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radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I don't expect nothing less from New York. Boy, you got me fucked up. They tripping with that. They got to stop that. They're going to fuck up the money because people are going to stop flying there with their shit on, and the NBA ain't going to like that. Somebody going to shoot something down by it. Got all that yank it. They're not just pulling the jersey off. They rip it on. Not in New York. Ain't anybody getting shot in New York.

Great. This ain't 1993. Niggas's been getting shot. In New York? What? Just because you can't carry no gun. They don't mean them. Niggas ain't got them.

They got to go home first and get it, though. They know how to carry them because they know how dangerous it is. Niggas. Oh, they got a knife? You might get stabbed. You could definitely get stabbed. Who would let somebody yank, they yank them juries off their neck?

My father said, but you're going to have to get your ass. But you're gonna have to walk my ad, my muscle memory. You would fight a whole street full of people, like a whole block. Yes. You lying like a more. I didn't already did it. I got beat up before.

Beat me again. Listen, bro. Listen, gang. My muscle memory is not gonna let no nigger grab me by my collar. So I'm saying, you at the game, you got your jersey on. You walk outside, you hit the block, bust the left. It's the whole block from block to block of people. Real nigger, as a real nigger, because any nigger,

do this. My heart gonna start being for sure. You're not gonna run. I'm gonna turn the other way. I'm gonna fight, not run. I'm gonna turn the other way because I'm smart that I know the eating nitty crazy. Yeah, was your first fuck. But if my car is right there, we can go somewhere else until they crowd get the fuck on game. To you in New York, ain't no fucking my car right there. Ain't nobody drove. You walk down here. You gotta walk through. No, rule number one, don't walk through here with no other jersey on game. Not in New York City. We're just thinking in

high sight. What game have you ever? been to and they didn't wear the other team shit. It don't work like that. Because when they came down here in Atlanta brand, whooped I, I'm talking about 80 points. And they was in there talking shit. I'm hearing them nigga behind me. DC, we whoop in y'all laugh.

I can't yank y'all jersey in Atlanta just because y'all whooping our ass. We gotta take that air and whatever come with that. You can't go out there yank them folk jersey just because y'all lost, bro. Somebody gonna lose their life. Somebody gonna be crazy enough that's gonna get winning to get beat the fuck up and find out where one of them niggil, bro.

That's, and you know what? It's taking away to create the, the, the competitive nature in sports, bro. Now, niggas don't even know if they're jerse going to get yanked, if they lose or not. They had the game like, oh, that shit. If we lose, you know what happened right, hey, that's that fucking a lot, man. Nah, I see that jersey. Yeah, get yanked in the stab. Come in, look, oh.

Don't yank my jersey guy. Now you gotta fix the shit. Where ya go? The bling it. I got yank. You can't get yank, man. New York, y'all gotta do better, man. Start yanking nigger's jersey.

They beat the nigga down the street. Listen, I feel like... Hey, they're gonna beat by four-five niggins down the street. Those niggins are running. Knick that game up, they were like, man, go ahead, man. Get the jersey, bitch. I feel like that happened at every sporting event, though.

You always see somebody fight. No, you're gonna fight, but don't. Don't, don't, it take away from the shit talking, bro. It take away. I want to be able to talk shit and have fun. That's a competitive nature, too. Who can talk shit the best? I'm going to win the shit back.

The shit talking competition. But if this is going to result in you yanking my goddamn jersey. That shit, huh? Because I don't been yanked before. Who yanked shit by? Growing up that man yanked the fuck out, people. I knew he wasn't playing. He was like, nigga, I killed you.

I said, I believe. The way you yanked me like this. He's like, don't ever do that again. I said I won't. I learned my lesson. Can't yank. You go into the Falcons game this year? Don't start.

It go back to what I was saying earlier. I feel like every year it got to start over, though. It do. They got to renew. They got to renew. I give them four games every year. You give them four? I don't give a fuck.

What happened last season? The first four games. The only reason why I say that because it goes back to the Super Bowl game. I could have got my ad beat in a room full of Patriot fan, talking shit. If they were been pulling jerseys back then, but I would have got my jersey, yeah. If I was in a room full of Patriot fan, talking, cash,

I could tell about the looks on their faces. They like, shut the fuck up. I said, I can't. We were with y'all ass this bad. Y'all gonna fit it. I'll never get that. I lost $5,500. You lost $5,500, nigger.

$5,500. I lost my pride. 5,500. You don't understand, nigga. I cried so fucking much. I couldn't even stop. It's like the boy I tried. It was like, ooh.

Bro, those niggas. By the end of the third quarter. No games, you should never be crying over a game you're not playing. It ain't that, though, bro. Yes, it is. No it ain't. You too invested. I told you that shit.

By the, I'm going to tell you, when shit got real game, when everybody in the city, everybody in the city, Hartthaw Bean at the same time, Because you can feel it. It was like a wave. It was the fourth quarter roundabout. Three minutes left. Because we still up.

Bitch, we winning the whole game. The whole game. We winning. We just got to make it out. You can't make it out. We got to make it out. I knew it. We got three minutes.

Falcons going Falcon. Man, those nigg was just doing shit, gang. Those n'nick with just. To any real true Falcon fan, I don't see how you could let that go. I was sitting there watching that shit like, is Tom Brady really that fucking good? Brough. It was Tom, yeah. It wasn't nobody else here.

It was tongue. Man, motherfuckin' like Superman in that game. Once he caught that bitch on that nigga's forehead, I said, here it is. It's over with it. I said, that the unicorn right now. We, man, to this, man, I can't, man, shit, me ma. I'm gonna album pump. You ain't got hit the asthma pump, man.

I hate talking about that game, bro. I hate it. And I got to act like I fuck them, they every time they see me. What's up, why? What, what's up? What? What? They ain't even got nobody left from that team one more.

