The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1817 There's a Word for Everything

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

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Get it on. Got to get on a judgment to get a mandate. Get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for sharing, man. Yeah, man.

What's going on, Drew? I did a Russell brands podcast this morning. Oh, tuning in. Thanks for sharing, man. Yeah, man. What's going on, Drew? I did Russell Brand's podcast this morning. Oh, you did? And I've known Russell for a long time. He reminded me of how many different things he and I have done together. And after I talked to him for about half an hour, we both just go, we should spend more time together. We should hang out together.

And then, of course, I get a slurry of DMs and posts. I'm so disappointedurry of DMs and posts. I'm so disappointed in you. Everyone's disappointed. I'm so disappointed. I know. And, you know, how do you react when you read the disappointment part?

I mean, if somebody's disappointed in you. I have a very specific reaction. I usually wonder sort of what's up with them. You know what I mean? So grandiose. Why do you think I would care about your disappointment well yes yes it's all roads lead to narcissism and and and funny that's what he and i talked a lot about today interestingly yeah yeah he's an interesting guy and then by the way i go after like how fucking grandiose do you think i care what you are disappointed and then my next reaction is go fuck yourself i've really adopted my next reaction is, go fuck yourself. I've really

adopted Elon Musk's go fuck yourself stuff. Well, that's mine. Come on. It's yours. I'm sorry. I was telling you to do this long before. Listen, I did it to the church of Scientology 25 years ago. Yes, you did. That was scary. Please.

Listen, all this stuff is just shit I've been saying for, you know, you want to say a decade. Not a decade, a quarter century. Yeah, yeah. 25 years I've been telling everyone to fuck themselves. Well, I've been saying that's how it goes away. To be fair, it's coming in on 30. Yeah.

It's telling everyone to go fuck themselves. When you told Scientology to go fuck themselves, it was like 1998. Yeah. 1997, maybe. Yes. Yes. And listen, everybody, you know, everybody has this, you know, armchair quarterback thing where they're like, well, yeah, fuck masks and vaccines or whatever.

Yes. Say that two and a half years ago. See how you fare. You know, fuck Scientology. Yeah. Say that in 1998. It was tough. See how you fare you know fuck scientology yeah say that in 1998 it was tough see how you feel scary yeah now everyone's like yeah of course you know it's like the civil rights movement like yeah well i would have been there you know it's like you would

have right you would have taken a beating from a cop and a biting from a german shepherd one of the greatest distortions that people have is that they all believe they would have been abolitionist in 1850. Right. That was a very fringy position to take, and people were quite ostracized for that. It was an odd – it was John Brown and those guys. They were all way outcast. They would have stood up to the Gestapo in 1941. Same thing.

Same thing. Seventy percent of physicians became Nazis. They were amongst the first group to become Nazis. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Look, we just saw it. We just lived it.

Learn. Don't do that again. Next time, do stand up. Yeah. I don't know what percentage of Californians stood up to lockdowns or whatever. I'd say about somewhere between 3% and 7%. At most. At most.

So I don't know where everyone was. And there were people like me, too, who were sort of maneuvering. I didn't really stand up to it. I sort of maneuvered with it. I'm not happy with my position until later. You shouldn't be happy. I know. But, I don't know, Byron can figure it out, because I brought it up a few times.

I know. But I don't know. Byron can figure it out. So I brought it up a few times. But, you know, we had in Los Angeles a freedom rally in, you know, 2021 or showed up. You know, three years earlier, we had a woman's march and a million people showed up and they didn't even know what the fucking cause was. Right. So don't fucking give me that shit where you're all revisionist with your history about what you would have done. Fuck that. Well. Jesus Christ. Part of the problem, part of the overall problem is in general people, and this transcends, you know, Nazism or COVIDism or whatever, freedom of speech or whatever it is, or the civil rights movement. People are not nearly hard enough on themselves.

Right. People are not nearly hard enough on themselves. You're right. And they have some sort of bizarre revisionist approach to life where it's like, well, here's what happened, but there's nothing. I tried to help, but I couldn't. You did nothing. You were a coward. It reminds me of the peep after you chased down that robber that stole that woman's purse.

