The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1814 Infinite Love and Gratitude

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Adam and Dr. Drew kick off the week by trying to figure out what happened to journalists, authorities looking the other way on real crime and some happy news for Minnesota, sort of. Then, Adam shares some fatherly advice he gave on young Santino, and shares the lack of advice his own parents imparted on him. Please Support Our Sponsors: BetterHelp.com/AdamandDrew The Jordan Harbinger Show - Available everywhere you listen to podcasts

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist, Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and dr drew show yeah get it on got to get on a judge dr drew's board certified physician is miss bamboo what's going on man yeah man i got lots of thoughts here hold on first i to fix my... There we are. You know, I had a interesting... First of all, look at us both wearing our same Patagonia shirts or coats.

Yeah. Is it still your favorite article of clothing? Yeah. I mean, when I can find it, my stuff is scattered all about. It's, you know, half of it's in La Cunada, half it's in Malibu. I never know where anything is. Everything gets shoved

in the closet because every time they try to show the house, they just take everything and shove it in a corner. And I literally don't know where anything is. I haven't seen you wear this

thing in a long time. It's because I can't find it. Or I'm not sure where it is. But if you remember, we waxed poetic about how it was good in warm, sort of warmish weather,

great in very cold. Yeah, it's a Jimmy Kimmel. Is yours not a Jimmy Kimmel? No, but I think... Did you give these as a Christmas gifts one year or something? I didn't, but I got mine from Jimmy Kimmel Live. It's a 10-year

anniversary. I see it. I see it on the sleeve. But I think someone gave it to me. This doesn't look like something I would buy, you know, because it costs money. to my house, even though I have a full-time nanny and nobody in my home works. But if somebody said, would you like to buy that jacket for yourself? It's $68. I'd go, no, I'll just use this poncho. And I tell myself. I'll just put a beach towel over my shoulders and walk around.

I tell myself, I go, oh, I'm contributing. They're working hard. I don't have to pay for people that are working. I'll do that. It puts into the economy, gives people money that should get money. Yeah, but I'm not buying myself a jacket. I don't need it. I don't deserve it. It's like, shit. I know. It's so retarded. No, I'll go out and pay $200 at a steakhouse. I just won't buy a $68 jacket. By the way- And that's probably a $110 jacket. A year ago, I would not have done that. But the boiling of the frog of inflation has gotten to me where I will. You will what?

Pay $200 at a steakhouse. That to me would have been like, what? $100, $120 maybe, but $200, I'm not going. And the boiling of the frog, okay, I'm there. Yeah, I'm there. I had a funny thought when I was driving in today. I was thinking I'd probably use it as a joke, but I was listening to Biden talk about, you know,

we're banning books and we're going to lose our democracy and stuff like that. It's also, it's strange to me that that falls under the heading of of something for people you know you know i mean like if you said to me well i want to talk about the schools and i want to talk about traffic i want to talk about infrastructure and i want to talk about taxes and i want to talk about the economy and then someone went i want to talk about book banning i just be like, I have kids. I don't feel they're impacted.

Not only that, I would say... First, I don't really know what you're talking about. Like, I know what you are referring to. Yes. I don't believe you believe what you're talking about. And then you saying banning of books. I just don't know how that would manifest itself in any meaningful way, not even 1%. I don't think there's an American who can't pick up their phone and order a book on

any book that's ever been created thus far unless Amazon is out of stock. And it just seems a weird subject to keep talking about when it it's because they but its impact is zero right which is so i mean literally if he spoke about monarch butterflies i would go well i guess people like butterflies and i i mean i don't you know i don't know how essential a monarch butterfly is but i suppose that it would be nice to have them or something. You know what I mean? But when you talk about book banning, I'm like, I don't even know what you mean 1% of what you mean. And I do not believe you think about that.

They do it as a cudgel because the politicians all cape. Right, right. Vivek would not do that. Vivek would go, I'm sorry, you're talking about a local library and what they can and can't that's a local thing i'm running for federal government here right you guys anybody you're welcome to use amazon for any book ever published go do that don't worry about the local library take care of your own local issues if that's the that's the matter that the president of the United States. And it's also basically going, look, if teaching your six-year-old the proper technique for tucking his junk between his thighs is that important to you, then you could go on Amazon

and buy that same book. Sure. Go do it. That's fine. But by the way, then whoever, Vivek or whomever points out this insanity this is going to have to then say oh now you're going to go to twitter and say vivek does not concern himself with banning of books all right i do concern myself it's not the federal government's domain it's your local government you should have full freedom have at it next Next question. God. Well, for God's sakes, what happened to journalists?

