The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1842 Witchy Poo

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

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Nailed it. See you next Tuesday. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist, Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on the chest can remember that come down that drew reports of five sitting dick Specialist over there in Las Vegas City, man. Yeah, man. What's he thinking about? Well, do you want to finish our witchy poo conversation? I do have some of the stuff on to talk about while the boys maybe dig up some Barbara Ferrer and witchy poo pictures I'm just saying this.

Everyone hates me and my chick think. I do not apologize for it. I do not back down from it. Women in general are more safety oriented. Safety oriented when you start making policies can be real burdensome. Safety has to stop at a certain distance, you know what I mean? It can't just keep going. I just want to, can I just stop and remind everybody, because I keep bringing it up and I

want you to, I want, when everybody talks about safety, what I want you to think about immediately is the reign of terror and the French Revolution perpetrated by Robespierre, who is the president of the Committee for Public Safety. That was their mission, public safety. So think about that. Right. And remember, when you're asleep at 530 in the morning and the streets are quiet and you hear a truck backing up, andet, neet, neet, neet, and waking you up, that's safety.

That just happened last night. No, I'll tell you what did happen. And it really, like, it's a weird, it's hard being me, Drew. I know, I'm born witness. And Emmy, there's two I favorited or I liked we used to just call it favorite tweet and then we had to switch it to like which I have no idea why but I liked a tweet that we've seen before which is the

woman who's now the CDC director because you can't replace a woman with a man and you can't replace a black with a white, you know, we have rules through. I know that. Yeah. I understand. Right. So it's just a coincidence that the most qualified person to run the CDC is another woman.

Interesting. Okay. Yeah. Mandy Cohen, she's bragging to her friends about getting on the phone with her about getting on the phone with her friends in New England or something, going, hey, should we cancel football or not? I don't know, what do you wanna do? Yeah, let's do it.

Eh! Do you want more of that? Because that's what we signed up for. That's what I'm saying. It's a great clip we'll play for. I don't know what she was doing in this capacity, but she now heads up the CDC. So I would call, probably the person I called most

was the Secretary of Health and Human Services in Massachusetts. She worked for a Republican governor just to, but when she was like, are you gonna let them have professional football? And I was like, nope. And she's like, okay, neither are we, neither are we. So, you know, it was like conversations like that.

Now this bitch is gonna run the, this bitch is gonna run the CDC. So there you go. Now, would you like me to listen to the CDC? Yeah. I don't think so. Michelle Walensky lied badly. And now we have this person that thinks it's funny to shut down an industry. Yeah. With her friend on the phone. Yeah. Okay. That's not okay with me. I, it's apparently okay with throngs of society, but

I do not understand that one. It literally, I get what's something called globus. I get like a fist in my neck, like a fist here when I see it. It's like, it's gross. Yeah. It makes me angry, anxious, helpless all at once. Yeah. Yeah, but Drew, remember this is how we evolve. This is considered evolved. Remember we need more women in positions of power.

Remember that? Yeah. You were on board with that. We did it. I guess we never thought about what comes next. No, just like defund the police. We didn't really think about what happens after that. Yeah.

Yeah. Again, globus for me, like a little fist in my nook. So are we gonna do the witchy poo thing? I have another topic I wanna bring up. I got something I wanna get into too. Yeah, they're gonna figure out witchy poo. All right. And Barbara Ferrer.

Here we go. Fucking bitch. Oh. That's not the best witchy poo picture, but it speaks volumes about what's going on here. Yeah. But look, I would rather have had witchy poo guide Los Angeles during COVID than Barbara Ferrer, who's not a doctor. Yeah.

Jesus fucking Christ. So there's this real, it's a plague of incompetency. We're taking people based on their gender, based on their race, based on their sexual proclivities and we're just shoving them to the front of the line, and every once in a while shit happens and then we need someone competent, but they're not it. Also we have totally adulterated the term doctor so she's putting in well she's putting at the charge of a medical system because there's a doctor in front of her name and people don't understand what that means. Well Dr. Jill Biden knows what it means. Right Dr. Binnie Boone-Bots does too. So let me just tell you what makes it hard to be me.

