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My boy, dad.
The best brain that I ever hate.
Next time getting the nastiest black and mild flavor they have.
Ask them that I ask for.
Say, what's new and what nasty.
And get them too.
They got one that tastes like elbow skin.
Give them that one.
Get them two of them.
Give them two elbows skin black.
You get the black licorice black and mild.
The black jelly beans.
Y'all ain't got no pineapple?
Y'all ain't got them pineapple wood, too?
Oh, man.
Y'all are the raisins?
Oh, leave this shit alone, man.
Man.
Come on, man.
Pee pressure.
No, it ain't peer pressure.
I just want one with you, bitch.
I ain't going to keep on.
Hey, man.
Put some shit down.
How damn.
Shit.
Hey, man.
Y'all don't understand
what just happened off in here, man.
Shit getting really real in these fields.
I'm glad that people feel
they can kick it that way here.
They can.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's the trap.
Yeah, and it's actually quite the opposite, man,
because we ain't trapping nobody, really?
No.
We just...
No, what we're trapped...
We're entertainment trapping at this point.
Oh.
We're trapping this media.
I see what you did.
We're trapping out this content.
Content trapping.
Yeah.
It's constructed.
Like a Rube Goldberg machine.
Yeah.
J.O.N.
Man, wasn't that shit dope?
That was dope, man.
And they fucking with your music, man.
You saw that?
You saw that?
I saw your eyebrows jump from above under your shades.
Yeah.
His eyebrows was like that.
up under the shades
and then they went
zoinks
jumped up
Hey Clayton man
look
basically
this part
two of some cool
shit that I do
I got
motherfucking
Rito Brown
in here
come on
Rito
come on Rito
come on
Rito
no
see what people
don't understand
and this is
this really
my partner
like this is our partner
this is one of the
niggas that we
really laugh at
and we really
fuck with
and it's like
he ain't on this side
of the world
very often wouldn't he do
he do be working
he's from this coast
yeah but he only
you know I I have to check in
with him out there just for some ground
at some time
yeah you know what I'm saying
he put his hands in a lot of
in a lot of things too
bro yeah
he's busy man
but now being out here in Atlanta
though I love coming out here
and just getting the energy from
from niggas like y'all that do
do this shit you know I was talking to
Rodney Perry today he's like yeah you go to
L.A. and people out there chasing
their dream where there's niggas in Atlanta
that's like, nah, this is it.
We live in ours already. Yeah, we already live in our dream.
Niggas out there chasing their dreams.
We're down here in Atlanta living out.
Oh, man, I don't know what your dream was, but
Magic City Open
at 7. I don't know what you're there on.
What the fuck?
That shit, whatever you want to do down here, you would come down here,
especially as a black person and get it in.
It's more about
like the movies. Oh, that shit helped.
All that.
Yeah.
Yeah, L.A. definitely is the place, you know, that's where the dreams are, though.
At some point, you gotta go out there and see what they're talking about.
That shit hard, though.
Yeah.
You see the dream die?
You ever see the dead dream?
Yeah.
Still acting for the last role she didn't get...
You ever seen the spirit of the dream?
Yeah, there's even worse.
Yeah.
That's like somebody on Hollywood Boulevard who just be out there still in like costume.
You know what I mean?
On the corner dancing and this shit.
I was supposed to be
Catwoman
She just keep telling you
I was this close
to being Jack Sparrow
You look like I'm a little bit
I swear
The Role was supposed to be
mine
The Raven never sleeps
You just get the rolling
The fuck-up part is they were probably
in a popular ass movie back in the day
I was in Portuguese
7
I was the original pumpkin head.
Don't give a fuck.
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
That's my tough.
Victim number 47 in a slasher film.
You know me as Joe the policeman
from the What's Going Down episode, if that's my mama.
Don't you recognize me?
Rillo, what's been up with the content, man?
Oh man, just getting back into it, having fun.
What you mean back into it?
You own it.
How is the pandemic?
Right?
I think that's what it was.
I think when the pandemic hit, a lot of people started putting out content.
So it really, it made the playing field to the point where it's like, all right, you can really just TikTok.
You can get a million followers and just jumping in front of your camera.
How'd it go?
It doesn't matter?
put you fucking around and go viral.
You go viral all the shit, man.
If they're going to put that stuff, it's gone.
They're going to make a gyp out of you just doing that shit.
And they're going to loop it.
And I'm gone on TikTok.
It's weird, bro.
I love TikTok, bro.
Shut out to TikTok.
They'd be posting a lot of shit about me that ain't got,
well, I don't know how to put it.
But what you mean?
Like, just.
Like, they post clips of me that go viral on TikTok.
But if I post them shit, nobody would see them.
So I think they like my.
content.
They don't like you to know.
Just when other people post it.
Yeah.
Ain't that a bitch?
Yeah.
I like it though.
Because I'll just be scrolling.
I don't have no content on that bitch because I have.
I don't have a TikTok page, but I have my face on.
I have a learning page.
I'll go and look at that.
You know what I mean?
Just to see what's going on.
Yeah.
I try to make sure there's a fake page out there on TikTok and I'm just like,
all right, digger.
That's your burning page.
Well, what do you be doing?
No, he just posts on my old videos and shit.
Yeah, I follow all those pages that post my old videos.
You're doing.
Me Too Redo.
It says Rito Brown.
He took your whole name.
Yeah, and I don't even bother.
So you don't even bother.
So you don't use it, though.
That's somebody else using that.
No, I got a page.
I just don't have no content on it.
I got a fake page.
I got a real.
I guess you got to have a page if you're on there, right?
No, I just made a.
I just got to explore page and then I follow all the bad businesses on that.
But the shit that make me follow them is not the type of shit that they post.
I'm tired of them dances, though.
I'm not.
They like praise dances.
I wish I can watch them bitches on the side.
That's something, I don't know.
Oh, you can't turn the sound, though?
That sounds was terrible.
I just watch it with the sound.
Because you keep hear the same thing over and over again.
But once you hear the beginning, it's just...
It been to do it for me.
She might not do it for you, little nigger, but she gonna do it for me.
Sometimes them sounds get stuck in your head, like...
I don't even know the soul.
I just know the part.
Corvette, corvette.
That niggas, that niggas.
That's it.
That's it.
I don't want to run the word.
That's the word to me.
No, he said, uh-uh-n-n-knit-knit-knit.
TikTok taught me one thing.
I didn't know so many white women across America
with big old fat asses.
Yeah, that shit don't make sense to me, bro.
