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Episode Date: July 17, 2026

THE 85 SOUTH SHOW IS A COMEDY PODCAST HOSTED BY KARLOUS MILLER, AND DC YOUNG FLY. ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE THE DUO SITS WITH THE COMEDIAN JESSIE MCDONALD & TALK ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE CLASSIC JOKES, FATHERHOOD, GETTING JUMPED, LIVING WITH CEREBRAL PALSY, REVENGE PRANKS, MONEY MANAGEMENT, AND SURVIVING IN AMERICA #cerebralpalsy #standupcomedy #fatherhood #revengestories #moneymanagement Subscribe To Our Streaming Service Channel 85 https://bit.ly/SubscribeToChannel85 Shop Our Merch! https://bit.ly/85Jetlife2024 Unlock exclusive 85 South content by subscribing to Channel 85 & get 20% off 6 months with code 85PERCENTER - https://bit.ly/85PERCENTER Get the latest 85 South Gear from Eighty Five Apparel Co - https://bit.ly/85Merch CHAPTERS: 00:30 CLASSIC JOKES 10:04 HANDICAP DRIVERS 18:08 FATHERHOOD 22:57 CHILD ABDUCTION 25:03 GETTING JUMPED 33:15 REVENGE PRANKS 41:41 GETTING WHOOPED BY THE NEIGHBOR 45:11 CEREBRAL PALSY 58:14 STUDS 01:04:52 THE SOCIAL MEDIA ALGORITHM 01:13:53 NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND POLICY 01:17:38 STAND UP COMEDY 01:21:37 COUPONS AND DISCOUNTS 01:28:30 SURVIVING IN AMERICA 01:32:46 MONEY MANAGEMENT 01:57:32 HANDICAP PARKING 02:02:37 CHARITY WALKSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcast. I knew I was grown when I graduated high school because my high school senior experience was just me paying for shit. Real. I wasn't doing shit in high school. I was so happy to go out. I had a job. responsibilities bills

waterboard cheerleader um president of three organizations nah man time out yeah don't sound

right safe for the show all right all right not yet you miced up y'all mic up we'll be ready

to me I bet well I don't even want to say she that just wait we'll wait I bet look at Marco

looking like one of the veggie tail mm hmm you like a turn and let me get a switch right quick I can't, I ain't, I can't do the other shit.

Hey, bro, we gotta have 8 to 5 South a little trip or something. I'm with it. What I'm with all that? What I'm saying? A little two-day something, right? I quit, you know what I'm saying? Since we getting to end you're in the vibe, right? Right.

Somewhere light, man, you go to get a cabin in Tennessee or something, right out. You gotta go to Tennessee, but we can go right there in North Georgia. North Georgia, hour away. It's, uh, right there. They're right there. Right there. Still in the city. Cheller.

We got that start enjoying ourselves, but I don't get a fuck. That's what I was saying, Nick, I'm trying to, that whole little BET-T shit gonna eat the weekend up. I don't get no weekend, Nick. I mean, but shit, you really, you really gotta, you gotta use that as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, like, as a,

but you know, I know how you are, you are, you want to cheer. But, nigga, after hosting that shit for two years, we don't never have to go through that shit to get. We don't never have to. It ain't need, it's down there what it is, it networking. I'm mostly, saying, nigg, you bet, can you can't,

me why I'm hip. That's how I'm in LA. Hey boy, I ain't hip for too long. You look for me. You're gonna get me now. You gotta get me now. Cause when I go, boy, fuck, all this shit over here. I ain't even lying. I'd really be going out there to see who we can hire for a real for you a man. You can't go out there and look for work. Ain't no work. Ain't no word, niggins. Everybody out there looking for some work. That's what I'm saying. So you're down to say what you got going?

I got some going. I got some going. I'm trying to go to work. You feel. Put me on my bag roll. I'm ready. I'm in the answer. cute in the middle. Why this shit, Jay? I just ain't need to help me. I'm gonna all by myself.

Like, hell, like, hell, you know how you got right of shit, like the hip and punch up, shit like that. Hey, we'll be on the boat so much. I did it for Curlwyn, Claiborne. I did it for Myron jewels. But see, he's seen like, every time I ask them all fuck, special like an OD. I might send them and sit, them, sit.

They don't need me. Yeah. I'm like, I know that, but I'm saying. What's the point of you look? What I do, I did something that Ricky did to me. Ricky Smellon, I watch your sitting and listen to this. And then I hear, I hear a tag.

That really, that really all I've been saying. Digger don't do you know how to tell that shit. I'm like, you would have said that. That shit horrible. Yeah. Oh, that's trash. You saw that 21 of every one shit I did. You saw I was chuffing them niggas, I was trying to tell them

like, hey, bro, that why don't you don't respect y'all, nigger, now. You up here with mok, mok, jokes. Mock, jokes. Why you don't get your ass on? Y'all, nigga, got it so braving. That's why I've been telling you all these years. You can't cheat that stage, boy?

You can't. You got to go on, man, get all that. That's the way. So you can see, okay, this don't work. Right. Don't never say that again. Right, yeah. Sometimes you got to go out there and say that shit.

Don't say that. You feel it, but that's just what it is. And then another thing you got to learn to as a comedian, then. Sometimes it ain't that the shit ain't funny. It's just that. You don't believe that. Some comedian you don't want to hear

a certain shit from. You get what I'm saying? You don't want to hear Cory Hogan talking about no policy. You don't hear that nigga talk about no bitch. You don't want to hear Dave Chappelle talk about no bitch. Kevin Hart can't do no sex jokes.

Or he's going to end up looking like he's been doing comedy for five years closing his special pumping the stucing. You see what I'm saying? Remember when Kings of, you might not have been around then. You remember when Kings of Comedy came out with everybody was saying for probably 10 years at that.

The hell ain't funny. The hell ain't funny. He's the least part of anyone. The hell ain't funn't funn't. All he do is cussing for with the crowd. This at a time where it's like crowd work shit. Like, they don't know about that. We sing Martin do that.

They want to have material. They're trying to be like Martin. Crowdwork. That's what everybody said you were doing. That's Martin shit. And guess what he got it from? Robin Harris. You see what I'm that?

You see what I'm saying? Joe Tori tried to take that from Robin. Hey, remember when he hosted, that's all he did. Oh, he did. Right, right. Right. And he was great then. Yeah.

Give me wrong. But that's why I said, like, when niggas, I used to be, when I used to be roasts, I said, bro, they might want to get that. But them niggas in them first five rows, they don't want that. Them niggins will look, that why I'd be like, bro, bro, a little niggie be doing fire. I'd be like, but I'm folks so engaged. Let me ask the motherfucker. How you doing it?

Who, woo, woo, who? What I don't want to respond, but I look at you like a Brit wall. Nigggo, when you came through with it, it's like the way you did that shit, the way you do that shit. Right. Like 2.0.

It's the evolution of all that they came to close to you. Right. You know what I'm saying? Right. You're the first nigg that we seen, those niggas who wasn't out. Usually when a nigga gets on them off that good, right there. The camera don't never be around, you know what I'm saying?

Right. Right. Right. Ain't matter what the world. You know, you know, jokes too. Sometimes they're about just telling the jokes, sometimes just talking to the crowd. Right. Making them engage in what you're seeing.

Right. You see, he blew up by himself on the internet, doing his own shit. Right. So why I'm telling him, nigg, if I pay, if I'm a fan, And I go see this nigga. You want to see what's on the internet. If I don't hear that nigga say, bring that ass, even if he'll roll, then fuck you mean.

I'm gonna walk out that motherfucker like, that hell, damn, do my shit. That's just like your tag. You got to say it. See, what I was saying early was, like when I was doing new shows, I was doing it. I was seeing action when the people were like,

you heard bring that ass on the internet, by what you got. But what I'm saying, when you fuck with anybody in the crowd, Whether it be eight, five, five, or what? That's how you set it up. Bring that ass here, right? What the girl, what the fuck, Jean?

Uh-uh, bring that. You gotta, that's your perfect setup. People gonna follow that because that's you. Right. People couldn't wait to say that. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, we're getting better, fellas. You see how Mike do it, huh? He gotta get 15.

You gotta get that out of the way. You put that in the video. Where? That, you know the shit from all about dimension. Mm-hmm. 45 47. Don't get out. Don't get that.

That's all the rip. That's in the first 30 seconds. Stop calling me Day Day Day. Mm-hmm. Hair turn. Mm-hmm. Bitch, I ain't Day Day. Mm-hmm.

I know you want to hear it. It's just, it's like a joke that you ain't already did on stage, but the call back down. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You've been in that show with me with you. I'm thinking, man, let me go out here. He's hit him with some new shit.

Yeah. Do this. Do that one. Right. Let me here. Stay with your stead. Babe. Man.

They got their request. They got their request. Hell man, how much new shit I do, nigga, I'm gonna be doing the special. Man, do that out of the water fucking. Hey, all right. Oh, you do it. They're gonna be like, yeah, they didn't do this joke. Oh, I had a new life.

That's it right now. What we doing? J O.A. Play me some pimper pimp. Are you ready? And I get some red cups. We need some cups. Stand it down.

We're about five minutes out, guys. Quiet on the set. Quiet on the set, please. J-O-N, turn this pussy ass shit off, place the papers. This stand-up shit is so fun. It just won't work, bro. I love it. Don't never let it be work.

Don't never let it be working. It's fun, but in my head. The whole thing. It's like selling dope. Don't know. Even if you want to do it or you don't want to do it. No, we ain't selling dope. We're dropping dope on.

No, we drop it off. But even though the dope we drop in a dog, no. I must not put my name on my bad. Can't do that. I'm going to keep some cups back here. Can't do that. I can't do that, gang. I don't know about you.

I'm going to be oversets. This she's in the cell. All I got to do is putting the twang on. That why does she ain't so good. I'm going to keep something that's smoking. We're gone. Even not dead is smoking. I know you studied hard.

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Listen to everyone watches women's sports. On the IHeart Radio app. Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. If you don't fuck me, right? Yeah. I don't see in them before. I got this shit from out of space. You really, you really ain't posted for it.

You ain't read it for it yet. I don't even know what it is yet. I don't know what it is. I know it's dope. I know you can't get it nowhere else. But I got it. I got it. I got it.

I don't know what it is, though. You know what it is? You can't, ain't nobody else got it. I know I got a gift. I'm such a student. I still learn. I'm learning how to use my bills. You've got too many weapons, Nick.

I can't see here and tell you like I know it all. I'm like, nigger, I find some new every time. It was one that you just did at the goddamn show. I was like, it was an old one, though, from my old shit. But I brought it back. You ain't brought it back in a long time. But I did it on a... This is the joke that you used that, you know,

you introduced it when you were, like, using the call with your mama and she fought it. Right. There was a perfect introduction to her character because you were like, why would you say? I remember that guy. I had you crying. Why would you say? I had you crying.

Why would you say that? Yeah, I forgot. And the other one where you said, yeah, but you even never went upstairs and found your, you know, a dog to drag away. That'd be one of my beginning jokes to get me comfortable on stage, bro. But do you see how much it makes that character, though? Right. You could take that shit anywhere.

Because you don't even do no jokes about how your parents old. Uh-uh. Not no more. You started out of it. They know that. Like, they know me. It got to the point they know me now. It ain't no more of them not knowing me.

It's like, now I got to break down the shit that they know about. I had a joke about y'all knowing my parent old, but let me tell you what happened. Well, what you went on? Now I got you. How to set it up for you. It's about five jokes that I really want you to keep right. What's up with? The role is talking to old girl.

Okay, yeah. The parent. Okay. Specifically. like that shit with your mama and how your dad was the leader of the pastels, the old pastor. Yeah. That shit. It's so much shit right now. You talk about like having older parents, they got you, even though you're young, they got you dressing like you, they age.

I was the only nigga in elementary school with a rolling book bag. With wheels on their bag. With the wheels on that, everybody got their boot bag on their shoulder. I mean, that motherfucker like carry on. I mean, the third grade, he lied with a left with a cat. I'm gonna get her. She's like, he got your homework. I'm like, yeah, let me get it out. It's sitting here.

Like I'm about doing magic drinking that motherfucker, boy. That's what, bro. You don't got no music joke about you doing music. You got jokes where you do music in there, but you don't got nothing about. You got to give them that insight as a nigga who do come in. Who do music. But you know, I used to be so, I used to keep my music and everything away,

but now I got so. comfortable now I'm bringing it on stage. It don't even matter. You feel me? And like, it don't even matter. This is where I have the opportunity to showcase my talent. But in my head, I had to have some jokes first. I had to go be a comedian for a. Now, no, I'm a comedian.

I'm a solidified comedian. Fuck them, nigginska. I must work on my crowd. Right. Now, I'm in the pen where I'm like, ooh. I guess because my journeys are so different. It was like, everything that I had to face, I had to face it on stage. Right. You get what I'm right?

We had that era where we had to be funny. Right. Because we're going in front of the niggas that we, are we going after the niggins? They never let us go in front of him. Right. We had to go up after the niggas that we grew up watching on Comic View.

And they murder. Yeah, comedy jam. I'm talking about it. And they come in and, man, put me up. I gotta go catch the other spot. Man, I can't, who gonna put up after you? They figure it out, man. Shit.

