The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1767 Cancel Culture & Shady Politicians

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

Adam & Dr. Drew welcome comedian Chrissie Mayr to the show where she shares her recent cancel culture experiences, and why some videos of her went viral. Adam recalls a trip to Catalina Island and an experience there he found frustrating along with some Democratic politicians that particularly sparked Adam’s ire. Please Support Our Sponsors: ForThePeople.com/Adam or #LAW (#529) Angi.com

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tix mes specialist comedian chrissy mayor is here chrissy i saw several years ago on the road what the hell town were we in appleton wisconsin oh we were oh i think the skyline yeah this was just there 21 it was like in the middle of the pandemic. I had the absolute best first impression of meeting you because you were going on and on about how you were like not into hand washing culture. I laugh. I laugh every time I think about it because you're like, I'll eat something. I'll shake hands. You were so funny.

You're like, yeah, I'm just not really into. I'll go out, do the meet and greet, shake 100 people's hands and then come back to the green room and grab a handful of cashews before I wash my hands and I'll eat it. And it's volitional. I do it to expose myself to stuff. It was so great. to stuff. It was so great and it was so refreshing at a time where everyone around me being from New York is like washing there with the sanitizing gel. You know, you do these comedy shows that they're replacing the top of the microphone, every person. And I'm like, look, I already put HPV all over this microphone. OK, well, let's cut the crap here. I started to realize when I started getting onto the airplanes during COVID, and they

still do it now where they're handing you that little sack of sanitizers. You go on the plane. I would always just dismiss it and walk past it. But then I realized when I did that, I got on the radar. I could have been MAGA. And then they were going to be fucking watching me like a hawk with my mask for the rest of the five-hour flight. So turning down the wipe is the equivalent of getting on with a MAGA hat. Well, everything turned into a signal for what your politics were.

Everything. Well, not everything, especially the talisman, the oar of your mouth, and whether you did proper Purelling and toweletting. Yes. That all said, I am right of center. Yeah. Well, the thing that's interesting is I think a study just came out that just said masks are worthless. Of course. They're worthless.

Of course. just said masks are worthless. Of course. They're worthless. Of course. But as I was sitting and watching that study on the news saying masks do nothing 10 minutes ago. The news actually reported it? It was probably Fox. Okay.

It wouldn't be CNN. But as I was watching it, I was hearkening back to being in Catalina and being outdoors in Catalina, approaching the kiosk for the boat company that took you back and forth and walking up to the window, which had the glass barrier in front of it, saying to the hefty chick behind the thing the thing uh can we i want to see if i can switch my ticket from a noon to a four o'clock you know and she goes you got to put a mask on or we can't do this transition transaction and i said i'm i'm outdoors and she's like i'm not i'm indoors and i'm like well there's a barrier here you know and she's like we cannot do any business unless

you have a mask and I said I'm just trying to swap the time of the ticket you know we're not I'm not moving in with you and she's like she's like no business until you find a mask now I don't have a mask because I knew they never worked I don't give a fuck. And I'm outdoors. So I look around. There's one on the ground. There's one on the ground. I'm sure. I'm sure. They were everywhere.

There's one on the ground. I started taking pictures of them because I thought history needs to remember this. I just reached down, picked up the one on the ground, put it on and go, can we do this now? From the fucking ground. But I don't care. So anyway, Chrissy. That was great. There were so many instances like that where you'd be at a lunch place, you'd fill your

little box up with food and you'd go to buy it and they'd go, sorry, you can't purchase this without a mask on. It's like, I was already in the store scooping food into this tray and I can't just, it's faster if I just pay and walk out. I have two sort of thoughts on this. One is, are we going to learn something from this? No. We must learn something.

Number one. No. Number two, do you know where the six feet distancing thing came from? Do you know where it – Oh, six feet under? I'm a kid, right? No. Well, no, that's the lockdown.

Lockdown. Right. The notion of social distancing does not exist in any infectious disease textbook you ever could open. It doesn't exist. Wow. Okay? It's a new concept. It had begun to be discussed a little bit in one of the war games they were doing in 2019 about the Wuhan virus that might get released.