It's way more than I ever thought it was.
Yeah, they're definitely up there now.
There are some minorities.
I don't want to just say white ladies.
It is some minorities out there
with some fattest asses.
Okay, I will say this.
Some fattest asses.
Expanded and realize that...
The demographic is way more demographic
than I thought it was.
Oh, oh, it's global.
Yeah.
It's global.
It's not exclusive to nobody.
They're in the race now.
They used to never be in the race.
Bro, TikTok has showed me Native American ass.
South Pacific Island ass.
Inuit.
Samoan ass.
It was just this one big ass white lady.
She said she was just sitting as a Vikings.
Guess what?
She had ass.
I seen a black girl from Africa.
blonde hair and blue eyes, she had ass.
So hold on now that you've seen all that ass.
Both naked white women from Louisiana,
they got ass.
So you've seen all this ass.
Are black women still number one in the ass?
Yes, to me.
But that's just for my own cultural bias.
Because I've seen black asses be great in places
they were never supposed to prosper at.
I've seen a fat black ass at a church.
They were a funeral.
They were prosper in church.
I've seen many managers.
just come out the front and stick them keys
in the cash register at KFCs across
this country to delete them
orders. With that
belt, dened it up in the back.
Taco Bell. All that
Delta. You ever went through the Atlanta
airport at 7 o'clock in the morning?
And if she got ass in work, pants.
She got ass in real life.
That belt with that motherfucker on the last hole?
Yeah.
Yeah. But the waist part don't fit.
But the ass part ain't no room.
God was acting a fool
when he was putting asses on black women
It's skinny black women out here
Who put their clothes on
And you would never even know they had ass
till they took them on
But it'd be the fattest ass
That disappears in the pants
I promise
I wonder where the fat ass
can put on some white woman jeans
From like Abercrombie and Fitch
and not have the same ass
Ain't that crazy?
Put on some bogos
Bitch had on some mud jeans
Right
It's all in the battle
You thought you were built like Jessica Simpson
All in about your presentation.
You guys all how you present
come out.
Them Amazon leggings then gave a lot of women
ass too. Like a lot of women discovering
they had ass and didn't know.
Some angles too. They didn't know they had the wrong shit on.
Right? You had the wrong shit on.
Bitch you was a zoologist. You was wearing
khaki shorts all the time.
But the worst thing about this whole conversation
is fat asses can't even be at their greatest
because there's so many creepy
creeps out here that's creeping
up all the creeps. They're creeping out
the ladies, man.
Man, they go too far.
Yeah, being creeps.
Being creeps.
You ain't supposed to say all this creep shit that you're thinking?
Not to them.
Like, when...
And this is the reason why...
You're not supposed to open your brain up to them.
Right.
Because when it's saying some creepy shit ever made a bitch be like, okay.
It just don't work like that.
You're not built like that, man.
And it's the way they start, too.
They start to bother you.
It's like, oh, shit.
It's about to be heavy.
Oh, man.
There's a lot of creeps out there that fuck the game up.
Like, I feel like women would be more freaky here.
if it wouldn't for the creeps.
Man.
Because a lot of women want to be naked, believe it or not.
Damn.
They just...
She don't want everybody looking at her, though.
No, it's not the part about everybody looking.
That's fine.
It's the creeps.
You know how many women have went out with their nipples out
and then just had to say, you know what, never mind.
There's too many creeps.
What did the creep to do when she came out with her nipples out?
Man.
Plenty.
pocket pool and shit.
Sure would like to suck on them
titties.
That fucks it up for everybody.
That's cool if you thinking, but you ain't supposed to say this shit out loud,
man.
Why would you do that?
That's like the homeboy that says,
and he's only trying to fuck nothing?
That's him.
Who worse, though?
Is the nigga that say that worse
or when the girl stopped putting their tities up
and the dad go,
ain't he worse than the creep,
Nah, because he could always leave.
As soon as he walk out,
them bidsons might be like,
we were trying to fuck with him,
and then you got three cooches to yourself.
That's better than being on the honor.
Oh, my goodness.
So he fucked it up with the motherfucker.
Fucked it up for everybody.
You were just supposed to look at it
and keep going, right?
You're not supposed to be weirdo.
Like, hey, look at them.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Look like the hitchhiking.
If a woman walked me here right now
where the titty's out and just sat down
and started watching us.
Could we do the whole show
without saying anything about the tiths?
I'm going to don't.
What a tits new to us?
No.
We've seen a plethora of tits.
I'm going to continually check on those tits
that are out.
I'm going to give them a second look.
Just because I want to make sure
nobody's being a creep.
See, that's the thing about me.
I'm the type of dude where it's like
I'm like a bird watching when they come to the tits.
I'd be like, don't start off the tithy.
No, don't put the movement.
That's, yeah.
The longer you stay still and quiet, the longer titties will be out.
But if you start on them titties, the party is over.
Don't look them in the area over.
Don't look them in the area.
Don't, don't, don't.
That would be the word.
When girls put tities away, they put a lot of shit on, too, bro.
But see, that's the thing about it.
Look, what the fuck you get a jacket?
We men who love women.
Even if them tetties was put up,
it ain't got to be about no cleavies.
We've seen nice titties in a sweater.
That's the true test of a teddy.
What they're hitting on in a Christmas sweater?
You did that gingerbread man.
Come on.
Let's be doing.
If your joy ain't stressed out.
My humble.
I thought you just said,
oh, yeah.
I used juice.
Come on, man.
but that's the thing about it though man
it's so many parts of a woman that's just as sexy
as the obvious ass and tetties
what's fucking with a woman with some beautiful ass toes
huh what's you say
I said what's fucking with a lady who got some beautiful ass toes
what make it beautiful like I mean
this you'll know when you got a motherfucker with some ugly ones
I know that
That's a fun.
I came to tell you what looked good to you,
you might like some shit I don't like when it comes to feet.
I like them little potato toes.
I don't even know what.
They don't bend.
They must not bend.
No, they know what the ones I'm talking about.
Explain.
What the motherfucker?
Oh, with the, with the toes in the foot?
Man, when she put them shit.
With the toes in the foot, where the foot is in the toe?
No, no, no, the foot is over the toe and the toes in the foot.
Man, I have to show you a picture of them.
It's too hard to describe, man.
You should be.
Yeah, the motherfucker.
They, yeah.
You might as well.
So you-
They're symmetrical and shit.
You like webbing.
Yeah.
A lot of girls, it did.
You try to sneak that shit in
because I don't fucking with web feet.
