in there. It was a cigarette butt already in the hotel before I got it.

I said, man, these dicking I gave me a huge hotel. That shit was funny, though. Man, it was fun, man. That shit was fun. So we ended up turning up getting stuck in Cleveland into some fun shit, man. Yeah, so, man. We went a while or not, the day. Hell, yeah.

We weren't even stand and we got stuck We were just happy Like hey Who am I getting stuck again You know what I'm gonna give Can we give a shout out To all the groupies

Who give Uh entertainers And celebrities That's where all the Creativity come from But can y'all be safe Because a lot of entertainers So can y'all be safe

So in time for us like that We want to kiss and that Yeah just be safe We just want to be safe We're a condom man You know what I'm saying They said Charlie Sheen out here Man Charlie Sheen

But see he was out here Smoking Crack and everything Wow wait a man minute give us a bug cat yeah you give us a a a growl or something they said Charlie Shane was breaking bread and paying money

and having sex with whoever would do it not with whoever with whoever yeah there we go that's it that's the sound that they make when your test come back positive you know what you know them girl they're talking

they said to say they ain't know what you mean you ain't know they knew that's crazy that a bitch would die for a check like you know what I'm A bitch was no She's like Listen, we gonna die girl But look

We can spend a lot of money Before we die She in the club Trying to convince people He got it But he ain't got it Got it He got the first thing

I mean he's sick But he's like sickly He ain't sick He ain't deadly He's sick but not deadly It's HIV not AIDS It's like living with herpes It's thick and live

He'd be sick like Every now and thing he had to take a little pill but he's you acting like you ain't never caught the flu bitch you know what's crazy though is as uh Walmart Walmart Walmart sell at home HIV test now home HIV yeah I don't I think that's a terrible idea though because like what if you go to Walmart you buy HIV test and you go home and you take that shit and it's positive you it's Walmart you're gonna take that shit back and get your money be like this one broke I don't know I know I ain't got this shit hey let me get a

Another one. I don't know. Nothing wrong. Something wrong with this one. Can you like test your dog? He'd be like, man, my dog got this shit. I don't think dogs can get AIDS.

They don't got the right blood cell. I don't think. I don't know. Hey, man. Maybe dogs can kill. Maybe they can bite people. Hey, that'll be some shit to Google. Hey, that'll be, that'll be turk, man.

Oh, Lord. So what we got to talk about, man? Hey, that's a rough subject to follow up on. Yeah, yeah, you know. Man, my dog got AIDS. It's 80 degrees in the six. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.

On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal.

He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories. I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads,

we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12

on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network

every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. guests like Corinne Steffens. I'd never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened.

And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the wife said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower.

What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when a man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually send me money. Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. The IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. This podcast is to give people hope for the future and be better people. And to go vote.

And to go vote. And to get your life together. Start washing your ass. Go to church. Form a relationship with God. Wash your clothes. Maybe even get back with your baby mama. Maybe.

You know what I'm saying? We want people to listen to this podcast and become better people. Like, if you're the weed, man, and you've been, like, you booming, throw a nigga a gram every now and then. Don't be stinger. Like, I hate when you go get some weed and you're about to get some weed and this dude pull out the scale. Like, it's me.

Don't wait my shit. Don't wait my shit. No, bro, don't wait my shit. You've been doing it so long. You should, I already know how the eyeball. Don't give me the exact amount you're supposed to get me. I'm me. You know what I'm supposed to give me some more.

We really, we really come. This podcast is, first of all, we come from the hood. We come from the streets, bro. We are literally the voice of the streets. Right. You know what I'm saying? This podcast is for all the strippers who putting their makeup on about to go to work. This is what they listen to.

