The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Whats The Definition of a Hoe JEWELS | Ep. 105

Episode Date: November 18, 2017

A musical pre-thanksgiving episode dedicated to ladies, women and the hoes. Karlous Miller drops nothing but jewels in this episode to get yo ready for the 85 South Show's holiday episodes. B. Simone, Tyler Chronicles, Darren Brand and the funniest nigga alive, Karlous Miller, are doing it on this one. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ There are many great podcasts from Joe Rogan to The Brilliant Idiots - we thank you for choosing #thecoldestpodcast Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got 10 days in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what? We got tidal eyes in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stanking ass.

You're going to be in New Year's Inn church. With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ad. Why your kids still playing up in dirt. With your staggin' ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work.

With your stagin' ass. Now you gotta try to crank it first. With your stagin' ass. Oh, said, you're gonna be lay for work. With your stagin' ass. And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog. With your stagin' ass. We don't bend up and see with the shit.

Kill it too. Fucking these hoars on the loo. Niggas talking about. Them n'nicker fun' hanging with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent. And any time she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick.

I ain't you tell it where you might see me. I'm posted in the A, but I might jump on the plane in Pallé Vu or La Fonsei because my no close. I got the jokes I'm everywhere. You see me with it. I'm up in Africa. I'm telling jokes in different cities. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities.

Hey. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities. Hey, hell, nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities. I say they're small and they're round, but felt some different cities. Hey! Smoking weed, I like it in high. I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly. Bitches walking out, bitches pulling up.

I'll apologize. But then I say I don't give a fuck. I'm crazy man. I don't give a fuck crazy man. I don't know. Crazy man. If you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you. Give him some of that pussy girl.

I don't like asking. Give some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some. But if this pussy is great, then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl. I don't like that. We need to do that, thanks. 85.

85. 85. 85, hey. Yeah, yeah. Hey, man, I want you to play me some pimper just like that so I can give them a dope-ass, smooth-ass. 85 South Show intro, you know what I'm saying? Because it's been a minute since we went up on the pussy, love. That's your stuff.

The metaphorical pussy of your lyrical ears. Hold up, don't even bring the beat in. Just let it be real smooth right now. Nah, but just be thinking about where you're going to go with it, though. Just let it be. You know, this is the 85 South Shore. Now, don't do too much. Just think about what you're going to do.

No, you know, it ain't even that you take your flag, bro. You know, this is just the 85 Southshend. We're known for having some slick-ass intros and shit like that. You got to flip the tax off like, you're going to lean on me. Hold on. We're going to do seven seconds of just, you know, just letting this nigga be flat for a minute. Let the guitar get some.

Let the guitars get some. Yeah. Yeah, because that is it. That's how you set a move. That's how you set a mood right now. I don't think about the pussy I'm going to get tonight. Hold on. Can you hit that one more time?

It's about the outcome, bro. Hit that run one more time. Yeah. That's what you call strumming. Hey, that's when you put your mouth right on the prison. You can make a whole grandson, too. That's the music you play right when you play right when you're Put your mouth right on the pussy, boy, right on it.

And we need more of that. Come on now. We've grown up here. We sure do. Yeah. Because you know who the podcast's for, right? What's it for? This is for.

This podcast right here that we're going to do tonight. So all the women who are laying down when you eat the pussy. As soon as you get that spot, she look up and look you in your eyes. Oh. Yeah. Or she tries to. Right. Because some of them can't.

Right. Some of them just can't take it. Hell yeah. That's a fact. This podcast is for niggas who don't put their food in the refrigerator. They just leave it on the stove because they don't like heating up cold shit. Yeah, because you go eat it in a couple of hours after the blood anyway. Yeah.

This podcast is the girls that don't bring down and suck your dick. They just step back a little bit and lean over at the waist. Come on. So you're talking about girls with good lumbar. You know what I mean? She don't need like her knees to be down. I wasn't going to say it, but since you brought it up. Yeah.

This podcast is for the girls who, when they finish sucking your dick, they look at it like they're going to miss it. You ain't going to miss this dick, it's going to be right here, man. This podcast is for those girls who just grab it and come our level, just looking like anybody to conquer. Come on, man. Huh? Come on.

She knows she got a job to do. She's ready to go to work. This podcast right here is for grown-ass men who know the pussy weather when she leave her socks on. Yeah, that's a real thing, though. Hey, yo, no, that is, that is real fact. That is a real fact. Yes, it is. We'll hire orgasms when they have on socks.

Yeah. Yeah. Because socks regulates your body temperature. Yeah, and it keeps the moisture in. We're talking about pussy here, man. We know what we're talking about. Check this out. I don't know why y'all keep bringing up all these exotic topics,

but if you are a grown man and you ain't never been in the pussy and she coughed and you was like, what the fuck was that? Who that pussy's like? They got that pussy clapped on you. You never had the pussy clap on your dick. Whoa! Oh, shit. That was a mechanic.

Br, if you ain't never had head from your girl while she had the flu, you ain't going to get nothing that I'm talking about. Wait, bro. You're not on it. You okay? Come on, man. First of all, dick could knock that cold out. Come on.

You know that. Makes it worse. No. Yeah. We'll knock that right on now. Not trying to give head when you see. Shit. No.

You know how wet your mouth is when you see. Come on, brough. Brough, you brought it up. That's my fault. You brought it up. Look, first of all, I'm just glad to be here. Man, first of all, we're glad to have it. I'm always mad to be with the family.

You know what? Hold on, where my hat? You know what else? And it's still in the intro part. Oh, I'll get you some. Get you some right. But you know what's so crazy. We might even...

Fuck you, just keep it going, Jay O'N. Yeah, just let it ride. Let it ride, bro. Where we got so much shit that we got to discuss amongst us. Do we, bro? It's black people. Come on, huh? We got beat Simone back in here, so you know what that means.

Yay. I lost my phone now. I was trying to post on Instagram. That's for everybody who been asking. Bring B. Simone back. She bet. But what y'all don't understand is we ain't never tell her to go nowhere. She just got famous on us.

Yeah, right. I saw a- I've been waiting for an invite back. Man, I saw a sketch of B. Simone and the niggins sitting in the car on the shade room that had 7.3.89 million. She didn't got time for us, my mom. I was like, they arguing. They argue.

They don't want to see black people in love. That's a black word. Argon. How you feel it? Argon. Argon. If we stole that from the parrish. Did we?

A lot of people don't know that. A lot of the paris was black. They're argon. Everything was stolen from something. No, let that shit go. Let that shit go. Don't let Tyler fuck our intro up. He don't run shit over here.

I don't give a fuck. Okay. Text your ex. Text your ex. Bro, we ain't shit. They already believe we ain't shit. That won't make you a bad story. Well, fuck it.

Text your ex. Text your ex. It's the end of the year. Hey, what's the worst thing that can happen? Man, we got, bro, we got to send these end of the year dick pictures out. They got to go out. Do you have a text your ex challenge going? Br, it's a text your ex challenge.

