The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Whats Kanyes Beef With Nick Cannon W Karlous Miller B Simone And Ronnie Jordan | Ep. 150
Episode Date: September 29, 2018B Simone joins Ronnie Jordan and host Karlous Miller to talk about the latest in comedy and life. B simone pulls out her weave and talk about Kanye's Beef with Nick Cannon plus Bill Cosby in jail. Thi...s weeks sponsor is GET RELIEF TODAY. Call for your free debt forgiveness information now. 800-281-9833. That’s 800-281-9833. Discover the secret to having your credit card debt forgiven. 800-281-9833. 800-281-9833. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Once they was talking like you, my wife talked on Black Ink.
Who?
I know.
The nigga Forrested girlfriends.
He was like, I got a secret.
That nigga, that nigga does send the whole naked video to a bitch.
She busts in.
I have something to tell you.
Oh, that was that clip I saw.
But look, he did like this.
He showed his tank.
I said, bruh.
When your, when your girl showing you some news, you sent to another.
The nigga was looking like Hank.
That nigga did like this.
He thought about it.
He said, I was trying to set up a threesome.
She said, call the bitch now.
That nigga said, no.
That niggas said, no, I can't do that.
Be Simone, if you saw your nigger and sent a video of his taint to another bitch,
you're going to stay with it.
I don't even want to see a nigga of my, I mean a video of my niggot.
I don't like that.
Like, who does that?
What grown niggas show video?
Like, you check out the bod.
Don't do that.
Come on, bod.
But if you saw that your.
What niggas sent a video of his tank to another bitch?
I don't even know, I would be frazzled.
Frazzled.
She was, like, so happy.
I was like, oh, he finished, nope, I thought he figured his ass.
She said, I found a video.
Distressed.
My wife said, the girls do a B-Simon right now on TV.
B-Simon, you're a celebrity.
You need to charge these things, B-Simon?
How?
I can't stop people from using my tongue.
It's a cadence.
It's the, you gotta do a song in that cadence.
The whole song just gotta be that shit.
What's up with the music career?
You just said, fuck that.
You're a comedian now?
We were listening in my bag yesterday.
You don't even come on stage to blueberry rain or nothing.
Do you not fuck what you music music in my bag?
What the fuck?
We need to catch up right quick.
Before we even get started, B-Simone.
Tell us about you.
I was starting.
Yes.
This is the intro.
They've been recording to walk through the dope.
Come on, man.
So dig this.
How are you liking your new career as a comedian?
It's amazing.
It is, right?
Is it more stressful than being.
a musician?
Yes.
Being a musician is easy.
Damn right.
Especially if they like your song.
You can sing this thing every night.
The audience can see it for you.
Run that bitch back.
They like my song because I can sing.
By Duval, that nigga best life is out.
That nigga just opened up for Beyonce and Jay Z.
You know what?
Price would know why?
Because that nigga made a happy song.
It ain't been a happy song in so long.
They have been songs that.
made us happy but there were no
songs that have been aimed
specifically at our happiness
at happiness made a nigga appreciate
their own shit
living your best life
my man said of that church
it was a dude
y'all know the rest
is that beer
yeah it's modello
that's crazy
shut out the little Duvall
Duvall's a legend bro he started
the social media shit you know what I'm saying
like niggas won't give him his credit he's one of the
pioneers of the
Get yourself out there
Promote your own shit
Fuck these things
You know what I'm saying
A lot of people
Don't get their credit
That's the new way
Not giving motherfuckers
They credit these day
I'm the merch nigga
So I'm just gonna say it
I'm gonna take my credit back
Your shit
Take my credit
Oh look they got so many
Bootleg blessed as fucks out here
It's like a group of soccer moms
They be doing yoga and shit
I'd be strong like little bit
Appropriation
Yoga is fuck
Is everything
Yeah, man.
We're working on it.
We're getting it together.
I got some new shit dropping.
So I got the,
I got the beanie's to roll up beanies
like she'll be wearing.
Oh, perfect for the winner.
Yeah, like, niggas is,
hey man, you need seven streams and come,
man, to make it out of here.
Thanks.
Yeah, I'm about two short.
That's why I'm starting a cosmetic line coming soon.
Hey, I see you with the Chanel brooch on wild and out.
First of all, this is not real Chanel.
But whatever, though, it's your shit.
Let's not getting fucked up.
But see, that's the thing about being popular slash famous.
Don't nobody even question your shit
They're like
Oh, this be Simone
They don't have to question it
Because I put it out there
Before, when I was selling these
I was like, I got these from China
The real ones are at Chanel for 600
Mine are $3999
Do you saw a market?
She had the shit on TV though
That's what I was proud
I was like, yes, merch, nigga
First of all
I mean, I got to say this on the 85 South show
Because I had
I called this shit
B. Simone is the ultimate hustler, bro.
She is.
Br, she was on Wilden out.
Word.
Dipset.
Came back to Wilding out.
On Wilden out.
Got kicked off.
Come on, man.
The ultimate hustler.
And killing it.
They came back as a favorite.
Come on.
They go crazy.
The only person they go more crazy is Zoe.
They love Zoe.
God damn it.
No, he could just walk out and they scream.
If I hadn't seen him on my own house, I was like, he's funny.
You know what I said?
I was like, oh, this thing is.
They love him.
And his main base is so diverse.
Yeah.
Y'all always do wild and out of Atlanta, please.
I just want to, if y'all have never been to a live wild and out,
look at the green room is a movie.
It's a party.
And I heard that wasn't even the most lit green room.
Y'all was like, no, that ain't even really what we'd be doing.
I'm like, the one in New York was better.
It was like, it's way bigger.
It's like an elephant back there, fucking.
Yeah.
But that's the thing.
You walk in there, bitch.
You don't never know who in there.
Who's going to be in there.
Yeah.
You just, a nigga, that's, nigger.
Yeah.
I'm talking about everybody.
Nick DJ, that was in a bit, it's like,
Nick, a little shit, don't cost a thing
and her DJ in his ass.
It's a party every day.
Like, he was good, though.
Yeah.
And it's thought as soon as we get there,
like, 9, 10 in the morning.
But that's the problem, because by the end of the season,
we're like,
nigger, be quiet.
We're sleeping.
Hey, I got to say how much I respect y'all for that,
because y'all is, like, pit bulls in there.
Y'all have to be animals at all times.
And I was in a little like,
you guys have to be this mean to each other all the time.
Like, the goddamn, I'm like, yo, this is a lot.
But I respected it, though.
I was like, this is like football training camp.
Y'all wasn't fucking around at all.
Right, bro.
And then people were like, do y'all rehearse that shit?
Nick, ain't no time to rehearse.
Yeah, Nick.
Nick.
Yeah, every time you see that shit, it is what it is.
If you fuck it up, you just fucked it up.
First of all, they're not going to say, they're not going to say,
hey, you fucked up.
Hey, y'all, act like he didn't fuck up.
They're never going to do that.
They're going to be on to the next one.
You just fucked up.
13 other people that's ready to cut your head off
Come on. They hope you
fuck up so they can do their shit. You know how hard
is to do a show by your goddamn self?
But first of all, you know how hard is to do
stand-up alone, right?
Y'all got to do stand-up and rap.
Can you imagine? The pressure
is, can you imagine 22
motherfuckers behind him? Like, go on fuck up so I can
get this one out. Yeah. And look, Nick would be
ready with a move. This niggas a dance step
out to the middle. I'm like, yo. Shout to
to Radio Big Mac. He just put it down for big
niggas. I didn't know. I was like, this nigga didn't
Yeah, fam.
I got somebody for everybody on Wildland out these days.
They have everybody covered, my nigga.
I'm telling you.
Little Cortez's been getting off.
I've been watching.
Cortez is funny.
I'm watching.
This shit.
Like, I've watched it all the time just because y'all was on there.
But I'm like, nigga, did my shit record today?
You know what I'm?
