The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Who is B. Simone | Ep. 37

Episode Date: August 19, 2016

Comedian, actress and viral funny lady B. Simone has been personally requested by many of our faithful females listeners, so here she is. Welcome to the 85 South Show. Let us know if you want her back in the comment section. #ThisPodcastIsFor #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He was just a liar. He made me feel like I was the only girl he was talking to. I believe you are who you say you are until you show me otherwise. And then I found out all the lies, seven months. Damn you slow. And you say men stupid. Niggas. I wish I could just be a nigger for a day.

You wouldn't get no pussy. I wouldn't. It takes more than a day. I could be a nigger for one day. I get my dicks up. Find a bitch that's going to suck your dick in one day. And teach me how you did that shit. Please teach me.

You have to be a nigga. No, I'm saying just not to get my dick, but I want to feel, I mean, I want to know how y'all brains work. Because I do not understand niggas. Y'all are so dumb. Y'all are dumb. It's a few seven months to find. That my nigger was cheating, but we don't. He wasn't cheating and he wasn't my nigger.

That attitude that you just hit me with. When I wrote my eyes. Like you were telling me some shit. I wasn't listening. You see how I was fake listening? That's why niggas is winning out here. You see how I was fake listening? I was really looking at the tities, though.

You've been looking at my tities this whole time. You damn right. Are they pricking? Because I respect you. Oh my gosh, Carlos. I'm serious. How is that respectful? Them your titty.

I did wear them out. You put them out. I put them out. You wanted somebody to see them out to be seen. Hey, titties. How y'all doing? Welcome to the podcast. Yeah, I like my boobs.

I do, too. I do, too. Hey, five, hey. Just me and my baby. We're just asking you questions because everybody want to know everything about you. Do they? Yeah, we for real. Man, you got to get these moments.

They love me. I love it so much. How did you get them to love you from there? I just was being myself. You lying. I've seen your thirsty-ass Instagram. What? Okay, name one thing thirsty on my fucking Instagram.

Dog filter with the titties out. Okay, dog filter. With the tities out. Titties was not out in that picture. But the other one, it was. Which one? Yeah, exactly. You see how you.

you set yourself up. Y'all kill me with that shit. So what? I'm a woman. I want to look sexy. But I don't have my ass out. I don't be having thongs on. I'm going to be twerking.

Didn't I just say your tithis was out? And all that. You want to be twerking? Not on Instagram, but I do twerk. That's what's something. Y'all make twerking sound like some shit you just do when they shit to do. I do it in the mirror. Yeah.

Shout out to B. Simone for that twirking me. Welcome back to the 85 South show. Guess what we're doing. We sitting here talking to fine-ass B. Simone. Hey. She got them tities out, too. I hope you're watching this on YouTube so you can see the potatoes out. Hashtag, okay, hashtag them titty's out.

How you doing, sweetheart? Where are you from? I'm from Dallas, Texas, but I live in Atlanta. I've been in Atlanta like, it'll be two years in December. Y'all were crazy. I thought all the South was the same, but Atlanta is not no fucking southern hospitality. What part of Dallas you're from? Pleasant Grove.

It's nice over there. No, it's a hood. Y'all had a yard. What's the yard? Y'all said y'all had a yard in front of your house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. grass and shit yeah decent then if you have a yard is decent i mean yeah you don't know how many niggas growing up with no yard with um saint uh not saying dirt is what is it dirt yeah they don't have

grass how long you been here two years in december oh what made you come to it lena i came for music and acting you do entertainment you do music i've been in three girl groups i've been doing music let's talk about them what would they call uh my first girl group i don't know who made this fucking name up fantasy fantasy who was in it it was me and two other girls duh but i mean y'all don't know them they're there in dallas a girl named brandy and a girl named camille shout out the brandy and camille they still holding it down yep they're still cool we're still got a group no camille had a no had a baby she's like a mother and she does choreography and then brandy does fitness stuff that's what's i'm the only one that still does music what was the other group then the other group was phoenix

Oh, my gosh. Oh, shit. It was so bad. And then it was a duo. Me and Brandy turned into a duo, and then I went solo. That's what's her. You got some songs out in the street. I do.

I have a SoundCloud. I've been on SoundCloud for a while. I put an album out on iTunes a couple years ago. How did I do? What's you living there? Because you said it like you do it and do shit. I didn't say it like I. How that do, bitch.

How that shit? I mean, you know. I made like $2,000. For real? Yeah. Keep pushing. Yeah, so it was cool But I don't do R&B no more

I do hip hop I rap You're a rapper now But you can sing I mean I can't Don't give me no mic in stool And expect me to blow the crowd I wasn't about to Like I need fog

I need glitter I need lions I need backup dancers I need shit rolling around Yeah yeah You know auto tune All that Yeah

And the track Pre-recorded Like at this point You're just slip in the words Right You're just mouthing the fucking words Damn Yeah, so, yeah.

When did you start with your music, though? I have been singing since I was younger. My dad's a pastor, so I grew up in the church. You grew up in the church. What was that like? That's cool. Do you not go to church? Because every time somebody tell me they grew up in the church,

I don't see them living in a house and then going to church and like, I see them actually like growing up in the church. Because that's just how my mind work. You can get mad at me how the fuck you want to. I take shit literally. Like you grew up in the church I grew up going to church You're so annoying

That is funny as hell to me Your dad's still a pastor Yes my dad is still a pastor He's still a pastor You go to church a lot still No I haven't been to church in two years Why? Not even to your dad's church

I haven't been to church since I moved to Atlanta Why I can understand that Atlanta church different You gotta have that money It's like going to the club I do my own thing at home You know I have my little different ocean me and god you grew up in the church so you probably know about everything about

jesus already if your dad was the pastor did your dad ever like sneak and tell you some real pastor shit like jesus had a little brother but they don't never tell nobody like he don't never hit no there ain't no secrets he just you know he cool my dad real cool though like his favorite rapper is big e like yeah he real cool he got twitter he keep up with me on all that shit that's what's up but sometimes i block him when i like want to say certain stuff not block him but mute you know yeah well i guess i do block him and i'll unblock him later that's what's up yeah my daddy cool you got some siblings and shit i got a sister that's my baby her name was jordan we're so different how old is she she is 20 how old am i oh my god she's 24 we're gonna get

her on the episode too yeah she's mom yeah anybody else did you and jordan just me and jordan shout out to be simona for that twerking me what else how did you get to all these fucking followers that love you so much? For real, because being yourself ain't shit. I've been around you. I mean, I've been popping since elementary. For real? Yeah.

Like, you know, I was always a line leader. A little snitch in that. You look like a little snitch. First of all, the line leader is not a snitch. Shit, that's like elementary school police. Oh, yeah. Oh, I used to be the hall monitor. No, no, I never did that.

I never did hall monitor. Oh, now you don't want to claim. You was a snitch. Yeah, snitch in that. No, I wasn't snitch. I was just always popping. Like, I always was cool, funny. I always got kicked out of class for making jokes.

For real. I never, like, was bad, though. I never fought. You had a good grades and shit? Yeah, my grades were. I cheated a lot. I cheated a lot. Yeah.

And see why you catching hell in life? I'm not catching hell. Bro, any girl that would cheat on some college work would cheat on your way. Shut up. That's not true. No. Cheat. No.

I just cheat a little bit to get by. Cheat a little bit to get by. I did extra credit. Yeah. That's what's, I'm not judging you. I know because you aside, nigga, because you can't judge nobody. That's what I'm saying. You cheating on me, don't mean.

Where you fuck is you going, though? Now I just know you ain't shit. You still ain't going nowhere because I, hey. Cheat all the fuck you want to. Fellas, quit leaving your woman for cheating. Just cheat. Hey, now you got a reason to cheat. When she catch you, you be like, God damn it, now we eat you.

That is bad advice. Now y'all back to zero. Now y'all can start being for real about yourself. You fucked up? I fucked up. Now let's buy each other some gifts and forgive each other. and goddamn get this rent paid. I don't know why you're trying to make it sound so easy

because when niggas cheat, y'all will be fucking sick when y'all get cheated on. You know why niggas get sick? When you're women cheat on? Y'all, because y'all cheat on us with niggas that's better than us. That's the only reason niggas get mad.