You like,
but if you got web feet and they look good.
You like Weber Gale.
You like Weber Gale.
Fuck that.
You like, you can swim her ass off.
What a good swimming ad?
I really judge it.
Like, if I judge a woman's feet,
I really,
Look at that pinky toe nail to see what kind of condition it's in.
That tell you what type of life she'd had.
I've seen a girl, like she had no pinky toenail, but it was painted still on the toe part.
The toe.
Yeah, the toe was painted.
Like, every toe nail was painted.
Then the pinky toe had no nail, but it was still painted, too.
And it was kind of like floating.
I've seen that.
Yeah, that shit is like, the floating where the nail should be.
All five of them, we've got to be straight on.
Technology has come so far, though.
They can put a false one on that, like a false toenail?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't you just wear a shoe all the time?
Why would you put a false toenail?
You don't know what people have been through
to be who they are.
I would, yeah.
Hey man, you know some of my favorite shit
that you always do?
What's that?
You said that.
Oh, yeah.
Those shit's a fun, man.
I think people fell in love with them, man,
because they feel like a lot of people
be fucking lying, dog.
So to really see that side of a nigga
that tells stories like that
and then be like,
nah, that's the kind of shit
that really happened,
That should be fun, bro.
Every time we try to come out and do something positive,
they don't want to help.
They be like, black people are not going to support that.
Bullshit.
Go to the website.
85apparel.com.
Say it again.
85 apparel.
Man, put it on the screen.
You know what I mean?
And I know my accent a little heavy when I say a pearl.
It's not a you in it.
A pearl.
You know how to fucking spell.
A pearl.
Go get some a pearl.
Go get some a pearl.
Sick of this shit, man.
Shit.
Every day.
Do you know, man.
Let me get a hat.
Yeah, man.
What's up, man?
Take that old.
When the forex are gonna be in?
Yeah, man.
You're mad.
Y'all ain't got nothing for babies.
What the fuck?
When y'all gonna get some ones?
Yeah, I know, man.
Cut some of this shit.
We got some.
Yeah.
Save it for your baby.
That nigga gonna grow up one day.
He gonna want this.
I'm tired of telling them.
Me too, man.
I'm just gonna start wearing all the shit.
I wear it every day.
I like it.
Me too.
It's nice.
Everything.
You know what I mean?
Shit soft, man, made out of hoodie material.
Yep.
Even the pants.
We got sweatpants made out of hoodie material.
Come on, man.
And it ain't like, this ain't no knockoff.
You can wash, I think you can wash this.
Right.
It's the same.
Better than that shit you used to.
We make it sure.
I had this hoodie for the whole five years.
Yeah, I know.
Look, still break.
All the way.
And niggas don't know how to watch clothes good,
so it's not because we have a good washing routine.
washing routine.
And we got all the nigger colors.
We got black.
We got red.
We got blue.
We got some pink shit for the girls.
White.
Sox.
Rollin trays, lighters.
Man, what else they want us to come out with?
I better add, I guess, because we got to keep doing these motherfuckers.
I'm about to call L.L.
Coojay.
Right.
I'm about to pay somebody else to do this shit.
I know, right?
Get that nigga to roll his pants leg up one time.
I don't know what they want me to do.
Everybody who come through here get some of this dope-ass shit and be like,
I like this shit.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's cool.
Hey, man, why that had cost that much?
Nigger, we don't own no factory.
We had to cut a deal.
We got to make some money off this shit, too.
Exactly.
I don't understand why y'all.
Yeah, even the tag in our shit is better.
It's imprinted on it.
So a motherfucker can't say, you know, like Biggie said,
they go to the nigger with the fake eye.
You ain't got to worry about that.
It's real.
It's our shit.
Nah, that's what I'm saying.
You got to get our shit.
Because when we see y'all with the shit that they're going to try to act like we don't know how much the shit they be buying costs
Right I shit don't even cost that cause that man I had somebody send me a DM saying hey man it's a 85 South show's hoodie I'm mocking up for y'all what you think I think you need to get that shit the fuck out my pay the bootleg sent you the shit that they was bull let's get me to approve some bootleg shit
Take it out my kids mouth right with my idea right wow
Motherpuckers, buy some of this shit, man.
Okay, it's Christmas time.
We ain't gonna see the money tell April anyway.
Just go ahead and get some of this shit.
I don't know what it's to tell them.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're getting those kind of stories, man.
Those are definitely the ones that I have the most fun with.
What's some of your favorites?
My favorite one of all time.
Gotta be the one I just did with Moneybag and Katie
just to sit with them and take a sketch like that
like that that I would say it's complicated you know what I mean because the shit we're
talking about yeah but to go into that room and do a sketch that was four minutes
long and to skate around that yeah and to get everybody to be like nah this is actually
funny like that's probably my favorite sketch of all time another one you do when
a nigga be gone out of them edibles you lay down and fall asleep how long I'm in
sleep oh man I was old I was sitting down on the couch yeah man I think I was I was
high as fuck one day dog
And I had to go really lay down.
And I'm just laying down, can't sleep.
And I just, that's what I think of my best shit when I'm high, man.
I thought of that shit.
Like, nigga.
Oh, you don't got to tell me.
I've had plenty of midday high sections where you fall asleep in L.A.
Wake up in this one o'clock and you've got to try to figure out if end and now is still over.
Come on, man.
That's when you start finding this other shit.
Man.
Different ethnicities have food that's open way later than I should be open.
They don't even pull up the one.
o'clock.
Hey, where did you come from, lady?
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Man, I know this was a problem.
And you sound stupid as hell explaining to people where you've got it from.
What you're eating?
My dog, this is a Mexican hamburger on a flak bread.
Tortoica?
I don't know, brother.
Two-to-to-to-to-to-thes.
They came in a tortuga,
and then the bitch gave me a gang-a.
I don't want a gang-a, but the green guy was going to go.
I was about to eat that bitch, then the dude
who sold it to me was like, no, no,
and he gave me some little green shit in a cup.
I don't know what this shit is,
but it's sweet and it's spicy.
But it do burn a little bit.
It starts burning a little bit.
They had all the sauces out, no means.
I don't know what the fuck it is,
but it feels like leaves is growing.
It's growing in my mouth.
That should be good to the motherfucking up, dog.
What about the hot shit?
You ever have had that shit?
No, I don't trust that.
That shit?
The hot shit?
Yeah.
I always ask them, what's hot?
And you know what?
Chattah.
This is the one thing I love about.