So that was discussed there. But six feet was arrived at in a room with a bunch of sort of officials from the White House and the CDC going, well, this thing's probably aerosolized. That means 30 to 60 feet it's gone. Well, no one will do that. What? Well, three feet is probably – just six feet. They'll agree to that. Just do six feet.

Six feet. Six feet saves lives is a total and absolute lie in fabrication. It does not exist. There's no evidence. Wow. There never was evidence. It's complete and total fantasy. And you can still walk into a doctor's office and say, six feet saves lives.

No, no, no evidence, Siri, it didn't. It's embarrassing. And if you're wearing a surgical mask, because it is aerosolized, if you have any opening, zero effect of the mask. That's crazy and the people who who there's so many people that welcome another pandemic because they're like oh great that means i don't have to go to you know i don't have to work as hard at work i can go remote i don't have to like everything is on relax mode i can get back into sweatpants mode you know my kids will probably be home again i don't have to try as hard i don't have to like government will send me money yeah i don't have to like... Government will send me money. Yeah. I don't have to really... I can be on easy mode another year. Great.

That's the weirdest thought in the world. In terms of learning lessons... Yes. Please. Why? I don't know. Amy can look. Are you guys going to put any more information on this goddamn screen?

We're vamping. We're vamping. It's okay. I'll have it for you in five minutes. Oh, the... But you can still put things on the screen, right? Like the clip or something you want to go to. Okay.

Anyway. Amy can look for... I was watching Eric Swalwell, one of my favorites, on Jim Acosta, one of my favorites. It was over the weekend, I think. And, you know, he was sort of saying, you know, what are we doing here, Eric?

Or what do the Democrats stand for? Well, I'll tell you what the Democrats stand for. We stand for freedom. We stand for reading what you want to read and loving who you want to love. And COVID swept in. COVID swept in. COVID swept in. We focused on opening churches, opening schools, opening business. What?

That's of California. Eric Suarez from California. You guys closed beaches, closed schools, closed churches. You guys closed everything and wanted people arrested. Tin Horn Flats is out of business. A family-run business of 50 years that's two miles from here is gone because you moved all the dining outdoors and then you said no outdoor dining. Wow.

So Swalwell believes he's the party in California, Democrat, of opening schools and opening churches. That's what they did. That's the craziest thing ever. It's fucking, first off, just avoid the subject if you were burned this badly and this fucking wrong. Yeah. You know what I mean? Just sort of move on. We didn't know at the time.

We relied on Fauci's expertise. I'm not a virologist, whatever. No, they'll twist the fucking story around to them being the heroes. And the California Bay Area guy worked on reopening schools and churches and businesses. That's what they stood for. Wow.

Wow. They think we're so dumb if they just, we'll just tell them that we were for freedom. Evidently, we are so dumb. Well, it's also, it's the frauds like Jim Acosta. You know what I mean? If somebody tells you that, jump in and go. Opening churches? That was your, it's a major plank in your platform is Opening churches? That was your major plank

and your platform was opening churches? Headshops and liquor stores? Yes, but not schools or churches. I don't think people know how bad California was. It was so bad. They arrested someone for paddle boarding in the bay. Oh my God, that's right, and surfing too.

Alone. Alone on a paddle board in the bay. Arrested. That's right. And surfing, too. Alone. Yeah. Alone on a paddleboard in the bay. Arrested. He was arrested. Yeah. That's all you need. Maybe he was trying to paddleboard his way to be Obama's new personal chef. Oh, too soon.

So you got, yeah, it was Swalwell on Jim Acosta's show. There's a couple great, there's a couple great clips. The other great piece of journalism that Jim Acosta did, he goes, the Republicans are trying to impeach Biden. They're trying to set up an impeachment inquiry for Biden. What do you think about that, Swalwell?

And Swalwell just goes, for what? And then you can see Jim Acostaosta just nodding like yeah uh-huh i don't know next question is that that's journalism i mean jim acosta you can say for what you you can explain the reams of emails and documents and burisma and ukraine and firing prosecutors in ukraine and you know, pay for play. You can explain that's what they're that's what they want. They're both just going, I don't know.