I saw Matt Ryan one day. I fuck with you, Matt. But boy, not that day. I kept it pushing, though. I stayed in my car. Ain't nobody even left from that team, for real, is it? Oh, we don't even know who on the team. They just got a 10-day play.

I get excited. Hey, boy, you know I play for the five. What, that's why? I don't know. That hurt my heart, bro. What's your think about the World Cup coming to Atlanta? It's a lot of pussy going to get sold. That was your first thought

What? You're not my money. FIFA fin to come. First of all, a bet, no, if you paid for an Airbnb, you spent some money on. And you're going to want a little cooch, and you're a little Airbnb. You should think that was wild shit. You don't think them girls going to the real NBA finals?

You think they really love basketball? They come from another country. To watch a soccer game, I don't think this is the pussy-bying crowd. Especially out of the country. It is. This is a pussy buying crowd. If they speak Spanish, pussy by the crowd. You think so? Oh, popi, $100.

America don't have no good PR when it comes to prostitution, because it's expensive. You can't leave your country where you're getting some ads for $30 and then come over here. Oh, they're going to be on WhatsApp. What's up? Oh, man, they're fin to get a super raise. Oh, man, they're going to turn up.

It's already lit now, but when they get here, Oh, it's WhatsApp. You have WhatsApp puppy? Oh, honey. You, huh? What? What? You think so?

I know so. I don't know if it's going to crap. They already want to come to America anyway. They think America is just like, whoa. They swear we got money. And it's a, it's a, it's a kind of like this little steed with motherfuckers in America buying pussy. They know once we get, lead the country, niggas for. niggas from America

is buying pussy all the top That's out the country though So it don't count So they know They're not buying it in America And out the country They have heard

That niggas will buy it here Because they are This a nigga in their room Jack got through buying some pussy I don't know He looked He's like I gotta do some more research

On that one Nick in Atlanta buy Yes bro They migrate To go They migrate for that shit And it's not like, like, you say prostitution, it's part of the festivities. It's more so like, it's part of the nightlife.

Like if you outside, poppy, you like that on the die. You're like, yeah, man, give me about an alphabet, bitch, I ain't, you know what I'm saying? I get to choose. It ain't like- You don't think they're bringing them with them? If you ever been across country, to them, it's normal. So they like, like you say, they do it. It ain't like, niggins just no tourist shit.

But it's cheap. Yeah, and it's a little bit regulated. But if they knew how much our money was in their money, they'll raise it up a little bit. Because they'd be talking about nothing. 80 pesos. That's what I'm saying. Coming over here and then you're trying to pay $2,000, $2,500.

That's crazy. Tell them I have a thousand pairs of those. Then you go over there, act like you have a thousand pay of stars for you, baby. No, they want $1,000. Who? The process. You said pesos, bitch. No, dollars now.

bring me 24,000 pesos. You can have? But how long can I have it? It is regular time. Damn, I wish we had a prostitute here. I don't think that they're like, I don't think they're selling a nigga had that shit. They're not selling it by the time.

It's not per minute by the minute. I think it's about a nut. Yeah. That's real. When I used to be out in the market, you know, when I used to, you know, I made sure my mind about a nut. Hold up. When was this?

Yeah, it was like, it was. Way for, why not this? Four TV, you know what I'm I wonder if it's gonna be some prostitutes in the comment, like, actually. Nah, I knew, I ain't about shit. What? My shit.

Oh man, last time I did, oh, shit. What's the most you're paid? Because I'm not a trick. I'm more so of a, I am, I'm not a hand-for-hand trick. I'm more so of a vibe trick. You know what I'm saying? Like, come with me, you can have a good thing.

time, like he ain't gonna be hungry. You'd be hanging out with prostitutes? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm gonna? Like, that's a big, that's a big thing. Them bishes be hungry, game. Hey, man, you think you know somebody until you sit down and answer some questions?

I didn't know you was hanging out with prostitutes? No, I don't hang with prostitutes. You just say you'd be taking them out to eat. They don't want to make your food. No, no, I'm saying, you're old, you're out here trying to convince her that she liked you at Nia. She is a prostitute.

This is a prostitute. Don't sit on the backwood. I pay for the light. I pay for the like me. You want the boyfriend experience. Yeah, I need all that. I walk around with my chest up. I pay for that.

Come here, baby. Yeah. That would be dope. I don't know if they even sell that. Like the boyfriend experience. You'd be like, look, I'm gonna come over here. I'm gonna get you the money. Then I'm gonna go back over there and I want you to act like you already like me.

No, it ain't that type of prostitute. Yeah, nah. I ain't pay that. Hold on. Hold on, I'm gonna go up there and then you come over and let me holl at you the regular way. But I'm paying up front. I just, I want you to act like the game that I'm spending is so cold that you're going for it. Yeah, nah, nigga.

Okay, Dad, whatever you want. No, it's a vibe. Excuse me, Miss Lady, what's your name? Huh, who me? No, it's a vibe. It ain't, like you say, it's not a hand-for-hand transaction. It's like, ah, you know what I'm saying? You got being about to sell, but I know that's going to taste.

If I fly you out, I already don't spend some money. Bitch, I could have waited until we was in the same state or anything. If I were going to do that, and I don't shout her, push up. And we're going to have a good time. Because it can easy be there. Do what niggas really want to do. Fly a little bitch out, just keep her in the room, and she was just there for that. But that boring and fuck.

That's going to pay all that money for that whole day to be in the room. You're like, brother, that shit, lame man. That sounds like sex trafficking to me. I don't I can't condone that on this platform that's sex trafficking DC you hey that's what they call it but we don't do that that's why they like being with me you be taking them out to eat they like me yeah

everybody's life they like me some fellas you hear that right the difference between sex trafficking and prostitution is food long you feed them this your friend Okay, Seth, you're not doing this when you set trafficking somebody. You're not feeding them. You put them in the cage and let them be. You avoid it to hell out my question.

What? How much would you pay? Uh-uh. What's your max? Because I'm a vibe. I'm like, give me you nothing. That's a turn on. Put the vibe out the fucking window.

