The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1791 Move it to Baja

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

While Dr. Drew continues in the Big Apple, Adam shares his plan to move Israel to the Baja peninsula, backed by stats and facts. Then, Drew brings the same idea stateside, and he shares a recent encounter with with the great Jeff Ross. Please Support Our Sponsors: BlindsGalore.com, let them know Adam & Dr. Drew sent you! The Jordan Harbinger Show - Available everywhere you listen to podcasts

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What's going on, Drewski? Yeah, it's time to hear about the great Baja Israeli connection. Yeah, Adam Carolla's head. All right. Well, let me set the table for your people. Doctors in New York City. Once again, I, you know, do not have any experience in world affairs. I just sort of sit back with my non education and try to come up with sort of simple solutions for complex issues, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. And evidently, I did not write about this in 50 Years Will All Be Chicks. I feel it must have been written about in some book. President Me. President Me, it was written. Oh. Oh, okay.

All right. All right. Now, we may have that. Emmy has it. And to all the assholes, American or otherwise, who talk about Iran and nuclear weapons and say, why can't America have nukes but they can't? Because we're not insane. We don't want to wipe Israel off the map.

We're not into genocide. And by the way, when it comes to that it isn't genocide it's jelicide the jews are so much better than you that's why every couple of years someone attempts to round them up and kill them you envy them jews work together they draft each other like a great nascar team confused looks from the assembly and sporadic whispers of what is this nascar you're all out shooting each other and fightingadic whispers of what is this NASCAR they're all out shooting each other and fighting over which version of this bullshit

you believe about Muhammad is true meanwhile the Jews are building universities hospitals and satellites which leads me to Israel what the fuck are you guys doing in the middle of those homicidal anti-semitic misogynistic religious zealots I know what your answer is

it's your land you want it fair and square and you're not going to move systematic, misogynistic, religious zealots? I know what your answer is. It's your land. You want it fair and square, and you're not going to move. That's like saying my roommate's a paranoid meth head. Twice a week, I wake up, and he's standing at the foot of my bed with a machete. Then, when someone says, why don't you just move out? Your answer is, and lose my cleaning deposit? Audible boos from the Palestinian delegation.

Shut the fuck up. You know it's your fault i hear a lot about how all anyone wants is peace but the side of the fence where it's only jews looks pretty good the other side looks like a thin slice of hell face it they're a better culture than you i don't really have a foreskin in this fight but i do have a solution israel you guys pack up and move to Baja. It's got plenty of seaside desert. You'll love it. Here's the plan. Mexico usually gets drunk and passes out about 8 30 in the evening. You sneak in under the cover of darkness and take over before they sober up. The only real difference between the Sea of Galilee and the Sea of Cortez is world-class sports fishing, and you could get that country's economy back on its feet in no

time. They need accountants. Ironically, Mexico is short on bean counters. And don't worry about the sacred land stuff. Once you get established in Baja, you can send some Mexicans back to your land to scrape off the top six inches of soil, spread it out over the peninsula and start fresh. Once your old

neighbors realize they're out of Jews to kill, they'll start killing each other. Alright, I think we got it. Canceled. Move it over to Baja. Now, let's really break it down in a serious way here. When were you

hitting hard like that? How long ago was that? Well, first off, Drew, I told you in a previous show that I talked about this on kevin and bean in the 90s i i remember you bringing it up in the 90s for sure but i'm wondering when you wrote about it that book's 10 years old something like that okay so it's been it's been 10 years yeah okay um the jews are never going to be at peace when they're surrounded by homicidal maniacs that want them exterminated. Now, no matter what Rashida Tlaib and the rest of the retards in the squad have to say, they want them exterminated.