You know your ex is somewhere out here telling these. You ain't shit. Hey, Tyler, what's the... And she's like! Tyler, what's the shirt idea? What's the shirt idea? We came up high's head. What is it?

Not we. You did. He said, all my exes are sad. Get the fuck out of here. Hey, that's the new shirt we're dropping. That's dope. That's not. You know why I can't do it?

Too much better than. Too much. I'm gonna let you do that with me Simone. It hurt. I'm gonna let you do that. I can't do it. We're black men. We can't have no feelings.

I said it's dope, but I can't do it. Yeah, we can't have no feeling. I don't with you from over here. No. I can't do it, bro. Because I know a lot of shit that a lot of people don't know. Because, you know, my life's so real. I can't even wear that and really just stick to it.

No, can't stick to it. Hell no. I swear my ex is out here doing great. All of them. Cheered. It ain't a lot of them, bro. But they're sad? Because it's without cheating.

No, they're not. They look happy. Beasts a ball. Get it? You get it, don't you? My ex-us is dead as him. That thing, Patty Ed, is it a penny? I didn't know he said.

Because he told me. Man. When he did? How long ago y'all broke up? Okay, well, we really wasn't together. Oh, see, he's trying to fuck. He tried to slide in that one more time. Don't confuse.

Don't confuse a dick invitation with feelings. We was kicking in for a long time. Hold on. That was my boyfriend in my head. You can't feel like something that's not. You are better than that. Oh, wow. We got enough episodes.

Brum says comments about what you just said. So B. Simone is a reckless shit. No, you don't get it. You don't get it. Listen. Listen, bro. That's what that thing. I did a lot of episodes with B. Simone.

She always be talking about the nigger, her boyfriend, in her head. She a nigger just like us. She don't want. That's what I'm saying. She don't want a nigger for real. She don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't.

You be wanting a nigger until you get him. And then you're like, he a fuck boy. Because he wouldn't come in. to me. That don't make him a fuck boy? Yes, it does. No, it don't. He might have been protecting you. Why would he say, hey, you my girlfriend, and he know he got three holes better than you?

Y'all be acting like y'all the ones that we room. We'd be settling for y'all, too. Why you don't want to be in a relationship? Cuzz out of all the bitches, I know you ain't the best one. No, he wasn't. He was in love with me. No, he wasn't. He was giving you, I'm in love with you dick. It wasn't that he was in love with you.

Hey, listen to me. Jay Owen, you better play that motherfucker. Hey, that nigga Carlos just said the realest shit I've ever heard in my life. I can't commit because you're not the best one out of the ones I'm dealing with. Man. He didn't commit to the best one either.

You don't know that? You saw a couple of Instagram pictures and thought that that bitch wasn't shit. What y'all don't know is that bitch with the fuzz of hair and the little acne. Yeah, that bitch got two master's degree. That's exactly what happened.

She in a sororraine. For sure. She's doing community service. She's still in the church choir. She's part of the youth group. Come on now. She'd be the people who be at church before church start. That's who she is.

She gives about turkeys. Everything's getting. Come on, bro. Has no Instagram at all. She does she do shit like make sweet potato pies and you ain't even know she had the ingredient. Her Facebook post says stay encouraged. She got 200 friends and her page private. God!

They don't make them like that. You know what? She'll get embarrassed if her nipple ever slipped out on the... Oh, Lord, Jesus, not me. Oh, Lord Jesus, not me. Not my side boo, Jesus. Come on. I just did it out for a minute.

Come on, now, we ain't judging nobody. No, I ain't never judged it. Do you understand that your titty being out on Instagram just completes the Instagram circle of life? Look, let me break this shit down. You post a picture, and you got a little titty out. It's niggas out there who like a little titty to be out. Where you think your likes is going to come from. Now, some of them likes ain't even disrespectful.

Some of them are just respectful. Like, I see the art in this. Ooh, you beautiful. Ooh, that's enough titty to still be tasteful. Thank you for posting this. Just for throwing the niggas who liked titties of bone. 85. We're not out here being thirsty.

We just appreciating on some of this. But what is it, though? Divide your likes in half, young ladies, and then divide half of that, and then split that in half, and then you got to take one, Four for them. That's how many real niggas fucking with you out here in these shit. Most of them, most of your

likes is coming from bitches who don't even eat pussy. Come on now. Y'all just hyping each other. Yes, bitch, yes. No, bitch. Girl, if I was gay, I do you, shit. No, I don't want to see no more of these bitches posting these emojis with their tongue at unless you got the side of your hair

shaved off. Them the bitches who eat pussy. Right. The bitches would fade. Yeah, that's when they put the legs at. Not every bitch that eat pussy you got a face. Bishamon, when you get around your brothers, do we be too real sometimes? No. No, y'all just be ganging up on me.

That's why I need another girl on here with me. Boom! What girl? Call and tell her to come up here. I should have told Vina to come up here. Vina, she's childish as hell. She's so childish. She's so childhood.

I don't even think she's having sex, for real. Like, if she told me she wouldn't, I'd be like, I can see that. I can see that. Vinny, you know I love you, but I'm saying that out of luck. That's my other little brother. She's so funny. How many little brothers do you guys? Just you, you the big girl.

She did my little. Got tight. Right. That's just you. Just you. You see how he cleaned it up real quick? Don't fucking play with me. Don't forget about a little brother.

That's why I always say that. Don't forget about a little brother. Don't forget about a little brother. Be Simone within the trap. The first day I was like, she's real. I remember the trap, trap, trap had a window unit. Trap, trap, trap, and now the trap house. You deserve better.

Yeah, man. That's always saying. You deserve so much better. Okay, well find me better. Hold on. Let's do it. Better is nowhere. Hey, Tyler, take her mic right quick.

Take her mic. You don't say shit right quick. You just sit back. We want to talk to the niggas who've been dealing with B. Simone. We're talking to your past niggas right now. Ah, shit. Anybody want to jump out there?

First of all, likes being a nigger. First of all. No, I don't like what he's me. Oh, okay old brown there, nigga. First of all, first of all, the nigger who got the loud. First of all, the nigga who got the loud. You got a little of your presence. Tyreek is.

I feel like B. I feel like be some un-fucked with young niggas who got old niggas name, but they're not even juniors. Yo, hold on. Like, where you find a nigga named Jerry at? This is how we find out right here. You even got to tell us his name, what he is, what he does. Does he wear skinny jeans?

Yes. No, never. She's still 20-something. All them niggas wear skinny-joo. He might be an older dude, though. He's 31. Okay, so he's just right on the heads and he's still like Jay-Z. He's a scammer.

He acts 12. Why you don't find the red flags in these niggies that you fucking with? I just want to know. Hold on, do you think one of her exes got a neck tattoo? Yes. Oh, okay. One of them old R&B as niggins. He do now.

I don't like soft R&B. What about, do they have curls? No, I don't like pretty niggas. Oh, okay. So you're like, what do you like? You like a little thick? You like a little thick? She like niggas that look like they still call.