Yeah. I'm talking about just random niggas who was funny as hell on fucking common view nigga Angelo Dundee A lot of people don't remember this nigga Angelo Dundee

But he was in there He was on deaf jam and all that shit Too you know the buff nigga he used to wear The cowboy hat and shit Just like Joe Torre And his thing used to come through that motherfucker And he would come maybe Two or three times a year

Just pop out Fuck the show up and dip I'm like this motherfucker Don't be the bed one where you're like, damn, bro, they should be getting a whole lot of light and shine. And the motherfuckers is ripping in this bit. Oh, that's a nigga that nobody wants to go up after the boy. This nigga used to go up probably second or the last or either last every night. Who?

It's all the spot. Nesto. Ernesto? Oh. And he's one of the funniest niggas ever. And the way he do comedy, this niggins just do comedy. It's just like machine gun all night long. Like, everyone.

one of these motherfucking punchline hit, bro. So five. Every one of them. I got to go. And the way you be dressed, you'd be looking like. You were like, he looked like a nigga would be watching cars in the parking lot. But man, this motherfucker walk out there, throw that old ad, jet clamping hat on and rock that motherfucker hat, man.

If he do five minutes, then he gets five minutes worth of last, bro. Ain't no. Ain't a breath, isn't that bit. Because he don't let up. He's a hell no. I ain't coming over there. You tip your baby dad out. said, he wants to see them kids.

Them kid, bitch, sleet saying, 9.30. Hell no. Yeah, this nigga really got caught up over, bitch. How he had to jump off, like, the third story. No. He crushed his anger. He tells the story on stage, but the way he said, boy, I can't do that.

He's like, see, that's how he gets killed right there. Jone it. Y'all better stop all that goddamn Joni, me. Because that's how he get killed. Nigg was in the parking lot. Niggins said, yep. That's why that nigga all that fucking shiga. That nigga walked in a circle three times.

Everybody who rode in that box shit, it better be ready to go. That thing on their way, playing that ass-whopin' music. I'm talking about. Man, every time this nigga finished, the crowd roaring, bro. That's fine. I gotta go look a more now.

You ain't know what I'm on this show? Mm-mm. Oh, yeah. Super Jay? Oh, he was Super Jake and, and Parkin. Yeah. That nigga? No.

Boy, that motherfucker, hilarious, bro. Super J. Super J, bray. Yes. I'm talking about surgical. In apartment, Super J. But then, look, then the nigger. I got to go.

But then, I got to go get him on. Then the nigger, like K. Dove come right after him with the same. Ba, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Fuck him up the whole time. Then dirty South coming up. Then a nigga, like, double D coming up. Man, number pressure. Then ain't no telling who in town.

That nigga T-rate might pop up. And this nigga, I, I say this nigga name on this show so much. This motherfucker got the coldest intro in comedy, bro. No. I don't get a quote with nobody to say, bro. With T. Ray. Brough.

Jay Win, you play, do me a favor. Play this song right quick. This is just BTS hit. Oh. Played Nuclis. Jam on it. Oh. Man.

Watch this. I got you been to go with JJ with that tequila. He, that's another cold after, bro. Yeah, dude. Oh, he's going crazy. For sure. But dig this. The nigga coming to the stage, right?

He gonna let this whole shit play for about two minutes. The crowd already older and they loved it. Turned it up a little bit. Yeah, you know. So, bro, the nigga ain't even started walking to the stage yet. All you hear is this shit. He got the crowd fucked up already. Because it's an old school song now really hear that much.

Brother. This nigga come on stage. Before he cut the music, So he already telling jokes, bro. So he didn't get the stage by now, right? So the niggas say some shit, like. You'll be so high. You miss another song with the song you already listen to.

And then the nigger threw this shit right here and fuck the whole crowd up. That nigger was like, you're going to listen to some shit, and you just remix your own work. You smoke it. And you hear that shit? Hey, hey, I always feel like. And then the crowd, like, oh! This nigger here.

He'd have fucked them up off the real. Before the words, he'd come on, I'm dead. He cut that shit, but... He'd be about two or three of them. Man. That thing is stupid. Man. I had a problem like that, too, though,

listening to songs and be thinking about some other shit. Like, thinking about a whole other song. Br. It'd be comedians who come up with shit so cold. He'd be like, how the fuck? And they was like, this nigga had a joke in what he said. This nigga T.

Makes a noise. You ever had gonorrhea. Anybody ever had gonorrhea? Nobody called. That knick said, who the fuck I get it from? I'm like, I'm like, bro. I'm gonna bring him to back. He's broke.

Yeah, you got to. I'm bringing he's throw back. You got to. What happened? Oh, this nigga, he came to. He used to come to throw back religiously. He's a coming to throw bag. You're a traveling motherfucker.

No license. Got driver. Who? I can't get a motherfucker. Who did? You pick me up from the F. What? That's the guy the motherfucker drag him from Arkansas all way to Atlanta and back.

He just drove eight hours. He got dry 10 tomorrow. You know what lifeline do you just? Where you're going? I'm ready to go when I'm ready to go. Where you're going? Oh, Miami. Oh, hell.

And right to. I get a cup. Yeah, I got a- I got-a-oh. I thought she brought them busy. Yeah, nobody around no cook. Ain't no cups behind you? No cup behind you. Bro, you got a team how to play the guitar, Jay.

That'd be hard. Hand-fucked up. Y'all lucky, I don't have no musical gift. If I was a nigga that can sing, I'd never stop singing. Ah, man. What, cool, that, nigga? But my fingers don't relax on the shit, it don't work. Y'all always say that, put your finger, it won't work.

No, you ain't got no excuse now, bro. I saw an Asian dude, he got, had a train ran over his hand, that nigga lost three of his fingers, he still played a good time. You know, one the dude that used to drive me, ain't got no legs. He got prostate legs and no fingers, he got nugs. Why would you get in the car? I didn't see any nigga drive. As a matter of fact, you're sitting on the step of the movie.

This nigga, you've got a... Dick, you think of Ken, when they ain't got no fingers, they'll be driving me. Damn, man, this nigga. Bro. He ain't got no legs on. You got a never hard of a line. I saw this. He's not going to let...

Bro, let me tell you something. That's why I fuck with you, bro. You got a hard of a line, bro. You hear what I'm saying? Niggas real nigger. He got a lover nigger. Now, I'm paralyzed. In my head.

I can't do this. Well, you know what I'm there? With no fingers. I said, who driving, Jess? He said, he is. I said, who? Nick, looked up. He said, I am.

I said, oh! I said, how you train gear guy? He said, why I take out now? And I said, he's in the passenger seat. Shouted driving. He ain't got no leg. No leg. No leg.

Bro, I said, but these four got hearts of a line, bro. I love that shit, bro. You hear that. me no cap. Ain't making no excuse. You know, I just heard a nigga walk in time I'm around on a nigger boy ride. I'm like, hey. This nigger here, Joe leg, no fingers.

And he's the driver, game. And he's the driver. And he's the driver. He's ratting. And you can't make a man, because you don't know when he's going to ball his fist up. Listen, bro, and he always with him. How do you meet him? Um, at a motorcycle club.

That's why I'm for weed, because I'd be having to deal with this. I'd be having to deal with this shit. A handicapped nigga just told you he met a nigga at a motorcycle clip. Would you be in the side car? No. A tricycle? No, I went. What he would do?

They were a motorcycle group through the day annual. So they do a concert. And I went to go see the artist because I knew him. And then he came. So when he walked in, I said, a nigga that had no hand. I said, man, we got to do a skit together. You don't need to know my name. I don't care.

We got to do a skit. You ain't got no fingers and I ain't got no balance in these legs. I was like, man, we got to do it and shoot. That was it. And y'all been partners, that was it. Yep. That's what I'm talking about. Or bringing my cousin done with me, the one that can't talk.

The one that you stuttering. Yeah. Damn, your whole crew got an element. You got a group. You don't hang with no regular niggas. And the boy walked me here high. Stutter like a motherfucker. Come on, come on, just, nigga.

Justie got eight kids. Eight. Jesse got eight kids. Jesse got eight kids. I'm wrong my balance, man. That's wrong on my hips. I'm gonna get it in. I told him, he ain't disabled.

He's disabled to he's getting that pussy. He's able, when you set him up, though. He up there, he's coming down. Had a last fuck. Baby girl, you know I can't pull out. And all. And all. It's a rock now.

When I say, get up, get up. Better move with that same fool. Because I'm shooting that bitch up. Hey, Keith, he said, bye-ah-ah-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. What? Hey, kid. They know what they were doing. What?

They trap you, Jis. They ain't trapped me. Pusses is so good. He'd be forgetting he ain't disabled no more. He gets up without a cage. And he gets up. Walk to his bare-full. I ain't know.

He was getting up. You ain't got to get you, baby. You got to come get me. But you stupid. Jesse got eight? Got eight. That was, how's your oldest? 24.

Oh, you've been in the game. What's your youngest? Six. Oh, you just had one. Ooh! That boy, I had twerker on steel. Six and eight, man. I got full custody.

Full of custody. My boy, boy. All y'all, nigg who ain't got y'allie got your kid. Y'all's my whole-ha-nick. Ain't that shit crazy? Shit crazy. You can be talking about it.

These niggins, chopping their kids out, me talking about, man, I ain't got no time to do nothing. Yes, you do? You got a lot of free time, bro. Man, take no kids with you. Come on. Come on. They'll be with me. What?

You ever be on your dad's shit, and then you get mad at all the deadbeat? You know, I'm out here doing all this, niggas? These niggas are here enjoying themselves. But you know, they're some motherfuckers. Bray, these motherfuckers are so terrible. They don't even ask this nigga for nothing no more. You ever think about that? They don't try to call.

They don't have a number on this, nigga. They already know he ain't no good. So as you call it, he always says, what your mama do? Bro, it's been four months since she's seen in a nigga. What you mean? What their mama do? Everything.

Digger. That's a wife. I'm saying for some clique, huh? I'd love to have a show like cheaters where we run up on Dead Beat Dad. They'll be tight than the motherfucker with and just run up on the neck. They ain't doing them a thing. Can they stay here?

You're right here. Why don't want to help them kids? And then you can't. You can't take care of his other kid. I'm a good dad. It's just shit. It's sticky. Yeah.

I always be thinking of like, worst case scenario type shit. What do you mean? What did that nigga got over there and them stepkids treated him better than his real kids? Hey, you got something that? They were going to bed and they came in the living room. Good night, daddy. Hugged a neck.

That nigga melts his. They ain't up having that. He got it. He got a good. What wrong, Err? Man, who kid, man? They all right. They're all right.

What we need? Let me get a word. Hey, my problem, that shit is so funny, but I don't think a still kid like him. Who? He knew it. I can't tell you, but. Yeah. But we was over there and I saw it.

I saw it. He like, for a little nigger don't fuck. with me, bro. I like, what you mean? He like, bro, niggins you want to play the game. I'm like, who game is? I'm like, it's here. I'm like, it's here. He must play the game. That little thing came out of nowhere and just walked past the TV and was like, I know you guys are talking about me. Yeah, having kids is a motherfucker man. My son, 17, he's about to be a high school senior, man. You got to go. I got two graduating this year.

Yeah, I'm training my kids to go ahead to be a part of the business. They don't even know it yet. Real? They don't get a fuck. What they want to do. You're going to be a employee here first. Family business. You do what the fuck you want to do, but start here first.

Oh, man, I can't wait. They owe them to drive, do all the type of shit. That's when they want to get the keys at the wrong time. Yeah. You understand how dangerous the world is until your kids want to go out there. Man. But you got to mention that they're ready for it, though. My son is old.

I'm like, man, I'll stay your ass. There's shit out there. They're stealing kids. What the fuck? You got to worry about it. That's crazy. They stealing kids. They're stealing kids.

They're still in black kids. They're still no disabled kids. They are. They don't give a fuck. They don't get that long. They don't know. I've never seen nobody that's still in a disabled kid. I can see them getting back there to the main spot and they're like, who did this?

They just getting it. You can get nobody else. That black marketing for real, bud. They want that. kidding. So if you see a motherfucker looking at you crazy, at sick. Yeah, you don't want to be kidding. That is crazy. A lot of black people have been coming up missing lately. Yeah, brother, and they don't want to put that shit on the news. You see TikTok news and all

that. They're like, yeah, 50 people go on missing. You're like, why are you folks saying that? That's a real. That's a crime. That's a serious. Something's going on around here. Because you know back in the day, all we had to be, you know what I'm saying, cautious for the white van. Just watch out for the white van. Don't walk up old strangers. Don't get no candy from nobody. You're good. And that was it.

See that white van, hall lad. See, in the 90s, it was most scary, though. You remember all the TV shows had that one episode with the kidnapper on there? And then it was like, they showed us in all these shows and movies and shit what the kidnapper looked like. and all his little tactics, he'd come around be a nice white man. Say white collar shirt. Hey, have you seen my dog?

Am I helping me look for my dog? He was right over there. Could you look over there for me? Next thing you know, they're tied up in the basement. What happened to the dog? You the dog, bitch. You're a dog, man. What the hell would you send me

and you ain't looked for him? Hey, you thought you can go look over there? Have you looked? No, I want you to look. You've heard the chaos. Now you can see it. Hello. My gosh.

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Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Mitch, you look. This is your dog. They're going to get what fuck about that motherfucker. Yeah, no. White van. And you had to walk in groups. Can't walk by yourself.

Three or four people. All they want to be by yourself. I don't like people. Man, you better find somebody. You have a group. You got to have a group. Either or either walk with a group or get jumped. I was just saying, can a nigga get their head jump?

What, Jesse, you be outside, boy. A nigga would get their ass. They got to bring jumping back, though. Jumping motherfuckers? Yeah, jumping motherfuckers. That was a safety. That was a safety mechanism for kids. Because when we was in school,

motherfuckers were still getting jumped. For sure. Ain't no bully. Ain't no bully. If you have a bulls get you three friends. That's why the guns came in the play, though, because jumping shit was. That shit curries.

