The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Welcome to Atlanta | Ep. 25

Episode Date: June 3, 2016

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85, hide, hey. Ain't scared of no roaches. Yes. Tweet. Instagram. I'd be like, bro, do you ever get on Instagram and be like, man, I'm about to get on this bitch and talk to Jesus. I'm just going to keep talking to him.

Whether he talked to me or no. Do you? Do you get on Instagram and be like, nigga, I'm about to talk to Jesus. Whether he talked to me back or not, I'm just going to have a whole conversation in this nigga comments. I talk to everybody else

till he's going to see me because the whole feed going to be me. I am being bullied on social media. Man, let's start. Are we waiting on this picture, right? Well, he just turned out of season. Hey, this is the 85 South show. You already know what time.

This is you bought D.C. I'm just showing us on Sunflowersites. Live from Los Angeles, California. I'm laughing at a mythical. Eat your sunflower seeds, man. We're going to jump in this bitch and get this podcast. You don't see like you'd be eating sunflower so he could be all that have you. I like eating hair.

That's a technique to it. You got to lick down first so you can lay the pussy half down. You got to perm to put the head down. Yeah, you got to lay it down. You got to go with the grain first. Yeah. So, you know what I mean? You got to go.

with the curl pattern yeah he's right there i don't care i know how that shit happened that's not her fault they're beautiful they like snowflakes they all look at you got to look at pussy like cake bro that's how because it's like even if you get an ugly piece of cake nigger you still got some cake and cake good then the motherfucker well not all cake all the cake good shit if it ain't pound cake i'm just saying the average cake good it ain't been like two cakes that people really don't fuck with them. I don't know like a pineapple cake like pineapple upside down cake or that uh you know just just some a whole bunch of food some dry like the only way cake could be bad if it's dry as fuck you know what I mean so that's why I always look at pussy like cake nigga so even if you

get a fucked up piece of cake I'm done still cake money why the sunflower seed with delicious boy you're me anybody out there who understand them who got a finish on sunflower seeds you know them things are delicious are we starting and help you with your mind oh This is the 85 South show. Welcome back. Shaman Carlos Miller. It's your boy, D.C., young fly.

Here you been, man. Hey, boy. You're just too niggerish, man. You just come to the podcast whenever the fuck you want to. No, I'll say be working, though. You know that. I know it, man. I'm back now.

I got to ask you, like, I don't know what the fuck you've been up to. Like, we just don't talk. Like, I know what you've been up to. But the world, don't. The people who listen to the show, they don't know. So let me act like I don't know. D.C., what you've been up to? Hey, World.

Yeah, man, I had to go shoot this new edition movie, man. I had a little part in it, man. What you do? You're the new Bobby Brown, man? No, nigga, I wish. Real shit. I would try to do dance mood to let him know I could have played that. Bro, real shit.

You would have been a cold-ass Bobby Brown, man. The shit, Craig, because they kept saying, cut, D.C. Stop Dancing. I was like, okay. Oh, so you was in the background doing it up. So what's this new edition movie about, man? It's a biopic? It's by, um, it's what you say?

Biopic. That means it's about that life of a show. I thought it was a biopic. It's just the same shit. Tomato tomato. Motherfoot. But no, it's straight. It's about a new edition, man.

And I guess, because my little part was just, you got to see the movie. I'm a barber. I'm a barber. That's what's up, man. And I could as easy. Bro, you've becoming a hood legend, bro. Trying to, man. You know, I'm trying to make a way, man.

I'm just trying to keep the bills paid for, like, up to months. I can't wait to see you in Tyler Perry movie. Wow, what? That shit crazy, man. Tyler, if you're listening, hire me, nigger. Hey, you know, I'm so arrogant when it comes to this pocket. I just assume everybody. who famous be listening to this shit.

Shout out to Tyler Perry. This nigga been listening to this 85 South show since the first episode. Well, if he haven't, I know Madele have. All right, let's make up some lines real quick. Get some way and set out. Who else listen to the 85 South show, bro?

Barack Obama listened to this. Bro, you know Barack and Michelle love the 85 South show. Michelle Headby. She listened to this. What the fuck did you just say about Michelle Obama? I'll have been nappy, bro. Shit your ass up. Who else listened to the 85 South show?

Oh, shit. You know Bill Cosby probably You know Bill Cosby is Bill Cosby listen to this shit I drop a pill and I listen to the 85s Oh, Joe. Those guys are hilarious and funny. Oh man, I know we just ain't received.

Who else listen to this bitch, Flea? Who listened to this bitch? Hillary Clinton probably listened to it. Hillary Clinton. She'd be saying, these niggas crazy to the motherfuck. You know who else be listening to this shit? Before he got jammed up. Who?

El Choppo was listening to the show heavy. He was like, that he's been in The monkey is crazy. Exactly, bro. You know who else be listening to this shit? Who listens to this shit? Denzel Washington. You know he listening to this shit.

I know he does. He got to. All right, all right, all right. I listen to that podcast. That podcast is hilarious. You know who I heard the shit we were talking about. Who? Boy, they said Queen Latifah mad as hell at you.

What? She got no, she got no, what? What kind of tithes? Them get somewhere and sit out. Don't get somewhere and set out, tities. My back hurt. Who else, bro? We got a lot of fans that listen to this shit.

Man, we got a lot of fans that listen. That shit, Craig is going on and on and on, man. Like, all the motherboy listened to this shit at church. Bro, hell, yeah. They said, you do a lot of cursing, but it's funny. You tell the truth. Bro, we got a lot of pastors that listen to this shit during the real. I bet they do.

I don't know who plugged us in on the church community, but the 85 South show, they was like, when y'all going to do one with no cussing? Shit, we're working on it. God damn. We're working on it. God damn it. I think they like that pastor, the deacon. We'll get into something.

Bro, you know what, though? What we're going to get into today? What we're going to get into? You know what we're going to get into this evening. What we're going to get into this evening. Okay. Well, look, man, you know, we got a lot of people who listen to our show just to hate on us. Like, niggas love the show, but they just want to sit back and roast us all goddamn.

I don't know why, like, we just don't do this shit. I do not know, man. So, look, we got enough. another victim today. Oh, Lord. Who? Brough. Him?

Brough. This guy? First of all, the nigger named Rodney. You know he ain't going far in life. Rotten it 2-8-8-6. That's how you know you can't come up with nothing. When you put your first-fold... When you put your first-fold...

Your first four digits of your... Social security numbers. These nigginsie, lame at hell. Rodney 2-8-7. 28-7. You don't want to be an FBI agent. Where is it? Rodney on the phone?

Hey, what's up y'all, nigger? What's happening, bro? Hey, D.C., nigger. What's up, man? Hey, let me tell you something about And this Corella Deville dog you got You too big to have that little bit-ass dog Hell is you saying

I bet you kick your bitch out the bed Just so your dog can sleep in it Egg lab, boy Hello You know you hear me Hello Fuck up Your phone cut

Your phone fucked up You two bitch Trying to build a studio In that little bit abat baby You fuck wrong with you And then you got a guitar And the piano That's you

That's you in the picture two times Egg lab, what? Two rubber Whipfield. How you doing, brother? What? Hey, you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get a girl pregnant wearing two rubbers. I don't know what's worse, niggins. I really don't know what's worse.

Hey. Getting fired on your day off or getting a bitch pregnant wearing two rubbers? Some telling me with this goddamn couch sweater you got on. I'm just saying, nigga. You got a built-in Rasp-ass-ass-ass, nigga. I got a built-in, what? You are ugly as shit. You know what you look like?

What don't look like, nits? An auntie. I just want to tell you that. Rodney, where the fuck you work at this? You got to dress like a referee. I work at a skate ring. You look like I work at the skating. You'll be on the flow.