For sure. Yeah. For sure. That's what this podcast was, so you might as well. We can go ahead and say, fuck it and I treat you right. Get you a Southern man. But see, this is real about the shit. The nigger, who's going to treat you exactly how you want to be treated?

You can't stand this nigger. You like chocolate girls? What? Really? That's no secret. That's no secret with me. Look, the world knows that. That nigga is a high-dine-old ice-gayn girl.

Now, listen. Now, Tyler, this is the crazy part about it. Darren Prynne, aka a big baby. So you like chocolate girls. This man has introduced me to some of the most delectable, delicious-looking chocolate women I've ever seen in my life. Bro, the nigger, the only nigger. One of the only niggas I know in life that can invite a group of 20

home girls and all 20 of them come. What? Like, I know that I'd never be that nigger. I would never be at, I'm never, I ain't going to never have that much of them. I don't only do they come out to the club, they go to Guadalajara with this nigga. This nigga be on a boat.

He got 20 business with a weaves in Beijing. This nigga on a boat with 600 niggas who can't swim. Swad surfing. And then, I'm looking. And then, When he get back and tell me what I could have went for? I'm like, bruh.

Bro, that's why you're going to Cabo this year. You go on the Cabo. Next June. We all going. Brug. When I get the Cabo, I'm going to have some white linen on with no draws. They're going to see the dick half through my pants. Bro, we're going to do an 85 South show of Cabo.

Really? Yes, the fuck we are. I'm going to be just shaking my ass. Why not? No, some real shit, though. Brug. Why not? Since you brought it up.

Check this out What's up, bro? We've been planning on international wilding out You know, get away Yes, Joe, I feel it too Yeah, we're going somewhere We're going places

Bro, we know, I'm glad everybody been coming through, you know I got to upgrade everybody Can we start taking group trips? Yeah, let's do that. I don't give a fuck I'm like I wouldn't be invited I would just see this shit on Instagram

We're going to do the shit through We're going to text y'all like We're going to do the shit through your travel company You're going to bring all the home girls Be Simone probably I can bring some hose for y'all You'll bring some home, girl, but most of them are going to be on their period. I just, that's for some reason.

I just, my foreseen, I just feel like you're going to bring the chicks who are on their psychiatrist. No, I can bring some, I know a lot of holes. Bring the holes that you know. Yes, because I'll be bringing them around when I don't want to fuck. Like, I'm not fucking my homeboy, so here, I'm going to bring some hose. Hold on as fuck. Bring them hose.

Now, that's what I was thinking about earlier, though. You know, like, most of the time in my life that I ever went to the club, it was some holes involved. I didn't never want to go to the club. I went because the hose was either wanting to go or they was already there. Yeah. So I feel like the club is exploiting a weakness in men.

And when, they don't get there. When we're looking for holes, it ain't that we're trying to fuck all these holes. Sometimes holes just make the atmosphere better. So what you got to do? You never be around some hos and just come up with a good-ass idea? Like, oh my God, we should totally... Hose be giving

niggas good ideas. Bring Bring them holes be giving niggas good ideas. Bring them home for anything. If holes don't like you, you should change careers. Bring them holes. Even if you don't get the fuck, they just need to say what's up and be like you stupid is here. Bring a little bit.

When you get your hair cut and say what's up if they don't try to fuck, nigger you need to figure out what is you doing if the holes don't like you. Give me a little bit. Give me a little bit. and get a job and get your money and stocking in it with these holes and cake and hold out to eat because these holes

everything you need I'm coming in, everybody, I'm going to cute. Bring them hose. Don't bring them hose. If you ain't got no hose then you just fucking up you need to switch you up and start doing a bunch of other stuff

if the hose ain't fucking with you you need to stitch. I'm gonna go tell them. I'm gonna go tell you. You need to do it big because it holes ain't trying to You are send you new I'm gonna go all the way, babe.

They be sending them to other dudes. If the holes ain't fucking with you, nigger, what you doing, then your whole life is ruined. Barbecue and oil milk doing. If you ain't got no holes and you live in the aid, you need to probably move because you're doing something wrong. There's so many holes in the city who be neat, best friends, side niggas, whatever is you can.

Bring up home You just ugly as hell Yeah you're ugly You're dead and son Everybody got some holes You step them up and get you So if you can't put no hose In the ATL

Then you ugly as hell You crop this thing And you need the girl to take a bath Hose gonna fuck with you Cause you ain't got no skin And you don't have no pants And all your shoes They ain't fucking with you

If you can't get no hose In the year two Why not? Forever. I'm going to tell you what you're doing wrong. Probably need to start buying poop because you ugly damn holes. Don't like you because even if it's true, let me tell you something that you don't know. Oh!

Got one eye. Every time I see this nigger, he got a new bitch. I'm like them. I got to have no holes. That's what I needed. And those from that nigger who'll be getting a hose. Yes, sir, niggas get. Bring them holes all the time.

Let me tell you about the holes. Bring them hoes. Bring them ho. Sometimes they can be some hones that don't. Bring them ho. Damn, they don't fuck the hole. But they didn't fuck with you. That's what hoes do.

I'm going to tell you. Bring them hoos. Why the fuck y'all yelling over my rap saying fucking up my song? I was rapping for so long. I said, bring them ho. Oh, fuck that shit that you were talking about. That shit ain't hip.

Because I'm talking about the holes And I'm gonna tell you something If you don't know what it takes to get the hose You need to start watching this show I'm gonna let your head know Bring them hose Stop bringing them holes I don't like the hook

I'm trying to tell them where to look And you still cooking up Stop don't do it, bro No don't bring them holes You gotta have your own Cause that ain't it All right fucking shit Yeah, that was tip-a-

Whatever Bring your, see, stop showing up places. Stop showing up places. Expecting people to have holes for you. No. I bring them. I bring them home. No.

Yeah, well, I mean, yes. You better bring a host. You better bring them a host. That was my best part. Stop bringing imposter holes. If they're not real hoes, stop putting them in whole position. If they're not fucking for the girl, they ain't fucking let me some own, homie. Let's clear this out.

Stop bringing holes who fans. Stop bringing them who just, they're too excited. They can't even enjoy themselves. They just don't take pictures. But you ain't taking no dick. I can't stand a hole that want to take pictures but don't want to take no dick. Damn, you got it. Is that hard? Yeah.

Bruh, first of all, you did your ass about the six of rags me earlier. Stop fucking with these holes. Oh, you know, I don't talk about. I know you ain't talking. Yes the fuck I am. What are you talking with hos? Stop fucking with these hos. You ain't seen none one of us with no hodes.

Hose take money. Be Simone, have you seen me fuck with these hos? Hose calls. You're going to come on here. But why are you going to be the I like I do? I just believe y'all do. Be some more hose calls calls. How?

Just because you believe that. Be Simone, you be with me all the time. Just because we're the type of niggas that hos fuck with don't make us guilty or nothing. Nah, y'all be fucking hos. Yeah. Y'all got the hos. That's how they tell you they fucking with you. Where them holes that they keep saying they're,

and that we got she line. I ain't seen one. I check my phones off. Where them hose? I ain't seen no hose texting me. They don't follow me. They ain't follow me on Snapchat or none of that. Where these holes.

