The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Witness Protection Wig ft. Chrissy Too Real & Ronnie Jordan | Ep. 71

Episode Date: March 3, 2017

The crew talks about everything from #HurtBae to Nicki Minaj and Remy Ma to black love. The Oscars went crazy from Steve Harvey and all the meme's to Halle Berry's hair and ChrissyTooReal known for her wigs had to make a comment. This is the best comedy podcast! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Parano advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said. They might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got T-L-A. In the building

Say what, say what Say what you got Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stacking ass You gonna be in New Year's in church With your stacking ass

You gonna go straight back to work With your stagging ass While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stacking ass Hold up your alternated on work With your stagin' ass Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stagging ass

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Them n'niko fun'n' hanging with that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tellin where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid But I might jump on the plane

And Pau-A-Voula-La-Franet I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities I'm gonna went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey

Nigel went to Germany And felt some different titty Hey And a niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed

I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitch is walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize But then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I'm crazy man

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You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy baby give me some of that pussy girl

look that smell but I want to smell but I want to fuck no pussy got a smell but I won't fuck no see that shit got a smell but I'm a pussy got to smell but I'm a pussy got to smell

but I'm a fuck no look how professional we are down here at the 85 South show shine see this shit putting lightbul I was in. Recycling. I used to do that shit right before I go to class. Eating locally and shit.

That why I don't get greedy. You greasy? Yeah, like I'm supposed to be in a busy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting greedy. Here you go, God, damn. You got this fun. No.

85, so I need a lighter, bro. The lighter's hard, bro. Y'all, Astray game cold, too, though. I'm gonna order one of them. Purple drink. Purple drink. Y'all throw the two buttons in with the shirt or a hat now. But I just got the buttons in.

this week. Yo, oh shit. Listen to that. That shit sounds good in the motherfucker. Let's check everybody's levels. Brady, give me a check it. Yo, you'll turn me up, be. Yo, son, you sound mad crispy, son. Brady, say something. Let's see. I sound great. What do you, can you hear it though? Yeah, I can hear it. Chrisie, let me hear you. I can't hear nothing. You're lying. Good drink. Spread my weed, man. Let me find my ill. You used to treat my mattress like a ATM. ATM.

Born number nine, and my favorite sin. We ain't bawling. Well, I'm just saying. First of all, I can hear a boat. You can hear the boat? Yeah. You might be lying to yourself.

No, I hear. I don't know. We got the wig game proper. I'm going to just take it off a little head phone. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Just lead a wig. Next motherfucker with a wig.

Yeah. I got a new one. You got to kick off an Oscar talk now. For real. The Oscar talk. We'll talk about this shit. We're going to talk about that shit. Why not?

I ain't watched it either. I just saw the highlight. I know they fucked the moonlight over. Steve Harvard. It's a distraction, man. It's a distraction. It took away from the winner. You didn't get no action.

Yeah, they did that shit. You can just fly to my in my emball. You ain't get the fuck off on the phone. You ain't get no action. You know, you mean, I don't think there's a little thing. I think the one that. I'm sorry. Yeah.

Who said that? Oh, I think so, too. That's me, but I'm just a crazy conspiracy, nigga. Yeah, man, they try to take the glory away from the... How we're looking over there? How are we sounding? Hello? Let me get two Cigarillo's and 40 on Pump 3.

You're saying. I love how the show just comes in, though. That's the dope. That's exactly what I said. Just keep talking that shit ever, bro. I look, I'm a fan. I'm a fan, man. How long you've been a fan?

First time call, a long-time fan. I'm Ronnie from Poughkeepsie, New York. Hey, my man, Ronnie. How are you doing up there? Hey, man, Poughkeepsie. It's cold, man. I want to come to Atlanta, man. Fucking turn up, yo.

The way you guys talk Atlanta is amazing. So cool. We appreciate you listening, man. You stay tuned up there. I'm a man, Ronnie calling up from Kipsey, Pennsylvania. Rebel Radio, bro. Got all your shirts. Get all my shirts

Talk that shit, man Hey man At least you got some Some scenery in here Man nice ladies In the house Respectable women Yeah, some nice

Respectable women You know Like the way that sounds Yeah Classy ratchet Don't nail one of them Like they did Ain't before ever

What the fuck I jumped out that dinner Bro we're not about to start Right there We're gonna save that for like Minute 19 We're gonna save that for like minute 19 We're gonna

put a marker on that for minute 19. That's how a dick is jump off the kickback. It's a thing at the party, fuck the whole party. Ladies, now that you know where Ronnie's mind is, you can adjust accordingly. Yeah, calibrate. I would

never. I'm married, though. I wouldn't never ask you know. I've been married. I've been married 12 years. Oh, that's fancy. What a blessing. And you ain't never step up. No, never. Oh, okay.

I was just asking. And God bless them. That's why both of his sons look just like him. That's why God blessed you. That's when you're out there cheating on your baby, mama, that's why your kids just come out looking like random man's people. Like old men. Yeah.

Yeah, God punish you. I'd bring a PlayStation on purpose, so I won't fuck with bitches. Wow. That's smart. Well, not just it's just idle hands, man. You know what I'm saying? You got to have your mind occupied, man. You know. That's beautiful. You find a little loud, order some

pizza or something. Ain't no love. like black love black love is real is it real she know I'm doing it for her she's like you did you get your game yeah yeah I got that place tell him about that black love that black love real but I did it before it was cool though you know what I'm saying I've been married like when you started that black love I saw that shit about she we had two-way pages got now what shit that old shit got that we were together before to marry

oh man get the fuck out of here I bought her her two-way pageer, brother. That how serious shit wore-in' back then. We was their hair is taking pictures with goddamn polo shirts on together, my nigga. So you've been doing this? Been doing this shit.

These boys got that lame, but I've been going wrong. Do you know how you got to go wrong? You got to trust somebody. 85. 85. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South show. That is the perfect place for us to come in. That's how you come in.

That's how you come in. That might have went over their head and got a little bit on their face. You get it? Hey, man, I'm the comedian. I'll be here all weekend. Hey. It's your man, Carlos Miller.

We're kicking it 85 South, so you already know who we got in here the day. We got it. Man, we got Brady. We got Brady and everybody. Brady, they've been asking about you. Where the fuck you been doing?

I was working and shit. And shit? Y'all know I'll be looking for them coins. You know the most. The most important part that you said was N-Shit. So, hey, in the black community, the N-Shit is real important. Man, what y'all doing? Cooling this shit.

That's like an exclamation point. N-Negger, that lets you know that there's a lot more going on than what I originally said. And I really can tell you at the time. It's a whole bunch of N-Shit going on. Yes, for sure. Speaking of N-Shit, you got the mixtape that you're working on. Your EP? The EP.

The EP is coming real soon. It's called Blame it on my past. I will. That's what I do when I meet most chicks. Blamed on their past. What happened in your past? We can't go to the future. What happened in your past, then we can blame it on?

Oh, kind of shit. Bad business deals. Niggas fucking me over. That's another bad business deal. You let it take two people to fuck. Hey. Hello. Hi, we're here.

Hey, man. We got my other home girl in here today. Chrissy too real. What's up, Chris and too? Oh, don't get shot now. Much shit you talk on. You've been talking crazy. You said coming soon, too.

Oh, shit on. We come a toy. Everybody got to. a mixtape playing. I know. I need to have one by the time you get to my intro. I'm going to have one. And my other partner in here with me today. Rani Joy. What's up, man, Ronnie Joe.

Mix tape comes soon, EP dropping on 85 South Show Records. You got a mixtape and an EP coming. I got a mixtape and I got my own Krisper Kreme donut coming out. It's just a lot of shit that I got going. I can't even tell y'all about. That's black history like a motherfucker. I'm going to get my own

donut, my nigga. How are you going to go out? Where you taking it? What? You're going to have barbecue sauce in it, man. What? Get the fuck. Next level, right? She blew your mind

by that little ain't got a little meat in it. Wrapped their baking barbecue don't a But they got that already

I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I saw a I saw a fucking donut that watermelon cinnamon roll in the middle

of that motherfucker I was like these niggas some gangsters Yeah Who the fuck figured that shit

out A nigga who was high That's that that loud That's that loud dude I'm a nigga that's high

Speaking of being high Shout out the Backwoods We've been blowing Backwoods We've been blowing good backwoods over

I just smoked like 11 15 backwoods I got my backwoods the day I had to do a real YouTube tutorial to learn how to roll backwood nigga I didn't I didn't I got you gotta use your squirrel fingers Would you tell me about the veins

You said man nigga you get if you get one with the vein in it You got to pull it out you You got to throw it away Your whole night messed up Your whole shit That bitch is unroll in your pocket You'd be like

I got a pocket full of green The worst shit of the worst shit About the backwood is one motherfucker Half roller and it's wet And then you try to hit it And all the weed Fall on your shirt And burn your shirt up

How about when a nigga wet the backwood And it close up The wet mouth ass smokers You're not welcome You're not welcome Hey man Y'all some beautiful black people And speaking of beautiful black people

I was watching the Oscars The other day I like how you did that The other day I like how you did that The day You see how I'll be studying You know the transition game

And shit I was watching the Oscars I thought Denzel was gonna win that bitch I saw fences I thought the nigga did this motherfucker thing You gonna talk to me You just gonna look at me I mean y'all talking to

We were talking to you too You didn't watch the Oscars I ain't watched I'm wretched Y'all got to talk about ratchet shit I said I ain't watched the Oscars Me' man you're come on man Niggas then bootleg the whole The whole Oscars on Instagram

They cut all the white people Yeah I can do is look at the timeline Go to your explore page right now I look there What I could see on the Shade rules like everybody else. Shade Room is the ratchet cable. I ain't seen it.

Shade room is a ratchet cable TV. Look, I got internet Wi-Fi and it comes with four channels. Damn. If you ain't on the list. So you're probably going to see the shit about next weekend. You ain't made the cut.

The taxes ain't drop over here. I didn't know you was going through that shit. Wow. You see the blue beetle out there. That was your red. Yeah. You see it's a wrecked. I thought you was not touchable.

You know, when I bent the cup. of corners and it was over. Well, you know, you can't be out here curving niggas if you got a dent in your car. You got to give every nigga who ass. You can't with your game flat. How are you going to be out here choosing? No, because this niggas that ain't got called there. But what if your shit run hot?

You're going to need a dependable nigger with some jump-a-kables. The engine is going to tie you go flat. You know how the chance to tie you? My ex-put. Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're going to stop, right?

You said your ex bought you for new time? Four new time. Yeah. Man, salute to that nigga, man. Hey, that's a real. Oh, shout out to him and his old lady. She's pregnant right now.

Hey, man. She's not. Got a lover. Look, anytime we hear about a black man doing something good, we promote that type of shit. Man, we might kick you off the goddamn panel. We might have to kick you off the panel. We did not know you was sneaking pink wee-weewee.

This was. It was. Sneaking and getting them pink wee-weeys. He got to be, he's masking if he got you some ties. You dated about the... What was his nationality? What is he? Don't hold your breath.

African? Korean. No. So his dude is all. No, no. This was before, but my ex, I just got out of a relationship. That's what he's in a race. Listen, y'all, I just got out of a relationship.

What happened? We got an answer. What happened? He dumped me. Damn. No, inauguration day, y'all. Oh, shit. Wow.

What the. Fuck, man. How you let a little dick that dump you? That ain't the one that dumped me. Oh, who knocked you? Damn, you'll be finding these niggins fast. This is what I'm telling you. You only date Korean dudes?

That's what it is. That's why me and the Korean are still good friends because we dated years ago. Oh, he's the one who bought you the fire station. My ass, I've been out of relationship for four. I ain't had sex in four months. Shit. Wow. You know what sex yourself count too, but you want a red ball?

I don't want no penetration. You want my whole to stay little. Wow. Like a mouse. Shout out to all the little holes out. Little holes out. Because if you put in a big old deal on, you know, it's going to get. Why?

Shit, after about 90 days, that pussy just reset. Uh-uh. No, I won't mind to be a little cuda pouch. Cuda pouch. That's why you fuck Korean dudes. That's funny as hell. No. No.

Now, that sounds like some good shit right there. It's kind of racist, but it's funny. Hashtag Cudda pouch. I ain't going to say all that, but that. Cudipo. Cooter pouch. That hair down, they'll be straight. like a Chinese bang I can't

So hold on, wait You got a Korean dude Is his mom on like a man I'm not about to discuss Weewees today This ain't weewee is the hell Like you're gonna have some She was fucking the hair plug

That's what it was Got it 10 for Chinese bang got up with a song Through that guy out of that man You're giving the keys out to these girls out here If you're trying to get your weave The hair together Yeah

Get you a Korean dude We're not no haters over here My gloves are the yellow and black and yellow No, shout out to that for us. She's just giving the black girls a game. You need to go to the other team a little bit, right? You got to go far.

No, don't go. Don't go. I've been thinking that I need to try you out a different way. Don't do it. Because, don't do it. Black niggas ain't. It's not. Damn, that was racist.

Black niggas? Really? Black niggas? No, because it could be some Korean diggers. It could be some white niggas. No, he's a great guy. Him and his old lady about to have a baby. They are just wonderful.