And you can't negotiate with that or work around that. You know, they want to live in dignity. They want to raise their children. No, no. They want death and chaos. dignity. They want to raise their children. No, no. They want death and chaos. So you're never going to be able to sort of live on an island where every surrounding island wants you dead. Baja is the Baja Peninsula is is fifty five thousand square miles. Israel is 8,500 square miles. According to Wikipedia or whatever the map, you know, Google map is. All right, whatever. It's quite, the Baja Peninsula

is quite a bit bigger than Israel. Also, from the river to the sea. Well, you have the sea and the Baja Peninsula in there. You know what I mean? It is kind of analogous. You have bodies of water on both sides, right? I've not been to Israel, but I have been to Baja and I've driven it. I've camped there. I've surfed there. It's beautiful. I've ridden a bike there. It's's beautiful and it's very much desert meets the sea i i if you looked at the average temperature in israel and the average temperature in baja

california and the average rainfall in israel the average rainfall it's all the same shit it's just dirt cactus and ocean. Beautiful ocean. Plenty of room for Israelis to relocate. And Mexico could use an infusion of Jews. It would help. What is there? What's going on with them? What's their technology right now?

What are they building? Are they building satellites? You know what are they building? They're building satellites. You know, it's interesting is they need the Jews. They could use the Jews. Yeah. There was a period of Spanish history where Spain kicked out all the Jews or made them convert. Most of them left and they went to Belarus and the Ukraine. And the Duke of Belarus thought it was a great idea to bring him in for exactly the reason you're talking about. Yes. Yes. So there you go. Okay. Seems like an insane idea. Baja, California

is beautiful. It's big and it's not inhabited. Well, but what do we do about the fighting over the Holy Land, which is what a lot of this stuff is right do we have the un occupying the holy lands on behalf of the international community oh i don't we do here first off the un i do not trust the un at all look at who's members of the un so dude the world health organization is coming your way yeah some of the worst actors in the world some real rogue real rogue nations are involved with the u.n look here's what i'm saying i'm saying the same thing i'm saying to the um roommate with the with the horrible junkie roommate sorry you got to cut your losses i know

it's your holy land i know you deserve to be here. I know no one deserves this. You got the land fair and square. That's their problem. It's blah, blah, blah. That's all fine. But it's never going to end. So what do you want to do? There'd just be no way to do it financially. You need like Saudi Arabia to fund it or something.

You know, they have those big development ideas. It's the Saudis. Israel is pretty industrious. How would you leave behind trillions of dollars of assets and just start over you know everything sounds wild and undoable at the beginning but i'm saying look down the road 25 years you know what i mean i'm not i'm not talking about monday i'm talking about 25 this is a this 25-year plan. So it's like a mission to Mars. Yeah.

Set up a little community and let them establish themselves. And I absolutely mean that Mexico, if they had some Jews populating their country, would be a strong asset. So this would be a province of Mexico. But they wouldn't be a strong asset. So this would be a province of Mexico. But they wouldn't be a separate country. They want their own country. I don't know. Perhaps they could purchase this part of the desert or lease it for 99 years. Ooh, look at that.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But either way, move to Baja. It's never going to work where you are. And and and by the way, your neighbors will just come in and junk the place and ruin it and then they'll start killing each other. And that'll be that. There is no there's no end. There's no end because they want you dead. That's the problem although i gotta say you know uh when you wrote that it it feels like the the memory of that time of what was going on around israel was a lesser developed um society and now they've kind of come up right i mean everybody's sort of equal that way no what do you mean i i feel like um they're you know i would just look at all the the arab countries around there there's i mean dubai and yemen these are highly developed

societies yeah it was lesser when i wrote about it yeah a decade ago but the fact remains that they're muslim and you're Jew and they want you dead. We can't really get around that. But no, not all. Just enough for your annihilation. You don't need all. Don't be stupid, Drew. Of course it's not all. It's a percentage

as I try to tell people all the fucking time. It's a super unacceptably high percentage of them. By the way, that percentage can be 10%. It's unacceptably high. And it's more than 10%. Because

the reality is, no one ever really speaks about is, you know, there's the Hamas and, you know, the full-blown terrorists. And then there's this large kind of silent majority who just sort of would like Sharia law, but it's not really going to go take to the streets. You know what I mean? And that's really what enables this thing to continue.

Hmm. Hmm. I'm just thinking about this country and how some of the crazy ideas that have flourished. And while the silent middle has just sort of sat there and watched it happen well the silent the silent middle has to kind of agree with it though that's the problem i think about the latest look i mean hang on a second look at the latest thing we've been through in this country when when they hold a sword over your head with cancellation whatever people get quiet fast i mean you can imagine what it's like over there yeah what i'm what i'm saying is is you get silent fast because you're going to lose your job because you didn't get vaccinated but there's a large group that is silent who wants you who believe who agrees with you getting shit canned? Well, sure.