And did I keep getting a cue to happen? I want to touch them. I want to grab them. And sometimes I wish where the hose. Right there. Right there. Right there. They got holes everywhere, but they don't belong to loads.

I know a couple holes, but they don't make them my hoes. They're just some holes that I know and they was hoes way before I am that they were holed. All right, fuck it. That's enough about me and all my whole adventures. This show wasn't even supposed to be about hoes, bro. But that's let you know how. But holes are so nice.

We get into the end of the year and I just want Thanksgiving coming up. We just giving thanks. All my whole friends. I'm like, you're such a good person. She is. The hoes are good people. No, hos will go over the limit. You know what it sounds like y'all want to do? Be a ho.

We need to take a minute for some, uh, ho appreciation. Hey! Ho appreciation, we appreciate y'all. Y'all are really good people. Why you feel like that be someone? Because hos, like, first of all, they don't give a fuck about shit. Don't get a fuck about shit. They're just so honest and up front.

The pin it, they're just, they're like, this is what it is from jump. And they know, they'd be like, look, He just want me to suck his dick That's it And it's cool And you'd be like Damn, she understands that I don't want to put it in that extra work

I just want to receive this person You know what a whole do? A hole a roll of blunt And then let you smoke While she's giving you head Do you know what kind of blessing That's a real escort Whileing out has changed my life

I change That's what I'm saying I change my life I'm just saying Whileanout has changed That's the kind of thing That is expected I'm saying my life

By fucking with these holes at a period in my life where I needed them. I was at a place that was so low. Only holes could pick me up. Only holes. And when I say hoes, don't think that I was out here hoeing. You get what I'm saying? See, that's what I'm, you could be a hoe-by association,

and sometimes you ain't even the one hoax. You ain't even the one. Exactly. Because if you're in a group, if it's three girls and it's one that you know, that's a real hoe, you're assuming them other two souls. No, you don't. That shit is old.

No, like, y'all know that. Oh, here she go. Oh, paula. But see, the fucked up part is all the ones who we thought weren't holes, we found out late on. They were the biggest hose. They were the biggest hose. All the women that's in Atlanta. Okay, first of all, what classifies a hoe?

Like, are you a hoe if you fuck like three niggas in one day? No. Shit, god damn. Be some bold three dicks. Three niggas in one week. Three niggas in one month. Three niggas in one year. It's 2017 and a half.

That's your pussy. Whoever you give it to that is your bag. So what makes a hoe a hoe? Like somebody who just like fucks for money You can't fuck two niggas before you fuck me I don't give you shit That's crazy In that day or that month

No in that day No in that day Okay so if it's over 24 hours You're good I need a whole day I need the bitch to go sleep twice Why you put the time limit on That's what I'm asking

That's why I brought it up I don't know what a hole is But we know they hoes I don't know We don't know We don't even know The definition of a hoe I don't know

What is a hoe Two of your home girls The one you was with the other day Them is a hoon Them too and you're a home Hope by association. We just a defined all three. I am not no hope.

No, you're not by association. Sometimes I wish I was because I'd be like, Hoseby having so much fun. They do. They get to go to the amusement park. Hose. It looked like Hose be having fun. But they really be sad and crying.

They'd be sad. Like, that you're depressed. Praying to God every night. This is how you know that hos be sad. They really do. You ever be in the club and you see some holes and you see them on Snapchat? They'd be flexed.

But Tyler. But Tyler, you know, we can't. But Tyler, we can't say that, though, because we know a lot of is married. Married hoes is out here. Getting cheated on. No, no.

This is the one thing that most married hoes are guilty of. Almost fucking. Almost fucking. He pulled it out, but I didn't let them put it in. Married hoses out here almost fucking like a motherfucker. If you married, don't worry about who fucking your wife. Them the wrong questions to ask. You need to ask who's sucking her tits.

She is out here getting her titty suck. At three in the morning at the waffle house. house parking like she ain't even parked like she parked right there where everybody can see she don't give a fuck bro she's just grabbing it like i would married women are out here convincing niggas that we like hand jobs like stop doing that rough ass hand job stop it for my heart podcasts and rococo punch this is the turning river road i knew i wanted to obey and submit but i didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life, what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a

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What did you mean? These are your friends Be Samo Take your hand first? I don't, we're not doing this. Man, look at her nails. Stop playing. We're not going to do this right now. Thank you.

Salute to all the ladies who don't give hand jobs. Yeah, because that shit is whack as fuck. That shit is super whack. Open your mouth and your heart. Now I got to put extra lotion on my dick because you made it rough. You just fuck out of here. Like, you got on four rings. Fuck, no.

Get the fuck out of here with your accessories on my dick. Get out of here. Hand jobs are whack See, this is why I need another girl here No you don't She is over there Hey lady Other girl here

Hand jobs are whack Are you a home? You give hand job Don't answer I'm saying We're on the same hand There's nobody go over It's like yes

I'm a hoarse But hey I mean you can't even define it Yeah exactly Me and she don't know And you know what That's what I want you to understand We're not the ones out here

Classifying these hoes It's not We're not about what y'all say You said you got No friends, so define your friends. Which one is your friend? Hold on, which one of your friends is the hole and tell us why she's going?

No, she can't do that. There's too much of a name. Don't say her name. This podcast is for her, so we can't say her name. Oh, okay, so I, this defines them as hoes. They will fuck and suck any nigger for an opportunity. Okay, I like that definition. Hey, fellas, get out here and start creating an opportunity.

That's a good-ass definition. That's a hit. Start creating your opportunity. Sexual opportunists. That's a hoe. A sexual opportunity. But can I say something about that as well? Beside?

That is most. Most women. No. Tyler, how the fuck you gonna say that shit, man? It's not fucking and sucking anything for opportunity hell? No. How the fuck you gonna say that shit? You're gonna do that?

So, folks, listen. Hold on, Tyler was really about to break this shit there. Bro, no. How the fuck you gonna say this shit? That's true. Hey, this thing is over here acting like they on your side. You're gonna say some real ass shit like that, bro? You're gonna say the massaging this shit?

That's crazy. You're gonna say that real fact shit? That's crazy. Call most women holes, Tyler? That's insensitive is fucking. It won't be tolerated over here. tolerated over here. This shit won't be tolerated.

Wait a minute. I'm going to explain. Wait a minute. Listen. What? I'm just saying maybe if you take out the anything part. No, it's not thinking out. That's the definition. No, I'm saying most, it's women out here that's fucking dudes because of something. I need a place to stay tonight and my mama tripping. Damn. I'm saying fucking suck.

Oh, my car's up. Let me fuck this. This is a small fraction. My car fucked up. That's a small fraction of women. You're speaking like it's not women out here fucking women. Tyler, why are you talking like it's only 90% women who do that? It's only 90% at this point, because I got one hug cap. Yeah, you bullshit.

That's it and a crash thing. So by next week, I'll be good. They just taught me something. Hey, I don't know. I don't advocate nobody doing shit. So if ladies giving up pussy for a while or not tickets. Oh, that's a ho. No, that ain't.