I don't want to say Mexican specifically
about the Hispanic food truck.
They believe in their food so much.
They'll give you a piece of some shit you didn't order.
Stay for you?
Mm-mm.
Mm.
Why are you waiting?
You gonna cook with that shit?
I just, alright man.
I bought up some candy,
but you just cut me a piece of pork.
You know, if you've run it up.
I got mango, but you gave me some.
People watch this show and then they send me.
But these are the thing, people watch this show
and then they'll send me pictures of food
and be like, let me cook for you.
And I'd be like, what if you send me pictures of food
that I don't eat?
Is that gonna make me want some more shit?
What made you pick this to send me that
to be like, Lowe's gonna fuck with this?
You don't even know my eating habits.
But what did they send you?
I'm the most picky eater in the-
What did the nigger send you?
They don't matter.
They just don't know what the fuck I eat.
If you want to impress me, send me a grill ham and cheese plane.
This nigga is childish when it comes to the menu.
Oh, yeah, I'm not.
I'm the type of nigger.
I'll get high.
I'll start. I look at the menu and make some shit that niggas ain't never heard of and they'll be like, oh yeah, I want to eat at you.
Nah, this nigga would break down whatever dish. No, that's a hamburger. Take off the tomato, the lettuce, and the bud.
Put the bud on the side, cook the hamburger on both sides equally for the same amount of motherfucking time.
He's telling this to a waiter? I would do it if he's saying it with his mind.
Like, this nigga
Because I do shit like, let me get it
And then like, let me get a chicken sandwich
But put it on a quarter pound of bread
Because I don't like that bread
That y'all be putting out
Potato bud
I don't want it
I just wanted to see if you're in it.
No, I don't eat onion bread
And I don't like pressing bread
See, I'm in a type of a nigga
I go, I want to Popadoes today
Popado's, all right
Let me get the shrimp and grits
Okay, Papa Doe's order
What's your Papa Doe's order?
I got the shrimp and grits
and I got the alligator bites.
You know what my pop-a-dose order is?
I take the alligator bites
and I throw it in the shrimp and grids.
It makes it all together.
You ain't never been nowhere.
You know what my pop-a-dose order is?
That shit amazing.
It's swamp salad.
That shit is amazing.
Y'all ain't never been...
You don't even know how a swamp salad?
Hold on, I'm about to tell you my pop-a-dose order.
I don't have one.
Come on.
Give me your pap-dose order.
I don't have one.
See?
All right.
But first of all, I...
What's your favorite?
spot you eat at?
No, look.
Home?
And don't be
at now.
That's where it got.
That's where I'm going to eat.
No, the good thing about being a pig,
it is I can literally get some food
from anywhere.
Yeah.
It's got to be a certain way.
I ain't going to.
Because there's so much shit that I don't eat.
I've had a bad experience
with trying new shit.
I don't know what happened to this,
man.
Man, I tell you everything that happened to me.
I don't want to hear this,
Bro, I've eaten, I've had something.
I almost said I've eaten.
I've eaten some of the worst shit.
You ate it.
I've ate it.
No, you ate it.
And it made me regret it.
My name.
This ain't for me.
Like you finished the bowl?
What the, what?
Oh, all right.
What happened, bro?
What happened?
What did you eat?
Br, I grew up around a lot of old-ass people who used to eat a lot of struggle food that we didn't have to eat.
Oh, Scrabble.
Yeah, and they used to be trying to suggest.
and shit, it's like, look,
grandfather, I love you,
but it's 80, nine degrees in the afternoon.
I'm not about to sit here
eat these hot-ass peas with you.
I'm just not a being,
I'm not a being person.
But I'm just saying there's so many instances like that,
bro, like going to,
going to places and people are offering me shit
that I told them I didn't like, and they'd be like,
and they'd be like, well, eat it, just try.
And then it make me sing, and I'm fucking bad.
It's 90 degrees.
Eat these goddamn peas.
Eat these lamber beans.
What do you mean?
You don't like broccoli.
Look, this is the hottest summer.
What are we doing?
Not about me.
I want to go outside and play.
Come on, man.
It's burning.
I came in here for a popsicle.
I'm talking about I grew up around a lot.
I came in here, go out of pop.
I grew around some old-ass people, Nick.
I'm talking about who had dietary restrictions and shit.
Oh, you ever ate boiled fish?
What?
Was it boiled when you wanted or did you have?
No.
How are you boiled fish?
Exactly.
This is something of the worst shit I've ever heard.
You never heard of boiled fish.
Man, but I think boiled fish and baked fish is the worst shit that you could eat.
Baked is baked can be all right if it's done right.
I'm talking about I've had some shit that tastes so bad to me.
It made me not like the other shit.
What you mean?
It just fucked up a whole section of your taste.
Yeah.
Look you bitch-ass onions over there.
hanging out with the suit that I just didn't like onions.
Oh, these don't taste the same as some other onions.
Bitch, they onions.
I don't fuck with you or your cousins.
It's just a lot of bullshit, man.
I'm sorry.
I don't apologize for nothing because none of these motherfuckers have to feed me.
I know what I like.
She still eat pussy, though.
Nick, I eat all that shit.
Pop a dog.
I'm going in, dog.
Pop a dog, first of all, you bring me the bro shit.
If you got it, that's with the little skew.
with the shrimp, rap,
Oh, this nigga turned to tell you when he and Papa knows him.
I'm in that bitch.
Then I want a goddamn something with some noodles.
So I'm getting some type of the Fettuccine Alfredo.
Yeah, I'm getting that too.
And then we go in like that.
I don't work.
I worked at the other shit.
I worked at Papa's restaurant.
Oh, let me tell you.
You got a lot of restaurants.
I used to fuck some Fettuccini Alfredo up.
But when you said that, I had some shit with the wrong kind of Fettuccini.
It was a sharp pain right here
And when you said that it triggered
You can't eat it no more
No, because
You can't eat it no more
One bad experience
One bad noodle
One bad noodle
Okay
Because I felt the exact pain
Hold on big down
The way it kicked in
Oh shit
That's what it was
It hurt me that time
Hold on
All right bet
Comedy Club
I think it was at the comedy club
Yeah
So that shouldn't count
You shouldn't take out
Frito off
comedy club
I'm a real cautious about it too
I do it
because it's the comedy club
menu is small
but if you judge food
like if you judge nachos
off of a comedy club menu
you fucked up
no no no yeah
yeah yeah no no no
you know what kept me
a laugh
off the comedy club
different people
outside of the chicken wings
you could always tell
like where the club's standing in
based off how good the chicken
cassidia is
That's what you go off?