Jumping started making the news and shit. Niggins almost getting killed getting jumped. That's why I started carrying a knife and I'm carrying a gun, all that shit. I ain't getting jumped. There ain't no bully though. You are cool niggins. No, I was chintin'n't. No, I was punching cool niggins.

They didn't give a fuck. He got bitches. You got bitches. Oh, shit. Who the fuck jumped? I didn't know until it was over. In school? I thought who was cool?

You got bitches? Oh, man. In school, I'm not. I'm hitting first. Oh, okay. I'm gonna hit you first. That way the rest of the year. Who the fuck is your jess?

You're offensive. They still alive? Yeah. Let go beat them up. You're just a whole ass niggins. Who jumped on you? This is in Cincinnati. I didn't even know I was getting jumped.

Oh. Until it was over. I failed and I just know everybody would pop me upside the head and hitting me and kicking me. I thought they were playing. Why they were doing that? Shit, I was the weakest link. You was in school?

No. No, I was in Cincinnati visiting my dad. You were grown? No, I was about ninth grade. Oh, okay. When I got back home, I don't know. I wasn't going. You talked to me, you said anything wrong, I'm going to hit in the mouth.

You should have been hit you. You got to deal with that the rest of your life. You may have to deal with my ass, you got to deal with the rest of your life. You may have that time the handicapped nigga hit you? That nigga knocked the hell out of you. Don't let me lean up against nothing. That's like, nah, what you were doing? You were popping his dad.

Boy, I didn't care one dude used to hold me up. Yeah. Man, I was gone. That right. So one time the nigger held me up and another niggins stopped back fighting, I nigger moved me. That's right. You can't win no, you can't win no air-wipping in high school.

That's wrong with most people though. They ain't never lost. That ass-man. When you took your furlough? When you took your furlough? Shit, the first? The one you remember, the one you were like, boy, I can't do, I'm hell no. I can't let that happen no more.

Man. I was 12, boy, I remember that. My head was like, wow, wow. I was like, boy, he up there. I was like, hey, wah, wah, you got it, my boy. You are like, I ain't, wah, wah, I was like, boy, don't ever get down here no more. You'd be one.

You'd be like, let me get in. You're like, don't let that. That's all I had, so I was just punching me in. I'm probably about 13. A girl whooped my head. Damn. Yeah. Because I couldn't hit her back.

Yeah, that's, she was just pounding on you? Nicky, the hell didn't come fast enough. But why was she just pounding on you? Because I would have got it. trouble if I would have hit her. I would have got through out of school and never. You're running. You didn't say, me, stop playing. No, we was in the gym and she was already a step. You know how the gym, it's like, she up. She up already. She on you. So I was just trying to just block all this shit.

I couldn't grab her hold up. So I'm like, looking back though, that was the one. So you and that Mr. Miyagi. But that one don't really count. You ever fought a nigger and you ain't lose, but you ain't win. But you were like, man, y'all get this, This nigga, like this shit. Like, you tied them up? He tied and you tied? That how I felt. I felt like, everybody said he won, but I was saying it was a tie because of the injuries. Man.

I got mine. My head was hurting. His legs was hurting. He walked by me and pushed me down. And I got up and I went to school. He was on the water fountain. I just hit him in the face. Oh.

Called him while he was drinking. I wasn't going to even fire. I said, shit. And then closed my up instant. Oh, so you were trying to give him a listen and talk after you hit him. Oh, but he ain't fucking me. He was my fucking. He ain't fucking.

And that, that, because both of us had to close eye. That d'ning. That d'nigh, hold tight. Let me tell you how we started this shit in my neighborhood. Right. My dad had won't have bought two sets of boxing gloves. Oh, yeah.

He made you to. And came outside and said, hey, nobody out here whooped my son. I got $5, man. The guy who got to whoop my son. Just turned a beautiful day into some holy field. How much money? These niggas.

Never let that shit go, man. How much money do you lose? I, we ain't lose. Because I actually knew how to do the boxing shit. Oh. And actually boxed. They just put the gloves on and thought we was fighting. But I had already had a couple less.

I think I was about like 13. No, all this shit had around like 12 or 13. Then when I knew I was on my own, nigga, the neighborhood. It just seemed like the neighborhood just turned down in. Turned on me. They're talking about they fucking with me, guy. They just fucking with me. Just fucking with me.

I'm just like, damn, we were just popping yesterday. Say no more, I don't like this shit. Niggin, I'm getting agitated. Not going to house. I ain't got nobody to go get. I ain't got no brothers, no nanny. My sister's old. They ain't they thuddies.

Brothers damn, they'll fight. Can't come fight no 14 yo. I say, Mom. And he's like, fuck with me, man. She's like, what? Come on outside. Nick, we go outside. I'm like, I'm out.

I'm like, yeah, my mama come out. She said, oh, y'all come here. She called them, nigg. She said, she called them from down this street. Man. All y'all come in. She lined all that ass up. She said, nah, what we ain't fin to do here,

Craig, I mean, jail got it. We ain't people to be messing with my boy. Now, we can go out in the back, and he can fight every last one of y'all. I said, hey, hey, hey. Hell no, that ain't what I. Oh, I'm on my own. I'm outside about myself.

Every since then, I knew, I said, I got a man, look, Sean. I can't let a nigga fuck with me. I had that one that major just, I got revenge for this for years. We stand on the basketball court. My cousin lived on the hill. This need to get all the way on the hills.

The most unlikely probability ever. This nigga threw a pine cone off the top of the hill and hit me in my fucking eye. I thought I was blind. I'm a pincolngone. What? That's a bit of fucking bad. Don't miss you hurt. And that bit probably in your eye.

Man, I was doing get back evil revenge shit for three, four years after that. I pissed him. that nigga Gatorade and everything, man. On some straight, little giant shit. Pissed all that, nigga, gayderade. Anytime men, nigga, we're eating something, slapping that on the ground. This thing about five years older than me,

five, six years older. Wait a minute, we didn't go to five. Like you said, like, you make a nigga drink your meat piece. And what you say? You feed this, Gatorade. Ooh, that nigger, you know, that type of fucking do shit like that. And they can put a dick in a tip.

You want me to get that, nigg. You want me to get that, nigg. What? It's my own fucking fruit, but he's got it. Man, I pissed in that gay break. You know why I got that shit from? That's just a movie. It was this movie that came out when I was a kid called The Boy Who Could Fly?

And the neighborhood bully. This guy put pissing the water gun and shot him in the face. But did you watch him drink it though? Yeah. What happened when he drank? He tried to catch me, but he couldn't catch me. Well, but when he drunk it, he knew immediately. Yeah, of course, because it was cold and then I pissed in it.

It was. They get hot. They get hot. It was after a baseball game. He should have grabbed that with a bitch. Oh, my dick, Kri- Man, I did so much fucked-up shit growing up. Naga.

A niggas, I remember. I didn't know that about you. I remember I told this man to Baris, he couldn't ride my bike. I had left my bike outside and I had it like, you know how we used the proper ass shit, like by the steps. I had my, I ain't had my kickstand. This was my ghetto bike that me and my cousin built.

So I had that bitch laying on the steps. I came back, my motherfucking bike was gone. I was at my grandma house just so happened that right there on the steps where my bike was, she had set the broom outside of the door. I don't know why old people didn't never, like she was, she didn't never keep a broom in the house for some reason. She would just leave it outside. So I grabbed the fucking broom, nigg.

As soon as I get the broom, I see the nigga riding fast as hell on my bike. Nika, I threw the broom through the front spoke of the tie. That nigga, whole chest slid when he, that nigga just slid. That was fucked up, man. I ain't never been able to ride no bike. Man. I used to get all kinds of, I used to get all the, I used to be old.

I didn't get back, man. You're too old. You're digging too old to start trying to learn how to ride the bike. He's still fine. Yeah, I pissed in the Gatorade. I'm sorry. I don't condone that type of thing, but I did. He shouldn't tell when he grabbed it, it would warm.

Yeah. But it was, you know how when the shit cold, like the bottle's sweating. So it ain't like the bottle got warm, just the Gatorade. And Gatorade don't already get real cold anyway. Yeah, I pissed in that. that oh you need to come to see me he shouldn't hit me with that fucking pundon oh man I was low down easy cat that's why I don't never be worried like he hate that big kid I hate that thing what give it me I'm gonna do this

the shit first don't never make me feel three oh man you do so yeah I miss y'all make me make a good way don't do fuck y'all I hate that big. It don't matter to me. I hate that gatorade. Oh, he hate that. Oh, he hate that nigger boy. I hate that.

Piss in the game. It was an orange gatorade. It was an orange gatorade. Oh, shit. He had a baseball game. Hot dinner. Motherfuggered. Oh, what?

Yeah, just right. He walked off. My friends are crazy. Just right in the gatorade. Wow. I don't never talk about how crazy I was. I did a lot of shit. But that's funny as fuck, boy.

You hate that, nigga. You hear me? I had that. I got some. What you got, lo? Give me a Gatorade. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

We used to just fight and shit like that. I lived out in the woods, man. Kind of. That's fun. I was kind of out in the woods. So, nigger just show up and be like, I bet you can't beat my cousin up. All right. That's how fight starts.

Fight start, just like that. I'm going to hit my hand. Then the old folks you got to come out and say, y'all cut that shit out. Y'all cut. Oh, boy, you hate that. Hit that boy with that damn back.

Get all kind of shit. Hey, the pull-up game back in the day used to be so crazy because a niggas was pulling up in cars back then in the fight. So niggas might pull up three-four car deep. You don't know who did nothing. And niggas just pulling up getting out.

You're like, ooh. Yeah, uh-uh, come on. What's y'all that? No. You're like, hey. You need to go out of that. We're four cane for ya, buddy. We're four cane.

That gang deep. But y'all, you're so dumb, boy. I remember once I had my kick the nigga with them. I had my Easter outfit on. I had my motherfucking Easter outfit on. Praise the Lord. No, I had them joints, like them canvas joints that look like van, but they were like some pushpubbing and some shit. South Bottles.

Man, everybody in my whole hood hated them shoes, right? Nicky kept fucking with me about them shoes. I ain't even fight this nigga for real. I just did like a round house. And I kicked this nigga in the eye, right? This nigga, I was so fucking slow. They were like, oh, niggas the shoe. From the shoe.

From the shoe. That nigga had a big-ass, like a ball on it. What, you crazy. That bitch didn't move when I kicked him. I hate that nigga with a perfect roundhouse. He didn't move. No I'm saying. He stood right there as I landed this big.

Oh, he's talking about like, he ain't duck. Full roundhouse. Like, turn around? I used to do shit I saw on TV. I probably about 10 when this happened. I hit a nigga with a perfect roundhouse. I never had to do that shit again in my life because I already did that shit. There's at least 40 people who've seen me do this shit.

Right. They bring it up every now and they. I'm like, you remember you kicked Tony old Nick? I'm like, I kid the nigga almost broke my life. whole ankle. I kicked them wrong, though. Thought I was doing something. Kicked them.

Try to land back on that motherfucker. Oh, no. Now I got one leg. You know another move you ain't got to do but one time in your life? What? To let everybody know

you a real bad motherfucker? What? Kick somebody in their ass, man. Because you winning, when you kick somebody in the ass. That means you don't whoop these motherfuckers so bad they didn't ran out of places

to hide from you. Why your ass up? Why your ass? Get your motherfucker now. Man. This nigga double hell, bro. Man, my grandma used to bring that shit up all the time. Oh, I'm about to say, anybody kicking you just.

I had to kick my cousin in the ass one time. I kicked that bitch all in her ass. Oh, grandma. Man. Old school ass whiffes and brus. bro. That what shape does though, bro. Old school asswhip. They always say violence is not the answer, but that is bullshit.

It depends on who you got the ass whooping from. That's really what it is. Like if you got into it with somebody, they would call the ODs on the other side. Like, hey, look, my people got a problem with you and me to them up and apart. For sure. And look, there ain't no respect to me.

Y'all fight it out right now. And after these, we don't want to hear nothing else about it. And you never got a ass-woven from somebody who wasn't related to you? you like somebody you just caught a random ass whooping in the neighborhood yeah nigga I thought that what we were talking about from the gym oh I'm saying like from somebody parents or something yeah my ass who came from a nigga I don't know like dirt like my ass whooping and you're like oh no like you got a kid like you got a

shit and they were like everybody getting their ass whoop oh no I'm a curse you're not related you can't hit me uh I'm a cursor you better not put your motherfucking hands on me they're like what you say I said you better I put your They're like, when this little boy, serious? What? Oh, I was a cuss at 8, 9. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I hung around old people.

That's all they did with cuss. When my cussing game was on punt. You bitch, motherfucker. Ooh! Oh, yeah. When that was, you know, you know, six, seven, eight, nine. Oh, you know, six, seven, eight, nine. Oh, I'm gonna call you a fat bitch and run off.

Nah, oh, that was my food. And you don't need to be with him. You know he's bad. Bad, bad. Back, bitch. I'm out. Man, the joy that you get as a kid, when you make that switch in your mind where you like, I'm about to do some grown shit, man.

You ain't even got to say it. You just, when you're just bad. I'm about doing some grown shit. We need to tell us, hey, all the bad kids who grew up, tap in. I'm talking about who used to just get in the shit. Okay. That's third grade, right? What'd you do?