And then my DVR record, bro.
I'm like angry about it if it didn't record.
So, yeah, y'all, that, y'all should never move that shit from Atlanta, bro.
I appreciate that, man.
I fuck with that shit.
When the white boy got D.C., get you guys.
That damn, I'm saying, yeah.
I cannot believe they had me go up against you see.
I was so fucking scared.
Oh, you was on them, though.
You held your own, though.
First of all, I don't roast.
That's the first time I've ever roasted in my life, ever.
Like, I don't do that.
I never used to roast because I didn't want to get roasted.
So I used to stay out of that shit when I was a child.
Really?
Yeah.
How do you avoid getting roasted?
Walk away.
Oh.
My mom's a what?
I'm out.
Seriously.
I'm leaving.
I'm not here for it.
I mean, that was the
B-Simon Challenge is the best shit on.
Oh, yeah, the B-Simon Tone Challenge
is live now.
I just put it down today.
I mean, outside.
How does it go?
You just have to do my tone.
Carlos started.
Her can't.
He's on my page.
Are there no baby wipes here?
We don't do no baby wipes.
But the B-Simon Tone Challenge,
you can't just be like talking in the tone.
You have to be like explaining something.
Like, it's great.
You have to talk.
The funny and shit is niggas,
watching niggas do.
That shit is so fun.
Like, you get in a wormhole of Instagram real easy
and you get in the argument with your wife
because you're on the toilet too long.
Everybody has a wife.
Yeah, everybody got a wife.
I told you, didn't me?
I told you, man, stop capping on me, my nigga.
Everybody ain't blessed.
Right.
You blessed as fuck.
The whole time you've been stunting them.
I get it now.
This nigga, here.
It's about to be 14 years in a couple weeks.
You know what I'm saying?
October 25th, man.
That's my nigga.
Hey, welcome back to the 85 South show, man.
This podcast is with niggas who stay with their old lady the whole time.
The whole time, man.
You know how many Jordan releases that equal, niggins?
That's at least 28.
That's an argument every Jordan release.
Come on, bro.
Some of them times she let you slide.
She let me slide.
Well, you got to have something else for her, though.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to have another box.
I brought you.
You know, you came with like a hood expert in a lot of things.
I think people be sleeping on your own.
expertise.
You know, we're going to get back to this.
Hello, B-Simone.
Be Simone.
I'm so proud of you.
You're fucking gangst-ass-hustle-balled cap-pillar.
Y'all are so crazy.
Stop.
Hell, yeah.
When you make up and line driving?
Soon.
Like, when?
Like, a couple of hours.
I don't have it.
I got to bring you to Athens.
When you come to Athens, they will fuck with you.
Really?
Let's go.
We got to do a boyfriend to her Athens.
Shout up to Dessie.
Nick, I'd be so happy seeing all my niggies on.
That shit.
I'm glad you mentioned that.
Let's speak on.
Where did this whole thing come about?
The tour?
With Desi.
Then the whole videos and all of this.
This shit is turning into some classic good shit.
Like, niggins is trying to bite it.
Like, I'm following the saga.
Can we please do the video, Carlo?
Yeah, don't spoil it.
Don't tell them about it.
We're going to do it.
You already know.
Shut out to B-Simon production.
What's the name of your production company?
Be Simone LLC.
There it is.
Can y'all do a whole movie, though?
I don't want to see you in Disney.
We'll do an instant movie.
We did it.
We did an instant movie.
That's only since I did it.
We gotta do 60 videos
That's an hour
We'll do the Instagram movies
No that is hour
That shit a go
But that shit is your hope
Niggas will sit and watch that
That's crazy
Man come on
I never thought about that
Let's do it
Back and then post it in order
It'll go hard
Somebody gonna still out there
I'm gonna get
I'm gonna get recasted by somebody
I'm like
Ralee
Try to get you
Hey man get a hood niggas
We're gonna call this hood nigga
Wife advice bro
Tell these niggas by you
Four benefits of having
Like, good niggas don't know.
Of having a wife.
You get to lead,
you can lead to club whenever you feel like.
You just really there to hollet your boys,
you know what I'm saying?
You know, some niggas is in there
on the hunt mission
and it's real stressful.
You really come to,
did you burp in the mic?
That's D.C. spirit in the room.
He always burp in the mic.
She's like, comforted like she was like,
I saw the episode.
D.C. just did the first episode.
Er, that nigga was like,
I don't know how Carlos do this shit.
That was a good part
This niggas a genius.
I don't know what the fuck is.
I don't give a fuck about half of this shit.
That shit is hilarious.
He's stupid.
I ain't mean to cut you off.
That's just the moment presented.
I can't be mad.
So you lead a club whenever you want.
That's one till we're saying.
Man, if you don't get your goddamn.
Get a sip of the crow water.
I can't just ask your buddy.
Take us.
Drink your crow water.
You're making me want to drink.
Right.
I didn't have to eat you.
Okay.
Lead a club whenever you want to.
You really have to smoke with your boys
and just get a little social time.
We're smoking now. This is the club for me.
Like, when I do my podcast,
more than culture, I'm kind of hanging out,
but you're being productive, so, you know what I'm saying?
And, like I said, with the Georgia,
some of y'all are the sneaker heads in you in your 30s.
Bring your girls some shoes, bro.
Don't come in that bitch with your shit.
Right.
Have something for the kids.
You got to know what I'm saying.
You can't have everybody fucked up,
but you're fresh as hell.
You know what I'm saying?
Because, you know, as a black father,
you really don't supposed to have shit.
you really just supposed to supply...
According to my daddy.
Right, you really just supposed to supply
everybody else's dreams and futures.
They really hate to see black dad if...
My dad got a pair of Chuck Taylor's...
Have anything.
My dad got a pair of chucks he had before I was born.
He still got them bitches.
Like, don't throw them away.
I'm still good.
My baby mama got a spider sense
that sense when I'm happy.
Like, if I'm like...
What's fuck?
The text came right through.
What's up?
Something.
They hate to see us happy, man.
We can feel it.
So our swimming pool slide broke.
the fuck
what the fuck
the fuck
that's your baby
mama hit you in
the slide
broke on the swimming pool
Carlos
do something
figure it out
figure it out
right
don't
never act like
you having fun
that's rule
number one
as a black man
don't never
act like you
enjoy yourself
too much
yeah
I'll be having fun
I just tell
my thing is too
I don't lie
about none
because like
they'll find out
anyway
like
how you lie
with the
motherfucker
you live with
right
there's a lot
of niggas
I have
fucking up
like really
they are
They really be in bitch's comments leaving shit like they name ain't buy it.
Like we can see that.
Nigger, everybody can see that.
Everybody.
Most of time, black women just don't want to look crazy, bro.
Just don't make them look crazy.
Like, niggas is out here sending whole videos of themselves to the bitch.
Like, y'all, like you and your girl is a corporation, nigga.
Like, would you let somebody in your business like that?
You know what I'm saying?
Like that, like that.
I felt that in my real next.
You know what I'm saying?
That's your business partner.
Do you want to get married, Carlos?
I don't know.
I'm really at the.
age while like I start adding up real shit like I'm a black man I really probably
got about 17 more years left you do 52 stop I'm not gonna be out of here man
don't know if I'm ready give a bitch my last 17 I've been doing comedy for 14
down here I know how fantastic shit go it's gonna quit I'm 17 years in but I don't
know yet I'm 17 I should have I should have got away
11 months in.
I think my soulmate might be in jail or something.
Stop.
They say it's everybody for somebody, but then
you got to think about everybody.
They don't tell you where your everybody is, nigga.
Yo, somebody.
That's what I'm saying.
See, some people, somebody is everybody.
They're trying all these motherfuckers.
Yeah, niggas out here going bad on Instagram and everything.
Like Snapchat, they're getting a false sense of, like,
you can't record this shit.
