The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - What's Your Next Baby Mama Doing!? W/ Reedo Brown Karlous Miller and Clayton English!

Episode Date: April 27, 2021

Hilarious comedian Reedo Brown brings the comedy to the trap! Reedo goes way back in the stand-up game with Karlous Miller and Clayton English and they share stories from their journey. Plus, Reedo Br...own asks the age-old question: What you think your next baby mama is doing right now!? This is the coldest podcast!Hit Our Website for more info: https://www.85southshow.com/​Get our custom merchandise: https://85apparelco.com/​Subscribe To our Channel: bitly.com/85tubeWATCH KARLOUS' MILLER's COMEDY SPECIAL! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/karlousmil...​FOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/​DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/​CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/​Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - www.ayoungplayer.comProducer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/​Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_It's Jon - https://www.instagram.com/holaj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:02 Next time getting the nastiest black and mild flavor they have. Ask them that I ask for. Say, what's new and what nasty. And get them too. They got one that tastes like elbow skin. Give them that one. Get them two of them. Give them two elbows skin black.
Starting point is 00:02:19 You get the black licorice black and mild. The black jelly beans. Y'all ain't got no pineapple? Y'all ain't got them pineapple wood, too? Oh, man. Y'all are the raisins? Oh, leave this shit alone, man. Man.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Come on, man. Pee pressure. No, it ain't peer pressure. I just want one with you, bitch. I ain't going to keep on. Hey, man. Put some shit down. How damn.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Shit. Hey, man. Y'all don't understand what just happened off in here, man. Shit getting really real in these fields. I'm glad that people feel they can kick it that way here. They can.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's the trap. Yeah, and it's actually quite the opposite, man, because we ain't trapping nobody, really? No. We just...
Starting point is 00:03:27 No, what we're trapped... We're entertainment trapping at this point. Oh. We're trapping this media. I see what you did. We're trapping out this content. Content trapping. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:37 It's constructed. Like a Rube Goldberg machine. Yeah. J.O.N. Man, wasn't that shit dope? That was dope, man. And they fucking with your music, man. You saw that?
Starting point is 00:03:50 You saw that? I saw your eyebrows jump from above under your shades. Yeah. His eyebrows was like that. up under the shades and then they went zoinks jumped up
Starting point is 00:04:01 Hey Clayton man look basically this part two of some cool shit that I do I got motherfucking
Starting point is 00:04:08 Rito Brown in here come on Rito come on Rito come on Rito no
Starting point is 00:04:14 see what people don't understand and this is this really my partner like this is our partner this is one of the niggas that we
Starting point is 00:04:22 really laugh at and we really fuck with and it's like he ain't on this side of the world very often wouldn't he do he do be working
Starting point is 00:04:29 he's from this coast yeah but he only you know I I have to check in with him out there just for some ground at some time yeah you know what I'm saying he put his hands in a lot of in a lot of things too
Starting point is 00:04:41 bro yeah he's busy man but now being out here in Atlanta though I love coming out here and just getting the energy from from niggas like y'all that do do this shit you know I was talking to Rodney Perry today he's like yeah you go to
Starting point is 00:04:55 L.A. and people out there chasing their dream where there's niggas in Atlanta that's like, nah, this is it. We live in ours already. Yeah, we already live in our dream. Niggas out there chasing their dreams. We're down here in Atlanta living out. Oh, man, I don't know what your dream was, but Magic City Open
Starting point is 00:05:12 at 7. I don't know what you're there on. What the fuck? That shit, whatever you want to do down here, you would come down here, especially as a black person and get it in. It's more about like the movies. Oh, that shit helped. All that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Yeah, L.A. definitely is the place, you know, that's where the dreams are, though. At some point, you gotta go out there and see what they're talking about. That shit hard, though. Yeah. You see the dream die? You ever see the dead dream? Yeah. Still acting for the last role she didn't get...
Starting point is 00:05:43 You ever seen the spirit of the dream? Yeah, there's even worse. Yeah. That's like somebody on Hollywood Boulevard who just be out there still in like costume. You know what I mean? On the corner dancing and this shit. I was supposed to be Catwoman
Starting point is 00:05:57 She just keep telling you I was this close to being Jack Sparrow You look like I'm a little bit I swear The Role was supposed to be mine The Raven never sleeps
Starting point is 00:06:14 You just get the rolling The fuck-up part is they were probably in a popular ass movie back in the day I was in Portuguese 7 I was the original pumpkin head. Don't give a fuck. Do you know who I am?
Starting point is 00:06:31 Do you know who I am? That's my tough. Victim number 47 in a slasher film. You know me as Joe the policeman from the What's Going Down episode, if that's my mama. Don't you recognize me? Rillo, what's been up with the content, man? Oh man, just getting back into it, having fun.
Starting point is 00:06:56 What you mean back into it? You own it. How is the pandemic? Right? I think that's what it was. I think when the pandemic hit, a lot of people started putting out content. So it really, it made the playing field to the point where it's like, all right, you can really just TikTok. You can get a million followers and just jumping in front of your camera.
Starting point is 00:07:16 How'd it go? It doesn't matter? put you fucking around and go viral. You go viral all the shit, man. If they're going to put that stuff, it's gone. They're going to make a gyp out of you just doing that shit. And they're going to loop it. And I'm gone on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:07:31 It's weird, bro. I love TikTok, bro. Shut out to TikTok. They'd be posting a lot of shit about me that ain't got, well, I don't know how to put it. But what you mean? Like, just. Like, they post clips of me that go viral on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:07:47 But if I post them shit, nobody would see them. So I think they like my. content. They don't like you to know. Just when other people post it. Yeah. Ain't that a bitch? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:58 I like it though. Because I'll just be scrolling. I don't have no content on that bitch because I have. I don't have a TikTok page, but I have my face on. I have a learning page. I'll go and look at that. You know what I mean? Just to see what's going on.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah. I try to make sure there's a fake page out there on TikTok and I'm just like, all right, digger. That's your burning page. Well, what do you be doing? No, he just posts on my old videos and shit. Yeah, I follow all those pages that post my old videos. You're doing.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Me Too Redo. It says Rito Brown. He took your whole name. Yeah, and I don't even bother. So you don't even bother. So you don't use it, though. That's somebody else using that. No, I got a page.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I just don't have no content on it. I got a fake page. I got a real. I guess you got to have a page if you're on there, right? No, I just made a. I just got to explore page and then I follow all the bad businesses on that. But the shit that make me follow them is not the type of shit that they post. I'm tired of them dances, though.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I'm not. They like praise dances. I wish I can watch them bitches on the side. That's something, I don't know. Oh, you can't turn the sound, though? That sounds was terrible. I just watch it with the sound. Because you keep hear the same thing over and over again.
