The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1737 United With the Smoothie

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

Adam enjoys a smoothie he found outside his house as he and Drew talk about the pros and cons of hired help. Next, the talk to a caller wirth questions about vaccine rhetoric which leads to Drew talki...ng about how we need more trust and public debate. Please Support Our Sponsors: Simplisafe.com/ADAM2 Angi.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, this is Adam Parola. Let me tell you about my podcast. We do it every single day, so you can subscribe and there'll always be a fresh one waiting for you. It's about two hours of topics, topical topics, and news and guests and comedians and, of course, my own vitriolic take on just about everything that's going on in the world. take on just about everything that's going on in the world. Plus, we get a lot of really interesting, notable people who come in. We'll get politicians. We'll get tastemakers. We'll get stand-ups. We'll get authors.
Starting point is 00:00:38 We'll get pundits. We'll get, what did I say? Well, I think about covers of all celebrities as well. And we'll do some really interesting interviews with them. You can get The Adam Carolla Show board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist, Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on. Doctor's board fertilizing specialist. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:19 I fertilize, man. That's what I do. I'm drinking my green drink. Oh, yeah? What is that? It's a drink I found in the driveway. What the hell? Are you on a diet or something?
Starting point is 00:01:32 No, no. I found it in the driveway. Literally? Yeah. Like inside the gate or outside the gate? It was up the driveway. At your house? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Oh, I see. Oh, not here. I thought it was here. No. the driveway at your house yeah i see oh not here i thought it was here yeah no um i i got up this morning to go put some stuff out in the driveway of the car or something and then i i noticed there was a drink because we're living in a world where people deliver stuff yeah they don't really have a particular place to put it they just deliver deliver stuff. Like I will see stuff. There's a couple things.
Starting point is 00:02:09 A, I'll see a box down the driveway around a curve sitting on the wall. So they sort of came up the driveway but only about 30 feet and then set it there. And then you walk out the front door and look around and you don't see the box. And then you go out the back door or the side door and look around, and you don't see the box. And then you go out the back door or the side door, and you look around, and you don't see the box. But what you don't know is it's down the driveway sitting on a wall. And then so at some point you call somebody and go, where is this thing that's there?
Starting point is 00:02:39 We delivered it. Here's a picture of it. They didn't bring it up. The other one. And sometimes it's heavy shit, too. They didn't bring it up. The other one – And sometimes it's heavy shit too. They should drive up the driveway. The one that I miss the most is – we used to have one of those food delivery prep thing, whatever, blue apron or something like that. They would leave the box directly in the middle and about 10 foot back from the garage door in a just literally in the
Starting point is 00:03:09 middle of the driveway yeah there's a door there's a side door there you could put it next to the door but don't and then i would back the car oh out of the garage but looking in the rear view mirror you don't see it because it's below the bumper. And then you run over the box. Beautiful. This. So we have a thing. So we have a gate in a driveway, right? This is, you know, third world, you know, first world problems.
Starting point is 00:03:36 But they throw it in the ivy. Yeah. So in this part of the country, we have irrigation systems that go, you know, regularly within a few hours, something's going to go off and it'll destroy that. And then I don't know if you've had this lovely experience, crows. Oh. Just tear it to shit. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Well, we – so today I walk out. I see the drink. By the way, the crows like figure out what's inside and know how to consume it, whatever it is. Oh, yeah. That's hysterical. Today, I walk out, I see the green drink from, I don't know where, sitting on the next to the back door, but not at the back door, the side door. It's off a little bit, but I notice it. So they made it up the driveway.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Made up the driveway, but didn't make it quite to the door. Yeah, yeah. I bit, but I notice it. So they made it up the driveway. Made up the driveway, but didn't make it quite to the door. But I don't know if it works. Anyway, you know, it's of course, Natalia ordered it, you know, which I would never do in 700,000 lifetimes, which is tell someone to make me a smoothie and bring it to the house. It's so weird. It's unthinkable. It's so weird. Unimaginable. I can't imagine. I would just, but I wouldn't do it like I wouldn't kick a hobo that was sleeping. You know what I mean? It's just like I fundamentally wouldn't do it.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Yeah, it's not in you. Yeah, like people go, would you like a smoothie? And I'd go, yeah. And they'd go, would you like someone to bring it to your house for $11? And I would go, yeah. And they'd go, all right, you want to do that? I'd go, no, I won't do it. Like, I can't. Literally can't.