You are over there fucking up. She just can't have to them. No, they are wonderful. He's telling too much energy. When he's happy, we're all happy. That's who watched this show. He still the hair plug, though. Do you know who this podcast is for?

This podcast is for niggas who still take care of their ex and shit. That's who watched this shit. Well, look at God, I'm going to pull it up on the plug. Oh, yeah. The 85 South Show for real niggas who, no, once you fuck with a bitch, you got to take care of. You can't have her value going down and make it look like she fell off after she started fucking with you. If he needed me, I would help him, too. Man, we like bestie.

I don't know about that. that best this shit. He won't a little shot of that plus. No, he wants to put some

in a little old. Just see what he say. No. Text him right now. I was too ratchet for him.

He got him a nice wholesome thing now. Oh shit. Is she Korea? Let me ask you this. How ratchet are you though?

Like what's the middle class ratchet? No, I'm not. Y'all don't know what real ratchet is. On the scale from

from playing my hot Cheetos to to Takis like what? No, I'm in the middle. I'm like, no, but when I get my taxes

I'm going straight Caucasian on their asses. Don't talk to me for two weeks, bitch. It sounds like you've been planning on these taxes for us. How many kids you got to be having this much? Okay, let's play the 85 South show. I just got my taxes back game. Let's go it out.

Okay, we got Chrissy 2 Real in the studio today. Let's just say hypothetically. How much are you expecting a round and about estimated figure? Get it with their five grand. You cannot ask any black person some stuff like that, no. I sit around. We don't ask you. We don't ask a lot.

A couple. Yeah, yeah. All right, a couple. A couple. I don't know. What you, what you say you spend it already? What you're going to spend it on? Did you hear that?

Did you hear that start? Yep. That's our little check. That's a 40 checkup. How you spending this money? Well, okay, let me tell you. When I thought my money was going to be. in my bank account that morning

I had already said bitch I'm not eating noodles in the morning I ain't even going to have no water ready at all to drop that noodle packet in the No you eat ramen noodles in the morning time Girl all that soy Flores are great anytime of the day You got to do what you got to do

I have been eating sadly fellas do you hear this shit It is beautiful women out here in the city of Atlanta telling us no and not texting us back waking up eating motherfucking noodles No one for breakfast No you eat a chicken and the morning and beef in that afternoon.

So you mean to tell me you got a dent in your car and you eat noodles for breakfast and you still curving niggins. You got some nerve. Who is in my inbox to know that I'm curving niggas? You're telling you. You said that. I never said a curve niggum. All right, we're just trying to see.

Now, on my Snapchat, a guy just inbound me was like you said I was too young, but I just got five five bands on my tech. No, baby, you old enough. I was just playing you're old to know. Brown this time in your. Brown, this time of you, everybody be cute to the buff.

Hey, what's up, sure? Damn your skin doesn't clear it up. She left Korea, the Korean. She needs to fuck with a fat dude. That's what you need. That boys be the best. Fat dudes are going to treat you right. You would never know what news tastes like.

I knew the nigger was going to start to listen. Yeah, not for me. Not for me. I'm just saying. You're playing PlayStation, y'all, keep tripping now. Hey, I'm just saying, man. I ain't never heard of a fee. That shit hurt my feelings a little bit.

Like, who the fuck is let her go through this? Hey, man, I'm glad we got all these people of different variations of the show today because y'all get all Ronnie Jordan is married you've been single for four months and you've left your nigger I ain't really shit else out of here in the street

Big Nicky come to your house with a pack of thick-cut baking nigga this nigga is going to be the guy fellas we got to start showing up with groceries That's what they basically were saying Fuck a date guy that ain't No, I got to go white

We gotta go out of Caucasian Colcassian Hold on, wait a minute This is the 85 South Show I could not promote no pussy to the white man I am sorry I cannot endorse this Well after this I'm going white You're going to be the last time you see Chrissy on this bitch

She's going to Rebel Radio She's going to be over there with Randy and Stevie Rebel Radio welcome back to 92 a.m. Rebel Radio We finally got this one up here today We got a live one up here today Listen here she's all the way down there from South Georgia She come up here. She had her boots hanging all out.

We put a t-shirt on. You're not going to be in here like that, young lady. We're going to make it respectable. She's going to Bible study tonight, too. I said, look here, lady, you're not at the Waffle House right now. You're going to put your, you're going to put your kazungas up. You can leave, you're not going to walk around here with those kazungas hanging out. You can leave those noodles at the house.

We got breakfast around here. I got, hell, my brother, Randy's in the hospital. He dropped a damn chainsaw on his foot. That's why I called all y'all up here. How did he get help? Did he have Obama care? No. Did he get his Obama care?

He does have his Obamacare, but, you know, he still had a little bit of insurance from being a volunteer firefighter, too. I thought he was a coal miner. Well, that was years ago. They kick him out the mine for smoking cigarettes down there. So he has expest his asses and cigarette? Yep, he was down there, man. Yep. All that.

Double black lung. Oh, let. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. We got some cuties up here today. We're going to have a car wash late on. Make sure you mail in your request. We still got a few tickets left to the Jaroal concert.

We got some murder ink tickets. Irv Gott is going to come up here at 2.30. He's going to do a radio drop for us. We've been reaching out to 50 cents. We followed him on Instagram. He didn't hit us back. yep so we're trying to get all the old rappers back together are you going to get naughty by nature i really like that well listen here after

after what cameron said about jim jones i just can't listen to dipset no more dip set don't feel right no more i just can't listen to it no more knowing that these niggas were mad at each other whole goddamn time i can't be in the bird gang if i know it's beef over and cameron drank that pepsy it was no more Pepsi in there can was empty jesus christ speaking of Pepsi we got to give a shot at out the Pepsi and Coke. They both sponsor us. We're the first

we're the first station to get both of them to agree to give us money. That's what's up, man. All right, man. This shit crazy. Can we get in the comments? Do you ever watch this show? You don't have to. I appreciate you coming, though. This shit funny. Sometimes.

It's funny. Most of the time. I watch it on your page. But look, this is the type of shit. These are the type of people who watch this shit. Listen to this comment. First of all, look at the name. Your girl, O. Smith. I'm struggling on my love for Clayton and Carlos. I should fuck them both, just not at the same time.

She's classy. Keep it. Stop clapping for that, man. That's not no motherfucking accomplishment. Do you really think that I want some second place, pussy? You can't put me in another nigga in the same pussy. In the same shit. No, I'm just, no, because it's like when I get some pussy, I get some pussy.

It ain't no room for nobody. I like how she said, go fur, though. No, man, I get my own pussy. I ain't sharing. You can give it to him. It won't be sharing if he should get it after. Two goddamn hamson to be out here. Hamsombson.

Like my old, man, I'm too goddamn hampsom to be goddamn out here. He's pulling around with this rigmarrow. That's what my granddad used to say. I'm too goddamn handsome, man. I ain't goddamn sharing no pussy. Dub Jones. Carlos needs to drop a mixtape and a comedy special ASAP. I agree.

All right. All right, listen here, man. The mixtape is in the process. We're doing all type of experimental music. We was doing some shit with the acoustic guitar the other day. Nigger, we really, we're not just about to do no nigga shit. It's going to be a reggae song on that bitch. We got a rock song that we're working on.

We got a motherfucking waltzing song that I'm yodling on this bitch. I'm going everywhere that you. You're going to have an EDM song? It's six chapters of trapped in the closet on this motherfucker. Oh, you're going deep. It's not just a mixtape. It's going to be like a movie, too, because we're going to shoot all the shit.

Just wait. You pull him a Beyonce. Motherfucking, right. Fuck around and go platinum on these niggas. What this niggins say? Boondock Slim. Carlos. I had this bra ask me if I had a girl yet.

I told her, hell no. Like a real nigga. I'm the side nigger of the year nominee. She said, why? Less responsibility? less pressure? I told us side niggas got more responsibility than the main niggas because

they don't handle the business like they need to. Please explain to these folks bitches and hoes, etc. How side niggas make the world go round. The good thing about this comment my nigger is I don't have to because you just did.

He just broke it down. You just did. And I give you a clap for that. It was so well put. It was well put. It was well put. You left nobody. out. He said the bitches and the holes, et cetera. The et cetera covered so

many branches. Okay. Oh my God. Most definitely the side niggas have way, way too much responsibility. We are responsible for so much information. The dudes and the don'ts, the a ins and the ips. Shit, we're the niggas who will be out there trying to make

her dreams and shit come true. Wow. You cheap ass. Who you think he buying all their goddamn gays and keeping them nails done and getting their goddamn wig and shit? all tightening up. Sired niggas out here making shit possible. Eat a pussy,

slinging good dick, sending your girl home happy to be with your ungrateful ass. The next time you see a nigga, you should have them, salute them, pass a blunt to them, a buy a nigga, drink, or something. Man, I get emotional

when niggas ass me shit like that, man. Because it's not just a title. It's a way of life. Nick, I have to eat a certain diet to be able to handle this type of shit. What kind of diet? What's the side nigger diet? The side nigger diet?

Oh, nigger, it's packed with protein. Packed. Packed. Because niggins don't know. Protein is the secret to slang a good dick. You got to drink your water. You got to throw you some sugar in that bitch. You got to be well-rounded.

You can't eat a whole bunch of fast food. You got to eat at least one home-cooked meal a week. One home-cooked meal? Man, let me get. Go ahead, bro. I'm going to write the goddamn book, man. I ain't have time to talk to these, niggins. It was break seven LWB says,

have Ronnie call Steve again. Keep grooving. Ronnie cool as a fan, mate. That's. Don't tell me, man. Oh, I thought it was two. I thought it was too. He thought it was a run on sentence.

I thought the guy there was run on sinners. I said. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney. The podcast where silence is broken and stories. are set free. I'm Ebene and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the

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The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. He had, bro. Hey, man. That's why I brought him in. It sounded right, bro. That's my problem in school. No commas, nigger. All gassed.

You are as a fan, see, duh. Hey, man, you got to be cool, man. This nigger name, keep on grooving. I wonder how these people come up. That's how you, see, that's how people come up with their at names and shit, you know, now you got to hold another. Bro, because you know, like, when you set your profile up, if you're like, username, keep on grooving

oh that shit pretty and it was available though that's the crazy man right like how long you didn't have to say you know it's another nigga who tried to spell it just like that he had to flip it like the original keep on grooving he got to throw a number on that bitch

oh shit so he said he wanted me to call uh uh branks Brake 7 LWB says hey have Ronnie call Steve again Do y'all even want to get back in that studio? Because they don't know the context of it. You know, Steve Hart, y'all was in Steve Harvey's studio a while back, and I called and tried to leave a voicemail.

Y'all didn't even give a shit. Man, we tried to, we've been leaving Steve voice, we just gave up. Y'all gave up? I like this shit, though. We left Steve, we left Steve voicemails, and this nigger then called Charlemagne. Ain't that crazy? We left all of them goddamn voicemails. This nigga and called Charlemagne.

That's crazy. Then went up to see Trump. Ain't that crazy. Yeah, after that shit, we were like, bro, we're straight. We're just going to grind. When we saw that niggins come out with Donald Trump, we were like, man, we're just going to focus on our own shit. Maybe it's God.

They were God. That was God, bro. That was the sign. Like, bro, he don't fuck with us like that. No way, bro. We're going to go on here and we're going to just put our heads together and just, you know what and just do what we've been doing, you know what I'm saying? You got to trap it out sometimes.

That ain't what God wanted for us, bro. Amen. Shit, now it all made sense. God know what he's doing, man. I don't never question the man hey man Brady what's up what they're talking about

Darian said the tape is fire but where is quote unquote that pussy got a smell with Brady fine ass on the background vocals I need the studio version see what happened with I don't know

we're working on it We can do that That can happen That can really happen That's a classic It's a classic bro It's a 85 South show Classic

I feel like every time I go on live That is the most The fans deserve a studio version of that. You need, I've been telling you to fuck with the show. You don't want to do it. Oh, she's sleep. She's sleep on the early last.

We know hit, right. She got hits. Look, we just got the numbers back last week. This podcast is ranked, ranked number one amongst baby moms, niggas on, niggas on. Hey. We got, look, we got all the old niggas that work at the airport listening to this shit. Them niggas who'll be putting the luggage on with the knee pants on. I never understood why the fuck they needed knee pads to put.

Hey, them niggas will get your iPad for $40, my niggins. But all them niggas who be, like, just walking up and down old national all day, they fuck with us heavy. We got white people in Colorado tuning in like, dude, you niggas are funny. Like, don't say that, but we get it. You know what I'm saying? Like, we got some Muslims who live in Philadelphia, you're fucking with this shit. Black Muslims, like just niggas who don't eat pork. The Amish people, they don't like the cussing, but they fuck with the show because it's us.

Yeah. Like, man, we don't hear the language, buddy. I saw it from the beginning, man. I saw it. Y'all, y'all got, y'all built the brand over here, man. Y'all got a strong, goddamn. Y'all got a strong thing going on, man. I like it.