Starting point is 00:09:00 But once you hear the beginning, it's just... It been to do it for me. She might not do it for you, little nigger, but she gonna do it for me. Sometimes them sounds get stuck in your head, like... I don't even know the soul. I just know the part. Corvette, corvette. That niggas, that niggas.
Starting point is 00:09:15 That's it. That's it. I don't want to run the word. That's the word to me. No, he said, uh-uh-n-n-knit-knit-knit. TikTok taught me one thing. I didn't know so many white women across America with big old fat asses.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Yeah, that shit don't make sense to me, bro. It's way more than I ever thought it was. Yeah, they're definitely up there now. There are some minorities. I don't want to just say white ladies. It is some minorities out there with some fattest asses. Okay, I will say this.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Some fattest asses. Expanded and realize that... The demographic is way more demographic than I thought it was. Oh, oh, it's global. Yeah. It's global. It's not exclusive to nobody.
Starting point is 00:09:58 They're in the race now. They used to never be in the race. Bro, TikTok has showed me Native American ass. South Pacific Island ass. Inuit. Samoan ass. It was just this one big ass white lady. She said she was just sitting as a Vikings.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Guess what? She had ass. I seen a black girl from Africa. blonde hair and blue eyes, she had ass. So hold on now that you've seen all that ass. Both naked white women from Louisiana, they got ass. So you've seen all this ass.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Are black women still number one in the ass? Yes, to me. But that's just for my own cultural bias. Because I've seen black asses be great in places they were never supposed to prosper at. I've seen a fat black ass at a church. They were a funeral. They were prosper in church.
Starting point is 00:10:49 I've seen many managers. just come out the front and stick them keys in the cash register at KFCs across this country to delete them orders. With that belt, dened it up in the back. Taco Bell. All that Delta. You ever went through the Atlanta
Starting point is 00:11:05 airport at 7 o'clock in the morning? And if she got ass in work, pants. She got ass in real life. That belt with that motherfucker on the last hole? Yeah. Yeah. But the waist part don't fit. But the ass part ain't no room. God was acting a fool
Starting point is 00:11:21 when he was putting asses on black women It's skinny black women out here Who put their clothes on And you would never even know they had ass till they took them on But it'd be the fattest ass That disappears in the pants I promise
Starting point is 00:11:35 I wonder where the fat ass can put on some white woman jeans From like Abercrombie and Fitch and not have the same ass Ain't that crazy? Put on some bogos Bitch had on some mud jeans Right
Starting point is 00:11:46 It's all in the battle You thought you were built like Jessica Simpson All in about your presentation. You guys all how you present come out. Them Amazon leggings then gave a lot of women ass too. Like a lot of women discovering they had ass and didn't know.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Some angles too. They didn't know they had the wrong shit on. Right? You had the wrong shit on. Bitch you was a zoologist. You was wearing khaki shorts all the time. But the worst thing about this whole conversation is fat asses can't even be at their greatest because there's so many creepy creeps out here that's creeping
Starting point is 00:12:17 up all the creeps. They're creeping out the ladies, man. Man, they go too far. Yeah, being creeps. Being creeps. You ain't supposed to say all this creep shit that you're thinking? Not to them. Like, when...
Starting point is 00:12:28 And this is the reason why... You're not supposed to open your brain up to them. Right. Because when it's saying some creepy shit ever made a bitch be like, okay. It just don't work like that. You're not built like that, man. And it's the way they start, too. They start to bother you.
Starting point is 00:12:42 It's like, oh, shit. It's about to be heavy. Oh, man. There's a lot of creeps out there that fuck the game up. Like, I feel like women would be more freaky here. if it wouldn't for the creeps. Man. Because a lot of women want to be naked, believe it or not.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Damn. They just... She don't want everybody looking at her, though. No, it's not the part about everybody looking. That's fine. It's the creeps. You know how many women have went out with their nipples out and then just had to say, you know what, never mind.
Starting point is 00:13:12 There's too many creeps. What did the creep to do when she came out with her nipples out? Man. Plenty. pocket pool and shit. Sure would like to suck on them titties. That fucks it up for everybody.
Starting point is 00:13:28 That's cool if you thinking, but you ain't supposed to say this shit out loud, man. Why would you do that? That's like the homeboy that says, and he's only trying to fuck nothing? That's him. Who worse, though? Is the nigga that say that worse
Starting point is 00:13:41 or when the girl stopped putting their tities up and the dad go, ain't he worse than the creep, Nah, because he could always leave. As soon as he walk out, them bidsons might be like, we were trying to fuck with him, and then you got three cooches to yourself.
Starting point is 00:13:58 That's better than being on the honor. Oh, my goodness. So he fucked it up with the motherfucker. Fucked it up for everybody. You were just supposed to look at it and keep going, right? You're not supposed to be weirdo. Like, hey, look at them.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Look at them. Look at them. Look like the hitchhiking. If a woman walked me here right now where the titty's out and just sat down and started watching us. Could we do the whole show without saying anything about the tiths?
Starting point is 00:14:28 I'm going to don't. What a tits new to us? No. We've seen a plethora of tits. I'm going to continually check on those tits that are out. I'm going to give them a second look. Just because I want to make sure
Starting point is 00:14:40 nobody's being a creep. See, that's the thing about me. I'm the type of dude where it's like I'm like a bird watching when they come to the tits. I'd be like, don't start off the tithy. No, don't put the movement. That's, yeah. The longer you stay still and quiet, the longer titties will be out.
Starting point is 00:14:58 But if you start on them titties, the party is over. Don't look them in the area over. Don't look them in the area. Don't, don't, don't. That would be the word. When girls put tities away, they put a lot of shit on, too, bro. But see, that's the thing about it. Look, what the fuck you get a jacket?
Starting point is 00:15:15 We men who love women. Even if them tetties was put up, it ain't got to be about no cleavies. We've seen nice titties in a sweater. That's the true test of a teddy. What they're hitting on in a Christmas sweater? You did that gingerbread man. Come on.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Let's be doing. If your joy ain't stressed out. My humble. I thought you just said, oh, yeah. I used juice. Come on, man. but that's the thing about it though man
Starting point is 00:15:51 it's so many parts of a woman that's just as sexy as the obvious ass and tetties what's fucking with a woman with some beautiful ass toes huh what's you say I said what's fucking with a lady who got some beautiful ass toes what make it beautiful like I mean this you'll know when you got a motherfucker with some ugly ones I know that
Starting point is 00:16:14 That's a fun. I came to tell you what looked good to you, you might like some shit I don't like when it comes to feet. I like them little potato toes. I don't even know what. They don't bend. They must not bend. No, they know what the ones I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Explain. What the motherfucker? Oh, with the, with the toes in the foot? Man, when she put them shit. With the toes in the foot, where the foot is in the toe? No, no, no, the foot is over the toe and the toes in the foot. Man, I have to show you a picture of them. It's too hard to describe, man.