Eggline, nigga, titty kids, move. You too slow. Eggline, boy. Oh, substitute teacher face. You push them in the middle. You hate your job. Ugly, boy. You got to blow your Wilson when folk racing too fast.

Hey, no running in the skate ring, eh, boy. Fuck wrong with you. That's why you got the skate to work. Ugline. kid. Rotting to be on the highway going fast hell on the emergency lane. They fucking up my grip. Ugly, boy.

I appreciate it. But that still don't beat the fact that you work at the Skane Ring. You be around a lot of kids. Old lad, boy. You only work on Sundays in the daytime. Ugly, boy. This nigga on Instagram, hit Grandma dog. Cheezing like a month, man.

No, he took that from a kid from the Skane Ring. Egglaid, kid. You don't get your out from the day. What are you from working at a skate rink by yourself? You're the owner and the security and the skate man and the ralph. He's like, hold up, I got to go get some skates. What type of nigga wake up and go apply for a job at the skating ring? This nigga.

He walked there. I can do that shit. I can run the skating rink. This nigga looked around the skatern ring and see how much help they need. He's talking about y'all hiring. Egg lab, what? This nigga looked like beige loaf after she had the baby. This motherfucker is.

God, bitch. Hey, let me, Hey, Roddeny. What's up? That better not be your only job looking at. God, I ain't my only job, man. You're a lie. You're going to come right here on the 85 South Shore and laugh.

You even work when there ain't nobody in that skein. It's just you. They can practice and moods and shit. All right. All right. We go drop. We go drop. He'd be here not teaching a new kid how to do the wobbling and shit.

Wobbered. Whobbered in. What do you want, niggum. What do you want, nigger? Hey, I'm gonna tell you, top of your head look like Drake's face, niggins. Hey. Rodney, you so fucking lame, we're just gonna mute your ass when we play this shit. You ain't saying shit interesting yet.

Let me tell you some. If you go to work with a long sleeve and you got on shorts. All your hats are made out of a vagina wall, nitty. Rodney, I don't trust no nigger with pink lips and white eyes. You're a bitch. Rodney. You're going to tell the police everything. First of all, oh shit.

Look, at the picture with the skating rink, with the cubbies in the back, ladies and gentlemen, with numbers and words on them. It's a Rodney 2-887 love this place. Why you love working at the scaring ring, Rodney? Talk to. Talk to me. I'm just a black man trying to make it.

It's an easy job. Yeah, you know. Hey, man. Hey, hang up on this, Nick. I believe this is a lesbian. This ain't no real dude. He's down, so. I told him he's an auntie.

This nigga worked at the skate ring and play with his grandma's all day. Oh, four-fired, Lika, a picture getting ass nigga. Hanging with the big dog. Man, that's a little dog, man. This nigga, this nigga, me and my brother having an old school jam season

like back in the day. You just want to be born in the 70 so bad. Yeah, I do get my phone on, nigga. I'm not going. I have a lot of what the fuck I do. I saw you I saw you roasting yourself on Instagram,

man. You're a special kind of nigga. Right now. Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with watching people skate back. Hey man, I'm shit Nicky, you know, I do that You know, I'm trying to be like you two rubbers

You're in the band, right now Is you in the band, right now? Rtonney, you're in the band, bro? Your shirt say rock band, man That t-shirt was free, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. He had to win it in a race at the Skane Ring A child went out there and raised by himself

He said, I ain't going to let you race by yourself now Rodney, we're going to sing you some shit, bro. It just don't come easy. You're doing bad out here, my name, you need a scholarship I respect the shit out of you I appreciate you I appreciate you You can get a job

At the skating rink I appreciate you for being that person Who somebody need Watching their kids Yeah man From 7 to 11 No some real niggas shit though man Hey real niggas do real things

Like turn their skates in Right before the skating rink closed Man I bet that be you We're having a special You can get you a free pizza And a hot dog Right now

Looking at it Hey man But why we got you Why we got you on the phone, bro. How much you're going to charge us to have D.C. Little Boy birthday part up there? Hey, man. For real, for y'all, nigger, uh, free, man.

That's what I'm my niggas. For real, real respect, y'all are my niggas. You know, I'm going to be so mad if you ain't got no pull at the Skame Ring. Bro, when we come to the goddamn Skame Riding. And we see a nigger telling you what to do, we're going to beat your ass. Let me tell you some. He probably don't even work there.

He won't be showing out in front of the manager so he can't work there. He'll work there. He just being wearing his own referee shirt and shit. be blowing the woods. No, don't worry about it. I got you. I got you. I ain't get your ass on. You don't need work here. Man, I feel bad. None of that and found out you on radio stations. You'll be breaking up all the fights in the scaring, don't you, right?

Now I'm out there taking stuff with Walmart vets, though. Y'all over here talking about my job. Oh, look at you, right? You got the face of a forklift worker, right? A forked lift. Oh, no, you can't talk shit, niggie. You got the face of a nigger and maintenance that working McDonald's. Rodney, I would respect you more working at McDonald's.

Rodney, you look like the nigger. play the organ at church. I tell Tiffany if I see D.C. Cooking my food with them dirty-ass hands, I'm gonna be mad. Let me tell you. Hey, don't right in like he's saying soprano at church.

He's saying, they look like that. I'm not, I'm the Livered guy. That's what he looked like. He probably went up to the sanctuary with his skates. I've been delivered.

I swear to God, you was probably the dirtiest nigga on earth. Rodney, if you sell Capri's sons after you get off work, I got some for you all, hey, Ronnie, do me a favor. Stop taking pictures

with other people. people's shit, man. We're looking through your Instagram profile. You don't own none of this shit. He don't own none of this shit. Hey, I'm doing pretty good, man. I got me a good woman.

I don't believe that shit. She's paying all the bills because your skeinering ass can't pay shit. Hell, yeah. That's how she referred to you. You the nigger that worked at the scamering.

What can't you do? I bet she'd make you take the trash out in your rollerblades just if she'd make you hurry up and get back in the house. He gets mad and skate backwards. I don't have to deal with this, Lakeetia. Ah, ah, ah, he'd be dropping low.

Fuck you. Rondon to be dancing like hell on those skate Hey, I bet you don't rand over the dog Trying to be fancy and shit Hey Rodney, do me in favor, my nigga Take them damn skates on Hey man, grow the fuck up, my nigga I'm just bullshit

Nah, I fuck with you Ain't wrong working in the skating rink, man Whatever you do to pay the bill, man Hey man, do you, man Get your role on Everybody, everybody, get your roll on You got a bright future, man You're going places

mostly in a circle, but you're going. I know. I'm going to my face is in your bitch. Hey, man. All right, Rodney. You ain't shit. You ain't never going to be shit. Roll out. Keep listening to the 85 South show.

Damn you and fuck you. What? Hey, man, 85 South Show best podcast out. Me and my nigga Brad love that shit. Appreciate it, girl. I'm a girl saying he hates child, niggas. Hey, love the 85 South show. Keep listening to that shit.

That's the best thing got. Hey, man, appreciate it. Your girl got an ass like a lunch lady. We don't care about her pain. She said her roll-in. Tell them I'm going to be wearing two rubbers. Please do, my nigga. Play that shit for him, Kat.

All right. Hey. This is the 85 South show. Hey, hey, we go drops. We go drops. We go drop. This for my nigga, Rodney. Hey.

Hold up, your move's too slow. Now, get your ass in the middle. Hey, no running in the skating ring. Don't fight now. Grab some skates. Lakeisha Mathis, your mom outside. If you lost your keys, come find me. Go see my man Rodney.