It ain't because you cheated. It's because you found a better nigger. Like the nigger you really deserve. I mean, the bitches y'all be cheating with me the lamest, ugly as hoarse who was about to agree to give a nigger some pussy. This bitch could have been in a car wreck earlier. You want some pussy?

Yes. Yes, I just, yes You gonna give it to me I don't have to do shit I take it Drag this bitch back to the woods And fuck real quick And hope she don't tell nobody

But it seemed like When you end a relationship Your dick is better And every time you get some pussy Bitches want to tell everybody It ain't no secrecy Y'all have a lot of help cheating Because if you give a nigga some pussy

He ain't gonna tell nobody Because he wants the moat Oh The nigga you're cheating with He gonna keep it Niggas talk more than bitches I'd be around all my homeboys It is so crazy

Give me some pussy And watch how many people people don't tell. Won't nobody even know? She got quiet. You see what I'm saying? I'm about to prove your ass wrong because that's what we do on the 85 South Show. This podcast is for niggas who get some pussy and don't even tell nobody.

Niggas be talking. See, I ain't even saying. Y'all be talking too much. For real? So what got you single out here? Why are you single? I don't know. As God.

You named a whole lot of reasons why you shouldn't be single in your video. is growing back like they never left I don't know skin is on fleak okay this is the real reason I think I'm single because you do shit like this and you talk to your boyfriend like my nigga

I did not talk to him like that my nigga my nigga real shit my nigga my nigga who is this bitch I don't even talk like that I could tell about these hand motions though you ratchet as fuck why you single I'm single this is why I think I'm single

because I'm childish that is the most honest shit I have ever heard. Why are you childish? I'm not childish. I'm just child. Because that's the Instagram story you told earlier? That was some childish. That's clever. Screenshot. Turn that shit at an angle. Brighten the picture up. See what the name on the necklace. That's amazing. That's genius. That's crazy. I couldn't believe. Oh my God. I went out for ice cream after that.

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The same thing that got me to where I am is the same thing holding me back. Like, just my personality. You shouldn't have said that because we got some childish-ass. My personality is so cool. Somebody going to tattoo that shit on them now. Because you just said, oh, that shit, call it for. Now somebody getting that on their collar. On their chest.

Stop, B, Simone. No, for real. And that's what a lot of people, too. like your positives can be your negatives and I just think that niggas look at me like oh you so fucking cool you so fucking funny but they don't look at me as like the sex kitten or like

the fucking you know No I don't like all sexy They just look at me as so goofy and stuff I don't We wait my nigga DC young fly just walked in This is the 85 South show We do this shit in real time

You know what I mean So hey we're in this bitch Hey DC Did you know the next program for the Montique Williams program starts on August the 31st. That's my cousin's birthday. That's crazy! What a great gift!

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You're smart. What up, boy? You could have slept. Shit. Sleep bad, Nick. Yeah, what's popping in? How far y'all into this shit? Man, we're just,

nigga, hey, I don't know. We're just talking about why she out here by herself. Who? Be Simone. Hello. I thought she had a nigga. What's that? She did, too.

You ain't got no nigga. I haven't had a boyfriend since I was 21. So what the fuck my girl be talking about in? Probably a guy I'm talking to. Hey, all they got them talking. What got you fucked up, man? She's thinking you go with a knee, she, oh, you seem to be supposed to guy. Oh, see, this nigga really know you.

Y'all was out to eat when my name came up. Yes. Why are you itching now that, D.C. here? You ain't itched the whole time. Flats. Now, you can really know her. You're going to call on all this bullshit. He's not my boyfriend.

He was a guy I was dating. Who paid for the food? He did. That's your boyfriend. How much of the food did you eat? I pay for his food sometime. Hey. Was that the guy you were talking about when we were.

was recording the movie you made this shit sound bootleg, yeah. D.C. was like he don't like you. He do not like you. He is fucking huss. I don't know. I like him so much. I'm telling him with that. So why y'all start talking?

Because he's a fucknigua. I don't talk about my fucking wrong with you. Wow. I don't feel like I should be in the middle of this shit. First of all, he's not a real nigga. I'm not going to just talking about a fuck nigga. He's not a bathroom. He's not a fuck nigger. He's just not a good guy. Like in as far dating I just got off the phone with him today like we're cool well I'm the sad

man he doesn't need to date he just needs to you know what happened to your eyebrows oh I ran into a wall playing how to go seek in the dark the one in the left for real and he like I thought you did that shit on purpose to get like some little attitude and it gapped your eyebrows it's a scar no hair grows there for real yeah I said I got to watch these walls that gap their eyebrows I thought the shit was a style I didn't know it's a murderer wall out here serial wall out here that's taking niggas eyebrows away. Better watch where you go.

You're going to fucking eyebrows. Man, what the hell you been? I know. We've been waiting for 45 minutes. I can't say what I said because this shit is going to come out. Yeah. I can't say what I said.

Can I say what I say? Say what the fuck you want to. This is the 85 cell show. I don't know. I recall family flu. I mean, ah. Family,

few. With your family? Family. Family. Get right, Flopper. Hold up. Family feud? The real family feud?

Hold up, bro. Wait a minute. You on Family Feud? Yeah. You didn't use your family? No, it was celebrity family. Damn, I wanted to see your family family. Wow, that shit would have been so goddamn funny.

Oh, shit. What you put in the microwave? Plastic Steve. Give me a word that starts with the letter J. Giraff! What state started with the A? And Lama! Like,

Childish. Oh, shit. Hey, this is, this podcast is for niggas who put the F in telephone. Oh, man. I had wrote down two podcasts, too. I wrote them down. I was like, that's fun. I was high-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.

Hey, nigga hit me on Twitter and said, this podcast is for bitches who got a baby by their sister-boyfriend. That's trifling. You never did no trifling? No, not like that. I do not screw people over. I believe in karma. That's fucked up.

That's what's up. All of, I roll mine down. B. Simone, you've been watching the Olympics? I have not. Why not? I don't watch TV. So your name Bysomone, and you haven't seen Simone Bowsman killing shit. Oh, no.

The gymnast. She wore on like five gold mills, right? The swimmer? No, the gymnast. No. Be Simone, what the fuck you been doing with these? I got the hookup nails, man. That's what I said.

Why y'all keep talking about my name? These are nice. Show the cameras so the people can see. Zoom in. They glitter. They got glitter on them. You got them? You're going to fuck the camera up, man.

Because they're going to ask, we ain't even get the stem. We got some petty-ass people who fucking get them. Because they love me so much. I know. She looked like she been digging in her egg. Right. Shut up.

Their galaxy nails, like, because they look like space. So when a nigga be like, I need space, I'd be like, my nigga. That's the second time you didn't show me how crazy you. No, she's crazy for real. Hold up.

Don't do that, let me tell you what she said she did to catch her niggins line. So the nigger posted. And it was not your friend. So look, the nigger posted Woman Crush Wednesday, right? She screenshotsed the shit because he didn't tag nobody. Zoomed in on the necklace. Type the name in the search box to find this girl on Instagram.

And she was the first name that popped up. So that means I did good. You did all that. Exactly. You need to. He should have tagged her. You should have tagged her. You got all that time on your hand.

That's exactly what I'm saying. You need to go to the library and read some books instead of doing all that. Females don't understand how good they are until they're trying to catch. They don't understand how smart they are. For sure. For sure. Hold on. I surprised myself.

I couldn't believe it. I started screaming. First of all, you screenshot it. Screenshot. You zoomed in. Zoomed in. Typed her name in. And it came up though.

And as for a friend with questions. And then went to your bitch friend. No, she went to the page. She not only did she go to the page, bro. She went back 117 weeks. And I started liking her pictures. Exactly. Petty like that, bro.

Like, bitches are crazy. I was like, yo bitch, follow me? I bet you can't solve a mouth problem. Hold up. What advice would you give the ladies who listening to the show right now? Put a dick in your mouth. Not you, D.C.

I know what you was going to say. I was talking to be Samo. Like real advice? Yeah. About niggas? About what? Because I ain't got advice about niggas. I'm not single.

I'm single as fuck. I don't know, bitch. Figure it out. I know why you single. You know why? Why? Zooming in on bitch's pictures. I said the exact same.