Starting point is 00:05:16 That's what people don't get. Right. So I get this smoothie. smoothie and uh now i i i i make it the final the final leg of the pilgrimage is now from the outside curb by the door to natalia's bedroom so then you know knock on the door she's asleep i go okay i got your smoothie and i set it down then uh at some point she emerges from her room and uh i say uh how's the smoothie and she says uh that smoothie's from yesterday oh i go what's that mean i ordered it yesterday they said they dropped it off you know i i never found it in other words because in a weird way i can't blame her for that because yeah but god forbid people be able to
Starting point is 00:06:05 communicate a a note a thought yeah you know what i mean like how much of life is just like you know i put the thing out you find the thing take the thing with you it's like i forgot to take the thing it's like what why is there why is as human beings as our batting average like so abysmal with stuff? Just general nuts and bolts kind of nothingness. Getting things done. It's sort of out of that category. Yeah. I mean, I cannot tell you all the times where I've like laid stuff out, put stuff, said it's in my car.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I'll leave the keys on the whatever. And it's like someone's like, yeah, I couldn't find the keys. I forgot. You know, it's just it's kind of a general kind of whiffing you know she orders a smoothie somebody makes a smoothie somebody brings it to the house and yet she's unable to be united with the smoothie yeah you know so she then announces that it's been sitting in the driveway for a day. And of course, she's not drinking it. But guess who is? Of course.
Starting point is 00:07:12 By the way, it's not even a smoothie. It's a green drink, right? I should call it a green. Yeah. But I mean, it's perfectly fine. It's kind of like you put it in the refrigerator and finish later if you wanted. Yeah. I mean, the sun was shining.
Starting point is 00:07:24 It was warm yesterday. How is it? I mean, it's a green smoothie. It doesn't taste good. You say smoothie. It just looks like a green smoothie. Well, I keep saying smoothie. What I mean is pulverized vegetables or something.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Vegetables made into a liquid form, which I will call smoothie. I think of smoothies as having some thickness from something and fruit. Yeah. I don't think this is fruit. You think of like banana and pineapple and basically – This is vegetable, right? Just vegetable. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Just drink a milkshake for those of you who are trying to be worried about nutrition. Like, oh, it's got pineapple. It's got banana. It's got frozen yogurt. It's like – It's a dessert. It's a dessert. That's fucking parfait like i can't tell you the
Starting point is 00:08:07 amount of people that eat like breakfast bars oh no this one's good this is s'mores flavor it's a it's a protein bar but it's got it's got it's got drizzles of chocolate it's got honey it's got caramel it's got peanut butter it's got nougat. Brown sugar. It tastes good. I know it tastes good. It's a fucking – it's a candy bar. It's a hot fudge sundae. And the nuts, which you claim are the nutritious part, are really just on top of the hot fudge sundae. Right. So it sat out for a day.
Starting point is 00:08:39 It was hot. You know, it could have turned. Turned to what? I mean – Just leaving pulverized vegetables or something outside. I mean, get a little funk to it. But I do what I do with everything, which is like I'll taste it. And if it tastes bad, then I won't drink it.
Starting point is 00:08:57 But I have this with stuff all the time. I go like the cheese is past the expiration. I'll go, let me taste it. It tastes fine. Yeah, but the date on the... By the way, that's how people learn what things to avoid. The tasting guy. Develop
Starting point is 00:09:12 social phobias around it. Yeah, it tasted... How was it? You just tasted it now. Good? It doesn't taste good because it's pulverized vegetables, but it doesn't taste like it turned. If you put some ice in and made it cold, would it be better, you think? It's always a help.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I don't really care. Yeah. I don't – It needs to be stirred up, it looks like. Well, take a sip. It's very good. Well, it's not very good. It's not very good compared to a smoothie.
Starting point is 00:09:40 No, but it's like I taste spinach and it's just – it's good for you. I mean, it's a good drink. It's good for you. I mean, it's a good drink. It's good for you. I don't think a nine-year-old would enjoy it. But good for your daughter for picking that one. Yeah, good for her. She's the right one. She's healthy if she can find her food.