And everyone stepped in and talked about what they did, but no one mentioned you? That's a very good point, which is I heard a woman screaming for help at 9.30 at night. It wasn't late night, but it had been dark for a few hours. I ran down the stairs of my apartment building sort of through this hedgerow, long sort of narrow corridors, a sort of apartment on the left, apartment units on the left, and then this 10, 20-foot-high hedgerow on the right. So I was just sort of running blindly out toward the sidewalk or the street where I heard the woman yelling, but I didn't know what was out there or why she was yelling. I mean, I assumed she was being assaulted or robbed or something, but she was yelling for sort of general help. There could have been a dog out there and there could have been a guy with a gun.

He could have just shot me when I showed up, but he had just taken off, and I chased him down the street, and it was kind of gaining on him, actually. And, you know, his partner was in an old Mazda RX-7 and was trying to sort of snatch him up. He was running, he was driving along the street the same direction we were going, a little bit ahead of us, kind of trying to scoop him up. Yeah, yeah. Because I think the plan is one guy drives, the other guy jumps out of the car, grabs a purse, and jumps back into the car. But then when I showed up, they got screwed up.

Yeah. And so he kept kind of swerving in. But I was too close to him for him to, like, stop and get him into the car. And then after a block and a half or something, the guy just threw down the purse and the attache case or whatever he stole and it dropped on the ground. And then I started to pick it up. pick it up um and then the woman who was robbed was sort of trailing behind us you know kind of walking our our direction when she what happened you know and uh yeah there's a few interesting moments from that her reaction was odd she just showed up she just showed up and in her in her purse or her briefcase was like open and stuff was sort of scattered about.

And she showed up and I sort of looked up and I said, well, you know, he dropped the suitcase. It looks like we got your stuff or the briefcase or the purse, whatever. And she stopped. She like looked around for a minute. She goes like, where's my wallet? And I go, i don't know maybe it's scattered around because he sort of dropped it and sort of popped open you know and stuff kind of spread out a little bit and it was dark i said maybe it's around here somewhere she's

like oh god damn i just took 200 out of the atm god damn it she was just pissed off like walking around no thank you just no she never said she ever said anything she was worried about her money two hundred dollars you know and then that explains why they targeted her by the way and then the the neighbors uh all started to file out slowly you know into the street um because they'd heard the commotion you know it was all apartment buildings yeah you know santa monica does she keep yelling help as you were chasing her because they'd heard the commotion. It was all apartment buildings, Santa Monica. Did she keep yelling help as you were chasing her? I'm just wondering how they just heard her initial commotion.

I mean, she yelled help probably a couple of times. And it's a quiet street in Santa Monica. Okay, got it. Weeknight, nobody around. Santa Monica, wow. Yeah, 14th Street. I never knew you lived in Santa Monica. That's what I'm wondering about.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you what happened. So I ran, and we were trying to gather up her belongings and stuff like that. And I don't know if she yelled help as I was chasing the guy, because she probably had so much adrenaline going, I wasn't really paying attention at that point yeah and uh then the neighbors came out then everyone sort of gathered around and then there was a lot of like are you okay kind of stuff for her you know and then uh and at some point they like brought her inside like do you want some tea dear like you need to whatever so one of the neighbors sort, brought her inside. Like, do you want some tea, dear? Like, do you need to, whatever.

So one of the neighbors sort of brought her. She was a very attractive blonde woman, young. And then they. They're looking for reasons to bring her inside. Yeah. You should lose your blouse. You're hyperventilating. She was good-looking blonde.

And then the cops showed up. And uh and then the cop showed up and there was by the time the cop showed up there's a sizable group sort of standing out here yeah and then what you were referring to is you know the cops you know what what went on here and it's like well we we heard this woman screaming so we all ran out and we chased this guy And we got her stuff back. And, you know, the cop was like, good work. And she went in one of the units, like, to calm herself down or have some coffee or talk to the cops. The crowd had sort of finished patting themselves on the back. And I just walked back to my unit and went back to my crappy apartment and watched some TV. And I sort of half thought that there'd be some note

on the mailbox or something the next day because the apartment only had six units in it. So there wasn't 48 units. There was only a hand you know for the people were you know elderly women you know there wasn't she knew the apartment i lived in or she at least knew from whence i came did she live on your street yeah she apparently lived i mean i'm assuming all this, in like the next apartment building because she was, you know, getting out of her car type of thing, standing out there

when she was assaulted. How old were you at this point? I was probably, how old are you, Byron? Let's see. 29 as of today. Oh, today. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. let's see 29 as of today oh today birthday happy birthday um i was probably 20

it's probably 27 and changed because i think i was beating down you or your male brain didn't have you sort of going over and going hey last night we had an experience sorry i i was um you were too beaten down to even do that I could have been 28 probably 27 and some change I was totally single I had really nothing going on just kind of swinging a hammer