I swear to God I'm not crazy like that. The nigga never knew I did that. You're crazy. I know. What the fuck are you talking about? You're not crazy like that. The niggas don't be knowing. I'm crazy.

You're not going to tell the nigga you investigate. That's the whole purpose of an investigator. Exactly. So how would they know? Why would I be single if they don't know what the fuck I'm doing? Let me tell you so. find out who did the homicide they're not going to tell you we got

evidence wow so you know we got a lot of people who watch the show now the niggas know that you're crazy so when these niggas hit you the crazy niggas who don't give a fucking they're like I ain't got no Instagram they're like fuck Instagram shot I got a flip phone titty tom about this the podcast for niggas who cheat what's up

I love when guys don't have social media though I love that them the niggas who sell real dope niggas who don't have social media yeah they don't have good No, they just don't be into it. Peerica, okay. Hey, let me answer to this.

What's the craziest shit a chick ever done on some social media shit, do you? Well, like, I got to go find me and count me and my family is, like, out on the street and shit. I read the shit. That, it says sing. Hold on. She said it up with your family? No, she said in my, in my DM. Oh.

And I was just like, damn, shout out of it. I'm going to pray for you. Can't say shit of your GoFundMe account, bitch, I don't know you. Bro, I get sent a go-fund-me account every day. Man.

If I show you one that with Jay. You know, we got the group chat. Man. We'd be having some fun-ass shit in there. I'm talking about, niggas, a bitch told him saying, I want your legs, DC face,

hit man, arms, and conceited swag all together. Right. At this point, it's building a nigga bitch. No, this bitch. This point, he's building a nigga.

You feel me? I'm like, what the fuck wrong with this bitch? I like Carlos' legs. DC lips. conceded arms and hitman head. Like, bitch, you're trying to fuck a robot. Right at this point. For real, Terminator, bitch.

Oh, my God. Well, y'all trying to start shit. I'm not doing that. You been watching the Olympics, my nigga? Man, what? All the Olympics, man, they need a slap a bitch Olympics. They got all this other shit. If you were in the Olympics.

You said, five, the nigg who get the loudest slap win. No. From Afghanistan. D.C. Youngfly. Slap a bitch. Why, he got to be from Afghanistan. Dude, that shit be quiet. dollars on you hear.

He's done it before. Let's see if you can do it again. Wow, look at this dismount. You know, D.C. Youngfly is one of the strongest athletes in this event right now. Nobody can slap a bitch the way D.C. Youngfly does it. I think that's the winner. I think that's the winner. Be Simone.

If you was in the Olympics, what would your, what would your event be? Instagram stalking. Taking selfies. Getting rid of fuck boys. How to get rid of fun. Oh my God. You are so hurt. Are you getting ready to fuck boys?

Here's the thing. Wait a minute. She said get ready to get one of my followers to watch this show. I am not hurt anymore. Send us some information. We want somebody to take some money out, eat up pussy, buy the food, and just drop her off. Don't even try to fuck. Just buy the food, eat the pussy, and drop her off.

Why do people? make fun of my heartbreak. My feelings were so hurt. I was so naive. You're hard enough dancing. It's the people who make fun of you when your heart broke who really love you. Because we see how sick you really are. Yeah.

Yeah. Because you don't laugh at all the jokes. You'd be like, and then you cut it off. Because we're like, we're going to just keep pushing you until you get better. Okay. You fought with that damn strawberry. That was one of the dopest baseball players ever because he was on dope. You get it?

Did he not play baseball? He ain't playing no baseball. Dale Strawberry played baseball like a motherfucker. You know who I'm going to think about it? Who? Stefan Marbury. This Dale Strawberry. You need to get off that shit, D.C.

So if you're in the Olympics, B. Simone, what would you be doing? Turking. Twerking. They do need to put twerking in the Olympics. What? They need to have, like, titty rotation. Hold on. They need to call it that, too.

Now stepping up for the titty rotation contest. But I think she has an advantage because her tities are. sake. Uh-uh. Like, yes. They'll disqualify you if your titty real long. Or big aerolus. I hate big aerolas.

You got to have some buoyance. They got to be buoyant. So when they move it, like, boon yon. Boi-o-o-o-y-li-ins. What else should they put in the Olympics, my nigga? I think they should have, like, if they had a real nibb, real-nig Olympies, they should, like, have a nigga Parallel Park in a Cutlass or like a Box Chevy. That is so sexy with a nigger parallel parks.

The sneaky drug dealer cartels. Like a nigga who can sell a nigga weed without a nigga knowing. Like, ooh, how he happened? That niggas that pired that weed like that? What? I feel like we should use, like, drug addicts in the Olympics. Like, they need a whole drug addict section. Every day, I had a joke by my brother being in on limits if they had crack heads.

They need to do the crackhead power walk. Because don't know about it walk like a crackhead. But you know, but you know, on them on limits, they don't get no money. They get a mail, so the crackhead is going to be mad. They're going to be like, man, what they have my check here? I just want a dollar. I don't want no metal. I ain't get no money.

All right. That how you know a crackhead is going to fill some. But, nigg, you see a fucking crackhead that's been walking from hood to hood all year of training. All right. This nigga is sponsored by Reebok. Okay. Okay. All right.

Hey, bro, I don't even worry about that silver shit. We ain't get no money. All right. Creghead don't give a fuck what you give them. Long as they reward. They'll sell that shit. They hate. Man, that mail ain't going to get shit.

Hey, man, you know I won this shit last night. You could just. Check it on TV, he's going to add a mar, though. But this shit on your word, what do you take that word? It goes. Give me something. It real gold for it. Give me a dollar for it.

Give me something. I don't want this goddamn shit. You're what a nigga going to say, but I'm going to give you 50. Jekaw foot with you. Black Bussy, you're my nigga. You're a real nigger. A real nigger. Hey, man, don't do drugs.

Anybody watching this shit? You get that little drug voice when you do drugs. Hey, I don't give a flying fuck. That's from drugs. What's going on? I don't give a fuck. was a shit. Oh, that's from smoking cigarettes.

No, baby girl, don't worry about all that. You know, you do what you do. You're all beautiful and shit. I love the way your beautiful look on you. You over there with doing white-ass eyes and shit. Fuck that. I fuck around to smoke of eyes. I fuck that.

Shit. Your eyes so white eyes smoke your eyes. Shit, I'm trying to tell you, shit. You need to go and get away from me because I'm feeling to get adult in this motherfucker. You're going to get adult. I'm about to get unadulterated. Because I'm going to smoke her eyes.

looking at me all I need is a little neck you know what I love about crack his niggins they all got their catchphrase like the crack catchphrase it just go with shit and I bet you another motherfucking thing I bet you I won't be at work tomorrow whoop there it is whop that motherfuckering ill like hey what going on shit trying to make some change same old thing ain't nothing change no change better than no change shit you know me I'm the motherfucking party started you started party I party harder what niggas you're gonna smoke hard this is a real cracket

shit that's what you smoke hard what them crack heads in Dallas people talking about same shit same old shit I haven't been in Dallas in so long I don't know you just turned your back on your hood no I just I'm focused I go back to see my granny Are you prospering out here in Atlanta I'm part of her eyebrows getting on my nerve

What is wrong with it DC? That shit just looked like you did it on purpose but that shit is so funny Your eyebrow part is bothering The nigger who got a tattoo right here This is, you are a hypocrite, my nigga. You are motherfucking hypocrite. As hell. That shit bothered me.

They touch my DC up, man. Put some red in there. Hey, that shit was so goddamn funny. Remember when we was getting dressed for the photo shoot? And they was like, man, you got the tattoo. You was like, I know, goddammit. I know. I know.

I fucked up. And that shit was so funny and so real. Good idea. He ever put makeup over it? No, the white lady was trying to be nice. She was trying to put makeup on him, and she was like, but his tattoo, he's like, goddammit, I know. Fuck it, I fucked up.

I made a mistake. Play his fuck up. You make you see like you can't color. Did you know how to color? All right, let me ask you this. Would you ever get another face tattoo? If I was still in the street, like, because I might have a little girl,

so I was thinking like, ooh, I want my little girl, right here with my own. It's tired of too much going on. Niggins, love to put that kid's name. I know niggas who got their whole baby tattooed on them. Won't even go see him. Like, nigg, you got a picture of the baby on you.