Starting point is 00:16:48 You should be. Yeah, the motherfucker. They, yeah. You might as well. So you- They're symmetrical and shit. You like webbing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:54 A lot of girls, it did. You try to sneak that shit in because I don't fucking with web feet. You like, but if you got web feet and they look good. You like Weber Gale. You like Weber Gale. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:17:07 You like, you can swim her ass off. What a good swimming ad? I really judge it. Like, if I judge a woman's feet, I really, Look at that pinky toe nail to see what kind of condition it's in. That tell you what type of life she'd had. I've seen a girl, like she had no pinky toenail, but it was painted still on the toe part.
Starting point is 00:17:24 The toe. Yeah, the toe was painted. Like, every toe nail was painted. Then the pinky toe had no nail, but it was still painted, too. And it was kind of like floating. I've seen that. Yeah, that shit is like, the floating where the nail should be. All five of them, we've got to be straight on.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Technology has come so far, though. They can put a false one on that, like a false toenail? Yeah. Why wouldn't you just wear a shoe all the time? Why would you put a false toenail? You don't know what people have been through to be who they are. I would, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Hey man, you know some of my favorite shit that you always do? What's that? You said that. Oh, yeah. Those shit's a fun, man. I think people fell in love with them, man, because they feel like a lot of people
Starting point is 00:18:04 be fucking lying, dog. So to really see that side of a nigga that tells stories like that and then be like, nah, that's the kind of shit that really happened, That should be fun, bro. Every time we try to come out and do something positive,
Starting point is 00:18:18 they don't want to help. They be like, black people are not going to support that. Bullshit. Go to the website. 85apparel.com. Say it again. 85 apparel. Man, put it on the screen.
Starting point is 00:18:29 You know what I mean? And I know my accent a little heavy when I say a pearl. It's not a you in it. A pearl. You know how to fucking spell. A pearl. Go get some a pearl. Go get some a pearl.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Sick of this shit, man. Shit. Every day. Do you know, man. Let me get a hat. Yeah, man. What's up, man? Take that old.
Starting point is 00:18:50 When the forex are gonna be in? Yeah, man. You're mad. Y'all ain't got nothing for babies. What the fuck? When y'all gonna get some ones? Yeah, I know, man. Cut some of this shit.
Starting point is 00:18:59 We got some. Yeah. Save it for your baby. That nigga gonna grow up one day. He gonna want this. I'm tired of telling them. Me too, man. I'm just gonna start wearing all the shit.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I wear it every day. I like it. Me too. It's nice. Everything. You know what I mean? Shit soft, man, made out of hoodie material. Yep.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Even the pants. We got sweatpants made out of hoodie material. Come on, man. And it ain't like, this ain't no knockoff. You can wash, I think you can wash this. Right. It's the same. Better than that shit you used to.
Starting point is 00:19:30 We make it sure. I had this hoodie for the whole five years. Yeah, I know. Look, still break. All the way. And niggas don't know how to watch clothes good, so it's not because we have a good washing routine. washing routine.
Starting point is 00:19:42 And we got all the nigger colors. We got black. We got red. We got blue. We got some pink shit for the girls. White. Sox. Rollin trays, lighters.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Man, what else they want us to come out with? I better add, I guess, because we got to keep doing these motherfuckers. I'm about to call L.L. Coojay. Right. I'm about to pay somebody else to do this shit. I know, right? Get that nigga to roll his pants leg up one time.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I don't know what they want me to do. Everybody who come through here get some of this dope-ass shit and be like, I like this shit. Yeah, it's nice. It's cool. Hey, man, why that had cost that much? Nigger, we don't own no factory. We had to cut a deal.
Starting point is 00:20:20 We got to make some money off this shit, too. Exactly. I don't understand why y'all. Yeah, even the tag in our shit is better. It's imprinted on it. So a motherfucker can't say, you know, like Biggie said, they go to the nigger with the fake eye. You ain't got to worry about that.
Starting point is 00:20:35 It's real. It's our shit. Nah, that's what I'm saying. You got to get our shit. Because when we see y'all with the shit that they're going to try to act like we don't know how much the shit they be buying costs Right I shit don't even cost that cause that man I had somebody send me a DM saying hey man it's a 85 South show's hoodie I'm mocking up for y'all what you think I think you need to get that shit the fuck out my pay the bootleg sent you the shit that they was bull let's get me to approve some bootleg shit Take it out my kids mouth right with my idea right wow Motherpuckers, buy some of this shit, man.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Okay, it's Christmas time. We ain't gonna see the money tell April anyway. Just go ahead and get some of this shit. I don't know what it's to tell them. Yeah. Yeah, they're getting those kind of stories, man. Those are definitely the ones that I have the most fun with. What's some of your favorites?
Starting point is 00:21:28 My favorite one of all time. Gotta be the one I just did with Moneybag and Katie just to sit with them and take a sketch like that like that that I would say it's complicated you know what I mean because the shit we're talking about yeah but to go into that room and do a sketch that was four minutes long and to skate around that yeah and to get everybody to be like nah this is actually funny like that's probably my favorite sketch of all time another one you do when a nigga be gone out of them edibles you lay down and fall asleep how long I'm in
Starting point is 00:22:00 sleep oh man I was old I was sitting down on the couch yeah man I think I was I was high as fuck one day dog And I had to go really lay down. And I'm just laying down, can't sleep. And I just, that's what I think of my best shit when I'm high, man. I thought of that shit. Like, nigga. Oh, you don't got to tell me.
Starting point is 00:22:17 I've had plenty of midday high sections where you fall asleep in L.A. Wake up in this one o'clock and you've got to try to figure out if end and now is still over. Come on, man. That's when you start finding this other shit. Man. Different ethnicities have food that's open way later than I should be open. They don't even pull up the one. o'clock.
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Starting point is 00:25:00 Two-to-to-to-to-to-thes. They came in a tortuga, and then the bitch gave me a gang-a. I don't want a gang-a, but the green guy was going to go. I was about to eat that bitch, then the dude who sold it to me was like, no, no, and he gave me some little green shit in a cup. I don't know what this shit is,
Starting point is 00:25:16 but it's sweet and it's spicy. But it do burn a little bit. It starts burning a little bit. They had all the sauces out, no means. I don't know what the fuck it is, but it feels like leaves is growing. It's growing in my mouth. That should be good to the motherfucking up, dog.