I don't even, I don't even.
never knew how to work it so I was like oh so that's
where you want to take this or let me do
this podcast is for niggas out here
who trying to fuck
something
niggas with no standards
you want to lose something you're dragging out
that motherfucker one or
10 you're dragging that bitch out of
fucking something
those type of niggas out here and they just
like that show you'd be like making somewhere
Savannah and a niggas would just
be like man yeah hold on one minute you like
bro ain't nothing in here
right I just got to
Take something down me.
He's like, bro, you could have just jack off.
That's really how you.
Hey, y'all is another tip.
Just jack off, bro.
Like, if you think you need that bitch that bad,
they'll go jack out twice and see if you still want to fuck with him.
That's how you know the bitch, co.
If you jack off and you still want to fuck it, that's a sign.
Is it a sign?
What's that mean?
That means that you really like her.
Well, you got to jack off again then, just to see.
Is it worth it?
Some niggas, you know how much niggas lose?
So you won't have no dick to offer when she do stuff?
Right.
So you got the motherfucker that dude delin't do that.
You shouldn't know what to live today.
No, you can't be jacking off.
You can't be showing up with an empty dick, bro.
Don't believe that.
I would never tell real niggas to do that, bro.
You never know what you might get.
You'll be like, this shit cool, bro.
Yeah, just don't go.
Because you don't know what the atmosphere doesn't lined up.
She might have hit you with the, today was that day.
She ovulating, nigger, your skin glowing.
You've been, man, I'm telling you.
But do you want that?
Did you want her to be isolated?
Who knows?
Who knows?
You never know.
How you feel?
You never know when your number going to be called to get somebody.
Just before you fuck one of these random shit, just look at your balance first.
No, the trick is.
Yeah, look at your account and then say,
The trick is.
Can I go without all this?
No.
The trick is to fuck them with a condom, bro.
No, the trick is to not cheat.
No, nobody even saying anything about relationship.
We're talking about random pussy that was.
Because you know, now it's nothing.
You know what?
It's like, I'm tired of picking who.
I like and going through the motions.
I like this nigga. I just want to give him some
pussy. Sometimes it happens.
Trust me. I can't dispute that.
If you single and you're out here and she wants you
to pull up. Right. You got to pull up.
You got to pull up, Carlos. You got to.
You got to bring the dick. You got to bring quality
dick. You have to, man. Yeah, don't jack
out twice if you're with the left hand. So if anybody
see this and they see me throw it like a bitch,
that's because I'm not left-handed. I
had to, you know what I'm saying? Do you know how to cure
razor burn? Yeah, stop shaving
with the razors. You're a black woman.
Yeah, you got to put a hot towel, too, after you shave, too.
Yeah, stop doing this shit.
You've been using all these goddamn little pink razors and shit.
It's not, I don't use the pink ones.
I don't know.
I can tell, by the way, you burp that if you don't shave, you're going to have a nigger armpits.
You're not the most girly, bitch.
My armpit tone let you know what it is.
Yeah, look at it.
Oh, that's them girls would be fighting.
But see, that's why I be looking at her different because she do shit like that to let me know she got good pussy.
She show up with the goddamn fake fur shoes on
First of all, these are real
That's classic project bitch shit
You do like you can drive a box shab
Ain't shit about you real
Except your attitude
Carlos
Did I get here in the real weed?
This is the real thing
This is like the truth
But I fuck with you
My body's real
I know that
So say that
Your body real.
And what?
And your fucking ears.
You got real ears, my nigga.
You real looking hair.
Bro.
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What the fuck going on in the world, man?
Hey man, I was on like three TV shows
in one day. I was just glowing that.
Y'all can say I'm capping, but
God damn it took a long time. True TV
and then in my special.
dropped on stars come on come on come on yes we have we got 30 minutes specials we
have half hour special shot when Kevin Hart was saying he's producing other people he's
talking about us he's talking about us he gave us our own specials is an app like Netflix
right no stars is a channel the network like HBO yeah but there is an app
cable you don't have cable wait is it are y'all on the app yeah you can get the app yes
oh I think I have it click the app click on series click on that's funny L.O.L
and you'll see Robert Powell business and rails Carlos Miller myself
What?
Yeah, it's happening.
When did this come out?
Recent.
My shit just dropped Friday.
And then I was on True TV Thursday and Bossip Thursday.
That's why I don't have no opinion about this shit.
Yours is out now?
Mine is out right now.
I'm just trying to get my name out here.
That's it.
Shit.
No, I can't weigh in on shit.
I'm like, it's like your mom and dad.
It's like your uncle in them fight.
That ain't even out of fight.
That's family business.
You don't, hey.
That's family business.
I'm going to go away.
Y'all stay out of that.
Because they're going to be cool tomorrow and you don't be in talking to talk some shit.
One thing about family, they'll whoop your ass for jumping in the right, I'll tell you that much.
And that's a real thing.
I don't have no opinion about that.
They're talking about some million-dollar shit.
What I look like, what I look like throwing my little $7,000 in the argument.
They ain't got shit to do with me.
For real.
No, I'm just, bullshit.
People hear $7,000, like, Lois, you straight-mead song?
You're good.
You straight, man.
We can't even talk hypotheticals no more without niggas getting hypothetical.
This is a nigga doing the whole rundown of your whole money history now.
Come on, bro.
Come on, man, according to my calculation, bro, nine seasons later,
while in that, hell date, who got you?
You were on Hell Day?
Yes, he was on Hell Day, digger.
Betterie.
You're on Hell Day.
You're on hell out of me.
Key Dog was on that bitch.
Remo was on that motherfucker.
Wait, what did you do on Hell Day?
The little dude they had that they couldn't read.
They put him on the big-ass stools.
Hello, hell der Raiders.
It's my bad.
I used to be thinking other little people
look at him like, he'll
take him so long to read his part.
My bad.
Niggas, not the cough.
You can't read.
It's not your throat, bro.
You don't need it off.
Can I get a T?
It's not the T.
It's the word.
It's the letters giving you trouble.
It is a composition of literature
that is confusing you, young man.
The words will give you in trouble, fam.
Damn, bro.
Shout to Larel and took your head and shit.
Shout out to air, bro.
Shout out to everybody.
His nigg is working out here, Darren.
The fucking is arguing.
Chico, D.C., it's Nick Clayton English
niggins is out here working.
Facts. Br, you don't know.
Leonard Oops, got a show
a motherfucking NBC, that nigga
that nigga sent is on motherfucking
Wisteria Lane, nigga, what a desperate, I was out there
this nigga. I'm just going to tell all the comedians right now.
Don't wait until I get successful to let
me know how you feel about me.
Right, right, for sure. Tell me this weekend.
Right. I need to know now.
So when you say it again, I know.
You know what's the shit.
Yeah.
Well, I'll tell you more.
Not just because you're not. You, you know what
brought me to my, like,
You know, in comedy, you're going to have, like, levels and stops and falls and shit of your career.
So I was doing a bunch of colleges, and I remember seeing him with your ass.
You're like, bro, fuck with me.
Jeff, fuck with me, run with me.
I was like, nigga, yeah.
He was like, watch what I'm, and I just basically took that, like, watch what I'm doing.
Get into the mix with these young niggas.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you said a lot when you just said fuck with me.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, I appreciate this nigga.
So, like, because you get, you get tired of doing colleges.
You get tired of them.
I like doing them, but it ain't like them just they want me to come.
I'm just booking the shows at the showcase.
They was going to come show love or whoever was that.
Right.
And then while I'm doing the college,
there's nobody.
They didn't know me in the comedy clubs.
I just said, look, yo, I'm just going to just open for niggas on the weekends
just to get my face back out in the mix.
So you helped me get back in the mix, man.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, fuck that shit.
You're Ronnie George.
You say this shit.
I was like, hey, you're Ronnie George.
What you are?
But you don't be knowing that.
Because, you know, the club niggas is like,
are you going to sell out?
I don't know.
Yeah.
So, this is the thing, though.
