The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - You Name it Challenge | Ep. 50

Episode Date: November 18, 2016

Karlous & Clayton have found a new location in the brick house studios. Minister Lous starts off the show - then busts into a freestyle. Steve hasn't picked up yet but that won't stop us from getting to episode 50! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, one-on-one, that's what I'm talking about Oh, you're talking about when he was with boys and hood? I'm mad about it. Oh, you're talking about the next step, yeah. Doug Motivation was all, one-on-two was okay, but after that it started taking a dip. Bro, that's when the... See, that's when the beef not interesting, though,

if you only pick one sack, because, like, why would you be... You gotta listen to both sides. I'm not the type of niggins who'll sit there and sit there. What? Goochie got songs with everybody, bro, that man. I'm not gonna sit there and act like they all was good songs. He got some shit that I'm... You remember, you remember that yellow bitch. She'll spoil a bitch.

And she suck your dick. That's Esther Dean. That was Esther Dean on that song. Yeah, that was Esther Dean. That was before she came out with her song. And she write pop songs for everybody. Microphone. That shit do work.

That's some nice range on that bitch. Right. Take it back some. Yeah, you sound. Take it back one time. One time, one time. One time. Yep, a little yaddy.

Ooh, it get cold like Minnesota. Coal like Minnesota. Hey, that shit catches. It's all that. It gets cold like Minnesota. That one's good. And he's got a few ones, but I can't listen to. Peewee Longway, that's what I'm on, man.

You ain't fucking with Peewee-W-Way. Don't get in my car. And he looked like a blue emin-new. Damn. He do look like a peanut one, though. Well, LeBron James knows. Come on, you know Phil Jackson, know that Zen shit, man. Phil Jackson got a posse.

You ain't never seen him with the little Buddhist homeboy in the robes with the beads. He'd be out there. He got a little dude with an Indian rap. Why? We got the Buddhist fight. That's, we're on the move, baby. You got some little holes. A little hose.

You look like daddy on this bitch. I don't know where you're. Oh, that's in one of the comments, man. Oh, yeah, I'm a daddy too. Ah! I beat, Papi. What is this? Oh.

Yeah. I got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, ham, ham. You name it! What was she talking about, fam? I really need to know what she was talking about. Was she talking about our farm? Her, hold my mule.

Chicken, turkeys, hogs, dogs, rabbits. You name it. Because she scared me when she got the dogs. You got the dogs. You call it Stephanie? I call it Stephanie too. That's a coincidence. You call it Stephanie.

Oh, that's her name. Stop it, stop it. Stop it. Gotham City for the ghetto. Well, while we wait, let's reflect on where we've been. as a unit as a podcast as a production

we came into the game young and yay tall it was gold mouth who gave us a bill so we could cop our first eight ball that was jeezy but I felt like it applied to us

too We started off in the trap house. We didn't start off there, but that's when we ended up. Chopper on the floor, pistol on the couch. Watch this, watch this, watch this. Made a hundred thousand in my trap house. Junk is coming in. Junk is going out.

Me. Made a hundred thou in my trap house. In my trap house. Wow. I'm tired of selling bricks. I want to go legit. Woo. But I've got too many vices.

Love to smoke weed and shoot dices. Yes, sir. You heard what he said? He liked to shoot dices. That means it's a whole lot of Multiple dices. It's not just a regular game where it's two dyes. Yes, sir.

It's dices. It might be two dice over here, two or three dices over there, three, four, five. It's multiple games going on. Niggins thought he fucked up when he said let us shoot dices. No, nigger, you just used to play in one game at a time. It's a hundred niggins in the bridge. Niggas in the big squad. They were shooting Dyson.

See? They be getting the lyrics of the songs fucked up. What they do? They get the lyrics fucked up. You call it Stephanie. Hey, hey. What a coincidence. I call her Stephanie too.

You know what? Because that's a mother, that's the bitch name. When I die, bury me in the Gucci stuff. You can't get buried in no goddamn Gucci store. Wow. You think people gonna score in there's been $700, $900, $900 and $900? This is a bad nigga buried in there. You know how uncomfortable that's gonna make white people, Asian folks, ooh, too shan.

Call it, ask about it. Call them. Shit. Where is Rich Homie Kwan? Where the fuck is Rich Homey Kwon? Rich Homon came out. Did the rich homie Kwan dead? Got the fuck on that in.

I ain't seen it. What is Master P doing? Hello. Yeah, we're doing. We're just trying to figure out some of this goddamn rap game. You don't keep up with the rap game? What, hey man, the rap game on fucked up. Got me liking shit, I don't even like.

Like what? Little Yaddy. Oh, man. That's what you want? Call like Minnesota. Call like Minnesota. That sounds like it's what shit should be from a kids movie, but it'd be right. They didn't fucked up and put the shit on the Sprite commercial.

Yeah, I heard it. I heard the beat. That's what we had in the rap game. Little Oosievert. I'm fucking with it. Niggia got a song about how he don't have a Snapchat. Say it's too personal. That's what I got Twitter for.

I'm like, what? I ain't really this. That's what he said in the summer? That's the hook. It's just such a regular conversation thing. I don't really like, you know, that's like the hook being. You know, I like deep crabs, but only blue crabs in the summertime. If you say that shit on the right kind of beat, it'll go.

Put it on the right beat, then. I don't have no beats. Do it in the post. We got people to make beats. People just make beats out of everything now, man. Speaking of beats. That beat, you gotta give it up for that beat. You know what beat all kinds of.

Green things they made it. Yeah, that shit that won't jump off. That's, shout out to Swade the Remix God for jumping that off. That's not. That's my motherfucking partner. You don't know Swade the Remix God. He is the Remix King who remixed that pussy got a smell,

but I'm gonna fuck though. Yes, sir. before he remixed Pastor Shirley Seizor. Right, right. It's a classic. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck, don't. Hey. But I'm a fuck, don't.

Hey. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck, though. Hey. Pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck. It's good. Yeah, it's good. But I'm introducing a legend to the youngster.

to the youngsters. How you, did you fuck with it? Come on, man. That shit is everywhere, man. I posted the shit on my Twitter. If you ain't seen it, you probably late at this point.

Post the shit on my Twitter, the shit, get like 40,000 retweets, 35,000 retweets and shit. So that's all my mentions looking like. I didn't heard the song a million times. A million different ways. Chris Brown danced to him.

Oh, my God. Chris Brown that came out. I was dancing to it. I caught myself. Man. I can't wait to fuck there. I can't wait to go to the grocery store. You know I'm pulling it.

I'm going down the ice. Green, bean, tomato, yeah. Oh, don't. Excuse me. Can you tell me where the... You name! Can you tell me where the, uh, green, you, tomato? Let's go, go, go, go, go with it.

I hate to work at the grocery store this Thanksgiving. They didn't make the meme and everything. It got Benny's Segal on that bitch. Talking about we got, like, they're using all the pictures. This is fucking crazy, man. This shit is getting out of hand. Welcome back to another episode of the 85 South Show

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That's what is it? What is ashen for white people? Is it pasty? Man, then they got the nerve before a white lady on the fucking cocoa butter commercial. Who? Palmer's. The number one cocoa butter in the black community

had a white lady on the commercial. I'd never forget this shit. It was Super Bowl Sunday. When did you turn it into Burning Man? You're a fucking baby man. A teen of shit. I fucking put a white lady. The boy got so mad, he turned in the bird, man.

Hey, co-co butter. Tell him about it. Talk about it. Put a fucking white lady. Look up. Bitch on there. I said, hold up. What the fuck is going on.

Fucking white lady. What she was doing? What fucking rubbing us tummy? Fuck this bitch. Fuck this bitch. Fuck that baby. Fuck all these. Fuck this.

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this for all the niggas who don't know no better so you just do what the fuck you know and we can't even be mad at you Clayton English talk to the people if you knew better you would do better shit some people know better and still don't motherfucking do it

hey man if you knew better you do better I'm just saying man you probably get a new sweater too if you did better that way That boosts your confidence. It's cold outside, get you some sleeves on, wearing something that you would like to be seen in. It's nothing like wearing something. Somebody's like, hey, man, that's a nice little sweater you got on, man.

It don't matter the size. Maybe you got the size too small, which is why they said you got a nice little sweater off. Damn. Because it's hard to get just pure compliments nowadays. Buy yourself something nice that didn't cost too much that make you feel good. That's all I can say.

Basically what you're saying is... Don't get no cocaine. I see y'all out there rush it to the dope house right now. No, all right, well, he said, do it. So basically what you're saying is... Drink a red bull. If your car broke down, get it fixed up. Yeah, something like that.

Hell yeah, man. What the fuck? You ain't got to get it fixed up, if it's broke down, just get it fixed, get it working. Hey, man, this podcast is for all the real niggas who be leaving crazy-ass comments, man. Like it said, this podcast is for niggas that rather light up a candle instead of paying their bills. and this nigga named Sons of Almighty. Damn,

Shanice said this podcast is for the niggins struggling with the executive decision to either buy weed or to put gas in the car. Is that the executive one? That's an executive decision. Ah, man, it depends on what your options are, man. You really got away your options. You might want to do a Venn diagram.

You might want to put you two circles that overlap and look in that middle and see what works out best for you. Man, you get you an individual. Get you a graph or some shit. Hey man, talk. Man, use some of that school shit you figured out, man. Write a pros and cons sheet.

Stop making decisions just because, hey, think that shit through. Hey, man, talk to the niggas who might be going through it financially right now. It's a nigga who is really struggling like that. Who? It's a nigga who might be listening to the show right now who down to his last 20. He's trying to get $10 worth of gas. Oh, man. I think you, I don't know how much hustle you're putting into it, but it's some hustle you got.

You got something to sell. I'm saying, sell some of them shoes. Sell something, man. If you got, hey, man, it's stuff out there that can be sold, man. Hey, I don't know how you get your money, man. You might not want to do no illegal stuff, but sometimes things add up. So, you know, go out there, get you a little hustle. Sell you some stuff on the Internet.

That's what dude said. He said he sell magazines on the Internet because he had a bunch of magazines left over and he's selling for like $2. What kind of magazine? Whatever he had, he had like old hip-hop magazines. Do people still read magazines? But it's just online, and you're trying to, I don't know, man. But you might want a magazine if it's got Paco on the cover or Biggie or somebody right before they, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Deceased, you know what I mean? You know a lot? It's a whole generation of kids who don't know who big are and Tupon. Oh, man, they're not going to know either. They just going to fall by the wayside. If you was, like, say for that. Them kids ain't, they don't want to know.