Oh, that's comical. But I was thinking to myself, comically, I was thinking, you know, there's always this thing where, you know, Trump's going to get in office and he's never going to leave. Right. And so I was. By the way, he's going to live in six or seven years. Maybe. He's got to leave. The Grim Reaper's going to show him the exit at some point.

But I was thinking to myself, you know, conceptually, like I was thinking to myself, well, OK, Trump didn't want to certify or recognize the last election. And our democracy was hanging in the balance, you know, according to Joe Biden and whomever. Hanging in the balance, you know, according to Joe Biden and whomever. And then I just started I started thinking, all right, let's let's conceptually think about what how this would have manifested itself. And I was like, well, we would have lost our democracy, but gas would be under three bucks a gallon. The southern border would be secure and the Middle East wouldn't be on fire. a gallon, the southern border would be secure and the Middle East wouldn't be on fire. And then I thought, oh, I could probably, I would trade the democracy for that. Like, it's like saying- I see the headlines tomorrow.

What if there was some mayor for your city who was doing a kick-ass job with taxes and garbage pickup and graffiti and the school system but he refused to leave I'd be like oh good I mean I've you know uh we've had California or I should say Los Angeles I felt like Tom Bradley was the mayor my entire childhood and I was like this seems to be doing a good job oh I take him back from the grave. Right. So my point is, is like, what if Tom Bradley refused to leave? I'd be like, oh, and then we wouldn't get Viragosa?

Yeah, I'll take that. Like, it's refused to leave, but what are they doing? And how are they doing it? That's the sort of 10, that's my sort of 30,000 foot view of it. Like, refuse to leave, okay, but then what are they doing when they're there? They're lowering taxes and getting energy independence. I'd be like, oh, okay. That's why they have to go to the next level, rounding up gay people and rounding up journalists. If somebody took over Los Angeles, did a kick-ass job, and refused to leave, I'd be the happiest

person in the world. I know. All right. So this is a great clip that I told you about, but I don't think you'd seen this clip, which is just excellent. But the excellent part of it is the news coverage. As always. Yeah. And I think it's the national news. Somebody just...

No, she's a national anchor for sure. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. She cut me, somebody cut the clip and I don't know, I don't know, Savannah Guthrie. I don't know who this is. One of them. Yeah. Well, you don't know. It's the CBS Evening News. Yeah, it's the CBS Evening News. It's going to give us a good piece of happy news at the end.

Here it is. All right, good. I think you'll like this story. History was made in Minnesota's capital city of St. Paul today. Or should we say herstory was made? St. Paul's new city council was sworn in this afternoon, made up entirely of women. And get this, six of the seven council members are women of color, and they are all under the age of 40. Four of them are new members and say that affordable housing and access to child care

are some of their top priorities. Congratulations to them and the people of St. Paul, I am betting that they get some stuff done. I hope so. But first off, what is it, 1974? That's how you'd say it. Ladies, you're doing it for yourselves. You know what I mean? Yes. Like, that's number one.

I bet they get some. They're going to get shit done. You're just not going to like it. They're going to defund the police. Is that their plan? That came out. Minnesota's gone insane. I thought they were coming back from that a little bit.

Hey, they got six of the ladies are of color. Basically implying that they're going to get something done because they're of color. And they're under 40. Oh, look out. Good times, everybody. Oh, they're going to get shit done.

Just like our city council wants to blame Toyota for making their catalytic converters too easy to steal. Yeah, they'll get stuff done. Well, it'll be interesting. It'll be a nice little laboratory. Well, we've already seen it. Listen, I wish them the best. I want them to succeed. They're not going

to. Please succeed. Thank you, ladies. No, they can't unless they adopt the basically policies of old white dudes, which they're not going to do. There's a kind of a... I wonder if there's a way to do that without

an acknowledgement of it being there. Here's the fundamental problem. It's like saying your last trainer, what was he? Old white dude. What was he into? Diet and exercise. Oh, okay. We're going a different direction here because I'm young.

I'm under 40 and I'm a person of color, so I got my own – I'm going to institute my own workout regimen that doesn't involve working out. And then you go, oh, okay, but I don't know how you're going to do – Bert did diet and exercise, and he's been doing it – he's 74. He's doing it. Yeah, I know. We're going a different direction. Think about now how Vinny's name is now sounding a problem. The point is it can't work unless you do what the old white guy your place did, and you're

not going to do that. That's the problem. Yeah. So they're screwed over there in Minnesota. If they could find a way to package it so it did not look like an old white guy's idea, maybe it would be a foundation for other cities to do the same. Let's just hope and pray. It's just diet and exercise and education and lots of cops.