If you want to trade in for some big kids, rollerblades. If you want some speed skates, that are extra $2. Hey, hey. Have your birthday party right here at the skate ring. Have your mom call down. We have a holiday special. $25 deposit. If you want you a free pizza, come get in now.

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This nigga, we're right at the goddamn skating. Ain't no wrong with the working at the Skater, right? Who else listened to the show, man? He better being cheap. Bro, this is the only podcast where people call us and tell us we like the show and we cuss them out. This is the only podcast where motherfuckold called the show

and tell us that they hate us but appreciate us at the same time. This is the shit, man. Like, I hate you ugly motherfuckers, but I appreciate y'all. Y'all help me throughout my day. Right. Because you know who this podcast is for, right?

Who is for? This podcast is for all the chicks who got an 09 Malibu with three hub caps on. Ooh. This podcast is for all the chicks who driving their Toyota camera but your transmission shlipping.

This podcast right here is for them girls with them little medium titties. Don't even got to wear a bribe they don't want to. Ooh. They just be living life free. They always be itching, though. Why them little tiths be itching? I don't know. They just be moving.

You ever notice that little titties be itching on the top and then big tittes be itching on the bottom? You ever notice it? And they just be spread apart. Yeah. They look like blinkles. Hell yeah. I like them little titties. This podcast right here is for women who wait to all their panis get dirty before they watch them.

I hate them bitches. Me too. But I know they be listening. I seen Tuesday, I like, I know us will do what we do, but if I see your Tuesday panties on Thursday, bitch and I know you ain't watch no clothes. Bro, if I sell with the same bra on in the same week, I'm gonna start questioning where we at.

Like, damn, you had this bra on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, you got some more bras, I hope. Like, I know what going on. Right. Why didn't you change your problem? See, they always had a big titty bra. They got the bra that make the titty look big. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Shout out to the big titty bra, man. I love, they love it. They love that. They don't matter what size tithes they got. Bride, they make them titties look big, bro. Shit being real out in these streets. Bro, shit, being real in these streets, though.

Man, so. I had to look at my paper, you guys. What's on the paper, my nigga? Oh, it said, Faison Love joined the Casbo, BET, three's part, new edition biopic, along with Wood Harris. Wood Harris in there, bitch. Michael Rappaport.

Did you see these niggas while you was there? Duane Martin. I seen Duane. Lala Anthony Martin. No, I ain't see Lala. Bro, Lala's so damn flame. I heard that. The crazy part about it, I thought she did it,

but I heard the doctor did it, but the doctor did a real good job. It don't matter, bro. It did a real good job. Ladies, if you need a real doctor, ask Lala, because that's how your body's supposed to look, okay? I don't condone none of that shit. She's supposed to match, okay? Hey, fuck surgery.

Love yourself. Yeah, fuck that shit, man. Love your goddamn self. These bids should be coming out with their titty looking like, goddamn, them little lights you put on the wall where you get hit. My whole titty be looking like them click on. A little click lights. Yeah, them look.

I called them the twister lights. left hand on red bro these women going crazy with this goddamn surgery man listen to them they're going

retarded man they're looking like little little wasp nobody be built like a wasp damn right they just be big

bumble being all around and just see this come in big ass titty is no waist big stupid ass no legs

the bitch the bitch way so small her ass is just like her ass is like she can't even

sit in the seat because her hips don't even fit or waist. I love that. Shout out to all these women with these fat-ass booties. Even if you bought it, I don't give a fuck. Shout out to the women. I'm tired of trying to figure out if you bought this booty or not. Just shout out to the women who rap they self in rubber bands at night. You know what? We're going to make this shit

easy. Shout out to all the women that's still alive, goddamn. Yeah, and your ass ain't blowed up. Yeah. Just all you got to be is fucking a laugh. Shit. I'm going to go get a paintball gun. I'm just starting shooting bitches in the ass just to see what happened. What the fuck? That bitch is blow up And that how I know

I know what's gonna happen You gonna get your ass beat By some girl named Tanya Don't be out there fucking with people You know what I heard In other comedy news I'm so fucking done Talking to your ignorant ass man

They possibly This is a rumor Going around I don't know who the fuck started But they might do Tell me the bullshit you heard Bro they said they might do Another Austin Powers man

I don't know For what? We already know he's groovy baby For what? I don't know man A lot of shit been going on After the damn Beyonce one That was it

Ain't no more gold Oh, nigga Come on I got some shit to tell you What happened? You know bad boy records Had their 20 year reunion right What?

Nick guess who showed up We were talking out The shit about three weeks ago What? Nick the black little Kim showed up What? The black one She must have had on a ski mask

Bro, that's what I'm telling you I'm telling you dog These motherfuckers be listening To the show Because you remember saying I want my little Kim back Guess who the fuck showed up Who?

Little Ken? M, nigga, the black one. Which one? Shout out to the old school little kid. The black one. Oh, that's why the Polly came on stage because she had the ski ass on. No.

Oh. She took the shit off. She's black again. Just like that. That made folks scream. I bet did it with like, we all, we like, the fuck?

No, he did lean over to the girl and told him like, hey, bro, who are these bitch right here though? Oh, that little Kim, that's my nigga. So she came back. Yeah, man. Man, shout out to the little Kim,

man. We love you, baby. I be telling you. You, these motherfuckers listen to the show. She heard that shit, bro. Man, she, man, man, I love a Ken. You know who else listen to this show? Who?

Nick, Wessle's night. He was locked up, man. No, he's out. He's been out about two years, man. That one nigga that would creep up on your whole ass in the daytime. But you know who I'm? Like, damn, I ain't see you. You know who I'm trying to get to start listening to the show again?

She didn't quit since she got a little boyfriend. Who? Nicky Minage. Trying to get Nicky to listen to the show. Yeah, she probably do listen to it. Trying to get a nigga list to the show again. No, she got Terrence. These guys are crazy.

You know who I almost had on this bitch? You, shit got fucked up, though. I almost had Mila Cyrus on this bitch. What? She was dothed up once. Nah. What? She was trying to hang herself?

She was like, I just don't want D.C. to call me a bitch. But I was like, bitch. She looked like the type to hang herself just do backflips. She was like, man, she can't do no backflip when your neck fucked up. What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, my bad. It's just the shit I be coming up in my head. I could just see her, like, going down, and they're trying to flip.

Shut the fuck up. And it didn't work because the big got covered. Like, bitch, it wasn't going to work. You know who else I'm trying to get to listen to the show again? I'm trying to get Iggy Azel you back listening to the show, man. Um, that's, um, I make him be la. Yeah. Bro, that's about the only thing I can remember of her.

When they be like, you know, Iggy Azelia, I make him be lea. Hey, you heard this, Lamar Odom shit? Who? What are he doing? You know, that nigga damn their dad at the, uh... Again? At the bunny ranch. No, he's back alive.

Oh. Oh, I'm about to say, damn. No, no, that nigga. Ain't that dude, this nigga got friends? Brough, that nigga, they invited. Lamar, if you need a friend to help you spend that cash. Lamar Odom, come on the 85 South show. You got to come holl at us, man.

I would make sure you spend the cash right, man. I would make sure you stay away from all liquor stores. No. And let's just go to the mall, man. Spending wise. But on some real shit, they said that he got invited back to the bunny rent. That's a setup. Don't go back.

That shit like $1,000 a night. Like, nigger. What if you get there and he sees the bitch that. First of all, wait a minute, wait a minute. When you almost died, man. $11,000 a night. To go to the bunny wrench? Bitch, you stayed there for a week.

Everybody out there, can you do the math? 11 times seven. 77,000! But bitch, you almost dying for 77,000. That's stupid as hell, bro. That's crazy. This nigga, you're trying to tell me this nigga. So you tell me if I spend $77,000, I could die.