Okay. And what really like, just, I really don't understand, and I don't understand, I don't understand certain policies and, like I said, you know, the red turn arrow at two in the morning and there's no cars anywhere and you're just, the red turn arrow at two in the morning and there's no cars anywhere and you're just, the light is green and you're just sitting there

with the red arrow. Like I have no idea why as a society we have that. You know what I mean? Like why, why doesn't it blink? Yeah. It's funny in Vegas, in Vegas, they have long red turn arrows, but when you get to Henderson, they blink.

Blink yellow, like a blink yellow. Yeah, yeah. So somebody in Henderson went, well, this seems dumb to sit at a light that you could turn on, so why don't we just make them blink? Now what I enjoy is Las Vegas hasn't figured that out. But okay, but Pasadena, where you're from, does have blinkers. Yep, we do. But Los Angeles

and Hollywood and Culver City do not. That's just flat red. Yeah. It's insane that we do this. Okay, so I'm in Malibu the other day and it's about 5 30 in the morning. I went to bed a little bit late and went to bed at like 1, 1.30. It's like 530 in the morning and there's a fire station that's up the street only, only, I'd say less than half a mile up the street on PCH and they're constantly rolling on stuff because PCH and I don't know, fucking bums, light themselves on fire, guy got in a moped accident or whatever, they're constantly rolling on stuff.

And they get into that truck, and I'm not even talking about the fire truck, but like sort of the utility truck or the ambulance thing or whatever they, whatever they drove on the show, emergency, paramedics truck, right? Yeah, paramedics truck. And they get on that thing and they go right down an empty PCH, just an empty PCH at 530 in the morning with the lights rolling, with the lights rolling, and then they hit the siren.

Of course. Woo, woo, woo, and then I just get up out of bed, right? And then I look out the window and I see a completely empty PCH, dark outside, and this guy going right down the middle of PCH, dark outside, and this guy going right down the middle of PCH waking up every motherfucker who lives on either side of PCH and up the hill from PCH. And there's nobody on PCH and it's dark and you have the lights, lights are rolling who are we alerting yeah to this me yeah for sure but i'm sleeping i was why why are we doing this so emmy is there an email

address firemen can send the explanations to us like so we can help pull this together and see if there is an explanation yes please send any emails of the questions of Adam Kroll.com questions Listen, right the lights the rollers. They're not hooked up to the siren. I know I get it They're two different switches. You got a flick both of them Is there somebody that is not aware with the roller lights in the dark on an empty PCH, who is it that you're alerting to? And I would also argue cars are well insulated now and soundproofed and no one drives, you know, when we were kids people drive the window down holding the cigarette out the window, you know what I mean?

They're all buttoned up now and they have 18 speakers and people are listening to the surround sound shit Right. Yeah But I'll tell you what has moved pretty pretty far forward with automobiles mirrors Mmm outside mirrors inside mirrors rear-view mirrors. You see it. You see that guy coming Yeah now you don't hear them,, you see it. You see that guy coming now. You don't hear him, but you see him. In the past you may have heard him and not seen him. Yes, so I'm gonna bet, just because it's nonsensical, that there's some sort of either policy or law that when they are going to speed, which is what he's

probably aiming to do, they're required day or night to turn the siren on. I am sure of it. Now, guess who would never do that in 10,000 years if I was on that paramedic truck? That's true, that's true. I would drive across and choke the guy who put the fucking siren on. Yeah. I know that about you.

I would never... That's what makes it hard to be you, my friend. I would never... That's what makes it hard to be you, my friend. That's what makes it tough. It's the middle of the night. It's also funny because, it's funny because the firemen make $63,000 a year. The average home, the average home on the water side

of PCH is $27.4 million. I mean, that's just the average. There's some that are 50 or 60, and then there's some shacks that are like 13 million or something. But I'll go the average about 25 million, without exaggeration. So 25 million. Oh, by the way, Drew, I know all the guys who live on the water side are really worried

about the globe and all the global warming and seas. The seas rising. Yes, yes. But they still pay an extra 20 million to live closer to the rising sea. Right. You would think. You can live on the other side. The price goes. Markets are perfectly efficient, right? If there,

if there were something happening, the price would drop, but it keeps going up. The price goes from 25 million on the ocean side. Yeah. 60 feet behind that if you want to cross the street, 3.8. Yeah. Average, maybe street, 3.8. Yeah. Average, maybe a little lower. Also with shitty apartments in some spots. You've shown me the pictures.