I see what y'all are doing, brother. Hey, and y'all got them hoodies in the four-ex, so I ain't, I ain't mad at nobody. Man, we got the fucking hooties in the four-ex, nigga, called us and said, shit, y'all ain't got no six-ex. Like, god-down, bro. My, my, nigga, do you know how much fucking fabric that is, bro? Right, like, dude. God, do you understand that, even if we did have six X, when we go get them

bitches, they're gonna charge us extra because it's a sick. Hey, that's what I sell my shirt. This nigga don't get that part. The niggas bigger than me be like, bro, how you ain't going? I'm like, bro, I'm not that big. I'm, I get what I need, you know. If you're like, damn, bro, the nigga, be like, you ain't got a nine. Nine, nigga, you're dead,

bro. That's my 600 pound life, nigga. You got to go. See, a lot of that shit is just a diversion. Niggas trying to ask you for some shit that you let they know you don't have, so they don't have to buy the shit you do have. Like if you're selling t-shirt, they'd be like, you ain't got no sweatpants

damn y'all don't got a thought though if you would have had sweatpants I would have got them though I just don't like when people punk fake in the comments like I got to get me one of them shirts when they see Carlos wearing the blessed day up shirt

but I'm about to get me one now I look right in the e-commerce oh yeah they'd be lines they'd be flexing man I'd delete the comment I don't get the love on my shit hey man I buy t-shirts like a motherfucker I bought the uh

the like anytime them little promoted t-shirts come up up here like yep that I'm ass them jay let me get that bit you seen the wrestling jacket though with like the old school wrestlers like on the jacket man yeah the one you sent me

man they had Ted DBI I said I said boy this might make me want to lose weight because I can't fit though out of here let's read the rest of these comments and talk some more of this shit Nicole B said what the hell Brady from where the hell is Brady from

her accent is cute as fuck Brady from the hood what had happened was my parents couldn't figure out if I was going to be a Georgia Peach or a Florida the orange so I lived in both I lived in like country

Albany Georgia but then I grew up yeah but I grew up like and for a lot of them in Miami like that area so you know all the scams huh Miami people got them scams

what you're talking about I don't know I don't know look I fuck with Miami I go to the beach I go to the motherfucking I'm being coconut grove I'm being the King of Diamonds that is the best trip That is the best strip

They got some good food. Let me tell you why the King of Diamond is really, like, it lives up to the name. Because when you come in that bitch, the strippers act like they miss you. Yep. I swear to God. Hey, what the fuck? I've never seen you in my life. Yep.

I miss you too. But have you been to like some real Miami shit though? Right. Have you been to like real Miami shit? Like the men? Like the men, like the office, like Coco's, like the Lex. Man. G5.

I went to one. strip club that was so goddamn scary it was real small and it was just a bunch of gangster niggas looked like they was going to meet in the middle and fight I was like I just walked I just edged my way up out there bitch I've been to them all you know my dad

yeah yeah yeah who's your dad big show okay I don't know that is he sounds you don't need to know oh shit nah he just he just be moving in the background wow yeah she's looking me like nigga don't get murdered around this bitch he's the coolest white man you ever man I got it

Shout out to everybody who knows their real father. It's a lot of people who don't. Hey, that's what's up. I ain't even, like, we're sitting in the bar real love, man. Just know the nigger. We'll say some other shit later on just to everybody who knows their daddy. Shout out to everybody who ever had to fight their daddy. What?

You're getting drunk and saying some disrespectful shit. You ain't no real nigga if you ain't never had to fight your dad. I feel like it's a-old-a-lawed-lawed-law. I feel like it's come a point in your life where you had your dad. My brother did, though. My brother-in-go-up. Come up point in every nigga life where you get. You got to let this nigger know the dream with that little boy shit no more.

Hey, didn't I tell you take that garbage out? Nigga, what the fuck you're yelling at, nigga? I just got all work just like you, a little bit ass, nigga. See, that happened to me, but I just moved out. You think you're grown? Nick, you over here mad about some motherfucking garbage with some popcorn in. Fuck you, Nick. What, get the fuck out.

Nick, I paid the bills. You leave, nigger. You leave. You talk to me in the counterweight. Get the fuck. See, I shit got quiet Cause all the niggins Like, man, this nigga must have heard me

And my dad Shout out all the daddies Shout out to the dad's who smoked weed One time That's why I ain't have to Find mine, my dad Like, but you got something on the I didn't get mad at me

Then don't got nowhere to get his weed So, uh, go down Come down here to John Burr's out with me Nick, no No, no You woke me up to watch dishes, nigga, no You know who the podcast for

That man real said This podcast is for that mama Who don't let the kids drink nothing But Big K, the little niggins need a new kidney And all his mom All because his mama don't believe in water She just turned her nose up as a water Earlier

I'm trying to be a gentleman and shit And she was like Oh, everybody want all that damn Water? Now check this out That's the same amount of water that she poured When that guy She ain't even drink that She said he tried to give me a whole bunch of water

Want me to live and shit I know I look parched But damn My nigga Hood cheese don't drink water They pee-be dark as a motherfucker. My feet don't be yellow. That shit looks like orange soda coming out.

What do you drink? What's your drink? Like in the morning? What's the first thing you? All I drink is water. That's why I won't know. She's lying. She don't drink.

I don't. But it can't be cold water. It got to be room temperature. It got to be room temperature. Come on. That's what I'm saying. That's all we have in our house. Water and wine.

Water and wine. Water and wine. Water and water. Water. Are you on work release? Are you on work release? That's jail. She's staying a halfway house.

I ain't got shit to eat at my house, but water, wine, and the chip under my bed. I just made chicken and rice today, even though I'm got to text. Excuse you? Hey, shout out to all the drug dealers, man. Y'all got to start helping these ladies out here.

You can't just be trapping out of her apartment. Don't give her shit. Selfish-ass-niggin-all-a-dick. You got all that doping the goddamn closet. It won't even make sure the license shit stay on. But that's her fault. She's supposed to be telling him what's up. See?

See, that ain't going to never get no money for it. from a nigga that's still dope trying to tell him what to do. This nigga already not obeying the law. What makes this thing you're going to listen to you? You got to know how to say it. You got to finesse them.

Yeah. You got to know how to slide down on in. Give me an example. Hey, you know the light bill about to be. See, that's one of them niggins. Real dope nigga. I'm like, man, go on at my face with that goddamn bullshit. No, just be shit in the door.

Soon as the nigger walk up in these motherfuck. You're talking about the motherfucker and like the light still on shit. Nah, you got to be sitting in the dark. It's timing is everything. There you go. When you say that shit, too. Like, you got to say it at the perfect moment. You got to say it when them niggas playing 2K in your...

Let me see what. You know what I'm going to be doing money from these niggas? Tell me. I'm just going to sit back. I don't know. Look at the real. They ain't talking. They're sipping tea?

That's what's happening? Hell, yeah. I ain't giving away my secrets. These wigs don't buy themselves, people. We already know you fucking with the nigg. Jack and Chan and them. You got that like, what's up? I go to work.

Don't look up you. Man. Uh-uh. Y'all is real real jeez. See, now, see, it's different for running. He can give his wife his whole check. That's his wife. That's his wife.

I'm saying, I'm watching these streets. Sometimes I want some real shit. I was some real niggins shit. This ain't even on no flex shit. Sometimes that shit be so funny when the chick asked you for some money. He'd be like, how much? And she act like, it's like, I don't even want to ask you. How much is it?

How much is it? Well, it's $225. That's it? That's it. Okay. Because you ain't out here in these streets. These are you going to even want to give up 50. Who are you fucking with?

Let me find out what the going rate is. I ain't been in these streets for a minute. Man, I got putting out home girl. They asked to get their nails done. This nigga don't left 14 once. Man, let me find out. Wow. If I find out these bad pictures.

is $250 away from being a bad bitch. Guess what I'm about to do? Go get me $500 worth of bad business and retire. I might move to Michigan on y'all niggas. Michigan. It's rough out of, boy. It's rough. I didn't know.

You mean to tell me. Fresh out of relationship and I'm back out of the street. So I can jump out for real. Like if my wife leave me tomorrow, I can go by here with $2,500 and be the dude. Hold on. How much it costs to get your nails doing? And bad page got shut down So they really struggle

They got other ways How they're doing without bad page? So the nails That's for the nails And the feet But can't no nigga get my nails done Absolutely now I'm doing that myself

Oh but hold on I'm just trying to see how much this shit Cause she said the nigga left 14 once How much is it? The Korea can do my Well damn that's convenient That's convenient as fuck So hold on

How much do it cause though To get your nails done? But y'all got the Probably ain't nothing But like Do y'all know y'all got to like $35. $35.

And you mean to tell me the nigger gave her $14. $14. Shout out to that nigger. I don't want to go out. I don't want to be out here in this tree. But even having $14. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to be back at you.

That's why I haven't had sex or nothing. I just can't do it. Damn. So you rather just, I fuck these. You said fuck that I eat these noodles. But right now. No, the bills fade though. Okay.

Some bills paid. That's what I'm talking about. That's it. I don't care if I got to eat noodles. My bills paid. I ain't got to worry about it. worry about too much you know I'm gonna get in the same line like a lot of married niggas just be tricked they can be like I don't know what happened to

I had 18 run it that see now now it all makes sense I'd be thinking about how these old niggins would be riding around tricking all day I'm like how much is he giving me girl and then I'm finding out it ain't but 56 at all and this nigga flexing like he got it like that's it that's what made these these women happen man just let me tell you the sexiest thing a nigga could ask me wake up in the morning call me and be like bay you ate today that's

it good God man shout out to these low and standers a nigga like me about to thrive in these motherfucking

it's not a low standard I'm gonna tell you why it's sexy it's sexy because that's real that's something I need

I have to eat to survive I'm a nutrition in this dish talking about dumb stuff like I rather that nigga I'd rather that nigga

be like let me pay your rent for six months versus versus saying let me go buy you and Chanel bag on

six months over that bag on any day Who's fucking pay them? Hold on, you said if a nigga, first thing in the morning to call you. So that's sexy if he called you and say, because he's worried about my well-being.

But what is the big thing is just be like open the front door? And it'd be like two chick-fil-a-biscuits sitting right there. And they're hot, though. No, just fly the food down. Y'all be like, shit. Girl, this shit is. Let's give it them stamps. This nigga had two biscuits outside the door.

No. No. Yeah. Niggas just going to show up at the drive with some trail mix. Fuck, and I take the biscuits. What the fuck is going to pay you a wreath for six months? Look, he's going to have two biscuits. Carlos, that nigger had two chick flake biscuits tied to a brand new yorky.

This is going to go out there. Oh, okay. You bought some pussy or something? The yorker is going to get joked through it. I didn't say he was going to get the box just because he asked that. I'm so why he got a Yorkie, though. Man, too many people giving on the box for nothing. How do you feel about that?

Do they devalue the box? I mean, I really want to dispute these claims. It's not a lot of pussy in these streets like y'all think of it is. It's not a whole bunch of pusses just out here like y'all think of it is. I'm letting you know right now as a nigger who's been out there, it ain't a whole bunch of just loose pusses like y'all be making this scene. Your standards, how are you looking over? They're out there.

Sometimes I'm still a nigger. Sometimes I just ride around and see what's out there. I'd be like, man, shit out here. Not even for a nigger who got them like dirty bitches. Ain't even no dirty bitches out here this evening. That's what's sad. They wiped up. Dirty bitches, let me tell you some ugly people, ugly holes, they got the best cat.

Hey, man. No, they don't. What? I would never know because I don't know. I work too goddamn. I'm telling you, they say they got the best kid. I'm telling you, they'd be breaking out of time because they didn't get lost in their ragged girls don't have the best pussy.

They have the most convenient pussy. But it ain't the best was When you, when y'all be like, uh-uh, I ain't fucking You're like, all right, let me pull up on this Bown Merrill out of you. That was suck your whole hip bone up, your pelvic bone be gone, you be wheelchair bound, you ain't got no knee-calf, nothing.

Sexic girls do that too? No. Nice-looking women do it too. Nope. Because look, if you call it, be like, this you eat this morning, I'm at this. Bone marrow, go on.

Hey, right, I'm at this age. I'm at this age. I know if you fuck somebody, you're going to have to argue. with them and I'm not about to argue with no ugly bitch so I ain't about to fight no ugly bitch or argue with her hell now if any of your kids

got one of them silver teeth y'all ain't fight him ugly bitches can't help me do shit but send money at the moneygrams it's always ugly bitch work behind the money gram she's not doing a green dot real quick get some head from an ugly bitch no the fuck he won't you'll be missing about three vertebraes back

that bitch will suck your whole spine of coral I won't let her I'm telling you I'm at the age I can't take no other L at this point in the game motherfucking see me with this bitch and be like damn Lose all that hard work all that TV that's the bitch you want it right you put in all that effort for this bitch mm-mm nope what my mama gonna say

no she ain't gonna prove of that shit you got the hider no but you gonna get lost in that record I don't have nothing I like to show them on look so who are the niggins that like these other girls you're talking about he's the niggins that be having given the girls $14 They always pregnant Somebody hitting them

They're pregnant Convenience don't mean they're good Like you said That's convenient No they're We're trapping over here Already She's out of the camera to me

Let me tell all the niggas Who don't have a baby mama Look if you don't have a baby mama Trust me Make sure you get it Don't get no ugly bitch pregnant Because the shit

That you're going to have to go through With a baby mama At least have you Something decent to look at Please Trust me They don't do that Trust me

all the niggas who don't having a baby mama is like being in a gang my nigga don't you don't want to be associated with no ugly shit forever man everybody got an ugly baby mama damn there that first one who is these dudes you're talking about well let's talk about the baby moms who they be

pregnant by they be pregnant by some bullshit don't talk all the bad bitches y'all be fucking with niggas we'd be like this nigga ain't made all them goddamn standards ain't no way ain't no way that's the nigga that you was talking about Hell no.