And you won't. You won't even go see it. He said, I fuck with it when they were this side. Niggas kill me with that shit. Hey, bitch, you better not have my baby around them niggas. You ain't even around the fucking babies. That little motherfuckles got bad. Hell, dog.

Like that why you start fucking with him? He don't love me like it used to. Hey, nigga. It's a reason. Man, we got B Simone in this bitch. B. Simone. Hey, B, B, Simone. Chill in this beat with these motherfucking part and the eyebrow looking like she real mean.

Don't fuck up the crowd. Hey, we're up in the big. Are we going strong now? Real talk. What the fuck, bro, we told our, bro. I don't say no wow did it. Girl, I think some balls did it. I'm gonna tell ya.

She gonna go at home and she go tell them that. Y'all did it. Hey! My shit came unplug. For real. Yeah, my shit came. You know I'm gonna bring it one. Man, bring you back.

Now, I got you on the next one. Shit. That shit was hard too. It was hard. That shit was hard. And then you did the ad-lib. Y'all need me. He didn't need me.

I'm a professional ad lib. If I did, if all else feels, I just want to. What's your go to ad lib? It's like a moan, yeah. I want to hear that shit. Let me hear it. Oh, okay. Hell now.

How you gonna put that in the track? I'm gonna hurt your ass. Like, bitch, what going on? I want to hear that on the track. How does it's gonna go? Like, when I parked, you gotta do it. Let me catch my own feet. Just let it right.

Let me let it right. Damn, gotta be a bitch naughty. All right. All right. I was like, all right, I'm ready. It's because I fucked up the mom because I'm looking at you, Carlos. But if I keep moaning, will you jump in?

Shit, dad, you fuck me. I'm like, see? We ain't going to never be shit as a group. I want to jump in. Hey, girl, when you jump in? As a group. I remember the bit told me that last time, me in my pocket. It's not double-dush.

Oh, nigger, they said we need to bring back. We got tith-ey's in the building. We do. Because we got-tied-ey-ey-ey-s in the building. What we got, what we got? Be some on-teed ass in the building. Yes, Ron. She ain't got no brum.

Teet-ass in the building. I think I see her nibble cut them. Teet-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-old. Yes, they're y'-all. Yes, yes, they y'-all. Teet eyes in the building. She then brought them titties at the play. Teet eyes in the building.

She should have let me see them tities yesterday. Titi eyes in the building. I hope a nipple slip out, yes, sir. I have on double tape. I saw it already. It's in the building. You then saw the brown part. Before I came in, it was in the building.

Shout out the a ariolus. Ooh. Who is that. Hey, much love to all the titties worldwide. We don't give a fuck. What condition they end. And long as you got two of them. And if you ain't got two of them,

love that one you got. Hey, you know what I do hate, though? I hate those tities that are shaped like vacation shot glasses. Talk to them. I hate them. You ever seen them tithes that look like a hound dog ears? Vacation shot glass.

Vacation ass trade. The motherfuckian ass on your titty. Yeah, man. The little bit of saggy tits that look like the chest cring. I just don't like big aerolas. Ariololos don't bother y'all. I love them.

The big ones that are like, That let me know that that teddy has a purpose. I hate them small titty that look like they'd be looking at the sun. I'm like, look at those tits. I don't like them little titties that show up with attitude, like, we here. Best you're going to fucking get. I love it. You could tell when them bitch's titty be like saggy's hair

because when they end the cup, they just look like they're just bouncing. Like they're just supposed to be there. You ever notice that when she pulled a big titty out and make her laugh? She's like, I don't know. Are big titty is tickling? or something. I never got that part. Whatever.

Teat eyes. In the building. That was a goofy ass teed eye. In the building. Hey, that baby craved. Keep it going then. Fuck it. We got money in the budget.

They paying us in this bitch. No, the 49. No, nigga. I ain't tell you. You're like, I don't. I ain't got no check, dude. I ain't got no Ted. This is another song.

What a fun of my money? What the hell going on? What's going on? What's going on? Somebody get D.C. is check. For real. Yeah, man. Hey, did you see the...

None of them are so funny. My cheeks hurt. Which was? Hey, did you see this shit Cam Newton said earlier this week at the GQ magazine? He said, uh, as a nation, we're beyond racism. Oh, no. Look, we're not. It's ridiculous.

Never. Not in these days. Racism is not over. It's not. Why the fuck not? I'm tired of this shit. Racism is around the corner at Starbucks. Why, though?

You're going to for a coffee. They're going to think you want a mocha latte. No, bitch. No, bitch. Even though all coffee. Why, though? What's over this fucking racism, man? I'm tired of this shit.

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Then Rudy Giuliani said that there were no domestic terror acts before Barack Obama was the president. Wait a minute. Who said that? Rudy Giuliani. Did this bitch not know about September 11th? He was there. Motherfucking.

He's there in New York. Like, okay. Bro, they just could blame any goddamn thing on Barack Obama. Did they know about the octagon bomb? No. Who bombed the octagon? You remember what I said? The pentagon.

The guns. Anything with the tuggans. This nigger said the octagon. I was like, nigger, they didn't bomb Kimbo-slice. The Hempstagon. Right. Shit. The M-M-A.

The UFC got bombed. According to, goddamn D.C. I'm down. I was in class. I might as got that word. You remember that shit? I was in class. You remember that shit?

Well, I was in four-grade in that shit. You're young and fuck. How old are you beat someone? Twenty. the one stop playing you 25 hell yeah you gotta stop being so choice you're about to be old in these streets no i'm not 25 shit next year next year they're gonna be like hey go get out of here with them 18 year old hoses they already come in yeah no i'm just bullshit i've been old i'm officially 33 no you're not yes i am i am old enough to fuck the mama or the daughter

wow yes indeed i can meet a 19 year old bitch with a 35 year old mama You fucking both on them I could be Dang, you're the side nigga to year for real Yes indeed I've been blessed Get what

What I didn't did that before I did that before I didn't do this shit again I don't need to hit records Up here playing You gotta record that shit I fuck the mama

In the daughter I'm fucking just like a order I told the bitch To make me an order And she grabbed on my dick Just like a slaughter I'm hitting it from the back in our mama room

hitting it from the side in our daughter room but we're naked in the living room but naked in the living room Then I came in like Ah what the fuck going on? Hey, let me get some nigga, let me get some

I take the daughter I take the daughter and after then I'm gonna take the mama then the slaughter fuck that bitch gonna give me an offer y'all are real kids I want to sell that pussy Hey

daughter daughter I want to sell that pussy so I gave her 50 in this I fuck the little cousin too what what the house she said shit I'm old enough to fuck and then the phone rang like what the fuck they must that shit must too real I shouldn't said that yeah shouldn't say it yeah shouldn't say that right yeah yeah nothing you fuck my little cousin I did she was 19 she was about to turn 20 right before she left to go to school birthday tomorrow open the fuck song hey everybody knows what it's hand up in the Fuck on.

Hey, B. Simone. I'm trying to fuck on. Hey. Titty licking never left a sad, ooh, ooh, them fuck some. Hey. Them tithes hanging out. Up here with them titties hanging out.

They look lonely. I'm trying to put them tithes in my mouth. Hey. We can sit on the couch. If you put them titty's out. What's it all about? Came up here with your titty's out. Hey, put them teeth in my mouth like this.

Hey, let me lick around a nipple. Y'all is showing out. Can you cut the beat? Cut the beat. Cut the beat. I go a cappella on really in the beat. Hey, I fucking right here on the sheet, hey, because I ain't no creep let's do.

We got teetis. Hey, in the building. Hey, because we got teet eyes in the building. And we got teet eyes, eh, eh, eh, eh, hey. Some more tithets just came in the building. One more time for the tics in the back. In the building, tidies. What we're going to do?

Tid eyes in the building. We got teed eyes in the building. Now y'all take it to church. Oh, shit, wait a minute. We're about to take the church here. The spirit is moving. The ten is I'm moving. The spirit.