This is prostitution. This is money in exchange for good. You ain't right back to set traffic. Right before said, man. You ain't here trying to set the atmosphere with a prostitute. I'm trying to make it way it's not that traffic, lo. I'm bringing five. Man, that lady wants some money.

That ain't gonna work in the courtroom. We was bivie, y'all. This was a vibe. Did you or did you not pay for sexual women? You can't pay for you for you, y'all. You see how you don't want to put the number on it. What's the number? You can't pay for no vibe.

Out of town, out the country, in America. In America. That's, that cuts it all right, that bitch. That's a cutoff, you're in America. You won't get paid like you're out of the country, bitch. You're in America. Because with my citizenship. Uh, I don't, uh, mm-mm.

Besides things, what else you think people hiring prostitutes for? But you got some just to look at them. You got a weird motherfucker that just like, just want to just look at them. You don't want to look? I just want to look. That's the shit you need to stay away from. You just want to look at the motherfucker? You crazy.

Motherfuck on the strip club and they ain't never threw no money. You heard that bit to look. Oh yeah, but something up to you. You don't need to get food. You just get in the corner. They said that you can't king chain, but some people, when you hear some of these stories,

it make you really wonder who these people are. You ever heard, like, a prostitute talking about some shit, and he was like, I want that motherfucker off the street. So? Like, this one dude gave me $10,000 to pee on his feet. We need to know who that is. See, that's shit, that's right. I don't want this motherfucker out here with the rest of us.

I don't want him out. They got motherfuckers on line talking about motherfucking doodoo don't. And I'm talking about, bro. See, see, that's wild. And guess what? A motherfucker would let a motherfucker doodoo on them. If you pull out that money, that $50,000. I won't let nobody do-duddle me.

So as you see that 50, p. You know what's even scary about that? Somebody is doing it for free. Like, that's their thing. That's what they want. That's why I don't like porn. Because at one point, they had like clips. Well, they were just showing shit that wasn't a part of this point.

I like old porn. Fuck me up. Because trick me in the thinking I'm watching a regular movie first. No, don't trick me. I don't want to turn it on in. already fucking because I'm the type I want to know why they fucking I like the old point where they used to be like hey Carol I'm here to fix your pool all right I'm done with the pool how you want to pay for this I don't know maybe we could work

something out wow wow what then this shit started playing the next thing you know they fucking like a ball yeah no they didn't fucking it took 33 minutes for them to start it fucking in the three scenes this movie two hours long yeah don't just be fucking already. They start getting straight to the point. Like black porn too, it's too weird. They interviewing a girl then out of nowhere just a butt-naked nigga with some gems on. So where you're from? I'm from Minnesota. And then this nigga walked through butt-naked with some socks and some chams on. Fuck that shit. Lay down, bitch. I can't fuck with it. I don't, you know, I don't fuck with that. That's too. I need to build it up.

You bring back porn writers. They used to be real creative. You were sitting there and just watch it before you... I'm too anxious. I just can't sit and watch it. That's really what it's for. When do you start the fuck when you walk porn? I'm ready to go now.

When did you start? Do you start when they start fucking? Uh-uh. You're like, soon as they start fucking. You're like, all right, come on, baby. Let's do it. I'll be ready to go, bro. I'm too.

I'm too ancient. That's why I need to know. Can I get it at the door? She's like, yes, bet. So now I get to chew when I want it. Being honest, I already have good porno directors no more. You remember, now that's weird. Forin used to have cinematography and shit.

That's weird. A nigga in the room while other niggins in there fucking telling them what angle the fuck to be that. No, he's getting shot. It just be the scene. It just be a coochie and a dingling right there. And that's the whole screen. For like three minutes, he ain't showed no faces.

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You sitting there watching it like, they ain't scared somebody going to walk by it, nothing. They fuck it up the shot, man. What? Like, go to another shot The porn got too raw and too uncut People started making their own porn and shit at the house They're talking about, go to another shot

Hey, hey, let me get the two Can I get the two please? Let me get the wide I can't do it, bro It'd be shit that I don't, it'd be shit that be going on where It'd be like, I was scraping him I ain't want to know how that Hey, be real, let me ask you this Do you think social media is too freaked out right now?

Yes, oversaturated It's too much freak. giving her too much too. God damn, we ain't got no imagination. You can't even say it and your phone will hurt it. They're going to show you tomorrow. Man, I can't believe you saw that girl in club with a big old titty. We ain't going to see a whole bunch of big titty tomorrow on your phone. And the crazy part, you don't know exactly what's one he's talking about. And because they stole the ones you like, the ones you've been looking at. I remember people shit used to get leaked and exposed. They were being embarrassed. They put it out there. They were ashamed. They did

delete that whole page and get another page. It's still you, Ben. But ain't no shame no more. It's just, everybody freaked out, especially social media. Social media, I don't know. That crazy. Twitter? Twitter? I stay out Twitter.

Don't you scroll. It's dark. You scroll if you want to. You gonna see some shit. You're gonna see some shit. You're gonna be like, hey, I'd hear this shit get in my algorithm. It's only, it's not even mixed. At least they're trying.

Ooh. They're trying to create, like, bring some of the elements of pouring back. I saw one video on Twitter. They was at Wendy's fucking. Girl had on the Sunvisors and everything. I'm like, what, that? Behind the counter? You shouldn't have to work at Wendy's and do OnlyFans.

Yeah, she had the Wendy's shirt on. Oh, and the OnlyFans. Yeah, on the OnlyFans. She's like, we fucking on break. They was at Wendy's. I know you're sitting the girl fucking at Popeye. I know you're sitting there, Pop-Pice. I'm good, I got on when I did.