Nigger, you mean to tell me this nigga went and spent $77,000 on pussy? Just to open those. Nigger, you could have bought two pusses for $7,000. thousand dollars no you could have bought two pussies for uh my special price that i know because i know from back in the day for uh 65 dollars that's a good question all ladies let me ask some ladies who listen to the show and they're gonna come back in the way not i'm not saying you're gonna sell like a piece of pussy like a sexual ask her how much would it cost how much would it cost for you to completely sell your pussy like sell all the rights to your pussy think of that number and get back

with me. $77,000? Nigger. How much would it cost for you to sell complete ownership of your person? You don't have to answer.

Completely leased that shit out. She would lease it because I would make her lease it for $77,000. She would lease it for like $77,000 hours. That is fucking crazy. How do you don't...

That's the crazy part about the pussy. You don't get no say in the pussy. Oh, yes, I do. No, you do. I own that. No, you don't.

Trust me. Bro, I'm telling you. She might have said no, but the niggins still got to talk to the owner. I'm like, hey, bro, look, I know my work of tripping. Did you wake up this? Oh, look. But she really wants you to get that. So she probably understands what you was saying because of the big words you was using.

But I got the contract right here, so you can just sign that. That question may be offensive. So let me. Oh, yeah, because I know we got something later. All right, let's answer the shit. All right. How much would it cause you, D.C. Youngfly. I don't want to sell myself.

Just sell your dick to these wits. Like if a woman came up, it was like, how much for the dick? Big, give me $200. Like, she got a, you're going to just sell, like, you'll sell your dick for $200. I'm a whip and get my cash. And bend that ass over, bitch. Bring that ass here. Damn.

And you bring my cash here, too. She's going to put the check up and just get reaching her pocket and get that. Like a real prostitute, you ever dealt with a real prostitute? Hey, they get their cat first. Hey, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Pay me. I'll pay me and I get nasty. That what they say, pay me then nasty.

I'm like, I know you're going to run out pay me then next. I couldn't buy no. I couldn't prepay for no pussy. She got to let me pay after. She got to let me pay after. You can try that and then run. What if she's charging $150 and I only get $60 worth of pussy? She ain't going to give me my motherfucking money back?

That's what I used to tell them. I say, look, shout them. You can't charge me for some puss that ain't get? I'm only paying for the time. So if I get you 50, bitch, that's really, I'm paying for like seconds. You'll pay $50 for some seconds worth of pussy. Hey, man. You're crazy at hell, bro.

I don't, you ain't as good as man as you say you are. I am good. Bro, if I pay $50 for some, I'm paying per nut. You really, you. I don't get fucking. How long it takes. That's what I'm saying. I don't know how, sometimes I get nut quit.

Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes. It's just overtime now. Like, let me know. That I'm going to try to change. Am I going over my pussy minutes? You're going, you're beating past the conversation game. The money is out of, you got conversation. Bro, and then as soon as she's like, come on now, hurry up.

You're running out of time. That's going to fuck my concentration up. I need 10 momentous or silence Just to get my confidence back right Let me tell you on. Proctutes ain't fucking on a nigga For a hour They're gonna stop you

They're like, excuse me You're $80 for F's thank you You're like, look, wait a minute Prostitutes only fuck You can't make love to no prostitute I don't such thinking to make a little Hey come on with this making love shit I got places to be

I got dicks to play with And shit like that You want to make love to everything What is wrong? I don't be trying to make love bro But sometimes it happens By in the middle you fucking around You find himself holding the bitches

And shit My nigga, you made never accidentally started making love. Nigger. And I let that whole go and tell her bend over, bitch. You're a laugh. This ain't a make a love position. I didn't caught myself out there making love on accident before. Kissing the back and making shit.

Yeah, I'm staring in this bitch. She had to check me. Hold up, nigga, you're getting too serious. You're trying to fuck me like my boyfriend. I was like, I'm sorry. The moment was right and shit. The stars was out. I didn't caught feelings like a boyfriend.

Yeah. I didn't did that before, but I had to slap myself out of her to make a bend over. You ain't no real nigga If you ain't never accidentally made love before, man Yeah, so you find yourself doing that little Hell yeah Bro, you ever tried to cut it with a bitch She was like, uh-uh, bray, hot, get off me

You're like, bro, these bitches I'm fucking weird gangster, man, now Real nigga shit You tell me like, come in, I'm here Like, you know what, just stay right there, shot Mm-hmm Mm-hmm You try to tell a little cub bitch, she's like,

I'm here, like, yeah, you're here, You ever had a bitch treat you like at home? Like, why should you keep taking In her purse with her, I ain't gonna steal shit. Oh, 10. I just wanted to see it. She has some pills in that. She's naked with her purse.

Right. She walked out and she's gonna go to the bathroom. She tried to accuse you and stealing her panties. Like, I don't know who else seen them. It wasn't nobody else in her, but me and you're like, but you really think I stole your panties? But the panties is hid in her ass and she don't even know where are my panes? She don't even remember if she was drunk and hid them under the bed

because she ain't want you to see the little crunchy part in the middle. I hate them hoare they want to start. They'd be trying to have them panties. They'd be want to start out with the lights out. Now, cut these lights on. I won't see them panties. They'd be like, it fucked the mood up. I'd be like, hey, what that pussy's a little like?

I won't see them. Nah, I want to see them panis. Yeah, yeah. You been hiding up with me. Shit going crazy. Y'all both will be high and extra shit. Yeah, yeah. Hey, man sure you ain't got nothing I got.

Hey. See what that thing looked like. Hey. Make sure these tithes ain't. How you got to say. Hey, hey. Cut these lights all right, quibble. We do it in a fucking.

Man, shit, you ain't got with what I got. Uh-oh. These tinnies ain't. Okay. Let me see. Craig Papa, you got a check for a boot hole, too. All right, they go one hole, two hole. Three.

Oh, shit. Hey, man, that shit. Funny because that's true. You do got a chick. Hey, I went in the bit from the back. What time? I was like, now, what that asshole with that? I was like, oh, there they are.

Oh, hell now. You'd be like, look, bro, somebody been in that bitch. Go on lay up, flip over, flip over. Your fucking hole from the back in the head hole looked like an empire. I was like, God, damn. Yes. That's going to be getting fucked back then.

I ain't going to tell you, but shit, that shit looked like it hurt. Look like it hurt. She bad damn moaned and I'm just examining her ass. You don't want to hit it from the back? I believe your guts belt to fall out. I'm Ted. I would stick my thumb in, but shit, I might need both of them.

Oh, shit. This is the 85 South show. for niggas who know exactly what we're talking about right now. Like if you can relate to anything that's been said in the last two minutes, you are our target audience, niggins. Hey, man, if you got to start off fucking with the lights on, man, they're probably the one you're going to fuck with. And it ain't never who you think it is either.

It'd be the prettiest women with the little crunchy panties. I'm telling you, man. Hey, bitch, when you put these on? With that little masts, you'd be like, man. How did they get so dirty? Did somebody scare you? What you're scared? Have you ever had to fake a mess?

Have you ever had to fake them? Hell yeah. That's crazy. Like, hey, yeah, I was hitting a girl one time. I was like, oh, this shit stink. I turned the over. I was like, damn, I don't fucked up. I'm like, now I'm really smelling a now.

No, was the stank stank stank or booty stank? That she was stanked. Oh. Paz, booty stank, where I know she was smelling her. I'm looking at her like. Bro, you ever notice that women were stinking pussy act like they don't smell it? They just lay now, get negative,

look to the sad. Like, bitch, you spin with this pussy all day. I know you smell it. I'm looking at her like, bitch. I get her that. You smell that? You smell that? I smell it, but I ain't going to let you know I smell it.