They don't want them nothing new. What would you tell them? No new shit, but all the shit they see is the Tupac mean to you. Like, if you was trying to tell some young niggas who Tupac was, what would you say? Man, when Tupac died, my pops came in the room, told me Tupac was dead. We went to Dave and Busters. We ate Wayne, and some tears fell into blue cheese while I was sitting there. I ain't even going to say who tears did, boy.

Yeah, I'm not going to say anything. All right, let me ask you this. Who is Biggie Small? Biggie Small? Yeah. Oh, man, Junior Mafia, click, thick, like Luke Dan? Come on, man. That's Biggie.

Like, I... Anytime I hear somebody say Biggie Small, you know what I hear in my head. Biggie Smalls is the illis. I don't know. I fucks with it. Man, he had a dope little crew I liked this style and he just seemed a lot older

when I was younger Hell yeah Nobody, like Biggie was what 24, 25? Yeah, it's both part-to- Yeah, they were young as fuck Yeah, and they seemed old though

They were way, hey, they was way more grown than motherfuckers Even when I got 24 Right And y' y'all motherfuckers is 24 now Y'all motherfuckers 14 in real life

Y'all doing all these dumb-ass challenges Anybody tell you to do I'm just saying Y'all motherfuckersk, about 14 in the motherfucker, man. Hey, I got in trouble. You get arrested doing some shit for the internet? What are you doing, man? I knew too much one of the greatest niggas ever when he said,

my adversaries cry like holes. Young niggins ain't never had no adversaries before. You ain't mad with some niggas before, but you ain't never had no adversarial. A nigger, yeah. Yeah, that's a mid-evil enemy. Hey, fox-sair, some of the dover shit. He had no adversaries.

When the, nigga, you ain't had no adversaries. I don't give a fuck. Who you thought you were? Yeah, you might have had a little adversity. But you didn't have no adversary. I mean, adversity, anybody goes to do adversity, but have an adversary? That's like adversity. What do you do to make your adversaries cry like holes?

Make money and stun on them, and they can't do the shit they want. Do you know most of these hating ass motherfuckers as fans, they want to be? They want to like you, but you're not doing it all the way they would do it, so they hate you. Like, oh, if I had that platform, I would have... But Puck said some shit like, Revenge is like the Swedish Jordan next again, pussy. I disagree with that. I think, Ed.

How much revenge, Judge, John, next to the year's... Question. Question, on left. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let's see.

Let's see now. Revenge might be three or four. Listen, how much revenge have you had? And, and, two-part question, how much revenge have you had? And two-part question, have you ever got revenge? by getting pussy. Hold up. First of all,

we're taking pussy out the equation. Why? Because. I told you that I took a strong stance. But have you ever got... No, there's two separate questions. The other one is, have you ever got revenge getting pussy?

I don't know much about revenge. I know a lot about pussy. I have got some revenge pussy before. Oh, well, you're living on the edge. All summer 16. Well, I'm looking for revenge. It was that recent. No, that's just...

This is the revenge part. Speaking of Drake, did you see the new video he got with 21 Savage? No. Oh, that shit dope. It looked like they shot the bitch on the camcorder from 1995. It's hard, though.

Why has everything got to look like it's hard? I don't know, but the shit hard. The way they did it. It's cool? I feel like it might be a bullshit and shit. I fucked with it. Is this still music video awards? I don't think so.

He might win. He's going to win a BETT award. For a song? Hell yeah. You think 21, 7? Man, fuck yeah. Black Beatles number one right now. That's what they're saying.

I was talking about the young name. It's only right. You know what? Shout out to them boys. Hold on positivity. Yeah, listen to this, though. They're on Twitter going in about which song is better.

Black Beatles or March Madness. Black Beatles are March Madness. I don't feel like there could be a better song. I feel like they both dope as fucking their own lane. So you're not picking one. You can't pick it out. See, look, I feel like March Madness brought us together as a people. And Black Beatles was the glue that kept us there, literally.

You see, that shit be going over the nigger's head. It's going to be three, four, five years. For a long time, talk, you come up and be like, this nigga was saying some shit. Y'all dumbest, all right. You feel what I'm saying? No, I definitely feel that. But I think, I'm not disagreeing, but I think Black Beatles. Just cover more basses.

Okay. It's more accessible. Because just think about it. When March Madness came out, though, future was giving niggas hope. Because he fucked up a couple lines in the song and niggas just let it motherfucking ride. I don't know that he fucked up.

I just don't know what he said. Okay, man. To this day. It's his song, how can you say he fucked it up? I mean. Whatever he put on it was what he put on there. I still don't know what some of this shit is saying. Dress it up and go.

NASA. Yeah. The Bahamas and space. Two hundred miles on the day. The Bahamas and space. Come on, man. Yeah. Okay, what kind of car is a Grand Rapid then?

That's a Grand National. A Grand Rapid? Yeah. Get the fuck out of it. You changed it for him and you made it acceptable. I had to. What car company makes a Grand Rapid? First of all, a Grand National is a fast-ass Buick from the 80.

I know what a Grand National is. That's what he meant. That's what he meant. That's what he meant. That's what he meant. grand rapid, I fucks with it. That's the grand rap. That's still one of the greatest songs that ever made, man. No, but

I'm saying this, Black Beatles cover most. He had one verse that was hanged up another and the she's deal with it. Go ahead. Black Beatles got more coverage for everybody. You got the high pitch voice people can join in. Old people can fuck with it because they ain't got a lot of doing. Race smirder for the children. Goochie

for the gangsters. It's just way more accessible. It's a buffet. Everybody has their own part that they're going to sing. Nobody going to sing the same part. Some motherfuckersersers gonna hit that you know me a few motherfuckers gonna hit that you know what I'm saying other people gonna be like that girl's is trying to get it even like they gonna do like everybody got their own part that shit was came in with two girls look like strippers in their real this fucking started up cute then the motherfucker didn't this got grown at the end I upgrade

your baby baba torquado that's what I'm saying I think it's just more and I feel like the new Gucci would actually do that I love March Madness I think race murder made it more accessible white people had no idea what March Madness was talking about feel like it was more for us anyway I feel like future was hot shooting at a brand point when he dropped March Madness who did future he just went in that bitch and we're just rapping and they came on and said dress it up and make it real for me whatever that fucking mean I got a whole bunch of random man's rap I'm gonna put that shit together watch me cook I feel like March Madness is more like some gumbo type

shit just he poured everything and he poured everything he poured everything Everything he had. That nigga was riding in a Grand Rapid. He dressed it up and went to now. You said it wasn't a Grand Rapids. I'm the type of nigga I don't take credit from a nigga. You said it wasn't no Grand Rap. If he had one, he fucking had one.

You said he, I told you what it was. I never doubt what niggas have. Because I don't know what this nigga doing is like. I don't know. If he had the Grand Rapid riding that motherfucker, drive it like you stole it. You can hear him driving like that. Who would have to tell the nigga he don't have a grand You ain't here the skirts in there?

What? Dropping the hell out of that shit? I don't know why Future keeps sneaking in these songs and fucking basic bitches. He got every excuse in the world why he fuck with basic bitch. I ain't want to fuck her, but the mileage made me fuck her

even though she average. Come on, man. Fuck on a basic bitch. Even though she average. What do Molly do? If your bitch ugly, get you some Molly. Molly make you fuck. Molly make her average bitch beautiful, apparently.

That's enough to make me not fuck with it. That's what they do. Hennonzie will do that too. Because it's like you at the club. It's bad bitches in there. You don't see them no more. He's just like,

basic bitches in. Who? Who? Who? Who knows that smell like? I thought he only like foreign. That's what he said. He only liked the foreign.

I don't know why. I don't know why niggas out here bragging on these foreign business. These foreign businesses do be cute in the club until you go out of town. And then you realize that they got their motherfucking mama working at the holiday year and like hell. Mama working like hell, be in the head, housekeeper. But then you have a little. Then you have a little.

Then you have a little foreign? Hey, man, you don't flex all this money in the Maserati, but you got your mom waking up at 5 o'clock in the morning. Y'all bitches ought to be ashamed to yourself. Then you have a little foreign trick, and she went out and she tried to, you found out she was real foreign. She ain't never been nowhere. Yeah, found out she was foreign for real.

Bitch straight out of a river deal with a Jamaican accent, never even been outside the USA before. Wow. I don't know how this shit happened. Then she tried to tell me she, fuck it. Why are you always bringing up shit? I feel that. That's not a failure?

There it is, man. That's not a failure on your part. Yes, it is, man. How, what, if you, it's only a failure, if you take it as a failure, man. When I don't take no losses, we ain't took no L's yet. When I look back at all the bitches I believed in and compare them to all the ones that I passed on, I was like, nigger, these, the drugs must have had some kind of influence. You put the, you put your faith in the wrong bitch? Hell yeah.

What can you... God damn, that's one I'm calling right now. I know what you're about to say. talk about the business they show up. That ain't nothing about the devil right now. Bish pop up like Beetlejuice. Ah, keep me off your little show. I don't want to be on the radio.

Bitch, this a podcast, this not the radio. Either way. That's what you're going to say. Do you have somebody in particular? Just all of them? I just, hey, man. What happened, man? Sometimes I miss the most ratchet shit about chicks I used to deal with.

I used to mess with this bartender bitch who used to to steal money, miss her. She used to be the bartender at the strip club. She used to always be like hitting their ass up for the bread. This was a long time ago. Okay. She's a good person now.

Shut up, man. Not for real, okay. She's a good person. Hey, man, Oscar Butler said Carlos is the funniest nigger alive. Shout out to Oscar. Shit, I didn't know. Shit, I did. Let's see.

I don't know who the fuck named this is. This nigga said, Make No Bones About It, I'm about to start calling this radio show and bug the fuck out of him. And thoroughly response, we branding ourselves on this one. This podcast for the cool white folks that got punched in the mouth this week.

Oh! It just comes with the territory. Did he get punched in the mouth? Is that a white dude? What do these people look like? Hey, man, wait a minute. This nigger, Jay Payton, listen to this shit. This nigga said they went from a plush studio to a clothing store to the trap house.

And last episode, they was at the Home Depot break room. Now they're in the elementary school, but they keep it going. And for that, I fucks with you. Long live in 80 pounds. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You can't stay in one place. You can't stay in one place. That's how you get caught.

You got to have a couple spots you can. pop up in. You can pop up in. Look, if I ever been to your house you might come home and just, I'll be taking a shower in your career. If I ever been to your house, ever, that's any city ever. If I ever been to your house and I remember where it is

because I got a memory about like locations. I know where stuff is. I will show, I might come do make a sandwich. Damn. If I got some bread on me, I'll leave a 20. I'm not going to be there long. I'm not going to wear out my welcome. That's what people fuck up. I just dip in like the fugitive. You know what I'm saying? Hey, what's up?