For sure. They copped out. Hold on, you fucking for free tickets. You're a whole-oh-oh-all-you-shit. What are you talking about? They don't know. Time-out. Maybe she just values her money more than her pussy.

Y'all be, y'all are not pessimistic. Y'all are so. We not pessimistic. Oh, man. I can't believe Tyler. Look at how y'all gonna say that? And this niggas out here giving away dick for sandwiches and shit. Niggas ain't even trying to use their dick to progress.

That's it, bro. Niggas out here just fucking to be fucking. I don't know. I did drop some, I did drop some dick off of some gas. What's the, what's the pet, like, what's the lowest you to never fuck to? Gas? Gas. What's your lowest-ho moment, Tyler?

The couch. I needed a place to me. We all didn't fuck for somewhere to stay before. You ever fuck for food? You were fucked for food? You were fucked for food? I'm gonna fuck this bitch. Y'all know she'll cook.

Hey, look, every business used to go to the nigger they used to play for the Braves. Oh, bitch. I was like, I'm about to fucking all these bed rooms. Come on, man. Hey, ain't no firm. Damn. Not a nigga who played for the Braves, you know.

I ain't said who he is. It was a couple of them. It was a couple of them. It's only one nigga that played one position. Oh, you're gonna make you and give them more information? Damn, it wasn't but one nigga with a red glove that played for the brave. Damn.

I was just trying to shoot that out there for my niggas that no, you know what years ago? That shit crazy is. What's wrong with that? We all have had low-ass moments. You never, you've never been at a girl house with your, like sitting in her bathroom, butt-niquet, with your nuts on her tub reflecting,

like, bro, I need to get my. shit together. Like you've never been driving 280, like you ever hit 285 and been like on your way home from doing some whole shit and you get stuck in morning traffic. You're like, why am I sitting, why am I sitting here with my gas light on with no drawers on? You cried after the Uber, man. Why? I was like, what did I just do? You ain't never sat in morning traffic with no draws on, bro? Anytime you put in the girl butt, she's drive on different. What's the one night stand? I mean, she got her feet up on the goddamn dash. It was just like...

You can't be at 3 a.m. Oh, yes, baby. And then 6 a.m. Oh, my God, no. No, for sure. Oh, that's over the shit different. You'd be like, whoa. Oh, because you're like fucking do it from that night.

See, this is my perspective on the shit. You feel bad when you fucking do for that night in the club. I feel like... No, I've never done that. Made a guy at the club and went home. I feel like if a girl fuck me on the first night, she really liked me. That's how I feel. I feel like she liked me more than the bitches who made me wait.

Hey, can I be honest with y'all, anytime I've got to put you in the first night. I'd be like, wow, that is very nice of you. Bro, it ain't nothing, but God. I can't believe. Like, you don't even know me. You were just giving me this good. That's the truth. That shit could have kept me from being depressed.

Have you been fighting in a one-night stand if you've talked to them after? Or it's only a one-night said if you haven't talked to them. No, if I bet you that day and I fuck you within that day. That's a one-night-in-that's what I did I do? What did I do? You okay? I'm fine. I'm fine.

Just drive, sir. What's wrong? You know what? Be someone, you're an adult. Stop crying. You did what you did. You're fine. You're an adult.

You're okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. What's wrong? I'm a ho! I am a ho, sir. Just drive the Uber. I'm a ho, okay?

Oh, dang. I'm stupid because I'm a type of... Because I'm going to type of the nigga who's like me. What if we fucking had a afternoon? Hey, real quick, think about that Uber because we started at 2 a.m. Say I met a nigga, we fell asleep. The day before. We woke up and fucked.

It was a day, but it wasn't a hole. You know how to avoid the shit from being a one-night stand? I bet it had a day party. So that takes everything. That changes everything. How do you avoid a one-night stand, Lose? This is how you avoid making it a one-night stand. How's that?

Fuck again in the morning. Come on now. Because then it's not a one-night stand. Like, if you fuck one time, it's like, Like, oh, shit, well, we did. If y'all fuck again, you're like, we did. Now let's fuck again. Now we fucking.

And it was raw. We fucking. Come on, bro. In the morning, raw. Bro, if you ain't going raw in the morning, you can't fuck good. What's how the name can put it in? Bro. First of all.

If she make you wear a rubber in the morning, you can't fuck good. First of all, I don't know the verse. I don't know the verse, but it's in the Bible. You can't put a condom before 9-10. They don't even have to be in the Bible, but. I forgot the verse. It's in the Bible. It said, it said, thou shale before.

Oh, nine and a kiss. Bras, yeah. If she make you wear a rubber in the morning, you can't fuck good. Yeah, you can't fuck good. Morning sex, morning sex is only wrong. You have to, because the way you slide it in is right there.

She already, that necker been sitting there all night. I haven't had morning sex so long. I don't even remember. I don't believe Bees-in-a-old. Okay. Look at the way you made that face. What's wrong? Nothing.

It's like she smelt the penis. She was like, morning sex. Did you not know what this show? She knows what this show is about. Give me some of that pussy, you don't remember. Be Simone, listen to this. This show is 95% pussy. This is the real shit.

Tid A's in the average nigger. That's my song. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That is my song. What, Titties? Yes. That song was made about me. Hold on.

So why you not? Share your tini's with a nigger? But listen, though, this is real Bisonmo. It's my song. You're a bear. You're like a nigger in the studio. in the studio. No, when Drake had digger yesterday,

when we, I was that nigga yesterday, we got her. I was there. She was the nigga that looked outside. That's straight. Bro, that's right. That's your hard. Nah, this is the real shit, though. Go ahead, Loz.

Be Simone. The average nigger don't deserve your pussy. That's just one. That's right. No, it's not just you, but ladies, like, the nigger, the average nigger don't deserve no pussy. Hey, man, chill out. You don't made her fucking day, man.

No, but I was speaking in general, though. I'm talking about all of, look, don't nobody really just deserve no pusses. Wait, wait. No, don't cut me off. I got to tell you this shit. You're breaking the information up. You're going to have motherfuckers out here with bits and pieces.

Let me finish. Don't interrupt the goddamn pieces. Bro, go ahead, bro. You got to. I felt like you got to save it. Look, when we woke up this morning, me and you check, all the niggies in this room, with nobody, like, predetermined to get no pussy. You got to do something.

That's the way God set it up. You got to do something. You can't just wake up and be a sexy mother. fucking be like, he's about to get some pussy. It don't work like that. You got to get up and put your motherfucking hands on something. You got to do something. You can't just walk up in the pussy.

You got to do something. You got to eat this bitch. You got to talk to her. You got to do something. You can't. Ain't nobody just getting no pussy. Some niggas out here working too goddamn hard. Still ain't getting no pussy.

But that's what I'm saying. Some pussy you just not going to get. It's just like, your dick don't work on that kind of pussy. It ain't getable. You don't took the bitch out. ain't getable. Some guys get lucky, though. No, you can't.