Hope and pray. That's all it is. And they defund the police and reimagine the court system and all the stuff. That just leads to carjackings. So be prepared. And that's St. Paul too, right, which is a lot smaller than Minneapolis. Yeah. Listen, my beef with all this stuff, Drew, is if we would like to put a dent in what we're calling racial bias or racism, can we stop talking about it and dividing everyone along those lines?

And get this. Six of the seven are women of color, and they're all under four, and they're all women. Like, yeah, that's called racism, you pointing that out every 10 minutes. And at some point when the results aren't delivered, then can we just say that people are people and bad ideas are bad ideas and women of color are perfectly capable of having bad ideas just uh just as well as white heterosexual males are capable of having bad ideas

you know what i mean like hey gavin newsom white heterosexual male over six foot tall bad ideas kamala harris woman of color bad ideas can we just we just focus on the idea part did you see that woman that was the lead what lead prosecutor one of the trump cases who had some ethical problems yes and it's because she's a black woman in a white man's world yes i know it's always that they never explained the part of how they got elected that's uh yes yes, yes. No, well, what it leads to. What worries me is. No, here's what should worry you. Yeah.

Let me tell you. Tell me. What should worry you. Okay, what? You then go, all right, we have the all-female, six-of-color city council, right? Yeah. And then at some point, there's a garbage strike, and the trash is piling up on the street, and carjackings have gone up 89% because you're reimagining the police force.

Right. And then you, white male citizen or whomever, says we got to we got to recall these women or get them out of there, whatever. Then they go, oh, it's only because I'm a woman of color, which you can fall back on. I have every single time the plagiarist from Harvard who seems to be pro Hamas just said, you kicked me out because I'm a woman of color. So now you're setting the table much like going, oh, I'm going to hire a woman of color and then she won't show up for work and then she'll do a shit job and then I'll fire her and then she'll bring a wrongful termination, a suit against me because I fired her because she was a woman of color. You know what I mean?

It leads to just speculation. And then, by the way, it's totally it's not provable. You know, she goes, Fannie Willis goes, well, you're just coming after me because I'm a woman of color. And then you go, that's not a thing that can be proven or disproven. Right. So that'll just live with us. You know what I mean? Yes. All right, Drew, wake up now.

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son the other day. I gave him advice. Fatherly advice. And he listened. He's a sponge for that stuff. I gave him, and I hit him early, and he can think about it. I don't have,

I don't really have advice that I can think of, you know, as, as it pertains to my dad. Um, I mean, him having given you advice. My, my, my mom never gave advice to anybody. She just sort of worried about stuff, you know, in, in a sort of, um, downtrodden way, you know, it's like that, you know, the box, you'd be better off eating the box the cereal came in and be healthier for you, you know, and then just a lot of weird.

Third gesture was right. Almost sort of gypsy stuff, you know, about, you know, that we don't have a microwave oven because the microwaves, you know, or you're sitting too close to the TV set. Remember that? Yeah. People don't have a microwave oven because the microwaves, you know, or you're sitting too close to the TV set will hurt you. Remember that? Yeah. People don't know that piece.

Yeah. If you're going to go, not that we had a swimming pool. My grandparents had a pond in their back. As an adult, could stand up in the deep end and just breathe normally. But, you know, you have to wait a half hour. If grandpa made you a sandwich, you know, it's a weird wait a half hour if grandpa made you a sandwich. It's a weird wait a half hour. Just gypsy-wise. And then some mixed with some worldly about how we're going to be out of fossil fuel and air in 10 years.

It's just weird bummer, gypsy, hippie kind of nonsense. But no actual, here's how you tie a sheepshank but no actual you know here's how you tie a sheepshank knot son or here's how you make a windsor tie you know there wasn't anything nothing no it was just it was nothing useful it was just kind of shit you were doing you know like you know my grandmother's advice wasn't advice it was just sort of stuff like you know at the beginning of love line you know she know, she said, how's Loveline? I said, well, I got to sit there between Drew and Ricky Rackman. And I think Ricky's feeling threatened a little bit, maybe his job, little job security.