You know, damp up, the dog know me, we good, let's go. I made me a sandwich, made the dog a sandwich, I left. I'm not taking shit from nobody. That's where they fuck up at. Hey, man, make yourself at home. You don't know what the fuck I do at home. You don't know what I do at home. I'm gonna do the shit I do at home.

I'm about taking shower. You got some jogging pants I can wear. I give me some socks. I got a doo-doo, man. You're about the shit. I'm real respectful. If I shit at your house, I'm just. take a shower. I'm going to be in the bathroom

37, 80 minutes. I'm still going to do it. You can't be in the bathroom a long time and come out with the same shit on. You got to have a change of clothes. Nick, we need that dragon suit from? Niggum's in your closet. I can fit this. If I have shit at your house, I'm still going to treat it like a public bathroom and use all your toilet paper

to make a little nest. Why people think you're going to come out and only pee-p. Nick, I have rights to move. I trust you enough to shit at your your house, you're my real friend. And I don't think you're going to tell nobody either. What else on that?

Like, if somebody's shit at your house, you are sworn to secrecy. You can't talk about that shit with your other company. Man, Carlos came over here. You must have asked him chilling or something. Nick Boobo over there. I had to open the kitchen window and shit. You don't get to talk about it. Hey, man, but if you got it, man, how far away are you from your house?

Really. If you do-do in somebody's house and you less than 30 minutes away from your house, You wrong as fuck, man You could have held it You get two holdings You get two holdings Third time you're shitting on yourself You better get to a toilet

That's on you, ma'am Who don't want nobody to shit That they have You stay 30 minutes away You can make it Nah, I really can't Well, I need to see your doctor's note It's rude as fucking

You need the doctor's know the shit at my house What you got to do Because if you got a shit Just go downstairs Then you don't send me down to the lover No, but you have to say that. You don't know how my house set up. All these toilets don't work.

Fuck you do it. You think you can't shit anywhere, man. That toilet don't flush. You're going to have to scoop all that out with your hat. Ah, you should have told me you was shit. You should have said something. You should have told me you were shit. The knob broke on the toilet.

Oh, buddy. That's not the toilet you used. If you sit on that toilet, it's over. You got to go downstairs. And you have to shut over somebody house and have to turn into a plumber like the fuck. How the toilet was ready? How the fucking?

Did the little knob base come loose? It only did that when I shit. They've been living here nine years. You shit the most. You spent more time fixing the toilet than you did shit. You shit the most when you had somebody else's house. I don't even put out this much shit. You pulled toilet.

You had to take that little spray. No. Oh, you went in the back. You went in the back. You got to take the top off that bitch and get that little string out of the water. I don't know. And then you know that's do the water. You like me do the head in it.

Oh, it's on my head. Oh, you just got to do it. It's dirty jobs. You feel like that dude, like... Hey, and you don't even know if that water in the back of the toilet clean. Why is that water so cold? That's the coldest water ever. I don't fucking know.

That water is cold like Minnesota. That shit is some cold-ass water. In the back of the toilet? Then they tell you some goofy shit when you get out. Hey, man, I meant to tell you the toilet was broke. You bitch-ass nigger, where I fixed it. How you do that? Bitch you had to take the top off and get your sleeve wet.

Hey, man, you don't want people shit in the day. your house take the toilet seat off your punk ass take the toilet seat off and they'll see how they feel about it oh Clayton got a girlfriend Hold on what's this saying Hold on man What's, okay

Bridgetta Bridgetta Bridgetta Brigetta Breedda We're gonna say it Brigita I like this I like that sound like Dragon Ball Yeah she said Clayton out here looking like daddy

is for real I love him For real hey I love you too And yeah I ain't nobody Daddy man But You know, if that's what floats your boat, I'm with it. You just got to, you know. She's a little freak.

Yeah, but no, I beat it. You know, I'm trying to be, I'm trying to be a father figure out here, man. Father figure. For all of these. Well, it's Big Sap 9. We need a whole episode of the Italians over here. That's what he said, man. You know what?

We got you, player. No, we don't. No, we don't. All right, fuck. Shit hurt my throat. I'm going to say it. It hurts. You want me do a whole episode?

I'll punch you in your face. How about, no, I'm sorry. I'm just laying, Big Sap. You sound like a big motherfucker. What this is? Whoa, shit. No, I'm just playing. Clayton English is the type of the cat

that will punch someone in the face just to get in school suspension and still make A's. That's Ski 1417. Yeah, I didn't got a few ISS's. A few Isses. Nah, you get out of OSS for that. That'll get you up out of there.

You get to stay home with that. You can't make physical contact. I mean, you got. Sometimes you just, you know, it'd be one of them things. You can't let them say it, and then... Well, fuck, yeah. We're going to read some other comments throughout the show. We're going to go to the 85 South Show Instagram page

because that's exactly what we want you to do. So you should get on Instagram, right? And type in 85 South show. You have an Instagram? Then click follow. Yeah, we just got 10,000 followers on Instagram. Yeah. Yeah.

We get, we just hit, we're about to get stuck up and shit. Get you an Instagram, send us, ladies, ladies. When you get 10,000 followers, you just belong to the game then. That's one K2. You don't matter who you are. You out there. You out there in them streets when you hit 10K. Hey, you out there.

Hey, all the Instagram ladies, send us videos if you were in Atlanta and you like to be a part of the 85 South show. No matter how mediocre you look or anything, we'll just move you around quick. You really got, we really need as cool bitches. Yeah. talking about what you look like. We need a little estrogen in here. We need to see some tities in the building, if you understand. Who's going to come through with some wind is there now and then or something.

Okay, yeah, windy. Yeah, type of jic who would, like, roll two blunts and bring some rice crispy trees through this bitch. Yeah. How about a cue bitch who's celibate and who baked sugar cookies? We're going to have a pull-up on the podcast contest. Exactly. Pull up on the podcast contest. But you got to get pre-screamed.

Yeah, you ain't just, we ain't just going to let you pull up. We can't just drop the location because then there'll just be. He's showing up all the time. We're doing the show this week. You don't know what the fuck they're going to have on. If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm going to shoot you. And you don't know what the fuck they're going on in this building in the morning. This somebody job.

Right, right. We're not. Here is not here. I have to give y'all an update on the Steve Harvard situation. Stop doing updates. Don't do no more updates, man. Don't do no more updates, man. All right.

But some people we want to know. I know, but we got to do the day. And we really appreciate all the fans who are going on. I'm pretty sure Steve saw one of them tweets, man. Y'all been going in. You don't got to cuss at them, though. You don't got to cuss at them. If your Twitter get blocked, you're going to know what happened.

Right. You don't got to cuss at him. You better show some respect to Uncle Steve. You don't have to cuss at him. What's that saying? Hey, man, I'm so goddamn scared. Hey, don't touch it. I'm not going to touch it.

This phone got a spider web on it. Oh, this nigga got the, hey, the hashtag, treat her like she treats you still has life form. Yes, sir. My niggas just sent the end of his girl said, hey, handsome, can we text this nigga back with the $20? $2.00 to text?

Wow. Oh, man. Much love. Much love to the side people out here. I wanted to just say side niggas. Who charged her for the text? Hold on. I wanted to say side niggas exclusively, but we got a lot of side chicks out there holding it down.

Side niggas. Sad white dudes. I don't know what we want. It's some sad white dudes. They'd be like, man, hey, I'm the sad dude too. They'd be one to be included. So I don't want nobody to feel left. Shout out to the side white dudes, the side Indians, the side Asians,

the side Hispanics. I need a slide chick. You can't just stay on the side. Move. She's able to move around. Go. You want a mobile chick. There's go.

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so listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts just reminded me of another cold-ass lyric I just put their famous bitch of rotation think about it for just one second I think that happened more than nothing than once.

Yep. It happens repeatedly. Hey, on some real gangster shit, though. Red Bull is delicious. Again, this is cranberry, by the way. If you haven't had it, switch it up. Everybody loves this traditional flavors of Red Bull. What's your Red Bull flavor?

My favorite Red Bull flavor. I like the original. Okay. I don't know about all these flavors, but the red is good. It's fine, you know. But I think I like the original. I can't put my finger on it, but it's that, you know. Okay.

Okay. Oh, oh shit. Hey, we crossing over to the Hispanic market. Shout out to my nigger. Juan Canales. Canales. Canales. Hold on, let me work on Spanish.

Canales. Do it again. Juan Canales. Say it like a Spanish person. Wait a minute. He sounded like a boxer. Coming to the stage of the ring out of the left corner, Juan Canales.

He fighting. Okay, shout out to Juan Canales. This podcast is for motherfuckers Who said they're gonna be responsible And finally apply for a job But end up staying in the bed all day Listen to the 85 South show Boy, you need your ass work

Get your ass out that bed and get a job One! Stop looking for a job at 3 in the afternoon It is not in your DNA to be lazy You gotta get your ass up to get a job man Make a goddamn job Migo, I clean up, yeah, they make it a damn job You gotta get your ass up man You're getting up at 3 p.m. ain't no job

Talk about, oh can I fill out of application. No, man. Hey, get on it. You go to 10 places a day. Every day for a week. You should come out of with a job. It might not be the job you won't, but you should come out of it with a goddamn job. Hispanics work every day like it's their first

day. They'd be at work. Working hard than the motherfucker. Much love to all the Hispanic, no racism. This nigga named True Reg. This podcast is for chicks who love crazy-ass, smart-ass, street-ass, funny-ass, fine-ass, grinding, nigg. There you go That's just a little way of flirting with us

Encapsulating How are you doing Encapsulating What we already know What type of chicks you like So they can hurt Her? Say stuff like that

I like crazy ass women Who do shit like order A junior baking cheeseburger Then take the bacon off And eat that shit I don't know why the fuck They do shit like that I don't like that

I like that shit Eat the shrimp fried rice And take all the shrimp out Eat the shrimp separate This shit Yeah I don't know I don't know about this. I don't know about that.

You're crazy-ass bitches. The type of chick who just... Is that what you look for in it? How is she going to eat this fried rice? Exactly. She ate her wings with a fork, that's what you like? Man, I'm talking about... If she laid too much meat on the wings...

I can't do it. I can't do it. Right. I'll be judging women off the craziest shit. How many emotions do she send me in a regular conversation? Like, she really ain't got shit to say just a whole bunch of little silly shit. shit. What the fuck did all these little faces mean? Like, you don't understand them.

I don't know how to fucking speak emoji. Like, I mean, okay. The smiley face with one eye closing his tongue out. What the fuck are you supposed to send back? What is that? What is that? Send your face doing the emoji so I know what you think it means. What this one?

