The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1852 No Charisma

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

To wrap the week up, Maxipada joins Adam, Dr. Drew, and Ami Horowitz, sharing some recent news stories, including Sunny Hostin's thoughts on the Solar Eclipse, Plus, Ami regales us with stories of his... mother, and gender dysphoria in Utah, and Jim Carolla weighs in on Adam's grandma. Please Support Our Sponsors: Take charge at Biotiquest.com, with code DREW15

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Starting point is 00:01:22 So go listen to the Bitch Bible Podcasts available wherever you get your podcasts. You're welcome. Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist, Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew show. Yeah, get it on, got to get on that good. Dr. who's bored fertilizing, Dick Spector. Fertilizer. Dick Inspector. I heard Dick Inspector. Ami Horowitz is in the studio. He's a documentary filmmaker. He's got a bunch of stuff up on PragerU. It's short and it's sweet. It's to the point and I knew it complete. So check that out. And I love
Starting point is 00:02:13 PragerU. You go to PragerU.com. I love it. I love it when the left goes. They're not a real university. They don't claim to be that.'re not accredited I always love you know My favorite thing or what the left does is when they do got you. Oh, we got you. We got you They don't really they don't have basketball team They're not claiming to be a university. They're not the BCS this year It's so I love when they do the we got them now All right, Chris Maxx, Patt studio's got some information some stories for us. Yeah info some black information In this case, yes, you alluded to a last episode
Starting point is 00:02:55 It was gonna be my opening story, but Sonny Haas and on the view So first off did you guys enjoy the solar eclipse earlier this week? I didn't notice my mom. Okay. This is not a joke. The whole life has been changing recently. It's been weird. But yes, my, my mom and your mom, Adam were very different. My mom called me and she said, Ami, don't stare directly at the eclipse. That is really good information, mom. Thank you. Because that's what I was planning on doing. Yeah, that is interesting.
Starting point is 00:03:29 I don't know if she's telling you not to do that or she's just kind of telling you she's there. She's nervous. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like there's a kind of a mom move, which I never experienced, but I like it. But it's like you could come home and you could go,
Starting point is 00:03:44 oh, I just was out to dinner with my friends and we really put the feed bag on and they'd go Would you want something to eat? I could fix you something to eat and then you go not just eight ma But they don't really mean they're gonna make you something they want to put it out there that they they will take care of you One time me and Adam went for dinner And my mom waited for me to pick me up and take me home Waiting with her boyfriend in the car. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:10 I'm so ashamed for you. I love it. Yeah. Well, she knew I was gonna be drinking, sorry. That's nice. Who did we have? We had somebody else that was, we know that mom was very much that way about him.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I can't remember who it was But it's not a she was she that way when you were a little kid now See I was gonna say that's where the damage gets done, right? Yeah, I got a kindergarten age That's how to how to create a narcissism right there. No, actually the I did exactly what I did She yeah did anything I wanted to do they weren't now Just caring when it matters. Mm-hmm. So and they weren't, no, no, it wasn't like that at all. Just caring when it matters. So. When he's 30 years old.
Starting point is 00:04:46 So we have the solar eclipse this week. There's earthquakes happening. The cicadas are coming out. Oh, cicadas. Yeah, the locusts. Yeah, so Sunny Huston was on The View when she was relating all three of those to climate change, basically the rapture, to climate change.
Starting point is 00:05:04 And it was such a bad take that Joy and Whoopi are trying to stop her. But here's the clip. Leaving, we've got a solar eclipse. We've got the earthquake. She ran down the hallway. The rapture is here. The rapture is here.
Starting point is 00:05:19 And then also I learned that cicadas are coming. Cicadas. Cicadas for the first time in like 100 years. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, this is what I read. There's two different kinds of cicadas coming. Yes, two different times are coming. The good cicadas and the bad cicadas.