Starting point is 00:09:58 That her servants deliver unto her. Oh, my God. I can't even. I know. I can barely do a pizza and and i and the only time i could do a pizza is if there's some thing like oh we're all over watching a football game or something and someone's going to order pizza or something something like that but if just me and a pizza, we'll just go get it. Yeah. So I believe that I was actually outside today, this morning, and I was like cleaning up, sort of sweeping up.
Starting point is 00:10:37 And I always have this thought when I'm doing something mundane, repetitious, you know, and something you could pay someone $12 an hour to do. You know what I mean? Like my first impulse is always, Jesus Christ, I got to do everything. Like this is a waste of my time. You know, I'm just in the backyard sweeping up junk, you know. And then my next thought is always, no, there's a method to this madness it's it's it's important to be engaged it's important to be to move like it's important to have little tasks you know and
Starting point is 00:11:14 it's something yeah for me like i i have preached this to to no avail to everyone in my family but it's sort of like wash your own car just go Just go do it. And they go, why should you have to? It's good for you. It's good for you. I'm going to hire an organizer to do the closet. You do the closet for you.
Starting point is 00:11:39 And then it gets into this, like, it's too cheap to pay for an organizer. It's like saying you're too cheap to have someone work out for you. Yes, exactly. Because if you don't do the organizing, you're that person who doesn't – isn't able to initiate that process and engage in it and complete it. Yes. You just become atrophied. It's like solving any problem.
Starting point is 00:12:03 It's like doing a math equation or something. You have to solve it. Don't ask the calculator to do it. Don't ask your math instructor to do it. Yes, yes. It's how brains grow. How brains grow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:14 That's right. So I was out growing my brain, sweeping up. I'm amazed at the number of men and women, but maybe especially women, who just go, well, you got to get a maid. They got to show up. You know, you need the maid. You need the cleaning. You know, the lady's got to come clean. And it's always like, or you can just clean your own, just clean your own bathroom.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Just do it yourself. You know what I mean? And they're like, what? No. Like, it's such a weird disconnect for me. a weird disconnect for me. And, you know, in all the world of sort of arguing with women about just do it yourself, the one that they all unite around is the mate. Like, even the ones who are the most pragmatic and the most, you know, dollar and cents, you know cents cognizant of. And the ones that they're still all, you got to get a maid.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Riddle me this. Which is weird. Hold on. The maid to me is intrusive. Yeah. I don't want her in my bathroom. You know what I mean? I just do it myself.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Right. Sorry. So I kind of have an interesting observation because my wife is sort of an interesting amalgamation of getting maids and doing shit on her own. And they divide in her head as mom versus dad. Think of that this. So yesterday, dog vomited all over the place. Yeah. And she immediately pulled out this equipment that I didn't even know we had that just cleansed the shit out.
Starting point is 00:13:45 I think, oh, yeah, my dad had this with a hardware store I didn't even know we had that just cleansed the shit out of things. Oh, yeah, my dad had this for the hardware store, so I made sure we had it. And then she's, in the meantime, ordering new toilets because the toilets, you know, she repaired it X number of times. And her decision was, needs a new toilet. We're going to do that. But tomorrow, the maid's coming. Right. And it's like, what?
Starting point is 00:14:05 And then she and I made the bed today. It's like, what's the maid here for? I hate my mom. She always was cleanly. She always made me clean everything. Fuck her. I'm going to have a maid when I grow up. Isn't that an interesting piece of this?
Starting point is 00:14:17 Yeah, it is interesting. Yeah, I wonder if some of that is a rebellion against that generation where the women did do all that stuff. against that generation where the women did do all that stuff. I just – there isn't a big – like here's the – I guess here's for me. I don't make a big distinction between cleaning your bathroom or cleaning the entryway hall or some, you know, whatever the maid does, you know, that's a sort of a, I don't make a distinction between that and like folding your own laundry and putting it away. Like it's just stuff at the house. And every woman, most every woman I've known would for sure do their own laundry, fold their shit and put it away. Most, most every woman, most every woman I've known would for sure do their own laundry, fold their shit and put it away.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Most, most every woman, not all, not all, but most will do their own stuff. But then when it comes to clean the bathroom, it's like, I'm not going to do that. And I think for women, I think a lot of it is the bathroom and the toilet. And my wife certainly doesn't think about that. They don't like that stuff and but well here's what here's also what i'm saying i don't want to it feels weird to go i don't want to clean my toilet because it's gross i'm not it's kind of beneath me essentially. Yeah. So, but I will get an El Salvadorian woman and I will give her $16 an hour. Who's 57.