Man, why you'll be finding this shit? Hey, man, I found it. It found me. Damn. I had to fake the nut. I was like, ooh. You ever had some pussy that? It didn't smell right.

You felt like you had to get back in the church after that? Like, bro, I need to slow that. Man, have you ever just knew you fucked up after you fuck? You'd be like, man, that shit funny. All that work I put in. I know this bitch of everything now. I don't even care about her to tell her friend. I ain't fuck her good.

I know. I can't wait. you say put some bad shit by me so I can say some shit about you. Oh, I ain't fuck you right. Because your pussy's thing. Do your friend know your pussy? They probably do. They're just scared because you probably

the fighter out of the crew. They ain't going to never tell the fighter out of the crew. Women, most group of women got that one friend who puts it don't smell quite right. And they only talk about it once you get out of the car. Bitch, let them windows down. Oh, my gosh. The seafood platter just got out. Damn, bitch. You ain't

smell the buffalo shrimp? Who's gonna tell her? Oh, my God. Girl, ain't nobody gonna tell her you know she's sensitive. Bitch, come pick me up first before you pick up shrimp, uh, seafood. She's sensitive. They gave a little nickname behind the back.

I call you back. I'm on the phone with seafood. Bitch, you stupid and fuck. Bye. Oh my God, tell her you want some crab lead. Oh, bitch, you're stupid and fuck. Stupid. That's why she got on crab dead because she's stained.

Red lobster on the line three. Yeah, they need to tell their whole girl. But you know what's fun? They've been threatening for two years. Bitch, I'm gonna tell her. If she come in a car this time, I'm gonna tell her. You know she feels so she gonna cry. Oh, man.

And you know she can fight, don't do that. Shout out to all the women who can't help it. If she can fight, they're definitely gonna tell her. Hell no. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you the trick. What's the trick? If you do this, right. Tell him.

Say, boy, lady, go to the bathroom. Say it. When she come out, you go in right behind and just the smell and see if she got a smell. I don't know. They push her might be straight. I wonder if they know we'd be doing shit. Oh, we do. Have you ever, like,

finger the bit and smell your finger but you really didn't give a fuck but you still played it all because she looked at you like bro you ever smell some pussy that smelled good and you felt like she was just a good person like

hell yeah I went to school and some more shit that'd be smelled god ha-d-d-d-d-puzzle-smallin you don't want to do some opera that the pussy smell good I'm gonna eat you tonight

pussy do be smelling good hey man pussy I love that no smell that's what people don't talk enough about They only talk about the negative effects of pussy. But they always try to talk about us, like y'all don't have y'all flow. Like, sometimes ladies, it's some ladies out who can't get wet. Say it again. I want you to take your time.

Take your time. Say it like you got some sense. It's some ladies, ha, ha, ha. Who out there hair, ha, who can't tie. I say C-A-N-A-A, apostrophe, T. Take your time. I wish I can expel apostrophe, but I can't tie. So I'm going to say it again.

Say it, brother. It's some ladies, ha, who out there, who get wet. Now, hold on, let me take it right there for what you said, my brother. I want to take it from the first Leviticus. We're going to speak from the book of Aquarius right now for the ladies who just absolutely refuse to get wet. Yes. You've done everything right. You've taken her to her favorite restaurant.

Yes, sir. You've been the perfect gentleman. Yes. You've listened to all her stories. You held her tenderly, gave her all the foreplay, licked both tits. You know the pussy ain't going to get wet if you eat the pussy and it's still dry, amen.

Amen. See, we're going to take it back to Adam and Eve. Amen. See, that's how you know Eve had that wet time. Talk to him. Because when she said, hey, Adam, bite this apple. He was like, I don't think that's a good idea. And she was like, look at the apple.

Look where sat. This was buying that pussy. That's what she put in it. So Adam could not refuse to bite the apple because it could get wet time. Let me talk to you for a second, brother. Talk to him. If you cut an apple in half, what it looked like? It looked like a baby smile.

We're going to talk to him for a minute, man. Okay, I'm trying to picture it Reverend if I cut the apple in half And turn it which direct shot Just look at it Okay, if I look at it, it looked like... Guess what you got? It looked like a pussy right there

And if you look down at the bottom It's another stem at the bottom Guess what that is? That's the booty hole That is the female anatomy That's the booty hole See, they think we're crazy on this motherfucker But we really be kicking some game, bro

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so I'm like oh my god ain't nobody will tell me that but on some real shit this is so accurate is scary my name nigga you cut a peach in the air that shit looked exactly like a pussy I don't know how science worked that out. Nick, you ever ate a peach

and the little juice run down your chin? I love it. This is how you know you're a freak. You don't get the paper towel. You fucking try to lick it with your tongue. Exactly. That's how you know who fucking freaks are. I fuck with them plums.

I see the bitch try to lick her elbow one time. I fuck with them plums. Yep. Bite right through. This is a real ghetto shit, man. Man, we really did a whole sermon about pussy. We damn Joe. What if that's the one shit

that's going to get us to hell, bro. Like out of all the shit we did, God would be like, hey, you two motherfuckers. Come here. The shit y'all did on the 85 South show, no go. Take your punk ass to hell for three weeks. I'm going to be like, wait.

You said only for three weeks? Yeah, three weeks. I'm not, you sure I can come back? I'm not going to argue with you. I'll take them three weeks. You got to take them three weeks and come on back. I'm going to be dying and a motherfucker like, hey, devil.

I know you know what's ACA. Man, you know what's fucked up, bro? A lot of people around the world got Atlanta fucked up, man. What they do? You heard the new shit? What new shit? Bro, they tried to make it saying like everybody had AIDS. Them niggas said one in 15 niggas.

One in 15? One in 15. It's about 15 niggas in here. I don't know if they really said that, but they really just, they made that shit sound like everybody walking this bitch coughing like the walking dead. Oh, shoddy. Give me two of your pills.

I'm like, listen, yo. They just be, it's a lot of people in Georgia. There's a lot of people. So it's like a billion gazillion folks in Georgia. No the fuck is. How many is it? It's a couple. Look it up.

How it is? A couple million. This thing is say it's a billion people in Georgia. What the fuck you think we live, bro? It's a gazillion, bro. So. So, all right, fuck it. This is the 85 South show.

Whatever the fuck we say is true. That one I'm trying to say. Two trillion people live in Georgia. That one I'm trying to tell you. Guess how many they said got the shit? Three trillion. You see what I'm saying? How the fuck everybody got to.

shit. That's crazy. That's why I rap up two times. What they say? Ten million in joy. Niggia, that ain't nowhere close to a billion-old, ignorant ad, boy? I said a cup of me. You said it was a trillion people in Georgia. That's close. Retarded ad, Nick. Ain't nobody ain't got no

trillion dollars. What if a nigga had a trillion dollars? Nigger, fuck that. We were talking. See? That's a nigga with money. That's why we're on do stats on the show. Niggas refused knowledge. Niggas at the career, like right now, bro, it's $12 billion. Bro. Them pussy had a nigga lying, bro. It It got them 35 billion people in.

Those fuck is now. I don't give a fuck. I can lie to you all if I want to do. Man, you're really from Atlanta. Yeah, I'm really from Atlanta. I'm from that west side born and raised on the playground where I spent most of my day. Nick, that was Will Smith. That wasn't you.

Oh. We didn't have got no playground wrong from. That's what I'm saying. We got a crate on the light pole. That's our basketball goes. What's zone you from? Zone four. Zone four?