What do? What do? Drown the chickens? Oh, yeah. Man, you can't do that. God, that's a gentleman. Now, we don't know that about that. We don't know that about it.

We don't know that. We don't know that about that. Look, I didn't know that about that. Or if I came to school with my crutch. Right. Oh, yeah. And I didn't walk with the crutch in school. You didn't walk with the crutch in school?

Oh, okay. I didn't pick it up to, I went to college. So you were born like that? Yeah. Oh. No, I didn't think you just got like that. I mean, I don't know. I ain't never had no decompensations like, hey, man.

Yeah, I was born with BP. Man. on some, uh, Shamar. Really? Watch it, man. I thought we was on a comedy show. We thought we could talk shit on here. We can't, dude, we gotta be staring.

No, I'm just saying, I ain't asked. I thought we were here to talk some shit. I ain't never asked, you know, my boy, he don't get a fuck. He'd be showing. I've been knowing this thing for 20 years, bro. He ain't drunk. He just walked that way. So what is, enlightening this?

It's your problem. Oh, Serbian closet. I ain't never, I ain't nobody enlighten me. He ain't never gonna get that phone out. Yes, he is. Come on, man. Let me have you, man. Come on, man, go ahead, go here, go here, pop your shit.

Eh, my boy. They don't hung up. Nick, get a headset. I would, but. Probably get a blue tooth so you can hit that bit like, hello? And it's on me. You've been a stuck in a whole goddamn thing in it, yeah. And they're stupid.

No, I'm my kids calling. They call her. Did you get it? No. Let me ask for it, man. Did you get it? No, she'll call right back. Oh, I'll say no more.

Man, you better check on new kids. Yeah, but I ain't never know what it looked like. Tell them what it is, because he can't say it anyway. It got to do with the nerve. My dad got it. I got it. My daughter got it. My niece got it. Oh, it's a genetic. Yeah, it's like all the first kids. Damn. You should get with a woman. That's when I had to make some money. You get with a woman who got it in a counselor lock. Right, right. I like, it's a straight kid in here somewhere. This nigger, wow, man. This nigger, man. He says a wild shit.

A little boy, man. That's my nigger, man. When I found out, he was a wild, man. When I found out, I had a baby, I was happy. That right, too. When I found out a little girl, I got sad. Why? Because I knew how, I knew how wild I was. And I would run through these girls. And so, I was like, shoot, these niggins are trying to run through my daughter.

But then when I found out she was disabled, so I got happy again. Because I started thinking, shoe, ain't nobody going to be wanting to a little disabled coocha. You was a goddamn life. You don't got the internet. I mean, she just had a baby. Wow. Yeah, yeah. He was not lying.

No, she out of the shoes. She had busting it open and she got a little boy now. I'm like, no. This girl hit me on Instagram and was like, hey, this handicap puts to change your life. I was like, I'm gonna save the message. Ooh. When I'm ready to change. You know what I'm ready to change?

I like this life, but when I'm ready to change it, I already got some options. Nigger, you remember, I told you I had them had that little encounter with that disabled chick. Yeah. The bitch says she. got it to a car wreck. How she walked, she ain't get into no motherfucking car. That big has cerebral balls. I ain't going to put my

my potting on blast, but I got a home boy and you do too. What happened? So that means he's a mutual friend. Listen to this. He's a mutual friend. What happened, bro? I don't know what happened. I'll just tell you my side

of the story. I went to this city for a show, and this pretty-ass girl was like, I I know your partner. Give me a ride. I need a ride. She was bad. Probably like, damn near a man.

Right. I'm mesmerized. I ain't. I'm like, damn, she bad. I'm going to give her a ride. Because that's what my partner would have wanted. Right. So then I'm like, I drop her off and we sit down, we're smoking the blunt.

Then she get up. And then I notice as she walking, I'm like, damn, she changed her whole walk. Never even noticed the walk. She had the shit too. Mm-hmm. This is by chain? She walked just like Jessus. Mm-hmm.

No, I told you, but now that I know that my partner, he can do shit like that. But see, I didn't know, but when she came to the dope, she had the, the cane. Can I see this? Yeah. She were like, through the people, she were like this. So I couldn't see it.

So when I open a door, she was like, hey, excuse me. That's fucked up that you know how to use that good. I used to set mine up under the table. No. So they say, come on. Why would you? Why would you have it? Why would you have it?

I was the same of it, but then I thought realizing that you, this right here. Because my heart would have went in another direction. I would have had, I would have had that motherfucker on the couch. Soon as she said, I don't want to do nothing the night. And then I'm going to throw a little fit. I'm gonna make a lot of noise with it. I'm gonna swing that bitch, knock some shit off the table.

You're gonna be loud as hell when I'm getting, with him, shit, you know. Make me go all the way. You're gonna make a fair sign. You're gonna make a fist on. Come on, come on. And until she get mad and then leave and put your crutch.

You said, what's this? Until she'd get mad and leave with your crutch, and you just be sitting on the couch. You don't have one to steal your crud. Where are you coming back? You don't have one to keep, Keep, like, take your crud so you can stay still? Damn that fault, though, Jess.

Sure, but I can, I got a little balance, so I was able to walk through my car. Oh. Get the other one, but, sure. Damn. Took me a minute. You got a spout? You got a spout? Yeah, I got two in the car now.

Oh, yeah, you know. Hey, let me find out bitch. It's still a crick. They will. They're heartless like that. I mean, I'm going to take your crud. What's you going to do? Bitch.

Let me get to that car. It's over. Damn, Jess. Got the heart of a line, boy, that way I love you, boy. I ain't gonna like me. Give my life, because you keep trying to. Bro, it's right, you, bro. I don't try to- I'm trying to-

hear all this. Man, this nigga, this nigga. He's swelled, nigga, he's still in here lighter, man. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Dakota. That's right. The year 2020, we're not going for no more that steal your lighter shit. What about ballroom? Everything has.

Lighters are $3.26 at this point. Damn. Even the cheap one like $4. Even them see-through lighters is $2 now. This bitch ain't talking about a name, bro. That's the most dangerous shit you could buy. I don't even smoke. One bitch will blow up in your face.

And I'm still nervous. You're going to be happy when you leave this bitch. I know. I've been already caught up. If I walk out and lose my disability show. You can't get high on disability? Uh-uh. For real?

No, I'll just play. I don't know. I'm going to say, man. If I was on a disability, they had to send me a bunch of pills to the house. I need some of the motherfuckers make me fall asleep watching the days of our lives. Mm-hmm. Oh, you need the perk 30.

You'll be out of there. Yes, you will, yes you will. We've got a very special guest in here with us today, Disney. Yes, we do. Very funny comedian. And my dog, too, man. All the way. I'm talking about droves, nigga.

He drives everywhere. Put that leg on autopilot. You understand? None other than. Who? Comedian Jesself in her. Yeah, dude. My nigga Jesse.

Hey, Jay. Appreciate it. Jesse, tell him your coping mechanism when you be driving. I asked when I said, bro, how you drive, bro? What you be doing? I listen to gospel music. I listen to blues. Give me a sprite and some skittles.

That's it. Take off. Real country's name, shit. One sprite, two bags and skittles. You put the gospel on when you get sleeping on it. No, I start off with the gospel. You will take an RV? You will drive an RV?

Yeah, but most of the time I drive my own car, because I know how to you. I know how much gas I got to put in there. I can get seven hours on one tank. For real? If I know how many hours I got to go, I know how many times I got to fill up. That nigga ain't bull to shit, boy. My thawker.

I'm getting, I'm going to. Niggas out here on E. I'm going to leave out at night. Ain't got nowhere to go on E. Where are you driving? Where are you going? It must don't want it. It goes to show you.

You don't never know who in that car next to you. Watch it on that phone. Right. These motherfuckers out here like Jess. Drive. Eight hours. Drinking a spray. He can skip.

Drop a skiller there, goddamn way. You don't know. You know what? You know what? I got to keep my skillers in the bag. Because I can't do that. You know how y'all pull them in your hands? My hand don't lay down flat.

You're laying in an angle. You just make a look at me. I do. I got to close them like that. You know what I'm saying? At least close three of them, you know. They just fall right there. He's stupid in hell, Jessica, because we imagine you driving.

And then you try to put one skilter. All the motherfuckin' fall out. You just get about three skilters and then leave the rest of them bitches in the car. Ah, man. It's skilter there, man. No, he ain't going to have for a little help. That's it. That's all I'm supposed to get in.

The skill is all in the back of one of that shit. That means you just cut the top of the bag right on the corner. Hell yeah. You go out of the fuck with you, Jason, but I'm telling you. Can't nothing. Do no wrong. Around me, man. Can't no nigga fuck with you around me.

I promise I'm gonna put him on their head. I swear. He don't know you a gangster. Just got a revolving, then. I hope not. No, uh-uh. Please don't put that shit. Get some with a staked.

I ain't got nobody to hold me up to shoot it. Fuck that. Don't you, hell no. Get a sleigh shot. Give me that gun. Hell no. No need no accident. I don't ever put myself in no position

and need no gun. Yeah. But I'm gonna tell you, though, what I used to do, when I had them hose, if I got into it, with you and I knew you're gonna with my ass. I sent one of them girls though that's why she's talking to you. I'll be easing my ass to the car. By the time you look for me, I'm gone.

Go. Had the escape rap. I'm already gone. Yeah, that's my boy. Stay smart. They say, now I'll fuck with them ho. Niggins, I'm gonna fuck with you about them whole chest? Oh, man, boy, they're mad at me.

Damn, because you... Nah. So you get mad to me, I'm just gonna get your gun. What happened? Ooh. What did you always got a chance? I've been telling them that for years. That's why I don't get fucking people, man.

He said, fuck with me, nigga, I'm gonna fuck yo bitch. What the fuck? Niggas! What the fuck, nigga? That's how you think? That's how it was. He not bullshit. Are you fuck with me?

I'm gonna fuck your mom. Yeah. Yeah. I love you, nigga. I thought I do what you said. I think about it. You're trying to go back to hit the whole time you're thinking. You let your little handicapped,

Nick, get it. Inde it. I got some four. I was in my boy, Jesse. I thought, oh, don't worry, I got so fucking, you fuck, nigga. Jesse, go fuck his bitch, man. Boy, there's some freak-haired women out here. Freaky-ha-ha women out here getting Jesse that coocher, man.

What's your pick-up line, Jesse? Like, when you're about to attack, like, say fours that I'm going to fuck-nigger, fuck with you. And you're on a pry. I'm fin to get his bitch. And you see his bitch. What you say to his bitch, man. You want to ride to this show with me?

Oh, you put her in the car. A-Sail. We went on up out of town. Oh, you're taking her. I'm talking about the day of the show. I'm going to take her somewhere where she ain't never been. Oh, you're kidnapping the business. I ain't kidnapping because she got in the car with it.

So when I take you away, and then one thing about it, how can I kidnap you and I can't chase you? I can't run behind you. Case this, miss. Throw that shit out, man. That man. I can't get in that, you're so sure. You're right out of town with me.

Should we get in the room? We're getting one bed. I sleep next. Ain't that double bed? Yeah, no double bed. One bed and I sleep naked. That's it. You can't get in here with no clothes on.

Who get in the bed for you? Me. Why, you gone to the bathroom? I go on and eat that shit off the slide. I don't even know if this is legal. Damn. Is this even legal? Even leave him?

He didn't. He didn't. He didn't. Oh, shit. I got to get in the bed first because I don't want to be one to have to turn the light off. You know, I can't walk in the door, so shit. Damn, Jess. When I turn that light off, be naked on the float, man.

You know how bad that's going to be. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. She ain't been around. She'll know how to help me up. It's gonna be over. And you naked?

Man. I don't get any bed. And turn the light off on your way to the bed. That boy, boy, shit. Salute. I don't like how this nigga got a bag. Uh. I don't like how this nigga got this bag.

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So what, my boy? Some fruit. Some fruits? You don't want no fruit, tap? No, fruits. Shit, my brother. See, that nigga, he got a bag, but it looks like he's hustling. Yeah, like he got something in.

That looked like a stud. This nigga looked like he won't speak to the manager. She looked like a stud. I don't know why. Got them gym clothes. Give me some pussy. No, stop saying that, man. Come on, man.

Come on, man, you see the hat. Stop saying, no. That pussy, man. Shut up. They're a good. You just can't ask for it. What? It's stood.

Oh, they stood? Yeah, they're a good to you just don't ask for it. Yeah, you gotta catch them in the bottom. We should have a national stud day when the studs when they want to give up that pussy. They don't. And they do, bro. They do. Some of the ones that do, do do.

They do. I don't want one like one of the rough looking one like, hell not. Like, bitch, you over there. Ain't no coming back. You one of us. Mm-mm. They look like the Danian time is on straight. I ain't messing with a stud.

The crazy thing is when they hear us saying that type of shit, they think we're talking to all of them. We're not. Well, I am. We don't like all of, y'all. Hey, it's some fine things out there, too. That's what we all of you. There's some fine ones out there. Dude, bro, they'd be trying to look all.

I'm like, girl, you cute and fuck. Shut up, like, come on, shoddy. And you thick. Them the only ones are like. But let me bring you back. The pretty one. They thick. Not the ones that really look like their boyfriend's, for real.

I'm telling you. No, not the one that looks like their father. No, I'm saying, the ones who really look like dudes. Yeah. You're all of them. You're straight. We're not talking to them. What about the one that played basketball and shit?

Right. Powerful of a motherfucker. Yeah. Not them security guard, motherfucker. The motherfuck who work with the men at the club? No, I ain't talking about it. He's talking about it. Not the big kids that ride the motorcycle.