This thinking? Oh, my God. What is that one? Okay, so. Where does his hand come from? She's saying. How come sometimes they got a hand? Hands.

You have a chick who do shit like this saying you a gift of Beyonce at the concert looking over her shoulder. What the fuck? Why you send me this at 221? What does this mean? Yeah, you get it. That's the internet though, man. Everybody wants to share it as soon as it happened. The peach came back with my butt.

Did you hear about that? They brought, they made the ass big on the, on the emojis. Yeah, the peach used to represent the butt. Right. But now it don't look like a butt no more. But then they brought the butt back and looked even more like a butt. Oh, now. Yeah.

Because they tried to make it look more like a peach I guess that's just better than sending your girl A picture of a girl with a better ass Do they have colors? Can you put the colors on the peach To make it an ass for real Because y'all putting the peach ass Your ass ain't peach I think that's a whole lot safer

Than actually texting the nasty shit that you Because you don't want to get screenshotsed And you're saying some real But what if she don't understand you're texting But even if you meant that shit The wrong screenshot of fuck up The whole connotation of that shit You know, whoever saw the shit?

You put the eggplant in there? Right. And then what else can fuck it up? That's better than saying, oh, I'm about to put this big dick all in your guts. Now she screenshot the shit trying to send her mom to email and mama see the shit on the bottom.

But who's about to put a big dick in your guts? What are you talking about? On that picture you sit on the bottom. Somebody said they got a bunch of dick for you. Damn. So that's what you. you mean. So speaking cold?

I feel like... You're grown in here. You're grown. Your mom... This is just some random nigger shit. I feel like if you meet your girl mama and her mama don't flirt with you like she might get you the pussy for real and I don't really feel like you're a good nigga. Like if her mama don't hug you and rub

your back and say a little sneak shit, oh, you're so handsome. You're a handsome young man. All right now. Like she'd be saying a little shit like, yeah, if she don't hit you at one or two, all right now and flirt back with you? Where are you taking my baby? Shit, you want to go? Alright now

Don't make me get up Tell him, tell him, baby I go He don't know me You ain't ready for me You ain't ready for me You ain't ready for me I'm just gonna sit here

And I'm gonna have me a little wine I'd probably still be sitting here drinking when y'all get back If y'all wanted to play some cards or something Hell no I'd probably be there cooked something by the time y'all get back

To be laying in the bed By myself with the light of me You ain't got to go home tonight if you don't want to Yeah When a mama started throwing you them little heads. See, a lot of young

niggas don't know when old ladies trying to fuck them. If you ever by yourself No, she said that shit you just said, they're gonna know if you missed them clues. Say for instance

you at Walmart and shit and you see a lady from your church or something, one lady with the big titty. Hey, man. Why she got to be from...

You don't find out. All right, just a fine-in-ins lady who live across the street you've been knowing in your whole life. This is how coogas throw pussy to you.

They say this right here. When you're gonna come see me? That's cold for come get this pussy. You grown now. Right. Pay attention, young niggas. If an older lady say, when you're gonna come see me?

You in there. Go see her. Go see about her. You're about to be a man. Or she gonna ask you to do some work around the house. You about to get some pussy, some food. You might get an outfit. Pussy gonna have a little hounder, more than you, you too.

Oh, you know she'll get you a video game, too. I don't know what. Them old ladies will buy you a game. That's just to keep you over there. You know I got a PlayStation. The old lady's like to spend time. Like, who the fucking PlayStation is this? Mine?

You ain't never played. Oh, then. What are you playing? I do my work ass on that. My grandson got me to wait. Much love to all the cookies. We love y'all. We love y'all.

Especially them desserts and pies and cookies and shit. This really the, like if you're, If you got, if you don't call feelings for a cougar, this is really the time that you're about to have your feelings hurt because she got real fucking duties to do. She got to cook a whole Thanksgiving dinner. A lot of family going to be in and out of town, so she ain't really going to have time to fuck with you like she used to.

So a lot of niggas going to be in their feelings because they cook, it's busy. They've got a sink full of greens. Old ladies be having their food prepared weeks. They've been prepping for Thanksgiving. They had the grocery store this week. I got to get me some greens and some chipmings. You know, broke the head for them?

No. Oh, yeah. So this was a much love to all the ladies who are going to cook Thanksgiving dinner by yourself. Yeah. The whole dinner, turkey, macaroni, cheese. These are the vital parts. The dressing. The sweet potato pie.

All that shit. You know, it's 8.5 sounds like we keep it real. I ain't no telling them what the fuck going on right now. I just know that Thanksgiving coming up And we got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, all that shit Yeah, the address is 1945, 4,000,000-49-9- Who that?

That's the chicken. Yeah, I might have the wrong address. It's 1495. I got beans, greens, greens, tomatoes for that. All that shit. Swap it out. Swap it out, Jojo. Okay, is that the address?

Because you have? Hmm? What we said we was talking about when my first game then? Okay. Thank you for that. We ain't got no tithes in the building again. Shit getting rough around me. One girl sent her tities in the building.

Did you see that? I did see that, but I'm talking about like some real live tities in the building. Hey, man. Oh, that's all this is, no, it's 14. We need to find some tithes in the building, cat. I'm gonna try to put that in. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to make that happy.

Okay. We all did. Okay. She flaked on us. It's a hard, though. Hey, much love to my nigga Los DeLeo. Los DeLeo said this podcast. It's four.

Hold on, where it go? This podcast is for everybody who mama used to dish detergent for bubble bath, for a nigga little. It's crazy. You got it? Right now, Clayton is currently ordering some chicken wings to be delivered to the 85 South Show. Brick Wall Studios, Incorporated, sponsored by Babyface, all the niggins who sung R&B in the early 90s. It's by R&B.

Remember we was going to have the R&B concert? Yeah. Who are you going to have that? We were going to have people that nobody care about no more. The Who Gives a Fuck to it. Yeah, the Who Gives a Fuck to it. fuck to her. Casey and Jojo. What's their name? So for real.

They open it. Who else on there? Danielle Jones. Oh, man. Brownstone. We got fat of a lot. We're trying to get Mokin' Stuff back together. Oh, Mokin' Steff. Come on.

702 won't answer how come on. Oh, they will not respond. Black. They ain't hitting us back either. boom like an 808 we tried to reach out the shop of ranks he's not responding he not responding nobody can find mad cobra we wanted him to come do flex I hit patria up

man nothing we tried to get leaders of the new school but Buster Rhyams wouldn't agree to it he's not coming he's not coming people still care about him a little bit I guess a little bow wow said he's still fucking shout out to all them rappers that

Stay around that long. Hell yeah. Bus the rhyme. And we'll wrap his ass on today. And I keep it going when I'm sitting there a little and seven to love with him. Every time I'm a nigga been doing they got to get him to scratch off and motherfuckin' $2,000 and $3,000. That nigga be rapping, man.

Every time I said it ready, minute, minute, but... Speaking of which, what the fuck is Twister, man? What is Twister? I don't know, man. God damn. Look on his Twitter. Shit. Twister on Twitter.

Twister on Twitter. I told the bitch he'll make her a celebrity overnight. And we ain't seen that nigga, man. He really just been out here making bitch's careers. What if he the nigga you gotta see before you blow up on Instagram? Twister. Yeah, you gotta talk Twister.

I can make you a celebrity. What did you think he do, computer now? I don't know. He do tech, he do fucking publicist. I think he probably do presentation. That's what I'm saying. All right, look, what we gotta do is flat tummy teeth. First things first, got to get you some of that in your hand.

Take pictures of that. You need a little boutique. Hold on. I'm going to up there. I'm going to go ahead and get you a blue check. Just hold on. Oh, man, Twister's still a rapper. You got to be.

Shottown legend. Twister is a legend, bro. Shotown legend, man. I hope he dropped some shit. And it makes tapes. And it makes tapes you're looking forward to. Like, I feel like we need some music right now. Do we need music?

We need some music right now. Donald Trump, puss ass and got elected. We need some anthems, man. They got that try about. Now that YG song mean even more. Fuck Donald Trump. Oh, I'm playing. I can't wait.

I'm playing that shit for four, eight years straight. You should have played them up. Hey, I feel like I haven't. The radio ain't played enough. Obviously, it didn't take. Watch the magic of post-production. Drop that shit in right now.

Fuck down, try. Yeah, nigga, fuck down. Try. Yeah, yeah. Fuck down. Try. Yeah. Fuck down.

Yeah. Fuck down. Yeah. Yeah, nigga, fuck down Trump. Yeah, yeah, fuck down Trump. Yeah. I like white folks, but I don't like you. All the niggas in the hood want to fight you.

Surprise they all chopin. We ain't tried to snobf you. Surprise a nation of Islam ain't tried to find you. And we're back. Nick, we're so goddamn cold with this production at the 85 South. So much love to everybody who thought that the shit was over, but the shit ain't over

because we're still in this bitch. And I hope, I look. Look, let me respond to this right quick, too, because people are like, man, y'all was in the nice-ass studio, and then y'all's in the truth. Don't worry about what the fuck we are. We're going to be everywhere, man. This podcast is mobile. We got wills. You know what I'm saying?

You're going to see us in some nice shit. Then you're going to see us in some ghetto shit. It's just to show you how diverse we are. And just to let you know that it don't matter about the situation, baby. It's all about what we doing. If you're fucking with what we're doing, it don't matter what we are. You understand? Talk to him, Clay.

What was that? Fuck it, man. I'm through. I can't deal with you today, man. You want some bullshit. You want some bullshit. I'm trying to get this all that. I don't give a fuck about the chicken.

I have some chicken already. Well, other people didn't, bro. You didn't get no chicken? You ain't get no chicken? He ain't get none, and that's how the Post's going to work. So we got to get him something. Shit. I thought he got like five wings over there.

The Post ain't going to work with. He gave him some weight. You're about to fuck the show up. About making show he ain't get no chicken. Oh, my goodness. I had four puss-ass wings. You saw my little four puss-ass wings I had. I didn't even get no other kind.

Hence us ordering more chicken. What fuck is you talking about? Hey, did you see that Ben Carson said he didn't want his job with Donald Trump? Because he's unqualified. Oh, ain't that. But you ran for president. It's the most nigger. Donald Trump unqualified to.

I'm too good to be in the house with you, boss. I'm too good. You know why. You think about it. That's the blackest shit, Ben Carson, They never did. Quit the job before he got it. You want a job?

Hell no. Let's do some work. Shit, no. That looks hard. No, I'm straight. Man, that looks hard. Hey, I'm a surgeon, my nigga. Every day?