Starting point is 00:25:33 What about the hot shit? You ever have had that shit? No, I don't trust that. That shit? The hot shit? Yeah. I always ask them, what's hot? And you know what?
Starting point is 00:25:42 Chattah. This is the one thing I love about. I don't want to say Mexican specifically about the Hispanic food truck. They believe in their food so much. They'll give you a piece of some shit you didn't order. Stay for you? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Mm. Why are you waiting? You gonna cook with that shit? I just, alright man. I bought up some candy, but you just cut me a piece of pork. You know, if you've run it up. I got mango, but you gave me some.
Starting point is 00:26:12 People watch this show and then they send me. But these are the thing, people watch this show and then they'll send me pictures of food and be like, let me cook for you. And I'd be like, what if you send me pictures of food that I don't eat? Is that gonna make me want some more shit? What made you pick this to send me that
Starting point is 00:26:31 to be like, Lowe's gonna fuck with this? You don't even know my eating habits. But what did they send you? I'm the most picky eater in the- What did the nigger send you? They don't matter. They just don't know what the fuck I eat. If you want to impress me, send me a grill ham and cheese plane.
Starting point is 00:26:51 This nigga is childish when it comes to the menu. Oh, yeah, I'm not. I'm the type of nigger. I'll get high. I'll start. I look at the menu and make some shit that niggas ain't never heard of and they'll be like, oh yeah, I want to eat at you. Nah, this nigga would break down whatever dish. No, that's a hamburger. Take off the tomato, the lettuce, and the bud. Put the bud on the side, cook the hamburger on both sides equally for the same amount of motherfucking time. He's telling this to a waiter? I would do it if he's saying it with his mind.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Like, this nigga Because I do shit like, let me get it And then like, let me get a chicken sandwich But put it on a quarter pound of bread Because I don't like that bread That y'all be putting out Potato bud I don't want it
Starting point is 00:27:37 I just wanted to see if you're in it. No, I don't eat onion bread And I don't like pressing bread See, I'm in a type of a nigga I go, I want to Popadoes today Popado's, all right Let me get the shrimp and grits Okay, Papa Doe's order
Starting point is 00:27:50 What's your Papa Doe's order? I got the shrimp and grits and I got the alligator bites. You know what my pop-a-dose order is? I take the alligator bites and I throw it in the shrimp and grids. It makes it all together. You ain't never been nowhere.
Starting point is 00:28:04 You know what my pop-a-dose order is? That shit amazing. It's swamp salad. That shit is amazing. Y'all ain't never been... You don't even know how a swamp salad? Hold on, I'm about to tell you my pop-a-dose order. I don't have one.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Come on. Give me your pap-dose order. I don't have one. See? All right. But first of all, I... What's your favorite? spot you eat at?
Starting point is 00:28:24 No, look. Home? And don't be at now. That's where it got. That's where I'm going to eat. No, the good thing about being a pig, it is I can literally get some food
Starting point is 00:28:39 from anywhere. Yeah. It's got to be a certain way. I ain't going to. Because there's so much shit that I don't eat. I've had a bad experience with trying new shit. I don't know what happened to this,
Starting point is 00:28:49 man. Man, I tell you everything that happened to me. I don't want to hear this, Bro, I've eaten, I've had something. I almost said I've eaten. I've eaten some of the worst shit. You ate it. I've ate it.
Starting point is 00:29:00 No, you ate it. And it made me regret it. My name. This ain't for me. Like you finished the bowl? What the, what? Oh, all right. What happened, bro?
Starting point is 00:29:11 What happened? What did you eat? Br, I grew up around a lot of old-ass people who used to eat a lot of struggle food that we didn't have to eat. Oh, Scrabble. Yeah, and they used to be trying to suggest. and shit, it's like, look, grandfather, I love you, but it's 80, nine degrees in the afternoon.
Starting point is 00:29:30 I'm not about to sit here eat these hot-ass peas with you. I'm just not a being, I'm not a being person. But I'm just saying there's so many instances like that, bro, like going to, going to places and people are offering me shit that I told them I didn't like, and they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:29:49 and they'd be like, well, eat it, just try. And then it make me sing, and I'm fucking bad. It's 90 degrees. Eat these goddamn peas. Eat these lamber beans. What do you mean? You don't like broccoli. Look, this is the hottest summer.
Starting point is 00:30:00 What are we doing? Not about me. I want to go outside and play. Come on, man. It's burning. I came in here for a popsicle. I'm talking about I grew up around a lot. I came in here, go out of pop.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I grew around some old-ass people, Nick. I'm talking about who had dietary restrictions and shit. Oh, you ever ate boiled fish? What? Was it boiled when you wanted or did you have? No. How are you boiled fish? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:30:25 This is something of the worst shit I've ever heard. You never heard of boiled fish. Man, but I think boiled fish and baked fish is the worst shit that you could eat. Baked is baked can be all right if it's done right. I'm talking about I've had some shit that tastes so bad to me. It made me not like the other shit. What you mean? It just fucked up a whole section of your taste.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Yeah. Look you bitch-ass onions over there. hanging out with the suit that I just didn't like onions. Oh, these don't taste the same as some other onions. Bitch, they onions. I don't fuck with you or your cousins. It's just a lot of bullshit, man. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I don't apologize for nothing because none of these motherfuckers have to feed me. I know what I like. She still eat pussy, though. Nick, I eat all that shit. Pop a dog. I'm going in, dog. Pop a dog, first of all, you bring me the bro shit. If you got it, that's with the little skew.
Starting point is 00:31:23 with the shrimp, rap, Oh, this nigga turned to tell you when he and Papa knows him. I'm in that bitch. Then I want a goddamn something with some noodles. So I'm getting some type of the Fettuccine Alfredo. Yeah, I'm getting that too. And then we go in like that. I don't work.