driving a Zuzu Trooper around with a lumber in the back I had nothing but I was single for sure she was good looking and like blonde. And she lived right in there somewhere. She was on my side of the street and she was right by the opening of my apartment building. So she couldn't have been far. And so I sort of half waited for some knock on the door or note or some general, you know,

one of those notes by the community mailbox that said, looking for brave stranger, you know what I mean, who probably resides in this building. Never heard a word, never been discussed. To this day, I have no idea. I mean, that person must, you know, they reside in Los Angeles or they resided in Los Angeles for a period of time. I've told the story before. Never seemed to get back to her or anything.

I've never heard a word about who this person was. A woman who had her belongings stolen after a $200 ATM withdrawal in 19, what, 91? Yeah, 91, 92. Could have been in there, 14th Street, Santa Monica. Anyone knows anyone who fits that awful wheelchair? Let us know. Yeah, let us know. And it must have –

Send it to Byron at Adam Carolla. It must – I mean, it must be – It's a happy birthday. It must be stuck in her mind because you don't get traumatized that way. You would think. You would think. Again, but there is a – we have often talked about – oh, I had an interesting experience. Oh, well, no. There's one other part.

When she showed up after I chased a guy and he dropped everything, She showed up after I chased a guy and he dropped everything. When he showed up, she was yelling that she didn't have her wallet or her change book or her purse or something that had her money in it. And then she was pissed or upset, like, oh, man, I just went to the ATM. Like, God damn it. And all that. And then at some point when we were trying to, you know, I was over here kind of gathering up some of her stuff. And then she was like over there gathering up some stuff.

And she went to the street, you know, from the curb. And then she did find her wallet. And then she announced to me, I found it. I found it. I found it. But it had nothing to do with me at that point. She had done all the work and found her wallet. And then she was like, oh, God, thank God I found it. I've succeeded. I've succeeded.

I found this wallet. I mean, if it had been a homely chick, I probably would have got a blowjob. But she was hot. It's an interesting topic that you guys, you and I have addressed over the years, which is what it is to be a very attractive young female. The celebrity status. Yeah, she's used to guys doing shit for her. And I have found that,

I had a conversation, I was at a RFK Junior thing that day, and there was a really young couple there, I guess, these are all billionaire people that were at this thing and um and they were very attractive couple very nice young people and i had a nice conversation with them and and the the wife goes you know how do you deal with with celebrity stuff people turning their heads i go you you must deal you must deal with some of that yeah and and uh and it was awkward. And I thought, usually in my experience, attractive women appreciate it when you just speak honestly about what they're contending with.

Haven't you found that? Yeah, I guess. Yeah. But sometimes it affects their personality. And that's what you're talking about here. She was probably used to guys doing things for her, strangers maybe, and did not feel compelled to thank me or track me down or give me a reward of some kind or something.

That is ultimate celebrity. Oh, yeah, much bigger than any kind of Hollywood celebrity I could ever suggest. So that was that. Right. And, you know, people, I think, question me sometimes. But I'm like, look, if I hear some woman screaming, I will run toward where she's screaming. Towards the – I didn't go in the apartment and call 911.

I went toward wherever she was screaming. I'm not even – I mean, I'm not that virtuous or brave. I just have low self-esteem. If someone is screaming, I'll go toward the direction the person is screaming. All right. Sorry. All right. Adam got mad at me last time I talked about the wellness company and their medical emergency kit because I'm such an enthusiast. 90% of pharmaceuticals are produced outside the U.S.

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wait until you need it. Take control of your health today with the Wellness Company's medical emergency kit. So I lost sleep last night. Something is accumulating in my head about just the awfulness that's flying around these days. I think I've forwarded to you or Emmy or somebody or maybe to Chris, Chris maybe, a thread by the guy you have on ACS today, the guy that does the reporting on the LA Times from 22. I'm sure you've seen it. I just sent it out long anyway just in case. I found it so disturbing. And then I started looking at what's happening to Jordan Peterson.

He has to go to re-education camp or he's going to lose his license. And it looks like he's going to lose his license. And then I started thinking about Brett Weinstein and all the shit he's taking for just being a scientist. And what got me, you see if this has something real in it. The woman that the, all right, so those of you who don't know, the LA Times was bought by a billionaire here in Los Angeles. The LA Times was already a shit rag, but it just gone into the, just become ridiculous. And this guy chronicles how it's the work of this billionaire's daughter, okay? This guy chronicles how it's the work of this billionaire's daughter.