No, this is for all the strippers who are in the Uber. This is for all the strippers who got to work a double because they ain't got no ride home. This is for the strippers who end up saying that they're going to give a nigga to pussy and do get a nigga to pussy. They're for the real striples. This podcast is for all the niggas who got towed on but didn't. tell on the nigger who told on them that's what this this the type of shit you know what this is this is for this podcast is for the the preachers who still smoke weed and you know what I'm saying and put the little Bible plan together put the put and still and still get the sermon

together you know what I'm saying this podcast is for white people with no white friends no this podcast is for the white people who say nigga when ain't nobody around but they don't said to black people yeah yeah this podcast This podcast is for all the girls who like girls but don't eat pussy. And like the fake gay girls, they're like, uh-uh, I suck your teddy, but I ain't eat no coachie. Man, go, man, go on, this ain't for you. This is what this podcast for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.

Yeah, this is what this one for. This podcast is for the Poli who will get you a ride at the Poli Cup, but won't take it to you. Right, right, yeah, yeah. This podcast right here is for all the girls who work at Footlock with that fat little. a booty but the face ain't all that good I like that yeah hey this podcast is for all the niggas who ever bought a box of rubbers

and just went raw anyway that's what this part I like that I like that I like that I like this podcast for the niggas who ride no E but pass the gas hell yeah I like that this this right here is for all the niggas

when the joins come out they be lying three days later like yeah I had them bitches but I took them back yeah yeah that's for them see this podcast man is for everybody who walk around bath feed it, man. Just point blank pill and you know your dog, J-Ped on the phone.

Yeah. You're a nasty. Hell, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Hell, yeah. This podcast right here for all the fine-ass women with three kids and they all sleep in the bed together.

That right. Right. Yeah, this podcast. This podcast is for all the baby mamas who be online looking at your baby daddy, new bitch trying to figure out why he don't want you no more. That right, too, because they like, I was in D.C. funny.

But this nigger right here, fuck, nigger. This for all the holes who should have gave me supposed it two years ago. And now they thought that I was going to fall out, but they fell out before I did. Holla. This podcast for my principal.

You a fuck, nigga. Yeah. Yeah. This podcast right here is for all the people who got a job and you keep telling on there everybody and you're about to catch that ass-whipping if you do it one more time.

Let me tell you something. This podcast for the folk who ride the bus Everywhere Even around the calendar Like, nigga, you're gonna walk You know who this podcast for? This podcast for that old nigga Who'd be at the store by

And them scratchout ticket Let me get two of them One six Because Carlos them about to come out Yeah, give me two of them Number 13 and give me 50 cent Straight box, one six six And give me some aluminum foil

Because I need to tighten up this wire Right quick Yeah, this podcast is for If your stepdaddy is a crack head, but don't nobody want to say nothing because he's strong. And he loves your mama. And he loved your mama.

He loved the shit at your mama, though. He loved the shit at your mama. And he won't do crack around, nobody. Hell yeah. That's right, too, man. This podcast is for all the girls who go get their vagina wax and still got hair on their booty. That's this who, this is.

Hey, I got a story for that, bro. I never realized I had hair on my butt. Hey, man, no, no, no, no, no, no. I went to my mother. I was like, It's how about now? She was like, what's Tito hair now? You stupid as fuck, man.

You stupid. I was scared. Hey, man, this podcast for all the women who give decent head, but they don't mind giving it. That's what this is for. But this ain't for the ones who just give it and think they're just good because they give it, bitch. You guys don't use teeth. This podcast is for the girls. Number of lips, tongue, and spit.

That's it. Why? That's the last one this for. This podcast is for all the girls who smell they coached you before they gave you something. Salute. Those chicks will come back and be like, you don't mind if I take the shower, dude.

No. Go ahead. Please knock that tilapia off. If you can't get enough for the shows, follow us on social media. My name is D.C. Youngfly. And my name is Carlos Miller. If you haven't already subscribed to 85 South,

so you can get the next episode, to your inbox. Did you see Queen Latifah Tittas in that movie? Oh, they would be. That was terrible. What happened? Her tithes looked like two of Mike Tyson's old speed bag. They was beat up.

Beat up. Titties looked like two flat footballs. Damn. You think Queen got no... All them years I've been wanting to see them titties and they let me down, bro. So you're telling me to set it off tithes, though. Them tithes have been set up. They set down now.