This nigga with the fucking Burlington T. I'm so, bitch. Please. Please, miss. You mean to tell me. Really? You really fucking with the Elantra with the different color of door? You really fucking with the white man with no lips? Really?

You like this nigga. You got to breathe. But do you like this nigga though? Yeah. Do you like this nigga? But do you like this nigga though? The baby going to have them J's on. Hell no.

Y'all know when y'all be with a bullshit y'all be trying to look at the flow and shit Yeah, your niggins some bullshit You'd be like They'd be liking the nigga with the bumps and shit Like your nigga got the bumps You fucking with a nigga with the bumps For real

That nigga got a beard and a whole other beard With the bumps You fucking with this goddamn bearded dragon I don't give a fuck How much dope he's sold You got to look at them bumps You're very nasty. I'd be one of pop.

Oh, get the fucking. I can't just look at that shit on that. Shout out to all the niggins who just cut the show off. We're like, man, fuck Carlos, niggins. It's just in the mirror with a credit card. If you're a black man, don't you ever shave with no goddamn razor? You'll be, hey, don't you ever do that shit. Never.

This game from your niggacolos, don't you ever put that shit on your face. I don't give a fuck if you do have an interview. you, nigga, go buy some clippers. Oh, this podcast is for the true WWE fans. Who know about Rocky My Villa? Nigger, somebody posted the picture of the Rock, and I was like, I still call this nigga Rocky Ma Villa. They was like, that's not his name.

I was like, you fucking. That's when the Rock Halline was fucked off. Oh, my God, that nigga Hellline was horrible. Oh, my God. Coach Parris said this podcast is for niggas that hear a girl fart doing sex and keep right on stroking. I mean, why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you?

You got to because you don't know what's fart. You don't know if that was the pussy or the ass. You don't know. You don't know. It's called a quiff. What's that your pussy? What's that your pussy? What's that your pussy?

What is the quiff, Alex? You better stop being shit. Give me some of that pussy. I know that. We didn't even talk about the Oscars. What happened? Oh, the fucking Oscars, man. I was.

Besides Denzel not winning. What's that movie? No, Hallie Berry, hell, bro. They went ground. What's the movie they won? No, your hair is nice. She had, like, doubled it. Y'all saw the shit with her.

She had two scoops. Hattie Berry had a mop on her head. They called all the white people on stage. They was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, we're sorry. Wait, wait, wait, we didn't win. You guys won. Come here, come here, come in. They took that moment, man.

They took the moment. Funny the shit about this is this little video, right? The dude, I forget. What's the name, Mashala Ali? What's his name? That dude, the African dude that won, the Muslim dude. He won the Oscar. Cotton mouth from Luke.

Oh, the white dude tried to grab me. He was like, he hit him with the slick juke. He was like, whoop. That shit was dope Ah, he don't want none of that loser Hell yeah I don't want him to lose her on me Hallie Berry showed up with that big

ass wig She had this double, she had a double scoop of this Boo, boom Damn your wig The same color That's that lean color Her shit is lean color

Oh, it's cute though And I get that Big ass wig on and showed up like Ain't nobody even gonna notice this shit Hallie Barry looked like An undercover cop In the naked gun movie coordinating that shit. She had to have a camera

It was a midget inside of there, like, I'm going to get you sucking with a gun. Did you see the nigger Gary from Chicago? Who was Gary? The nigga, the nigga they just let in when they let all the people in. Oh, I seen that. You did see that part? I didn't see that part. They had that part on Shade Room. This nigga was holding a purse

and a phone. I was like, this. He was like, yeah, he was. He was like, yeah, I don't know there. This is, Nick, get up. That's my wife. He was a real nigga. Like, Desil, come here. That's my baby girl. Yeah, she loved you. He was on the Oscars? Yeah, man.

They had just let some random-ass people in that. He led him in there. He's from Chicago, man. Jimmy Kimmel did a good-ass job. That's funny as hell, man. They tried to get the black people back watching it. That shit ain't nominating nobody. Jimmy Kimmel did a good-ass job hosting this.

He ripped. He ripped. He blamed the mix-up on Steve Harvey. You seen that? He's a little Steve Harvey's fall. I was like, oh, man. The memes went crazy. That's how I knew one on Instagram, the memes of Steve Harvey.

He flat-out called Mel Gibson. and the race is standing right beside. He couldn't do shit but laugh. That was a classic moment in TV. Kim, I ain't no punk, boy. Oh, shit. Oh, boy. You know what they do, man.

Uh-oh. Hey, uh. Hey, man. This is the shit that got the world going crazy right now. Somebody checked their phone right now to make sure Nicky Minaj ain't responding to him. Like why y'all are playing. We got Nicky Minaj. We're checking on Nicky Minaj every 30 minutes.

Somebody, somebody, somebody leaked out like a fat bar. No, she got the goddamn response. She's been. fucking with a little Kim for the last seven, eight years. Now somebody want to rap, bitch, you ain't got nothing to say? Oh, hell no, uh-uh. You didn't, all the bids just was your son last week. You know what I heard, what I said, what I heard of your mom?

Only my goddamn son talk to me like that. You better handle your business rapping an ass name. You didn't rap about all these starships and rockets and pink dildoes and shit. Lipstick, lip gloss, moscato. Come on now. Now, I don't blame her for not responding. Remy did shoot a bitch in the head. Exactly.

And that was her friend. So what you think she's going to do to a bitch? She don't give a fuck about. Yeah. You getting shot in the face. No, but I kind of feel like Remy should have came back. Like, it was good. It was lit.

Like, all the lines was lit. That's it. To be better. I don't know, man. This shit has been interesting. She's a lot of standby. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken.

stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into

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Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened.

And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. problem my oldest daughter her first day in ninth grade

and I called to ask how I was going she was like oh dad all they were doing was talking about your thing in class I ruined my baby's first day of high school and slumflower what turns me on is when a man sends me money like I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money I'm like oh my god

it's go time you actually sent it listen to the good mom's bad choices podcast every Wednesday on the black effect podcast network the i heart radio app Apple podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast Just hit me one of them It don't matter one that's fucked up Yeah, but like I was saying

Remy been one of the most rapping ads She looked, this is the thing about Remy Mock She's not just a female rapper She can rap Like I feel like she could diss a nigger He needed to have the same effect You remember the Smack DVDs back in the day Her Lady Luck going at it

And they used to be on MTV That's one of the most disrespectful battles I have ever heard Like her whole tone was condescending this fuck you bum-ass bitch I was like and Rimmie got the type of voice

where that shit neutral like if you didn't know it was her and you just heard a dish you were like who is this nigga talking all this shit bum-ass bitch look at you bum-ass bitch

like that shit hurt I don't know where to fuck you from but like with a New York chick be like you bum-ass bitch with the fucking sanitation worker through yeah that's that Newport, that Newport is a rock.

Man, she was saying some cold-ass. She was, nigger, she got some lines cold like Jada kid. She said, I don't want to hear about your records with big numbers. Because I was up top for seven winners and six summers. I was like, oh, nigger. Did Fabulous rate that shit? Yeah. That shit was hard.

And they better not wake up Papoose. Like, why, if a nigga mentioned Papoose, that nigga gonna drop 20 songs. Like, when did he do that? this shit. Yep, it's over. Nigger Papoose did not play. That nigga made a whole song with the alphabet

in every letter got like five goddamn minutes. I'm amazing alligators. And I was like, oh, you said, damn, how he knows all these fucking words? But how she put Meek Mill in it, though? She said, uh...

Meek Mill is a bitch-ass nigga. But didn't really think he told her that shit, though? No, first of all. I don't think he told her. First of all. We got to say it. He's a bitch-ass nigga. This nigga gonna post a video.

Him in the car. Look, the suspect is fuck. Listened to him. the disd giggling this. This nigger here, man, on their liking pictures and memes and shit.

Put your phone down. Man, get off the motherfucker in the leg. The nigga don't never be rolling your back, man. What the fuck wrong with you, bro? That's your girl. Nick, you were sick about her two weeks ago.

Now she into it with some motherfuckers you want to see her doing bad. The game was. went off. He did. No, like, somebody had to say it. He did go off.

The game said it's a bitch-ass move that you break up with your girl and I don't fucking love to hip-hop. But hip-hop is the story, like the hip-hop community is funny than the motherfucker.

John Kingston came out and said the Migos jumped him, but they ain't jump him, jump him. This thing actually went on the fucking news and said, yeah, they jump me, but they ain't jump me, jump me, like that.

What does that mean? That means that they should have whooped his motherfucking hand. I mean that he a fat dude And they all the way one-twenty-five How the fuck does he keep coming up And all this rap beef? I don't know.

They say to keep cooking for these niggas. He cooking what? He cooked food for them, because you ate at my mother's house. Everybody then ate at this niggas' mother's house. Stop cooking for these things. Man. The world is fucked up right now.

I don't know if y'all know the shit. Chris Brown is soldier boy not having to fight no more. Chris Brown. Now, see, there's some bullshit because you really did start this. whole goddamn shit. And then you're going to come out and say, no, I'm trying to elevate.

We're not doing it. No, that was some bullshit. No, that was a cop-out. You should, hey, all the goddamn fighting you've been doing over these years, you know, throwing goddamn chairs at people and shit, stalking bitches, beating bitches up. He still could lose to Soldier, but that's the thing.

You still could lose. No, I ain't no fuck. That was guaranteed win. This nigga know how to do a backflip. He can dunk. This nigga can dance. That nigga can sing. He can draw.

That niggins ain't no way he can do all that shit And don't know how to fight He just didn't want Soldier Boy to come up like that I don't know I mean that'll be a hard motherfucking loss to take Niggas soldier boy whoop your ass and then he You Yeah Caruchy put the restraining she said

I don't think that he said that wasn't real If she would have did that shit a while ago The fight would have been happy She did the shit too late That's fucked up Caruch's wrong Caridja, that's fucked up. When you didn't got a restraining order to put on this thing, and you knew when you started fucking with this nigga

that he beat bitches up. The police should have been like, no, you knew he beat bitches up. Mm-mm. You knew. You can't get with a nigga that you know beat bitches up and be mad when he started goddamn breaking shit. Yep. This nigga on probation.

And you know the niggins still love the owner. It's like the shit that married I turned after Tina Turner. Like, bitch, really? Really? He hit me too. I mean I turned to them phone. Close, I meant I turned a brother. Now, look, I don't condone no type of violence against nobody.

But some shit just don't make no fucking sense, my name. You can't marry a prostitute and get mad if she sell a little pussy to keep the household going. That's just, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. She's looking out for the family and shit. She's just doing what she's been doing. It's logic. Bitch, I tell you sells the pussy.

I was selling pussy when I met you. That's all she knows. That's exactly what I'm saying. Shit. And you think Chris, you think it ain't been just. trying to throw Chris Brown some pussy right now people that you know like yeah he got a restraining order and he doesn't beat

a bitch up he probably still turn around I think women love that shit though they think they can change a dude that's a lot of women niggas not hey niggas from the point ain't changed but look I bet you that dude uh I bet you that dude hurt bay I bet that nigga DM full oh this nigga here because he's light skinned he got that little haircut and the nigga tall they don't get so many bitches

and his jeans was tight they could do no wrong any big any nigga who looked like he hang out with the weekend Bro, that was some of the goofiest shit I ever seen in my fucking life. Yeah, that girl, I was like, she's broken forever now. Hurt, Bay. Hurt, Bay, that's a name forever. She's probably taking that book.

Come on, bro. If somebody called you and say, hey, we're about to film this special about people who've been cheated on. And your goofy ass sure, I'd be like, like what? Yeah, that thing was like, you knew I was fucking with you. I cheated on you.

He was saying the shit is disrespectful as he could. I cheated on you with everybody. Like who? Everybody who would fuck me Yeah So you mean to tell me You were having sex with other people Yeah, I was fucking these holes

All in the ass and everything All in your car She caught him with a girl Man, come on Only because he likes skin With curly hair Them niggas That's what you feel like

I just feel like something I feel like so I look like We don't know what I told my nigga in the bed He looked like G money For a New Jack City Wait wait

Wait wait what the fuck did you say What you said? When I was in college I called my boyfriend in my bed. In your bed? Having sex with another girl. In your dorm room or your apartment bed? He's still alive?

Yeah, I thought that. No, normally women as women, we'd be like, you know, I'm going to do this. But when it was in my face, I was. You got to put some context of this year. I was stuck. What day was it? You remember every day. Was it a Wednesday or what?

It was a Saturday. Did you do something? It was a Saturday. It was random. Not if it was a Wednesday. It was a Wednesday. That's what most cheating happened on the Wednesday. Humpty, because it's hump on hump day.