Welcome back to the 85 South show. This is a podcast for niggas who fell asleep in the living room with the shoes on. This is a podcast for motherfuckers who got their stove old because their heat don't work. This is a podcast for bitches who don't have no groceries, just drinking ice water until that nigger texting back who's going to take them out late on the night. This is a podcast. for all candelators who don't say no can yeah this is a podcast for everybody who old enough

to do that bullshit that they be doing exactly everybody like what the fault they be doing they be doing that bullshit that same shit this is the podcast for everybody who out there selling single cigarettes and saying you hustling be Simone do you know who this podcast is for

this podcast is for fucking everybody and for the side niggas because he just told you all how side niggas live so uh y'all can take some points from that you know you may tell you the number one thing you got to do to be any kind of nigga like to be successful on any level okay let's hear it got to get up early eat that breakfast oh yeah a lot of niggas out here making life decisions on the empty stomach suffering from lack of nutrient niggas need to give fiber carbohydrates and protein right niggas need to learn the difference between good fat and bad fat what's the difference between bad fat good fat is

Yeah, it's build muscle. That bad fat is the shit that kill you. Yeah, it's a lot of niggas out here who just drinking sodas and shit every day and just not taking their life serious, man. Yeah, needs to water. Yeah, that's what. You're a diet.

They're drinking a strawberry fountain. Show them what you drinking, Bissamong. That ain't no lemon water. Well, it has apple cider vinegar. It has apple cider vinegar, water, lemon, and cucumber. You're going fall out. Yeah, I'm sure.

All that shit is in that. All that shit in there, you're supposed to cook with. She's about. Cyan pepper, a little sauce on with children. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm nothing in there but some fabuloso, some Clorox. And I put some lots off in there. It's a 99.9 kill germs.

I got germs in my body. These are going to be coming up with some shit. This chick was on the, the cayenne pepper shit with the lemonade with no sugar. Yeah, that shit. No, that shit almost killed me. They're calling the Beyonce diet. No, I'm saying. No, I'm drinking all that bullshit.

I had a panic attack. the car. I was like, I need a fucking burger on the fly, bitch. My home girl did this shit. Her period was on for 10 days. I'm like, bitch, you're about to die. You better to eat. What kind of Beyonce is going on die of a world?

Oh, my God. It's cayenne pepper, honey, and lemon juice. For like 30 days and 30 nights. Moses and this bitch. You're going to get the peppers and go get some lemon juice. You're like, let me get 40 peppers. Not lemonade. I'm trying to do that Beyonce die.

Man, we all can say three peppers. Bitch, I would go around 3,000 times. Give me some peppers. Can I get 30 peppers? Man, we're going to get three. I go around 30 times to get them three peppers. Like, bitch, you're going to die. Oh, shit, bro.

You retarded, my nigga. That's not the same. Long as y'all getting the money, why can I get my peppers? I like people. That's how they're fucking sauce. When you try to correct them, they say the same shit, you said it's cayenne peppers. Yeah, well, Diane wants something, too. The fucking Diane.

Oh, that doesn't make me, my friend, Cyanne. She wants some peppers. Bring me some of them Diane. Can I get a 60 piece? They're like, man, we can't do them like that. Hold up, we got to ask. Can I call your men? Every time we have some women on here.

What type of wings you like? What kind of wings you like? Out of in Atlanta? Like what wing place? Chicken wings. What kind of wings you like? What wing place? Just wings, period.

Or like flat or? Limit pepper wings, bitch, barbecue. Oh. What flavor wings? flavors flavors uh i like lemon peppers oh freak i'm free like little pepper toast but i like i like it saucy i don't like the drive you owe me three dollar i told you she liked them goddamn flat lemon pepper i gave a hot terriiaki hey are you a terriacchi you be believing that bullshit i say hey that's lemon pepper all day oh so i don't like the dry lemon pepper i like the juicy

lemon pepper oh she looked like she a free sure i take a dollar because you said you said you said dry yeah but she'll lick the little salt off the finger mm-hmm she's scraping out of it much love to all the women who eat them wings and shit we love you over here we love you we love you we always welcome to fuck with us yeah tell her she ain't gonna believe it if you don't

tell them all right y'all bitches come fuck with us who like wings no only respectable ladies don't act like you just nigger bring the holes in the bitches the holes he come to you know what everybody come I told y'all alone you wasn't here be Simone but like I told you Saddening of the year but I don't

only like coochie i'm trying to bring coochie back koochie what's the oh the word kooch no koochie it's a whole not the other shit i'm still on kooch is a good is a good word salute to all the niggas who's still getting koochie out here what is the difference you'll know what you mean what's the different man i put it be so pussy because you know why it's kooch it's kooch it's kooch it ain't pussy it's kush it's kutche it's kutche it's kutche she don't even like the fuck like that if you get a wet she'll be in that back you know why because you want to fuck that's a fact that's coochy that's coochy that's coach it's coached that's coochy that's coochy that's cooce are we saying

coogee or coochy coochy you did not i like coocean on the table i like coochie i have on double-sided tape y'all aren't going to see the nipple i always thought big and small said from the coochie down to the socks no coogee i know from the coochie down to the socks rings and watch filled with rocks and my jam knocks because he said I thought he was talking about the girl like she black and ugly as ever

however I say coochie down to the socks it makes sense you like fuck the face from the coochie down to the socks hashtag coocher to the socks don't you sometimes you wish you could just bring a bitch waist home

like I don't need your up or half or you ever wanted to put these tities on another chick like if I could put them tities on the bitch I really like you're going back to building nigga yeah she Yeah, but we were invited to an orgy in sections. Yeah. Bitch, bring D.C. feet.

I want Nick Cannon wallet, though. Gotta have that can of wallet. Oh, shit. My bitch, you're ugly fuck. Y'all still be fucking with ugly bitches and I'm front. Sure do. But you know what? Sometimes ugly holes don't be ugly all the time.

In the dark. You ever met a bitch and she looked good. Then you saw again and you're like, what the fuck? Why you take them braids out? You don't even look like the same bitch. bitch look good than braids right take they sewing out oh yeah earthy and if she get the braids and them sheds be long

on the side right here what I told the bitch she had to cut her hair I said don't ever grow your hair back ever you look good bro I had met this bitch with blue hair and that shit was looking dirty then she died it back black I was like this that's the one you stay with

that blue shit that blue shit made her a chance with blue hair that was blue that ass was fat I know you ain't talking about it your lips be blue sometimes. You have all this stupid-ass chapsed. Talk to him, bro.

My lips do not be blue-ne- and get stuck, niggas. I do not have on blue lipstick. I'm not ratchet like that. I don't understand.

You can always tell them like the young chick because they always got a whole bunch of hair dye and a bunch of piercings and shit in their face wretched-ass tattoo. I hate them dumb-ad pierce

like, bitch what you got a piercing right here on your neck? I used to have that. Fuck you got a piercing. What if you swallow some shit? The same reason you got the tattoo on your forehead. I'm saying people make mistakes You got a piercing right here

You fucked up Hey I can still swallow my food though So can they It's so cute They gonna get stuck They gonna get stuck Leave that bulls I got something in my throat

They'd be getting them dermals and shit On the wrist That one's saying They got the little dermal shit right here I know I'm at hell Bits had a dermal between her teeth Like right there

Like you don't even clean That motherfucker So I got I like my teeth I'm getting infected Don't put nothing on my teeth It's that dirt I like my titty's plain

Yeah, yeah A big Ariel is Lately I've been falling in love With the stretch mark I'm gonna give a fuck about all that Lately I've been falling in love With the stretch mall Talk to him, bro

Take your time I just like the stretch mom Why don't You ever saw that ass With him stretch marks on the booties Look like grip On the side Oh, that motherfucker will be so

Hell yeah That's that natural body You need that type of shit In your life if you're a real knee Because that's the type of shit That make you come up with good ass ideas Like you just be like motivation You be laying

and then you're holding that ass and you start thumbing them, stretch them all, you're like, I might go back to goddamn school. I don't know. I love straight my booties. What? Motivating.

Hell yeah. I love straight my boots. What type of nigga are you looking for for your next nigga? I'm not looking for a nigga. He's going to be white. Much love to all the fuck niggas who keep tricking all these women out here, man.