I probably got on Ole Fahans in by 09. When I was at that stage, when I ain't get a fuck about life. Like, I don't get on. Fuck. I definitely would be on Oldenvair. Yeah. Trippy. If my career slow down-

I'm gonna do that shit. Watch what I'm gonna do to this pussy. That's gonna be my last little standing in the entertainment industry. That's gonna be the last, like, last two, three years of my career. I'm gonna be a porn star. I'm not about to let, comedians don't get to bow out. You gonna be too old, eh. Nah, I'm, I'm, nigga.

You gonna be too old, man. It's a genre for that. Baby, bring that pussy on the best comedian in the world. You'll see me coming out acting, uh-uh, somebody stepped at it. Me and your mama want you to move out. Ha! But you might be able to convince me to let you stay. Right.

Then this music, come on. Bram-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w. I'm gonna be able to make no porn. It'll be too quick. I don't know why people say that like you ever get too old or fuck. They fucking at the old- They're gonna have to put my porn in clips. They're gonna be like different days.

They fucking at the nursing home though. Keep that in mind. They catch the people fucking at the nursing home all the time. I fuck too fast. Don't have to get clips to me. Just get one good compilation. They're gonna have to get it. Oh, there were nine days.

I got three. I got four minutes. different day. Why are you fucked fast? It ain't mean, niggily. Like I chose that. That was, dick, that. You did choose that. I didn't choose that. But you be anxious?

Boy, that ain't mean. My butt, my butt, my butt been like that's in the day of time. But be ready. That why I had to learn how to be an extra round there. Oh, so you just fuck a lot of times, but it's quick. Yeah, you have to know how to do that lot. Like, you know, I got you. I got you the whole time, man. We're gonna fucking lock the day.

We're gonna fuck 11 times. Oh, we gonna fucking 11 times. For a total of 22 minutes. For a total of 34 minutes. What? I'm telling you, I knew I was geeked at one time, but I had fuck. We fuck. We died.

We both fuck because we was on drugs. To the early morning. Like when the, when the, it's bright outside. I had to stop. I started crying. I said, baby, I ain't never effed any shit like this. I thought these d'nig be capped. Talk about fucking to the morning, we fucking through the morning, man.

We both geek out of mine. Started fucking at three o'clock, sun came up at four people. Oh, we're the fuck all day. Oh, you see? No, they're by the do about a one-thirty action to like, sell. Yeah. Yeah. Only drugs can do that.

Only drugs. Only, only. Only. You got a tolerance like that with no drug. Man, you need to jail. Do you tell them or you just hit them with it? What? The quick fuck.

Oh, no. You don't never want them to get my heads up. Oh, nah, because the shit's so super. You ain't even gonna know what, you know what? You know what you're satisfied. You're like, ooh. I'm like, ha ha, feel for it again? Oh, fide with this shit, guy.

That's when you gotta know how to fuck. That's when you gotta know how to please with him. Because when you're young, you're just busting a nut. You're like, oh, no, you ain't fucking. Because the bitch's gonna tell you you ain't fucking. That's how I had to learn. The bitch said, hey, what you think you're doing? Uh-uh.

If you're doing that, boy, your name ain't gonna be bad in the street. Niggins don't need no. Man, bitch, hold me that. I respect it. That's how I got fine. She said, sit down. Let me show you some. You see that what, that little move you do to the right?

Slow down. Go to the left. I said, ooh, ooh. That what you want me to do? Turn me up. She said, slow down. You're so in the rush all the time. Slow down.

Where are you going? The pussy right here? Where you going? Slow down. That what wrong with you? Nineteen ready. Nineteen. Older, older big Thomas, she was like 34.

She said, slow down. Cool out, make love to the pussy. It ain't about how long you're going. It's about what you did to it. Now, start with. It ain't by how long you're going, about what you did to it. Because you can fuck it for an hour. I can fuck it for seven minutes and fuck her better,

nigga. Fuck you're talking about it, niggas. You didn't even worry about seven. You see nothing like in here. Ooh. What's ah? Not the seven. For the seven?

You don't know what I did in them self. I went in an overload. The bitch ain't even breathed once we started. I told the bitch hold her, bro. Seven? She ain't even over seven. Could have been quicker than that. Could have been quicker than that.

I chose to go after three for me. What fucking say, y'all? For the step. For the staff? For the cell. That ain't a regular cell. So I got about the 17, regular. Regular Sam team.

On a regular basis, I do you by 17th. Start to finish. Start the finish. Starrickly. I bought a good, solid limb. Solid limb. You're not suck. Both tithes, ate the coocher, everything.

I ain't even going for that. I ain't going for that. I ain't going for that. I'm going straight to that pussy. Yeah, both tithes. You got, I'm going out of work. No, no, no. See, what you got to do is you got to go scrape that pussy fella.

Let them know, you're on the way. I'm a booty licker. Oh my God. You need to know I'm going to get there earlier. She's like, woo, would she do that? Woo! Yeah, I'm down here. I'm already here, baby.

Let her know, whoo. Get you right, woo, bet that thing take a, whoo. Here I come. Oh, yeah, I come. Oh, yeah, come. Before you know it, I'm beating the head in, boom. She only in no it, him in the head, turn over, boom, boom, boom, be in the head. Bein the head in.

She only knows, she's another two, three times. All ready, boom. Oh shit, I ain't cane yet. I'm goin some more. Oh, that's even better. Been the head in some more. For you know, butt my nut, we go to sleep, do the shit about two more time, watch a movie.

Shit. You even booted every time? I ain't even booed every time. It was just a welcome. It's like a welcome mat. I use it as a welcome mat. You only see it when you go in or when you go out. Hey, catch your nettle.

Ah. Listen, bro. Love a nigger. bro. Love a nigga, bro. Love a nigga. I can't believe. You know when you said women be begging? I wonder if they be talking about the same shit, we'd be talking about D.C.

Like women sit around and be like, girl, I nut too fast. They do, bro. Listen, I love them type too. The one that come fast, I'd be like, boy. They be coming like, they're sensitive to. You got some women's sensual too, lo. You can do anything.