Starting point is 00:31:39 I worked at the other shit. I worked at Papa's restaurant. Oh, let me tell you. You got a lot of restaurants. I used to fuck some Fettuccini Alfredo up. But when you said that, I had some shit with the wrong kind of Fettuccini. It was a sharp pain right here And when you said that it triggered
Starting point is 00:31:58 You can't eat it no more No, because You can't eat it no more One bad experience One bad noodle One bad noodle Okay Because I felt the exact pain
Starting point is 00:32:07 Hold on big down The way it kicked in Oh shit That's what it was It hurt me that time Hold on All right bet Comedy Club
Starting point is 00:32:15 I think it was at the comedy club Yeah So that shouldn't count You shouldn't take out Frito off comedy club I'm a real cautious about it too I do it
Starting point is 00:32:26 because it's the comedy club menu is small but if you judge food like if you judge nachos off of a comedy club menu you fucked up no no no yeah yeah yeah no no no
Starting point is 00:32:39 you know what kept me a laugh off the comedy club different people outside of the chicken wings you could always tell like where the club's standing in based off how good the chicken
Starting point is 00:32:51 cassidia is That's what you go off? If it's a good chicken Cazade, it's a real classy joint. Shit, real talk, you can go in the kitchen and see who all in there. No. I feel like you can't go wrong
Starting point is 00:33:03 with the chicken tenders no matter what club you at. Some of them shits don't be fried right. But, I mean, chicken tenders every night, I mean, at some point... There's some comedy clubs out here that could be like four-star steakhouses.
Starting point is 00:33:18 They got good steak and good burgers. I can't think of them right now. When your comedy club got good steak burgers, I feel like it's a classy joint. Yeah. As long as y'all got something that y'all do good, like, amen, amen. If the motherfuckers that work, they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:33:35 hey, man, get that goddamn prime meal. You know what the ones... This is the one flaw that comedy clubs don't understand they're doing. They don't have enough dessert options. And the ones that they do, they're so underwhelming. It's just like, you got to give a fuck
Starting point is 00:33:50 because people in here laughing, and they might do some dumb shit. Like, Nick, I know I'm lacto, but nigga, but nigga, give me that brownie with that ice cream on it, with them sprinkles on it. I might shit on myself on the way. You don't want to mix that shit with the cake.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Nah. Like, my nigga, every time we add desserts. These niggas fucking milk. These niggas break a toilet. Insurance purposes. Yo, take ice cream off the menu. Yo, why do we take ice cream off of me? You don't ask no fucking questions.
Starting point is 00:34:19 And you wonder why all this? Take it all. Staws is taped up. These things is a warm cookie. Give him a cookie in a skillet. Give him a fucking cookie in a skillet. You ever had that shit? No ice cream?
Starting point is 00:34:30 That shit ain't good like that. Hey, my nigga, you all the way from Boston and shit. You picked it up and moved to L.A. What was you to say the first thing that you saw that made me be like, what the fuck? Made you be like, what the fuck? When I was in L.A.? Yeah, just being a whole change of motherfucking coast.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Um, man, when I first first, When I first seen how early Tony O'Skitts got up to work. You met, I mean, you know Tony O'Skitt's working on a while and out and shit. When I was going to LA, I was staying at his spot every once in a while and shit. And that nigga was up at 6 o'clock in the morning. And I'm like, hey, what the fuck are you doing up? He's like, oh yeah, I'm checking my Facebook. I'm posting all these videos out for the week,
Starting point is 00:35:15 and then I'm going to have my Instagram going, and I get that going at 9 o'clock because that's what's going on in the East And by the time it's 12, it's 9 o'clock here, it'll be 12 o'clock there, them niggas is on lunch, and I can take a break here, and I just got the world jumping here in LA because it's 9 o'clock in these things. And I'm like, y'all going back to bed, nigga.
Starting point is 00:35:36 But being around that shit, I wasn't waking up at 12 o'clock no more. After being in that his crib for a week, so I was waking up at 11. Oh, okay. Being in his crib, I was waking up the same. You got to say. You got the whole extra hour.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Extra hour. I'm just waking up a little early. up a little earlier. It steps, niggas. It took a little bit. Boy, you let me down that time. Boy, you let me down that time. I ain't getting up at 12. Now, I'm up.
Starting point is 00:36:02 I'm dressed at 11. I'm trying. Wend you're not up at 11 or dressed at 11. And stay-assed this, nigga. Hey, you've been on this six? You know he been on this thing. You better not put your hands on me, you black motherfucker. I beat your ass. I let the laugh.
Starting point is 00:36:17 You said that shit? Hell yeah. And I learned a lot from that, just being out there. I learned a lot just by hearing you tell that story. Nah, bro. If I was still in Boston, though, I would be doing it different. I wouldn't know the business side of this shit. I learned that from that, nigga, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:36:35 Tony Oskirts is a real nigga, and he always shares a platform with the people that's around him. He down to do whatever, create some shit with you. Show you how to edit that bitch on your phone if you got time to sit there and listen to this. Oh, my, welcome, man. He'll tell you. He got a hell of a story. too, bro. Yeah, I fuck with Tonyo Skits, man.
Starting point is 00:36:55 That's what it is, man. We just up in the studio vibing, man. This is one of them, one of them ones, man. When your dog pull up in the city and I was like, shit, let's get one in, bro. Hey, my man, Carl, what you think your future baby mama doing right now? My future baby mama is probably laying in the bed right now
Starting point is 00:37:14 trying to decide if she's about to get up and pee right. She got a pee, but she can wait a little bit longer. She waiting to pee? Right. And she's tired, but she wanna get up and take a shower. I bet, yeah. Every time I see this nigga, we just do that. Ask that rear-the-bass question.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Man. What's your future baby mama doing right now? Right now? Yeah. She climbing off the balcony of her neighbor's porch. Because she left her keys at work. Right. To get in the house because the babies is asleep.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Damn. Hey, man, she's with me in. What's your future baby mama doing? What's your future baby mama doing? Call to me. Oh. Damn. That one was too real.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Is that close? Mm. See how y'all did that? That's a little. Damn. It's about that time then. Congratulations to you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:14 We spoke it up. Evil. Lurking. Ain't no evil. Right. Even can even. My future baby mama probably saying, probably somewhere right now saying she can't sleep with the fan on,
Starting point is 00:38:34 but she just took the other blanket at her little boardroom on the other bed because she cold, but she got to have that fan on. Boxman. Yeah. My future baby mama in the bed right now. Trying to figure out how she's gonna finish this work for tomorrow. While this nigger in the living room laid on the playstation. Sucking her wife up.
Starting point is 00:39:03 My future baby mama is laying in her house by herself without no nigger. Telling herself she don't need a man for shit. But in the back of her mother, she telling herself she wants one. She thinks she's so independent, but little does she know. She plugged her phone charge in, but it came unplugged,
Starting point is 00:39:26 so when she wake up, her phone ain't gonna be charged. Because she got one of them loosey-ass plugs, like when you plug the charger in, it just fall out. It'd be loose in there. Some of these plugs are fucking too much. Yeah, because you roll it up and you take it everywhere. Take it everywhere. No, I'm just saying like when you stick,
Starting point is 00:39:46 when you plug the shit in and then it's just like, the plug just form out and be like the neck and shit showing. Oh, yeah. My future baby mama and her grandmama cop right now because she got a victim and she's looking at baby picture. Mm. My future baby mama so full of herself.