This is what I like I always study motherfucking like comedians and he'll tell you like he seen when I had seven rooms I had room every night
He'll tell you I had a room every night every night comedy room right every single night Monday Tuesday Wednesday
But he was doing material in the ratchettish hood and shit
Like not even just like what's all give it up for it?
No, that nigga would do a full punchline set up punchline knocking shit down so other niggas could do material that's a big difference like if your host doing material
Man, I'm talking about what, the gangster niggas on the South Side
were like, hold up, bro.
Let that little boy that's show, bro.
Let that nigga talk, man.
He ain't doing shit but telling this joke, fuck, niggas, man.
Be quiet, boy.
Yeah.
Man, that shit was wrong, bro.
But what I'm saying, bro, you got the type of comedian
where you could go anywhere and do that shit,
and that's how you know the game is real.
When you can go to the hood,
when you can go to the White College,
when you can go to the HBCU Homecoming,
then shoot back and do a bad boy set,
then come and do it late night.
Monique show like
I had to get back in the mix
where you and Clayton
was running around
with all them rooms
let's go bubble
comments and man
I got the young
niggas out here
recipe scope over
Ronnie come fuck with us
yeah so like
I was doing them
colleges I was gone
a lot but I had to make sure
I was in the mix
of what was going on
in the city
because I'm like
yo these young niggas
out here kidding
because like y'all had a good stage
like knickers
with a good stage
motherfuckers
fly in and like
the comedy club is cool
but where the shit at
like Corey Hogan
would always pull up
you know what I'm saying
this nigga
getting 40, 20,000
the show. It's a lot of motherfuckers who
will pull up. Mike? Mike
Pull up anywhere. Cat to pull up.
You never know when you look out
and see the sprint out there.
He does his room. That niggas just come in that
motherfucker looking for, because niggas know the shit
and all the good shit in the world starting to hood.
See, that's the thing, though. Even like when
big name comedians come, when on the
come up, they would always come by my late night
spot. Even if they performed
the night, it just gave a room a certain
validation where the people who were there was like,
okay, this is not a comedy.
club but this is what a real comedians are we got a classic rose right now
youtube of cora hoagin smoking all of us just all fucking around on college colos
birthday man i'm surprised y'all still had that footage that's shit crazy yeah man i can't
wait till i get as good as y'all we're good you already got a kid you got the stuff
kiddo i'm watching you from afar i know you got it man we've seen you people
don't laugh at that i had a baby simon do a show a year ago she was like i don't know
i was like i appreciate that too you threw me on stage showde what the fuck
You good, man, brain your ass.
I was so fucking scared.
I was like, okay, I'm going to do three minutes.
Any Instagram comedian, if you think you can't do it, just try it one time.
You'll know, because, fuck, do your best post.
Do your four best posts over on stage in the joke form.
And then you'll know or not.
You know what I'm saying?
What's the hardest part to you about doing comedy?
Stand up?
Yeah.
Um, like, your set, damn near changes every show.
Like, you might have the same stuff, but the improv and, like, you never know how people.
people are going to react to the joke.
It's just not consistent reactions.
That's what scares me.
Like, if you wrap a song, you know,
you're going to wrap the same exact lyrics.
Every time you wrap the song,
nothing is going to change.
Not the ad-libs, not the verse, not the hook.
With the joke, it just, it's not, it changes.
So fucking scary.
I got sick of my last show.
For real?
You're very emotional.
But did you kill it, God?
I killed it.
I know you killed it.
Some niggas throw before the football game.
I fucking threw up.
I was like, this is too much.
Like, I can do fucking hair.
I don't need to tell jokes anymore.
There it go.
I was like, oh, my God.
Where is this going to stop?
Pressure to make diamonds, show.
Come on, man.
Yo.
That shit was scary as fuck.
Not, but see, I always, that's the one time in your life where I really just talk shit.
Like, people get nervous before the show.
That's when I really flipped the whole script and be like,
and it's really my show.
These motherfuckers came.
to see me.
That's what I be thinking.
And then I'd be like, they don't even know.
They don't even know.
Right.
They about to get fucked up.
I'm about to be the one who fuck them up.
Ah, they giggling.
I got to do it.
I got to do it.
They're asking me to do it.
They're going to laugh at this shit right in front of me.
These disrespectful motherfuckers.
Okay.
You like that?
Watch this.
Pull the meat out.
Yeah.
Y'all nigg has been doing this shit for 15 years, though.
That's the whole approach.
take to the stage, Joe.
Pull the meat out.
You gotta pull the whole meat out, bro.
Meet the meat out.
All right.
Is it the same kind of nerves now as it was back in the day?
No.
To me, it's like you get more anxious though, but like, because everybody recording the shit.
So to me it's like, eh, I get nervous right before, but I'm like, nigger, you're Ronnie.
I got, you think you're Ronnie?
What the fuck you.
So I show up, you see that, right?
I show up on this nigga shoulder.
Nigger, you Ronnie Joel.
Nah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Carlos pop up on my show.
Oh, I smoke there, boy, what the fuck?
Pull you up, chain out.
Nica, stop bullshit.
Put all your shit on, bro.
You worked hard for this shit.
Come on, man.
That's the crazy part, man.
I'm really seeing the difference.
Like, people, when they come out to see you,
they expect you to have certain shit.
They expect you to, like, bro, where you chain that?
Yeah.
Like, niggit ain't got no fucking chain.
They don't like, what's the question?
You're doing bad?
Like, no.
I'm just not a chain.
I get big news asking me.
So when you get a jacket, me.
I'm starting a consultant firm.
I'm going to get all big niggas fresh.
I know all these spots.
I interrupt this program to let you know the people who watch this show that we know that you know that you know who the podcast is for.
You see how I made it poetic.
It was great.
Okay, this is the segment that I created called This is Podcasts for.
this is a podcast
for and these people
have taken their observations to let me
know that they know who the podcast
so these are a few that were sent in
by some of our viewers are you guys ready
to go on this funky expedition
now one thing
about the 85 South research team
is they don't always credit
exactly where the source is from
some of these are from YouTube
some of these may be from Instagram
but just note
if you hear us say the one
that you wrote, there's no
disrespect to you. We're trying to put
you on, but it must
have been Chad, because this nigga is
a hand-on. You would be hot if you had a
kid like, bro, what the fuck on on?
So should I...
Bro, that's me, though.
Should I do them or no?
Man, I'll...
Make the people say as theirs, but people might be lying.
God damn, Chad.
Hey, Chad. It's Chad,
but he was early, too. He was like, yeah, I got
to print out ready, nigga. Now, look,
this is one thing that I do want to clarify.
before I move forward with this
I see that every Friday
no matter, I don't know why y'all
wake up and think we're gonna be up when y'all
up like, bro, what a motherfucker show
at? I'm about to leave the house to go to work.
I need something that we're having to work
to it. Right. Bro.
And then y'all start going in on Chad
like, come on, Chad, your bullshit.
I don't want my man
Chad to take that heat.
It's Joe that you should be mad.
Put your Joe. Now, look.
Joe's sitting over and let Chad take it to me.
One thing about Joe is he is light skin, and the more you argue with him, the later the show will be uploaded, man.
Sometimes he sees the comments, and they're so aggressive, but he doesn't know that that's how we play as 85% percent.
Y'all upload a show every Friday.
You know what I'm saying?
Every Friday, y'all upload a show?
Every Friday.
No.
Come on.
I saw the one.
Tyler dude is already out, right?
Yes.
Y'all ain't fucking around.
We're not fucking, we're not missing a Friday.
brus swear this is like a
welfare check for the hood
when's the last time y'all missed a Friday
never
we have not missed a
boy hold on the whole room
looks so trying
they're like
bro
Joe went to McDonald's one time
and uploaded the episode
y'all have never
missed a Friday
we have never missed a Friday
ever
since we started
we don't miss
Fridays round this biz
this is the hood well
Y'all need to start putting it's Friday.