Fuck niggas got all the ho. My nigga will find me. I'm not looking for no nigga. For real? You got a lot of a nine. You got a P-O box? Yes. Oh, okay.

What's your P-O box? I just got it. I don't know it by heart. Said I had some dick pick, fellas. That is disgusting. I'm from Colorado. I don't fuck with dick pics. You don't.

What type of pictures should a nigger seen you if he's slag. Don't send me any pictures. So if a niggas hit your inbox, what should he do? Hey, how you doing? Or should he send a picture of him like on vacation? No. I'd be sending pictures of a whole. Like when I slad in the DM,

I sent a good-ass picture of me doing some shit. Be like, yeah, how you doing? This is me in Colorado. Niggas were just skiing. What's your name? Make it seem like you're doing something like. You got to send a picture. Like when I'm working at, you all, I take a picture with me load and boxing shit.

I'm like, yeah. You need a nigga with a picture. Like you hustling? Yeah, like, bitch is just a hard day at work. Tell us be some more. How shit. No, I don't want, no. Tell us how niggas should slide in the DM.

Like, don't be on no hate shit. Like, help these niggas out here. We got a lot of real nigg. What will make your pussy wig, girl? Don't do too much. Don't send me no pictures of your fucking money. Okay. Of your dick.

I don't got no money. I got a dick, though. I don't want to see it I'm not going to show it to it I'm not going to make your pussy wait girl just be nice like hey sweety

that shit don't work gorgeous hey what's up just wanted to say no no what because you see you see how y'all

treat nice niggas and you be seeing them nice ass niggas in the comments oh you're so beautiful they'd be like nix what do you think we want to hear give me an example oh fuck a hell

bitch I choked shit at you no girl he said oh fucking a hell I love him. She's going to lead a little smiley face with the upside down when you call the fucking hell.

That's a crazy smiley face. Yeah, that's what they like. Or the wink with a tongue got like, you crazy, I'll put you dick not. This is the nigga who you know fucking when you go through the Instagram comments when the nigga just be like ugly. That's the nigga who's been breaking up back.

He called her ugly on every picture. Or you ever see the shit, you see the shit early, be like four minutes and the niggas say some shit like, really, bitch. For real. That's what we doing.

Put F all. Oh, the nigger come in and say some games and shit, like, I see you out here playing for your little followers, L-O-L. Oh, count. That's the nigga who fucked their end beat up. He didn't beat her up before. And he can't find her. That's the nigga that she loved.

And he can't find her. This is the type of shit you'd be writing under pictures. No, it's not. I say some shit ain't got shit to do with the picture. Your sister still got that black maxima. Try to throw the whole situation off. Hell yeah. Hey, what's your mama Instagram?

You're going to be the church on site? I say some shit ain't got nothing to do with the picture, bro. Pastor was crazy here? Like, was it chilly out there that day? I'm in the house. Look like a nice-ass day over there.

What channel is that shit on? Like, any of there. No being in a restaurant. Hey, try that cheek. It's like it's your ass on, fawking. He's never been here. You know the nigga I feel bad for on Instagram? The nigga who always be like,

you in my city and didn't hit me? Wow. I hate that. I hate that. I can't believe you. really here oh wow that what's up like we live in the same city oh my god my nigga I've been living here

that fucked up no another nigga I don't like on Instagram comments I live here I live here the other nigga the hey sis nigga hey sis oh I'm the bro queen queen get the fuck yeah brother we should kick you our brother same mom same dad

for that shit no that mean I fuck before oh wow no I would never call a nigga brother I fuck I would never want to be your brother Hell no. So what would you call? Maybe I called him brother and then we fucked. But after we fucked, he wasn't my brother.

So what was he? Cousin, you switched the relation. Cousin. No. I'm just saying, you can't do that. You can't call him. Step brother because you can fuck your step. No.

Step brother. Played. Niggas you fuck, you can't call brother. So what you call them? That's a rule. Yes. That's ridiculous. That's crazy.

Girls be doing it? Yes. Oh my God. It's got some munis sister. That I put. You still be like, what's up, sis? I don't have no sister What's up, Sue?

As you eight shit Yeah Fuck Hell now I ain't never been that best friend Hang out type of ass

nigga man I ask for that person I can't be around The girl And be like We did a friend friend Like I gotta have

You'll have You'll have never Had a relationship I gotta try you I gotta try Yeah Unless you're like Ugly and you're cool

Yeah I still be like Man she probably Can give a niggas Yeah Niggas ain't shit Y'all be doing too much

Y'all do not Have to fuck everything Walking We don't Yeah we do You're the one that said pussy ain't everything. Don't change up now that's D.C.

I told her earlier, pussy is not everything. Most people, hold up. Most motherfuckers think pussy is 100. I put pussy at a 98. That's just my personal opinion. I get pussy at 98. Sometimes like 99.9. I get pussy at 98.

98. Hey, man, I'm going to take it back to the biblical days, man. Pussy is evil. It is. If it wasn't for that ease, bitch. Say that. All she had to do was mind her business. stay away from that damn tree

That's why God gave her the name Eve. That's short for evil You didn't ask what her full name was It was Adam and evil Adam and evil She said let's quit We're gonna fuck their mind up Uh-uh she said come bite the apple

Adam he said man cheers She said you ain't gonna get no piss Mm-hmm Hell yeah look at look how fine she is DC I like her She's fine she got the little I'm about to run away from home fans on With the natural hair

With the little slip on like she's about to run away. She looked real innocent, but after she do her homework and get a little couple shots of tequila. The Paris! Be gone.

Put the dick on my face. Put the dick on my face. I like her. I like. More tequila shots. No, man. She looks so innocent. Look, she got an apple.

She is innocent. I told you. We just talked about. That's the shit that we was talking about. Oh, yeah. That's what we were talking about. What about the girl with the long dress on? Which one?

With the long. Herba dress on. She's like she'll fuck the shit at you and make some good-ass rice Christmas treats. She got a lot of incense at her house. You're going. You're like, damn, baby. You just saved your house. She's like, no, I just have incense. The girl with the head looked like she'd be twerking all the time, but act like she don't want to. No, no, bitch. And then baby, hipping her up. Yeah. Stop, bitch. She looked like she'll go play tennis and still come home. Them your own girl. Without taking a shot, but you nasty, beat. Hell, yeah.

I hate. Lead the club want you to eat the pussy. I'm not doing that. Don't act like y'all don't. I'm not eating straight out the club. I hit that pussy as soon as it lead a club. Nasty.

You know why? Nasty. I don't get it. I don't get a fuck. Hey. I don't even like seafood, nigga. I'm not eating that. But I be.

We be what? My y'all balls suck. I don't. No, I'm good on my balls. Actually, don't even suck my balls if unless I ask you to. I'm good on my balls. I'm not going to ask you to. I'm good on my balls.

If you just jump out and lick balls i'm gonna be like wow what what this shit come from you just you did this and like oh sometimes bidsies or grab the balls and like how long she'll have the ball and i'm off and yank my ball just grab me i'm like they're supposed to be together hey what the noise man they're brother simi's twins put my balls back together don't lick my balls don't separate my balls bring you ever you've had your balls lick too hard feel like somebody hit you in the stomach man i have had my balls injured before and i'm like bitch my ball are sensitive i don't want my balls licked like that because if she lick your balls off the top that mean how long she's

been licking balls to actually know that she liked licking balls how long she been licking balls to understand how soft to lick your ball I don't know now you have licked a cup of balls I don't know she just grabbed me I think I just take my nuts a little more serious than most people just grab them yeah hey leave the nuts alone let the nuts alone don't know them balls are meant to be together newlyweds y'all be eating ass here yeah how you did booie I eat that booty Say what now

You heard what I said You mean like on purpose Like D? She might be purposely If that's a word You don't? I eat ass like a movie preview I'd be like

Habop coming soon I'm not about to eat your ass For real Well I guess I eat ass for a movie then The movie Starring D.C. Youngfly No That's nice

What? What? Is that what's hiding in the streets right now? I mean, I'm not just saying Go eat every bitch's ass I'm not saying I just feel like it's a whole lot more other shit You could lick

I'll be eating behind a bitch knee Like that little soft meat That's dirt my nigga That little soft piece Well I get they say ass is dirt too Huh That's what Shit

There ain't just shit You just don't really You don't lick ass You might do but you don't lick ass You just don't be back there You lick the ass and the pussy Like together You got it like ah

I like I like how you telling me this shit, like, you discovered this. And then, like, he's going to do it. Right. Like, like, I'm going to do it. Like, I'm going to try that shit tonight while you're asking me like, like, I'm going to tell myself, like, okay, lay her down on her stomach. Hold the balls.