If it's a good chicken
Cazade, it's a real classy joint.
Shit, real talk, you can go in the kitchen
and see who all in there.
No.
I feel like you can't go wrong
with the chicken tenders
no matter what club you at.
Some of them shits don't be fried right.
But, I mean, chicken tenders every night,
I mean, at some point...
There's some comedy clubs out here
that could be like
four-star steakhouses.
They got good steak and good burgers.
I can't think of them right now.
When your comedy club got good steak burgers,
I feel like it's a classy joint.
Yeah.
As long as y'all got something that y'all do good,
like, amen, amen.
If the motherfuckers that work, they'd be like,
hey, man, get that goddamn prime meal.
You know what the ones...
This is the one flaw that comedy clubs
don't understand they're doing.
They don't have enough dessert options.
And the ones that they do,
they're so underwhelming.
It's just like, you got to give a fuck
because people in here laughing,
and they might do some dumb shit.
Like, Nick, I know I'm lacto,
but nigga,
but nigga, give me that brownie with that ice cream on it,
with them sprinkles on it.
I might shit on myself on the way.
You don't want to mix that shit with the cake.
Nah.
Like, my nigga, every time we add desserts.
These niggas fucking milk.
These niggas break a toilet.
Insurance purposes.
Yo, take ice cream off the menu.
Yo, why do we take ice cream off of me?
You don't ask no fucking questions.
And you wonder why all this?
Take it all.
Staws is taped up.
These things is a warm cookie.
Give him a cookie in a skillet.
Give him a fucking cookie in a skillet.
You ever had that shit?
No ice cream?
That shit ain't good like that.
Hey, my nigga, you all the way from Boston and shit.
You picked it up and moved to L.A.
What was you to say the first thing that you saw that made me be like,
what the fuck?
Made you be like, what the fuck?
When I was in L.A.?
Yeah, just being a whole change of motherfucking coast.
Um, man, when I first first,
When I first seen how early Tony O'Skitts got up to work.
You met, I mean, you know Tony O'Skitt's working on a while and out and shit.
When I was going to LA, I was staying at his spot every once in a while and shit.
And that nigga was up at 6 o'clock in the morning.
And I'm like, hey, what the fuck are you doing up?
He's like, oh yeah, I'm checking my Facebook.
I'm posting all these videos out for the week,
and then I'm going to have my Instagram going,
and I get that going at 9 o'clock because that's what's going on in the East
And by the time it's 12, it's 9 o'clock here,
it'll be 12 o'clock there,
them niggas is on lunch, and I can take a break here,
and I just got the world jumping here in LA
because it's 9 o'clock in these things.
And I'm like, y'all going back to bed, nigga.
But being around that shit,
I wasn't waking up at 12 o'clock no more.
After being in that his crib for a week,
so I was waking up at 11.
Oh, okay.
Being in his crib, I was waking up the same.
You got to say.
You got the whole extra hour.
Extra hour.
I'm just waking up a little early.
up a little earlier. It steps,
niggas. It took a little bit.
Boy, you let me down that time.
Boy, you let me down that time.
I ain't getting up at 12.
Now, I'm up.
I'm dressed at 11. I'm trying.
Wend you're not up at 11 or dressed at 11.
And stay-assed this, nigga.
Hey, you've been on this six?
You know he been on this thing.
You better not put your hands on me, you black
motherfucker. I beat your ass.
I let the laugh.
You said that shit?
Hell yeah.
And I learned a lot from that, just being out there.
I learned a lot just by hearing you tell that story.
Nah, bro.
If I was still in Boston, though, I would be doing it different.
I wouldn't know the business side of this shit.
I learned that from that, nigga, you know what I mean?
Tony Oskirts is a real nigga, and he always shares a platform with the people that's around him.
He down to do whatever, create some shit with you.
Show you how to edit that bitch on your phone if you got time to sit there and listen to this.
Oh, my, welcome, man.
He'll tell you.
He got a hell of a story.
too, bro.
Yeah, I fuck with Tonyo Skits, man.
That's what it is, man.
We just up in the studio vibing, man.
This is one of them, one of them ones, man.
When your dog pull up in the city and I was like,
shit, let's get one in, bro.
Hey, my man, Carl, what you think your future baby mama
doing right now?
My future baby mama is probably laying in the bed right now
trying to decide if she's about to get up and pee right.
She got a pee, but she can wait a little bit longer.
She waiting to pee?
Right.
And she's tired, but she wanna get up and take a shower.
I bet, yeah.
Every time I see this nigga, we just do that.
Ask that rear-the-bass question.
Man.
What's your future baby mama doing right now?
Right now?
Yeah.
She climbing off the balcony of her neighbor's porch.
Because she left her keys at work.
Right.
To get in the house because the babies is asleep.
Damn.
Hey, man, she's with me in.
What's your future baby mama doing?
What's your future baby mama doing?
Call to me.
Oh.
Damn.
That one was too real.
Is that close?
Mm.
See how y'all did that?
That's a little.
Damn.
It's about that time then.
Congratulations to you.
Yeah.
We spoke it up.
Evil.
Lurking.
Ain't no evil.
Right.
Even can even.
My future baby mama probably saying,
probably somewhere right now saying she can't sleep with the fan on,
but she just took the other blanket at her little boardroom
on the other bed because she cold, but she got to have that fan on.
Boxman.
Yeah.
My future baby mama in the bed right now.
Trying to figure out how she's gonna finish this work for tomorrow.
While this nigger in the living room laid on the playstation.
Sucking her wife up.
My future baby mama is laying in her house by herself without no nigger.
Telling herself she don't need a man for shit.
But in the back of her mother,
she telling herself she wants one.
She thinks she's so independent,
but little does she know.
She plugged her phone charge in,
but it came unplugged,
so when she wake up, her phone ain't gonna be charged.
Because she got one of them loosey-ass plugs,
like when you plug the charger in, it just fall out.
It'd be loose in there.
Some of these plugs are fucking too much.
Yeah, because you roll it up and you take it everywhere.
Take it everywhere.
No, I'm just saying like when you stick,
when you plug the shit in and then it's just like,
the plug just form out and be like the neck and shit showing.
Oh, yeah.
My future baby mama and her grandmama cop right now
because she got a victim
and she's looking at baby picture.
Mm.
My future baby mama so full of herself.
She masturbates her own nudes.
Damn.
Yeah.
She ain't shit though.