So he's kind of undercutting me and kind of sniping at me. And him and Ann are kind of conspiring me and him and Ann are kind of conspiring. I don't think Ricky, you know, wants me there and I just think he's doing a bad,

he's trying to undercut me, you know, and she just goes, I bet he'd say the same about you, which I always enjoy. I enjoyed it so much because I was like,

Grandma, when Ricky Rackman talks to his grandmother, Did you say that? Yeah. And talks shit about me. You think his grandmother defends me? I don't think so.

What'd she say? She would do a thing. It was like, oh, come on. You've got such a thin skin. You're a big celebrity or something like that. That's a piece I did not know about. Well, she wouldn't necessarily. It was a little, oh, get over it you know kind of

kind of thing you know i'm brash i speak my mind you know is that is that hey this is for your own good to try to toughen you up and look at reality in reality terms or is it just i speak my mind and you can't handle it she she speaks her mind and no one can handle it and because no one liked her and then and then the other thing is is was in charge of keeping me down to earth and grounded. Right, right, right. That was her calling. Yes, yes, always.

Yeah. Well, everyone around her, interestingly, had to stay down. I don't know who anointed her the person that had to keep me grounded. By the way, they're all getting A's in that department. They started when I was young. But my dad had no advice because he didn't do anything. You know what I mean? He didn't go like, son, you know, you take the metric wrenches and you keep them on one drawer

and you take the standard SAE sockets and you put them on the lower drawer. You know, my dad sat around and read you know and it wasn't like let me what did he read about uh he read about psychology and psychology and and you know he was not like he read moby dick he read like sort of modern day philosophers and yet and yet we don't get a jordan peterson out of. He's reading the same stuff, I guess. Yeah. Around the same time. justified, satisfied, like back to sort of diet and exercise or something. Be like you sitting around reading workout books all day,

and then somebody goes, Drew, you're really putting on some weight. And you go, hey, I'm reading a book about working out. I know exactly what to do. Yeah, and then sitting back down again. Yeah. All right, back down again. Yeah. All right. Let me, I'll tell you what I imparted,

but first let me tell you about our friend, Jordan Harbinger. You're about to hear a preview of the Jordan Harbinger show with a retired chef that somehow infiltrated the illicit North Korean arms trade. When people ask me, how is it to go to North Korea? Well, it's quite difficult to

describe because you know you are being followed and what do I say and what do I do? How do I react to things? I'm going to the U.S. to meet up with the CIA. One of the most important things it taught me was to be a perfect mole is that you have to be 95% yourself and then 5% more. The last 5% is the one who observed, and I was really good to networking with people without people actually know I was networking with them. Everything was recorded. So I just literally took the pants down on the whole regime, exposing their weapons program.

For more on how Ulrich the Mole, a Danish chef and family man, wound up working undercover in North Korea to expose its illicit arms trade, check out episode 527 of the Jordan Harbinger Show. All right, now, so nothing was ever imparted, but, you know, to be fair to them, they didn't know anything. And it's not like they had tips or life hacks or anything because they weren't you know out going you know measure to measure twice and cut once son you know but my dad never cut anything you know so where would his stuff he was reading Leo Buscali on a sofa you know about about infinite love gratitude smiling more yeah like I just wasn't there, nothing came out the other end.

So what tips, you know? It's like you said, he didn't work out. It would be like, my sister doesn't have any, my mom's recipe for her famous five alarm chili because my mom didn't make food. Right. You know what I mean? So there was never. Nothing passed along.

Right. And so I had, I was driving with Sonny. Now he drives. He was driving you? Yeah. Nice. Okay. And we went, and he drives pretty good.

He's got a good pace, which I like. And I was telling him about cops and not getting tickets and that sort of stuff. Being vigilant. I gave him the, listen, cops don't come to you. You come to the cops. And he was like, huh? What's that? I said, well, cops don't randomly drive around giving out tickets.

Cops hang out at four-way stop signs and give tickets. There's a four-way stop sign between here and Home Depot. Everyone who works here has gotten a ticket because they hang at four-way stop signs and give tickets. There's a four-way stop sign between here and Home Depot. Everyone who works here has gotten a ticket because they hang at four-ways because they know people tend to roll through four-ways because you can see from a block away that there's nobody on the side street coming the other direction. So you see it's clear. And even if they were, they would stop because there's a four-way stop sign.