What happened? When I walked in there, I, I just. Is it fucking in the air? Like, do you feel fucking in the air? Did you smell it? See, that's what it was. It was like, it was real hot and moist in the own room. It was moist.

It was moist. It was hot. It was hot. But it was dark in there. And then I kind of saw out of the corner of my eye like a girl eyes like hit the light. I don't know. and like a damn

raccoon on some shit in the corner and she was like and I said You call him me a stroke? No but I He was having sex and though but I hadn't clicked the lights on yet so I said I'm gonna turn this fucking light on Whoever in here you better get out now because I'm gonna beat your ass and so

Wait a minute you had my opportunity to leave no wait a minute it was dark But you knew they was fucking oh hold on It was dark in there I walked in there I knew it was hear something before did you hear did you hear two people in there?

I ain't hit that no you can smell sex you know I ain't know when you're just hot and moist in there and the girl as soon as I said what I said I heard some whimpering like she were crying so I flicked the lights on and she was bawled up on the side of the bed like naked trying to you know put her shirt on

but what's that nigga? I couldn't move hell man fuck him what's that nigga name he made you a better woman no he didn't he showed you no he showed you the It takes niggins like that so you can appreciate niggas like me. I would never be, I would never be fucking a bitch at your house.

Listen, my mama shot her boyfriend three times. Wait a minute. Your mama what? She shot her boyfriend three times. And so I thought about that going up. And I was like, that's real love. Did she go to jail? No, she didn't go to jail.

It was three separate times? She shot him in the neck and in the stomach and in the ladies. It was like all together three separate times. What was he doing? She shot him three times that day. What happened? I was young then. Damn.

What was he doing? He just was... He didn't pay that bill. He said he was gonna pay. What the what? She said once she shot him three times, he started throwing out all the money out of his pocket. Wow.

So she was pressing a Nick. No, he was supposed to pay to it. She was president, right? She just robbed the name. That's all robbery. No, he was supposed to pay the bill. He kept saying, fuck you, I pay it when I get rid of. What bill wasn't?

Was it a cable? We don't mean to laugh at this because I'm sure it was a lot of pain behind this. this too. God damn. What kind of gun was it? Like, was it a fucking 45? Like some little shit? Or what? It was like a little d'allagia? No, it's a gun. It don't matter.

God damn. Well, he laughed for us too. How long were they together after this? They was together 13 years. See, that's what I'm saying. Blacklow's strong. Bullets don't break us up. You think you're going to shoot. I'd be out of the hospital. You better not have them niggas around my kids.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a typical shit. So you kind of basically grew up snow on the bus style. No, this is a true story. My homeboy and his girl got to argue one day, right? They stayed down the street for me. She, you know, she was mad. She picked up a knife and threw it.

That shit went through this nigger foot. The fucking cops came and was like, well, we got to take them both to jail. Yeah, they come up there and get them. Man, this nigga had to stay in jail all weekend with about 16 stitches in his motherfucking leg his girl locked up they talking at lunch they both get out at the same time this is a true story they call

me like bro you can take it to the crib me nigga I pick him up day in the back seat hug and kissing and crying and some old shit crazy shit I've ever seen in my life that made a little stronger the knife stuck it was a steak knife stuck straight in his man foot the police feels so bad for this nigga they ain't even lock

him up for the weed he was like listen here cabin if you tell me the truth I'm not gonna be mad do you smoke marijuana until you sell it because I found something in the bottom of the refrigerator. I was like, nigga, why they called me? I'm not going with y'all. They didn't know anything to do with it. Shout out to my nigga Kevin.

Man. Wow. Oh, in other news, Rachel Dolazzo is homeless and living off food stamps. Oh, baby. You wanted to be black? Welcome to the motherfucking club, bitch. If you survive your first test, if you find the way to flip your food stamps, get up out of the hood, and find a nigga that

take care of your kids. You black, bitch. you in. You're going to have to put that booty on the sink on Instagram. This is the first phase of being black, Rachel Dolazzo. Hold your head, baby. Hold your head. You got to take them pictures, though. You got to put that ass on that seat.

You better put that ass on that sink, Rachel Dollazzo. You better start hosting the club. She said wearing a Jericho look. You better get your followers up. Hallie Barry took a wig. Hey, Ryan, you better get your followers up. So you can sell some fat tummy teeth. Oh, my God.

You said waist trainers. Uh-uh, don't be talking about it. I just put my poster of the day Don't fuck up my coins You said You eat lemonade in the morning Hold up Wait wait wait

Wait a baby seat Wait a minute You sell flat tummy tea In real life I never met one of y'all You look What is you doing? Everybody

You are a stereotype What is y'all saying The flat tummy tea But she cute though See that's a stereotype But I'm cute though How? How that's stereotype?

I'm just kidding Flat tummy T doesn't shit work Yeah If you're consistent. Oh, I get the food out of it. No, this is what people in, no, this is what people inbox me. They'd be like, does the flat tummy T word?

I could just take it. No, bitch, you can't just take it and watch TV and don't do nothing. You got to work out. They just want to take it and don't nothing to happen. No. No. Do you sell hoverboats? Not if they said one, you know, you're going to sell it.

You know, you're going to sell it. Yeah, I don't do the hoverboards. Oh, shit. Brady, you said that shit? No. She looked like she was used to, though. Yeah, she's like, she looked like, I don't know what I'm talking about. They tried to get into.

I mean, now I have hair companies send me hair and different stuff like that. I'm the face of P-lux collection. Peelux. They don't give y'all money to just get your hair? No, they pay me. They pay you. Hey, shout out to all the sponsors. I get all that.

I don't really have no sponsors. Sometimes a nigga throw me extra grammar to, so shout out to all them names. Much love to all the ladies who watch this shit and be throwing a nigga, you know, like a little discount. or something on some fast food. All my niggins that DTL are. Just anybody who ever looked out for Carlos Miller, I don't sell shit. I don't have shit for sale.

I don't sell nothing. Well, you know, when I get my taxes, I'm going to be selling some shirts. What are you selling? Some shirts? What are they going to say? Well, I can't be saying out of that right now. I'm going to let it out once I's going on.

Well, Chrissy got some shirts coming up. Yeah, they're coming soon. You know, I don't know. You be dropping a little game on your Instagram. I'll be peeping that shit. Do I. Yeah. I feel like if a nigga listen right, he can come out with something.

Yeah. Somebody's supposed to learn. There's a lot of man. There's so much man hate on line. Y'all got to stop lying on the black man, too, man. This shit getting ridiculous. Stop lying on the black man. The black man is the most faithful, honest,

God damn, straightforward, niggins. On one day at a week. Every day. Okay. Who loved you when you ain't have your hair done? A black man. A black man. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Who was the nigga who fucked with you them years? You had bad skin. Still told you, you look good. A black man. Wow. Hell yeah. A black man.

A black man did that shit. When your car fucked up. When your car fucked up, who came to where the car was fucked up at and fixed it? Hell, the nigga be trapping out the damn car. A black man. A black man did that. You won't give a nigga credit for nothing. Who ate your ass for the first time?

A black man. Oh, shut up by the Honda. Who was the first man to show you more dick than you knew what to do with? A black man did that shit. A black man did that. When your ass was learning how to cook, burning up the bottom of the chicken and shit. Hey, Big Sean, you ever get one of them chicken legs

and they got a black part on the bottom because she ain't flipping fast enough? Who ate that shit anyway? And still said, you did that, baby. A black man did that shit. A black man. Hell yeah. Who sold you them bootleg movies

that you got stacked up all by your TV? A black man did that shit. Motherfucking right. You know he did. Who hooked up the TV to all the shit? The component shit. Exactly. Who got you your first fake Gucci bag?

black man you got to put the shit up yourself there's a lot of these new niggins that don't do that they ain't doing nothing nothing these new niggins don't do them but make dance videos hey Bernie joy we got to give a shout out to our partner little rail because he is in the number one movie in the motherfucker country Chicago hit out the movie made over 30 million dollars that's a hell of a weekend shout out the uh Jordan peel for making it happen that's joke money for real that's real joke money that's real joke money you are that's what's up man somebody took me to the movies the other the other day, and then I went to the movies

again. I was too shame to tell the boy I already seen the movies, so I watched a few times. Shout out to... You be violent. Do you see this shit? I can't condone this shit. Because y'all go sit here a little bit, and when I say black men the most faithful, oh, bullshit, what day of the week? And then you're going to really sit

in a minute that you got three, four, five, then. No, she said she went on a date. She went on two separate dates. She went on two separate dates. Yeah, I want to avoid my homeboy, so it don't count. That's why I don't beat them homeboy-ass niggas. I told y'all niggas to stop that shit. That's their friend zone, boy.

He not even frowned. Told Chad about that shit. See, Chad, the type of nigga that's going to go to the movies with you. You won't even ask for no pussy. Then you give him, you offer him some pussy. He'd be like, what are you doing? You're going to ruin the friendship. Oh, Jay.

You know the funny part about the frizzo. But that's cute, though. The fris. Bullshit. Shada dog. Chad are the one that would want to get it before all, y'all. Yeah. Whatever.

y'all y'all want to fuck the niggin walking on the mixtape that's what y'all after going on a couple of days with chad you be like you know what i'm about to fuck chad tonight chad don't want no pussy tonight you know he already said it chas that he's saving it till he get married i'm saving i'm just bullshit i'm just bullshit i can't speak on what that man's out you're saving it right now you saw me sprinkle some hate in that chad don't want the pussy but i'm like how you know i'm three months i'm three four months strong right now That's what's up, man. Hey, I hope you relapse on the dick. No.

Relapse on the dick. You got a relapse on the dick. You need to relapse on the dick. You need the relapse on the dick. Hey. You need to backslide and get some dick. You need the backslide and get some dick. Three or four months and you ain't had no dick.

You know you need some dick. Three or four months and you ain't had no dick. You know you need some dick. dick. You need to backslide and get some dick. And then

fuck some right quick. You need the backslide and get some dick and then fuck something right quick everybody need to

fuck some fuck something everybody trying to fuck some fuck something man we really want to fuck something fuck something

at least you're going suck some damn I don't know about all that just let it play these dick's be dirty too damn dirty be fucking anything

no don't say that don't say that shout out to all the grown ass people who are going to take a shower anyway these niggas ain't you're going to take a shower anyway a nitty sure I know with fresh

ass nuts like on a delta flight I got fresh nuts like a delta flight would you like some nuts ma'am don't declin these nuts I don't mean nothing that knee can skin that be on the out of layer of them bitches. It's crazy.

Oh, my God. Mm-mm. I don't want it. Damn. I don't want my balls. No way they not welcome. Please. My boss made humans, so you need to respect this shit. This shit made two niggas with social security numbers.

It's China in my boss right now. China in my boss. I'm pregnant, my nigga. Eight million people in my motherfucking boss. Sack. Well, about young Doth. Y'all ain't talking about that shit. Oh, nigger.

Wait one motherfucking minute. Nigger, young Dolf. What about the Dish. You sent me that shit first. I sent you to Dish. Because look, it's a line in the Dish record that's just too funny.

Everybody needs to know this shit. When that nigger said, Hey, you big head motherfucker! Like, that shit was just, that was real. I felt like that's the most authentic line in the whole. And your fat-ass big brother,

I call him your big sister. No, I said, man, hell no. You was beefing with a dyke. How I'm going to take you serious? Yeah, I, right. Hey, bro, I didn't even, but I researched it. I seen the album art where it was, it said 24 missed calls from a whole guy that baby mom. Niggas, but wait a minute.

If you drop a dish record in the next week, a nigger saying you 100 shots. They shot this, they shot it. You had to say some gangster shit. No, they was in a truck or some shit, right? Yeah, something they pulled up. One hundred shots. A hundred That many nigger had to stand there

Like the goddamn predator Like got damn bad The crazy part about that shit Like the Terminator After all of that shit That nigga still went to his show And performed Because he got the deposit

So he said I'm going To get the rest of the bag Salute the young dog Put the motherfucking guns down It's not worth all that shit God I'm gonna tell you what you gotta do Because he this

What song he's saying He got that song You keep it real with your dog No matter what Preach I ain't business in Clay. She'll set you up, bridge. I like him.

There ain't no set thing. Hey, man. They need to stop the violence, Carlos. I'm tell you. You got a solution, though. Yo, Goddy got to come back. I don't know he's going to come back with no bars. But these young niggas getting unruly, I'm going to start fucking niggas mama.

That's what you want? I'm going to disrespect you. If a young nigga disrespect me, I'm fucking your mama. I'm telling you, that's it. Because she 30-7 and you, you already don't worry the death. She doesn't bids you out a couple times. Take her to FB, like four times. Now, look, now check this out.

Now, you know, I have reached that age where I am a young nigga to your mama. To your mama, I'm going to show me. She's going to post pictures of you. This thing is going to hurt this nigga's soul, bro. Wow. She's going to be bait. You're going to be baiting his mom. And now, check this out.

When you're fucking with an older lady, they're like, that my little TV stuff. That my little movie stop, boo right there. Hey, nigger, if you ain't had no cougars. You ain't had no cougar until you had a lady called you sugar. Hey, sugar. The moment the victory is going to be when she said, I want you to meet my little friend. My little friend.