I've showed you the pictures, right. So there's a shit box apartment on one side of PCH and there's a $60 million home on the other. But when those seas rise, Drew, they're gonna be begging to get into those apartments. there's a $60 million home on the other. But when those seas rise, Drew, they're gonna be begging to get into those apartments. Does anyone ever contemplate the fact that all the people that are talking about seas rising and polar caps melting are the ones

who purchased the $60 million homes that are right against the side of the ocean? Right. And many of those houses are from the 50s. Now they tear them down and they rebuild them. They don't rebuild them, they tear them down and they build a new home there. To the tune of $15 million more.

They buy the lot for fourteen million dollars the house for fourteen million dollars to take a bulldozer to it Yeah, yeah, and then they put another 20 into the bill. Yeah. Yeah, that's how they that's how they were worried Yeah, but they're worried about the sea the rising of the sea That's okay. All right. Hey, I want to tell you about something. I've got a product that might be very useful. It's called Sugar Shift Probiotic by BiotiQuest. Navigating the probiotic landscape can be difficult, overwhelming. BiotiQuest Sugar Shift makes it easy.

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and they made everyone spread out six feet for this eulogy, and the guy started with the eulogy and I guess a couple of guys that saw maybe the grieving widow sitting alone slid their chairs in to comfort this person and immediately the security guy seized on him and told him to spread it back out. Oh my God, it's awful. It's not any of their fault though Drew,

it's all our fault. It's all our fault. I agree. I totally agree. Everyone but me. And by the way, if you didn't know. But everyone but me. That's true. Yeah, go ahead. Not with you. But if, and by the way, I wasn't saying you were wrong, I wasn't just saying it with the clarity that you were. And you got on board. I was. I was. Yeah, it did take me a minute. And just you if you do not know that six feet was literally invented out of thin air, then you're not informed. You don't understand

what's going on in the world. It was invented. Oh, this is sad. Yeah. Oh, my God, you got to turn it up a little. There is sound. There is sound. I don't think there's sound on them. No, there is sound with it. Well, you get the deal here. Yeah. This is, strong man comes in to separate everybody.

It's pathetic. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe get out of some popcorn or chips and you can lower your mask. It's like, come on. Listen. Look at that room.

That is a virus that goes 30 to 60 feet. And no one is even wearing a mask that would be effective even in preventing that. Yeah, well, listen. All right, I wanna tell you something else. Go ahead. I wanna get deeper into Trump. Hold on, I did wanna say one thing.

And this is all anyone needs to know All right Everyone listen to me. Everyone listen to me. I've said it before but I said it and made people think is there a person That told us this disease was deadly That died Anderson Cooper Don Lemon., Rachel Maddow, the elderly president of the United States, the vice president, anybody on CNN, anybody, anyone on MSNBC, anyone who works for the Los Angeles Times or New York Times, anybody, is there Governor Cuomo or Mayor Cuomo or Mayor Garcetti or Gavin Newsom, or Barbara Ferrer, or anybody,

any of the school teachers or the unions, is there anybody who told us this thing was deadly who's dead? And if the answer is no, then it doesn't really exist, at least not nearly to the levels that you said it existed. Because if nobody who reported this thing, this is hundreds and thousands of faces, is Barbara Ferrer dead? Is Rochelle Walensky dead?