Jim Acosta, you can watch, you can see it when you watch it. Jim Acosta, it's so funny. He goes, he's gone. And the Republicans want to start up an impeachment inquiry. And he starts shaking his head as he's saying it. And then Swallow goes, for what? And Acosta starts nodding. It's like you're supposed to have the illusion of journalism.

Just the vague veneer of journalism. Sorry, Jim. You have to ask a couple of questions once in a while or follow up. It reminds me of when open mic comedians, their first podcast. They're just going through the motions. They're like, we're doing it. So we have a clip that got you into trouble. Tell us about how you got into trouble.

I had in May, I had a couple, it was like a couple of weeks in a row where i mean i had about a year's worth of viral moments in just a couple uh of of weeks i the first moment leading up to this was uh i was touring with my friend and opener keanu thompson we were in vegas doing shows uh then we went to uh dallas to do shows and we we flew on american airlines we got to the gate and they made us change, they made both of us change our pants. Mine were a little bit sheer and Keanu just had a slit in her skirt

and they were like, you have to change your pants. And it was like 15 minutes before the flight was about to take off and I panicked. I didn't think to ask him any questions like what's wrong with my pants or will you let us go to the bathroom to change? Or do you even work here?

I just panicked, opened my suitcase, and picked out the first thing I saw, which was a pair of denim shorts. And I'm dropping Trow by the gate and, like, just putting on these shorts. And my friend Keanu comes over, and she's like, are you okay? And the guy goes, yeah, you too. You have to change your pants too. Anyway, so then we finally get to Dallas and this was like May. It was May 5th and 6th. So it was the last night of the shows. It was it was the six that Saturday at Hyena's in Dallas. And it wasn't even that crazy of a joke.

I have a couple of trans jokes, but I bring up the subject of Dylan Mulvaney because my friend Keanu kind of looks like Dylan. And we had been joking all week, like everyone's asking Keanu what week of girlhood or what day of girlhood she's on, blah, blah, blah. So then somebody in the crowd, I said, why has it been a year of girlhood and still no boobs for Dylan? Because I know that if I were transitioning to the opposite gender, I would want the biggest cock possible right away to prove myself. I'd be like, give me something black. I'm just going off, riffing like I would really have something to prove if I was trying to switch genders. And I'm just being like, why not not if you're going to go all the way

implants are the easiest things to get Dylan has nothing but time money and all of the best resources to look like a hot woman by now and so I'm like just why no boobs some guy in the crowd yells out because he's a man and I just repeated yeah because he's a man and then I have

a table of I affectionately call them land whales uh to the side of me and one of the girls is like actually no she's a woman and i hit the crowd and i was like this is dallas you know what i mean i i figured you know texas is mostly kind of red and dallas is mostly red but i was like you know this is a table full of women who don't look like my typical fans. You know, they're all obese and some of them have blue hair. And I was like, OK, maybe they just maybe these women got in here on some free tickets. By accident.

They wandered in. They wandered in. And this was like towards the end of the show. And I was like, and then the woman goes, because she's because she's a woman. I go, well, and then the crowd gets a because she's a woman. I go, well. And then the crowd gets a little rowdy. I go, no, no. It's OK.

Like some of us can – this is America. We can all have different beliefs. Some of us can believe in reality. Some of us can't. And that pissed them off a lot. Oh, boy. But yeah, basically leading up to this clip is nothing crazy. It was really more of a conversation and crowd work.

But how did the trouble that you got into, how was that manifested? Usually this kind of trouble is somebody will say, here's what she said, and then that goes viral. The table of women, well, there was one that was doing all the the talking but she couldn't accept that a man in the crowd was calling dylan mulvaney a man and that i was like basically yes anding him and she and this is what happens with hecklers they think their point of view is so important and they think they're right and you're wrong and people like this haven't been challenged much in their life their friends their family everyone around them has the same beliefs as them. So the reason why I mean, you know, this like people get so triggered and heckle at a show is because in that moment, they're like, No, I have to correct you. Because it's like this

impulse of like, I must be. But how did you get into trouble? Not how? What was the trouble? It will that will the clip I posted the clip. I like this was the fun heckler moment and it went like turbo viral daily mail new york post box and what was the take on it what was the issue uh it was that i wasn't received it was that like i already go both ways it was really more because like i made it i made a trans joke or i i'm a i'm Or I'm a transphobe. And I kind of dunked on these women instead of being like, no, you're right. Let's hear you out. We have the clip. We've teased the clip.