And it's the nigga you've been dissing. This is how you know an older lady want to fuck you running when she's saying, when you're going to come see me? When you're going to come see me? That means she's a cold word. You're about to get some couty cat then. She's going to give you some of that goddamn cuda cat. Nick, you ever had some cudy cat, me?

She's going to use some of that pizza cobbler. You never had no got a little. Mama got blackberry cobblower, baby. Come get some. Oh, did you see this shit? They said 21 Savage made a million dollars performing for the at a bar missful and shit. You lie.

Wow. It's a nice. Shit. That nigga really out here stunting on his egg bitch. Salute the 21 Savage. I hope you have 20 more goddamn show. You know the craziest headline I saw after the Young Dolph thing. They said 100 rounds.

It said, Young, it said 21 Savage videotaped running to his car with gunshots. What the fuck is he supposed to do? That nigga smarter than y'all give him credit for. What the fuck he posed to do? Like, so you're so real. don't

gunfire don't matter I'm running too salute the 21 Savage that shit is crazy all the rap game crazy is fuck man I don't know hey man

360 deals out here bro it is they're getting them 360 deals saluted byola Davis boom yeah

she didn't want her awesome she just need a grandma oh she's out of here she's so got cheap hey for the shit she did

and fences she should have won her Oscar that was some man she had the slob in the on the boy?

Oh, you think that you think that part was hard. Yeah, you must have to have seen it. That ain't the most gangster shit she did in that movie. She did some shit. She took care of that man, baby. Hey, how are you going to spoil the baby?

I'm sorry. You a hater. I'm not hating. I'm just saying, like, that was the real thing I was going to go watch it on put longer the night in the bathroom. Don't worry about it, brus. Act like you ain't hear that shit, Brady.

I can't believe you're going to have an outburst like that. It was a place. Salute to the bootleg man who will be having these movies as soon as they come out. You're the realest nigga in the hood, boy. Boy. Yeah, yeah.

Shout out to the nigger who don't know they come from one website that you can get them for anyway. We don't give a fuck. We're going to keep supporting the hood. You got to have a bootlegger so your mama can see it. Yeah, you just download a code. What's the website?

You download a Cody. If you got an iPhone, put lock up. Oh, I'd be on one, two, three, moving. Oh, okay. Everybody put each other. Not a shit. Not a shit going to get shut down. Hey, leave your favorite movie site in the comments.

We're going to check that shit out. If you are the bootleg man in the Atlanta metro area, email us. at the 85 South Show at gmail.com. You should let the boulead man do a commercial. You should let them do a commercial on here. She got a goddamn. Hey, six, four the 20.

Goddown, whatever you want to do. Two-45, whatever. And I got them a little bit of gold chain like the Migo will be wearing. You got four of them. I got four of them. I got four of them, bro. You don't watch a four of them, bro.

You don't like them fucking flit, do you? You don't like them. You look like a little, bro. You look like a little. Shout out of the niggas who grew up on booty talk movies, Nick. Hey, I got the original. I got the original.

lowest number I got is like a booty talk. I think it's 11. That's a collective I've seen this. I've seen single-digit booty talks. I got one. I got 11 and 16. It's a feign in my memory. It's faint in my memory. Remember those Spanish fly? They had the Spanish fly that when the Brazilians came out. One thing, you remember, you remember

back in the day? It's like what, in the pornos that was on DVD. Them shit's just come on, be straight fucking. You ain't know who they was. You were like, that bitch with the red on was cold. You don't remember old school of latter. No credits in the movie, though. Just be a fucking in a suburban.

They played a fliggin' ass. Joe Pro got nine bitches fucking. Like, who is this motherfucker? And the nigga got socks on. And you know what's fucked up about black porno? It's like, we've been having the same porno stars forever. It's like 11. I'm like, they didn't all fucked each other.

Nigger, Pinky is still around. Nobody's going to take over? Nigger somebody told me Pinky working home people. I don't know. I thought Pinky gave her life to God. Pinky showed up at a show Bill like me. Bill like juicing for the real smile of a bunch. Homeboy bet me.

$20. Pinky work at the goddamn home people off Camp Creek. Speaking from Atlanta for real, I think. I think she's not from here.

Oh, we got some more fan mail. I don't know what this nigger name. What's this? Crescian? Cretian? Cretian.

Cretian. I said, bro, when y'all going to run the two-hour live stream and take interview questions? As much comments and love, y'all get its channels out here with 10,000 followers

getting 300 to 500 in donations a show just to respond to fucking comments. Really? As much old single-olds listening to y'all? I think they should at least donate a dollar. Nigger, we got a donation button up there. Look, I'm going to point at it.

Don't know. Give us some goddamn money, man. Donate, man. Come on, give us some cash. Give us some fucking money, man. We need the fucking money, man. We're over here with fucking poor. That's what I'm saying, man.

Don't beef with these young niggins. Fuck their moms and unchees, man. Whoever people are doing their lives. These young niggins out here getting a million dollars To perform at Bart Missis. I'm not about to fuck their mom And disrespect that household That changed the whole ball game right there.

This thing rhymes. Hey, look, this is like the third time I have asked And won't nobody tell me Where the fuck is rich homie Kwan, bro? Where is he? Wow. I forgot that Kevin Gates went to jail. Kevin Gates would be out in a little bit.

Kick a bitch ass. Go to jail beat up a brother. Disrespect me. I'm going to die. That's his. Now I'm coming. That man got some of the coldest lyrics. I don't want him to have a phone in jail.

I want his... What you mean? A phone. The nigga probably got two phones and one behind the toilet and one in the lights. I want him to post shit. You know how I used to post shit? Yeah. That nigga has some cold video.

He got a lot of catching up to do because that nigga Plas is killing him. Plas been in the car just making videos his ass off. I just left me a little bit about two minutes ago, babe. Bro, they've been stuck the whole thing, bro. The whole thing, bitch. You're like, nigga, what? It's been stuck my whole leg in the mouth, bro.

She'd get a bonus? Didn't you get a bonus? Oh, that nigger player is a gangster. I love him. Why? He's hilarious. You're from Florida, though. That makes sense.

No, for real. It's just like, uh. Shout out the Red Bull. because black people like it. Got the rights up to my ear? I can't. He pouring a whole thing. He poured a whole thing, bro.

If you got too much housing on that pussy, you can't sleep with me. You got to be bald. I ain't saying that. I like Harry pussy. I like Harry pussy. I like Harry pussy. pussy, I'm from the 80s.

You remember when the porn chicks have a fucking hat, nigga? Please. Blue flame have hair. That's what I was going to start going to. Blue flame got halmed?

Hey, when I see a pussy with some hell on it, I respect it, I'd be like, that pussy probably got a lot of responsibility. Look at it. Yeah, that pussy grown as hell. That pussy got a mortgage. Look at that. Yeah, that pussy knows.

That pussy knows. That pussy noted sit them greens in the sink for about two hours before you have. That pussy makes peach cobbler. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a real adult pussy right there. Fuck these old goddamn bald-air pussy.

That's a dressing from scratch pussy. Yeah, fuck these. Y'all know how to make dressing from scratch? Hell no, they don't even know what dressing is. She eat noodles. I know what dressing is. And that's my favorite part of Thanksgiving. Exactly.

Do you know how to make Thanksgiving? You know, break, they don't eat dressing and shit. They'd be eating that stuffing. It's the same thing. Did I tell you how amazing? No it ain't. No, it ain't. No, it ain't.

No, it's not. She said that's the same. same thing. I mean, it's kind of like the same thing. No. Wow. Explains a lot. What you're trying to say? What the fuck? I mean, that means you don't know love yet. That's what it means.

Who did that? It was a flag. Niggas just took a random ass picture. Yeah, like, what was that? That was white people. Yeah, it shouldn't have asked what original McCone. That nigga showed up. That's the activation word. He doesn't got them started the chip. That nigga showed up like

U-U-U-U-U-O-U. Birdman got a new song with Young Thugs. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Everybody stopped dancing with Birdman. They were on track. They were like, no. Birdman used to be cold.

I don't know who used to write his shit, but Birdman used to be cold. I don't give a fuck with nobody's sake, man. You don't remember that nigga on the Hot Boys and Three Six? Yes. You don't remember his verse on Bling, Blank? Man, I got these holes ice sucking my nuts why my little B.Gs on the bus putting out cigarette butts.

What the fuck that have to do with anything, like you put that, you actually put that in a line? That little B.G. was smoking cigarettes on the tour bus? Yeah, because he still wasn't getting no money back then. That was stressed as hell. I knew them niggins wasn't getting money. Because Juvenile said it like five songs, baby, let me get the key to the robert truck.

Hey, I know they were. Like, why this nigga don't have his own rover truck by now? If you look at the old, this is three albums there. If you look at the old hump video, Juvenile had on a fake hill fix. shirt for the flea market man on the beginning i ain't lying it was that was a birdman got one of the most confusing lyrics in hip-hop history you remember that song number one stunner yeah when that niggas said

i like my dick suck fast then little wayne came right behind him i like to play with them rookies i like to fuck him up their ass while he beat up the pussy do you know how close dicks that is my yeah it's too much y'all too rich and famous to be that dick close to each and you knew him too young. That's kind of like, that's child endangerment. Wayne wasn't supposed to be out there getting no pussy with Birdman 40-year-old ass. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. How you

line that? He just hinted out. I'm going to look at this warden. No, nigga. I'm not looking at this. It's this video of Lou Wayne online where he's talking about this lady, what Birdman made him get some pussy when he was like 11. And the birdman was like, get a little shard and some pussy. I'm like, who the fuck is this lady that gave her 11-year-old

rapper some pussy? She got a Hey, look, she got a plaque on the wall somewhere. No, she don't. She is the assistant manager at the Walmart in Baton Rouge right now probably. She knows who she is, though. She knows who she is. Wow. And we still ain't found a chick.

So we know who fucking a little way of first, but we don't know who burnt Magic Johnson. This is bullshit. Oh, my God. Bullshit. I don't even. Magic Johnson just got promoted to the BP of Basketball Operations. This nigger said that he going to put his blood, sweat, and tears. We don't want you to put your blood.

No, bro. We don't want to. Magic liquid, bro. Magic, don't go that hard, nigga. Go get some rest, my nigga. My fat, go get you some got-thew-threw. You just have a cute, you have a goddamn tangerine way for Maddie. Oh, my God.

Kevin Hart is still doing amazing shit. I believe he's working on some. He's working on some shit. The L-O-L network is coming out. For all the people asking about the half-hour specials, me and Ronnie Jordan got half-hour specials in the can that are funny. Then I'm a motherfucker. They're coming out real soon.

Just keep fucking with us, man. Kevin popped up at my show in Philly, man. He did. Working on new shit. He came about to me. You know who else out on the road right now working on some new shit? Everybody. Chris Rock.

Mike Ells is out. Kat Williams got a tour that selling out there. That's why people need to get in these comedy clubs. They're popping up. I'm saying not that they don't know. I'm just saying that it ain't really just. You know, he's being good. See, if he don't do shit, they don't say shit.

Right. So salute to everybody out there. Getting it in. Yeah, that company. Y'all need to go to these comedy shows, man. Don't,

don't be late now. Don't be sleep when the nigga blow up and get on. Show be around the corner sold out. Nick's been selling out. You know what I'm so sick in them goddamn

when the next show-ass people. Oh yeah. When you're back in guy? You're not coming, my nigga. I've been knowing you forever. Right. You're not coming. Just say that.

You're not coming. We're in the next one way than I. You want to get in the car? I can't come to night. I can't come to get you, man. You want to pull up? Nah, bro.

This is the 85 South Show. Hey. We have been presented to you by us, Backwoods, Red Bull, hopes, dreams, wishes. Ronnie, show them the shirts. Let them know that you still got blessedest his shirts.

Yeah, man. That's the name of my special, man. If they keep my name, I pick. Blessed A.F. Yeah. If you buy the shirt and your mama asked you what they stand for, just tell her blessed and faithful,

blessed and funny. Yeah, all that. Bless Atlanta Falcons. Buy your mama one. And be like, Mama, you blessed it, fuck. I'm gonna beat your ass, but give me my shirt. It's cool.

I got hats, too, man, so I got hats, buttons, you know. Well, of course, you know, we sell all types of shit. We got motherfucking cups. That's a cool, ass little kickback cup. That's a conversation started. All this is my coat. All y'all merch's conversation started that should lead to, man. Showing it like it.

It means something when they see other people fucking with it. Yeah, this should lead to a dude talking to a nice young lady. It's just cool merch. This t-shirt right here and got somebody some ass. I promise you. I know it. it has. Brough, I'd know

for a fact that a nigga than got a little bit of that white shit on the front of one of them 85 South shows. Yeah. When you got to fuck and trying to hold it up but it's thick and be slipping down. Now they're going to start

uploading their picture. You get their little duck butter on the front. This is, Ew. That little duck butter on the front. That little duck butter be on the front.

Dump butter. Oh, geez. A little garl little goddamn turkey rub on that. A little slime trail on that that bitch. Little gravy, little boy gravy Yeah, man

A little lady gravy Yeah, that life water Shout out to all them ladies Getting that white shit on there thing Hey You ain't no real nigga You ain't laid in the West By this year

Yeah, boy That's right God damn And then that's when That's when the kids Come in the road Try to jump Uh-uh, don't get in that bed

Uh-uh Y'all can't get up on that bed Don't get up on that bed Don't get up on that bed Shout out to that wet rag That's over there in the corner That ain't even wet no more. It ain't even wet no more.