We ain't talking to her. You're talking about the one that bitch press 225? No, so. You got to talk about that. I'm talking about that little five one. They play basketball, the girl out. They're the point guard. Yeah, the fine one.

What the fat little booty should be trying to have? Mm-hmm. Talk about the ones who drive trucks across the truck. Yeah. You drive truck. I ain't talking to big deal. I don't know. Any bitch who got one lot in their name?

I don't want them kind of stud. Give me a stud with a pretty name. It depends on how long you've been a stud. Two years. I try. Two years? Two years. I'll take you a through that.

That's still fresh. Give me a stud that's been a stud since. school, man. Yeah, they grew. You don't want them? They're done. They were, I would tell you, I grew up with them. I went to school.

I went to school with them. They'll slip up and have two, baby. Them hold that wall like this in the hall. I go and they had babies. They're like, shit, they fuck me. That'd be the crazy part about it. You got some of that had babies and end up being stud later. You're like, you're stud with two kids.

I blame the nigger that they had the baby with. They're like, huh? Yeah. Yeah. I'm blaming that niggie that had that baby back. Because she saw how much of a bitch-ass nigger she was. And I'm like, shit, I could be a better nigga than you. It do end up being a bitch nigger that just make them just go on over.

Yeah. Always complaining, nagging. You're acting like a hole-ho. You know, evolved, like, wrapped your mind around being the hole and what she's thinking. How she taught? You end up being a hole. But after doing further research, I have concluded. What?

I'm out of the race with stood. After some of the horrible things I heard them say about men, they could keep it. What happened? That puts the guy of evil spirit in it. What did they do? Yeah, they said some very hurtful things about... Like what?

Men. I'm not going to repeat them on my platform. Oh, okay. You're free to do your own research. Damn. I'm just going to stick to the women who like men. Right. Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's my best out. Yeah. Because I can't see myself talking to a stud. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? She was like, you know, you hit throwing that ass. I'm like, no, ma'am, I just walk like this.

She's talking to you. Like, he ain't going to talk to me like that. They're not hearing you ass with some pussy. When you're saying you want to fuck them, they're thinking that you want to do the shit that they be doing. Right. And then they'll fuck you.

It's wild shit going on, damn thing. Do not get on Twitter at 2.30 at the morning. I put that phone down. They would put anything in your algorithm. I did not ask to see none of this. I should it be home there? I got to be careful what I asked for. What I talk about.

I'm telling you, your phone be listening. Only sexy bitches. None of that other shit at 2.30 in the morning. I was on Instagram. I definitely seen some shit made me get off. Oh, yeah. And the crazy part about it, it's not even your shit. It's some shit they suggest.

They'd be like, hey, my, start suggesting shit for me, bro. Fuck wrong with you. I ain't asked to follow money these folk. Then it'd be other people that you followed that might like some shit. They'd be like, oh, we thought you fought with shoutty, so they liked some shit.

We ain't know. I'm like, bro. Them ain't my friend. His friends ain't my friend. Instagram, y'all doing too much. I'm cool with it, though. You know where at that point, I'm going to go to the park.

I'm cool with it. Go read the book. Because that's how my mind work anyway. I need to see a variety of fucked up shit, so I know exactly where I'm at in life. I don't want to see shit.

You know how some shit you'd be like, A variety. I need to see everything going on in the world. My brain of memory chip. It's think about this shit. Instagram, know the type of shit that I need to see this entertainer. There's some cars and some fine-ass women.

And then some random shit, like three Indian dudes standing in a circle slapping the shit out each other. And don't, I can't. With the dog. I sit there. I didn't actually laugh. He niggins a hell out of each other.

I know it's musty right there. They were not getting mad. Whatever they were fighting there, mustard in the muddleful out of their head. Boy, it smelled like elephant dirt over there. Motherful was out of the grass. It smelled like over there by the elephants, but they was fighting. It was a boy that throw a hand, bro. That's shit crazy, bro.

The whole little village fighting. And they don't fight, they smacked. Like, they're closing on. No way to do. Everything is open their end. They got it. I love Instagram for keeping in my feed. Some real live Mississippi shit, bro.

They always show me them alcoholic uncles who just be out there doing shit, man. I've seen this one video, this nigga, they then pulled up on the jail and told this nigga he got to do 10 days. Man, the nakes broke down crap. What do he say? Already did 10 days.

You got to do 10 more. Man, I ain't trying to go and get lost in my sweat like that. They get mad at it's so far. They got to sit there. If you don't get off that bullshit, you're going to have to go in there. Man, I'm going to get off that bullshit. All right, man, call the people let him know he's going to get off that bullshit. Man, y'all trying to lock me up for nothing.

I love when these niggis get drunk. It's another one of the niggins who drove off with the homeless dude $5. Oh, yeah. That seems so funny, boy. Man. He was crying like a motherfucker. And you want that five. Oh, you see the one with that one.

the dude, he'd say, if you get up and, it's I give you five dollars, you'll get up and walk to it and come and get a little chair. How about that niggins who'll be singing in the liquor stove, man? What about them when they be telling them, uh, them Jay to laugh for an hour, I mean, for a minute. They walk that five all the boy. When the niggins went through the hood with the hot chip challenge. Bro.

Oh, man. I want her to stop for, bro. Because, bro. Br, them folks on in on having a heart attack about that shit, guy. One nigga told that dix get out of their face. He was like, hey, bro, say, hey, bro. What you do this shit were hot, man? Why they always at the same was stow?

One nigga one. One nigga put out of pills. He said, bro, we're shooting, bro. What you do this shit with hot, bro? He's talking about what's wrong. He said, I can't breathe, bro. I said, bro. He's going to kill one of the jay, bro.

You seen the Sprite challenge. By them niggins try to drink the whole Sprite. Go bunny hard too. What the whole, I did that, I did that in the Hot Chip Challenge. You did the Hot Chip Challenge? Yeah. I didn't drink no milk, no water. You stop.

No, you did. Yes, I did, ask Myron. You got a video? Yeah. Let me see you. No, I did the Hot Chips Challenge. Myron was crying. Why?

It's on your page. Yep. You did the Hot Chit Channel, man. We want the Dorito, the Black motherfucker. Yeah, the Black. You took it? Took it. No milk, no nothing.

I instantly just came, fair. What? I'm talking about the fire, nigga. The head, you're talking about. I ain't got to say that. That's what the fuck we talk about the spite. I don't know. Why they don't know?

It went out. It wasn't hot, though. It wasn't hot, though. It was just like a matte taste. And it was like, it wasn't hot. You probably had a cold. No. God said he wasn't going to give me COVID

because he gave me. He said you can't handle both of them. So he only gave me one. I see. That's why. You're a muisance. Yeah, the spike challenge I did that too. Yeah, just stop trying life like that, bro.

Stop, bro. You only live once. I know, bro, but you don't do that. That's bullshit, Jesse. You live every day. You do. Come on, somebody. Come on, now.

That was going now. But the next day is right now. You live one time. Yeah. live every day. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Some people are living like they're dying because they're dying today.

To leave. Mm. Mm. See, that's when you're doing. I ain't trying to preach to you. I'm trying to reach to you. The music poet came in. Mm.

I wouldn't tell you nothing wrong. I wouldn't tell you nothing wrong. Pass the collection played around, please. See, to live is to be dying all right. Mm-hmm. Everybody got a day, but we ain't. got to rush today because God already got you one. Amen, amen, amen, amen.

See, I don't worry about what other people do and are saying, because they don't have a hell to put me in. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's not up to you, motherfucker. Mm-hmm.

It ain't your decision. So however you get to him, long as you get to him. Mm-hmm. Because he's the reason why you still alive trying to live. Amen. Amen. They kill me with that. You get it.

They kill me with... You can't hear what I said. Because I ain't talking to nobody in here. I ain't just in the whole church. I ain't talking to nobody in here. You know why? Because I'm too busy. Living.

Niggies in church like, what's scripture he is? You don't have. have to die to be dead to me. You don't have to die to be dead to me. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Mm-hmm. I don't live for your opinion.

So it ain't going to kill me to hear it. Uh-huh. But you can die with that motherfucker. Boy. Somebody in church, like, ooh, whoo. He didn't have to stand by that. He had a man.

You're glad he did. Somebody had to say it. I've been thinking it all day. Man. Well, you're stupid. You live. You live every day, Justin. No, I don't think people don't know.

That'd be messed up. If you knew your check out there. People wouldn't want to know. They don't want to know. They'd be like, God, damn. Surprise me. Two more hours. You don't want to know.

Just come over. Because niggas really be wasting their time. Like they got them are. They'd be doing. They'd be doing dumb shit if they knew they checked. You know what? They're trying to speed it up. You know, you know, you know what, you have to stop probably.

To the people who are not doing the right shit all the time. Yeah, man, I'm fucking job of a thing about nine oh, yeah. We gotta focus on the people who are. We always point out the worst shit. What? I'm so tired of hearing negative shit about niggas. It's getting too heavy for me. I'm a nigger.

Well, let's talk about some positive shit. Shout out to all the motherfuckers that's tried with bare minimum. No help. And making it work. With no help. No help. Ain't complaining. Ain't saying it's another nigga fault for the reason why they take full account of

Binity. Right. And you're making it work. You know, we're talking about science. So scientifically, mathematically, some motherfuckers ain't going to make it anyway. They're going to do what the fuck they're going to do. And that's all they're going to be able to do. Can't save it.

Exactly. And if we focus more on the people who was focused, we'll be better focused. See, that no child left behind It's the reason why We got some motherfuckers behind We got tutorial We didn't leave them behind We just put them in tutorial

No, sometimes getting left behind Make you stronger, my nigga Some of the best people had to feel Because I did 8th grade wasn't so bad You feel what I'm saying? You don't make it Because you weren't mature enough yet

Like you needed to be in the second grade again Ooh Second grade? You need it, yeah I'm saying You know they do that for kids that got bad behavior. You bad at fuck.

Man, when I was in school, motherfuckers used to say shit like, well, I'm supposed to graduate this year, but I flunk kindergarten. How to fuck? I know for a fact I know some niggins that flunk kindergarten in my lifetime. And for a grade.

And for a grade. Man, some of them need to have. Really, elementary. I did it. I did eighth grade. See? Can get your shit together in elementary. I thought of grade I liked,

so I stuck with it for another year. I don't understand in middle school. But in high school, You can't fucking high school. Middle school's starting to get a little serious. You got a little average. No. You got a little, you know what I'm going to.

Oh, man. I don't know. You should get a little fucked up. Let a motherfucker. He fell. You should be in the fucking flunk in high school. They should bring that back. You got to be in the 10th grade again.

Because you fucked up the first time. In the mention, you shouldn't be getting killed. You need to be in that motherfucker and see all your friends go to a new classroom that you can't go into. You eat lunch with a bunch of motherfuckers that you don't know. You coming out of first lunch. friend coming out of second luck, high-fabbing and shit. They're drinking coat. Mom's making soap-top stuff.

They got O.J., Sonny D., and purple stuff, and you over there drinking chocolate milk with the milk carton. They leave and going to Taco Bell and shit. Your pussy is a kid can't leave on campus. You're in a 10-grade, you know.

You're going on. You're going to have a plan. Oh, me, you just got to stay at school all day. They're taking college days and shit. Niggins is coming back with big Sweters University of Memphis is fit. What you got to do?

Man, you still got to walk in a line in the hall. You can barely open your locker in the ninth grade that, dude. You played. That teacher was going past you. You were in the ninth grade again for one clad, nigga,

and your mom said, no summer school, you dummy. You fell. Your mother forced you to go back. You got to get in that bid for all year. Because you ain't given a fuck. For three points. Come on.

You know what they should do. You should have to take the exact same shit that you took the first time. You do. What? You do take it. Just the shit like they should give you every man, we did this shit last year. Nick you ain't supposed to be here. You do take it again.

You take that again. I still got mine from last year. But you do that? I just kept out of my own work. For real. See, I had enough credit even though I did fail one class in 10th grade, but it wasn't enough for to keep me back though. You see what I'm saying?

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Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Man, I remember. I got a booger. God damn, why ain't nobody telling me, niggas? You got close? Y'all said? Get close. I didn't see it, but here you go.

What is it? Nick came up with like, why what type of? It's worn than that is. Ladies. I wasn't even over there. Oh, really. Nigger will watch you with the whole bugger in his nose and look at it and be like, I should tell that nigga, but fuck that shit.

Ah! Nika, I'm like, I don't want him to think. I'm just looking at his face like that. No, digger is a bugger. But I do want to thank you, man. Because when I came in there, man, Because when I came in Atlanta, U-O-D and Johan State, y'all gave me that platform in Atlanta.

Yeah. Or y'all will cut your time so I can go up. And cat, cafe? It's cat on Uptown. For sure. Everywhere. Yeah, we always try to make sure when people come from out of town, they get on stage, man.

Yeah, but some people don't go back and they'll tell you thank you or nothing. So I always want to tell you, hey, look. Thanks. You're welcome, Jesse. We love you, Jessie. You don't have to tell me, thank you, Jesse, because I'm very proud of you. I remember all the times you used to come to my ghetto club with the delicious chicken wings and you would hang out and say, God damn, Loz, what time the show starts?

Man, this is the ghetto. This don't start till 11 things. And everybody, they're doing their own thing. You got to grab the crowd. Yeah, man. You had to come in there working. You can't come in there just like, I'm going to do my set. No, you had to come in there working.