Shit. Damn. I was mad as hell. Them tithes in hell. I know you in IT. Why? No. None. That Queen Latifah Tittas. They was all depressed. Like, they didn't even have like, they didn't even have like the Queen Lativa fire.

You know, like, Queen Latifah would be like, who are you calling a bitch? Them Titties was like, mustn't I be talking to us? So you're telling me her chance is suffering with depression. Then them tithes, them tithes long. Her chances are suffering with depression. Man, they're going through something, bro. So you're telling me that the motherfuckers are like caked up? They're not, bro.

No, I'm talking about you have to put them up Okay, check this out You ever made breakfast You know like when you're just showing off And you crack the egg And you hold the egg up half of the bowl You let that bit drop Yeah

That's what them tities look like Scramble the egg tities Pre scrambled though Out the shell Yeah Hold on, hold on I got a picture Have you ever seen

Big Mama With Martin Lawrence in it Man roast some tits Real quick Roast Queen Bring them tities here, boy. These motherfuckin look like Madea Titties. You see Medea Tittis?

Get somewhere and set out of Titties. That's them get somewhere and set out of Titties. Man, I bet her, they hide her real tits. They, them bitch, it looked like a, have you ever seen a cookie birthday cake? Hell no, man. Them tithes sitting on top of her abs. Hell no, Queen. Them ain't her tits.

This photo. No, it ain't. These tithers are Photoshop. Oh, shit. These tithes don't even want to be tetties no more. Oh, amen. And all the wait, come out your tits. Bro, I'm on, hey, man, I'm over this shit.

Hell, these do. Damn. They've been through something, man. Man, the nipple is right there where they split off at. Hey, man. Them tities are living single. Ooh, in the 90s got to care. I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad I'm.

pick a titty up what pick a titty up that's right whatever you got to you gotta fight with when the thing moved to the left and the right right do god damn oh shit the main queen titties i know they ain't bro that's photoshop i know it is i know it is she used a real titties for that movie man they had to pay her extra ooh they pay her extra a fly shit

hey could you do us a favor download this podcast just It's like Queen Latifah Titties off of iTunes, man. Please. 85 South, man. We're going to crazy, man. We're going crazy. Speaking of movies, man, you're about to break into the movie game.

Man, I'm trying to turn it up. You've seen, you know, Rocky got a new movie. Oh, Tony Creek? Yeah. Oh, man, it was a good movie. You ain't seen it? I wouldn't go see it with my girl. They're crazy part about it.

Hold up, bro. Listen. I don't love, bro. Listen, this is a funny story, man. Michael B. Jackson. They ain't name, right? Brian Michael George. Yeah, that, him.

Or Michael Brian Joanne. Jackson 5, Brian. The Nick, you know the Nick, yeah. Brian McNight Jackson. Wallace. Brian McNight Jackson. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

He blocked me on Instagram. Why? Because he used to go with my girl. He used to do what? Yeah, he used to go with my girl. Hold on. You say what now? He used to go with my girl.

So, so wait a minute. Let me clear this up. Hold on. You know how people get these mixed up. So your girl, they used to go together. They used to talk back in the day. They were talking. doing a little something something to each other on the phone texting i mess it okay so then you came

alone no this this this is you know what I'm saying this this is after me you know what I'm after me he just don't like you because I don't know I don't I'm not going to take it into that content I'm gonna put this on a record I fuck with him you feel what I'm saying I never met him but I fuck with him because he's he's listening to this he let him listen shit I can say this in person right but I'm saying when he hear this he's gonna be like oh it's It ain't what I thought it was. It wasn't ever what you thought it was. You just block me because I go with a girl.

You feel what I'm saying? I thought you were. I thought you were. Oh, I thought you had, like, roasted him or something. No, because he used to follow me. You know what I'm saying? Then when she told me, I was like, she's talking about, I've been told you. I'm like, bitch, you ain't telling me shit.