It's been to dry those stills like that. That bitch, you got to pull it off the carpet. This didn't grew some feet. How y'all Valentine's Day went? I was what you're on Valentine's Day. Oh, yeah. Y'all was lit, huh? Brady did come through with us.

Oh, your home girl got a fat little booty that shit, though. I don't know. You got a trough of them? She came through. No, she came through it. The one home girl, I ain't going to say her name, but she always had the tities out. They'd be like, she's just trying to call. You know, we was just having a conversation about that the other day.

Like, for whatever reason, she liked to show her tities now. We just, it's big. We'd be like, Amber, why you got the tics out? I wasn't going to say her name. Put them away. I show what she got. Tities look like two bald heads. I bet you won't say her Instagram for the next to 20s, though.

Her shit private. She ain't going to see. It is private, though. That's my smart friend. She adopted and shit. She is. She adopted shit. That's true.

So she's somebody Dr. Bay or she's Dr. Bay soon. Chris, it's going to be a bunch of niggas who watch this and they're going to want to hollet you. What are your standards? Any requirements? Korean, first of all.

No, you cannot be, no. Got it on the nail shop. Got it on the nail shop! No, because every time I go to, they're like, I got a little. I got a dart. Like, up a little. But I ain't no hell growing up.

I'd rather just have the real mustache instead of just having a little darts. You got a little wolf Puss out there? You want a nigger with a mustache? No, I got the mustache already. Oh, you want a nigga who's going to accept it. Shit, I had to cover this motherfucker up to come up in here.

It got strong when they knew it was going to be up to here with folks. I couldn't really fuck with you until I saw you with all your makeup off and you're real humble. You're like, you still like me? You don't like how vial the day was being. Come here. Take that fucking wig off, you stupid ass. Let me help you fix the thing of my braids. Come here.

Let me redo your braids. girl gets your goddamn scalp all up. Oh, the skeptical. There's some real niggas left out here. Man, absolutely. You grease her scap in front of everybody.

They're watching. You were slow. Like, you ain't, fuck it, man. That's how they treat you on the 85 South show, man. This is really, like, if we, like, this type of shit that we would be listening to on the Underground Railroad. Right here we had the technology.

Yeah. This is the type of shit that, like, after work, The slaves used to talk like, man, master ugly as fuck when he'd be coming out there with no lips. Yeah, he's going to work. Yeah, my name is Carlos Miller, and I'm going to continue to be a magnificent nigger. Every day I get better and better and wiser and stronger

and this much closer to fucking your bitch. Talk about modest. I do. I'm becoming, bro, you don't understand the type of nigger that I'm becoming. Like, I compared it to the nigger I was, and the nigger I am. Look at this shit. Wow.

Nigger then came up. Beard flourished, left all them trifling ass holes alone. Nick's skin getting back right. Could it? Hell yeah. That's their, that's that fuck-a-haired. You do got a glow.

Yeah. You got a glow going on. I ain't been fucking with them ho. I didn't left them old busted, like PMC said. We didn't have left them old busted-ass holes alone. That'll do it. Fucking right. I don't even fuck with bitches who know where I got them

goddamn green brawl ear. Where is that? Where is that? Coming up, Big Sean. Shout out to Big Sean and Junae Aiko. He don't get a fuck that she's still married. This nigga, keep his tug down her throat. Right, right.

Trace's got a new show where he fucking everything in the house. I guess he's just going to fuck with whoever left. Whoever can stand with him. Whoever can tolerate him fucking all these holes and don't leave. And you get to meet him for the last bitch standing. I got four of them old pregnant. I don't care I don't know

They say there was a parody But I don't know That's what they can say now If they want to see if it's a pilot It's a work I guess it's a parody Whatever Well

Anything else we need to tell them Before we get the fuck out of here Uh Fat niggas ain't that bad You stay promoting Fat Niggins Because it's always somebody They'll be like

Roddy fat ass in the comic It's always one person Why you give a fuck man? I don't know I don't even see. What about all the love they show you? I know, man. It's just,

I shit. I don't like the fact that the internet get to talk back to you. It's shit. It bothers me. Like, do you understand? Just to say shit, I get it. Do you understand that you have to ignore them fucking niggas?

They say all types of shit. I don't even, look, I don't think of comments. I'm just talking about, I'm ready to want to be all type of stuff. I know what I can't. Like, y'all got a lot of followers. So I can't, I can't imagine the crazy shit. I block. I block people on live.

Yeah. They call me all type of niggas. Yeah, yeah, I had to block two dudes all the lot. I said, bro, I don't, I got... I had the KKK following me one day on my shit. You're lying. Man, you ought to see the type of shit they'd be saying. That's what I'm saying.

But fuck them. We only fuck with the people who say the shit that we like to hear. Yeah, you got the funniest followers, man. Yeah, exactly. That's what this podcast is for. To all the 85 self-show people who fuck with us the long way, they plan our shit all that work. They plan us all at the post office.

and Nail Salon. Niggas is playing our shit and all types of cameras and Maximus and Cavaliers and Monty Carlos and all types of Pontiacs and charges and shit like that. Challenges and charges. Niggas just riding the bus

listening to our shit with the fucked up headphones on the airport. On that little train going to the C Concourse with Popeye's it. Hey man. We love when y'all send us the video

wherever you listening to the show and shout out to them little kids who'll be listening to this shit. We're not saying that supposed to but hell your parents know what's best for you not because it's this little little boy did you see the video i don't know if you saw the video you got to go back to the last episode was it the last episode or the episode before that but we had the the girl sent her little boy he ain't no more than three two he's and they in the car he's like mom turn that off i want to hear the 85

5 5 i was like that that's my heart right that that shit touched my heart we got little white kids, senior kid is in the building. It's amazing, bro. It's amazing. Wow, that's dope, man. We got some real project-ass people who let their kids listen. Because everything ain't fun, everybody, man. You know what I'm saying? This is a quiet tasteful.

But I'm what I'm saying? But we talk about everybody. Because we try to talk positivity into the atmosphere. That's all we doing. It's not like we on here. I don't let me leave the house without a little shoddust. Even if you don't get none, I feel like you should rub some on your lapel.

Oh, yeah. It's kind of, like, something on my jacket. Sometimes I just take these two fingers and rub and rub some pussy under my eyes just so the sun don't get the pink eye doing this shit. No, I'm not.

That keep them gay niggas off you in there. You got to put some on your wrist. Rub a little pussy residue on you. It's like a hunter when they put that dough on them. Somebody smelled like pussy. Let's get the fuck out of his stagher in here.

You shot. They're spank in here. I smell pussies. They're like vampires. That shit make their eyes burn. Ah. My God. They got to stop what they do.

Hold on, bitch. Hold on. It's some pussy walking in hell. Some pussy walked in hell. You're not going to talk about the gays like that. I didn't say the gays. I did. I said it.

I feel, I look, we don't never gay bash nobody on this show because we have gay people in our family. We didn't have the lesbian. the stud home girl up here for about 20 episodes. We're good in the gay community. We got gay-ass cousin who's like, fuck you, bitch. Keep going. I like the show, but don't come for us. I'm like like, fuck y'all, Twan.

Shut out to our gay-ass cousin. Can't nobody in the family beat up. This thing got big hands and big feet, six-fold. Sweet as hell. Deep-ass boy. Get your big. Long four-X-T. Move.

Your auntie who dressed like a hot boy She's talking about You're talking about your auntie pat She got gold and shit Jibos and Reeboks steel Big ass soft pole jeans on Shout out to your gay auntie who got a pocket knife On her waist

And she got some dirty Some dirty Air Force Ones on right now She got the She got the pocket knife on her waist With the belt loop on it With a With a big big ass vape pin.

You know, they had them big square as vape pin. With the box. See, this is the 8. This is a Defender 2000 right here. Brady over there soliciting on Instagram. Make sure you follow Brady. I was just checking my feet. Chrisy, too real.

I know it. I was just one you to say it. And she is funny as fuck. I just wanted to say that. She's shy. That shit funny. This is your first time on the 85 South show so you can come back when you got them.

I know them, I know them niggins. We can talk about all that shit. Now, you were talking about some weird-ass shit. I didn't even going to bring that shit up Because that shit just nasty You know what the fuck You already was talking about I know what you were talking about

That shit nasty Yeah y'all nasty Our audience is not used to such filthy language And I can't believe you young ladies Are Come up here and discuss such filthy things This is a family show Oh for real?

Hell yeah I never knew that This is for blended families But families nonetheless Backwoods is y'all sponsor And what that mean? Jealous Jealous?

Jealous? Much? hell yeah that's what they do man they're trying to get a magnum sponsor up here or some type of trojan and somebody up here

wearing rubbers we keep it all way real I said hey I ain't wore a rubble since Rockefeller was hot goddamn old grown-ass man if your pussy's sick don't get me nothing fuck around with you

respect yourself out here get your blood work together fellas I saw it with paperwork and good dick I saw it with paperwork on this dick like I'm trying to sell you a used automobile

but they got a 20 minute The AIDS test that's going to make the evening different. A 20 minutes. They got an age test. 20 minutes you can see if that motherfucker transmission gone, got that. What do you do? What do if you go in the bathroom and this is a goddamn plus on that bitch? Nigger, you take that bitch back the way you got it for.

Hey, this one fucked up. No, I don't do. I just locked the door and call a Uber. Bitch, he outside. Shit. I must have took this shit wrong. Must have took it. this shit wrong.

Hey, she's like, what's going on? Hey, you just got to leave. This is in Jesus name. You got to get the fuck out. Hey, what if the shit don't even give you the result? Hey, I throw this shirt and lock the bathroom. Don't get your hands out of it. The shit don't even tell you, you got it.

The whole test just disintegrate. You're like, oh, shit. Oh, fuck. The box disappeared. My dick, what's the fuck? Hell no. Hey, I want somebody to tell us an AIDS test story. No, I don't.

Oh, man. I don't want to hear nothing. Bro, that's my whole trick in life. I don't want to hear nothing negative. I don't know how people go take your age test and be happy when they were like, naked. I'm like, nigga, what you thought this whole time before they told you?

You've been walking around this bitch, depressed, sad and shit, half eating your food. That's why you got to get that instant one. That's what I'm talking about. It's like 15 to 20 minutes, right? But I thought like the instant one don't tell you all the details. Okay, so look. No.

They got this new billboard. They got this billboard. And they say in Atlanta, it's 30,000 people with AIDS or HIV. Who the fuck counted them like? One, two, three, four. Did y'all get, uh, Jake N them? Six. They can tell.

They can tell. They can tell with traffic cameras, I think. They scan the niggins with traffic cameras. I'm telling you, man. How many people? I know one. My whole life, I've known one. Two.

And she's been married out of the end. I don't know First of all, we all know Magic Well, I don't know What Magic can't Magic the only nigga that got That nigga got that shit

And gained weight That's what made me suspect I'm like that nigga had bronchitis That wasn't HIV A little hepatitis A little bronchitis man They said magic had a velvet rope To the bedroom at the party

I don't know what the fuck magic doing He had them lined up Knocking him down Marathon man Amen He back with the leg is where he got The way he caught Look, let me clip something.

First of all, we're not hating on Magic Johnson or being disrespectful. Magic Johnson is a great motherfucking person. He put the movie theaters in the hood and Starbucks and shit. I'm just saying that because he might want to fuck with us on some podcast shit. I don't know. You never know because everybody watching this goddamn show.

Samuel L. Jackson heard some of this shit one time. He didn't listen to the whole episode, but he heard some of this shit. That's what up. Hell yeah. Shaq, cut the bull shit out, Shaq. You're picking on the little retarded boy, Javelle McGee. This nigga, airball lay-up, Shaq. Leave that nigga to fuck alone.

Shaq did say he's going to slap that. And you bet, Shaq, if you do, you dead-ass wrong. You know that boy's special need. You know you can't fuck with that boy like that. Vell McGee, Mama played in the WNBA. She was like a pro player. Ain't that the same boy who was scared to fly for all of them years? That ain't the same one?

All right, cool. Well, look, Shaq, you dead ass wrong. Leave that nigga alone. And Shaq, you look like you sleepy as fuck. Take a goddamn nap, Shaq. You look tired than a motherfucker. It's like some of your face still sleep, Shaq. We know you on that cush because you drowsy.

You need to stop smoking before these goddamn games, Shaq. Yeah. It's obvious, nigga. Your goddamn eyes yellow like a goddamn yield sign. I know him and Charles Barker be chief of like a motherfucker. Man, everybody. they out here getting got them. Because you know they got old aches and pains and shit.

You ever looked at Gabrielle Union and Duane Waying on Instagram? They be high as a mother. You know who else to be high as fuck? Martha Stewart. You're watching Martha Stewart as fuck on that show. I love that show. Martha Stewart was about to give Rick Ross the pussy right there in the kitchen. I saw that.

I saw that. She feeding the nigger shrimp and every goddamn thing. Rick Rose's about to fuck the shit out, Martha Stewart. He was right with the shit. It's like, what's up? She'd be throwing that pussy. When is Khalifa on the show with his nipple hanging out? She wanted to fuck him too.