Right. They weren't bullshit. I brought the comments to the south side over there. On the other side, they had it down the street at, you know, 20 grand backstage, the baby grand crows nest. Right. What's that shit all the way at the end? 50 Y'all line.

You hate that frozen palace? All of them and through that, man. Every club or restaurant down there in the metro Atlanta area, we didn't have a comedy night in there. Any place with a little stage, a little back room, or... back room or little room at the front. We'll make a guy. That's the trenches. Man, we need to look anything.

We'll make a room. That need to be a show. What a nigga is just making rooms then? I pull up at, I have three JJ's. Pull up at the JJ's on, all that down. I'm an industrial. I do mine at the church. Show start at eight.

You get done, you got to go upstairs and join the church. Yeah, you'll quit. Yeah, come on, man. Pray God. Don't understand, huh? You need it anyway. We did a show at Chris Tucker, Mama, church. Yeah, a lot of people, they can't do it.

But that's going to train you, you know what I'm saying, to be a great comment. Yeah, a lot of people. We did a show at Chris Tucker Mama Church. Oh, man. We did a couple shows in there. They used to do comedy on the regular. They let you do your thing.

I need to let the church come on ahead. They got it fighting in there. No. At the show. No. At the company show. In the church. No.

They was actually doing the prayer. The girls who was setting up the food got into it and was fighting like hell in the kitchen. And the kitchen was like, say this to the church. The kitchen was like down the little hallway right to it. You can hear everything. Doing the prayer. Man.

They came all up in there. No. It was crazy. She must tell her food nasty. You tell the chef they food nasty, but they turn up. Something to that. You don't know what you eating. Because I do.

Nass that food. The fuck. They had this one, like, preacher that came from Africa. He was supposed to be like, I think he was a prime ministerial. This motherfucker had a diamond, a black diamond chain that was so big. It was a cross with black diamonds. This shit took up his whole chair. This shit was iced the fuck out.

African, huh? African dude. Oh, my goodness. Old-ass African dude. He had the-I want to bring you to Jesus. I want you to look at my chain. Jesus is right here with my chain. I had a lot of wild shows around here though, man

What Jesse used to pull up Wherever we was at, man He don't give a damn That way I fought with him, he gonna pull up, boy Taboo too What the show where he's pulling up Taboo too? You ever did Twisted Taco?

I don't know, I came so many I know you did pro-up All I was y'all was doing the show And I was gasping up and coming Throat me You still be on that road with heavy like that You get discount on the gas? Nah, I should, though.

Oh, man, I don't know. You know, the black mic got some shit. Man, you know, I get 20 to sit on me, you know. Kroger points. No, son. There's no. Kroger points in them, what is that? Love.

Love gas station points. Hey, that's one I knew. One time the whole relationship was over. I was fucking with the girl. Man, she went and used all my Kroger points. Oh, that the gas shit. No, got a full time. Damn.

Yeah. Of the Kroger Point. You can get that out of the Kroger Point. She took my Kroger card. This back when they first used to like send them to the crib. Right. Because you get the big card and the little card. You know, I always had multiple keys.

Oh, she took the big. Snuck and filled up and used all my Kroger Point. You know how low down you got to be knowing you don't stole some of Kroger card. Using that motherfucker at that kid. You got the number? Do I? It's a full take.

You ever be sure they ask you if you got the shit and you just put your number in, and be like, bitch, I do got one. I ain't got no crow on them. You got one? Man, mom. They'll give you one right then. I don't want that shit.

I don't be in that enough. I don't buy that much out of that. You don't eat enough groceries? I'm snagging like a motherfucker. I'm putting that number in a bit. So if you buy enough, they get you like. points when you buy this shit. You said $11.

You got to use it at the end of the month, though, because that stuff don't roll over my. See, don't tell me when to use it. See, don't put me in no position to use the points that you said that was mine. He ain't at that point in his life where he wanted to do shit like that yet. Yes, I do. I get cold, but, you know, when you shop at Coles, they damn, nigga, that shit for free.

When you get about 41, you start wanting to go to Costco, nigga. Bro, if you go to Col. Get some nice shit for the crib. If you go to Coles and spend by $200 They'll give you cold bucks like $705. Where's colds? Coal's just in-clothes stuff.

I don't know. I don't even. Just like a little small that I want to be maces. I don't know. See what I don't know. See how he moves? He ain't ever been in the cold, got cold bucks? I never had no cold bucks.

Well, let it get $75 a walk in that gate, free pack of t-shirt, draw, all that. I start you with my coupon game. When they get them to me? Man, we'll be out here couponing, man. Only when they give it. I ain't getting no number for it. You've been lying, talk about it. Hey, Lou, hold up.

I got three coupons for it. When I'm in Costco, I'm that person who are rad up on your car and be like, where did you get the 50 pack of Pop-Tock? Oh, thank you very much. Churches still give out the coupon? I'll shop out your basket. I'll ask you where you got it. Churches and checkers still give out the coupon?

Churches coupons and Popeyes. Ooh. And my sister would go to Chessas and get a full, everybody has something to eat for like $4. And chancel. New folk, the cash shit will be looking at her and she'd be like, medium fry, thank you. You want something.

Right. Two lids. I'm like, that's in a dollar. Everything on a dollar. I said, boy, that's crazy, but. You ever see the same nigga working fast food in two different fast food places? Ain't you my nigga for Popeye? Hell yeah.

I do this shit at night, though. I knew you, Nick. Ain't that a couple of interest though. I love that. I love when I go through the drive-through and I pull up and they be like, Hey, Colo! Man, what DC at? Man, put your goddamn money up.

Cook a nigga, another chicken. Don't get Carlo Delma. I hate it. It's like I'm a mystery shopper. I hate it because they fuck up my order every time. If they don't notice it me, perfect order. Everything I got asked for right to the tee. When they know it me, hey, man, you got some napkins.

They don't need to say that they just look at it. They're like, no, fuck them now. And you waiting. I'm like, gang, can I get some napkin? Fuck the pussy. You DC-A. I'm like, bro, I want some motherfucking darrow. Brother, I had to roast my folk for my food.

Those folk have my food, they were like, boy, he ain't getting to you roasting. Why, I had to stick my head in the winter. Like, glad, boy, let me get me food. I'm like, bro, come on, bro. Oh, bro. Oh, my boy. I'm hungry, boy.

I'm like, thing in the back, Drop some pride. I want my food. I said, brother, they fight me shit, bro. I can't stand this shit. I swear,

bro. They gave you tip it off. Hey. I swear, bro. I'm telling you, I don't know, I wanted to do a dash

but then I thought about it, man. You got to take the phone. Your fool's going to be cold. You want to be hugging hard. Hey! Me-me-me-k. Come get this shit. I'm not sad

he asked people hey you stay that tell the folk go get that shit man what you're doing man oh shit shit yeah

stupid bro I'm gonna try though one day stop putting yourself in dangerous ass situation they gotta come down

and get it they're gonna you're gonna have to chill man you're gonna fucking get this build up yeah man can they gonna say

you working now gang they already say that Oh And you all right No They're always trying to cut it I'm like sure That check that they give you

For Social Security is not that big But they want you to stay in any type of apartments And they housing Right They're trying to keep you right here When they're housing

And stuff don't be good I like little good So sure You gonna cut it I don't cut it Because I'm gonna hit that highway I'm gonna go work Okay, Tom Matt

They're trying to make guys We're gonna cut that part That we ain't gonna send it to them Oh they already know Oh, okay. I hadn't told him. He doesn't send him a little. If you tell them, they can go and cut it off.

That way, if I stop working, I tell him I'm not working no more. They cut it right back on. Man, don't cut Jesus and shit off. No, I need to Medicaid. That's what I need. Medicaid? Yeah, I need the Medicaid and Medicaid. Let me write the middle.

You dumb motherfuckers. Stop fucking with Jesse. Go get it. He got eight kids. You know what I'm saying? How are you going to tell a nigga to stay right here and only give him a little amount of money, and you know he got a kid.

That's what they do. What you want him to do? You know, keep fucking. He can't, he say keep fucking. What you want me to do? Yeah, you got to keep fucking. Hey, you know, you can't get a job. Yeah, you know.

I'm going to let you know. Only thing that's going to cure sadness. A good luck. With the little money we gain, you can't get no job. I know. I know you want to do better. I'm like, but,

if you want that money, can't do shit. Like, brother, you keep nigg, complacent, bro. Niggas be scared. This shit is crazy. This shit is a trap. I didn't know that America was this loose.

But this shit loose is heads, man. America loose than a motherfucker. Y'all don't even know. We give it sentences to people too. This whole administration is exposing how loose this motherfucker is. We are literally old enough and, like, grown enough to see.

These motherfuckers just bring in some random-ass idiot and just put them in position just so they can steal. The people who they put in positions don't even know what the fuck going on. They're not even quiet about it. Where are to their money? What money?

I was, I am the, and I'm in charge of sidewalks in America. Well, they gave y'all $3 trillion to pick the sidewalk. When? We ain't seen no money? Mm-hmm. So all this shit. These motherfuck are about to go to jail because they can't figure out where their money went. No, they fired motherfuckers when they found out.

They were like, hey, did you get that money? No. Huh? Where you go? Man. I don't know, but he got the money. They're out of here with that money. Bro, that's crazy. This motherfucker hired his swimming pool, man, to go fix the goddamn reflecting pool.

That motherfucker then went up there and treated it like a regular-ass swimming pool, Nick. That shit blew. Man, that shit got algae and catfish, all in that, motherfucker. They fuck. They fuck up everything they touch. And the nigger winner hired everybody who said something. bad about them. You didn't see this shit on the news the other week. These motherfuckers told the pregnant women who get the snap, don't get, you can't buy fruits and

vegetables no more. Oh, yeah. Can't buy fruits and vegetables. Man, you can't have no fruit and candy. All this shit is illegal, man. They told them people they couldn't buy no goddamn Doritos and sodas. They're going to cut the border line making the old four walk 30 minutes down the street. And you know, there's other shit where it's like you can't buy no hot food.

Yeah. Amen or where you go, though. Amen. So, y'all, you got to be frozen. That's the one thing about being broke, bro. Everybody thinks they can tell you what to do. That you ain't want to, oh, I don't know. When your money fucked up, everybody thinks they can tell you what to do.

Don't nobody really want to help you, motherfucking, then getting you advice that's so good, but you two broke to take it and shit. Like, you're so broke, good advice don't even apply to you. Hey, man, you just got to keep working hard. Bitch, I ain't working in eight months. What are you talking about? I'm going to fuck up right now.

Yeah, but he's fucked up. You must be on your feet. All you got to do is stay down. Nigger, you got on to listen to yagas. Come on, nigga. I don't need a speech. I need $4.00. I ain't to talk to a nigga that has you for $4.

But I'm so fucked up. You got such great advice, and you just loaned me for it. Right. Man. You've heard the chaos. Now you can see it. Hello. My gosh.

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I'm Yamanika and I'm out Listen to you're the problem with Yamanika On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast Or wherever you get your podcast What's up fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers Hey what's up y'all? It's your girl Sam J And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports A new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports

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Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the IHeart Radio app. Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. But then again, a nigga like me be like, that ain't got nothing to do with me. Shit. Man, that's the worst. That's the only shit that I'm about here trying to avoid. Ain't got nothing to do me because at the end of the day is you applying? Because I ain't with you day for day.

So all you got is this advice Fuck, nigga I could hold my breath And keep it to myself At this point Let me not tell a nigga How to get no money Excuse me

He's so far underground He ain't gonna hear it anyway No he heard He heard All right fuck me Get off the feet Let me see what you really talking about Then two we later

He's like Hey bro, no I fuck that up Then y'allit nigga It's you It's you Okay Yeah I get niggies out my face I put them on and get them out my faith

Go on Money rules apply universally. Huh? That's how money work. If you real fucked up, right, and somebody loan you some money, they're not loaned you enough to not be fucked up.

I don't know what enough is. I ain't no number on enough. If a nigga asks to borrow $100, that means he really needs $60. That ported is just to try to make sure he don't need $60 again. Right. Right.

I see what you said. I see what you saying. He needs some cushion. So even if you loan a nigger who asked for $100, $200, it's just like if you won the lottery. You got to fuck up some of that money just because you didn't have it. No, no, no, no.

No, no. Now you got a nigga in the liquor's no like, you get too shot to that. No. When you first got that money up. When you first cast the money, what did you? What you do with it? What I do?

Your first piece of money. What'd you do? My first piece of money was... I didn't fuck it up. You didn't fucking up. You fucked it up? No, because I was doing shit I had habit. It wasn't just I was fucking it.

I ain't taken from nobody. I worked for. That was the nigger who fucked up the money and said, no, it wasn't me. I was drinking then. I had a drink. I ain't bad. I had a habit, but...

I was still smoking cigarette, too, now. I had habit, but I was tripped. So that little money was gone already. I was tripping. That was done before you got. But see, it ain't right now. It was all more. And I said, ooh, boy, you better.

Chill. And remember you gave me that little pelt talk? It was a nigga who gave me a peltop. He didn't give me shit. He just showed me something like, hey, nigga, what you doing? Boy, you're out here wild. You know you can be out here doing something. And I'm like, damn.

Now, he fought on me in the position, but he just showed me. He gave me some advice. I could have been that same thing. You proved two of my points. Oh, I would hit that shit, OG. You proved two of my points at the same time. But it got to be a nigga willing to take.