And then he said lick the ass in the booty together. No. Lick from the clitoris down to the ass. No. Do you, are you supposed to lick from the back to from the front to the back? No, you better. You start, you start from the front to back. Same way you wipe.

You start from the front to back. What if he backed? going back to front. Then he got to get his head up to the front and then bring it back. That's why I told you, it's front to back. See, I don't know what, bitch. He's talking about I gotta get up under down.

Yeah. Been that ass over. I see that ass and that pussy. Do you understand that if a nigger listen to four episodes of this podcast, they could change who they are as a nigger completely? Hey, my nigga, what is you doing? I'm showing the world how he's ass and pussy.

Oh. Oh, go ahead. Meanwhile, we don't need to see all that. Meanwhile, Louisiana is flooding like a motherfucker and Milwaukee is on fight. you done yeah I don't eat that ass already that ain't gone let's ask be some on this

if a nigga is eating ass hypothetically how long should he eat ass for remember what we were talking about this yeah like no longer than 10 so if a nigga ate as longer than 10 minutes what was your reaction not in ass for 10 minutes I'm bringing head up and lay down

see that'll get you punched in the fucking face I'm not laying down after I just ate your I didn't say lay down. You said bring his head up and you relax. You put it on the pillow. He was like, bring his head up and moved it. Like, you brought his head up and fuck. Okay.

Brought his head up to lay down. I know you're tired. Long day. Like, no. I'm just started. I just started. They don't finish. I don't know how.

Once I clock in, I couldn't just eat ass and just lay down either. Well, niggas. Y'all just be wanting to get a head and lay down. I want to get up to some compliments like, niggas, you ain't that shit? What? Y'all are selfish.

Y'all be one to get head and then be like, we do that sometimes. Y'all do. They get a leg head and be like, damn, I ain't anything. We're going to go like that. I thought I was going to be ready to fuck. I'm tired of fuck.

That luck took everything out of me. You ever have your, you ever have your girl get you some head so good? You say, I'm about to stop cheating on this bitch because this head, I did not know she could suck dick like this. No, I said, damn. Do you don't believe girls can learn how to give hair better?

Yeah, right? What about fucking? She shouldn't just show up giving better head than she gave yesterday. Like, bitch, what was you practicing that? What was you practicing that? You got to know your pussy. You know what I'm saying? I said, what about sex?

Can bitch? Like, you can learn to have sex better. Like, I learned how to fuck. You know what I'm saying? Like, I know my minute game, you know what I'm saying? You got your minutes, right? Minute game. So that's why I found other shit to do, like, eat ass.

I'm not trying to, I don't want to fuck for a long time. I'm just much rather fucking We're going to eat ass for 10 We're going to lick that for 10 I'm going to fuck that for 13 I'm 15 15 20 I'm 13 I'm 13

I'm like no He didn't He was fucking for three minutes It's licked ass for 30 He damn sure did See that day day is when a nigga to come in Boy you got damn fool the shit You got to me

What did? What did? Oh, this podcast is for every nigger who got their own dance after you beat the pussy up. Like, what? You don't do it in front of her. You just go get a caprice son. I don't want. I was just about to do.

I don't dance. I'd go stand in the refrigerator naked. Get me some juice. Hey, you're not left in the caprice. Throw away. They're sucking on the straw. You take straw. In front of the refrigerator, negative.

The straw at your fucking mouth. They didn't fuck around, turn around to see the son. I didn't fuck the shit. I don't know. Oh my gosh. Hell no. Oh my gosh. Good damn, be simone.

What? Try and see if your teeth. Do you keep caprisons at the crib? No, I haven't had a capri son in like five years. Be Simone in here with the duct tape keeping a tit in. I just saw it's gray on the side. It's a piece of duct tape. No, it's not great.

And it's so fucking go. It roll. It ain't even double-sided. You can just roll. Pull it up. So both sides are sticky. What we're looking like on the time? How long were we been on this podcast?

Did we talk about anything? Sex? No. Is this a sex show? It's another episode of sex. Fowl this one under sex. Sex slash shoulders. All right.

Well, D.C. dude, I just beat the pussy up dance again. They'd be in hell, but I can't watch. She'd get on the phone. Oh, shit. Flash, who the podcast? before we get the fuck out of him man this podcast is for niggas who jackoff after they fuck something that's a simple-sha-ha-ha-ha-knick you go fuck and jack-off he freaked out I got a I got to fuck something I got to get this out so I can think you know niggas I

think we got a nut so we could think like we were busting nut and we'd be like man I knew I forgot to pick on my lunch that's what the fuck I was supposed to do ah You ain't never been tired as you don't jacked off, you just falling asleep on the toilet. Don't look at me. Niggins. Niggins are just like, ah. How about when you jack off and you fall asleep

and it feel like you've been asleep for three hours but you only been asleep for 15 minutes? And you woke up and see how that mess, you got to clean up. Get this shit off me, man. Get this shit off. I'm so nasty, man. You woke up because a nigga beat on the door.

Who ain't out? I fell asleep on the toilet. Hey, much love to all the women that masturbate all the time And your room smell funny I don't No, it was a terrible If you don't want nothing

Why you don't masturbate? I don't know No, okay We're gonna see if we can get One of the, we got a lot of followers I'll see if we got some people Who can like, Mel, you're a free vibrator or something

You never know. Like just ask for what you want We got a dope-ass audience You're gonna get a vibrator And we still didn't get the picture We was gonna get the picture I don't see nothing big. Remember you said you had the threesome with the dike bitch

and y'all got into it. We're still trying to get the nigga to draw the picture. We've been waiting on this shit. Did you? I had to yoke that bitch, this was tripping. She was killing the pussy.

I was like, you're killing it, shot. I'm like, you're killing it, shout. Like, you ain't gonna never get on soft, come on, man. He tripping, man. And this niggas said, he grabbed up. He grabbed the dike titty. She was like, hold up, bro. She was like, chill out.

I went behind. I went behind, I started, gung. She was like, chill out. I'm like, man, you're a bit tripping, man. Fucking nigger. She can fucking shit out of that hole. I'm like, Shalda, you killing that pussy. No, you're stupid as fuck, man.

You're killing it. Every time I do this shit with you, I can't not be laughing. That is crazy. That shit is funny. I'm on the side of her like, man, you're killing that pussy. How did you even get in that position? That shit crazy. Yeah, I've showed up with the bitch, and she would say she had another bitch.

This bitch in hell with her pants sang. I'm like, this bitch is all. Like, set it off. Like, set it off. She cute, but shit. I fucked shit out of that I had on. She asked the other bit like, y'all ready. And they got up on sleeve.

Like, y'all ready. That's my line. My line. Let's sit down. Let's go over lines before we start this. Y'all ready is for me. Like, y'all come up with the bitch lines. We need female lines.

Hey, bruh. This podcast is for D.C. Young Fly. Oh, my God. Only nigga I know. that a run a train with a stud bitch uh yeah it wasn't no threesome y'all ran the train right i know it i had a yoke her ass up that nigga said you ain't gonna never not be hard this my bitch you ain't gonna never you can't never get on song oh that's it that's that's enough oh bro back up yo hey hey it ain't like a fucking a groove up or something like hey tag me

my nigger you don't see me right here that's crazy shut out to all the stud bitches who got the Dildo with the foreskin on it. Amen. I bet a stud bitch nightmares to wake up with a dick in their face. Oh shit. Just wake up like, hey. I bet they have nightmares of like a dick chasing them down the hallway, just a dick. With leg.

With the strap. With the balls. With the balls and everything. Like a costume dick, he's just running in slow motion. No matter how fast she runs, she can't get out of that shit. They're in the hallway end. Dick catch up on a, dick catch up to her, bustling that all over. Right before she wakes up.