So why do I have to make a full stop for an empty street with a stop sign? It's like stopping at a green light. It is. But that's where they hang out. They give tickets. And they don't hang out at the front side of the grapevine

when everyone is going 51 miles an hour. I basically said, look, people are traveling down the grapevine and they're going 73 miles an hour and then they hit the uphill and they go down to 55 because they can't move their foot down another quarter inch and compensate for the grade and the slope which just shows how fucking out of it everyone literally you just take your right foot and depress the pedal another three-eighths of an inch and you'll be going at the same

pace you were going before you hit it. But you're so fucking out of it that you just slow down. And then because you're equally out of it, once you crest the top, you start coming down the backside. Now you're going 80. Because you're out of it for the same reason. So everyone goes up

the hill at 53 and down the backside at 83. I said the cops are on the backside downhill. They're not uphill. Everyone slows down. So that's how you get tickets. When it comes to the arrows or the four ways or whatever, you don't get a ticket at the arrow because your dad is the only person who drives through Red Turn Arrow. There's no money to be made from me because I would be the only person ever cutting that check to the city of Burbank or whatever, Focaccia City, and acted it. But I'm the only one who does it.

So there's never a cop there. So you get to do it. But what you don't want to do is speed on the backside of the grapevine on the downhill side. And what you don't want to do is roll through four-way stop signs because that's where they hang. They go, they fish where the trout are. And he's like, noted. I was like, good. Just remember that. And you're not going to get tickets. Is it my imagination or has the general flow of traffic and the tolerance for higher speeds gone up 15 percent? You and I have discussed this before. But it's really now on.

There are much less moving violations being handed out. I think last time we had that was sort of this is now post-COVID. No, it's been discussed. I think last time we had that was sort of, this is now post-COVID. No, it's been discussed. I think you and I had this discussion. On the 405 now, they have a paid two-lane fast lane. It's an automatic pay thing, electronic pay. And people go 90 miles an hour on that. And it seems to me the cops are not interested.

It's already paying the city. They don't need to get into our pocket again. It's like threefold. One is cars are just safer at a higher speed. It's not what they were. They're modern. They work. They're fine. Number one. Number two, cops

I think have been sufficiently demoralized over the last few years. Where it's like you're calling us killers and you're fucking throwing water buckets on our head and stuff. And they're sort of like pulled back. They're like, fuck y'all. I'm not out raising money for you assholes anymore. The city council never stopped talking shit about us. I'm not going to go out and be your money collector anymore.

And the third is, we're seeing smash and grabs and people walking, you know, big mobs walking into sporting goods stores and cops not doing anything about it. It's hard to write somebody a chicken shit ticket when the city has just become, you know, you're looking the other way on real crime. There's homeless people everywhere. There's these mobs busting everything down. We just had, you know, riots and burnings and stuff. And I'm going to, with a straight face, hand the taxpayer guy this ticket. It's an attitude.

I don't think they said to him hey i just think well i feel like you know what it is less out maybe they're patrolling the whatever the cities where the smash and the grabs but it's just like if you have an employee and you treat the employee right and you respect the employee and you take care of the employee and that kind of stuff. And you're leaving on a Friday and you guys are walking out the door and you're getting in your car and you treat the guy right. And the guy notices that you left the air conditioning on in the building. That employee walks back in and shuts it off. If you beat that guy about and sort of verbally berate him and don't show him any respect and stuff. He'll see the air's on.

I go, fuck it. That's what basically the cops in the big cities are doing now. They're just like, fuck it. And so we're talking about Los Angeles, Los Angeles County. We're also talking about the California Highway Patrol on the freeways and stuff. So it'd be interesting to help people from other parts of the country, whether it's also as striking as here. I would be curious to see. I would imagine in the blue cities, in the blue states, back to Minneapolis and Minnesota and all this,

all the cops that got bashed for all through this summer of love with Black Lives Matter. I'll bet you the fucking blue city cops are like, fuck this. Fuck you and your city council and your fucking yentas and your lockdowns and your shit. We may see it more here, though, because we drive more. That's maybe why it's more apparent to us. All right. Grand Junction, Colorado, Mesa Theater, January 26.

Coming up. Two shows, everybody. And then Estes Park, I should say. Stanley Hotel, which everyone says is the Shining Hotel, but it's not. Oh. No. Oh. It's the hotel that inspired the story.

Oh. Yeah, I know. And by the way, get your shit right, everybody. I think I'm going to be walking through that maze and talking to that ghost bartender. Go to the Red Room. Go to the Red Room. Yeah. See that naked lady coming out of the tub?

Nope. It inspired it. Well, which has to mean it's a pretty good spot. That'll be January 27th. Two shows there. Naples, off the hook. Comedy Club, February 2nd and 3rd. Just go to amcroll.com for all the live shows. What do you got, Drew? Drdrew.com. Remember, I said we are wrapping up after dark, but the library is still there. You might want to check it out.

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