Or is anybody dead? What about Fauci? He's old. Jill Biden, anybody? Is anybody dead? If the answer is no, then it's not a thing. Everybody. That's how you get to be an expert. You don't have to look at actuarial tables or charts or statistics or data. Just ask this question. Everybody you saw on TV telling you how dangerous this was, are any of them dead? Remember the bitch from CNN that was going over all the elderly people

who died in a Florida home, you know, he loved making balloon art and chicken proper kosh. Okay, is she dead? Who's dead? Nobody? Well, then it doesn't really exist. How about the deuce from SoFi Stadium? Russ? How about him? How about anyone who was at the SoFi Stadium? How about Magic Johnson? How about it?

Anybody? Nobody? Oh. Well, maybe it's not a thing. Hmm. Is that a possibility? Yeah, nobody. CNN should have just taken out Anderson Cooper. CNN should just killed Anderson Cooper and said he was claimed by COVID. And then I then I

would have I tend to listen just a little bit. I see just to get people's attention. Yeah. So you thought just so we thought you guys weren't lying for three years. Nobody, but nobody got it. Nobody got it. Okay. Okay. All right. So I want your thoughts on Trump derangement because it's becoming increasingly apparent to me that the people that have the most severe Trump derangement. There's two qualities. One is projection.

In other words, anything I have done or will do or have as an impulse in my heart, I see in him and it makes me want to destroy it because I don't like it in me. Or, and or, somebody who has somebody who has severe, severe narcissism, like severe. The more narcissistic, the more grandiose, the more threatening Trump becomes to them or something. Do you see it that way too? It's odd to us because he's, we're sort of neutral, like, yeah, yeah, I like his policy or don't like his policy, and yeah, he's a blowhard, but so what? You know, but, and these people are just having, they're just overtaken by hatred and fear and all kinds of crazy feelings about this man that I, you know, I don't get it.

I mean, I think it's maybe a two or three part system. Narcissism helps. Narcissism is sort of the base soil, the soil, I was gonna say like the broth, you know what I mean? Like in a soup, you know what I mean? It's like, there's a- The broth! Well, there's 10 different kinds of stews and soups or a hundred different kinds of stews and soups,

but there's a base to it, you know, sort of base broth. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not a cream broth, it's a base broth, it's a broth base. Yeah, I'm just saying it's an essential beginning component of Trump Derangement Syndrome is narcissism, right? Yeah, yeah. Then there's probably just in general

sort of emotional thinkers, the people that get agitated and go, what's going on? You know, the people the, the people, I'm always, I don't know why I'm obsessed with the people where like, when they're arguing with that Asian doctor guy five years ago to get off the airplane and they're there for half an hour arguing with the guy. And then at some point they physically remove them. And then you hear some bitch scream, what's happening? Like, you don't know what's happening?

You of all people, of all people trapped on this airplane and listening to TSA guys argue with this guy to leave for 40 minutes, you're the one who yells what's happening out loud. I should be yelling what's happening. I'm not on the plane. You're on the plane. You do not know what's happening. I'm not on the plane. You're on the plane. You do not know what is happening.

There are hysterics. So, narcissist, helpful, very helpful, hysteric, a little bit of hysteric. I agree with that wholeheartedly. I always thought that was the whole thing, by the way. Then a kind of a willful lack of curiosity. That's an interesting element. I thought about that. Let's be honest here. Okay, so you know everything about the time he was at Arlington and took a piss on the grave of the unknown soldier

or said to some unidentified person that these guys are losers because they're dead. Like that's confirmed with you. Or he was in the back of the limo and he lunged for the driver to try to grab the steering wheel to steer it back toward the Capitol. Even though that was just told to us by 30 30-year-old bitch who wasn't in the limo and has no fucking idea what was there except for the guys who were in the limo said it didn't happen except

for you don't want to hear their testimony. And look, there's a glass divider between the back of the limo and the front of the limo but this you know about all this right you know all about this but what do you know about the Abraham Accords nothing okay what do you know about him moving the embassy in Israel you know nothing no and so nothing about tariffs nothing about any of the financials of you so you know how about the fact that he wanted to make, he passed a bill that says, look, if you're terminal, use whatever drug you want. I don't care if it's experimental or not,

you're gonna die in six weeks. You get to try shit. All right, so you don't know anything about that, but you do know about him lunging to the driver and trying to grab the wheel, which didn't happen. But then you weren't aware of the fact that that was given as testimony to the January 6 committee and they threw it out. So that's what you know.