But if you ask about them, she swears she ain't got nothing.
She's selfish.
Whatever, bro.
I ain't got a whole lot of future baby models.
I might got one or two left.
Oh, man.
That third one, she's really going to be blessed
because I'm going to be really done with life.
You know what I'm saying?
So you're just giving them all of this one.
No, I'm just saying.
I feel like I'm old at least one more.
I want an athlete, though.
Why?
I don't know.
I just want a child that's just an athlete.
Oh, I said, I read that wrong.
Oh, no, no, no.
I thought you wanted to be an athlete.
I was like, what you wanted it.
I want a kid that's an athlete.
Okay.
I mean, I want a kid that just goes through sports.
He's like, no, I just want to play football.
You know how to do that, right?
I mean, everybody, you should just do it.
What you mean?
Just do what?
You just work them out while they sleep.
Some kids just ain't built for it.
I don't know, when they sleep, you just work with it.
Kids have their own desires, man.
Really when they kick babies?
Come on, man.
Yeah.
Kids are, they got their own desires, man.
You can't push them to do nothing.
You don't want to do it.
You just have to display the options to let them pick.
Oh, gosh, I see what you.
Yeah.
You might, your son might be the next best lacrosse player they ever was.
They tell you, you're doing all that shit.
Then the baby, the niggas only like four nine.
Then it might not be your baby.
Now this niggas just.
It might not be your best stuff.
It doesn't be good at something.
There's a whole wide range of sports.
I mean, it don't mean he gonna get to be the best sports.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
This was about him.
That was a little too personal.
I'm sorry.
Because you was real specific.
What if he's only 49?
I heard that you...
That came from a dark place.
No, man, I'm not that small.
I ain't say you were.
I never said you.
Yeah, the hype.
At some point, what if you do all is working out for the kid
and he just ain't that talk?
Nah, but still, it doesn't matter.
There's a lot of people there's all types of heights
to do all type of shit.
Yeah.
Right?
You got to be like.
Bro, nothing can stop you from being great in this life.
It's just a bunch of excuses at this point.
That fuck, nigga, that's that short?
To play a sport, nah, man.
He could be a professional, bro.
Professional, what?
You guys keep saying professional, but y'all ain't,
What games are there?
Hey, man.
Michael Jordan said it best.
The ceiling is the roof.
There you go.
I did a 6-6, bro.
Tell me somebody under 5 feet.
High line.
I don't know.
Tell you something to somebody under 5 feet said?
Great jockey.
Get in where you fit in.
Who said that?
A lot of you.
Napoleon said that shit when he took over Waterloo.
Get in where you fit in.
Hey, man.
Yeah, man.
No limits, it's limits.
Bruce Lee said that.
Come on, man, listen.
If you want an athlete, the kid got to choose to do it.
Like, you can show it to them.
It's ways you can go.
You know what they say the way.
You're supposed to.
Toddler's supposed to do yoga.
yoga.
If you're an athlete, then whatever.
They say soccer first?
No, it's, it's,
soccer building and endurance.
As a little toddler, as a little baby.
Then soccer to get their endurance together
so these motherfuckers can run up and down
with a big-ass soccer field.
And then from there, once they get to
like being like a little kid
where you can actually, then whatever they want,
they got a good foundation.
That's what they try to say.
Right.
Oh, man, that makes sense.
Yeah.
I mean, if you're an athlete, then it's easier, though.
You could just have enough kids to where you figure out which one is good at sports,
and there you have it.
Yeah, that's a shortcut.
That's the shortcut.
And make them challenge each other.
Nah.
Well, I mean, Michael Jordan was an athlete, and his sons didn't do the same.
Hey, man, you don't know what they did.
Just because they didn't live up to your hype, don't do them like that.
Sometimes you got to train where your shit.
You can't train with nice shit.
Nah, bro.
They were training with spray-jampos.
They got more important things.
The kids were training with, they didn't.
How are you gonna get good with your daddy shoes on?
You gotta be a nigga that's got shoes that's not even that good.
Like, they're not even the right kind of shoes
for you to be hooping.
That's how you get good.
You get good in adversity, nigga.
You don't know what basketball did to that family at the house.
It might be a backstory to that you're not ready to hear.
Basketball destroyed my family, okay?
Talk about it.
You want me to dunk?
Fuck basketball.
Yeah.
It's all I ever fucking hear.
We're in your laps, margars.
He wasn't even fucking eat dinner with us.
I can't joke from the free throw line.
They're dead.
Hey, hey, who brought these goddamn Reeboks in my house?
You have to be on the wrestling team
wrestling team
My son on the motherfucking wrestling team
He laying in his bed all in here in the other room
And who said he could be on the motherfucking wrestling team
All right
He was just come and see me wrestling
I'm so good
I'm so good
Wow
There's no individuality
In this family
I make the baseball team
He made the baseball team
How am I supposed to make a name
For myself
Now you're playing baseball
It's gonna steal all the glory
Huh? Just want it all yourself
Oh shit
You know what
I'll just fall back from the sports
and I'll just do my own, like, t-shirt and apparel line.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
Fuck, he's got to do much.
Wow, wow, really?
You made it funny, it's not that funny.
It's funny because you made it money.
Wow.
That's your buddy.
He's a fucking remun.
Every time they tried to branch out, here he comes.
Well, look, man, mom, look.
I know you look, look.
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Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, shit.
You brought it up.
What do you mean?
You made this real shit, though.
Man, that shit's got to be hard, bro.
You don't want me to jump from where?
What?
This is my dad.
We're going back to class.
This is stupid.
He scored how many points?
I didn't make the team, Dad.
Why not?
You know Mike Betty as hell?
Because I didn't jump on the file.
He got a hoop in the driveway.
You can't dunk for shit.
He's like, is that motherfucker breakfast?
You look up that bitch
11 and a half feet.
I wanted you to fly, son.
You hate me thinking I conduct this whole turn.
I'm going to bust my fucking head
on the backboard.
Hey, hey, who left that basketball
in the driveway?
You're picking up and just throw it over your shoulder
that bitch going on.
Oh, man.
Man.
Yeah, you can't keep up with that.
That's too much pressure.
Hey, Pops, you know, when we do, like, if I try to come,
how you, I know, son, figure it out.
You see, it's a driveway right there,
it's a pool court right here, son.
It's the inside one and the outside one.
Ain't no excuse for you.
There really ain't no reason for you to be asking me nothing.
Why are you asking me?
I said you'd do it before.
You hear that from your dad, Michael Jordan,
he tell you that?