And that's the problem. If that group wasn't so large and wasn't silent, then we wouldn't have this problem. That's the scary part is those people. So let's bring it back stateside. Do we think that silent part is getting more reasonable? I feel like the middle is growing. I think I was telling you that I was been around a bunch of comedians here in new york the last couple of days

and um the the the comedy is hitting all ways now i mean there's truth being spoken for the first time sort of regularly in a long time you know and uh i i felt like Chappelle at one point sort of opened it up a little bit. I feel like the latest South Park kicked it wide open. Have you seen that South Park yet? Oh, I still haven't seen it yet. Sorry. I know it's my homework. All right.

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Average temp in September is... Well, not in September. No, no, overall did i say september there was a list uh 81 degrees 79 degrees 72 68 so it floats around an average of like 70 degrees where yeah well the average the reason i use the word average is to find out the word app the the average uh not september but so average is 70 degrees. And he didn't specify whether it was Baja or Israel. But other than that.

Yeah, I was going to say Baja. I've been down there since September. It's all Baja. All right. So someone will tell you the average temp in Baja. And then someone will tell you the average temp in Israel. I'm seeing the average temp in Israel is 60 to 70 degrees Fahrenheit. Uh-huh.

And what's the average in Baja? I bet it's more ranging. Because I've been down the tip a lot. It's 110, 115 in the summertime. It's bad. Yeah, but it gets cold in the cooler winter months and then thus we will end up with an average. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.

Tim. I was thinking about the range. Seeing 80 to 60 on my end for Baja. Alright, so 160 to 70, then 60 to 80. Alright, that's the same. It's the same place. That's true. Yes, I know. Okay. It's the same place, Drew. Yes, I know.

Okay. It's not the Holy Land, though. Well, you're going to have to get over that part because there'll be a hole in you, land, if you stay there. You got to get over that part. You do. All right, I get you. So I've been intrigued by a lot of your guests on acs lately again i feel

like everybody am i am i picking it am i am i correct that people are more open and discursive and honest and less holding their you know comments fearful is that are you noticing that too i don't know you gotta give me examples well i mean it's on my mind is seeing people last night where they were saying you know just for instance critical things about trump and biden not just one way or the other and critical things about republicans and democrats and just just the the just the truth speaking cutting more ways these days. I saw a buddy, Jeff Ross, last night too. And he's the most positive guy. And have you ever talked to him about his alopecia?

No. So he had a alopecia totalis where he lost all the hair. And I just think he's such a great example of just being who he is now that he's accepted that he's had this. He didn't do any fancy treatments for it. I actually tried to get him to take some fancy stuff because there are ways to kind of restore it now. And he just sort of accepted it. And I would argue he looks more himself this than with the big uh mop he used to have on his head you know all right no i know i'm fine with it but i don't know it's that that's not really

an example of what you're i mean maybe it's an example i i don't know it's not it's not really what you're talking about i ran into jeff ross i switched i'm sorry for being a douche i like jeff ross but it's not really you're not furthering what you're saying. No, no, no. I switched topics completely. I switched to, I was reminded that I, I meant to bring up to you. I saw Jeff Ross and that he just so comfortable in his skin and it's a major, major change in how he appears, you know, he was, it was hard for him for a while. And, uh, I don't know, it's just something it made me think about how important it is just to be who you are. You know what I mean? Not to try to be something.

I mean, it sounds weird. You sound like Michelle Obama. Yeah, it sounds like a weird slogan or something. But but I mean, in the sense that, you know. All right. Let me jump in because you're you're losing yourself. All right. Right. You're not making points now. OK. What's the populace? that you know all right let me jump in because you're all right you're losing yourself joy all right right you're not making points now okay what's the populace i need the uh population of

israel and the population of the baja peninsula i think that's the that's the third part i need the average temp i need the size and i need the need the population because I think this is doable. That's my way. And then maybe Israel could get these drug cartels under control as well. That would be interesting. That would be fun. I've got 4.5 million in Baja,

9.5 million in Israel as of 2020. But Baja has 55,000 square miles, so there's plenty of room empty empty empty and it could be built up all by the way super buildable right just dirt it's not like you have to carve a mountain yeah you don't have to go through the Cascades or take a forest down or any of that kind of stuff. It's pretty flat. There's a couple of little mountains in there, but it's flattish and it's turnkey. It's ready to build on with good orange soil, kind of red clay soil.