Nigger be thinking they don't fuck this bitch, bro. She's sensual, bro. You ain't did nothing. Nika be like, well, I made her come in about 30 seconds. Bruh, anybody could have did that. She's a quick cover just like you, nigger. You just gotta make sure she feel good. But the bad thing is, when they do come quick

and you don't make them come quick, that's just like with us. I come fad. But bitch, if you give me some bad-ass head, but I'm gonna be in her 20 minutes, I'm like, what in the world? I was almost there and then stop. Come on, guy.

I hate that. Y'all come. Bip me! God, right. Spot over. Oh, bit me. God, dang. Spot over.

No, you'd be feeling them teeth, bro. Like it like she's doing something. Then they go crazy and then I gotta feel more teeth. Now you got to stop the craze. Oh, hey, don't do that. You already grinding me up. The worst is when they think just because they're doing it fast, they're doing it good.

Slow down. Like y'all gotta, y'all know that though. Like y'all don't feel that shit on y'all teeth when y'all doing that? Can we feel it? That be knowing, bitched the niggie. Oh my bad, that bitch shit out of. They be doing that shit on purpose, bro. If you don't say nothing, they go keep doing it.

They're gonna think you like it. Hey, bro, you know niggins don't be saying shit. Niggas don't. Because she might stop. For the pleasure of y'all women. Y'all be having a bleeding with them. She'll get it together. Ah!

She thought we mourned and we crying. Ha! That shit good. Oh, it's hurt. It's super hurt. It hurt. Hey, man, but one thing about it, you got to love a woman, man. That's the key thing to it.

No matter what it is, just love him. If it's for a fun time or a long time, man. Love that baby. I don't give a fuck. I know you feel like to go home to that nitty. I don't get a fuck. But when you were with me, baby, don't you love me, baby? You know what they got to bring back, though?

They got to bring back slut shaming. Who? Slut shaming. Why you say that? Because, man. I'm slaying the sluts, we need them. But that's the thing why they should bring it back. What?

Because they let you know who's who. That shit used to be one of the best points of the argument. What you mean? When ladies fall out? Ladies fall out with their friends and shit, they start bringing up the slut shit. But now we live in a society where they don't bring that up no more. You know what?

I know. Bitch, you fucked everybody. Mm-hmm. Don't nobody kill no more. No, and now it's the norm. I think the social media put everybody in this out because everybody will faking it for so long. Now you can't fake it.

You can't fake it. A nigga gonna see it. Even if you post it, a motherfucker gonna see that. A motherfucker can't wait. to see if you really live and how you post. Oh, I just saw that, but I'm gonna see the nigga tomorrow. I'm gonna see what he's talking about. I'm gonna, they can't wait.

They damn they wanna see you your success, real or not. I'm about to start lying on them. They're hard to lie. Cause, no, it ain't. You know what's hard. It's telling the truth. Lying is easier than telling the truth. That's easier.

That's why a lot of people do it. But I'm gonna tell big lies. What you gonna say? Because you shouldn't be believing shit you see on social media anyway. Facts, facts. I'm going big. What you're gonna say? You bought a yacht?

No, every time, I'm gonna start doing shit, man. Nigger, this ain't steak, this dinosaur meat. Rare. One of one. Hashtag, exotic foods. You might look at a picture. You might look at a picture of me and I might say some old cap-ass shit. Like what?

Elon Musk hit me today. He's talking about buying this motherfucker. I don't know. See what he's talking about when we talk later on today. Hashtag, quit touch of shit. They're gonna be niggins in your comment, talking about, boy, I knew you, boy. Stay down to the come on, white.

Yeah. Elon fucking with you, 85% on, boy. Real shit. Nih can believe anything, but. Post the shit, post the jay. Talk to Mike today. Appreciate you sending me to eat big, bruh. I'm going big.

Damn. I wish I could, like. Folk would be asking me about them lies, though. I can't say no stupid shit like that. One of them gonna hit, though. Nah, I know my people, they'll start calling me. If I ever would say, boy, I post it up with Mike, but my phone get the ring.

Hey, boy, I tell Mike I win a 10 and a half, boy. Right now. You better at improv than that. Nick, you don't have to say which Mike. All you have to do is say Mike. Don't matter. It could have been your brother Mike Jones, Nick. Oh, we're Mike John.

Who? Mike John, nigga. You see how the truth still in the lie? See what I'm saying? That's the shit I'm talking about. I can't lie, bro. My people are too good. They too hood?

They too hood. They too hood. Oh, them the worst liars, man. Cut the bullshit. You're lying now. You just don't know it. I took them to go see Mike moving. Don't you know the motherfucker got up and watched it on the side so they could dance? Bro, they said that the mic movie made...

Man, the nitty is in the movie dance. $900 million. Bro, that shit was good. Who seen it? Who seen it? Damn, it ain't enough enough. people seen it for me to spoil it. Fuck it.

Man, that movie by him and his daddy, man. Don't spoil it. That's enough. All right. That's enough. Can I tell you what happened at the first beginning? I know what happened. I saw it in real life.

I know. He whooped his ass, man, early. Brought they had that in the American dream, though. Remember, little Mike whooped shit out Joe that one time. He ran off. He went back. You know, Mike used to beat up. That's what the part they don't want to expose.

That Mike used to beat up. Mike used to beat up. You're not him anymore, Joe. It wasn't even Joe making his brother's practice. It was Mike. He was the one that could fight real good. Do it again. Do it again.

Do it again. Daddy, tell him to do it again. Well, now he never called him Daddy. Joseph, make him do it again. I am. They're not as good as me. It was good, though. To be real, go see it.

It's beautiful. I give it on 99. Dude, I wonder if the black, I mean the Jackson family know how much black people really love them. Bro, we love y'all. But, like, as much shit that's been talked about them, I can understand why they don't really fuck with a lot of people. But they got to understand.