Starting point is 00:05:35 But for the first time. All right, hold on, just stop for a second. First things first, they never stop yammering. Do you know what I mean? It's really, you can't form a thought because they're just kind of, you know, in the side, you know what I mean? It's really, you can't form a thought because they're just kind of, you know, in the side. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:05:49 It bothers me as a broadcaster, and Drew, you know, fucking drives me nuts, but if you just replay that, they're all just sort of yammering. On top of each other, yeah. Which makes for horrible TV. Like, I don't know what she's trying to express because they're all simultaneously
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yammering it's like it's like it's like walking into a pet store Chirping and chiming and puppies barking and sound The fuck's going on it just smells like shit just smells like shit. Pet store. That's what it's like. At a mall in the 70s. The view, oh my God. But what is she doing with her,
Starting point is 00:06:30 like a weird accent or something she was doing? Did you notice that? The cicada. But not just the cicada, there was before that, I was like, what, Sonny, you're a lawyer, dude. What happened here? All right, well, that's just polite. Too much time at the pet store.
Starting point is 00:06:42 This is what I read. There's two different kinds of second times times are coming The beds now for the first time in many many years now every 17 years this happens Well, that's not what I read but maybe you know Maybe you know better. I in a way all those things together What maybe lead one to believe that you know, either climate change exists, that's more the point, or something is returning. That's quite so not at the mercy of climate change. It's on the ground.
Starting point is 00:07:12 It happens and the eclipse, they've known about the eclipse coming because eclipses happen. Yeah. She's gonna have to show me her work on that one. Yeah, I know. It didn't all follow even like she's not even building a case for climate change. She just sort of she had the punchline She was building a case for the rapture and then flipped it over to climate change Well, it's a purge of feelings. Yeah, things are happening. It's right up there with my my absolute favorite Person on the planet is when they had the world's worst Asian
Starting point is 00:07:47 doctor on that flight like ten years ago and like there's TSA guys standing in front of that person for 45 minutes gone you either get up and you walk off of this plane or we will physically remove you from this airplane and it had to be going on for a long period of time. And about the 35th time the world's worst Asian doctor said no, they went, okay, and they grabbed him and they started to wrestle him onto his feet. And you heard a woman in the back yell, what's going on? Nobody on the planet knows what's going on better than you in row 18, seat C, right?
Starting point is 00:08:28 You've been to, I've had a front row seat to this for 45 minutes. You of all people should not, but they're just. Everyone in Terminal 3 knew what was going on. Right. They're just yelling what's going on. And that's kind of what they do with a lot of climate change and stuff. And what they try to do, it's what superstitious dumb people do is connect. Look, what is so different than when they had a solar eclipse, they'd throw someone in a volcano?
Starting point is 00:08:56 Same thing. Right. It's just like, well, I don't know what's causing this, but we've got to prevent it through taking a virgin and cutting her head off. That is so oddly true. It's the same impulse. It's a really good, yes, it is exactly the same impulse. That's nuts.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Something is happening, we can't control it, we're going to try to control it, we're going to try to make sense of, it's kind of up there with, and women do this a lot too, they get, they do a lot of like, oh, they knew what they were doing. It's like, you think they wanted to rear end this person in the prison? Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Like, that's a lot of like, they knew. Anyone who's spent a lot of time with the women
Starting point is 00:09:40 knows that there is no such thing as like, you know, a person. Something tells me you're gonna be spending less time with one another. No, I think you might be too, just because you were here. They got the theories, you know what I mean? That is true. And if somebody can't, you know, if they go like, oh, this person wanted to do this first,
Starting point is 00:09:58 and then that, and then they go, oh, they did it because they were jealous, and they didn't want, you know. Sometimes they make a point, but there's always a lot of grafting, you know, here's what you know I even like I said a million years ago when I was with Jimmy Kimmel and I ran in some old guy from the Acme Comedy Theatre and He said what are you up to and I said, oh, I'm doing a TV show now and he's like
Starting point is 00:10:21 Oh and noticed, you know, I'm doing on MTV and we're doing radio now. And he's like, oh, okay. As soon as we walked out of the place, Jimmy's like, oh, he knew, he knew. He didn't want to give you the satisfaction. And I'm like, I'll just take it at face value. He said he didn't, maybe he doesn't have cable. You know, oh, he knew, he knew.