It's beautiful. And look, I don't know the Mediterranean and the Sea of Galilee or whatever the hell, the Mediterranean, the Jordan River. Nice, but still not as nice as the Baja Peninsula and the Pacific. I agree with you. I mean, I have visited Jordan, if you recall, and the Red Sea part. And it's nice. I mean, it's, you know, it's desert and the sea,

and it's kind of, you know, it's nice, but it's not Baja. Baja is like, it's the Pacific Ocean. You know, it's spectacular, yeah. Here's a thought experiment. Yeah. Now, if I said to Mexico, look, I'm going to make you a pitch. I'm going to have the Israelis are going to move on to Baja.

Here's the financials. They're going to make it worth your while. They're going to come there. You're going to get a lot of money. They're going to build this place up. They're going to create jobs and have industry and so on and so forth. You'll, you'll be real happy with this move 10 years from now.

And then I said, now I'd like to make a pitch for the Palestinians moving in instead of Israel. What do you think Mexico would say? They may not be as enthusiastic. Yeah. Why not? Because they don't have a track record of...

Yes, they don't. So there you go. When they don't want to let you in. But they've been oppressed, and they've had their hands there. Well, okay, now free them up. We'll free them up. They can go to Mexico. There you go.

But no, they're not letting them in anywhere. So that says something. It's a little track record. Well, you know, this is an odd thing but i saw a um where i remember where he was from it was i like i don't think it was from saudi but he was a religious leader saying that you know you you were taking in the west all the people we'd like to get rid of so it's almost like the way cuba sent uh you know remember the boat people coming up yeah and we saw scarface i don't know if it's true or not but his point was you know these these are of course they're violent people they're people we'd like to not have to deal with and you're accepting them all and you're not you don't realize what you're

accepting and you're not you're not doing anything with you're not adjusting to what's coming in yeah i you know here's the thing i mean here's the issue for me um i don't think islam has a lot of room for assimilation they pretty much i would call them set in their ways now you can say good or you can say bad, but I'll just say not as flexible as other groups might be. Tend to stick to their religion pretty closely. If you're going to join, you have to join all the way. And so if you're going to move a large group of people who follow that religion to a place wherever in Europe, I don't know, could be Germany, could be England, could be France, they're going to hive off and have their

own thing. And that's the problem. It's the assimilation part that's the problem. Now you can say, well, maybe that's because they don't have opportunities. I don't know. But if you're going to kind of hive off, then there's going to be issues. And that's basically what Europe is experiencing right now. All right. Drew, take care of your business there. Oh, me? Sorry. Oh, I do the throw.

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All right. So what else are you thinking about, Drew? There was an article in, of all things, the Economist or the Atlantic, something one of those unlikely, I think it was the economist or the, or the Atlantic, something's one of those unlikely, I think it was the economist that, um, lo and behold, um, sex is important for marriage. Lo and behold that if you blow a certain, a certain frequency, your risks start to go up. Hold on. I'm sort of annoyed. Um, on the screen, clean it up, Byron,ron please but if there's something up there uh

there's two things about migrating israel to obama though there's something you do the same thing that everyone does to me here they put something on the screen or somebody then they then it pops off the screen and it drives me nuts because i might want that was me that was me the only reason i took it off is because you asked, Drew, what else is going on, so I thought you moved on. Well, you can, but as long as there's room on the screen. All right. It just, okay. I don't want to put too much text up there.

Yeah, I got it. But you want to hear about this? Yeah. All right. So first off, yeah, there is a book that came out in 2015 called Exodus to New Israel or Nuevo Israel. The entire book is about a mass migration from Israel to Baja. Who wrote it? I wrote it fucking three years earlier.

That's who wrote it. Yeah, Adam maybe wasn't credited in the footnotes. What? Carlos Henry Cohen is the person who wrote it. But, Adam, it actually goes back all the way to 1896 when Rabbi Jacob Vorsanger of San Francisco hoped that Baja, California might be a new Israel. But there wasn't an Israel in 1896, was there?