Zone four shot. So you grew up over there. Man, I grew up in Zone four and my dad still in Bankie. Word. Yes, sir. So you're from, you're really from the city, I'm from the city,

like I didn't did a lot of shit from the city. Winning School, the zone three, when this school is. So we got all the zones broke down. We got zone one, that west side,

Bankhead, A, UC, right? Simpson Road. Shepard. What those Sunson Road girl will be talking about? Hey, they'll get beat up

by one of the world. You'll get jumped by some females on the west side. Bro, I love West Side female because they'd be really for, they'd be really fucking. Like, look, hey, I don't know you're going to be

comfortable and shit, but my baby daddy got that loud in or you're trying to smoke something, you know what I'm saying? I mean, you're like, hey, I appreciate your honesty, you know what I'm saying? Bit willing to get punched in the eye. Right. But he's like, who that is. Oh, that my cubs. Right.

You're the cousin when you go over the bad guy. I love west side, bro. Ain't not like, way the best eye. Ain't not like, because them people, like, they be so ghetto. But they don't give a fuck that they'll, it'll be like, they'll do ghetto shit right in public. Like, nigga, you ever been to a strip of birthday party, nigga? Her whole family being up, bro.

I was like, bro, hey, you never got down sussed in these bitches on birthday. Like, bro, she's butt-n-negged. Like, you don't do a fuck, bro. Listen, bro. He found it over here. If you ever fucking with a west-eyed girl and you wake up because your screen don't slam real hard

and you just see her running out your house. She got your head. She got your ass. The west side chick, they be gangsters. They take pride in that gangster. She's like, a bitch out of her straight for nests. Biddle out of the street with a 30-dollar. Like, she just drew.

And call her. Call another nigga. gonna get me i just chewed this nigga for eight it all i got he's ad bait me up on cleaning out like bitch you ain't take shit she was just ed so she ran with a little money that she found most of real shit bruh these females will set your ass up right and you know what's the crazy part the pussy is included in the setup like you're gonna fuck but you're gonna wait she go when you butt naked that's when the guns come out you can't really negotiate with a nigga you just She don't have a gun behind her while she rides.

I'm like, bitch, where that gun was at the whole time. Like, that bitch crazy. Had to pull a Gucci and shoot somebody in their ass out here. I love the west side, though, man. Then we got what, Zone 2? They say Zone 2. That's North Atlanta Buckhead, Pied, my ear. Everybody really fucking around over there.

That's nobody going to say no zone. That were them boys, man. We let them have that. They really wild them executive's there. That was in the Zone 2 area. The Zone 2 area. We're from Zone 2, all right. It's a business district over there.

Yeah, we don't have a zone. We just call it the fucking buckhead, okay? Don't bring your zones over here, okay? Then you get the guy down zone three. That went to school like that, Price, New Orleans, Pittsburgh, Somerville, Canyville. You knew it. What school, like that, Cove and Price?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Shout out, then them put white that one. I used to get my weed down, Pittsburgh. For real. Yeah, Pittsburgh, all we had. Shit so crazy. Pittsburgh, I always had to get.

They always had some perp down there, like some real purple weed. Purp, perp, perp, perp. My foot with the whole city, man. Shout out to my nigga down there. You're about to get him locked up, man. No, I'm not. I thought about it.

You were about to. Shout out, my nigga, Tuan. Leggo, black on. Why entire a nigga hit the police siren? They all went there. They come for them. I don't know. I'm going to left y'all assing him for real, though.

He can't be doing it like that. But you know what? Police so bad in Atlanta, nigger don't even have to know you, if you see police, he's going to tell you. Hey, bro, 12 down there. Like, nigga, I don't know what you're doing, but get right, because they're over, does, man. I don't tell it like, nigga.

Nigger will give you the police heads up, and you. Like, bro, 12 been around. They'd be heavy. You ain't from over here to take your ass home, boy. They're checking nuts out of here. I'm talking about. They give you the building, boy.

Right. Like, what you're telling me for? You don't want to sell dope. I'm just letting you know. I'm letting you know. I'm letting you know to let me know to let you know you need to get the fuck on. Shit. What is you're telling me for?

Hey, police in the Netherlands. I'm just saying, bro. Don't walk across the street, but you better go walk through them live, bro. You ever had, what's, you ever, like, had some experiences with the black police officers in Illinois? Yeah, they'll be acting white sometimes. Like the black police. police all to pull me where are you going I'm like nigger quit playing I

what's good with you bro that shit crazy man man nigga fuck sometimes they do be showing off but I it's a few OG like you know what I'm saying older black police officers who'd be like bro jett go home they they on some bullshit they about to take everybody's jay I had one on to make a scene like he wasn't going to take me to jail and shit right then be the um them motherfuckers all the way to take you black police I was right so we got chilling right so we got doing our thing whatever we did some of the shit you know what I'm saying so he pulled us over so I'm online you know what I ain't trying to go to jail I'm like yeah my

girl just had a mid carry back out there but I don't know what going on I was to be a hundred man when you found me in the car I was sleep when it really I wasn't sleep when I saw him I played dead you're stupid bro so when he opened the door I kind of like fell out the car like what the fuck god um what the hell going on you know I do exactly what we're going oh you know it's funny as hell though like niggas when you say play dead niggas don't know you are actually you do that shit at the drop up like soon as I see no nigger And dead, point one second. I'm already head on the windows.

When he opened the door, I fell out there, bitch. Like, oh, what going on? Oh, shit. Oh, I'm, I was going on. I was going on. He put my head on. He's like, yeah, you heard people have been breaking in the car and still. I break out.

I was, I would tell you right there. I don't know what going on. My girl's had me carry. You know what I'm saying? So I'm just out with my friends because I'm just trying to clear my mind. He said, oh, man, they fucked up. I love it. I mean, it must wish.

Man, you'll be. surprised she was just about to deliver and the baby just felt like hit a head on the floor boom you're stupid bro i saw a hit a head on the floor what the fuck is wrong with you man so look i see i get water i'm in my head i'm like i got your bitch hey you feel what i'm saying so he like man just sit down we're gonna we're gonna make sure you straight i said pet i look at my partner like you better have a story nigga because i sold him mine right man we all went to jail damn at first so he can get prostitling at the office and like my baby the officer he like fuck you damn i was in jail like these dick don't get a fuck that shit wow man i say hey what we

we're in that story again zone four that's the that's the that's the swat casket adamville west end y'all you don't really want to see a nigga from the field you already know where to kill kill oh we'll sing a meat and see the loud motherfucker then how we did hey yeah you're smoking head on me Hey When you'll tell that now It's the best side Hey Niggas got shot

On the west side Some dope got sold On the west side It got sold Some hoes got pregnant On the west side They're pregnant twice Them niggas

Ignat on the west side They go to school They're selling cars And they're selling puppies Your mama car They cut in grass They fly Hey nigga do cut grand

A nigga cut some grass Like that on the west side With the lawn All right on Like look I just cut a car strip in your yard just to show you wait to the wait to the summertime hit officially you be seeing all them jays on bank here just walking all way up and down

that bit with a lima let me tell you so 30 dollar work for gas around in neck I cut that motherfucker right now for you you mean gonna get it give me $12 maybe ever came home okay maybe I just came home to you bro you want me gonna get it I gonna get it have you ever came home to a nigga cutting your grand right you're like what the fuck yeah I gonna knock me motherfuck out give me seven dollars no I did half foot but you do the other half a charge I charge 25 I just did the front you know what i get that back i get that back i do the unhaired myself well you know what you're gonna i'm gonna have to charge for that fur half now well look i'm gonna just keep cutting

because they got to run my gas at your lawnmower why the fuck what the fuck what the first of all have you ever seen the jane run from behind your house with a gag can put gas in the lawnmower to cut the niggas grab down the street yes oh no so whatever you make fucking you you owe me oh i didn't chase the jay down i haven't been all over the country man Atlanta jays are the most ingenuative jays ever you ever be riding down bankhead late at night And the motherfucker just wished by your car. What the fuck was that? You don't know what it was?