Every day? Every day. And what about we get? I got to move to D.C. Oh, no, baby. No, sir, re. Ben Carson's like, nigga, a job?

It wasn't about no money. I'm good. So I get, I don't want to say shout out to Ben Carson, but, huh, we see you, bro. Well, man, I think he saw the light. He saw, it wasn't, hey. Hey, did you see this shit? The only black person in the Trump presidency? Wait a minute.

You're going to soak that bullet up. Did you see this shit, though? Trump released his plan for African Americans via media. You ain't going to make my plan for me. No. You ain't got to make no plan for me, Trump. Are you serious? Shut up.

Talk to him, man. Talk to him, talk to him. Talk to him about it. I want you to tell him. It ain't real a shit to know. Go to me. Where is it? Pull the shit up.

I don't even think it's on there. What's his plan for African Americans? Don't have no plan for me. He said that you're about to be able to get two ounces for 120 again. I don't get it for. That ain't what I want. I don't want it from him. I don't want it from him.

I don't want it from him. Hey, my niggas, if you're out here in these streets and you're living illegal, hey, go legit as soon as you can. They plan the game dirty. They got some shit out here. that you can't win against. Trust me, what I tell you. But that's a whole other podcast in itself.

That's the Stay Out of Jail episode. We're going to talk to some former law enforcement and shit. When we run, it's going to be one of them days. We don't have no weed and shit on us. We're going to talk to some. This motherfucker calling it the New Deal. Yeah. What, do you remember the Old Deal?

All the old deals was fucked up. All the old deals. Oh, man. Those old deals made, goddamn. NWA contract and I look bad. Them old deals was way worse than should. Them old deals? Shit, I don't want to hit a new deal, man.

The old deals, that's how niggas ended up in the project for a hundred years ago. No, that's how white people talk to you when they want you to. Look, here's the new deal. Here's the deal. We're going to open a Starbucks. We're going to open a Whole Foods. You're going to move your little silly ass uptown. White people always got to tell you the deal.

You don't never have no input on the deal. If you don't believe me, go crazy around some white people. That's the first shit they're going to say. Dude, what the fuck is your deal? White people operate on deals. Dude, what's your deal? Not cool, dude. Dude, dude, do you want to make a deal?

We made a deal. Who's your dealer? That's the shit white dudes say before they get shot in your face. We had a deal. Hey, hey, meet me at 3 o'clock and we'll fucking fight it out, bro. Is that a deal? Shake my hand if it's a deal. He's scared to make a fucking deal.

I made no deal. Right. I don't want no new deal. That's right. I don't want the new... Because I know the deal fucked up. Oh man. The chicken has arrived again.

And you heard about the new balance, being the shoe in the record? Yeah, I heard the new balance came out in support of Donald Trump. Oh, man. All that money folks are spent, all the money black folks to want new balances? Right. You got to tell DJ Mars. Right. Right.

New balance. is the official sneaker of all lives matter who knew that the new balance was the balance of power with white people doing what the fuck they wanted to change the name that's the new balance

clue balance oh man with that being said there has been a rash of niggas sitting in the balance on fire it actually It costs more to destroy your new balance than it does to purchase them.

So New Balance, just know that you drop the ball right there. Black people have been fucking with you the long way for a long time. And for you to turn around and say, fuck us, that is a disrespectful, disloyal, fool-ass, chump, pussy, bitch-made, whole shit. I never owned a pair of New Balance. I did. I used to fuck with the new balance, even the ugly ones, just because I knew how to put them with some shit and make them look alright.

Fucked with your new balance. Goof-ass, big-ass in the front shoes. Big white ass in the front shoe. Big-ass toebox. Goofy-ass color ways. That's where the balance go-box. Stupid-ass laces. Why don't bitches be flat when you buy them? Like somebody sat on them, and then y'all put them in the box. Made in Indonesia As shoes Talking about These made in Boston Yeah right

Yeah right Made by the same goddamn people Who believe We ain't shit And we've been fucking with y'all this long Just because they was affordable You can get three pair of new balance

For $80 and shit Then y'all had the nerve To have the white people Shit that was 159 I was like ain't no fucking way I'm gonna pay $160999 for no fucking new balance They don't have no lights on them

Nothing. Did nobody dunk in no new balance? Motherfucker. I'm mad as fucking New Balance. All of them. I probably didn't spend at least $200 in my lifetime on 40 pair of New Balance. That's about what they were. Damn. They was comfortable as fuck too. But then now I realized why they were so comfortable because they segregated your feet. They kept the front from the back. Racist his ass shoes. Never really good. But he's never gonna find a shoe that really represent black people. You know what it was? Like we

we represent for them, but they ain't gonna represent for us. I knew New Balance was racist because I never really got comfortable in them. Kind of like being in a white neighborhood. Never felt all the way right? Yeah, I never really, like I always felt like I might twist my ankle in some new balance. Anything above light jogging you could hurt yourself. I tell you what? I never did no nigger of shit and no new balance. Like I

never bust no new balance out at no cookout. Like if it was on some summer shit and I was going to a cookout, I wouldn't, I wouldn't wear no fucking new balance. Now? Yeah, like if I wore some new balance, it was just because I ain't give a fuck. I had like an off-ass blue and only the new balance hit the shit.

Now it all makes sense, though. Never was a big fan, man. Man, I'm... So we're done with new balance, like, completely. I'm talking with everybody. Man. Who make black people's shoes?

Black people make black people shoes. Well, where they are? Black folks, if you got some shoes, give them to them. This is the thing, though. Make them look like the shit I already wear. Black people can make some shit cool. Like, if we just all decide, hey, we're about to go fuck with these right here.

Yeah, but it don't never be our shit. I know it. We don't have shit. We got shit. We just don't fuck with it like that. The shit just don't be. I don't know. We ought to come out.

with some black shit we got something this is some black shit and it's gonna be some more black shit yeah I feel like we should have some more black shit like black man invented ice cream don't know niggins on no ice cream no fucking black toast where is the black on potato who can tolerate lactose we need a black soda I can't believe we still don't have enough like if you still like the first black person to do some shit that's fucking it's a lot of easy stuff to check off too like what Like, it's just some pools you can go to, and you'll be like the first black person ever to get in this pool. That's a lot of stuff.

It's some national parks you could just set foot in. First nigga that live in this neighborhood. Oh, man. First dude to drive a same model year car into this neighborhood. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, there's a lot of little stuff that you can be the first at if you're a black person. We've been blocked out of so many things, man. First black man who didn't give up hope and believed in himself.

All you got to do is touch the bottom of the ocean and your ocean explorer. That's it How the fuck you're gonna do that? Not the very bottom, just any bottom. Mm-hmm, mm-mm-mm-mm. We gotta do it. Hey, man, we eat a lot of pizza on the 85 South truck. We just like the fucking Ninja Turtles.

Underground like the Ninja Turtles. And we got more shells than the Turtle Van. Yeah. Weed and pizza really enhances the creativity. So that's why we're going to fuck with him. We eat in pizza? How was it? I got some new pizza.

What's good? What's good? Mmm. What's good? The pizza is. Yeah, we're good. Give me a napkin. Give me a fucking napkin over here.

Who made this fucking pizza? Johnny? I don't know who made the pizza. The best people don't make this thing. This is what made this thing. This is what made this thing. You know, it's nothing like getting some pizza from the old country. You know what I mean?

Reminds me a home. I know what you mean. It's one thing about you. You always fucking know what I mean. I know. You're a great fucking guy. I don't give a fuck what they say about you. The thing that happened is happened.

Hey, fuck that, but you're a great guy. I know what they say. Fuck them. Same shit happened as ever. Same shit I happen to them. He's sleeping with misses. I don't know some men's shoes? Relax.

Take your medicine. They come in baby's eyes. Relax. You're getting excited. Fucking relax. Nobody's gonna fuck it through. You're with a kid over here. You see me.

You can't fuck with the family. You see me over here. What are you a wise guy? You fucking see me. You better fix your fucking eyes. You're looking at the next best thing. best thing. The next best thing, you gotta be the best best thing.

Bada be, bada boom. You understand what I'm saying? The motherfucker who's better than me ain't even better than me. Fucking crazy. I look around, I see motherfuckers do off that shit, but nobody does motherfuckin' fucking go. You know the thing I do? I give it to them right in Nebraska's room. in Nebraska.

You know what I mean? Grab him right by the cannoli. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know, fuck. You remember the time the dude asked you? He said, where's my money? And you just fucking choked this shit out of his eyes popped out?

You just like... Yo, I choked that cock-sucking to his fucking eyes popped out of his cock-sucking head. Fuck him. And then you said, what are you like? You said, what are you looking at? Calm down, loo, you? Fucking crazy, this guy.

What is this, Cox? What are you looking at? Cox sucker, fuck you. I'll do that again. It was crazy you brought that up. It was eight years ago. Wow. We've really been through some shit, though.

You know that? Will me pass the statute of limitations? Ain't no statute of limitations to joking the motherfucking type of all selling. Don't ever get it fucked up. That's your crazy. What the fuck's wrong with you? Oh man. What time? Damn it's 11.30. Like a motherfucker.

Oh, where you going? I'm about to go home. Oh, man. I'm about to get picked up. Let me see. Uh, there's a couple more. You can cut out this eat, except that part. Yeah.

I just do the audio. Because we're going to look like some goddamn, never been nowhere ass. Niggas in this bitch grubbing it down. I'll take this time out to... A bike freezing. To talk to some of the people who fuck with us over there around the world. Much love to all that people out there. Australia.

Russia. Australia City. South Africa. Some people have been sending us some shit we never heard of. Much love to everybody in the Opalasis, Louisiana. I don't know where to fuck Obelazis. I don't think they know where it is.

Yeah, they said they fucking, they did. There's been a lot of white people joining the 85 South Show movement. We need a shout out. Who else? Other country, northern? Basically. Bro, Sweden fucking with us.

Sweden. Not like Sweden. The UK. Norway. The UK. Norway. What about on? Something else we're missing.

I'm forgetting Brazil. We ain't got no Brazilian? Yes, the fuck we do. We got some Brazilian people who fucking with us the long way. They said, we love the freestyles, but some parts we just don't understand. And this is what I would like to say to y'all, Brazil. That shit I don't even mean shit where you live, so don't even worry about it. That's just some shit we're doing in America.

The parts you don't get, that's some real ghetto hood, grimy, grow up with brooches, put water in your cereal. Just replace it. Whatever name we say, if we talk about somebody, just replace it with a Brazilian name or somebody you know. Right. And then it'll apply. Much love to all the people in Brazil. What else, man?