I'm going to go and keep it 1,000. You know what I'm going to keep it 1,000 with. Like, bitch, you ain't telling me shit. If it was me, you'll block me too. I would have blocked your head too. But you know what I want to see you happy for with my old girl. I'm not about to look at you Fuck you mean

Nick, fuck you mean That's my girl Listen, that's my lady You don't block me You block the lady No, because you'll be posting her too No, I blocked all my old ex Girl, but I never blocked their dickas

She blocked her ex But then he took the shit To a whole other level And blocked you What he blocked you for? That's what I'm saying But he should have though But the crazy part about

I still went to go see the movie You ain't have to I wouldn't win I'm not about to sit there And enjoy a movie of a movie And the crazy part about it... Who used to smash my girl. I'm gonna fuck how good at it.

I'm not going. Every time he would kiss the girl in the movie, I'm like this. Bro, you miss that shit? You're secure, though. You know, I'm straight. You're secure as hell. Because all the house was like, oh, Brian Michael Jackson, we love him. Listen, I'm really praying with Hawkins.

I really don't give it down at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying? But all I'm saying is, I fuck with your ground, bro. Keep doing your things. Salute. Just unblock me, bro. God damn. No, no.

Just unblock me, brus. What's the name? Because we're going to run into each other. And guess what I'm going to say, in your face? Fuck you, me! Fuck you, man. Why you block me, man? Don't block me.

Hey, man, shut out to Brian Michael Jordan. Yeah, man, shout out to Brian Jackson, man. What is it? Michael B. Jordan. It's Brian Mc Jackson. Shout out to Michael B. Jordan, man. Man. Hey, I ain't go lie, man.

Look. Hey, don't unblock. Man, no, I'm supposed to block the nigger who smash your ex-girl. I want to block that nigga, too. To be honest, man, I fuck with the movie, man. He did a thing, man. You know what I said? But at the end of the day

I'm blocked me, man I'm blocked me man It's the player rules to it Bro, I'm telling you on some player shit I would have blocked you too Listen Who the hell want to be on this? That's just show me with that serious

Check this out If you're on Instagram right You're on your feet You're just scrolling, you're scrolling Then you see a funny-ass nigga with two million followers Hugged up with your bitch You ain't gonna block this thing

You better be glad I didn't put up a real video Exactly I'm talking about one of them real videos One of them, hey, hey, hey, hey Make a dick of water cry That would fuck the move up, man That would fuck the whole move up Bro, you better quit talking shit

He was boxing, he didn't get big, bro Let me tell you some Better than hit you with one of them Up or cause First of all, we're not gonna take it that fuck It ain't gonna be none of that You know what I don't know how serious it is The nigga doesn't block you

He just blocked because he don't want to see me kissing My baby The one I be ruby-d-dub-d-d-d-d-bed It's mine now Oh man It's like stepdad. Don't nobody like they stepdad. He the dad be other stepdad.

All right. All right. You know what I'm doing? I'm taking a picture with the kids and shit. You know. That's why you block. Take it to the church. You know what I'm saying?

Daddy on IG. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. That shit crazy. But look, though, man, the end of the day, man, that was a good movie. Everybody was going to see the movie.

That is a good movie. Michael B. Joy I always love to see black people do some amazing I did not like, well, we'll talk about that shit later. Yeah, we're going to talk about that shit. Yeah, go see that shit, man. It was a turned-up movie. Yeah, go see it, man. It was a turned little movie, man. You know what I'm saying? Ain't no hard feeling, man. It's just on black men, real nigga shit.

Hell yeah. So you got, you getting blocked by people and shit. Hey, man, it's the game, baby. What's your man, Carlos Miller? It's your boy DC on Fly. And you're listening to 85 South presented by Comedyhype.com. Yes, sir. Follow me, D.C. on Fly. We're turning up. Fuck, you what you mean?

Give me some handclaps. Check this out. Give them some claps. Give us the claps. That's how Queen Latifah's titty sound when she's running. Fuck you, me. 857. 85 South, man.

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