Starting point is 00:15:51 She could clean it. Yeah. You know what I mean? To me, that's like, that's weird. Like if, look, if you're, if we're saying, I don't want to do this, this is gross. Why would you make another human do it? Why would you make someone, by the way, it's way down the food chain from you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Which is part of it, but it's sort of garish and sort of weird. It's kind of ugly American stuff. Like, it's always great when Garcetti or whoever's up there, and they're talking about migrants, and they're like, who's going to clean your toilets? Who's going to pick up your dog poop who's gonna wipe your infant's ass you know what i mean who's gonna truck the diaper down to the dump who who's gonna rake your leaves who's gonna mow your lawn it's like uh mexicans is that what you're saying oh Oh, no, wait. Latinxs?
Starting point is 00:16:46 Latinx? The noble, hardworking people who've come here to find a better life are here. They've come here to clean my toilet? Is that who you're saying? It's weird. It's fucked up, right? It's fucked up, yeah. So my thing is like I don't feel good just paying the put-upon downturn.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Now, look, people go, hey, that's her job, man. So she makes money. They want the job. So she wants the job. I get it. I get it. But I'm also just – you know how long it takes for you to clean your toilet really? Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:20 80 seconds. Oh, yeah, 90 seconds. Something like that, yeah. It's nothing. You just do a little cleanser in the brush and just leave it and walk away. It's not a thing. And I don't get it. Like, I don't get most of all of it, but it's weird.
Starting point is 00:17:35 But it's true, the cleaning. Like, they will happily trim the flowers up and put them in the vase and put the stuff out, put the tablecloth out like all that kind of stuff is fine but to me it all falls under the heading of work at the house that you don't get paid to do yeah so why are we drawing this hard line at the bathroom and the and the entry hall yeah but yet we're walking around with folded clothes and going into the kids' rooms. You know what I mean? Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:19:17 All right. Take a couple calls? Sure. You want to start with two? Two is good. Ryan, 23, Indianapolis. Sure. You want to start with two? Because she's been on hold for a while. Ryan, 23, Indianapolis. Good afternoon, fellas. Going on.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Afternoon. Hey. I'm not too smart. I'm definitely not a doctor. But I use Twitter. And I see a couple gym bros like Joe Rogan and a bunch of other dudes shouting at Peter Hotez about the vaccine stuff. And to me, that seems
Starting point is 00:19:51 bad. Is that true? Is that bad? It's what bad? Yeah, what's bad? Like the zeitgeist I feel that they're building or a rift that they're kind of constructing between people who are doctors and people who are not doctors. Peter Hotez.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Is it Hotez? Hotez, yeah. There's just a great mashup with him because now they're coming out with all these great videos. It's all these great videos. People act like they weren't being videotaped. You know, you have Fauci going. I never suggested lockdown. So, no, I never said that.
Starting point is 00:20:28 And then there's a cut to I suggest we lock it down. Yeah, I do not know if they don't remember saying that. This is a weird revisionist history now, but people have the receipts. They have footage of you on CNN two years ago calling for lockdown. And what was it that Hotez said in that? His is just a funny mashup of you have to get vaccinated. And then once you get vaccinated, you know, all these idiots, all the alarmist asshole idiots like Hotez are now having a shit thrown back in their face. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Because of what they did. Right. I'm all for that, 100% for that. I don't like – well, it's a complicated landscape. I know Peter Hotez. I interviewed him. He's a good guy. My only criticism of his was the rhetorical excess that Adam is talking about.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Yeah, it's a big deal. And that he's a pediatrician and he had all kinds of sort of distorted notions about the risks of COVID because he's a pediatrician. It's really interesting that a lot of the vaccinologists and public health officials are pediatricians. This is an adult illness. And he's worrying about things that we don't worry about in adult medicine. These people all got sort of drunk off their own juice. That was part of the problem. They like being on CNN and having people say, you're drunk off their own juice. Well, that was part of the problem. They like being on CNN.