What other countries been fucking with us? The Cameroon's been fucking with us. The people from Cameroons? Yeah. I said South Africa. There's a lot of parts of Africa been. I just can't imagine us popping in Africa. Oh, my brother.

The new episode of the Eddify Self-show. The pussy has a smell, but I'm going to fuck, though. I love these niggas. Hey, you don't know that, like, over there, like, Ghana, that's like Atlanta. Like, it's black folks making it. They're getting cars from over here. They're doing a lot of the credit cards scammer. I did not know that in Ghana was like Atlanta.

Panda. I did not know this. I didn't know that they have a scammer. Like, you see, Panda. What did you from Africa? They have Atlanta to. Atlanta, Africa. They do. It's Ghana. I'm telling you.

They're out there. They're bawling. Much love to all of my African niggas. All my African niggas. Everywhere. All over East Africa, West Africa, Central Africa, the Congo. I know you. I see you. And if I saw so.

I know you. Ha! Pussy. I love it. You take a picture with me right now in the week. Yo, man, this podcast is for all the niggas who don't have no shoes to wear. This is for them. If you do not have shoes, then you should make shoes.

You take what you have and you made shoes. You eat some food. Then you take the box, you make shoes. No, no, no. This podcast right here is for niggers who have two ears, but only one ear work. Yes, this is. Personal deaf and one ear. I don't know, man.

That is the worst African accent ever. That's just how the fuck we get down here at the 85 South Show. This is just a random-ass episode. We're chilling in Brick Wall Studio. Can the uncle call Steve? Oh, we'll have unc call Steve. Yeah.

They might be a relate, you know what I'm saying? No. Hey, hello. No, Pressing Pressing 3. Hello? I can't hear the motherfucker.

Steve! Steve! What's up, man? Yeah. This Earl! Yeah, the Carlo's them uncle. Look, look here.

Steve, D.C. told me called up there. You understand what I mean? Look. they said something happened at the studio and you told them they had to kick rock they had to go on they had to get gone look I ain't mad at you

but that's just what young people do they fuck up you can't get mad when somebody fuck up because ain't nobody said nothing you should have said you should have came in there and said something now look this is the OG talking now call me back

you can talk straight to me you ain't got to talk around me talk at me and you can't hurt my feeling call me straight back I ain't gonna be I ain't gonna be I ain't gonna be up here long and and plus my granddaughter got my phone so call the fuck if you know how them damn kids is if they don't answer the phone send the text I can't text it back but I see I see that you text and I call you this This Earl called me back. Steve.

Hello? That motherfucker is still on? Hang the damn phone up. Hang it up. He ain't on there. Stupid. This is retarded, boy. Y'all better start to leave Steve message.

He's going to see all these in one party. No, we ain't going to never stop leaving messages. Because look here. He heard. All these messages We don't feel the voicemail Look, we're going to have everybody Call in

What you got calling me? Look Burn Matt That fucked up, don't do that No, that is fucked up They just did the list of it Yeah That'd be too far

I just saw the unsung everything Look here Don't do it If you still Supporting the 85 South Show You either than fucked up some of your life

Or you just, you just like pain. But look here, we got some of these stickers and shit, you know. Man, you got all this. For all, we, you know, you can get all this shit. Tell them what's up there. You can get all this shit. We're selling every motherfucking thing. We're going to resell this red boy.

They give us enough of that shit. Shout out to God is dope. Shout out to God is dope. First of all, that's the place. None of these items on the table is possible without God. First of all, without God, there is no candles. Because without God, you and the dog anyway. There is no smell good without God.

You get it? Because without God, you're going to stank anyway. There will be no stickers without God. Because without God, nobody's going to stick around anyway. There is no red bull without God. Because without God, you ain't going to never need wangs, no way. God made all of this possible. Where does you got?

Give them the rest of the stuff, man. Well, look, without God, there is no hat. Yes, sir. Because you ball hit it anyway. You understand what I'm saying? See, without God, there is no podcast. Yes, sir. Because you don't have no audience.

Don't nobody want to hear nobody. who ain't about God God made this possible See it's bigger than me and you You understand what I'm saying It's not about us We're here to work for God All the people who be watching the podcast

They be watching the podcast Because of God A lot of people then pass back The podcast Maybe watch one or two episodes Read the comments didn't subscribe or maybe didn't share our shit

on Facebook until they look 2,300 fucking friends like it's going to affect the outcome of what we're doing you understand me it's a lot of niggas who know exactly what we're doing

but try to act like they don't know what's the name of the podcast bitch you know because I just heard you singing titty's in the bill you understand You couldn't know about the titty's in the building without watching the podcast.

See, that's what God does. See, God will bring some hating ass niggas niggas around you. And then what? So you can appreciate the niggas who wasn't. See, God will bring niggas around you all the time. Who'll be like, damn, bro. He ain't got no weed. And then once you take hold to that, you'll start noticing the niggas, who brought with you?

Who brought me? Who brought me? What are you that person? You gonna have to understand that sometimes your mission is from God. You understand me? Sometimes God gives you an abundance. to bless people who don't have shit. I'm gonna say that again for the transitioners.

Sometimes God will bless you with an abundant so you can bless the words who don't have shit. See, sometimes God will provide you with a whole bunch so you can just sprinkle off to the people who don't have shit. You don't supposed to go poke, feed motherfuckers who ain't gonna feed themselves. But sometimes when they see you eat, you can motivate the spirit inside of them so they can be like, damn. Look at Clayton.

Every time I see that, nigga, he's fool. Nigger keep a hair cut. A nigga got a nice sweater. I want some sweaters. I'm about to do it like Clayton English do it. That's why God give you an abundance. See, see, see, listen here. God damn it, the devil is busy in him.

See, listen, God, when, see, we're going to stay right here for a minute. See, people don't want to talk about their abundance. God ain't just going to give you no abundance. He won't see what you know how to do with it. That's why you see everybody trying to run by a big old ass. You weren't supposed to be having no big old ass. You're not built for that. So now you're done through your whole matrix off.

See, you weren't supposed to be a big old. big ass person. Now you don't bought an ass, now you got to remodel your whole chemistry. That ain't your abundance. That ain't what God wanted for you. You got lazy, blocked your own blessing. See, we ain't even going to talk. I'm going to move on it right on home because we got to race. We got to take this collection up and get this money. Oh, man. In conclusion, you got to be able to recognize your abundance. Now if you out here with a whole bunch and you ain't helping the ones who don't have shit, guess what you're doing? Seeing it. You're seeing it. You're being selfish. That is the fastest way to get to hell.

Jesus. The church ain't got to say a damn thing. The church ain't got to say a damn thing if they don't want to. Amen. Now, I didn't mean to go to church on y'all and get all preaching, but somebody had to say it. Somebody said. Shit. Sometimes the spirit just get to put it in there.

You don't know what the spirit going to end up there. I think, but minus a few words, that might have been about one with the Bible. You ever be on your way the Bible study just pulled up at the trap and just, who? Now you don't bought a bag of weed. It was on your way straight to the church. Who was going to Bible? Who's going to buy this? Shit, I don't know I didn't backslid.

I wasn't always who you looking at. Shit. Now, hell, I was a human, too. What are you going to? Oh, shit. Before I got right with God, I was wrong with the devil. You're looking at them. You're looking at them.

Hell, I didn't been in them hotel rooms. What's you were? A handful of crack rock and three or four bitches. The church's money on a Saturday night. I'm supposed to have been took this money up there and dropped it off for the church. And left right over there and went right in the house of the Lord and lied. That wasn't me. That wasn't me.

But God wasn't through witness. He wasn't through witness. He ain't never going to be through witness. He ain't never going to be through with me. He ain't never going to be through it. He ain't never going to be through it. Do you hear what I said? I said he ain't ever.

Don't be through. Yeah, I had to go to a day-a-a-a. You had to see. I had probably earned a one-way ticket all the way to hell. Yeah. Yeah. He recorded all that. Hey, you ever been to one of the alcoholics anonymous meetings, though?

Ever been, had to go to A?A. You had to go? Yeah. Court ordered. Why are you had to go? Nigger, because, I don't know. You got a DUI? No, I ate some other shit, but it just somehow

I had to end up going back and going to that shit to get my license back. I had to do some community service, alcoholism, anonymous, DUI class. All the types of shit. What you was doing? You was the T-shirt? I was in that bitch line. I needed them credits. You know I don't fuck with the liquor like that?

Yeah, I was just in there drinking everything. I was the young nigga, drinking up all a liquor. And they were like, we glad you came, man. We don't usually see no people your age. I was like, yeah, because this shit ain't real. I'm just here because the court told me to do it. told me to do it. Man.

What quote was this? Clayton County. Mother fucking evil-ass. Clayton County, man. Real-life shit. Damn. Be careful. A. A.

Mean? Alcoholics Anonymous. You ain't got no stories. Anybody have a good story in a movie? No, man, it was a lot of bad stories. Sad? They told a saddest story. They don't go to the A-Mitt until their best drug story.

This lady said, me and my husband made over a million dollars in the real estate industry, and we drank it all. I was like, bitch, how you drank up a million dollars? Yeah. That must be like partying. She's buying the bar everywhere she's going.

I do not know. She has a lot of functions, a lot of little sullade. She got a gazebo in the back yard. And you're struggling with some alcohol. The bitch like to entertain. Stop having all them parties. Yeah.

Can we talk to the people who might be struggling? Having all them goddamn parties, man. Stop trying to kick it. Everybody can't kick it. Hey, man. My fuck's got to go home. That's what it is.

Do my kicking it. Man, hey, look, ah, that's enough. Go. Get out of here. So you think kicking it leads to habit? See, you got people kicking it, and you're the one with, you know, you got the million dollars of real estate money, and you drinking it all up. Ain't no way you drinking a million dollars worth liquor.

That means there's some other people right there helping you get towed down. Let me ask you this. And you like the little life. What would you say to the people who may or may not be struggling with addiction out there? Do you have any advice? No, how am I help them? I'm just saying, nigga. I'm the same, baby.

You have a little bit. You have an influence. CB in the streets with swap plugs. I might have a better deal than you got. You might have a better deal. Like, what do you want me to say? I'm trying to bring these niggins around some culture. They don't give a fuck.

No, I'm just saying. If you got a problem, man, you just got to address it. The first step is knowing you got a problem, man. There's not too much you can even do with people because if they won't realize they have a problem, they're not going. They're not going. And it's sad, but a lot of times people got a goddamn skint their whole face up and hit that rock bottom before they decide to go in.

Do you ever watch intervention? No. These motherfuckers on intervention. sneak back to the van, be high in the intervention. We just want you to go get some help. No, no. Ain't nothing wrong with me. I'm good.