But wait a minute, do you see how even leading up to that moment I had told you and told you and told you and told you You see how a nigga won't hear you when you fucked up? I had to come through with some money to actually show you that the money was real But this the thing though I didn't ask you for no money you did it was more so like a You see this? I don't know I'm just sure you go get it I didn't do that motherfucker talk But I didn't do what niggas normally do. I didn't take the money and hold it over your head and say,

oh, I got money. You definitely do that. You definitely do that. I said, look. Game the game. If I can do this, we get, we can go get some more money. Okay, okay. You proved my point.

So check this out now. This is why I get frustrated because you see how I get the game. But when I get the game on a motherfucker, a motherfucker's swell, I'm doing this though. I'm over there, nigga, hey. I'm like, no, I ain't doing that. A nigga's so, a nigga, a nigga, I'm... He said to me, I'm afraid to you. All right.

You see. What I'm saying? You see exactly what I'm saying, though. Because when we... Everybody ain't ready for that. When you first get some money, you try to help all the people around you because you think that's what you're supposed to do

when you get out. Survive remorse. But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Survive remorse. The same way we were saying, a nigga, need $100. You think you blessed.

them with the five, six, a thousand, whatever you gave them, they're gonna fuck their money up. Because that was the extra. And they're gonna want some more. And they can't get it. But the same way when we was fucked up, and we would, if somebody would have gave us a lookout or a lick, one good time, look at what we was gonna do with it.

The right shit. Flip it. When I was fucked up, I had to just be fucked up. I wouldn't even know who to ask. I just didn't have it. No. It's a lesson. It's a mother fucking.

It's a lesson that some people got ego. Think about this shit, Captain. Anybody ever had a late notice put on their dough? Yes, sir. And you didn't have the money for real? Yes, sir. And you made every phone call that you can make. And you said, hold up.

I got a little money put over here. I got this. Do you put my fuck on me? This poster hit today. Let me see if I could borrow a hundred for my partner. The nigga let me hold two. Okay, bet. I'll put this shit together in two days.

But I've been broke for 28 days. Do you know how many times You got to put the money from anywhere Do you know how many times I had to do this shit before I said What if I took the first two days To just go and get this shit out of the way Thank you

If I could put the rent together every two days I'm going to put together 31 Right I'm feeling put together at least 15 rent Right Right. Thank you, man. Not I need to hustle up an amount of a month, nigga. I need rent.

Right, right. Thank you, man. Thank you, man. 15 rent. I need rent. A nigga, if you're so broke, and start buss down the mail, nigga, I got 13 months left on the lease. I got to pay rent 13 more times.

If I stack 15 rents, I got two extra rents just for me. Right. I take them two rents, and I save them. Right. You got to do that. No. You got to do that. Amen. You have play time, too.

But see, that's another reason why black people are behind with the wealth. We keep doing this shit by our motherfucking self, man. If we really took that shit back and really just got all the way right, bro, everybody needs to have somebody. You shouldn't be out here paying no goddamn rent by yourself. Okay, but what if you are? I'm just... I'm just...

I know. I can't leave with that argument, man, look, I need somebody. No, man. Not even that. I'm not giving you shit until I found somebody who get the concept of this game of money. You'll figure out how to play this shit. I do that on the regular bills too, like my water bill, light bill, $100. I got some extra.

I put it on there a damn show. I have negative bills coming. You know what I do? I still operate like I don't have no money. Facts. That's the only reason why I'm getting good at this shit. I don't give a fuck how much money I made after I pay my bills I sit my motherfucking ass down for about two days ain't no fun after paying bills I take

two days of tomorrow I should the fuck with the bills like that this money you're paying one you're gonna get out hey what that little fuck up money at fuck up money ain't no fuck up money man no no fuck-up money but that's just in case man no no what are you crazy no no No shit is rough out here It's always gonna be like that Man I'm telling you

This is how you learn how to really play America bro Don't be out here Being extravagant Why everybody else fucked up Right Stop living for others When those people get on shit

And say the shit is fucked up Don't start bawling Please not when you start bawling You got That means shit I ain't if you bawling You ain't stop bawling yet People live for others But what I'm saying is

I'm ready I'm waiting on the real shit to happen again because it happened once a year. Then you'll start knowing when money real fucked up because you'll start seeing some good shit for sale. Good shit. Good for your price. How much do you want for?

You want to take me that motherfucker? I take it. All is going to the store and buying shit. Just wait. Shit about to go on fill. I love buying shit all people. Man. I love buying.

I'm a thrifter. Oh, I'm a big thrifter. I come over there and say, show me what you got. Give me what you got for a poop shop. What? You want $2.50 for a 7 inch? How many TVs you got? Not right.

Give me old. Give me on TV. Yeah, I take the Wi-Fi, too. God damn. You know people fucked up when they sell you something and get you something else. You got to get the TV, man. You got to take the DVD play. Hey, get what?

A nigga like me, Y DVD. Come on, man. I take that too. Well, you know, DVD? You know, DVD, like 50 cents? No. Yeah. Nah, I don't know.

Oh, yeah. I go in the punch store and buy them all. I still by DVD. I got DVD playing my trip. They don't be stretching, do they? Nah. Nah. I still about DVD.

I fuck with it. For sure, for sure. Yeah, I'll be sitting there trying to, like, I apply ghetto logic to how to survive in America, though. I'm a saver. I'm tight. I don't get a fuck with no niggas here. I haven't been at the bottom, and I know for a fact, ain't nobody going to come in here.

me, I don't care what you say. And you know how, if it was me, I la, la, la, I don't get a fuck about. What's you talking about? I ain't going back for no nigga. Man, nobody. Because when I were there, I'm still the same nigga. All right.

I'm a lawyer. I don't get a fuck. But I know when it comes down to it, I can't put my problems. I'm a friend that's not going to put my problems on you, shout it. That's the crazy part about it. When I'm like, I know I'm fucked up,

but I'm not fend to wham on you. And I'm not fend to come around. and let you feel that. So I'm just gonna kick it and figure it out until I figure it out. You feel? Because don't know about one be around no nigger who ain't figured it out yet. God damn! Because I thought we was on a mission to try to figure this shit out.

We can't sit in the circle to tell about it. Bro, I did that problem from land. We still, man, act like you figured it out, gang. Man. Because I can't do it no more, but I'll fuck them too, gang. I got a problem that I ain't told you about two years. I swore I don't fake like I don't figure it out. She's still wearing me now.

They're still figuring it out. I'm still figuring it out. Let's get through it. Damn. Ain't nobody gonna come say you. But if you pick that energy up and you pick that drive up, once you realize that, like he said, save that little mind.

What you're doing that for? Put that up once the ball getting rolling. Hey, boy. Learn how to drill. You gotta do that, though. That's what I was saying. You ain't going to learn to you. you do that. First piece of money

you get, you're gonna fuck it up. Because you've been going so long without none. Now he's got all this shit that you think you want. And you only in camp for it. Just fulfill that urge, you're gonna fuck that money up. You're gonna take some trips. You're gonna buy some bullshit. You're gonna buy some expensive shit. You're gonna lose or well two times and give. Well, you don't know. This shit don't really mean shit. But you have to satisfy that craving.

Right. You got to feel that boy. But once you realized the money ain't the problem, it was always the hustle and the drive. And you're going to be... And habit. Because you spending money on unnecessary shit. Because you got to have some type of spending. You got to know what you need, how much you need, how much you're going to spend, what you're going to spend on...

Once you can get your spending all the way down. Your expenses. Like when you really locked in, I'm talking about motherfucker who's ready to take it all the way to the extreme, eating noodles and crackers for a week or a motherfuckerer sales. And that means you fucked up. That means you grind, you're really, I'm saying you locked in.

You're focused. There ain't no extra to fuck off. Niggins to eat everything for free, go to sleep, drink water. You're like, you locked all the way. Ain't no fucking off. When you laser focus like that. And then that money becomes,

making money is like, it's like it's second nature. Right. Like you're going to make some money. You always want to make more. You got to have a drive though to go get it. The motherfuckers who got $500 million is how working people who got to work at nine.

They're already up getting that $500 million. Right. Why you sleep? They're thinking, no, those niggins are still working. They can't stop. The money's like, you got money. I don't you for it. Because you know why?

The motherfuckers who got $500 million, they went to a party last week where everybody had a billion. And did some cocaine. And then the people who had a billion, they know some motherfuckers who got more money. See, everybody knows somebody who got more than them. Everybody knows somebody got more than them.

It's level to this shit. And once you realized that ain't no money. You're going to realize, oh, I got to keep on. And help you? Yes, it does. Because the opportunity is that they're going to just pass on shit that they're going to talk to you so casually about. And money ain't just about how much work you did

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Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. A lot of people, good employees. Sometimes you gotta have a service. What are you giving? Do you have something to sell? Sometimes you're a good employee. I have to play the back time instead of being in the front. I mean, you want somebody else to hire you.

Sometimes you got to have something that a motherfucker is looking for. What do you do? You got to have something in exchange. You got to give me something. If you're just a good employee, I can't do nothing with that. No, they love them. I mean, but some niggas, I ain't got nothing for you. What kind of service do you got?

You want me to put you in position. That ain't my service. What do you have that I can? Like you said, what's the exchange? You got to exchange. We got to exchange something. It's just work. It's got to be something.

What do you do? Are you a plumber, carpenter? What you do? Like, I got to be selling something. You just can't be like I'm a good worker. That ain't going to do it in this type of lifestyle. You damn got to do some. To a certain extent.

You can't be successful without a good work for us. The people who like working, there's some people who have no desire to get too involved with the involvement. Right. That's people who can take instruction. They don't want the responsibility. I don't have to take instruction. I don't have to be a good worker.

But I know that's not going to feed my family. It's not that they don't want the responsibility. It's just that some people are fine with being in the middle. That's the people who keep all this shit going. I can't do that. Those people that we got to trust when we got to be in it, but you still got to have somebody to have. But these are the people who keep the lights on around this motherfucker for real.

Do you have leadership skills? You're selling that. I'm selling, you're selling, like you saying, I'm just not being, that's what I was doing. I was damn just trying to tell the folk when I was looking for a job, I'm a leader, I'm a hard worker. And I'm like, bro, we ain't looking for all that guy. You know what I mean?

I said, but it's a hiring sign right there, but I'm trying to work, nigga. I see the sign. They're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we ain't looking for all that. Well, I'm like, what you're looking for? I'm trying to, whatever you, what question you got, I'm trying to answer them. That shit won't give me nowhere.

I said, I ain't got anything. I got to have some product. I got to have some service. I gotta make them motherfuckin' look for me. Then I started selling drugs. Awful. That's not what you were supposed to be doing. That was about like the one that you go fill out of application.

They be like, you overqualified. You overqualified. But then you go get all these degrees. You get all these degrees. Then when you go in your field, they be like, nah, you're overqualified. See, when you overqualified, they can hurt you too. Could not people scared you might take their job.

Yeah So you ain't coming in here Because I see you a leader And I ain't doing shit in here no way And you ain't better Come in here and fuck all this stuff You're trying to beat somebody Take that on the street with that shit

They didn't give us just a work for No What? And that was my problem I was overqualified Mone fucking wouldn't get me overtime I'm asking for it I'm like let me work

She's like no I'm like you see them Wicker walk across the street They want to go home I'm trying to stay here And get this check I want overtime She's like no

Go home Yeah, man. Like, bitch, you know what's up. Yeah. That job market different. You ever seen your boss boss? Yes. And you see how the boss kiss up to that boss?

Oh, that's pretty. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. Ooh, that's how you. Ooh, you get that shit off on lunch. You a big bitch. Oh, you've been trying to talk down to us. I'm going to call your boss.

What? Then when they see you get their numbers, you like, yeah, I can have your number. Man. Can't wait to tell on your stoop that. Ain't nothing like working with that disgruntled second assistant manager. Oh, they let everything flat. They got that power trip. Oh, man, the job turned into a goddamn fun, chilled environment once they get there.

Man, fuck that. They took the mouths off my check, man. Go on order the pieces, man. Oh, you're going to do it like that, crack? We want to do it like that. We're all right to be able to be able to be fired. Nah. Man.

The job, man. They got a hell. The job teaches you a lot of skills, man. It do. I fought with the temp serving, man. I don't. They were trying. I couldn't lie on one.

I was a one dayer. I get there one day, and them four be like, bye, take your ass out. Because the temp service had you, you'd be on Friday and shit, and you'd be sitting around the motherfucking job waiting on them to come up in there with the check. Come on, my goodness, man. Hey, you got down three o'clock. They both in their head, two-thirty, boy. And Timster is some bullshit. Yeah, that shit is some bullshit.

I couldn't get no job. I ain't even had no record. My name was clean. John Whitfield. He never had no job? Never get a job. John Whitfield. I worked.

I worked there a daycare once. That was about it. But after that, I was like, nah, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't work this regular job. That's not like, I had to find, go get my own. Found me a car that a drive, and I was always on the drive. Yes, can I ask you quick? Yes, I'm a minute. But I fuck around it, make me a job.

What the fuck you were doing at the daycare? Oh, taking out trash. They gave me a job because I wanted to work. There you go, Jess. You weren't even probably fucked it up to. How can you lose that one? Dropping trash hair, goddamn what? Jesse, now, we don't try it.

Now, you're kids getting sick in here. Don't worry about it, I got it. No, they, I don't know. I just told my guy, God had a plan on, God had a calling for me. Yeah. And I had to go get it. And I started doing comedy and never turned back. Yeah.

Now I get, why you got to drive everywhere? Are you going to go again? In that road. You go get that bread, man. Every weekend. Now, you plan for money by driving. You definitely save you. You save a lot of money.