No.
We don't.
We definitely don't.
Okay, let me tell you who the podcast is for.
Okay, that's who...
I need a fan.
All right.
You got plenty.
Okay, this podcast is for bitches.
They got that big old work busing like Miss Pearly.
Who's Miss Pearlie?
This podcast is for niggas who sips to rock with the nigger who made.
pizza rock keep putting in work fellas yeah wow that's what I'm talking about that's
hard it like that if I wish you could have got your credit oh now look tell you
your friend yo my shit made yeah yeah yeah who are you can lie and say it's yours if you want
a good conversation starter okay all right um somebody see look we on the quest to be better people
this year and I can't even really I don't even feel comfortable saying this way
you know because I've I've been informed that this is a slur
this podcast is for the big titty
let's just say
ladies who prefer ladies
the big titty lesbians
see I don't want that
it's a specific
no it's a specific kind
but we're not going to use
that's a slur
yeah I mean in the streets
yes yeah they can't say it I'm not even
what if you built like a stud I'm not
I had a moment of clarity
I'm not going to participate in anything like this anymore.
I'm not, because I'm not going to risk everything that I worked for,
and now you don't even know what the, anything that you think is safe to call somebody,
don't even say it, don't say it, you can't say, uh, look, do I mean the words of a band?
You can't, yeah, yeah.
You can't say stud, though?
No, you can say still, you just can't say dyke.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, I can see that.
Right.
Or the F word.
See, okay.
It's already hard enough.
You say that on TV.
The word that rhymes with maggot.
Yeah, all of them.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not going to fall for the easy setup.
Oh, no, no.
You'll never get me with that one.
Nah, man.
So, yeah, we're not even going to participate.
Let me see.
This podcast is for the niggas who pull up at a bitch house,
and she got on the mismatched socks with the puff in the back.
Red and the fuck.
Oh, my Jesus.
Wow.
What's the puff?
The little balls on the back?
The little head putties.
Oh, my God.
That is some of the best pussy in the world.
Come on, bro.
I don't know what that is.
I know exactly what that is.
That niggas spoke to my spirit that time.
Them socks, they'd be in a gas station
on a piece of cardboard up and the balls.
They got balls on the bag.
I need to speak on this, bro.
Hood lingerie.
What's the hood lingerie?
Oh.
Like basketball shorts and a bra?
The little gray shorts, that's like from chill leaving when she was in like.
And then she flipped the top up so you can see the white.
Oh, my God.
No panties with the cheeks hanging out.
Got to do it?
Yes.
I love those shorts.
How about the old t-shirt where you can see the nipples through it?
Yeah.
Come on.
It's like washed thin.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yep.
That is hood lingerie.
Yeah.
Right there.
I love that.
Come on.
Come on.
Come through with all of that.
I was almost about to tell what going on in my house.
I stopped my son's eating.
Don't.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
That is not for everybody.
That is not.
Much love to all the ladies who wife beaters and the tit to be slipping out the side.
Off the side.
Oh, my Jesus.
Me and Tupac care.
Don't nobody care.
Just know that.
Okay, let me see.
This last one.
This podcast is for niggas who finally got themselves a car
and denies everyone a ride who didn't give them what.
The petty niggas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm talking about niggas who are so fucked up,
they can't even catch public transportation.
God, damn.
It's either a ride from somebody you know or don't go.
Or you ain't going.
Oh, don't go.
You can't feel out of job application.
They call you back in.
Come on, man.
You ever needed a ride from a mother?
who stayed right by you but they were like they ain't in going home right now
nigger i quit a job around with you i quit a job and needed to ride i'm like
y'all fuck this shit i'm might that bit boy i had to sit over there in the break room
bray bray mcgaret me god damn fucking call up but he fucking nigga tried the
shit out of friday's dougarsville nigger was it uber back in
oh fuck that you're good no fuck that nip i ain't prepped nigger
T.G.I. Friday, bro. That shit real. That she got back in my shoulder.
He's working TG.I. Friday's in Dunglesville right in front of Arbor Place Mall when I went to West Georgia.
That's what's up, bro. Then I started doing comedy.
Nick, I was there when 9-11 happened. I was watching the TV. I was like, what the fuck happened?
I was in that shit. I was in that bitch. I remember when 9-11 happened. They was like, go get some gas. They're going to shut all the gas pumps off at 5 o'clock.
Nigger, we was in a line. We was in lying long. I was like, nigga, what the fuck is one tank of gas going to do?
I don't know, but I'm getting mine.
And then that's how they got everybody.
They was like, we can't prepay the pump,
so you just got to pay however much you're going to get.
And we don't got no change.
Nick, I know they got me.
They got busy.
Then you don't nobody know exactly how much it takes to fill your shit up.
I had an 83 monocallone.
But the gas was like $2.
Come on, like a $1.15, 160.
Some shit crazy shit.
It only takes $20.
I just knew Jay Z blue print's coming out.
I was like, bro.
That shit was crazy.
Blueprint coming out.
All, man, much love to everybody who remember that
or had to go through that
or you connected
to 9-11
and some kind of way
because it had
different impacts
on different people.
I remember
I remember coming
because I had
just started comedy
so that next week
everybody had
the dude
on the plane joke
about you know
put your hands
to watch and see him
don't need you see that
oh I would have got down
ain't no way
you could have did
that with some black people
okay
the first thing
who did that tore it down
I was like
everybody else y'all tripping
yeah
come on man
that shit
everybody
playing going to Detroit today.
That's why I always laugh
when people say, man, I love to fly.
I was like, you don't do that shit enough.
You love to fly.
No.
People always say, I love the trail.
You had a good turbulence flight.
Oh, my God.
That turblous shit?
Look, she's with it too.
That turblous shit will make you find your maker.
Turbulance will let you know exactly where your asshole
and your stomach is connected at.
It shows you.
You can feel the spot where your ass was the top, bottom.
of your stomach is
in the top of your
ass on the game
oh they're close
they're right there together
I ain't know
I had turbulence
so bad
I was in the back
very last seat
of the plane
I was like
if that big
go down
I'm gonna be ready
to top of the dick
it shook so bad
like the lining
of the bathroom
like the shit
was coming to loose
I hate when there's
turbulence
and the lady
don't come over
the intercom
and like comfort
you
nigga one
just like put your seat belts
like what the
fuck is going
we got a little chop
up here
coming up
you'll be a little
chop in the
little plane
oh god
and then
the bump
They got to cut the bitch all the way off before it land.
Then shit get real quiet.
Like, oh, this bitch is off.
Then the shit come back on and, oh.
Nick, that's the worst.
Yeah, you tight ass on.
In the air.
Bro, when you walk, when you have to go through there
and you think you're getting on the plane,
then you outside and you can just walk straight on the plane?
You got to walk up like John F. Kennedy.
Like, don't put me on this old age.
Look, I'm thinking of that movie LaBamba.
If you get on the plane and that bitch got ass-trades on the seat,
that plane.
Screw in it.
That's an old plane.
You used to smoke on that bitch, all that shit.
Yellow, ain't no TVs on that bitch.
No phone plugs.
No delta.
Some of them small towns, though.
That's all they got.
You land in Chicago and got to fly the fucking Iowa somewhere, bro.
You got to get on that crop dust.
That's why I don't like that.
With the propellers, you see the one with the propellers still on it?
Oh, God.
That's what I'm, they cut that piece.
Oh, this screw, just dark wing duct shit.
This got that launch pad, McQuack plane.
I'm going to tell you one thing, though.
I do not give no fucks.
I am never flying on.
I mean, I was a line on Sprint again.
Spirit, spirit.
Spirit.
I said Sprint,
because the motherfuckin' little jet light sprint.
Yelling black.
I believe they're the same motherfuckers, man.
They dirty as hell.
I had the spirit plane.
I had them close the dough right in my face and pull off.
I was like,
bruh.
It's a dollar for the flight to the next day.