Starting point is 00:21:47 That's true. When you say juice, do you mean money? No, I just think they like being at the forefront. And if they kept saying a certain thing, then they could come back on CNN the following day. But if they said something else, then they wouldn't be able to come back. So they essentially said something. It's kind of lying. But if they said something else, then they wouldn't be able to come back. So they essentially said something. It's kind of lying.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I mean, it's basically lying in that. Or if it's not lying, it's a fiduciary dropping of the ball. So if I said I'm a mechanical engineer that's that's what i do i'm a mechanical engineer and uh and a structural engineer and then cnn like had me on and went what size header should we put over that door with a load-bearing wall i was like just you know one inch by one inch you know what i mean and then then later on the door would collapse or people realized i was wrong and then they'd go what were you saying and i go hey that's my opinion as a as an engineer you know i mean it's like well yeah but you're fucking up there's another layer there's another layer to this this is the problem i have with it which is they're entitled
Starting point is 00:23:00 to get it wrong they're entitled to change their. I have no problem with that at all. The problem is their opinion at that time was used to crucify people, to get people to lose jobs, to discriminate against certain populations and prevent people from going to restaurants. It was unbelievable what happened. And we need to really examine that. Now, here's the real problem, examine that. Now, here's the real problem, Brian, you're getting at. Anti-vaccine, you know, I used to argue with Rob Schneider all the time. He's a longstanding anti-vaccine guy. And it drove me crazy. And the arguments they use seem spurious. The problem is now that the public perceives, well, was lied to so much that they're now open to entertaining things that maybe they shouldn't be entertaining. Like established science needs to be reopened and relooked at. And unfortunately, I think we're in a place where we have to do that, where we have to
Starting point is 00:24:03 get into public debate, where people who understand the science are able to explain it and debate with people like RFK or whatever who are blowing the winds of discord. Now, the problem is also, it's complicated, right? The other problem is that RFK's thing is not that people shouldn't be getting vaccine. His thing is that the drug companies should be forced to do better studies and that the capture, the regulatory capture where people are going back and forth between the FDA and executive positions in the drug companies are such that there's no way to get that to happen. And that's a different argument than – and by the way, Arfgate is not against vaccines. He's saying crazy shit about vaccines sometimes, but he's not against vaccines.
Starting point is 00:24:52 He wants better studies. He wants better accountability, which is hard to kind of argue with. And so somebody has got to come in and show the science so people calm down about anti-vax and then talk about whether know whether or not there is adequate uh studies available and if not what we might do to improve that all right thanks my feeling is you don't have to listen to peter hotas about anything anymore and he did that to himself yeah son there are many but don't worry peter you've you've joined a long list of CIA experts and a guy, former this and former that and experts and virologists.
Starting point is 00:25:31 You've run a long list of folks that govern, who sit on anchor desks, who are experts on the CIA or the FBI. You've joined a huge list of people we don't have to listen to anymore, including Supreme Court, Sotomayor, all the idiots. We no longer have to listen to those people. Essentially, I was going to tweet. About any subject, by the way, because they're skewed. Well, you're pointing at, you're tilting at exactly the problem,
Starting point is 00:26:03 that we need to have these conversations so people can get to some – and the problem is there's paranoia behind this. And the more you obfuscate and obscure, the more the paranoia builds. And people are – I went to – I was on a three-hour Twitter space yesterday. I was just listening to it. And first of all, only one pro-vaccine advocate showed up. That's fucked up. Yeah. These people need to show up and make the case.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Same with Hotez. He's not showing up making any cases. He can't. Well, he would if he could, but he can't. It builds the paranoia. And people believe that, oh, if you platform them, if you platform them, that's going to make it worse. No, no. You platform them, have the conversations.
Starting point is 00:26:45 It opens it up. It gets better. Things, no. You platform them, have the conversations. It opens it up. It gets better. Things move forward. You keep having these conversations. I worked in a psychiatric hospital for 30 years. I know exactly how that works. That's number one. Number two, what was my number two point?