It's like, it's still like a billion more black folks that's what fucking. Y'all are, like, famals. Y'all have a mogul like wins. You feel me? That's something they got to be on them. You feel me? Like, we fuck. Like you have created a person.

God bless you with a person that's the greatest entertainer in the world. The world. Nika came from y'all bloodlines. There's nothing that can be said. You feel me? Y'all whole family five. Whole family five. Right.

Was born to be our entertainers as a... From kids. That shit was beautiful, though, bro. Yeah. No, that's his nephew. He did good, though. He did good. I like to play, bro.

If you ain't never seen Mike in person, that shit like seeing Mike in person. That's real. Somebody should have said this man. They should have put Mike kids in there. Ain't no way you're about to do a movie about my dad and Wayne in it. They skipped your sons and went to your nephew. Your nephew looked more like you than your real son. I don't know, man.

My, my being. Dancing, dancing, daddy. Boss we could die. Bats we could die. Beep, be, be, beep, beep, beat. Mike was one. That's one of the coolest niggins that have ever lived, bro. Mike, this is how cold he is as a black man.

I don't even know if people remember this shit for real, for real. Once you say it out loud, it sound kind of crazy. What? Mike, Michael Jackson, had a white woman have his babies and give him the babies. Right. He just went and got the baby. Didn't even tell her where she was going.

She can't even get to where he's going. Give me my baby. Once he leave, you're just a fan again. You can't just drive up to the ranch. You don't even know where the ranch is. Damn. He probably let us see it, though, like visitation. No, he didn't.

Remember, he took the baby straight from the hospital. I don't know. I'm in my bed. I ain't have a kid. Go back and look. It's public knowledge. I just looked up, I was like, do me, baby? He said it in the documentary.

I was so, I just grabbed him and I took them away. Damn. I just took them away. Watch that shit with the little Indian dude. He said that on there, can't? I think you have people crying, bro. Me? Craying.

Motherfucking, they had to go to the hospital just because they've seen this motherfucker. That's crazy, man. He never had people outside in the hospital. Oh, man. Fall out. Can't do it. My God!

The next thing you know this motherfucker on the stretch, get hit the ass and pump. He looked up to the oxymanns. He got to get a reset. Megan. All the concert footage, you see everybody in the crowd crying. I don't know who the fuck this dude was, for real. All you got to do is stand there, they're going to go crazy. Mike had the whole world convinced that he was an alien one year.

You might not remember this shit, D.C. You probably was too young. Cat, you remember the Super Bowl? What they were doing the shit, they showed Mike over there, and they were show him over there, and then he'd be over there, and we're sitting there watching this shit like, how many Michael Jackson do that guy? This nigga was on stage, then everything got dark,

and then the niggas on top of the scoreboard, and then everything got dark, and then the shit showed them on the field, and then that shit got dark. They showed about seven or eight different Michael Jackson's that night. So, this is alright. Diggas don't know how long niggas really been running the game. I'm 30. By the time I was born, don't you know Mike had I already did 25 years in the game?

Okay, check this thing. He was already. Watch this, though. By the time I was born, Michael Jackson already had a Jericho. Oh, he was going through Puerto Rican Mike. Uh-uh. This is the first Jericho. This is the off-the-wall Jericho.

That shit came out in 81, didn't. Hold on which one? I was born in 83. His first Jerry was. The little Afro girl. Because I know him about the video, dancing. No. Don't stop until you're getting up.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got the little pro. I'm on Mike. I studied that nigga growing up. The greatest.

Greatest. I don't give a fuck. And I used to sit there and be like, how is he doing this shit? A nigga don't need no, bro. I studied the nigga. He got about five moves. Five. He got the kick.

Okay. He got that little shit there. Okay. He got that little, the shit with his hat. I don't know how he do it. It must remember. That bitch ain't going nowhere. Yeah. I don't know what it is. That, that right.

Okay. He got that little motherfucker. Okay. Okay. And then he'll air blue moon. He'll let your hand know. No. He'll do that one. You don't know. He learned that from Memphis, niggas. Gangster Walk.

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Listen to Rebel Spirit season two on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Nah, he's smart enough to know that the world can only accept so much moonwalk. Right. Because they're going to go crazy. This shit going to blow up. You ever notice, Mike don't never moonwalk all way across the stage and then come back because he no daddy to fuck the world up. He going to get your stem steps. He's going to be like, look, let me just go and get this out the way.

Because if I do it for too long, y'all motherfuckers going to start acting different. Sirsaw, you know that the moonwalk is just a small piece of the shit that Mike can really do. That's like 5%. It's really a long-ass dancer. It's traditional African shit. And then he knew that the world wouldn't be able to do that shit. Like, except that if he did the whole shit. The whole thing.

Think of Mike hitting a nigga with too much more walk. That whole time. I'm just saying he's somewhere crazy, right? Like he outside at the, uh, that shit in L.A., that shit that's all the way outside at the big-ass stage, right? If he hit a 30-foot moonwalk, man, the world might stop moving or something. Ain't no telling what portal are open if Mike hit a nigga with a long moonwalk. He knew that shit was so dangerous.

He made it into a full-length video movie. Mike stayed some kids and turned into the motherfucking titanium mic at the end, niggins. That motherfucking new shit. He knew historical shit. Greatest video, greatest video all the time. Dude, do you remember the time? For sure. For sure.

Classical. But, I, man, do you remember time? That nigga had Eddie Murphy in that motherfucker, man. That's the coldest. That was the cold. When he did that goddamn, that shit, duh, nigger. That's what I'm trying to tell you, man. You lug it that Mike was just doing, like, the choreography.

Because if they just let him go off for, like, a minute straight, it's going to go crazy. But this one I'm trying to tell you, he got to fuck the world up, man. But this is what I'm trying to tell you. got showmanship. It was so much of everything was a, the nigger made sound effects to his dances. He was like, ooh. That's the magic. That's what, because he was like, I'm fucking them up. I can't give him too much of this shit. I'm like, oh, he's going crazy. Going crazy. I love this ditty. You remember Usher trying to try Mike?