Them jays niggas be jumping through the trees and shit. Man, I would definitely say, them nigga be flying through the trees. Bro, the man, I seen the j-smoke crack off a cam, man. And when I turned around, that dick was on the hood of the car like December. And stayed over like an hour. Hey, this is a true story.

You can ask Clayton English. Whenever you see Clayton again, you can ask this a true story. We had a show out of town in, like, Athens, I think. And we met downtown, and I was part. parking at this little parking. You know, you paid, like, a pay-the-park shit. But the shit was closed.

Everybody had left. But the jay, the nigger was like, shit. Nigger, I watched that motherfucking car for you until you get back. I was like, all right, nigga, I gave him like $7. Nigger, we left, did the show, came back four hours later. That nigger was sitting on my goddamn car. He had done closed the fence and everything. Sitting there waiting on us to get back.

True story. Asked Clay. They were like, come on in, nephew. I told y'all I'm going to be here when you get back. Shit. Man, the nigga did such a good job. I gave him 20 all together. I was like, that nigga really waited on us

for like five hours to get back. True story. That shit was tough. That shit was tough. I'm Atlanta Jays, man. I'm telling you, I ain't saying get on drugs, but if you do, be out here in these streets have you some skills, my nigga,

because the competition is out there. Do it faithfully because you can do it on you. The competition is out there, man. Ain't no competition when they come to sending to the smoking dope. You got to understand who's out who smoking dope harder than you. You would tell you you, you smoking dope, we can fuck. You don't smoke dope like that.

You're an occasional smoker. You know what's fucked up, though, man? I'm a true smoker. Get your own shooter. Let me tell you. You ever seen a jack? You ever had a crack head tell you to get your own shooter? Get your own shooter. You ever seen that crack head who used to be strong and then he got on crack.

Now he still got crack muscles. Oh, no. I know exactly who you're talking about. That nigga who would just be doing push-ups all goddamn day. Strongest crack head ever. And get stronger when they hit this shit. They be there. Let me show you something.

One, two, three, four. Why, man, this thing is. I do 700 push-up right now for $3 on everything. He'd be like, I didn't know you won't even before you know you see $699. It's going to be another J-D walk up. Shit, baby, boy, do something hundred push-up. Shit, he did a day. I was seeing him do it.

He was like, shut up, J-B. Why don't hear you telling him? You telling him, now he ain't going to believe it. Now I can't get my money. You are always fucking me up. You ever see, like, the little crack-haired bitch will be at the gas station? you be feeling bad for you give a few dollars then she started stunting on you forget what a bit fin to do go get pretty go get cute

no you not bitch no you not you ain't been fine since you first started smoking my bitch no you not see that they'd be fired about a week after the then the crack set in bitches look like zombies man I had a JD Tim he was like man I'm gonna go I'm gonna go get some magna I said well you're gonna fuck a bitch he's talking about no I'm gonna sell him I said you're gonna sell he's talking about

yeah boy you know he's all in need man he's a rubber to the door I said I'm not

gonna be your getaway car fuck wrong with you you better go walk he's crazy shit

though I guess I just got the universal uh every hood in America dope

they'll look crackhead came up to me one day like hey nigga he ain't got no hard

on you dude I'm like hell no and he said okay cool I go get her some I'm like

I don't need that. Hey, I had a nigga walk up, boy, we talk about what they're in on? What the fuck you're talking about? I know you got it. You know you got it. I know you got it. I smell it. A nigger, I ain't been around no weed.

These niggas, well, you got it. You ever bought some weed from a cricket? Well, the bed weed in my life. You, motherfucker, I knew you did. Bead weed in my motherfucker, listen to me. I checked it for 10 minutes. Right. Even number two ground.

He told my, my nigga ain't nothing in it. God damn, John. You know what, though? What are we talking about that shit? We were talking about that shit. And then I talked to some other niggas. You could buy weed from a jet. Because nine times out of ten, they found it or stole it.

They were all trying to take. Oh, so you had to get, you had to go out. The only thing, though, if you buy some weed from a J, put it in a different bag. Because you got crack head fingers all over that bag. Take it out of bag. And you got a crack residue. Put it in another bag. Because he was just smoking before he found it.

But I had to check it. Yeah. And when I checked it and then I hit it. Nick. Let me see. That was real weed. Zone five. There ain't even a real zone.

There ain't no real zone. Downtown. Midtown. I didn't even know that was down five points. Don't nobody really. You fuck with five points. You really fuck with five points like that. They're used to back in the day.

Back in the day. What niggas be going to MJQ down there? I don't know what the fuck that is. That's some underground shit. They used to keep beating the fuck up in the underground. Hell yeah. I remember riding a bug back in the day. Woo!

2002, 2003, boy, you ain't riding no bubbaugh. Not by yourself, you're going to get your ass kicked. Niggas was on some bullshit in the underground. See your bitch, they'd be like, why you were that lame, babe? You'd be like, Jay, walking, baby. I think that's just some Georgia-ass shit. Georgia niggas disrespect with you could be standing in line at the movies with your wife.

Y'all both had y'all wedding bans on. Nigger walk up and start holding the other hand. Like, these niggas don't give a fuck about your relationship. I have seen so many niggas get their ass beat at the train station where it was like, look, Mama, when I get off this bus, I'm gonna need you already down because I'm breaking. Niggas are,

niggas used to go to the bus station and be like, hey, bro, I'm gonna whip a nigger ass at the station. Like, niggie, y'all ain't got nothing. Let's do. Some underground Atlanta shit. Hey, see really... If you ride here, do you know from Atlanta, man? Niggas ain't riding no train, doc.

Damn sure. It ain't a number jays and that other shit around the train, no. Especially at night. Oh, yeah. Nigger, Marta, if you ever just, like, if you ever bored as fuck and you want to see some shit

that you'll never forget, jump on Marta. Just jump on the motherfucking Marta bus. And the Crave fart about it, and now we're talking about those are the wits? If you ever ride the Marta train, nigga? Oh, yeah. Most damn. Oh, nigga. I had a ride to come home.

phone for school. All if he's on sick, I got a kid. That's how I had to go to our turn to school. Crem. Bro. I'm falling for crum every day. Nigger.

That's some scary shit. Not knowing I might have to punch the shit out of a nigga going home. That shit crazy. When you get on the train, you're like, man, I got like a good 45 minutes to an hour. That's enough time for a confrontation.

It's going to happen. So I might have to whip a nigga ass. So you got to be ready. It's always them niggies with them gas station hat that need the shit slapped out of. You feel what I'm saying? Then they got the shit caught like T. Right.

Dirty that shit, man Got a coat on Niggum, like, Nick, for what? 80 degrees outside. Then, you know, this is the most notorious zone around here.

What? Zone 6. Don't say that. There'd be some shit going on. I'm on the west side, nigga. I fuck with Zones here, but don't say it.

Like, it's your new... Westside. Nigger don't want to come to the west side to get no dope. I'm just going to tell you that right now. Why? Because you're going to get robbed. Okay?

But you know about the Miteside, niggas. They'll jump you. That's what I was about to say. They will jump you and they will shoot everybody. They will jump you. We'll shoot everybody.

Niggins on the west side shooting and robin. And shooting robin. Every side is notorious. It is. To be honest. That's one thing about Atlanta. This shit is a lot more dangerous than motherfuckers thing. Nees be like, go to north-south south-side.