When you get hot on. I'm good. I only smoke a little bit. I don't smoke on Tuesday. I'm good. They probably take the intervention better. You're trying to destroy this family. I ain't gone.

I'm good. Oh, but then that's another thing. If you're a high right now, aren't you? Nope. I ain't even. I'm good. I'm good. I'm not going. I don't want to go. Let me go. Give me some money. Can I have some money?

You're stupid. No, if you ain't got no, if you ain't, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you fucking up other people's lives, then that's on you. And sometimes people, if they're fucking up your life, you just got to let them be out there. Let them hit, man. You can't keep cushioning them. Because all they need is that next hit. They're just going to keep trying to get that next hit.

You ever heard a crackhead try to reason? I don't talk about much. I work five days of motherfucking week. If I want to do my thing on the weekend, so the fuck what. I don't bother nobody. I got my own money. I'm growing. No, hey, it is what it is.

It's over with me. It's over with. What the fuck I'm going to do? What I'm going to do? Shit, everybody got the answer. No, nobody got a lighter, though. I got the walking dead Oh man

Man you fuck with the walking dead Oh man I fuck with it a little bit I don't know shit about it I feel like they have Oh well I'm not gonna sit here and tell you about it Every episode Where is the mystery

Every episode is the same shit No it's not But it's just motherfuckers gonna keep dying It's one of them shows When they don't give a fuck about the main characters The main characters ain't even the same From when the show started It's maybe about three people left

From when the show started You're still a fan as much as you were? I mean, how much? I wasn't, never dressing up like no zombie or that shit. I mean, God damn.

You're still a fan? Damn. Still a fan? You're not like, I accused you of this shit. That's the first shit that you were still in the crossbow. That's how I know

you didn't did this shit before. No, this motherfucker said you're still a fan like you, I'm asking what did I used to me? I'm just supposed to say, hey, you still fuck with it? Nah, not ever since

I dressed up like that zombie. Shit left a bad taste of my mouth. You still a fan. like you used to be. How was I a fan? Was I ever cheering for the zombie? Man, you got... Do I have a jersey with blood on it?

Like, yeah! Walking Dead coming on. I got wings, pizza. We're going to eat the game and watch the game. Are you still interested in the shit as you were? I mean, it's all right. My mom do extra work on the show, so that's the main reason I watch it. But, you know, so...

I mean, come on. I watch it. I catch up with it if I can, but I have the whole period. I wasn't caught up, but I don't get a lot of downtime. I just want to see one episode where they got. A real Atlanta zombie on that bitch. Shored. I'm with you boy.

Hell now. I don't know. I don't know. I ain't even know zombie. I'm on some leave. There'd be a lot of motherfuckers get shot. Because they off a zan. They just get shot.

They're going to think they're zombie. Crack heads and zombies do look familiar. Yeah, you're going to be on some zombie shit still. Similar. My nip real horse is trying to get him some. So if it sounded like a ghost up. Some type of way. You know what?

You sound like, dog. Oh, nigger. That would be scary, though, just to hear it. anybody in that voice sing any rap leader like you sleep and you hear that that's horrible I wouldn't stay at the Trump Hotel either they got bed bucks Trump Hotel either they got bed bucks if you don't want bed book Donald Trump hair got bed books Donald Trump hard bed book hey man hey man can you do the voices from the horror Movie?

Huh? Like horror movie voice? I don't know. What boys do you know? Like the niggas from the horror movies. Yes, now you've come here. Got to squeeze your tithes and fuck you. What scary movies are you watching?

What if that nigger from the scary movies in the club trying to out of these bitches? What niggers? Yes, you're a bad bitch. Candy, man. Oh, you mean, Tandyman? Okay. All night. Watch your Instagram.

Grab. Candyman, don't he show up in the mirror? Nice selfie. Bitch take a picture. This nigga got his arms wrapped around

and when she developed a picture. This bitch had to say, I was by myself in the bathroom. This bitch act like she can't text me back.

But the bitch wanted to get on FaceTime. Bitch turn her phone off, it still ring. Bitch. She's got to show it. It's zero percent.

Answer it. Don't answer it. Answer it. Don't answer it. Don't fucking text me and not answer my face time, bitch. I'm going to give you to 245 a.m. to return home. If you are not home when I call you, I'm going to take your soul to a head. Oh, you mean like Jigsaw?

He'd give her a little puzzle she got a song? I saw you around at your girl's house. I've made it, so only one of you's going to leave tonight. Oh, shit. She fucking around and burning him. He'd be on the voicemail. Look, bitch, I don't know what you did to my dick. But there is green shit coming out of my penis.

If you'd have gone me back by 2.45 a.m., I'm going to chop down your throat and come out of your ass. Hey, Mr. Monster Man, what are you doing with them white bitches? Look, nigger, don't ask me about no white bitches. I met these holes at the grocery store. I needed change for a dollar. This bitch was kind enough to give me a ride to the Chevron. It doesn't matter if you see me with a black bitch.

black bitch or a white bitch, but just no, you saw me with a bitch. Hey man, why you never passed the weed back? Look, nigger, this is not your weed to be patrolling in the first place. When we took up the money to get the weed, you didn't give us shit. So any weed that you smoke will be because I blew it

in your fucking face. That shit crazy, right? Listen, if your niggas are still watching the 85th sub-show, you made the right decision. Dreadl. You try to turn

or watch another podcast I am going to jump down your throat and come out of your eyes What's the name of the movie? 85 South Show A nightmare

Nightmare Nightmare on 85 Nightmare from your ass Oh man fucking retarded Listen if you are not a five Bitch, don't ask me anything. Hey, man.

I always wonder when I could use that voice. You want some head? Yes, bitch. Give me all the head. You got to do it all the way, though. I want you to slob on my shaft and lick my balls. Leave a trailer spit on my nuts and shine them up like trophies. You got to do it all the way.

You got to have your hands out. Yes, I want yes. Yes. Oh, the head. Oh, yes. Make sure you pull out. There will be no pulling out tonight. Tonight we make a baby.

You got to pull out. I'm not on nothing. I did not ask you what you are on. You will have give me a son tonight. Pretty much the plot of Blackiella and Vampire in Brooklyn. What if your girl get into the shit? Oh, do the monster voice. Man, quit playing.

I'm not doing that shit. Do the monster voice, please. Okay, call to the room and remove all of your panties. See who like it. Call them, leave them a message like that. The ones that hit you back immediately are going to be the ones with it. Listen, bitch.

This is the third time I've called. Don't worry if you ever try to go to sleep You will see me again That's shit crazy, man Quit doing this shit I'm fucking on Charlie God gonna hit me doing that voice and be like, okay? No, he might get you for that preacher shit first

No How are you gonna get weed with that voice? Listen, nigger, I need Two ounces of blue bag. very clutch give me a three five all right man we're about to get the fuck out what's what from the eight game of drone man when he did that shit just don't look yeah you're gonna call Steve with that voice oh what's the name Stephen of Harvey, first of his name, ruler, I come to you as a king.

I have come into the presence of two loyal subjects. They are the finest of men that fought valiantly for me. And to hear that my banner men are no longer welcome in your kingdom. Well, that just does not set well. It wells up in my stomach nightly. I think about how strong our man have been and to be denied your kingdom. Well, perhaps you're comfortable with your kingdom, but if you don't want to incur the full wrath of all seven kingdoms

as they come crashing down on you, on a monumental scale, we will ride our dragons. We will send our wolves. are wolves we will have what is all Stephen let them back in the studio they're fucking all the maidens they're out here fighting

the dragons they've got half the people hooked on Cush half of the kingdom is sleep Steve while they are excellent badaman they are fucking up the rest of the realm we need this for the future of the realm

there we go Steve, I, I come to you with my head bowed. Trouble sets my mind back and forth, I wonder, I ponder the ideas of a fool. Whosoever to be banished from the kingdom shall be granted permission to return. I've left countless scrolls. I've sent bread and mead and... I just... I don't know, Steve.

I really just want to offer a handful of gold shillings as a piece offering. I don't know what else to offer a man who has it all. Maybe some of our finest whores or some of our bed winches. There is not much else I can say, Steve. If you want my countrymen to leave, then I too must leave. I'll be leaving before sunset. I'll gather my things now, and tonight I will.

sleep behind the old blacksmith shed. It's where we've been forced to lay our heads. I guess we shall go live in the woods with the lepers. Oh man. Or maybe we should hobble along with the cripples. You would like that, wouldn't you? us face down feeding the worms Our orphans will starve the death before the sunrise

Before I let you ruin my kingdom I will burn the whole kingdom to ash Never has there been a king So bold, so manish So self-serving What is this travesty? I walk in and I see someone with one of my horse. Boredom, it besets me.

It makes men do things out of character. Unless a man would fuck the winch. But a man of my stature dismissed her immediately. You haven't enough ass! For that type of attitude, fan maiden. Be gone, I banish you from my sights. Well, you know, even though I come from a lower land, I too am quite the pimp.

I mean, I'm a gentleman, but I'm the type of fellow that would pull a trick of sorts. Sir, I'll trick a bitch out of her wind. Take the bitch's life and bring her back to life again. That's some cold shit. Some cold shit, man. Oh, no, that's ancient. That's old.

They go back to the old land. You'll pull up on a bitch in a carriage. My chariot awaits, fam Aidan. Think you can pull a bitch in a chariot? Come on, man. Come on, bro. You're talking about, I can't pull a bitch on feet. I do this shit in Belford.

I was good in any century. I tell you that, our time travel to still get home. If you was a slave, how would you be pulling bitches? You know that's fucked up. I know it, but we got to start somewhere. First of all, I... You once said you're going to trap, nigga. We're going to go to the future, too, but I'm just seeing it.

I don't care nothing about the smell. I was out there in the field all day, too. Look, look. Look. Now, be seeing you. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't seeing you Every time that sun glisten off your face When you bend over

I see you And a man like me It just don't make no sense For you not to see me I see you I see you I know we can't be seen But at least we could see

That's what you got to do, man Any century And that you said I know we can't be seen But at least we could see Yeah, you got any century You put me anywhere, I'm good Man you know slave had that game though

Now listen here You give me a picture that pussy At night Next time I'm heading off I'm taking you with it Oh yeah Me and you we're going to have plenty of freedom But how am I going to get you the freedom

If you won't give me none of that freedom Come on now I already got enough slavery on my back Just put a little pussy on my Oh man Now listen here That's why people follow Harry to him All I need from you is just an inch more

That pussy Just an inch more Just a scooch Now listen there I got to get up early in the morning. I got to get up early and get them chickens together. But right now, I just need a scunch more of that. If you give me some of that pussy,

just to show is Jeffro going to get up jumping. He's thinking, say some crazy. Just the show is Jeffro going to get up jumping? A little skunch more of that pussy. How much more you want? Just a skunt. Just an inch. Give me an inch.