Snoop get a check, boy. He's going to get a check. Bro, Snoop is one of the top side niggies in the game. He got, he got swag like he's been fucking Martin now. Right. Ain't, ain't no need to hide that shit. I ain't saying he fucking Martha, but he's been fucking on Martin now. Huh?

What do you tell Rick Ross about? I don't know what he told Rick Ross about the pussy. You see how hard Rick was going? Martha Stewart be shitting on them, niggins. She was like, oh, yeah, all my husband's are way richer than you. You believe it?

How big is your boat? Which one? Like, nigga, this is Martha Stewart, my name. I would love to fuck a bitch who got her own pillows, nigga. At Macy's. She got cropped pots and all kinds of shit.

Been had shit in the stove since. Man, this show's going to be long as fuck. This is the 85 South show We're about to get the fuck out of here It's like 3 o'clock in the morning Chrissy did you enjoy yourself I did but I'm ready to get my wig off You ready to take that motherfucker off now

Take it to sit it on the table now You're really fucking you take that bitch off Take that bitch y'all Take that bitch y'all Take that bitch y'all Take that bitch yo Take that, take that Take that bitch y'all

Take that, take that Take that bitch The head phone's gonna kill me on the weed She ain't gonna do it She ain't no gangster Can we name me name? I am a gangster You almost got your phone bill

What's the name of this week? What's her name? Okay, what about halfway? No, no We need that motherfucker Cooking line when she was in jail out Metro PCS 30 dollars You don't want this $30 gift certificate

To the Kroger's over there on goddown We're talking about $30 I might as take the whole You don't want this $30 gift certificate To the Kroger right over across the street from Greenbrook. You don't want to get it right, yeah. We're going to give me the pen to the stamp card.

We might negotiate. Hey, look, we do have a full stamp plug if you got to come back for two episodes to unlock the full stamp plug. Oh, shit. I don't want to give me a food stamp plug. You didn't fell out. We thought you quit fucking with us.

Nah, uh-uh. We thought you had quit fucking with us and shit. We were like, Brady got this goddamn Gucci may ain't hard to kill for a coat. She don't fault with us no more. Her little stipend then came in. You see how black him. Yeah.

He got the goddamn... Have you been flown to Dubai yet? Don't go. That's how you can tell who's getting it in. Like, the girls... What do you want to say to all your fans from the 85 South Show audience? They ask about you all the time in the comments. I just want to say thank y'all for fucking with me.

That's what's up, man. Because I don't match this show at all. Well, that's why we fuck with you. We were like, who the fuck don't match? But they really like every week, every day, literally like... And I get at least 20 comments. I know. Every day.

That's what you call residual fuck with. Yeah. They always be about 85 South Show. They don't never be like, hey, girl, when's the song coming out? They'd be like, hey, girl, when you're going back on the 85 South Show? That the 85 South Show has minions, bro. We got people who be up on everything. They make sure we see all the...

Shout out to the 85 South Show Goon. Now, check this out. You don't know about the 85 South Show goon. I don't know about them yet. This motherfucker is a crazy-ass-ass-white dude. dude who was like, I die for this shit. What? 85 South Show gone.

Be bringing his old lady to all the shows and everything. Buy merch. This motherfucker got everything, man. And we fuck with you the long way. And he's not the only one. Like, the people that fuck with us, fuck with us hard. That's why we're selling goddamn cups and lighters.

And they'll cusses out. Like, man, that goddamn light of high as fuck. I'm going to get one. They don't understand it. Like, we ain't coming up all this shit. We're just selling shit. Yeah. So y'all.

You have some shit to fuck with, like, you know what I'm saying? These are conversation starters, people. This is an icebreaker. Right. But we appreciate y'all, man. Don't think we're getting goddamn rich. It's like, it's better than doing a go-fund me. That's what I'm.

We just buying big-ass license shit. That's it. Trying to be independent and shit. You see Steve then blocked our blessing. No. Nick, you're going to be mad than a motherfucker when somebody else fucked with us. Somebody else going to fuck with you. Yeah.

God damn. Steve's going, yeah, he blocked the goddamn bless. We know. No, I was going to let the shit go because I never even put the shit together. You're going to let it slide. But when you brought the Donald Trump shit up, I was like, God damn it.

That's exactly what the fuck it was. That was the Lord said, back away from this one right here. Yeah, that was the Lord. The Lord was like, the Lord got something for y'all, boy. The Lord was like, no, shout out of y'all scraped. Y'all scraped. Right.

Refocus. Regroup. You're going to learn so much. The world is your oyster, my nigga. That damn. We got to get the fuck out here. Chris has got to go home, take her wig out, put that bitch in the microwave.

That motherfucker ran out of minutes. It's about to start straight. We appreciate it. And we look like Dirty Sprite 2 album. Shut the fuck up. Get out of here. Hey. Before we get out of here, though,

I got to let you know that we do have the live show March 8th. March 8th. It's going to be at the Charlotte Comedy Zone. Hopefully this is. shit will be out before March 8th. Joe B. God damn, deleting episodes that he don't like and shit. I try to keep the comedy

coming. If the shit ain't funny, Joe will delete. Joe's like, ah. Then he'll blame. Hey, man, the hard drive. I was like, man, fuck the hard drive, Joe. Drop the shit. Put the shit, just put it straight on the YouTube then. I just hope I make this one shit, Joe. Man, he'd be so sad. Man, the hard drive, I had this hard drive, right? And then it's that passive-aggressor shit.

Pluck the fucking hard drive in He's a passive aggressive of ghoul He's a passive aggressive ghoul Then he'll be like Well maybe I can get the shit off I'd be like This nerd is He's gonna get this shit off

Well maybe I can I'll be like Can you Joe Please You know he got a backup For the backup I had this one episode That I did in the trap

I was like This the one that's gonna get me Some pussy This the one I haven't said some genius shit I was like Oh it's gonna be our type of pants then Joe's like

Man To all the people who keep asking When we're going back to the trap Look we got to get some more equipment man Send us some money We need a new hard drive Because this bitch we got Some time is fuck

I like this place Because the way y'all was at That bando y'all was at Exactly that's a man No We're going back in that motherfucker This is classy This is the perfect time of year to go back though

It's no Nats Yeah this is right before it gets hot Nice girl Brady hated the trip. Brady hated the trip. It was hot outside when she went, right? It was a song, man. It was hot.

It was hot. They had a little box. They had a little box AC. It wasn't even no real A-C. Brady, you got bougie, man. We're going back to the trap, man. You couldn't even have an A-C-on while we was filming because all you had heard was the box.

Like, it was too much. She had no window unit. You had a window unit in now. I've been her before. If you were a real 85 South Show fan, you know that those episodes from the trap are classic episodes man they are and if you are new to the 85 South show

go back and watch some of those trap episodes I was on a bando episode I made one that thing I was on a couple you're so fucking ungrateful I love it I love this show what else it was what else happened oh you know you know we got the live show March the 22nd

we're going to be starting a once in a month at Smith's old bar. Brady, you're going to be in that bitch? Of course. Come through and sing a song. We've got a live band and shit. And anybody who wants to perform at Smith's old bar, not anybody.

Talented motherfuckers. If you want to see some new comedians, man. Don't submit it. Look, the email is 85 Southshow at gmail.com. Submit your comedy. Did y'all already pick the name? Submit your poetry.

Yeah, we got a dope. I need all that information. Oh, we got D.C. He's going to be lit. He plays. Platinum in the hood. Hey, DC Young Fly, platinum in the hood.

Yeah. A million streams. Joe, do me a favor right now. At this point of this video, put a link to D.C. Mix tape. Put the, put the shit on it.

Put the, put a big, let the shit take over the screen. This is DC, this is a promo for D.C. Young Fly, goddamn it. If you didn't know me,

the mixtape is going hard in the streets all the way up to one million streams, man, keep supporting that shit. Salute to my dog. And it was Clayton birthday that other thing. It was Clayton birthday.

Hey, I'm telling you, I fuck with y'all, boy, I'm telling it. Everybody. And then our birthday coming up, you know, man, you April. Aries and shit. Aries, brothers. We're going to let them breathe on that for a minute. Yo.

I know you're wondering where everybody is. Clayton is in L.A. It's pilot season. D.C. is in L.A. working on some shit. I think for TB1 this time. Yeah, we got some big shit coming up out of here. I ain't even going to be able to tell you what it is because, you know, what it is. But it's just, no, nigga, moves is being made.

When you look up and you see people gone and shit, just know their moves is being made. But then they'd be like, damn, Los, you be here all the time. Well, I make my moves, and I come back. Don't think I ain't doing shit, nigga. I'd be every goddamn well. I was, shit. I just touched six states in the last three days. Hey.

Hey. Right. The motherfucking ink ain't even driving the chicken. We already got the bitch back home. You heard what I said? God damn it, we're out here chasing that cheese. Nigger ain't hurt for nothing. Nigger ain't worried about nothing.

Wiling out about to come back, So you already know That's another bag You understand Hey I'm about to go on tour We're Darren too man Me and Darren going to tour Oh shit

Me and Darren trying to be putting our tour together man we're putting our tour together man We're going to do the big and bigger tour Oh me Chico and Darren are at Uptown Comedy Corner What is that March 15 through the 17 17 through the 19 17 through the 19

Me Chico Big Baby that's Atlanta I mean an uptown comedy corner In Atlanta Georgia Make sure you hit the website at Uptowncomcom.com. Grab you some tickets. We're going to put a link to that shit up on the website

or 85 South Show or something. All right. Oh, and make sure you check out my motherfucking acoustic remakes for my boy. My man John right here. I don't like that boy shit. Yeah. My man John.

I got T-shirts on my site, so thank y'all. T-shirts on the site. We got the tax season anthem jumping off all types of remixes. So it's probably going to be right on right of this video, click that bitch if you can. It'll preempt. This the other right? This right. Well, fuck it. The bitch in there. Put the

shit on there, Joe. Let them go. All right, fuck that. Go to the shit right now and play like 12 seconds of the shit. We don't have to, really wait 12 seconds. He'll do it in post. Put the shit in there and let them know we ain't bullshit. Brady Ward. Yes. Chrisy Too Real.

Ronnie Jordan. Make sure you take you some of this free shit off the table. Get you a red bull. We're going to Go roll her backwood. Shout out that Nick Cannon. My nigga Nick Cannon is still out here, wilding. Your fuck, out. The stand-up special, I think if you go back and watch it after all the shit that happened,

it'll mean a whole lot more to you. I'm not trying to say that, hey, go watch Nick Cannon. It's going to be the funny shit you ever seen. I'm not saying that. I'm saying if you see all the backlash that he caught and then you watch it again, it's got a whole different type of... It's a good context to it. You know what I'm saying?

Because what niggas was cussing me out in the comment, like, bitch that nigga, you told me to watch motherfucking Nicky. I'm like, niggas. It's not that fucking serious. Niggas wants a comedian to change their life, but they'll list to their boy. Do you understand how fucking...

Do they fuck a song every week at a showcase book? You understand how fucking mad you got to be at somebody. You got to be a fucked up person to be mad at a nigga for trying to make you laugh? Yeah.

You're a dark fucked up person. Yeah. I have no more words to say to you, motherfuckers. This has been another... magnificent episode of the 85 South show my home girl christie too real is about to milting this motherfucker hot ass weird take it out we have this bitch oh shit you know what I'm gonna count back 85 85 85

85 oh 85 oh oh oh oh oh I got follow on to meet mealy's, you already know. Oh, she's tired, y'all. She got a wrist. Damn, it's three. Good work, guys. It's tomorrow, but you know. It's bad for me.

Appreciate you, brother. Thanks for the call, my nigga. I'll take my coat with me. Who luck, Shauna. Who? I'm sick. It's late, for real, for real late. What you want me to tell him? I don't know. What are you ready to tell?

Tell me something, Brady. What can you see me? I'm always working. You know, let me tell you how you got to go get this shmoney. Because if you don't, shmoney, like Cardi would say, you got to go get the shmoney. Because if you're in here working, what you're doing? You lurking. I don't got time. Look, at Brady is music. Anywhere and everywhere. Everywhere you can find me is going to be at Brady. is music or Brady Ward. The mixtape slash EP,

whatever you want to call it. It's called Blamelemon Pass. It's coming very soon. The single is called Only If I'm very excited. It's going to be real cute or whatever. And what's the other school, Barton? I went to Fort Valley. You did.

Hey, Brady, is there? I used to live in the Mohawk and the Red Hall on the bottom. Right next to that for it. Twice. You stayed at twice. they stick out twice. That's where the holes were there. When I was in, they were twice a little. No, no, no.

They were fucking in twice. They were. What? They could have, my freshman year, we couldn't have visitation because they, the girls did you? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You know, we're in a lot of people. We should do that out there. There's nothing to do. We're in Perry Jordan. No, I had a car. Everybody. Oh, you just lived. Oh, you just lived.

Oh, you're in a shit. That's the only HBCU and the regular Because I transferred With the West Georgia The teachers The teacher's at the black school Really want you to do good

They made me like Man, it's shit right What's the fuck? Wow You made a hell of a difference Where did you find that A public speaker teacher man She was like

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