What? What? Oh, we, when Usher did the glide, I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. all that he did that long-a-glide that niggins said god god why bro the nigger is the coldest game i'm gonna be real thriller if you go back and sit there and watch thriller and there's a lot of shit that happened this history is crazy they always overlooked how gangster mike was think about this i ain't mean to cut you off but this shit hit me like this michael jackson you remember the thriller video, Mike was gangster enough to walk a lady all the way home by itself, not scared with a red, motherfucking leather jacket on with the sleeves pushed up. You don't know what hoods he had to walk through with that shit on.

Did nobody trum? Even the monsters were like, if you look at the- They do what that nigga doing. They was just about to eat Mike until they heard that. That's how I'm telling he would have fucked the world up if they really just let him get off. He'd hit like three moves and the monster was like, nigger, that shit, we can learn that shit. Wesley Snipes tried to bully that nigger. For real?

You ain't bad. That nigga the cold is man. You think I'm about to let the motherfucker talk to me like that where I'm 21 deep and you by yourself for the walk man? Come on, mate. I knew Mike was a real nigga when they were interviewing in the limo. He had no side of the girl with them big old tisies. He said, he was like, oh, look her bigger tities. Oh, what's up?

You forgot. You forgot about the actual un-badged video, though. This thing is crazy, bro. When them niggas had a whole dance fight, Mike was known for having rival gangs have a dance fight, bro. On the beat it, the niggins went to dog collar around his neck. He was serious. He was gonna stab that dude.

And Mike was, he was untouchable because these two rival games. Mike, the only motherfucker who ain't. Bruh, Mike, the only nigga who got crips in blood in one spot so he could dance for. Brum, Mike went, Mike went to Brazil, man. How you doing? He's shot, they don't care about it. He said, out. In the hardest hood over there, the drug Lord said, nobody better not touch Michael Jackson.

Fuck with Mike, man. That way I said, the Jackson family, man. I know y'all probably did a lot for us as the consumers. But we appreciate y'all, but that's a masterpiece. Hell yeah. Just to be able to do that in front of the world, people don't understand what problem that shit come with, bro. As a family, they had to fight together. No, the most gangster shit he did was by a monkey.

Yeah, that's hard to talk right there. You know what? I'm so sick of these niggie. Bitch, bring me a monkey. That's the only person I could talk to at this point. It's a fucking monkey. They're going to think I'm crazy. No, this monkey's going to go exactly what I'm talking about.

Mike Jackson might have been the first black man in America with a monkey. They called them bubbles. The monkey's still alive? Yeah, the monkey still alive. God damn. How old that monkey? About 45, 50. That monkey got to be 50.

That's a good monkey, bro. That's crazy. And you think I'm afraid for one of the finger monkey? And Mike had a real monkey. He had a real monkey. But you ain't him, though. But I'm afraid for one of the finger monkey. What you mean I ain't him?

You're crazy. Nick, you, knicker. God, God. What? It's the aesthetics, nigger. That's how you know Mike was different. What? Most people have a pet monkey and be kind of scared of a monkey.

That monkey was terrified of Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. For real? He was terrified? Hey, it's this video on YouTube, man. Mike did like this. Man, that monkey set the fuck down, bro. Bubbles, you better sit your ass down.

You're gonna take your ass back the way you don't blow? That man were different, man. He had a whole fucking zoo at his house. Real giraffe. When he did the interview and the giraffe was following that nigh around there. Man. because I want the ostrich. You can have wall this shit.

I'm crazy. I want the finger mine in the asher, but Mike got a mic, he got a damn a monkey monkey and a giraffe. No, that's greatness, nigger. You got, you on that level.

You think. Mike Tyson had some tigers. I ain't doing that one. It's already hard to train pit bull. I'm okay. What? I'm okay. Can't take one of them out of day habitat.

No sir. Even though that is a big cat. That's the most dangerous one. Oh, straight, buddy. Would you take a picture with the tiger? I want to do that shit, but I know that's, that's crazy. I'm not playing with life like that. Have a big-ass-line put in hand on my head.

Hurry up, rotate the picture. In the moment, that nigga, then tap my ass up. You got me fucked up. I'm a big believer in fuck around and find out. Yeah, me too. That'd be the time. You don't have to find out if you don't fuck around. Come on.

But if you fuck around, you will definitely find out. The fuck around. Right. One for you to find out. Right, you're not supposed to be. taking no pictures with no fucking tiger. I don't go fuck. What abdu who told you about the damn tiger? I don't either.

He's okay. He would not bite you. He's going to bite you. This is how you know tigers must be fucked with. Sigfried and Roy out in Vegas, right? These motherfuckers have been dealing with tigers since it was allowed for people to be dealing with tigers. He, these are boy, they're breeding tigers.

Right. These are their tigers. Right. They sleep in the bed with them and everything. One of them got ate up by my fucking tiger at the show. Mm-mm. No. Fuck them up.

They used to do the show in Vegas. What happened? Sigfried and Roy. The tiger ate his ass. Man, what? Caird Blue Moon, you might have to get your dog in order. Brow-a-da-hurt. Don't work, baby me.

But tigers, they spiteful. They'll remember shit. That shit might have happened from he was a little puppet or something, Nick. Been going to do that shit. Yeah. Yeah, nah. Saving up on his head. No, that why I do a little finger monkey.

You ain't gonna go too big. Get you a mushy. Uh-oh, what that mean? I'm gonna get a finger monkey, man. They say they cool, bro. You're gonna fuck with, Joe? Yeah, man, that's fucking. Why you so damn smooth, bro?

No nothing make you mad. Even when you surprised you mad, Jayo, huh? Oh, man, you surprised. You're surprised. You can get a damn show pop there. Yeah, yeah, I get a finger monkey. Yeah, I get a finger monkey. Yeah, I get two of them.