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Now this clip, how much of it are we going to play? Cause it says it's 10 minutes, but the clip that you sent was that 10 minutes. The, I'm not, this is the full version i can go to a i can go to a specific moment doc well i mean usually when you send something out it's like

two minutes or something like that gosh i'm not sure what version of the of this is the full video yeah there was a shorter clip but we can just it's probably got the um subtitles under it so it'll probably be clear like when the actual heckling starts. Maybe move ahead to that, maybe? Yeah. Let's see. Let's see where this... Here's what I don't get about...

Okay, this is perfect. Are you guys familiar? 360 videos? Why has it been a year of girlhood and still no tits? That's day one, okay? If I'm transitioning to a dude, day one I'm getting a cock.

And I'm getting the biggest one you can find. Like, go into the back room, get me something black, okay? I have something to prove here. Why no tits for Dylan? I don't understand. Because he's a man.

Because he's a man. Yeah, he can go tomorrow. He's a mummy. Oh, no. Did you put all that in the... I must have been pregnant. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

We have one of those. I figured. We got more than one. We got more than one. No, it's all good. We can all have different beliefs. It's okay. Some of us can believe in reality and some of us can't.

Is that the part that caught on? Well, then it'll fast forward to her response and then when she leaves... what did she say after this? But like tomorrow, Dylan can wake up and be like, yeah, I'm gonna go back to being a dude. And now he's just a dude with a tight face. And then we can fast forward a little bit to when they get

up and leave because it's funny because usually when the heckler is outraged they leave right away. But these women, like, they sat there, they finished their fries, they took their time. How far into your set were you this was the end this was uh this moment happened at the beginning but then uh i they didn't leave till like it was maybe 10 minutes before my set was over that they left how much time were you

doing sorry uh i think like an hour so it might have been like 50 minutes or something like that um wait a minute i'm. This happened at what minute into your hour set? I think it happened in the beginning. And then they stayed for 45 minutes? They stayed for like most of it. And then when they left, they were like,

fuck you transphobe! And that was the moment that kind of also went viral. Is that at the end of this? Yeah, I think we can fast forward. The very end. It'll subtitle. Very end. Very end.

Oh, yeah. We're actually rewinded a little bit. Okay, it's coming up when they yell F-U transphobe. I'm trying to finish another joke. I'm trying to finish another joke. And then thank God the crowd was on my side. Yeah. Japanese fisherman. There's poachers out there.

Japanese fishermen. They're tusks. Oh, my God. This is so, I made fun of Alex. Where's Alex? I made fun of you last night for walking a couple people. I was like, that would never happen to me. So was what viral the calling you a transphobe? Yeah, yeah.

It was really that actually they're women. And then there was a short clip was like, fuck you a transphobe? Yeah, yeah. It was really that. Actually, they're women. And then there was a short clip was like, fuck you, transphobe. So that was basically like the shortest version of the clip that went viral. And then we released this for like more context. Because after they stormed out of the room, they actually knocked the merch off my table. And they wanted to speak. They spoke to a manager. You can't hurt merch.

Merch is T-shirts and beer koozies. Merch is forever. You can throw them off the Golden Gate Bridge and just go down with a net and bring them back up. They do the same. You cannot hurt merch. Now, you had red hair in that. The only reason, I'm having a weird flashback. But now, Amy, you've got ask chris if i'm making this up

i think i think i said to him the other week he said uh chrissy's coming in she was a comedian that opened for you in wisconsin and i said oh the redhead she was redhead right and he went no blonde this is lighter right now yeah i thought she was was... I just have it vaguely in my head that she was a redhead. 100%. I was there. Blonde. Everyone just say I don't know or maybe you're right.

I don't know. But the clip is red. Big red. I said she was red. You said she was blonde. Oh, is that what it is? You said red. Look at her hair. I told you.

This is different. This is... You said red. I said blonde. I said red. You said blonde. Alright, well then I'm sorry. But, she's blonde now. Never happened again is what he wants you to say. What were you in Appleton? I was red. Oh she's blonde now. So she never happened again is what he wants you to say. What were you in Appleton?