Yeah, I had to buy another flight.
The $9 fair club.
Man, I'm not fucking with y'all no more, bro.
Y'all don't have no rules and shit.
Y'all don't have no rules and shit.
You don't talk to people,
any kind of.
weight. Right. I'm through fucking with y'all
spirit. I'm through. You got to pay $40 more
dollars for the big seats in the front.
Niggia. And they're so petty. They didn't put
the small little shit up there to make
sure your shit don't fit. Then they
try to talk to me. Ah, you'll have to pay
$100. Why you bring this big ass bag? Uh-uh.
Miss Laker. Because they'll get on every other plane.
No. Right. I'm through with y'all.
I flew on a plane and Ricky Smiley was
flying that bitch. You're talking about somebody's scared.
Shut the fuck up. I'm only flying
Delta out of Atlanta. They act like they
came to Atlanta just to get you
I fuck with Delta
bro it's always a pilot on the plane too
I'm just getting a jump seat bro
it's like it's fucking great
what you do what do you do
what do you do why you have a look at the
motherfucker luggage and be like
where the fuck did they go with that
little bit ass bad how long
are they doing
one day one day in and out
okay
bro I fuck with y'all
I only get to tell y'all enough
but y'all are some really great
fucking people you are too appreciate it man you are yourself brother bring you on three TV
shows at one time hey man fucking hard look till long time to get here a big get voice niggins you
got a fucking makeup line if you know all you have to do to kill the game is to make that shit
so it match bitch's neck yeah why they neck don't be matched well first of all that has nothing to do with
the brand that has everything to do with them picking out the wrong color
dig my neck don't match in real life that's what nobody says really but i'm saying if you
If your shit, if, like, if you take a picture and you can see, like, the makeup outline, that ain't the right shit.
I'm tired of this.
What's up with the dark-skinned ladies putting the whole white, the light-skinned face like that?
I don't know why they did that.
In the third world countries and shit.
Shout out to the Atlanta Falcons doing exactly what the Atlanta Falcons do.
Are they winning?
Lost at the end, bro.
They always make you wait to the end.
Thank you, Falcons, just for providing us with three good quarters of football.
I'm talking about the young boy was getting.
Getting off today, too.
What's his name, Randall?
I don't know.
Nobody's name, bro.
He was getting off.
He called everything.
Julio started bussing.
I know Devonte Freeman.
I know Sanoo.
He hurt.
Sanu, Mohammed Sano.
Come on, man.
We got like three pro-bo receivers, bro, and, um...
Nobody to throw the ball to him.
Come on, Bison, Simone.
Don't be in here scratching your armpits getting musty and shit.
What's the word?
Why are you so itchy?
I think I have Razorburn.
Oh.
Why?
You use that dirty.
You can't shave your pussy and your arms?
You got to.
They use that one for the arms, one for your pussy.
I don't shave down there.
Well, I wax.
There you go.
Okay.
I like how you covered that up.
But we know your pussy got whiskers on it.
They shave up until.
By two more months, they go, everybody's going to stop shaving.
He discussed this with Brady on the last episode.
They were discussing pussy grooming and whiskers and things of that nature.
Vagina hair is not bad.
It just can be out of control.
It can be very minute.
I think vagina hair gives us.
his pussy personality.
Yeah, it's character.
It's like Jordans that ain't new,
but you know, like, you can't get them
Jordans.
Right.
I know he wear them for real.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Much love to all the ladies
who have created vagina hairstyles.
Shout out to the 90s kudges.
Yeah.
I feel like if you find a hairstyle
for you and your pussy,
you own some shit.
It should go together.
Puzzle like Mokin'staff.
Because any pussy could be bald.
Jade.
Yeah.
It's Mokin' Stap.
It's all 90s R&B group.
Lady.
Lady Art and be.
Speaking of 90s, R&B groups,
shout out to some more of them.
You remember it?
It was a lot of 90s
R&B groups.
Yeah, like...
Do you remember the Chita Girls?
That's not an R&B groups.
I know, we're the same.
That's TV.
We older than you.
That's our older than you.
I was grown to him.
I was like,
I wasn't grown.
I was like, my nephew now?
I'm talking about in my mind
when I heard Cheater girls.
What songs did they have that were,
that you remember?
It was the girl.
Cheetah sisters?
How did it go?
Sing the hook.
Did most she say the more
she had a great upbringing.
You had Disney.
y'all had cable
i love that song what else
they had to have more than one
i don't remember any of the rest you know them but i'm
you know them
who you know the songs
what songs
the cheetah girl no i don't
if i knew i'd sing it
well fuck it dear who else you were saying
SWV
oh man they don't
TLC
oh yeah
it's going to give me but they give me gonna
that's what they
you don't know none of the words Bissimo
that is so disrespectful to be in the
She said the scrubs give with the gonorrhea.
What the hell, verse?
I do know the words.
Grub checking me when I fell in love with TLC.
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I can't remember if it was the fucking
Red Light Special or the
Creek video. I think it was the... With the pajamas?
Yeah. Which one
was there? It's Creep. That's the one
with Teabies. Titty came out at the end.
The old Tiddy came out? Yes. No, it did not.
That's Ronnie Jordan.
Niggas, no. At the end of the video
when they're going... On purpose.
Oh, that shit. The shit.
and the whole titty come out.
It's right.
Titty.
Titty.
And they put it in the video?
Yes.
The titty been in the video since the video came out.
The whole titty.
The whole titty.
People who watch the show going to go watch it the video now.
On YouTube.
It's on YouTube.
You got to pause this and say TLC.
The Tid is out.
Freakin'nickers, no.
That's what I was in my life.
I'm like, don't, like, don't discount me on this one.
But you know that same.
same years remember Janet Jackson had a poster
and she had the person behind her
that one too but I'm talking about
what she showed her tattoo right there she got a
tattoo of Mickey Mouse getting hair
for Minnie Mouse I don't remember that
I had the post because I had the poster
I was like nigga I did not
remember this bitch is getting his dick
what did you just do
because you took your hair out
wow great
let me see Carlos
let me see you
no that's a real Ola Ray
Thriller texture
it was hurting
That's a jerry curl piece right there.
You ganges is hell.
It hurts.
That's Ice Cube straight out of Compton Wardrobe right there.
It's just put in the back.
I won't.
I just want to see the coverage.
So it comes like that?
Or you got to make it do like it?
I made it.
You make weave?
I don't like a cosmetologist.
I've been doing here for 15 years.
I just retired last year due to comedy.
Bop bags.
You are a retired cosmetologist.
Yes.
Oh, man.
So you can tighten up business as your show.
Like you need to do a power.
up.
Be some old washing sets and a set.
And a set.
Watch the sets during my set.
You got to Brunner Brothers then for sure.
That's, man, what else do you do?
I'm talking about the comedy show or the hair show.
Brush, she'd do.
She make weaves.
She got mixtapes.
Oh, yeah.
Some comedy.
Who got broaches?
I don't have any brooches, my niggum.
You got a brist this brooch.
I don't even make that for real.
Man, look at these fucking.
comments. Somebody, Sharon Blue,
shout out to Charan Blue. I love
when people will risk their fucking job
to fuck with us. It's it. Charon
Blue said, y'all trying to get me fired with
this shit. OMG, the way Carlos looked
at Mimi when she hugs slash choked
him, people are staring at me.
Emoji, emoji, emoji.
Who's Mimi?
Lovely Mimi.
Shut out. She choked you, bro? She choked
you, bro? She picked D.C. up
and carrying him like a baby.
She twerked. She rapped. She wrapped.
Mimi does it all.
She's funny.
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came to the band don't
That's what's up
What this shit say
This said
The girl shine hard
That's her
Screen name
The girl
G-U-H
She definitely has an
O-6 Impala
D-A
G-U-L
S-H-Y
How does anybody
ever find your page?
That's hard
The girl
Shire Hard
Ain't nothing like
Carlos when he lit.