There was an attempt to create an Israel. There was a diaspora. It's a long history of trying to go back to Jerusalem. attempt to create an Israel, you know, there was a diaspora and they always, you know, next, it's a long history of trying to go back to Jerusalem. Yeah. So he was inspired because I guess some people moved, went down to South America and he was in San Francisco. He said, no guys, Baja is the spot. So that guy ripped me off too. Yeah. And then went in a time machine. It's so, it's so good.

It would work it would work because it's perfect but it's but i would it's like it would never happen that's the craziness no it would never happen but i am telling you mexico would benefit greatly yeah from this Yeah. And so would the Jews. Well, and plus there's so much there in Baja, so much richness in the natural resources. Yes, yes. Plenty to get to that's been unrealized. And its proximity to the U.S.

would add a whole other dimension to their business, wouldn't it? Yes, yes. It's big. They'd would add a whole other dimension to their business, wouldn't it? Yes. Yes. It's big. They'd probably save a lot of money on military. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'm liking this more and more the more I think about it.

Oh, and now that the old rabbi got involved from San Francisco, now it's a legitimate idea. President Me must have come out and 2014 okay so i beat the 2015 book good that's all that's all i care about where did he get his idea from that's we got to find out and there's carlos in mexico is it he's a guy named carlos cohen Is that what the name was? Yeah. Oh, and a callback to Laszlo Gorog's invention of taking the Jewish food and the Mexican food, the enchiladas. We combined. Oh. Come on now, Drew.

Oh. Yeah. 200 years from now, someone will dig this up and talk about your genius. will get no credit i never i will never get it has to it'll take a while take a minute okay we long gone before they fully pull it off but then you'll look like some sort of it'll be like you'll be like the creator of the zionist movement you'll be like well the reason I'll be like L. Ron Hubbard. I did. The reason I thought it was in my first book is because I was talking about this on Kevin and Bean in like 1995. And then my first book wasn't until like 2009. So I just assumed that I must have put it in the first book. But evidently, it didn't find its way into that book. It found its way into my third book.

No, I, I am. I am. There's a lot of things you said in the nineties that, uh, came around. And actually the least of which was what's happening to Bruce,

Bruce, uh, Jenner. It was like, it was like 19. Do you remember that bit that we've heard it before, but you're Adam is it's a love line episode. Adam's got going. It's like 1996 or 97. It's like, do you remember that? We've heard it before, but Adam, it's a Lovelight episode. Adam's got going.

It's like 1996 or 97. It's like, I don't know if you guys have seen Bruce Jenner lately, but I don't know what I mean, but he's turning into a chick, right? He's turning into a chick. And we're like, what? What are you talking about? You're like, I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about.

He's the Wheaties guy. I'm like, he's turning into a chick. That's all I know. We didn't know what it was I'm sorry Chris you got an update or something yeah so the reason you thought it was in 50 years we'll all be chicks is because you tweeted out the quote saying does anybody remember which book I wrote this in and somebody just responded in 50 years we'll all be chicks page 46 yeah when it was president me page like 170 yeah well this is my my going on my naivete drew this is what i do i

believe everyone that's true i but i and i and i rely on the kindness of strangers that's on me drew for being so open and so vulnerable you shouldn't question yourself ever i well it wasn't even questioning myself i literally don't know when I wrote that. But it does sound, well, I wouldn't even think about it. Someone had to remind me. That's my point. All right. Sacramento Punchline this Friday and Saturday. Some of those shows are going to be sold out.

But maybe a few tickets less. Fargo, North Carolina. Sorry, North Dakota. Sorry. Fargo Theater doing stand-up there November 30th. And then it's off to Zanies and Nashville and then Huntsville. Just go to adamkroll.com for all the live shows. What do you got, Drew?

Oh, drdrew.com for our pause. Don't forget After Dark is over there in the streaming show. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, 3 o'clock. And drdrew.tv at 3 o'clock Pacific. So, until next time, Adam Kroll for Dr. Sayin'. Mahalo. Hold on to your jingle bells. Pluto TV has all your holiday favorites for free.

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