Starting point is 00:40:06 She masturbates her own nudes. Damn. Yeah. She ain't shit though. But if you ask about them, she swears she ain't got nothing. She's selfish. Whatever, bro. I ain't got a whole lot of future baby models.
Starting point is 00:40:25 I might got one or two left. Oh, man. That third one, she's really going to be blessed because I'm going to be really done with life. You know what I'm saying? So you're just giving them all of this one. No, I'm just saying. I feel like I'm old at least one more.
Starting point is 00:40:41 I want an athlete, though. Why? I don't know. I just want a child that's just an athlete. Oh, I said, I read that wrong. Oh, no, no, no. I thought you wanted to be an athlete. I was like, what you wanted it.
Starting point is 00:40:56 I want a kid that's an athlete. Okay. I mean, I want a kid that just goes through sports. He's like, no, I just want to play football. You know how to do that, right? I mean, everybody, you should just do it. What you mean? Just do what?
Starting point is 00:41:08 You just work them out while they sleep. Some kids just ain't built for it. I don't know, when they sleep, you just work with it. Kids have their own desires, man. Really when they kick babies? Come on, man. Yeah. Kids are, they got their own desires, man.
Starting point is 00:41:22 You can't push them to do nothing. You don't want to do it. You just have to display the options to let them pick. Oh, gosh, I see what you. Yeah. You might, your son might be the next best lacrosse player they ever was. They tell you, you're doing all that shit. Then the baby, the niggas only like four nine.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Then it might not be your baby. Now this niggas just. It might not be your best stuff. It doesn't be good at something. There's a whole wide range of sports. I mean, it don't mean he gonna get to be the best sports. Oh, wait, wait, wait. This was about him.
Starting point is 00:41:55 That was a little too personal. I'm sorry. Because you was real specific. What if he's only 49? I heard that you... That came from a dark place. No, man, I'm not that small. I ain't say you were.
Starting point is 00:42:07 I never said you. Yeah, the hype. At some point, what if you do all is working out for the kid and he just ain't that talk? Nah, but still, it doesn't matter. There's a lot of people there's all types of heights to do all type of shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Right? You got to be like. Bro, nothing can stop you from being great in this life. It's just a bunch of excuses at this point. That fuck, nigga, that's that short? To play a sport, nah, man. He could be a professional, bro. Professional, what?
Starting point is 00:42:36 You guys keep saying professional, but y'all ain't, What games are there? Hey, man. Michael Jordan said it best. The ceiling is the roof. There you go. I did a 6-6, bro. Tell me somebody under 5 feet.
Starting point is 00:42:52 High line. I don't know. Tell you something to somebody under 5 feet said? Great jockey. Get in where you fit in. Who said that? A lot of you. Napoleon said that shit when he took over Waterloo.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Get in where you fit in. Hey, man. Yeah, man. No limits, it's limits. Bruce Lee said that. Come on, man, listen. If you want an athlete, the kid got to choose to do it. Like, you can show it to them.
Starting point is 00:43:31 It's ways you can go. You know what they say the way. You're supposed to. Toddler's supposed to do yoga. yoga. If you're an athlete, then whatever. They say soccer first? No, it's, it's,
Starting point is 00:43:45 soccer building and endurance. As a little toddler, as a little baby. Then soccer to get their endurance together so these motherfuckers can run up and down with a big-ass soccer field. And then from there, once they get to like being like a little kid where you can actually, then whatever they want,
Starting point is 00:44:00 they got a good foundation. That's what they try to say. Right. Oh, man, that makes sense. Yeah. I mean, if you're an athlete, then it's easier, though. You could just have enough kids to where you figure out which one is good at sports, and there you have it.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Yeah, that's a shortcut. That's the shortcut. And make them challenge each other. Nah. Well, I mean, Michael Jordan was an athlete, and his sons didn't do the same. Hey, man, you don't know what they did. Just because they didn't live up to your hype, don't do them like that. Sometimes you got to train where your shit.
Starting point is 00:44:29 You can't train with nice shit. Nah, bro. They were training with spray-jampos. They got more important things. The kids were training with, they didn't. How are you gonna get good with your daddy shoes on? You gotta be a nigga that's got shoes that's not even that good. Like, they're not even the right kind of shoes
Starting point is 00:44:47 for you to be hooping. That's how you get good. You get good in adversity, nigga. You don't know what basketball did to that family at the house. It might be a backstory to that you're not ready to hear. Basketball destroyed my family, okay? Talk about it. You want me to dunk?
Starting point is 00:45:09 Fuck basketball. Yeah. It's all I ever fucking hear. We're in your laps, margars. He wasn't even fucking eat dinner with us. I can't joke from the free throw line. They're dead. Hey, hey, who brought these goddamn Reeboks in my house?
Starting point is 00:45:31 You have to be on the wrestling team wrestling team My son on the motherfucking wrestling team He laying in his bed all in here in the other room And who said he could be on the motherfucking wrestling team All right He was just come and see me wrestling I'm so good
Starting point is 00:46:02 I'm so good Wow There's no individuality In this family I make the baseball team He made the baseball team How am I supposed to make a name For myself
Starting point is 00:46:16 Now you're playing baseball It's gonna steal all the glory Huh? Just want it all yourself Oh shit You know what I'll just fall back from the sports and I'll just do my own, like, t-shirt and apparel line. Fuck it.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Yeah. Fuck, he's got to do much. Wow, wow, really? You made it funny, it's not that funny. It's funny because you made it money. Wow. That's your buddy. He's a fucking remun.
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Starting point is 00:49:23 You made this real shit, though. Man, that shit's got to be hard, bro. You don't want me to jump from where? What? This is my dad. We're going back to class. This is stupid. He scored how many points?
Starting point is 00:49:44 I didn't make the team, Dad. Why not? You know Mike Betty as hell? Because I didn't jump on the file. He got a hoop in the driveway. You can't dunk for shit. He's like, is that motherfucker breakfast? You look up that bitch
Starting point is 00:49:59 11 and a half feet. I wanted you to fly, son. You hate me thinking I conduct this whole turn. I'm going to bust my fucking head on the backboard. Hey, hey, who left that basketball in the driveway? You're picking up and just throw it over your shoulder
Starting point is 00:50:18 that bitch going on. Oh, man. Man. Yeah, you can't keep up with that. That's too much pressure. Hey, Pops, you know, when we do, like, if I try to come, how you, I know, son, figure it out. You see, it's a driveway right there,
Starting point is 00:50:38 it's a pool court right here, son. It's the inside one and the outside one. Ain't no excuse for you. There really ain't no reason for you to be asking me nothing. Why are you asking me? I said you'd do it before. You hear that from your dad, Michael Jordan, he tell you that?