No comedian alive can touch the boy when he's in his
own. That's a fact. I fucks
with her. The gul shaned hard.
Letitia Peters said,
Just hilarious. Shouted out Carlos Miller
doing her breakfast club interview. I can't
wait until I get off to enjoy
my favorite podcast. Shout out to Just
hilarious for shouting me out
on the breakfast club. I love
What did she say? She said,
Because I'm my favorite out of all the people on Wilden Out.
And she fucks her with the 85% show.
Because, you know, we fucks with her the long way.
Yeah.
She was on Wilden out.
And then she left to go do big and better than that.
I love her.
I'm so proud of her.
Me too.
I'm proud of all my friends winning, bro.
Everybody winning.
We out here.
Got bossa.
We out here.
Wilding out.
Shout out the Lurreel.
His show about to come out.
Everybody out, Kenan got a new show.
He just won an Emmy.
Much love, all of them black people who just won Emmys.
My manager, Ricky, won the Emmett.
She worked on the Dave Chappelle shit.
That's all Dave Chappelle.
So it's so much dope shit going on and how many people arguing this shit.
It's crazy out this, bitch.
Crazy.
Ronnie Jordan taking over all the TV shows, man.
This is really just a celebration and let the fans know that we really out here winning.
Go listen to the old 85 soft.
I'm on like 3, 4, 5, one of the early was, and the big year episode.
Big year episode.
I still wear the jacket.
Just take all your music about, bro.
Go on take it out.
Let's count it up.
It's really hurting.
Be Simone, we brought you here for your realness.
Who else gonna take their weave out?
I mean...
Come on, man.
Baby hair still is beautiful, though.
Just hurt.
They real?
What?
The baby hair.
How do you have fake baby hair?
Hell, you got fake every other kind of half?
Is that a real bun?
No.
Man, take all that shit out.
You don't...
It's like, I'm gonna get yourself.
Man, this really...
This really got waves under this shit.
Damn, that's a lot of pieces.
What are you going through?
It was like 90 degrees?
You had that on today?
Huh?
It was hot outside today.
I know.
I was supposed to take a post.
Keep taking this shit out so people can see how unnecessary all this shit is.
No, I'm like fucking Michael Jackson without these lip-ins.
What you think you look like with a man then?
Take the shit out.
Keep going.
This is going.
I've never seen.
This is great.
This shit is amazing.
Be who you are, be Simone.
Let this shit go.
You're better than this.
You don't need that stupid shit.
Talking about it.
itch. You got 12 pieces of
goddamn somebody else
shit on your head. Wonders
why it's itching. That bitch who
how that really is was under
a lot of stress so she sold her
hair. Is that real
person now? Yes.
Exactly. That's what, that is God
said, take that shit out of your head.
That's your real hair? Yeah. It's
amazing that your shit, like your shit look
way better than the shit on the table.
It's the same. She don't want to hear the truth.
It's not the same.
It's the same.
Dude, we really don't give a fuck, too.
I don't know if you do that.
Take another part out.
Was you supposed to say that?
We really don't give a shit?
Like, this is so short.
Hey, man, this podcast is for women who do shit just like that.
You put a bunch, do a bunch of unnecessary shit,
especially for the shit you're doing.
Take that booing shit out your head.
I'm not telling you what to do with your life, because I'm bald.
God damn it.
Guys always say, we want our women natural.
We want this, and then when we wake up looking fucking natural.
Bitch, where the fuck you think you're going?
Looking like that with me.
You're right.
I don't know what
niggas you.
Somebody told you there?
No.
I'm like,
you're picking the wrong guy.
No, guys don't talk to me like that.
But I'm saying
that's what guys
act like.
No, we don't.
Yes, y'all do.
How are you going to tell us how we are.
If you don't put your face on,
bitch, no nigger
has ever said that.
Bitch, uh-uh.
Bitch,
what is your lashes doing?
That's the problem.
Y'all keep fucking with bitch-ass nigg.
But y'all giving all the girls
attention.
We'd be fucking with chicks
who got fat asses in her.
throw a hat on like this if her hair
fucked up. That's what we
fucking with. It's niggins like us
everywhere. You think we give a
fuck by some hair?
That all. Not at all.
That ass negates
all.
All women who got fat asses, all
women who got fat asses, hair
ain't done. Three-fourths of the time
you fucking with them anyway.
She don't start getting her hair done
until she almost through fucking with you.
These are just facts.
Shut out to all the
women who look ten times better
when you get your hair braided.
Y'all are the real champions out
here. Then you take them braids out
and they have to really decide
can I fuck with her until she
get them done again. Because she
cold as fuck with her men. But with
them out, she really is not spectacular.
What kind of braids? The cornrows or the
box braids? Microbrace.
Microes.
The moisten set up. You know what I'm saying? I don't know.
The hood classic. That's
classic. Well, I'm just saying. These are
the things that happened in my life.
What about the chicks with the dreads?
I'm a throwback nigga. I didn't
fuck the bitch with some crochet braids
before. That might not
never happen again in the history of niggas.
You can't fuck no crochet
bro. What I look like, come
on, right. Not now, Carlos. Come on, bro.
You know me better than this.
Carlos, you would. I've done
you've done all types of. You got cars to
fuck them type of business. You got the car you
drive over her house. If you ain't never
fucked one of them earthy-ass
women and smelled like Shea butter
for three weeks after. You ain't
going to, you're not going to get my
life, bro. Come on
man. Have you ever had sex to the white girl?
Yes, I have had reparations
if that's what you're asking.
You think it's going to be some pussy out here
that I'm not going to experiment on.
I must. What kind of
white girl was it? A rich one.
We put in a big-ass house
that was made like a log cabin.
all types of windows
A sunroom
College believe it or not
It was fucking college
She had a Lexus
That was probably one of the first time
I drove a Mercedes
I had a vision
After that day
I had a vision bro
I would want to see this movie
Fuck that white boy
Well nobody
Don't nobody want to hear my story for real
I want to hear it right because like
When I tell people I'm from Mississippi
They know that Mississippi's fucked up
But they don't know to what extent
You don't know the chances that I took
to have to be here
I could have easily been taken out
for doing shit like that
I remember you had the Mustang
I do too
Mustang was yeah
I got a lot of shit now
I never
I never flexed my blessings
I don't
not no more
you posted on Instagram
that was one of them
but he'll tell you that that was just
one of them not no more
I have a lot of vehicles and I'm very
blessed to be able to afford
the type of things that entice
my interest. That's so nice.
Yes, it is.
I still drive a Toyota.
You still got your, the car?
It's falling apart.
I didn't want to tell them that because I don't want people to think I'm starting shit,
but that bitch didn't look like you drove it to Saturn and back.
Oh my God. The left mirrors hanging off. I thought you would have been.
I thought you would have been bought a car.
How my money's going to China.
That's dope.
Shout out to all the niggas who will cuff be Simone, man.
To put up with her ass. She's going to be scratching and etching and burping and shit.
But when that shit stopped, boy, you're going to have something.
I won't act like that in front of my man.
Yes, you will.
You should.
You know, you should.
You got to be your next to self.
I am.
That's something.
If the nigger that'd be Simone used to fuck with, watch the show,
hit us up.
We'll bring you on.
And you can tell your side of the story.
I would deny, deny, deny.
That's what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to do that.
I don't know this, nigga.
That's how you got to know.
What do you mean?
I'm like, what?
Who is this square?
What else happened, my nigga?
Shout out to Will Packer, man.
He got a new movie coming out with Kevin Hardin and all that.
And Tiffany Haddish.
He was just named Hollywood Reporter's Top 100 People in Entertainment.
Really?
Man, I remember him being around Atlanta doing regular shit.
Chad wrote Kanye moved back to Chicago.
Yeah, and Nick and Kanye beefing, I can't beat.
Yeah, nigga, like, come to see.
No, Kanye, Nick is not beefing with Kanye.