Now, now, now, I know I seem like I'm asking a lot. But maybe you're confused about my definition of a squant. This how slaves said it. Now, listen here, with all due respect. You have to start it on with that. Listen here, now, with all due respect, just give me a scunch more of that pussy. And I'll be on my way. I'll be on my way.

I go back and lay under the potatoes. I swear to God. Just for it's cut you more. Oh, that's it got you. If she tried to off him that pussy. How niggies gonna be pulling bitches in the year 30-30? Oh, you got a head. What do you call it on?

What? It's all going to be telecommunication. You just go talk in the bitch head. Hey? You got to sit there and think about the shit. Hey, it's a few things I like to do to you. Would you like to download interfaces? Perhaps you're compatible.

I have a USB port. You get the error message. Software, not compatible. And that's when you find out a bitch ain't going to work right off the rip. System malfunction. Why are you still doing this? Click yes if you sure you want to fuck this person.

Yes. Are you absolutely sure you want to fuck this person? Yes. Zero compatibility between these two people. Are you sure? Sure, you want to fuck this. God damn these pop-up windows. Look, the only good shit about the-

Fuck out of here. Yes, I want the pussy. The only good shit about the future is before you fuck. You're going to see that little shit come up. Scanning for viruses. The worst part is going to be when the wheel started spinning at 92%. And it just stopped. What did you do?

The bitch frees up. What did you do? She can't say nothing but the last shit she said, sure, you could have this pussy. Sure, you could have this. Pussy. Sure, you could have this. Well, sure, you could, sure, you could, sure, you could, sure, you.

You got to take your bitch back the best bite. Oh, yeah, I just got this bitch. I got her when she was new. She came out, and I got a warranty still. She's going to be able to pull up pussy out like a hard drive. She's going to be a pocket down here. You didn't bring your pussy? We don't need the pussy yet.

What the fuck? They're going to be at this salvage yard. Hey, you ain't got no extra pussy parts. back there, do you? Nah. Man, I'm trying to put my bitch back together. All I need is a mother boy. I'm a need.

Nah, I mean, you can probably get a good salvage pussy in the face. But, hell, you're going to have to look for it. Oh, well, hell, they don't even make that model no more. Yeah, soon as I get them, they're going to fly right out of here.

Is that the location 9,000? Yeah. Or is that the Tanya 1400? If it's a Tanya 1400, that's nothing I can do for you, buddy. I'll tell you right now. Those damn tanya's fly right out of here, buddy. Well, all right.

I'll tell you what. Put her up on the lift. Let's get a look at it. Did you know. Shit, me. That's a lot of miles on that engine. Did you know that you can put an 89 Tanya on a 99 key shit and they fit perfectly? They line right up with each other.

I've been in the business for a long time. You be at the house by yourself here, man. Those damn Tanya, as soon as we get them, they fly right out of here. Because Tanya's a general name. It could be black or white. so people just switch them out. Yep. But, yeah, man, if you want to leave your name or anything,

if I come across any of those pussy parts, I'd give you a call. Yep. Oh, yeah, this is Pett Boys. We just call them, tell you we can pick your bitch up now. We're about all down, got her off the lift. She's out front, all polished up, sitting looking nice. Well, we got her up there.

Notice one of the tities was loose. Trying to extra. aren't you? Yep, one of the tities was loose. When the last time you got your bitch flushed out?

I'll tell you we went to put that new pussy on the radiator fluid came leaking on out of there like you would not believe. They're telling you shit

about your bitch you ain't know. Yep, well, you know if you listen to her you won't have to keep bringing her up here. Yep. We got the digging

around in that damn engine. We found all type of old feelings and text messages. You got to start listening to you, bitch, man.

You got to listen to your bitch Every 3,000 miles If you listen to her She'll tell you what you need to do Now listen here You know when the oil needs to be changed All you gotta do is listen Well look

You come up here You want your oil change We get your car up on the lift Notice your bitch She has a broken heart Now We can't see you There's no way to fix it

It's nowhere to fix it We can't send you out of here Like this now You want me to go in there And put some dick in and see what I can do? I can bring her back. Now, I'll do what I can. I can at least get it back talking to you again.

Oh, this is the worst. You're stupid. Hey, man, why you got your both hands in her like that? You're stupid. That's terrible. Feminist is going to love that. No, they're not. They get mad anything.

We were talking about robot bitches. They weren't real bitches in case you ain't figure it out. Nobody talking about real. We love real bitch. We love women. And ladies. I like women bitches. I don't like man bitches.

I don't like man. I like women bitches and lady bitches. Yeah. Cool bitches. I don't even know. It depends on what her definition is. You know how to shoot pool bitches. Yeah.

Dive all up in the pool bitches. Never went to school. Them bitches who be cool with you. Until. Them bitches who don't fool with you. Mm-hmm. You know how it go, man. We like all kind of bitches.

I like... Black bitches, white bitches. Loose bitches, tight bitches. We like good bitches and our right bitches. Night bitches, day bitches. Sleep bitches and hype bitches. Leave bitches, stay bitches. We like fat bitches, skinny bitches, short bitches, tall bitches, most bitches, all bitches.

We really love y'all bitches. But we love, not really bitches, man. I don't like bitches like. What you like? I like... The ladies. We'll talk to them. What kind of ladies you like?

The classy ladies. The ladies who look good with clothes are. Talk to them. The ladies who look good with clothes out. Oh. The ladies with that grown pussy that know how to work it and do what it's supposed to do.

Really? I like the ladies who know when to give you some coochie and when to give you some pussy. They read the room. Right. You got to read the room. You got to scan the room.

What do I feel like today? Exactly. It ain't about what you felt like cooking up. It's about what I felt like eating. I need a woman who knows how to determine. Do this nigga need some head or blowjob? That's what I'm talking about. I need a woman with some skin.

skills, a skill set, them ladies. Head is for them. Right. Blow jobs are for us. Talk to them. Ladies give head for themselves. They give a blow job for you. Ladies give head for themselves, but they're going to give a blow job for you.

If she's giving you a blowjob, she's really for you. That's right. So you like ladies. I like the ladies. I like women's. I like women, not with S. I like women's with a Z. With a Z?

With a Z. It's still sell women's. Okay. Where the women's that? That's what I like. I like woman. Mother fucking right. I like, but you know.

Holes. I mean, I like women. Holes are part of the economy. Women's know how to fry fish. Women's do? Hell yeah. I don't know the women. I don't know the women.

I'm talking about, I like women's. They not only do they cook, but they make sass too. So they down home, they home cook meal. You fucking with the women's, you're going to get a whole plate and some apple pie with a little vanilla ice cream with it. But there's only one of them. Oh, there's two or three of them over there? There's a few of them over there.

Okay. They talk real loud. Okay. Yeah. So women's plural. Yeah, it's a couple of them. Gotcha. Yeah.

I know that place. Hell you. I know what you're talking about. Talk to him. Yeah. Take me there. Like to drink Bacardi. Hey, can I give a random shout out real quick?

No. Yeah, man. Don't do it. Shout out to Blinky Blinky Blank. I knew you was going to say that, man. Shut up. All right. Do you know him?

I don't. Do you know where he is right now? A lot of people don't know who Blinky Blinky is. That's what? Blink, we know you. You want him on? Mone. Muffucking French Montana had a birthday recently.

French Montana? Did he get another monkey? This nigga had an elephant at the party. Come on, man. French are an exotic dude, man. French the wild thornberries in person. French are getting a lot of that money. He'd be dressed like curious George owner sometimes.

He got a monkey. Yeah, he got the, you know. Hey, French, Montana. He's telling her really out here winning, though. He liked a black crocodile hunter. He really out here winning. I guess if you buy in exotic animals, you have an influx of money, I would hope. Yeah.

I hope you ain't spent your last $16,000 on the champ. I don't know how much they cost. I hope not. And he fucking with Iggy Azale. Yeah, that's his movie. She Airwell with him. Shout out to Iggy Azale. A lot of people will be talking shit about Iggy Azale.

You just don't even know. Oh, man. You know what? Did they run out of the game? Hey, man, fuck if you like the music or not, but you see Iggy or Zellia. Iggy wanted the top five

white girls all the time. I don't give a fuck who you talk to. I don't, I'm not going to argue with him. I'm not going to hard. I'm also not the position to go to the top five white girls. That is heavy.

I don't know who the other four are. I'm just saying if we talk about five. Renee Zell Wedger. If we talk about five white bitches, I want Iggy Azale you to be in there. Put her up top there. Hey, did you hear Angelina and Jolie and Brad about to get a divorce?

Huh? You said Angelina and Jolie. Oh, Angelina, Jolie, and Brad Pitt. Who is Jolie? Nica, all the motherfuckers getting a divorce. Jolene, Jolie, and Brad Pitt. They all breaking up. That shit crazy.

Breaking news as we speak to Joe Lee supposedly responsible for splitting up Brad and Angelina's marriage. Yeah, that's what the fuck happened. Jolie broke up Brad and Angelina. Yeah, I was fucking. That's what I do. That really has shit to do with that show.

I was just asking if you heard it. I mean, I'd be hearing stuff, but I don't be hearing. I don't listen. Yeah. I don't listen, man. If I ain't about some money. Is this about some money? Let's do the closing and get the fuck out of here.

Anything you want to say before we get out of here? Oh, man, everybody stay blessed. We're creeping up on holiday season. So you know what it is? Spent time with your family. Bring something to the table. Give them a few more pointers, you know, because we're going to keep that shit going.

going through the holidays, you know, this is holiday prep. Hey, this is about the time of the year where you need to start saving up your money. And no excuses why you don't get all the people that you care about something this holiday season. So we're going for the next couple of weeks, we're going to be encouraging you to try to do the right thing on the holiday. It's not the amount of money you spend. It's the thought that counts. Make sure that you get everybody who are important to you something and let them know you appreciate it. We're not going to black out Christmas?

That's not even an option. That would hurt the economy That's what folks were saying But folks don't never do it, man The Black Friday says it's too good We tried that It's too much like the purr We're not missing two Christmases in a row

Did nobody get shit last year? Oh no Who didn't? This year We're gonna get everybody I'm just saying Across the board All right

So yeah We're in there This is the 85 South show This is the podcast For you For listening to the whole shit My name is Carlos Miller. Clay Lane.

And we out this bitch. Again! Yeah. How are we, guys? 85. 85. 85. 85.

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