Starting point is 00:10:38 So it's a kind of a chick-dot. Jimmy's probably right, but why speculate? You know, my thing is this is what they said, of a chick thought yeah Jimmy's probably right but why speculate you know my thing is this this is what they said so we should just take them at their at their word for it but there's a connection and the connection is something is happening and it can't just happen I have to control it or connect it it's where conspiracy theories come from and a way to control it is to connect it. Yeah, so sunny Will then blame it all right global warming for earthquakes, right? Sorry
Starting point is 00:11:13 So the Francis Scott Key Bridge What's it gonna be called now? That's the question there. What'd I say? They're gonna change the law more civil rights groups poor poor night Mom and her boyfriend pick him up for restaurant That's right scan the minivan Yeah, so Civil rights groups are demanding a change. I look the bridge. They said it's gonna take like seven years to rebuild. It's it's okay Ten minutes after the accident. I said it's gonna take like seven years to rebuild. It's, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:45 10 minutes after the accident, I said it's gonna be renamed. I said it on this show. I said on my show. I said it's definitely gonna rename because there is no possible opening or there is no event. You know, when you're, let's just say,
Starting point is 00:12:06 you're in the middle of a, let's say your, your business partner is suing you or you're suing your business partner or whatever, there's, there's an event, right? And then you get a DUI. And you say to your lawyer, well, maybe they'll let it go. Or maybe they're like, oh, no, they're going to say something. That's why he's a bad businessman. he has an alcohol problem, and you go, that's just a DUI, you know, is it? Oh no, the point is, is there's no opening
Starting point is 00:12:31 that they're not gonna take. There's no such thing as a bridge with a white guy's name on it that gets destroyed. Yes, or his, I don't know if he was a slave owner, but it's easy to connect people to slave ownership these days. Something has happened, there's no possible way they're gonna let this one go.
Starting point is 00:12:50 They will seize on it. They seized on it a little faster than I thought, but I said immediately, there's no way this thing's coming back as Francis Scott Key. Were the funerals for the nine gentlemen who were killed in that bridge even done yet before they started saying we got A redim this thing. I don't think so that the mayor is being asked about he said look I am just laser focused on getting this bridge rebuilt and and make sure these families are okay
Starting point is 00:13:16 Please like this is a conversation that would happen It's gonna happen will have it will definitely happen, but six years from now. We actually we build a damn thing I know right. Let's just wait a little bit for the the bodies to cool off and and The they want to name it like these the Silver Edge group. They want to name this bridge after Republican or sorry Representative Perrin Mitchell the first African American elected to the US House
Starting point is 00:13:44 yeah from the state of Maryland and it's gonna be a situation where they get a lot of momentum and the ladies from The View will all chirp in on it and CNN, MSNBC and then anyone who provides any opposition is gonna be labeled a racist so it's kind of like who's gonna speak up. You know what I mean? Or climate change is higher. You're right, like who's gonna push back hard in this particular case? And then the problem, and what the ancestors of Francis Scott Key should do
Starting point is 00:14:19 is just relinquish right now. Because it's gonna be, a case is going to be made and when they start making the case, they're going to start digging around. And when they start digging around, it's going to get bad. Now whether it's true or not, it doesn't really matter. MSNBC will run with, you know, he not only owned slaves, he rode them. He actually rode slaves. He didn't use a horse. He rode slaves with a bullwhip to whip at other slaves
Starting point is 00:14:51 while on top of slaves. Like, it's just gonna keep going. And then it's gonna start, they'll start the connections. They don't really care about accuracy or anything like that. So then he's gonna get fragged completely and utterly and once that once the carpet bombing is done then the troops will start moving in and that's when we start nominating other people. What's interesting if they're not careful they could start going at the national anthem. That's oh yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:15:17 they'll be some of that. Right if we if we get rid of him and it's okay to get rid of Francis Scott Key then the Star Spangled Banner. Yeah yeah it's all part of the bigger plan which is tear it all then the star-spangled banner. Yeah. Yeah, it's all part of the bigger plan Which is tear tear it all down right so it'll be perfect. Yeah, it'll be a big controversy Yeah, but you you did call it like right after it has to there's the one thing these people are is consistent they do the same thing all day every day and they move right on to the next thing and They put this great emphasis on naming of things and days dedicated to, and you know,
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Starting point is 00:17:36 And the DOJ claims that the state violated the Americans with Disabilities Act because they didn't adhere to the inmates' requests for the gender dysphoria. Some of them include modifying pat searches, providing female makeup, clothing, and other items. Basically, they didn't take it seriously. So then this inmate cuts off his own balls. Mm-hmm. And now the DOJ is suing Utah.