Oh, hey man, this 85 South show, we are fucking out of here. If I see that shit on comedy central, we're going to beat your head. When Carla's going to get a check, I'm going to get a check for the balls part. Real, bro, see that shit, bro. I can see that shit, that niggas that running. They're like, ah. fucking dick chasing it down the hallway whole dick custom oh shit oh my god that's funny i got two dark cousins for that hate that shit oh see if we can get them in the sketch

oh that'd be funnier than the nigger on morrie that scared of pickles we're doing that one we got to we got to do it hey this is the 85 South show this This has been our very special guest. Mrs. B. Simone, what you got coming up? I know you're in the movie and shit. You got the movie. What you're doing in the movie? I play his little ghetto girlfriend.

Oh, kissing and shit. We did not kiss, D.C. Put the tongue in the mother. We had not one. She said a T-Dell. Oh. So I would like, let me go to T-Doh. We had not one kiss the TV.

It was straight. It blocked me. It was straight. Yeah. We didn't kiss not one time. You forgot? We kissed? All right.

Okay. When the movie come out? You ain't had, never had no one night stand, huh? When the movie come out? Next Wednesday. Like, we kissed. You're a man, man. I didn't remember.

We can't. Don't try to act like my nigga. I don't know. Don't try to act like my nigga ain't kissed that. Damn. So you're just gonna come on our podcast and laugh. I really didn't I remember. What's your tears out?

My lips are not rememberable. She played your girl in the movie? Yeah. What's you doing in the movie? I can't say. I can't really say. Oh, we got to wait a way to wait a minute. We got to wait the next Wednesday.

That'd be their term, yeah. I lose my followers. I lose my followers and I had to do a whole lot of bullshit. And I was mad he lost his followers. Like, then you ain't got a followers, me about that. Okay. And I was acting.

Can we not turn your back? Alright, okay, okay, my bad. Be some long shit. I didn't write the script, nigg. My bad. I know. Why y'all ain't tell me? I could have acted?

She got quiet then. I don't know. That's your friend. DC. Yeah. Oh yeah. Excuse me. Yeah, exactly.

Hey, man. Are you gonna say bye or we'll just go cut the shit off? Hey, man, you already know what the fuck going on? I got to go do some time. I got to go do the, um, they coming this shit right quick. So I'm in this bitch. We work here. I'm tired of fuck, but I'm going to go do this.

Okay. What you're about to do? Stand up. Yeah. Hey, man. This nigga is retort. That's why the podcast worked. That's why it works.

That's why I used to get in trouble in school. Because we got one nigga that's retarded. It did a nigga that no better. No, you're retarded. No, I know. But we're a different kind of retarded. You have more of a sane. We, we're the retarded with.

like he do the retarder one like damn why I ain't think of that retarded okay this how it works and I do the retarded like all the bets like I bet you won't do this retardant he does kind of retarded like he's the type of retarded where we can get in free

and I'm the type of retarded that can make sure we get home straight you know what I mean like the retarded people who can catch the bus and shit I get it like yeah I do the line I get it

hold up fly before we go what the nigga in the comments be saying the deaf nigga in the comment I read your comment I don't know your comments. I was like, girl, he was deaf, I didn't know.

He was like, come here. I'm like, nigga, I'm like, come in here. Fuck wrong with you. He was like, oh, shit, my bad. He was like, me and my wife, we hear shit all the time. I said, so how the fuck you, you hear it? No, we be in the comment. They say what you say in the comment, and I be in Loh, I mean, you're coming in.

Stop. Oh, my God. Damn, wow. See, but we got fans in the comments. No, but also real shit. You think we'd be making this shit up, though. I swear on, the niggas. this real shit bro i said you be in my comments people talk that much in the comments he said a nigger we're talking

about you i went in the comments i said you don't do this he like that that's real shit we got another homeboy who listen to every episode when he go to dialysis i got another homeboy in the wheelchair say this is his his shit so fun and he'd be trying to stand up listening to it i bullshit you not these people really be saying this shit on social i got some real like real life and hell yeah that's good though but it'll be a lot of success stories coming out the comment section of the 85 South so one girl said her and her baby daddy back talking I don't know what the fuck that means

but that's just from listening to the show. Could you help? Hell yeah my nigga who traps said when he be up serving motherfuckers he'd be playing shit in the background shout out to all my niggas at the hood barbershop who be playing this shit the beauties and lines the old white people who sneak and listen to this shit

are really motivating people hell yeah this shit is for the hood and the suburbs you're motherfucking right can I get my social media? Do it it you guys got to follow me everything is the B-Simon Snapchat Twitter SoundCloud Periscope all that

Oh YouTube I have YouTube What's on your YouTube? A lot of stuff Are you twerking on that? No But it's the B-Simone And my Instagram is the B-Simone 2 What happened to the first one? It got hacked by a fucking hater It was your ex

No I'm sure he's not smart enough to do that Because niggas are dumb Don't ever do that You're not gonna come on this podcast and slender black men. So like, we'll find your shit, going your shit, read your DM,

be like, damn this bitch. Get what, I'm gonna act like, I don't even know. Fuck this motherfucker's stacking that hole. I'm gonna act like I ain't even seen shit, and I'm gonna make this beat something out of dick. And then I'm gonna say, you know what?

What the fuck is going on in your game? Oh, you think I'm playing bitch, I'm gonna beat him if I ever, ever, ever see him. Hey, man. This is 85 South Show She made Carlos Miller The B. Simone You know, it's your boy at DC Yon Fly

Mr. Fuck you mean D.C. got a movie coming out Digital Lives Matter September 3rd September 3rd That's not next Wednesday And then I can't wait to see your movie

Almost Cremont. Oh, it probably goes You can buy tickets next Sunday Yeah, I think no What's the movie? Almost Cremel Yeah, Ammo Cremel Come out of November

Almost crime about to come out. It's going to be a great year for your butt. What happened? November 11th. I thought the family few come out in November 11th. Oh, so the movie comes out of November 11th, so Family Feud come on like November 10th. Hey, make sure you check my nigga D.C. Youngfly out on Family Feud. Yeah, we turned up in that bitch.

I ain't going to tell you what happened, but you were fucked up. It was fucked up. Nigger, I almost won. Got to keep him excited. Nick, I almost won a van. A van? A van? Yeah, nigga almost won a Nissan Quest

Hey, I seen that little Meat, shit, that little, um, what that nigga that ain't, Austin Powell's car? I said, I want that motherfucker. You almost won it? Yo, that little Minnie Cooper, what the car? Yeah, a little mini Cooper. All I can think about was groovy, baby.

I want that. You thought that shit worked? Like, he was the only nigga who ain't had no game who had all the holes. Ooh, you just make me. It was swag. Oh, that's what it was. That's what Gucci said.

You ain't got the sauce. You got to get some sauce. He ain't had no sauce. You gotta have sauce. He had a bib around this fucking collar. It's all the holes. Groovy, baby. Ooh, Austin.

Well, I tried that shit once. I was like, groovy, baby. Get the fuck out my face. This has been another spectacular episode of the podcast. I made that pussy scream like what? I made that pussy yuffer hip like, and why do it all sound the same? Like, how do you make this?

It was like, oh, so okay, I made that pussy scream like, that's crazy. I made that pussy yuppie up like, p, p. Hey, man, cut this shit off right now. We out of this bitch. You're fucking stupid, man. Hey, DC, man, you're trying to get in shape?

What the fuck I need to do, man? I'm already skinned as fuck. Nah, man, I'm talking about getting shape. I'm talking about eat the right foods. do the right thing, man. Oh, you're talking about building muscles, man. I'm talking about building muscles, man. My home boy, Montyke, man, he got a program,

teach you how to eat the right food, and guess what they do. And guess what they do? What they do? And guess what they do? Bitch what? Every year they give away $125,000, $125,000. They give this shit away. They're giving away money.

Who? My man, Montique. How you know him? I know him because he sent us some money. money. He is not that nigger in your Instagram comments. Jack, he gives away $125,000 a year, man. Where do I sign up? You got to go to Monteak.com. I ain't got a computer. I ain't got a phone. Or is it Monteed.com forward slash 85 South Show. One of them will get you in there, brother. Appreciate it, brother. I'm gonna be strong by tomorrow. Hey man, how you think I got so ripped up?

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