Hey, hey.
You watch them tapes of me?
No, not them tapes.
Not the playoff tape.
The one when I was in high school
when I was a little broke-ass nigger like you.
You were out here with your lips poked out.
Talking about some fucking rebuckings.
All that do for y'all.
You do me like that?
Yeah.
Oh, you think A.
see them goddamn shell to Adidas in your closet, too, huh?
Look, look me in my eyes.
You can get the fuck out my house.
If you bring another fucking tenter.
They got the job, man.
It's the family name.
Oh, shit.
What about Mama, though?
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
No, man, I wouldn't, I'm not going to do that, ma'er.
Stop, Ryan.
Rhynda looked up his stats.
Leave that boy alone, man.
What are you doing, Ryan?
No, man.
Stop, Ryan.
You're instigating.
His stats is probably good, but they ain't going to be good
because of who his father is.
Nobody's stats on.
If he averaged a 22 in high school,
That's really good.
Bro, that's what you don't understand.
His father is a fucking legend.
Everything he did was superior.
Michael Jordan once scored 45 points with one sock on.
And he was being great.
Stupid shit like that.
I just made that up, but it's probably true.
Because somebody stepped on his foot in game two,
and he couldn't get a sock on that foot,
but he could get that Jordan number six.
You know he had winning pennies?
Probably.
the one off the back.
They didn't have to.
They had to wear them one.
He didn't have to.
He wasn't penny shoe yet, but they were one.
And they had lost his luggage.
And it was the only shoes they had in his size.
Lost it.
He wore his shit and cut his shit off.
He cut the one off because the one was on the little tab and shit.
Think of the motherfucker who helped him lose it.
Man, motherfuckers do that shit away.
They were trying to get that.
They was trying to assassinate him.
Like Fidel Castro.
Right.
Have you worked at the airport and you've seen Mike
Jordan's luggage, you playing against Atlanta.
No, you work at the airport, and you
work, and you over there with the niggas
who's still the luggage, but you can't say shit.
Y'all aren't. You know the
niggas who's still in luggage at the airport.
It's about three motherfuckers.
Bro, you'll never get some shit.
Who, man, go on that one.
Got some shit.
Michael George, nigga.
Yeah.
Nigger. He got the space jams in there.
Come on.
That's the jersey for the game tonight.
That's for the night.
Think about it.
The space of him.
Think about it.
Think about it.
You know how they knew it with Michael Joe and luggage, too?
Because the gene was big as fuck.
Like the jeans, all the jeans were.
Formal leg jeans.
They got some jingos.
What are these?
They got some extra wide legs.
Man, come on.
Oh, bad, bro.
Fuck, no.
Yeah, man, real-life.
Real-life gangsters shit.
Man, that shit fucking, man.
That shit crazy.
That's fucked up.
I don't know why y'all living dead.
That shit, boy.
But that shit was excellent.
That's what this shit be about, man.
Yeah.
That shit is, well, man.
We all in this bitch
has a motherfucker, though, man.
Y'all see the world slowly opening back up?
Yeah.
Is it opening?
Or it's just, you know, it's open, but it's open.
Y'all been open, though.
Ain't closed.
Atlanta ain't afraid of shit.
No, it ain't that Atlanta ain't afraid.
It's just that, nigger.
From the outside looking in?
From the outside looking in?
No, from L.A., we're in L.A.
It's shut down.
It's shit open up there.
It shut.
So anywhere that we hear is open, we're like, what the fuck is going on?
Yeah.
But there ain't everybody out there.
It's the people that were going to go out.
Right.
Yeah.
You want to go out.
You want to go out.
Yeah, Pete, you can tell.
There's still a lot of people wearing their mask out here.
Hell, yeah.
So the people, in L.A., everybody got their mask on still.
Oh, yeah, you're supposed to, I mean, shit.
The mask, I got so many of them.
I like wearing them.
So many of them.
I like it.
Do you match your outfit with them?
Hell yeah.
I got a mask with this shit and all the kind of shit, bro.
I fuck with the mask, man.
I'm branding with my shit.
I like being like a Mortal Kombat character.
I like that.
Because I remember when that shit wasn't legal for,
black man, I have a mask.
You ain't want you to have a hood on.
Come on now.
Give me a mash.
I'm going to wear that shit until they say we can't almost.
Man, I'm going to wear the mask well after this time to stop wearing a mask.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to have a white man mouth.
I got a mask lined up for the next three months.
Fool these names.
Yeah.
What, the white man's mask?
Yeah, I'm having a white man mouth on the mask.
I'm not because somebody take a picture of you from the distance.
They can twist that story however they want to.
Now, I don't know what Clayton going through.
Nick, I hit with white man mouth syndrome and shit.
At least the motherfucker can hurry up and go.
You know, you're going to look at the mouth and this.
Damn, y'all get money like that.
Clayton, they got a whole white man mouth.
Yeah.
That's surgery.
That's crazy.
Whole mask.
You can have a mask mask on.
A gas mask.
You can have like a mask mask.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen the people with the...
I had the one with the chamber.
Really?
Yeah, I got a few.
We'll Chamberlain.
Yeah.
View Chamberlain.
Will Chamberlain.
I hope it don't get that bad.
Nah, man.
Shit about to get...
It's about to get a little bit better.
What you mean?
Oh, like, you just got to wear a little pack.
With a hose.
It's gonna be...
It's gonna be a little pack with a hose,
with a tube with some little green shit
running into your body.
Hemoglobin that shit.
Exactly, as soon as the shit comes in, yeah, hemoglobin.
All types of playlists.
Man, I don't know too much.
Man, what brings you down this way, man?
Did the comedy show yesterday with Ryan Davis.
Yeah.
Came out here, did that.
But I said, man, every time I come out here, I end up bumping into y'all, man.
So Atlanta's just becoming a spot where I come out at least once every two, three months.
man yeah just to come out get some work done man when you was talking about earlier like you said
this shit is turning into the blueprint yeah what they saying oh man just to you know what I mean
I had a lot of people that you know talk to me about doing podcasts and my whole thing about doing
podcast is like man I don't want to do it unless it's right I don't want to do anything anybody else is
doing I want it to look different I want it to feel different and everybody I talk to when it comes
to a podcast, when they get
to that whiteboard, they got to write something down.
It's like 85 South Show the blueprint.
These are the niggas that are doing it right.
It's not even, I mean, all of us
are talking about it. But to be in those
rooms and those buildings and everybody
in there's like, nah, this is the formula
right now. This is a podcast done right.