Starting point is 00:18:02 His wife didn't do it? No. Yeah, well, the DOJ is suing Utah. His wife didn't do it. Yeah, well the DOJ, those are... The Federal Department of Justice, not some sort of state situation that's weird. Yeah, I didn't even know they could do that. Well, they're taking a little break from the January Sixers and people protesting abortion clinics that go after the real criminals.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Where do people house the criminals. There's always been a version of males cutting off their own genitalia. Women have no version of that. And it's usually in a very psychotic state. So in addition to gender whatever, this person was psychotic. So it addition to gender whatever this person was psychotic, right? So it's gonna get a little complicated how they're gonna prove that they should have done something to prevent that does that self-hate That that is nah, it's it's I think it's it's more biological
Starting point is 00:18:58 Like this is bothering me get out get it out of here. It's kind of thing. It's very weird Yeah, get away from me, get off. Yeah, I got my massive hog, man. It's always gonna be a little thick and thick. Troublesome, troublesome. I got to do something about that, man. You're not laughing, right? I wonder that I was, I'm doing a TV show,
Starting point is 00:19:14 we're talking about some of the television misadventures, and one of the things we're looking at is Power Rangers, and one of the, I forget if he was a star, but one of the actors on it went to prison for killing somebody. Really? And then't know if he was a star, but one of the actors on it went to prison for killing somebody. Really? And then in jail decided he was not, he was a female and then they cut his own genitals off.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Oh really? Mm-hmm. This is a thing? Mm-hmm. Which one, Jason, Jack, Tommy, Billy? No, it's one of the stunt actors. Is that what it was? Well, it's always less than whatever you're saying.
Starting point is 00:19:45 The, the, the. I'm gonna guess it's one of the stunt people that were doing all the jumps and flips and stuff. Help me with this, it's Orange County boat murder. Oh, Orange County. Yeah. Power Rangers. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Ricardo Medina, Junior. And what was his Cole Cole Evans. Yes, he can't go with the juniors Cole Evans on Power Ranger whatever that was but I did not not a watcher. Are you watching? Life-changing yeah, so he told him it could be a superhero. Yeah Yeah so there is a Canadian DNA lab that Knew its paternity tests identified the wrong dads, but kept selling them and via hidden camera
Starting point is 00:20:39 The owner admitted like yeah, these things aren't that accurate Like yeah, these things aren't that accurate And basically have ruined lots of lives. Can you imagine? Yeah, just because now these men are involved in these kids lives and they could may not be the father so Yeah, so there it's just this big story that just broke in Canada by the CBC and there after a long investigation this is the same company that were in trouble in like 2015 because somebody sent a DNA sample of their dog just to see what would happen
Starting point is 00:21:12 and they came back saying, oh, you're part Native American. Oh really? Wow. I don't know, I don't think I would care that much. If I raised somebody, I'd just raise them. Yeah. I just feel that way.
Starting point is 00:21:25 I mean, I guess I come from a lot of steps, step moms, step dads, and also, like my family's kinda kooky-wacky that way, step grandpa. So, you know, like, I'm kooky-wacky. Well, you know, the only grandpa I knew was a step grandpa, but he was, you know, by far the best out of everyone in the family. So I'm just a Jew because he was a Jew. So I'm
Starting point is 00:21:53 just kind of going off performance here. You know, he's doing the cooking. You guys are all sitting around watching them cook and I'm going to get some goulash. So I was like, well, this guy's clearly the best. We don't share any blood. I do share blood with the losers who don't cook, but that's not much consolation when you're hungry, you know? So you'll take the guy with no blood and the cooking skills. And that's the way that's I had a long discussion yesterday with my very elderly dad about my kooky grandparents. Oh, really? Well, my kooky grandma, which is funny because...