And that's one thing for a billionaire to use his daughter, allow his daughter to use this thing as her toy. That's his prerogative. But what bothered me was this woman is like really smart and really her training. The daughter. The daughter at Stanford and at Oxford, but all these obscure areas. And I thought, oh, my God, she is being indoctrinated into these very obscure models for how economy should work. And then she's trying to impose that on everybody in the United States.

And I just thought, oh, my God, these people are so dangerous. They're so dangerous when they're like extremely well-conceived machines that are then turned on the wrong targets or something. I think you're right in that we have not formally labeled these people dangerous. What we've done is we go, well, they're misguided. Their heart's in the right place, quiet. They mean well. They want the environment to be well,

and they want the homeless people to be treated with dignity, you know, and they want a social welfare system that takes care of all, and they want top-notch medical. And so we've always kind of approached these people, whether they're in charge of the LA Times or politicians or just folks on Twitter, is these sort of well-intentioned, good people who just didn't get the results that they wanted, but they wanted this. You know what I mean? But they got to be, they got to fall under the heading of he's not, you know, they're not bad, they're good people, they're well-intentioned,

they're just sort of picking the wrong route for this problem, right? Now just hear me out. this problem right now just hear me out i think you're right now that they have to start being labeled as dangerous because their thing is like look we don't want this big police presence in the metro system intimidating travelers of black and brown you know descent we'll have community ambassadors like safety ambassadors uh with nothing but an orange vest being there and then you get the shit beat out of you and so they're like well you know here's what we wanted no no somebody got their brains kicked in right so you are dangerous yes this is dangerous. I'm going to read it for us. I was going to go on top. Not only that, but. If I said, you know, my wife, she's really compassionate and she really cares, you know, about the people.

And so she's letting, there's a homeless guy named Tommy and she's brought him into the house and she's letting him sleep on the couch and she wants him treated with dignity and blah blah but then that guy raped my daughter then her ideas are dangerous it's not that she's compassionate she's dangerous and i think whether it's the defund the police or the sort of open the borders like hey everyone needs to be treated with dignity yeah we have al-qaeda members coming across the border planning their next fucking domestic attack. Your ideas are dangerous and need to be labeled as dangerous. Well, I have gone further when it

comes to the people that are getting in the way of treating the homeless and properly managing them. Yes, you're killing homeless people. You are negligent manslaughter. Right. Negligent murder. That's what I'm saying. I've said it straight. You're murderers. You're murderers. You're murdering people directly. Your policies, your decisions, they're negligent, yes, but they are absolutely there.

You are murderers. Let's call it what it is. Yes. That's what it is. Yeah. So I think our problem in the past has always been like, oh, she means well, and her heart's in the right place. I don't think the policy's good, but she...

No, no, you're now getting people killed. Look, Black Lives Matter, defund the police. There's a body count to that idea, and that's on you guys. And I don't know what greater description of dangerous than a body count. There you go. And there's your cockamamie ideas about the homeless community being treated with dignity and there's a body count attached to

that there will be a body count with the border stuff too it's just a matter of when and how much yeah wouldn't some mall just gets fucking shot up by terrorists yeah yeah all right i was uh fucking shot up by terrorists. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I was just writing this down, and it was kind of funny. Whenever they give this speech about anti-Semitism, anti-Semitism on the rise, and then they always go, and Islamophobia, they have to say it.

Right? They have to say it. Right. The same breath. They have to say it. Right? They have to say it. Right? The same breath. They have to say it in the same breath. And it's almost like saying, you know, we have a problem with African-American men punching out people on the sidewalk. And also the Asians. You know what I mean?

It's like, really? You want to connect those two? But it's always funny when the next, they go they go the big problem is anti-semitism and islamophobia today in new york city uh a bunch of palestinian protesters beat the shit out of some jews you know and then but there's no other story going the other way which is that's the whole grift you know what i mean oh yeah every story journalism grift right that's that that's the whole grift. Do you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Every story. That's journalism grift. Right. That's, this is the stuff I was at night obsessing about.

But also, you think about, you think about this. There's all the, it's interesting. You know, there's a word for anti-black or anti-Jewish or anti, there's a word for everything. There's no really anti-white word. They don't really have a title. And the other thing that's interesting is I was just writing it down and I was looking at it. Anti-Semitism, so you're against the Jews.