They get the right guess. It's the right amount
of time. If you want to
do something, it's got to be like this.
That's the crazy part about it.
just it's not that
complicated. We're comedians
but this is not even a comedy
podcast. It's just a podcast
that's fucking hilarious and it's the coldest
podcast in all of the land.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah. We talk shit
this was being done
before it was even
what it was. Right. Yeah.
It grew into it man
but it like for
you just put it in a nice little frame
just to watch it just to like
I watched this shit, I remember the first time I rarely watched it.
I went to one of my home boys' house, and we was about to play Madden,
and they was like, nah, we've got to watch the 85 South show.
Bro, you mean, that's how you know we're coming up.
When you get to go before Madden.
Until we watched the 85 South show, they was all like, we were watching this shit.
And I already know y'all, so I already see this shit,
but I was like, man, let me see what these niggas is doing.
And I'm watching them watch this shit, like my family watching Martin.
Right.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, this is different.
These niggas got food.
They're watching it, and they tuned in for an hour.
Right.
I'm like, oh, yeah, this is different, man.
I can't just jump in the podcast world
and think I'm going to get in front of a camera
and I'm going to be able to do that.
That's not that.
These niggas got faithful people tuned in
that I would have never thought be tuned in the shit.
Man, they'd be checking that shit out.
Shout out to the 85% for making that shit possible, man.
Man.
Yeah, they show love everywhere.
It's international.
Man, it's dope, bro.
Well, look, man.
Don't let this be the last time you pull up on us, bro.
That don't even make sense, man.
Every time Clayton out in L.A., man, he comes through the crib.
You know, if you come out there, you gotta come.
Man, I miss being able to do that shit
and jumping in some shit right quick,
doing the collabs and shit like that.
Oh, yeah, you did come by the other crib.
We did that when we was banging on the door.
Yeah.
We did that my crib.
I forgot.
Crazy ex-boyfriend.
You seen that sketch?
I'm in the bed with shit.
And a nigger banging on the door,
Lowe's banging on the door,
and he's like, hey, come on, open the door,
we just broke up yesterday.
And I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my next boyfriend, fuck that, man.
He's like, come on, you're there with a nigger?
Oh, come on, now.
It's like, man, it was so funny to post a video like that
and to see people react and be like,
nah, this shit is comedy.
Right.
You know what I mean?
It's fun to take situations like that
that niggas really ain't gonna try to make that shit funny.
to make that shit funny.
That's real.
It's real as far.
It's real as fuck.
Nakes wake up in new situations all the time, I guess.
Yeah.
And I miss that shit, man.
Just because the world shut down, no mean we shut down.
Not at all.
What y'all doing is keeping shit floating, bro.
It's just insane.
Like, for the pandemic to hit and y'all was just hitting,
the way y'all was hitting theaters and all that,
and for it to hit and y'all to still be giving out content weekly is,
that shit different man it's different to be able to do that shit man so I applaud
that especially I watch everything so for to be able to get up and be like oh these
niggas definitely got some content for me right I was on uh Instagram today and I
seen the picture with red green on the couch and I could tell by red smile I'm like
oh this interview's gonna be crazy oh yeah all shout out to red yeah so like just just to have
that on the way when I get home I'm watching that shit yeah so that's what
It is though, man.
Look, next time you're in the city, man, we're gonna pull up and do this shit again, bro.
Absolutely, man.
This is the 85 South Show with another exclusive.
My partner, Rio Brown, this shit.
That's motherfucking good.
Yes.
Give me some of that pussy, baby.
That shit fucked up, but we ain't had to do markets like...
I need to fire this motherfucker up, bro.
You dig
On my own
You produced by J-O-N
Look
These nigger be hang
These nigger be talking
Like they really bad at
These nigger be fake
Whoa
I got some work to do
I've been a murder do stay in my lane
I pray to the Lord
Because I need to help you
I need to change
Look, I either rob me a nigger in jail.
Only spend 30 days in the cell that let you know that I'm thrown off the shelf.
Don't make me come off with these shells.
One moving no kilos are serving no bells.
Just a couple ounces up on the scale.
Break it down, I'm the serve of the air.
And now you can tell me by being a player, nika.
Love, how my own.
I was standing on the block.
Oh my own.
Yeah, ran from the cops.
Somebody yon.
It was beef, loaded glocks, busting shots to the top.
Oh, my own.
Oh my yon, huh.
I was standing on the block.
On my yon.
Ran from the cabs on my own.
It was beef, loaded glass,
bust some shots to the top.
Oh, my own.
Hey, man, I want to appreciate y'all for rocking
with your boy, D.C. on Flizzle, you did?
Uh-huh.
The 80 vibes.
Hold up.
Hey, this are 80 vibes.
You dig what I'm saying?
Bring it back.
Uh-huh.
Check it out.
These nigga be hang.
Whoa.
These nigger be talking like they really bad
That dee be fat
Look
I got some work to do
Hoping the murder do
Stay in my lane
Look
I pray to the Lord
Cause I need it help
Yeah, I need it change
Whoa
I even rob me a nigga in jail
Holy Spirit 30 days in the cell
That let you know that I'm thrown off the shelf
Don't make me come off of these shells
One moving no kilos or serving no bells
Just a couple ounces up on the scale
Break it down I'm the server to yell
Ain't you could tell me by being a player
Bitch
Oh my y'on
I was standing on a block
On my own
Ran from the cops
On my own
It was beef
Loaded glocks
But some shots
To the top
On my own
On my own
Standing on the block
On my own
Whoa
Ran from the cops
On my own
It was beef
Loaded glass
But some shots
To the top
On my own
Hey
J-O-N produced that
You did?
yeah appreciate y'all for having me even though it's 85 time show you did 24 hour
That's another song right now.
Have you ever been, have you ever?
Uh, listen, nigger, we think that they ain't really about it.
Uh, I'm gonna go ahead and talk about it.
Yeah, they thinking they don't really do it.
I ain't new to this.
Boy, I'm true to this.
I will use popping the pills up on the corner, though.
Nigger right here, boy, yeah, they're off your dog.
These nigger from the west side on the bed side,
fuck around there, shoot a yell from your neck down, nigger, uh.
Oh
Nika be talking
They from in Lama
Where you're from
Where your birth certificate
Shoking song
Where your birth certificate
What?
Shope and Sama
Kalo, what's all, nigga?
Diggins in the dark
He ducked off over there in the cut
like that there
Yeah
Yeah
Eddie Vives
You did
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