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Starting point is 00:27:56 That's A-N-G-I dot com. A-N-G-I dot com. That's Angie. Let them do all the heavy lifting. All right. Now, line three claims to be French Stewart. Let me just finish real quick and go right to it. But number two is this woman, Liza Dunn, who's a physician, very good, very smart, an advocate.
Starting point is 00:28:17 She was one that showed up. Good for her. I love her. But she started saying, no, this shouldn't have happened. This was a mistake. There were errors made. And the other side came in and said, yeah, and I lost my job. I lost three jobs because of this.
Starting point is 00:28:29 We can't just say, yeah, it was a mistake. Let's move on. We can't do that. I agree. That's the problem. So go ahead. All right, French Stewart? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:28:36 We'll see. French Stewart? My buddy, it's your old pal, French Stewart. Sounds like him. What the hell? Yeah. It's from back in the Loveline days. I used to go in with you and Dr. Drew,
Starting point is 00:28:52 and then later on I went to your place to do your podcast with Matthew Modine or look at your minibikes. How do we? He sounds like French Stewart. There was an episode inside of a car that had to do with a movement of sorts. Wait, wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:29:15 An episode with me inside of a car? Yes. I don't know. I might have a case of the old. I'm not sure. Can you give me another one? Well, you had to make. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Oh, yeah. I shat in a taco bag. What kind of bag? A Del Taco bag. All right. Okay. Wow. That checks out.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Sorry, I missed that one one what was your dad's i had a bad taco and uh push came to shove and i crawled into the back uh of my my cadillac and uh i did what i had to do like a grown man what was your dad's grift in terms of auto maintenance. What he would do is he would take his car to, like he would park around the corner of a rental car place, and then he would rent the same car and change out the tires because they only check the paint. So you know what? It checks out. You know what?
Starting point is 00:30:24 I was watching third rock recently and i was like where's french been i'd literally been thinking about you for a bit he's such a great guest and i was like what are you doing in new mexico where have you been you're so freaking talented what happened i i like i was uh i was doing like a three-story arc on Will Trent. I moved to Atlanta. I just kind of had enough. And then, oh, but this is a good question because this is a throwback to our Loveline days. Right. So I've got a love.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Dude. Why are you doing the dude? Phone cut off. All right, look. I are you doing the dude, Drew? Phone cut off. All right, look, I'll put him on hold. Maybe we'll be able to pick him up when we tape our next show. Okay. Do that for now. Real fast.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Carter, you just brought a house. Easy DIY home improvement projects, San Jose. Carter? Yes, sir. Preferred pronouns are your majesty and his highness good um i mean obviously painting is you know easy one and that kind of stuff um san jose i don't know what you got in the backyard but i'm telling you man that artificial surface sod stuff fake, but the right kind. Big, big improvement. Especially in these arid parts of the world.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Oh, yeah. Just never touch it again. Carter? Not a fan. No, I assume they've had some lower water usage ground cover you can use, but the artificial stuff, my neighbor has it, and every time I look out the window, it just makes me sick. But maybe you haven't seen the good stuff. No.
Starting point is 00:32:08 This happens. I see it in my neighborhood too. When you look at the swatch, when they show it to you, the Kelly Green vibrant stuff where you go, oh that's the best looking one. The swatch that has little
Starting point is 00:32:22 speckles of dead grass in it looks like the shit version yeah so you take the bright kelly green one and you stretch it over your front yard and it looks ridiculous it looks like an 85 year old man with jet black hair it looks it looks ridiculous you have to have some gray yeah sprinkled in you do the i think it's called like the california you, crunch or something. Do that one with a little, some speckles of some gray in there, so to speak. Some reality. Some reality. It looks good. And then you never touch it again. All right. Las Vegas coming up. That'll
Starting point is 00:32:58 be me. That'll be Friday. That'll be Friday. Okay. Friday. You can also go to San Jose. It's going to be San Antonio. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. San Antonio Comic Con and Car Show. You can check that one out. You can go to amcroll.com because I'm going to Pasadena. I'm going to Boise.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I'm going to Portland. I'm going to Honolulu. I'm going to Nashville. And also doing a comedy fantasy camp with Leno and Harlan Williams and Alonzo Bowden. And you can check that out. Just go to comedyfantasycamp.com. Should be fun. What do you got, Drew?
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