Did they throw it out? I thought they were. I thought they were still throwing them, pulling the wagons around her. But she knows something. She who is not in the limo knows something that didn't happen. Let's also really think about it.

They threw out the drivers testimony. Oh, they did? Yeah. But physically, how would it work if Trump lunged forward to grab the steering wheel? How about the driver just apply the brake? Right. Anyone think of that? Right. No, you would have to drive him to the Capitol and then what happened?

He he grabbed the wheel or he tried to choke the guy or what what exactly happened? Alright, so you guys have ten cent heads. You're not thinking these things through you know what I mean? And it's willful. It's willful, but that's the hysterics, right? Isn't that just all hysterics? It's it's a part of it is in you know an intellectual capacity like and not always but but often Like don't do you want to know what happened or do you want to make up in your head? What happened right? That's right, and and if you'd like to make up in your head What happened and then that's fine, but that's not what happened. So now you're living in a sort of a zone, a kind of a gray area where

you're not quite involved with reality. You know what I mean? But that's good for you or you like it that way? Yeah. I mean, I, Drew, how many conversations with women do you have where they go, and he said, and then she said, and I go, he never said that, and that's not how it happened. Oh, yes it is, you know. Sometimes they look it up and then they just come back and go, all right, he didn't say, you know, what it was. But I mean, it's like-

Are you there or they just let it go? Mostly let it go. Sometimes they think they're right and they look it up, but, and then they don't say anything. But the point is you're now living in some version of reality. So you're living, your reality is, is that Trump tried to dive through the divider window

of the limo and steer the thing toward the thing. Okay, now you can go, well, that's not that big a deal. Like, so what? Maybe I have thoughts about Rumpelstiltskin. Or something, you know what I mean? That aren't true. And what I'm saying to those who do that is, is look, it's not about that event.

You're just willing to believe things that didn't happen and you're willing to do it early and often. Right. And then at some point that makes you an inaccurate person. So it's an emotional bias. Yeah. I think that's sort of what we're saying. You bias towards emotion away from intellect.

Yeah, I think that's accurate. Right. So that's where, but maybe it's a little bully-a-base of three or four components. I think it's probably, and that's true, and it's probably different things in different people, right? You know, like like like uh, uh, what's robert de niro? That's that's a personality style And and you know who reminds me of more than anybody else donald trump So the more like donald trump you are the more you hate the guy

It seems like yeah, which is weird and also the more your impulses are like his, the more you hate the guy. Yeah. Which is weird, isn't it? I don't know, I don't know, maybe, I don't know that I react to people that way. I just think in general, I find myself in general just sort of detuned and everyone else is tuned up all the time and they're like, we gotta do this and we're gonna do that. And I'm always just going, really? I don't know. Do you really want to do that? Or do we have to do it? Or we gotta do? You know, there's a lot of- Hysterics. That's hysterics again. That's hysterics. Yeah. By the way, remember what that French psychoanalyst said that I thought was so clear. He said, when every here a narcissist say you are here, I am.

Right. Right. Yeah. It's an interesting time, not a good time. And someone's going to have to try to unring this bell a little bit because people are getting too far off the reservation and our thoughts about the news, reeling it in a little bit, I don't think they learned a lesson. No, listen, just look at Don Lemma's behavior on X. He thinks he's in the right.

That's, wow, that was shocking to me. Yeah, but look what they just did with Bloodbath. They all just- Well, but now we're just did with bloodbath. They all just well But but now we're making it we're mocking it. No, that's my point They didn't learn they get drawn in they get suckered in then they get duped and then they get and then they get goofed on But but why should we expect it to be different? You know, it's how they've done it. They've been doing a long time They're self-righteous about it. They've been doing it a long time.

They're self-righteous about it. They're the good guys. It's just gonna keep happening. And we just gotta keep making fun of them. Well, that's the new world order. All right, West Palm Beach doing stand-up tomorrow and Saturday, one show each day. That's at the Kennel Club.

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