Like, look, motherfuckers. Niggas just don't give a fuck. You don't want to go to no side. Proud of the north is the best side for you to be. Come on up here to zone too and safe. Take your ass home. Really? Take your ass home and hide in the bathroom, pussy.

Fucking right. That's how you felt. That's how I felt. Because I'm good on any side. Me too. I don't even like going to the gas station sometimes. You know what, though? Like the TV shit, that TV shit be kind of fucking with a nigga same time.

I had homeless people. Because it'd be niggas who just, it'd be niggas who looking like they want to rob. You were like, yeah, they go right now. And then you walk by, you're like, oh, here you go with this shit. They're like, hey, bro, you're on that wild and that. I told you, nigga, let's take a bitch. I'm like, ah, these niggas. I thought y'all was the killers.

Man, let me tell you something. Have you ever had a homeless? dude walk up on you it's you for wild and out why I watch your shit all the time and then you have to ask yourself how long you've been homeless this is your first week you just got out here

like you're fresh like you homeless how you know me oh man I know you you got a flip phone why you do that Instagram on flip phone you know what else I know it's about the jays around this bitch

can get an in Atlanta they always have Jordan's on and they joy of man be homeless too Joy and be homeless Jordan man be down with the ball down here like what the fuck he begging too

he begging like he begging like How'd the Jordan man be But you know what though I ain't even from this bitch But I've been coming to Atlanta Look check this out I've been fucking with Atlanta

Back my dad used to live I've been coming to this bitch since 1980 That why you got that banjo on the trunk of your car Yes sir What you're trying to say What you're trying to say You from Misses

SIPA Hey Man, you gotta go there out there Man, you'd have been to Oxford before Hey, you're acting like you're dying about Florida, Nick, he's up there What the hell did you say? That shit actually over there

Yeah, it's over there Then you go to, you did the show at Oxford Right? Man, I was gonna come through that But I had another show, bro I would have showed you The real Oxford, Nick Hell yeah

Y'all niggish still slanted Like y'all park slanted Like it's back in the day Damn right, nigga I was gonna take you back To the 1960s let you see that shit Nick you know I can't spell Mississippi without I saying

You know, Mississippi is the only place that you can go back in time, bro. If you ever want to go back to the 50s and 60, just go to Mississippi. You know, I can't spell Mississippi without doing that. I know it. I know you. I know you. I know you.

I know you. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know. I know. Miss. Don't worry about it, bro.

Missa. That's a. This podcast. This podcast. It's a U.H. It's for niggas who are in Mississippi who ain't never leaving. It's a whole bunch of them, bro. This podcast is for folks.

is for folks who can't spare and when they sign it out they write what they signed up Miss Slug. You know who this podcast really for? This podcast is for women who wear flip-flops all the time

and now the bottom of your feet hard as fuck. This podcast is for all the women's who wear Chinese slippers ain't never been downtown. That's right. My bitch. You ain't never been nowhere.

That's right, God damn it. You know who this podcast is for? This podcast is for niggas who always be as shit right here right here between your index thing and your thund. That's for us. Yep.

That's who this is. shit for us your shit been asked you a couple times i know my shit stay asher that's how i know i'm a real nigger this podcast for all the bad bitches with them dirty-ass on with your pussy good yeah we gotta give more shout out to the bad bitch you got to yeah this podcast right here is for the women who um who sleep pretty you ever had one that sleep pretty yeah yeah she just sleeps so pretty in peace we just put a little blanket on her like that's my bitch yeah you go there's what you do there you got to wake up first love I don't know it's coming.

Babe. Oh, there she go. Nigger, something is wrong with you. What? Like, when the fuck did this shit go wrong? Listen, when I woke up one day and I was like, Daddy! And she was like, he ain't here.

This would be the perfect, we're going to get you some help. He was here yesterday. If we have any people who are in the mental health field who listen to the 85 South Show, call us and tell us what the fuck kind of medicine we got to get for D.C. I'm just about to say, don't call me and act like you know me and start taking this shit in my life. If you can't write the prescription, don't call up here. This nigga needs some pills. I ain't talking to nobody who assumed that they know me.

I was just two words I said, like, you know what? Bro, you still be taking your pills, bro? Yes, I do. Y'all don't be, I can't tell no more, bro. I can't talk nobody who I ain't never been knowing my life. And then they tell him some shit about my life. Did they, well, you know what? I know your father have left you.

They ain't got shit to do with nothing. That nigga was gone before I got crazy. You feel what I'm saying? Like, bitch, what did you talk about? Like, when my mama did tell me, he was down the street. He was literally the world down the street. Did you walk down there and see the thing? No, he was like, like two streets over.

What's the most gangster shit you ever seen your dad to do? Running after me with a suit on because I come stop my bike. You cussed your bike out? And I was running with my bike and I couldn't stop. And he had a whole bunch of keys on his pocket. Now, I heard my shit, shake, shake, shing, shank, shank, shank. You know, I usually love to see my dad to shoot dice. My dad can shoot dice real good.

Shoot dice and pool. I seen a nigga win about 10 rags one time. I was like, nigga! I probably said the gangster shit my dad ever did. Like, you know, my brother's just cranky. I used to ask for money. So my brother used to talk bad. My dad swung on his head once.

Swung on that. Felt. I ain't ever so you can swine me. That's what it is, man. Tad of you, that's the money. You've been saving us some money for your child support, name? Ain't no child support. Baby, you give me child's port.

Oh. Fucking riding. Mm-hmm. My ass. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What's up? What's up, man?

Y'all in love and shit. Fuck y'all. Ugly. We in love. We fuck everything. Y'all ugly hell together. And you know what? Before we go, I got to say this.

What? This podcast is for women who send snaps of butt-necked shit, and they don't even say, hey, just be butt-necked on me. And then when you reply, they block you. Bro, I have said thank you for some news, and never, she don't even reply. Just send some more. I'm like, ma'am, just know whoever you are. I ain't never seen her face.

Well, I need some. Just send me some, because I got so many kids, they'll be like, go to bed easy. I'm like, bitch, I'm grown. And make sure you keep your kids off of some. social media on there talking shit to grow on people we're on there trying to fuck and they're looking for people to look up to. We're looking for two totally different things. I'm looking

for ass and tits. You funny hell, where them holes that? I don't want to hit this shit at 4 in the morning. Tell me that 6th. DC, fuck you man. Yeah. It'd be black in here. Park you me. I'm like, bro. Two pictures. We get all this shit. I need an age filter on my shit.

I'm telling you where it's show like 8. I don't want nobody under 25 following me. Listen, you got no choice. I need 8,000 followers. Fuck all these followers. I want 8,000 followers. That's it. Everybody 30 and up.

Fuck these people. I might say, I might go on my... I want 8,300 followers. I'm going to start a whole new Instagram. I'm going to stop at 8300. Ladies, show them titties. You'll get a black screen. I beg you want them titties.

Fuck you, me. I'm like, man, man, stop. You see, why you're playing. You're going to fuck around and get the wrong set of tits. You're going to have to send the Snapchat sideways because the motherfucker. it's gonna be long you had to get the whole titty

I don't give a doubt I'm still gonna look at it I don't see some sagged titty that was still gonna look at it the titty was out of the Snapchat picture she had to send two pictures I like that's what's up man I've seen some of that shit too

I call him a lion king tits because you know he he was scratching he was trying to get out of the head and when scoffed through his ass over I love them lying titty yeah you ever seen them titty like they mad at each other one be over here one be over here

she got a blood titty and a crib titty Like, bitch, you got to squeeze them to tits together. My bitch, you tripping. All right, man, let's get the fuck out of here. We here. All right, man, it's the 85 South. So we'll see y'all bitches next time. Yo-ho.

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