They might have a llama. Brat a llama, bro. You see, what's some of the wildest shit you've seen on social media this week? People in person named Michael Jackson. Like, the people who be acting like Michael Jackson, like, really who, like, think they're, like, they think they might.

Yeah. Yeah. Why isn't that crazy to you? Could, bro. You're not Michael Jackson, bro. You're out here with a whole wig on everything, Makele, everything. I think of you might.

I think we need them at this point because we really still ain't healed from losing, Mike. But don't get mad when somebody tell you you don't look like Mike. Don't get heated. Hey, bro, you don't really look like Mike. Don't say that.

Don't forget the thugby about that shit. I am, Michael. You're going to fuck around and see somebody who looked too much like him and that's going to scare the fuck out you. I'm telling you, you go see the plate that nigga look like Mike. That shit, fine.

You got to go see the play, bro. I'm going to check it out next time it's a roadway, man. If you had it on Broadway, me go check it out. You see the Michael Jackson, man. Go fuck with the family, man. Pretty much watch anything about Michael Jackson besides that Flex Alexander shit. Man, I fuck with Flick. I'm not watching that.

That was the most disrespectful Mike's shit ever. Ah, and I fuck with Flit, bro. But, but, bruh. That bit came on TV One game. I can't even believe the studio, man. I love Flit. I love you. I'm not watching that one.

I love you, man. Damn, I hate, I hate my OG had to go through that shit. God damn. I watch American Dream all the time, but I'm not watching that one. Damn! I think that was a bit. Oh, I'll do it, watch this. Let's see.

Let's see. Hell no. Damn, OG. I love one-on-one. Yeah? I love one-on-one hand-down, that's my shit. But that's my Jackson shit. My favorite flex shit is when he was the DJ didn't make it in juice.

Oh yeah. The Queen Latifah Cuss them out. For the show. He fought with the show too. Come on the show, OG. Yeah. He gonna come. He used to be a dog on the uptown comedy club too.

Oh yeah. Yeah. What you got going on, man? What's up, man? My old hoes. What'd you mean? Huh? What'd you mean?

I'm had two cougars as about you. Well, you know, I'm big on. Ted Carlo. Don't tell me that. I said you want me to tell them just like that? She said, yeah. They always ask for you, bro. Every time I go so well, I was just wondering that.

Because everywhere I go, I don't care where it is. It's going to be one dude that I always say, Hey, when you see DC, tell him I'm on his head. Butter be looking at, and they always have something that they've been saving for you. It always be a niggins say he going to say something, but I'm the show star, he don't say nothing. Hey, but I'm the show star, the more yeah.

I'm like, please don't. Because I just seen your outfit and your shirt and your show, girl outfit. Yeah. I came over two of them already. They be on me. I bet the young niggas, I just surrender. They're like, hey, call off on your head, boy.

You got me. You got me. You got to go all the way. Even when the shit don't hit, you got to keep going, because they ain't going to start. I let them get three. Fuck that. Yeah, yeah, y'all get you three.

Three good ones. Because them gonna be your best three. Doing the ones you've been waiting to say. Yeah. Uh-huh. And they give me time to think of shit. I'm like, yeah, you get one. Well, you go.

That too? Three strikes. That's his car. You're like, how is his transportation? Those are to think about real shit where it hurts. Oh, walking-ass-a-diggled, why didn't still up and standing around that? Shout out to all them people, though, man. They want to know where everybody at.

I remember a niggas saw my daddy, bro. He saw how old my dad was. That's why the school I went to, bro. They used to just say personal shit. When the niggins saw how old my dad was, bro, he couldn't wait to say that shit the next day at school. Like, let everybody know my dad was 75. Everybody, John Daddy, 75.

I'm like, let's him. I'm laughing because I know that shit hit. But it hurt. Newfound was in that bed. It's like when the rules slow down, you see everybody, they're like there. He was a thing like there. I'm like, ooh, that hurt.

Oh, he got your head. He got me. He got me. But then I went over here at house. I saw how the roaches. Oh, I was in that big collecting that die. It was like, my brain were like, beep, meep, meep, me, roach here, roast here. Check on with the bed.

Beech, oh, shit. What? I'm going to hit ass. What? I'm gonna hit air I can wait to go to school in that day. I wait at 9 o'clock

per period. What's up? What's up in my head? What's up? My head? That's about the wrong thing. What did you see in the man? Here, here, here.

He got me fucked up, boy. He lied. I took a picture on. Boy, I'm telling you, bro. Growing up. That she used to be recklessly. Don't think would say something personal that was never supposed to reach the school.

You saw that picture frame on that shelf? But who the ugly lady is on that picture frame? My great-unt? Big yellow dress wearing that. My great-untie. Nicking, you're going to tell these four by my great-untty. Oh, boy. It's up, bitch.

I can't wait to see your fault. It's up. But that's the four. But they used to roast That's all we used to do, man. Because we stayed at the end of the road and shit. So all we do is just roast all day long. I'm talking about soon as the nigga hit the bus stop

to be outside waiting on the nigga. Start hitting the motherfucker as soon as they come out of the dough. But this is the thing, though. The roast be so bad where you questioning, are you friends? You're like, this can't be my friend if he just told these folk this shit.

And you know, like, no, this is your father. This is your ride to die. But this is how shit go. Tined up. Say some shit with that nigga don't want to fuck with you no more. Poppy's ass. Poppy's ass. Hit him.

What? I remember one time a nigga took me out so bad in my neighborhood. I'll tell me all. None of my shit were working. Every time I land one, the folk would be like, every time he said something, that shit was boom, boom. And I'm just in there taking it. I had to feel that shit about three hours.

That one made me a monster. All right, man. Let's get this shit started. Are you ready? Yeah, the guest here. The guests are here. I thought we was going home. The guest said, I thought you were to say, welcome back 85 stop.

Thank y'all for coming. Nope. Who, who, who, who, J-O. Damn. They're here. People don't understand, brother, how we work. And we'll be right back after these messages. See?

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