I'm not even. Save that money, just. You just be tricking out on them hole, man. It's a trick, man. They're a trick, man. You sit right there and let them hold go crazy. You're like, man, how'd your way, baby? Nah.

Do what you want to do. Nah, not no more. I used to tell me you want this junk chicken. And then what they say? They come get that joke chicken. They cook get that jerk chicken. That's what you was cooking. What you were cooking.

No, that's what I had on the menu. Jerk chicken, why you call it jerk chicken? Because she's gonna come and jerking and get this chicken. Oh, she's gonna jerk it and get the... This thing is diabolical, man. Don't entertain this shit. I told you he was tricking. No, you gotta pay for it to be chicken.

Is she jerky and get the chicken? No, it ain't no bread. Oh, so she ain't get no chicken. She's like you jerk. It's an easy. It's an easy. It's a jerked for the show. It's a chicken.

Family shots. You're getting jerked off. Sweet back to raise, bitch. That's all you get. That's it. It's an evening exchange. Why give you cash internet? You can't get both.

But, Judge, I'm doing something, now. You know what I'm saying? You need to run for Brethren, huh? No, you got. Yeah, I'll vote for you. If I give you some, shoot, it's an even exchange. You don't need this cash. That's ain't worth for you, Jess.

I know it can work for me. Oh, sure. Damn. You think about it, why I got to do. tell you about why I gotta give you some money to get a night because pussy costs money they do but don't you think penis you cost money too mm-mm-mm-mm shit I don't know I ain't ever bought none I'm saying I ain't never bought none but I show sell it if you want to buy I definitely understand that the average man

couldn't sell dick shit I had male strippers dick wouldn't sell like pussy shit it's it better everybody wants to put you I'm gonna tell you how much What happened? Let me break the shit down. Now. I had, you can take 20 holes in a room. A nigger don't want to pay $20 to see 20 holes. It depends on the 20 holes.

It don't, man, niggas don't want to spend that. You take one male stripper in the room with some girls, and they would pay $30 just to go see that one stripper and ball out. I know. He said, I know. They're gonna, women gonna spend more money Women gonna spend more money to see a nigger than a nigga will to see a woman.

You're Jason ringleader, man. Jesse, you was organizing freak parties and shit? Yeah, I had them. I had gasoline on none of that baby oil shit, you know. I barely can't stand up, so I ain't gonna put my other shit up. You know what I was there? Yeah. And I'm gonna tell you,

If I went, I don't think they're trying to look at me in a way, you know, so. But you set it up. I was the house party. Oh, okay. You come to my house? No, I ain't never come to your house. Not just, thank you for telling me. I don't know what's in this dope.

Nah. What's in here, Jay. To the bathroom, man. Just stop with me. There's one man. No, I didn't mess it up for everybody else. Oh, have mercy, man. Oh, you know.

They still having a freak party. I still go to a freak party. You know what I'm saying? Shoot, long they ain't trying to, these niggins ain't trying to freak on me. I know, I'm gonna tell you. I don't know, I'm a tick now. I know, like, if I want to get that hand on you,

that crap, not, no, no, no, no, no. You better scream for help. No, this is, help. I feel it. If I went to a dinner party, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have made it because the floor, the flow been too slippery. They were like, Jesse, you're just going to sit down right here. We ain't going to fuck with you like that.

He got me. I'm excluded already. Oh, shit. No, but shoot, man, I'm gonna tell you, I had women stripping than I had male strippers. Damn, Judge. And I made more money off the male strippers than I did with the women. Damn, Jess. You freaked out, man.

You freaked out. You're freaked out. How you call your mayor stripper? Hey, boy, I got some money for you tonight. I'm on the way. I'm on the way, OG. Hey, you talked to Derek. Where he is?

Do you need to cook? Hey, you talk to Derek. Hey. See, if you can get Derek on the phone. He called his back, man. Mike, Chris, Jolet already, man. You better to pick you up to be in the van.

No, at that point, you don't have to go. If you got to go get it, then you don't need it. It's all the way of a freaking nigga named Derek. And Derek. Hey, Derek. Man, you missed it last night. What is it?

What is the nickname there? Little D. Damn. I hope that. Damn. I hope your stripper name ain't a little D. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's never, you're fucked up, though. No. I ain't know you had me or stripper, but you know out here, Wiley, man. Sure, I had to pay them bills. I heard you. So rent $1,500. Plus, you gotta pay all the other bills.

That was a good old days when rent was $15. Still. That's shit up, not yet. Not mine. I still, I still, I'm still, I'm just, my budget ain't up there like that. I'm still at 15 flat. Oh, you found a hell of a deal in Newtown. That's a sweet deal.

I went to the country. Oh, yeah, you do. back to the country. Don't tell him he's dead. Don't tell them where you stay. Sure. Don't matter. You got to have a flashlight

to come out there. Over here. You got to know where you're going. You know when you stay in the country, there ain't no streetlights. You got to feel where they rode at. You mess around Michigan. You end up in a whole other state.

Yeah. Damn. It'd be all kind of. It'd be cool with me. I mean. Walking down to a country. Me and my kids out there, sure. We have fun.

Oh, man. There ain't know nothing about this, did. They ain't know nothing about your past life, did it? No, no. They're going to find that? I think when I had my daughter, that's what made me just let it go. Like, shit, man, you got a daughter, she's going to end up being out there if you don't change.

So I started changing for them. Then I started showing them, look, if your dad has got a disability, he can get out here and work and go get it. You ain't got no excuse. Talk to talk, now. That's when I push them. Like my son, I ask. asked me, he ate. Said, what you want to be when you grew up?

He said he wanted to be a firefighter. I'm happy because you know what you want to be. My six year old, I asked her, and that made me feel good. I was like, what you want to be? She said, I want to be like you. So I was like, you know, for your old six year old to want to be just like you, I'd say, so you want to travel the world, make people laugh and stuff like that.

She said, no, she wants to park up front. But then, she said, for real. She said, no, she wants to park up front. I don't understand that. boy it's good parking up there that blue sticker boy is something else damn sometimes I forget mine they put like I just get out of start walking they like you know what never mind so when people park in the park up there and they ain't got no handicapped stick do you get mad I just park on the on the stripes

ha ha ha ha ha you let him look oh we'll get up there you're gonna block my blessing you come back when you got ticket I know you ought to get out the car talking big shit who the fuck handicapped I'll be doing that shit you do that and ain't nobody I Who you're talking to? I definitely do that. I ain't gonna lie. I park in handicapped.

Hey, don't, don't. No, I don't do that. I don't. You don't care, me. I don't, I don't. You may. I parked right near two. You did one time.

Yeah. All right. That's a federal crime? No, it's just, it's really like a, it's like a wood. So do you get a man with handicapped people parts? There ain't nobody now.

If it's all open, be real, be real, just. Be real, just. If y'all already got like 15 open spaces. You want me to go to the back I don't care where you part It's 15, eh First of all, 15 of the main in the hill You think you're out of 15

If all 15 y'all come at the same time Because it's really It's really for handicapped people And old people Let me ask you Let me be open all the top Nobody's there Who's going to come for me

What is handicapped? Got to make sure the parking is What is handicapped? Yeah, where is a handicap? Yeah, where is handicapped? And then I'm really a disabled if they want to know. Even that. Well, people use, I'm a handicap on disabled.

What is it? It's a crutch. It is. You think about it. You're only handicapped to the shit you don't want to do. Talk your talk. But exactly, that's what I'm saying. Something I fucking don't want to walk along with down.

You're going to say I'm disabled. I can't go do this, too. I'll be 14, 15 hours to drive. Shoot, I don't be wanting to drive, but shit. I'm going to drive, but shit. I know what's at the end. I'm going to go get it. Now, you asked me to walk up through steps.

And I'm like, I'm disabled. But you got a rail? Sure, I don't need no help. I'll be quick to tell people. I don't need no help. One thing about it, when I fall, if you ain't there all the time to help me up, I got to learn how to get up by myself.

So, that's ring. On my skits, you see me falling, sure. I don't know how to tuck the road. I ain't going to hurt myself no more. but my uncle always told me don't never lean on nobody else I always get up and go get it because you start leaning on nobody

other people then that's how you're using that to your advantage you need their help they were like what you're gonna do for me I'm like not the damn thing I can get up by my damn self fucking telling you sure you know what you're gonna do for me shit that's how they get you

no try to try to bait you in with the sympathy they ain't gonna get me like man they don't get your ass on you ain't get me with sympathy because I'm a work Talk your point. I work at a mechanic shop. What?

Just? I know how to change oil. I know how to change spark clubs. I know how to change alternators. I can do all that stuff. Oh my goodness. You're under the hood? I'm under the hood.

Don't even need no two. He should grab that motherfucker. Oh, no. Oh, no. I put your water pump back on. I just twist until the guy loose. But when you're around it for so long, you know how to do that shit. Good egg.

grip. Good grip. Just put my boots back in there. I'll be done in just to me. Good-a-griff. I did long. You got these freak-ass jeans on with the spike. Oh, yeah, you know what I'm saying?

My kids be trying to dress me, be trying to keep me young. They say, you're disabled, but you still got to be fly. Oh, okay. I don't like them because, you know what I'm saying? My hand hitting me. I'm not. I bet they are.

I'm gonna tell you, though. I felt me with one. I felt me with one. Man, that was the longest get up ever. Dude, you got spikes there with it. You get me on the back on the leg. I'm like, shit. Damn.

I asked for help then. I roll up on my back, it was just going on. Just let the people know where they can find you at, man. And I'm going to ask you out. I'm going to ask you out. No, no, no, they can follow me, comedian, Jesse McDonnell, on all social media. And I also do, they used to do a big march to, they do walks to bring awareness to people with disabilities.

Well, I do a walk to bring a, let me get it right. People, you do marches for breast cancer and purple hearts and all this stuff. Back in the day, they used to do this thing called Jerry Lewis Telethon. I used to be one of the kids with the Jerry Lewis Telethon. You want to Jerry Kidd? Yeah. If you go back and look at it, I was one of the kids on there. So the things that Jerry them used to do to put smiles on our faces, I say they don't do that no more.

So now I take my platform, I do a big march every year to raise awareness people with disabilities, free food, free drinks, live entertainment, paint, whatever you do to try to put the smile on their face, that's what I do. So now I want to take it around the world because not only that, I bring other disabled people in to talk and teach them about. about their disabilities. Because one thing about kids, they will ask you, what's wrong with you, why you walk like that? And the parents quit to say, don't ask them that. No, let them ask that way you can teach them what it is. That way, when they see another person with that disability,

they say, no, he walked like this because of this. Or be able to teach them and learn them about the disability. So that's when I started doing my walk. And this is the first Saturday of October every year. My best you. That's my fourth year doing it. I just want to encourage other people with disabilities. You don't have to sit at home.

You don't know. You're sorry for yourself. I drive. I got kids. I pay my own bills. I don't let nothing stop me. The only thing I feel that could stop me in the world is me because I don't want to get up. You call me, you say, look, I'm going to have you on a Tuesday.

I say, shit. I got to drive St. Louis. I got to drive to Indianapolis, Chicago, and Detroit, and be back. We gotta get you a test, you can't be doing all these things. I'm like, that why I had a nigga do you on the RV? I'm like, but I get into a RV or so.

I'll take one. Anybody want to drive Jesse around, send us a postcard here in 85 South's studio? And the great part about it, he don't mind them. They're handicapped. Yeah. Yeah, well, you see a lot of,

well, other handicapped people see other handicapped people doing something. It encourages. For sure, for sure. Man, somebody's going to see this shit and you're going to have about 50 people reach out there. man, let's link on let's drive, nigga.

Oh, no, you got, you got, you gotta have some drive for yourself first. There's plenty of the cap people can drive. Hold on, I don't think you just heard what he said. You got to have drive for yourself. If you, if you ain't got the courage, don't just come and drive me just because you want to be around me. What is your reason for being around me? Pop your shit, President Kay? Because when I bring people on the road and they be like, oh, it's comedians there.

When you go to a comedy show, everybody's there. What are you doing life for yourself? If you ain't using these people around here to network and try to build yourself up to go, then y'all need to be around me, because then you're going to always depend on me to take care of you. I put you in the position to where you can win. If you don't win, that's on you. When you see me making money, you can't say, you owe me this. No, I put you in the vicinity.

You didn't work. Man. Brother Jesse, that was, that brought it home, Jesse. There have been plenty of people in the people. percentage of winners but they didn't win because they're losers they're losers color you've been out there a couple times people then you didn't want to do the show and didn't get paid but had merch yeah I said that's what I'm talking about Jesse see you have to be able to get out there and make money come out of thin now

sometimes you just have to go out there and hope and wish Nah, for real. That grind is a motherfucker, man. You gotta have it in you. I ain't go out of my name, man. I didn't have been out there with some people, man. I didn't draw 15 hours and didn't get paid nothing. I doubt me.

But the thing with, what I learned is, sometimes people can pay you $150,200, but their merch make way more money than that. Speaking of merch, Justin? We gotta give them a bag, y'all. He don't have a bag, y'all. He needs a bag. Yeah, because you know, I can't walk down the stairs and hold this in my crutch. Y'all need to slide.

Come on, y'all. Oh, sure. Or he needs a bag. Okay, you want him to carry it? I'm in the game now. We'll make sure he can get the way it got to go. Give it to me. No, Jason, we appreciate you.

We'll look at for you. I appreciate you at the 85 South show. And I'm not parking a handicapped parking spots for niggas. No, I'll get you a stick. I just want a little to know. This is going to get them a sticker, man. Aidstaff show. We out of here.

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