Kanye beefing with Nick.
Nick.
Nick does not care.
Nick Kenny going to fade one of these niggas out here.
Like, y'all be able to stop playing with that Nick.
That nigga, B.A. boxing and shit, I've seen some clip.
Come on, bro.
Nick can't go sleep one of these rappers.
That may be up at 4 in the morning working out.
You don't want no, you think you want some smoke with Nick,
but that nigga, like, a 7-degree knife belt.
Yeah.
That's what it's going to take for Nick to get his proper risk.
He's not got to punch a nigga.
He's going to have to do a move on a nigga.
I'm like, damn, that nigga.
No head Western Snipes shit.
That nigga dood on himself, brother.
They hit a nigga to get a nigger.
Nick broke a nigga wrist.
He hit him with that steepest to go on shit.
That nigga will break the whole end of that, nigga.
Nick Cannon snaps Kanye's neck.
You're like, y'all.
Bro, that shit was gay-star.
It wasn't gangster, but Kanye, you knew Kim had a lot of things going on.
Like, you knew that, bro.
Nick never says anything disrespectful.
He just gives great, and he gives good advice.
He tells the truth.
It was his story to tell him.
That's just, nigga, you can't tell me how to tell my side of the story.
Yes, it was at my birthday party that my girlfriend threw at the time.
Well, who was it?
This person.
He ain't saying shit that wasn't true.
I don't know what they did.
I believe.
Kanye did it on some house.
It didn't sit well with my spirit.
Yeah.
I said, white man.
Bro, you're going to be mad at the shit she was doing before you got there.
Yeah, like, come on, brother.
Well, you was in a video of Ray J.
All right.
like chill out. So your white boyfriend from second grade
short, I'm like, how hell is with her?
Nah, nigga. That ain't going to sit well on your spirit.
I'm not going to do a post. That's number one.
No, I'm not posting about it.
Right.
Putting a caption.
At what point do you not give a fuck?
You don't give a fuck. Once y'all, once y'all don't pray together twice,
you really don't give a fuck.
Do you have to confess all the whole shit you did before you get married?
Like, look, babe, before we get married, let me tell you, I was out here bad.
No?
She probably going to know if y'all was cool enough.
If you really know the person, she's going to know.
You're going to mention that shit.
Like, it happens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it casually happens before.
What if some shit from your past show up and you have to explain it?
Well, then you got to get explained shit.
Yeah.
It might have been before you.
But all of it was before you.
That's what I'm saying.
It's before you.
What can you do?
I don't know.
You know how people are.
Some motherfuck to see you happen and just start throwing shit on your name.
Boy.
That shit is so real.
Everybody got quiet.
Yeah.
I built my girls.
His Rockefeller was together,
so I don't remember nobody else.
So that's what it is.
You're fucking dead to me.
That's what it is.
You're dead.
You're dead.
That's just like some 11th grade pussy showing up.
Yeah.
You're going to explain that.
First of all, we're going to laugh at this goofball.
Damn, man.
You pull it up?
Your son?
graduated bitch what you're talking about i think that's fucked up though i think it's real
that that's what we're at with this shit with what with this whole entertainment shit
oh yeah i wouldn't i'm i'm not even famous enough to be out here telling you who i fuck so
when i do get famous i'm not telling you either i'm not about to argue with they're gonna
do the come but this what i was saying i'm on the pursuit of being on another level
You gonna see me with some motherfuckers
That you don't approve of
Don't tell me about that
I'm a homeboy used to fuck
You know shit
I don't give me fuck about none of that
The niggas who say that kind of shit
You're not gonna prove
Of this shit that I'm doing
I'm telling you
You're gonna see me with 4-5 bitches
Who just hos
I'm telling you
That's why I got in the game
For the hos
I'm not gonna not fuck
With some holes out here
I'm sure you had hos
Before you got in the game
But I'm saying though
These are gonna be holes
That's well-known hose
They're Instagram
Hodes, the fine ones, all of them.
Everybody's following them all over.
You ever be following some Hose on Instagram?
No, I don't.
I sure know.
No, I have never been following in that Hose.
You can't speak on him.
Look, sometimes I'll be following Hoth, and then I look up and I see who liked the picture.
I'm like, no, I'm a better nigger to him.
I can't like this one.
Yeah.
Because I don't know why my pastor keep liking all her pictures.
But, niggins, I don't understand.
I love that.
I love that.
I love an Instagram.
You can't see what you like that shit.
Like your girl can't see what you like.
That's crazy.
She's gonna start liking.
Isn't it crazy?
It's like, you're this sloppy, bro?
This is the thing.
Women are the fuck with your head psychologically.
But you know you can like by looking at it like, hey, I like that.
I think I'm getting caught.
Some women won't even argue about it.
I don't burn myself trying to save your life.
Some of these motherfuckers that just go back and like all the pictures that you like.
So you can see that she's like it the same shit that you like.
That is scary.
I think I'm getting high.
My bad.
Can I get high from this?
Yes.
You look high right now.
Can I get high, guys?
That's the movie.
We got beat some more high by the state.
You definitely could get out.
She called all her exes.
Wied absorbs through your skin.
Does it?
Yes.
No, it doesn't.
I'm telling you, man.
That shit up.
You're going to be high as fuck.
Especially in your legs out.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to be fucked up.
Marijuana will save your marriage.
That's what I'm saying.
I know, man.
I forgot you.
You got to have a girl that smoked, though.
Or just will hit it while she light it at least, you know, so she'll understand.
That's the trick.
that before you talk to me
and say a lot of heavy stuff, I need to go outside
real quick. That's one thing that I did
pick up from the Bobby Brown story.
If you find somebody who's into
the same shit that you're into,
it'll work.
This nigga found out she did cocaine before the wedding.
So I do Coke.
That's a real compliment.
I would have took that the whole wrong
way. Like, baby, you fuck with me so
much. You got to get hiding.
do this.
I fuck with you.
Would you get married to your wife
if you found out she was getting
high right before the wet?
Yes, because I'll be like,
this honeymoon bought to be popping.
Yes.
Hi, that weed, though.
It's going down.
He's not talking about weed.
I don't give a shit.
You doing drugs before the day?
Yeah.
Can't cool for the boy.
Why, boy.
He's going to be filthy.
This is my fucking head of honeymoon.
I am high, you guys.
Shut up, man.
Oh, shit.
You put the way that out.
Be Simone Tremery.
My boy outside, no.
My boy outside, bro.
Who outside?
Remo.
Oh, hold on.
We gotta take a real...
You gotta take a real big app.
Oh.
Pause, one time.
Go let him in.
We gotta go do this shit anyway.
I gotta pee in, man.
Be Simone, you high?
No.
Be Simone up through there.
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Come on now.
Come on.
Summer's here, and with the kids home and off to camp,
it's easy for moms to get lost in the shuffle.
On good mom's bad choices,
we're making space to center ourselves with joy, rest, and pleasure.
Take the kids to camp.
You know what?
It was expensive.
But I was also thinking,
You have my kid.
This is kind of priceless.
Take her, feed her, make core memories.
I don't have to do anything.
Main thing, I don't have to do anything.
To hear this and more, listen to Good Mom's Bad Choices
from Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Do you remember Vine?
It changed the internet forever, and it vanished in its prime.
I'm Benedict Townsend, and this is Vine,
six seconds that changed the world.
The untold story of genius, betrayal, and the app that died so that TikTok could thrive.
From overnight stars to the fall that no one saw coming, we're breaking down what made Vine iconic.
Listen to Vine on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
In sitcoms, when someone has a problem, they just blurt it out and move on.
Well, I lost my job and my parakeet is missing.
How was your day?
But the real world is different.
Managing life's challenges can be overwhelming.
So what do we do?
We get support.
The Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council have mental health resources available for you at loveyourmindday.org.
That's loveyourmindtay.org.
See how much further you can go when you take care of your mental health.
This is an IHeart podcast.