That happened like once a year. Yeah, for sure. What is lucky pussy? First of all, this was, I've worked hard to be. To the average nigga, this is what luck is. A bitch curbed you in January and you fucking December. That's luck. That's luck.

We ever have a bitch that loop back around. Like, damn, I told you what shit out here. We could have been fucked. Fucked exactly. Fuck her. Yeah, that's luck. Hey, so now after I had to deal with these eight shit niggas, you want to try this again?

That's like that. Man, it takes. The bitch got to meet you. Then meet three other niggas who don't treat a good. They're like, shit, I told you that the dick in the reef are where was that? You want to come eat these wings and suck some dick on the couch? At least you know, I respect you because you didn't the last time we did this. There's no way, ma'am, you should be fucking a nigga from Lowe's before a nigga.

Come on. You mean to tell me you're going to fuck with a nigga from Lowe's? From Lowe. Bitch, I'm on every Thursday, 11 p.m. And you're going to fuck with the nigga from Lowe. Not the hotel. You're about to make me. start preaching in him.

You got to, you don't make me start preaching. And you can tell that's happy to me, because that's personal about, this how I, bitch, bitch, you're going to talk to the nigger at food line? This how I know the devil is real. You're going to talk to the nigga at food. Bitch, look, I'm on a commercial right now, but you're going to tell me, yeah, I got somebody here at food. Maybe he treats her good.

No. That nigger stuffing, that nigg is loading up red. Now, he ain't her booty. I'm not. That nigg got rid of the old food. Maybe he ate her booty. He definitely had her booty. I ain't even no hater all the time.

Oh, so y'all don't eat that. But look, no, hold look. I don't eat ass. Who don't eat ass? What is that? What are you talking about? It's too close. Of course we eat ass.

It's right thing. Any nigga that eat Waffle House eat eggs. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, what? You don't eat everybody ass. I thought Darren was saying that he did eat it. I only eat a woman's ass that I've been with for a while and I've seen with that ass been. Man.

That is not true. I get a loose. I'm not about to eat your ass if I ain't been with you for one birthday. That's my rule. If we, like, if one of our birthday ain't passed, I'm not eating a I didn't have bought to you a birthday. It got to either be my birthday or yours, but I'm not eating no ass to somebody birthday pay.

You got to meet my nephew with me. I put that on everything. That's my rule. If you meet my nephew, I'll eat that ass. I don't even know. I don't even know if I meet you a week before my birthday. Get that shit the radio. I don't give a fuck if I meet you the week before my birthday.

If somebody birthday got a pad. Every time you go down there, you fuck her spirit or she's like, ooh. The only other time I eat ass is right out the shower. So right out of the shower and Christmas. And I ain't down there long. That's like, you know what you know what I don't know. I like, like, like, hey, you know I did it. I'm out of there.

Yeah, right, right? I did that for you. The first time you eat that, you got to act like it's an accident. Yeah, you have to. You have to. Huh. Oh, you go up there. Ah.

And then, but this is my thing. I don't understand. Girls, why they do that little hump to make you do it, knowing they do that on purpose. That little, yeah, they're going to put that back up. That little, that little, and then look, as soon as they do it, in their head, they'd be like, Got them, bitch. Why you're laughing so hard? If you look at home, I'm going to eat your booty

and put it back in your pussy now, how, how? What about that? I don't know why niggas out here. Don't take that chance. Don't be taking chances out here like that. No, don't do it. Because you think you're just going to eat ass like it's just going to make the sex better.

Nigel, you're in a whole relationship when you get through it. Once you eat ass, y'all go together. Especially if you got hair in it. Come on. Yeah, yeah, you go together. And then what you're doing? And then what you're doing?

And look at her like, hey. Bitch, it's just real. Don't tell nobody. Hey, because you've been looking at, like, hey, look, look, look now. Hey, when you get an ass, you got to grab a phone any day, because this business you get your ass, but you can't look at her face. Like, you know I don't do this to everybody. Hey, you know you can't eat ass and look nowhere.

You got to negotiate that shit like Danny Glove on color purple. You got to grab her. You got to tell anybody I kid. Tell anybody I kid. Now, what you want to eat? You want Zach? Because look, because look, I just eat a girl's ass. She's going to wake up in the middle of the night.

Look at your ass like that, she's gonna pray. Oh, bro. If you eat her ass, she's not going home. Why, you're laughing tickled so much inside? Because she's on her knees and prayed right after? Bro, you heard what I said? If you eat her ass, she's not going home that night. She's not.

No, she's spending the night, yeah. You didn't ever have sex in and then God on your knees and prayed to go to me. Not got on my knees, no. Are you playing your head? I prayed to me. Say God, real quick, appreciate that right there. But get the shit off of me, though. Hey, Toddler, if he eat the girl ass, she's going to hold you.

Like, like, yeah. Yeah, let me call the ship, like, baby, I got you. Don't worry about it. She's going to have your head right up. She's going to grab that arm and play you. Give it that arm. Tell me. All facts.

That night you eat ass, you become interesting as fuck to her. Yeah. She starts saying shit, you told her the first night you, I didn't even remember you said you went to college. Yeah. That's all this. Hey, you know a bitch fucking with you when she's trying to get your schedule. So what you got going on this week? You got ate that ass real right.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is what I was saying. I ain't no hater all the tag. All right. No, no, no. Not all the time. But sometimes I feel like you just got to get the hate out in there.

You know what hate is need sometimes? Like you was talking about she gonna fuck the nigger at Lowe's like I feel like it's fucked up if you skip over me to give another niggins and put it. Hell yeah, my niggins. I was already here. Bro. I was here. What the fuck did you do today?

Because you've been dropping some real shit. What did you do earlier? Wake up? I was reflecting on my life. Who I know you was. You been dropping some trill shit all night. I spent so much time. time just after these holes.

I could have been an artist. That shit hit you. I could have learned how to play it. And you know what? And then it was just like, then I realized, like I said, some of them hos wasn't even for me. I should have just stayed in my little group of hos who already liked me. The ones that check on you.

That's how God said it up. He's not going to give you more than you can handle it. It's really, it's really hard. It's really hard when you meet a group. God will give you about two in the possible. Yeah. When you meet a group and you pick you. the one that didn't want to fuck you.

No, this is my luck when they come through. Like, it could be a room of nine, it could be a hundred women in the room. 99 of them want to fuck me, suck my digging off. I'm going to meet the one bitch who won't want to fuck nothing. She want to be your girlfriend. Hey, can I talk that? Yeah, we go together. You got to.

Come on. Why are you talking about that? Like, it'd be 17 girls, 16 when to fuck me. I picked the one who don't smoke or just don't want to do shit. Oh, you got to talk to me, man. You're fucking the other guy. This is what she's saying. She's saying I don't I don't I don't know how this happened because my home girl's the one who want to fuck you

Oh my god. Well, what you about to do with this? Yeah, where's your home grab? Yeah, where's your home Because you're done? Yeah, right. Because you're the police bitch. You ain't smoking. You ain't smoking. First of all, yeah, well, we're not smoking or fucking, what are we doing? I'm too old for free. Right, what we're playing Scrabble? I mean, I don't know. I don't even know how you should like spaghetti. I don't I don't care. I haven't smoked since the last time I spoke with you. I mean, most people who smoke only smoke with These three niggas in this room right here. That's true, too. Know that.