I was red. Oh, God damn it. But I don't know if this helps you feel better. I'm a natural blonde. So maybe you're picking up on just natural, like a blonde essence. You were right, you see. I don't know. So if you were red and I thought blonde, but you're blonde now, did I see a picture more recently?

Yeah. Or something? Something. It got in somewhere. Or Chris is misrepresenting. It wasn't this clip because he was red in this clip. Or maybe he's misrepresenting what happened. I don't know.

Play the tape, somebody. Emmy, do you remember? I feel like you're right. I feel like you said red. Oh, this gets very intriguing. I don't know. Well, he pulled up a picture. Didn't he pull up a picture of her being blonde?

That I don't remember. Did he pull up? Ask Chris, did you pull up a picture? I pulled a picture of her with red hair. And then Byron was with us and he says, oh yeah, I have a thing for redheads. And I said, I do too. Yay! Now this is clearly revisionist

history. Alright. You're dismissed. Then I'm wrong. Wrong. And Chris, it will never happen again. Well, if you're going to in blonde oh no then it's gonna screw me up oh no but uh now which now which I wouldn't get back to the changing pants thing why did they make you change oh my god this was another this was like a and then that went viral so but this had happened like a week or 10 days earlier this so I'm this was like two viral why

did they make you change pants I don't I never, and I was too panicked to ask any questions. I just didn't want to miss our flight. And we still don't know why they made you change. Well, hold on a second. But I assume it's because they were a little too sheer. Sheer. I mean, listen. First off, there's something.

He doesn't randomly walk up to people wearing slacks and tell them, take it off. No, I get it. I'm not yelling at you. I'm yelling at Chrissy. You can't just go, I don't know. There's something. You can see.

Okay, so we were leaving Vegas. I was me and Keanu were both wearing fun Vegas outfits. I have a cowboy hat on. I bought this kind of sheer stop with the sheer pants i don't know what sheer means all right the colloquial term for sheer is a see-through see-through but but i was wearing a very full coverage you know side of bikini bottom underneath it wasn't like a thong it wasn't like i was you know showing so it was a bathing suit coverage yeah so you're sort of bathing suit cover yeah but it was sheer and all the important parts were covered.

And then what was she wearing that she had to change? She was wearing like a crop top, which she always wears, and a long skirt with the slit on one side. It's normal. She looked more normal. Oh, it was the crop top maybe that did her. It was because she was showing a little leg. I think he just was on a power trip. But poor Keanu, her outfit, the underpants were sewn into the skirt.

And I changed first. And then I'm blocking her. And she literally had her ass and cooch out. Like, I'm trying to quickly change so we can make our goddamn flight. Of course, the captains are looking through the window. We're in front of the gate. They need to check the security footage because people probably saw everything. And I felt so horrible for her.

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Oh, did you find any, Emmy, did you find any Jim Acosta? Oh, you did. All right. It's, well, just give it a listen. In this call that McCarthy held last week, he argued that House Republicans should focus their energy on other matters. What do you think? Is this going to happen? And what do Democrats do in the House about this? We are pro keeping the government open. And that's the difference between Republicans and Democrats. They like to rule. We like to govern. When it comes to ruling, they want to rule your body. They want to rule what you read. They want to rule how you vote. And we want to govern. We want to fix things. We want to get things done. When I-95 collapses in Philadelphia, we want to be the party that gets it open in 16 days. When COVID hits our country, we want to reopen Main Street's churches and schools.

And when your health care costs are rising, you can pause it there. Is that is anyone's experience with Democratic governing that when when COVID hits, they want to reopen the schools at Main Street and the churches? You guys shut all the schools and all the churches. And look at this town with the roads. It's a town without ice, has potholes everywhere, no roads. And didn't DeSantis fix something after Hurricane Tunisia?