Islamophobia. Phobia is irrational. We need Semitophobia. See how they do it? Yes. One is against the Jews. The how they do it? Yes. One is against the Jews. The other is, you guys are nuts.

So the group that is causing all the destruction, Islam, will put the word phobia after it and make us all sound like loons for thinking that they do what they do. Because phobia, if you look at phobia, it's the irrational fear of something. Yeah, well, it should be, but it's been kind of adulterated by homophobia, where it means anything. I get it, but homophobia and Islamophobia, why isn't just anti-Islam or anti-gay?

It's phobia, which is a very interesting massaging of the language, which is, you guys are nuts for having thoughts about this. Because phobia is a diagnosable condition. Right. Which needs to be fixed. Yes. Well, Jordan Peterson's going to get it fixed. He's going to go re-education

camp. That's not been thought of since the Chinese Cultural Revolution by the communists. I don't... Which was one of the most darkest periods of history. People do not know that story. They don't know their history. Well, they don't know their history, but they don't know how it's repeating itself. Yeah. And they don't know what's happening to Peterson and they don't have a full grasp on Trudeau or Canada. I have been yelling about this for quite some time. I've been saying, look, Florida's over here and Texas is over there and California is over here.

And then the leader of the fudge pack is Canada. Canada is where California will, would like to be in about between five and seven years. Yeah. Okay. You have a guy in Trudeau who's as progressive as they come. Now, you know, I would say I'd give Trudeau a 10 on the progresso meter and I'd give Gavin Newsom an 8. And their plan is to rule and take shit away from those who disagree with them. Jordan Peterson is a well-respected psychologist

and doctor and on the board, the Canadian whatever, and taught at the university and everything. And he would not go along with the pronouns thing. That's how you get in trouble. So then they decided to destroy him, the government. The government of Canada is saying to this guy, you either go along with our craziness or we're going to strip you of your license. By the way, if you look at what he was saying at the very, very beginning when he took issue with this, it was probably 10 years ago, he said forced speech. I cannot abide by forced speech because that leads to re-education camps.

Yes. Now they want him to go to a re-education camp or they're going to strip his license. Yeah. I think you ought to go and take notes and bring back and report what it was like. By the way, the same group that talks about freedom all the time. Freedom and democracy and preserving it. I don't think – people are dumbos in that they fall into the trap of Trudeau like they do with news somewhere. They go, look at him. Look at him. He means well.

Look at that guy. Look at that hair. Come on now. The group you said that we always say intends to do well, why when you converse with them or take issue with them, why are they always so nasty and angry? Always. You can't have conversation because of the degree of hostility that comes your way. No, you comply, go to a re-education camp, or we will strip you of your license. What is that? I can't even figure that part out. It's just so odd to me and it comes in different flavors but it's always angry and hostile and intolerant yes there is a uh emmy or byron can find it but

there was a very nicely worded response from jordan peterson probably it's probably a week old um where he basically explained what they were trying to do and what he was going to do um it's just a statement released I think you guys will find it pretty well worded and pretty compelling um we'll do it on the next show he also did a video with his daughter last night where he talked about it. All this stuff cracks me up because it's like, I have the same relationship with women. They go, why do you want all this trouble? It's like, he doesn't want trouble.

He would like to go about his day. You then foist something on him. He then pushes back, and you want to know why he's starting trouble. Why don't you just wear the mask? Just stand six feet apart. What's the big deal? I know, because it doesn't back, and you want to know why he's starting trouble. Why don't you just wear the mask? Just stand six feet apart. What's the big deal?

I know, because it doesn't work, and I don't want to do things that don't work. You want to care about other people. I care. All right, I'm going to be in Las Vegas tonight. No, tomorrow night. Sorry, tomorrow night. Two shows at Jimmy's show, at Jimmy's Theater. It's a good club.

Comedy club. Yeah, it's a great club. By the valleys, kind of. Grand Junction, Colorado, M's Theater. Come on out. It's a good club. Comedy club. Yeah, it's a great club. By the Bally's kind of. Grand Junction, Colorado. Mesa Theater. Beautiful. Grand Junction's beautiful. That'll be Friday night, two shows. And then Estes Park, Colorado. Stanley Hotel. Beautiful.

Shining. Saturday, two shows. Naples, Florida, coming up off the hook. That'll be February 2nd and 3rd. Four shows. Just come on out. Say hi. Go to adamcrowroll.com for all the live shows. What do you got, Drew? Go to drdrew.com. Everything is there.

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