From Atlanta, from Atlanta to New York, if you don't smoke like that. And when you do, you probably smoke with Tyler. I mean, if I didn't smoke weed, I would have no L.A. in there. Oh, L.A. If I didn't smoke weed, I would want to smoke weed with us. Absolutely. That's true. That would be on my bucket list.

Boy, God, damn, bro. You're on fire. Bruh. I ain't heard shit you and you said, I didn't want to write that. We're going to tell you why, like, we're going to show you why you need to smoke weed. Hey, the title of this shit is jewels. Jules. Hear me?

I don't give a fucking one on. Oh, that's the, my next single comes out in two weeks. Oh, shit, look at your plug in there. Okay. It's called wet jewels, you guys. Wet, what? Wet jewels. Ooh, why you look at me when you're saying like that?

And her knee touching my knee, nigga, while it's happening. I don't know if you know that. And I got on sweat. They on some new freak shit. They're playing knees over there. And I got on the white man jogger sweats, too. So you already know what's popping over here. I already know what it is.

Yeah. Saus edge. Shout out to all those. The white dudes that jogs slow as fuck. Like, you're running in the place. That shit looked painful in the muffled. But we reflect the jacket. Yeah.

Like, no one's going to hit you. Come on, Jonathan. Get the fuck over. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Shout out to all the bitches who got bad hair and pretty edges. What happened to them? They're out here. What happened to them?

Is it because they wear hats? That is really true. That's so funny. That's because they wear basketball. I mean, basketball hats. Basketball hats. No, it's because their edges are baby hair. Yeah, right.

But the hat is on the nap. You know, we fuck with them too. Yeah. Be above none of this shit. This is a podcast for them? No, this is the pre- Thanksgiving podcast. We're just giving thanks for all the ghetto shit. Yeah.

Shout out the other girls who got them cornrows before they go to bed. Yeah. Shout out the girls that wear footie socks. You know, they steal. See, this is the thing, though. If you meet a chick who can do her own corn roll, that's wealth. That's ghetto. That's talent.

That's talent. And you know what. I feel, hey, there's some shit. I feel. I feel cheated if I meet a black woman who can't braid hair. I'm like, what? I'm like, you didn't have a childhood, bitch? How do you not know how to breathe out?

Bitch, you ain't never had no barrettes? You ain't home, man. You got some strong-ass hand. Some shit I just feel like I just got to have. If the chick I fuck we ain't never heard of blue magic grease, I can't fuck with. If she don't eat big pickles with a peppermint or a nine lady in it, I do not want this bitch. I swear I don't. That is hilarious.

Come on, man. That's how I feel. Hey, if she don't take an hour to get ready to go to bed, that bitch is not for me. You think I'm about to be fucking. You think I'm about to fuck with a bitch who goes straight to bed? A bitch who goes straight, lay the hell. Man, I'm not fucking with that bad skin, blackhead all on the face head. In an hour?

No. A whole hour. Bro, because she's going to take an hour. Look, she's going to take a shower. Then she's going to let the whole goddamn mirror unsteemed. Then she got to take her makeup off. Then she got to wash her face. See, I don't even fuck a lot.

Yeah, bro, what? That shit takes a hour. See, I don't fuck with that makeup shit. She, I like when my bitch goes to the, she go in the bathroom at 10, don't come out to about 11, 20. I only fuck with her. I just come out smelling like peaches, cherry, good pussy. The pussy's already wet when she come out.

I don't know what these dirty bitches at y'all been finding. See, if my bitch ain't playing nothing on the Bluetooth the whole time she's in the bathroom, if she don't got that long-ass-past code on her phone, where it'd be like 11 numbers? Bitch block me. Block me How are you going to remember something that long? That's longer than everything you need to remember. 11 digits?

You could. If you drive in your bitch in the passenger seat and she don't put her feet on the windshield, that's a fucking man. She's a whole man. And if she don't tuck her foot under her leg in the car, she's a whole nigger. If your chick don't turn sideways.

That's a nigger. That's a nigger. That's a whole body in. That's a whole nigger. You fucking with it, Rodney. If she don't get on that couch to see Indian style in a good movie, bro. I can't rock with her, bro.

She got to be a bit of seeing an Indian style. Bro. I don't want no bitch who mama don't call her six times a day. I can't. That means she ain't ever had no love. No good home training. If the bitch don't have a lufa and a wash of that?

I can't fucking watch her face with your ass. She's got a whole bag she'd take in the shower with her. Man, are you washing your face with your ass? Fuck out of him. Is that happening? Did I kiss your ass? I didn't even eat your ass? Tyler, if you made a bitch and she don't have a bag

of makeup that she don't use no more, come on, she used to be a boy. If you meet a bitch that don't clean her makeup off, that bitch is going to give you ready to set up. Hey, listen, if my bitch don't bring up her own soap, I don't believe it. What, first of all, she's better have your own... Like, you don't trust my soap. My soap is for me. I don't even want you on, because, you know, I soap be blue bottles.

I don't even want you on the blue bottles. Hey, I don't know why this reminded me, but I got to tell this to my niggas who are watching this right now. Come on now. Hey, my nigga. your bitch is investigating a bitch from four years ago right now it's a bitch that she met a while ago like way way back in the beginning right now just ain't never trusted bro one of your home girls is under investigation right now i got it i just got to put that out there got to put that on my

spirit man i you know what bro they don't say this enough but your boy i appreciate you bro you know what but as a person as a person bro you know what i don't think you get it enough but you know what I realize that I have a mission as a black man. I'm supposed to be out here doing exactly what I'm doing, but I got to translate it for my niggas who ain't where I'm at. It ain't about me. I'm just a translator. It ain't right unless you can go back and pick somebody up.

I'm a translator. What's the fun of doing it if you can't go pick nobody up? God be putting me in all these positions, but I'm the type of niggily. Well, he do it, and it's still like the project in me where it's like, yes, I'm going to put you on a movie set, but can you find weed here? It's going to be a blessing. and some ghetto shit all in the same build. I can't work with it if we can't smoke weed.

What the fuck they're giggling about? Hey, hey, hey, what the fuck? Hey, hey. Giggling? Yo, that nigger's playing that guitar is fucking with our spirit. Keep that shit going, bro. Oh, my God, yeah, don't stop, but you're making me think of it. And get a show a whole other ambiance.

I'm thinking about all my grandma, nigga. I'm like, no, that's justina. Justine in here. Hey. Oh, what's up, blit, blit? Me and her audition together. Shout out to Justina. You feel me?

I love you so much. You were so nice to me, and Will and I love you so much. I'm so proud of your new music. That's just what it is, man. This podcast right here is for my nigga Tyrese. Damn. What more do y'all want from him?