Starting point is 00:22:31 I've never heard his insights into them. Well, they're all my insights. Okay. Well, I've heard those. He just sat there. His thing was, her thing, what I was discussing was, my grandmother was enamored with the European lifestyle and the artist's lifestyle and all the trappings of the artist's lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:22:58 And it's probably, if you want some insight into me, when I see guys with the neck tattoo and the scarves and the earrings who are the directors I might have this visceral reaction to like what poser douchebags They are because my grandmother loved the arts and she loved the sort of European nations now her life the sort of European nations. Now, her life was she worked at the VA in Westwood, so she worked for the government. And she hated the government.
Starting point is 00:23:30 And there could be nothing further from the artistic lifestyle than working nine to five for the Veterans Administration. And to compound things, they would carpool. They had some sort of carpool, you know, program because the 405 is always a shit show and she had to get from North Hollywood into Westwood every day. And the guy she carpooled with drove like a Chevy love pickup truck and liked country music. And she hated country music. She hated a pickup truck, she hated that whole world, but she
Starting point is 00:24:06 loved the notion of the arts, you know what I mean? And so she had these friends that were like pseudo artists, like Trudy Mandel has a potter's wheel, you know what I mean? It was like, oh, art, and she makes her own beads, you know, and this whole thing, and this guy's doing man at La Mancha, the junior college, you know, and this whole thing. And this guy's doing man at La Mancha, the junior college, you know, man of La Mancha. Some junior college or whatever. And what I was saying to my dad is it never struck me,
Starting point is 00:24:35 I was the only artist in the family. I wrote books, I make documentaries, I do TV shows, I write, I'm a humorist. I was the only artist in the family, but I just wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and flip-flops everywhere and was not regarded as an artist. So in my grandmother's world, you could be making your living in the arts full-time as I was,
Starting point is 00:25:02 or you could get a beret and get a job at a pottery barn and you would be an artist in her world. Was she big in the craft stuff? There was a whole craft movement back then. Remember the craft museum in New York? She liked physically art, paintings and pottery and stuff like that, but she also liked academia. She liked someone with a degree. She liked something European,
Starting point is 00:25:28 and she liked a degree, and she liked, you'd have to dress in a certain way to convince her that you were an artist. And I was always a doofus because I liked football, and I was sort of a dude. I liked cars. I couldn't be mistaken for an artist because I like construction and cars and watching boxing ugly American stuff you're saying that she ignored your artistry even though she she
Starting point is 00:25:55 worshiped it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no she didn't know I was an artist she gave you know we did for a living yeah kind of I mean yes she's like but she's your mom Your mom your dad's mom. No, no my mom's mom Because that's similar to your mother my mom and my grandmother really never knew what I did They but they didn't want to know but they knew I wasn't an artist Even though I was a humorist or comedian or whatever, I was an author. They didn't, it wasn't a thing for them because I didn't, I mean, A, I was a family member,
Starting point is 00:26:31 but B, I didn't have the trappings of it. I didn't dress like it. I didn't act like it. My politics weren't right for it. There's a million stories like this. I know the stories. My favorite story is your mom and the cable. That is my favorite. That's the easy one. The Academy Awards is the one that's very interesting. The cable's pretty good. The cable's the best. I like the cable the most. Your grandma at least knew you had big charisma though, right? Oh, now we got to show the clip.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Mommy's got to see the clip. You ever seen this? I don't think so. Wait, an actual video of Grandma no no not a fan Not a fan. I think you know I'm glad I pulled up. I'm glad I brought this up. I'm glad it's on video because Sometimes you look back, and you go. Maybe I'm being a little unfair Maybe it's my own my own version of history is cloudy. Let's let Ami decide. Well, no, but even a timeline thing, which is I was like, I was talking to my dad about it. I was like, oh, was she even alive when I was doing the Man Show? Or like, is that fair to her? Like, I wasn't, this is well after Love Line, the Man Show book. This is