Starting point is 00:50:52 Hey, hey. You watch them tapes of me? No, not them tapes. Not the playoff tape. The one when I was in high school when I was a little broke-ass nigger like you. You were out here with your lips poked out. Talking about some fucking rebuckings.
Starting point is 00:51:14 All that do for y'all. You do me like that? Yeah. Oh, you think A. see them goddamn shell to Adidas in your closet, too, huh? Look, look me in my eyes. You can get the fuck out my house. If you bring another fucking tenter.
Starting point is 00:51:36 They got the job, man. It's the family name. Oh, shit. What about Mama, though? Okay. All right. Okay. No, man, I wouldn't, I'm not going to do that, ma'er.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Stop, Ryan. Rhynda looked up his stats. Leave that boy alone, man. What are you doing, Ryan? No, man. Stop, Ryan. You're instigating. His stats is probably good, but they ain't going to be good
Starting point is 00:52:17 because of who his father is. Nobody's stats on. If he averaged a 22 in high school, That's really good. Bro, that's what you don't understand. His father is a fucking legend. Everything he did was superior. Michael Jordan once scored 45 points with one sock on.
Starting point is 00:52:37 And he was being great. Stupid shit like that. I just made that up, but it's probably true. Because somebody stepped on his foot in game two, and he couldn't get a sock on that foot, but he could get that Jordan number six. You know he had winning pennies? Probably.
Starting point is 00:52:53 the one off the back. They didn't have to. They had to wear them one. He didn't have to. He wasn't penny shoe yet, but they were one. And they had lost his luggage. And it was the only shoes they had in his size. Lost it.
Starting point is 00:53:04 He wore his shit and cut his shit off. He cut the one off because the one was on the little tab and shit. Think of the motherfucker who helped him lose it. Man, motherfuckers do that shit away. They were trying to get that. They was trying to assassinate him. Like Fidel Castro. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Have you worked at the airport and you've seen Mike Jordan's luggage, you playing against Atlanta. No, you work at the airport, and you work, and you over there with the niggas who's still the luggage, but you can't say shit. Y'all aren't. You know the niggas who's still in luggage at the airport. It's about three motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Bro, you'll never get some shit. Who, man, go on that one. Got some shit. Michael George, nigga. Yeah. Nigger. He got the space jams in there. Come on. That's the jersey for the game tonight.
Starting point is 00:53:53 That's for the night. Think about it. The space of him. Think about it. Think about it. You know how they knew it with Michael Joe and luggage, too? Because the gene was big as fuck. Like the jeans, all the jeans were.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Formal leg jeans. They got some jingos. What are these? They got some extra wide legs. Man, come on. Oh, bad, bro. Fuck, no. Yeah, man, real-life.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Real-life gangsters shit. Man, that shit fucking, man. That shit crazy. That's fucked up. I don't know why y'all living dead. That shit, boy. But that shit was excellent. That's what this shit be about, man.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Yeah. That shit is, well, man. We all in this bitch has a motherfucker, though, man. Y'all see the world slowly opening back up? Yeah. Is it opening? Or it's just, you know, it's open, but it's open.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Y'all been open, though. Ain't closed. Atlanta ain't afraid of shit. No, it ain't that Atlanta ain't afraid. It's just that, nigger. From the outside looking in? From the outside looking in? No, from L.A., we're in L.A.
Starting point is 00:55:10 It's shut down. It's shit open up there. It shut. So anywhere that we hear is open, we're like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah. But there ain't everybody out there. It's the people that were going to go out. Right.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Yeah. You want to go out. You want to go out. Yeah, Pete, you can tell. There's still a lot of people wearing their mask out here. Hell, yeah. So the people, in L.A., everybody got their mask on still. Oh, yeah, you're supposed to, I mean, shit.
Starting point is 00:55:34 The mask, I got so many of them. I like wearing them. So many of them. I like it. Do you match your outfit with them? Hell yeah. I got a mask with this shit and all the kind of shit, bro. I fuck with the mask, man.
Starting point is 00:55:46 I'm branding with my shit. I like being like a Mortal Kombat character. I like that. Because I remember when that shit wasn't legal for, black man, I have a mask. You ain't want you to have a hood on. Come on now. Give me a mash.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I'm going to wear that shit until they say we can't almost. Man, I'm going to wear the mask well after this time to stop wearing a mask. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to have a white man mouth. I got a mask lined up for the next three months. Fool these names. Yeah. What, the white man's mask?
Starting point is 00:56:13 Yeah, I'm having a white man mouth on the mask. I'm not because somebody take a picture of you from the distance. They can twist that story however they want to. Now, I don't know what Clayton going through. Nick, I hit with white man mouth syndrome and shit. At least the motherfucker can hurry up and go. You know, you're going to look at the mouth and this. Damn, y'all get money like that.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Clayton, they got a whole white man mouth. Yeah. That's surgery. That's crazy. Whole mask. You can have a mask mask on. A gas mask. You can have like a mask mask.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Oh, yeah. I've seen the people with the... I had the one with the chamber. Really? Yeah, I got a few. We'll Chamberlain. Yeah. View Chamberlain.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Will Chamberlain. I hope it don't get that bad. Nah, man. Shit about to get... It's about to get a little bit better. What you mean? Oh, like, you just got to wear a little pack. With a hose.
Starting point is 00:57:12 It's gonna be... It's gonna be a little pack with a hose, with a tube with some little green shit running into your body. Hemoglobin that shit. Exactly, as soon as the shit comes in, yeah, hemoglobin. All types of playlists. Man, I don't know too much.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Man, what brings you down this way, man? Did the comedy show yesterday with Ryan Davis. Yeah. Came out here, did that. But I said, man, every time I come out here, I end up bumping into y'all, man. So Atlanta's just becoming a spot where I come out at least once every two, three months. man yeah just to come out get some work done man when you was talking about earlier like you said this shit is turning into the blueprint yeah what they saying oh man just to you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:58:04 I had a lot of people that you know talk to me about doing podcasts and my whole thing about doing podcast is like man I don't want to do it unless it's right I don't want to do anything anybody else is doing I want it to look different I want it to feel different and everybody I talk to when it comes to a podcast, when they get to that whiteboard, they got to write something down. It's like 85 South Show the blueprint. These are the niggas that are doing it right. It's not even, I mean, all of us
Starting point is 00:58:33 are talking about it. But to be in those rooms and those buildings and everybody in there's like, nah, this is the formula right now. This is a podcast done right. They get the right guess. It's the right amount of time. If you want to do something, it's got to be like this. That's the crazy part about it.