The notion that he would anoint them the party of reopening schools. Well, first off, we wouldn't have to reopen schools if you dicks didn't shut schools. Number one, who shut the schools? You shut the schools. You kept

the schools closed. He's a Democrat from California. He shut the fucking schools and he kept the schools closed because they're in the back pocket of the teachers unions. And I hate how he says, oh, the Republicans want to control what you read. No, not giving porn to kids. I wouldn't consider that controlling what people are reading. It's all comical. But Drew, to answer to your point of do they admit they were wrong? They only do not admit they were wrong.

They claim credit for things they never did. It's not just you denying something or even accepting something. It's you completely rewriting history. Schools and churches. He brought up churches. Listen, I was talking about the conversation with my son this morning. But Jim Acosta's just got to sit there in bovine agreement. I was just head nodding.

Oh, yeah. You were the guys who opened the schools. DeSantis didn't want to open the schools. You're the ones who freed the kids. And he finally said, you know, all media is the schools. DeSantis didn't want to open the schools. You're the ones who freed the kids. And he finally said, you know, all media is just false. It's just everything. There's nothing in media you can rely on. No, there's people.

There's plenty of people you can listen to. Like this show. Like me. All right, we'll play it a little more because he'll go on. In the news, in mainstream news, you can rely on anything that comes out of their mouths? You can watch Fox if you want to find out about, you could have found out about COVID or Hunter Biden's laptop. Yeah, but then they go very far in another direction

and it ends up getting into falsehoods. Yeah, but either the laptop exists or it doesn't exist. Look, what I said to comedian Orny Adams, he's like, look, they're over here, they're over there, who do you believe? I go, okay, so we'll believe half the laptop existed? We'll meet you in the middle? The bottom half. No, it didn't. Just the meet you in the middle. The bottom.

No, it didn't. Just the screen or the keyboard. It's real. That's what Fox said. It's real. And masks don't work. And, you know, 14 year old boys don't need vaccination. That's what Fox said.

We can meet in the middle and go 14 year old healthy boys need half a vaccination. Now, there's a right and a wrong. And they're extreme. They have a point of view. They have a point of view, no doubt. But it's not a denial, a complete and utter denial of history like Jim Acosta has over here. Let's see the next hard-hitting question. In 16 days, when COVID hits our country, we want to reopen Main Street's churches and schools. And when your health care costs are rising, we want to be the guys that bring down

Medicare costs because you now can negotiate for the prices. So that's what we do, Jim. And so we're going to be ready to do that. It's just a matter of, you know, will McCarthy choose chaos or will he choose competence? Yeah, there's there's the there is the next one in that clip where we don't need to get to it. He sounds like such a politician. He's a dumb guy. Listen, let me tell you dumb people because I deal with them all day. Dumb people tell you things that they don't realize are dumb because they don't realize you're smart and you will not process this information the way they that what what's a nine-year-old do right right you know

what i mean like who spilled all the milk neighbor yeah right right and so when you're nine you think you're talking to a nine-year-old but you're talking to a 41 year old with a phd and they know who spilled the milk you know what i mean and dumb people talk say things that are patently absurd like he's the democrats were the party of reopening everything uh when in fact they were the party of closing everything and just look right down the camera lens and say it But you also can only do it if you know the puppet shill who's doing the interview is not going to fucking jump in and go, wait a minute, you're from California. The place was locked down tight for two years. Zero pushback. Yeah, you're just going to sit there.

Any competent news person would have to chime in, especially when he represents California, like the most draconian lockdown of all. You were going to ask a question about the temperature out there. You were starting to ask that question. I was going to ask Christy, what do you think? I feel like we're slowly turning the top five songs on the charts are all country songs now. You know, like the nation is.

Oliver Anthony is... Yeah. We had to have like an impacted ass full of all Jim Acosta and Eric Swalwells and shutdowns, everything. Now everyone's kind of going, fuck this. Like ask anyone if they're going to wear a mask when they reinstitute it before the election.

You said there would be a mask on the airplane. A couple. I mean, there's always going to be like 10 people on an airplane. But didn't see any increase in that. No, a little bit of an increase in the airport. But again, these are germaphobic weirdos to begin with. Well, I mean, the president has COVID now, or the First Lady does at least.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. So it gets everybody all worked up again. Oh, God. Of course, her symptoms are runny nose. Yeah, I have to have a couple cups of tea. Shut down the schools. Now, I'll give those dates out.

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