Starting point is 00:27:40 after stuff. Let's go to the video tape. Let's go the video tape. Let's go the video I never think of Adam as a star and I think people do but I don't think he has big Charisma, but he is Intelligent maybe he gets some of that from me Just a call the one thing she gives him she has to call She's cute. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:07 It's a hobby's type. You gotta get to know her. Yeah, she's an honest man. Yeah, no charisma. No charm. But I think she encapsulated the Corollas, which is people think he's funny or he's a star. I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:28:23 That's basically what she speaks for all Corollas when she goes, I don't know what those people are talking about. It's a perfect encapsulation of the vibe. She took it to the grave. That was her. That was her at the very end. Wasn't there something else like that she said too where she's like, people like, I don't know what, I think I maybe had that conversation with you at your wedding or something where she was like, yeah, yeah, it's good to meet you. Yeah. Well you work with that I must that must be interesting. It's like
Starting point is 00:28:52 Also, if you work with Adam you you must be not know people think he's talented, but I don't I don't know I don't it's like that thing with with John Stewart. Oh my god. I love John Stewart. Oh, wait, you know, then he can't be anything That's the greatest mom story everybody else anything. That's the greatest mom story Everybody else around that's the greatest mom story ever. Yeah, he went from he went from greatest to the basement 10 seconds Association with her son. I know that was the greatest
Starting point is 00:29:23 another great one I had with her is, she was talking about Trump, and Trump's gonna destroy the country, or whatever, seven years ago, or whatever. And I said, yeah, I know Trump. You know, I don't really think. You don't know him, she said. I said, yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:29:41 I do know him. Yeah, but you don't know him. I said, well, I do. I do know him. Yeah, but you don't know him. I said, well, I do. I mean, I've had more than five conversations with him, talked about a lot of stuff. I don't think you have anything to worry about, but you don't know him. I said, I do know him.
Starting point is 00:29:57 And then it's like, hold on, do we have a mom here trying to talk her son out of knowing the president of the United States? Because that's what was happening. She was literally Normally that the Sun would brush shoulders with the guy in the greeting line and they go my son is personal friends with the president The weirdest conversation Looking the parlor. Okay, you have to look like an artist I went to the farmers market on Saturday and they had the the the tent that was selling the vegan cheeses and tofu the gluten-free bread A guy and a girl selling them
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Starting point is 00:31:10 Wow. I think that's like a line from The Simpsons. Jesus, where'd the time go? We did it. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's a bigger story, but there's something wrong with almost everybody now. And I don't know what. That's a little bit bigger but there's something wrong with almost everybody now
Starting point is 00:31:30 Open-ended way to to leave it, but there's just something wrong I mean I I have sure feel it I get to go back and look at my own family and go god There's something wrong with you people. Yeah, what were you thinking for many things? You know what I mean? And in it and you know sort of factually wrong, but also like sort of spiritually like I don't know What what I mean? And sort of factually wrong, but also sort of spiritually, like I don't know, what was the plan? You know, it's such an interesting, I don't think it's an interesting observation, but what I'm saying is, as I get older, I'm starting to realize, we're talking about Sonny Hostin,
Starting point is 00:32:02 you know, like wow, something's wrong. Like something's wrong with a lot, like a large group of people and I don't not just in this country that's what's oh yeah so I don't know how to rectify it but I will give on me a plug Prager you Israelis or Palestinians who's more tolerant and that's on Prager you.com. Not a university, not an accredited university. I got you, I got you. You got me, yeah. You can shoot him a tweet at Ami Horowitz as well.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Tonight I'll be at the Tower Theater in Fresno doing standup and then Bakersfield the following night, Saturday night at the Fox Theater. And then Chicago at the Den Theater, that's April 19th and 20th. And then Salt Lake City at Wise Guys. And you just go to Amcroll.com for all the live shows. What do you got, Drew?
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