Starting point is 00:58:51 just it's not that complicated. We're comedians but this is not even a comedy podcast. It's just a podcast that's fucking hilarious and it's the coldest podcast in all of the land. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. We talk shit
Starting point is 00:59:07 this was being done before it was even what it was. Right. Yeah. It grew into it man but it like for you just put it in a nice little frame just to watch it just to like I watched this shit, I remember the first time I rarely watched it.
Starting point is 00:59:25 I went to one of my home boys' house, and we was about to play Madden, and they was like, nah, we've got to watch the 85 South show. Bro, you mean, that's how you know we're coming up. When you get to go before Madden. Until we watched the 85 South show, they was all like, we were watching this shit. And I already know y'all, so I already see this shit, but I was like, man, let me see what these niggas is doing. And I'm watching them watch this shit, like my family watching Martin.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Right. And I'm like, oh, yeah, this is different. These niggas got food. They're watching it, and they tuned in for an hour. Right. I'm like, oh, yeah, this is different, man. I can't just jump in the podcast world and think I'm going to get in front of a camera
Starting point is 01:00:03 and I'm going to be able to do that. That's not that. These niggas got faithful people tuned in that I would have never thought be tuned in the shit. Man, they'd be checking that shit out. Shout out to the 85% for making that shit possible, man. Man. Yeah, they show love everywhere.
Starting point is 01:00:20 It's international. Man, it's dope, bro. Well, look, man. Don't let this be the last time you pull up on us, bro. That don't even make sense, man. Every time Clayton out in L.A., man, he comes through the crib. You know, if you come out there, you gotta come. Man, I miss being able to do that shit
Starting point is 01:00:35 and jumping in some shit right quick, doing the collabs and shit like that. Oh, yeah, you did come by the other crib. We did that when we was banging on the door. Yeah. We did that my crib. I forgot. Crazy ex-boyfriend.
Starting point is 01:00:47 You seen that sketch? I'm in the bed with shit. And a nigger banging on the door, Lowe's banging on the door, and he's like, hey, come on, open the door, we just broke up yesterday. And I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:01 That's my next boyfriend, fuck that, man. He's like, come on, you're there with a nigger? Oh, come on, now. It's like, man, it was so funny to post a video like that and to see people react and be like, nah, this shit is comedy. Right. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:01:15 It's fun to take situations like that that niggas really ain't gonna try to make that shit funny. to make that shit funny. That's real. It's real as far. It's real as fuck. Nakes wake up in new situations all the time, I guess. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:28 And I miss that shit, man. Just because the world shut down, no mean we shut down. Not at all. What y'all doing is keeping shit floating, bro. It's just insane. Like, for the pandemic to hit and y'all was just hitting, the way y'all was hitting theaters and all that, and for it to hit and y'all to still be giving out content weekly is,
Starting point is 01:01:48 that shit different man it's different to be able to do that shit man so I applaud that especially I watch everything so for to be able to get up and be like oh these niggas definitely got some content for me right I was on uh Instagram today and I seen the picture with red green on the couch and I could tell by red smile I'm like oh this interview's gonna be crazy oh yeah all shout out to red yeah so like just just to have that on the way when I get home I'm watching that shit yeah so that's what It is though, man. Look, next time you're in the city, man, we're gonna pull up and do this shit again, bro.
Starting point is 01:02:24 Absolutely, man. This is the 85 South Show with another exclusive. My partner, Rio Brown, this shit. That's motherfucking good. Yes. Give me some of that pussy, baby. That shit fucked up, but we ain't had to do markets like... I need to fire this motherfucker up, bro.
Starting point is 01:02:47 You dig On my own You produced by J-O-N Look These nigger be hang These nigger be talking Like they really bad at These nigger be fake
Starting point is 01:03:09 Whoa I got some work to do I've been a murder do stay in my lane I pray to the Lord Because I need to help you I need to change Look, I either rob me a nigger in jail. Only spend 30 days in the cell that let you know that I'm thrown off the shelf.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Don't make me come off with these shells. One moving no kilos are serving no bells. Just a couple ounces up on the scale. Break it down, I'm the serve of the air. And now you can tell me by being a player, nika. Love, how my own. I was standing on the block. Oh my own.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Yeah, ran from the cops. Somebody yon. It was beef, loaded glocks, busting shots to the top. Oh, my own. Oh my yon, huh. I was standing on the block. On my yon. Ran from the cabs on my own.
Starting point is 01:03:54 It was beef, loaded glass, bust some shots to the top. Oh, my own. Hey, man, I want to appreciate y'all for rocking with your boy, D.C. on Flizzle, you did? Uh-huh. The 80 vibes. Hold up.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Hey, this are 80 vibes. You dig what I'm saying? Bring it back. Uh-huh. Check it out. These nigga be hang. Whoa. These nigger be talking like they really bad
Starting point is 01:04:17 That dee be fat Look I got some work to do Hoping the murder do Stay in my lane Look I pray to the Lord Cause I need it help
Starting point is 01:04:24 Yeah, I need it change Whoa I even rob me a nigga in jail Holy Spirit 30 days in the cell That let you know that I'm thrown off the shelf Don't make me come off of these shells One moving no kilos or serving no bells Just a couple ounces up on the scale
Starting point is 01:04:36 Break it down I'm the server to yell Ain't you could tell me by being a player Bitch Oh my y'on I was standing on a block On my own Ran from the cops On my own
Starting point is 01:04:48 It was beef Loaded glocks But some shots To the top On my own On my own Standing on the block On my own
Starting point is 01:04:59 Whoa Ran from the cops On my own It was beef Loaded glass But some shots To the top On my own
Starting point is 01:05:07 Hey J-O-N produced that You did? yeah appreciate y'all for having me even though it's 85 time show you did 24 hour That's another song right now. Have you ever been, have you ever? Uh, listen, nigger, we think that they ain't really about it. Uh, I'm gonna go ahead and talk about it.
Starting point is 01:06:23 Yeah, they thinking they don't really do it. I ain't new to this. Boy, I'm true to this. I will use popping the pills up on the corner, though. Nigger right here, boy, yeah, they're off your dog. These nigger from the west side on the bed side, fuck around there, shoot a yell from your neck down, nigger, uh. Oh
Starting point is 01:06:46 Nika be talking They from in Lama Where you're from Where your birth certificate Shoking song Where your birth certificate What? Shope and Sama
Starting point is 01:06:56 Kalo, what's all, nigga? Diggins in the dark He ducked off over there in the cut like that there Yeah Yeah Eddie Vives You did
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