I don't know. Why is it for Tyrese? Why is it for Teresa? It's black. It's black. Teresa. Why is it for Teresa? Teresa.

What we're talking with Teresa? Because he's trying to be a father, right? No, hold up, bro. Is he? It's for Tyrese because his blackness kicked in and made him realize. Nigger, this medicine got me tripping. His blackness took over like, nigga, it's the pills. Hey, listen, when I saw that video, I was like, this thing is here.

Hey, man, just let y'all know this pills I was taking. He said that? His crack-haired, uncle voice popped up in his head. Therese! It's the pills, baby. Therese! Therese! Therese!

That's his name in the crib. Therese. I think of that. For some reason, I feel like we just got a shout out to Neo right here. I don't know why. When we brought up Tyrese, I just felt like Neo needed a shout-up. And then now that I'd shout out, Neo, I got a shout out Cisco. And then when I shout out Cisco, I got a shout out Drew Hill.

But you can't shout out Drew Hill without shout out Jagged Head. But you can't shout out Jagged Ed without shout out Jonas. How do you shout out Jodice before you shout out silk? You can't shout out silk without shouting out motherfucking 112. If you're going to shout out 112, he might as well do boys to men. Man, how are you going to do boys to men and leave out mint condition? You can't mention mint condition without bringing up in vogue. If you're going to bring up in vogue, I'm going to bring up LSD.

So you're going to bring up LSD like Gerald Levert wasn't a motherfucker by himself. First of all, second of all, who fuck with Tyrese? Genuine and who was the other nicks? So basically you're saying you like Teddy Pendergrass. I love Teddy. Okay, come on, how are you going to bring up Teddy? And you better say something about Al. So you're going to bring up Al without even mentioning Curtis Mayfield?

Right, well, y'all's going to skip over Kurt Franklin like he ain't the first nigga to talk song. Oh, so you're going to say Kurt Franklin like Art Kelly, they don't matter about nothing. Oh, man, Arkelly, you're going to talk about Arkelly and not talk about Jerry Sandusky. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we got to do Peter Griffin. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know, I get, I get rest of this when they get late. Whoa, I'm sorry. You want to let that man, hold up, hold on, wait, I need 10 seconds. Hit me with the shit right quick, just to sanitize.

Hit that run on it once in a time. Hit me with some sanitation. Right. When me tell you who this podcast is not sponsored by? Not. Papa John. Hell no. Race his ass piece.

What happened? What? What? He's going to come out and say, he's going to come out and save the piece of cell down because of the protests and the end. NFL. No, it's because the pizza tastes like ass, and it costs a lot. And the pizza tastes like wood.

And they don't even have no hot box thing when they deliver the shit. They just bring it to you in a box and a fucking sonata. And then the crust don't come apart, easy, bitch. The crust be hard. We can go with some good food, y'all. Y'all want to go get good food? Yeah.

Shout them out. No, don't give them shit. We'll holler. No, you get a shout out on here. It's going to be worth it. You hear of me. This is a business right here. 2018, boy. Okay. You know.

Hey, Teddy, you need to eat me this far. Hey, Ted. You ready to get me from? Come on, man. Yo. Hey. Came down in that claffing. A nigga had good classes.

Y'all bet bitches acting real nasty. Oh. Oh, man. Mr. Billy, that's my habit. Oh. I take your bitch from my house and make your shit right on my rabbit. Yo. It's daddy.

I'm daddy. I'm daddy. I'm coming down. Not an academy, yo, I'm barely yet on H-town, Mercedes-Benz, I'm bagging, yo. I'm taking bitch, I'm bagging, I'm going back, and I'm bagging. I'm a nasty old nigger, put my boss in tea bagging, I'll be killed, when all just the field. 85 South, got the flow, that's how we feel.

That's the fan for real, nigga, pack the steel. I call out, Paolo, Paco, D-safe, that to you, got the boy name that field, got that boy, yeah, that's bad. Drop the episode on Friday, Oh, real bad. I'm acting bed, I'm messed it. Coming down a gassing. Once again at that school.

They call what? That clapping got the shoes off that dough. Y. Teddy Rick for show. Yes. We came from that way so you know how it go. Y. Viling out for dope.

Y. But nigger got promo. Yeah. Came up and did a show without no promo. I mean that deal. Be acid. You know, lean up in my cup. Yeah.

Seventh grade, I sent the servant turned up my cup. Nick, con, real look. Look, though. Come a real, real cut. Oh! Some niggas say I'm cut, though. Got the internet going nuts. Teddy got you yellow bones sucking on this nuts.

I don't see it. It's the story that they told me. From the city where the beaches love to play with Tulsi. I'm from the acetone complex I'm riding on. 6'10 on the feet of yellow bone I'm matching on. I'm in a boat. Better yet I've been a good slow. Swim Thug, you fuck my bitch, but I ain't gonna cook, no.

Huh? Hey. Swim Thug, fuck this bitch, that's all facts. That's fucked though. I ain't even know why I was we followed up with that more. You wouldn't even, I don't you. Okay. We're gonna move on to the next soldier.

Go on. You got a military jacket. Yeah. You want to get all over? We're out here at Clifling University. Turn up. West LA Teddy. Most city fighters.

Yeah. 281 any freestyle need like a minute long intro that's the key to it you just got to build up you can't just hop in your freestyle so what do we need to say while we need this freestyle man shout out to the hose you got it definitely shout out to the ladies

I started with the hose the hose and the ladies and the queen yeah 85 South and then did you miss me all right good Did you miss him better yet? I'm feeling tipsy. Rolling instrumental, you know, I'm getting brispy.

Sometimes with my speech is slurred, they call it lispy. But when I eat that chicken, it flow. Poppies is crispy. Hey. Oh, yes, on that bitch kid, I'm saying it flossing. I got your bitch, but naked and back to eat it, yes, she flossing. Oh, she's wobbling all these gobbles and dobbles that nigger coughing. And if I get up on the track, I'm put you in the coffee.

Who? Nigger called me Einstein. I'm off the head. I'm dead. I mean I'm off the dome and man. Damn. It's going red. Yellow Bones and yet I call them red two bitches but naked I put them in my sleigh a sled

They call me Rudolph the red nose rain gear I come up in your city light up that bitch like change ya I come up in your city 16 oh yes I change here I go from four to fifth We're fast they go a change yet this is a freestyle off the dome it was no pin in here coming off no pin in bad a bitch me no one feeling yet sometimes I get tipsy off the beer they call it feeling yeah that be that an IPA flow and get a bill in here i mean it's hobby yes sir I'm bet some sobby sometimes I Booth bitches, yes sir, they go on my knobby, I'm talking, I'm killing Bobby, I'm feeling copy.

When I get that mic in my hand, that is my hobby, yes, I'm dead. Some niggas rode red, some niggum bro blue. Some cities will be coming real down, they keep it true. That ain't be my second home, yes sir, we know it too, but all my eight-time niggas know what it fucking do, yeah. Eighty-five. Eighty-five. Eighty-five, high! Ah, come on, why is this taking so long?

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